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Do Not Call Registry Set to Become Permanent

coondoggie passed us a NetworkWorld article about an initiative by the Senate to transform the Do Not Call list into a permanent institution. Originally individuals on the list were to have their place on the list revoked; up to a third of the people who signed up might have fallen off the list by the Autumn without renewing legislation. A move by the Senate this past Wednesday will permanently prevent salesmen from calling those who have registered for the list. "Aside from what telemarketing junk the bill does prevent, experts note what may also be a big deal is a provision that is NOT in this bill and that is protection for those other annoying time wasters: political robo calls."

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  1. Finally.... by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My congresscritters are finally doing something I approve of!

    1. Re:Finally.... by gnick · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes - But good luck persuading your "congresscritters" to add "political robo calls" to the list.

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    2. Re:Finally.... by mrxak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I assume other non-profit organizations will also be let through too.

    3. Re:Finally.... by internetcommie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      After I put my number on the do-not-call list, I actually got more calls. Some of the callers even go out of their way to tell me that since they are politicians, charitable organizations or what have you, they are exempt. Some even before I say I don't want to be called. I'm guessing this means they are using the list as a calling list, assuming us who aren't wasting our money on telemarketing scams must have some left over for their good cause. I hang up just the same.

    4. Re:Finally.... by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes - But good luck persuading your "congresscritters" to add "political robo calls" to the list.

      You misread the summary. The previous version of the legislation authorizing the DNC registry provided an exemption for non-profits, political calls, and surveys. The new one does not, so in effect, by not providing that exemption in this version, they did add those calls to the list of banned solicitation.

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    5. Re:Finally.... by reddburn · · Score: 5, Informative

      I worked at one of these places for a week (I had to leave before I killed myself), and actually, they get your name from public records and donor lists. If you've donated to a political campaign online, signed a petition, joined an e-mail list, even visited a political website with the right cookies (the first sophisticated tracking cookies were - according to R.N. Howard in New Media Campaigns - used by the RNC website in the 90s) in the past 9 years, your contact info is automatically added to that party's, candidate's, organization's (the RCCC, DCCC, moveon.org) list of people to harass on the phone.

      If you tell them no, if you tell them anything *other* than to specifically "Remove me from your list," ("don't call again" doesn't work) they can legally call back in 90 days (6 mos. if you donate, and then they ask for 2x what you gave before as the start). Worse: you have to be the individual they're calling. If it's a spouse, the autodialer will call back the next day. The organization you donate to is paying these companies by the call, and the company also gets a percentage (right off the top) of your donation. Someone donates $50, the organization ends up with about $35 after all is said and done.

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    6. Re:Finally.... by skuzzlebutt · · Score: 1

      What is their policy if you are extraordinarily rude? I've heard collectors and telemarketers will remove you by default, not sure about campaigners/pollsters.

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    7. Re:Finally.... by reub2000 · · Score: 1

      Then you get marked down as a non-supporter. No reason to waste time calling someone who you know isn't a supporter again.

    8. Re:Finally.... by Hawkeye05 · · Score: 1

      You Forgot the "'s and the /sarcasm.

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    9. Re:Finally.... by Arcane_Rhino · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. I am sure it was just an oversight. Your feet should be warming up in no time.

    10. Re:Finally.... by psychicsword · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am going to guess that someone got a hold of every senator and congressman's phone number and created a survey to call them during dinner and to simply ask "Do calls during dinner annoy you?"...

      Family Feud host:"and the survey says [ding ding ding] 100% said yes!"

    11. Re:Finally.... by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      But your last vote and your taxes count as a pre-existing relationship, so they can call you..... /kidding

    12. Re:Finally.... by zolaar · · Score: 1

      Since the bill explicitly states it is an ammendment to the original Do-Not-Call Implementation Act and does not explicitly state that it wholly replaces the original, you can't infer that it does so.

      Well, I suppose you could infer it, but don't be surprised when the federal judge doesn't. Sorry.

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    13. Re:Finally.... by reddburn · · Score: 1

      Then you get marked down as a non-supporter. No reason to waste time calling someone who you know isn't a supporter again. Bull. Are you management for Integral Resources or one of those asshat companies?
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    14. Re:Finally.... by reub2000 · · Score: 1

      Nah. A former volunteer with the Ron Paul campaign.

    15. Re:Finally.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Collectors actually remove you by law. If you formally state that you wish them to cease and decist communications, it's likely that they should. The FDCPA isn't entirely clear on whether or not they need it in writing, last I checked, which has been awhile, but any sane company will stop the calls either way.

    16. Re:Finally.... by SilverPDA · · Score: 1

      Telephone marketers should have to register their call numbers on a country wide web data base so called parties can identify who called without having to answer the phone. This would also be a good place to record complaints against these people so they can be investigated by the authorities. Even though on the don't call list I get constant calls from the same 800 numbers. I for one would like to be able to identify them so I can take action against their harassment. One number I've recorded has called dozens of times.

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    17. Re:Finally.... by tm2b · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't hold your breath. The First Amendment issues are much stickier around non-commercial speech, especially political speech.

      No, I don't happen to believe that they apply to people using my own equipment and my own paid service to harass me either, but those arguments can and will be made.

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    18. Re:Finally.... by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Some of the callers even go out of their way to tell me that since they are politicians, charitable organizations or what have you, they are exempt. just the people I DON'T want calling me.

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    19. Re:Finally.... by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      yeah, i had that problem. i would get calls at like 8:30 at night or on sundays (times when i thought they weren't allowed to call) and the bitch on the phone smuggly said that she was allowed to call even after i mentioned i was on the do not call list. i told her to fuck off. the calls i hate the most are from joey zamboni from the fraternal order of police (i live in a very italian area) telling me about how they can't afford things like allowing their kids to play little league. i have just taken to hanging up on those guys now. i also get a lot of calls that are obviously dialed by a machine and the person who is supposed to be there takes 3 seconds to say something. instead of staying on the line, if i don't get an immediate response after i answer, i just hang up. my fiancee thinks i'm crazy, but if they really cared about talking to me, they'd dial the number themselves.

      seriously though, i don't think it's a free speech issue if the do not call list prevents charities, surveys, and political calls. perhaps the do not call list should give you a list of types of calls that you can opt out of.

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    20. Re:Finally.... by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      As far as I understand, an individual must make a positive effort to block these calls by signing up for the "Do Not Call" list.

      I did not realize that the First Amendment required me to listen to speech that I did not want to hear, even political speech. Hm. Maybe I should go read it again. The government in this case is acting at the behest of the individual that the caller wishes to reach. As was probably said before - "you may have the right to speak, but you do not have the right to make me listen..."

    21. Re:Finally.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      (I had to leave before I killed myself)

      That's very conscientious of you. A lot of people just kill themselves in the middle of the working week without adequate notice and don't care about the problems it causes for their employer.
    22. Re:Finally.... by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      cut and paste from the code itself
      "(c) No person or entity shall initiate any telephone solicitation,
      as defined in paragraph (f)(12) of this section, to:
              (1) Any residential telephone subscriber before the hour of 8 a.m.
      or after 9 p.m. (local time at the called party's location), or"

      8:30pm flies since its before 9:00pm (oh http://a257.g.akamaitech.net/7/257/2422/16nov20071500/edocket.access.gpo.gov/cfr_2007/octqtr/47cfr64.1200.htm is the full text)

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    23. Re:Finally.... by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      No, but unless I misread the article, it pretty much says what I said, so I'm not inferring anything, per se. The author of the article might be, though; I have no way to know either way....

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  2. How about a do not mail list? by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can just hang up on a phone call. I find junk mail to be far more annoying & damaging to the environment.

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    1. Re:How about a do not mail list? by milsoRgen · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can just hang up on a phone call.
      Or not answer it all... I realized long ago just because some contraption starts making noise, nothing is forcing me to address it. Same with the front door and annoying friends, just because they can make some noise by hitting their meat clubs against some wood, doesn't mean I'm forced to get out of my E-Z chair...
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    2. Re:How about a do not mail list? by Bryansix · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree. You have to actually pay to get off of some mailing lists now. The law should allow a single repository where you can request to not get any junk mail except from companies you already are doing business with and even then only when you opt-in. And no, affiliates of businesses you do business with DON'T count.

    3. Re:How about a do not mail list? by markdavis · · Score: 1

      I find unsolicited phone calls *FAR* more annoying that any other type of junk communication. It forces me to take action- to look, or to shut the phone up from reminding me of a missed call or junk voicemail. Junk Email doesn't do that. Junk Snailmail doesn't do that.

      I think all such calls should be illegal as an invasion of privacy. Robot or human. And enforcement should be swift and severe.... set up a system where you can dial a special number and it automatically reports the last call you got as an illegal junk call.

      And while on the topic, I wonder if putting you number on such a list does nothing but GUARANTEE junk calls by less-reputable places who just take the do not call list as a wonderful, free list of phone numbers?

    4. Re:How about a do not mail list? by CallFinalClass · · Score: 1

      Yes, there's an opt-out list, yes it's effective but not 100%, no you don't have to pay to get on it.

    5. Re:How about a do not mail list? by BigJClark · · Score: 2, Interesting


      I went one further.

      I received a call from a politician running for mayor or some jazz, an automated type. I patiently listened to this spiel, did a google lookup for his business number, called him and left HIM a message stating:

      "Dear Sir, I have called to inform you that I am not voting for you, not because of your stand on certain positions, but because you have resorted to an automatic phone dialer. I will also recommend my friends, acquaintances, and co-workers do the same. Good day."

      Special note: I would not do it for any other sales pitch, as then they would know "I was there".

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    6. Re:How about a do not mail list? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well got a link, I mean you can't tell us there is one without a link

    7. Re:How about a do not mail list? by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      The mailing list I'm talking about you do have to pay if you mail in the form. Online is free but you have to provide a credit card number for verification. https://www.dmachoice.org/MPS/mps_consumer_description.php

    8. Re:How about a do not mail list? by Safety+Cap · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or not answer it all...

      Exactly. We have trained all of our family, friends, etc., to start talking when the answering machine engages.

      We do not answer the phone at all before this unless we're expecting a call at a specific time. We may pick up the phone if we want to talk at that time; otherwise we'll call 'em back.

      When we lived in a newly-built house, we were always getting the little entrepreneurs (selling gas logs, house numbers painted on the curb, front yard gas lamps, etc.) banging on the door or ringing the doorbell in the middle of the day. Those would go unanswered, too.

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    9. Re:How about a do not mail list? by gotzero · · Score: 1

      I wish the list would include political candidates. There should also be a far easier way to turn people in who are violating. I would be happy to turn in specific parts of my logs to get the calls to stop for good. The mail is annoying too, and I hate the wasted paper,but at least it all comes at once. Plus, whenever I have people over and just completely ignore the phone, it usually inspires at least one, "well, aren't you going to answer it?". The "no" reply is usually taken with offense, even if I mention that I always take calls on the numbers they use to get to me...

    10. Re:How about a do not mail list? by Sabz5150 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I realized long ago just because some contraption starts making noise, nothing is forcing me to address it. Get married. Watch that change.
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    11. Re:How about a do not mail list? by thePsychologist · · Score: 1

      Put up a sign on your door - "no flyers or pennysavers".

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    12. Re:How about a do not mail list? by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      The stupid part is what on earth makes these idiots think that by annoying me I'll want to go vote for them?

      I mean it's pointless to even try to talk to anyone that's made up their minds already. So what you have left is people who are borderline between two candidates. One of the two annoyingly robo-calls the voter. Voter gets annoyed, votes for the other candidate...

      I'd be willing to bet many more are turned away than persuaded to vote for the candidate that annoyed them.

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    13. Re:How about a do not mail list? by vux984 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It forces me to take action- to look, or to shut the phone up from reminding me of a missed call or junk voicemail.

      No. That's your crappy ass phone.

      It *should* feature call management features to allow you to do stuff like:

      I only want the missed call notifier to beep if:
        a) its my wife or immediate family
        b) the emergency number from the alarm company
        c) its someone in my address book between 9 and 5
        d) unless its -that guy- in which case don't ever beep. Hell don't even ring.
      otherwise, if I miss the call, don't beep, ill see the notification when i check the phone.

      Me, I want the missed call beeps during the day. But after 5pm, no. After midnight... HELL NO.

      Similiarly I should be able to set ring rules in the same way.

      Why don't we have features like this? I can say that my Primus VOIP service actually does... but why not my cellphone? My only theory is that the network desperately wants me to use my phone... although since I have unlimited incoming calls on my package, really, better screening would save them money. Not me.

      Instead what do we get? The ability to assign different ring tones (purchased at $3+/each) to different contacts. Hurrah. Just another indicator of how fucked up it is to have the device provided by the network.

      Its always: "What can the phone do to make you consume more services?" Instead of "What does the consumer actually want?"

    14. Re:How about a do not mail list? by rewinn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Some have claimed that at least some robo calls are specifically designed to discourage you from voting, either by annoying you or by giving misleading conversation.

    15. Re:How about a do not mail list? by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      and have crap recorded in my voicemail? no thanks. we need call management, ability to block numbers and caller id with wildcards. I'm paying for service, not a conduit for any asshole on the planet to bother me.

    16. Re:How about a do not mail list? by Deanalator · · Score: 1

      Funny, this article just reminded me to sign up for the do not mail list. You can find it here.
      https://www.dmachoice.org/MPS/mps_consumer_description.php

    17. Re:How about a do not mail list? by vtscott · · Score: 2, Informative
      The junkmail thing is definitely a pet peeve of mine, and it bothers me more than the telemarketing as well. At the last place I lived, we got junkmail from comcast about their internet service and comcast didn't even service our apartment complex. WTF? Where I live now I can't even remember the last day I went to the mailbox and there wasn't junk there. We recycle what we can, but I can't imagine how many trees die to bring us pizza coupons. And those trees would come in handy to offset the carbon emissions created when carting around that extra mail in the back of a mail truck... From wikipedia:

      * Each year, 100 million trees are used to produce junk mail. * 250,000 homes could be heated with one day's supply of junk mail. * Americans receive almost 4 million tons of junk mail every year. [3] * The yearly production and disposal of junk mail consumes more energy than 2.8 million cars.


      But it's big business for the postal service, which is why it stays. Again from wikipedia:

      In the United States, the United States Postal Service maintains that direct marketers pay the majority of the costs of mail. Bulk mail thereby subsidizes low cost stamps for letter, magazine, and book mailing.


      So the difference is that telemarketers aren't as lucrative for phone companies as spammers are for the postal service. Which is why it's much harder to stop the junkmail.

    18. Re:How about a do not mail list? by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      For the first time in my life I actually understand what answering machines are really for.

      In my country, practically no-one uses them, and if anybody has one, most people just hang up when it answers the call anyway.

      On the other hand, spam calls aren't nearly as prevalent here...

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    19. Re:How about a do not mail list? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Start here for options to opt out of some junk mail offers (USA link)

      http://www.ftc.gov/bcp/conline/pubs/credit/prescreen.shtm

    20. Re:How about a do not mail list? by skuzzlebutt · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      ...and me, fresh out of mod points.

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    21. Re:How about a do not mail list? by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      What I want to know is how to stop the DIRECT junk mail. Not the stuff that's addressed and automated. But every town I've lived in has gotten coupons/ads direct to your mailbox from Kroger and some other local places. There is no address. And they stuff it in EVERYONE's mailbox.

      I even had an issue with the PO 'canceling' my mail in my apartment because I didn't check it for a few weeks (because I knew I wasn't getting anything) and it got stuffed with those mailers so they assumed I moved out.

    22. Re:How about a do not mail list? by reub2000 · · Score: 1

      Actually the point of calling is to find your supporters so that you can later remind them to vote.

    23. Re:How about a do not mail list? by roguetrick · · Score: 1

      Right, so when your friends do the same what happens? They call you, leave a message, you call them back, leave a message?

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    24. Re:How about a do not mail list? by Original+Replica · · Score: 0, Redundant
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    25. Re:How about a do not mail list? by Plutonite · · Score: 1

      Mail is much more fun in poetic-justice terms. You can reply to the credit card offers by putting the pizza ads in their envelope, and vice versa, then send them back. It's all prepaid! I love America.

    26. Re:How about a do not mail list? by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be more effective and efficient to just get a lobotomy and be done with it?

    27. Re:How about a do not mail list? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't even have to go that far. Go find some friends, get a job, or get a girlfriend. Any of those should change that habit.

    28. Re:How about a do not mail list? by TheGoodSteven · · Score: 1

      I have started opening all junk mail and putting everything into the business reply envelope, never filled out of course. Since the company has to pay to receive their garbage back, your junk mail will decrease noticeably. If that doesn't work, throw in some other goodies into the envelope; an apple slice, some used tissues, a hefty amount of printer toner, you get the idea. I still get some junk mail from a couple of credit card companies, but nowhere near what I used to receive.

    29. Re:How about a do not mail list? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You listen to their voice and see if it is someone you know, and then answer before they ring off?

    30. Re:How about a do not mail list? by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      I can just hang up on a phone call. I find junk mail to be far more annoying & damaging to the environment.
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    31. Re:How about a do not mail list? by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 1

      Get married. Watch that change.

      Wait... You're on slashdot and you have one of those females?

      Whoa... what's that like?

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    32. Re:How about a do not mail list? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always look out the window before answering unexpected nocks. Frequently the solicitor will see me looking at them, and stand there for quite some time expecting the door to be answered. At first, this would drive my wife nuts - thinking it was very rude. Maybe so, but I think less rude then pestering folks at their homes uninvited.

    33. Re:How about a do not mail list? by bmwm3nut · · Score: 1

      I can just hang up on a phone call. I find junk mail to be far more annoying & damaging to the environment.

      I'm not joking, but I can heat my house 3-4 days of the week on junk mail. I just moved to a house in the Colorado mountains and I have a now wood stove. I get so much junk mail (probably a lot is due to me just moving in and it's lot of "welcome to the neighborhood..." stuff. But in any given week, I get enough mail in 2 days to heat my house for an entire day. It sure has reduced my heating bill :)

    34. Re:How about a do not mail list? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take a 1 second clip of silence, and use that as the not in my address book ring tone. It is how i worked around that 'feature' on my phone. It only has options for selecting a ring tone per incoming number and selecting a ring for those not in my address book.

    35. Re:How about a do not mail list? by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's actually pretty clever. But the issue, for me at least, is that I only don't want it to ring for people not in my address book -after hours-, (and I don't want to have to change ring tones manually every morning and evening.)

      Its a simple feature. It boggles my mind it hasn't been implemented yet. If phones were an open platform it would have been. This is an itch someone would have scratched by now and written the code for... perhaps even me.

    36. Re:How about a do not mail list? by mrv20 · · Score: 1

      That idea always tickled me, as did the idea of taping the prepaid envelopes to bricks and posting them.

      http://www.bash.org/?127039 for another good one.

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  3. Does it matter? by overshoot · · Score: 2, Informative
    The telemarketers have had the time now to engineer systems around the loopholes built into the law, so that we're pretty much back where we were before.

    Don't think so? How many prosecutions have there been under the law in the last year?

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    1. Re:Does it matter? by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I usually get a handful of marketing calls on my cell phone every day. They come from telemarketers who are generally outside the USA using VOIP and whatever caller-id they want. They are practically immune to the do not call list.

      It got so bad I started using google's Grandcentral to screen all calls - now if the caller-id doesn't say it is my GrandCentral number calling, I refuse to answer the phone. And if it is GC, they have to verbally identify themselves before I accept the call.

    2. Re:Does it matter? by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      How do you set up this Grandcentral thing? I looked up some info but blah blah private beta etc....sounds pretty awesome, overall.

    3. Re:Does it matter? by Veinor · · Score: 1

      The telemarketers have had the time now to engineer systems around the loopholes built into the law, so that we're pretty much back where we were before.



      Don't think so? How many prosecutions have there been under the law in the last year?

      And how many telemarketing calls have been made, compared with before the law was passed? You can't prosecute something that doesn't happen.
    4. Re:Does it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The telemarketers have had the time now to engineer systems around the loopholes built into the law, so that we're pretty much back where we were before. Don't think so? How many prosecutions have there been under the law in the last year?
      Right, just like those segregation laws have failed. After all, how many segregation cases have we seen in the last year?
    5. Re:Does it matter? by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      My telemarketing calls went from 1-3/day before I registered on the list, to about 0.05 - 0.1 per day now. I might get a survey call every few weeks.
      Just my two cents.

    6. Re:Does it matter? by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      Needs an 'invite' from a current user.
      Hang out on the begging for coupons forum on fatwallet.com and you should be able to get yourself an invite.

    7. Re:Does it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is interesting. Since my wife and I gave up a land line and started using only cell phones we haven't received a single telemarketing call and we put our numbers in all the forms we fill out that require them.

  4. Ehh by Eric(b0mb)Dennis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How about no robo-calls PERIOD?

    Do you know they leave messags on your answering machine now?

    I was sitting here, minding my own business.. phone rings, 1-800 number..no way i'm picking that up.

    So my machine gets it, to my horrow i suddenly hear a text-book RADIO AD blaring through my answeing machine!

    HI THIS IS GOTTSCHALKS BLQAGH BLAH BLAH in my own #($&*%& house, an ad! NO TV, NO RADIO!

    I immediately threw my empty beer bottle at the blast machine, I'm getting answering service through the phone company now!

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    1. Re:Ehh by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      If you're on the Do-Not-Call list, and this was a commercial, then it's illegal, and Gottschalks whatever can be prosecuted.

      On the other hand, if that's some guy running for mayor, that's arguably protected under the First Amendment. That's probably why political calls got left out of the bill.

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    2. Re:Ehh by longacre · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How about no robo-calls PERIOD?

      Why do you hate freedom?

    3. Re:Ehh by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but what can you really do about it. They probably forged the Caller-ID anyway. There's no way of knowing who actually called. Good luck calling your phone company and getting them to trace it. They have better things to do with their time.

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    4. Re:Ehh by garcia · · Score: 1

      Why do you hate freedom?

      I hate being called by the Salvation Army at 12:30 PM on a vacation day to listen to back-to-back identical messages (I suppose one is in case your answering machine picked up) about a new drop-off center in Burnsville, MN. I gave money every year but that stops as of Tuesday afternoon because they are using it to flood me with phone spam. Fuck em.

      Then, I hang up from that, mildly annoyed and the phone rings again. Figuring I can't be getting back-to-back douchebag calls, I pick it up to get a message that I should hit "1" to leave a message for the carpet cleaning fuckers. They hide their number, name, etc so I can't even file a formal complaint. I whistle into the message and tell them to fuck themselves with a rusty iron pipe. Even that didn't make me feel better :(

    5. Re:Ehh by Eric(b0mb)Dennis · · Score: 1

      Yeah exactly.

      I mean, the amount of time it would take me to do anything about it (and I am on the Do Not call list) is worth more to me than the simple satisfaction of sticking it to one company.

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    6. Re:Ehh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They probably forged the Caller-ID anyway."

      Exactly. "What? No way. That must have been somebody else trying to lower our A+++ reputation!"

      (CAPTCHA: parasite)

    7. Re:Ehh by tknd · · Score: 1

      I wish there was something like spam filters or adblock for telephones and snail mail but unfortunately that doesn't seem to be the case or will be for quite a while.

      So I think the only way is to take things into your own hands and come up with a clever or "home" solution. For example many support desks put you through an automated system or if you call a company an employee might have an extension. Well why not make your own little home automated telephone system that would require say a special key combination before your home phone actually rings? Otherwise it would just push you through to the voice mail. So now when you tell your buddies your home number, you give them the phone number and a special extension to dial to bypass the automated system.

      Snail mail is much trickier. I've thought about opening a PO Box to route all legitimate mail to but even then people still send you junk somehow. So the only solution I could come up with is putting down a fake name like "Joe Mama" anytime you are forced to write down your address to a non-critical service. Now when the junk comes in and says "Joe Mama" it immediately goes to the trash, no need to open it.

    8. Re:Ehh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, if that's some guy running for mayor, that's arguably protected under the First Amendment. That's probably why political calls got left out of the bill.
      "Your right to swing your fist, ends where my nose begins." The same goes for you wagging your tongue, past a certain point it becomes disturbing the peace. When it passes my door, even if via the phone, then it is trepass if it/you are unwelcome there and breaking and entering if you attempt to stay when told to leave and you were inside without invite to start with. Many cities already had laws forbidding door to door sells without a license if they permitted it at all, telemarketing is just a dodge for that and should have been banned altogether years ago just on the basis they can't see your "No Trepass" or "No Solicitors" signs on your property over the telephone.

      Politicians and other supposedly not for profit organizations are still telemarters when they call to ask for money or votes, same goes for asking for your opinion which is generally just a way of biasing your opinion by the choice of questions and their wording. These are often even lower life forms then the sales companies, but that shouldn't give them the right to crawl under existing laws to exploit their lowly forms.

      If the very first telemarketer had been charged and successfully prosecuted for trepass, then we wouldn't be having this conversation today. My phone number maybe publicly known, but it is still on my property that has a publicly known address that I can refuse entry to. Businesses, politicians, etc should have already came to the conclusion that walking through my door, sitting down at my dinner table and blathering away while not having been invited to do so is going to be unwelcome by the vast majority of people and really should be able to be prosecuted under existing trespass laws.
    9. Re:Ehh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "if that's some guy running for mayor, that's arguably protected under the First Amendment."

      Bullshit. Your right to free speech ends at my front door. The first amendment was never intended to give people the right to intrude your home and give you a sales pitch, commercial speech is regulated more strictly.

    10. Re:Ehh by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      If my bank detects what it thinks is fraudulent activity on my account, I get a robo-call *immediately*, where I can quickly indicate whether the transaction was legit, or wait to be connected to a real person who can resolve the situation.

      This seems like a pretty appropriate use of robo-calls.

      On the other hand, I'd *LOVE* to ban hold queues in excess of 10 minutes for customer/technical support lines in favor of callbacks, or to set penalties for companies with absolutely abysmal customer service.

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  5. Autum? by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 0

    Been awhile since I've heard that word. I forget, is it the transition from summer to fall or just a synonym for fall? Either way, I hope the list does become permanent and remain outraged that the politicians still give themselves the exemption.

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    1. Re:Autum? by wcrowe · · Score: 0, Troll

      Autum isn't a word, but Autumn is the same as Fall.

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    2. Re:Autum? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Autumn = fall. No clue what Autum is...

    3. Re:Autum? by clarkkent09 · · Score: 1

      Its actually Autumn and its what that insignificant (since they are not American) huge majority of English speakers in the world call Fall.

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    4. Re:Autum? by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 1

      Oops... *hehe* Lousy handwriting recognition software. I was too distracted by bigger foul-ups.

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    5. Re:Autum? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice troll, man. Is it fun being a prejudiced clown?

  6. I'm utterly suprised by kellyb9 · · Score: 1

    I'm suprised they had the opportunity to FIT this in between steroids in baseball and cheating in the NFL. Wow. I'm still going to try to vote every one of them out, but when I do it, I imagine I might do it with a little less malice.

  7. The problem with an opt out list... by Rix · · Score: 1

    Is that telemarketers outside its jurisdiction have no obligation to honour it, but they can access it and use it to seed their auto dialers.

    Why not simply require telcos to ask their customers whether or not they want to be on an opt in list when setting up a new account?

    1. Re:The problem with an opt out list... by DataBroker · · Score: 1

      Why not simply require telcos to ask their customers whether or not they want to be on an opt in list when setting up a new account?
      The telcos have contributed to their pet politicians' accounts more than you have; and the telcos want to be able to sell you an unlisted number.
  8. Isn't stopping all calls by ktappe · · Score: 1

    For the past half year, I've been getting calls "For any credit card holder with outstanding balances, press 9 for more information." So once I pressed 9 to tell the person they were breaking the law by calling me. The lady on the other end denied that their activities were illegal because I agreed to the call by pressing 9. Seems like circular logic to me, but they keep calling.

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    1. Re:Isn't stopping all calls by DanQuixote · · Score: 5, Interesting


      Here is an effective (though laborious) way to deal with that.

      1. Register on National Do-Not-Call list.
      2. Wait 3 month beginning period.
      3. Get caller ID.
      4. Wait for another call.
      5. Be pleasant to the person, if you can order something cheap, say $10, do it.
      6. Get their address and phone number as you place the order.
      7. Photograph the Caller ID display as evidence.
      8. Take good notes including date, time, person talked to, company name, as more evidence.
      9. Copy the bill you receive for $10 as conclusive evidence of marketing intent.
      10. Go to your county courthouse, lodge a small claim for $500 for a telemarketing violation.
      11. Send them proper notice they are being sued.
      12. Since they are often out of state, they won't show and you get default judgment.
      13. If they do show, you have proof of listing, notice, call, and call purpose.
      14. For bonus dollars, ($500 per item) look into whether they have, train to, practice and publish upon demand the required company calling policies.
      15. Profit!!!

      I've tried it, it works.

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    2. Re:Isn't stopping all calls by SEAL · · Score: 1

      Or you can call your phone company and report that number as a nuisance caller. They will block it for you in most cases.

      Verizon was surprisingly helpful when I had this problem awhile back. In my case, some company's fax machine was calling my voice number multiple times per day... talk about annoying.

    3. Re:Isn't stopping all calls by KKlaus · · Score: 1

      Actually ordering something is important for another reason. Whereas you can hide from me, you can't hide from American Express. If they won't give you their address over the phone (or not a real one - they're aware they're breaking the law), buying something from them with a CC is a surefire way to find out where their money is kept, which ensures that you can get money from them after a successful suit.

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  9. Caller ID is your friend by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Caller ID along with an answering machine is a great combination. My home phone/answering machin also lets me set up custom ring tones for numbers in its address list. If a family member of friend calls I hear one type of ring so I always answer it. If the Caller ID says something like "blocked" or "unknown" or shows a phone number like 000-000-0000 then I just let my answering machine pick it up. It sure saves me a lot of hassle.

    1. Re:Caller ID is your friend by DanQuixote · · Score: 1


      That's a sweet machine! What's the make and model?

      Or did you go for extra geek points and build your own out of an old desktop?

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    2. Re:Caller ID is your friend by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 1

      It's a Motorola 5.8 GHz phone system. I believe this is the base station. I also have a couple remotes around the house.

  10. Welcome to 2008? by Itninja · · Score: 0, Redundant

    In this amazing future there is a thing called Caller ID. I use it to see who is calling me before I answer the phone. When is says 'unavailable' or 'anonymous' I just ignore it. Sure I waste precious seconds looking to see the name, but I think I can handle it.

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  11. A real solution by Message · · Score: 1

    How about we have a real solution and make it illegal to solicit people at all. Why should I have to sign up for a special list so that someone I don't know can call me on a service I pay for about something I care nothing about. And while we are at it, include the charity folks in there, if I want to donate, I'll find you.

  12. Next step by clarkkent09 · · Score: 1

    Now what we need is Do Not Mail Registry (anybody knows a good reason why this doesn't exist already?) and Do Not Email Registry (a bit harder to enforce :)

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  13. A better solution... by mangu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Or not answer it all...

    I answer the phone and tell them "yes, just hold on a second". Then I leave the phone on the table, wondering how long will it take them to hang up this time.
    1. Re:A better solution... by milsoRgen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thats a good idea, sometimes when I'm feeling froggy I'll answer 'em and say the most disturbing things that can come to mind... Some hang up, but every once in a while someone will just try and play it off and continue the discourse... F'ing hilarious.

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    2. Re:A better solution... by holden+caufield · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've noticed most have some sort of voice-activated thing that kicks in the second time you say "hello" (or, possibly make some other noise).

      Therefore, when I answer the phone, I say "hello" once, and only once, and wait. If I don't hear a response in a few seconds, I simply hang up because most normal people calling will eventually say "hello?" again if they don't hear anything back. If it's a friend/family member with a bad connection, they'll eventually get that point across.

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    3. Re:A better solution... by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      It actually listens for speech followed by silence. It's part of the anti-answering-machine detection. If it hears continuous talking, it assumes it got an answering machine and either leaves a prerecorded message or hangs up. If it hears "hello" followed by a pause, it transfers you to a person. That two second delay is just part of that detection time.

      If you want to break it, say, "Hi, this is [insert your name] speaking. How may I direct your call." That should be sufficient to make it think it is an answering machine, and it will generally hang up or at least give you a prerecorded message that won't make you feel so bad when you hang up on it.

      You could also do what I do. Look at the Caller ID. If you don't recognize it, pick up the phone, say hello, wait one second, and hit the off button. This will cause somebody to get stuck talking to an empty line....

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    4. Re:A better solution... by ctd600ftlb · · Score: 1

      I guess that's probably why I get a lot of hang-ups when I answer unknown calls at work, I say more than just 'Hello?' since I'm answering for a business, and I usually hear a click after a second and a dead line. Unfortunately, I don't have the option to just ignore them, since some of our clients and even an employee call from unknown numbers.

      I always tell people calling from phone companies that we don't have a phone. They never quite know what to say to that. Other annoying salesmen get directed to the warehouse cat, who never seems available for a phone call.

      The main problem I see, even with the do not call list, is enforcement of it. When I answer without looking at the caller ID first, and it's a telemarketer, they just hang up when you ask for their information, so it's hard to turn them in. I suppose I could play along to get their info, but hanging up is just easier.

    5. Re:A better solution... by calebt3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or you could drag it out as long as possible... http://www.ahajokes.com/off06.html

    6. Re:A better solution... by milsoRgen · · Score: 1

      ohhh dude... that was hilarious!

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    7. Re:A better solution... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      I use asterisk for this.

      "Hello? Yes? Yes, I *am* interested in double glazing, yes, I was just thinking about getting some... What? No, what, hang on, let me get you on the other phone, it's really noisy here..."

      [click] "right... [park] 700 [hash]......"

      ... and then go and make a cup of tea, while they wait on hold, listening to Joy Division - "Love Will Tear Us Apart" on a loop.

      My record is 7 minutes.

    8. Re:A better solution... by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      I'd like to use Asterisk to connect the caller to a voice-equipped Turing test applicant, whose goal would be to keep the telemarketer on the line as long as possible (without agreeing to anything, of course). In fact, I'd setup an online service where people show off their best junk-caller-time-wasting programs and compete with each other. Maybe even make it into a T.V. or radio show, sort of a cross between Robot Wars and Monty Python's Blackmail sketch.

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    9. Re:A better solution... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

    10. Re:A better solution... by TractorBarry · · Score: 1

      Having become thoroughly bored with cold callers (despite being registered with TPS I have now started getting VOIP calls from overseas call centres) I recently decided to go one better than this excellent old trick in that I've now set up a system where I can say "Please hold" and then leave them listening to some Throbbing Gristle (Usually something off DOA)

      Next up I think I'll do my own mix and get a loop of children screaming over some offensively light classical.

      Most entertaining.

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    11. Re:A better solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I worked in a call center I loved it when someone put the phone down. It meant I could sit there and read /. and not get interrupted. It also meant I could relax.

      Note: I did not work in a horrible call center. Mine was industry specific and usually the calls were coming in not going out. No auto-dialer. The few times we had to call out was due to some error in the information that was provided to us. It was the mortgage reselling industry back in '02.

    12. Re:A better solution... by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 1

      Here at work we put them on "hold" in the same way, except we leave the phone mic right next to headphones blaring out the most atrocious music we can find. Usually Barbara Streisand or Lionel Ritchie.

      "Hello? Is it me you're looking for..."

    13. Re:A better solution... by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      If you really wanted to tweak their nose then you might set up an Asterisk server which implements a private branch exchange system for routing and handling incoming calls. I have not worked with Asterisk before specifically (although I have worked on Microsoft Speach Server projects in the past) but it would be interesting to write a program which would attempt to string the call along for as long as possible without actually confirming anything definitively (i.e. resulting in no sale). The program could listen to the telemarketer and respond during pauses with phrases like, "that sounds interesting" or "tell me more" or "I don't know, maybe" or the like. If the recorded voice acting was good then it might be possible to string the call along for ten (10) minutes or more in an automated fashion without interrupting the human owner/operator of the Asterisk server. A better or clever AI might be able to trick them for even longer by responding with context sensitive responses designed to send the conversation into new and unproductive branches ad infinitum.

    14. Re:A better solution... by mrv20 · · Score: 1

      Next up I think I'll do my own mix and get a loop of children screaming over some offensively light classical. There is a bright future ahead of you as a pop music producer.
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  14. What happens when numbers are reassigned? by MSTCrow5429 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What happens to the status of the number when someone discontinues usage of the telephone number, say by moving or canceling your service and moving to VoIP? IF the number is then at some point reassigned to another person, does that number remain on the Do-Not-Call list? If it does, is that legitimate, as an individual can only vouch for their own phone numbers, and not that of a third-party?

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    1. Re:What happens when numbers are reassigned? by WK2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When the number is de-activated or moved by the phone company, your name and number and come off the list. I guess the phone company notifies the FTC, or something like that.

      See http://www.ftc.gov/bcp/edu/pubs/consumer/alerts/alt107.shtm for more info. Note that the fucktards at the FTC refer to people as "consumers," despite the fact that a person is probably registering on the Do Not Call list because they aren't consumers.

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    2. Re:What happens when numbers are reassigned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People with working telephones consume telephone services.

    3. Re:What happens when numbers are reassigned? by RobBebop · · Score: 1

      Note that the fucktards at the FTC refer to people as "consumers," despite the fact that a person is probably registering on the Do Not Call list because they aren't consumers.

      Are you denying the fact that you consume? Perhaps you are a producer who has evolved beyond the point of needing to consume anything?

      I, for one welcome, our new over-production overlord, WK2. May his DNA defeat my own consumer DNA in the evolutionary battle for galactic supremacy.

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    4. Re:What happens when numbers are reassigned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happens to the status of the number when someone discontinues usage of the telephone number, say by moving or canceling your service and moving to VoIP? IF the number is then at some point reassigned to another person, does that number remain on the Do-Not-Call list? So THAT'S how the freakin' Hillary campaign got my less-than-one-day-old phone number! I activated my new Virgin Mobile phone on Sunday night, then on Monday morning I received two recorded "vote for me" calls from Hillary within 10 minutes of each other. Since I had not given my new number to anybody at the time, I assumed (before answering) that those calls were coming from Virgin Mobile support with some important info about my new account. I wasted two prepaid minutes on this bullshit. I've been blaming both Hillary and Virgin Mobile since.

      The second time I answered Hillary's phone spam, I added the number to my contacts. Unbelievably, that same number called again the next day (I didn't answer). I live in the San Francisco Bay Area and the number that called me is (703) 637-9323. If I still had a modem and a POTS line, I might have dialed back at that number like I was trying to connect to AOL.

  15. I see a huge problem here. by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

    How about people who have their number on the list, but then, GASP, move, and their number changes. That number is now on the list forever, despite its owner changing, no?

    1. Re:I see a huge problem here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nowadays, at least for moves within the same area code, many people take their numbers with them.

    2. Re:I see a huge problem here. by DanQuixote · · Score: 1


      If you RTFA then you might notice that there are a whopping 150 megaphones (sorry) on that list. Even if that means everyone registered 2 numbers, there's still 75 megapeople who sufficiently hate those calls, that they went out of their way to get listed. That means we're talking 1/4 to 1/2 the people IN THE NATION went to the trouble to sign up.

      So 1/4 to 1/2 of the people who get the new number are going to want it DNC listed anyway. Of the others who really WANT (gasp) to get the calls, only a small number will want it bad enough to go get delisted. (surely a form of insanity!)

      In other words, this is not a bug, it's a feature!

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  16. Perl script... by scubamage · · Score: 1

    Ok, so once this becomes permanant, hopefully they just use a dumb form to add a number to the list.. in which case... I'll give a bag of cookies to whoever writes the first perlscript to add every single number in existance to the database. I mean, thats only what, 000-0000 to 999-9999?

    1. Re:Perl script... by WK2 · · Score: 1

      It's not quite a dumb form. You have to give them your email address, and I think there is a limit to the number of numbers that can be connected to one email address. However, you could probably manage to script the process. Keep in mind that there are 10 ^ 10 (10 billion) possible 10-digit phone number combinations in the U.S, and probably about a billion or so are active.

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    2. Re:Perl script... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you see, we have these new designations called area codes -- or NPA in telco speak. You are off by about 3 orders of magnitude in your calculations.

      But hey, 8 billion or so iterations of a simple script is nothing. Now there's just that issue of paying a few dollars per submission. d0h!

    3. Re:Perl script... by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      No, you see, we have these new designations called area codes -- or NPA in telco speak. You are off by about 3 orders of magnitude in your calculations.

      But hey, 8 billion or so iterations of a simple script is nothing. Now there's just that issue of paying a few dollars per submission. d0h!

      Charge it to Bill Gates.

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    4. Re:Perl script... by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Not quite 10 billion numbers. Area code can't start with 0 and exchange can't start with 0 (you'd dial the operator) or 1 (you'd be indicating it was a long-distance call), and the exchange can't end in 11- (that is, your phone number can't be (570) 911-2345 OR (570) 611-2345). I think there are additional limitations

  17. Oh look! by CompMD · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    coondoggie writes in with a networkworld article! How about that!

  18. Telemarketers for Non-Profits by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now we need to do something about the telemarketing firms calling "on behalf" of non-profit organizations. This is still legal under the law (it seemed like a good idea: who doesn't love non-profits?), but it's being abused. The telemarketing companies keep an extraordinary fraction of the donations (over 50%, from what a local newspaper investigation found) so little of your money goes to the organization you're trying to help.

    One obvious solution is to only allow the non-profit exemption if more than, say, 90% of the donation goes right to the actual non-profit. That'll probably shut up the telemarketers because profit would no longer cover costs.

  19. Political Calls are No Big Deal, Junk Mail Worse by Maltheus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The occasional person polling me for my opinions doesn't bother me at all. It's simple enough to hang up if I don't want to bother. But in the days before the Do Not Call List, I'd hardly ever bothered answering my phone if it got bad.

    Junk mail is far worse, IMO. You still have to sort through it to make sure you're not throwing anything important out. It usually just ends up turning my house into a mess because I don't have the time to deal with it all. At the very least, they could put those newspaper adverts in a bag or something. It's too easy to get that crap mixed in with real mail. I don't want anything that doesn't have my name on it (resident mailings), nor do I want credit card offers that can fuck me up if I don't dispose of them properly. I wish I could direct a private company to deliver my mail that won't having a problem stripping this stuff out for me.

  20. That's not a problem, that's a feature by Bryansix · · Score: 1

    That's not a Problem, that's a feature. Since that's the way it should be already. I'd be happy to get a number already on the DNC list. If I wanted to get removed I could do that. Not what I would call a deal breaker.

    1. Re:That's not a problem, that's a feature by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I'm thinking about this from the other end. You know, the "Everyone has rights, not just individuals" one.

    2. Re:That's not a problem, that's a feature by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I'm thinking about this from the other end. You know, the "Everyone has rights, not just individuals" one.
      There are so many things wrong with that I don't even know where to start. Rights belong to individuals. Corporations are not individuals as much as the people running them would like them to be. I'm not anti-corporation but I am anti-gettingproductsandservicesshooveddownmythroat. If I want something I should be able to go to a marketplace (physical or virtual) and choose which company I want to purchase it from. Simple as that. I don't need advertising shoved in my face. I don't think people were born with the right to shove things into other people's faces. Especially when the person (corporation backed or otherwise) is shoving a product or service in my face. Screaming about a real issue (emergency, political, charity) is one thing but verbally molesting me everytime I pass the ATT or Verizon both at the local mall is bullshit!
    3. Re:That's not a problem, that's a feature by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

      Yes, the telemarketers have rights. In this case specifically, the right to free speech. They're free to talk about their product all they want. Nobody disputes this (well, nobody sane anyway).

      But that's not what they want. What they want is to use my phone line for their speech. And when they ask that, the question of their free-speech rights doesn't even come into it because they aren't asking for free speech. They're asking for the right to appropriate someone else's property without authorization or permission. And nowhere under law is anyone (except the government) given that right. In fact most laws that speak to the subject deny that as a right and classify it as one variety or another of crime or civil tort.

      Yes, phone numbers are "public" in the sense that they're published in the phone directory. My address is "public" in the sense that it's clearly marked on my mailbox and house. That doesn't mean, though, that J. Random Passerby has permission to come barging into my house and make himself at home. The same with phone numbers.

      If the telemarketers want the right to speak freely using a particular phone, they can foot the bill for it. As long as I'm footing the bill, though, they use it at my sufferance. And if I don't suffer them to use it, that's just tough for them.

  21. Re:Political Calls are No Big Deal, Junk Mail Wors by Bryansix · · Score: 1

    I wish I could direct a private company to deliver my mail that won't having a problem stripping this stuff out for me.

    I'll do it for you. My fee is $30 an hour and I need to be paid W-2 for a minimum of 40 hours a week and oh ya, I need Health Insurance. This is a legitimate offer.
  22. mail pref. service didn't help me by mbius · · Score: 3, Funny

    They've had my dollar a few years now, and my mailbox hasn't seen any difference.

    Just this morning I was pondering an amazing coupon for two $0.79 Taco Bell tacos for only $1.59. Or ten for $7.99!

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    1. Re:mail pref. service didn't help me by CallFinalClass · · Score: 1

      It's not 100% effective, anyone can send email to Occupant.

    2. Re:mail pref. service didn't help me by mrv20 · · Score: 1

      Having recently moved to the US I am gobsmacked by the sheer quantity of junk mail that gets delivered practically every day, 99% of which is local business flyers and coupons addressed to 'the occupier'. Every delivery half-fills my mailbox and I've hardly even started giving out my new address.

      There are over 10 supermarket/drug store chains sending me fat brochures of their latest offers at least once a week - who on earth has the time to go scouring through these and work out exactly which store to buy each item on your grocery list from in order to get the best deals?

      The waste of resources is staggering - I've been dumping them into a box to save filling up the regular trash and in a single month I've collected a 2 foot cube of this useless dross.

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  23. The new telemarketers by Ender77 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The new telemarketers get around the do not call list by claiming they are taking surveys for products. I have been getting more and more calls for surveys lately for this or that product. I ask to be taken off the call list but they just say they are not telemarketers and ignore the request.

    1. Re:The new telemarketers by kublikhan · · Score: 1

      Have you tried an air horn? They usually stop calling me after my air horn has talked to them for a few seconds.

  24. The entire "Opt Out" paradigm is wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Businesses like to make themselves sound so privacy sensitive and friendly by offering an "opt-out" option. This is bullshit. Opt-out should be the default. Unless you have a bonafide business relationship with an organization (not their affiliates, partners, etc.), you should have to OPT-IN to be subject to direct mail, email, phone, and fax solicitations.

    Some don't even offer that - among the most egregious collectors and wholesalers of private, personal data is ChoicePoint. Check out this "Opt-Out" page: http://www.privacyatchoicepoint.com/optout_ext_pfg.html

    See the "Reason for your request" dropdown? (Note that you have to choose a state to see any options here.). Notice that there is no "It's none of your fvcking business" choice available. You typically have to be a public elected official or law enforcement (they take care of their own of course), victim of identity theft (err ... maybe a little late to be opting out of this eh?) or at risk of physical harm.

    And it's not as simple as simply making that statement - you have to actually upload supporting documentation for your claim.

    1. Re:The entire "Opt Out" paradigm is wrong. by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      I wholeheartedly agree with everything you just said.

  25. I just wish... by sootman · · Score: 1

    ... the DNC included charities, too. My wife doesn't like confrontations, doesn't like saying no, and can't bring herself to just say "Not interested" and hang up. We've also got a lot going on, what with our two-pound-six-ounce prematurely-born baby and all, so a lot of times the easiest way for her to get rid of them is to just say 'Yes.' In particular, the Florida Highway Patrol calls a lot. Actually, it's not really the FHP--any group that wants to collect money on their behalf can do so, so even if you ask them not to call, another group will call later. And it's just a waste--90% of the money they collect goes to overhead. Very little gets to whatever it's actually being collected for. (According to an actual state trooper we asked.)

    Oh, and they usually block their caller ID too... scumsucking turds. We wouldn't answer blocked calls at all except her family and some business contacts are in Europe and those numbers sometimes show up as 'unknown' too. It should be an absolute law that no company, organization, charity, or political party should be allowed to call with a blocked caller ID. It's just as bad as forged FROM: headers in spam.

    As for robo-calls, I don't mind those so much... I don't get many, and at least they're easy to hang up on. That doesn't mean they should be allowed, though. NO group should be able to waste your time, no matter what they're selling, be it a product or a point of view.

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    1. Re:I just wish... by Hatta · · Score: 2, Funny

      My wife doesn't like... saying no,

      Tell me something I don't know.

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    2. Re:I just wish... by conlaw · · Score: 1

      Oh, and they usually block their caller ID too... scumsucking turds. We wouldn't answer blocked calls at all except her family and some business contacts are in Europe and those numbers sometimes show up as 'unknown' too. It should be an absolute law that no company, organization, charity, or political party should be allowed to call with a blocked caller ID.

      There's definitely a federal regulation that applies here:

      47 CFR 64.1601 (e) and (e) (1)

      Any telemarketer must transmit caller identification, which must include the calling party's telephone number and the name of the telemarketing company or of the company on whose behalf they are calling. The telephone number that is provided must be one that will permit the recipient of the call to make a do-not-call request.

    3. Re:I just wish... by sootman · · Score: 1
      Thanks for the info. Googling your quote turns up nothing but looking for the number brought me here: http://www.access.gpo.gov/nara/cfr/waisidx_03/47cfr64_03.html

      Looking at this, it says...

      Sec. 64.1601 Delivery requirements and privacy restrictions.
      * * * * *
      (e) Any person or entity that engages in telemarketing, as defined
      in section 64.1200(f)(7) must transmit caller identification
      information.
      ...
      (3) Tax-exempt nonprofit organizations are not required to comply
      with this paragraph.
      And looking for 64.1200(f)(7) brings me here, which also states...

      Sec. 64.1200 Delivery restrictions. ...

      (f) As used in this section:
      ...
      (7) The term telemarketing means the initiation of a telephone call
      or message for the purpose of encouraging the purchase or rental of, or
      investment in, property, goods, or services, which is transmitted to any
      person.
      So again, since they're not selling anything, they're given a pass. I guess the gov't figured that charities wouldn't be run by pushy assholes that I don't want to hear from.
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  26. Charities and Politicians exempt by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    And that includes the charities that spend 97 percent of the money they fundraise on "executive compensation".

    Sigh.

    I'm not surprised politicians are exempting themselves from the Do Not Call list in a law they pass, though.

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  27. Joe Job? by sconeu · · Score: 1

    Sometimes those calls are Joe Jobs launched by the opposition, so be careful.

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    1. Re:Joe Job? by BigJClark · · Score: 1


      Odd little games politicians play. I never thought of that though, thanks for the heads-up :)

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    2. Re:Joe Job? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      I believe that rather than a Joe Job, in the political arena it's known as "push polling".

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  28. What about Do Not Poll? by hackingbear · · Score: 1

    I don't know why my opinions are becoming so important lately after this "Do Not Call" list is up. I need a "Do Not Poll" list.

  29. Since 150 million are on the list... by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 1

    ...the odds are about 50/50 that whoever gets your old number will want to be on the list anyway.

  30. Telemarketers and win fax. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For many, many years before the DNC list came out I had the phone company not publish my number in the phone book and information was not allowed to give it out either. However, some telemarketing calls would get through on occasion. My answer to this with my answering machine caller-id enabled phone was Win fax. If a call came in when I wasn't there, no big deal. I could delete the message later. If I was there and saw private, unknown or blocked on the caller-id I would force Win fax to answer. The telemarketer would remove my number from their calling list. My favorite part about this is thinking how the caller felt when my modem blew out their eardrum. SWEET!!!

    I still practice this even though my number is on the DNC list.

    1. Re:Telemarketers and win fax. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      It's a good idea, but I would be worried about getting myself on a junk faxer's list, then you would get calls at all hours of the day and night. My solution was to just have my computer pick up the phone and then immediately hang up on junk callers. Eventually, I just changed it to pick up and hang up on any call that didn't provide caller ID, as I found that 100% of those calls were junk (atleast for me).

  31. The whole system is backwards by Kaishaku255 · · Score: 1

    The thing that bugs me is that the situation seems backwards. It should be an opt-in not opt-out. We shouldn't have to sign up on a list to disallow these types of calls. Instead, it should be automatic and if you want to opt-in to having your dinner interrupted by telemarketer calls then you simply add your name and number to the list.

    The downside to an opt-in system is that you would need some form of identity verification process or you would have scumbags adding people to the system without their knowledge.

    *sigh* Realizing just how hard it would be to maintain such a system, the current method may be about the best we can do for now. :(

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  32. Not political robo-callers... Charities! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't care about the political robotic callers. I care about certain charities for government unions that constantly harass people down here in Alabama. Guilt, harassment, insults, and plain old rudeness should not be allowed by organizations that sound like government agencies to the general public. Alabama FOP, Alabama Firefighters, and State Troopers, I'm talking to you.

  33. Re:Political Calls are No Big Deal, Junk Mail Wors by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

    Get a private mailbox at a place like "the ups store" (formerly mailboxes etc).
    You won't get any junk mail unless it is addressed to you by name.
    The smarter private mailbox places will also sign for packages and email you that you've got one waiting. Usually they have 24x7 pick up for packages that fit in the over-sized package 'lockers.'
    If you move, you can pay for forwarding service that won't share your new address with anyone (unlike the 'free' forwarding service from the usps).

  34. Re:Political Calls are No Big Deal, Junk Mail Wors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why pay someone to sort through your mail? I'll happily rifle through it for free!

  35. Even better solution... by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

    I answer the phone and tell them "yes, just hold on a second". Then I leave the phone on the table, wondering how long will it take them to hang up this time.
    I used to do that all the time as well. But now, with the political season well underway, I think it best to break into song as soon as they ask to speak to the "registered Republican/Democrat of the house". My own suggestion would be to start singing "Springtime for Hitler" from the Producers (shown here). I wonder if enough slashdotters will do this particular song. It would make for a great "what the hell?" kind of experiment.
  36. Grand Unifying Conspiracy Theory by peektwice · · Score: 1

    Grand Unifying Conspiracy Theory prediction of the day:
    The Do Not Call List will be used to determine exactly who is at home during dinner time, and instead of a being a do not call list, it will be a guaranteed to call me during supper list.

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  37. Might not be constitutional by unassimilatible · · Score: 1

    Corporate speech can be regulated to some degree under the Firtst Amendment. Political speech has a higher level of scrutiny, so banning robo-calls might not pass SCOTUS muster.

    Then again, this Court seems to like to ban political speech, despite the fact that the first amendment that was added to the Constitution was put their chiefly to protect political speech!

    Remember people, the First Amendment is their to protect all speech, not just speech you agree with.

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    1. Re:Might not be constitutional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Freedom of speech guarantees only the freedom to speak it doesn't guarantee the right to speak to a specific person or group nor does it grant the right to force somebody to listen. The klan for example isn't required to allow gay black jews to speak at their meetings or for me to barge my way into the white house press room during a white house briefing to tell them my theories about who's financing the Iraqi insurgency.

      Likewise there is no constitutional protection for people that call me up at home without my permission. The constitution does protect the right of people to make phone calls, but making harassing phone calls, or repeated calls to somebody that doesn't want to receive them is illegal under certain circumstances. The courts do recognize the authority to grant no contact orders which do include phone calls often times in the list of restrictions.

      The reason why the Robo callers aren't banned is purely based upon the fact that the politicians like to have them available there is no constitutional reason why they cannot be banned.

    2. Re:Might not be constitutional by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      I left this on another comment, but it certainly applies to your comment as well:

      As far as I understand, an individual must make a positive effort to block these calls by signing up for the "Do Not Call" list.

      I did not realize that the First Amendment required me to listen to speech that I did not want to hear, even political speech. Hm. Maybe I should go read it again. The government in this case is acting at the behest of the individual that the caller wishes to reach. As was probably said before - "you may have the right to speak, but you do not have the right to make me listen..."

    3. Re:Might not be constitutional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember people, the First Amendment is their to protect all speech, not just speech you agree with.

      My telephone is not a public forum. If I say, "Don't call me ever." You have no right to call me. If I say, "Please don't call me again" and you call again, you should be fined. I don't care who you are. I'm sick to death of people arguing with me and calling me rude, because I don't want them to keep calling me twice a week.

    4. Re:Might not be constitutional by TakeyMcTaker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The concept that corporations have ANY "rights", including free speech, is completely ludicrous. Corporations don't really die (even when they go out of business, their brand sometimes gets picked up, like Atari), and they have no sense of consequence unless regulations force them to. The activist Conservative judges gave corporations some of the same "rights" as people, through a grave misunderstanding of the term "people" in the Constitution, because apparently Conservatives think corporations are more important than actual living, breathing PEOPLE. You know, the new type of hairless talking monkeys. That kind of people!

      Apart from that, "freedom of speech" has nothing to do with your ability to call my phone, send mail to my mail box, or e-mail me. Those communication methods all terminate on MY PROPERTY, and my property rights trump your "speech" rights any day. You can stand and yell at me all you want, but if you do it on my lawn, I can call the cops and have them drag you away, and no activist Conservative judges can change that. If they do, I'll just use my "right to bear arms" and shoot you. ;) I may even try that with the corporations SPAMMING me too, but they are so much bigger of a target, the ammo may be cost prohibitive.

  38. About Time..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    The DNC list was intended to be the same thing as those "NO SOLICITING" signs that people put up on their front doors or front gates. Basically, if you were a solicitor and *still* solicited to the residence, you were legally trespassing.

    The DNC list is supposed to be the same exact thing, albeit in one government-maintained database, and since the telemarketers cannot see the signs on your door, the DNC list was a place where telemarketers could look and "see" if you forbade soliciting.

    However, the non-profits had this crazy idea that their calls weren't annoying since they were asking fr donations. They were solicititing donations and they ARE just as annoying as any other telemarketer (especially since only a fraction of what you donate goes towards the cause beind the donation). Political solicitations are no less irritating, and should NOT be exempt either.

    If I want to buy a product, service, or donate, then I will do it ON MY OWN ACCORD. Telemarketing should be the other way around: You call them when you want to buy a product, service, or donation.

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  39. How not to get any shit calls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Pay to have your number unlisted in the phone book
    2. ***This is the biggie** Report your number to every company as (areacode)-999-9999. By every company I mean every company, banks, water works, electric, hospital, etc. To be fair, the company I work for has my number.

    I have been asked to verify that my number is indeed (areacode)-999-9999 and I of course told them this is true. What do call center employees in india know about phone numbers in the US anyway.

    1. Re:How not to get any shit calls by mrv20 · · Score: 1

      Which works really well until your bank needs to contact you to warn you of a suspicious transaction, your hospital needs to call you about a mixup in your test results, your garage needs to call you to tell you your car is fixed, your airline needs to contact you to tell you of a flight cancellation, ...

      While many companies that ask for it have no legitimate need for your phone number, there are plenty of scenarios when it will cause you problems if you have given out a fake number.

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  40. Thanks, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll rely on my political science and law degrees for legal guidance, not some anon coward's. There is some valid constitutional authority on this. - Unassimilatible.

  41. Re:Finally.... but not enough by TakeyMcTaker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I still wont be happy until Opt-Out becomes the default, just like it should be with any other form of SPAM. Communications like this should all be Opt-In only, and only then if specifically subscribed per list type. All these contracts that say "we do business with you now, so our subsidiaries and 'partners' all get to SPAM you now, unless you go over there and print this form and sign and snail-mail it" are the default now, and they all stink.

  42. Blacklist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why such a blacklist? Wouldn't a whitelist work better? Of course, not better for telemarketers.

    Anyway, telemarketing in this age of information relies on deception to sell. It is akin to wild west snake-oil sellers going from town to town, but instead of having a group of people to comfront, they corner each victim and fast-talk them into whatever they sell. Sure, there may be fantastic products i have not learned about yet, but between that and being molested in my own home it's a clear choice.

  43. UK perspective by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

    Here you can get added to two lists, one for phone marketing and one for postal stuff to indicate you don't want to be contacted. You can also register with the Royal Mail not to receive the junk they sometimes insert too. Any firms who flout this get heavy fines. I believe there are some getouts marketeers can use but for years now I've had no more than 1 or 2 calls per year and maybe a bit of paper based junkmail per month.

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  44. How Not to Get Called by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 1
    I subscribed to some services from The Phone Company that ended my problems with telemarketing calls, even the ones that get through the Do Not Call list.

    1. Caller ID. That one's been mentioned by others.
    2. Privacy Manager. This one says if the caller doesn't have any Caller ID information, whether because they're blocking or because their exchange doesn't have that feature, your phone does not ring. They get a recorded message saying release the Caller ID information for this call, or say who they are. If they select the second option, they get about two seconds to say who they are, your phone rings "Caller: Privacy Manager", you hear what they recorded, and decide whether to answer or send them a recorded "No one is available to take your call" message. Telemarketers never go through this. Ever. The predictive dialers don't even send these calls to an agent; their computer talks to TPC's computer, and hangs up.
    3. More and more political/charity/polling telemarketers now send Caller ID information. So I get to see who they are -- and hear it; I have a "Talking Caller ID" box, so I don't have to get up out of my chair. I just don't answer those.

    The telemarketroiding thing that torques me off today is those political phone spammers who are wardialing 800 numbers. Yes, they're calling all your favorite infomercials with a pitch for one of the presidential candidates. I work at a company that handles a lot of these incoming 800 numbers, and I've blocked dozens of callers for calling hundreds of times with campaign pitches.

    I will say, though, that based on the quality of these calls, I doubt it's the candidates' organizations doing this. They sound way, way too amateurish.

  45. Remember the Junk Fax Bill by Old.UNIX.Nut · · Score: 1

    The people who send junk faxes behaved for awhile, but now ignore the law.

    It's been my experience that the phone solicitors are starting to ignore the donotcall registry too.

    Many are also not blocking caller-id now, since many phone companies allow you to automatically block unidentified callers.

    The problem in both laws is lack of enforcement by the GOV, and restricted options for individuals.

  46. Heck yes, my friend. by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

    Its always: "What can the phone do to make you consume more services?" Instead of "What does the consumer actually want?"

    YES. You are so so so right about that. I am on the same soapbox. There are a ton of call-screening and other actual phone features that ought to be universal, but they don't create revenue streams, so they don't get made.

    One thing I'd like is a compromise between turning my phone off at night and leaving it on. I want a mode where a caller gets a message saying, "I'm asleep or busy. If this is an emergency, press 1 to ring me anyway." I should also have the option to whitelist certain people to do this, or maybe just blacklist repeat offenders who wake me up. (After all, it could be someone calling on behalf of a loved one.)

    As to your call-routing ideas, there is a service that does that and much more, which I stumbled upon a while back. They're not taking new users right now, but it looks freaking amazing. It has been bought by Google, and I practically have fantasies about an Android phone that integrates this service.

    It's called Grand Central. It says it will let you hand out one phone number to everyone, and set rules for who rings to what phone - including "don't ring at all for these people." It also lets you record phone calls, switch phones in the middle of a call, have visual voicemail, personalize your voicemail greeting depending on who is calling, and more. SO SO cool.

    I am chomping at the bit for a day when users' needs trump the carriers' desire to wring every cent out of us. I think that day is coming.

  47. Re:Finally. New Org working to end political calls by shimane · · Score: 1

    These calls are an epidemic and are invading the privacy of All American Voters. Our members are taking a stand and saying enough is enough at the National Political Do Not Contact Registry at StopPoliticalCalls.org. Here is a quote from a member this morning: "I find it very frustrating... I tend to get calls at the WORST time. I have a one year old daughter, and it NEVER fails that the phone will ring when I put her down for a nap or for bed. Also my vote is PRIVATE... so who do you think you are calling with a survey to find out who I am voting for!!! Stop calling me." Regards, Shaun Dakin CEO and Founder http://www.stoppoliticalcalls.org/

  48. Not conservative judges by unassimilatible · · Score: 1

    The concept that corporations have ANY "rights", including free speech, is completely ludicrous.

    Well, just because you don't like corporations doesn't mean they shouldn't have rights. A corporation is merely a legal business entity created by law, a long time ago, in a representative democracy (or do you only believe in law when it goes the way you want?), to represent the interests of people - you know, the investors. Corporations weren't created to take their rights away because they merely chose a different investment vehicle! Quite the contrary, the whole point was so people can get together and combine and raise capital in a limited liability way. Corporations weren't designed to say, "hey, we have a new way to invest your money, but you lose all of your rights from a sole proprietorship or a partnership." No, the corporate entity was added to further protect investors! Why should someone lose rights merely because they incorporate and get larger and more successful? Simply because you don't like successful businesses? Should we have remained a third-rate power and never grown into this economic powerhouse? Are communist countries really better?

    The activist Conservative judges gave corporations some of the same "rights" as people

    It wasn't conservative judges, Sparky, that gave Corporations free speech rights. Quite the contrary, the most liberal court in the history of SCOTUS, the Warren Court and the 1970's court in the years thereafter that gave us Roe v Wade and countless other liberal activist decisions, handed down a bunch of decisions that set the corporate free speech rights precedent and more. See:

    THE RIGHTS OF CORPORATE SPEECH: MOBIL OIL AND THE LEGAL DEVELOPMENT OF THE VOICE OF BIG BUSINESS

    The most significant case, FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF BOSTON v. BELLOTTI (1978), in which the Supreme Court held, in Kerr's words, that "speech otherwise protected by the First Amendment did not lose its protection because the source is a corporation," passed by the same Court that gave us the unprecedented liberal activist case Roe v. Wade, was one in which future "conservative" Chief Justice Justice Rehnquist dissented.

    through a grave misunderstanding of the term "people" in the Constitution, because apparently Conservatives think corporations are more important than actual living, breathing PEOPLE. You know, the new type of hairless talking monkeys. That kind of people!

    You mean the creatures that actually own corporations, the investors? You do know that over 2/3 of publicly held stock is owned by the individual investor, either directly or through investment funds? And as one of those investors, I like my chances better if a big corporation with its huge resources is advocating for me financially, rather than little me, squeaking away, unheard!

    I can't believe you have me defending corporations here. I just reported the law, cheesemonkey! Don't shoot the messenger!

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    1. Re:Not conservative judges by TakeyMcTaker · · Score: 1

      A corporation is merely a legal business entity created by law Thank you for repeating my point -- a corporation IS *merely* an entity created by law. As a *legal entity*, it has no "rights" outside of what is granted by law. There is nothing intrinsic about those rights, unlike the rights granted to PEOPLE by the Bill of Rights, because *legal entities* are a fabrication of law. Your apology is accepted.

      You seem to confuse corporations with their investors (whom again, due to activist Conservative judges, have even fewer rights concerning control of "their" corporations, today more than ever). I'm not against restricting the rights of any individual, with any label, such as investor. That includes you, you Sparky Cheesemonkey Messenger lover! In any well-considered, non-activist, liberal interpretation of the Constitution, such *legal entities* would have no rights unto themselves -- all the rights belong to the PEOPLE involved with those entities, individually. Take away the made-up entity, and the PEOPLE are still there, and their rights don't change either way.

      I can't believe you have me defending corporations here. Well if it's any consolation, you're not very good at it. ;)