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People Were More Likely To Google Themselves This Year

Ponca City, We Love You writes "More than twice as many Americans googled themselves in 2006 than five years previous — and many are googling their friends and romantic interests as well, according to a report released ecently by the Pew Internet and American Life Project. The survey shows that the percentage of US adult Internet users who have looked for information about themselves through Google or another search engine has more than doubled in the past five years (pdf) from 22 percent in August, 2001 to 47 percent in December, 2006. Only 3 percent of internet self-googlers say they Google themselves regularly, 22 percent say 'every once in a while,' and three-quarters say they have googled themselves once or twice. The original report, 'Digital Footprints,' contains many more interesting observations (pdf)."

160 comments

  1. Google? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I hear they have that on computers now.

    1. Re:Google? by YouTookMyStapler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have done a few searches on myself, just to see what comes up.

      Absolutely nothing comes up on Google when I search myself. I am always amazed how much info people will put on the internet (blogs, facebook and so forth) then be shocked when those college binge drinking from a beer-bong pictures show up somewhere.

      My theory: If it might be potentially embarrassing to you in the future, don't put it on the internet. Plain and simple.

    2. Re:Google? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Absolutely nothing comes up on Google when I search myself.

      Congratulations! It looks like you are not notable.

      > If it might be potentially embarrassing to you in the future, don't put it on the internet.

      Believe it or not, some people are subject to scrutiny by others. These people, that we sometimes term "successful" or "interesting", are sometimes commented on by others.

    3. Re:Google? by proudfoot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So I have. So, how many people googled themselves after reading this post?

    4. Re:Google? by kernelphr34k · · Score: 0

      So how the hell do they know people googled them self? People are googling names, but specifically how they hell would they know that I've googgled myself? They got hidden cams or something?

    5. Re:Google? by hedwards · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly, it is considered perfectly legal for potential employers to not hire somebody due to the results of a google.

      Personally my name only shows up once for anything that I can identify as being me in the first 6 or so pages of any of the combinations of my first middle and last names. And I like it that way, it used to show up 5 or 6, right now it only shows up once at my alma mater. And I suspect that they'll probably lose that after a while as lab partners from 2003 isn't something that is terribly important 5 years later.

      I prefer to be ungoogleable. This way there is very little that anybody would be able to find out about me that I don't know about.

    6. Re:Google? by YouTookMyStapler · · Score: 1

      Congratulations! It looks like you are not notable.



      I guess I should have stated that absolutely nothing of any embarrassment factor comes up. My published papers under my maiden name do.
    7. Re:Google? by WaltBusterkeys · · Score: 1

      Unless you feel like giving your money away in $30 chunks to those reputation management companies that have sprung up. I'm sure they'd be quite happy to take $30 a pop to get rid of your kegstands, bong hits, 4:20 celebrations, cross-dressing....

      Oh, crud, that was just last weekend's worth.

    8. Re:Google? by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Thats easy.

      Go look through the AOL logs at the amount of searches "how do I google myself"

      "I've been googling myself and now I cannot get the stain out of the mousemat"

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    9. Re:Google? by Torvaun · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sometimes people are logged in to their iGoogle homepage. Then they search for a name that just so happens to match the one on their account. Google, being ever-so-crafty, figures out that they must be Googling themselves.

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    10. Re:Google? by JorDan+Clock · · Score: 1

      Umm... Someone makes a survey that has a question along the lines of "Do you search for yourself on Google?" and another that says "If so, how often?" Doesn't seem horribly complex to me.

    11. Re:Google? by Stochastism · · Score: 1

      > Absolutely nothing comes up on Google when I search myself.

      Congratulations! It looks like you are not notable.

      A lot depends on your name. A Mr John Smith, or Ms Jane Smith, will hardly ever be notable according to Google. If you are really unfortunate, you have a name like "Michael Jordan". There is a quite famous computer scientist with this name. It's pretty hard to find out anything about him!

      On the other hand, as far as I can figure my real name is unique on Google apart from a character in a play. I get about 5 pages worth of hits before spurious junk gets in the way.

      Moral of the story: feel good if the ego-search works, don't feel bad if it doesn't.
      Second moral: John Smith has a similar impact on the net as it does in real life :)
    12. Re:Google? by jimbojw · · Score: 1

      Googling oneself, how provincial! My Google Alert notifies me immediately.

    13. Re:Google? by Atario · · Score: 1

      I have never tried; I know it would be fruitless. I share my name with a 1970s/early 1980s rock musician. And the name would be very very common even were it not for him. So even if there were anything worthwhile to find about me, it would be buried beyond hope.

      In Soviet Google, celebrities give YOU anonymity!

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  2. Deja Vu by DCTooTall · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Wow... Deja Vu... didn't I just see this story the other day?

    1. Re:Deja Vu by Kaamoss · · Score: 1

      No, you're mistaken....Nothing to see here, move along....

    2. Re:Deja Vu by JacksBrokenCode · · Score: 5, Funny

      didn't I just see this story the other day?

      Yes, but only because Slashdot has started googling itself for stories to post.

    3. Re:Deja Vu by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Talk about deja vu, on my second look, I saw:

      People were to like Google more this year...

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    4. Re:Deja Vu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Multiple googles get lost on google

  3. i wonder by xubu_caapn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    how many knew enough to put it in quotations?

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    1. Re:i wonder by MonkWB · · Score: 1

      names are always formatted into First Last; sometimes it is Last, First. So putting ones name in quotations does not necessarily mean better results.

    2. Re:i wonder by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      try "First Last" OR "Last First"

    3. Re:i wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or to add "-naked".

    4. Re:i wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A preceding "-" means "exclude" in googlese. Is that really what you meant, there?

    5. Re:i wonder by rkcallaghan · · Score: 1
      AC wrote:

      A preceding "-" means "exclude" in googlese. Is that really what you meant, there? It's really bad that I saw "googlese." in the preview and expected there to be a .cx after I expanded the quote ...

      ~Rebecca
  4. for this community (slashdot) by skydude_20 · · Score: 4, Funny

    people were always more likely to ___________ themselves this year

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  5. Where is everyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where is everybody? Has everyone gone home for the holidays? And where are the myminicity trolls?

  6. google themselves? by farkus888 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been googling myself at a pretty steady frequency since about the time I turned 13!

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    1. Re:google themselves? by YouTookMyStapler · · Score: 5, Funny

      When I was 13, I had to look myself up in the card catalog... we didn't have fancy Google searched back then...

      ...what?

    2. Re:google themselves? by Black+Art · · Score: 1

      You will go blind if you Google yourself too much!

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    3. Re:google themselves? by idiotwithastick · · Score: 1

      So you're what... 13 years old right now?

    4. Re:google themselves? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      When I was 13, I had to look myself up in the card catalog

      You had catalogs? We had to walk 50 kilometers to collect papyrus to make our own paper.

    5. Re:google themselves? by sholden · · Score: 2, Funny

      You had kilometers?

    6. Re:google themselves? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've not been googling myself regularly, so much as ogling myself :)

    7. Re:google themselves? by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      You had?

    8. Re:google themselves? by the_last_rites · · Score: 0

      Dont forget the hairy palms too

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  7. Do it every day! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was younger I would sometimes Google myself 2-3 times a day.
    But I'm older now, the passion is gone, and I'm lucky to get one off once or twice a week.

    1. Re:Do it every day! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Psst. "Google" isn't a synonym for "masturbate."

  8. You may google my user name, not my given name by TheLazySci-FiAuthor · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Am I the only person who has actively concealed themselves from prying online eyes?

    I've been a pretty affluent internet creature since the mid 90's (yes, a latecomer in this crowd, I understand) and since my first forays onto the www I've filled-out registration information with bogus info. Having done this for more than a decade, I can in fact google myself, but only via usernames and other pseudonyms.

    Even my myspace and facebook profiles are semi-bogus. I understand that certain high-profile instances will launch your true identity into the limelight (any bit of media publicity for example), but I constantly hear about individuals who are googleable, not because of a media instance, but simply because they have placed themselves into the great index.

    Who has willfully made themselves searchable, and why? I have enjoyed a fruitful, successful life in the IT industry this whole time and I have not yet needed to put my personal info into a publicly searchable and available location.

    What are the benefits? I ask, because to me, being a very private person, I see mostly, maybe overwhelmingly, negative results.

    1. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by Oriumpor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, if you've been around since the 1990's on the web, and you haven't been forced into a situation where your credentials are your real name I'd assume you're lucky. Almost my entire web presence as an individual is due to School/Work accounts that forced me to use my real name as my credentials and subsequently published them (or had them published via 3rd party sendlists etc.)

      My psuedonym has a 30:1 ratio of hits on google to my real name however, and with a modicum of searching I'm sure you could tie the two together...

    2. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by swv3752 · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you only associate positive things with your name, it can help when potential employers do a cursory check on you.

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    3. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by TheLazySci-FiAuthor · · Score: 3, Funny

      With a homepage like that on your profile, I can see how you've maintained an impressive 30:1 ratio! :)

    4. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by whatevah · · Score: 0

      People are not making themselves googlable. At least not by choice. But if you are a doctor, an engineer or anything actually, your name may very well end up in a web site. Also, at least in my country(Greece) when you give your exams in order to be accepted in a University(public), your name is listed on a specific govt site. If you pass, that is. I can think many other reasons too, but I'm sure someone else will be more willing to cite them.

    5. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by Thunderstruck · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Like anything else, the benefits will vary depending on who you are. You indicate that you have a successful life in the IT industry. You probably work for a school or business, and have no need for people to be able to find you on the Internet.

      By contrast, small businessmen, artists, private doctors, lawyers, politicians, and a host of other types of people not only benefit from being visible on the internet, they need to be there in order to seem legitimate to potential clients or customers.

      My guess is, in the future, how we think about the face we present on the internet will be a lot like how we think about getting dressed in the morning. We'll ask ourselves, "Where am I going, and is anyone important going to see me there?"

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    6. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by Sique · · Score: 1

      The only thing that comes up several times about me after googling myself is a potential threath to Windows Vista security I once described. It was published as a footnote in a single article, and it comes now up in english, french, spanish, italian and german. So what impression will a potential employer have about me?

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    7. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by Suicyco · · Score: 2, Funny

      Man, how many of us used our real names when talking about all kinds of crazy shit back in the day... I did, and regret it to this day. Especially on usenet. OH man hehe. On the web my real name is only good stuff, published articles, interviews, technical stuff from listservs, etc. On usenet? Holy fuck. Flame wars, drugs, sex, all kinds of really embarrassing stuff.

    8. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by Entropy248 · · Score: 1
      The benefits are only subtly apparent and difficult to measure at best. It helps if your father has the same name! Since I joined the online community with CompuServe when it was partially owned by New York Telephone, I was always aware of the power of computers. It occurred to me that I could be indexed involuntarily permanently, and so I began using the suffix Jr. to distinguish myself from my father. It still ticks him off that I have WAY more results than he does courtesy of an OLD web page and the numerous sites that have shamelessly stolen my files with credit.

      Anyway, when I go on job interviews I assume I am being Googled. Only a stupid employer would not do so, and most of the places I want to work at do not have stupid Compliance Officers. If they are Googling me, I'd prefer to control the results thank you very much. It doesn't hurt that I have a cool past, an industry relevant TV appearance [I'm NOT famous], past interesting magazine appearances [or rich], tons of posts in various news groups (alt.html or comp.infosystems.www.authoring.html anyone?), and a public history of a good life. I feel I not only have nothing to hide, but am proud of my life. Go on look me up and get jealous.

    9. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Why bother? I pretty much always use my name in stuff. I got my current job precisely because I was visible... at its peak the first 6 pages of any google search came up with stuff about me. Now it's buried in other Tony Hoyle's any I'm only a footnote (partly due to changes in google indexing, partly because I'm not posting on things like LKML any more so don't get the high profile hits).

      Of course if there's someone else with your name who's a serial drug user, criminal, paedophile etc. and your prospective employer will still google it and find them anyway - so you might as well get stuff about the real you out there.

    10. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      On the web my real name is only good stuff, published articles, interviews, technical stuff from listservs, etc. On usenet?


      Usenet is, as I recall, "google-able" through Google Groups, back pretty far into what is, in internet time, the ancient history.
    11. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by Mushdot · · Score: 1

      Surprisingly, googling my real name brings up no result. I use totally made up usernames (usually based on some random thought in my head at the time of registration), but I have given my real details in the past with no result from google. However, using my old university username brings up a whole load of usernet pain from my former years.

      My sister appears in the top ten results because she works for a newspaper, and as you would expect, all articles are available online.

      One of my work colleagues lost his company car from a quick googling. He took it in for a service and it was found to be worn out way beyond its two years of age(gearbox, suspension). My boss did a quick google of his name which dredged up pictures of him powersliding his car round race tracks, so he lost his car. Oops.

    12. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by Sepodati · · Score: 1

      Am I the only person who has actively concealed themselves from prying online eyes?

      I just hide behind the more famous people a Google search will pull up. I'm safe for quite some time...

      ---John Holmes...

    13. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by fake_name · · Score: 1

      > Am I the only person who has actively concealed themselves from prying online eyes?

      I've done the same, and I'm very happy I did. Searching for my real name comes up with some photographic work and a few old linux mailing list discussions; nothing I'd want to hide. (yes, it's true that in 1997 I wasn't certain how to check for bad disk sectors under linux; I'm not ashamed to admit that!)

      I'm more concerned about the horrid football themed myspace page that comes up as the first result.

    14. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by localman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Man. I get that the reality is people are super judgemental and that we're always playing the reputation game whether we like it or not... but it does bum me out that people have to be so fake all the time. People haven't come to accept that others are sometimes as wild and crazy as we are. Everyone has skeletons in the closet, so why is everyone so shocked when they find other people's skeletons in the closet? Meh.

      I suppose I'm an idiot: I wear my freakdom like a badge of honor most of the time. Anyone could find out pretty easily that I was part of a white rap group, an offensive punk band, and that I directed a film that features Jesus smoking a joint. So far it hasn't been a problem, and I've had some good jobs. But I bet it will bite me eventually. Oh well... I'm going to try to represent: you can be wild and crazy at times and still be extremely diplomatic and professional when called for.

      I hope someday we can deal with people being multi-faceted.

      Cheers.

    15. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by spasm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you're an academic, having a bunch of publications come up when someone googles your real name is actually helpful to your career.

      Alas, my real name is pretty common (and is shared with a TV character) so you have to add "drugs" or "heroin" after it before I show up on the first page (hey, it's what I study, honest) : P

    16. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by Suicyco · · Score: 1

      That was my point. Who would have thunk it, posting to usenet 20 years ago, that it would all still be here, searchable by anybody. Google says they will delete posts for you but I have tried, they always deny the request for some odd reason. Oh well, the next time around, when the new fangled interuse web thingy comes around, I'll remember not to use my real name.

    17. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      I haven't needed to actively conceal myself. If you Google my real name, you'll get plenty of hits, but I am neither the baseball player, nor the musician, nor the author. Two of the top 100 Google hits for my name are me, but good luck picking them out.

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    18. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by Suicyco · · Score: 1

      Back in the day I was all about just being who I was (am). I wasn't ashamed of it (still not) and as you said, proudly wore my freakishness on my sleeve. A lot of us were like that, the old days on usenet were the wild west. You had scientists posting under their real names how to purify heroin for gods sake hehe. Talking about bizarre sex fetishi, discussing all manner of weirdo crap. University professors, research scientists, government workers, military types, etc. etc. It was just discussion groups, it was so fringe that nobody ever imagined it would go mainstream and come back to haunt them. Oh the heady days of the 70's and 80's in the computer subculture. We were elite (so we thought) and acted with impunity. Luckily I DID have a "handle" that I posted truly incriminating stuff as, in phrack, etc. but still... That was all before I ever went through a security clearance and had to sit down and explain this shit. Believe me, in those situations they most certainly dig that crap up, if they can.

      What I want to know is, what douchebag decided to make BACKUP TAPES of usenet? Why in the world would you want to archive that stuff? 99% of it is inane nonsense, but some of us decided to be anal about it all and back it up. God.

    19. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      When my kid first ventured onto the internet, I told him to always make up a silly name for himself whenever he posted or logged in or whatever, to absolutely never type his real name no matter who was running the site. That was over ten year ago, maybe I should google his real nme and see if it pops up. Of course, Google remembers your searches, so that googling your real name while logged in with a pseudonym or vice versa could link your identities or those of your kids forever.

      Hmm, ponders the post anonymously, button. nahh, slashdot is safe.

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    20. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      No worry, no one I know ever takes threaths siriusly.

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    21. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by Verteiron · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that be "threaths theriothly"?

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    22. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by glarbl_blarbl · · Score: 1

      You think that's weird?! On my second page of google results I found a post I made to a BBS fifteen years ago!

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    23. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by LionKimbro · · Score: 1

      Well, first, I got called to work as a programmer, after 3 years of dot-com slumber crash. That made an enormous difference in my life. They already knew that I could code because they were sifting through my online questions and scripts and programs and so on. And they already knew that I was deeply committed to the Open Source ethic. They also knew that I was available. It was all out there. So they called me up and I was a software developer again.

      But more importantly, I regularly get to meet very interesting people in my field of "work," (the things I deeply care about, and work on, for the public, but don't get paid for,) because they know who I am, what I work on and think about, and so on.

      While I have been in plenty of "online fist-fights" and have said plenty of embarrassing things, it just doesn't seem to have mattered much.

      If you look at this from an economic perspective: "You know what you're getting." Whereas if someone comes to me plain slate, I have to wonder, "What's this person's history? Why are they hiding?"

    24. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by lilomar · · Score: 1

      or, you can be like me and do the opposite, i have the most common male first name of my generation, and, well...
      ~~~Jacob Smith (google me, I dare you) ;-D

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    25. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by EtoilePB · · Score: 1

      My common-use screen name is incredibly easy to Google, but I've made no secret of it. I don't, however, give it to real-life people -- co-workers, employers, and so on.

      I happen to have a real name in common with a very famous film actor of the 1950s - 1980s, so I've never found a result that was actually me within the first 40 pages of searching, even when I start to add keywords about my hometown, university, business, or so on. I consider that my good fortune.

    26. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by Triv · · Score: 1

      If you only associate positive things with your name, it can help when potential employers do a cursory check on you.


      Tell that to the other guy with my name. I can't tell you how pissed off I was when that shoddy excuse for a lawyer from Florida became the focus of so much of our time and I'd load slashdot over breakfast to find headlines like, "Jack Thompson voted biggest douche on the internet."

      I can't even say I was here first because he's got decades on me. Bastard.

    27. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by Essron · · Score: 1

      handles are like email addresses/url's: 1 for self, 1 for boostin', 1 for dating, 1 for craigslist, one for each login, and whatever you use for your ssn etc. blahhhhhhhh i am an anon cow this time yo.

    28. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by Essron · · Score: 1

      hrm. sigh. wish i WAS an anon cow, in stead im a doomaahs missing checkboxes. drag.

    29. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      It could have been worse, your names both could have been Michael Bolton...

    30. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by FLEB · · Score: 1

      You're multilingual?

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    31. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by FLEB · · Score: 1

      One happy side effect is that the people who would look into that and be shied away by it... probably aren't the types you'd want to associate with.

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    32. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by WGFCrafty · · Score: 0

      Was the movie Holy Mountain?

    33. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      ...my myspace and facebook profiles...

      You're a "very private person" but feel the need to have pages at these sites? I don't get it.

    34. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by localman · · Score: 1

      Nope, it was Vendetta: A Christmas Story.

      Cheers.

    35. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've googled my name in its various forms a few times over the years, and it's funny that just recently I've come up with very different responses.
      I found that math competition results from 2003 were posted (that's a whole lot of people's info), swim meet results were posted, etc. Things that are technically public info, but perhaps bad for employers to see! For example, this particular math competition would put me in a negative light, because I didn't do all that well. Nevermind that I took it for fun that year and wasn't at that level of Calculus yet technically--all the employer would know is that I scored in the bottom X percent, and other people from my high school did better. What's odd is that only the one year comes up, not all the other results/competitions/etc.
      My point is that all that comes up with my almost-unique name is stuff that I did not write/post/allow to be posted to the internet... these are results of competitions that were once posted on a piece of paper that were later translated into online media.
      I actually emailed the contact for the math competition organization, and naturally that's lead to dead ends and the competition results are still one of my top google results! Maybe someday we will be able to control what is listed about us... probably not though.

    36. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      In the old days I used to post to usenet under my real name. I never dawned on me that some of those old posts would surface and be archive forever. Good thing there is another me out there is a pretty famous axe murder.

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    37. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by lajoyce · · Score: 1

      It seems that you're lucky then. All of the hits for my name are not from information that I have divulged online. They're from "real life" happenings, such as fund raisers, sporting events, and school clubs.

    38. Re:You may google my user name, not my given name by Sique · · Score: 1

      I know some languages, but the article (which I didn't write, just commented about once) was rewritten and included my comment, and later on got translated to other languages. Thus it is this single article, which has spawn lots of copies and some translations.

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  9. I'm not who I say I am by maggiemerc · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apparently I'm not a writer but a prolific techno god in Russia. This is exciting news.

    1. Re:I'm not who I say I am by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh - apparently I'm the former captain of the Irish football team. Made checking into Irish hotels interesting in the 90s, but does mean that you'd struggle to find anything on the Internet by my real name (even if I use it much, which I don't).

      Search under a pseudonym and you'll get stuff from me from May 1986 (from a university system since moved to the Internet).

    2. Re:I'm not who I say I am by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      I share the name of an apparently prolific college football player. He dominates the first several pages of Google, with only a review I posted on Amazon being both me and first page.

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    3. Re:I'm not who I say I am by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      I seem to be several other people including a graphics designer, and, for a while, an editor of a major newspaper. There was a time that I was also a respected actor in adult films with an all-male cast, but as far as I can tell, I don't seem to be doing that any more. I can say this safely, because there are enough graphics designers out there that figuring out which one is my clone is next to impossible.

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    4. Re:I'm not who I say I am by tubapro12 · · Score: 1

      Well according to Google I'm either a Irish pop singer, a Jesuit priest in China, or a video game hacker. However, searching for one of my username's seems to provide numerous true hits.

  10. Third party by davidc · · Score: 3, Funny

    I much prefer having other people google me. So much more satisfying.

    1. Re:Third party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would you know?

    2. Re:Third party by debiansid · · Score: 1

      Yeah, even I actively chase people down and ask them to google for my name... err, that's not what you meant?

    3. Re:Third party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1. Search for your name
      2. Look at what sites come up.
      3. If most of the sites are ones that are under your control (personal homepage, academic/work page, blog, etc) you can verify all those sites in google's webmaster tools, and use the Top Search Queries feature. This will give you a signal of the volume of queries that bring up your site(s), most notably your name. They don't give absolute counts, but you can probably figure that out from referral headers in your logs and do some estimation.

      Or if you're really famous, you can always use google trends to see how your search popularity has changed over time.

  11. Uh huh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You theory sucks.

    If it might be potentially embarrassing to you in the future, either get over it or don't do it in public. Other people (sometimes your 'friends') will put it up for you. Plain and simple.

  12. Ummmm by SlashDev · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How do they know that people are googling themselves??????

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    1. Re:Ummmm by Lumpio- · · Score: 5, Informative

      They did a survey. The links in the article point that out quite clearly.

    2. Re:Ummmm by Mex · · Score: 1

      Are you sure you don't need an extra interrogation point there?

      I think Terry Prattchet wants a word with you.

    3. Re:Ummmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyday I hear about google, google, google... can we get over them. Why are people talking as if they were still just 2 college kids fighting "the evil MS empire". They are a >$200 billion company that enables stealing of IP [Youtube, Google News... and now Knol whatever that is] then repackages it and says look how good we are, you dont have to pay, just give me all your information. Free is nice but if you notice they only give things away free if they have serious competition [burn the landscape so at least they get user information and ads]. And as for Open Source, look I love and use it but google is an expert at touting Open source but is anything that they do [core to them] open source no F*cking way.

      Google is the real original Web 2.0 company. Steal IP from others and use crowd sourcing with both apps and content. Then give away the hard work of others as if they were robin hood. Googles new moto should change from "dont be evil" to "whats mine is mine and whats yours is mine".

    4. Re:Ummmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shocker. The same narcissistic assholes with drivel-filled blogs and myspace pages and twitter accounts so they can broadcast their every piss and shit also google themselves. *gasp*

      I've never googled myself or anyone I know for any reason and I don't see why I would. People got along fine before google, by... you know... getting to know someone. I'll leave whether or not I like or dislike them to my interactions with them and not what a bunch of idiots online comment about them in random places indexed by google.

  13. Famous by SniperClops · · Score: 1

    I googled myself but none of the search results are about me. Apparently there is a musician with the same name and all the results are about him.

    1. Re:Famous by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1

      Holy crap. I wonder if we have the same name.

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    2. Re:Famous by wombert · · Score: 2, Funny

      Michael Bolton, is that you??

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  14. i google myself once in a while by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 4, Funny

    usually find some interesting stuff, and google images always has the best pics of me. (SafeSearch is Off)

  15. SEO seeding... by cliveholloway · · Score: 1

    I google myself every now and then to check that I'm first for my name in Google and Google Images. It helps long lost friends find me. Better than trying to guess which social networks I'm in.

    Of course, Slashdot's page rank can only help here, hence this comment :)

    For those of you that think I'm a Perl programming asshole though, feel free to help build that little googlebomb ;-)

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  16. And, how many reach moisture by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    upon finding themselves in the Google listings? More than 99.9999999% of us are just "ordinary", unspectacular beings. Conceit, delusion and illusion makes us think we are more or worth more than we really rate.

    By the same token, I rate the populace more valuable than most politicians, as the are extraordinary, but extraordinarily super-conceited...

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    1. Re:And, how many reach moisture by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      many people are important to somebody....having a classmate from long ago able to find your web page and to drop a line is fun, happened to me

  17. Something people don't talk about! by digitalderbs · · Score: 2, Funny

    I happen to "google" myself in the shower every morning, but it's not exactly newsworthy.

  18. Good or... ? by tyrus568 · · Score: 1

    Is it good or bad that the top google results for your handle (tyrus sithius) are from razor 1911 greets from 1996?

    I googled my real name and just saw other people's successes......

  19. Its safer you know by LM741N · · Score: 1

    With all those viruses hanging around. GTD Googly Transmitted Disease

  20. Weird by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interestingly enough the vast majority of links to my name on Google lead to pages about a low 'B' list actor- who happened to appear in Star Wars in a single scene...

    1. Re:Weird by SnoopJeDi · · Score: 1

      Stormtrooper #5, is that you?! I love your work!!

  21. Launchpad by gmf · · Score: 1

    Last year, googling my own name was fun, because it actually turned up a few interesting things I had almost forgotten about. This year, despite the fact that there are several pieces of open source software released under my real name, and hundreds of mailing list posts, most of the results appear to be useless pages in Ubuntu's Launchpad. Which I didn't even use, except for reporting a few bugs...

  22. Spread the word: by LM741N · · Score: 3, Funny

    Self Googling will make you blind.

    1. Re:Spread the word: by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

      Self Googling will make you blind.
      Dad, I'm over here.
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    2. Re:Spread the word: by rogeroger · · Score: 1

      I google with the right side of my brain, and it has become quite over-developed....the left suffers from atrophy.

  23. More info on Facebook than google by piltdownman84 · · Score: 1

    I haven't had much luck searching for people on google. Its just too hard to find info on the right firstname lastname. Using facebook to find out about people is far easier. Even if you only have a first name and know they are local it is fast. I do it all the time. After I meet a girl at the bar, I'll always look her up on facebook before I call her up. It works both ways though, and can be pretty scary sometimes. I went out on a date with a girl last month and she knew everything about me. I was very weird ... a real turn off. So I would advise anyone to keep their facebook/google intellegence quiet.

    1. Re:More info on Facebook than google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I was very weird ... a real turn off.

      Rather than worrying about what information about you is available online, I would recommend just not being weird if that is the effect that it has.

  24. From TFA by BeanThere · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They did a phone survey and just asked people.

    1. Re:From TFA by wikinerd · · Score: 0, Redundant

      They did a phone survey

      But they don't know if they said the truth.

  25. I suppose by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cmdr Taco googling himself would come up with 5 million references to "Lame". :P

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  26. constant self-googler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ever since I found that a not-so-clueful university researcher at my school published my name-SSN combo (gotten from the university Database) by googling myself.... luckily it was shut-down quickly

  27. Google Alerts by eulernet · · Score: 1

    Since I have a pretty rare name, I created a Google alert with my name.
    I receive around one mail every week.

    I guess this makes me a continuous self-googler since 2 years.

  28. Its sad really.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that issues like privacy only seem get some serious thought from the masses when topics like these surface from time to time. That is, for those who actually manage to think beyond "I have nothing to hide", to me also known as "See no evil, hear no evil".

  29. BioNIC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you had a cat5 hanging from your rear while typing out URLs with your nipples and navle, I'd say it was!

  30. Cause and Effect by eqreed · · Score: 1

    People who read articles about Googling themselves are more likely to Google themselves. It's self a fulfilling article!

  31. Can you blame me? by z-j-y · · Score: 1

    My name (Chinese) is "She MaTing".

  32. "Google themselves" ? by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 1

    [Ben Stein Voice]That sounds diiiiirty[/Ben Stein Voice]

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  33. In other news... by Piranhaa · · Score: 1

    Self Googling has been discovered to cause cancer.

    1. Re:In other news... by SoulRider · · Score: 1

      at the very least hairy palms.

  34. Apparently I am either by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    A mechanic
    A writer
    A photographer
    A director of Rolls Royce
    A mortgage provider

    oooh. A War correspondent!

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    1. Re:Apparently I am either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it mildly amusing with myself being a boring, longtime software test engineer that the top couple of search results for my name pull up news articles about a guy on a plane that was arrested by a couple off-duty policemen returning from a conference or something in Vegas for making terroristic threats against a woman and spouting references to 9/11.

      I'm just glad it didn't affect me or my families flights to Orlando earlier this year! I'm sure somewhere my name was flagged, but after a little investigation into addresses or photos and what not, the real "me" was deemed safe. heh

      So yeah, I'm not afraid to admit it ... I Google myself. In fact, I just got done Googling myself. And you know what? I might just do it again!

  35. Trademark Joke by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Funny

    This article is almost identical to one from 1977, except that one said:

    "More than twice as many Americans xeroxed themselves in 1976 than five years previous -- and many are xeroxing their friends and romantic interests as well, according to a report released recently by the Pew Copyrigh and American Life Project.

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    1. Re:Trademark Joke by childprey · · Score: 1

      My girlfriend wouldn't let me photocopy her : [

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  36. You guys are flexible by snwod · · Score: 1

    Man, if I could google myself, I'd never leave the house.

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    1. Re:You guys are flexible by celardore · · Score: 1

      I frequently wish I had a Google-like feature in the real world. I have to find a document within a pile of hundreds of papers. Over and over. I would love any kind of search function in that situation.

      It would also be nice if I could Google where my stapler is. Or later in the day, where the heck I left my staple remover.

    2. Re:You guys are flexible by dotgain · · Score: 1

      Whoosh!

  37. In Sovier Russia by $0.02 · · Score: 1

    Yourself googles you.

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  38. That's crap. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

    I have even a good example...I was participating in a thread, right here on Slashdot...Some outsourcing thing, I have no idea.
    This is the thread in particular...It was in a random outsourcing thread, so you can imagine the level of comments. Mine in particular are pretty much devoid of racial content...I reserve my true hatred for Dell, and that's pretty much why I jumped into a semi-OT thread about tech support.

    Week or so later I start getting nasty emails, calling me a racist. Arrooo? I have vices, but that's not one of them. So I start looking around and quite quickly find "http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/msid-1326921,prtpage-1.cms" an article singling out me in particular for some of the semi-racist yammering that was going on in that thread. If you bother to read the article (which I don't recommend as it's pretty much "look at how evil all americans are" and filled with the sort of good reporting that can misquote a forum post) you'll see that the out-of-context quote attributed to me was from the parent post, and I hadn't even quoted him. Typical.

    So I know how this crap goes, and I'm not particularly offended that someone has smeared an internet handle of mine, but, as things do on the internet, it persists...It even came right back around on Slashdot with some Indian user quoting it as gospel truth and evidence that we're all complete racists.

    Sigh.

    So yea, you can try to associate good stuff with your handle, but someone else is free to associate whatever they want to it as well, and truth, no truth, it doesn't really matter if people want to believe the lie. What if this handle was associated with my name? I get looked up, and apparently I'm some kinda racist. If you were concerned about it and searched me and racism, that's the only hit.

    So yea, protect your identity. The good that you do is buried with you, but the bad stuff will live forever...even if you didn't do it.

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    1. Re:That's crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      an article singling out me in particular for some of the semi-racist yammering that was going on in that thread. If you bother to read the article
      But there's your problem - Indians are too fucking thick to read anything properly.
  39. I am... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am Googling YOU right now!

  40. I for one by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    responded to my own online dating ad. Do you think I know I'm not a cute bisexual chick with DD-boobs?

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  41. 99.99999999% of people are boring by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    that leaves just me!

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  42. Holy shit! Almost 250.000.000 results. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now what do I do with all those results?

  43. do NOT google google by fyoder · · Score: 1

    Just be sure not to google google, or you will break the internet.

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  44. googling [...] their romantics by wzzzzrd · · Score: 1

    will it make em come?

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  45. oblig. Buffy quote by DrJimbo · · Score: 1

    [Xander reviews a high-school student's records.]

    Willow: Have you Googled her yet?
    Xander: Willow! She's seventeen!
    Willow: It's a search engine.

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  46. How many cringe at what they posted in the past by shoor · · Score: 1

    I wonder how many found some infantile remarks they made in rec.arts.stereo 10 or 20 years ago (or some other site notorious for flame-fests)
    and cringe when they read the stuff they wrote then? Or how many liberals turned conservative, or had some other big change in attitude?

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  47. I call bullpoop on this one. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1

    And how exactly do they know which people googled themselves and which people googled others? I think there's just a little dollop of bullshit in this one. 76.288% of statistics are made up on the fly.

  48. Getting lost in a common name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google returns almost zero hits about me.
    I have a last name that is a very rare last name but a very common English proper noun, specifically a title.
    I also have a first name that became popular in the 1980s.

    So any Google search will bring up literally thousands of hits to unrelated people all over the English speaking world.
    A quotation search "[first name] [last name]" reveals that Google ignores punctuation within quotes, and returns 46 hits, of which 7 pertain to me (on pages 3 & 4). Most hits are hits because the documents include a list of names of the format [first name], [title (which is my last name)] [next first name].
    A quotation search "[first name] [middle init] [last name]" only gets 1 hit, which is my work. Oddly enough NOT my Google App web page.

    I find the low number of hits interesting because professionally I have to be licensed with multiple state & Federal agencies. You would think those would turn up, but no.

    Email and pseudonym searches are equally fruitless.

    So, if you want to get lost in Google you can either have a common name or an unusual name made out of common words.

  49. Wow, this is too cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been a busy guy. I even have my own Wikipedia page!

  50. I have the same name as a famous serial killer by gelfling · · Score: 1

    So that's kinda uncomfortable. For you.

  51. Google yourself? by PPH · · Score: 1
    Doesn't this cause blindness?

    Hairy palms?

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  52. Bah. by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    I've been on the Internet (milnet, arpanet, etc. etc.) for A LONG TIME.

    I hardly show up at all, by design.

    I mean, who is going to look for "NotQuiteReal", or any one of a number of identities I might or might not admit to, and associate it with "me"?

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  53. That word you used... by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

    I nominate "ungoogleable" to be the best word in this thread, and possibly the entire universe.

    On a slightly related side-note, I chose to have my real name as my /. account name to bury all my past webternet shenanigans under dozens of pages of /. articles, and to make it appear as if Arthur Grumbine was only capable of being Insightful, Interesting, Informative, and Funny.

    Of course, if they find this post...then they'll see my true form...

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  54. Finally !!! by aix+tom · · Score: 1

    After millennia of people asking themselves "Who am I?" "What am I doing in this world?" over and over we now have the technology to answer that question.

  55. Of course I google myself... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... but my name is Michael Bolten.

    Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

    1. Re:Of course I google myself... by DanJ_UK · · Score: 1

      Bring on Hawaiian shirt day!

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  56. Re:Hi Cory by rastoboy29 · · Score: 1

    You are Cory Doctorow.  There is only one sci fi author I know of who has worked in IT and been on the net since the late 90's.  And that's you! :-)

  57. Synchronised Swimming by Elentari · · Score: 1
    Well, this thread has lead me to discover that I lead a double life; I am, by day, a normal eighteen year old and, by night, a champion synchronised swimmer. There is also some possibility that I am a blonde who enjoys shopping, and has a frighteningly spangly Myspace layout.

    Luckily, the only actual reference to me is from my old secondary school's website, and is something to do with my GCSE results.

  58. Re:I am the Zigurd by Zigurd · · Score: 1

    Off topic? Seriously?

    Here's a topic: There is a sense-of-humor deficit out there. On another thread (http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=374665&cid=21521813) I posted a comment about how LinkedIn is a MySpace for resume polishers and I actually get a response how that's not completely accurate. At least that comment got modded up. And now this "off topic" thing?

  59. I thought this meant by nobodymk2 · · Score: 1

    People stopped asking others stupid questions and instead opened Google themselves. Like that's ever going to happen.

  60. I do it all the time! by esmith512 · · Score: 1

    It's kinda fascinating really. I use just to see how waves of the internet ocean bob up and down with hits. Too it's a really fun to watch how all the comments I leave everywhere take on lives of their own and start popping up on servers all over the world.