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UK Moves to Outlaw 'Hacker Tools'

twitter writes "New guidance rules for the UK's controversial Computer Misuse Act do not allay fears of impracticality, or of the banning of legitimate IT software: 'The government has come through with guidelines that address some, but not all, of these concerns about dual-use tools. The guidelines establish that to successfully prosecute the author of a tool it needs to be shown that they intended it to be used to commit computer crime. But the Home Office, despite lobbying, refused to withdraw the distribution offense. This leaves the door open to prosecute people who distribute a tool, such as nmap, that's subsequently abused by hackers.'" Somewhat similar legislation recently became law in Germany.

308 comments

  1. I better take down... by MozeeToby · · Score: 4, Funny

    That list of every IP address I posted a while back.

    1. Re:I better take down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not yet - Please!
      I'm almost done downloading...

    2. Re:I better take down... by clem · · Score: 3, Funny

      I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you're going to have to restart that download from scratch for the new IPv6 addresses.

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    3. Re:I better take down... by shrikel · · Score: 1

      That reminds me... back in the days before graphical HTML pages really caught on (i.e. the web was just a nifty, more versatile gopher), I stumbled on a page that had the first 10,000 digits of the square root of 9.

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  2. IDEs too? by RingDev · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So if I hack something while running my custom application in debug mode from an IDE like Eclipse or VS.Net, would that not make Eclipse and VS.Net hacker tools that should be stripped from the land?

    These laws are just retarded knee jerk reactions made by people who have no idea about what it is they are legislating on.

    -Rick

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    1. Re:IDEs too? by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I am so glad you mentioned VS.net...yes this tool can be used to do many "hacker" like things...
      I wonder if we showed the stupid leaders in parliament, this fact, then would they ban microsoft all together for creating such devious tools.... ;P

    2. Re:IDEs too? by timeOday · · Score: 2, Informative

      Only if you could prove that the author of the IDE intended it to be used to commit computer crime. Actually this seems like a rather high barrier, since proving intent is hard. Of course if you tossed out this law and replaced it with a fictional one outlawing the creation of tools that could be used for crime, then it becomes absurd. Which is, I suppose, what the next 500 replies will do.

    3. Re:IDEs too? by wizardforce · · Score: 2, Insightful

      exactly, and utterly meaningless to boot- the only people who would actually follow the law are the ones who wouldn't commit computer crime. these kind of laws serve nothing more than to limit what law abiding citizens can do, it's nothing more than one more meaningless set of laws to make it appear that they are doing something constructive.

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    4. Re:IDEs too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "I wonder if we showed the stupid leaders in parliament, this fact, then would they ban microsoft all together for creating such devious tools..."

      No, not a chance. What they really mean is if you wear tee shirt and create a dual-use tool in your basement, is contraband. But the same tool created by a person wearing a suit and tie in a corporation then it's okay.

    5. Re:IDEs too? by kryptkpr · · Score: 1

      From both the article and the summary:

      But the Home Office, despite lobbying, refused to withdraw the distribution offense. This leaves the door open to prosecute people who distribute a tool, such as nmap, that's subsequently abused by hackers

      According to such a law, as long as the IDE was used to develop a piece of software that was subsequently used in a computer crime, they want to make the IDE developers liable. Now, the law may of course have exceptions for programming environments.. the article doesn't say.

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    6. Re:IDEs too? by computational+super · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Another thing that always pops into my mind when I read about such a proposed bit of legislation... let's say that they did make nmap illegal, but not IDE's (or at least not compilers). I *can* write my own (admittedly inferior) version of nmap with a little bit of time, based on the knowledge I've gleaned from reading "TCP/IP Illustrated". As stupid as outlawing the distribution of nmap is in and of itself, I wonder (seriously wondering, not "what's next are they going to ban cars?" slashdot-style hyperbole-ing here) if they're going to move to have distribution of books like this limited as well? If *not*, then one could simply post the nmap source code, in book form if necessary...

      One thing my 33 years in the 20th & 21st centuries have taught me is that politicians don't just stop at stupid, they constantly find new ways to redefine the concept.

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    7. Re:IDEs too? by megaditto · · Score: 1, Troll

      These laws are just retarded knee jerk reactions[...] Not really. These laws are an inevitable consequence of the European/Socialist system, and are thus a mere harbinger of the darker things to come.

      Please understand that things like this are inevitable when the government is tasked to act in the name of the Greater Common Good. Given all the pervious acts of socialists, hacking tool bans should be the least of your worries. In the past, Jews, Genetics and Cybernetics, Hate Speech, Overtime pay, Tobacco and Abortions all were deemed harmful.
      What's next? Ban on monogamy, people with high IQ, witty remarks, hard work and study, Christianity, charity and honesty.

      God I miss the good old times when our Government was given a set of very limited rights, and explicitly forbidden to fuck with anything except the foreign countries or the interstate commerce.
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    8. Re:IDEs too? by jcgf · · Score: 1

      I *can* write my own (admittedly inferior) version of nmap with a little bit of time,

      I imagine that if you did that, they would really come down on you if they ever managed to catch you.

    9. Re:IDEs too? by Criton · · Score: 1

      Agreed the laws are fascist crap born from people with zero understanding of the subject.

    10. Re:IDEs too? by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      It is actually quite easy. If you create that code for what ever administrative purpose and give that code to some one else who uses it to commit a computer related crime, you are immediately guilty and in fact must prove yourself innocent. Even using bit torrent can make you and unknowing criminal in the distribution of the code.

      Code is just code and should be protected by freedom of speech. What the British government as well as other governments the use these laws is really saying, is only they and friendly election sponsoring corporations are allowed to have these tools to hack into unconnected people's computers.

      Being able to work on these tools in public is of major security benefit and is the only way of enabling the effective security hardening of general computer systems against unwarranted attack whether by government, corporate or individuals.

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    11. Re:IDEs too? by ByteGuerrilla · · Score: 1

      UK legislation lately has been full of shit that is either uninformed or empty legislation intended to make it look like the government did something about a problem.

      The government said, long ago, that they would be "tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime". They recently passed one of their supposedly landmark pieces of anti-crime legislation: the Violent Crime Reduction Act. It does nothing but impose further restrictions on the law-abiding while doing nothing to tackle crime. At all. Everything it attempts to combat is already amply combated by existing legislation. One of the chief ways in which it attempts to combat gun crime is to ban the manufacture, sale, and import of Airsoft weapons.
              A foaming-at-the-mouth, uninformed anti-gun group (called Mothers Against Guns) lobbied the government to ban these weapons because they think they can be converted to fire real ammunition. They can't; the gun would explode. They're not blank-firers that can be hollowed and repurposed, they're specifically built to take a gearbox. To repurpose an airsoft weapon you would need to have the chassis and internals from the real weapon. But still, the government took their word for it and now airsofters need to obtain a registration with the UK Airsoft Retailers Association (essentially this is a license to airsoft in the same sense that you obtain a license to shoot smallbore rifles, etc.), in order to be allowed to buy airsoft weapons. UKARA have decided that airsofting more than once a month is necessary to obtain registration, which puts me and my buddies shit out of luck because we airsoft once per month, sometimes missing a skirmish.
            The whole ball-ache could have been avoided if the government had just known what they were legislating on.

      Leaving this country as soon as possible.

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    12. Re:IDEs too? by Gandalf_the_Beardy · · Score: 1

      You say that and you are not far off. I took the trouble to visit my MP and discuss with him. I wasn't expecting him to know background, I wasn't expecting him to have any real technical ability at all, but the sheer indifference that I met to open source, and the inability to understand how this would stifle innovation was scarey. Comments like "..who develops this open stuff and why..." moved to ".. well if it's given away free it can't be worth anything..." and "but what's the point of this open code source stuff - does anyone actually use it or is it jsut hobbyists?" Despite fact his website runs Apache.... They legislate without a clue. Not out of malice, just out of ignorance. Until someone who actually understands it gets elected to the Commons, I don't think it will ever change.

    13. Re:IDEs too? by menkhaura · · Score: 1

      created by a person wearing a suit and tie


      Something created by such a "person", you say?

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    14. Re:IDEs too? by kocsonya · · Score: 1

      They may not know what they legislate on, but they know very well what the objective is. No, it's not saving the children from evil hackers & terrorists, it's to create legislation that makes a whole bunch of people guilty by default. Those people can be charged and convicted at any time the powers to be feel like it.

      It's not knee-jerk stuff, it's power-grub stuff.

      Have you realised that each of these seemingly meaningless knee-jerk reactions took a bit of civil liberty away and gave more power to the government (and its masters)?

    15. Re:IDEs too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      exactly, and utterly meaningless to boot- the only people who would actually follow the law are the ones who wouldn't commit computer crime. these kind of laws serve nothing more than to limit what law abiding citizens can do, it's nothing more than one more meaningless set of laws to make it appear that they are doing something constructive. Yep. The same thing with gun control.
    16. Re:IDEs too? by Samizdata · · Score: 1

      That's very important. If we can't keep up with new innovations in stupidity, then there are other countries that will do more stupid things cheaper and faster than we can. I'd hate to see us lose the edge in the stupidity gap.

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    17. Re:IDEs too? by arevos · · Score: 3, Informative

      These laws are an inevitable consequence of the European/Socialist system... Given all the pervious acts of socialists, hacking tool bans should be the least of your worries. In the past, Jews, Genetics and Cybernetics, Hate Speech, Overtime pay, Tobacco and Abortions all were deemed harmful. On the other hand:
      • Those socialist Europeans countries manage to come top in terms of press freedoms and quality of life.
      • Have more liberal laws on DRM, copyright infringment, drugs, abortions and stem cell research than the US.
      • Have tougher privacy laws that limit what corporations and the government are legally allowed to do with your personal information.
    18. Re:IDEs too? by jcnnghm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Exactly, tools like Nessus and Nmap are invaluable. I routinely use them to inspect my own network to make sure it is as difficult as possible to break in. Even tools like lophtcrack can be useful to locate weak passwords and recover forgotten passwords. If these tools can't be easily located and downloaded by the security people, they will undoubtedly still be floating around in the dark corners of the internet anyway, the areas frequented by the real miscreants.

      When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns.

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    19. Re:IDEs too? by Watson+Ladd · · Score: 1

      While companies never even try to lock down your computer so that only their software will run. Oh, and what else do you think the preamble to the Constitution is saying when they say ``to promote the general welfare''? Are they not saying that the government exists to promote the general welfare?

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    20. Re:IDEs too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if we showed the stupid leaders in parliament, this fact, then would they ban microsoft all together for creating such devious tools....
      Why show them that? Windows PCs are already being used illegally (eg to send spam) and it's not as if it was recently that computers with an operating system by Microsoft have been susceptible to viruses - Microsoft had ample experience with MSDOS, prior to Windows, of the virus problem and how viruses got onto the system that they should have done something about it. In fact, the inaction by Microsoft in dealing with virus problems since the early days of Windows, and the conception of the NT kernel; and their action towards ensuring their OS is installed on as many PCs as possible, should make them liable for distributing software used by a criminal (eg by the distribution of spam, especially by zombie farms). (To ensure backward compatibility, surely they could have created a sandbox, especially on the more recently incarnations of their OS, and with virtualisation?)
    21. Re:IDEs too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "When X is outlawed, only outlaws will have X." ...

      Yes. That's the point. And while I'm against outlawing 'hacker tools', I think there's something to be said for banning guns. Imagine a burglar. If our burglar wants to rob a house in, let's say, the U.S., he'd better bring a gun. Because whoever he is robbing may also own a gun. At some point, the burglar is going to get caught, and either he or the inhabitant of the house is going to get shot. If, however, our burglar wants to rob a house in , he knows his victim is very unlikely to own a gun. Therefor he can just stick to a knife. Even if he chooses to bring a gun (an instance where only the outlaw has a gun) and gets caught, a fight is unlikely to start because one of the parties involved (the burglar) clearly has the advantage.

      If someone wants to kill people, he is going to be able to do wether guns are outlawed or not.

    22. Re:IDEs too? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Oh please. The UK Labour Government has been on an authoritarian march for some years now, and it's nothing to do with socialism. The UK is not socialist.

      The US has also sadly been becoming increasingly authoritarian too, is that due to socialism too? Last time I heard, alcohol and tobacco were considered harmful in the US (and you may have heard of this little thing of "the war on drugs"), and there are plenty of people trying to ban abortion.

    23. Re:IDEs too? by jcnnghm · · Score: 1

      Change burglar to rapist and you can immediately see where the problem with this argument is. Victims should be able to defend themselves.

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    24. Re:IDEs too? by PastaLover · · Score: 1

      Exactly, tools like Nessus and Nmap are invaluable. I routinely use them to inspect my own network to make sure it is as difficult as possible to break in....

      When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns. The analogy doesn't hold up very well. You don't use a gun on yourself. (well, not in normal operation anyway)
  3. Arrest everyone with money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By the same logic, arrest anyone that distributes money, because criminals can use it to buy guns and kill people.

    1. Re:Arrest everyone with money by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      More generally, the thought that some external words on paper will somehow preclude Bad Stuff from happening is a triumph of ass-hattery.
      You have to figure they already have laws on the books covering computer crimes. Maybe it gives them some sort of British-only satisfaction:
      "Don't make us pass more laws saying it's illegal to do X! There! We did it! Shall we give all of you another, miscreants?"

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    2. Re:Arrest everyone with money by Paradigm_Complex · · Score: 1

      The external words on paper are a warning to lecha know big guys with guns will preclude Bad Stuff from happening. No, scribbled words won't guarantee anything, but they're a necessary step before the whole armed take down scenario. The other option, of course, is to have the government keep Bad Stuff from happening without letting anyone know, which I'm not to keen on. I don't like *this* law, no, but that doesn't change the fact that laws do tend to do stuff. /. just had an article about a spammer getting caught in the system, if you didn't notice.

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  4. Time to flee the Fascist State of America... by goldspider · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and find solace in Europe, where reasonable government and personal liberty reign supreme! ...wait, what?

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    1. Re:Time to flee the Fascist State of America... by goldspider · · Score: 1

      Guess you missed the "Somewhat similar legislation recently became law in Germany." part.

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    2. Re:Time to flee the Fascist State of America... by sholden · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yes, it's got nothing to do with the fact that geography happened to put them on an island.

      Centuries ago they got pissed off at the Europeans so they dug a large trench, creating the English Channel and generating some islands for themselves in the process.

    3. Re:Time to flee the Fascist State of America... by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      and they no longer boarder France because of it.

    4. Re:Time to flee the Fascist State of America... by Stonent1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So could this legislation potentially prohibit the distribution of complete Linux distros? Since tools like netcat and nmap are part of the base installs of most Linux systems. I work at a Fortune 500 company and we use Wireshark for diagnosing and monitoring network issues. I'm sure many UK companies do the same.

    5. Re:Time to flee the Fascist State of America... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      There's no need for the U.K. to boarder France. France has its own country to live in. Oh, wait, you meant "border"?

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    6. Re:Time to flee the Fascist State of America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Since when UK is in Europe ? I always thought it was in USA.

    7. Re:Time to flee the Fascist State of America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't speak for the rest of Europe but the UK (which really doesn't consider itself a part of Europe anyway) is every bit as fascist as the US of A and more so in some ways. And they are so frightened of everything that they are willing to allow CCTV everywhere, not to mention all sorts of other governmental invasions of their privacy. (I suspect CCTV in their toilets is next!) It's hard to believe that the current UK citizenry are the descendants of the folks who fought the Battle of Britain. This current lot would simply have surrendered to Hitler on Day 1. Winston Churchill must be spinning in his grave!!

    8. Re:Time to flee the Fascist State of America... by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      You mean except for that tunnel we recently dug to re-join the two ?

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    9. Re:Time to flee the Fascist State of America... by Hucko · · Score: 1

      That is the result of an IRA conspiracy to pull the wool over both their eyes.

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  5. Idiots... by cromar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What is it with politicians??! Keep your nose out of business you don't understand and, uh, maybe secure the governments damn servers (a big problem in the US, at least). Maybe mandate security for banks, etc. The policy could be written by, gasp, someone who knows what they are talking about. Somehow, I don't feel like holding my breath till then...

    1. Re:Idiots... by JonTurner · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed. However, I can't help but wonder how many of those here who damn these politicans for meddling in that which they do not understand, also simultaneously hold a deep-seated belief that these same politicans have the capacity to benevolantly control an entire healthcare industry.

      Oh, the ironing.

    2. Re:Idiots... by archen · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Keep your nose out of business you don't understand

      Well that's the problem, politicians have to make choices on topics they don't understand all the time. Do you think they really understand economic theory well enough to pass many of the laws they do? Do they understand health care? Do they understand military strategy? Hardly. Sure they listen to "advisers" but basically you'll always find people arguing about if things will really work or not. This is magnified many times over in the U.S. where we only have two parties.

      The best you can hope for is people yelling loud enough to stop government stupidity from passing things like "anti hacker tools" type laws. Unfortunately there's always SOMEONE yelling trying to stop everything which is part of the reasons governments do so little.

    3. Re:Idiots... by TheKidWho · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Better that the government does nothing on certain issues, rather then passing insane and absurd laws.

    4. Re:Idiots... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      I don't think most people believe the government has no role in regulating some aspects of technology, they just wish any such assertion of power is done with the consultation of experts and the consent of the people.

      As for health care, if I had to choose between control by government or the current control by corporations that place profit above the provision of actual care, I would go with the government. They at least have some small accountability to the public.

    5. Re:Idiots... by deanlandolt · · Score: 1

      Un^Hfortunately there's always SOMEONE yelling trying to stop everything which is part of the reasons governments do so little. Fixed.
    6. Re:Idiots... by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "hold a deep-seated belief that these same politicans have the capacity to benevolantly control an entire healthcare industry."

      If the UK's system is anything like Australia's (and it is) then health care proffessionals "control the industry". Over the past 3 decades those politicians who have tried to dismantle our universal system and hand it back to corporate interests have felt the wrath of the 80+% of voters who like it the way it is.

      The problem with the US is that despite decades of experience and a mountain of evidence to the contrary, a lot of people still hold a deep-seated belief that UHC is a socialist plot to take over their wallet.

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    7. Re:Idiots... by shentino · · Score: 1

      | Ufortunately there's always SOMEONE yelling trying to stop everything which is part of the reasons governments do so little.

      So you'd rather cause a typo than a reversal?

      Get your ^H budget straight man!

    8. Re:Idiots... by jcnnghm · · Score: 1

      The problem with the US is that despite decades of experience and a mountain of evidence to the contrary, a lot of people still hold a deep-seated belief that UHC is a socialist plot to take over their wallet. Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me, now get off my lawn.

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    9. Re:Idiots... by VValdo · · Score: 1

      Do you think they really understand economic theory well enough to pass many of the laws they do? Do they understand health care? Do they understand military strategy?

      Ah, an excellent point. Clearly an understanding of these things weren't required to have the sound economy, national health care, and peaceful society we enjoy today.

      W

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    10. Re:Idiots... by Matt867 · · Score: 1

      Politicians do constantly whore themselves out for votes by hitting controversial topics. They don't really care how much of an arrogant ass they make out of themselves as long as they get the vote from the "common man" (A.K.A. Idiots who shouldn't even be able to vote). They basically get broadcasted on television screaming "WE NEED TO PULL TROOPS OUT OF IRAQ (personal fave)" or in this case "WE NEED TO MAKE SIMPLE SCRIPTS ILLEGAL TO SM1T3 T3h H4xx0R5". All this just leads to a completely uninformed and misdirected rambling aimed at winning a few cheap votes.
      If a politician claims they understand computers to a point where they are qualified to make core aspects of them illegal, laugh in their faces. I don't even understand enough about computers and networks to a point where I feel I am qualified to make those ridiculous statements (And my experience involving computers and networks is sizable).
      Personally I don't even bother with politicians or voting anymore. It's not because I'm lazy it's just because there isn't a single one of them worth voting for. I've seen more worthy candidates on small forums.

    11. Re:Idiots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No -- it is a socialist plot to lower the standards of health care to one common denominator. No two people are the same, psychologically, or physiologically - and neither should be their health care.

      If I want to, and can afford it, I like the idea of being able to find a doctor who doesn't have lines around the block. I also want competent doctors who are motivated -- not government bureaucrats who can't do any better.

      Under the universal health care systems in Europe, how easy is it to get a organ transplant, or have access to the latest technology?

      I would be more willing to support increased subsidies for lower income people, than to overhaul the whole system along a Euro model.

  6. Wahey - Good news :) by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

    Where I work we just survived a security audit. Hopefully this will make it so impractical for the security companies to stay in business we will never have to go through on ever again. Then we can get away with producing a slipshod product that leaks personal private data left right and central.

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    1. Re:Wahey - Good news :) by FinchWorld · · Score: 1
      Then we can get away with producing a slipshod product that leaks personal private data left right and central.

      At the moment that seems our (UK) governments favourite game. Looks like they are getting bored and are looking for new and exciting ways to play the game.

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      "I may be full of crap about this game, and I may be wrong, and that's fine." -Jack Thompson
  7. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you outlaw security tools, then only outlaws will be secure!

  8. Guilty Mind by Jonesy69 · · Score: 1

    Well, at least the courts have to demonstrate mens rea... /sarcasm

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  9. IRC and Windows by OrangeTide · · Score: 4, Funny

    Better ban IRC servers (popular for zombies) and Windows boxes in general (also popular for zombies)

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    1. Re:IRC and Windows by Pichu0102 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Such full bans are not neccessary. Just make it so that Windows boxes and boxes with IRC clients are at least a few miles away from graveyards.

    2. Re:IRC and Windows by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      This is abhorrent.
      We need a national zombie register.

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    3. Re:IRC and Windows by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I think we already have that. It is the county elections registration offices.

        Many dead people have a history of voting. And that history isn't all that long ago.

    4. Re:IRC and Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of our senators are of the undead.

  10. For once, I can feel good as an American by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Every now and then I get to look at some OTHER country's heavy-handedness.

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    1. Re:For once, I can feel good as an American by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The UK is just America's little brother that tries his best to take after Big Brother... he kind of overdoes it most of the time though.

    2. Re:For once, I can feel good as an American by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Yea, just like Germany that seems to be the older sister both countries strive for. remember they stated this.

    3. Re:For once, I can feel good as an American by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you fucking move already?

    4. Re:For once, I can feel good as an American by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Move where? Where can I live where I have basic needs + electricity + good internet + personal freedoms, without dumbass politicians or shithead warlords running around?

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    5. Re:For once, I can feel good as an American by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you just described Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Iceland and Ireland.

    6. Re:For once, I can feel good as an American by MrVictor · · Score: 1

      Don't feel too peachy about it. Germany was thought to be a modern, progressive state and yet that idiotic anti-hacker tool law idea originated with them. I say 6 months to a year from now and we will be reading about the US trying to do the same. In five to ten year's time, compilers will be outlawed too.

  11. Protest Blair and Bush: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    Don't visit the United Gulag.

    P.S.: Fuck Blair AND Bush.

    Cheers.

    1. Re:Protest Blair and Bush: by Bryansix · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You do know that Gordon Brown in the Prime Minister of the UK now right? Oh wait, this is an AC I'm responding to. You don't know anything.

  12. Re:I use these 'myminicity links' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Now this is interesting, the parent actually has content, but the links all go to contactlog.net, where they're forwarded to myminicity, unlike a lot of the other myminicity spammers.

    Also,

    applies only to property you do not own is wrong, they're talking about distributing the tools.
  13. Not surprised by fastest+fascist · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pretty much on par for the UK, as far as I can tell. Now, fess up: Who gave the gov't there copies of 1984?

    1. Re:Not surprised by Arcane_Rhino · · Score: 1

      I just really wish that politicians could tell the difference between cautionary tales and instruction manuals.

    2. Re:Not surprised by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      The problem is not that they got copies. It is that they were so clueless and/or malevolent that they read it and instead of understanding that the book was railing against these practices, instead thought to themselves, "Hey, that's a great idea." Pretty much the same way most fascist policies get put in place.

      It is human nature to fear things outside one's control, and it is the nature of sociopaths to gain more control over their own environments by preying upon those fears in others by promising "control" in exchange for reduction of freedom. Of course, in effect, the only ones with any real control when all is said and done are those in charge of limiting the freedom of others, but the perception of control---the perception of safety---even when false, is so compelling for the weak-minded that most continue to believe that they are more in control than ever before, not realizing that they were never really in control at all.

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    3. Re:Not surprised by db32 · · Score: 1

      Something tells me that a ban on 1984 would actually be a move towards freedom rather than against it. Someone needs to quit giving them ideas...

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    4. Re:Not surprised by Chemicalscum · · Score: 1
      Well of course George Orwell was a member of the Labour Party but then IngSoc was intended to be a warning of what Labour could become if it mixed in both Stalinism and American oligarchic capitalism. It was not intended as a prescription for it's future ideology. However Gordon Brown with his Ph.D. on the history of the Labour Party in Scotland together with his former colleague the inanely grinning Bliar clearly must have. What with Nu Lab instituting Nu Speek todays Britain looks evermore like the dystopia of 1984, more so than when I lived there in 1984 under the evil and despotic rule of the baby eating monster Maggie.

      Big Brother is watching you ! Indeed he is with surveillance video cameras posted on virtually every street corner. Gordon B. seems more and more suited to his role as Big Brother than his dissimulating war criminal predecessor.

      I hope the British people wake up and rise up, to hang the whole criminal gang by their intestines from the nearest street corner video camera.

    5. Re:Not surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not the same person who gave you your grammar books. It's "their," not "there." ;)

      Other quick snipes: when debuggers are outlawed, only outlaws will have debuggers ... and your IT department will be illegal, or overseas.

      Maybe now someone'll outlaw guns, because of the dual-use of guns: defense against wild animals and killing the neighbor's obnoxious dog.

    6. Re:Not surprised by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

      It would indeed be "their", if I had meant that. I meant "there", as in "over there".

  14. It's not about security. by JonTurner · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't believe for a minute this is about security, it's about control. And those who regulate access to information, control those who consume it. Next steps? Mandatory spyware and BigBrother remote control software. To make it easier to spot the criminals/terrorists/boogeyman du jour, of course.

    1. Re:It's not about security. by Intron · · Score: 2, Funny

      Fortunately, you can now get that at Sears.

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    2. Re:It's not about security. by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      You can bet ANYTHING that people like steve ballmer are behind this. See LXF Christmas 2007:

      "No Unauthorized Innovation in Oceana", around para 6 or 7.

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    3. Re:It's not about security. by 91degrees · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But it is about security! They've decided it's too hard to actually solve crimes and prosecute the old fashioned way, by proving intent to commit a crime.

      Instead they just criminalise the capability to commit a crime. No matter whether there may be a legitimate use for something, or whether there may be enthusiasts who take pleasure from understanding how security works. Of course, they're not going to actually prosecute people who they think probably aren't going to commit a real crime. Just those who probably are but the police aren't capable of proving without some of that pesky "reasonable doubt" stuff getting in the way.

    4. Re:It's not about security. by bendodge · · Score: 1

      So just run weirdo Linux. It's amazing all the junk you can avoid (at colleges, businesses, etc.) when you run an unsupported OS.

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    5. Re:It's not about security. by Richard+W.M.+Jones · · Score: 1

      Don't believe for a minute this is about security, it's about control.

      Nah, it's about stupidity. Our lawmakers are self-confessed proud technophobes, trying to legislate on stuff they know nothing about, driven by lobbyists who are trying to manipulate them.

      Rich.

  15. seriously by SoupGuru · · Score: 4, Funny

    I mean really, are there any legitimate reasons to use something like nmap?

    Yes, ladies and gents, that was sarcasm. ...and yes, that "ladies" part was a joke too.

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    1. Re:seriously by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      Your supposed to use the '/sarcasm' tag. We won't revoke your geek cred this time, but let this be a warning.

    2. Re:seriously by rjhubs · · Score: 1

      What about social engineering as a hacking tool? Will this make those 'tools' who actually respond to phishing emails illegal? If so, then I fully support this law.

    3. Re:seriously by Hucko · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're supposed to use the 'you're' tag. We won't revoke your geek cred this time, but let this be a warning.

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  16. I cant believe this word "hacker" is misused here! by ethicalstar · · Score: 1

    I can not believe myself when i saw the word "hacker" misused here. It should be replaced with "cracker". Hackers are not crackers. Even slashdot publishes this means where can i talk abt it? Am i wrong or something? humbly, a hacker wannabe. against all crackers.

  17. Interestingly enough.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    MI5 (CIA of the UK) have been working on a custom trojan for the last year or so. I wonder how this will affect them? Are they above the law?

  18. Hosting tools by s800 · · Score: 1

    So what countries are friendly for hosting "hacker tools"? Time to find a not so friendly webhost in another country.

  19. Outlaw politicans who make stupid laws about tech by Marcion · · Score: 3, Interesting

    From TFA behind the TFA:

    Whilst the law was going through Parliament the Home Office suggested that "likely" would be a 50% test.. Anyway, that guidance is now out -- and there's no mention, surprise, surprise, of "50%"

    If over 50% of the laws they make are nonsense, can we ban the politicians?

  20. Reminds me of the middle ages by pwnies · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is ridiculous. It reminds me of the "Index Librorum Prohibitorum" (Roman Catholic list of banned books). The Roman Catholics banned books because they believed that they could be used as a tool against their power, and not simply for the purpose of knowledge. That's the same thing the UK is trying to do now - they're trying to ban software because it might be able to be used for naughty purposes. Why don't you ban the C programming language while you're at it UK? I hear those buffer overflows could be dangerous.

    Hopefully this mistake won't take 400 year to remedy.

    1. Re:Reminds me of the middle ages by timeOday · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is ridiculous. It reminds me of the "Index Librorum Prohibitorum" (Roman Catholic list of banned books). The Roman Catholics banned books because they believed that they could be used as a tool against their power, and not simply for the purpose of knowledge
      And, sure enough, it wasn't long after affordable printing and widespread literacy that Roman Catholicism headed steeply into its ongoing decline. (No, I'm not saying the enlightenment was a bad thing, just that it's exactly what the Church feared all along).
    2. Re:Reminds me of the middle ages by value_added · · Score: 1

      And, sure enough, it wasn't long after affordable printing and widespread literacy that Roman Catholicism headed steeply into its ongoing decline.

      Historical oversimplifications aside, didja know the Vatican has its own domain and an official website?

      Make me wonder what OS the Pope uses, and whether it would be Holy (UNIX), catholic (BSD), or simply apostolic (Linux with different creeds). Windows, I'm guessing, would viewed as something for the Protestants, and the Gospel of Jobs is still deemed both apocryphal and cultish.

    3. Re:Reminds me of the middle ages by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Didn't you hear? The Pope doesn't use computers. He has a mental link with God and seeing how god is omnipotent, he does all the processing the Pope needs.

      Besides, W which when translated into Hebrew, one of the original languages of the bible, means U which is also the number 6. So even if the Pope had a computer, he wouldn't be using it on the interweb thing because he would in essence be paying homage by typing the number of the beast (www. 666.) every time he wanted to look at Asian porn.

      This is a joke BTW. While the W is commonly reduced to a U in Hebrew and U means 6 also, when you pair numbers together you add them up similar to roman numeral. WWW=UUU=18.

    4. Re:Reminds me of the middle ages by value_added · · Score: 1

      Besides, W which when translated into Hebrew, one of the original languages of the bible, means U which is also the number 6. So even if the Pope had a computer, he wouldn't be using it on the interweb thing because he would in essence be paying homage by typing the number of the beast (www. 666.) every time he wanted to look at Asian porn.

      George (6) Walker (6) Bush,Jr (6)

      Coincidence? I think not. ;-)

    5. Re:Reminds me of the middle ages by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't the comma be a character that needs counted? Bush,Jr should equal 7 for a 667. One worse then 666. Now you should be scared, it is like the awesomeness of a stereo volume going all the way to 11 instead of ten. Except this time it is the number of the beast! :0

    6. Re:Reminds me of the middle ages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It never stops to amaze how easily people forget that Indian, aka Arab numerals were not even invented at the time Apocalyptic Prophecy was compiled.

      Actually, "The Mark Of The Beast" was probably a display of Latin numerals (bar 'M', one thousand) sorted in descending order:

      "DCLXVI".

      D = 500, C = 100, L = 50, X = 10, V = 5, and finally I = 1, summa summarum: "six hundred and sixty six, in human words"(Other peoples of Classic Age had even less of a number system at a time, especially if they were born to slavery in Rome. They did their math in text, or in spoken language).

      "None will be allowed to do trade without being marked with it" means only that each slave doing trade on the markets of Roma was to be marked with own merchant license number.

    7. Re:Reminds me of the middle ages by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      You do understand that it was a joke right? I didn't start it, I just repeat is because it is somewhat funny.

      OTOH, I never really looked into the history of the language or numerical values. I know the Numeral values were added after the biblical Hebrew that was spoken in the churches before Jesus came around. I have gotten used to disqualifying the statement because of all the others that haven't looked into it either. It creates quite a stir sometimes. I remember when a church asked me about putting them on line with a website and I mentioned this to get out of it. This was Circa 1996-97. I had to go back and tell them the full story because everyone freaked out that their kids were wanting on the Internet and the schools were just starting to mess with it in some of the advanced computer labs. It isn't/wasn't because they are crazy loons, it is because they, like me, never took the time to discover what you have shared with us or how the numerical values are actually represented in Hebrew. It took me some looking to figure out what exactly was the truth about it and this was before Google was popular. I think I ended up using lycos or bigfoot or some other aggregate to get my answers and dropped it after that. But they look and see enough of what you say to be true and pow, ignorance excites ignorance. I think maybe that is what I find so humorous about it.

    8. Re:Reminds me of the middle ages by maggotbrain_777 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't the comma be a character that needs counted? Bush,Jr should equal 7 for a 667. One worse then 666. Now you should be scared, it is like the awesomeness of a stereo volume going all the way to 11 instead of ten. Except this time it is the number of the beast! :0 If that were the case, then he would be the neighbor of the beast, across the street. I wonder if he gets invited over for BBQ on weekends.
  21. legal system by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

    In the US, completely insane laws, like this one, typically sit on the books for a year before a prosecution, get appealed to the Supreme Court of the US, and are killed by the legal system. Germany and UK both seem to have some terribly misinformed laws regarding encryption and security. Do these countries also have a judicial process for fixing laws, similar to that in the USA?

    The judicial system really is great, because the laws politicians pass to buy votes or appease contributors/lobbyists are, for the first time, subject to intense debate and logical analysis. If only such a process were applied before the bill becomes a law, we would have a much more just system...

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    1. Re:legal system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Kind of like the DMCA?

    2. Re:legal system by treeves · · Score: 1

      Check out the recent FoxTrot comic strip. Deals with the DMCA in a funny way.

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    3. Re:legal system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Germany, AFAIK, the system is similar to the US in that the Supreme Court can overturn laws which are unconstitutional.

      In the UK it's a bit more complicated because we don't have a written constitution, so in general the courts don't have the power to overturn an Act of Parliament. Interestingly however, the Scottish Court of Session (highest court) and Northern Irish High Court have the power to overturn acts of the Scottish Parliament and Northern Irish Assembly in a number of circumstances, including if they violate the ECHR, so similar to the US. There is nothing like this for UK law though - UK acts, like the one in question, can only be overturned by another Act of Parliament.

  22. Just for the sake of argument- by llamalad · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How about if such tools were only legal for licensed/certified IT and Information Security professionals?

    Yes, this would mean our having to get certified as at least minimally competent at what we do, much like hairdressers and engineers.

    The idea is analogous to how, in New York at least, it's illegal for random people to carry lockpicks.

    1. Re:Just for the sake of argument- by pwnies · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It'd still be a bad move in my opinion. What if you are making a small start up? Can you not probe your own network unless you're "certified" to do so? This would crush small businesses that couldn't afford to hire a "Certified AAA MSCE IT professional networkomagicineer", and could otherwise easily perform the same tasks themselves if it weren't for legal restrictions. These days you don't need to pay to be educated, and all the piece of paper that you get for being certified means is that you shelled out cash for a plaque on the wall.

    2. Re:Just for the sake of argument- by Spad · · Score: 1

      I'm not a "Certified IT Security Professional", just a regular server admin. I was using nmap today to troubleshoot some connectivity issues we were having to a 3rd party and I really wouldn't want to have to either (no doubt pay to) get myself certified as a security professional or hire one in just to run a couple of port scans.

    3. Re:Just for the sake of argument- by evanbd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In both those cases, the requirements are based on the assumption that there is a risk to the customers, that customers cannot readily evaluate. (The free market can't solve problems, like safety in some cases, that are very difficult for consumers to evaluate.)

      I'm firmly against the idea of making ownership of lockpicks illegal, for the same reason as I'm against this law. As I understand the law here in North Carolina about lockpicks, I rather like it. You're allowed to own them, but if you're breaking and entering, tresspassing, or doing something similar, and carrying lockpicks then they automatically count as burglary tools. I rather like this policy -- it adds harsher penalties for those who go about acquiring tools and skills for illegitimate purposes, yet allows people like myself to own lockpicks purely because we like understanding how locks work. The analogy to computer security tools is a very good one, I think.

      Requiring certification of people representing themselves as computer security experts might make sense (I'd withold judgement until I knew more about how it worked, personally). But restricting the tools doesn't. Adding something analogous to possession of burglary tools, though, does make sense to me. (Well, somewhat -- it's complicated, and since you can't really break into a computer without some level of software tool, the analogy gets strained.)

    4. Re:Just for the sake of argument- by syousef · · Score: 1

      How about if such tools were only legal for licensed/certified IT and Information Security professionals? ...and who would you trust to certify? The government that barely understands the technology?

      Guns are licensed in the US. Does that stop gun crime?

      Yes, this would mean our having to get certified as at least minimally competent at what we do, much like hairdressers and engineers.

      This licensing is about ensuring competence so that if you hire a hairdresser or engineer you won't have all your hair fall out or have your bridge fall down.

      The idea is analogous to how, in New York at least, it's illegal for random people to carry lockpicks.

      No it's not. Lockpicks have 1 use: to pick locks. nmap's use isn't limited to hacking.

      Go directly to jail. Do not pass go.

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    5. Re:Just for the sake of argument- by deck · · Score: 1

      I think you've probably hit the nail on the head in one way. This law would show that these tools are needed for good reasons and then another law would be passed to certify people to develop and/or use these tools. This would require very indepth background checks maybe even government security clearances therefore resticting the use of these tools to the select few who work for large businesses that can afford the tens of thousands of dollars, pounds sterling, euros to have these certifications.

    6. Re:Just for the sake of argument- by evanbd · · Score: 1

      I own a set of lockpicks. I use them to pick locks. Both are perfectly legal (where I live, as I understand it). The locks I pick are locks I purchased for the purpose. I made the lockpicks myself. In the process I learned a bit about the world around me (locks, metalworking, etc). It's a fun and perfectly geeky hobby and it trains my manual dexterity and intellect. I see nothing wrong with this.

      Now, in my jurisdiction, lockpicks automatically count as burglary tools if you're carrying them in commission of a crime like tresspassing. (AIUI. IANAL. Etc.) That makes sense to me -- they're considering it a worse crime to abuse tools and skills in the commission of a crime than to simply kick down a door and take some stuff. Or, put another way, with training comes responsibility. Analogous treatment of tools of computer crime would make sense to me -- though I would be suspicious of the certification process and authority at least until I understood the details of the proposal. Something like a PE certification would make sense, though.

    7. Re:Just for the sake of argument- by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "WHERE Guns are licensed in the US, it does NOT stop gun crime?"

      Fixed that for ya.

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    8. Re:Just for the sake of argument- by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "The idea is analogous to how, in New York at least, it's illegal for random people to carry lockpicks."

      Yeah, because that law has worked so well at keeping burglaries down in NYC.

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    9. Re:Just for the sake of argument- by avandesande · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe a better analogue would be make using 'hacker tools' illegal across public networks.
      Setting up a private network to learn and experiment should be legal.

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    10. Re:Just for the sake of argument- by IronChef · · Score: 1

      The idea is analogous to how, in New York at least, it's illegal for random people to carry lockpicks.

      And that law is stupid too.

      Criminalizing the potential to do wrong is a dreadful thing for freedom.

    11. Re:Just for the sake of argument- by llamalad · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm thinking CISSP or along those lines get the official certification 'for free'. Let current uncertified IT professionals get a grace period of a few years to take a free test to get certified.

      New IT professionals officially 'apprentice' grade or somesuch until they're take the same exam and perhaps some mandatory formal education.

    12. Re:Just for the sake of argument- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      well, it may be illegal to carry a lockpicking set, but it's not, afaik, illegal to OWN one and keep it in your own home for the purposes of (say) testing any new padlock that you buy before you actually secure anything with it.

      Lockpicking is a skill that's used by a) nefarious types, b) locksmiths, c) a few people who have a private interest in the subject. Now, the people in (c), if they want to distribute their work legitimately will probably set themselves up (b), a locksmith. On the other hand, someone who has a private interest in fiddling with network security may well continue with their day job and just do the computer fiddling on the side - that doesn't mean that it's not a harmless private activity though.

      The Renaissance is, for physical sciences (and lockpicking) over, no-one spends a few years locked in their study doing science for personal interest, which is why, when someone says that they do lockpicking research out of a personal interest, they're not taken seriously. On the other hand, the versatility, reuseability and near zero ongoing-cost of computers means that private computer research is entirely possible - anyone can get a linux installation, python, perl, a wodge of virtual machines, and play incessantly as a hobby. Fiddling with computers is the new alchemy. The problem is that people keep looking at computing research and scoffing because they think of it like physical research and assume that it's the preserve of a few cranks and retired professors who no doubt have copious amounts of facial hair and smoke a pipe, not the one area of research that can still be done by a private individual on a personal basis.

      Perhaps what needs to happen is that people who fiddle with computers in their spare time need to start writing papers on what they discover/invent and generally put around the idea that legitimate research in the field of computing can still be carried out by private individuals for personal interest, and not just by nefarious types.

      Conclusion: Don't compare hacking tools to physical situations like lock picking.

    13. Re:Just for the sake of argument- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Other News - UK Bans Picks and Shovels

    14. Re:Just for the sake of argument- by turgid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How about if such tools were only legal for licensed/certified IT and Information Security professionals?

      The 9/11 hijackers had pilots licenses. I'm sure there are other similarly licensed terrorists. And paedophiles.

    15. Re:Just for the sake of argument- by pacman+on+prozac · · Score: 1

      You won't have to if this goes through either.

      This change to the law is more aimed at distribution of software.

      You won't get prosecuted for downloading nmap and running it (especially on your own systems), nor even for distributing it since it's a widely used tool. If you were to download some other port scanner that wasn't very widely used and start distributing it then you could fall foul of this law.

      It's not in force yet so get writing your MPs!

    16. Re:Just for the sake of argument- by PeterBrett · · Score: 1

      Maybe a better analogue would be make using 'hacker tools' illegal across public networks. Setting up a private network to learn and experiment should be legal.

      What about the ISP sysadmin who receives reports of that one of his clients' systems is spewing spam, and wants to investigate rather than either ignoring the reports or shutting him off without checking? I would imagine that many of the tools required for said investigation could be described as "hacker tools".

      What is this 'public network', anyway?

    17. Re:Just for the sake of argument- by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I don't think you understand the differences in what he was saying separates the two. lock picks have one purpose, to pick locks. Picking a lock could be legal or illegal depending on the circumstances surounding the action. Nmap on the other hand, can be used to break into something, look for reasons why an application is failing, discover a threat existing on your network, Determine is some security patches worked, and much more.

      There are more good and sometimes necessary things you can use Nmap for then bad things it can be used for. And all these different uses are significantly different then a set of lock picks which is intended only to pick locks and you have to determine if permission exists to decide if the use is legal or not. Making Nmap users carry a license is similar to making with a hammer register as a carpenter and making that carpenter carry a license for his hammer because someone could strike someone over the head with it or use it to smash a window open and rob a place.

    18. Re:Just for the sake of argument- by Mr.+Ascii · · Score: 1

      The idea is analogous to how, in New York at least, it's illegal for random people to carry lockpicks. But criminalizing lockpicks is stupid. The assumption behind the ban is that burglers use lockpicks to commit their crimes. But they don't. They use hammers, crowbars, wire cutters, bolt cutters, screwdrivers and bricks. It is much faster to bash out a window or jimmy a lock than it is to pick it. So, they should ban "random" people from owning those sorts of burgler tools. But they won't, because they are useful to a greater segment of the population.

      But they need to do something to show how tough they are on crime, so they go after the specialized/mysterious tools that not everyone understands. They are punishing the imagined ability to commit a crime, pre-crime as it were.

      It's not the tools, it's the criminal.

      By the way, I've picked locks (that I owned or had the permission of the owner) with paper clips and hair pins. Should those be outlawed too?
    19. Re:Just for the sake of argument- by evanbd · · Score: 1

      There is nothing inherently wrong about picking locks, just as there is nothing inherently wrong about any use of nmap -- it all depends on permission and intent. I would be willing to bet that most people using lockpicks use them as a hobby or because they're a locksmith, not because they're breaking into something. (Never mind that picking a lock is normally a much more difficult way to get in.)

      Innocent until proven guilty -- if you're using the tools for legal purposes, then it should be legal to possess them, be they lockpicks or port scanners.

    20. Re:Just for the sake of argument- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who owned a lockpicking set, I can tell you it was extremely useful from a security perspective. I never realized how terribly easy locks are to pick (you can get brand-names opened in under 10 seconds). With the set, I was able to see which companies were bull****ing me with their claims, and which ones actually lived up to the hype (Medeco locks are insanely difficult, just in case you're wondering...)

      I found it absolutely ridiculous when I moved to a more restrictive state and had to forfeit my set, as I am not a "licensed" locksmith. Burglars have no problem obtaining the sets illegally. As far as I'm concerned, it's analogous to the DMCA --- someone can sell you something and tell you it's secure, but there's no legal way to find out if it's true.

    21. Re:Just for the sake of argument- by Jarik_Tentsu · · Score: 1

      Yes, but how many of us just want to secure our small businesses? Or even our home networks? Or hell, just want to learn more about computers and networks?

      Besides, the real criminal hackers will probably still get away with it...smart enough to hide such tools - and they'll still be available online on overseas sites. The people who'll get caught are random teenagers who decide it'll be fun to learn to be hackers by port scanning their school...

      ~Jarik

    22. Re:Just for the sake of argument- by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      There is nothing inherently wrong about picking locks, just as there is nothing inherently wrong about any use of nmap -- it all depends on permission and intent. I would be willing to bet that most people using lockpicks use them as a hobby or because they're a locksmith, not because they're breaking into something. (Never mind that picking a lock is normally a much more difficult way to get in.)
      I don't disagree with you. The lock picks I have seen used were when I lost my keys to the car and needed a copy to drive home. But you do understand that there is still a fundamental difference in something designed to get around a lock which had been placed into something for security and something that scans ports that are forms of communications to see if a port is open and if something is working or not right?

      I mean the entire design from start to finish with a lock pick set is to defeat something used for security. Nmaps design is to check if a port is open and see what responses are returned. This in itself doesn't defeat anything or dealing with security. If you were going to use it for illegal or devious acts, you would still have to work an exploit on the port or work some other "magic" to undo any security. Most likely, you would use another application to connect and find more out about it. It would be more like a book that said use this pick on this type of lock then the lock picks. Most of the time it is used to see if an application is even opening a port to troubleshoot connection problems. It is also used to detect unknown programs that accept connections from other computers so you can determine if it should be there or not (typically virus and root kits).
    23. Re:Just for the sake of argument- by evanbd · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. I don't think virus kits or rootkits or exploit code should be inherently illegal to possess either. They do have useful research value, after all. Be it locks or software exploits, you need to understand the attack mechanisms in order to secure against them. And just like lockpicking, breaking insecure software can be a fun and rewarding hobby. (Not one I engage in, but exploiting a buffer overflow in a computer security class was both educational and entertaining.)

    24. Re:Just for the sake of argument- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about Feodor to revoke the nmap license for all goverment institutions in the UK
      and make them pay for other crapware ???
      That would be sweet...

    25. Re:Just for the sake of argument- by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      Your average sysadmin needs to be able to check the security of his/her network from the public network because that's where the attacks come from.

      --
      All I want is a secure system where it's easy to do anything I want. Is that too much to ask ~~ Randall Munroe
    26. Re:Just for the sake of argument- by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Hold on, so in the analogy, "You can only have lock-picking tools if you know how to use them"?!?

      The only people that couldn't get certified would be those that can't use the software anyways! haha!!

    27. Re:Just for the sake of argument- by wikinerd · · Score: 1

      you can't really break into a computer without some level of software tool

      M$ has made sure to put this into every computer, don't worry!

  23. The Idiots are at it again... by flajann · · Score: 4, Insightful
    So, does that mean that if I write a compiler or scripting language, that I could be nailed for creating a hacker tool as well?

    Well, they may as well outlaw all of software development, because any software tool can be put to malicious purposes.

    What they should focus on instead are the actual actions taken by individuals to compromise someone's computer or network, not the tools they use to do it with. For instance, there's already a number of tools on the market and in FOSS that can do DDoS attacks -- but they are normally used to stress-test a web site or some other network application.

    The whole "intent" bit is always a slippery slope, ready for Kangaroo Court time. Obviously, these idiot politicians never saw or read "Minority Report", where going after "pre-crime" turnned out to cause more problems than it solved.

    Yes, the governments of the world are not unlike a bunch of monkeys with dangerous toys -- total unbridled power, without the wisdom nor the precision to use it properly.

    1. Re:The Idiots are at it again... by stsp · · Score: 1

      So, does that mean that if I write a compiler or scripting language, that I could be nailed for creating a hacker tool as well?
      You mean PHP?
    2. Re:The Idiots are at it again... by Gazzonyx · · Score: 1

      For instance, there's already a number of tools on the market and in FOSS that can do DDoS attacks -- but they are normally used to stress-test a web site or some other network application. Yeah, but we're not counting slashdot itself, for the moment. OTOH, if I want to take out a website, getting one of their pages on the front page of slashdot could well do the trick...
      --

      If I mod you up, it doesn't necessarily mean I agree with what you've said, sorry.

  24. Get out of jail free card(s)? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am an undercover **AA investigator.

    These are not the tools you are looking for.

  25. What about..... by himurabattousai · · Score: 2, Insightful
    What about the hacking tool that resides between the ears? I could give you a hundred different "hacking tools" and a hundred different machines to hack, and unless you know which tool to use on which machine, they're all worthless to you. Unless you know how to use them, they're worthless to you. It's that big old hunk of grey matter that makes program code into a legitimate tool. It's that same stuff that makes a legitimate tool into a weapon. Some 90-year-old grandmother isn't (likely) going to be breaking into other machines for kicks. She probably doesn't have the knowledge or desire to do so, both of which reside in the minds of those who think it's funny to steal people's data.

    The solution: ban brains.

    Outside the sarcasm tags, I wonder how long it will be before some moron tries that.

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    1. Re:What about..... by The_Mr_Flibble · · Score: 1

      They already have in the uk government.

  26. It's "crackers", not "hackers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Frankly, this is absolutely ridiculous. Wait for all the data security breaches because sysadmins were too afraid to run nessus against their own systems. Perhaps the UK government is trying to make their IT security look no worse than anybody elses by banning non-governmental entities from running tools to check for possible security issues.

  27. Re:I cant believe this word "hacker" is misused he by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 1

    i think the legislation doesn't understand a difference either, which is why the retarded law is being talked about in the first place.

  28. Expect more attacks against weaker UK IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's always a great idea to clip the wings of the defenders before the attack. Also, possibly the bigwigs didn't quite grasp that the internet stretches even some length beyond the UK's borders...

    The solution to the internet problems is to trash ICANN and hand over all power to a global force, something alike the UN. And then regulate its use with a fist of iron. A logical first move would be to cut of major sources of misuse, the USA, Russia and China for starters. Once they have their shit together, they may apply to rejoin. Maybe then the politicians would start to take the internet seriously.

    1. Re:Expect more attacks against weaker UK IT by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      The solution to the internet problems is to trash ICANN and hand over all power to a global force, something alike the UN. And then regulate its use with a fist of iron. A logical first move would be to cut of major sources of misuse, the USA, Russia and China for starters. Once they have their shit together, they may apply to rejoin. Maybe then the politicians would start to take the internet seriously.

      I, uh ... I don't even know where to begin with this. Forget it, I'll let someone else smack you upside the head with a cluebat. I need to fix some dinner.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  29. 'Legitimate' tools? by Ed+Avis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What is a 'legitimate' computer program? There are many people who make a living as consultants paid to test how hard it is to break into a company's systems. They might well need to use even the most dastardly and underhanded 'hacking tool' to do their work. Indeed the police and security services also use programs that help them get unauthorized access to computers. What grounds are there for criminalizing any computer program?

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    -- Ed Avis ed@membled.com
    1. Re:'Legitimate' tools? by Marcion · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think it is all ridiculous, the whole area is so grey. What is software anyhow? What is a tool? What is an article? If you think about proof of concept code, articles, scripts, approaches written out in English. Where do you draw the line?

      I see no reason to go down this track at all.

  30. Cliche' by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    If you outlaw hacker tools, then only outlaws will have hacker tools.

    1. Re:Cliche' by pwnies · · Score: 1

      I see you can quote the anonymous coward above you http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=405258&cid=21900882 Quick! Tell the UK that Copy/Paste should be outlawed too! It's being used for devious purposes!

    2. Re:Cliche' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you outlaw governments, only outlaws will have governments.

    3. Re:Cliche' by hughk · · Score: 1

      Funny thing is, Copy & Paste can be abused. Just remember all those redacted government/miltary documents published in the US where you select text that had been blacked out in the PDF and to copy it into another document. Definitely a tool being used for hacking, and even worse into information potentially embarrassing for the Government.

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  31. Still available for legitimate use? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Perhaps the real idea is to restrict access to these tools to licensed practitioners or those with a valid reason to posess them. You cannot buy dymanite over the counter, but people with a blasting tickets can still buy it.

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    Engineering is the art of compromise.
    1. Re:Still available for legitimate use? by Dramacrat · · Score: 0

      There goes traceroute, ping, telnet, ssh, netcat... we're doomed!

      --
      There are over 36 million lines of COBOL code in the world, and they are all raping children.
    2. Re:Still available for legitimate use? by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not sure that I would compare computer programs with Dynamite.

      And what happens when some enterprising criminals decides they want to get a license to look legit? Do we raise the license fees so anyone wanting to possess a programing IDE has to have a backer and a multi million dollar bond on them like some areas require for explosives work? Then all the software can come from large companies and we will be happy with whatever they innovate?

      Requiring registration and licensing is only going to create a mess. Hacker programs aren't that dangerous compared to explosives and should be considered even close to the same thing. Hacker tools could be anything you could use or create something that someone could use for mischief. The issue is the intent and proving it. The easiest way to prove intent is to show where you documented something or made a statement about something. So more then anything, this is a law that would make it illegal to talk about doing anything with a computer or a computer program that isn't approved by the manufacturers (eg, Microsoft or whoever). And the worse part about it is, if you think that this law and what it entails is perfectly fine, then see a program that could be used for hacking but isn't being represented that way, you could find yourself in trouble for simply reporting it in the wrong way. If you posted your observations to a website or to the wrong authorities, you could be busted for creating hacking tools and techniques and making them available. It is simply amazing if you ask me.

    3. Re:Still available for legitimate use? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      We certainly (well the UK, I don't live there) shouldn't limit the use to a licensed practitioner. Nmap for example (I use it because it is the most dual use tool I can think of), is a great tool for learning how things work. I also use it a lot at both home and work for it's intended purpose (mapping networks) e.g. to identify what IP address my Linux desktop is currently using. Saying that I can't give a friend a tool to figure out what IP address their printer has is silly.

      Even tools that may lean towards the hacker side of things are still fairly useful. I used Back Orifice and BOpeep before VNC (I will say that before that I used it for more nefarious, but legal purposes). Should I really need a license to do this?

      And anybody with 2 computers has a valid reason to possess these dual use tools, making that a worthless qualification.

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    4. Re:Still available for legitimate use? by digitig · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps the idea is to criminalise everybody, so they can (legally) make life hard(er) for anybody who is inconvenient to the authorities?

      --
      Quidnam Latine loqui modo coepi?
  32. Misused? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Legitimate security professionals, i.e. hackers, use these tools, too.

    If it was only about cracking tools, there'd be no problem, but many tools are dual-use. Sure, you can use them for something bad, but you can do that with a lot of things.

  33. Great Idea! by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Great idea!! If we outlaw hacker tools, only outlaws will have hacker tools!

    Then we can just arrest everybody who has them, and we'll have our systems broken into by the black hats we missed, while those who would have protected us have their hands tied.

    And that's while using the popular meaning of "hacker", rather than the correct one.

    --
    Please correct me if I got my facts wrong.
    1. Re:Great Idea! by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      And that's while using the popular meaning of "hacker", rather than the correct one.
      You've lost that battle; time to give it up. The CALD doesn't even list "skilled programmer" as an alternative meaning. Besides which, I've always heard hacker used to mean the opposite, someone who just goes in and attacks the code as though they were using a machete, with no subtlety and little real skill. Maybe that's a regional thing though.
  34. Quick! Outlaw Pencils and Paperclips! by locust · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Everyone knows that a pencil when sharpened can be used to maim or injure! I mean you could loose an eye! Paperclips can be used to pick simple locks! They facilitate breakins! These deadly and criminal tools must be outlawed! Hurry! Arrest the employees of Office Depot and Staples for purveying these items, and enabling the criminal underclass!

    1. Re:Quick! Outlaw Pencils and Paperclips! by pwnies · · Score: 1

      Paperclips - AKA the Maguyver multitool of the devil!

    2. Re:Quick! Outlaw Pencils and Paperclips! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clippy: Hello it looks like you are trying to assualt someone. Perhaps I can help?

  35. Thought Tools by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I guess we should just arrest everyone that has a bad thought.

    WIth 'bad' being relative to the administration in charge at the time in said country.

    Will they be outlawing FTP or HTTP as well?

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    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  36. When hammers are outlawed ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only outlaws will carry hammers.

    Well, and carpenters.

    And plumbers.

    And people doing home repair.

    And ...

    Oh, screw it. It's a stupid idea.

    Don't prosecute people for making, distributing, or owning tools. Prosecute people for how the tools are *used*. If there truly is only one possible use for a tool, I could perhaps see some justification, but most of these supposed "hacker tools" (nmap is a good example) are very clearly useful for all sorts of beneficial purposes, and it makes no sense to stifle their development or distribution. If you want to make a better lock, it makes sense to learn how ordinary locks are defeated by such tools as a lock pick. We need to know what the "bad guys" might use.

  37. Ah, yes. The ol' appearance of doing something by sizzzzlerz · · Score: 1

    So much easier to pretend you're taking action than to actually take effective action. The rubes are impressed because they don't have a clue while those who do have clue, know more than enough to get around whatever has been done.

  38. This law is funny by sr8outtalotech · · Score: 1

    If you break this law, do it in Scotland.

    (4)

    A person guilty of an offence under this section shall be liable--

    (a)

    on summary conviction in England and Wales, to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 12 months or to a fine not exceeding the statutory maximum or to both;

    (b)

    on summary conviction in Scotland, to imprisonment for a term not exceeding six months or to a fine not exceeding the statutory maximum or to both;

    1. Re:This law is funny by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      It may be a difference in the way sentences are interpreted in England and Scotland. In England, a 12 month term is the maximum length of imprisonment. Typically you will be let out of prison after 6 months (with various restrictions, such as a requirement to call in for the remaining 6 months). It may well be different in Scotland.

      And this is just a guess based on rather poor knowledge of the law of both countries. Hopefully someone with more knowledge will correct me.

    2. Re:This law is funny by sunderland56 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, six months in Scotland does feel like a year or two in civilization....

    3. Re:This law is funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Scotland typically prisoners serve 2/3 of the first 2 years of a sentence and 1/2 of the period after 2 years *

      Examples :

      Sentenced to 12 months - serve 8 months

      Sentences to 3 years - serve 22 months

      * This may have been changed in recent years, my get-into-all-sorts-of-trouble friends have either stopped offending or are doing very long sentences **

      ** We're from Scotland. This is normal. We all get in trouble with the law

  39. Brilliant - Does Someone Know the Answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just what is a Hacker Tool Anyway?

    (This is not a troll, I have been in the IT Industry for 26 years and still haven't found the answer to this one. I guess the politicians figured it out.)

    -- The same knife used to butter your bread, could be used to kill someone if used incorrectly. Therefore outlaw all knives. --

    1. Re:Brilliant - Does Someone Know the Answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -- The same knife used to butter your bread, could be used to kill someone if used incorrectly. Therefore outlaw all knives. --

      Ho ho! Terribly sorry old chap. Thought you would make a funny?

      These doctors aren't laughing. Sadly, I"m quite certain they were perfectly serious.
    2. Re:Brilliant - Does Someone Know the Answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      | "A&E doctors are calling for a ban on long pointed kitchen knives to reduce deaths from stabbing." |

      That's just wacked. So I guess we are just suppost to use prison shanks with our forks then.

  40. Thanks for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your timely reply. Please notice the "and" in the sentence.

    Oh, wait, this is a registered poster I'm responding to. Mod points: Wow.

    1. Re:Thanks for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, what is your point? That doesn't change the fact the Tony Blair is no longer the British PM, so no longer has much say on British policies or laws.

      Unless your meaning was that you want to fuck Tony Blair and George Bush in a weird threesome, in which case it is just off-topic.

  41. Why stop there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why stop at nmap or wireshark? Sure, your basic networking book refers to both of these, but in a world without malhackers, which is what you want if you support this law (you don't support law breakers who want to hurt children, do you?), why do you need to understand networking? Why stop there, you can glean a good amount of information with malicious intent off of a TCP header, you don't want your computers and phones hacked do you, ban TCP, UDP, MAC addresses, finger, traceroute, ping. While we are at it, we could still have a local hacker, we should ban keyboards too! Cat5 cables can be used to bind someone, you don't support kidnapping, do you? Damn, I'm not even a PhD and I have solved computer security forever. Stop ripping on these good lawmakers, they know whats best for you. A nerf world, we need a plug-and-play nerf world!

  42. Re:IDEs too? Oh yes, and what about OO Design? by monkeyboythom · · Score: 1

    Will it actually come down to arresting me for code pieces like a TCP/IP transport routine that I contributed to an open source application - that somehow has been tied to whatever crime committed because they copied my source?

    When did my peers and people of my parent's age become such softcore fascists?

  43. Re:I cant believe this word "hacker" is misused he by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

    Give it up. Nobody uses "cracker". Just like many other words in the English language, the term "hacker" has multiple meanings. One usage means "good" programming work, and another means "evil" programming work, and yet another means whacking at something with a sharp implement. The context will help you figure out which one is being used in each case.

  44. Guidance text- rigged against free/open source by Marcion · · Score: 2, Informative

    Some relevant bits follow.

    CMA = Computer Misuse Act

    The whole thing seems to be rigged against free software/open source and heavily in favour of security through obscurity. Perhaps we should contact them and ask?

    Everything below is copied from the guidance. ......


    Prosecutors should be aware that there is a legitimate industry concerned with the security of computer systems that generates 'articles' (this includes any program or data held in electronic form) to test and/or audit hardware and software. Some articles will therefore have a dual use and prosecutors need to ascertain that the suspect has a criminal intent. .....

    Whilst the facts of each case will be different, the elements to prove the offence will be the same. Prosecutors dealing with dual use articles should consider the following factors in deciding whether to prosecute:

    * Does the institution, company or other body have in place robust and up to date contracts, terms and conditions or acceptable use polices?
    * Are students, customers and others made aware of the CMA and what is lawful and unlawful?
    * Do students, customers or others have to sign a declaration that they do not intend to contravene the CMA? ....

    Section 3A (2) CMA covers the supplying or offering to supply an article "likely" to be used to commit, or assist in the commission of an offence contrary to section 1 or 3 CMA. "Likely" is not defined in CMA but, in construing what is "likely", prosecutors should look at the functionality of the article and at what, if any, thought the suspect gave to who would use it; whether for example the article was circulated to a closed and vetted list of IT security professionals or was posted openly.
    In determining the likelihood of an article being used (or misused) to commit a criminal
    offence, prosecutors should consider the following:

    * Has the article been developed primarily, deliberately and for the sole purpose of committing a CMA offence (i.e. unauthorised access to computer material)?
    * Is the article widely used for legitimate purposes?
    * Is the article available on a wide scale commercial basis and sold through legitimate channels?
    * Does it have a substantial installation base?
    * What was the context in which the article was used to commit the offence compared with its original intended purpose?

    1. Re:Guidance text- rigged against free/open source by jgrahn · · Score: 1

      [copied from the guidance] Is the article available on a wide scale commercial basis and sold through legitimate channels?

      This continues to amaze me. People still don't get that most of the core internet infrastructure software (from IP stacks to web servers and hacker tools) is Free Software. It is as if it's too hard to imagine real people doing something worthwhile without charging money for it ... so it is easier to invent a fantasy land where big business produces everything.

    2. Re:Guidance text- rigged against free/open source by hughk · · Score: 1

      For $1K, you can buy nmap from me. For $10K, I may consider you for a site license. For $100K, well maybe an enterprise license. That will solve your problem and even make the tool look respectable.

      seriously, if you have such tools and are working for a major consultancy (which has probably already made its contributions to the electoral slushfund, then you will have no problem. If you are a smaller company or an independent you need CYA paperwork for the entire period that you are using the toolset.

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  45. hmmm by Malikie · · Score: 1

    I play Diablo alot and *use* hacks alot..I wonder if that would count and if so what would happen.

    1. Re:hmmm by Cederic · · Score: 1


      If you change the data held on a remote diablo server using hacks then I believe you are guilty of an offence under the computer misuse act. That's using laws that predate the one under discussion.

      If you're hacking your local copy of Diablo then you can be presumed to have given permission to yourself to do so and so no offence is committed. If you copy the hacking tools used (e.g. into memory, if child pornography precedents are followed) then it's the a flick of a coin as to whether this new law will criminalise that act of copying (i.e. distribution). Which is why it's such a poorly framed law.

  46. THIS ROCKS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why cause it places my tools which are secretly stored as gold mines.
    Also if the uk and germany go poof lets have the usa do that, and canada keep it free. All the rest of us can then become the top hackers and get teh best security jobs while the rest of you become ( no offense ) NOOBS at SECURITY.
          Yes gov't control is sweet, drives all under ground and makes the people willing to do it in htose prospective countries more ridgid and crazy. AKA the crackheads, bikers and maffia's will now be only ones with such stuff. Great news for the UK. Also gets rid of script kiddie crap.
          Look about ten years in future as the only places now getting hacked are banks and your credit card sites. Other sites will be tests. /end sarcasm
    CHRoNoSS
    Chair
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  47. Thank God for xen by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    It will be possible to give multiple shells on boxes located in countries that have not gone loco. Hopefully, Canada, Australia, or even France will come to the rescue. Sadly, it will not be America. I am quite sure that we will shortly try to pass a similar bill on our way to enabling bills. Stars anyone?

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  48. Historical Precedent by Jim+Robinson+Jr. · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not to throw too much fuel onto this fire, but the UK has a large precedent with the concept that TOOLS are the problem rather than the USERS. Look at guns. Is the phrase "guns kill people" really that much different than "hacking tools break into computers"? Not in my book. In fact, they are so similar as to be scary. Both assume that intent is not relevant, the person behind the tool is not responsible for his/her actions, and that these tools cause crime to be committed. Come on guys... If we start banning tools that *could* be used to commit a crime you had better come lock me up now. I've got a whole garage full of hammers, screwdrivers and other tools... and I know how to use them! :-)

    1. Re:Historical Precedent by Marcion · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Banning things that have legitimate uses is really daft. Well, nmap, perl, baseball bats and hammers, all have legitimate uses.

      Making that argument for handguns is a bit harder.

      I am all for shooting criminals in self-defense. Go Joe Horn. Hang em all in the city centre and let their bones hang there for months.

      However, allowing the population to have handguns causes problems. Not least because, unlike hunting rifles, handguns can be concealed easily. At the moment in England, two drunken idiots get into a fight and someone ends up with a black eye in the morning. Give one of the idiots a handgun then one of them does not wake up. Britain has a very low murder rate because it is much harder to successfully kill someone without a handgun.

      Of course, as the saying goes, the problem is that criminals have a habit of breaking laws and getting guns anyhow. However, Britain is a small place, I am in favour of having teams of police searching houses in problem areas with metal detectors and dogs for criminals with handguns. Going house to house in problem areas would not take that long.

    2. Re:Historical Precedent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except guns don't have a useful purpose, while nmap lets me see all the open ports on google servers! ;)

    3. Re:Historical Precedent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure others will confirm, that yes if you are caught carrying hammers, crowbars and other tools which could be used to break and enter or burglary you can be prosecuted in the UK

    4. Re:Historical Precedent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      However, allowing the population to have handguns causes problems. Not least because, unlike hunting rifles, handguns can be concealed easily. At the moment in England, two drunken idiots get into a fight and someone ends up with a black eye in the morning. Give one of the idiots a handgun then one of them does not wake up.

      That's a common argument used by anti-gun people, but it does not bear close inspection.

      In the USA, one of the common conditions of a license to carry a concealed handgun in public places is that you get up the right to allow yourself to become intoxicated while doing so. You are prohibited from entering any tavern, bar, and in a few states any restaurant that serves alcohol.

      In effect, you have the choice of being a drunken idiot, or being able to carry a concealed handgun. What's more, if you are caught being drunk (or even being in a tavern or bar) with a concealed handgun, not only do you lose your license but you're stripped of the right to possess any kind of gun for life.

      Those Americans who are licensed to carry concealed handguns take this very seriously. For good reason. Very few licenses ever get revoked, because the people who submit to the procedure (which almost always includes fingerprinting) are the most law-abiding segment of society.

      The American gun crime that you read about almost invariably are people who are not licensed in any way, and in many cases are prohibited from owning any kind of firearm due to past criminal convictions.

      Remember: the bad guys can always get guns. Gun bans only affect the good guys.

      Britain has a very low murder rate because it is much harder to successfully kill someone without a handgun.

      Compared to today, Britain's murder rate was lower when it was legal to carry concealed handguns in public places.

      That doesn't mean that the legality of carrying concealed handguns in public places made Britain's murder rate lower; it means that there is no causality between the two.

      Ask yourself: would you rather that your girlfriend/wife/daughter explain to the police why she had to shoot someone who attacked her, or that you have to go to the morgue to identify her after she was raped and strangled with her own panty hose?

      None of this is to say that legalizing concealed handguns is right for Britain. But there's a lot of myths about the USA's laws in Britain which bear no relationship to reality.
    5. Re:Historical Precedent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, exactly. Soon we have to ban cars as well - after all they can be used in bank robbery. Why not ban alcohol by the way, drunk drivers kill a lot of people. We could take this madness so far, and I hope they do, maybe then people will realize how stupid their governments are.

    6. Re:Historical Precedent by Jim+Robinson+Jr. · · Score: 1
      Your comment are well made, and it was not my intention to suggest that "handguns" = "hacking tools", but rather that when we start banning tools - of any kind - because they *could* be used for illicit purposes, we all lose. Can you thing of anything that could not be used for an unintended purpose?

      Things already mentioned in this discussion (eg. pencils, cars, etc.) could all be used to cause harm. Are we better off banning them? Absolutely NOT! The solution is personal responsibility coupled with accountability. Simply banning the tool will ultimately cause more societal harm than good.

    7. Re:Historical Precedent by akadruid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All very well if you don't live in a 'problem area'. Random house searches based on your post code is not nice.

      I agree handguns are not really dual use though. A better example would be 4x4s (SUVs). One of them was recently used to ram-raid a post office near me. There could be an argument made that only farmers etc really need a 4x4, and the rest of us could cope with ford fiestas.

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    8. Re:Historical Precedent by El-Wrongo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So... What you are saying is that Guns are no different than tools used to test a network... I kinda disagree, since you know, they don't really have any real use other than killing stuff. I mean, you don't use guns to stress test a persons tolerence for bullets and you don't use guns to probe out a persons weakest spot against bullets.

      Most European countries allow hunting guns, but you don't use a handgun while hunting, and you don't need a fully automatic machine gun either.

      Actually, comparing guns to actual tools like you do, seems mostly like somone trying further their own agenda.

    9. Re:Historical Precedent by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      No, although if you're caught having broken and entered or similar with such tools on you then you'll be charged with going equipped. I've never heard of anyone being prosecuted just for having them with them though, and not at least acting suspiciously. (And then I very much doubt that would go anywhere)

      Hell, read any police-related UK blog or tabloid news site and you'll see the site and comments wailing about how lenient the courts are, with plenty of examples of genuinely very surprisingly light sentences (eg in extreme cases just a year or so for murder).

    10. Re:Historical Precedent by remmelt · · Score: 1

      Bad analogy. Guns can be used in the heat of the moment, causing regret later on. Guns can be used by pretty much anyone with a hand and a grudge. Guns can be used to threaten (try waving your nmap around in the bank).
      The point is not to just outlaw guns, but it's a good start. This explicitly does not exclude operator accountability. In a perfect world, user responsibility is number one, but for those times that the users aren't fit to make a decent decision (drunk/angry/confused) let's also make it harder for them to kill a person by not handing out guns.

      Either way, I do think we can agree that banning "hackers" (ZOMG!!!1) tools is a bad idea.

    11. Re:Historical Precedent by Marcion · · Score: 1

      Ask yourself: would you rather that your girlfriend/wife/daughter explain to the police why she had to shoot someone who attacked her, or that you have to go to the morgue to identify her after she was raped and strangled with her own panty hose?

      Assuming we are taking about some one robber or crackhead who breaks into someone's house then opportunistically tries to rape someone, then sure shoot them. The robber's right to life is superseded by the other person's right to health and safety, they after all chose to commit a crime.

      However, having easy access to handguns does cause real externalities. That kid that went nuts at Virginia tech had a legally purchased gun. I'm more worried about them rather than some ex-cop or ex-soldier who is given a concealed handgun licence in your example.

    12. Re:Historical Precedent by Marcion · · Score: 1

      All very well if you don't live in a 'problem area'. Random house searches based on your post code is not nice.

      I know it is not nice, and it will disproportionately inconvenience the urban poor and certain ethnic minorities.

      However, if you do not let the general population own handguns, then you have to take handguns that people do get (i.e. handguns smuggled in from America or Eastern Europe) away from them. When you randomly find guns, then you can question the occupants of that house and follow back up the supply routes.

    13. Re:Historical Precedent by irae · · Score: 1

      We have penises, so we're also rapists... What they are going to do about that?

    14. Re:Historical Precedent by irae · · Score: 1

      What about penises? Are we rapist by default?

    15. Re:Historical Precedent by Jim+Robinson+Jr. · · Score: 1

      While you are correct, you've missed the point of my post. (See follow-ups for additional clarification). I don't personally own a gun, so no.. there's no "agenda" here. And you are correct that it is not a good analogy... except than it is an example of the UK banning a TOOL rather than BEHAVIOR.

    16. Re:Historical Precedent by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Well, we already had the comparison to socialism, and I thought to myself "I wonder how long before someone compares it to gun control?"

      Can't we get through an article on the UK without someone bringing up socialism or gun control? Yes, a weapon designed to kill people is obviously comparable to a computer program.

      Last time I looked, the US bans all sorts of weapons, and by your reasoning therefore also has a large precedent with the concept that TOOLS are the problem rather than the USERS. Shall I bring up the fact that I can't have my own personal missile launcher in every story on the US?

    17. Re:Historical Precedent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask yourself: would you rather that your girlfriend/wife/daughter explain to the police why she had to shoot someone who attacked her, or that you have to go to the morgue to identify her after she was raped and strangled with her own panty hose? I'd rather teach her how to defend herself properly without relying on a gun which could easily be snatched away from her and potentially used against her.
    18. Re:Historical Precedent by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Compared to today, Britain's murder rate was lower when it was legal to carry concealed handguns in public places.

      Citation needed.

      Handguns were banned in the UK in 1997, disarming the approximately one in a thousand who had them. Here is the trend of homicides in the UK. It's... actually, much the same. It drifted up a bit, there's a big peak in 2002/03 which was when they caught Harold Shipman - all his victims were recorded at once, though they represented a decades-long career of serial killing. Now it's back at about the same level.

      However, even when guns were legal nobody had them. One in a thousand owned pistols, and of those the vast majority left them at gun clubs and used them to shoot at targets once in a while. If you're a prospective mugger in pre-1997 Britain, you're not worrying about your victim possibly carrying a gun, because quite frankly you're more likely to be struck by lightning.

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    19. Re:Historical Precedent by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      There is a slightly different perspective on it that most gun fanatics fail to acknowledge. Guns are for killing. It's their entire purpose, it's why they were created and it's what they're used for. Handguns are for killing people, it's their entire purpose. Yes target and skeet shooting exists, for the primary purpose of becoming a more accurate shot. Making handguns illegal in the UK did nothing to decrease violence. There are essentially the same percentage of attempted murders in the US as there is in the UK. The primary difference in the UK is that because one of the major tools for killing, a tool that makes killing far easier, is restricted people are forced to commit their acts of violence using less deadly means. The incidences of stabbings in the UK dwarfs the attempts in the US. It's precisely because people can't use guns that when looking at crime statistics you see similar rates but MUCH lower fatality rates in the UK versus the US.

      So although you may argue the attack on the tool is the same, it's not. Guns have almost no legitimate purpose outside dealing in death. Unless you're Homer Simpson you don't use your gun to turn the TV on and you don't use it to pound nails. It's only real purpose is to discharge bullets at high rates of speed at living things with the intent to deprive said living thing of existence. Competative shooting exists and can still exist under gun banning laws (some countries just require that the gun be kept at the shooting club and it's removal from the premises restricted by said gun club.

  49. When hacker tools are outlawed... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    ... only outlaws will have hacker tools.

  50. Re:I cant believe this word "hacker" is misused he by dan+dan+the+dna+man · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think it's about time people got over the semantics of the word 'hacker'. Given that 'crackers' don't call themselves 'crackers' they call themselves 'hackers' and they call what they do 'hacking', the word has *CHANGED ITS MEANING*. This is not uncommon for languages. Really. Just look at words like 'gay' for instance or even 'computer'. Go and find the original definition of that one!

    Get over the semantic drift already, we're not all mired in some rose-spectacled view of the technoutopia where you have to have hacked solenoids under a model railway at MIT in order to qualify for the term.

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  51. Please don't use my state as a paragon of freedom by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Please don't use my state as a paragon of freedom. Oh, wait, it's *security* you want? Try moving to some nice secure country where everything is prohibited, including crime.

    Certifications don't protect the public. They protect the certified against competition.

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  52. They can have my ping client .... by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They can have my ping client when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.

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  53. Another great way to preserve the status quo by stewartjm · · Score: 1

    The status quo being more malware and more loss of dollars and privacy due to lack of computer/network security each and every year.

    People love to throw around analogies about computer security. Door knocking and opening are thrown around a lot. Here's the proper analogy:

    A computer on the internet is analagous to a house with a door on every street in every nation of the planet. If someone breaks down your door and pillages your house, it's quite likely they don't even live in a jurisdiction where you could attempt to find them criminally liable. And that's assuming you manage to find out who and where they are in the first place.

    Creating these various computer crimes has only made research more difficult and added another layer of BS so that the creators of these insecure hardware and software systems can point blame at someone other than themselves.

    If you truly want secure computers on a secure Internet, then decriminalize all hacking/cracking, we'll have a secure Internet within 5 years of this occuring.

  54. Re:I cant believe this word "hacker" is misused he by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    Only very few people refer to unauthorised computer attackers as "crackers". The rest of the world (including the crackers, the mainstream media, and me) aren't going to change their terminology just to please a few programmers who, for whatever reason, want to call themselves hackers. The majority rules when it comes to use of language.

  55. OT Rant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the third Twitter journal entry posted by Zonk in a week period.
    Can we have a checkbox in preferences to disable it ? His negative karma already filters his comments just fine, but he seems to have found a away to be read after all.

  56. Just enforce it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go to nearest store. Are they selling computers? Arrest the staff.

  57. 99% of these tools get made as needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    therefore also the people that make them either are too poor to pay for licensing and note that many of the authors knowing the dual purpose like to remain as anonymous as possible. You can't have your cake and eat it too. The gov't wants to have only gov't make tools and anyone they authorize.
    As i can attest gov't coders are lame sad and very poor at creativity. The kind of personality that creates hacker tools is not one that leads itself to a gov't job.
            Now the UK and 4 other countries are on that WORST privacy list. When there becomes a massive abuse and it goes public, then people may question if they live in a democracy or a facist state. It was hitler who bruned knowledge ( books ) .
    BIG BROTHER is here folks. The question now is do you trust politicians that are lobbied to power by mpaa/riaa/BREIN/corporates. AT least in the cold war the corporations had to make it look like capitalism was better then communism. Now that the cold war is over it would be interesting to see how are rights are being widled away and the corporate power grows. /fantasy-vision-starts.... one day i envision another war. The war on corporate terror. Where we the citizens have to fight the corporates armies ( Black Water ring a bell )
    It is an apocalyptic war that will have them with all the tech and if we don't hold onto the hacker tools and texts we will all lose. /end-conspiracy or is it the end?

  58. Re:Please don't use my state as a paragon of freed by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

    Certifications don't protect the public. They protect the certified against competition.

    Good idea! In that case when they (the government) ask us to check the security of a network we can just say: "sorry I can't legally do that, I'm not certified. cya later".

    OK being a bit sarcastic there.

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  59. Re:IDEs too? Oh yes, and what about OO Design? by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When did my peers and people of my parent's age become such softcore fascists?

    When they got scared.

    The real truth is that there is no bogeyman, and that there's nothing to fear but fear itself. Even my four-year old knows that. ("[Girl Name], what do we have to be afraid of?" "Being afraid.")

    And now, some "crimes" are nearly impossible to prosecute. How can someone in the UK file suit against a "cracker" from Atiqua or Afghanistan? They could potentially steal your bank account information and steal your life savings, buy a handgun, rob a bank, and put you on death row. Now, when you assume - note that word - that the backwards savages outside your home country have to have help to break in, then clearly someone with brains - I mean a white guy - er, I mean someone from the homeland - er, someone reachable by our police - must have helped them. That's complete junk, but to some the point is valid. The bad guys must have help, so let's go after the help. Never mind that the "bad guys" get paid more than I do.

    And people are scared because they think things are the worst they've ever been. The fact is, the good old days were never here. Terrorists have been around since at least the Romans. We survive. The day of judgment will never come.

    But that's not enough. You can't tell people to calm down - you have to show them that you're doing something, anything.

    Seriously - people are attempting to legislate abstract concepts that they don't know about. I've seen laws suggesting watermarks in A/D conveters. One of the US Senators honestly thinks the Interweb is a series of tubes. He might not even be familiar with the concept of electricity. Imagine Ancient Greeks trying to pass legislation on the use of titanium in groundwater near nuclear power plants. If I give an opinion on civil engineering, I could be fined up to $25,000. If a politician does, he gets rewarded.

    Instead of demanding the removal of the clueless, people just revote for the same guy as last time - if they even voted - or "stay the course". When those in charge have literally no consequences for their actions and get paid to pass legislation from special interest groups. Is copyright theft something that ordinary people really care about? Are there people who are thinking, "man, I'd love to go to work today, but I'm afraid that someone, somewhere, is copying a DVD to take the ads out. If only our government would pass some laws to fix that problem." Okay, maybe if the guy works making DVDs, but that's not a normal guy.

    When the victims became criminals. Look at identity theft - it could be prevented with 100% accuracy if the credit bureaus updated their computers. All they have to do is add a picture to your report and require an automatic phone call to the last known phone number any time you want a change. That's it. It's now impossible to steal someone's ID. Of course, it's your fault for not buying title insurance, paying Equifax $25 a month for credit checks, and using your "internet thing" for banking.

    When people started getting used to the idea of "I have nothing to hide". You do. Everyone does. I have skeletons in my closet, and I want them to stay there.

    So what it really boils down to is that people are in general afraid of something, but they don't know what it is. So, they turn their wrath on anything that can possibly hold their ire. Immigrants, Hackers, ID thieves, the Russians, terrorists, etc. As long as the eye isn't on them, then they're fine. Torture the sandnigger or the hacker. They're the ones who made the world such a fucked up place. It's all their fault.

    They're really afraid of themselves. How long will it be until the bank comes calling, or the boss cans them, or the spouse will leave with the kids?

    It's a scary thought - we're lead by clueless, corrupt, whores who run the place by tacit consent from people who are too afraid to interrupt their routine.

    This isn't exactly what I meant to say, but I think the power here has become unreliable. There's a lot of wind outside.

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  60. Predictions by mordejai · · Score: 1

    Dan would later learn that there was a time when anyone could have debugging tools. There were even free debugging tools available on CD or downloadable over the net. But ordinary users started using them to bypass copyright monitors, and eventually a judge ruled that this had become their principal use in actual practice. This meant they were illegal; the debuggers' developers were sent to prison.
    -- Richard Stallman, The Right To Read

  61. Conflicting laws? by taustin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm wondering if "anti-hacking" laws like this will conflict with data retention laws that are also brutally oppressive, to the point where admins will be required to do things they can't possibly do without tools that are illegal to possess. Sounds like the sort of thing one would expect from China.

  62. Re:I cant believe this word "hacker" is misused he by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But it was the mainstream media who usurped the use of the word from the "few" good programmers. The media lumped the majority of the good (using their own word) in with the few bad.

    Now you have wanky terms like 'white hat' and 'black hat' hackers. I'm not a fucking white hat hacker. I have nothing against black people and I don't like wearing bedsheets or burning crosses.

  63. IN SOVIET RUSSIA by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That just doesn't seem funny any more... :-(

    Seriously, though, we're seeing a lot of this: the notion that any funny stuff, be it computer software, electronic goodies, chemistry, what have you, is a priori for bad purposes. Somehow due process has gotten lost in the shuffle, the user is apparently guilty until proven innocent, and must be dealt with accordingly.

    Tragic.

    ...laura

    1. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Marcion · · Score: 1

      I know, Labour seem to have picked up their view of humanity from the inquisition.

      P.S. spaceyhackerlady, are you by any chance Laura C?

    2. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 1

      No, I'm me.

      Curiously, I have a clone, who looks so much like me that people can't tell us apart. Her name is not Laura. That would be too weird.

      ...laura H

  64. Re:I cant believe this word "hacker" is misused he by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    But it was the mainstream media who usurped the use of the word from the "few" good programmers. The media lumped the majority of the good (using their own word) in with the few bad.

    Well, typically hacking in the legitimate sense isn't substantially different from the illegitimate sense. Normally I understand hackers to be getting a system to do something it wasn't meant to do. Installing Linux on a camera and obtaining access to a corporate server through an exploit both fit this definition. I'd also point out that "The Hacker's Handbook" was published in 1985. The term had only been first recorded two years earlier and was mainly a piece of technology jargon. Furthermore, the first computer infiltrators were hackers in both senses of the word. All were capable programmers and keen on exploring.

    Now you have wanky terms like 'white hat' and 'black hat' hackers. I'm not a fucking white hat hacker. I have nothing against black people and I don't like wearing bedsheets or burning crosses.

    Okay... that's a weird argument. What do black and white hats have to do with black and white people? It's an old cowboy film metaphor!

  65. \o/ by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

    Yay, now I can feel it! The day they outlaw knives, crowbars, stethoscopes, matches and sleep pills is nigh!

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  66. Guns don't.... by jefu · · Score: 1

    But always remember :

    Guns don't kill people, physics kills people Perhaps we should outlaw physics. Or physics textbooks - which might be quite popular?
    1. Re:Guns don't.... by francium+de+neobie · · Score: 1

      Yes. I can foresee the day when the UK outlaws physics, and all British people would disregard gravity and fly by themselves.

  67. Re:Please don't use my state as a paragon of freed by llamalad · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I live in NY too...

    Certifications provide a baseline clue as to whether or not your has proven at some point to meet certain minimum requirements of knowledge and/or skill.

    I agree though that certifications don't protect the public- such professionals would have to be bonded for that.

  68. What's the definition of a hacker tool??? by listen_to_blogs · · Score: 0

    What kind of tools/software are they banning? Is it even feasible???? listen_to_slashdot

  69. CISSP or other certification will NEVER be free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ISC2 and SANS (GIAC) are making too much money to do anything like that. If certification is made to be a requirement to legally possess and use the software tools needed to do IT security work, you can bet your ass that the cost to obtain and maintain certification will rise considerably. The community of CISSPs and GIACs will also become very protective of their certifications. I am a CISSP, and right now to me having that certification is not really accomplishing much in the way of added value to my career, in fact it's a bit of a liability since my employer does all kinds of unsecure IT stuff behind my back or hides it from me, which may jeopardize the safety of the network I'm in charge of. However if the day comes that holding this cert actually gives me some real authority to go along with my responsibility, you can be assured I'll milk it for all it's worth. It'll be the next best thing to belonging to a trade union.

  70. Exactly by avatar4d · · Score: 1

    ...and we all know that prohibition works so well.

    I mean all one has to do is look at the prohibition of alcohol in the United States. Not only did that fail, but the police were involved in the manufacture and distribution of various types of the liquid drug. And speaking of drugs; The War on Drugs hasn't really paid off either. The amount of money/time spent on such an endeavor hasn't been worth the effort.

    That being said and back to the topic at hand, last time I checked my server logs, Asia was the origin of ALL the attacks. Now, not only have Germany (and possibly the UK) made these tools illegal, but they have effectively left themselves vulnerable to attacks from outside of their countries/continents. Those areas outside of their borders are not going to abide by the laws they set for their own people. The western world is becoming a fascist, oppressive, police state.

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    1. Re:Exactly by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "The War on Drugs hasn't really paid off either. The amount of money/time spent on such an endeavor hasn't been worth the effort."

      What do you mean it hasn't been worth the effort? - The US has sold billions, if not trillions of dollars worth of military equipment to help other nations hunt down and kill the evil peasant farmers producing this stuff. Even the nutjobs in Burma got $2B worth of attack choppers in the 90's to "clean up the golden triangle".

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  71. Re:IDEs too? Oh yes, and what about OO Design? by s20451 · · Score: 1

    Immigrants, Hackers, ID thieves, the Russians, terrorists

    You seem to be implying that none of these things are worth the public's attention or concern. On the contrary.

    To stay on topic, let's consider hacking. A frankly ridiculous amount of critical economic infrastructure is dependent on computers that are vulnerable to hacking, whether that vulnerability is due to operator incompetence or poor design. The hackers are constantly improving in sophistication and skill, and they are motivated by financial incentives. The next decade will see increasingly spectacular network attacks that cause massive amounts of economic damage and, indirectly, even deaths. The public should be concerned about this.

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  72. Re:IDEs too? Oh yes, and what about OO Design? by Toonol · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm sympathetic to your viewpoint, but I think you are exaggerating somewhat. There are things out there that a reasonable person should fear. There are criminals, there are terrorists. We should be reacting to them. We just need to not overreact.

    "One of the US Senators honestly thinks the Interweb is a series of tubes. He might not even be familiar with the concept of electricity."

    No, one of our Senators used a clumsy analogy. None of them really think the net is composed of tubes. Yes, they are legislating issues they don't understand... but they aren't retarded. I'm quite sure the majority of congressmen have above average IQs. They may be corrupted or arrogant, ignorant of tech issues, but not stupid.

    I'm not really arguing with you, I just think you're passionate and letting some of your rhetoric get a little carried away. Take your own advice: "We survive. The day of judgment will never come."

    "This isn't exactly what I meant to say, but I think the power here has become unreliable. There's a lot of wind outside."

    I spent a moment trying to figure out what your metaphor meant... is "Wind" our political climate? Then I realized you're literally talking about 'power' and 'wind.' :-) Good luck!

  73. Re:IDEs too? Oh yes, and what about OO Design? by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Indeed. The fix for poor software security is to create requirements for implementation, not punishments for breach. Those breaching don't care about UK or US policy. They are by definition scofflaws. And yes, I am directly stating here that it's not the cracker's fault the bank is easy to get into. It's the bank's fault and they deserve to lose the money. (Does YOUR bank use two-factor authentication, or do they make you think you're safe by asking those personal questions?)

    When you build your code by hiring the lowest bidder with the least qualifications, then you should be liable. If a bridge building contractor didn't keep blueprints and didn't hire a qualified crew, then they would be sued or imprisoned. I can't just go and build a stadium or an overpass just because I think there should be one there.

    If you do that with software - even software potentially worth billions of dollars - you get more contracts. Of course, it's not like anyone died as a result of bad software... oh, right. Any idiot can grab a book on teaching yourself programming and think they're an expert in 24 hours.

    I have the knowledge to visit your reservoir and shut it down. (I'd have to actually visit it in person, but it's not like it's under guard.) That's just damned irresponsible programming on the part of the SCADA guys. Oops, your fecal chloroform count is way too high. Passport applications in Canada were compromised by bad coding, and last year the Canadian tax system shut down due to a glitch.

    It is damned irresponsible to punish someone for making an nmap program publicly available when the institutions don't put on basic security measures. The cops say it's my fault if I don't lock my car. Why is this any different?

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  74. Really by Matt867 · · Score: 1

    Who here actually thinks that a person who distributes a "hacker tool" isn't going to be behind about 7 proxys when he hosts it. All this leads down to is a circle of lawyers screaming "Who in the hell do I sue?!"

  75. Re:IDEs too? Oh yes, and what about OO Design? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can someone in the UK file suit against a "cracker" from Atiqua or Afghanistan? They could potentially steal your bank account information and steal your life savings, buy a handgun, rob a bank, and put you on death row.
    Except we don't have the death penalty in the UK, so your scenario doesn't quite apply.
  76. Web Browser Authors are to blame and are the worst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That means everyone who's written a web browser is obviously guilty of some serious crimes against humanity!

    I thought the backlash against the web ended in 2005

  77. NMAP by alainsane · · Score: 1

    I used NMAP today to find spare addresses and forgotten equipment on my internal (private) networks.

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    1. Re:NMAP by Marcion · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I do this all the time.

      I have basic DHCP server that gives out dynamic IP addresses. I also have a couple of machines without monitors which I can connect to via VNC or SSH such as a G4 Mac which I use for running OS 9 applications which never got ported to the Intel OS X world, on boot it starts the VNC server. I can then use nmap to find out the IP address and log into it graphically from my main Linux computer.

  78. Dumbest move ever by Criton · · Score: 1

    Stupidest fucking law ever making tools that can be abused illegal and prosecuting the author utter bullshit. A hammer can be abused too you know but it's also a useful tool. Now it'll be much more difficult for white hat hackers to make sure bank servers etc are secure. On top of that it'll kill innovation in that country as people may be too scared to experiment. Attention cluebies who do not under stand IT technology laws like this do not make you safer if anything they'll make you even more insecure.

  79. Re:IDEs too? Oh yes, and what about OO Design? by Criton · · Score: 1

    You pretty much summed it up I couldn't put it any better myself.

  80. Re:I cant believe this word "hacker" is misused he by ethicalstar · · Score: 1

    Comeon people, The usage of this word is very important for kids like me who wants to follow the right path of computation. I made a search in cambridge dictionary . it is too bad. they too have a problem with this. What can we do abt it? But since we all here in slashdot know what it means this need not be a big subject matter. Thank you all for the reply.

  81. How would you get competent? by Rix · · Score: 1

    If you're not allowed to use the tools until you are?

  82. Whatcha in for? by Datamonstar · · Score: 1

    .. I had a copy of DEBUG.EXE sitting around on a floppy.
    /theeye
    What? What? You want some?

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  83. Heeeeere's Johnny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And that's while using the popular meaning of "hacker", rather than the correct one.
    I pick Jack Nicholson. In the hallway. With the axe.
  84. We'll charge you more for branded software by gelfling · · Score: 1

    This is my business and our claim to fame is cost of delivery based on OSS toolkits to some extent. When we can't use them any more we'll just license commercial tools and pass the cost on you AS WILL EVERYONE ELSE, or, better yet we'll all the work remotely from a foreign country in lieu of hiring you silly Brits locally.

    Good luck with that. And it's hard to believe you lost the Empire. B>)

    1. Re:We'll charge you more for branded software by Cederic · · Score: 1

      it's hard to believe you lost the Empire. B>) We didn't lose it. We gave it back.

      Only people to have ever done that. It's why we're still Great Britain.

      (stupid law though, I'll have to write to my MP about it. Again.)
    2. Re:We'll charge you more for branded software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We didn't lose it. We gave it back.
      That's not the consensus here in the States. :-)
  85. Re:I cant believe this word "hacker" is misused he by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    I think 'whacking at something with a sharp implement' was part of the intention of using it to describe coding was apt...

    But it does piss me off when I need to describe what I do. "Hacker" gives you dirty looks, etc... and nothing else quite fits. I'm not a classical nerd or geek.

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  86. Re:I cant believe this word "hacker" is misused he by dotgain · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Can we have an 'Amen!' here folks?

  87. +1 for Tacitus... by paxgaea · · Score: 1

    "The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws."

    Seems to apply so often to legislation discussed on Slashdot, and elsewhere...

    Too bad Senators, MP's, et al don't seem to get it.

  88. Re:IDEs too? Oh yes, and what about OO Design? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Replying to this anonymously since my wife doesn't want this story tied to our real name. I was recently a victim of identity theft. I was lucky in that I caught it early and shouldn't suffer any real financial loss (despite the time and energy spent removing a fraudulently opened credit card from my credit history).

    During my research, I struck upon a simple way of preventing identity theft. Freeze your credit. This means that no one could open a line of credit even if they did have your name, address, SSN, and date of birth (precisely my information that was somehow stolen). If you want to open a new line of credit or allow someone to check your credit (say, for a background check on a new job or for insurance), you temporarily unfreeze your credit and then the company can perform the action.

    Unfortunately, right now, freezing/unfreezing your credit costs money. It varies per state, but here it's $5 per credit agency to freeze the credit and $5 per agency to unfreeze it. There are 3 agencies, so that's $15 for each freeze/unfreeze.

    Why the cost? Mainly to deter people from freezing their credit. Why deter people from doing something that could help them? Easy. Frozen credit can't be checked by credit card companies for those "You're Preapproved" credit card letters. People with frozen credit are less likely to open a credit account by the register in a store for the 10% off their purchase. In short, credit agencies and credit card companies make less money off of you if you freeze your credit. This makes credit freezing bad in their not-so-honorable-opinion and they will do what they can to slow down adoption of it as a tool to fight ID theft.

    But what of the ID theft fight? Wouldn't the credit card companies benefit from less ID theft? Perhaps, but they aren't seriously hurt by it either. Credit agencies don't care if that new card was really opened up by you. Credit card companies don't get too hurt by fraudulent purchases. Either the person pays the bill without looking or the company charges it back to the store and the store is the one left in the cold. They make more money from non-frozen credit than they lose to ID theft. And they'll fight tooth and nail to protect their profits over the credit security of the American public.

  89. Re:IDEs too? Oh yes, and what about OO Design? by Dog-Cow · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Do you walk around in body armor or with body guards? No? Well, you deserved to be mugged or brutally beaten to death.

    Or maybe your logic just isn't.

  90. Re:IDEs too? Oh yes, and what about OO Design? by Kythe · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Not to detract from a truly excellent comment, but I did want to remark on one thing...

    When people started getting used to the idea of "I have nothing to hide". You do. Everyone does. I have skeletons in my closet, and I want them to stay there.


    I'm not sure most people honestly think they have nothing to hide. They've been trained, however, to think that failure to act like one has nothing to hide will reveal what they have to hide.

    I think it's likely a result of a culture obsessed with cop fantasy shows in which the cops can do pretty much anything they want to solve the crime, justified by depictions of the people the fantasy cops zero in on as nearly always guilty.
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  91. This is horrible. by sx66gns · · Score: 1

    The possibility of misuse is horrible.

  92. I think I sum up the rabble above when I say: by icedcool · · Score: 1

    Bummer.

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  93. Re:IDEs too? Oh yes, and what about OO Design? by fredklein · · Score: 1

    And how do you verify that you are YOU in order to unfreeze (or freeze) your credit?

    What stops the 'bad guys' from getting that info and un-freezing your credit as soon as you freeze it?? Or, alternately, what's to stop a 'bad guy' from going around messing with people by falsely freezing their credit??

  94. Re:I cant believe this word "hacker" is misused he by dotgain · · Score: 1

    Flamebait!? If anything, it's praise-bait.

  95. Learn to read by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

    "abused by hackers"

    Abused. Presumably, it can also be used by hackers in legal ways.

  96. It's the same with gun control laws by ortzinator · · Score: 1

    They only keep them out of the hand of people that use them for good.

  97. What I don't get... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    How do they get to be so wrong about these things, though?

    Seriously, what adviser tells them that it's at all possible to filter the Internet reliably? Or that DRM will ever work? Or that there is such a thing as a "hacker tool", with no legitimate, legal use?

    And, given technology is apparently important enough for them to legislate about, why do they not listen thoroughly enough to understand the opposing views? I don't mean they have to understand what a debugger actually does, but how do we get asshats like Tubes Stevens?

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  98. I was with you until "gay". by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Who, besides fourteen-year-olds, says "gay" to mean anything other than actual homosexuality? (Or joyousness, if being quaint...)

    And while I realize these fourteen-year-olds are our future, I also realize that by the time they're twenty-four, they have at least one or more gay friends, so they have the decency not to use the word that way.

    But it's not so much the original "crackers" who changed the meaning. If that were the case, I now declare myself a Man, so anyone who is male and not me is a Boy, because the word "Man" has CHANGED ITS MEANING to refer to me.

    No, it's the news media, who really didn't have a clue anyway. They might as easily have called them "developers", or even "phreaks". The reason why "hackers" is so frustrating is that, like "developers", it has another meaning. It's not so troublesome that there's a new word for "cracker", but that there is now no word that covers the original meaning of "hacker".

    That said, I've now grown up and started calling myself an "engineer"...

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    1. Re:I was with you until "gay". by IBBoard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      (Or joyousness, if being quaint...)


      Which is actually its original meaning, which is why the word has changed ;) Apparently it is from Middle English "gai" meaning "lighthearted or brightly coloured" (source)

      That's why you get lots of kids at school sniggering when old stories are read: they mention being "happy and gay" using the old meaning of "happy and joyous" rather than being "happy and homosexual".
  99. Write Once.... by rgaginol · · Score: 1

    Run Anywhere!!! Dear gods, what is this awful language Java which runs both on a hackers computer and also a government server.... Ban it, ban it now!!! Meh

  100. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  101. And the most useful Hacker tool is... by SageMusings · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Say goodbye to GCC. That should prevent a fair amount of hacking, experimentation, and circumvention.

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    1. Re:And the most useful Hacker tool is... by hughk · · Score: 1

      ...or indeed any compiler or interpreter. Actually, even some editors too as their macro language facilitates OS calls (which would expicitly mean anything supporting VBA).

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    2. Re:And the most useful Hacker tool is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel that the mostimportant hacker tool is intelligence. I expect a compulsory lobotomy any day now.

    3. Re:And the most useful Hacker tool is... by francium+de+neobie · · Score: 1

      And all modern web browsers should be banned too. They can run JavaScript you know.

      I'm longing for the day when everyone in UK is forced to use links or lynx because IE, Firefox, Opera, Safari, etc. are outlawed. *evil grin*

    4. Re:And the most useful Hacker tool is... by francium+de+neobie · · Score: 1

      Why... lobotomy seems perfectly acceptable and common in the UK these days. Haven't their politicians all had it performed to their brains before they took office?

  102. Re:IDEs too? Oh yes, and what about OO Design? by Arapahoe+Moe · · Score: 1

    "Look at identity theft - it could be prevented with 100% accuracy if the credit bureaus updated their computers. All they have to do is add a picture to your report and require an automatic phone call to the last known phone number any time you want a change. That's it. It's now impossible to steal someone's ID. Of course, it's your fault for not buying title insurance, paying Equifax $25 a month for credit checks, and using your "internet thing" for banking."

    What a bunch of shit. Identity theft can't be prevented pretty much period. But it can be discovered and remediated much more easily then the current system (in the US anyways) allows it to be. As for the rest, you lost me with the use of the word sandnigger. I thought that a joke was required when using that word. :)

  103. Top 1 hacking tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft Internet Explorer

    So - how about getting rid of MSIE at all in UK?

    1. Re:Top 1 hacking tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be naive. Big Money is above the law. The law is for us dupes with no leverage. Always has been, always will be.

      Shut up and consume. Remember, they can explode your head on the tube any time with total impunity.

  104. Re:Outlaw politicans who make stupid laws about te by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

    In an actual democracy, you can replace the sitting politicians with better ones. If there aren't any better ones to choose from, you can run yourself. The problem (well, inoring problems with the system for now) is getting the voting public to see that you are right and the others are wrong. Politicians get away with predictably ineffective, wrong-headed, or sometimes just plain evil laws because they can make the public at large believe they're actually good ideas.

    Ban black hat tools? Sure! Nobody wants their computer broken into, right? So everything that stops that is welcome. And what matters in the political game is that it _sounds_ like it would help to an ignorant observer. Not that it will actually is a good idea in reality.

    Perhaps a mandatory recording of the stated goal of a law and a mandatory asesssment of the effectiveness of that law in achieving that goal, as well as its overall cost, followed by a repeal or at least amendment of the law and a black mark for the politicians who proposed and supported it if it turns out to have had more harmful effects than goal-achieving ones would help here.

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  105. Re:IDEs too? Oh yes, and what about OO Design? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sympathetic to your viewpoint, but I think you are exaggerating somewhat. There are things out there that a reasonable person should fear. There are criminals, there are terrorists. We should be reacting to them.

    For criminals we have the police who, despite what you see on TV, are doing an excellent job most of the time in both clearing up and deterring crime. In the more civilized countries of the world at least.

    Reacting to terrorists? Honestly, fuck'em. We lose more people to food poisoning. I'm more than happy to take the risk and anyone who says different is, imnsho, an utter coward.

    Now cue the ominous threat that cavemen with turbans and their nutty "rogue-state" friends will detonate a nuclear device in a large metropolitan area. If you're really that gullible and afraid, your problem is medication, not terrorists.

  106. Re:IDEs too? Oh yes, and what about OO Design? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except we don't have the death penalty in the UK

    No civilized country does. The US is in a pretty fun, little exclusive club there.

  107. Re:IDEs too? Oh yes, and what about OO Design? by remmelt · · Score: 1

    Analogy time.

    Arson is a crime and should be punished, demanding the public's attention and concern. So far we can agree. This law proposes matches to be banned, but not lighters. Both are "dual use" (who comes up with this shit) and one is made by basement hackers (the matches) while the other is made by sophisticated programmers (lighters).
    For a determined arsonist, how hard will it be to start a fire?
    And I'm ignoring the fact that with this internet thing here, the arsonist can start the fire from a far away place, where these laws don't have any impact.

    Still, crackers as well as arsonists are bad people who cause damage, so we need to do something about them. You were hinting at financial incentives, which is exactly where these laws should be pointing their arrows. It's also more feasible to do something about shady investors (or whatever) even if they are abroad. Let's say the cracker is Russian, how will this new law affect him? It won't.

    Then there's the economy of scale. Cracking causes "massive amounts" of damage. Spamming, yes. Cracking, I don't know. If a virus hits your big corp and takes out all the computers, that would cause damage. If we're saying copies that weren't bought by consumers because of serialzz, I call the RIAA defense (not every copied copy would be a bought copy).
    Still, there are more pressing matters to attend to. Healthcare, war on whatever, education, etc. These matters concern WAY more people more directly. Too bad these people aren't lobby groups or rich firms...

  108. Re:IDEs too? Oh yes, and what about OO Design? by remmelt · · Score: 1

    >They may be corrupted or arrogant, ignorant of tech issues, but not stupid.

    Doesn't that make it worse?

  109. Move tools to another country by mariuszbi · · Score: 1

    How about moving the "hacking" tools to a server in another country. As long there is country in this world that has different laws regarding security / encryption tools there will be services that allow hosting that tools there. Or if you can't find any services just do what any good black hat hacker does: do not keep compromising files on your machine, install rootkits or other stuff on remote compromised servers and carry your attacks from there.

  110. Re:IDEs too? Oh yes, and what about OO Design? by Colin+Smith · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Do you lock your car doors? Or do you leave them open with the keys in the ignition?

    Or maybe your logic just isn't. Perhaps you just don't know what logic is and mistook it for hyperbole instead.
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  111. certification does not imply competence by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    People who build buildings that kill people after an earthquake are perfectly certified engineers who have passed all their exams and satisfy all their conditions for certification.

  112. hacker is good, cracker is bad by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    Given that 'crackers' don't call themselves 'crackers' they call themselves 'hackers' and they call what they do 'hacking', the word has *CHANGED ITS MEANING*

    The word hacker is being abused by criminals who don't want to call themselves criminals, so we call them with the correct name for them: crackers.

    There's a difference in legitimate language change and language abuse.

    It is a great honour to be called a hacker and everyone should pursue such an honour.

  113. it's story time by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    Once upon a time there was an enchanted prince in his wonderful kingdom. Everyone trusted this prince, so nobody said anything when he proposed to enact a law forbidding free speech in order to catch criminals who used it for spreading lies about false stock investment opportunities. Every resident thought that since the prince is so good, even the most fascist law is assured to be used only for good in his hands.

    So, the law was enacted, the criminals were caught, and the prince kept his promise and remained a good ruler. He never misused the law. However, after many years, when the populace had come to see the law as a normal part of their lives and thought of it as a necessary instrument for a safe society, the country was invaded by a foreign army.

    The prince tried to defend his country and his populace, but the invaders won a decisive battle, sent the prince into exile, and decided to put their warlord in his post. The warlord checked the existing laws and decided that they perfectly suited his purposes. Most of the populace was still fighting the war against the invaders even after the defeat of the prince, so the warlord went to the capital city and announced himself as the new ruler and promised that he would keep all laws intact if the populace would accept him as the new legitimate ruler of the land.

    The populace at first was distrustful of the warlord, but slowly it started to think that since the prince was now gone there is no other choice, and since the warlord promises to not change any law then life could continue as normal. They believed that since both the prince and the warlord would follow exactly the same laws, the warlord would be effectively as good as the prince. So, the populace agreed to stop the war and accept the warlord as the new ruler.

    The warlord then started applying the law according to its letter and sent all political enemies and the most dangerous fighters into exile. The populace was too slow to take notice, because it was used to seeing the anti-freespeech law as an integral part of civil society under the prince's rule. The warlord quickly turned the kingdom into a slavery society, all thanks to the ready laws which he found when he took over the country. If he had to introduce the anti-freespeech laws himself, the populace wouldn't accept him, but with the laws of the previous legitimate government ready, his coup d' etat was able to conquer the land without much of the populace understanding what was going on.

    The warlord later died of cancer, and the prince returned to his land and freed the populace. He then promised the populace never to enact any anti-freedom law again, no matter how bad the criminal problem was, because as he said while he was known to use his laws for helping the society, future rulers of the land could use the same laws for harming the populace. He didn't want to give ready tools to future invaders or rulers, so he kept his promise and his kingdom was remained free for ever.

  114. victimless crime? by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    Supposedly laws exist to protect the victims. Who is the victim if a person has nmap in their PC and uses it for the right purposes? The victim is surely not a server operator, since the nmap user only uses nmap in their internal network. The victim is surely not the state, for the same reason. Who is the victim? There's no victim. Nobody is hurt if a kid carries a USB key with nmap in it and uses it only on computers they own. But if the law makes possession of such software illegal (and there are no safeguards against misuse - note that I haven't read the law), then if that kid gets caught they will have problems, even though they never created any problems to anyone. In cases where there is no victim, I cannot see why law should be involved. Laws prohibiting possession of anything open the road to misuse against unfortunate innocent people who may be doing their job, protecting their own computers, just playing, or merely downloading something for fun just out of curiosity. Not to say that now everyone is threatened by people who for any reason may want to destroy you by copying a "cracker tool" onto your hard disk while you aren't looking and then calling the police.

  115. Re:Outlaw politicans who make stupid laws about te by Marcion · · Score: 1

    Sure agreed, this is why it is good that Judges can overturn rubbish laws.

    I think the problem is partly caused by the rapid change in technology. There are some really smart older people into tech, but on the whole, those being born now are far more likely to understand technological issues than the older generations who sit in parliament and the higher ranks of the civil service. It takes time for this stuff to work its way through the population. Aeroplane regulation took a long of iterations before anyone could actually take off in country A and land in country B.

    I think it is also a problem when you have politicians who have never worked outside of politics. Those who have worked in industry before they enter politics know about how bad laws affected their business, so are more inclined to thread carefully and are more willing to listen to industry participants.

  116. Any solutions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is obvious that governments around the world are doing more and more stupid things, are becoming more and more authoritative, and are curtailing more and more of our freedoms. The drivers behind the governments are most of the times big corporations, that want to gain and legitimize more and more power. Politicians follow either because of ignorance and stupidity, or because of being directly or indirectly bribed.

    But there is nothing the public can do for that. As long as all votes are between 2-3 parties, and the "hot issues" are just a couple of things chosen by PR firms and "analyzed" in generic and emotional words, we can't react.

    The only solution I see is for the people to vote on specific *issues*, instead of parties and persons. But I can't see that happening :-(

    Does anyone has any ideas? Please people, lets do something because it is already getting too late.

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  117. open hardware for everyone! by cryptozoologist · · Score: 1

    so if one were to use a screwdriver to break into a computer case then the hardware store that sold (distributed) the screwdriver would be liable? this means that the uk has mandated open hardware!

  118. Re:IDEs too? Oh yes, and what about OO Design? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To freeze your credit, you need to write a letter (by certified mail usually) to each of the three agencies and provide a good deal of personally identifying information. More than your typical identity thief would have. (More info here: http://www.state.nj.us/dobi/division_consumers/finance/creditfreeze.htm )

    When you freeze your credit, you get a PIN number. To temporarily unfreeze your credit, you must provide the PIN number via overnight mail or "secure electronic mail" (from the link above, not sure what that is) and then wait 3 days for the lift to take effect.

    The 'bad guys' technically could keep tabs on you or phish you to such a degree that they could gain enough knowledge to freeze/unfreeze your credit without your knowing, but most identity thieves don't do that. Most just get a person's name, current address, SSN, and DOB, open a credit line in the victim's name, and max it out as much as possible before disappearing. It's kind of similar to how a firewall/router doesn't guarantee that your computer won't be hacked, but it does add significant security to your system and will prevent something like 90% of hack attempts.

  119. Two responses by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

    One light - You're afraid of pedos who fly planes?

    One odd and a tad more serious - If pedos needed a license to use the tools they need to get their fix (I don't really see that, but just sayin'), then I imagine training and certification courses would see a substantial influx of massively motivated students. I can't figure if that would be good or bad.

  120. Sincerity doesn't compensate for just being wrong by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

    ...Guns...don't really have any real use other than killing stuff.

    Winning Olympic medals doesn't count? Hunting doesn't count? Collecting them as art, records of mechanical achievement, and historical artifacts doesn't count?

    ...you don't use a handgun while hunting...

    Tell that to the tens of thousands of handgun hunters in the U.S.

    ...you don't need a fully automatic machine gun either.

    I don't need a car that goes over 70mph. I don't need more than 300 square feet in which to live. But I like having them and I don't hurt anyone with them. Legally-owned, full-auto weapons, in the U.S., are never used in crime. (OK, there have been, like, 3 instances in the last 50 years. Those are dismissible as statistical anomalies.) They are, however, a whole bunch of fun if you can afford to keep them fed. Google "Knob Creek Machine Gun Shoot", look at a few pictures and vids, read about the event, and then tell me, honestly, doesn't that look like fun? So what's wrong with some loud, harmless fun?

  121. Somehow this seems appropriate. by greyranger · · Score: 1
  122. Every O/S provider is in violation! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every O/S manufacturer and/or distributor is in violation of a law like this for the development and distribution of "hacking tools".

    Everyone provides "tcpdump".

  123. In other news... by BForrester · · Score: 1

    ...in a counterstroke of impracticality, hackers have moved to outlaw the UK.

  124. if you have the software foo to roll your own??? by museumpeace · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have a garage full of tools that could be used for burglary..and I do loan one now and then to my neighbors. The possession of tools that are exclusively used for harming or stealing is one thing but leaving it up to the imagination of law enforcement authorities to decide what is dual use is scary. But getting in trouble for distributing or just having tools points does not seem to cover those who know how to MAKE the tools. There is another analogy the I don't see addressed in this this UK "guidance": its illegal to carry an unlicensed or concealed handgun but nobody has any way to monitor or regulate the hands and feet of a highly trained martial arts master. So if I just happen to know how to code, basically from scratch, my own packet sniffers, key loggers, root kits, binary disk file editors, sneaky event handlers buried in image file formats etc etc and I hire myself out to random customers or employers, what can the authorities do?

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  125. Re:Please don't use my state as a paragon of freed by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

    Certifications provide a baseline clue as to whether or not your has proven at some point to meet certain minimum requirements of knowledge and/or skill.

    Were you born gullible or did you have a skepticion performed? Your theory is a great theory (it's the one promulgated by the certifier, so it's suspect for that reason alone) but it doesn't explain why doctors (certified by the government) need to pay malpractice insurance.

    Sorry about the gullible remark, but I just HAD to make up the word skepticion.
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  126. Re:IDEs too? Oh yes, and what about OO Design? by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

    Yes, I do wear body armour. I'm wearing some right now, in fact.

    I've got steel-toed boots that I wear at the shop. I also wear earplugs when I'm in there, and safety glasses when I'm looking at the machines or when I'm soldering.

    When I bike, I wear armoured gloves and a helmet.

    When I go diving, I wear the right gear and I bring a "buddyguard".

    You wear the right clothing for the right time. If I was walking around in a war zone, I'd wear body armour and have a lot of armed guards with me. If I was walking around with a gold brick in a bad neighbourhood, moving slowly (they're heavy)n and complaining, "this gold is sooooo heavy, ow, I can hardly move," then, yeah, I'd deserve to get beaten up.

    In other words, you have to prepare yourself for dangers, get ready ahead of time, and be alert. Take some personal responsibility for yourself.

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  127. Re:I cant believe this word "hacker" is misused he by shish · · Score: 1

    they call themselves 'hackers' and they call what they do 'hacking', the word has *CHANGED ITS MEANING*.

    By that standard, the thing which displays pictures is a "computer", the big box is the "hard drive" (aka "CPU"), and the blue e icon on the desktop is "the internet". If we let ignorance scramble the meanings of words, then what are we going to use when we want to mean something?

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  128. Forget IDEs, knowledge is dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    #!/bin/bash
    #DOS the Internet
    first=1;second=1;third=1;fourth=1
    while [ $first -lt 255 ]
    do
      while [ $second -lt 255 ]
      do
      while [ $third -lt 255 ]
      do
      while [ $fourth -lt 255 ]
      do
        (if [ -z "`ping -c1 $first.$second.$third.$fourth 2>/dev/null|grep '0 received'`" ]
          then
          counter=0
          while [ $counter -lt 5000 ]
            do
            (wget --deleteafter first.$second.$third.$fourth)&
            let counter++
            done
          fi)&
        let fourth++
      done
      let third++
      done
      let second++
      done
      let first++
    done
    (sleep 1;$0)&
    Slashdot is now distributing a hacking tool.

    Not terribly sophisticated, at least one intentional error, but then I really don't have any intention of creating a useful hacking tool.