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RIAA's Attack On NewYorkCountryLawyer Fails

NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "p2pnet.net reports that the RIAA has egg on its face. When the Electronic Frontier Foundation requested permission to file an amicus curiae brief on behalf of Boston University students challenging the RIAA's ex parte discovery order, the RIAA lawyers attacked the blog 'Recording Industry vs. The People' for its criticism of the RIAA as seeking to 'abuse the American judicial system, distort copyright law, and frighten ordinary working people and their children' and then falsely claimed that the blog's author is an EFF attorney — this despite the fact that they know that the blog's author (known on Slashdot as NewYorkCountryLawyer) is a partner in a New York law firm and not an EFF attorney. Judge Gertner apparently wasn't impressed, and granted the EFF's motion, rejecting the RIAA's objections, since she felt amici curiae might 'shed light' on the 'copyright law' and 'computer technology' issues before her."

222 comments

  1. NewYorkCountryLawyer by Phoenix666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am glad that NewYorkCountryLawyer posts on Slashdot, because I always learn from his posts.

    But my pop-culture saturated brain always translates that username as, "Single Female Lawyer," and I worry about visitors from Omicron Persei 7.

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    1. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by Steeltalon · · Score: 4, Funny

      But that final episode was so great! Imagine how great NewYorkCountryLawyer could make a series finale! I like to hope that it involves Lur eating the RIAA.

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    2. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm proud to be in the vanguard of the struggle to save Earth from the clones.

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    3. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by sm62704 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      my pop-culture saturated brain

      So how did you wind up on a site with "News For Nerds" as its purpose? I was going to open Deal Reportedly Reached In Writers' Strike to ask slashdot WTF the witesr's strike has to do with me, an American nerd who watches very little TV, let alone all the non US slashdotters.

      Thank you for answering that for me and saving me the trouble of opening it.

      Could we maybe do some kind of "nerd test" and if you fail it, you get redirected to DIGG instead?

      Hmm, maybe I'll do one as a slashdot journal. That is, if I don't get my nerd license suspended again (linked journal is from last year, you probably already saw it).

      Oh yeah, while I'm here I want to join you and all my other fellow slashdotters in once again thanking NYCL for his efforts.

      -mcgrew
      How do I mod thee? Let me count the ways. -1 offtopic, -2 troll, -3 flamebait...

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    4. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Is it bad that I immediately knew it is actually Omicron Persei 8?

    5. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the summery gets a C, it was ok but certainly not great. we won't destroy your planet now, but you also don't get our immortality formula

    6. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The guy's name you call "Lur" is actually written "Lrrr"

    7. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by timster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      NERDS watch NERDY movies and TV shows! Duh! How short-sighted do you have to be to reason "I'm a nerd, and I don't watch TV, so TV can't be nerdy"?

      Seriously, make your own site, use the tagline "News for Nerds who Despise Culture", and go to town.

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    8. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by mpapet · · Score: 1

      Ray,

      Now that the writer's strike is over, you should shop your story in Hollywood. It's part Erin Brockovich, part "Anatomy of a Murder" with a "lawyer with a heart of gold" main character. Hollywood LOVES remakes.

      Thanks for all of your time and effort on this.

      Off topic:
      how do we, as non-lawyer types, bring some of the lawyers working for the RIAA up to their respective Bar Association for ethical/procedural violations? I would hope that would contain the RIAA better.

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    9. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by CaptainZapp · · Score: 2, Funny
      Ray, even though I'm not an American and not directly affected by those thugs I want to thank you for your efforts. Tables seem to turn into a direction that makes them worth it.

      abuse the American judicial system, distort copyright law, and frighten ordinary working people and their children

      But please, stop abusing the American judicial system, please refrain from distorting copyright law and may I kindly mention that it's not nice to frighten ordinary people.

      Don't you think of their children?

      :)

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    10. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by Phoenix666 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Only if you're a hermaphrodite. Everyone one knows men are from Omicron Persei 7, and women are from Omicron Persei 9. And Lrrr is definitely from Omicron Persei 7.

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    11. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by truthsearch · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Leela: They're going to destroy the entire Earth if they don't see some stupid TV show about some bimbo lawyer?
      Fry: It's crazy! How could they even know about a show from a thousand years ago?
      Farnsworth: Well, Omicron Persei 8 is about a thousand light years away. So the electro-magnetic waves would just recently have gotten there. You see-
      Fry: Magic. Got it.

    12. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to ask slashdot WTF the witesr's strike has to do with me
      You, sir, must never have watched Star Trek or Firefly and we must ask that you leave our clubhouse...
    13. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Now that the writer's strike is over, you should shop your story in Hollywood. It's part Erin Brockovich, part "Anatomy of a Murder" with a "lawyer with a heart of gold" main character. Hollywood LOVES remakes. Let's wait until we get a happy ending to go with.

      Off topic: how do we, as non-lawyer types, bring some of the lawyers working for the RIAA up to their respective Bar Association for ethical/procedural violations? I would hope that would contain the RIAA better. I don't know. Maybe the Judges will do it for us.
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    14. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by techpawn · · Score: 2, Funny

      But my pop-culture saturated brain always translates that username as, "Single Female Lawyer,"
      Well thank you VERY much! Now I can never see a post or story from him without "NewYorkCountyLawyer... Havin' lots of sex..." echo through my head!
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    15. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Just so long as there aren't any drug crazed hippies there.

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    16. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *cue Onion article*

      Also, sir, you are an idiot. Please hand over your UID and leave Slashdot.

      I bet "I waited for you" would also mean nothing to your barbarian mind.

    17. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by Steeltalon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Well, I don't know about hippies but I wouldn't be surprised by Coke "Ugh... I think that lawyer snorted something through his human horn" followed by: "Look at my hands. They're huge and they can touch anything except each other. Woah!" Or, more likely, something resembling a scene from terminator...

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    18. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Remember, though -- you're still a lawyer, so even if you're on our side, we all fucking hate your scaley snake-ass.

    19. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Now that the writer's strike is over, you should shop your story in Hollywood. It's part Erin Brockovich, part "Anatomy of a Murder" with a "lawyer with a heart of gold" main character. Hollywood LOVES remakes."

      It may have to be an independent film.

    20. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by mweather · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's Omicron Persei 8, not 7.

    21. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by kimvette · · Score: 1

      I liked you before, but now that I know you are a Futurama fan, I adore you! :-D

      Seriously though that was pretty funny, although wasn't it Omicron Persei 8?

      Signed,
      purple haired feak (yeah my hair is purple now, as homage to my favorite TV show!)

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    22. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      Could we maybe do some kind of "nerd test" and if you fail it, you get redirected to DIGG instead?

      Ok, here is question #1:

      Which of the following have you watched more than five episodes of?

      • Star Trek (any series)
      • Battlestar Galactica (either version)
      • The X-Files
      • Buffy the Vampire Slayer
      • Firefly
      • Stargate: SG1
      • Babylon 5
      • Heroes
      A passing score requires at least four. Bonus points for any seasons you have on DVD.
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    23. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      Uh oh. I've been exposed. My score on the test is "0".

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    24. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course not. This is the unofficial thread.

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    25. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by Sique · · Score: 1

      Mine is 1 + 1(forced) (my sister-in-law used to like Buffy, so I was forced to watch it while visiting her).

      I tried X-Files once, and it was so bad that I actually wrote a persiflage about it (albeit in German).

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    26. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by wish+bot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It also shows the difference that ONE person can make. Now, I know there's more to it than that, but so many people here complain that the only way to enact change is with gobs of money. Well here is proof that dedication, perseverance, and calm rational reasoning CAN make a difference.

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    27. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by rilian4 · · Score: 1

      I get 7 points. I've only seen 2 eppy's of hereoes...I've seen scores of all the others..ouch.

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    28. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are we to believe you wrote this 'persiflage' at your Swiss finishing school? Where until you made your entry into the world as a young debutante you used to enjoy watching Buffy while writing an extension to a popular role-playing game allowing the dyslexic main character to dress in women's clothes for a special Cold War mission to woo a Russian diplomat?
       
      How far can you continue to go, mixing truth with lies? Yes you probably have watched Buffy and the X-Files at some point, but don't pretend you know German if you can't even master the rudiments of English grammar.

    29. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by lgw · · Score: 1

      Well, until there's a new Star Trek on the air, the nerdyness of TV is debatable. I'll have to get new rabbit ears when the new old Star Trek comes out ...

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    30. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      So is this the official NewYorkCountryLawyer gets modded up on every post thread? Its like your own personal karma whorehouse! Go man go! Seriously, who cares? Karma is just a (probably futile) way of keeping the trolls down. All it gets you is a potential +1 bonus. You can build up a good karma score in like 3 weeks by simply being halfway intelligent and/or posting content-free posts of the appropriate political alignment. The modding system is largely nonsense, little more than a popularity contest. It's good for keeping blatant trolls and goatse fools down, but not much else.
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    31. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by Sique · · Score: 1

      You are a quite persistant troll, but I rather doubt your ability to even detect any grammar errors in German :)

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    32. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet it will always be much easier for you to call people trolls than have to produce your alleged article, in German. If what you say is true and not yet another of your fantasies, produce the article. And produce the code for the RPG too while you're at it. It doesn't lend any credibility to your case that like so many overblown egos you have not a shred of evidence in support of your own claimed greatness. It's patently clear from your posts here at Slashdot that you are no linguist. German rules of grammar derive from latin, and are highly precise. If you can't even place a comma correctly in English, with its substantially more relaxed grammatical rules, there is no way you could do it in German . I submit it's also highly unlikely that you have ever written any code (even 'Hello World' would require some knowledge of syntax in any language, which you clearly don't have).

      I'm in the mood for some humour, so why don't you humour me and produce your alleged in article in German. I think it would be hilarious to see your attempt at word order in the German language, having seen the standard of your English here on Slashdot.

      Whether you like it or not, people DO judge you on the standard of your grammar. English is an easy language. Learn English first, before you even think about German.

    33. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by Sique · · Score: 1

      There is the article: Akte LS (the german Name for X-Files is "Akte X"). And there is one the RPGs: Nightfall. Log in and check for "Sique". Feel free to try to solve the Schilda quest, which I wrote 10 years ago.

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    34. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Omicron Persei 8... Lrrr is not fooled by your slumping posture and hairy knuckles...

    35. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by Eddi3 · · Score: 1

      Umm... I've seen all of them... ...And I'm only 16.

      I guess it's official, I have no life.

      To my credit, I've only seen half a season of Buffy and B5.

    36. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought you were helping to save us from some clowns.

    37. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take back everything I wrote. Sorry about all that! That's a fine-looking MUD and I would love to try it, although for the moment I will refrain from doing so, just in case you're angry and on the hunt for my IP address.

    38. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      I'm proud to be in the vanguard of the struggle to save Earth from the clones. I thought you were helping to save us from some clowns. Clowns. Clones. Klingons. And other clammy clods who make up the RIAA ranks.
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    39. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by Sique · · Score: 1

      We all have once or another time barked up the wrong tree. So no harm done :)

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    40. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by LakeSolon · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why you felt it necessary to link to the Klingon wikipedia entry on slashdot. I would have thought Clowns would be more deserving of such in this setting.

    41. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      "Pop" means popular. The stuff we watch usually isn't. How many non-nerds do you know who like Dr Who?

      How many nerds do you know that waytch American Idol or, damn, what was that stupid show Tami was watching last night ablut building a house for a one-legged marine? I was reading Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy again (my daughter bought me an omnibus set for Christmas) while it was on and wasn't paying attention to the TV.

      -mcgrew

      (BTW, my original comment was modded fairly, I'd have modded it that way myslef.)

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    42. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Star Trek is back on? Damn, how many episodes have I missed?

      Would one of you pseudonerds care to poing to a nerd TV show that is affected by the writer's strike RIGHT NOW? Because if there is indeed a nerd show on I'd like to see it.

      Oh waith there's that Terminator show, I keep forgetting to watch it. Is it any good?

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    43. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why you felt it necessary to link to the Klingon wikipedia entry on slashdot. Sorry. What was I thinking?
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  2. Lesson being learned by the RIAA here: by Enlarged+to+Show+Tex · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It takes far more money to buy the entire judicial system than it does to buy a few hundred politicians

    1. Re:Lesson being learned by the RIAA here: by Bombula · · Score: 1
      What we're witnessing are the death throws of the RIAA. I predict it will be gone within 3-5 years, and the whole traditional music/label industry in 10. The fact that they would rather litigate than innovate is clear evidence that they're just a fat guy hanging on to a crumbling cliff by his fingernails. More nails in the coffin: Wall Street has finally started issuing warnings NOT to invest in music industry stocks.

      The industry will undoubtedly go down kicking and screaming, but down it will go - of that there can no longer be any doubt.

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    2. Re:Lesson being learned by the RIAA here: by mrxak · · Score: 1

      I think you're right. I just hope that it soon becomes prohibitively expensive to hire all their lobbyists and lawyers compared to their lawsuit payouts.

    3. Re:Lesson being learned by the RIAA here: by powerlord · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The industry will undoubtedly go down kicking and screaming, but down it will go - of that there can no longer be any doubt.


      I disagree. I think instead that, "The industry AS IT IS NOW will undoubtedly go down kicking and screaming, but down it will go UNLESS IT CHANGES."

      Imagine if the Recording Industry decided to offer up its music at one "low price", or perhaps they decided to offer non-DRMed tracks (perhaps for an extra dollar. Or maybe they could offer an "all you can eat" monthly subscription, or maybe a free streaming service.

      Now imagine if all the groups doing this started signing up exclusive talent to their service, and perhaps decided to form an organization to help watch out for their interests (lobbying, etc.) .

      Perhaps something like "The Online Recording Industry Association of America".

      Maybe they can just shorten it to ORIAA.

      All that is happening is that the current business model is failing. If the existing recording companies fail to recognize this, and prepare themselves for the paradigm shift, then they will be rendered obsolete by new companies that DO recognize the shifting ground in the marketplace.

      As a consumer though, there will always be a RIAA, or its successor, the only question is whether it will view us as adversaries or consumers.
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    4. Re:Lesson being learned by the RIAA here: by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah. You also forgot to add BSD is dead, Microsoft is on the way out also, and this will finally be the year of "Linux on the Desktop".

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    5. Re:Lesson being learned by the RIAA here: by Bombula · · Score: 1
      Now imagine if all the groups doing this started signing up exclusive talent to their service

      You were going great, right up to the "exclusive" part. That's where it all falls down. Exclusivity is impossible because technology has made ownership and control over music (just 1s and 0s like any other data) impossible.

      Yes of course it is the business model that is changing and not the industry per se. But this is a bit like saying that the celluloid film industry is not failing, it is that their business model must change to adapt to digital technology. Well, OK. But in reality, film is dying and digital technology is what killed it. And all of the presumptions and systems and capital tied to that old technology are now obsolete. And yet, we haven't seen Kodak and Nikon suing everyone who uses a digital camera and copies pictures on their computer. That's because they haven't been crying themselves to sleep at night, they've been busy adapting and innovating.

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    6. Re:Lesson being learned by the RIAA here: by powerlord · · Score: 1

      Just because you CAN copy zeroes and ones, doesn't mean its legal, and doesn't mean you should.

      Take a look at the television and movie studios for a glimpse on doing things better (not necessarily "right"). Somehow, even though lots of people move movies and TV around on BitTorrent, iTunes and Amazon/Unbox seem to be making a living.

      Exclusive distributor is still a recognized concept. The movie studios are sussing this out much better than the music studios

      For instance: NBC got into a tiff with iTunes. You can no longer download episodes for their shows from there, your CAN however still get episodes from Amazon/Unbox. iTunes lost their distribution rights, and (assuming were iTunes only competitor), Amazon/Unbox would have exclusive distribution rights one that video download.

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    7. Re:Lesson being learned by the RIAA here: by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2, Funny
      What we're witnessing are the death throws of the RIAA.

      It's death throes, not death throws! THROES. GAAaaahhh! (grabs wax doll, removes RIAA sticker and a few pins, writes "Bombula" on a tag and pins it to doll. Grabs said doll and swings violently against remains of a TV, then bashes with a copy of Mein Strunk.) Death THROES of RIAA ! THROES!! AHahaha! (throes doll out the window, takes deep breath, checks medication...)

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    8. Re:Lesson being learned by the RIAA here: by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      No, you just have to make it worthwhile for people to pay you to deal with the 1's and 0's instead of doing it themselves. Making copies of bits is no longer technically impossible, and business should treat it as such. There are plenty of models to still make money around music.

      Trying to artificially limit an infinite resource is a stupid idea. You should charge for the value you add... you get air for free, but service stations charge you for the compressing it so it'll go into your tires. Same kinda concept... bits are infinitely replicable, so use the infinite good (the mp3) to promote the scarce good (concert tickets). And realize that you cannot "monetize" every single thing, and it doesn't make sense to. That's a bullshit idea that grew out of 80's economics and business practices, and only now are people starting to realize that when you do that, you're basically selling your invisible capital, such as your company's reputation and goodwill.

    9. Re:Lesson being learned by the RIAA here: by Bombula · · Score: 1

      Pitabred pretty much said it all for me. The only point I would add is that the primary reason, in my opinion, that movies and TV have not YET suffered the same piracy as music is that they contain much larger amounts of data. If 100MB/s fiber connections were piped to every household with $40/mo broadband, the state of the DVD market would be very different - it would much more closely match the state of the music market.

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  3. For the non lawyers by ZanySpyDude · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:For the non lawyers by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Funny

      You mean there are non-lawyers here?

      Now you tell me.

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    2. Re:For the non lawyers by mooingyak · · Score: 5, Funny

      The non-lawyers must not post very often. Everything I read here is pretty much dead on for accuracy on legal issues.

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    3. Re:For the non lawyers by somersault · · Score: 1

      You think you're shocked? I'm surprised to see someone actually doing something about all this RIAA crap instead of just complaining! Nice one :)

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    4. Re:For the non lawyers by RobBebop · · Score: 4, Funny

      The non-lawyers must not post very often. Everything I read here is pretty much dead on for accuracy on legal issues.

      IANAL, but I have represented myself on numerous occasions against various traffic infractions, so I have much experience on all matters of law.

      I can see why you would be confused.

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    5. Re:For the non lawyers by _Shad0w_ · · Score: 1

      Do rules lawyers count?

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    6. Re:For the non lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      But, for some reason, the authors of most of those posts have a bizarre anal fixation.

    7. Re:For the non lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks. For a moment, I thought it was a mucus curry. Bleargh!

    8. Re:For the non lawyers by gzerphey · · Score: 1

      This is why I read at Score: 0. This is a gem of a comment... Where are my points when I need them.

      Screw it.. I'll sacrifice my own Karma.

      Kudos and well done.

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  4. Geez Louise, by arizwebfoot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You have to wonder what they'll do next.

    Maybe claim that if you share ear buds with your friend, that you're "stealing" the music? That you should be prosecuted for theft?

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    1. Re:Geez Louise, by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If they thought they could get away with it, I'm sure they would do that. As it stands now they either: 1) have one small toe grounded in reality enough to let them know that this wouldn't be allowed, or 2) have this as a future step in their master plan.

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    2. Re:Geez Louise, by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 2, Funny

      On the plus side, if they decide to prosecute you for sharing a pair of ear bud headphones with your buddy, you'll only be liable for "stealing" half the song!

    3. Re:Geez Louise, by name*censored* · · Score: 1

      On the plus side, if they decide to prosecute you for sharing a pair of ear bud headphones with your buddy, you'll only be liable for "stealing" half the song! ...But your buddy will take huge legal damages for "setting up an illegal and unauthorised song sharing system".
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  5. RIAA = SCO? by CheechBG · · Score: 4, Interesting

    is it just me, or are there more and more similarities between the RIAA's public handling of these cases and the SCO ordeal? It seems like ever week or so another judge issues a smackdown to the RIAA's motions or momentum. I hope for the sake of the public that this doesn't drag on as long as the SCO trial did/is, but I can't help but draw the conclusion that the RIAA's path is ultimately doomed. If not doomed by the courts, then doomed by inciting subversion in their user base. It's just a shame that this has to affect so many more people than just SCO vs. Novell/IBM (and Linux users collectively)

    1. Re:RIAA = SCO? by qortra · · Score: 4, Insightful
      If you get the majority of your news from Slashdot, I think your perception of the state of affairs would be skewed. There are several important differences between SCO and RIAA:
      • SCO was evil and stupid, whereas the RIAA is merely evil (though it has had bonehead moments)
      • SCO was only known or really recognized among people (usually IT/Software people) who were smart and knowledgeable enough to know just how terrible they were. The RIAA, on the other hand, is a nationally recognized organization, and the majority of people who know them won't have the knowledge or experience to know exactly why they suck so much.
      • The RIAA has deep pockets and [until recently] enjoyed the outright support of very large influential corporations. SCO, on the other hand, only had Microsoft which really couldn't outright support SCO (they had to support them through shady deals like buying licenses, and that only goes so far).
      • SCO was looking out for SCO. They were a greedy, selfish, stupid company that were willing to bring down the entire open source community for their own profit. The RIAA on the other hand has the interests of an entire business model in hand; they see it as their job to rescue a dying business model from death. Not only do they enjoy the support of their constituent corporations, but also sympathy and legal/lobby aid from their evil sister organizations (MPAA, BSA to name a few).
      None of this is written to claim that there isn't hope. However, this will be a much harder battle than SCO. SCO was pathetic, and the RIAA simply isn't.
    2. Re:RIAA = SCO? by RobBebop · · Score: 1

      similarities between the RIAA's public handling of these cases and the SCO ordeal

      Also, SCO got upset at PJ on GrokLaw, just as RIAA is getting upset at NYCL on his site. I forget the specifics, but I recall that SCO tried to defame PJ's character for reporting truthfully in regards to their case.

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    3. Re:RIAA = SCO? by FlyByWire63 · · Score: 1

      This might be slightly off-topic, but I would like to see someone open a software audit of the RIAA and see how much stuff they're using illegally! Didn't they want to charge a million for every CD that was illegally copied? Time to turn the tables for a few minutes.

      I just think it would be an interesting proposition....

    4. Re:RIAA = SCO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "then doomed by inciting subversion in their user base."

      Your speaking as if the general consumer is a willing user of their 'services' in the first place.

      I only point this out because the average person wouldn't be able to tell you what the RIAA is, and if you explained it to them, they would certainly be frustrated to find there isn't an 'opt-out' box they can check off to simply give their money directly to the bands they love and want to support in the first place.

    5. Re:RIAA = SCO? by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think you overestimate the notoriety of the RIAA.

      While there are certainly industry types and perhaps some
      related business owners that might be familiar with them,
      the RIAA might as well be SCO.

      As far as whether or not those who know know well enough
      to despise them... well, there's that last bit about the
      RIAA trying to reduce songwriter royalties. So don't be
      so sure that the non-geeks aren't aware of how evil the
      RIAA is.

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    6. Re:RIAA = SCO? by Kpau · · Score: 1

      The problem is, every time I read something the RIAA lawyers have created (briefs, public statements, etc) ... I'm often left with the impression that the RIAA doesn't exactly have Class A lawyers in their stable... maybe not even "Class C". My perception is that the RIAA has simply attracted the less competent lawyers who smelled "easy money"--> resulting in the repeated smackdown rulings from more and more judges. The entertainment industry may have a legit gripe or two... but the RIAA antics simply obliterate them under a cloud of shit. I'll stop now before I derail into some rant involving Newton's line about creativity and "originality".

    7. Re:RIAA = SCO? by qortra · · Score: 1

      RIAA trying to reduce songwriter royalties. [snip] So don't be so sure that the non-geeks aren't aware of how evil the RIAA is. Ahh, good point. There are artisans and industry insiders who despise the RIAA. Trust me, I'm not ignoring these people. But in the end, these are the people that are getting the money, not giving it. These are the "starving" artists that will work for RIAA labels no matter what. The people that need to be anti-RIAA are the consumers, and those are the people that generally aren't aware of the evil (unless they've been sued, of course).

      RIAA might as well be SCO. That acronym, of course, is not exactly ubiquitous. However, unlike SCO, if you read their full name (Recording Industry Association of America), people will immediately know what they do and why the exist. Moreover, people are generally familiar with their work: phrases like "went gold", or "double platinum" are all terms created by the RIAA sales certification system. The majority of people understand those terms, and are in some way respectful of that system. So, while the RIAA doesn't exactly have great brand recognition, people are certainly familiar with their direct work, and that puts them way ahead of SCO.
    8. Re:RIAA = SCO? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think there's a lot more similarity between the RIAA's behavior and the Scientology. Just as brutal, just as willfully ignorant of any facts, just as determined to win at all costs. Like Hubbard himself said, "Never defend, always attack."

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  6. Euphemisms by pandrijeczko · · Score: 5, Funny
    p2pnet.net reports that the RIAA has egg on its face.

    I'm not sure this is the correct euphimism to use for the RIAA in this sentence.

    Over here in Blighty, the expression "you have egg on your face" is often said to a man who had forgotten to zip up his trouser flies, possibly after visiting a urinal. That's because we British are a quiet and genteel people who consider it quite rude in polite company to shout out "OI, MATE! YOUR F***IN' FLIES ARE OPEN!" and prefer to use this quaint euphemism instead. Of course, the fact that every other British person in hearing range already knows what the euphemism means and immediately starts staring at the target's gusset-region anyway, doesn't enter into it.

    However, the fact that this euphemism implies that the target is no doubt displaying a flaccid, tiny, shrivelled willy while everyone else is pointing their fingers and laughing at him can hardly be applied to the RIAA now, can it?

    Oh wait...

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    1. Re:Euphemisms by somersault · · Score: 1

      Strange, I just thought it meant embarrasment (I'm from Scotland though, maybe it's different in England). Here "you're flying low" or "your fly's undone" is enough for most.

      Anyway, if indeed what you are saying is true, I nominate "You have long chained proteins on your face!" as something funnier to say when someone is walking around with his wiener hanging out.

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    2. Re:Euphemisms by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Well it makes sense, since the expression "you have egg on your face" means you're embarrassed. And having your fly open is rather embarrassing, especially if you're not wearing underwear.

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    3. Re:Euphemisms by pandrijeczko · · Score: 2, Funny
      And having your fly open is rather embarrassing, especially if you're not wearing underwear.

      I think being embarrassed would much depend on the size of what is being displayed. If the target could, for example, truthfully respond with "Yes, but that pavement is really chafing the end of it", I doubt he would consider that he had too much to be embarrassed about...

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    4. Re:Euphemisms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a troll! Scots don't wear pants!!

    5. Re:Euphemisms by newtley · · Score: 1

      I'm originally from London and that said, Ida fort OI, MATE! YOUR F***IN' FLIES ARE OPEN! woodabin even betah. Wish oida fort ov it. On second thoughts, though, it wouldn't have worked. Only one of the RIAA minions is male. So maybe you're correct ;p Cheers! Jon - p2pnet

    6. Re:Euphemisms by Phoenix666 · · Score: 1

      "quiet and genteel." Methinks you've never seen "Little Britain," been to a football match, or watched a session of Parliament.

      I do not think those words mean what you think they mean. ;-)

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    7. Re:Euphemisms by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      Back in the day when the entertainment industry believed outtakes were a Bad Thing, and the original Star Trek blooper reel was seen only on the surreptitious college circuit, it was often accompanied by some other showbiz bloopers. One, in particular, was hysterically funny...it featured Garry Moore, a Fifties game-show and variety-show host, doing his opening monologue wearing Bermuda shorts which had burst on the fashion-fad scene circa 1956. Unbeknownst to him, his fly was open -- and worse, he was commando. He did jokes for perhaps five minutes, slowly becoming more bewildered as he sensed that the audience was laughing at all the wrong times...like whenever he turned from side to side.

      rj

    8. Re:Euphemisms by pandrijeczko · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      YOU know that and I know that but as far as our brothers across the pond know, we're all still dressing as chimney sweeps and saying "Gor blimey, Mary Poppins" every five minutes.

      And that of course means that they're more than willing to spend vast wads of their hard-earned dollars flying over to London and getting ripped-off by Cockney-sounding Dick Van Dyke wannabes which reduces our balance of trade deficit, thus keeping the interest down meaning the exchange rate stays up so it's easier for us to buy villas in Florida, go to Disney World and all talk and dress like chimney sweeps with really bad teeth.

      Thus the myth is maintained, the circle is complete and at this rate, within about 25 years, we'll all be able to buy the state of Maine for about £1.50.

      And when we're all living over there, then we'll give them a right good tupping... "Colony, my arse!"

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    9. Re:Euphemisms by JoeZeppy · · Score: 2, Funny
      Over here in Blighty, the expression "you have egg on your face" is often said to a man who had forgotten to zip up his trouser flies, possibly after visiting a urinal.

      Ha! Where I'm from, we say "Kennywood's open!"

      50 Imaginary mod points to the first person to correctly localize that euphemism!

    10. Re:Euphemisms by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      Your name is Nels Olsen, you were the storekeeper in "Little House On The Prairie" and I claim my 50 mod points.

      Yay!

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    11. Re:Euphemisms by JeepFanatic · · Score: 3, Informative

      So ... what part of Pittsburgh are you from?

    12. Re:Euphemisms by JoeZeppy · · Score: 1
      So ... what part of Pittsburgh are you from?

      There ya go, a pound a' jumbo and a Kewpie doll to the yinzer! :')

    13. Re:Euphemisms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Over here in Blighty, the expression "you have egg on your face" is often said to a man who had forgotten to zip up his trouser flies, possibly after visiting a urinal

      No it isn't. You're talking bollocks mate.

    14. Re:Euphemisms by blueforce · · Score: 1

      OI, MATE! YOUR F***IN' FLIES ARE OPEN!

      That sounds like something an Australian would say. In America we say "Hey, Dude! You have windows on your laptop!"

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    15. Re:Euphemisms by ppanon · · Score: 1

      However, the fact that this euphemism implies that the target is no doubt displaying a flaccid, tiny, shrivelled willy while everyone else is pointing their fingers and laughing at him can hardly be applied to the RIAA now, can it?
      Apparently you don't realize that outside the UK, people actually use underwear.

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  7. is this a victory against the RIAA? by kevgaxxana · · Score: 1

    i really can't tell, because the could just as easily use this for momentum.

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  8. I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 5, Funny

    How many times on how many levels can one reference oneself. He submitted an article that was written by him about a court ruling on his work. I'm not dissing him, I'm just envious. Maybe someday, I'll figure out a way to write a fully recursive story.

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    1. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by RockedMan40 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well - If he can deliver a good smackdown to ANY *IAA group, he can post "I am God" every day on ./ for all I care!

      And If I have mod points that day, will give him an "Informative" or "Underrated" mod!

    2. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by reddburn · · Score: 1

      Then make your atom/rss feed post to the firehose. Do you really think that it's him that posts each of these stories? I've never met busier people than practicing trial attorneys, outside of teaching hospitals.

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    3. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      Hey, don't knock it!

      The best and most interesting story I could think of publishing about myself was that I once tripped over the foot of Fish, the (then) lead singer of the British progressive rock band, Marillion, at a music festival.

      It's not even as though I could give the story a comical ending by stating that either he or I fell over face first into a conveniently-placed pile of cow manure - all he said to me was "Mind yourself" in his strong Scottish brogue and went on his merry way.

      Ho hum.

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    4. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Maybe someday, I'll figure out a way to write a fully recursive story.

      That's the easy part. The hard part is getting it on slashdot's front page. Since Mr. Beckerman is writing about something that is near and dear to many slashdotters' hearts (mine included) it's easy for him, hard for you and me.

      Speaking of which, I apologize for the dearth of self-referential slashdot journals lately.

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    5. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 3, Funny

      How many times on how many levels can one reference oneself. He submitted an article that was written by him about a court ruling on his work. I'm not dissing him, I'm just envious. Maybe someday, I'll figure out a way to write a fully recursive story. In my defense, I wasn't planning to submit this article. A friend had the idea, and twisted my arm to do it.

      But now that I've done it, I'm glad I did, because I'm reading some of the funniest comments I've ever read, such as this one, this one, and this one. And the thread is only about 20 minutes old at this point, so I would say we're just getting warmed up.
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    6. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You just had to add one more level by posting a comment, didn't you...

    7. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Mr. Beckerman is writing about something that is near and dear to many slashdotters' hearts (mine included) You're right. The way I first heard about Slashdot was that one day I found a post on my blog about RIAA litigation getting clobbered by visitors from a place called "slashdot.org" where an amazing Talmudic debate was under way, in which various participants were citing to various segments of various litigation documents and transcripts. I said to myself

      "what the heck is this? it looks like an internet discussion board but it's obviously something much different than that? and who are these people, they seem like lawyers, who else would be interested? but they seem smarter than lawyers? just as argumentative, but more logical?" So I asked my youngest son, who is an astrophysicist and techie, and he set me straight. And my life hasn't been the same since.
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    8. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

      So I asked my youngest son, who is an astrophysicist and techie, and he set me straight. He said:

      "No, dad, these people aren't like you. They have souls unlike lawyers but they lack lives.

      A lawyer will have many dates while a geek or nerd will have none. You might wow a girl by bringing her home to your mansion and serving her fine wine & caviar, a Slashdotter will call upstairs to his mother for more rice krispy treats and kool aid.

      You know your bounds on expertise and the law is your opinion. The Slashdotter knows no bounds on his expertise and his opinion is the law.

      So you see, dad, if you try and communicate with these beings, you best not make a mistake or confuse Shatner with Nimoy or you'll face the most demeaning comments the internet has ever seen.
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    9. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You just had to add one more level by posting a comment, didn't you... I always comment. Being a good listener isn't one of my virtues.
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    10. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, that is not what he said.

      Remember,
      (a) he's a geek too, and
      (b) I'm basically a nerd, although I've misplaced the pocket protectors which served me so well during my days at Bronx High School of Science.

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    11. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by Reziac · · Score: 2, Funny

      So long as you're a good talker, we don't care. [g]

      Now, go crack some more eggs!!

      [This is the RIAA. This is the RIAA fried with bacon. Any questions??]

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    12. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by fishthegeek · · Score: 1

      Dear God I needed that laugh! You are my "Internet Hero of the Day!"

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    13. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (b) I'm basically a nerd, although I've misplaced the pocket protectors which served me so well during my days at Bronx High School of Science.
      Though not mentioned, one can assume *cough* that he knows exactly where his old sliderule is. Welcome home NewYorkCountryLawyer.

      Coming from 666, the welcome home may not count for much, but I, for one, am glad you decided to join us here.
    14. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by RockedMan40 · · Score: 1



      Went to lunch, came back, and *still* chuckling over all this....

      Rock on, Country!

    15. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by powerlord · · Score: 1

      a place called "slashdot.org" where an amazing Talmudic debate was under way

      Hmmm, first time I think I've ever heard Slashdot compared to a Talmudic debate. I certainly see the similarities (opposing positions trying to sway the opposite side pulling in citations from other sources), but I still see a few differences (like the lack of each page starting with a quote from "Plony Almony" going "First Drash!", or a flame war erupting that covered three pages between those supporting Beit Shammai and those supporting Beit Hillel).

      On the other hand, its certainly a place where practitioners and laymen sit around after hours (and perhaps during), and toss ideas around (sometimes foolish, sometimes practical), so maybe the comparison has more merit than I would have guessed. :)
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    16. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by Technician · · Score: 1

      No, that is not what he said.

      I liked the writers embellishment. I never laughed so hard in my life. I'm glad you posted earlier that you enjoyed the roasting on Slashdot. You gotta admit, it was very funny.

      Welcome to Slashdot where the line between humor and flame is very small and many fail to see it. Your son is welcome too. Keep up the good work. I would hate to see the damage the RIAA would do without you. Thanks. Give'em hell.

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    17. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that he's also the largest contributor of comments to this thread as well.

      Layne

    18. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by tprime · · Score: 1

      Yeah, he went to really extreme lengths to KarmaWhore..... Makes my attempts to get to '+5 Funny' on this post seem lazy....

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    19. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      Went to lunch, came back, and *still* chuckling over all this... Me too. Great fun for a Friday.
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    20. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by belmolis · · Score: 1

      I hope that you didn't get your hopes too high. If you've read some other /. discussions of IP issues, you will have discovered that many people here don't understand the difference between copyrights, patents, and trademarks, or between civil and criminal law.

    21. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      How many times on how many levels can one reference oneself. He submitted an article that was written by him about a court ruling on his work. I'm not dissing him, I'm just envious. Maybe someday, I'll figure out a way to write a fully recursive story.

      Don't forget that he's also posting comments to the article he submitted about his blog post regarding a court ruling on his work. Now if only he can somehow get those Slashdot comments entered into the legal record...

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    22. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Well, as long as he stays away from spamming /. I suppose that would be ok ;)

    23. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Welcome to Slashdot where the line between humor and flame is very small and many fail to see it."

      Much like other things at Slashdot.

    24. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How many times on how many levels can one reference oneself?"

      Although Bertrand Russel's Category Theory only applies directly to linguistic self-reference, implicitly it states 0 times.

  9. Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But my pop-culture saturated brain always translates that username as, "Single Female Lawyer," and I worry about visitors from Omicron Persei 7. The first time I read it, I actually thought it was a pun on The Hyperchicken which would always start his sentences with "Now, your honor, I'm may be just a simple hyperchicken from a backwoods asteroid ..." from the same pop culture show you speak of.

    Luckily, once I read his posts, I was quite impressed and informed but also saddened by the way he was treated when he was first interviewed on Slashdot. But lucky for us, he keeps contributing massively and acts as a bridge between us and that strange foreign legal world where logic will get you killed.

    Furthermore, I hope I get a follow up story where NewYorkCountryLawyer gets mad and pushes back. Of all the people assaulted by the RIAA, he's the most likely to be able to comprehensively do something about that. Hats off to you, Ty & Ray!

    Just, please, NYCL, for the love of God whatever you do do not install P2P client software on your computer at this point! :-)
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  10. Dr. Seuss by scubanator87 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would you like green eggs and ham?

  11. Only a judge of good character by zappepcs · · Score: 5, Funny
    would be able to do this without laughing loudly and falling off their chair... emphasis is mine

    the RIAA lawyers attacked the blog 'Recording Industry vs. The People' for its criticism of the RIAA as seeking to 'abuse the American judicial system, distort copyright law, and frighten ordinary working people and their children' and then falsely claimed that the blog's author is an EFF attorney -- this despite the fact that they know that the blog's author (known on Slashdot as NewYorkCountryLawyer) is a partner in a New York law firm and not an EFF attorney. Judge Gertner apparently wasn't impressed, and granted the EFF's motion [CC], rejecting the RIAA's objections, since she felt amici curiae might 'shed light' on the 'copyright law' and 'computer technology' issues before her." The RIAA accused NewYorkCountryLawyer of using *THEIR* business model against them. Surely that is illegal? right?
    1. Re:Only a judge of good character by arootbeer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only if they patented it! Haven't you been keeping up with slashdot?

  12. nycl: an offer by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Interesting

    i live and work in midtown, have an hd camera and an editting set up, and a burning passion in support of a common sense approach to intellectual property

    i am not looking for a soap box, i am offering you a soap box. if you ever had dreams of pulling a michael moore or a morgan spurlock on the riaa, let's do it

    call it "taking on the riaa", or i am sure you can think of a better title. we can sample some of the more egregious bastard things these guys pull, and document, in real time, as they are taken down in case after case, digesting it into something more palatable for the mainstream public by explaining to them why it should matter (in a cinematic way, not a talky way: interview say that woman from wappingers falls who was attacked). emotionally, it would simply be little guy versus vile conglomerate. all factual, no stagey theatrics. but not boring and dry legalese. done right, it would be cinema gold

    i'm 100% serious. if you are game, i am willing to commit serious time to this. lead us on nycl. i am sure there are other slashdotters who would sign on to this too

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    1. Re:nycl: an offer by robot_love · · Score: 1

      I believe the guerilla documentary is the most effective tool we have in the battle against corporations and the government. If this gets rolling, I promise two things: 1. Make it refundable in case it all falls through and I'll donate 50 pounds to the movie. 2. I'll spend no less than 100 GB of bandwidth distributing it on eMule.

      What this really needs is someone to organize it and make it happen. I'd volunteer, but I'm already fighting the fight over at iRate Radio (our attempt to completely circumvent the RIAA. Come check us out, the project is just taking off again and is destined for something great).

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    2. Re:nycl: an offer by RobBebop · · Score: 1

      Number 1 rule of message board self-promotion, when you refer to your project ALWAYS provide the link you want people to use.

      I found an interview with iRATE Radio Creator Anthony Jones, a SourceForge page, and the Wikipedia article.

      Number 2 rule of self-promotion, explain why I should care. In the case of iRate, you should probably say something like:

      iRate is a Legal Mp3 aggregation tool that finds highly rated, copyleft music that matches a users preferences and automagically downloads it into the user's library.

      Number 3 rule... get it posted on the message board mainpage when it is ready for general consumption. Because people are less likely to check it out if it is only posted in a comment.

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    3. Re:nycl: an offer by RobBebop · · Score: 1

      Off Topic: The link in your Sig to "bangamovie.com" seems to point to a Domain Squatter.

      On topic:

      Word of caution: Making a film is hard work, but you probably know that from the low budget film you are producing. I have personally put together a "movie" of an experience I had last summer. This came together over the course of 2 weeks of filming and 3-4 months of editing. Mind you, I didn't have to any of the things that you'll have to do such as (a) research, (b) write a script, (c) edit the script to create a compelling story, or (d) contact people to do interviews with.

      I guess my point is: You would really need the right set of creative and technical people to accomplish what you are suggesting.

      That said, it sounds like a great idea. If I could help with research or scripting or anything needed based in the Boston area... try to get in contact (link to a site that has an e-mail address for me is in my signature).

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    4. Re:nycl: an offer by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      NYCL: attention, before you do anything with the parent of this post you may want to research about this person at kuro5hin.org IMO he is a Troll and nothing else.

    5. Re:nycl: an offer by robot_love · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...I would have put a link in, but I'm certainly not a whiz with html. I have trouble making line breaks when I write a comment!

      I appreciate your summary and your link findings. In all honesty, it was less of an announcement and more of just being excited about what is going on. Thanks for your interest anyways. It is appreciated.

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    6. Re:nycl: an offer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do it!! I would but it! I would support it! Please, Obe-won NYCL, You are our only hope!

  13. Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    once I read his posts, I was quite impressed and informed but also saddened by the way he was treated when he was first interviewed on Slashdot. Thank you, eldavojohn, for bringing a smile to my face, reminding me of that raucous interview and its aftermath in the comments section. But you needn't have been saddened by my treatment. I loved every minute of it. What you may not know about me is that I come from a family where there is nothing we loved more than a good argument. Combat is in my blood. I totally loved the experience of being interviewed and then roasted on Slashdot. I thrive in an environment where there is freedom to speak freely, because I believe that in a fair and open forum the truth will prevail.
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  14. Definition of Amicus Curiae by sorak · · Score: 5, Informative

    From Wikipedia

    Amicus curiae (plural amici curiae) is a legal Latin phrase, literally translated as "friend of the court", that refers to someone, not a party to a case, who volunteers to offer information on a point of law or some other aspect of the case to assist the court in deciding a matter before it. The information may be a legal opinion in the form of a brief - testimony that has not been solicited by any of the parties - or a learned treatise on a matter that bears on the case. The decision whether to admit the information lies with the discretion of the court.

    In case anyone else was wondering what amicus curiae meant.

    1. Re:Definition of Amicus Curiae by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      was about to post the question thanks. not all of us can me sudo lawyers i suppose

  15. IANAL-BIPOOS by infonography · · Score: 1

    IANAL-BIPOOS

    I'm not a Lawyer but I play one on Slashdot

    --
    Sorry about the writing. Robot fingers, you know? Cliff Steele in DOOM PATROL #23
    1. Re:IANAL-BIPOOS by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm not a Lawyer but I play one on Slashdot I'm not a lawyer. I was one until Slashdot ruined me for it.
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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    2. Re:IANAL-BIPOOS by Reziac · · Score: 4, Funny

      So, you're a lawyer, except on slashdot, where you play a laywer?? My brain hurts. Where's my lawyer, I need to sue someone for damaging my intellectual property! ;)

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    3. Re:IANAL-BIPOOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should settle out of court. Want a lollipop?

    4. Re:IANAL-BIPOOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not proctologist, but I play one in the bedroom.

    5. Re:IANAL-BIPOOS by Reziac · · Score: 1

      An AC proffers legal advice:

      "Maybe you should settle out of court. Want a lollipop?"

      What a pathetic settlement offer. I've suffered great harm here; I deserve to get the whole candy store!!

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    6. Re:IANAL-BIPOOS by andphi · · Score: 1

      So, what are you now? A bloggerttorney? A oarapundit? Wait, no, that's PJ.

    7. Re:IANAL-BIPOOS by infonography · · Score: 1

      Tell me about it, it looks like I started a new Slashdot Meme.

      Number 12; I am not a [insert] but I play on in/on [insert]

      by Kethinov (636034) on Friday October 05, @12:32PM

      1. Russian reversal - in Soviet Russa joke - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_reversal#Russian_reversal [wikipedia.org]
      2. Beowulf cluster Slashdot meme - "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of..." self referential joke - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slashdot#Culture [wikipedia.org]
      3. Natalie Portman obsession Slashdot meme - originally arose due to widespread attraction of Slashdot posters to Natalie Portman - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slashdot#Culture [wikipedia.org]
      4. Insensitive clod Slashdot meme - joke originating from a Calvin and Hobbes strip dated February 14, 1986 - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slashdot#Culture [wikipedia.org]
      5. 1337 = LEET = elite internet meme - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet [wikipedia.org]
      6. Goatse internet meme - a widespread shock image - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse [wikipedia.org]
      7. "I, for one, welcome our new (insert descriptive here) overlords" internet meme - originally arose due to the widespread popularity of the Simpsons episode "Deep Space Homer" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culturally_significant_phrases_from_The_Simpsons#Influences_on_language [wikipedia.org]
      8. "Netcraft confirms, (insert target of joke here; was originally BSD) is dying" Slashdot meme - one of the original Slashdot troll posts - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slashdot#Culture [wikipedia.org]
      9. Naked / petrified / hot grits poured down the pants Slashdot meme - a reference to an unusual true story about the cruel and unusual punishment of a southern U.S. woman to her unfaithful significant other - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slashdot#Culture [wikipedia.org]
      10. Cowboy Neal Slashdot meme - a reference to Jonathan Pater's nickname which is featured prominently, especially on Slashdot polls - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slashdot#Culture [wikipedia.org]
      11. ??? Profit!!! internet meme - a reference to a joke in a South Park episode - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underpants_Gnomes#The_Gnomes [wikipedia.org]
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    8. Re:IANAL-BIPOOS by syzler · · Score: 1

      My brain hurts. Where's my lawyer, I need to sue someone for damaging my intellectual property!

      Don't you mean intellectual capacity?

  16. Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

    Re: Arguments
    If you didn't enjoy it, you would have picked the wrong field.....

    Layne

  17. Oh Noes! A judge making an informed decision... by crovira · · Score: 1

    What's next?

    The courts are going to be fair?

    What ever shall become of the RIAA?

    --
    MSBPodcast.com The opinions expressed here are my own. If you don't like 'em... Think up your own stuff.
  18. Hyperchicken? More like Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer. by JoshDM · · Score: 2, Funny

    [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unfrozen_Caveman_Lawyer]Phil Hartman on SNL in the late 80's / early 90's[/url] for originating the win.

    "When I see a solar eclipse, like the one I went to last year in Hawaii, I think 'Oh no! Is the moon eating the sun?' I don't know. Because I'm a caveman -- that's the way I think."

  19. Re:slashdot is getting embarrasing by arizwebfoot · · Score: 0

    Who pee'd in your wheaties this morning?

    --
    Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
  20. Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, when are you, cpt kangarooski and Compulawyer going to form up like Voltron and deliver an unholy (but fully legal) beating to RIAA? Also, how much will tickets be to attend said event?

  21. So which one are you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sexless or soulless? Or worse than both: a tourist?

  22. c'mon RIAA, go frontal, not guerrilla by bzipitidoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    accuse Plaintiffs of acting as "a cartel of multinational corporations [that] collude to abuse our judicial system, distort copyright law, and frighten ordinary working people and their children."

    Well, RIAA lawyers, the answer is simple. Show the world you believe what you say. Sue NYCL for libel! Take on Harvard too, while you're at it. The aggrieved tone of that statement tries to make the accusation sound ridiculous. So why don't you RIAA guys put your money where your mouth is, and sue? You have full confidence you will win, don't you, because he's wrong? Or could it be he's right, and you're nothing but a bunch of sulky bullies spouting trash talk from a safe distance? Guess you haven't got guts enough to take him on, and that says it all right there. This attempt to quash a brief is the equivalent of wishing you could have someone arrested and jailed, but in absence of any reason to do so settling for walking your dog over to fertilize his yard. Weak.

    --
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    1. Re:c'mon RIAA, go frontal, not guerrilla by kimvette · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or could it be he's right, and you're nothing but a bunch of sulky bullies spouting trash talk from a safe distance?


      RIAA = slashdot.org? ;)
      --
      The Christian Right is Neither (Christian nor right). See: Matthew 23, Matthew 25, Ezekiel 16:48-50
    2. Re:c'mon RIAA, go frontal, not guerrilla by mea37 · · Score: 1

      "you're nothing but a bunch of sulky bullies spouting trash talk from a safe distance?"

      So, the theme of your post isn't bad, but it would be stronger if not for the irony of making the above statement while inviting them to sue someone other than yourself.

  23. Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Re: Arguments If you didn't enjoy it, you would have picked the wrong field..... Well I did pick the wrong field. But that's a discussion for another day.
    --
    Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
  24. been both places by nomadic · · Score: 4, Informative

    A lawyer will have many dates while a geek or nerd will have none.

    As an ex-sysadmin turned lawyer I can assure you, to my great chagrin, that is not true.

    1. Re:been both places by Translation+Error · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's because your datability factor is the product of the ratings for all the careers you ever had, and, unfortunately, 0 * many = 0.

      --
      When someone says, "Any fool can see ..." they're usually exactly right.
    2. Re:been both places by nomadic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn, that sucks. I knew I should have been a rock musician.

  25. if you put in on emule by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    i will sue you into oblivion ;-)

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    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  26. Question for NewYorkCountryLawyer by ShinmaWa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One thing that wasn't made clear by the articles, that I was hoping Mr. Beckerman could clear up. It appeared that the EFF was awarded their motion in spite of the RIAA's attempt to falsely associate you and your blog to them, but there's no indication, that I saw, that the court has been made aware that you and your blog are not at all associated.

    Was the false association that the RIAA made between you and the RIAA ever set straight to the court? I know that if anyone tried to falsely associate me to an organization in such a manner, even to an upstanding organization such as EFF, I would be writing all kinds of letters attempting to set the record straight.

    --
    The /. Effect: Thousands of users simultaneously accessing a site to not read its content.
    1. Re:Question for NewYorkCountryLawyer by ShinmaWa · · Score: 1

      made between you and the RIAA My bad. That should have read "between you and the EFF". I'm on cold meds, can't you tell? :)
      --
      The /. Effect: Thousands of users simultaneously accessing a site to not read its content.
    2. Re:Question for NewYorkCountryLawyer by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      Was the false association that the RIAA made between you and the RIAA ever set straight to the court? I don't know. It would be up to one of the parties to the litigation, or the EFF, to do so.
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  27. Also want to know by Kythe · · Score: 1

    I'd also like to know if RIAA might face any penalties for lying in their statements to the court. Does this count as perjury?

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    Kythe
    1. Re:Also want to know by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'd also like to know if RIAA might face any penalties for lying in their statements to the court. Does this count as perjury? It would certainly merit Rule 11 sanctions, and possible dismissal of their case.
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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
  28. Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would you be interested in running for president? That's one of the most encouraging sentiments I've heard in a long time.

  29. Re:Geez Louise,-HEY, IN SCOTLAND... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 3, Informative

    Maybe claim that if you share ear buds with your friend, that you're "stealing" the music? That you should be prosecuted for theft?

    Don't laugh. In Scotland just a few months ago, a car repair facility was fined for public performance without a license because the mechanics doing the repairs were playing their radios loud enough for customers in the waiting area to hear. Remember that radios are licensed in Britain, and that they can be really stupid at times. Especially since the customers could have listened to exactly the same station on their own radios without a problem.

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  30. Bravo! by beadfulthings · · Score: 3, Informative

    New York Country Lawyer, you are an asset to Slashdot. I hope you continue to live long and prosper; you've certainly educated me, and I suspect the same is true for a lot of regular Slashdot readers.

    --
    "Here's what's happening. You're starting to drive like your Dad..." - Red Green
    1. Re:Bravo! by LeeMeador · · Score: 1

      I suspect the same is true for a lot of regular Slashdot readers Why would you insult Slashdot readers by calling them "regular" or are you referring to a well balanced diet including plenty of fruits and vegetables?
  31. Do the RIAA's lawyers suck? by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

    Have you ever been in the situation where you meet with a client's developers, and they have no idea what they're doing? You say "TCP", they hear "Let's go for coffee"? And at that point, you know that the project is doomed.

    I wonder if that's what the RIAA has. They've got the business guys and the lobbyists to put weight on the lawmakers, but when it comes to applying the law itself, they've hired a bunch of guys who are the equivalent of an MCSE with a mail-order diploma?

    1. Re:Do the RIAA's lawyers suck? by oclawgeek · · Score: 1

      I wonder if that's what the RIAA has. They've got the business guys and the lobbyists to put weight on the lawmakers, but when it comes to applying the law itself, they've hired a bunch of guys who are the equivalent of an MCSE with a mail-order diploma? Not having direct experience in litigation with RIAA's lawyers, I shouldn't say. Sadly, however, as foolish as some positions seem, not all judges are equal to the task of sorting the rubbish. What I find annoying in my own law practice against similarly well-heeled opponents, is the great reluctance of the bench to sanction some kinds of lawyers or parties for abuse of the judicial system. I would very much love to see NYCL get a dismissal or considerable sum of cash as a sanction as a result of time wasted on egregious tactics.
      --
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    2. Re:Do the RIAA's lawyers suck? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      What I find annoying in my own law practice against similarly well-heeled opponents, is the great reluctance of the bench to sanction [cornell.edu] some kinds of lawyers or parties for abuse of the judicial system. I would very much love to see NYCL get a dismissal or considerable sum of cash as a sanction as a result of time wasted on egregious tactics. Well maybe things are starting to move in that direction, with the Magistrate's suggestion of Rule 11 sanctions in the University of Maine "John Doe" case, and with the attorneys fee rulings in Capitol v. Foster and Atlantic v. Andersen
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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
  32. Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion by networkBoy · · Score: 3, Funny
    Obviously you enjoyed it because you came back ;)

    Well I did pick the wrong field. But that's a discussion for another day. Have you considered being a /. troll?? You'd likely make the #1 spot faster than any other troll in history!
    -nB
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  33. Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion by BAM0027 · · Score: 1

    I thrive in an environment where there is freedom to speak freely, because I believe that in a fair and open forum the truth will prevail. Can I interest you in a political career? I'd vote for you just on a platform of your statement above.
  34. You'll love this... by jskline · · Score: 1

    This whole scene now is speaking loud volumes of;

    spreading the feces around their own neighborhood and wallowing in it.

    Let the show go on. I'm well overdue for some good entertainment value, and I am getting that value out of the lawyers involved with the RIAA.

    --
    All content in this message is copyright (c) 2008. All rights reserved. RIAA is prohibited here.
  35. Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

    Can I interest you in a political career?
    Ayn Rand's reply, when asked the same question: "I trust that you don't hate me enough to wish such a thing on me."
  36. I sympathize by alexo · · Score: 1

    > So I asked my youngest son, who is an astrophysicist and techie, and he set me straight.
    > And my life hasn't been the same since.


    I know exactly how you feel.

    My youngest son (who is 3 and has an opinion on everything) also loves setting me straight.

  37. Re:creators disempowerment of corepiratenazifelons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    UN-altered REPRODUCTION and DISSEMINATION of this IMPORTANT Information is ENCOURAGED.
    -- baylink

  38. Makes sense to me... by FlyByPC · · Score: 1

    "Amicus curiae" non "amicus RIAAie" est!

    NYCL for President. Go get 'em, sir! 8-)

    --
    Paleotechnologist and connoisseur of pretty shiny things.
  39. In summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RIAA sues someone based on scant evidence, without even knowing their identity. EFF offers some advice on the subject. RIAA flips out because EFF knows the issues pretty well, and moreover, is respected by many in the legal system. Judge accepts offer of testimony from the EFF.

  40. RIAA = RICO? by harvey+the+nerd · · Score: 1

    "RIAA = RICO?" is the question that we really need answered.

    1. Re:RIAA = RICO? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      "RIAA = RICO?" is the question that we really need answered. Maybe it will be answered in the Andersen v. Atlantic class action.
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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
  41. please...please....please by mediaempyre · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I sure wish someone would finally get out in the open how much the recording companies rip us off when we buy a cd. Look at the cost of a blank cd versus what we pay for a recorded one. Remember when cd's came out?? Last forever, and cost less than albums. How much do they actually pay the artists?? Ask anyone how much the groups started by Maurice Starr actually got paid. The BS about paying the artists is just that BS. If mom and pop actually knew how much they're paying that goes to the conglomerates.

    1. Re:please...please....please by JetScootr · · Score: 1

      I sure wish someone would finally get out in the open how much the recording companies rip us off
      Cost of a blank CD (in some places, approx): $0.10
      Value of the RIAA-controlled MUSIC on CD: .. $0.13
      (approx avg 13 songs per CD at $0.01 each)
      Total value per CD: ... $0.23
      Subtract that from how much you paid. Is that open enough?

      --
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  42. Oh come on, get it right at least... by TheAxeMaster · · Score: 1

    It is Omicron Persei 8!

  43. Poster's run-on sentence fails. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you have a sentence that spans six lines on a widescreen monitor, chances are that you've completely lost track of the original idea of your sentence; if you're not going to use proper conjunctions to break things up, then keep the fricking sentences short -- short enough that someone can grasp the concept without reading them over three times to see what you were trying to say in the first place -- otherwise, people lose their train of thought; this is despite the fact that most of the readership here is intelligent, it's just that it is a courtesy to not make people's heads explode when all they're trying to do is RTFA.

    Sincerely,

    GN.

  44. Wrong! by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    This is Seti Alpha 5!

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    Weaselmancer
    rediculous.
  45. yes, i am a troll by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    however, this my online hobby. my real life is nothing like my online identity. if you met me offline, you would find me quite pleasant and agreeable

    while online, i am more like a slobbering retarded pit bull. this bifurcation suits me well. it allows me to explore a side of personality online that i cannot in real life

    --
    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  46. Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion by techpawn · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...where there is nothing we loved more than a good argument.
    An argument? This is Slashdot a.k.a Abuse... You want room 12A just along the corridor...
    --
    Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what your country did to you
  47. Muchos Kudos to NYCL by Stanislav_J · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have always appreciated NYCL's opinions and commentary, and it's not hard to see why the RIAA was so keen on discrediting him. After all, he is their worst nightmare: a lawyer who (a)is not on their side, (b)actually understands computer technology and software, and (c)also understands the dubious legal nature of many of the RIAA's actions. Moreover, he can explain (b) and (c) in ways that even the most clueless judge (not to mention the most non-techie /. reader, like me) can understand. He's showing that the emperor has no clothes (or, at the very least, is in a state of minimal dress) and they take umbrage at that. Keep fighting the good fight, sir -- we salute you.

    --
    "Every great cause begins as a movement, becomes a business, and eventually degenerates into a racket." -- Eric Hoffer
  48. Is this really significant? by Pendersempai · · Score: 1

    I am avowedly disgusted by the RIAA and hate them just as much as any card-carrying slashdotter, but I have to wonder if this is really a significant defeat. To my knowledge, courts pretty much always accept amicus briefs from any semi-credible source. It sounds like this was just a throwaway motion from the RIAA, which was (as was expected) easily defeated. It certainly isn't bad news, but it's hard for me to get excited about it either.

    1. Re:Is this really significant? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Informative

      I am avowedly disgusted by the RIAA and hate them just as much as any card-carrying slashdotter, but I have to wonder if this is really a significant defeat. You're absolutely right that it's not unusual for a judge to grant a motion for leave to file an amicus curiae brief.

      What is unusual -- in fact in 34 1/2 years of experience in litigation I don't think I've ever seen it happen -- is for some lawyer to be moronic enough to oppose. The RIAA lawyers are the only lawyers I have ever seen do such a thing. They've done it at least twice now, and lost both times.

      And what is also unusual is for a member of the Bar to deliberately lie to a federal judge, because the consequences which can flow from that to the lawyer's career are huge. These lawyers deliberately lied to the Judge when they represented that I am an Electronic Frontier Foundation. They also lied to the Judge when they implied that the quote they'd extracted was from February 5, 2008, when in fact it was from months earlier.
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    2. Re:Is this really significant? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      Sorry. In my previous post I omitted the word "attorney" following the word "Foundation".

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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    3. Re:Is this really significant? by Xelios · · Score: 1

      "And what is also unusual is for a member of the Bar to deliberately lie to a federal judge, because the consequences which can flow from that to the lawyer's career are huge. These lawyers deliberately lied to the Judge when they represented that I am an Electronic Frontier Foundation. They also lied to the Judge when they implied that the quote they'd extracted was from February 5, 2008, when in fact it was from months earlier."

      It could well be that they deliberately lied about representing you as an EFF attorney, it certainly looks that way. But, reading the brief they filed, it doesn't seem to me that they implied the quote they extracted was posted February 5, 2008, but rather that they retrieved it from the blog on that date. It's common practice in citing websites to give the date on which you retrieved the information, since websites, unlike 'traditional' media, are dynamic and ever changing.

      --
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    4. Re:Is this really significant? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 2, Informative

      They did NOT retrieve it from the site on February 5, 2008. That quote had been removed months earlier, and appeared nowhere on the site on February 5, 2008.

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    5. Re:Is this really significant? by Xelios · · Score: 1

      Well in that case, very stupid move on their part!

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    6. Re:Is this really significant? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well in that case, very stupid move on their part! They can't help themselves. It's in their nature.
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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    7. Re:Is this really significant? by Pendersempai · · Score: 1

      Ah, I see what you're getting at. It does seem like a very strange move on their part. What law firm do they work for?

    8. Re:Is this really significant? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 2, Informative

      The papers are controlled by Richard Gabriel of Holme Roberts & Owen in Denver, CO.

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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    9. Re:Is this really significant? by roninamano · · Score: 1

      Since when does Rule 11 scare anybody in federal court?? It's only applied when the lawyer is some poor solo practitioner with a humble client or some powerless pro se. I've freakin written songs about the perjury allowed in the Second Circuit and even coined the term S.A.D., or Shyster's Affirmative Defense (also a song title), highlighting the federal court's approval of attorney lying for tactical advantage. In the real-life case that the song is based on, during oral argument of an appeal of then-District Judge Raggi's order, Judges Calebresi and Sotomayer warn an attorney to cut the crap and agree during oral argument to an ethical correction to his procedure on the record. They then tell him that there "will be consequences" if he does not follow his agreement. Every other panel since then ignored the ethics issue, ignored his violation of the agreed procedure, and even ignored is his 'admission' of nine or so material lies. I repeat, every other panel ignored the direct actions of a majority of a prior panel in extracting an agreement not to lie to the court. Every other panel refused to so much as acknowledge Calebresi's or Sottomayor's on-record, in court actions. This includes a panel that had the third member of the original panel- Cabranes (who sat fuming at his colleagues for acknowledging the verboten-in-the-second-circuit concept of legal ethics.

      In fact, even in very famous cases the rules of ethics are completely ignored in the Second Circuit. For example, in the recent case unanimously overturned by the U.S. Supreme Court, New York Board of Elections v. Torres, 06-766, everyone ignored the fact that District Judge John Gleeson works for the plaintiff's attorneys as an Adjunct Professor at NYU Law School, while presiding over a case brought by the NYU Law School's Brennan Center. Sleazy is an understatement, his motto is "You pay me, you win!" But that's not the half of it, he is also conflicted by being an active participant in the BLS (Bribe Laundering Service or Brooklyn Law School) which has been meddling in state judicial politics. But the case went all the way to the top without him getting smacked down for it (except on my website of course). Ethics is non-existent in the Second Circuit except on those occasions were Sottomayor, Calebresi, and Raggi form a panel- and then only weakly.

      I even wrote a spoof of a Star Trek episode where the federal judges (including Gleeson) muscle-in on state court corruption (part of the Corrupt Judges United series) and discuss their judicial methodology called "Fizbin":

      http://www.rentwars.com/discus/messages/136/417.html?slash

      The New York Times writes about attorney discipline coverups: http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/01/nyregion/01suit.html

      Trust me, only a small fraction of lawyers (or judges), like our slashdot friend here, even understand the concept of honesty OR competence. Few, if any, could withstand the grilling he takes here. Lost breed. Cherish him. For he is of old Amish stock. Nowadays it is a rare experience for me to even run into lawyers who act surprised at blatant in-court lying. The bar has done an excellent job of weeding integrity out of its ranks. The RIAA's sleazy legal tactics are simply the norm. The only thing that is abnormal is that the online community watches them and records their every sleazy act for immediate distribution. What we have here is a vivisection of the legal profession. The only abnormal thing here is that some of the judges are obviously aware of this surveillance (and its danger to their profession) and are acting abnormally by not automatically rubber-stamping the sleazy actions of the RIAA lawyers. But don't be fooled.

    10. Re:Is this really significant? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely right that Rule 11 is too infrequently invoked, especially against large firms. But the RIAA's lawyers are heading there.

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  49. Re:We love the NewYorkCountyLawyer!!!! by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dear Ray - let me adapt your post:

    One day you found a post on your blog about RIAA litigation, getting clobbered by visitors from a place called "slashdot.org" where an typically amazing Talmudic debate spiced with trolls was under way, in which various participants were citing to various segments of various litigation documents and transcripts, mixed with impassioned semi-correct theories.

    Every time such a story appears, we say to ourselves:

    "Who the heck are we? We're clearly an internet discussion board, but the signal-to-noise ratio is far higher than the run-of-the-mill boards, and that makes us much more dangerous. We wish we could be lawyers for an hour so we could save the 8 years of our lives but still get the correct answer. Except - we're trained in technology instead of law, so we dive head first into Technology-Law cases about judges and other lawyers trained in law instead of technology, while desperately posting disclaimers to beware of the treacherous law content of our posts.

    So when a couple of Gosh-Wow Real Lawyers appear, who can triumphantly declare "I *AM* A Lawer, No N in that IAAL abbreviation here!", we begged y'all to set us straight. And so you did, and our life hasn't been the same since.

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  50. i'm a slashdot lawyer and doctor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and my clients never lose their cases because they die before the trial can even begin. (i stole this post from someone else)

  51. Fat chance by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

    Now that the writer's strike is over, you should shop your story in Hollywood.
    I'm sure that Hollywood will jump on that. There's nothing they love more than someone who defends people accused of piracy.
  52. Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    Put me down for four front-row tickets please.

    I assume they come with complimentary bar service?

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  53. NewYorkCountryLawyer: I'm a fan by rinkjustice · · Score: 2, Funny

    Amazing, NewYorkCountryLawyer is actually getting under the skin of the RIAA. I love it.

    I guess the RIAA hate it when you lift up the rock from under which they dwell, and expose their churning, writhing selves to the bright sunlight of truth.

    1. Re: NewYorkCountryLawyer: I'm a fan by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      I guess the RIAA hate it when you lift up the rock from under which they dwell, and expose their churning, writhing selves to the bright sunlight of truth. Yes, that ruins their day.
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  54. Not me! by vivaoporto · · Score: 1

    Oblig. Millhouse quote: "Not only am I not learning, I'm forgetting stuff I used to know"

  55. "Throes" by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    The word you're looking for is "throes"...

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  56. I'm Shocked by BanjoBob · · Score: 1

    I'm shocked, shocked to find that the RIAA is lying to the courts here.

    apologies to Casablanca

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  57. Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Similar experience here - although I've not decided to become a lawyer. Massive arguments with relatives...but the problem is - they've "spoiled" me. I'm used to being forced to concede points to people who make very good points, and reconsider my position because of them. The problem is, most people aren't anything like my relatives - they'll argue with me, but what they say doesn't make any sense, they don't even want to defend their points, they just assert them without any kind of reasonable justification.

    So most of the time when I get into arguments with people, I'm simply discouraged by the fact that they are incapable of making any kind of justified arguments...

  58. Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion by vuffi_raa · · Score: 1

    he keeps contributing massively and acts as a bridge between us and that strange foreign legal world where logic will get you killed Hey, I work in that world and the fact is that there is a strict logic to law- you just need to know the rules to play by. though I am not saying that you have a crooked view, a lot of people do from watching movies and tv shows and such- they tend to think that some flashy actor type shows up in a courtroom and puts on a show and a bunch of jury people laugh or cry and find in favor of their side- actually the truth is quite the opposite from where I sit. I work for a corporate litigation review company doing intake and data extraction/database integration (I mine and decrypt documents for metadata and any usable text and load and reconcile it in a database, basically) and I have to tell you- we are based here on true logic incorporating lawyers, linguists and techies like myself to setup algorithms and linguistic probability to match relevancies with case properties and language patterns in order to set up situations where lawyers can proceed based on fact rather than speculation and match documentary evidence with standing cases rather than speculation.
  59. Re: NewYorkCountryLawyer: I'm a fan,too by JetScootr · · Score: 1

    Good work! Parallels SCO's apparent attack on Pamela Jones, creator of Groklaw. I've been lurking on both sites for a very long time, and greatly appreciate getting the facts and the sources. Reading source docs are important in calibrating the BS filters.

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  60. Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm used to being forced to concede points to people who make very good points, and reconsider my position because of them. Good lawyers (as opposed to the RIAA's lawyers) do that all the time.

    The RIAA's lawyers never concede anything unless the judge calls them on it. (See, e.g. Transcript of January 26, 2007, oral argument in Elektra v. Barker.). Even then, the next time they're in court with a different judge, they'll say the same stupid thing anyway, hoping the second judge won't find out about the first one.
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  61. Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

    he keeps contributing massively and acts as a bridge between us and that strange foreign legal world where logic will get you killed Hey, I work in that world and the fact is that there is a strict logic to law- you just need to know the rules to play by. though I am not saying that you have a crooked view, a lot of people do from watching movies and tv shows and such- they tend to think that some flashy actor type shows up in a courtroom and puts on a show and a bunch of jury people laugh or cry and find in favor of their side- actually the truth is quite the opposite from where I sit. I work for a corporate litigation review company doing intake and data extraction/database integration (I mine and decrypt documents for metadata and any usable text and load and reconcile it in a database, basically) and I have to tell you- we are based here on true logic incorporating lawyers, linguists and techies like myself to setup algorithms and linguistic probability to match relevancies with case properties and language patterns in order to set up situations where lawyers can proceed based on fact rather than speculation and match documentary evidence with standing cases rather than speculation. You're right to debunk the myth of flashy actor types waltzing into courtrooms and putting on a show, etc.

    But eldavojohn has a point about "logic". When I went to law school I thought the law would involve a lot of logic. And perhaps it does. But some of the most illogical things I have seen in the entire universe have been laws. And in the next tier of illogic, have been some entirely inexplicable judicial rulings (See, e.g., pattern of rulings in UMG v. Lindor and other cases in Brooklyn, including holding that an "expert witness" who meets NONE of the Daubert reliability factors can testify as an expert anyway, or that defendant is not entitled to discovery of the contracts under which plaintiffs' witness was hired to gather "evidence" and testify, or that the rule requiring random assignment of cases can be avoided because the Magistrate has presided over 350 settlements which the judge -- who didn't have to pay them and knows nothing about the facts or circumstances of any of them -- thinks are "equitable", even though NOT ONE of the defendants would agree with that appraisal.)
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  62. Re: NewYorkCountryLawyer: I'm a fan,too by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

    Good work! Parallels SCO's apparent attack on Pamela Jones, creator of Groklaw. I've been lurking on both sites for a very long time, and greatly appreciate getting the facts and the sources. Reading source docs are important in calibrating the BS filters. I feel honored to be mentioned in the same breath as PJ. She is a giant.
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  63. Re: Rule 11 by roninamano · · Score: 1

    I'll believe it when I see it. The magistrate is sniffing near it, but didn't bite them yet. But then again, I'm jaded by the Second Circuit. The First Circuit got rid of Shadowlaw all by themselves, maybe they will reinstate ethics too. It is promising that the Magistrate delved into the "limiting filing fees" analysis. Shadowlaw is the foul practice of Summary Opinions that the Supreme Court mildly discouraged last year.

  64. Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion by vuffi_raa · · Score: 1

    oh, I absolutely agree with you- there are some pretty major flukes- I have worked on a number of cases where I was like- WTF was the judge thinking (but I guess that is what appeals are for, right?), but I find that more often than not, as you mentioned, a lot of this goes to state and federal legislatures passing laws that either conflict with standing laws that need to be untangled or creating laws that are over vague or over defining which leaves far too much room for judges to rule how they want- or in some cases rule a way because they themselves don't understand the case or the laws surrounding it.
    Also when it comes to discovery, that has been getting locked down as of late- as you probably know, last year there were some major changes regarding electronic discovery specifically that finally started to define what must and must not be retained and how this discovery is delivered to both sides (we had representatives from our company in washington for that one), which is good, not just because it lays out a more strict definition of what can be admitted into court, but also keeps lawyers from pulling dirty tricks (as I have had to deal with so many times) of excluding things like indexes for admitted data or pushing data to paper to inflate the case for opposing counsel or even in one case I had a lawyer ask me to include virus infected files that they had found in their discovery to sabotage the opposing counsel (I didn't do it I came up with a bullshit tech speech to make his head spin until he dropped it).

  65. Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion by vranash · · Score: 1

    You mean you should've been a politician? :P

  66. Sue Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The RIAA should sue Google. Aren't they assisting piracy by linking to ThePirateBay.org, Mininova.org, and so on?