Last Sky Commuter For Sale On eBay
DeltaV900 writes to alert us to an auction on eBay of the last Sky Commuter concept car. About 7 hours remain in the auction and the top bid at this writing is $55,100. The seller (with some help from posters in the auction forum) makes clear that the thing won't actually fly, and in fact never did. Other Sky Commuters may have hovered. This one traveled around to air shows and trade fairs.
He had to commute in this thing.
Well, step aside my friend
I've been doing it for years
I say, sit on down, open your eyes
And open up your ears
Say
Put a tree in your butt
Put a bumblebee in your butt
Put a clock in your butt
Put a big rock in your butt
Put some fleas in your butt
Start to sneeze in your butt
Put a tin can in your butt
Put a little tiny man in your butt
Put a light in your butt
Make it bright in your butt
Put a TV in your butt
Put me in your butt
Everybody say
I, hey, that's, man, I ain't putting no trees in nobody's butt,
no bees in nobody's butt, putting nothing--
You must be out your mind, man,
y'all get paid for doing this?
Cause y'all gotta get some kind of money
Cause this don't sound like the kind of--
I'd rather golf, to be perfectly honest,
than put somethin in somebody's butt
to be truthful
Well step aside my friend and let me
show you how you do it
When big bad E just rock rock to it
Put a metal case in your butt
Put her face in your butt
Put a frown in your butt
Put a clown in your butt
Sit on down in your butt
Put a boat in your butt
Put a moat in your butt
Put a mink coat in your butt
Put everything in your butt
Just start to sing about your butt
Feels real good
There's a lot of esoterica in my closets, to be sure--but who would want a failure like this? It'd be like driving a nail into your palm every time you saw it, because you would really, really like a real flying car.
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niggers still suck. fuck you.
way back to junior high school when he was hawking these things, then every year or three they'd pop up again, "the wave of the future" blah, blah, blah... I had a roommate that was gonzo over them when he first heard of the concept about 4 years ago. "Oh man, it's going to be so cool, you'll be able to fly to work." etc... He never quite got the reasoning of all the skeptics of the idea, like what happens when you run out of gas or have an accident in the air? Maybe we can finally put these disasters-in-the-making to rest, until the technology is available to make them something more than a stupid sci-fi pipe dream...
Too rich for my blood. Or any nigger's*.
* Oprah and Bill Gates excepted.
This is a neat concept car. Out of everything I've heard about, the most likely to actually make it to the market is the Terrafugia Transition, which is aimed at people who have both drivers' and pilots' licenses. Not VTOL, but more realistic too.
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Educational microcontroller kits for the digital generation.
Are there Sky Niggers involved?
Scary thought there, people, a damn scary thought. Almost L. Frank Baumesque.
I looked over the fleabay posting and can't find the VIN for the car. If someone found it could you PLEASE reply to this so I can do a quick carfax report?
Thanks
Grump
PS Does anyone have a carfax account to run the check for me?
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/. is no place for racist jerks.
If it were for sale there would be a 'Buy It Now' option. There is a difference. Or is it that no-one cares anymore?
NAACP leader says Ron Paul is not a racist.
Myth busted!
http://www.ronpaul2008.com/
I really think this belongs in a museum.
Will not buy again! Flying car did not fly as advertised! A--!
Where is $55,100? http://offer.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBids&item=220188946461/
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someone please edit the tag, it should read !transportation
we'll take it under advisement.
How we know is more important than what we know.
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mythbust that
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to the persistent whinge "where's my flying car?"
Answer: On eBay
Cryonics - Keep cool and carry on.
Yet another item from the bitter Jetson divorce.
Duke Nukem Forever is to Vapourware as Skycar is to......
I've calculated my velocity with such exquisite precision that I have no idea where I am.
You are confusing this with the Moller SkyCrap. This was closer to the real deal 18 years ago then Moller will ever be.
To Terminate, or not to Terminate, that's the question - SCSIROB
Ron Paul rants against blacks, gays and "Zionists" (wink wink) in a newsletter named after him
Ron Paul dines with the leader of the #1 internet hate site
Ron Paul poses with the leader of the #1 internet hate site in pictures
Ron Paul accepts $500 from the leader of the #1 internet hate site
Ron Paul is anti-Affirmative Action
Ron Paul wants to end welfare
Ron Paul is clearly a racist and his supporters are having a really hard time with this documented, undeniable fact.
...I'd have to say "you're a fucking idiot". Not because you are unintelligent, but because you obviously feel comfortable sprouting your misinformed opinions as gospel.
The pilots are very, very useful for when things go wrong.
Anyone who references "Air Crash Investigations" is a dolt. You may as well quote mythbusters.
RP poses for pictures with anyone who asks for one. That nazi isn't wearing a swastika in that shot, is he? I find it rather unlikely, to say the least, that the guy said "Hi, I'm a nazi, how about a picture?"
Somehow, I find this man rather more credible on the subject of Ron's attitude towards racism than Charles Johnson and everyone in his echo chamber.
Then of course, there is what the man says himself.
Not to mention the fact Ron has published hundreds of essays and speeches, none of which are consistent with the views expressed in some of those newsletters.
Now, the main thing that convinces me that the man isn't a racist, is the fact that he's the only candidate in either of the major parties who has committed to ending the single government policy that does the most damage to minorities in this country. That is, the War on Drugs, which is a very handy tool for any actual racists who want to lock up blacks, hispanics, or anyone else they find offensive.
-jcr
The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
LGF Lol. Get some real politics, Gumby. Fucking Nazis. Keep that shit off Slashdot.
Watch those same shows and see the ones where the pilots still managed to land the aircraft, like the one over Iraq that got shot at, or the several cases of where an airliner lost all engine power etc etc. Plenty of cases where real airmanship and seat of the pants flying were called for that could not be delivered by an auto-pilot or a button pusher.
Only a complete and utter moron looks at a routine job when everything is normal and judges how difficult a job is based on that. The entire point of using real humans with serious training as pilots is NOT for when everything is normal but for when the shit hits the fan and all of sudden an airline pilot you think is just a button pusher is in control of a giant glider.
An autopilot can take off, cruise and land, but it can't deal with an emergency and as was shown during an airshow in europe autopilots will happily try to land an airliner in a forest.
MMO Quests are like orgasms:
You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.
With modern computer control, it should be possible to stabilize a three-fan system like that. What I would wonder though, is how efficient it could be in forward flight, having very little in the way of effective wing area.
-jcr
The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
Hi, budgieton here, I was wondering:
/.ers prefer the kind of article I posted above to minicity? My mind boggles. If I posted a minicity link here, then people would all be chiming in with "WARNING MINICITY" etc etc
Why do
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Sounds like:
"He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air... Yes, birds too."
"...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
The guy who's selling it, Steven Stull, makes aircraft mock ups. See the pages here and here for a full size model of the Airwolf he build for a museum.
...in his newsletters, when he wasn't under media scrutiny and thought he could speak freely? You know, that stuff about blacks and gays?
Why won't he release back issues of his newsletter?
Because Ron Paul is a RACIST.
I can't wait to see widespread adoption of flying commuter vehicles. Then we'll get to see public buildings protected from suicide bombers not just by concrete walls or metal fences, but giant cages covering them completely. Or maybe they'll just install flak cannons.
Does it run linux? It must since it doesnt work.
I doubt that that is true. Surely Boeing own the "copyrights" to their research, and I wouldn't expect to see that kind of thing go on ebay.
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is it time to get real yet? A LOT of energy is being squandered in attempts to keep US in the dark. in the end (give or take a few 1000 years), the creators will prevail (world without end, etc...), as it has always been. the process of gaining yOUR release from the current hostage situation may not be what you might think it is. butt of course, most of US don't know, or care what a precarious/fatal situation we're in. for example; the insidious attempts by the felonious corepirate nazi execrable to block the suns' light, interfering with a requirement (sunlight) for us to stay healthy/alive. it's likely not good for yOUR health/memories 'else they'd be bragging about it? we're intending for the whoreabully deceptive (they'll do ANYTHING for a bit more monIE/power) felons to give up/fail even further, in attempting to control the 'weather', as well as a # of other things/events.
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the bleeding must be stopped before any healing can begin. jailing a couple of corepirate nazi hired goons would send a clear message to the rest of the world from US. any truthful look at the 'scorecard' would reveal that we are a society in decline/deep doo-doo, despite all of the scriptdead pr ?firm? generated drum beating & flag waving propaganda that we are constantly bombarded with. is it time to get real yet? please consider carefully ALL of yOUR other 'options'. the creators will prevail. as it has always been.
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I saw it on TV quite recently. It's from a specialist hovercraft builder in, I think, Illinois who builds small one man hovercraft. He has found that by fitting small wings, he can get ground effect lift (shouldn't that be water effect lift? Oh well) and fly over a lake at an altitude of a meter or so. Over 3 meters you apparently need a pilot's licence. It looks surprisingly similar to this skycar, except that it's red. And either it works or that was the most realistic bit of CGI I have ever seen. And I want one...but I'm 100% sure my wife wouldn't let me.
From scarped cliff or quarried stone she cries "A thousand types are gone, I care for nothing, no not one."
I don't understand who in Earth will want something like this http://www.spymac.com/details/?2331213
I was in 7th or 8th grade at the time and my dad had a subscription to Sport Aviation. I wrote and received the technical sales information. I always wondered what happened to this product and company. I still have those CAD drawings of the ducted fans and the views of the vehicle. Too bad they couldn't get more traction.
On the other hand, I look at the way people drive and shudder to think about any moron flying one of these things. It was an interesting concept, but I don't want my neighbor taking off first thing in the morning. I also don't want to worry about structural damage because the kids next door are playing football and manage to damage the body.
I'll never be as good as I want to be. I can only be as good as I am.
Sky Captain flew a custom P-40 modified by Dexter Dearborn.
-- Boycott Shell
Have you ever seen:
A car accident?
A broken-down car beside the road?
Aggressive driving?
Drunk driving?
Cars with the left blinker on endlessly?
Cars with broken head/tail lights?
Cars doing 60+ mph on the space-saver spare?
Now, can imagine all this happening even 20 feet in the air? Disaster.
The flying car already exists and it is called a helicopter. If you think you can fly a helicopter without weeks upon weeks of training, then go buy one and start commuting.
It sold for US $131,700.00
The auction ended with the price doubling in the last 20 minutes. It sold for $131,700.00
The Master (Angelo Rossitto) in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, "Not shit, energy!"
I don't know how many of you have a Master's or PhD in Computer Science, but the air traffic control problem is a NP-hard problem. Basically, this means that, in high population areas where you would have thousands of cars flying in all directions, there isn't a computer system in the world that could control all of those cars. Yes, there are solutions that would allow for quite a few cars at one time (SIMD machines with multi-dimensional memory, for example), but I do not beleive that there is a solution available that could be implemented without an absolutely insane cost that would accompany it. There are just too many varialbles ... and the more cars you add, the more likely that the system will not be able to handle the load, and you will suddenly have hundreds of mid-air collisions ...
:)
The bottom line: Flying cars for general public use is, as someone before me stated, a "scifi pipe dream".
Sorry folks, didn't mean to rain on your parade, but flying cars will NOT happen anytime soon.
Having everyone flying around in cars, computer driven or not, is a frightening idea!! People today can not handle two dimensions, how can we expect them to handle three dimensions??
For more information on NP-hard problems and the air traffic control problem, please consult google
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Firstly we have the g_r_a_d_u_a_l revelation that this thing is in fact not a flying car - but a brick.
Secondly he says that all of the other models, plans, prototypes, etc were destroyed but this one didn't happen to be there when the destroying happened (so what did the people who wanted to erase all knowledge of this thing think? "Oh well, we won't bother totally destroying that other one because it's not here right now - let's sell it to some random guy instead.")
Thirdly, he says it was built by a major aerospace company...yet it comes with all of the Intellectual Property rights. Eh? Since when did major aerospace sell IP rights along with a single prototype to a guy in a garage?
It really doesn't hang together to me.
nt
> You already know, because you have been told repeatedly, that he neither wrote nor edited the statements at issue
I'm not the poster of parent, but I note that he does NOT say that he didn't know about those statements. This is quite suspicious given that this newsletter was only posted when he was NOT in politics.
> He's no racist, and you are a witch-hunter.
I'd like to see something more concrete than an "I'm sorry I didn't edit the newsletter posted in my name for almost a decade, especially now that it's a political liability for me" before I'll be convinced of the first statement. Then again, there are better places to discuss that.
There are two fundamental problems with flying cars. First, reciprocating engines aren't quite powerful enough, and small turbojets cost too much. Second, they're unstable. Both problems could be solved, yielding an expensive but workable flying car.
The engine is the big problem. People have been trying to downsize jet engines for decades. Small ones can be built, but once you get below small bizjet size, they don't get much cheaper. That's why general aviation is still running on pistons. A flying car in the $2 million range is probably feasible, but the market is limited and the engineering costs are high.
Stability is partly a control system problem and partly an actuator problem. How do you exert attitude control in hover? Adjusting the fan speed of multiple fans is too slow. Adjusting blade pitch cyclically, like a helicopter, requires cramming all the machinery of a helicopter hub into each fan hub. VTOL jet fighters have been successful, sort of. The Harrier diverts about 10% of its jet thrust to attitude jets in hover, which yields quick control, but the Harrier has plenty of jet thrust to play with. The F-35 fighter has a steerable nozzle in the tail, a lift fan in the middle, slats under the fan, pitch nozzles in the wings, roll nozzles in the nose, doors to cover all this gear, and enough computer power to manage it. Even with all that, it's a marginal VTOL craft. The USSR tried several VTOL fighter designs over the years, but none of them worked very well. The Harrier variants are the only real success to date.
The Sky Commuter was an exercise in weight reduction; it weighs about 400 pounds. That's one approach, but it didn't work.
It's like, how could someone sell an OS that despite billions in R&D and years of patches would never do what it was intended to? What fool would buy such a thing? I feel sorry for anyone who would invest in such a company.
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Without reading up on this, I know that this thing must be inoperable (from a practicality standpoint), but still I wonder what kind of insurance policy the owner must put on this thing. Collectables/property insurance is my guess, but imagine how much it would cost if it were insured as an auto or a plane.
Oblig:
I hope Boeing provided a good warrenty for it!
I hadn't heard of the "Sky Commuter" before so I googled:
"sky commuter" Boeing
which returns 1,830 pages, most of which refer to the eBay auction. Other attempts to find out about this concept vehicle came to nothing.
Is this fake?
Also see the other post above about the seller building full size model aircraft for a living... seems a bit suspect to me.
Dan
It makes absolutely no sense from an efficiency standpoint. Most of the energy is used to create enough vertical thrust to hover. Very little energy is used to propel it in a horizontal direction. With all the focus on decreasing energy consumption I don't see this happening anytime soon.
There was another hybrid concept that used fans to generate lift until it gained enough forward velocity for the wings to generate lift. At this point you're flying a modified vertical take-off plane, and it still doesn't make any sense.
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2. ???
3. Profit!
You would need a sophisticated autopilot guidance system with traffic detection and a lot of computer control over the flight of the aircar. You would need to discourgage/disable manual control while in flight to keep all aircar traffic flowing in a predictable way/avoid having really nasty accidents because the little old lady piloting the purple air-car forgot her glasses at the bingo parlor... You need a system that would need to be proven to be safe and reliable for a long time before it gets adopted by the masses, and until a flying car can manage to fly after: 1) while commuting home one night, you manage to hit 7 out of 12 ducks flying south for the winter 2) you forget to check the lubrication levels in the right rear turbofan, in fact you should have gotten an oil change 2 1/2 months ago... 3) since you can't afford a new one right now, your exhaust system will just have to be held up by bailing wire and duct tape, hopefully the shearing forces of the wind won't rip it off 4) Microsoft Windows-Flying Car Edition crashes... at 9,000 feet....
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You'd think that would be obvious, but the cult-like mentality among Paul supporters makes it difficult to even get that point across.
Objectively it's quite ridiculous to expect anyone to accept Ron Paul's evasive and suspicious non-explanation at face value, but if one continues to question the aspects of his story which have not been rationally explained, one is labeled a "witch hunter" and called names by Ron Paul supporters unwilling and unable to defend the man on this issue.
It's too bad the libertarians are so convinced that Ron Paul is the only libertarian-leaning candidate that will ever have a shot at the Presidency that they're willing to ignore and compromise so much in order to support him.
cult-like mentality
Fuck you, too. I did my research, I read everything I could find on this matter, and I'm satisfied. For the record, I have a thirty+ year habit of telling racists where to go and how to get there, whether they're nazis like the stormfronters or the more subtle racists who promote racial discrimination under the name of "affirmative action."
-jcr
The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
Your opinion's untrustworthy, though. I was serious about the cult mentality comment. It wasn't an arbitrary insult.
Ask a Scientologist their opinion on authoritative hypnosis or Ron Hubbard being a documented swindler and they will make similar statements about "research to their satisfaction".
Your views and opinions led you to the point where you were completely hoodwinked by a stealth racist. If you've truly done your research on the sort of people that support Ron Paul and whom Ron Paul in turn has supported, you surely know that not all racists in the neo-Nazi movements are overt. Tom Metzger and several other top racists have actively encouraged racist skinheads to grow hair and wear suits to blend in.
Ron Paul is a sleeper agent, and you fell for it. Your pride is the only thing keeping you from facing facts. The rest of the world realizes what Ron Paul is now. Abre los ojos.
I was serious about the cult mentality comment. It wasn't an arbitrary insult.
The hell it wasn't.
Ask a Scientologist
Oh, now you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel. Keith Henson is a friend of mine, you slimy motherfucker.
-jcr
The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
I can see a not-too-distant future where we don't manually drive vehicles anyway, would be safer, with new technology autopiloted flying cars will most likely one day exist.