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Windows 7 To Be Released Next Year?

KrispySausage writes "A recently-released roadmap for the next major Window release — Windows 7 — indicates that Microsoft is planning to release the new operating system in the second half of 2009, rather than the anticipated release date of some time in 2010. This quickly-approaching release date would seem to be at least partially verified by news of a milestone build available for review by an anonymous third party." We've previously discussed the upcoming new OS version, as well as its danger to Vista.

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  1. Marketing Slogan by somersault · · Score: 4, Funny

    Windows 7 - because Vista sucked

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    1. Re:Marketing Slogan by rvw · · Score: 5, Funny

      Windows 7 - because Vista sucked 7 of 2009 says: Hasta la Vista!
    2. Re:Marketing Slogan by somersault · · Score: 2, Funny

      Then after Windows Altavista they can bring out Windows Google just so people know that people don't think it's less advanced!

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    3. Re:Marketing Slogan by TheHorse13 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey Charlie Brown, I *promise* I won't yank the football away *THIS* time.

  2. If I were Microsoft by vagabond_gr · · Score: 5, Funny

    given the delays of Vista I would schedule the next version for tomorrow, and hope to deliver some time in 2010.

  3. Re:windows7 by Jhon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Windows Vista is the new Windows ME.

    Maybe it's like Star Trek movies -- only the even numbered ones are good (in this case, odd numbers).

  4. Low memory requirements from ms... by hengdi · · Score: 5, Funny

    From TFA:

    "The system is very responsive, using barely 480MB of memory after boot."

    I've obviously been in *nix land for too long, I'm still of the impression that 256 Mb is pretty much all one needs for most tasks. Even EMACS!

    1. Re:Low memory requirements from ms... by Laughing+Pigeon · · Score: 2, Funny

      From TFA:

      "The system is very responsive, using barely 480MB of memory after boot."

      This still leaves 640-480=160 MB for Your applications. And when You use memmaker it might even be more, not even mentioning loading windows into Your UMB!

    2. Re:Low memory requirements from ms... by BoomerSooner · · Score: 4, Funny

      So long as you're running the same programs on it I don't see why it would be any less responsive. Just install DOS, VisiCalc, and your dot matrix printer, and ZOOM!

    3. Re:Low memory requirements from ms... by turgid · · Score: 2, Funny

      Back in the day (1988-1990) all of the groovy new RISC workstations (SPARC, MIPS, ARM) (and some non-RISC ones like Amiga and ST) used to ship with 4MB of RAM and 120MB hard disks for running their respective flavours of UNIX.

      That was proper multi-user, protected memory, networking and the X-Window system. And there was still enough RAM left over to run emacs.

      OK, the last bit was an exaggeration...

  5. Re:windows7 by eat+here_get+gas · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Maybe it's like Star Trek movies -- only the even numbered ones are good (in this case, odd numbers)."

    so it's not like Star Trek at all then?

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  6. Windows versioning by smittyoneeach · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm concerned about the return to numerical versioning.
    They went from 3.11, to year-based (98), to cheesy acronyms (ME), to acronyms containing the Mighty Letter "X" (XP), to the vaguely multi-cultural (Vista). Now they're going back to whole numbers. All the joy of 3.11, half the perfomance.
    They haven't really cribbed Apple's Roman Numeral approach, so let's work with that.
    Vista...VII-STA...VII: Something To Avoid.

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  7. Re:Vista's missing features by eshefer · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Microsoft says they learned from their mistakes"

    they always do. that's why they repeat them so well.

  8. Re:Vista a flop? by Fred_A · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, Vista is awesome. How can it be awesome when it hasn't even got a Fun Pack ?
    Every MS system had its Fun Pack with great games such as Tetris or Pong and fabulous screensavers like, uh, stuff in colours.

    Vista needs a Fun Pack to be awesome.
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  9. Re:windows7 by dugjohnson · · Score: 1, Funny

    I used and have a copy of Windows 1. It wasn't good either.

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  10. The movie version is much better by goombah99 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Windows 7 will remind us all of the movie Seven.

    We'll have

    glutinous Bloatware
    Sloth
    greedy pricing
    DRM lustfully controlling all media.
    Proud non-interoperability
    and mac -envy

    oh and you get the wrath, like in the movie ending where you find can't take back what is in "the box" because you opened the EULA.

    Balmer will play the Kevin Spacey role.

    personally I had to leave the theater.

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  11. They are just rounding up to "Version 7" by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 4, Funny

    It will really be version 6.66 - use at your own risk.

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  12. Re:I figured this would happen by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft may have blundered, but they're not dumb. Hey now buddy, I think you're giving them too much credit.

  13. Beware the bad tidings of Iron Maiden.... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 3, Funny
    From the song "Moonchild":

    Seven deadly sins Seven ways to Win(dows) Seven holy paths to hell And your trip begins

    Seven downward slopes Seven bloodied hopes Seven are your burning fires, Seven your desires...

    And not to mention the evil portent later on in the song of opening "the seventh seal" of the seventh iteration of your newly shrikwrapped Windows! Just hope they don't release it at 7:07 am on the 7th of July or we'll all be doomed!

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  14. Re:Such optimism? by PoliTech · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where is Microsoft's new platform now?

    What about SCO?

  15. Re:Vista's missing features by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 2, Funny

    By having a number of not-quite-ready or buggy features that just missed the integration window for inclusion in Vista, perhaps.


    As opposed to the not-quite-ready or buggy features that made the integration window for Vista.
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  16. Re:Why is it.... by MrNemesis · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's an easy one to explain, OSX was initially designed to be deliberately slow and they've just taken out increasing amounts of sleep() calls from the code with every major release so that they can claim they've magically made it faster.

    As further testament to the genius of Jobs, he then sold all the sleep()'s to the project lead for Vista under the guise of a "technology partnership" contract.

    ;)

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  17. Re:Vista's missing features by Zordak · · Score: 4, Funny

    My wife has it [Vista] on her new laptop. It replaced her Windows ME laptop. Now somebody remind me, what is the appropriate agency for reporting spousal abuse?
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  18. Re:windows7 by Poltras · · Score: 3, Funny

    if one is based on "even", and the other on "odd", how the fuck are they the same? since when does odd equal even? Yeah, the odds of it happening are not even...
  19. Re:windows7 by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

    So was Windows 2000.

    I'd say Windows releases are more like Batman movies, each ones sucks more than the one before until it gets "re-imagined" into a new series (Win2k), which starts the process over (XP, Vista).

    Or maybe like Bond movies, where they're all pretty much the same, only the plots get less believable and you're left longing for the "classic" Bond who didn't need insane gizmos to get the job done. Yes, I like that analogy better. Windows always struck me more like the Saw movies: you don't want anything to do with 'em but someone keeps making 'em. I also think that the best description of the Vista experience is torture porn, no fun for the victim, fun only for the person making the money off of it.
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  20. Re:windows7 by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 2, Funny

    > How the hell do you people even code? Spelling counts there too!

    Spel chekurz, preproseserz, leksicul anulizerz, an' sintaktik parserz.

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