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Wikileaks Airs Scientology Black Ops
An anonymous reader alerts us to new material up on Wikileaks: 208 scanned pages (in one PDF) relating to the Church of Scientology and its former "Office of Special Affairs" employee (and subsequent apostate) Frank Oliver. "The documents are dated between 1986 and 1992 inclusive, when, according to the file, Frank Oliver was declared a 'suppressive person' and excommunicated. Frank Oliver should be able to verify the material and has appeared in the media before on subjects relating to the church. Starting on page 107, the document shows that at the time of writing the Church of Scientology was still actively engaged in black propaganda (especially concerning psychiatry), 'fair game' and infiltration."
PWNED.
I bet this is a Scientology plot to overload wikileaks.
Engineering is the art of compromise.
Bet that won't result in any legal harassment.
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
Fasten the tinfoil hats boys and girls. This one is gonna get messy.
Would anyone like to wager how long it will be before we see a headline announcing the mysterious disappearance of Wikileaks' founders, their families and pets and anyone they've ever spoken to?
First they had troubles with some foreign bank now there posting Scientology documents. Next step the MAFIAA?
...as thousands of CoS members migrate to Sweden to physically destroy the server...
dl'd @ 400k in 30 secs from a torrent. Who said BitTorrent was for nothing but bad.
~ Ron Fitzgerald
My friends and I walked into the London scientology building while drunk and demanded a stress test. We were turned away. Truly the lowpoint in my life when not even Scientology wants me :
My condolences to your family, good sir.
The only consistency in life is the lack thereof
being of sound mind...CONTRACT MYSELF FOR THE NEXT NEXT BILLION YEARS...
Xenu, I believe.
People like you are why need an additional rating (Score:5, Awesome)
Thank you for your quick thinking good sir; I am seeding it now.
This sig is neither interesting, nor humorous. Including meta-humor.
Some one summaries the controversial lines please, so that we can continue hot Sceintology bashing...
Ugh... I hate PDF... it makes me look like someone interested in actually reading TFA...
Easily fixed. First we modify all the old DC3's we can get our hands on by adding shuttle solid fuel boosters. Then we dress up as Aliens ...
We then encourage all the COS members to migrate to Venus to separate them from the unclean non-believers.
IMHO, COS members are all "B Ark" material anyway!
I am a Muslim and I will not tolerate you criticising me for not tolerating criticism!
Wait...
Dammit!
I hate printers.
All we need is for there to be a Chinese-Scientology link and we'll have the most commented-on story ever. ... thousands of Chinese eMeters have been recalled due to high lead content! Film at eleven!
Soylens viridis homines es
There is no "I disagree" mod for a reason. Flamebait, Troll, and Overrated are not substitutes.
Now that's what I call a good story.
At the dining room table, two couples playing bridge:
LRH: My books aren't selling. Who makes the most popular books?
RAH: The Boy Scouts. After that the Q'uran and the Bible.
LRH: Religion sure sells a lot of books.
RAH: Yeah, I thought about writing out some book for that a while back. I turned it into a short story "Gulf".
LRH: I don't think you could do it with a short story. All the big religions have high word counts. I would think a trilogy at least.
RAH: I could do it in one book.
LRH: I bet a dollar I could do it better than you.
RAH: Done and done. Now shuffle the cards.
... Three years later ...
LRH: Can you believe it? I've got groupies! They worship me!
RAH: You can have mine too if you want them. They're camped on the lawn. They're scaring Ginny. Here's your buck. The bet's over.
LRH: Win!
RAH: Whatever. Shuffle the cards.
Help stamp out iliturcy.
- RG>
Hey pal, this isn't a pleasantforest, so don't waste my time with pleasantries!
An eMeter is really just a wheatstone bridge, right? All they're really doing is just measuring your resistance by inducing a tiny current through you.
Go into one of these centers and have them hook you up. Lick your other palm and every so often jam a 9v battery against it. Screw with the guy's mind. Keep twitching the needle at just the right time and see if you can convince them you're L. Ron reincarnated or something like that.
If you're really good, make some sort of a Van de Graff generator and use it to build up a gigantic static charge on you before you get hooked up. See if you can actually bust the thing.
Weaselmancer
rediculous.
L. Ron Hoover, founder of the First Church of Appliantology.
Mea navis aericumbens anguillis abundat
Yes. I forgot the incident where someone in Denmark drew some insulting cartoons of L. Ron Hubbard and Scientologists around the world rioted and burned down embassies.
In Repressive Burma, it's not just your connection that dies. slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=314547&cid=20819199
Evolution denying Chinese illegally tapping the phone lines of Scientologists causes Global Warming... and it's effect on the iPhone.
Well, according to Aus. Bureau of Statistics, "Jedi" is one. That is, it's resurgence is modern; it's origins were long ago, in a galaxy far far away...
Oh and I'm a strict constructionist Pastafarian myself, I guess that one's fairly new. Arrrr.
Do not mock my vision of impractical footwear
Scientologist spotted.
Tom Cruise, is that you? You had me at "Xenu."
Offensive and non-PC comment:
I'd think that if they perhaps add some color to those robes they would be more fabulous!
Take it to the limit, everybody to the limit, come on, everybody fhqwhgads.
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I don't know about about the OP's children, but my GF's nieces made me a believer. After all, if God exists, so does Satan.
Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
So you think its ok for these people to ruin peoples lives and get away with it?
Liberal Loon: I don't care if I've lost my job and my whole life has been ruined because of a bad psych report based on a stupid multiple choice test and a bunch of lies from workmates who hate me. I'll just smile and take these pills the nice psychiatrist gave me to stop me being angry at how they've ruined my life and walk the street looking for work while the nice psychiatrist drives by in his famcy car on the way to a $500/hour appointment with his next victim.
Once a proud programmer of Apple II's, he now spends his days and nights in cheap dives fraternizing with exotic dancers