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Duke Nukem Forever Preview On Jace Hall Show
An anonymous reader writes "The Jace Hall Show launched today on Sony's Crackle with a real gameplay preview of Duke Nukem Forever. Jace Hall is a former video game producer and Warner Bros exec and apparently this is his foray into online celebrity. DNF is 12 years in development ... it might be real after all." And if you have had enough self-indulgent gaming-news patter, another reader says "If you want to simply skip right ahead, it's about 4:20 in."
If I can play with em, they're real. I can't play DNF, so it's not.
Great, if we do actually get to see Duke Nukem forever for sure... in our hands... what will replace the ever popular Duke Nukem Forever vaporware meme? Spore?
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And so soon after it made the list.
Upon entering the final level, you realize that it all looks suspiciously familiar...
It is the first level!
The game is an infinite loop!
You have to play Duke Nukem forever!
Just enough time to get yourself in a state where you can believe it!
Sigs are too short to say anything truly profound so read the above post instead.
There are a few pros and cons to releasing Duke Nukem Forever.
When it is released, we will be able to play Duke Nukem Forever, which by this time, better be awesome!
However, after it is released we then lose a lot of Duke Nukem Forever jokes. We will have to put thought into what will take its place in Wired News's Vaporware Awards.
The post-Duke Nukem Forever released world, will be vastly different to what we know today... and that makes me scared.
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To be honest, we had a meeting back in 1997 to figure out how to piss off a guy named stormwatch on something called slashdot in the year 2008. We came to the inevitable conclusion that we would have to first invent slashdot work with adobe to develop flash, waste years of development time on Duke nukem forever, then release a video in swf format and post a slashdot story with a link to it. Now all of years of hard work have paid off.
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"12 YEARS in the Making"
"Most Anticipated Game of Last 3 Generations."
"If You thought Duke Nukem 3D (1996) was good... then HOLD ON TO YOUR COCKS!"
This will be an amazing hit with people who went into coma a decade ago and the last thing they remember was playing Duke Nukem with their Voodoo 3 card.
They actually said what they've been doing in the video: hookers, cocaine and getting level 70 WoW characters. Exactly what I would expect of Duke's R&D staff....
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At least until the next rewrite.
The end times are near.
The release of DNF has been foretold as the final harbinger of the end times. When the Final Duke goes gold, the seventh seal shall be broken and all the gamers shall cry out and lament that their RAM is insufficient and their video cards unworthy.
"Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!"
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There's no reason to apologize to us, we aren't the ones depriving ourselves by holding to some vacant principle.
Man, FPS #54936-B was crap. I wish they'd make something at least half as good as FPS #1648-C, but it's been so long that I've given up hope.
Yeah, I've had hallucinations at 4:20 before.
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Only on Slashdot can this be modded as "Informative". :)
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So you're the guy who bought Daikatana.
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I'd wager there was a lot of 4:20 time influencing how long of a delay it's been for this title to be completed.
Well, if it finally supports networking and multitasking out of the box I'd definitely get Windows 7! I mean, DOS 7.
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You forgot to mention that your screen is a 14" LCD at 800x600...
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They actually said what they've been doing in the video: hookers, cocaine and getting level 70 WoW characters. Exactly what I would expect of Duke's R&D staff....
Yeah, in fact, forget the video game.
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Hey, a large portion of those here on slashdot *have* boobs. Big ones. Unfortunately those same individuals are male...
we all get rick rolled once or twice. It's just too bad it always happens when it comes to Duke Nukem. :D
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