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White House Briefed On "Potential For Life" On Mars

Veeoh writes "FTA: It would appear that the US President has been briefed by Phoenix scientists about the discovery of something more 'provocative' than the discovery of water existing on the Martian surface. This news comes just as the Thermal and Evolved Gas Analyzer (TEGA) confirmed experimental evidence for the existence of water in the Mars regolith on Thursday."

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  1. Big and black by florin · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's always provocative when you hear they spotted a big black monolith in the regolith.

    His first response was probably to ask if this meant Jenna was pregnant.

    1. Re:Big and black by maxume · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is it really any wonder that elected officials care nothing for the opinions of the masses?

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    2. Re:Big and black by causality · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What you're complaining about is a reaction to the fact that our elected officials care nothing for our opinions. That they don't care and prefer to represent lobbyists and monied interests occurred first. That the people subsequently lost all respect for them, both as officials and as human beings, occurred second. Even if this weren't the case, they are our servants and they knew that when they signed up for the job, so either way they are utterly failing to represent us. That's true even if you don't like a crude joke about Jenna.

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    3. Re:Big and black by _KiTA_ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even if this weren't the case, they are our servants and they knew that when they signed up for the job, so either way they are utterly failing to represent us. That's true even if you don't like a crude joke about Jenna.

      I seriously doubt George W Bush... hell, ANY member of the Bush clan, has *ever* considered themselves civil "servants". They consider themselves the ruling class, pure and simple. I fear this is an entirely too common opinion of the "elite" nowadays...

    4. Re:Big and black by linzeal · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The American form of government is fundamentally broken in design and philosophy. The idea that so much executive power should rest with one man be it under the mandate of god or electorate is absurd and anachronistic. We should attempt again at remaking democracy in a more modern image with dutiful consideration that our inherent rights should be protected explicitly, that checks and balances on power be strengthened and perhaps it is time to reconsider the mechanisms of power in all branches. 500 elected positions at the national level cannot possibly represent the will of nearly 400 million people. There are many forms of government, and many variations on democracy that would likely guarantee more transparency in the political process than we enjoy today and by that hopefully make us again feel as if the government exists at the behest of a free people.

    5. Re:Big and black by VennData · · Score: 4, Funny

      Naw, Bush'll say that look, now that we've discovered life, we can stop funding this wasteful gov't boondoggle and give the money back to the people.

    6. Re:Big and black by h4rm0ny · · Score: 4, Insightful


      The form of government of the USA is not "fundamentally broken in design and philosophy." In its design and philosophy, it is one of the best models that has been yet tried by the species. The problems have resulted from two things: Firstly, an uninformed and overly-obedient populace resulting from excessive media control and from everyone being too in-debt and thus too over-worked to invest time in their own government. Secondly, violation of the "design and philosophy" of the system by governing parties that has gone unpunished. You want a fundamental design and philosophy that works, but you have it! The Constitution is an advanced and well-thought out thing and shows impressive foresight and intelligence on the parts of its authors. But certain governments have wiped their arse on it. It's not a failure of fundamental design and philosophy, but of enforcement. Get the telecoms companies punished for breaking the law recently, and you've made a good start to fixing things.

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    7. Re:Big and black by tgrigsby · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You hit it on the head. He's an elitist, and he sees the average American as a resource, not entirely unlike cattle, to be kept fed and reasonably happy, so long as they can be used profitably. I guarantee you that his lies to get us into Iraq and the way he's used our military as a tool to enrich himself is no more than a reflection of this mindset.

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    8. Re:Big and black by GooberToo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Lobbyists that represent and monied interests that are, well, citizens entitled to petition government just the same as you.

      I don't know which is scarier; the fact that you wrote this or the fact that it was modded insightful. It's not like your comment in any way reflects the actual state of affairs in government. At best, it should have been modded, "+1 ignorant yet wishful thinking". The sad FACT is, lobbyists bribe elected officials, effectively placing power over the entire country's policies and laws, in the hands of powerful corporations and select (wealthy/elite) citizenry. Lobbyists as they operate today have effectively created a hidden ruling class.

      Your suggestion of creating our own PAC is laughable at best. The only REAL solution is to outlaw the practice; forcing our elected officials to actually communicate with the people that elected them i the first place. It is, after all, their fucking job in the first place. Despite it being their job, people somehow accept it is not. It's been suggested that fewer than 1% of our elected officials at the Federal level are not on the take in some form or fashion. This isn't surprising in the least considering it is almost impossible to get elected in the first place without some form of smudge on one's soul. Which is exactly why the system needs to be changed. All adults know the system is broken. The question is, which table will you be eating at tonight? The adults table or the children's table. The PAC suggestion is squarely at the later of the two.

      As is, laws in the US are made three way. First and foremost, laws are made to benefit corporations, almost always to the detriment of the population, having been directed by lobbying interests. The second way laws are made is reactionary; which is to address the rare occasion the "ignorant" population actually objects. While there are quotes around "ignorant", it's not altogether inaccurate either. The third way is to create a meaningless law which benefits nothing but hopes to win favor from the ignorant, vocal masses whom like to see something done, even if the result is meaningless and shallow.

      Long story short, the only solution is to prevent any form of lobbying in any semblance as is commonly practiced today. Your PAC suggestion only serves to become part of the illness that is our current government. Just because everyone else is looting doesn't mean it is okay for you to do it too.

      It wasn't so long ago that our elected representatives would travel back and forth from Washington and their home state to shake hands, listen, and learn what the people wanted, and to determine how to best serve those that elected them. That's the origin of the town hall meeting. These days, that's rare. These days, that same time is usually spent vacationing; often with the monies and/or benefits provided for by lobbyists. And usually, the rare occasion a town hall meeting is held, it's sole function is normally to pacify, as lip service is the only intent.

      Long story short, any system which allows lobbyists to function anything close to its current form in utterly broken and without merit.

    9. Re:Big and black by delong · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If your idea can't muster a few thousand supporters in your state or nationwide to donate $10-$100 each, then maybe it is your idea that is defective, not the lack of anyone hearing it.

      Citizens freely associate and donate to mutual interests every day to accomplish local and national goals. Perhaps you should get involved and help out instead of sitting on Slashdot complaining.

    10. Re:Big and black by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Punishing the telecoms WOULD go a long way towards dealing with the fundamental problem. Had AT&T done the right thing, and called CNN when they were asked to perform illegal wiretaps, then perhaps the government would think twice about asking corporations to break the law.

      The government shouldn't work on the honors system. If we can't prosecute the telecoms, then we will never be able to get evidence against the real criminals who ordered the wiretaps.

    11. Re:Big and black by extrasolar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Right. Absence of evidence is evidence of guilt. Gotcha.

      By the way, stop torturing illegal immigrants. It's not right.

    12. Re:Big and black by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Bigoted? BIGOTED? I am very tired of people (oddly enough, usually right-wingers or religious people) claiming that criticism of their ideas, beliefs, actions or politics is bigotry.

      Bigotry is criticism and disdain for someone based on innate characteristics - ethnicity, gender, sexuality, etc.

      Criticizing ideas, beliefs, political philosophies, speech and actions is not bigotry, can never be bigotry. It can be correct, it can be incorrect, it can be a matter of opinion, it can be rude, and it can be a mask for bigotry such as criticizing someone's ideas not honestly because of their ideas but instead because of their race, etc...
      Butu an honest criticism of ideas, political philosophy, beliefs, etc. is NOT bigotry. In fact, it's NECESSARY.

      ALL ideas, systems of morality, philosophies and beliefs are fair game for criticism.

      This keeps cropping up - people claiming that criticism of their political or religious beliefs is bigotry. I think this is a deliberate and cynical attempt to shield their ideas from fair scrutiny by co-opting the language of liberalism (in the generic sense) and in fact co-opting the suffering of victims of TRUE bigotry.

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    13. Re:Big and black by Maxmin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      See if you can let this in. The legal definition of government corruption does not require that you yourself benefit directly from actions you took while in office, in order to qualify for indictment.

      It can be your family (Bush Sr., Carlyle Group), your circle of friends, coworkers, former colleagues, etc (Cheney, Halliburton.) Because after you leave office, there are many ways that the benefit can come back to you.

      What does it sound like when a government that awards no-bid contracts to companies with direct, tangible connections to the most senior elected and appointed officials? In the beginning, we were told this was necessary due to time constraints; we've now seen nearly seven years of war, and war profits, billions of dollars into the hands of this administration's close friends.

      Now we're seeing no-bid oil contracts in Iraq, going to good friends of this administration.

      Do you need a Ferdinand and Imelda Marcos to make a determination of corruption, with visible caches of money, cronies spilling out their pockets? No.

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    14. Re:Big and black by Maxmin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No paper trail is required to prove corruption. All that has to be shown is that your people benefited, that friends, colleagues, former coworkers etc. gained from your decisions while in office.

      The Halliburton no-bid contracts are an excellent starting point, with many more like them to investigate.

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    15. Re:Big and black by ROU+Nuisance+Value · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Parent's definition of bigotry is perfectly correct. What you're describing is inductive reasoning, in which the reasoner attempts to establish the truth of a general rule by looking at lots of particular instances. For example: From the experience of meeting many, many, many stupid, bigoted, hypocritical and lying Christians -- and plenty of other so-called Christians who may not be personally bigoted or stupid, but who realize their brethren are and yet have absolutely nothing to say about it -- someone might conclude that all Christians are intolerant and stupid liars. Of course, this doesn't absolutely falsify the possibility that there are, somewhere on the surface of this planet, professed Christians who actually follow Christ's teachings. But as an heuristic for making sense of the contemporary American political scene, it's not half-bad.

  2. woo by nomadic · · Score: 5, Funny

    How fortunate that a potentially major scientific discovery happens on President Bush's watch. His keen intellect, intense curiousity of the natural world, and scientific rationality has been such a boon to our country and indeed our world.

    1. Re:woo by bsDaemon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Would you pass up such a golden opportunity for a large-scale, manned mission to Mars?

    2. Re:woo by pitchpipe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Imagine briefing unintelligent life about the discovery of unintelligent life.

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    3. Re:woo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, Bush'll never have a plan to get back to Earth!

    4. Re:woo by gregbot9000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Seriously, why the run around. Did they go to the president when the viking Labeled Release results ended up positive?

      Maybe the life forms are some sort of stem cells and they're checking on the legality of bringing back samples?

    5. Re:woo by YttriumOxide · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, in the VERY unlikely event that Mars ever had large scale life, there could be oil fields under the surface.

      I'd actually be in two minds about it were to be the case though and we considered sending people to go get it. On one hand I'd hope not - we need to get off oil for more than just the reason that we're running out. On the other, it'd SERIOUSLY pick up the world's space programs.

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    6. Re:woo by Lord+Ender · · Score: 2, Informative

      He supports manned space explorations. Its one of his only controversial policies I agree with. Having all humans in one biosphere means that life and intelligence (so far as we know) could be wiped from the face of the universe by a single meteor impact. Manned space exploration is a necessary step in humanity's primary raison d'etra: the perpetuation of life.

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    7. Re:woo by Thiez · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, no. It would cost way too much to bring oil from another planet to ours. If Mars were made entirely out of oil (so once there you would spend $0 to obtain any amount of oil) it would probably still be several orders of magnitude more expensive than trying to manufacture oil on earth.

      Anyone on slashdot who knows the cost of taking one kilo of stuff from Mars to Earth?

    8. Re:woo by DeadDecoy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well we can't pull out of Mars just yet you see. It's a quagmire out there and if we leave, the aliens will win. We need a troop surge so we can secure our way of life and liberate the shit out of them.

    9. Re:woo by SupremoMan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just tell him you found Oil there, he will get you back in a jippy.

    10. Re:woo by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 3, Informative

      Jiffy. The word is jiffy.

    11. Re:woo by noidentity · · Score: 4, Funny

      How fortunate that a potentially major scientific discovery happens on President Bush's watch. His keen intellect, intense curiousity of the natural world, and scientific rationality has been such a boon to our country and indeed our world.

      I know you're joking, but Bush did find an error in some Fermilab calculations a while back. Don't underestimate him.

    12. Re:woo by uncoveror · · Score: 2, Funny

      Viking found a lot more than microbes. It found the Zhti Ti Kofft! Read all about it. http://www.uncoveror.com/nomars.htm http://www.uncoveror.com/zhtitikofft.htm

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    13. Re:woo by shellbeach · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Seriously, why the run around. Did they go to the president when the viking Labeled Release results ended up positive?

      Well, according to the article you linked to, one experiment on the Viking missions indicated a possible presence of life; another indicated an absence of life. Furthermore, it is possible (again, according to the article you linked to) to explain the positive result as a false-positive. As such, the results were inconclusive, and to suggest that these indicate that there is life on Mars is crazy.

      However, it's possible that the current results show the existence of organic compounds after all -- in other words, demonstrating that the negative Viking result was incorrect, and supporting the Viking LR data. Obviously, this would be a very important finding, and together the data from the two missions would provide strong evidence for the presence of life.

      (And that, of course, is going to seriously upset the creationists. Although really I think it's pretty obvious that Mars was just a sandbox for God's first attempt at life ...)

  3. they found osama? by Lilo-x · · Score: 2, Funny

    damn, he hid good!!

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  4. Already? by koma77 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, are they already out of funds? That was fast.

  5. Right to (Kill) Life by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Funny

    If there's life, we can kill it. If there's been life for a long time, it's probably left an oily residue somewhere.

    Prepare for the Space War I! Spreading democracy throughout the Solar System!

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  6. Amazing discovery by Sebilrazen · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's probably some form of Martian Lichen growing on one of the equipment arms that is kept above freezing by the waste heat from the nuclear batteries. They'll let us know that it's some sort of f'd up moss that has been causing some of the problems with doing their experiments.

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  7. Sheesh by Davemania · · Score: 5, Funny

    For a moment I though NASA discovered intelligent lifeforms in the white house.

  8. Colour me confused by 4D6963 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Heed my word, my brothers, for I have RTFA! It says that there's no way it has confirmed the presence of life right now or in the past on Mars. So what can be the big story they want to tell the President first?

    Or if it's no bigger than "we found something that may or may not indicate the possibility that Mars may or may not have probably potentially hosted a form a life, maybe eventually?" then why the secrecy?

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    1. Re:Colour me confused by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 5, Funny

      Heed my word, my brothers, for I have RTFA!

      Mod parent down! Parent read the linked article and has an informed opinion. Alert! Alert!

    2. Re:Colour me confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly. I'm taking this to mean that they've found something like carbon chains on Mars. It's something that doesn't indicate life in itself, but that is necessary for there to be life.

    3. Re:Colour me confused by lena_10326 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They said they found water and they said they found something else. I'm guessing the something else is a material that's associated with life on Earth: whether it be building block that life needs or the byproduct of biological processes.

      My guess is the latter: complex organic molecules.

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    4. Re:Colour me confused by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Duh, they've discovered OIL on Mars!

      I'm not sure if you meant that as a joke or if you were serious. Either way, it's been modded Insightful by someone. Oil would be too big of a discovery. If there were oil, then that would be definitive proof that Mars once did have organic life.

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    5. Re:Colour me confused by ortholattice · · Score: 4, Funny

      So what can be the big story they want to tell the President first?

      They found an image of Jesus in one of the soil samples.

    6. Re:Colour me confused by lazy_playboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Insightful = funny + karma.

    7. Re:Colour me confused by Mprx · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Or alternatively, strong evidence for abiogenic petroleum origin.

    8. Re:Colour me confused by Pollardito · · Score: 3, Funny

      So what can be the big story they want to tell the President first?

      My bet is that they've spent half a day trying to explain to him that "it's not butter"

    9. Re:Colour me confused by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The bible can mean anything someone in power wants it to. Even if it outright said "Hey, this is a planet called earth, it's the only place there's life." it'd be labeled a metaphor the second life was found somewhere else.

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    10. Re:Colour me confused by smchris · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think some of us are a little short on trust this week. Remember, the EPA didn't write a report detailing the dire consequences of global warming, the one and only anthrax bomber committed suicide so the case is closed, and a Brig. General connected with the "sloppy" nuke transfer from Minot to the Middle East staging area also committed suicide, "presumably" with a handgun. (They aren't sure?)

      That was this week in America. Next week? Stay tuned.

  9. that seems rather consistent by pha7boy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    they have always said that the existance of water would make the discovery of life more certain. if indeed they confirmed the existance of water, it seems to me very likely that they will also find at least the building blocks of life if not evidence that basic lifeforms once existed on Mars. It's still a long way from confirming the existance of advance life forms, and even a longer way from confirming the existance of civilization.

    i would find it incredible if, after finding life, they did not find any traces of aminoacids or any other building blocks. frankly, i think not finding any evidence of life even though water existed on Mars would be a bigger discovery then finding that some single cell life existed once. but that's just me.

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  10. Not much life on Mars. by Animats · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Viking lander checked for microscopic life on Mars back in 1971. It wasn't a very sensitive test; the lander shot out some "sticky strings" and wound them back in. The lander had a unit which tested whether anything collected assimilated any of a few simple compounds. It didn't.

    This established that Mars isn't teeming with microorganisms, like Earth. That doesn't eliminate all possibility of life, or something like it, but it did establish that there's no pervasive ecosystem there.

    1. Re:Not much life on Mars. by AmericanInKiev · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Absent an ocean - which provides a gradient of temperatures and protection from Solar radiation for early unsophisticated life forms, it may be difficult for life to get started.

      Sure we may be surprised by some new means of self-reproduction, but on our own planet - how many organisms got their start outside of the petri dish of vast body of water? AIK

    2. Re:Not much life on Mars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At least, not in top one centimeter of regolith near the Viking lander, whose landing spot was specifically chosen for its uninterestingness (i.e., flatness).

      You can't really take ONE test of this nature and extrapolate it to an entire planet. That's sorta like landing a probe in the Sahara desert and concluding that the entire Earth is a desolate wasteland based on the tests you conducted on a few grains of sand.

    3. Re:Not much life on Mars. by alexborges · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well... i dont think we know about the origin of life enough to make that broad a statement.

      What if its the other way arround? Barring some primitive bacteria or virii that does this or that, you cant have an atmosphere thick enough to give oceans....etc.

      Im just saying, the cause of the event "life on earth" is still unknown.

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    4. Re:Not much life on Mars. by laura20 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, if you did the same test in the Sahara, it would come back positive; a gram of Sahara soil contains maybe a billion bacteria. Bacteria *are* our ecosystem, in a lot of ways. In the water, in Antarctic ice, miles beneath the surface of the earth, they are in their millions.

    5. Re:Not much life on Mars. by AhtirTano · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Very true.

      However, Earth seems to have excellent conditions for life to thrive, allowing this diversity of bacteria in extreme places. Larger life forms do not thrive in so many extreme conditions. Mars does not appear to be great for life to thrive, as evidenced by the apparent lack of anything larger than bacteria. Who's to say that the conditions aren't so harsh that bacteria can only survive in really limited areas?

  11. Potential life? by NetSettler · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally an iron-clad reason to keep the Republicans from aborting Mars missions...

    At least until we find actual life, when I guess they'll stop caring and start suggesting that such life invest in its own individual retirement plan.

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  12. Re:are the muslim? by neongrau · · Score: 5, Funny

    NASA Scientist: Mr. President we have confirmed there is water in the martian soil!

    Bush: What? The Martians have oil? Can we still extract the water to produce gasoiline?

  13. First question by the President by Puffy+Director+Pants · · Score: 2, Funny

    How do we deport these Illegal Aliens?

  14. Re:Short briefing by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While i realize you are just bush-bashing, that same statement holds true for a surprisingly large number of humans.

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  15. Meanwhile... by owlnation · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...The President of Mars was briefed about the improbability of Intelligent Life governing the Earth.

  16. cite? by Yaur · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Do you have a source for that?

  17. Re:so which is it ? by Myria · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Unless there is a threat to national security there is really no excuse for briefing the president and not releasing the information.

    So what is the deal here ? are the martians ready to invade or does someone deserve to be fired ?

    President Bush is the CEO of a large corporation called the Executive Branch. Failing to tell the CEO before a major announcement is bound to get you in trouble. I'm more worried about Mr. Bush quashing or modifying the announcement for religious compliance.

    And we all know that someone does deserve to be fired; unfortunately, we have to wait until January for that.

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  18. How little we've changed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While i realize you are just bush-bashing, that same statement holds true for a surprisingly large number of humans.

    Which shows how little humanity has progressed in the last 2,000 years. The human race is just a bunch of superstitious bald apes with better tools than their cousins with fur.

    1. Re:How little we've changed. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While i realize you are just bush-bashing, that same statement holds true for a surprisingly large number of humans.

      Which shows how little humanity has progressed in the last 2,000 years. The human race is just a bunch of superstitious bald apes with better tools than their cousins with fur.

      Viva la differance!

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  19. Re:Obama for Mars? by twotailakitsune · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here is a hint.

  20. I hope it's DNA (or RNA) by wisebabo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since Phoenix can find organics and (I think) has a mass spectrometer perhaps it has found DNA? If they just found some carbon compounds that wouldn't seem that noteworthy, they find them everywhere in space (like carbonaceous meteorites). Of course if it's DNA (or RNA) then the possibility of contamination comes in (of course it if uses a totally different "code" that would make me believe at least it wasn't deliberate. A really sneaky scientist could put some DNA in there that didn't bear any resemblance to Earthian DNA thus leading one to believe it was martian. I say this in reference to some experiments where scientists are adding some new "letters" to the alphabet of amino acids that DNA codes for, the triplet codons in nature redundantly code for only 20 amino acids, not the 64 it could.)

    Reminds me of the scene if "E.T." when during the capture of E.T. someone announces "he's got DNA!".

    Of course this is completely idle wishful speculation on my part, the discovery is likely much more pedestrian. Feel free to ignore this post. ;)

  21. That's Easy by Mateorabi · · Score: 4, Funny

    They got some grainy camera shots of Decepticons right before they lost the signal.

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  22. Re:Short briefing by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While i realize you are just bush-bashing, that same statement holds true for a surprisingly large number of humans.

    Yes ... that concerns me a lot more than the possibility of microbes on Mars.

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  23. Re:Short briefing by g0bshiTe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Genesis also neglects to mention life anywhere else but earth, doesn't mean it isn't out there.
    The deepest part of the ocean floor has never been seen firsthand by human eyes without cameras, but it doesn't mean it's not there.

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  24. Re:Short briefing by CRCulver · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Bush is a member of the Methodist Church, which is a mainline Protestant denomination that does not take a literal reading of Genesis. People tend to paint bush as some kind of Christian Fundamentalist, but that's just the company he keeps, not his own beliefs to judge from his denominational affiliation.

  25. Missed opportunity by MadFarmAnimalz · · Score: 5, Funny
    This news comes just as the Thermal and Evolved Gas Analyzer (TEGA)

    If they'd just spent a little more time thinking it through, they could probably have come up with something more appropriate like Field Aerosol Recognition Thermal Sensing Nonionic Interference Failtested Frankly Erotic Robot. The resulting acronym would, I am sure, have been more memorable.

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  26. Re:2008 just called... by spud603 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ummm... Bush is still in office, and still causing damage.
    Impeaching the bastard would do wonders for our political system, regardless of how much time he's got left.

  27. Organic molecules by damburger · · Score: 2, Informative

    My bet is on some kind of organic molecules, perhaps amino acids. Certainly interesting, probably not of interest to the non-scientist. Bush is probably not enjoying his briefing.

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    If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
  28. Re:Am I the only one? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    On the contrary. We know of one place life originated. If we find a second, suddenly we know that life is almost certainly commonplace, and that intelligent life is almost certainly commonplace.

    Right now we don't know anything because we've only got one data point.

  29. Re:2008 just called... by lastchance_000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Um...it's still 2008, and Bush is still president. He's part of the news story. And it's damn odd that scientific results have to be 'discussed' with him before they're released.

  30. he's still in office torturing people by wisebabo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    he's still in office and defending things like torture

    take a look at this book review

    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/books/review/Brinkley-t.html?ref=review

    still don't want to bash Bush?

  31. Re:Short briefing by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "People tend to paint bush as some kind of Christian Fundamentalist,"

    Probably because they form his political base and he tends to act, in an official capacity, in accordance with their beliefs and wishes.

    "not his own beliefs to judge from his denominational affiliation."

    He can believe whatever he wants, its his actions that we are to be concerned with.

  32. Re:2008 just called... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

    And it's damn odd that scientific results have to be 'discussed' with him before they're released.

    Not at all. They're being kind and considerate. They know it's going to take him a lot longer to figure out than most people. It is really embarrassing when the "leader" of the "free world" doesn't get it.

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  33. Re:2008 just called... by pitchpipe · · Score: 4, Funny

    2008 just called...[...]and all some people can do is keep hating the past.

    2048 just called, and they want their time machine back. Also, I just hung up the phone with 1987 and they want their fucking stupid joke back.

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  34. Re:Am I the only one? by cnettel · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Well, the GP has kind of a point. If we would find carbon-based life with DNA and the same mapping between triplet codons and amino acids as is found on Earth, the sensible conclusion would be that we still have not seen two instances of life originating, but only a single on that was capable of spreading to another planet. That is still interesting, but the amount of material that would leave a life-inhabited planet with enough velocity to ever get to another star system would be miniscule.

    It would still be totally possible that the solar system would be the only inhabited system in the galaxy, or even the observable universe. If we find life on Mars, that is recognizable as such, but still radically different, THEN we are really talking.

  35. Re:Phoenix capabilities? by OriginalArlen · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No, although theoretically if something swims past one of the microscopy instruments (there's an Atomic Force Microsoft as well as an optical instrument) that could be seen. However the Aviation Leak report specifically says their sources say "it's not life itself", but something to do with the behaviour of the soil in the presence of water - which is exactly what the "wet chemistry" aspect of MECA is about; adding pure water (carried from earth) to the samples to see what happens.

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  36. Then the presidential cabinet convened by LM741N · · Score: 2, Funny

    to discuss ways to combat Martian terrorism. President Bush said "The War on Martian Terrorism" has just begun. Billions will be needed for various agencies to fight against the interplanetary menace.

  37. 1976, actually. by JoeGee · · Score: 2, Informative

    Other than that, your post is accurate.

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  38. Re:2008 just called... by Original+Replica · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Impeaching the bastard would do wonders for our political system, regardless of how much time he's got left.

    That is a point that is too overlooked these days. In order to restore the checks and balances, Bush and Cheney much be impeached before leaving office. Failure to do so sets the precedent that a sitting president can ignore limits to his power and order his staff to ignore Congressional subpoenas And after do so, that President can still complete his term of office. Allowing Bush and Cheney to go impeached finishes the process of turning the Constitution into "just a g*d dammed piece of paper" Bush hating isn't just about the temporary damages that occur during his presidency, but the lasting damages, like the destruction done to our rights and our Constitution. Bush hating is about the amount of freedoms we have lost because of his presidency and how it is very difficult to regain lost freedoms without bloodshed.

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  39. Re:Why don't you link to the original article? by veeoh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    because I didn't bloody see that link obviously.

  40. Re:Am I the only one? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, it would be MUCH more interesting if we find life with a clearly different origin, but even extraterrestrial life we strongly suspect originated on Earth would be revolutionary. It would mean that there are two places just in our solar system that can support life. You could still argue that the genesis of life is an extraordinarily rare event, but you could no longer claim that the conditions needed to support life were rare.

  41. Re:2008 just called... by Sporkus · · Score: 4, Informative

    The link you provided says the Senate passed the Telecom Immunity Bill. Not just Bush.

    What's more, Obama voted the same way that Bush did. And had he voted, McCain would have almost certainly voted the same way, too.

    Reminds me of a South Park episode...

  42. Reminds me of Nixon by wisebabo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nixon also got "lucky" with a major scientific coup (the Apollo moon landings) happening on his watch. He despised JFK and killed the program just as soon as he could. Still, it is his name and not JFK's that is on the plaque affixed to the lunar lander descent stage. Hundreds/Thousands/Millions of years from now it'll still be there.

    The low TV ratings didn't help either.

  43. Re:2008 just called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, speaking as someone who isn't from the US, I think the rest of the world isn't going to let the US forget Bush 1 & 2. Ever.

    The US inflicted him on the world, and the rest of the world does tend towards a "you break it, you bought it" policy.

    Witness, for instance, the amount of hand-washing being done amongst nations with regards to Iraq - the unmistakable sentiment is "you fucked it up, now you fix it."

    If the US finds a decent, workable solution to Afghanistan, Iraq, Palestine, numerous South American countries, WIPO, WTO, etc, etc, then we might stop ragging on the US a bit.

    At least, this is what I assume. I just bash Bush because he's an emissary of Satan sent here to lower the standards.

  44. Reason for informing White House? by videoBuff · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Since this news is about potential for Mars Life, it follows that NASA is going by âoeSETI Post Detection Protocol.â Special Issue Acta Astronautica, Vol. 21, No. 2, J.C. Tarter and M.A. Michaud (eds.) (1990) or its variants.

    http://www.setileague.org/iaaseti/protdet.htm "The discoverer should inform his/her or its relevant national authorities." This is in Step 2 of the protocol. The implication is that Step 3 will not happen, unless Step 2 is allowed.

    This practice is not anything new. When Mars meteorite ALH 84001 was suspected to have fossilized life, previous White House administration was notified. Only after getting permission from White House (took about couple of weeks) was that news even published.

  45. Re:2008 just called... by Teun · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Please note I put Christians between marks.

    (Because) I spoke about Creationists and ID supporters.

    In my world that's quite a difference with (Roman!) Catholics or main stream Protestants.

    I fully agree the Bible does not at any point exclude other life.

    And for me the Bible is not a fact book but a guide.

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  46. U.S. is better than Al Qaeda by wisebabo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do you really wish to compare Al Qaeda and the U.S. in the same breath?

    Because, if they are comparable, the terrorists really have won.

    1. Re:U.S. is better than Al Qaeda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There's no comparison. America has killed tens of thousands more people.

  47. Does this mean enemies were discovered? by OKCfunky · · Score: 2, Funny

    But will this knowledge being passed to the administration be lost in translation such it's interpreted that a possible Al Qaeda cell has been found? At the very minimum, does it posit that WMD have been discovered on Mars that threatens the fabric of American society.

    As a neocon, I demand to know if this encroaches on intelligent design as well.

  48. Re:Am I the only one? by terjeber · · Score: 4, Insightful

    2 data points in this humongous universe isn't going to be very significant

    The funny thing is that you are exactly wrong. You have the data, and you explain to us that you have the data, but you interpret it exactly opposite of what it is.

    Life in livable parts of the universe is either very rare or it is very common, it is unlikely that it is something in between. If it is rare, it is extremely rare since so few areas of the universe can support life. Even our own galaxy, which is a rather peaceful place, can only support organic life in a very limited zone in the outer spirals.

    So, why are you exactly wrong? If life is rare, ss the data set grows (or the universe becomes more humongous) the chances of finding life on any random planet drops off fast. If you assume that the universe is close to infinite, the chance of finding life on any one planet is exactly zero. Yup. You got it. EXACTLY zero. Now, the universe isn't infinite, but it is damned close to it for practical purposes, so finding life on any random planet is as close to zero as you can get. For any practical math, it IS zero.

    Now do you see the significance of finding life on Mars?

    If life on Mars developed independently of life on Earth, then that proves beyond any reasonable doubt, that life is basically omnipresent where it is supported.

    One data point says nothing. Two data points says everywhere.

    Now, if life on Earth and Mars is linked, that tells us something else significant, namely that life is hardier than first thought. It means it can survive for a long period in a fairly hostile environment (vacuum, extreme radiation etc). That would also imply that life can exist in far more places than we thought.

  49. Re:2008 just called... by pallmall1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If the US finds a decent, workable solution to Afghanistan, Iraq, Palestine, numerous South American countries, WIPO, WTO, etc, etc, then we might stop ragging on the US a bit.

    Well, I hope that the solution is better than the one Europe found for Serbia. Oh, wait, they didn't. They stood by as hundreds of thousands of people were brutally executed and dumped into mass graves as their wives and daughters were being raped.

    If that didn't happen, then I might listen to your ragging.

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  50. Re:2008 just called... by phorm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Of course, if they were impeached, charged, arrested, and imprisoned (unlikely, but hey, one can wished) even after the term, that would set a nice message for future holders of the office as well.

  51. Re:2008 just called... by thecroc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So you are essentially saying you are ok with a dictator so long as he sometimes does stuff you like? Good luck with that. I myself like freedom too much to go along with that kind of crap.

  52. I'm not an expert, but by Yxven · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the reasoning for the briefing is because the discovery of life on mars would be very controversial.

    Certain religions have been founded on the belief that mankind, all life forms, and the earth were created in 7 days. Before Galileo, all Christans *knew* that the earth was the center of the universe, and it was quite damning for the church to be proven otherwise.

    Right now, all Christan fundamentalists *know* that life only exists on earth. Granted, I have no doubt they'll be able to spin it, but the point is that the bible would lose even more credibility. In a country where you have to be Christan to be elected president, that is very significant.

    An even more damning event would be to find a more advanced species that has never heard of God, or worse, follows a religion significantly different than Christianity. I again have little doubt that they wouldn't be able to spin it, but when your religion is based off a novel that is considered the word of god and that novel is consistently proven wrong, your religion is going to have problems.

  53. Re:Why don't you link to the original article? by CptNerd · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The key part is in the last paragraph, where it says the "provocative" results came from the experiment where they added water from Earth to a sample of soil. I bet they had a burst of oxygen like the old Viking lander experiments, which no one ever satisfactorily explained. The one that I remembered that made sense was some kind of dry peroxide in the soil formed by UV, which reacted with water to generate O2, but didn't repeat because the peroxide was used up.

    I hope this indicates some kind of chemistry that makes it easy to extract breathable O2 from Martian soil, so that any explorers/exploiters won't have to take as much in consumables. Would be nice to find a nitrogen source, then you'd have CHON, which is most of what you need to live. In the right proportions, of course.

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  54. Re:wrong by delong · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Really? So the numerous agricultural combine lobbyist groups, comprised of small farm holders, is "big cash"? La Raza, the largest Hispanic lobbying group, is "big cash"? How about lobbyists from the ABA, or the AMA?

    This notion that only "big cash" hire lobbyists is a myth. And its a myth perpetrated by the ignorant that can only rail against "the MAN" while sitting on their couches doing nothing.

  55. Informative? by daemonburrito · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Really?

    Mods: The "Abiogenic Petroleum Origin Hypothesis" is garbage.

    It's mainly used to comfort people by telling them there is a limitless supply of petroleum, and that energy crises are frauds perpetrated by the one world government in preparation for the arrival of the anti-christ. It's popular in the WorldNetDaily Hal Lindsey circles of charlatanism.

    I think parent is kidding, btw... (apologies if you're not)

  56. Re:2008 just called... by rantingkitten · · Score: 2, Funny

    And it's damn odd that scientific results have to be 'discussed' with him before they're released.

    Not really. They knew he'd need more time than the average person to comprehend the news, so they're giving him a little head start.

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  57. "Democracy is the worst form of government..." by jamrock · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "...except for all those other forms that have been tried from time to time." -- Winston Churchill, November 11, 1947

  58. The sad truth is, politicians do what we want. by tjstork · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In fact, the politicians do exactly what we want. We as normal citizens tend to only talk to people that are "like" us and the Internet has only made this worse. If you spent most of your time on DailyKos, you might think everyone was a liberal. Similarly, if you hung out on the FreeRepublic, you might think everyone was conservative.

    You and others of your bent complain about corporations, and how evil they are, but at the same token, there's a lot of people that actually LIKE corporations and see them as a good thing, and if they have a complaint, it is that they either do not own one themselves, bought stock in the wrong one, or are not far up enough the management chain.

    If the average person thought Walmart was evil, they would not have a business worth in excess of 200 billion dollars. People wouldn't shop there, and, if you tried to ban Walmart or screw it up in some way, people would shop at the next cheapest thing that came along. If the average person really thought we should protect American manufacturing, Ford stock might be worth more than $5 a share. If the average person really wanted to take the extra expense to protect the environment, they'd do it. If the average person was against guns, they wouldn't be made. There's no law that requires people to go to church and yet churches in some parts of the country are packed. If the average person thought Linux was better, they'd be using it.

    Money does talk, and many Americans have voted loud and clear. They like to shop at Walmart, buy guns, drive foreign cars and buy foreign goods and they don't really care about the homeless except for when they trip over them, the environment, except maybe to decorate the yard with some new bushes and some wind chimes, and they generally like power tools, big televisions, more channels, violent video games, loads of porn over the internet, loads of beef and chicken for dinner and sometimes some pork. Other than that, they want to be left alone.

    Lobbyists get paid for a reason. They get paid because the people that hire them have a legislative message and there are -many- messages out there. You'll have environmental lobbying, racial lobbying, religious lobbying, each of which representing the membership of some organization that you or I or the man down the street belongs to.

    What else could there possibly be? We want a ton of stuff from government but don't want to pay for it, so we borrow it on all levels and try and get someone else to pay. A lot of Americans flat out don't want to work so they fight for disability, social security, welfare, unions and what not, or, they fight for the right to invest without taxation or charges, so we have low capital gains taxes and loads of welfare. Americans don't like the war in Iraq but they also do not like to lose, and so we stay in Iraq.

    I could go on and on and on like this, but it should be pretty clear that we are getting the government that is exactly what we want. Our politicians only suck because we do.

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  59. I hope there is no life on Mars. by Tekoneiric · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I for one hope they don't find any life on Mars because if they discover even a single non-Earth origin microbe it will mean the end of any possibility of colonizing or even terraforming Mars. Every religious and nature group will come out against us going to Mars for science and colonization. Plus you'll get the people fearful of Martian life getting to Earth against it too. Life on Mars would almost mean the end of Space exploration for the foreseeable future.

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    1. Re:I hope there is no life on Mars. by luzr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, as colonizing planetary bodies is the most stupid thing to do anyway, I hope they have found it:) The future is habitats, not planets. Once you have escaped one gravity well, why should you fall into another?

  60. Re:I bet the government covers up "life on mars" by innerweb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Trying to cover up something like "life on mars" is futile and foolish.

    Fancy that... The government to hide something. Not like any agent of the government, elected or not, has ever tried to do anything like that. Land mines in Central America (Iran Contra affair), Weapons for hostages (Iran hostage crisis), The The Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment, or the Lies of the Century (this site will tick some people off!). There are so many examples of people in government doing exactly what you are arguing they would not do for whatever reason. They do not care what the future has in store. They are only focused on getting through their fears of today. People do very funny (and bad) things when they are cornered by their fears or believe they are being cornered by things that they are afraid of.

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  61. servant01 by servant01 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While I find this story to be somewhat interesting, My faith in modern science is rapidly waning. Far too much of today's "science" is based upon conjecture, presupposition, assumption and, bias rather than truly objective scientific method. I do hope we have learned something useful from the red planet. It is nice to see a few cogent posts regarding the subject matter. Unfortunately, they are the vast minority. I assume those who have chosen this venue to vilify certain politicians, are well acquainted with said politicians and are privy to detailed information regarding their daily duties, private conversations and, perhaps even their thoughts . To spew such vitriol without very intimate knowledge would seem to indicate a psychological problem or a diminished capacity for reason. In any case, I look forward to the announcement of the MECA discovery with some degree of anticipation.

  62. life code by drjzzz · · Score: 2, Informative

    If there is life on Mars, then the next question is whether it uses nucleic acids (DNA/RNA) for coding. All life on earth uses nucleic acids to encode genes. [Prions may be an exception to this rule but they are parasites that were originally encoded by nucleic acids and depend on nucleic acid-encoded 'hosts'.]

    Core life functions are remarkably conserved on earth, e.g., human and pea (plant) histones, which are proteins that bind DNA, remain ~80% identical after a billion years or so of evolution. If extraterrestrial life has fundamentally different molecules and 'code' (e.g., non-nucleic acid genes, or different codes for amino acids, or the sequences of histone-like proteins, etc.), then life probably originated twice, independently. If instead the core functions are similar, then there was one common origin. These differences and similarities would change our estimates on the odds of life evolving independently elsewhere.

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