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Fark Seeks to Trademark NSFW
I Don't Believe in Imaginary Property writes "The term NSFW is about to join the :( emoticon, going from a generic, oft-used internet abbreviation, to one company's exclusive trademark. Fark is seeking a trademark on the use of NSFW to describe naughty online content. Of course, they may face a bit of a battle because more than a few other people are already using the term NSFW to describe their products and services. Not that that's stopped anyone in the past." And, of course, the whole thing could be a big practical joke.
Guess nobody clicked on the story cause it's marked NSFW! :)
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... wouldn't Fark want to at least consider seriously doing it before someone else manages it. This could really come back to bite Fark in the ass now that they've opened the pandora's box on the topic by bringing it up.
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we should trademark IANAL... IMHO...
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Just for the record GNU do believe in 'imaginary' (intellectual) property. You must be thinking of this organisation.
no one is trademarking WTF!
can you trademark the word trademark or the sign trademark?
Go to Fark and read about it. It is just a joke.
Trademark WWJD, apparently
Use your head, can't you, use your head,
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Slashdot's coolness is based upon the users.
The fact that its freshness jumped the shark right around the first MicroSoft ad, while indeed tragic, is also peripheral.
Can't fault CdrTaco & Co. for making a buck--slashdot is not a vow of poverty, after all, but if the site is uncool, that's our problem.
Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
In retaliation, CmdrTaco has filed a trademark for "slashies"
// had to do it
/ sorry
Those who believe the Internet is private,
find their privates are on the Internet.
It's not news, it's Fark.
Seriously speaking, I'm betting Drew just wanted to see how many news outfits he could get to carry such a ridiculous story, and how much of an overreaction and outrage said coverage would generate in the blogosphere. An effective publicity stunt, really, considering the recent publication of his book and its subject matter.
Can't fault CdrTaco & Co. for making a buck
I don't fault either CmdrTaco nor Drew Curtis for trying to "make a buck". It's the method of doing so. If Slashdot tries to think of itself as a bastion of "open source" while running ads for Microsoft or Fark reeling back on it's past of "boobies and beer" by shadowbanning users that post non-moderator approved cleavage (despite the near NSFW ads they sometimes run) the sellout factor becomes apparent.
I'm sure "SlashdotMedia" will improve on all the wonders that Dice Holdings blessed us all with
Fark kinda started losing its "coolness" factor once they started banning people for linking to legitimate news sources that carried video clips of the Saddam Hussein execution. Hell, they even told me they'd ban anyone that posted links to any site with video clips covering significant historical events, such as the controversial Zapruder "JFK assassination" film.
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Well Drew did get the "ass ads" (seriously, naked man's ass) pulled because people bitched about it.
I think there's details in the blog entry, and either the ad network got dropped or threatened to be dropped.
I never saw it though, I block all ads from both Slashdot and Fark. (Pretty much everywhere else too.) It's my internet, you all can get the fark off of it or figure something else out to make money. My eyeballs belong to the hotties at the bar I frequent.
First off, the original post is wrong. The guy is not trying to trademark NSFW to describe naughty online content. The application is for the provision of entertainment services. To complain about this application is very much like complaining about someone trying to trademark the word "Apple" for computers and electronics. Oh my, but who would do that? If the application is registered, it would not take NSFW out of the public domain of posts and the like. It will just prevent the COMMERCIAL use of NSFW for the provision of entertainment services. So, if one of you wanted to use NSFW to sell, say, a cologne, you still could. And you could prevent others from doing so by registering the trademark.
... are the new press releases. How easily you are all trolled.
Sure, and it was all fun and games until "The Daily WTF" was forced to rename by the World Trade Federation.
Drew will license it for beer. No worries.
A friend told me that NSFW stood for "Now Show Friends and Workmates"... I'm now unemployed :(
I think this may be the finest job of trolling I've ever seen, as illustrated by the length and quality of this thread. Sometimes I just wake up filled with gratitude that I live in such exciting times. /obligatory //tribute ///slashies
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I could make a joke about how this is stupid and they should go fark themselves. But, I won't, cuz I gots class.
Though the National Weather Service may be a little miffed about it.
Use your head, can't you, use your head,
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They couldn't get the trademark for something they didn't invent. NSFW is a 4chan thing. Mootles would undoubtedly have evidence of significant prior art somewhere in his sperm-soaked basement apartment of his parents' tiny shack.
-- "Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."
I never knew what NSFW was abbreviation for.
That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable.
The slashdot audience might be largely pro-open source, which indeed may render your statement true. I am not sure you can apply that same label to slashdot itself as a corporate entity.
What I find interesting is that, if as you say, slashdot were indeed bastions of open source, that they are creaming in ad dollars from their 'enemy'?
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The slashdot audience might be largely pro-open source, which indeed may render your statement true. I am not sure you can apply that same label to slashdot itself as a corporate entity.
Today Slashdot is owned by SourceForge, Inc., but it is still run by many of the same people as it was 'Back in the Day'.
Combining user-developed content, online marketplaces and e-commerce, SourceForge is the global technology community's nexus for information exchange, goods for geeks, and open source software distribution and services.
I'm sure "SlashdotMedia" will improve on all the wonders that Dice Holdings blessed us all with
You should be buying many, many Xboxs, but no games, since they're still not making any money off the hardware.
Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?
...don't click on any of those links at work.
Now I'm all embarrassed. Why didn't someone warn me?!
Genesis 1:32 And God typed
If you thought RTBL editing was bad, at least your posts show up.
But it'd be quite nice to see that happen here for some of the obscured redirects.
Twitter supports and protects racists - by smearing their critics with the "Hate Speech" label.
Quick! I need to prepare my trademark application for the phrase, "In Soviet Russia,..." [trademark owns YOU]! Although this guy probably already did that back in the 80s,... oh well -- maybe they'll still let it slip by, with all the dupes around here already,... ;-)
mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
I slouch corrected. All the more pleasure to be derived from knowing that MS are funding OSS. Good on them I say!
Invaders must die
"Sounds like he's gone into damage control mode to me. He's trying to deflect critics by calling this a "prank." Baloney. What's so funny about this anyway? Nothing. Drew Curtis is a moron. Fuck him."
Sounds like you're bitter ... probably because you bit? Must bite to post on slashdot before you've had your morning coffee?
To help you, here's my contribution to the Aconmymica (TM) ... NSTRBMC (TM) - Not Safe To Reply Before Morning Coffee?
Seriously though, we all know that there are only a few outcomes, and all of them are good in the end.
If it gets denied, we've all (okay, *most* of us) had a good laugh, sort of like along the "OMFG the gubbermint wants to tax email!!!". jokes.
If it gets accepted, we get to trash-talk the gubbermint some more for stupid copyright laws, and in the end, the law hopefully gets changed once too many of these incidents occur.
So, where's the downside ...?
"* Acronymica - a totally made-up word that now actually means something"
Kevin Smith on Prince
"The stupid thing about this is how a few months ago fark went from being fairly open about NSFW imagery, to banning anyone that links to or posts it. Apparently they can make more money by being family(or workplace) friendly."
Time to fork fark!
Kevin Smith on Prince
NSFW? NSFW IP? BS! NIAFMY!
( Not Safe For Work? ) ( Bull Sh*t! Not Safe For Work Intellectual Property? Never In A F*ck*ng Million Years! (tm) )
Fitting... the "Quote of the Day" at the bottom of this article: "You will be the victim of a bizarre joke."
Windows isn't the answer... it's the question. NO is the answer!
I guess I'll trademark OMGWTFBBQ
This is probably just a gag. Stop being so serious. Fark's been trying to name stadiums and other landmarks "UFIA" for ages. (You can Google what UFIA stands for.)
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Despair.com (the people who supposedly TM'ed the frownie) is also a funny site though they sell real products. The frownie trademark is a joke.
Motherfarkers....
Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
I'm really surprised that someone hasn't tried to start a registry of pet names, and extort money from pet owners wanting to give those names to their pets. Animal names represent valuable Intellectual Property, don'tcha know. That cat you've got, Enrico Agache Something Amelia Earhart*, I hear you've been calling him Chico for short? That'll be ..... what ..... £100 a year to name a cat Chico. Or you can go to court to argue it out ..... but it's cheaper to pay up right now .....
* Only Chico's mother Amy knows what the "something" should be, and she's not telling.
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From the article:
"[O]ur end goal couldn't possibly be suing everyone using NSFW out of existence."
Thank you Fark for making this about protecting the ass-hole disguise and not about suing assholes.
A lot of folks fled fark because of the crazy moderation disasters, shadowban's, and sometimes real consequences. I have talked to folks that have no idea why they were banned. They only found out after someone said their posts weren't showing. I have even talked to one individual that claims some of the moderators at fark have gone so far as to try and mark him as a pedophile stalker.
Since all these people are nice, well spoken, and seemingly intelligent, it's hard to ignore. More and more stories accumulate as the months go on.
I hear about it at bannination.com. It's community moderated, as to prevent issues of the past. The folks that make it work, and genuinely interested in everyone having fun, and you can have real discussions there.
The NSFW thing may be a joke, but it smacks of a trollish joke to cause more people to visit the site for ad revenue. I guess I would rather spend my time in a site that does not make trollish jokes, or where I can count on never being shadow banned for random reasons.
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Have gnu, will travel.
This is a long-standing pet-peeve: why does everyone insist on using "NSFW" when "NWS" (Not Work Safe) is shorter and to the point? Seriously.
Seriously.
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rediculous.
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I touched a Solaris 10 system for the first time about a month ago. Some non-Sun external software (MySQL, samba, gcc, ncftp etc) was installed in the directory /usr/sfw/bin.
I was confident using these third party programs, knowing they
were Safe For Work.
The cost to file a trademark is like $25. You don't even need to hire an attorney. *shrug*
As far as Fark being blocked at work -- there are plenty of ways around that.
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The cost to file a trademark is like $25.
Oops. Look like you mistyped that. The cost to file for a federal trademark is $275 (or more, depending on the details).
You can see the PTO's current fee schedule here: http://www.uspto.gov/web/offices/ac/qs/ope/fee2007september30.htm
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My take on "property" is that it's rivalrous, which pretty strongly implies tangible.
No, not at all.
For example, suppose that you deposit a $100 bill in the bank. You still own the $100, but the bill itself won't remain in the bank; it will move around where it is needed. What you own is a debt of the bank, to you, in the amount of $100. That's intangible. When you go to the ATM to collect on that debt, you'll probably get five $20's. Until that point though, all you owned was their obligation, not anything tangible. Nevertheless, the debt is rivalrous. You can, for example, give the debt to a third party, in which case the bank owes the money to him instead. But you cannot give the debt in full to someone else while keeping it in full for yourself, and expect the bank to pay out a total of $200, which would be possible were it nonrivalrous.
Just because not all intangibles are rivalrous doesn't mean that none of them are.
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You don't have to do a trademark search. But the process of getting a mark is time-consuming and costly, so it's foolish not to do a search in advance. (Plus it helps to keep you from treading on someone else's toes, which could get you into trouble, force you to relabel all of your goods or services, etc.)
You can do some decent searching for registered federal marks on the PTO website for free. But a thorough search will still cost some money. There are some third party sources that do that sort of work. I would certainly not want to skip over doing a proper search. The repercussions if you've missed something important are too severe.
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