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RIAA's SafeNet Caught In a Lie

NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "For the past 2 years, the RIAA and its attack dog SafeNet (formerly known as MediaSentry) have been trying to avoid disclosure in UMG v. Lindor by telling the judge that MediaSentry is NOT an expert, that it does not use any technical expertise to get the 'evidence', and that it does only 'what any other Kazaa user does'. We have just discovered that in administrative proceedings in Michigan, attacking it for engaging in the business of investigation without a license, MediaSentry has taken the exact opposite position, comparing itself to chemical engineers, surveyors, physicians, geologists, and other expert witnesses who rely on their technical expertise. Today we went public with some of the contradictions. Now let's hope Michigan's Department of Labor and Economic Growth finds out about it."

242 comments

  1. Really? by thrashee · · Score: 5, Funny

    Absolutely SHOCKED that the RIAA was bending the truth in order to justify its actions.

    1. Re:Really? by philspear · · Score: 2, Funny

      Funny, you don't SOUND very shocked.

      Wait... sarcasm on slashdot about the RIAA?!?

    2. Re:Really? by mpe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Absolutely SHOCKED that the RIAA was bending the truth in order to justify its actions.

      Next up the Pope's religion together with some information about bears and trees :)

  2. Is there such a thing... by Overzeetop · · Score: 4, Interesting

    as perjury for corporations, and would it even apply to civil proceedings. It certainly seems willful in this case.

    Oh, well, at least it's another potential arrow in the quiver of the defense for those targeted by the RIAA.

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    1. Re:Is there such a thing... by Xenogyst · · Score: 1

      It's an unwritten rule that perjury isn't taken seriously in civil courts.

    2. Re:Is there such a thing... by Miseph · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unless it is in reference to oral sex... then it's taken VERY seriously.

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  3. What a mixed day... by dahitokiri · · Score: 3, Insightful

    FISA vs. Jack Thompson and SafeNet... I'm not sure whether to cry or laugh...

    1. Re:What a mixed day... by peragrin · · Score: 3, Funny

      Laugh until you cry?

      the one good thing about the US government is that it moves slowly enough that everythng that is caught in outright lies eventually gets ground under. It just takes a very painful decade to do so.

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    2. Re:What a mixed day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I'm not sure whether to cry or laugh...

      And everyone said that emo was dead.

    3. Re:What a mixed day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really believe they aren't?

    4. Re:What a mixed day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, just its fans, thank God.

    5. Re:What a mixed day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      All of the invisible hands of all the markets are conspiring to keep prices high. Either that or the Chinese kept their economy in the dark ages until they sensed that we were most vulnerable...then BAM! they start growing and use up all our oil. Wait till they see what happens when our plan to let the dollar free-fall comes to fruition...

    6. Re:What a mixed day... by TechForensics · · Score: 1

      As the saying goes, "The wheels of Justice grind slowly, but they grind exceeding fine"....

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    7. Re:What a mixed day... by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Informative
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    8. Re:What a mixed day... by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There was a news item about that a couple of days ago. I <:quote:>

      Fed Announces New Lending Plan
      8 July 2008
      WASHINGTON -
      In an effort to prolong and worsen our economic woes, U.S. Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke said Tuesday that the Fed will issue new rules next week aimed at ensuring they have a monopoly on shady lending practices. "People can't be trusted to spend their money poorly on their own," Bernanke said today at a press conference on Capitol Hill. "We want to spend it badly for them."

      The sweeping plan would include strict new rules against private lenders giving money to people with "subprime credit," - people with a low likelihood of being able to pay back their loans. "Frankly, this is a market only the government should have access to," he said. "We plan on spending money we do not have to bail out companies on Wall Street who have squandered their own money already, and enable them to squander tax dollars as well."

      After debriefing the press on what is to come, he congratulated Congress and the President for their accomplishment of sustaining a deep deficit and therefore increasing the effect of the Federal Reserve's lending practices. "Our tactics wouldn't be half as destructive to our nation without the cooperation of Congress, and for this they have my eternal gratitude." In a question and answer session with the press afterwards, one reporter pointedly criticized the Fed for not doing enough, prompting Bernanke to state that the Federal Reserve "still had tricks up it's sleeve," and that the current plan by no means exhausts the options at their disposal. "Interest rates are still at 3.5%, for instance, and that leaves a whole lot of room for future devasting cuts."

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  4. Bending the truth may be light by martinw89 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sounds to me more like lying, what with the two stances being exact opposites.

    1. Re:Bending the truth may be light by techno-vampire · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not exactly lying, because they're not making statements that are false to fact. What they're doing, however is trying to have their cake and eat it too. They want to be considered experts in cases where that gives them special advantages and laymen in cases where they'd get in trouble pretending to be unlicensed experts.

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    2. Re:Bending the truth may be light by SpiderClan · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, it isn't lying.

      It's just bending the truth all the way around.

    3. Re:Bending the truth may be light by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If we're going to strive for precision in our wording: it's perfectly reasonable to have your cake and eat it too - where the trouble starts is if you try to eat your cake and have it too.

    4. Re:Bending the truth may be light by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Moebius strip of truth!

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    5. Re:Bending the truth may be light by ceoyoyo · · Score: 5, Funny

      THe Moebius strip of truth only has one side. This is more like the Klein bottle of truth: everything fits inside, all at the same time.

    6. Re:Bending the truth may be light by Fred_A · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sounds to me more like lying, what with the two stances being exact opposites.

      Don't be silly, when the lawyers are done fighting we'll find out it's all a big misunderstanding. Why, I'm sure a few years from now we'll all laugh about it.

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    7. Re:Bending the truth may be light by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It might not exactly be lying, but it's the kind of thing that would really piss a federal judge off!

    8. Re:Bending the truth may be light by owlman17 · · Score: 5, Funny

      And we all know that the cake is a lie.

    9. Re:Bending the truth may be light by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 4, Funny

      They weren't lying, they were just saying a lot of things they wish were true or thought were true. Like many bloggers do as well. :)

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    10. Re:Bending the truth may be light by sjames · · Score: 1

      They have made two mutually exclusive statements. At least one of them is necessarily a lie.

    11. Re:Bending the truth may be light by TechForensics · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Ironically, the law expressly allows inconsistent pleadings, exemplified in the King's Bench "Case of the Kettle", in which it was held competent, in a case in which the Defendant was said to have borrowed a kettle and returned it with a crack, to plead:

      1. That he never borrowed the kettle.
      2. That the kettle was never cracked.
      3. That the kettle was cracked when he borrowed it.

      These are legal fictions, and legal fictions, as we know, are solemn things. :-> On a more serious note, I doubt the RIAA or SafeNet will be put to pillory for their inconsistency.

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    12. Re:Bending the truth may be light by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ... stop describing goatse... *whimpers*

    13. Re:Bending the truth may be light by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2, Insightful
      They have made two mutually exclusive statements. At least one of them is necessarily a lie.

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    14. Re:Bending the truth may be light by RulerOf · · Score: 2

      But that won't stop them from trying... Until they run out of cake, that is.

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    15. Re:Bending the truth may be light by bcat24 · · Score: 1

      Bah! It's so delicious and moist.

    16. Re:Bending the truth may be light by FuturePastNow · · Score: 5, Funny

      You can eat your cake and still have it, it just takes a little patience. Although the cake will look different, and it'll smell bad.

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    17. Re:Bending the truth may be light by Idiomatick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I congratulate you for making a nerdy joke even more nerdy. More importantly, one that's technically correct ... the best kind of correct.

    18. Re:Bending the truth may be light by asnare · · Score: 3, Informative

      IANAL, but what the RIAA/SafeNet are arguing would appear (to me, a layman) to come under the umbrella of estoppel. But then again, so would the pleadings in the precedent (Greer v Kettle?) that you cite.

      My understanding of estoppel is that it prevents (estops) a party from taking one position and then taking a contradictory one later on to disadvantage someone. (Maybe the time-line is important, and the difference between the situations? Maybe the earlier position must have been known, and thus create an expectation?)

      Is anyone able to shed any light on this?

    19. Re:Bending the truth may be light by tpheiska · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Intrestingly enough, in Finland, the plaintiff is allowed to lie. Actually, he is allowed to say nothing, to tell the truth, or to lie. Witnesses are held under oath to tell the truth and we don't have the jury system. All of this would make Finland very unsuitable to court drama series' but believe it or not, it actually works.

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    20. Re:Bending the truth may be light by asnare · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, a bit of googling reveals that the Kettle thing is called "pleading the alternative". It seems to often be allowed, but differs from what the RIAA/SafeNet are doing.

      This article discusses the distinction. In particular, paragraphs 2 and 3 provide a good summary:

      "Judicial estoppel is an equitable doctrine that protects the integrity of the judicial process. Cummings v. Bahr, 295 N.J. Super. 374, 387 (App. Div. 1996). It "preclud[es] a party from asserting a position in a case that contradicts or is inconsistent with a position previously asserted by the party in the case or a related legal proceeding." Tamburelli Prop. Ass'n v. Borough of Cresskill, 308 N.J. Super. 326, 335 (App. Div. 1998) (citation omitted).

      Judicial estoppel does not prevent litigants from pleading alternative positions; rather, it "is designed to prevent litigants from playing fast and loose with the courts." Newell v. Hudson, 376 N.J. Super. 29, 38 (App. Div. 2005) (citation omitted). "[A] party must successfully assert a position in order to be estopped from asserting a contrary position in future proceedings." Cummings, supra, 295 N.J. Super. at 386. Prior success does not necessarily mean that the party benefited from the position taken, but only that a court allowed them to maintain that position and relied on it to make a judicial determination. Id. at 387.

    21. Re:Bending the truth may be light by Anzya · · Score: 1

      It's not over yet. RIAA is still alive...

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    22. Re:Bending the truth may be light by mpe · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's not over yet. RIAA is still alive...

      Or at least "undead".

    23. Re:Bending the truth may be light by Dan541 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Instead of settling lawsuits we should have high profile members of the RIAA assassinated.

      It would be the more cost effective solution in the long run.

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    24. Re:Bending the truth may be light by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is this the be pedantic on slashdot day?

    25. Re:Bending the truth may be light by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      IANAL too,
      but even if this changing of positions is not explicitly forbidden, I would expect it to weaken the credibility of the argument. As in, your testimony counts less if you have stated the opposite before, because you it makes you look like a liar.

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    26. Re:Bending the truth may be light by Keeper+Of+Keys · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey! Here on Slashdot, every day is Be Pedantic Day!

    27. Re:Bending the truth may be light by Keeper+Of+Keys · · Score: 5, Funny

      But, like the RIAA's cases, it doesn't hold water.

    28. Re:Bending the truth may be light by Walkingshark · · Score: 1

      Will it be a salty cake?

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    29. Re:Bending the truth may be light by houghi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And for those who think neither is usefull: http://www.gillian.co.za/images/blogposts/HatAndScarf.jpg

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    30. Re:Bending the truth may be light by Molt · · Score: 3, Informative

      ..or if you want to go to where you can buy your own look as KleinBottle.com. Those of you who've read the Cookoo's Egg may just recognise the name of the owner too.

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    31. Re:Bending the truth may be light by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Ah, now I understand that Jack Nicholson line...

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    32. Re:Bending the truth may be light by xalorous · · Score: 1

      !dead

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    33. Re:Bending the truth may be light by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Isn't Bee Pedantic Andy griffith's aunt? What, is it her birthday or something?

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    34. Re:Bending the truth may be light by sm62704 · · Score: 4, Funny

      They want to have their cake and eat mine, too.

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    35. Re:Bending the truth may be light by dodden · · Score: 1

      But it tastes so good with the Kool-Aid. Just remember to have everyone else drink first, or they might now want to.

    36. Re:Bending the truth may be light by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, if we expand the three points of the argument a little, it might make more sense. (IANAL)
      1. That he never borrowed the kettle.
      But if it is found that he borrowed the kettle...
      2. That the kettle was never cracked.
      But if it is found that the kettle was borrowed and it is cracked...
      3. That the kettle was cracked when he borrowed it.

      This is different from what the RIAA/Safenet are trying to do. They are claiming...
      1. That Safenet is not an expert witness in Case 1.
      2. That Safenet is an expert witness in Case 2.
      And that probably satisfies a breach of estoppel.

    37. Re:Bending the truth may be light by GottaDIY · · Score: 1

      I thought the cake WAS the lie?

    38. Re:Bending the truth may be light by dmsuperman · · Score: 1

      Personally I prefer pie.

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    39. Re:Bending the truth may be light by moxley · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IF we're wishing death upon people (not that a few deaths is going to fix a truly broken system where corruption has been institutionalized) - but again, if you're wishing death on people, I think you may want to aim a little higher than the RIAA.

    40. Re:Bending the truth may be light by Urger · · Score: 0, Redundant

      The cake is a lie!

    41. Re:Bending the truth may be light by bytesex · · Score: 1

      It'll probably be best for them to form two distinct umbrella sub-companies; one with all the experts and one with all the lay people, and have those sub-companies file all the lawsuits on their behalf. Perhaps they can push all the techies to the first, and all management to the second company.

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    42. Re:Bending the truth may be light by Sczi · · Score: 1

      I can't wait to read about this in the news. I can just imagine the "no vigilante justice" versus "haha!" thread that would ensue. /haha!

    43. Re:Bending the truth may be light by BronsCon · · Score: 2, Funny

      IANAL too

      So do I.

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    44. Re:Bending the truth may be light by Sancho · · Score: 1

      There are a few things which muddle the issue.

      1) How is "related" defined? Is it "within the scope of a specific case" or the more lay definition which would almost be synonymous with similarity?

      2) Context is key. Mediasentry connects to the network as any other Limewire (or whatever) user would, however they may have expertise in the field of computing.

      Ultimately, this seems to be similar to the recent Texas law requiring a PI license to do investigative work relating to computers (often mis-construed as requiring a PI license to do computer repair.) Unless I misread the article, it seems that Mediasentry were trying to play down their investigative components in order to pass the "needed a PI license" test. Presumably, if it is something anyone could have seen, their testimony wouldn't be much different from a person on the street witnessing a crime being committed.

      Of course, how the court weights the testimony is going to differ in each case.

    45. Re:Bending the truth may be light by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Only if the judge/jury is allowed to consider the previous opinion. If it's in another jurisdiction, that's almost certainly not the case.

    46. Re:Bending the truth may be light by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 2, Funny

      I smell a sweet Half-Life 2 mod in there somewhere. Who wouldn't want to kill off hordes of undead RIAA bastards?? And maybe have an MP3 gun that blasts them with unauthorized copies of legally protected intellectual property....

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    47. Re:Bending the truth may be light by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 2, Funny

      To me this sounds more like the case of "Kettle vs. Pot" in which both parties were found to be black.

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    48. Re:Bending the truth may be light by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      That Moebius scarf doesn't look like a half bad idea.

    49. Re:Bending the truth may be light by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      Perhaps they can push all the techies to the first, and all management to the second company.

      Not a bad ideal. They can keep the current name for the first company and come up with a new one for the second. B-Ark would be a good choice.

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    50. Re:Bending the truth may be light by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where the trouble starts is if you try to eat your cake and have it too

      The cake is a lie.

    51. Re:Bending the truth may be light by SOTEC · · Score: 1

      I don't know whether to point out the obvious sarcasm of the above comment, or just let you believe you were right in correcting him... ...too late I guess. *shrug*

    52. Re:Bending the truth may be light by SOTEC · · Score: 1

      You have to remember this simple fact:
      There is no cake.

    53. Re:Bending the truth may be light by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure it's Aunt Bea, not Bee.

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    54. Re:Bending the truth may be light by immcintosh · · Score: 1

      Formal logic would have to disagree with you. To be specific, the principle of non-contradiction (or law of the excluded middle if you prefer) dictates that, given two positions that are logical negations of eachother, one or both of them MUST, in fact, be false. Specifically, the law can be symbolized: -(A & -A). It seems, to me, that one of the claims they've been making is absolutely necessarily false (a conclusion that can be formally derived using the principle of non-contradiction by reasoning of reductio ad absurdum).

      So I'm not buying your prevarications on their behalf. I say they are, by logical necessity, lying. That is to be read specifically as "making a positive claim to the truth of a set of facts that is not true, and that they know can not be true," which I think is a reasonable definition of lying under the circumstances, and seems to be in fact what they are doing. To put it another way, if they had claimed either one or the other, they could not have been said to be necessarily lying either way. Claiming both, however, is a lie by basic logical necessity. It doesn't really matter that they're doing so in separate cases.

      That'd be my argument at least.

    55. Re:Bending the truth may be light by davesays · · Score: 0

      It might not exactly be lying, but it's the kind of thing that would really piss a federal judge off!

      Your comments are received in the light in which they were offered. However, judges usually having been lawyers, and being stuck all day, every day in a room full of lawyers, are more than likely so jaded they hardly notice...

    56. Re:Bending the truth may be light by CorSci81 · · Score: 1

      My sig seems strangely appropriate.

    57. Re:Bending the truth may be light by meimeiriver · · Score: 1

      No, they want to sell me their cake, twice.

    58. Re:Bending the truth may be light by EricTheO · · Score: 1

      "The Cake is a Lie!"

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    59. Re:Bending the truth may be light by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The cake is a lie.

    60. Re:Bending the truth may be light by DiamondMX · · Score: 1
      First they would like to sell you a picture of the cake, which you can then use once (under licence) in order to decide if you wish to continue purchasing the rest of the cake.

      Then they sell you the cake, but you are actually (again) buying a licence - the licence permits you to eat the cake, but you may not give a piece to friends, nor may you sell the cake on to another - no cake shops.

      Finally upon attempting to eat the cake, you find, carefully concealed within the packaging, a note which reads - cake is only compatable with the iSpoon - purchased seperately.

    61. Re:Bending the truth may be light by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't a Moebius strip have two sides? (the side of the paper, and the edge of the paper)

    62. Re:Bending the truth may be light by sjames · · Score: 1

      I had the order of the claims backwards in my mind. You are correct.

      It will be interesting (sort of) to see how long it takes for them to trip themselves up.

  5. As a Michigan Resident... by KookyMan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...I may just have to make it my civic duty to ensure that the news gets spread around a bit.

    1. Re:As a Michigan Resident... by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      ...I may just have to make it my civic duty to ensure that the news gets spread around a bit.

      Please do.

      Falcon

    2. Re:As a Michigan Resident... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...I may just have to make it my civic duty to ensure that the news gets spread around a bit.

      Please follow through on that. Find out what law firm is involved in the Michigan case and send them the UMG v. Lindor info.

  6. I've seen this happen before by techno-vampire · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Years ago I was a juror on a civil trial. At one point, the defence counsel had one of the attorneys for the plaintiffs on the stand. He read off one of the claims that attorney had made in the case and asked him if he'd ever argued anything contrary to it. "No, of course not." Then, the defence attorney read into the record part of a brief from another case where the witness had argued the exact opposite of what he now claimed. I won't say it's common, but it's not exactly unheard of.

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    1. Re:I've seen this happen before by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Years ago I was a juror on a civil trial. At one point, the defence counsel had one of the attorneys for the plaintiffs on the stand. He read off one of the claims that attorney had made in the case and asked him if he'd ever argued anything contrary to it. "No, of course not." Then, the defence attorney read into the record part of a brief from another case where the witness had argued the exact opposite of what he now claimed. I won't say it's common, but it's not exactly unheard of.

      The RIAA lying is quite routine in these cases. These people will say anything at all if they think it will help their case. Of course it's starting to catch up to them. In Maine, e.g., a Magistrate Judge suggested they be sanctioned for some lies they told, and a judge in Minnesota has recently learned that he was misled by the RIAA liars -- er, lawyers. And I have a hunch the contradictory lies noted in the posted articles will come back to haunt them as well.

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    2. Re:I've seen this happen before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At one point, the defence counsel had one of the attorneys for the plaintiffs on the stand.

      That's unusual. Lawyers are advocates for their clients. Normally it's the plaintiffs/defendants/witnesses/experts on the stand.

      He read off one of the claims that attorney had made in the case and asked him if he'd ever argued anything contrary to it. "No, of course not." Then, the defence attorney read into the record part of a brief from another case where the witness had argued the exact opposite of what he now claimed.

      Aside from the amusement factor and shooting their credibility in the foot, that isn't relevant.

      If a lawyer argues that the sky is red while representing client #1, and argues that the sky is gray while representing client #2, that isn't inconsistent. They are just making the best argument for different clients.

    3. Re:I've seen this happen before by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      hey NYCL,

      Re: your second link
      Oral argument was scheduled for 1st July, a week ago. Any news on the outcome? (Or do we have to wait a while?)
      I don't know if, in your dilligent efforts to keep the /. crowd informed of developments, you have to pick & choose what you think is worth submitting, but if you do, can I pre-flag the outcome of this development for submission?

      That the whole 'making available' theory, after having been accepted, could be subsequently chucked (presumably invalidating the entire outcome of the case), looks like it might be a significant nail in the coffin of the RIAA's war on the public.

      Thanks

      -AC

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    4. Re:I've seen this happen before by slimjim8094 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      In theory, there's a distinct upper bound on the number of cases they can bring without a radical change in tactics. There are only so many judges, and it seems like a large percentage (if not a majority) are unhappy/made aware about their tricks. They will be on the lookout the next time they have a case brought to them.

      Or is the churn in judges enough that they can always take it to a new, fresh judge?

      Even in that case, you have to figure that their acts get around. If it's on Slashdot, you can be sure the judges are talking to each other or something.

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    5. Re:I've seen this happen before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aside from the amusement factor and shooting their credibility in the foot, that isn't relevant.

      Ah yes, but often in a jury trial, credibility is EVERYTHING. It can be more important than the facts.

    6. Re:I've seen this happen before by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Really? That seems amazingly odd. The plaintiff attorney was /on the stand/? I wouldn't have even thought that was allowed. Conflict of interest, etc. Who would object on the attorney's behalf?

      Were it even possible and my attorney did as you described, I'd come after him with a malpractice suit Really Rather Quickly. There's that whole other minor concept of "Attorney Client Privilege". What in the name of blue fuck was the attorney doing answering anything about the case he was defending?

    7. Re:I've seen this happen before by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the statements from Michigan can be sent to Lindor's legal team? If the Texas Judge gets pissed it could really hurt them even worse.

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    8. Re:I've seen this happen before by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Informative

      hey NYCL, Re: your second link Oral argument was scheduled for 1st July, a week ago. Any news on the outcome? (Or do we have to wait a while?)

      If you're referring to Capitol v. Thomas, oral argument on the "making available" issue was rescheduled for August 4th, 10 AM, Duluth, Minnesota, federal courthouse, Courtroom 1.

      I don't know if, in your dilligent efforts to keep the /. crowd informed of developments, you have to pick & choose what you think is worth submitting,

      I do pick and choose what I submit to Slashdot, and the Slashdot editors only select some of my submissions. The best way to stay on top of everything is to follow my blog.

      but if you do, can I pre-flag the outcome of this development for submission? That the whole 'making available' theory, after having been accepted, could be subsequently chucked (presumably invalidating the entire outcome of the case), looks like it might be a significant nail in the coffin of the RIAA's war on the public.

      Absolutely that is one of the most important things going on, and I will definitely submit it to Slashdot when I learn of it. However, that will be covered by the mainstream press as well, and Ars Technica and Wired and everyone.... So if I happen to be in court or something the day the news breaks, I might well get scooped by people who are professional journalists. Me, I'm just a country lawyer.

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    9. Re:I've seen this happen before by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wonder if the statements from Michigan can be sent to Lindor's legal team?

      I am "Lindor's legal team".

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    10. Re:I've seen this happen before by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In theory, there's a distinct upper bound on the number of cases they can bring without a radical change in tactics. There are only so many judges, and it seems like a large percentage (if not a majority) are unhappy/made aware about their tricks. They will be on the lookout the next time they have a case brought to them. Or is the churn in judges enough that they can always take it to a new, fresh judge? Even in that case, you have to figure that their acts get around. If it's on Slashdot, you can be sure the judges are talking to each other or something.

      I think the first wave is over. That was where the federal court system was caught off guard by the RIAA's litigation campaign. Big firms, fancy papers, high-faluting words, techno babble... it sounded and seemed legitimate, and no one was fighting back.

      Now we're in phase 2. Some of the judges are starting to catch on that they've been taken for a ride.

      Phase 3 will begin when most judges have become aware of the RIAA's lies. Phase 3 won't be pretty for the RIAA.

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    11. Re:I've seen this happen before by techno-vampire · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Aside from the amusement factor and shooting their credibility in the foot, that isn't relevant.

      In this case, the argument was one of the key claims of the suit. Showing that one of the plaintiff's attorneys had argued the exact opposite in another case made it look like even he didn't believe his own arguments. I might add that AFAICT nobody on the jury agreed with that argument anyway, but shooting it down that way was a nice touch.

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    12. Re:I've seen this happen before by techno-vampire · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Who would object on the attorney's behalf?

      Who would object? One of the other attorneys acting for the plaintiff. That's why I said, "...one of the attorneys..." And, he was only asked to testify about this one point, not the facts of the case itself. I might add that it was a rather weird case. It started out as a suit and countersuit. Then, the main suit was settled, leaving only the countersuit to be litigated, so that the defence was suing the plaintiffs but not (by now) the other way around.

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    13. Re:I've seen this happen before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Or is the churn in judges enough that they can always take it to a new, fresh judge?

      Federal judges (these are civil cases brought in federal court) have life tenure and are very, very rarely removed, so no, the churn (and really there isn't a churn due to that whole life tenure thing) in federal judges shouldn't be a factor here.

      Hope that helps. Us law students aren't all bad!

    14. Re:I've seen this happen before by TechForensics · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Me, I'm just a country lawyer.

      You and Sam Ervin. (grin)

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    15. Re:I've seen this happen before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah,

      It sounds a lot more like what they do to expert witnesses anyway.

      A lawyer can argue whatever they want, it is not considered evidence or fact when they say something.

    16. Re:I've seen this happen before by KGIII · · Score: 1

      In Maine we don't really take kindly to that sort of crap. Sometimes I love Maine's judges. Anyhow, I write to ask you (specifically) what, if any, results do you think this will have in the scope of things? IANAL but it seems to me that this has seemingly large potential for future problems with the RIAA suits when we're looking at it with the slashdot perspective but, on the other hand, it seems more likely that this won't actually have a great deal of impact at all.

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    17. Re:I've seen this happen before by GaryOlson · · Score: 3, Funny

      Phase 3 won't be pretty for the RIAA.

      Is this like the 3rd phase of matter -- all gas?

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    18. Re:I've seen this happen before by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In Maine we don't really take kindly to that sort of crap. Sometimes I love Maine's judges. Anyhow, I write to ask you (specifically) what, if any, results do you think this will have in the scope of things? IANAL but it seems to me that this has seemingly large potential for future problems with the RIAA suits when we're looking at it with the slashdot perspective but, on the other hand, it seems more likely that this won't actually have a great deal of impact at all.

      As a veteran of 34 years in the field of litigation I can tell you 2 things:

      1. It is not foreseeable which lie will be the one to bring them down.

      2. It is foreseeable that their lying will bring them down.

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    19. Re:I've seen this happen before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quit while you're ahead buddy, you've clearly been caught in a lie.

    20. Re:I've seen this happen before by thisissilly · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, no. Phase 3 will be when the RIAA succeed in bribing Congress into making copyright infringement a federal crime, and thus get to shuck off the whole lawyer expense off to the Department of Justice, who will immediately go whining to Congress to get more money to hire more agents in order to detect and prosecute more cases. And so that way our taxes will pay to defend the RIAA companies from any possible loss due to infringement, while they get to keep any profit.

      I seriously hope I am wrong. But I fear I may be right.

    21. Re:I've seen this happen before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I moderated, so please excuse the AC. I used to work with a guy who was one of the brighter folks I know. We used to be able to tell that someone was about to get a drilling when Mike would start a comment with, "well, I'm just a simple country boy, but..."

      Allow me to say again how much we appreciate your advocacy. You're a good citizen, Ray.

    22. Re:I've seen this happen before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this case, the argument was one of the key claims of the suit. Showing that one of the plaintiff's attorneys had argued the exact opposite in another case made it look like even he didn't believe his own arguments.

      But it really doesn't matter what the lawyer believes. It is very common for a lawyer to dislike, disagree with or disbelieve their client. The lawyer's job is to win for their current client (while staying within the ethical & legal standards of the profession).

      You're right, it does sound like a weird case.

    23. Re:I've seen this happen before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he just means that they were all called up there to talk to the judge?

      Because I agree with you. I can't imagine an attorney taking the witness stand like that during a trial.

    24. Re:I've seen this happen before by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the answer. :) This one seems trivial in this particular case but looks like it may matter in future cases but, again, IANAL and didn't even play one on television. Thanks again, really, for all the hard work you do and for keeping us informed here. As a mostly amature musician (we even put out an album some 16 years ago) I can say that I'm positive that the whole of the RIAA's business process appears flawed beyond repair. The whole "making available" thing really really needs to die.

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    25. Re:I've seen this happen before by bhima · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Am I missing something important? Why not contact every Judge who has a lawsuit from the RIAA on their docket and just tell them? Why not just mail the Michigan Department of Labor and Economic Growth and tell them too?

      Surely you lawyers have a fancy sounding name for such a document... and we don't just have to "hope the Judges find out"

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    26. Re:I've seen this happen before by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      No, the attorney was on the stand. However, thinking things over, I realize that I may have misrepresented things a little bit. (The case in question was about twenty years ago, so it took me a while to remember some of the details.) The attorney who testified was the one who'd written up some of the motions used by the plaintiffs, but he wasn't the one representing the plaintiff in court. Sorry for any confusion, but as I said, it's been a long time and that had slipped my mind.

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    27. Re:I've seen this happen before by jimicus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Phase 3 will begin when most judges have become aware of the RIAA's lies. Phase 3 won't be pretty for the RIAA.

      Presumably phase 4 is when they get a new law passed which sets up a federal bureau of copyright investigation?

    28. Re:I've seen this happen before by Kokuyo · · Score: 1

      Exactly why did this get modded Troll?

    29. Re:I've seen this happen before by steve263 · · Score: 1

      Has an amicus curiae been filed in Michigan? Would that be you, NYCL, or would it need to be a group like the EFF or some other?

    30. Re:I've seen this happen before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phase 1 - Courts caught offguard
      Phase 2 - Some judges catch on
      Phase 3 - All judges become aware
      Phase 4 - ???
      Phase 5 - Profit!

    31. Re:I've seen this happen before by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      In that case have fun! Make them look as stupid and corrupt as they really are. If the judge gets any more PO'd at them it will get interesting.

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    32. Re:I've seen this happen before by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 2, Informative

      Surely you lawyers have a fancy sounding name for such a document...

      I believe the term you are looking for is Amicus Brief.

    33. Re:I've seen this happen before by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 2, Funny

      But wait, there's more! Phase 3 also involves flooding the underground and drowning all the workers.
      Townsperson: But then who will operate the machinery and keep the pleasure dome running?
      Dante: Phase 4: an army of robot workers to replace the slaves.
      Walt and Steve-Dave: What if the robots united and rebelled against Leonardo?
      Randal: Phase 5: an army of highly intelligent apes move in and quell the robot insurrection.
      Townsperson: What if the apes are pacifists?

      Time passes...

      Dante: Phase 24: the virus, while not affecting anyone inside the dome, destroys all the chickens.
      Townsperson: That may well be but then where will he get all the eggs?
      Randal: Phase 39: Robot chickens.
      Dante: Phase 63: The dome launches into space and nukes the Earth from orbit.
      Randal: Itâ(TM)s the only way to be sure.

    34. Re:I've seen this happen before by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      His name was Ben. And BTW I like watching Matlock too, but I don't claim to have worked with him.

    35. Re:I've seen this happen before by fireheadca · · Score: 1

      We don't need nails.

      We need stakes.

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    36. Re:I've seen this happen before by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Me, I'm just a country lawyer.

      I'm sure the seersucker suit and straw hat look sharp down on Pearl Street...

    37. Re:I've seen this happen before by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      Me, I'm just a country lawyer.

      I'm sure the seersucker suit and straw hat look sharp down on Pearl Street...

      Did you say "suit"? What's that? Those things that go with "ties", like at a Bar Mitzvah or a funeral?

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    38. Re:I've seen this happen before by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Did you say "suit"? What's that? Those things that go with "ties", like at a Bar Mitzvah or a funeral?

      They don't make you wear suits up there? That is so unfair.

    39. Re:I've seen this happen before by steelfood · · Score: 1

      It already is. But the FBI have more important matters to deal with than to bust a few kids downloading a CD. Like terrorists. And illegal immigrants. And terrorists.

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    40. Re:I've seen this happen before by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      Oh, that's too easy. Given how the DoJ under Bush was so easily corrupted by Gonzales and other Republican yes-men, it wouldn't be too hard to imagine the next President being paid to appoint some RIAA lawyers in there. Since Congress is already in the media industry's pocket, I doubt anyone will bat an eye at the confirmation hearings. Then you'll have the FBI start going after people for what used to be "civil" infringement.

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    41. Re:I've seen this happen before by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      Why not contact every Judge who has a lawsuit from the RIAA on their docket and just tell them?

      It's called an amicus curiae ("Friend of the Court") brief, and yes, Mr. Beckerman has filed those. So has the EFF.

      The thing is, the legal system takes much time and process to establish stuff like legal precedent and the counsel's conduct in previous cases. Once that history is established and a pattern is easily drawn, NYCL and others will have a much easier time convincing the judges presiding over new cases that they are a bunch of confidence men. In a similar vein, case history was very useful in demonstrating to a Florida judge that Jack Thompson is unable to conduct himself in a professional manner as a lawyer.

      The downside, of course, is that such lawyers can do considerable damage before they are sanctioned or disbarred for their conduct, and it's up to the appeals courts to reverse rulings made by bamboozled judges. The good news is that most lawyers who behave badly in court find that they can't run away from bar association oversight. From what NYCL has told us, there aren't that many bad lawyers, but they're loud, visible, and have the delusion that they're admirably representing their profession.

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    42. Re:I've seen this happen before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...] oral argument on the "making available" issue was rescheduled for August 4th, 10 AM, Duluth, Minnesota, federal courthouse, Courtroom 1.

      Whoa! Didn't know that. I live in Duluth, so I'll have to check that out. Thanks for the info!

    43. Re:I've seen this happen before by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      [...] oral argument on the "making available" issue was rescheduled for August 4th, 10 AM, Duluth, Minnesota, federal courthouse, Courtroom 1.

      Whoa! Didn't know that. I live in Duluth, so I'll have to check that out. Thanks for the info!

      You're lucky!!!

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  7. Contradictions mean nothing by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Bible has many contradictions. There are two *different* Creation stories, right off the bat!

    But you know what? People still consider it the "infallible Word of God" and believe that there are no mistakes in the Bible. They base their whole religious view based on this faith. They try to live their lives according to the book's teachings.

    You think your little contradiction means anything?

    1. Re:Contradictions mean nothing by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Belief in Imaginary Property isn't religion?

    2. Re:Contradictions mean nothing by masterzora · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Somebody didn't read the GP's screenname...

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    3. Re:Contradictions mean nothing by Kreigaffe · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you're very quiet, you might be able to hear the WOOSH leaving earth's atmosphere

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    4. Re:Contradictions mean nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      This is right actually, for more (and possibly more relevant) examples see George Orwell's 1984 or Animal Farm.

      The parent is describing DoubleThink, the ability to believe contradictory ideas, at the same time. This is exactly what the RIAA is doing, I bet if you asked them they would defend both cases. The sad thing is: they probably believe they're in the right.

    5. Re:Contradictions mean nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The contradictions with the RIAA aren't held to be holy by anyone save for the RIAA execs, so yes, the do mean a lot.

    6. Re:Contradictions mean nothing by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      There are two *different* Creation stories, right off the bat!

      There are actually eight creation stories, but there's not necessarily any contradiction:

      Populating the world:
      Day1: Light
      Day2: Sky/Sea
      Day3: Land/Vegetation
      Day4: Stars/Sun/Moon (continuous sources of light)
      Day5: Fish/Birds
      Day6: Land Animals/Humans

      Specifically just in Eden (a prototype):
      Day3: after land, before vegetation... Eden, complete with vegetation, animals, and one (male) human.
      Day(unknown): a female human

      Note that in the Adam and Eve story, there are other humans around (Cain mentioned them, married one, and built the city of Enoch in Nod; kind of pointless unless there's people), so the Adam and Eve story depends on the first story.

      [/pedant]

  8. Woo hoo! Can you say by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 1

    .. "estoppel?"

    I knew you could.

  9. Shocked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What?! The MAFIAA lied in court about their methods, ethics or motivations?! I for one am shocked. Shocked!

  10. Dear NewYorkCountryLawyer: by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 4, Funny

    You rock.

    Dear RIAA:

    Haha. Self-pwnt.

    1. Re:Dear NewYorkCountryLawyer: by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dear NewYorkCountryLawyer: You rock. Dear RIAA: Haha. Self-pwnt.

      Why thank you, The Master.

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    2. Re:Dear NewYorkCountryLawyer: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Nutty McShithead's Law of Lawyers: For every Jack Thompson, there is an equal and opposite Jack Thompson.

      In this case that equal and opposite is NewYorkCountryLawyer. For example: for every cubic metre of stupid bile Jack Thompson spews forth, NewYorkCountryLawyer intelligently puts forward one cubic metre of intelligent, well-informed argument.

      Thanks again, for all your hard work. I may not be from the States, but I do realise how countries often get stupid ideas from one another. Your efforts are not only helping the States, they're helping to ensure the RIAA have less chance for nastiness in the rest of the world.

  11. NYCL by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    NYCL will undoubtedly e-mail someone's lawyer about this. It'll be hilarious to watch the results in court.

  12. A PI license? by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1, Troll

    Why would I need a license to engage in gainful employment? Why should the government regulate investigative powers?

    "Land of the Free" doesn't have much meaning when the government can stop anyone from performing their own police work.

    1. Re:A PI license? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      A bad analogy is like a grapefruit. Kind of yellow and dimply on the outside, and on the inside its kinda pink and squishy, no, wait,...this is not the story you were looking for. Check back and up one.

    2. Re:A PI license? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Wow, I've seen responding to the wrong post, but responding to the wrong story, now that's a new one.

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    3. Re:A PI license? by wellingj · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Having evidence is one thing, interpreting it for a court of law is another.

    4. Re:A PI license? by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      ...

      MediaSentry isn't licensed to perform PI work in, for example, Oregon. This bit them in the ass in a relatively well-known case. Ask NYCL for details -- he covered it on slashdot.

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    5. Re:A PI license? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      MediaSentry isn't licensed to perform PI work in, for example, Oregon. This bit them in the ass in a relatively well-known case. Ask NYCL for details -- he covered it on slashdot.

      You think the Oregon Attorney General hurt their feelings?

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    6. Re:A PI license? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      ...responding to the wrong story, now that's a new one.

      No it's not. I'd say "you must be new here," but your UID is lower than mine!

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    7. Re:A PI license? by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      I see. Only the police should have investigative powers. Citizens should always trust them.

      Right?

    8. Re:A PI license? by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      From the summary:

      We have just discovered that in administrative proceedings in Michigan, attacking it for engaging in the business of investigation without a license, MediaSentry has taken the exact opposite position, comparing itself to chemical engineers, surveyors, physicians, geologists, and other expert witnesses who rely on their technical expertise.

      Perhaps you're just a bit on the slow side, so I put the part about PI licensing in boldface.

    9. Re:A PI license? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be too hard on him, there was just a story specifically about PI licensing.

    10. Re:A PI license? by wellingj · · Score: 2, Informative

      Are you dense?
      Expert witnesses are used to interpret hard to understand information. Domain specific information. If your jury can't understand the evidence you find, then it's not worth anything to either side. A expert witness has to have something to interpret for the jury. So if you find something as a professional security analysis, there is no problem using it as evidence, but most likely without an expert witness to interpret it they won't know what it means. Find all the evidence you want, just make sure it's understood by the jury.

    11. Re:A PI license? by CountBrass · · Score: 1

      Is he dense? Perhaps the problem was you weren't doing a very good job as an expert witness ;)

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    12. Re:A PI license? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Why would I need a license to engage in gainful employment?

      I don't have a medical license, and have never seen you, but I think you might have a detached retina. I had a licensed surgeon perform a vitrectomy to repair my detached retina, but as you're so dead set against needing licenses for gainful employment you won't mind my doing the procedure on you? I work cheap!

      Caution - an AC has informed me that the journal entry linked above may or may not be safe for work.

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    13. Re:A PI license? by wellingj · · Score: 1

      Maybe I should have stated IANAL and IANAEW before this all started...

  13. NYCL's Web Site Down. by russlar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did Media Sentry, I'm sorry, SafeNet DDoS him, too?

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    1. Re:NYCL's Web Site Down. by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Erm, I think we did. Slashdot: legal DDoS. Sorry, Ray!

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    2. Re:NYCL's Web Site Down. by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      Nahhhh... my site wasn't down. Internet Law & Regulation, which hosts many of the *pdf litigation documents, was working on some problem with its servers. In the interim, I was taking the documents and hosting them on my own law firm web site. I'm delighted to report, by the way, that ILR straightened out its problem, and all the litigation documents are working fine now.

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  14. Isn't it obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They gained experience from their previous ordeal, and can now claim to be "experts".

    1. Re:Isn't it obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They gained experience from their previous ordeal

      Maybe they're just not a high enough level yet. They should go grind some more, or at least form a party.

  15. One of the worst companies to work for.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I worked for SafeNet in "quality assurance" when I was in high school (I'm 23 now) to test the quality of their hardware security solutions. And let me tell you, they are one of the worst companies on earth to work for. They treat their employees like crap, as they started laying off some of their best employees and brought in foreign help on H1B visas.

    They really lost their way when they got out of the hardware based security business and became the cronies for the RIAA/MPAA. Contradiction is not a new thing to SafeNet. They claimed (and still claim) to be supporting the local economy in Harford County, Maryland, where their Corp HQ is, when all they were doing was outsourcing jobs and bringing in H1B workers to cut costs.

    Terrible company, and I'm not surprised that they finally got caught in the web of their pathological lies.

    1. Re:One of the worst companies to work for.... by Rurik · · Score: 1

      I'm actually a bit shocked; I live 1/4 mile from SafeNet's HQ in Belcamp, and even watched as it was being built. It wasn't until this article that I realized what the company is!

      I feel like I need to move now ...

  16. Let them know about it! by suck_burners_rice · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Instead of merely hoping that Michigan's Department of Labor and Economic Growth finds out about it, why not let them know? If dishonesty was involved in the Michigan proceedings, they SHOULD know about it. Us geeks from Slashdot should write to them and POLITELY let them know about the aforementioned contradiction and why it is of importance. Look through their contacts page (link located at center top of Department of Labor and Economic Growth page) to find the office or person you believe is the best one to notify. In your correspondence, please be clear, concise, and polite.

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    1. Re:Let them know about it! by Otter · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Us geeks from Slashdot should write to them and POLITELY let them know about the aforementioned contradiction and why it is of importance.

      There is no "contradiction" and this is merely New York Country Lawyer's daily serving of disingenuous idiocy. He's confusing a claim of technical expertise in properly acquiring evidence with a denial of using non-standard means of accessing files.

    2. Re:Let them know about it! by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Informative

      There is not a single word in Otter's "analysis" which comes from any of the cited documents. He appears not to have actually bothered to read them.

      In fact, the RIAA and MediaSentry have consistently taken the position in UMG v. Lindor for 2 years that MediaSentry is NOT an expert and did NOT use technical expertise, but did "what any Kazaa user can do". They did not make this statement once or twice, but probably in the neighborhood of a dozen times. I culled just 3 of them.

      Within weeks of making that statement in Lindor, Mr. Mullaney had made the exact opposite statement in the Michigan proceedings, saying MediaSentry was a technical expert which utilized its technical expertise in obtaining the evidence, just like a physician, a surveyor, a geologist, or a chemical engineer.... (all of which are clearly expert witnesses who would be subject to expert witness disclosure in federal litigations).

      Any person who actually read (a) Mr. Mullaney's letter in the Michigan case, and (b) the three documents in the Lindor case, would have to agree with that statement.

      Apparently Mr. Otter has some kind of grudge against me, and -- like his soulmates in the RIAA -- is willing to fabricate facts in order to 'make his case'. Mr. Otter please read the documents, and then please apologize.

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    3. Re:Let them know about it! by JustKidding · · Score: 1

      If they did "what any Kazaa user can do", wouldn't that mean that they used the Kazaa software to determine which files the user was sharing, and what the IP address was? Wouldn't they have to prove the Kazaa software is trustworthy for such purposes?

      "This Evil software that we have not inspected, we have no control over, and we cannot vouch for, told us that your client was sharing these files"

  17. Economy by electrosoccertux · · Score: 2, Funny

    Michigan has an economy? I thought they ran everybody off?

    1. Re:Economy by EveLibertine · · Score: 4, Funny

      Michigan has an economy? I thought they ran everybody off?

      They didn't run, they drove off in impressively made foreign cars.

    2. Re:Economy by Joking611 · · Score: 1

      Can't blight be considered an economic condition?

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    3. Re:Economy by Clay+Pigeon+-TPF-VS- · · Score: 1

      Michigan passed legislation giving pharmaceutical companies immunity from product liability actions, and then the largest pharma company in the state left.

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    4. Re:Economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, we have an economy, we're exporting white people and importing debt.

    5. Re:Economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *chuckles* That's like a fat guy saying he's in shape... "round" is a shape, ain't it?

    6. Re:Economy by witherstaff · · Score: 1

      So we can hope that every telco will now leave the country now that they have immunity?

  18. Funny . . . by failure-man · · Score: 3, Informative

    Those other professionals they're comparing themselves to need licenses to testify as expert witnesses. Engineers specifically need the second-tier "professional engineer" license.

    1. Re:Funny . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Engineers specifically need the second-tier "professional engineer" license.

      Ummm, what is the other tier? There are licensed professional engineers (P.Eng) which are legally required for certain things, and then there is everyone else.

      There are no grades of professional engineers AFAIK.

    2. Re:Funny . . . by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      The only thing I can think of is that you pretty much need to pass the E.I.T (Engineer In Training) exam while still in college. At least, that's what I had to do.

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    3. Re:Funny . . . by failure-man · · Score: 1

      In Illinois (the only juridiction I've ever dealt with on this) it's more than pretty much. The first-tier license is "professional engineer intern." If you can't pass the exam for that they don't give you a degree. (The test is easy enough that if you can't pass it you don't deserve to.)

  19. Ding? by Kreigaffe · · Score: 4, Funny

    At a later trial when they once again need to be laymen, not experts, I assume they will claim to have respecced since this trial.

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    1. Re:Ding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can do it in two ways:
      1. They all get amnesia, so all their hard earned expertise is gone.
      2. They fired all experts and since then hired new ignorant employees who are soon to be fired when they become experts.

      The second option comes with the hassle of falsifying employment records. The first only needs the ability to lie, something they are already good at. Expect SafeNet employees to lose their memory in court. "Errm, what is Kazaa again? Is it like Kamikaze? What does it have to do with a series of tubes?"

    2. Re:Ding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their lawyers are such n00bs, I assumed they weren't high-enough level to have talent points yet.

  20. dude your rock by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    NewYorkCountryLawyer: the anti-Jack Thompson

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    1. Re:dude your rock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what does this have to do with jack thompson? jesus, you're really a mindless goosestepper. keep on following like the bitch lemming that you are, bitch.

    2. Re:dude your rock by sm62704 · · Score: 2

      *woosh*

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  21. There are WMDs in Iraq... somewhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    RIAA is just following the example set by the white house... which is:

    1. Say whatever you have to say, in order to do whatever you want to do.
    2.Do it
    3. Claim that it isn't your fault that your explanation isn't entirely true ... that the commies/soviets/canadians are actually manipulating things behind the scenes
    4. force your new laws which were based on false assumptions on everything. Including those who you technically can't force your restrictions on.
    5. Call everyone who doesn't comply a pirate / ninja / terrorist.

    1. Re:There are WMDs in Iraq... somewhere... by Amisinthe · · Score: 1

      1. Say whatever you have to say, in order to do whatever you want to do.
      2. Do it
      3. Claim that it isn't your fault that your explanation isn't entirely true

      This is how I get out of yardwork.

  22. Is this really surprising? by steveha · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought lawyers made contradictory arguments all the time.

    Here's a joke/story I heard years ago. This lawyer is in a courtroom, defending a client. The plaintiff claims the defendant borrowed a new pot and returned it in broken condition. The lawyer makes his opening statement: "There are three facts that prove my client is innocent. First, he never borrowed that pot. Second, it was already broken when he borrowed it. Third, when he returned it, it was in perfect condition."

    steveha

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    1. Re:Is this really surprising? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      I am not a lawyer, but maybe this is allowed because when you get to the details it could be more complicated.

      e.g. There may be more than one pot involved. And the Defense is not sure which one you are talking about.

      Maybe a lawyer who knows his stuff can explain why this is allowed.

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  23. Pleading the alternative. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "... First, he never borrowed that pot. Second, it was already broken when he borrowed it. Third, when he returned it, it was in perfect condition."

    That's called "pleading the alternative" and is totally legit - at least in criminal proceedings.
      - The prosecution has to prove their case beyond a reasonable doubt.
      - The defense only has to poke holes, raising reasonable doubt.
      - So if the prosecution fails to disprove even one counter-theory it's a win for the defense.

    Not sure how that goes over in civil proceedings, where the sides are on an even footing and the standard is "preponderance of evidence" rather than "beyond a reasonable doubt". NYCL, can you tell us?

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    1. Re:Pleading the alternative. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      The point is (in case you honestly missed it), that each of the defendants arguments disproves another of their arguments. The prosecution just needs to point out the defense itself has blown it's own case.

    2. Re:Pleading the alternative. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the point for you (in case you honestly missed it) is that "pleading the alternative" is acceptable, in criminal cases at least. The joke is funny because it is so blatant, but that sort of pleading is allowed.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_pleading

    3. Re:Pleading the alternative. by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      - So if the prosecution fails to disprove even one counter-theory it's a win for the defense.

      Only if the jury finds that theory reasonable. If the defence in a murder trial claimed that little green men from Mars materialized, shot the deceased and dematerialized, I doubt that the prosecution would even bother trying to disprove it because the probability of the jury finding it reasonable is nil.

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    4. Re:Pleading the alternative. by I+cant+believe+its+n · · Score: 1

      If the defence in a murder trial claimed that little green men from Mars materialized, shot the deceased and dematerialized, I doubt that the prosecution would even bother trying to disprove it because the probability of the jury finding it reasonable is nil.

      This is exactly the reason I never got involved in the SETI project. :-)

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    5. Re:Pleading the alternative. by fredklein · · Score: 1

      As that article says: "Of course jurists might be influenced by dual defenses such as "my dog was tied up" and "I don't have a dog"..."

      In other words, while "pleading the alternative" is allowed, it's easy for the prosecution to point out the inherent contradictions to the jury. The jury, not being lawyers, will think 'wait a minute, how can these things both be true? Oh, I see, he's just trying anything in a desprate attempt to confuse the issue. I don't like that- Guilty.'

      Besides, in the section 'Criminal law', it says:

      "Because pleading in the alternative is generally permitted in criminal cases, a defendant may claim to have not committed the crime itself, but at the same time may claim that if the defendant had committed the crime, the act was excused for a reason such as insanity or intoxication, or was justified due to provocation or self defense. However, a jury will naturally be suspicious if a defendant claims the benefits of, for example, both alibi and self defense."

      Which was my point.

  24. can't resist . . . by catbertscousin · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, "Lindor's legal team" is you!

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    1. Re:can't resist . . . by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      We would have also given credit for:

      I am "Lindor's legal team", you insensitive clod!

    2. Re:can't resist . . . by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      I'm a little slow on the uptake. I don't get the Russia comment.

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    3. Re:can't resist . . . by catbertscousin · · Score: 1

      It's a /. meme, like "imagine a Beowulf cluster of x" or the CowboyNeal option. I can't think of a really good explanation at the moment, so here's a sort of example:

      Poster: "Americans are overweight from eating too much junk food!"
      Reply: "In Soviet Russia, junk food eats you!"

      It sort of pokes fun at the Communist system, Cold War mentality, etc. I'm doing a bad job of explaining this; someone else want to try?

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    4. Re:can't resist . . . by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      It's a /. meme, like "imagine a Beowulf cluster of x" or the CowboyNeal option. I can't think of a really good explanation at the moment, so here's a sort of example: Poster: "Americans are overweight from eating too much junk food!" Reply: "In Soviet Russia, junk food eats you!"

      Well that explains it.

      It's a Slashdot thing. Like...

      1. Graduate law school.

      2. Represent poor and working class people who are being sued by huge multinational corporations.

      3. ????

      4. Profit!

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    5. Re:can't resist . . . by argel · · Score: 1

      This link in Wikipedia helps explain it. The concept became a meme here on Slashdot a few years back.

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  25. Is it transferable information? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Is this admissible in the new case where they claim they are stupid or does it only stay with the case that the 'expert defense' was used?

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    1. Re:Is it transferable information? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 3, Informative

      Is this admissible in the new case where they claim they are stupid or does it only stay with the case that the 'expert defense' was used?

      Yes it's admissible.

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  26. You'd be surprised... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    SCO has been playing this kind of "take the convenient position at the moment, and consistency be damned" game in court for FIVE YEARS. And it's yet to directly bite them in court.

    1. Re:You'd be surprised... by argent · · Score: 1

      Well, it pissed off the judge. That hasn't been good for their case.

  27. Yes, it IS lying by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They can be experts, or they can be amateurs, but they cannot be both at the same time. So one of those (and we know which one) is a LIE.

    1. Re:Yes, it IS lying by plover · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's obvious which one is the lie. They certainly are NOT security experts, as was amply documented in their leaked email last year! Their amateur hour antics were hilarious, and there was no evidence that security was taking place in that organization.

      Of course this doesn't help the ongoing RIAA litigation. But it should slow down the idiots who think that SafeNet is doing them some good. Oh, wait, that's the RIAA, too. Damn.

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    2. Re:Yes, it IS lying by mpe · · Score: 1

      They can be experts, or they can be amateurs, but they cannot be both at the same time.

      Unless they have Multiple Personality Disorder. Which is probably easier for a corporation than with a real person.

      So one of those (and we know which one) is a LIE.

      If the enumerated states are not comprehensive (even if they are mutually exclusive) then none of them may apply.

    3. Re:Yes, it IS lying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > If the enumerated states are not comprehensive (even if they are mutually exclusive) then none of them may apply.

      Are you saying they lied twice?

    4. Re:Yes, it IS lying by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      No, only that there may be more than two states in this affair.

      It's like Schroedinger's Box: If you don't look at the lies, they don't happen. Or they do. We won't know.

      Maybe we should put the RIAA in a box and launch it at the sun.

      Maybe I should cut down on the Tech Support Coffee of Choice.

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    5. Re:Yes, it IS lying by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Funny

      They can, but only until someone looks inside the court and collapses the waveform.

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    6. Re:Yes, it IS lying by mpe · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe we should put the RIAA in a box and launch it at the sun.

      Why do you want to pollute a perfectly good star? It's not as if we are in a binary system and thus have a "backup".

    7. Re:Yes, it IS lying by stderr_dk · · Score: 1

      Maybe we should put the RIAA in a box and launch it at the sun.

      Why do you want to waste a perfectly good box?

      They should to be fired... Out of a cannon... Into the sun...
      No reason to use a box for that.

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    8. Re:Yes, it IS lying by fireheadca · · Score: 1

      They're both lies. Two wrongs don't make it right.

    9. Re:Yes, it IS lying by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      You mention Schroedinger in your post. Then, you suggest putting the RIAA in a box and launching it at the sun.

      Do you intend to open the box while it's in the center of the sun, in order to verify that they're dead?

      If not, they may just live forever.

      Scary.

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    10. Re:Yes, it IS lying by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      ...Do you intend to open the box while it's in the center of the sun, in order to verify that they're dead?

      If not, they may just live forever.

      Scary.

      I'll take a not-in-my-backyard approach. They don't have to die; I just don't want them here.

    11. Re:Yes, it IS lying by jscalbny · · Score: 1

      Why do you want to pollute a perfectly good star? It's not as if we are in a binary system and thus have a "backup".

      If we did, wouldn't the RIAA just sue us all for having a backup of "original work"?

    12. Re:Yes, it IS lying by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      When they're immortal (or not), you can be sure they'll be back.

      The flaming box of Schroedinger's RIAA will probably crashland in your back yard, based on Moore's Law.

      And they'll come back as Nazis. Thank you, Godwin.

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    13. Re:Yes, it IS lying by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      Game, Set, and match. I do believe I lost that one. Good show.

    14. Re:Yes, it IS lying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean Murphy's Law. Not Moore's Law.

    15. Re:Yes, it IS lying by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Yes, I did mean Murphy's Law... Ironically, that comment was made on the same day on which I had seen someone refer to Murphy's Lay in relation to CPU speed. I'd link to it but I only spend 12 hours a day here and it would take at least 13 to find it again.

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    16. Re:Yes, it IS lying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look what happened to Norman the android when faced with a conundrum! XD [Safe For Work]

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h78IkQ0JNFs

      Classic bit of television

      Rest in peace, Roger, De, and James....

  28. troll? wtf! No wonder I post AC here ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    stealin' my karma ... you whores! lol.

  29. AFAIK, yes. by OmniGeek · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A court is definitely empowered to take "judicial notice" of a litigant's public statements, and can certainly take judicial notice of documents filed by a litigant in other court cases, as those are public records.

    IIRC, statements filed in court pleadings are made under oath, subject to penalties for perjury. Don't get too excited about that aspect, actual prosecution is rare; however, getting caught telling contradictory stories to two different courts WILL have Bad Consequences.

    Judges purely hate to be gamed or lied to by litigants, and they tend to be very unsympathetic to folks who get caught trying it. It tends to destroy all prospect of either winning or coming out with a whole skin...

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  30. Caught in a lie?!! by iminplaya · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why they oughta be horsewhipped...I mean, elected to congress.

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    1. Re:Caught in a lie?!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why they oughta be horsewhipped...I mean, elected to congress.

      Is that another way of saying: they should be Congressional Pages at the elephant and donkey show? That should rectify the situation.

  31. from the by multisync · · Score: 1

    where's-the-dept. dept.?

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  32. Consequences? by Rmorph · · Score: 1

    Hi,
    Thanks for posting NYCL: Can I ask you to hazard a guess on the implications on this for RIAA?
    How will they be brought down? Can this instance of creative exaggeration bring them down?

    Will they get censured in court? Is there any disciplinary action they might expect?

    Is it possible that they could argue that the 2 cases are different enough in that one they have been asked to involve themselves from an expert "perspective" whereas in the other they were just involved as a Joe Civilian?

    Alternatively, could they argue that although they have an experts perspective, they at no time use tools or measures that are beyond the reach of ordinary individuals?

    Where exactly will they be caught in the lie?

  33. Hope they'll find out about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's important that you understand that
    "Now let's hope Michigan's Department of Labor and Economic Growth finds out about it."

    will accomplish absolutely nothing. They don't go around surfing the web, looking at slashdot, and peeking at your blogs.
    If you want Michigan's Dept. of Labor and Economic Growth to find out about this inform them actively.

    http://www.michigan.gov/dleg/0,1607,7-154-10603-42245--,00.html

    Provides contacts.

    As this relates to a specific case, actively inform the appropriate counsel.
    Otherwise you are just pissing in a very inattentive wind.

  34. The War on DRM by xalorous · · Score: 1

    Keep poppin' 'em as soon as they stick their heads up? Like terrorist leaders?

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    1. Re:The War on DRM by mscholin · · Score: 1

      More like prairie dogs. We can't seem to get the terrorist leaders that we want, but the dogs will just keep sticking there heads out of the hole until they can't fit through it anymore.

    2. Re:The War on DRM by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Im just saying RIAA and MPAA set their organised crime group (Media Defender) on us,
        it's time we set our Mafia allies on them.

      Come on there has to be someone on /. with connections.

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    3. Re:The War on DRM by DiamondMX · · Score: 1

      Or Whack-A-R(AT/IAA)

  35. Did you really mean this? by Kupfernigk · · Score: 5, Informative
    My eldest child is a lawyer, and has been involved in several Finnish cases. As far as I am aware, the position as regards the plaintiff is the same as everywhere else in Europe: the plaintiff is NOT allowed to lie. This is perjury.

    I rather suspect you mean that the defendant is not prosecuted for lying, as such. This is usually the case in much of Europe. Criminals who plead not guilty do not receive extra sentences for having lied as well as having committed the original crime.

    In fact Finland is a member of the EU, its judicial system must meet European standards, and a judicial system which permitted plaintiffs to lie would fail the European Union human rights test.

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    1. Re:Did you really mean this? by tpheiska · · Score: 1

      I certainly admit that you must have more knowledge than me about this. It may be that I have confused things since I can't find a reliable source for my claim (being too lazy to browse through the law texts).

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  36. A policeman selling drug, can arrest the buyer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Canada, no policeman can offer you to be a criminal (i.e. selling drug), than arresting you on the fact you had done criminal activities.

    Does MediaSentry should work has the same?

    That programm to acess IP addresses, need to have active file sharing, right? You can't be in the middle of a communication between peers, if you are not a peers yourselves, right?

    For BitTorrents, it's obvious. No one can connect to the pool of users without having that said file.

    So, bottom line, MediaSentry is sharing illegal files to the world. And they caught one or two people here and there, while the masses of their users (causes they host mostly the biggest pool of file sharing on Earth) continue to grab their product.

    I am completely sure, that they collect the consumer habit of their massive users pools and sell those same informations to the Hollywood company who need to know what the population on Earth seems to like the most at the moment.

    Jourdespoir

  37. leaked email by leuk_he · · Score: 1

    The leaked email archive was from mediadefender, not mediasentry. But they are paid with the money you spend on dvd's and cd's as well, so the mistake is forgiven.

  38. There's a 3rd way by TuringTest · · Score: 1

    3. They call a ghoul to perform a level drain.

    Shouldn't be a problem, they have many in-house.

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  39. Michigan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My girlfriend's stepfather works for DLEG. I have forwarded the information to the correct parties, so I don't think "hoping" they will get it will be necessary.

  40. SafeNet Dance by Thuktun · · Score: 1

    "And now for the newest hit from Men Without Morals, The SafeNet Dance."
    "We can lie if we want to / We can contradict ourselves -"
    *click*

    Ugh, the music these days sucks.

  41. Re: Mm.... Lie Caaaaake. by Skeet112 · · Score: 1

    You can eat your cake and still have it, it just takes a little patience. Although the cake will look different, and it'll smell bad.

    Not to mention the cake is a lie.

  42. To SafeNet & Capitol... by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

    (if their argument is shot down)

    Wouldn't this be a great time for a piece of rhubarb pie? Nothing gets the taste of shame and humiliation out of your mouth...

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