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Tech Vs. Business?

An anonymous reader writes "I've recently found a spot in a large company, and I'm noticing that here a lot of people on the technology side are very anti-business. Tech makes up about 40% of the total line of business staff, but the whole LOB is only a tiny percentage of the larger company in the financial industry. I personally haven't seen this before in prior jobs, but I'm told that this animosity is commonplace. So I come to Slashdot to find out if others have experienced this adversarial relationship between business and tech, and if so, what was the effect on the overall success of the business?"

607 comments

  1. common place by markybob · · Score: 5, Interesting

    i've found this to be true in almost every company that i've worked for. tech workers are looked down upon, because people only ever come to us when things go badly and most of us literally "sit on our asses", which they dont see as working. so we're seen as lazy and bad at what we do, because if we were any good at it, they wouldn't be having whatever problem they're having. the best way i've found to combat this is to be honest with your departmental managers and hope that they can spread some love

    1. Re:common place by NoobixCube · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've often considered tech to be like plumbing. The users of both have no idea how it works, basic knowledge of how to use it, and only care when it stops working. Users expect it to work like magic all the time, and the tech/plumber always has to put up with the disgruntled user's shit. Both are looked down upon by most people in society, yet both are absolutely essential to today's way of life.

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    2. Re:common place by kesuki · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I think part of that 'works like magic' mystique is due to how reliable the electric grid, water and sewer pipelines and telephone and data networks have been. it's more profitable for the utilities if the system never fails, or as close to never as is possible. companies probably don't understand why they need an IT department at all, they don't understand why all the utility they need can't just come from an outside company. after all if a company is going to smelt aluminum they don't go around building an atomic power plant to run their smelters, they find a cheap source of electricity preferably reachable by major shipping lanes, and let the utility company worry about where the power comes from.

      computers are still relatively new, and eventually you won't need a whole staff of IT gurus to keep a network up and running, when a basic desktop computer can get rid of every moving part, there is less to replace and maintain, thus less IT workers needed... large websites and databases will get easier to manage, eventually, the only thing that won't go away is the need for real security. because hacking is getting more and more economically promising in many places in Africa and former eastern block nations. so security is where real IT growth is, computers will get more reliable and software easier to manage, but hackers are getting smarter and more skilled every single year.

    3. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Don't know about you, but when I go to someone to fix their computer, I'm hardly looked down upon. In fact, I've been kissed and hugged for solving their problems, taken out to lunch and dinner, and even offered a place to live once!

    4. Re:common place by Trails · · Score: 1

      Agreed. This is the typical way this pans out, the path of least resistance if you will.

      Where I've seen greater success is a) biz takes training in tech to understand what's going on. I'm not talking html 101, I mean they take courses for tech managers. b) tech is directly accountable for and has input into biz objectives. Further, they need to understand things like strategic plan and product roadmap.

      Harvard Business Review had an article (in may of 2008 IIRC) about a japanese bank that implemented some of these techniques along with a pseudo agile dev methodology (which they intelligently didn't call agile, because some large enterprise and heuristically anti-agile) they called "pathing".

      Here is a link to a spot where you can buy copies (ugh, I know, buy) but if you can track down a free copy it's worth a read:
      http://harvardbusinessonline.hbsp.harvard.edu/b02/en/common/item_detail.jhtml;jsessionid=EGWNZ1OVIAUO0AKRGWDR5VQBKE0YIISW?id=R0803J

    5. Re:common place by Dun+Malg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      tech workers are looked down upon, because people only ever come to us when things go badly

      If I had a nickel for every time I've heard of an IT guy being [sacked|not replaced after leaving] because some ass in a suit reasoned thusly:

      "What do we need an IT guy for? We never have any computer problems!"

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    6. Re:common place by Grimbleton · · Score: 5, Funny

      We can't all work for your parents.

    7. Re:common place by Safiire+Arrowny · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Both are looked down upon by most people in society, yet both are absolutely essential to today's way of life.

      No one looks down on me for working with technology, I'm sorry you lost the metaphor right about there.

    8. Re:common place by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
      Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad.
      Homer: Thank you, dear.
      Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
      Homer: Oh, how does it work?
      Lisa: It doesn't work.
      Homer: Uh-huh.
      Lisa: It's just a stupid rock.
      Homer: Uh-huh.
      Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around, do you?
      Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

    9. Re:common place by darkpixel2k · · Score: 4, Informative

      after all if a company is going to smelt aluminum they don't go around building an atomic power plant to run their smelters, they find a cheap source of electricity preferably reachable by major shipping lanes, and let the utility company worry about where the power comes from.

      Minor nitpick unrelated to your argument: A lot of aluminum smelting plants and large paper mills have their own power generation facilities or have entered into some sort of co-op for generating the power they need rather than paying a power company.

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    10. Re:common place by jeremypv · · Score: 1

      And we can't live on hugs and kisses, although the lunch, dinner, and pad deals are quite OK.

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    11. Re:common place by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Informative

      after all if a company is going to smelt aluminum they don't go around building an atomic power plant to run their smelters, they find a cheap source of electricity preferably reachable by major shipping lanes, and let the utility company worry about where the power comes from.

      Actually, they usually build the smelter near an existing plant, or where one can be built. Aluminium is refined electricity, basically.

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    12. Re:common place by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      computers are still relatively new, and eventually you won't need a whole staff of IT gurus to keep a network up and running

      I like the rest of your argument but this I have to slap you for. The amount of people I come across in my day to day work (I'm a contract network administrator) who run "MS SBS" or "Red Hat ES" and think they can "network" and be a helldesk is phenomenal. There will always be a need for IT, just like there is always a need for plumbers. The whole concept of making the systems easier to manage is what is killing us properly - home users think they can do it because they hooked their TV up to their laptop just fine, so why should it be hard when they're at the office.

      That rant, however, is for another time.

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    13. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Sometimes a '6, Funny' is appropriate. This is one of those times.

    14. Re:common place by calmofthestorm · · Score: 1

      I've been paid even when insisting repeatedly not to be, and never treated with anything but the greatest help. But then it's not my job. Eventually they ask me to install linux and stop having problems;P Ubuntu ftw

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    15. Re:common place by raver31 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You sir, are a fucking waste of skin. Piss off back to your klan site

    16. Re:common place by KGIII · · Score: 3, Funny

      You really shouldn't feed them. They're like stray animals, if you feed them then they won't go away.

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    17. Re:common place by raver31 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I know, but it is just so tempting. But little retards like that guy need to get out of their mothers basement and get a life. The quicker we can get them to stop wanking, the better

    18. Re:common place by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 2, Informative

      "spacious reasoning"? :) Reasoning that has lots of room for expansion? :)

      I think you meant specious.

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    19. Re:common place by LS · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ok, how much would you really have? 5 or 10 cents? Nothing? Be honest with us please.

      LS

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    20. Re:common place by future+assassin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well my main job is in retail (sales and just promoted to manager) but I also take care of our websites/graphic design/ad design. Everything I've done so far website wise and flyer/promo graphics has helped sales and the companies image so no one looks down on me when I'm doing tech related work.

      I'm also currently trying out different groupware software to get rid of unneeded paper work (like: to do lists/daily duty lists/customer order management/etc.... This will be set up for all of our locations (6) from the same software, I showed my boss that he can have access to all of the stores at once. Put a big smile on his face because he can now remotely see what happening at all 6 locations.

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    21. Re:common place by metlin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Eh. Someone offered to, ummm, give me head if I removed the spyware from her machine. And she wasn't particularly unattractive, either (probably a 7).

      Although, looking back, I do believe that fixing the computer was probably just an excuse.

    22. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      re:
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      when a basic desktop computer can get rid of every moving part, there is less to replace and maintain, thus less IT workers needed
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      I've never had and IT incident involving a moving part. Unless you count electrons and bits as moving parts.

    23. Re:common place by profplump · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The power company supplies exactly the same product to every one of their customers. And the product never changes. And they only concern themselves with delivering it to your meter, past which they have no concern. You have to hire separate support to deal with every change of your building layout, usage patterns, equipment, or anything else that might change where and how much electricity you need.

      Or think phones. Essentially any business with more than a handful of employees buys some form of site connectivity and a bunch of DIDs from the phone company, and then pays someone else to manage the internal phones as a separate system.

      You could easily do the same thing with IT -- hire someone to make changes and then leave. In fact, I sell that very service. I charge an hourly rate to come in and make changes to your computer systems. When I'm done I leave and don't charge you again until you want to make another change. Just like an electrician I guarantee my work and will fix mistakes, but I'll charge you for any changes that weren't part of our original agreement.

    24. Re:common place by mcvos · · Score: 1

      i've found this to be true in almost every company that i've worked for. tech workers are looked down upon,

      I think it's only true for companies where techs are looked down upon. There are plenty of companies that are practically being run by the techies, and there the techs tend to understand the need for good business.

    25. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The reason a lot of IT people in businesses are looked down upon is due to their failure to understand they belong to a cost centre.

    26. Re:common place by Denihil · · Score: 1, Funny

      do we really want to have them stop wanking though? this way they're almost like Darwin award winners through default. (though admittedly less funny)

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    27. Re:common place by Denihil · · Score: 0

      hahaha, awesome man! i had a similiar situation happen once, except replace "removing spyware" with "how to disassemble a computer" (she was a geek in training) and replace "give me head" with "bondage play involving cat-5 cable and steel battalion controller" i haven't been the same since...if only all women knew how to treat geeks...3

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    28. Re:common place by ScrewMaster · · Score: 5, Funny

      and be a helldesk is phenomenal.

      I don't know exactly what a "helldesk" is, but I'm pretty sure I've had to call there a few times. There was always the faint odor of brimstone when I hung up the phone.

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    29. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
      Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad.

      The word you were looking for is specious.

    30. Re:common place by syousef · · Score: 4, Informative

      computers are still relatively new, and eventually you won't need a whole staff of IT gurus to keep a network up and running, when a basic desktop computer can get rid of every moving part, there is less to replace and maintain, thus less IT workers needed...

      Cars are relatively new, and eventually you won't need a whole staff of .... No wait that doesn't work. We have mechanics.

      Plumbing is relatively new, and eventually you won't need a whole staff of .... No wait that doesn't work, we have janitors and if they can't fix it we have plumbers. Oh and plumbing is old

      Electricity is relatively new, and eventually you won't need a whole staff of .... No wait that doesn't work, we have electricians.

      Science is relatively new, and eventually you won't need a whole staff of .... No wait that doesn't work, we have janitors and if they can't fix it we have scientists.

      Do I need to repeat with other professions? Anything that requires specialised expertise will require professionals. It has nothing to do with how new a field is. It has to do with the knowledge to operate in the field not being common knowledge. It has to do with how badly things go if they go wrong.

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    31. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd have a nickel, but it was an "IT manager" who made the comment, so I think it should be worth at least a quarter.

    32. Re:common place by Gideon+Fubar · · Score: 3, Funny

      The scary thing is that you weren't the one being toasted... The discomfort you experienced was just a side effect of the helldesk process.

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    33. Re:common place by fonske · · Score: 1

      Every time I start in a job there is a steep learning curve. What takes me a whole morning or afternoon to figure out (along with suboptimal tools and gear) takes me a maximum of fifteen minutes two years later with at last everything optimized. Now you could make the calculation that I am only wearing out my trousers. And there is the point where a successfull company will get more competitive: you could start documenting and writing software to get rid of the buggy DDE software the vendor of some machinery has been bugging you for all those years, you can try to explain to the boss that documentation of E&I diagrams is undoable in powerpoint... Or you just sit on your lazy ass and surf slashdot whole day like I am doing today.

    34. Re:common place by Ultracrepidarian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So if they understood they were a cost center, they would not be looked down upon? I assume you are implying that management is justified in looking down upon them because they are a "cost center". It may be the reason, but it doesn't make a lot of sense.

      This attitude sometimes leads to real disaster.

      The company I worked for for many years was suddenly seriously strapped for cash. It seems that customer payments had simply dried up. The cause? The clerk that prepared the invoices had been laid off, and no one had bothered to perform that function. She was hired back immediately, and finally found a little respect. We are talking a company with sales of over $100 million here.

      In another instance, the woman that entered engineering bills into the computer left to take a job at another company. I told the manager of engineering that I personally knew her work and that he would need to hire two data entry people to replace her. A month went by, and they didn't hire anyone to perform her function. After all, she was just "overhead". End result: Entire company's production delayed by six weeks.

    35. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is with the masses, a common person would never try to fix their microwave (well, after the first round of whose have tried has been eliminated from the gene pool) while they pretend to be expert at pc (sic!), so they see IT as unnecessary burden - emotionally speaking.
      They could not make a business scale up without good IT staff nowadays, as managing ms sbs is not at the same level of setting up a replicated trusted domain controller cluster, but they *could* handle a sbs so they think they could handle the latter.
      It's more or less the same change that happened to cars (weee! the car analogy!), when engines switched from mostly mechanical to mostly electronic. They had to put cover on the engine parts preventing access to wannabe mechanics with the hobby of engine tuning, perfectly suited for the less complex mechanical engines but totally dangerous for the first batch of electronic ones, which were too much sensible and frail.

    36. Re:common place by Jellybob · · Score: 1

      you could start documenting and writing software to get rid of the buggy DDE software the vendor of some machinery has been bugging you for all those years, you can try to explain to the boss that documentation of E&I diagrams is undoable in powerpoint... Or you just sit on your lazy ass and surf slashdot whole day like I am doing today.

      And that is the reason why there is so much divide in many companies between tech and management.

      You're job is not to "do what your told". It's to provide an actual benefit to the business. Such as telling your boss that you need better tools to do your job, or somebody who can write good documentation.

      Sitting around and feeling sorry for yourself is never going to change things. If you have tried telling management things need changing, and they havn't, either your going about it wrong, or you need to move company because it will never change.

      I've been in the situation of working for a company that doesn't listen to their technical staff (despite making a large amount of their money from software development), and it's hell.

    37. Re:common place by HungryHobo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I got my current girlfriend (of 18 months now) after writing a little java app to help her do her thesis. I offered to help her out when she mentioned she'd spent the day trying to use word or excel or something to make an app for the data gathering aspect of her thesis.

      it was just a simple "display item 1, display item 2, take input, output right/wrong, answer and time taken to a log" apparently her professor liked it and asked me if I'd mind doing a slightly altered version for another psychology student who was doing a similar project.

      So worth the half hour or so messing around coding.
      What took longer was finding out what she actually needed it to do, she kept assuming that certain parts would be a lot of trouble when really it was all pretty simple.

    38. Re:common place by Stooshie · · Score: 3, Informative

      ... I've never had and IT incident involving a moving part ...

      So you've never had a hard disk failure, or a problem with a CD/DVD drive?

      The parent post means when the hard disk etc are replaced with flash memory or something similar.

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    39. Re:common place by Stooshie · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... probably a 7 ...

      looks? dress size? or, being slashdot, age?

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    40. Re:common place by KGIII · · Score: 2, Informative

      Are you going to feed it, take it for walks, and pay for their vet appointments???

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    41. Re:common place by MadMorf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ...computers are still relatively new, and eventually you won't need a whole staff of IT gurus to keep a network up and running,... thus less IT workers needed...large websites and databases will get easier to manage, eventually, the only thing that won't go away is the need for real security...so security is where real IT growth is, computers will get more reliable and software easier to manage...

      Let me just say, after 26 years in this business, of hearing this every year, the systems just keep getting more complex and harder to maintain, rather than less and easier.

      Windows NT was supposed to make it so anyone who could use Windows could manage a server.

      How many MILLION MSCEs do we have in the world now?

      Storage systems with Petabytes of data are complex things. Cloud computing is a complex thing. Supercomputing clusters are complex things. World-spanning networks are complex things.

      No offense intended, but the only people who think things are getting easier are people who don't know how they work in the first place.

    42. Re:common place by Nursie · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Are you exclusively talking about tech support?

      I got the impression from the question that he's talking about tech in general. In which case I can count myself. I work for $BIG_CORP as a software engineer and there's animosity here. On our side a lot of it stems from -

      If our software does really, really well in the marketplace then we might get a reasonable payrise, whilst some of the guys on the business side get to retire from the profits, buy sports cars etc.

      If our software does badly then there will be layoffs.

      We tend to be ignored and dictated to, as if we're an inconvenience, not actually, you know, the guys that design and procude everything you goddamn sell.

      We're smarter than them. In the geeky, pure-intellect, tough-maths-problem way. Many of them are overly loud, arrogant and annoying. Somehow they make more money and are always travelling places and have great cars though...

      They're always telling us not to do fun techie stuff (otherwise known as innovation) in favour of endless interface tweaking and repackaging (otherwise known as making software actually usable).

      From their side, we're probably moody, have over-inflated senses of entitlement and our own importance, get in the way of "corporate direction" whenever we can, mutter about unintelligible and unimportant stuff all the time, spend all our money on stupid gadgets, are usually passive-aggressive and are nearly always lazy.

      Swings and roundabouts. Been the same way in every company I worked for.

    43. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ldafjsldf

    44. Re:common place by fonske · · Score: 1

      huh? I already wrote my modules for hart protocol, modbus, ei bisynch (old) and some in-house protocol. Thank you very much. And the other story about E&I diagram documentation goes like this: I once started at a university where everybody was making rather complex and dangerous gas reactors by designing them in powerpoint. There the lesson was learned that chemists and bio-engineers have their merits. But process engineering is not one of them. We even had a lab completely trashed due to an explosion. No casualties, but that was more out of luck than wisdom. And yes, they honestly advised me powerpoint to document my E&I diagrams. Buying a dedicated program was too expensive. And the surfing on slashdot is in fact outside my working hours.

    45. Re:common place by lisaparratt · · Score: 2, Funny

      You really ought to wait for there to be grass on the wicket, old bean.

    46. Re:common place by Hurricane78 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Exactly.

      By the way... have some spare change? I need to make a call.

      Do you have some change?

      Change? Chaaannngeeee?? Chaaannngeeee??

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    47. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      UID?

    48. Re:common place by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You miss the point that computers are *way* more complex than anything else in common use.

      There may be a time where they "just work" for the non-techies. But they "just work" already right now for me.

      Instead of dumbing them down so even bigger idiots can exist, I think they should use their brains for once, or not fail at using a machine that they don't understand.

      The point of this is, that if you dumb them down, you lose the power of (fully/really) using a computer.

      The best example is the huge comfort boost I got from just being able to create the "glue" parts between the applications I use, when I switched to (Gentoo) Linux. (The point here is not the problems with Gentoo, but that I had to learn the internal stuff.) I finally understood the OS.

      I have small scrips and hooks everywhere that finally make my life easier as computer salesman promised me for the decades where I did not really understand the computer.

      An open OS, shell scripting (maybe not in bash :), DBUS, Firefox add-ons, Greasemonkey... those are miletones on way we should follow.
      It's efficient, high-level, and you can quickly come up with something basic and then let it grow.

      There should be a computer license that requires you to be able to script the "glue" and understand the system. (= Understanding the most basic and global concepts. Not learning every detail by heart.)

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    49. Re:common place by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Of course, what I meant was: "OR FAIL at using a machine that they don't understand."

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    50. Re:common place by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      *hangs his head in shame*

      Please pay no attention to my typos:
      - "or not fail" = "or fail"
      - "salesman" = salesmen"
      - "miletones" = "mileStones"

      I'm sorry... and hope my comment is still appreciated. :)

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    51. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
    52. Re:common place by nahdude812 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, that's absolutely correct. Except to equate IT to plumbing is not quite right. Nothing against our plumbing brethren, this is actually a relatively difficult profession (they make more than many technologists as a result), but I think IT personnel are more like mechanics and machinists who work on those monster automatic assembly systems.

      A plumbing job can be done once and not need attention for many years. A machinist can produce a new mass production system, but still be needed to sort out minor timing issues or locations of unexpected wear. Eventually if there are no new features to be added, the machinist's job is done and all that's left is maintenance (diagnosing and repairing or replacing worn or broken parts).

      But to further extend this model to the IT environment, the reason that IT staffers don't get to just get a good system set up and running once then only be around on contract for periodic maintenance is that companies are always demanding more newer and faster features. What this machine produces changes from month to month. New features are added, old features are removed. Every time you change the features of this behemoth, you end up having little niggles that have to be followed up on.

      In addition, the workers at the different manufacturing stations like to play around with their part of the machine by seeing what happens when you paint this cog pink, or put a nice potted plant in front of that greasy wheel. Plus that gear - well, I think it would look better sitting over here.

      Now take 400 of those machines, some feature stable, some always changing, some machines are used simultaneously by hundreds of people (HVAC system), some machines hundreds of people each have one to themselves (golf carts). This is the physical world equivalent of an IT environment.

    53. Re:common place by digitig · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ... I've never had and IT incident involving a moving part ...

      So you've never had a hard disk failure, or a problem with a CD/DVD drive?

      Or sticky keys on a keyboard? Or broken pin on a laptop power connector (the pin isn't supposed to be a moving part, but it's a moving part that usually causes it to break).

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    54. Re:common place by Fuzzypig · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Seems fair to me. After 20 years in the biz, I see the same crud, "this automatic wotnot will replace the humble XYZ". Yes it does, but what you forget is that the thing can now do 3 times what the old version did, the business gets a whiff of that and all of sudden the simple XYZ plugged into ABC is now hooked up 15 other systems and it's a tangled mess which only the humble IT techs can keep track of. Then every few years we go around the roundabout again! Definately found that IT people get the sharp end of the wedge in the office pecking order, desktop support not so much as people can relate a bit more to them, but working in the back ( Oracle/Informix DBA/Unix SA by trade ), people have no idea what you do, when asked I just politely say "I'm an IT professional, if I told you what I did it would mean nothing to you."

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    55. Re:common place by mh1997 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's not that tech workers are looked down upon, it is that all support functions of a company are looked down upon.

      If your companies business is tech support, the accountants would be looked down upon. If your companies business is accounting, then tech workers are looked down upon.

      You'll never hear anyone praising the janitorial staff at a company unless you work at Jani-King.

    56. Re:common place by biz0r · · Score: 1

      You can have another nickel...a company I left in late '05 never replaced me, as their systems were always rock solid and smooth running (I was with them since day 1, and built their infrastructure).

      Well now that they've had several hardware failures and the necessity to upgrade many/most of their systems they have graciously payed me every cent of the extortionary rate I asked for on a hourly contract basis :).

      They easily have paid more than what it would have been to hire someone to maintain those systems. But I can't complain...my wallet is nice and healthy...

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    57. Re:common place by markov23 · · Score: 1

      Any time you work for a company and you are not in the direct line of business - defined by what they sell - , you will get this behavior. If you are a software developer for a company that doesnt sell software, then you will be viewed as a cost center - something to be minimized. I would suspect you dont see these same attitudes if you talk to developers that work for a software company, or Network Techs that work for a consulting company that only does WAN design.

    58. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Most of our hardware problems are caused by the moving part more commonly referred to as the user.

    59. Re:common place by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      I'd be willing to pay to have it fixed.

      [John]

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    60. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      specious

    61. Re:common place by HangingChad · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No offense intended, but the only people who think things are getting easier are people who don't know how they work in the first place.

      Part of what I did coming into a new CIO position was simplifying the IT environment. A big component of that was stopping Windows development and moving Windows out of our server mix. The complexity of the whole Windows ecosystem adds overhead and expense without much value...except to MCSE's. The old arguments about it costing more to find qualified developers and support is just tripe. We haven't had any problems replacing our Windows-only staff and vendors at competitive local market rates and saved big on license costs.

      We can also match or beat application development times in a FOSS environment. I'm sure those heavily invested in Windows development are seething to tell me how wrong I am, but I prove that every day. We're building big systems on a LAMP stack and pushing the envelope for time to market. I came from a Windows shop, I am...well, used to be...a Windows developer. It's all FUD. You don't need Windows, Windows developers, or all the overhead it takes to keep that ecosystem running in some kind of decent shape. You can deliver enterprise services at a fraction of the cost and at competitive turn-around times. Simplify your environment and you'll save yourself a lot of money and stress.

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    62. Re:common place by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      also Most everyone in IT intimidates the rest of the employees very hard. What we do in IT is looked at as "magic" to the other 98% of the employees and executives. People are intimidated when they are around someone that is massively better at something than they are. If your IT people are lacking in social or interpersonal skills this increases the intimidation factor.

      You can stand your ground and be polite and warm. I have said many times NO to an executive and they were happy about me saying NO to them. It's all how you word it along with your demeanor and candor.

      Plus if you can say, "Sorry but NO, the CTO signed a rule banning that. IF you get him to give you a waiver I'll gladly set that up for you!" Pass that buck hard. Make the overpaid management earn their salary by sending all executive requests to go against police directly to his desk.

      Finally, any IT manager or Director worth a damn will buy out of HIS /HER own pocket doughnuts or bagles every friday morning and feed his staff and then have the staff each take a small platter of them to a different department each week as a "thank you for being our customer" and put that on the platter that it's from the IT guys. Give your guys credit for that.

      That goes a HUGE way to fix the problems in the workplace.

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    63. Re:common place by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Funny

      And the product never changes.

      oh yeah, it changes. it's all over the place. 120V yesterday 116V today in fact this morning it was 58.9hertz instead of a solid 59.99 I usually get. I bitched that lady out hard for 20 minutes that my clocks will now be 1/2 a second slow all day.

      Once it dropped to 114 volts.. but that is another story.....

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    64. Re:common place by digitig · · Score: 1

      Most of our hardware problems are caused by the moving part more commonly referred to as the user.

      And who said that computers were the most complex things we have to deal with?

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    65. Re:common place by mikael · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Some time ago, there was a news article on how an aluminum smelter plant had signed a long-term contract for electricity supply at a bargain low rate. When the cost of gas went up, the management found out that they could make more money reselling their electricity than they could by smelting aluminum.

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    66. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The power company supplies exactly the same product to every one of their customers. And the product never changes.

      Not true at all. The power company can deliver single-phase or three phase power, with many different voltage & current options.

      The power company can deliver power with different quality ratings (hospitals usually get cleaner & more reliable power).

      Once a customer gets to a certain size the power company will negotiate with you to charge not just based on usage but based on time-of-day, peak load and how often you hit that peak load.

      Once you get to a certain size the power company will give you a discount if you agree to reduce your usage on short notice.

    67. Re:common place by Emperor+Shaddam+IV · · Score: 5, Insightful

      1. Computers aren't that new. The first ones appeared in the 1930's and 1940's. Argueably people like Babbage ( and Lovelace ) and Leonardo DaVinci could have "built" mechanical computers - if they had the resources.
      2. Cars have been around for more than 100 years, and we still need mechanics.
      3. Working parts has very little to do with it, outside of the fans and harddrives, computers don't have any moving parts. Most of the "headaches" I think are around designing, building, maintaining, and supporting software.
      4. Having been in IT for 16 years, I would have to say that things are actually more complex now than ever. There are more software tools, programming lanugages, databases, report writers, operating systems, networking protocols, etc than ever before. And all these tools have a lot more features than they used to. Its getting increasely harder to know "some" of them well. Gone are the days when just knowing DOS, UNIX, MVS, VMS, and OS/400 would bascially give you knowledge of 90% of the hardware running. Or knowing just Assembly/C/Cobol/C++ would allow you to read and maintain most of the source code being used. So I would argue that the need for IT staff is going to continue to increase.
      5. True Hackers are hard to find. Most people that consider themselves "Hackers" are just downloading and using the tools other people wrote to crack systems. I'm not a hacker, but I would say that a true "Hacker" would have intimate knowledge of the internals of the Unix kernal, Linux, Windows, be a "decent" C/C++ programmer, know script programming, understand Firewall rules and configuration, and have an in depth knowledge of TCP/IP networking protocols and routing, and the "social" skills necesssary to call and poke around to get information about logins and passwords. 80-90 percent of the people I know in IT don't even have these skills... Hacking is much harder than it used to be. It used to be you just called a "number" using your 1200/2400 baud modem and poked around.
      6. Security is just a small sub-set of the big picture. Its important, but I would say that software engineeers, database admins, sys admins, and network engineers are all important and going to continue to be important...

      I think you have missed this point. As the speed of microprocessors has increased ( per Moores law ), I think we have seen an increase in the complexity of operating systems and software. Which is requiring more and more IT knowledge and resources.

      I think the "disconnect" between IT and Business has a lot more to do with the fact that business "knows" they depend on IT, but they are frustrated that IT can't seem to deliever what they want when they want it. On the other side, IT has to deal with more and more tools and IT staff has to learn more and more skills. And to increase frustration in IT, business users frequently don't deliever clear requirements or they "change" their mind in the middle of projects....

      I think moving forward, the disconnect is just going to get worse, not better and the requirement for IT workers is going to continue to increase....

    68. Re:common place by PinkyDead · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of people making a fortune off selling rocks in IT.

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    69. Re:common place by Reverend528 · · Score: 1

      I bitched that lady out hard for 20 minutes that my clocks will now be 1/2 a second slow all day.

      At some point during the day, the electric company will speed up or slow down the frequency to ensure the proper number of cycles/day.

    70. Re:common place by FTWinston · · Score: 1

      Of course, tech are looked down upon somewhat. But mostly, I'd blame the techies' hate of things like design specs & schedules, of having ideas imposed on them by "ignorant outsiders," and especially of the necessity of the business logic of spending a week getting something "good enough" rather than a month getting it "perfect" that makes us grumble so. And they NEVER let us rewrite things from scratch, who cares if that stops us from earning any money for 18 months?

    71. Re:common place by one2meny · · Score: 0, Redundant

      That's "specious" reasoning :-)

    72. Re:common place by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Here's a hint: They don't actually mean it. They are doing it for the sole purpose of getting you riled up, and you're playing right into their hands.

    73. Re:common place by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Informative

      It really depends on how the Tech people treat the other workers...
      We really want to sit down and fix the problem without anyone bothering us, however people wan't to be informed on what is happening, even if they understand it or not. I tend to get along quite well with the non-techs here is the process.
      They come to you for a problem...

      1. When possible you actually go to their desks and have them show it to you. So you know exactly what the problem is and how it is done.
        • When watching them and you see the user doing something in an weird way. Don't try to correct their action just examine what they are doing. Keep note of it, state that it is a bug. Show them the workaround so they can get their work done. Then correctly prioritize the bug and see if you can fix it. A usibility problem is a Bug too.
        • If you find the data is incorrect preventing them from moving on. Fix the data so they can move along as fast as possible then go to fix the problem.
      2. When fixing the problem keep them informed on the progress. So when you looking for the cause tell them that. When you find it tell them (never blame them for doing the wrong thing, remember a bad UI is a bug). Then let them know right away when it is fixed and when it is released. If you can give good time frame be honest about them.
      3. Prioritize your list so you can get the most per day. High Priority (That cause work to stop) and Quick Fixes. Then work on the Medium Known functional bug then the UI bugs.
      4. Let them know when you fix their problem, and thank them for their help

      If you treat others like stupid jerks they will treat you the same. You are working together don't try to be superior to them, try to be their equal with the goals of supporting their work. For most companies IT isn't the goal it is to support the goal.

      There is also a budgeting problem with IT. Most companies have IT classified as a cost center in the organization. That means you it is considered an expense with the goal to keep costs down. You need to keep that in mind when you make decisions. It will take a lot of work to move IT from cost center to a point where you can prove that investment in it as a positive effect in the companies bottom line. Most IT departments are very bad at this. First the anti-business mindset, prevents the expansion of development of Decision Support Systems or BI systems, Being proactive to use IT to solve problems in the business, not just work with the CIO or CTO but with the COO (Chief Operations Officer), you will be suprized how many Computer Science Concepts are in Business Process Management, just the names change.

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    74. Re:common place by Negrin · · Score: 1

      Users expect it to work like magic all the time, and the tech/plumber always has to put up with the disgruntled user's shit.

      Considering the plumbing metaphor used, I'm afraid the ending of the quoted sentence is a tad bit more graphic than I bargained for.

    75. Re:common place by pushf+popf · · Score: 1

      If I had a nickel for every time I've heard of an IT guy being [sacked|not replaced after leaving] because some ass in a suit reasoned thusly: "What do we need an IT guy for? We never have any computer problems!"

      You need better geek<->management translations to impress management that what you're doing is valuable.

      If you tell the VP that you "just switched them from Frame Relay to VPN over the internet and it's really cool", they'll look at you like you have antlers for about a half a second and then return to talking to their buddies about golf.

      If you say "I just reduced our monthly communications bill from $80,000 to $8,000, they'll probably get you an office with a window, a trip on the corporate jet and your own personal hooker.

    76. Re:common place by somersault · · Score: 1

      she kept assuming that certain parts would be a lot of trouble when really it was all pretty simple.

      Yeah, I hate when people try to do your job for you and guess what you'll be doing. Sometimes of course people will ask for silly things that are currently impossible, but often it's best if they just give you requirements and let you work out the rest themselves.

      I was doing an internal application for someone here and he started modifying the database tables as if he knew how I was going to do the implementation, but the only experience he has had with databases was a one day course at college, so he doesn't really have any notion of how to separate out data effectively, and it just ended up slowing me down instead of speeding things along. It did result in a good discussion about what he actually intended for those extra features to do though.

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    77. Re:common place by D+Ninja · · Score: 1

      large websites and databases will get easier to manage, eventually, the only thing that won't go away is the need for real security.

      You haven't seen the "legacy code" that I have been subjected to. If it's any indication, things are not going to get easier to manage.

    78. Re:common place by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > You'll never hear anyone praising the janitorial staff at a company unless you work at Jani-King.

      Actually, I work at a hospital and the "Environmental Services" staff gets regular praise for a fine job. Mostly because the patients comment so often on how clean the place is, compared to most hospitals they have been to (which is a scary thought).

    79. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What do we need an IT guy for? We never have any computer problems!"

      So the CFO should have the least reliable, oldest, piece of junk system and, viola, IT job security!

    80. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even more so, because IT is a cost center. This means that money spent on IT is not generating revenue, and therefore people want to keep the cost down. The upshot is that as soon as the IT team feels like they have some breathing room, management sees this as inefficient and tries to save money by cutting IT. They cut as much as they can and the situation gets bad, so naturally everyone assumes it's the IT workers' fault that things are going badly. Finally the situation becomes unbearable and then there is an IT shake-up with a fat restructuring budget and the cycle repeats.

    81. Re:common place by vrmlguy · · Score: 1

      Amazon's S3 and ECC supply exactly the same products to every one of their customers. And the product never changes. And they only concern themselves with giving you a network connection, past which they have no concern. You have to hire separate support to deal with every change of your web server, database, or anything else that might change where and how much compute power you need. You just need someone who charges an hourly rate to come in and make changes to your systems as needed; when done they leave and don't charge you again until you want to make another change. Find someone who guarantees their work and will fix mistakes, but charge you for any changes that weren't part of the original agreement.

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    82. Re:common place by superflippy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good point. Just because we have power companies doesn't mean we don't need electricians.

      Matter of fact, you want to make decent money and have a steady supply of work, look into becoming an electrician.

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    83. Re:common place by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      All together, first-hand, hearing it from either the person let go or someone (non-IT) working for the company? 30 cents or so. Counting third hand reports and things I've read on the internet, probably a buck and a quarter.

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    84. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      How many MILLION MSCEs do we have in the world now?

      According to Microsoft Learning the answer is less than 1 million. And that includes NT4, Windows 2000, and Windows 2003 MCSEs.

      Oh, and you misspelled MCSE.

    85. Re:common place by Lorien_the_first_one · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Tell me about it. I got hired into a job where the goal is to reduce outside consulting to zero. I'm one guy, supporting close to 50 users and I have to know everything about everything. The phone system, the security system, the servers, and all applications.

      I doubt if there is one guy who "knows it all" because I've seen just how complicated these things really are.

      Is it reasonable to even hope that one guy could do it all?

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    86. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Source or it didn't happen?

    87. Re:common place by MadMorf · · Score: 1

      You don't need Windows, Windows developers, or all the overhead it takes to keep that ecosystem running in some kind of decent shape. You can deliver enterprise services at a fraction of the cost and at competitive turn-around times. Simplify your environment and you'll save yourself a lot of money and stress.

      I don't really disagree with you at all, but the LAMP stack has its own ecosystem, with NIS and LDAP and Kerberos and DNS...

      I work with huge multi-nationals every day, as a storage engineer. The Windows/IIS/MSSQL/.Net ecosystem can be problematic, but believe me, if you're trying to run a global NFS network, you've got almost as many headaches...

    88. Re:common place by aldousd666 · · Score: 1

      HAH! My computer system is so OLD that it still uses plumbing to connect to the intertubes. Witness the "BROKEN PIPE" error message I'm always getting on IRC. Technically not a moving part, but requiring a technician nonetheless! Anyone bring a Langstum wrench?

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    89. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget broken cupholders.

    90. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha! So you admit that you don't know how many MSCE's are in the world!

    91. Re:common place by tbuskey · · Score: 1

      Just the the perennial "disk is cheap" line from users..

      A user can buy a USB 500 GB drive for $100 (20 cents/GB). But they neglect the cost of the server, backups, reliability (raid 'em), scaling (20 USB drives?).

      By the time IT gets done with the storage, $1/GB is considered cheap. Some SANs are probably closer to $10/GB.

    92. Re:common place by TCaptain · · Score: 1

      The whole concept of making the systems easier to manage is what is killing us properly - home users think they can do it because they hooked their TV up to their laptop just fine, so why should it be hard when they're at the office.

      I think people tend to forget that making things "easier" for the user usually means a TON of complex work in the background...which leads to both that kind of thinking and the typical LUser thinking that "if it's so easy...it must not take a lot of work, so these guys are WAY overpaid!" attitude.

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    93. Re:common place by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      I do not get the impression that society "looks down on" tech workers. Quite the opposite.

      When I meet people from high school and tell them I'm now an engineer at a software company, they act impressed. I doubt I would get the same response if I said I was a plumber.

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    94. Re:common place by ScuzzMonkey · · Score: 1

      The problem is that you know how they work and see the complexity first hand, and so you don't get the 10,000 foot view, which is that despite all that complexity--or perhaps because of it--the reality is that at the business/consumer level, technology has gotten easier. It's still not fool-proof, you can make a mess of it if you do things wrong, but in the last three to five years I have seen enough good implementations out there which have low downtime and minimal maintenance requirements to convince me that we're making progress with reliability and usability. I know of companies running information systems smoothly and with minimal IT staff now which would never have been able to afford keeping an NT4 network running.

      SBS and to a lesser extent Windows Server itself really are manageable for day to day purposes in certain environments by a half-conscious office admin. And properly configured Linux or appliance servers can be set up, kicked under a desk, and ignored for years without problems now. I have seen support calls go down dramatically in the last few years as we have figured out how to deploy these things properly. Technology is just more reliable than it used to be; hardware failure rates are down, software explodes more gracefully, and for specific rote tasks, it's easier for users to learn and use. Ten years ago, you had to send staff off to class every time you brought in new software. I don't know of anyone who does that anymore.

      I realize this isn't universally true, but it's one of those instances where a few organizations doing it prove that it can be done, and that the technology is not to blame in all of those places where so many problems still exist, but rather management and application.

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    95. Re:common place by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      It actually IS getting much easier to do the stuff we did in the past.

      It's the job that's changing. We are now expected to do more of the old stuff and plenty new stuff in the same timespan.

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    96. Re:common place by digitig · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, users who have problems with the cupholders never seem to report trouble with CD/DVD drives. Maybe problems with CD/DVD drives could be eliminated entirely by fitting all computers with cupholders?

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    97. Re:common place by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      You already only need one IT guy. I do it all myself from desktop support to the VOIP phone system to SQL server management to backups to Exchange. It all falls on me.

    98. Re:common place by COMON$ · · Score: 1
      Ahh, the most insightful comment I have seen on this topic in a while.

      I think people forget that with any new industry there is a lot of stuff going on in the beginning but as the industry irons itself out it becomes more and more efficient.

      As we move to virtual environments, and back to terminal services we will have less need for the large IT staff. PC environments require large staff because there are so many moving parts in so many physical locations. One guy/girl can only support so many PCs at once. But a terminal session....they are all served up right next to you, no matter the size of the network. So as you said all the emphasis is going to be on security (and development) in the future. Which I have aimed my career to take advantage of this foresight.

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    99. Re:common place by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Or in technical terms: PEBKAC

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    100. Re:common place by SiChemist · · Score: 1

      I actually chuckled out loud when I read your post. You just made my morning!

    101. Re:common place by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      Laptops are the worst. Users treat them like personal property rather than company property and inevitably they get thrashed. I saw the pins for connection to a docking station get absolutely destroyed when someone just slammed their notebook down onto the dock without even trying to properly line the thing up. As long as there are "rock and roll" (cake reference) idiots breaking their laptops there will be IT workers replacing them.

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    102. Re:common place by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      I would... but I hate attics and crawl spaces.

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    103. Re:common place by ratbert6 · · Score: 1

      The most common failure I've seen has been power supply FANS, which leads to other failures shortly if not caught right away. Hard Disks, CD drives, floppies back in the day etc... all failing moving parts. If you've not witnessed any of this you've not been around long.

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    104. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad.

      Um, that would be 'specious', although you could say there was plenty room for improvement.

      (joke stolen from Fazor)

    105. Re:common place by spinkham · · Score: 1

      I work in security, and would love to be out of a job. Or at least be doing the last 5% of integration testing after everyone else has done their job well.

      Security in a nutshell is just coming behind "software engineeers, database admins, sys admins, and network engineers" and making sure they did their jobs correctly.

      The sad part is how little of what we test is actually designed with security in mind. Instead of just testing a few edge cases, we often end up finding problems just about everywhere it was possible to find problems.

      There are organizations who do have a good software development life cycle that includes security at every step, but they are still the minority.
      Unfortunately the industry is still in a "build it quick, we'll worry about security/scalability/stability/quality later" mode and it shows.

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    106. Re:common place by midnitewolf · · Score: 1

      How many MILLION MSCEs do we have in the world now?

      MSCE?

      Masters of Science in Civil Engineering? I reckon there's quite a few, but I don't think that's what you meant. ;)

    107. Re:common place by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      I try never to look down on my plumber--too much ass crack. Bad for the stomach.

    108. Re:common place by TheLostSamurai · · Score: 1

      Let me just say, after 26 years in this business, of hearing this every year, the systems just keep getting more complex and harder to maintain, rather than less and easier.

      I agree, and this is a good thing for the IT industry as it is now, but this can also have negative side effects. My father has been a mechanic for over 30 years and has nearly every certification you can get. The problem is that, much like the IT environment, cars are continually becoming more complicated to work on and requiring more and more specialized tools and equipment. This is fine for my dad who has a lot of experience and is regularly continuing his education, but it limits the number of new young mechanics coming into the field. This is due to the higher requirements of education and the need to purchase newer and more expensive tools just to get started.

      The same could start happening to the IT world as well. When I first started working professionally with computers and networks, the majority of the IT staff were all self taught. Now most IT departments will require at least a 4 year MIS degree. Could the future require IT professionals to have degrees on the level of an engineer just to break into the field? I don't know, but it could present problems as the number of IT openings increases as the number of qualified applicants decreases.

      Of course, the upside of this is that my father is now in very high demand and is paid accordingly. Quite a bit more than me as a Sr. Software Programmer.

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    109. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would love to see our security guys out of a job too.

      All they do is instigate buzzword policies from on high.

    110. Re:common place by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

      after all if a company is going to smelt aluminum they don't go around building an atomic power plant to run their smelters, they find a cheap source of electricity preferably reachable by major shipping lanes, and let the utility company worry about where the power comes from.

      Not the best example. Alcan, which is one of the biggest aluminum producers in the world, did just that (except it was hydro instead of nuclear) in my part of the world. The trouble came when they wanted to start selling the electicity to the grid rather than using it to smelt aluminum (which is why the government had allowed construction of the dam in the first place).

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    111. Re:common place by Americano · · Score: 1

      computers are still relatively new, and eventually you won't need a whole staff of IT gurus to keep a network up and running, when a basic desktop computer can get rid of every moving part, there is less to replace and maintain, thus less IT workers needed.

      Yes, just as soon as the Year of the Linux Desktop is upon us, I predict that all IT workers will become obsolete.

      What's even more likely is that there will be a dramatic increase in the prevalence of computers & computer systems, and that they will eventually get easier to maintain & keep up, resulting in a large increase in the number of systems a single IT person can support effectively. However, since it's likely that the number of information systems to be administered will grow drastically, I don't foresee IT "dying out" anytime soon - I think it's likely IT will continue to grow, though perhaps at a slower, more "mature" rate.

      the only thing that won't go away is the need for real security.

      Sounds like somebody is a security guy...

    112. Re:common place by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      Well I support close to 100 users now by myself. I think it is sort of unreasonable. Two people though may be the right number. Because then the chance is one of you will know the solution off the top of your head and not have to dig for a week to find it.

    113. Re:common place by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I had a shit-ton of Dell Optiplexes assembled on 9/11 that to a man, all had their power-supplies go bad. 30/30.

      I've had two PSU's catch fire on me. That's about it... well, dead hard drives, some dead fans (dirt can cake in some strange places and those little fans aren't high-torque).

    114. Re:common place by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Science is relatively new, and eventually you won't need a whole staff of .... No wait that doesn't work, we have janitors and if they can't fix it we have scientists.

      I thought we didn't have scientits anymore, just MBAs and fundamentalists ?

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    115. Re:common place by Darth_Vito · · Score: 1

      Your points are all entirely true, but just like most companies do not have a plumbing department or an electrical department, they may be getting close to the point that they do not need an IT department. It is not hard to imagine that at some point in the future they can contract for IT services they way they do for other utilities.

    116. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lisa: That's specious reasoning, Dad.

      There, fixed that for ya!

    117. Re:common place by rho · · Score: 1

      we didn't have scientits anymore

      If there are no more scientits, I don't want to live on this Earth anymore.

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    118. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't you the fag that complained about this site's content in some poll, acting almighty? So what the hell are you still doing here?

    119. Re:common place by thereofone · · Score: 1

      because hacking is getting more and more economically promising in many places in Africa and former eastern block nations.

      I remember reading that the USA was still #1! #1! #1! as country of origin for most cracks. Wish I could find the article and accompanying graph.

    120. Re:common place by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      They treat them exactly like company property. If they treated them like personal property, they wouldn't get thrashed because it would directly cost them money to replace it. People see know that the "business" pays for the computer and break it either out of laziness and inattentiveness, or sometimes even malice because they saw Bob got a new machine, and his is faster than theirs, and they want it, even though they only play Solitaire and type up Word documents.

    121. Re:common place by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Those of us who actually know what we're doing don't bother to get MCSE's. We hire the MCSE's and tell them to sit on their hands and watch before they break something, and teach them how to actually fix things.

    122. Re:common place by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      You should write up a case for hiring a PFY. Write a list of ALL the expertise you're expected to know, as well as weekly time spent doing everything in your normal duties, and an estimate for support time. Make it a worst-case scenario (it WILL happen, I promise), and you'll be looking at a lot of hours of work, you won't be able to handle it by yourself. Not to mention if there are issues with the servers AND with the users. You can't deal with two problems at once, because you'll end up not solving either of them.

    123. Re:common place by that+IT+girl · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points, you'd get one. I love analogies, and this one fits perfectly.

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    124. Re:common place by mbaer · · Score: 1

      Minor nitpick unrelated to your argument: A lot of aluminum smelting plants and large paper mills have their own power generation facilities or have entered into some sort of co-op for generating the power they need rather than paying a power company.

      Which is why Iceland has a huge aluminium smelting industry. They build these plants literally right upon builing water, so the energy comes well cheap for them.

      Distance is always an important factor, even in IT.

    125. Re:common place by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 1

      Please return to hell where you started from.

    126. Re:common place by spinkham · · Score: 1

      Which is why I'm not too worried about every being without employment, even if joe average coder stops sucking so bad.
      So many security/risk management employees have never been involved in actually getting their hands dirty and building things. Most don't understand how it is their companies make money, so they don't really know how to value the risks against their organization.
      Those of us who have the security skills, business experience, and salesmanship to both design good policies and get buy-in are quite rare.

      Security/risk management isn't going away, but it does have to grow up and learn its place in the world.

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    127. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some time ago, there was a news article on how an aluminum smelter plant had signed a long-term contract for electricity supply at a bargain low rate. When the cost of gas went up, the management found out that they could make more money reselling their electricity than they could by smelting aluminum.

      I do believe the company in question was Magcorp now known as US Magnesium. It's a wonderful place to work and a boon to the health of the local community as this old news article shows

      http://web.ksl.com/dump/news/cc/special/enviro/mag0116.htm

    128. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't decide whether I'm more horrified that you have an 18 month old girlfriend, or impressed that she's writing a thesis. My 18 month old is still working out whether the fork goes into his mouth or his eye.

      So far, the eye is winning.

    129. Re:common place by ndrw · · Score: 1

      If you're into electrical work outside, you could look in to becoming a lineman for either the phone company or power company (or cable, etc. etc.). Lots of outdoor physical work, good money with overtime, and can't be outsourced.

    130. Re:common place by ndrw · · Score: 1

      "I'm an IT professional, if I told you what I did it would mean nothing to you."

      I like that one and also, "If you ever need me to work on something instead of the desktop support tech, it means things have gone horribly wrong."

    131. Re:common place by jguthrie · · Score: 1

      We're smarter than them. In the geeky, pure-intellect, tough-maths-problem way.

      No, you're not. You see, that attitude right there, that's what they call 'arrogance'. My experience suggests that they're not any dumber than you and they don't solve any less problems than you and many of them aren't less mathematical than you. For some reason, people tend to think those who work in, on, and with computers are particularly smart, but it isn't so.

      If you want to have more money, drive the cool cars, and travel around the world, then maybe you should focus your crazy mad elite problem-solving skills on the problem of wanting more money and not wanting to work vastly more hours to get it. That sounds like it would be a really interesting problem for you to solve. I'm hardly a good person to give advice about the subject, because I still do the programming gig, but it seems to me that a smart person ought to be able to figure out how to accumulate sufficient wealth that he shouldn't have to work again. The thing is, that would mean making a substantial change in how you live. Are you prepared to do that? Most people will keep a crappy life rather than risk a change to something that might be better. Are you any different?

    132. Re:common place by Emperor+Shaddam+IV · · Score: 1

      And I'm not too worried either. Many IT people don't understand business and many business people don't understand IT.

      I've been lucky to be on both sides, and understand both the business and the technical side.

      I've met guys with Master's and PhD's in computer science that had the social skills of a creature from "Spore" and could write a compiler, but couldn't read a simple spec and write a program to generate a report or a program to do simple calculations and database updates. One guy's program ( this guy had a PhD in C.S. ), that I had to partially re-write, used foo, a, b, c, i and other obscure variable names in a real production program. I never really figured out if he just didn't care, didn't know any better, or he just didn't have the "mindset" to think that other people would have to maintain his program.

      I've also met project managers and users that can't even install software or know how to scan their PC for a virus. I had to help one guy I worked for figure out how to hook his laptop up to an external monitor, from what I recall...

      So I'm not too worried about finding work right now...

    133. Re:common place by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      So THAT'S why our IS group limits us to 650 MB of disk storage on the servers. And here I was thinking they had no good reason.

    134. Re:common place by kill+-9+$$ · · Score: 1

      Just wait till both the phone system (taking out the security system perhaps) and the servers crash on the same day....

      My condolences to you. Tell them they need consultants now, but its their call in the end. Then when the day of reckoning hits, remember "I told you so". (Actually for the record, while I told you so is good for personal morale, many bosses don't like having somebody point out the egg on their face)

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    135. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Another nickel, oh heck, have a dollar: started in a school as a sysadmin for approx 600 pc's and 400 macs, 4 people were responsible for the pc's and I'd do the macs and help them on the side (and had time to conversate with the teachers and admin personnel, I mean, you gotta show your face when things are going right otherwise you're associated with bad news). Anyway, IT-manager thought macs were bad and the pc-guys could do them on the side, so I was miserabled to the teacher-part of the school (teaching students best practices and healthy paranoia for a few years now :)) and the macs started behaving as 'good' (or bad) as the pc's. They hire an extern for umpty dollars per hour to do the large mac-things, and the mcse-guys try to buy me cigarettes to solve the every-day mac-stuff.

      I really should give up smoking... :)

      AC, because, you know..

    136. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoopsy doo, thats one for Java! Lets see if C/C++/Perl/Python/Ruby can do better! Bonus points if the gf uses Linux!

    137. Re:common place by AccretionDilution · · Score: 1

      coming from the business side of things, i don't think that tech workers are necessarily "looked down upon, because people only ever come to us when things go badly and most of us literally "sit on our asses", which they dont see as working. so we're seen as lazy and bad at what we do". i think that people just naturally concentrate on whatever is important to them. for the sales guy whose blackberry doesn't work, the technology is simply a tool that allows him to access is salesforce automation client or email. for the IT guy whose job it is to administer the email server and blackberry, the sales guy is simply the guy who is using the blackberry.
      people concentrate on their own problems not necessarily because they are assholes and egocentric, but because that's how a company functions. if the sales guy were to say to himself "oh having that data on my blackberry is too hard to do, let's not even bother" then he might miss a sale. if the IT guy were to say "oh the sales guy really needs XYZ, i'm going to compromise the network", then the network might fail. some level of the animosity that the original poster is talking about is i think in some ways necessary in order to have each department focused on doing its job properly. ideally the key to getting through the animosity would be some manager who can see both sides who could weigh the pros and cons of implementing XYZ and figure out what is in the best interest of the company as a whole.

    138. Re:common place by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      In a place I used to work, the capacitor in one of the lab machines exploded while the lab was full. Everybody sitting at the desks hit the floor because they thought they were being shot at. lol

      Before that, I came into the building one day in the middle of February only to find all of the windows open because one of the machines had caught fire. Not the PSU, the actual machine. Apparently something shorted out on the motherboard because it was completely charred over half of its surface area.

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    139. Re:common place by DrZook · · Score: 1

      I think a lot of posters are missing the original intent of the parent poster. I think he's right in saying that the staff required to keep an average IT department up and running will reduce in the future as computer technology matures. For instance, an average car owner in the late 1800s would have needed a daily checkup and tuning by a mechanic just so it could keep running. Early Elevators had an 'operator' who pushed pushed the buttons to go up and down floors. Or even consider the average clipper ship, with it's huge (and highly romanticized) crews of hundreds of men. When steamships started sailing, that crew was substantially reduced. Nowadays ocean liners several times the size routinely travel with crews numbering in the dozens or fewer. Also note that, like the ships, when technology improves, i.e becomes 'better', things also tend to get more complex (compare modern diesel engines to the sail) but the number of people needed to support them will reduce. This also applies well to trains. Early steam engine driven trains required a huge support staff of engineers, coal-shovelers and the like whereas modern electric trains routinely run completely automated -- of course, this technological sophistication creates other jobs like programmers to create the automated switching systems etc, but the fact is the number of people needed for the same job is reduced. I can easily imagine the same applying to IT support. As things get more complex, they will inevitably get easier to maintain, therefore calling for fewer support staff. Like electricians and plumbers, the need for IT staff will always be there, just not as much.

    140. Re:common place by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      Unreasonable?????

      I support 500 users on 28 hours a week part time!!

      200 PC's, phone system, fax, copier the lot.

    141. Re:common place by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 1

      It is not hard to imagine that at some point in the future they can contract for IT services they way they do for other utilities.

      They already do and I have to say waiting 30 minutes for me to cross the city so I can get into their server room to diagnose a problem or replace disks in a RAID pack is definitely within the realms of acceptability. Especially if they need a full rebuild of a server from backups.

      The sort of place that does actually have a plumber in house is the sort of place that needs to have a plumber in house. One of my clients operates a largish factory and they have their own in-house electricians. The sparkies are more important than the I.T. so they outsource to me, and keep the sparkies on full time. True there may be a time when not as many places have a full time department for us, but I can't see it any time soon. Perhaps the current generation of 15-21yrolds will do it... but considering the intelligence I see so many of them exhibit, I doubt it.

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    142. Re:common place by syousef · · Score: 1

      Don't think so. Plumbing consists of a well understood set of problems with solutions that remain static for years.

      Not so with computing. The problems are constantly changing. The software is constantly changing. Today's best practice is tomorrow's obsolete technique. Today's working system is the system hosed by tomorrows security fix.

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    143. Re:common place by dexomn · · Score: 1

      Get out of your mother's basement then. This isn't a self help forum.

    144. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah wih naw hewp yu konfiguh teh diawhup. Izza komputah awn mayam?

    145. Re:common place by dexomn · · Score: 1

      Wow. Look at you take the high-road.

    146. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In India, you can buy clocks that run on batteries and inbuilt oscillators for less than $3. I don't understand why you have to rely on frequency of AC outlets.

    147. Re:common place by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Did you miss the sarcasm?

      I said "We're smarter than them. In the geeky, pure-intellect, tough-maths-problem way. Many of them are overly loud, arrogant and annoying. Somehow they make more money and are always travelling places and have great cars though..."

      Implying that they're smarter than us in a lot of ways that mystify and confuse geeks.

      By all means continue to rant though.

    148. Re:common place by Emperor+Shaddam+IV · · Score: 1

      I still dispute the assumption that IT staff needs will diminish...

      Why? Because the computer hardware and software is moving at an exponential rate compared to other technologies and information technology is much different than other technologies.

      For instance, if you take a technology like the gasoline engine, it only has one basic purpose, moving cars and vehicles and doing work ( running a generator or pump ). Its improved over the years and become much more complex. Yet that complexity is still only a factor of what? 10 times better? Because its a "basic" machine that converts Oxygen and Fuel into Power. Like a "ship" is a basic machine that moves people and/or goods, or weapons over the water.

      On the other hand computers are a programmable machine, that has more and more uses as more and more software is written. And arguably, every software program is a "machine" of some type. Each one with a specific purpose taking some input, doing work, and generating some output.

      In fact, most the examples technology you cite as being "simplfied" and requiring less labor to operate are transportation technologies. And the reduction in labor IS due in a large part to computers. And someone had to write the software and put hardware into those technologies ( increasing the need for programmers, hardware, chip designers, etc ).

      Also, computer technology is a completely different "beast" than transportation tech. If you "advanced" other technologies like transportation at the rate that computer hardware and software has advanced in the last 20 years, then you would have ships that could skim along the water at mach 3 while burning almost no fuel, Space ships travelling near the speed of light, elevators that use teleportation to get you to the top floor, etc. The change in computer hardware/software over the last 20 years has been nothing short of "phenomenal".

      There are more IT workers now then ever before and MUCH more than there were when I graduated from college in the early 1990's. And the demand just keeps increasing and will continue to increase. An entire industry has been created in Eastern Europe, Ireland, India, China and other countries just to develop software. And yet there is still a shortage of IT workers in this country AND there thousands of workers all over in the US on H1B Visa's.

      Add that to the fact that most IT departments 20 years ago only had to deal with DOS on some PC's, some software apps written in Cobol or C or RPG or Basic, and maybe a mainframe OR and AS/400 OR a UNIX box or 2. All these systems were running apps with "green screens" or CGA/EGA at best.

      Now many IT departments have to deal with multiple networks and protocols, multiple host systems ( Mainframe, Unix, AS/400, Windows )talking to each other and exchanging data, Unix boxes in all flavors of Unix, Linux Boxes, Macs, PDA's, laptops, internet connectivity, databases ( multiple types ), Terrabytes of disk storage, ERP software and installing and integrating that, multiple programming languages and scripting languages, office productivity suites, email servers, automatated paging and calling for support, voice response systems. Heck, the computer rooms at many small businesses now have raised floor, controlled cooling and humidity control, and multiple rack servers, Voice over IP systems, routers, etc... And also consider that many parts of the world are just now getting online and computerized.

      Trust me, the tip of the iceburg has just been reached. I think IT staff will continue to increase UNTIL AI is developed to the point that software starts writing software and replacing programmers. And at that point, we have a whole new "pandora's box" of issues...

    149. Re:common place by jguthrie · · Score: 1

      While your post had some over-the-top elements, I couldn't figure out if you were being sarcastic or just clueless. In any case, my post was meant, not as a rant, but as advice. If you choose to, you can apply your problem-solving skills to having a nice life without ever having to work again. Other geeks have done it, why not you?

    150. Re:common place by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      And all the system admin on the backend too? And new hires? Do you have 10 a week?

    151. Re:common place by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Because for that you need an idea, and to get up earlier than 10am.

    152. Re:common place by kiwimate · · Score: 1

      Can we just stop this blanket generalization? Please? I got my MCSE many years ago because it was of significant value to my consulting company's clients -- banks wanted someone with the paper, and if I hadn't known what I was doing my company would've fired me pretty quick once I screwed up a bank's database, okay?

      Now, I work with a bunch of self-taught guys. I had one of these guys tell me a few months ago that the reason why a user couldn't update data on a server was because he was in two groups, one with RW privileges and the other with R privileges. Obviously the membership in the latter group meant the user no longer had the write privileges associated with the former group. He was serious, and he's a senior analyst at my company.

      That's just one example, and it's anecdotal. I know that. I also know the MCSE after my name doesn't impress many people these days (although it DID at least ensure I know how NTFS permissions work!). Personally, I think what's been much more helpful to me is have a degree in computer science, along with the experience.

      You can be self-taught and know lots, or have a paper certification. I have worked with an awful lot of people who have proven to me that self-taught can be a very dodgy proposition. (And, in fairness, I've worked with many who show me they can truly shine.) A lot of those people get into IT because it's fun and cool and they enjoy it. Fine, good enough reason: but they don't have the rigor behind it and they make STUPID FUNDAMENTAL MISTAKES. Why? They'd rather play with something cool like virtualization than take the time to make sure they know the basics.

      The guys I was working with 15 years ago, on the other hand, had the rigor behind them. They took the MCSE and CNE classes and exams, because our company expected it. BUT they had the knowledge to back it up, AND the experience, and I would've put any one of them up against the amateurs I work with today.

      Again...all anecdotal, and I'm ranting, and will almost certainly get modded flamebait. I don't particularly mind. But if IT shops start demanding a degree or some certification, to my mind it can only improve the level of skill. Because based on my experience, today's self-taught admins have neither the knowledge nor the theory to do this properly. And guess what; if you have five years experience of doing your job, but you've been doing it wrong for those five years because you didn't know the fundamentals, that is in some measure at least inferior to someone else who's been doing the same job for three years but has the rigor and the discipline behind him.

      A music teacher I knew had a great saying.

      "Practise doesn't make perfect. Correct practise makes perfect."

    153. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't you the fag that complained about this site's content in some poll, acting almighty? So what the hell are you still doing here?

    154. Re:common place by SuperQ · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. I changed my job title at work to Bit Plumber. Thankfully my users are mostly software engineers (damn good ones too) and respect the support I give them.

    155. Re:common place by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      System admin-yes

      Dont have many new hires so no.

    156. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a life, dillweed.

    157. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awesome I am stealing it as my new tagline

    158. Re:common place by Joking611 · · Score: 1

      Reasonable, no - but that's the expectation. I'm in the same boat - and in addition to all the internal infrastructure - I work for a .com - so there is a massive volume of external users as well. Total IT staff - one person (me) plus two contract developers. Last time budgets were reviewed the major discussion was did they really need to keep me...

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    159. Re:common place by zobier · · Score: 1

      Oh, users aren't that complex, just random and unpredictable.

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    160. Re:common place by digitig · · Score: 1

      Much like the software, then.

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    161. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...Computers are still relatively new, and eventually you won't need a whole staff of IT gurus to keep a network up and running...

      Excuse me if I just bask in that happy thought for a while... :)

    162. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And so you've carved a niche as a CIO with an infrastructure that cannot be supported by anybody but you or your trained staff. You've not created a survivable environment, nor have you created a network that's supported by more than, what, 5% of the technicians out there?

      "Linux/FOSS is only free if your time is worth nothing."

      What kind of environment are you running? How many seats do you support?

      Linux is not ready for the enterprise or the desktop, sorry. It's well-suited for niche roles - webservers, some light databases, etc., but that's about it. No, don't quote me your bullshit about RedHat/whatever running PostgreSQL or whatever stupid fucking name it has this week.

      Results matter. TCO matters. Uptime matters. So - you removed all your Windows servers, and replaced them with what - Samba? How are you doing Active Directory federation? Oh, you don't do that? Do your desktops run Linux? Or did you move over to OpenOffice?

      Spreading shit like this is only what makes real CIOs and real business-people shy away from this zealotry. Show real case studies, real success stories - and you'll start getting the Windows crowd to move to different platforms.

      Novell failed because it was needlessly complex. Difficulty for difficulty's sake is stupid. I don't need to force users to enter some stupid bullshit command line in order to map drives.

      Can you even come close to replicating a fraction of Active Directory's abilities for client/server management? If you say file & print sharing, you FAIL. Group Policy, IntelliMirror, Roaming Profiles, Printer Publishing, security enforcement, etc. - those are the things where real businesses require assistance - not "look, boss, we saved $10K in licensing!"

      I don't care. You spent 35K in billable time and/or overhead, and now it has to be constantly cared and fed by specially trained users for MY system. Not even MCSEs, not even "Linux Admins", but admins SPECFICALLY for $MYNETWORK, because every Linux install I see is different. No Best Practices, no standards, no possible way to account when an audit was due.

      Christ. Move out of Mom's basement and get back to me when you've worked in business a while. I guess I've been successfully trolled, eh?

    163. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does your place of business have a plumber, mechanic, electrician and scientist with relevant departments on staff at all times?

    164. Re:common place by Clived · · Score: 1

      Well the real problem is that non-IT managers have little knowledge and even less interest in understanding the tech side of the issue. I have seen too many tech workers get blamed for not having the "business interests" in mind? Shouldn't these folks (the tech crowd) have managers who steer them through such situations. As a business analyst, I have many a time had to sit between operations/finance and IT to steer them through "who needs what". When I was working as management in a full time job, I usually did that.

      It seems as if management these days aren't quite up to par. At least that's how I see it.

      My two bits

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    165. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my grandpa would call the electric company and complain when the power was not 60 Hz because his clocks would be off. He noted the voltage fluctuations in his notebooks but that did not bother him like the frequency did.

    166. Re:common place by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      Laptops are the worst. Users treat them like personal property rather than company property and inevitably they get thrashed.

      That is strange. You would think they would last longer if users treat them like their personal property.

    167. Re:common place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MSCE is a Microsoft marketing campaign and revenue stream just like the rest of their products. I'll take a good college grad from a fully accredited school with a few years of experience over an MSCE any day.

    168. Re:common place by NateTech · · Score: 1

      If you haven't noticed, the reliability of those systems has been in question lately.

      Case in point: Telephony... what industry can advertise their own FAILURE as something funny to draw in customers? "Can you hear me now? Good."

      The bottom line is this. The bottom line.

      INDIVIDUALS in this country are less and less responsible for themselves. They don't have a financial plan, they don't even try. And this spills over into whole generations of management who've been to business classes, or even an MBA who can't get a grip on their OWN finances... so they can't run a BUSINESS.

      Healthcare is a good example. Those that have "coverage" have NO IDEA how much it actually costs. They pay their portion of insurance payments (usually FAR lower than the company portion) and their $25 co-pay, and they think that's what a doctor's visit costs.

      Now after a couple of generations of that, the idealists in the crowd want a knight in shining armor to ride in and offer "Universal Healthcare" for all.

      It must be possible, because I only pay $25 to go to the Doc, and $50 to take Junior to the Emergency Room every two months with sniffles, right?

      Seriously -- until INDIVIDUALS get a grip on what things REALLY cost... calculate them, and have a real plan for their lives financially -- businesspeople who do will continue to thumb their noses at most other people in any organization.

      IT is the WORST about knowing what the investment in their technology is going to save or cost the company. CIO's continually ask for more, and can't PROVE they made or saved the company a dime.

      Would that group of three college-aged kids who used to file old documents in the filing cabinet be cheaper and just as effective at retrieving them and faxing them to those who need them, as the super whiz-bang online file sharing system, complete with SAN and an electric bill larger than a city block? Seriously... could people WAIT an hour for a document? THINK about it.

      Hey, maybe that's a bad example, but here's the bottom line:

      If you're not able to put 20% of your take home pay aside and not use it. YOU'RE SPENDING TOO MUCH.

      If you're not able to buy things with cash. YOU'RE SPENDING TOO MUCH.

      If you're over your head in a mortgage that's more than 33% of your take-home pay. YOU'RE SPENDING TOO MUCH.

      If you're swimming in credit card debt. YOU'RE SPENDING TOO MUCH.

      If you think "Universal Healthcare" is the answer. YOU'RE GOING TO BE SPENDING TOO MUCH.

      [And I have a blog posting up about that one... The power of words: Universal Healthcare]

      Now just imagine if you could reach just a few co-workers or closest friends, pull yourselves back from the credit-card abyss and then teach people at your office how to budget. How powerful would that be for your company?

      Imagine if you could then also carefully consider as a team the true costs of what releasing on-time with bugs is going to REALLY cost you in support costs, versus a delay of a week.

      Etc. It snowballs. PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY.

      Get control of YOUR life and finances first, then come tell me you're enamored with any particular political party's "financial plan".

      How the hell can anyone without a financial plan that spans years, know ANYTHING about a government plan that spans decades? Seriously.

      It's not just "IT People" that businesspeople can't relate to. It's MOST people. Anyone who can't get a grip on what things cost, or what they're worth -- including THEMSELVES.

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  2. Re:FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    > First pizost.

    So is that pro-business or pro-tech?

  3. The effects here by hvatum · · Score: 5, Funny

    So I come to Slashdot to find out if others have experienced this adversarial relationship between business and tech, and if so, what was the effect on the overall success of the business?"

    Yes, it is extremely prevalent here! On the other hand, it doesn't seem to have had any negative effects. Actually, standing in the way of various technologies seems to have made our business more successful!

    Opinions here do not necessarily reflect those of my employer, Exxon Mobile Corporation.

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    1. Re:The effects here by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      Too true. Good luck with your position after the election.

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    2. Re:The effects here by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

      Oh? Has McCain started an anti-big-oil campaign?

    3. Re:The effects here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's okay. They can't all be winners.

    4. Re:The effects here by joocemann · · Score: 1

      So I come to Slashdot to find out if others have experienced this adversarial relationship between business and tech, and if so, what was the effect on the overall success of the business?"

      Yes, it is extremely prevalent here! On the other hand, it doesn't seem to have had any negative effects. Actually, standing in the way of various technologies seems to have made our business more successful!

      Opinions here do not necessarily reflect those of my employer, Exxon Mobile Corporation.

      This was modded "funny". Lol... what if this guy was serious! lol.

    5. Re:The effects here by Gideon+Fubar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Funny and serious are not mutually exclusive, but there's no "+1 Serious" mod.

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    6. Re:The effects here by phillous · · Score: 1

      Surely that should be (-1, Serious) ?

    7. Re:The effects here by D+Ninja · · Score: 1

      No it shouldn't, and don't call me Shirley.

  4. I work for a large financial firm too by religious+freak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Luckily, the department I'm in has a great relationship with the business, relatively speaking. They say we cost too much, we're too slow, and we're "vague", but I'll take those as compliments when they could just call us assholes (bankers aren't really known for mincing words).

    With that being said, I know that certain departments within this massive company have a very different relationship and there is a lot of animosity between the business and the tech side. Incidentally, those are the departments which are currently being outsourced to India (not saying that I can't be next).

    IMHO after years on both the tech side AND the banking side, I can say that the two cultures really aren't compatible. After all, our range is stoned hippie/crazy genius and there's is buttoned down tightwad/midwestern church going Republican. There's not a whole lot of overlap there - there will always be culture clash.

    However, this is not an excuse to treat your business people badly. They are the ones writing the checks, they are the ones to whom you must explain what is possible and what is not, and they are the ones that are ultimately doing the work that is paying your salary (yeah, they couldn't work without us - but we definitely couldn't work w/o them).

    If you are working in a polluted atmosphere where people talk terribly about the business, I'd suggest you change it. And if you're not in a position to change the culture, I'd find another job. Not only is it soul-crushing to work in a hostile environment, but your department's days may be numbered anyway.

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    1. Re:I work for a large financial firm too by DrLang21 · · Score: 1

      It sounds like there's a real problem in non-tech companies with the business group not appreciating what the tech group does. I work at a manufacturing facility (totally different environment) and bonuses are calculated based upon the performance of each group within the company. Of course we always run into clashes between departments as each group is too slow in the eyes of every other group, but we all appreciate everyone's role. The parent is right. There's no excuse to treat your business people badly. But that needs to go both ways.

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    2. Re:I work for a large financial firm too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya know, I've never heard of anything that a city trader or banker does that can't be re-implemented more efficiently with a few simple scripts. Fucking vacuous oxygen thieves.

    3. Re:I work for a large financial firm too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They say we cost too much, we're too slow, and we're "vague", but I'll take those as compliments when they could just call us assholes (bankers aren't really known for mincing words).

      Oh please... bankers are pussies. Work for a law firm with a couple of hundred associates and multiple partners that has an understaffed IT department and get back with me.

    4. Re:I work for a large financial firm too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I strongly second the point regarding it being soul-crushing to work in a hostile environment. Soon enough, you'll know what it truly means to wonder why you even bother to wake up every morning. If it's truly that poor of a relationship, and efforts to mend it have gone unwelcomed, I'd suggest it's time to get out.

      I had to get out, and though I moved from a small/mid-size company to a huge global company, I found the relationship to be ENTIRE LEAGUES better at this global company than they were at my previous employer.

    5. Re:I work for a large financial firm too by Sadsfae · · Score: 1

      However, this is not an excuse to treat your business people badly. They are the ones writing the checks, they are the ones to whom you must explain what is possible and what is not, and they are the ones that are ultimately doing the work that is paying your salary

      This really depends on the nature of your business and its' product.

      If you are a software engineering company like my employer, the business really can (and had been in the past) run by the tech people, and the sales/marketing/business types are the ones serving supplemental roles.

      Sure, I wouldn't want to stop what I'm doing and begin selling our software to customers.
      I could do it, I know enough about it - it's just not my preference or else I would be doing that as a career instead.

      There is no "magic" skillset mysteriously owned by sales/marketing/business people. It is just basic skills like organization, good/likeable social orientation, common sense, perhaps a bit of institutional knowledge anyone can pick up given enough time.

      We (IT/tech) can do their jobs, they cannot easily do ours without years/decades of training.
      That's what I think a lot of the business types do not comprehend about differences in roles.

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    6. Re:I work for a large financial firm too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pshhh the suits need the techies more than techies need suits. Because a techie has knowledge and a means of generating surplus labor that the suit can live off of, on the other hand the only skill a suit has is the ability to shake hands well, no actual labor done.

      So maybe your pompous ass should learn to respect the hard work done by the techies and get off your high horse, before your companies best minds leave for somewhere they're treated with some respect.

    7. Re:I work for a large financial firm too by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      yeah, I could see lawyers being the worst of the worst. Never worked for a law firm, so I don't know

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    8. Re:I work for a large financial firm too by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      Your believe that "shaking hands" does not constitute a real skill shows you know little to nothing about how business is done. Relationship building is item #1 in business. Perhaps it's your mode of thought that antagonizes the business and lead them down the path to outsourcing.

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  5. One thing I have noticed by navtal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One problem that facilitates animosity between the business side and the tech support side is that if you do everything right and are a little lucky nothing will happen to the network. I cant tell you how frustrating it is to see an IT admin who dosnt do their job get praised for fixing something that never should have happened and is ultimately their fault.

    1. Re:One thing I have noticed by rcoxdav · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I know this first hand. I was an IT admin who was taking care of things with very few problems. I had a poor review from the business manager due to what he said was low productivity. In other words, since I was not running around all day fixing things it meant I was not doing anything. He never saw the preventative maintenance and testing that I performed that kept it running well.

    2. Re:One thing I have noticed by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      taking care of things with very few problems. I had a poor review from the business manager due to what he said was low productivity. In other words, since I was not running around all day fixing things it meant I was not doing anything. He never saw the preventative maintenance.

      Perhaps you need to sit down and explain your perspective and try to understand what you are being compared to. You may have to agree to write up a progress report/log that shows all the activity you do and what kinds of things it prevents. If you keep people informed, they are more likely to trust you. Whether that's "fair" or not is another thing. Life isn't always fair, but communication can go a long way. Most managers hate being in the dark.

    3. Re:One thing I have noticed by Javaman59 · · Score: 2, Informative

      In other words, since I was not running around all day fixing things it meant I was not doing anything.

      I actually had a similar experience doing software projects for an engineering firm. Despite their strength in electrical engineering, they had the delusion that software is "easy" - because they'd all written a few programs - so when I was given a task and completed it, without fuss, a few months later, they thought little of it. Another programmer, with a background in engineering, was always have problems, and slipping, because of "unforseeable" problems with software tools, and interfaces. As he first of all ranted about his problems, then fixed them, I could see the bosses thinking "there's a real programmer". :).. Eventually they booted me, kept him, and have continued to have "unforseeable" software problems.

      So, it's not just "business"!

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    4. Re:One thing I have noticed by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "slipping"

      That's it in a nutshell. Bussiness people want certainty and can't understand why "proffesionals" have such a problem delivering on time. Technical people can't understand why milestones matter. Neither group fully understands what it is that they are building. /gross_generalization.

      To use a building analogy, I would have no problem hiring various tradesmen to build a townhouse in my backyard. However if I have to get a bridging loan to pay for the gap between construction and sale of said townhouse it becomes imperitive that (say) the plubmer turns up on the right day and gets the job done in the time he quoted.

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    5. Re:One thing I have noticed by bzipitidoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This delusion is typical of engineering majors in general, and EEs especially. EE is regarded by nearly everyone as the hardest discipline offered at the undergrad level. It goes to the EE majors' heads, and they get to thinking they can do anything, and that CS problems are trivial. You will be amazed at how they will be struggle with a fairly simple problem such as the elevator problem, and then upon figuring it out (or being told the answer), will forget how it stumped them and think that it was actually very simple (it's not especially difficult, but it isn't entirely trivial), and dismiss all of CS as similarly simple. They are constantly underestimating the difficulty of CS, and fail to grasp that algorithms are not just another kind of mathematical formula. You can't apply a Fourier transform or a Laplace transform or any other sort of mathematical transform, or a series expansion, or a linear or quadratic or whatever approximation to a CS problem and expect a solvable formula to pop out. But EEs think that way, and persist in applying that sort of thinking to CS problems. What programming they have done is all short assembler programs to run controllers. The programming is not seen as much, it is just a small unimportant part of the "real" work of creating devices. In such work, they might never encounter a situation where they actually have to know something about algorithms.

      I first ran into this decades ago. I thought perhaps the EEs had expanded their viewpoint over the years, but from an encounter about 5 years ago, I'd say not. The EEs have an astonishing amount of trouble appreciating the difficulties of CS. If the EEs have trouble, just think how bad it is for the poor business major.

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    6. Re:One thing I have noticed by chris_mahan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      At my company, there is a strong belief that if it ain't broke, you don't fix it.

      So you basically have to wait for the customer to file a trouble ticket for you to fix something, and push a change control for approval, in order for you to fix something you knew was going to go wrong.

      What we end up doing is developing the fix and keeping it in dev, until that fateful day when the user happens upon the bug. The we look all mighty because we can fix it insta-magically.

      Actually, we no longer do that. We let our managers take the blame now. We say, we knew about it, and we were ready to fix it, but it was low-priority for our boss, so we never did.

      Come to think of it, that's exactly how management likes it.

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    7. Re:One thing I have noticed by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      If the EEs have trouble, just think how bad it is for the poor business major.

      True. But the business major is under no illusion that he is a programmer.

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    8. Re:One thing I have noticed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think businesses usually look at the IT staff like they cost money, while everyone else makes money.

    9. Re:One thing I have noticed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've come across this attitude, too. When it came to end-of-year review, my manager was surprised to hear all that I had done - which, because it was so seamlessly integrated, ahem, ahem - he hadn't even noticed. He only saw the reports delivered reliably every day.

      The trick here is to sell yourself. Cast aside modesty, and explain simply and matter-of-factly all that you do, every opportunity you get. At your weekly one-on-ones, for instance. "Fixed this problem, which was affecting us this way. Built in this procedure to ward off this case, which would have put us back xx hours" and so on. Let him know of all the problems you've identified, and are either monitoring through your testing, or have removed or fixed thanks to your maintenance.

      Say everything, even the most trivial. 'Cos if it's a business manager, he won't know how trivial it is. Especially talk up the accomplishments that he finds most valuable and useful. Mention everything, so you have a large stock of accomplishments to point to when review time comes around. These things being what they are, a lot of them will be discounted, but a discount off a large pile should hopefully still be something substantial, and a testament to your hard work.

    10. Re:One thing I have noticed by ronoholiv · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wish I had mod points to give you.

      Your company is not alone in that thought process. I've been contracted out to several places who run on that sole thought, and it's not uncommon to be reprimanded for fixing something that "wasn't broken."

      I usually get around that by creating trouble tickets myself, and detailing exactly what's wrong and why it will affect the system. If I'm in an environment where I can't do that, I'll talk to QA (if there is one...) and see if they can reproduce the scenario. That way, I'm covered when things go wrong and the project manager wants to go blaming me, the contractor.

    11. Re:One thing I have noticed by binarylarry · · Score: 2

      Sounds like you haven't met many business people.

      They're under the illusion that they know *everything* there is to know.

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    12. Re:One thing I have noticed by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      If the EEs have trouble, just think how bad it is for the poor business major.

      I can tell you.. I was asked to write this huge custom app for this small legal company. IT was going to take at least 1500 man hours to write plus debugging,testing, etc....

      we gave them the price that was very competitive. they freaked and said, "Microsoft office is $500.00 down a the office supply store! How can you quote us that huge price??" My sales guy, who I really like, said without a heartbeat, "I can buy legal advice software for $42.95 at officemax, why are you so expensive?" He than asked, " Oh so we can sell this to all your competitors after we are done?" It took an hour of talking for these college educated people to understand.

      Everyone thinks that software costs what they see on boxes at the local best buy or officemax. They have a very distorted view of reality and significantly discount IT and Software until you put it in their terms... Plus you MUST inform them on the time and trouble it took. the worst thing to do is to have instant fixes ready. Then they not only expect instant fices but discount the work as insanely easy.

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    13. Re:One thing I have noticed by I.M.O.G. · · Score: 1

      A classic case of the misunderstood tech... Its a popular meme here.

      You obviously have an issue with soft skills and your boss - the two of you were having a communication breakdown. If you spoke to eachother, and mutually agreed upon your job goals, then defined some metrics together, you'd be setting yourself up for success rather than having this misunderstanding about your performance review.

      Just punting and hoping the business side recognizes your technical superiority is crazy, regardless of how good/lucky you are.

      If they are completely clueless, explain what you can do for them, get them to agree to something close to that and upon how it will be observed/measured. You often need to help your managers understand how to manage IT, as they are often not techs themselves.

    14. Re:One thing I have noticed by phillous · · Score: 1

      This is a really good point, and I'd mod you up if you weren't AC... or if I had points.

      The thing here, though, is to value everything you save, either in time or money. Don't say "I improved this, this and that", you say "I improved this that and the other which saved us $$$ and (n)Manhours). Speak their language to big yourself up!

    15. Re:One thing I have noticed by Khelder · · Score: 1

      This is true not just in IT, but in product/software/etc. development, too. If your (team's) work is well-organized and you make your milestones/deadlines/deliverables, nobody blinks. But if things are poorly managed so everyone has to work for 3 days straight right before the deadline, they're all heroes for "going the extra mile".

      To sum up, I'd say that competence is too often invisible. If you're competent and want people beyond your immediate coworkers to notice, you probably have to take some action to make that happen since it probably won't on its own.

    16. Re:One thing I have noticed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you need to sit on your ass more, let things break, and have a fix ready so you can be the hero of the day more often.

    17. Re:One thing I have noticed by Thelasko · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In other words, since I was not running around all day fixing things it meant I was not doing anything. He never saw the preventative maintenance and testing that I performed that kept it running well.

      That doesn't only apply to IT. I heard a similar story about the maintenance staff at a manufacturing company.

      Back in the 80s the president of the company went on an unscheduled tour of the plant (a very rare occasion). While on the tour he comes upon two maintenance workers standing by their tool carts having cups of coffee and chatting.

      Furious that the two workers weren't fixing something at that particular moment the president asks, "What are you doing?"

      One of the maintenance workers replies, "Well, the line is running perfectly, and since it's running we have to wait until the operators go on break to do any preventative maintenance."

      The president of the company then goes back to his office with a great idea to save some money. Since these two maintenance workers are standing around, he clearly has too many of them. So he proceeds to fire half of the maintenance staff.

      Ten years later, the board of directors notices that the profits are decreasing substantially. So, they fire the president and hire a new one. After 6 months the new president has to make a report to the board. This is what he found:

      We noticed that our sales went down so we performed as survey and that indicated that our sales were down due to a perceived decline in quality of our product.

      We also noticed our manufacturing costs have grown exponentially in the past ten years.

      After speaking with some of the foreman and the manufacturing engineering staff, it appears that the uptime of the line has declined. Ten years ago, the uptime was 92% and today it's 63%. Additionally, the majority of the tooling can no longer produce parts within the designed specifications, sending the scrap rate up to 42%. This means that our plant is only 37% efficient. They all cite a lack of preventative maintenance as the cause.

      It appears ten years ago, the president of the company fired half of the maintenance staff. As a result, not all of the preventative maintenance was performed as required. This decision has saved us, $500,000 on average annually for the past ten years. However, due to the increase in the scrap rate, the quality control department has increased their inspection staff. This has cost the company $500,000 on average annually over the past ten years.

      This decision to cut back on maintenance has cost the company 1 billion dollars in down time last year alone. This figure does not include the decline in sales, and increase in warranty claims, and scrap rate due to lower product quality. In total, this decision has cost the company 10 Billion dollars, last year alone.

      In order to get this company back to where it was ten years ago, the entire production line will have to be retooled. This has been quoted out by several companies, and is expected to exceed $900 million.

      Even with these changes, the damage that has been done to our company's reputation is irreparable, and we may never recover.

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    18. Re:One thing I have noticed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have freaking Asperger's Syndrome!

      I can do the tech work but organizing my progress so that some schmuck in a suit can understand I'm actually working hard is beyond my capability. :( I've had a LOT of problems with employers over the years.

      Let's just say that I'm VERY careful about my employers since I found out I have Asperger's Syndrome and WOW, around 90% of my problems have Pissadeared!

      (HINT: If you've always felt like you're a freaking alien on this planet, you're very bright and yet have problems with simple things that everyone says "It's simple, how come you can't do this", you may want to consider getting tested for Autism and Asperger's Syndrome. I can safely say that you'll have a LOT less anxiety and hassles in life if you do this early. I found out at 30+ and am glad I actually made it that far without killing myself or someone else through the frustration I've experienced. Don't torture yourself, get tested!)

    19. Re:One thing I have noticed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know a *HUGE* percentage of software engineers are EE's right? You know that CS wasn't even a major most places 20 years ago and all the growth in the software industry was done by people with backgrounds in EE and Math right?

      On a side note, I have a double major in both EE and CS, and from a course work perspective the CS courses were a cakewalk by comparison. I am also a Senior Software Engineer and a quarter of my former EE classmates do Software Engineering.
      From a real-world perspective EE problems are more intellectually challenging, but the CS problems can be more time-consuming and difficult to find a solution to.

    20. Re:One thing I have noticed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And keep a log. You'll forget stuff if you do your reviews yearly, like where I'm at.

      I have a document on my desktop called "things to remember for next year's evaluation". I type anything noteworthy I do into that.

    21. Re:One thing I have noticed by ardle · · Score: 1

      You have the advantage of being a contractor: in fact, it's a good idea to report potential problems so as to avoid "he wasn't professional enough to spot the problem" finger-pointing.
      The politics can be quite tricky when you are an employee.

    22. Re:One thing I have noticed by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      I should add that this story is anecdotal. While it is based in truth, the details (the numbers) were made up.

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    23. Re:One thing I have noticed by ronoholiv · · Score: 1

      Put the word advantage in quotes and I'd agree with you 100%. Politics are just as tricky when you're a contractor, as "getting fired" can hurt not only you, but the company who got you the jig. For small start-up firms, it can even result in the company tanking.

      Regardless if you're a contractor or an employee (which I am now), CYA is the most important thing to keep in mind. Being able to explain what you're doing, why you're doing it, and how what you're doing affects the bottom line in simple, non-condescending tones is consistently the best way to keep the suits happy and more accommodating.

      As an aside, I just now got mod points...

    24. Re:One thing I have noticed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The suits never have time to listen...

    25. Re:One thing I have noticed by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      This is slashdot, we're full of Asperger types.

    26. Re:One thing I have noticed by Aceticon · · Score: 1

      I don't know how old the EE people that made you form this opinion were, but I've graduated as an EE almost 14 years ago (I work as a software engineer nowadays) and we were doing C programs in Unix from our first year.

      Also were I studied, the hardest discipline on offer at the undergrad level was a Degree in Physics (done a bit of that too) and even there in our first year we had to implement a virtual processor for a short assembly like language.

    27. Re:One thing I have noticed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you need to sit down and explain your perspective and try to understand what you are being compared to. You may have to agree to write up a progress report/log that shows all the activity you do and what kinds of things it prevents. If you keep people informed, they are more likely to trust you. Whether that's "fair" or not is another thing. Life isn't always fair, but communication can go a long way. Most managers hate being in the dark.

      I have a master in CS. What this guy is telling you is completely wrong.

      After years of fighting with the suits because their pointy haired decisions I just realized I had to do an MBA to prove my point.

      It turns out that MBAs do not care about efficiency. If you needed 2 weeks before and now you can do it in 2 minutes, they see it as waste. The only reduction in cost is firing people. Therefore when you are told to be more efficient, you are actually being told to look for another job, because your job is cost, it does not produce new income.

      Therefore you should concentrate on income. How to get new business. Publishing the company products on Google for example. They will complain that it is not your job, but it is not the marketing job to perform processes either and they use Excel, don't they?

      It turns out getting a master in CS is much difficult than an MBA, but MBA's think they can tell you what to do and not the other way around. I want to turn this around and that is why I'm studying. And let me tell you, things are pretty obvious.

      MBA's never care about being productive or being effcient themselves. All they care is value added.

      Their approach is of course wrong. You need to make it effcient in order to hae free time for adding value. But they think you, the tech guy, were hired for the MBAs to have free time, so if they see you have free time, they will fire someone and ask the rest to "step up".

      My recommendation: Don't let managers know you have free time and continuously add value. Sure, you can make it efficient, but it is much better to do more, to do things that the customer really wants and that no vendor is able to give them. That way you can charge whatever you want for your product.

    28. Re:One thing I have noticed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cite please

    29. Re:One thing I have noticed by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      You believe that you understand CS. Let's find out.

      Do you know what big O is? You say you wrote C programs in Unix. Very good. But what algorithms did you write? Anything from Graph Theory, maybe an algorithm to find the Minimum Spanning Tree? Do anything graphical such as Bresenham's line drawing algorithm? Did you go further and apply some Linear Algebra to do 3D perspective transforms, rotations, and so forth? Possibly your bent was more into practical math, so, did you write a Fast Fourier Transform, or interpolate splines, or do any other sort of computational math? Do you know what dynamic programming is? How about data structures? Ever use a linked list or a tree?

      The above is mostly the algorithmic side of CS. How about programming paradigms? Do you know what Object Oriented Programming is? Functional Programming? Structured Programming? Ever heard of currying? Marshalling and serialization? Do you have some idea how linking to libraries is done? What does an OS do, and how? Perhaps you have done some parallel programming? Know about semaphores, deadlock, starvation, round robin scheduling and such?

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    30. Re:One thing I have noticed by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      Login, please.

    31. Re:One thing I have noticed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a lot of stories like this from the 70's and 80's. (Management started getting more open in the 90's.) But basically it boiled down to (1) upper management not keeping appropriate metrics (e.g. line uptime instead of maintenance worker anxiety) and (2) the lower and middle management not communicating effectively with upper management. These kinds of problems are still pretty common today.

      I am a developer by trade and have worked in low-trust environments, and you can't put all the blame on the business side. If an IT department is distrusted and derided, it *MIGHT* be at least partly their own fault. I have worked with many developers who adopt a passive attitude of doing only exactly what they're told and doing it to the bare minimum level of quality so as not to be called out on it by their bosses. I dare say it is a slight majority of developers who work this way. Maybe it's just me, but I don't want to be associated with a department that functions like this, because it is not a good recipe for long-term success. It pisses off managers and causes technical issues to creep in. The end result is eventually catastrophic system failure that managers can't explain. Obviously this translates into customer dissatisfaction and massive lay-offs.

      The companies that grow and have consistent achievement in their industries are generally good places for IT workers. Sure, this may be only 10% of employers worldwide, but they are the ones who will grow and become the best. A few specific traits set them apart. (1) They have managers that do their homework, so they can be effective communicators between IT and upper management. On the flip side they are more demanding for accountability from IT staff, so it is often more work, but you know that your work will be worthwhile and that you will be recognized. (2) They encourage and require innovation. This works if they are far enough ahead of the curve that they have time to let their IT staff "play". The companies that invest in their developers in this way will beat any competitor that horse-whips its staff to do the most basic stuff.

  6. You could at least explain what you mean by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... by "anti-business"! There are about a thousand different things you could mean by that, and frankly I have no idea which of them you mean.

    Do you mean they are "anti-giant-corporate-monopolistic-practices"??

    Do you mean they don't want to see your company make a profit?

    Do you mean they take a stand against certain business practices engaged in by this corporation?

    There are many, many more. So: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN? Your post was about as clear as mud.

    1. Re:You could at least explain what you mean by ewieling · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What I think he means is this:

      IT is anti-business because they prevent people from using IM to keep in touch with their baby sitter, mistress, or downloading a virus.

      IT is anti-business because they block youtube and online stock trading and the flavor of the week streaming radio station.

      IT is anti-business because they run the company firewall.

      Business is not anti-tech at all. In fact Business loves technology so much they don't care how it works, if it works, or if there is some better product. All they care about is that it's cool, they saw it on TV, or they downloaded it. It is, of course, IT's fault that it does not work, blew up their computer, or caused the entire accounting database be sent via e-mail to someone in the Ukraine.

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    2. Re:You could at least explain what you mean by kesuki · · Score: 1

      i think the point of blocking you tube is that people being paid to do work shouldn't be watching video clips posted by worthless kids with nothing better to do that to take their parent's video camera and film and upload the stupidest garbage they can think of.

      sadly there are quite a few people who make their living by BSing their boss into thinking they do something horribly important, when they're really doing nothing. human beings really aren't all that intelligent. snopes shows just how easily humans are duped into believing crazy whacked out garbage. it's kind of sad really. but the typical person thinks about what matters to them, like their job, their relatives, whatever hobbies they have. and here we have an information revolution going on where information that was once the exclusive domain of high paid scientist is available for anyone to read. there are tremendous resources of information out there about any topic you could imagine. but ultimately it isn't making voters more informed on issues, because they just aren't interested in getting as much accurate unbiased unfiltered information as they would need to really understand some really complex situations, because they'd rather vote on if someone is going to give them tax cuts or not.

    3. Re:You could at least explain what you mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem quite bitter. Might I suggest you take a breather and watch a couple youtube videos? It might help you relieve some of your stress.

    4. Re:You could at least explain what you mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seemed pretty clear to me: he meant that there is a bad attitude from tech people toward business people.

      He seems to be something of a business person himself (using "LOB" to mean "line of business")...

    5. Re:You could at least explain what you mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> ... by "anti-business"! There are about a thousand different things you could mean by >> that, and frankly I have no idea which of them you mean.

      Not worked in a corporate culture company have you?

      If you had you would know exactly what this question means.

    6. Re:You could at least explain what you mean by rapiddescent · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I've worked in many financial firms doing enterprise IT - typically "The Business" is a group of business analysts that sit between IT (usually known as Production or Manufacturing) and the business stakeholders (i.e. those who own 'accounts' or lines of profitable business streams).

      The Business are "supposed to be" experts in deriavitives, swaps, banking, finance or whatever and they ellucidate requirements to the IT folks who concentrate on building the systems. In smaller firms, or tech based companies, this distinction rarely exists.

      There is always a degree of tension between the two departments because the IT folk think the business are stupid (because the IT folks generally become more expert at the financial business than The Business) and The Business believe the IT crowd to be slow, expensive and pedantic.

      its because IT folks do not communicate the degree of difficulty that non-functional requirements are to deliver - because we think that The business are too stupid to understand.

      also, in finance, it is The Business that get the big bonuses and on more than one occasion, I have heard business units say "They built the systems" when all they did is deliver a sub-standard list of untested requirements and manage some ill thought out user acceptance testing.

    7. Re:You could at least explain what you mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... by "anti-business"! There are about a thousand different things you could mean by that, and frankly I have no idea which of them you mean.

      Jeez, I'm halfway through the postings in this thread and you're the first one I've found who's at sea about this. Did you maybe hit a bad link on Miss Piggy's Blog and land here by accident?

    8. Re:You could at least explain what you mean by scamper_22 · · Score: 1

      Or is it that IT folks are so stupid they believe they can 'program' without any domain level knowledge.

      Yes, programming is a very generic skill. Yet ultimately, people care about what you can do within the specific domain. I work in telecommunications field, and while you need good software engineering skills 90% of my job is protocol/router/OS specific. It's taken me a while to realize that is the real expertize... that is the real skill.

      Similarly, you need to ask how it came to be that you have supposedly intelligent programmers who could understand financial concepts with ease have to have 'business people' actually deal with customer requirements and oversee them.

      I really wouldn't recommended anyone just get a computer science degree or take some generic programming courses. Get a business degree with a minor in computer science. Or get into healthcare and get a minor in computer science... Programming is a tool and we will be treated as such.

    9. Re:You could at least explain what you mean by kudokatz · · Score: 1

      I worked for a financial firm this summer, and after throwing myself head-first into the fray I feel I was actually relied upon and had people who recognized what I did even for a summer position. I've heard a few stories from techs who work right with the traders, but it seemed like where I was did a good job of matching up the mathematical modelers with sufficient tech with the traders, and appropriately leveraged backbone IT when necessary . . .

      Perhaps I'm just lucky, but it was actually a great experience in tech/finance. People also get bonuses in IT (in better economic states than the current), but since there is no way to personally attribute a +$1 million trade to someone, it's generally more spread out.

      I also found that finance's complete dependence on tech in many areas makes the tech guys indispensable, and people know it.

    10. Re:You could at least explain what you mean by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

      ... by "anti-business"! There are about a thousand different things you could mean by that, and frankly I have no idea which of them you mean. Do you mean they are "anti-giant-corporate-monopolistic-practices"?? Do you mean they don't want to see your company make a profit? Do you mean they take a stand against certain business practices engaged in by this corporation? There are many, many more. So: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN? Your post was about as clear as mud.

      You forgot: "Refuse to work for free."

      And: "Precognative understandering of what the stakeholders want and need."

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    11. Re:You could at least explain what you mean by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Well that's not entirely fair. If you look at all of the data out there and then expect the people voting to be able to assimilate all of that and then make a decision based on one of thousands of topics that the government comes into contact with every day, you're not really asking for something realistic. After all, that's why people turn on the news to begin with, even though we all know its biased.

      Most people don't have the training or the experience to deal with a small fraction of issues out there. Therefore, most of them don't even try - there's just not enough time in the day.

      As for business or whoever watching video clips, it seems pretty clear to me that people who are bound and determined to goof off, will goof off anyway. Bothering to block YouTube or anywhere else just shifts the focus. They'd be better off simply monitoring that individual's traffic and if they underperform, then they can see why. If they don't underperform, then let them watch as much YouTube as they want. Internet content filters are a waste of time and effort that could be better used for something else - like real security.

    12. Re:You could at least explain what you mean by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      i think the point of blocking you tube is that people being paid to do work shouldn't be watching video clips....sadly there are quite a few people who make their living by BSing their boss into thinking they do something horribly important, when they're really doing nothing.

      He posts to slashdot....

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    13. Re:You could at least explain what you mean by Aceticon · · Score: 1

      My experience in investment banking as a freelancer is that almost universally the "Business Analysts" are incompetent and inept. This has been confirmed by other freelancers I met working in the same industry.

      As far as I can tell, Business Analysts are ex-Secretaries, ex-Sales or ex-Marketing people - they're people's people, great talkers and social animals but they are completely incapable of assembling and transmitting a complete, coherent and internally consistent picture of the needs of the real business.

      Since investment banks seem to have no technical analysts at all (the techie-side senior guys that create the Analysis Document and in the process typically force the Requirements Document to be hammered down until it actually is half-decent), you pretty much always end up with vague-ish, long-winded, talkative, incomplete and internally contradictory documents being given to the developers as "The Spec"

      Personally I'm not at all surprised that just about all IT projects in Investment Banking fall below the business' expectations, are late and incomplete.

  7. Does it matter? by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Since it's the financial industry you probably won't be working there long :P

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    1. Re:Does it matter? by dacut · · Score: 5, Funny

      Since it's the financial industry you probably won't be working there long :P

      Well, someone has to be there to shut off the servers and sell them for scrap on eBay...

    2. Re:Does it matter? by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 5, Funny

      What servers? We never had any servers *whistles nonchalantly while walking to brand new Mercedes*

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    3. Re:Does it matter? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Well, someone has to be there to shut off the servers and sell them for scrap on eBay...

      So that's why all our used servers have Enron logo's on them. I sure hope Enron took good care of ttttt ! `'#@ *7& . '
               

    4. Re:Does it matter? by Alsee · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Well, someone has to be there to shut off the servers and sell them for scrap on eBay...

      How about Sarah Palin?

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    5. Re:Does it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Europe Online?

  8. Been there done that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked at a very simlar place except I worked for the business.
    IT had so much influence within the company that the actual business suffered enormously.
    If it involved anything other than Excel or Word then it was considered an IT problem.

    1. Re:Been there done that by snowraver1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      If it involved anything other than Excel or Word then it was considered an IT problem.

      You got one up on our shop!

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  9. What do you mean, Anti-business? by robbak · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd like to know what you mean by anti-business. Many suits have no knowledge of anything technical, and so make requests and demands that violate things like 'logic' and the laws of physics. When the tech staff attempts to point this out, they are often told that they are being needlessly obstructive. Pleas that it is the universe that is preventing them fall on deaf ears.

    Is this what you mean? Is an insistence on following the laws of physics "Anti-Business"?

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    1. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or conversely, an IT department that believes it is responsible for a greater part of the companies success than it really is. Most IT folks don't understand how business works. Sales, marketing, accounting, IT and management are all vital parts of a businesses life. They all have to function together to help a business grow or even stay afloat. Often IT derides the other parts because it doesn't understand their contribution, and measures them by their technical skills. Although, the same can happen of any of the other departments measuring another by its own metric. The greatest salesman, I ever met, who could sell ice to Inuits, and sand to Saharan nomads, couldn't figure out how to copy files to a floppy disk, jump drive, or any other form of removable media.

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    2. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by Toonol · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And, conversely, IT staff can and do massively impede productive workers... the parts of the company that make money. Perverse security requirements, upgrades that remove functionality, ridiculous delays to get the simplest things done because users aren't permitted to do anything to their pc...

      And will often be quite condescending about it as well; after all, they're the wizards. Users are just muggles.

    3. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

    4. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've found that the majority of engineers who complain that marketing requests violate the laws of physics are just too lazy and/or argumentative to find an approximation that doesn't.

      It's your company, too... find a way to help it out.

    5. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Many suits have no knowledge of anything technical, and so make requests and demands that violate things like 'logic' and the laws of physics. When the tech staff attempts to point this out, they are often told that they are being needlessly obstructive.

      This is a situation where there is complexity that the user does not understand or want to understand, but the complexity cannot be removed in the simple way they hope. They might shout, "Just make it right!" and leave the room. One is faced with a difficult choice of implementing an ugly fudge which makes you look bad, or forcing the user to understand and still making you look bad by being perceived as a "pest".

      For example, one client wanted a list of integer percentages that added up to 100 percent. In practice, the numbers were decimal, but if you rounded them then they would not always add up to 100 percent.

      Before rounding:

            40.4
            52.4
            7.2
          -----
          100.0

      After rounding:

              40
              52
              7
            ---
              99

      (Sorry, I can't get slashdot to line up the columns properly)

      The client did not seem to "get" this issue and just wanted the integers to add up to 100. The programmer eventually built an elaborate scheme to fudge the results by "bumping" up or down one of the numbers closest to 0.5. For example, they may make the first integer into "41" instead of "40". This later could generate a phone-call by an astute accountant working with the client. Sometimes you can't please everybody and just have to take lumps. Put extensive footnotes to cover your butt if possible.

      (based on a story I submitted to C2.com wiki)

    6. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by plover · · Score: 5, Informative
      I'd say your post is a prime example of "anti-business" in the sense of TFA.

      As IT people, we look at the world logically; we know that if A follows B and B follows C then A must also follow C. We know that if the user wants to view the balance on an account, they bloody well better have the account number before viewing it.

      But business people don't seem to have that same view. We assume they aren't interested, or that they're illogical when they say "why do I have to enter the account number to view the account balance?"

      The problem I find is usually one of language. For example, in the question above I figured out the business person wasn't being ignorant of the need for an account number. They simply wanted to *scan* it, not *enter* it. To us IT people, there's absolutely no difference how the number gets into the system, but to them that difference seemed so great they had to point it out that they never wanted to *enter* it again.

      Yes, there are obstinate and stupid people out there, but not everyone with those questions is either. And the moment we respond to a question like the one above with a groan or a "duh!" comment, we do become condescending and anti-business. The best way to deal with these questions is to keep the dialog from degenerating. Rephrase the question, restate your problem with their assertion, and get them to confirm it again. Something such as "well, we need the account number before we can show the account balance, so where do you want us to get the account number from?"

      Keep the discussion friendly, don't get patronizing or condescending, and try not to sound like Scotty ("I canna' break the laws o' physics!") Try hard to discover the real root of their issue. It's critical to treat them like peers, and not talk down to them. Remember that they must bring some value to someone in the business, so try to respect that. And yes, sometimes it's harder than others, and sometimes it's just never, ever going to sink in. Try bringing in other people to moderate the discussion, or to bring alternate suggestions.

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    7. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by kesuki · · Score: 1

      "The problem I find is usually one of language. For example, in the question above I figured out the business person wasn't being ignorant of the need for an account number. They simply wanted to *scan* it, not *enter* it. To us IT people, there's absolutely no difference how the number gets into the system, but to them that difference seemed so great they had to point it out that they never wanted to *enter* it again."

      I think somebody needs to get a few cue cats and some software to print account numbers as bar codes.

      it's not impossible or even technically hard to use a bar code reader as a standard input, and then standardize your internal documents so they all have bar codes, as a matter of fact, the US disability system now is entirely dependent on bar codes for scanning in and adding new information about case files.

      they wanted to streamline things and make them faster, technology has made things a little faster thanks to barcode technology pioneered by retail shopping outlets.

    8. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the last goddam time -- NO, there is no source for the 10,000 smileys you want which is acceptable for use on my network. Now go away!

    9. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I've found that the majority of engineers who complain that marketing requests violate the laws of physics are just too lazy and/or argumentative to find an approximation that doesn't.

      I'd say it often requires long, exploratory dialog with (non-technical) human beings, and this is something that many techies hate more than pooping out raw hot sauce with swollen hemorrhoids.

      That's not always "lazy" per se, its just being put in an uncomfortable position. Many top biz types similarly get frustrated with technology, despite having tons of discipline and success within their field. John McCain became the top GOP candidate without any computer or hand-held knowledge. Gaining that spot is not an easy task. (He's still a jerk, but that's another story.)

      Its not easy for a leopard to change its spots.
             

    10. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by jamesh · · Score: 3, Funny

      Every time I watch that movie, I think that scene would have been a perfect opportunity to borrow a scene from Hi-Fidelity, where the main character imagines severely beating the guy who his girlfriend has left him for. My version of the scene would go something like:

      Female Temp: Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mo-
      Peter Gibbons punches temp in the face
      Peter knee's temp in the stomach
      Female Temp falls down
      Peter, Michael, and Samir all kick her repeatedly
      Samir grabs the printer and drops it on her

      Peter Gibbons shown with blank expression on his face...

      or maybe that's just me...

    11. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think it really depends on the business. Personally I work for a company who runs online communities, so you'd think the most important departments would be IT and designers (as they literally create all product the users/consumers see). In a case like ours, the marketing department should only really be deciding what features are the most important to implement, plus advertising our services.

      Unfortunately, the business has fallen into the trap of offering crap services that nobody in their right mind would pay for. However, our marketing department spends all their time and money spamming, scamming, and tricking users into purchasing subscriptions (ie: 80-90% of the communications you receive from "other users", whether on our sites or external sites' forums, are actually our bots). So of course marketing with all their blackhat-style tactics rise to the top of the chain of importance from the CEO's point of view.

      Man, it sucks working for a company who's only objective is how much money they can make before the end of the current month. No long-term vision whatsoever. :'(

    12. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by jaxtherat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can't be serious! That's not a 'technical issue', that's simple fricking primary school arithmetic! What line of work was this client in?

      O_o

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    13. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you kidding? She would have kicked their asses.

    14. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1:Reasonably Insightful
      -1:Partisan Asshat
      Leave your politics out of a non-politics discussion please.

    15. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      Of course, this is done because they get the blame if anything goes wrong, and while it irks me when this happens, it is done to address that old finding:

      people who are least competent tend to be most confident. They dive right in, and fry their boot sector, melt the hard drive, and cause the keyboard to burst into flames, then the IT guys get blamed and saddled with recovering something useful from the wreckage.

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    16. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's amazing how many people just don't understand basic maths. A while ago I used to have to report on how many calls missed the grade of service in a call centre. Each line would have a % grade of service and there would be half a dozen lines. Almost every week at least 2 or 3 of the desk managers would ring me up to complain my figures were wrong because my report said line 1 had 80% GOS, line 2 had 30% but my overall GOS was 79% and not 60% like it should be. I actually had a make a tutorial spreadsheet to explain the concept of weighted percentages but 1 or 2 people even questioned the validity of that !

      I don't generally have problems with the 'business' but I do often have problems with people in the business. Just this morning I have had maybe the 8th e-mail from some guy asking me to send out all our confidential customer information to some pharmacuetical company. Every time I tell him that a) we're not doing that and that b) if we did even send out the limited amount of non confidential data he still needs to tell me exactly what he wants. But he never does, each e-mail is just "Mr Gravy, How much longer will this report take, the client are nagging me now". Each time I reply telling him he needs to explain what he actually wants but so far he hasn't bothered to do that.

    17. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by ghostdoc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In my experience, exactly the reverse is true.

      Most techies (because our curiosity is one of the reasons we ended up techies) take a lively interest in how their business works even if they don't need to. If you're an in-house software developer, you *need* to understand how the business works in order to be able to write software for it.

      But the business folk have no clue how IT works, and no desire to ever find out. As others have said, it's like plumbing to them.

      Part of the animosity I've experienced is caused by this very problem. IT people understand how the business works (and all the business, not just one department), and also understand how the tech works, so actually have probably the clearest understanding of the business in the entire organisation. They then have to deal with morons in suits who don't understand anything past their next departmental meeting, and the morons resent being treated like morons.

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    18. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by pubjames · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Amen to that. Some of the biggest jerks I've ever come across in business have been network administrators. Immature selfish idiots with little idea of how business actually works. They would be quickly out of a job if they worked in any other department.

    19. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "dialogue" is a conversation between people

      "dialog" is a type of prompt used in GUI systems

    20. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by Splab · · Score: 1

      Actually I think GP is right.

      In my experience "key account managers" are the prime source for frustrations when they keep selling things we don't have at deadlines that are impossible to make. The problem is they are usually waged by how much they sell, the fact that we can't deliver isn't reflected poorly on them, but on the IT department.

    21. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by nosfucious · · Score: 1

      I have been in a business when govenment taxation change meant that most business systems had to be re-written. (Old systems in a nearly dead language). Consumed the greater part of a year from a small IT dept (3 persons plus manager/Analyst). Old systems had to get over the initial hurdle of supporting functionality that it was not even remotely designed for, then if possible re-write it.

      Promotions dept boss heard of what possible regulations we had to comply with and ensured that we had every possible case to support on go live day, every one which was outside of the core business. We asked MD to have a look, Promotions boss replied "IT doesn't run the business, Sales runs the business".

      Three months time the yearly sales roadshow comes to HQ hometown. Not one IT nor Accouting person turns up (to overtime unpaid) Saturday meeting. Financial Controller and MD and Promotions bosses haul the two departments over the coals for lack of support, company spirit. Got a severe reprimand and warning for saying "IT doesn't run the business, Sales runs the business". Sorry arsehole, cuts both ways.

      A little communication and understanding BOTH WAYS is necessery. I don't need to be an expert in Sales, Legal, Logistics and Accounting, but do try and give me the big picture and take on suggestions on how it can be done the best, easiest simplest and cheapest way.

      Point is, most folks actually want to help. Some people are just arseholes.

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    22. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by FoamingToad · · Score: 1

      Doesn't surprise me at all.

      I did a stint at a UK Telecoms firm a few years ago, in the Debt Recovery department. The Debt Recovery manager asked me, in all seriousness, to sort a number of accounts by their average balance.

      Not variance from average, not by actual balance, but by the aggregated measure itself. Sheesh.

      There was also one of my colleagues who was also asked to produce a mean of performance ratings. Simple enough if you have an actual numeric value. Less easy then the input values are text descriptors with no numeric value.

      His response was to ask what the average of "Orange", "Blancmange" and "Tennis court" was.

      Appropriately enough, captcha = rabble.

    23. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by shilly · · Score: 3, Insightful

      perhaps you should pick up the phone or go and see him and not just send emails.

    24. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Phone ? I've used one of those before and it always ends up with me having to do some work. I'm no falling for that again. Besides which cutting and pasting the text from the previous e-mail is easier than spending 10mins explaining the situation again and again every 3 weeks.

    25. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, there are obstinate and stupid people out there, but not everyone with those questions is either. And the moment we respond to a question like the one above with a groan or a "duh!" comment, we do become condescending and anti-business.

      You're too kind. They've taken a chunk of my sanity, having to resolve arguments by defining words only to discover their meaning of the word sort. It's because their vocabulary is too limited to use the right word, or any other word, to describe what they want.

      Programmers have to learn the gist of how a business works, in order to do their job. Half the business people I've met don't understand anything outside their department, and often their own job confuses them.

      The world is full of crazy people.

    26. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by plover · · Score: 1

      Yes, there are obstinate and stupid people out there, but not everyone with those questions is either. And the moment we respond to a question like the one above with a groan or a "duh!" comment, we do become condescending and anti-business.

      You're too kind. They've taken a chunk of my sanity, having to resolve arguments by defining words only to discover their meaning of the word sort. It's because their vocabulary is too limited to use the right word, or any other word, to describe what they want.

      Careful, that's also a steep slope down into being labeled anti-business. We all have to deal with users whose only stated requirement is "Make it work like how I want it to work!" Everyone in IT knows that the users themselves are not capable of describing in perfect technical terms what they need. A good business analyst learns how to probe deeper to uncover the real requirements, and to uncover a more complete set of them.

      It sounds like you could benefit from learning a few techniques as to how to elicit requirements from your users. Check the SWEBOK, and see Chapter 2 section 3 for ways to get at them.

      Programmers have to learn the gist of how a business works, in order to do their job.

      Someone on the IT side has to understand the business problem domain and be able to speak the language of tech. Whether that's a developer or a business analyst is more a function of your company's structure than anything else.

      --
      John
    27. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      ridiculous delays to get the simplest things done because users aren't permitted to do anything to their pc...

      If you have a workplace culture where the machines are locked down to an unreasonable amount you'll usually find a co-worker that made it necessary. Either that or somebody decided to over specify when Quality Assurance or similar documentation was put together. I've come close to having to do this, when there were a few practical jokers and a nasty old woman that would uninstall her printer driver every week so she would have somebody she could safely yell at for half an hour.

      It's often a symptom of a disfunctional workplace. Also if IT are actually actively impeding production (and I don't mean ten minutes less lunchroom chat I mean delayed deadlines or full on industrial production like tonnes/hour) then they are being managed incorrectly.

      Some of the communication require to solve problems can sound condescending when it is not meant to be. Sometimes we have to ask the insulting questions like "is the power on" because there will probably be a couple of times each month in a workplace where the problem is that computers require electricity and they are not getting it.

    28. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by hivemind_mvgc · · Score: 1

      And, conversely, IT staff can and do massively impede productive workers... the parts of the company that make money. Perverse security requirements, upgrades that remove functionality, ridiculous delays to get the simplest things done because users aren't permitted to do anything to their pc... And will often be quite condescending about it as well; after all, they're the wizards. Users are just muggles.

      Who let the MBA in here?

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    29. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think IT makes those rules?? Sorry, but in my experience, IT just implements restrictions dictated by by legal departments or other management entities. IT is always taking the fall for other people's policies.

    30. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by mishehu · · Score: 1

      I can't tell you how many times I've been accused of purposefully hindering workers' productivity because I don't give anybody but those whose (extremely poorly written) software requires administrative rights on their windows boxes.

      I don't get it. It's like doing surgery - I'm no surgeon so I don't try to take out my own appendix. Why do people who know nothing about computers other than how to move a mouse and hit keys on a keyboard need to be able to install every program they feel they need + every virus/spyware/malware on their workstations?

      I've even been told by upper management at some of my clients that they feel they need to have administrative rights on their machines because they are upper management. Last time I got that request I told them I'd have to prepare a rider for their contract that states that I provide no guarantee for any work performed on their machine, as they can just as easily re-infect themselves or in some other way screw up their machine that can result in a lot of time to decipher and fix. I haven't received any further reminders about the rider I haven't prepared for them yet.

    31. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by JoeDuncan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perverse security requirements, upgrades that remove functionality, ridiculous delays to get the simplest things done because users aren't permitted to do anything to their pc...

      You've got it wrong. These things are not done by Techies because they choose to, they are done because they are mandated by policy.

      More often than not, it is policy mandated by suits who don't understand the ramifications. I've never worked anywhere where a ridiculous security policy was chosen by the IT guys, it normally comes down from way up top where some director has decided to make it his personal crusade against "hackers" by telling the IT shop that from now on, all computer access will be done by face recognition like he saw in the Hollywood blockbuster he took his kids to see on the weekend. Oh, and laser tripwires would be nice too.

      Upgrades that remove functionality? No techie would do that on purpose either, but again, upgrades are usually mandated by policy/business guys who have made some kind of deal with the vendor and thus the upgrades are forced. All the techies do is implement someone else's poorly thought out decision (usually because they don't have the tech skills to make the decision in the first place - but business guys don't like giving such decision making power to "techies").

      The problems you have pointed out are not examples of IT folks obstructing business folks, but rather the other way around. They are examples of how suits obstruct IT staff and massively impede everyone's productivity.

    32. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 0

      Blocking IM, LimeWire, MonkeySpankers.com, NudeTeen.com, EBay, daytrader.com, etrade.com, onlinecasino.com, and virus-laden-porn-site.com is not massively impeding worker productivity, yet many workers seem to think it is.

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    33. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed his point. GP was not saying the problem is hard; it was an example of how IT people and business people can fail to communicate due to different ways of looking at the world.

    34. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      No, that's just it. A lot of It staff think that they know how the business side should be run better than the business side, because they can install gentoo from stage 1. They often don't appreciate that its often a completely different skill set.

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    35. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by tommeke100 · · Score: 1

      I find this a very odd comment. Usually, it is not the IT staff that decides that users should be restrained at using their pc, it's a business guideline in general. Also, in our company, ppl can install software on their computers. Guess who's mail server got black-listed because some Project Manager clicked the wrong link and turned his computer into a spam server? Sure, some users are very tech-savy. As tech-savy or even more than the IT crowd itself. I'm sure you count yourself as one of these (and it may very well be true), but not all users are in your case.
      Last week, a user came in, because she got a e-mail telling her to click a link because "a virus was found on her computer". Oh noes !!!! I have a virus, better click the link !!! That's how stupid the users are. Not all of them, but you only need one to click the link to have important customers of yours finding your mails going directly into their SPAM folder for the next couple of weeks.
      And I'm not talking about dumb users. These are all PhD's I'm talking about.

    36. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by ardle · · Score: 1
      ghostdoc started out with a valid point but spoilt it by generalising :-(
      IT departments have their fair share of staff who have lack knowledge of the company's business. Given that information is available in the form of documents and code, this lack of knowledge could be due to one or more of:
      • the need to specialise, i.e. dedicate a majority of their time and effort to some subsystem (and hence a subset of all business rules)
      • healthy lack of interest: not everybody has a natural tendency to remember how systems work and some of these people work in IT
      • unhealthy lack of interest: some people's efforts to disengage themselves from the workings of their employer's business, given that they are employees, could be described as a psycholigical disorder

      That said, the probability of discovering that the person who knows the most about the company works is an employee of the IT department is very high.
      IT staff are also more likely to know about the out-of-hours rules for company buildings ;-)

    37. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      That may be the case sometimes, but techies still have a damn sight better idea about what the suits do than the suits have an idea about what the techies do, which is what I think the grandparent was getting at.

    38. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      That's why I'm so glad the VP of my department has gotten the CEO to go along with him having to sign off on any contract we get. He makes sure that the things we promise are sane and are goals we can hit, and places blame on the salesguys when it's due. Sales behaves better, we have attainable (but still difficult targets), and everyone wins.

    39. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At a previous job, we were derisive of the rest of them not only because they were incompetent, but because the CTO was incompetent (we tried to explain what an API was to him at one point, so we could justify a project that would make the business work better, and it just..didn't..work).

      Keep in mind this was an online advertising agency. The only thing they did was landing pages and lead generation. 90% of their business had to do with a couple websites that were poorly put together. They weren't interested in improving the quality of code (and thus allowing the content teams to build/implement content faster, thus allowing for happier clients), and they weren't interested in having a quality network environment (the IT guy was always running around like his hair was on fire... mainly because the management wouldn't give him the resources he needed to fireproof things).

      Eventually, their volume of business grew, their IT and technical staff shrank (Avg. turnover rate was 6 months), their major clients began grumbling about the quality of service, things went way downhill after I left.

      And then they were bought by another company that did the same things and had the same policies. Except they did it cheaper, since everything was outsourced to India. I haven't heard whether this new company has imploded yet. I'm guessing their days are numbered, though.

      (Have you ever seen a company that's run their foxpro billing system on the same hardware and the same evaluation copy of foxpro, for 12 years?)

    40. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm currently in email correspondence about an IT problem with someone in Poland. I've had 2 phone calls with ended with almost complete misunderstanding on both sides (I may have had more: there was a voice on the other end of the phone but I couldn't figure out what it was saying). Email is far more productive - although I need to take breaks between re-reads of his emails and re-read them several times before replying. It takes several reads for me to figure out what he is saying.
      Of course, in other circumstances, picking up the phone is the best idea. My first reaction on reading your post was very "anti-" but I'm getting over it now

    41. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      It's known by names such as The Arrogance of Ignorance or consider reading a research article on being Unskilled and Unaware (Google HTML translation of a good PDF to download)

    42. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      We're arguing in generalities, so its impossible to say who is more correct or incorrect. This being a tech website, there are tons of techs screaming about about their injustices they've witnessed. Given the recent failings of large financial institutions, It is perhaps a valid argument. Most systems administrators would not risk their networks in a similar way that the management risked their business through its investment in sub prime mortgages. But again they aren't the same thing. I think they could both be more affective at their own jobs if they understood the generalities of the other. In any non trivial problem set, you will find common elements. Its great working at a small company where I can see how both parts interact. Its difficult to explain each side to the other side sometimes. The delusions on both ides are

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    43. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The greatest salesman, I ever met, who could sell ice to Inuits, and sand to Saharan nomads, couldn't figure out how to copy files to a floppy disk, jump drive, or any other form of removable media.

      James T. Kirk, is that you?

    44. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Nah, you're just going British on me :-)

    45. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I find it best to show on the report how the calculations are made. For weighted averages, show all the totals, not just percents. If you have to put letters and formulas next to everything to stop the calls, then so be it. (I wish paystubs would do this also. In bigger orgs, they can get convoluted.)

    46. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by sesshomaru · · Score: 1
      Not sure what I think of that article, one thing stands out:

      In India, the study of mathematics is practically a religion. In the United States, how many retail clerks can make change without relying on a calculator?

      See, I both have a mathematics oriented degree (Computer Science) and I've worked as a retail clerk. First of all, the two skills, doing simple arithmetic and complex abstract mathematics don't relate as much as people think.

      Secondly, one problem you don't have when taking a mathematics test? People trying to bully you or trick you into giving them a higher answer in the math problem you are doing than is actual fact. This happens all the time when you are a retail clerk. I can just imagine the kind of nightmare the average cashier at K-Mart (one of my summer jobs) would have if he/she had to do all all that math in his/her head on a busy night.

      Not that the stores would want them to do that, since in that case it would be fairly easy for an employee to skim from the till. One of the things I had to do in the old days, and may well still be true, is make sure that the sales that the computer recorded and the amount of money in my drawer matched at the end of the evening. There's your math, right there. You could end up getting in trouble if those don't add up, and I'd use a calculator if I were you... it's easy to lose track of singles.

      But no, let's mock the simple clerks slaving away for minimum wage when they can't do the on the spot calculation we want them too. Especially when the best they can hope for is not getting in trouble with the floor manager for doing whatever favor for you it is that you want them to do that they are doing without using the register's calculator. Hmm, probably you walk up, no merchandise, "Could you change this $20.00?" expecting them to open the drawer and hope that you aren't a quick-change scammer (Police Search for "Quick Change" Scammers). I doubt that anyone is offering to tip them for their change making abilities.

      See, what the average store customer doesn't realize is that if I'm not working on commission, I'm not there to make you happy. I mean, I used to try with some customers (according to my whim) when I worked those kind of jobs, but that was the kind of thing considered detrimental to job performance by your manager. Your job is to make your manager happy, and his job is to please someone higher up.

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      "MIT betrayed all of its basic principles."
    47. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by geekboy642 · · Score: 1

      John McCain himself admitted to being computer illiterate. (Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R9wnMVZE_Q) Commenting on this is an amusing anecdote, not a "partisan asshattery", even if Obama's camp has seized on it as a major talking point.

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    48. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      As somone who has an interest in physics, and has a mechanical engineer for a father, I must point out that if you want approximation, you must point out. If somone tells us, 'I want this', we understand 'I want precisely this'. Its just culture.

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    49. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by swoogan · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the animosity that is generated by the fact that the people who get the big bonuses are in sales, marketing, and management; coupled with the fact that when layoffs come they always seem to start in the IT department.

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      Swoogan
      sigs are for losers...and ppl who can think of one.

    50. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ridiculous delays to get the simplest things done because users aren't permitted to do anything to their pc...

      What shit. I once worked in a place long ago where they went whole hog and started spraying PCs all over the place to users who bitched about how long it took to get new things done on the mainframe. So they gave these idiots all the productivity tools and training needed. In no time at all, IT was getting requests for babysitters to explain it all over again to the bozos. In the end, the IT department had to be expanded to include people to write the apps for the bozos who thought it was "all too technical and I shouldn't have to learn anything new to get what I want."

      They were like people who saw a carpenter using a hammer and saw, decided it was easy, learned a little about how to use the tools, then went away crying because they couldn't build their own house.

    51. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by trdrstv · · Score: 1

      Amen to that. Some of the biggest jerks I've ever come across in business have been network administrators. Immature selfish idiots with little idea of how business actually works. They would be quickly out of a job if they worked in any other department.

      Any other department but Sales. I have seen some absolute deplorable behavior from sales people, because frankly if they they can sell (and aren't breaking any laws) that's all that matters. They are the ones making the business money and they can get A LOT MORE latitude than any other position depending on how good they are.

    52. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by trdrstv · · Score: 1

      And, conversely, IT staff can and do massively impede productive workers... the parts of the company that make money.

      At this stage in the game, IT and Ops should equally be seen as profit generators. It goes something like this; Without operations you don't have a product to sell, and thus you have no business. Without IT you can't bring your product to market and sell it profitably, and thus you have no business.

    53. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit:

      "And, conversely, IT staff can and do massively impede productive workers... the parts of the company that make money. Perverse security requirements" - by Toonol (1057698) on Tuesday September 16, @01:02AM (#25021475)

      Those "perverse security requirements" stop your company from being as easily hacked/cracked/penetrated by those looking for corporate information/secrets, fool, due to your using your IM program OR downloading any stupid thing you like to infect your system & then have that later infest your entire networks.

      "upgrades that remove functionality" - by Toonol (1057698) on Tuesday September 16, @01:02AM (#25021475)

      Because said programs (OR, components they may use that came from 3rd parties, e.g.-> Crystal Reports, &/or say, Microsoft themselves) MAY have had security vulnerabilities in them, idiot, & that does the SAME as my last paragraph above & protects YOU, from YOU (OR, from companies that issue software without FULLY testing it for say, buffer overflow vulnerabilities &/or other forms of security vulnerability).

      "ridiculous delays to get the simplest things done because users aren't permitted to do anything to their pc..." - by Toonol (1057698) on Tuesday September 16, @01:02AM (#25021475)

      The ONLY things someone like YOU knows how to do with a computer, or rather, WANTS TO KNOW how to do, is what you're told from an end-user manual... & that is about it.

      (Your type merely views it solely as a tool usually, just like a dishwasher or toaster is... or "fun time entertainment" 9/10 times (for gaming etc.)!)

      Your type usually aren't interested in them above & beyond that much.

      (Certainly not enough to repair it yourself... that's when you 'change your tune' & come calling to folks like us, don't you now?)

      "And will often be quite condescending about it as well" - by Toonol (1057698) on Tuesday September 16, @01:02AM (#25021475)

      Only when types like yourself are 'condescending' to us, & you have NO right to be - do you think you're educated? Trust me, you're NOT, as a 'business type'... I hold BOTH degrees (business & comp. sci.) & have been to BOTH sides of the fence, academically AND professionally - I know the entire difference pal.

      (By the way - I am a holder of bachelors of business here AND an associates in comp. sci. as well plus 16 yrs. of professional experience in computer sciences ranging from network tech/admin to software engineer AND nearly 3 yrs. of mgt. experience on the business front as well, 255 unit chain leading experience in loss prevention no less here)...

      "after all, they're the wizards. Users are just muggles." - by Toonol (1057698) on Tuesday September 16, @01:02AM (#25021475)

      Finally - some TRUTH out of you, @ last.

    54. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by Ottair · · Score: 1

      Dilbert. Think about it.

    55. Re:What do you mean, Anti-business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh BULLSHIT. Show me one 'techie' who knows a thing about marketing and I'll show you a green-skinned slave girl from Orion. The average 'techie' knows fuck all about 'the business'. He thinks accountants are just bean counters who should be replaced by excel spreadsheets. He thinks marketing is a colossal waste of time because good ideas sell themselves. He thinks companies magically get money from the sky and hence shareholder demands should be ignored.

      Yeah, real understanding. 'Suits' aren't the only ones with comprehension problems.

  10. My experience -Illogical ADD business boss by presidenteloco · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My business boss is not good at connecting the dots between cause and effect. He is not a logical thinker yet thinks he is.
    Therefore both blame and praise (to a tech team member) are given incorrectly, and seemingly based on level of financial pressure and mood swings.

    We on the tech side are seen as slow-delivering and obstructive. The boss has no understanding of the process of producing good, maintainable and well-fitting software, so he thinks we're wasting his time and money. He basically thinks we are laying out a website and why the hell does it take so long?

    Needless to say, projects and priorities are interrupted and re-jigged on a bizarrely counterproductively frequent basis,

    Why does someone like that try to manage a business a large part of which is predicated on software development?

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    Where are we going and why are we in a handbasket?
    1. Re:My experience -Illogical ADD business boss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Why does someone like that try to manage a business a large part of which is predicated on software development?

      On the other hand...how come there isn't software available which he can use to fulfill his job? Nothing can be most frustrating for these folks to rely on others who know little about the business.

  11. Presentation versus inside guts by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Business tends to be "presentation oriented". It's controlled by sales, and the sales culture permeates the entire building for good or bad such that perception is everything. Techies tend to distrust salemanship as too superficial, and like to instead focus on building a better mousetrap. The thing is, paying more attention to presentation gets one promoted and recognized more. Thus, techies are forced to choose between focusing on a better mousetrap or "playing the game" to advance.

    A compromise is to find better ways to communicate technology to non-techies. Find analogies to common items, such as say laundry when talking about the difference between sorting and filtering. And don't talk down to people: respect their specialty. Show interest in their specialty when you can; or at least aspects of it that interest you. The more you learn about their job, the better you can help them.

    Also, even if you can't outright fix something, find a decent compromise or alternative. Don't tell them "no", but rather "I'll have to ponder that one". Show that you are not ignoring them, but putting your Sherlock Techie cap on."

    And for every "that's too hard" or "takes too long", throw in enough, "oh, that change is easy, it'll be right up". If you always delay, you'll lose trust.

    1. Re:Presentation versus inside guts by mandelbr0t · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Techies tend to distrust salemanship as too superficial, and like to instead focus on building a better mousetrap

      I tend to distrust sales people because they badly oversell the product. Without proper knowledge of the extent of the technical problem, they will often tell a potential client that a required feature will takes days/weeks when the developer has already told them it's more like weeks/months.

      I've seen this problem for the past 8 years, and this animosity between techies and marketroids won't go away until the latter are reigned in. I think I estimate my projects better than the sales people, but the salesperson is only interested in their commission, which is usually paid prior to any support or maintenance contracts.

      The net result is that salespeople get paid without any accountability for the actual project. All problems from this point forward are viewed as a deficiency in technical resources rather than a poorly planned sales pitch. I'm not fond of being the scapegoat when I've very carefully explained why the project will take longer than the sales guy thinks it will.

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    2. Re:Presentation versus inside guts by SirSlud · · Score: 1

      That's basically it. Under promise, over deliver. It's not like people in sales or marketing or any line of work don't realize the value of this approach because it tends to be more honest, realistic, and promote better planning and risk avoidance than selling everything as a 'if everything goes perfectly'. Everyone does it, and does it in the right situations where you can take advantage of some breathing room rather than the situations where you're just burning time you don't have.

      I've found most of the friction between the business end and technology end is culture based and team based. If you promote the idea that you're all on the same team, well, people won't be so quick to try and pass the buck to you because you are the one holding the olive branch.

      The reality is that if you're working in a company that makes money, then everyone should generally be happy. I'm a programmer, but I find a *lot* of engineers have a martyr complex because they somehow believe that without engineers, there wouldn't be a product to sell. That's true, but without at least some proficient business staff, you won't sell anything. It's when individual departments start to get the Jesus complex that things get bad, and if the company is healthy and profitable in the meantime, then what's the point of everyone being upset?

      You're all in the same boat, and everybody should just try and be as honest as possible and make concessions and be open to being wrong as the situation dictates. Bitching and moaning if you have a good sense of humour is great, but don't let people who can't frame it with levity spoil everyone's mood. I find that being a good example can reach across departments.

      Plus, there is one unfair reality to all this which you just have to except unless you plan on being senior .. marketing/sales will always be on the end of the revenue pipe closest to the client signing the cheque. It's a bitter pill to swallow, but while its understandable that use programmers can feel resentful towards the more social side of the business, that's life. Nothing bothers me more than hearing engineers complain how easy it seems to be to work in sales or marketing and rake in the salary or the swag or the nights out with clients. If that's the case, well then you need to take a long hard look at why you're working in the industry you're working in.

      I'm pretty sure you can hold this argument in a mirror and apply it to unhappy sales folks who resent IT. Until any of us can run a company all by ourselves and do 20000 man hours every 24 hours, lets just get a long and make good products that make money!

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      "Old man yells at systemd"
    3. Re:Presentation versus inside guts by SirSlud · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Without proper knowledge of the extent of the technical problem, they will often tell a potential client that a required feature will takes days/weeks when the developer has already told them it's more like weeks/months.

      Two approaches:

      Document, document, document. You have what you said in email, and get the sales guy to turn up documents to whoever wants to scapegoat you. I mean, in that case, its so easy. You said it would take X, you told him, he said to the client Y. If the client is upset, you should have a recourse. If you don't, you're in the wrong job. Too many engineers try and make this an issue between them and the sales guy. I don't know where you work, but if I was on the phone with the client, I would feel very comfortable telling him or her directly that you told the sales department X, and they told him Y. Clients arn't nearly as rigid as some techies believe. As long as they have something to take to THEIR boss, then you should be fine (well, pass it by your manager first, of course, but if they don't wanna hear it, it's better to have a client who is sympathetic to you than nobody at all.) Clients really just wanna hear the straight shit because it helps them make better business decisions. If that doesn't involve your company because your sales department outright distorts the truth, well ..

      You know what clients love? They fucking love to hear from the guys actually DOING the shit, not selling the shit. Sometimes that's a bit of a chip you can play. A few times I've been stright up with the client on the phone with my manager on the call, and it's not like he's going to contradict the people doing the work in front of the client. If they're an asshole, maybe you might catch flak for it, but I've been in some situations where the client thanks my manager for having an engineer give them the straight dope and it catches managers off guard. If people fault you for being honest or for being straight forward with a client, for the love of god, find something else. The trick many engineers lack is how to be honest and straight forward without being condescending or too apologist with a client. The reality is, that guy on the other end of the phone has the same job as you have - pass along time or cost estimates that don't end up being patently false.

      I would really hope that if you call salespeople who do this often on it more than a few times, your management will resolve it by correcting their behavior or not retaining his or her employment contract.

      --
      "Old man yells at systemd"
    4. Re:Presentation versus inside guts by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      they will often tell a potential client that a required feature will takes days/weeks when the developer has already told them it's more like weeks/months.

      Perhaps keep track of the abuses and address the top abusers in private. Say something like, "Our IT staff finds this kind of activity very frustrating. I'm letting you know in private that you appear to be one of the top culprits of this practice and I'm giving you the opportunity to police yourself before making it a public issue. We don't want any animosity. We realize that delivery time is important to the clients, but we have to also be realistic and not burn out all our candles for just a single sale."
         

    5. Re:Presentation versus inside guts by try_anything · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In my experience there can be a persistent problem where sales guys have no understanding of the product or service they're supposed to sell. Their managers know it, the engineering managers know it, executives know it, but the situation is tolerated and the sales guys are expected to keep on selling. Don't ask me why, but I've seen people tolerate that state of affairs for years as if there were no cure for it.

    6. Re:Presentation versus inside guts by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Too right, I've worked in a number of places where the sales team has no clue at all what the operational team do. In some cases I don't think they've ever met. In one of the places I worked at, in a big multinational company, this created an interesting scenario where almost every single contract contained clauses which were literally impossible for us to actually deliver with associated penalty payments for non delivery of it. The more money they lost the harder they must have been pushing the sales staff because the number of ridiculously impossible deliverables just kept increasing, along with the amount of money paid back to clients in penalty payments.

    7. Re:Presentation versus inside guts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only clients, but everyone.

      The biggest issue I see around is people lying. Sales people lie, the programmers lie - sometimes it feels like I'm the only one telling the truth, and the consequence of that is the people in charge are often coming directly to me to get the real picture of whats going on. I never lie about status, if something is delayed better be frank about it now; if you keep saying it will hit the deadline and you miss you are in for a shitstorm rather than some rough weather.

      (AC because people read slashy)

    8. Re:Presentation versus inside guts by dbIII · · Score: 2, Insightful

      perception is everything

      This viewpoint is why China, India, and everyone else that is not blindly copying the USA is going to eat your lunch.

      We've had an entire generation of fad driven management that believe they don't need to have the slightest clue about what they are managing and that they have a right to prance about like Medieval Merchant Princes without having to have done anything get there apart from knowing the right people.

    9. Re:Presentation versus inside guts by mikael · · Score: 1

      The business philosophy of a consultancy is usually as follows:

      "It's the job of sales to tell the client what they want to hear, and make the sale, and sign the contract".

      "It's the job of the rest of the company to complete the contract".

      --
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    10. Re:Presentation versus inside guts by VendettaMF · · Score: 1

      You worked with Accenture, didn't you?

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    11. Re:Presentation versus inside guts by cptdondo · · Score: 1

      I used to work developing new products for a manufacturing outfit. Too often we would get a call from shipping, asking for widget X. We'd say, what's a widget X? What does it do?

      It would turn out that sales sold widget X to a customer based on customer demand. Widget X did not exist. They neglected to tell us engineers. We would find out only when the order was ready to ship.

      Then we would design something, go out back, interrupt the production guys in the welding or machine shop, fab up a prototype, and carry it over to shipping.

      Sales would get kudos for selling more stuff; we'd get dinged for poor productivity, and the production manager would be pissed off as all hell at us.

      Sales just never really understood that these things take time, and that shipping a half-tested prototype isn't a good thing.

    12. Re:Presentation versus inside guts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my company has recently changed some of this in sales. Sales folk don't get paid when a contract is signed, they get paid when the contract is fulfilled, so if there are contingencies in the contract they are putting themselves at risk.

      It will be interesting to see if this reduces the number of customer committed features that come down the pipe. I'm all for customer driven development, but developing a feature for one customer under a tight deadline is often bad for everyone.

    13. Re:Presentation versus inside guts by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      [perception is everything] This viewpoint is why China, India, and everyone else that is not blindly copying the USA is going to eat your lunch. We've had an entire generation of fad driven management ...

      But the US's comparative advantage *is* fads. Asia specializes in cheap labor and Europe in luxury goods. We can't do that, so instead specialize in fads.

    14. Re:Presentation versus inside guts by Sadsfae · · Score: 1

      I tend to distrust sales people because they badly oversell the product.

      How about selling a product that doesn't exist, then casually telling you to make it.

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    15. Re:Presentation versus inside guts by dbIII · · Score: 1
      The US advantage for quite a while has been that just about anybody can come from anywhere to Silicon Valley or similar and get funding for their big idea they couldn't do at home - with the added advantage that they are knee deep in other supporting technology companies and tech workers. Back a few years ago it really wasn't that the USA was short of technical talent, it was that most of the best technical talent in the world went there.

      Unfortunately things have changed a lot over the last decade - the funding isn't there, the tech industries are moving and education standards have slipped so much that it would all be more easily done in India or Taiwan.

      Anyway, enough ranting with very rough generalisations. My exposure to US management is limited to the suprisingly large number of incompetant ones that get shipped off to Australia - either you are getting them out of the way so they won't do so much damage at home or you have a vast pool of management with "idle rich slaveowner" attitudes. The perception > reality behaviour they exhibit makes them very difficult to communicate with, impossible to trust and far too easy to mislead.

    16. Re:Presentation versus inside guts by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      education standards have slipped

      What they teach in school is mostly irrelevant to what people actually do on the job.
         

  12. I'm on the finance side by Haoie · · Score: 2, Informative

    And frankly, we don't really have any dealing with the IT department, outside of them wanting to order this, upgrade that. And them occasionally coming up to fix something.

    Not the closest relationship.

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    If each mistake being made is a new one, then progress is being made.
    1. Re:I'm on the finance side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm willing to say they're doing their job damn well. Stuff simply works.

    2. Re:I'm on the finance side by jagdish · · Score: 1

      what is a finance guy doing here on slashdot? Hmmm.

  13. Dude, where you been? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And, "Welcome to IT."

  14. Prior Experience.... by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am a consultant, so I get to see many different businesses. I have also worked for many prior to consulting.

    I can say that those that do not understand business fare poorly. On the flip side, those that understand business, but not the technology that they are supposedly in have problems as well. I have seen both.

    Both of those businesses are neither failing not advancing. They are just sort of hanging on. The businesses that understand both do quite well of course.

    --
    Try to hack my 31337 firewall!
  15. Programmer Priests by djupedal · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Back when mainframes were King, the 'operators' wore white lab coats and worked in their own cleaner-than-average, air conditioned rooms - if you needed a 'job' run, you had to meet with the programmers and negotiate your place in the queue.

    I called these types 'Programmer Priests'. Their style seemed reminiscent of history lessons that described Incan temple rites where the head priest would routinely trundle up the local pyramid, telling the villagers and King to wait while he consulted the Gods concerning whatever tragedy needed divine intervention that month.

    Outside of a good view and a supply of virgins, nice clothes and fresh fruit from the village, of course the Incan priests had nothing to do at the top... beyond theater.

    The early white coated programmers felt this same power. Everyone was at their whim - even their superiors. 'Be nice' or you'd wait for an eternity before the computer gods sent your answer back with the priests.
    That particular IT style persists today.

    I make it a habit to kick dirt on those types every chance I get...

    1. Re:Programmer Priests by Swampash · · Score: 1

      I make it a habit to kick dirt on those types every chance I get

      (golf clap)

    2. Re:Programmer Priests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Everyone was at their whim - even their superiors. 'Be nice' or you'd wait for an eternity before the computer gods sent your answer back with the priests.

      Ha ha ha! You finally figured it out. We have a magical bag of computer goodies -- perfect software, computational results, comprehensive reports -- and we hand out little shreds to you according to our whim.

      We decide what's possible, we decide how fast the computers run and how long it takes to produce your results. When we say, "Unfortunately, we can't do that in the requested time frame," what we're really thinking is, "Suck it, slave!"

      We love to tease you by pretending our tasks require time and work, and we even play the pity card by pretending that we take pride in delivering things as well and quickly as possible. Ha!

      Of course, instead of just hearing what's possible, how much it costs, and how long it takes, you'd really prefer to listen to us give comprehensive explanations of why those things take so long. Nah, that would be too easy. At least, it would be too easy to provide you with succinct, convincing explanations that make perfect sense to you. That wouldn't feed our power trip. Instead, we pretend that the explanations are technical in nature, requiring understanding of "bandwidth" and "processing speed" and "datasets."

      We never get tired of toying with you, not even when you abuse us, deprecate our competence, and question our sincerity. Bwa ha ha ha!

    3. Re:Programmer Priests by weilawei · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. (+1 Insightful) Why is this modded down? Is parody and sarcasm suddenly out of style? It's still a way to make a point.

    4. Re:Programmer Priests by MPAB · · Score: 1

      The Incas didn't have pyramids. You're being too reliant on Indiana Jones.

  16. And you were expecting what? by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously, tech and business really are two different worlds.

    The techies want to learn, deploy, do "cool things", etc. Whereas the business people want to make assloads of money. The problem comes in when these two worlds collide. The business people don't understand that when they change there mind with a complex (software) project, that it really isn't as simple as altering a pie chart on a presentation and takes some (if not a lot) of time. This makes them mad and then they come down on the IT people like they're just being lazy.

    The IT people know why things are the way they are, but the typical business person doesn't listen to explanations because in the business world explanations tend to be excuses and CYA. They don't understand that things are different in the IT field nor do they care. Nor do they realise that throwing money at a problem doesn't make it go away. As in, a bug doesn't care how much you're paid, it'll hide as long as it wants to.

    But, most of these problems occur because of poor project management. Back in the day, project managers were there to protect the people that they were managing. They were there so the IT people didn't get screwed. But, more and more over time, the project manager has become an extension of the client.

    No-one really seems to care that changing there minds constantly (sometimes back and forth) costs a profound amount of time and money. After all, why plan something out when it will waste someone (or someone else's company's) money and not yours.

    1. Re:And you were expecting what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, and technical people never want to make a ton of money doing something cool. Business people never want to do something cool that makes a ton of money.

      It's not hard for people under a certain age to figure this stuff out. I have a leg in both worlds at my company, and except for some of the usual crossed signals you find in any organization, it's easy to make the case for something cool that has a profitable upside or find a way to achieve a business goal in a cool way.

    2. Re:And you were expecting what? by awol · · Score: 3, Informative

      Maybe I was lucky, but more than a dozen years delivering major financial market projects and our project managers were always the good kind you describe above and the client always understood the time (and sometimes money) impact of Changes.

      HOWEVER, this was because we had, by this time, always established the trust between client and IT provider that meant;

      a) If we say "that's hard/expensive" it's because it is "hard" or "expensive"

      b) We did everything the client wanted to the extent that it did not compromise the success of the project. Success is a great motivator for the most flakey of clients

      In addition since we were an outside vendor (not just an internal IT department) we had the luxury of using price to focus the mind of those that would otherwise be changeable.

      What is intersting is that many of the clients in question had professional project managers themselves and despite the trials and tribulations along the way it was always a case of everyone being aware of what was necessary to get the project over the line.

      These project invariably would make front page news in the country in question in the event of a failure (finance pages at least :-) so the incentive was high.

      I think that is the key. Incentivise everyone to get the project live and it becomes more feasible that the project will succeed

      --
      "The first thing to do when you find yourself in a hole is stop digging."
    3. Re:And you were expecting what? by houghi · · Score: 1

      Seriously, tech and business really are two different worlds.

      In most cases it is. In many places I worked, each department was almost its own unit. So not just buiness and tech, but IT, Sales, Marketing, HR, Accounting, ...

      Each with their own manager and budget. A lot of conflicting interests between departments and especially with the IT department. They needed to keep cost as low as possible and other departments wanted automation as much as possible. So a lot of 'no, we won't do that, because of budget'.

      At some other companies where I worked there were smaller IT departments within the larger departments. The HUGE advantage was that they understood what those departments wanted and could come up with solutions, because they understood the problem AND still had an eye on budget.

      I also abuse the fact that most people dislike IT. OK, I know a little more about I then others (sometimes those inside IT) and what I do is come up with a solution. First I will see if the solution is possible for both and then I do the request.

      At a certain point they will notice that I do not ask things that are not possible or unreasonable and that I speak their language. The result is that I get much more done and faster then almost anybody. To me that is important, as we depend heavily (more then any other department) on the well functioning of out IT related things.

      Howvere having a SPOC for each department (with followup) is a real good thing. Include them in projects and it will become their project as well. Or in other words Social Engineering is a very powerful tool to hack people.

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      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    4. Re:And you were expecting what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No-one really seems to care that changing there minds constantly (sometimes back and forth) costs a profound amount of time and money. After all, why plan something out when it will waste someone (or someone else's company's) money and not yours.

      If that's the problem, then you should hire more IT people who don't care. I.e. if business will fund changing requirements, then staff up to handle it.

      This also can be a sign of bad architecture. A good architecture should be robust in the face of changing requirements. If you find yourself changing architecture to meet changing requirements, it generally means that the architecture is flawed.

      It is the nature of business to change requirements. Project managers cannot (and should not) save developers from this. That only results in bad software that stays bad (as requirements are forced to meet architecture rather than fixing architecture to meet requirements).

      You also may need additional designers and usability experts. These are people who are comfortable talking to business and gathering needs. It may even be worth assigning that team some developers to prototype things so that business can better evaluate it.

      What I'm hearing from your post is that offends you when business changes requirements. That's a bad place to be emotionally and it exacerbates the friction with business. Why do you care that business is wasting money? They're wasting money on your department! Charge them for it. Stop asking business to stop being business and change organizationally to handle it.

    5. Re:And you were expecting what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be silly. The problem is not that they don't know how costly changes are. The problem is that they KNOW that yelling at people makes those change hapen faster, no matter what. There will always be some poor soul to fix the mess.
      Remember yesterday people saying that management is about people? Well, that's why.

    6. Re:And you were expecting what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IT typically is given a dim view because regardless of how proactive they are, they do not actively participate in the process.

      Make a weekly report about the system and drop it on the bosses desk.

      Stop continually buying stupid $$$ programs like microsoft word or AutoCAD and figure out better alternatives and keep hammering the boss until he relents.

      Or buy older copies of the programs or keep track of old versions better.

      Keep talking to your suppliers and try to get better prices for things.

      Routinely go through the server and organize things better... better yet come up with a organizational system and make a presentation about it or write it up and put it into a manual.

      I've found that IT typically is reactive to any situation, which only pisses off management. Set up meetings, don't be so casual about everything, and figure out ways to insert yourself into the bloodstream of the company. A well run computer system is like a well run department, it makes an unbelievable difference. Just because you're sitting there all day installing programs and configuring the servers doesn't mean jack - you can't just get by changing the oil on your car.

    7. Re:And you were expecting what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's spelt "their".

    8. Re:And you were expecting what? by Meorah · · Score: 1

      "Why do you care that business is wasting money?"

      Because I doubt that the business is going to be able to come up with a cost-of-living raise that approaches 10%, and I doubt even more that they will be able to come up with a merit increase that goes above cost-of-living.

      --
      Protector of Capitalist views,
      Meorah
    9. Re:And you were expecting what? by D+Ninja · · Score: 1

      The business people don't understand that when they change there mind with a complex (software) project, that it really isn't as simple as altering a pie chart on a presentation and takes some (if not a lot) of time. This makes them mad and then they come down on the IT people like they're just being lazy.

      Don't know where I heard this quote from (probably here), but: Computer science is the only industry where adding a new wing onto a house is considered a 'simple change.'

    10. Re:And you were expecting what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd take your comment more seriously if you knew the difference between "there" and "their".

    11. Re:And you were expecting what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always had animosity towards the business culture, seeing it as greedy or unrealistic in their goals, but their failure to see my hardship on the job is also my failure to educate them. You can't expect a business person to be educated in engineering or programming. But you'd be lucky to find someone with that common bridge.

      Now that I'm self-employed contractor, I can appreciate the business side a bit more. It's hard to find clients in the first place, and it's even harder to keep them. What do you tell them when a piece of code keeps getting delayed past the delivery date? "Tough luck, I'm trying to do something cool here; add a widget there." And that they should hire me again next month? Hells, I need money to pay my bills. I'm sure your employer has to get the accounts receivable working, otherwise no one gets their paycheck on time, but you might not see it immediately if they have large reserves to keep operations going for months.

      Yes, being a businessman is a bit like being a car salesman. Or rather, just a salesman. And it sucks, but somebody's gotta do it. And the good ones are the ones who excel at communicating. I've seen too many geeks who can barely speak to the Average Joe beyond Battlestar Galactica - how do you expect them to explain a piece of code their own parents can't understand?

      Communication is hard. Very hard. It's not necessarily that you're at fault, but the other side may lack the skill. You might be used to speaking to your peers a certain way, but the rest of the world doesn't.

      What I realized is that I can't expect everyone to be a programmer/ engineer. But when words fail, show a chart with projected productivity and revenue. Charts are the most basic form of communication, yet effective. However, a good business person can automatically adjust their geek speak to the level of their clients' understanding.

    12. Re:And you were expecting what? by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      Well-deserved mod points. Very keen insight into the underlying motivators in IT vs. Business. That's the first time I've considered the way business might interpret the "why" of an issue. Thanks for posting!

      --
      I use irony whenever I can, but my shirts are still wrinkled...
    13. Re:And you were expecting what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's spelled "spelled".

    14. Re:And you were expecting what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd take your comment more seriously if you knew the difference between an elephant and a mailbox.

    15. Re:And you were expecting what? by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Business people never want to do something cool that makes a ton of money.

      No. No they don't. I've even been told that polish and ease-of-use doesn't matter and actually just cut into the bottom line. They just want to make money and don't care if it's cool. And that, my friends, is the crux of this entire discussion.

  17. More like Business Vs Tech by lordsid · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm serious when I say the company I work at is more anti-tech then its tech department is "anti-business". People hate change, simple as that. Fortunately time takes care of those people, albeit slowly.

    I view my users as just that, users. I support them. They do their job. They support me financially. I appreciate and recognize this symbiosis. Without them I wouldn't have a job and without me their job would be all but impossible.

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    IMAGE VERIFICATION IS EVIL!
  18. That's normal by VincenzoRomano · · Score: 1

    There's always been a difference between people doing things and poeple talking (and doing business) with things.
    Of course, only the former rule.

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    Maybe Computers will never be as intelligent as Humans.
    For sure they won't ever become so stupid. [VR-1988]
  19. Polish up your resume and look for a tech company by viking80 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First, if you work for a company in the financial industry, polish up your resume. Stock up on office supplies as well. You might be in for a tough ride, and be ready to jump ship.

    Secondly, if you do IT, work for an IT company. Forget about adversaries, and other BS. Have you ever seen the IT manager promoted to run a financial institution or a hospital, or a become partner in a law firm?

          NO.

    But try out a tech company, and you will find that your bosses boss is a tech guy and that there is no ceiling for promotions.

    The whole culture at a tech company will also be much more to your liking. Go have lunch at Google, Microsoft, Cisco, Yahoo or many other, and you will probably know what I mean.

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  20. I'm anti-business by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 3, Funny

    Correction, I'm anti-YOUR-business. My company is GigantoMegaMonopoly Inc. and we're going to EAT you.

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    Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
  21. It's a two-way street. by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    Technical people often get overinflated egos about their importance to the overall business.

    Non-technical people tend to treat technical people like dirt.

  22. Difference in Motivation by Strider- · · Score: 3, Informative

    I think the single biggest reason for the conflict between Business and Techies is one of motivation. Those on the business side are typically there to make stupid amounts of money. The technology is there to make money, end of story. On the other side of the coin, is the techies who are there to do "cool shit" and generally have fun and learn. While the money is nice, and they usually wouldn't do the work for free, it's not the primary motivation. This leads to the natural collision of worldviews. The techies want to do cool stuff, get it done right, and then maybe sell it. The business folk want to get it out the door for as littl emoney as possible.

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    1. Re:Difference in Motivation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up, 100% right on. I want to add something to this, but I think you've said it all.

  23. Not just big companies by Itninja · · Score: 1

    In a past job I worked for a small, $million+/year company with only about 12 employees. I was the IT department of one. I sat in a A/C room with a single rack of servers. Even at this small scale the managers and owners had feeling ranging from apathy to naked disgust for what I did. None of then understood it. All they knew was I was costing the company money and not 'making anything'. I would try to point out that nearly all in revenue the company made was dependent on my systems working properly.....but it was to no avail. Despite getting paid well after about 9 years I was done. They paid me well and handed out bonuses like water, but I finally ended up going to work for a non-profit last year. It's amazing how much more pleasure I get from my work when providing excellent service, not maximizing profit, is what I strive for.

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    1. Re:Not just big companies by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      So where is that company today?

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      I've got you beat. I am one pirate.

    2. Re:Not just big companies by Itninja · · Score: 1

      Oh, they're still around. Albeit the ownership stopped all the ecommerce because nobody knows how to process 'all those web sales'. They also out-sourced all their IT work to some company called CMIT. They made (IMO) a giant step backward technologically speaking. I have had lunch with my former boss a couple of times since I left. He says things are fine, but he misses having computer problems fixed right away. Instead he has to wait until the tech makes his weekly visit (and paying CMIT nearly the same as he was paying me).

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  24. tech vs. business by Samarian+Hillbilly · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've found this to be true in large companies as well. But I think it's healthy. One of the reasons why I like to work for a large company is so I can focus on tech issues and ignore the rest. I don't want to know what marketing is doing!

  25. Why do businesses even have IT departments by mosb1000 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Wouldn't it be simpler and better to contract that out? Here are the benefits:

    Cost. There's no need to hire and maintain unnecessary staff. If there's an emergency, the contractor can bring in more people to handle it, but most of the time they won't need to dedicate even one full-time staffer to your office.

    Versatility. The contractor will work with many clients and many environments. That means that they will have a diversity of experience that will allow them to deal with problems quickly. They will also have the experience to point out better solutions.

    Employee satisfaction. The contractors personnel will need to be respectful and courteous to your staffers, or else you will find a different contractor. They will work to find solutions (and charge you more money) rather than making excuses about why your problem can't be solved so they can stay in their budget.

    Come to think of it, maybe I should start a business doing this for people.

    1. Re:Why do businesses even have IT departments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats the situation I have where I am working now. There is a mix of full time staff and consultants. The idea as you say is you can dynamicly grow and shrink as economic times progress. However it dosn't seem to work. The issue is that you dont retain any knowledge of how things work when the contractors leave. Not only that when you have a mix of full time and contractors you get a "us" vs "them" mentality which is hard to shake. We have teams working on projects which are run totally by the consultants. They wont let the full timers in and let them learn how it works or provide input. Then when it comes to support the application the full timers get grilled for not knowing how it works.

      Just recently 3 people spent the best part of a month diagnosing a bug in a live system. All well and fine, but the estimate for them to create it initally was a single month. Had they made it the bug would have been easier to find and fix as they would have known how the system worked.

      So yes while its brilliant from a business perspective its very hard to pull off.

    2. Re:Why do businesses even have IT departments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cost. There's no need to hire and maintain unnecessary staff. If there's an emergency, the contractor can bring in more people to handle it, but most of the time they won't need to dedicate even one full-time staffer to your office.

      Way to propose a silver bullet! You should be in management... not where I work though.

    3. Re:Why do businesses even have IT departments by religious+freak · · Score: 3, Informative

      ...like it hasn't been tried before?

      Nice try, but the downsides include:
      Cost - not cheaper over the long term
      Consistency - who is your go to guy/gal? I dunno, I think he's just been replaced
      Uptime - hey our server's down, let me call - wait, how much does this contract dude cost after hours?
      Quality - The contractor said Apu Nahasapimapedalan knows exactly what he's doing, and they're only charging $200/hr. I don't think he speaks any English though.
      Overpromising - Well, anyone that's worked in IT for any length of time and has worked with an outside firm knows what I'm talking about here. 'Nuff said.

      Those are just off the top of my head. If you're talking about a network admin or something along those lines, complete outsourcing may work for very, very small offices, but when you get over, maybe one person, you really need your own.

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    4. Re:Why do businesses even have IT departments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess, you're a business major, right?

    5. Re:Why do businesses even have IT departments by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      engineer

    6. Re:Why do businesses even have IT departments by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      It can't possibly be worse than what we have now.

    7. Re:Why do businesses even have IT departments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shh, you're being a negative techie!

    8. Re:Why do businesses even have IT departments by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 1

      Not for long, you aren't.

      Your "solution" reads like an MBA proposal. Welcome to business school. There's a three drink minimum; please exchange your soul for a martini at the door.

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    9. Re:Why do businesses even have IT departments by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      It doesn't make sense to include a division within your business that does not deal with your core business. You will end up introducing a set of competing priorities. Your staff needs to work together as a team. The last thing you need is the us vs. them mentality that the poster was talking about.

      And for your information I would not become a manager because I hate hierarchal business organization, and authority structures in general.

    10. Re:Why do businesses even have IT departments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, yes, and here are the downsides to outsourcing:

      Availability: You will probably not the only client of the contractor. That means you will have to wait your turn when anything comes up, because the contractor's staff will of course work for some other client when you don't need them. Of course, you can always negotiate a contract for 24/7 service, but that'll cost you about as much as hiring the tech staff yourself, plus a nice cut for the contractor.

      Knowledge of your business: The contractor works with many clients. This means he won't know your needs all that well. So you end up explaining the way you need to set up your stuff every time you make a support call. If you're lucky, you'll do your explaining to someone who at least speaks your language natively. If you're not so lucky, you get a nice language barrier with adherent misunderstandings into the bargain.

    11. Re:Why do businesses even have IT departments by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      I use contractors all the time, and that's not how they do it. They have a client manager who is the only person I will usually deal with, unless he's away. He will assign out my task to someone else within the business, usually someone I've worked with before unless no one I'm familiar with is available. Granted, I work mostly with construction contractors or laboratories, but it works quite well nonetheless.

    12. Re:Why do businesses even have IT departments by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      This is roughly the business I do - mostly architecture work for companies who don't need a really-good architecture guy on staff full time. So, they get to pay me a small fraction of the cost of that guy mostly sitting at his desk and get the same work done. I get to focus on the high-end stuff that I like, so win-win.

      But there's a pressing need to have full-time IT as well. The full-time IT folks understand the intricacies of the business, they know everybody, they handle routine problems, account creation, user support, etc., and, yes, they change toner cartridges. Maybe I'll set up nagios for them so that they know when the toner cartridge is about to run out and create an RT ticket for them. (e.g.)

      I used to try to help companies that wanted no on-site IT, and it just doesn't work. Maybe someday computers will work better than they do now, but for now stuff breaks and people have urgent needs. And it's not like the cheap companies are going to buy the gear you need for proper redundancy and remote access.

      IT workers for on-site stuff and contractors where hiring full-time is economically inefficient is the sweet spot.

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    13. Re:Why do businesses even have IT departments by profke · · Score: 1

      >Cost

      While it is true that you are not hireing people you don't need, outsourcing is not always cheaper. What you lose is just what is being talked here about: connection between IT and business.
      The IT-people you hire will not (always) know your business; thus, they will not (always) be able to provide the most optimum solution. Unless you spend a lot of time (ie: money) to explain it to them...

      >Versatility:
      Not always a benefit. I hate resume's that list 10 programming languages that state that you 'excell' in all of them. No way! Allso: a business should (more or less) pick one environment, and stick to it for a few years. You don't want 10 languages used in your business...

      >Employee satisfaction
      This might be achieved. But only if you hire really goed, thus, really expensive, contractors.

    14. Re:Why do businesses even have IT departments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's give tapes with 10 million client account details to someone we don't know, can't vet and can't fire. That's what happens when you outsource. Sorry.

    15. Re:Why do businesses even have IT departments by anw · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have been the director responsible for IT in a mid sized company, and we explored these options. I have a strong tech background.

      The problem is there are three types of contractors

      1. Cowboys. These will quote a very low rate. The job usually won't get done. The cost of fixing the mess will be astronomical.
      2. Honest small firms. These will quote a high rate, and want everything nailed down ahead of time as to what is and is not their responsibility. Usually the business doesn't pay enough attention to this - in fact, usually doesn't know in advance what it wants, and then gets upset when the contractor says 'Well, you agreed to this deal". AS far as the business is concerned, this is exactly the same as not getting the job done.
      3. The big boys, usually associated with auditing firms and the like. These guys charge obscene amounts of money, far far more than having your own IT staff. But they will be nice and respectful to business people, and always have front men in suits with lots of graphs and powerpoint presentations. They also usually won't get the job done, but will be able to convince management that what they got was even better.

      Now of course there is outsourcing to India. This is usually an amalgam of 1 and 3.

    16. Re:Why do businesses even have IT departments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of outfits do this based on this line of reasoning. It usually fails due to some combination of:

      Site-specific knowledge. Plumbing and electricity work the same way everywhere. Your custom database, weird security setup, funky application, or bizarre routing structure, on the other hand, is not unlikely to take some time to figure out. In the case of a contracted solution, someone new has to figure out how the first guy reinvented the wheel every single time it has a problem.

      Contractor dissatisfaction. Having done a large amount of underpaid shitty contract work in my time, I can say the attitude that "I am not here to take shit off of you" is a little more prevalent than you'd like to think. Good IT grunts tend to stir around a lot due to job dissatisfaction issues. Retaining the guy who knows exactly how to fix your customers' problems is a non-trivial task (which leads back to the previous point about re-inventing the wheel every time it breaks).

      Cost. This usually winds up being some sort of break-even budget shell game. "We saved on headcount but lost on maintenance contracts" could just as easily become "we saved on contracts but increased our headcount" depending on your needs.

    17. Re:Why do businesses even have IT departments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason this does not happen more is because contrary to what many folks here believe, a good IT department DOES understand the business and because of that can (usually) find better solutions for issues than external consultants.

      Quick example:

      Back in 1996 I was working for a major insurance firm in their call center. I was a consultant, but the callcenter was about 40% employees.

      they decided to bring in an external company to replace the call center. Us consultants were let go, not big suprise. But the employees were offered positions in the new outsourced world. some took the jobs with the new employer, but there was a huge exodus.

      6 Months later the insurance company cancelled the contract with the external company because they were unable to provide the level of support the company was used to.

      outsourcing some jobs can make sense, but anything customer facing (support call center, business analysts, etc) job should remain in house. There are too many obstacles in having external people trying to interact directly with business users.

    18. Re:Why do businesses even have IT departments by hesiod · · Score: 1

      I guess that means that all the managers/supervisors should be outsourced as well. Your receptionists should be a call center in India. Oh and everyone involved in billing, assuming you aren't an accountancy firm.

      This may seem like a nice idea, but it doesn't always work too well that way.

    19. Re:Why do businesses even have IT departments by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      No, those people work directly with your core business, taking calls from customers and working with clients or subcontractors, or sending them bills. But your IT staff doesn't work with or do work for your customers.

    20. Re:Why do businesses even have IT departments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IT is always involved within the core business. Sure, they're not selling a product but then again neither is accounting. Do you seriously think it'll get rid of the "us and them" mentality? It'll more likely become compounded since it really is "us and them" then. The contractors don't need to be courteous. They will likely have other clients and so losing a contract isn't as bigger deal as a permanent employee losing their job and thus their income.

    21. Re:Why do businesses even have IT departments by WerewolfOfVulcan · · Score: 1

      In-house geeks can provide far more than just IT skills. You just have to have a CEO that knows how to exploit (the good way) our abilities to analyze processes, recognize patterns, and generally think outside the box. Those abilities are just as useful in the physical world as they are inside a machine.

    22. Re:Why do businesses even have IT departments by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      In reality it is much harder to fire an employee than it is to switch contractors. It's also mean, so people won't do it unless the employee has really screwed up. It is also a better arrangement for the contractor, since as you say they have other clients so they can afford to say no to unreasonable demands.

    23. Re:Why do businesses even have IT departments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually this is very common for small and medium-sized businesses. But if the environment is very large/complex/dynamic, you will need full-time staff.

    24. Re:Why do businesses even have IT departments by trdrstv · · Score: 1
      Cost is a very dubious claim. - How much is your downtime worth?

      What are the SLA's for the outsourcing company? How fast can they get there? What is the recourse if they fail to meet it? How expensive is it for any of your critical systems to be down? What is the learning curve for an outsourcing company to come in and look at it? Did they set it up? What's the upfront costs to that? What if they go under?

      Time is the one commodity that limits everyone, and every minute a critical system is down it costs the business money.

    25. Re:Why do businesses even have IT departments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Cost. There's no need to hire and maintain unnecessary staff. If there's an emergency, the contractor can bring in more people to handle it, but most of the time they won't need to dedicate even one full-time staffer to your office."
                If there's an emergency, the contractor will have noone on site, they'll have to bring people in to fix any problems. Having one person at least on site will make sure problems are caught early before they are big problems for a business that's truly 24/7.

      "Versatility. The contractor will work with many clients and many environments. That means that they will have a diversity of experience that will allow them to deal with problems quickly. They will also have the experience to point out better solutions."
                The contractor will have little experience with your sites particular situation. The solution to almost any IT problem will be "gut and replace". They will focus on using a fixed set of software to run your IT services, whether it's the better solution or not. (Individual contractors wouldn't fit this description, but these IT contracting firms would.)

      "Employee satisfaction. The contractors personnel will need to be respectful and courteous to your staffers, or else you will find a different contractor. They will work to find solutions (and charge you more money) rather than making excuses about why your problem can't be solved so they can stay in their budget."
                (In the case of some contracting firms) the person actually doing the work is making like $10-20/hour, with the contracting company taking a vast percentage of the cut. They are probably looking for a "real job" while they contract. (Note: doesn't apply for individual contractors. But, they wouldn't have extra staff for emergencies etc. mentioned above.)

  26. Quantitative techniques in business by try_anything · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In my experience the biggest driver of tech's disdain for business is the farcical nature of some managers' attempts at quantifying certain aspects of their business.

    All businesses manage to quantify a few things extremely well -- payroll, revenue, taxes, and so forth. There are many other things that can be quantified in a useful way. However, many business types engage in persistent fantasies about quantifying things like programmer productivity, ROI on buying software tools, and the effect of different business methodologies. Quantifying things is an excellent idea, but it's so overwhelmingly difficult to measure things like management productivity and (God help us all) "project velocity" that 98.6% of all attempts to do so are essentially fraudulent -- just as dishonest as if I pretended that number I just read off my rectal thermometer had any meaning more precise than "most."

    Engineers are likely to feel a little twitchy just looking at the number "98.6" because they associate it with the classic overprecise and somewhat incorrect statement that normal body temperature is 98.6 degrees fahrenheit. If that number annoys us, what do you think we feel like when some business type says we should use Scrum because 87% of all enterprise-scale software projects come in 50% over budget, while only 63% of Scrum projects come in 50% over budget? Whenever engineers and business types speak in a common language (mathematics, logic, statistics, controlled studies) it turns out that the business types come off as STUPID, GULLIBLE, OVERCONFIDENT, AND FULL OF SHIT.

    Which is not to say that business types are stupid. There are honest and intelligent managers who aspire to quantitative precision and may work very hard at it, but they don't go around waving numbers and graphs because they know the results are extremely difficult to interpret -- more "food for thought" than "results." The guys who make a big deal out of numbers like the ones in the last paragraph are either con artists or victims of con artists. They think that making quantitatively precise comparisons of programming methodologies is a strategic managerial decision that you implement by repeating numbers you read in [blog summaries of] management journals, just like creativity is a lifestyle choice that you implement by your choice of haircut, clothing, and a certain brand of digital accessories. It never crosses their mind that it might be something intrinsically difficult that you can work really hard at without ever producing anything worth sharing -- that's how poorly they understand it.

    But it always seems like it's the guys who make up bullshit numbers who write the papers, run the consultancies, get the attention of upper management, and get put in charge of things they don't understand. Business types may have enough patience and faith in management to sit back and watch the pretenders rise meteorically and flame out, but engineers are used to calling bullshit on bullshit when numbers are involved.

    Anyway, I could go on, but you get the picture. Engineers accept that not everything can be quantified, and every business decision must, of necessity, rely heavily on guesswork, folklore, and intuition in addition to hard numbers. We can't accept that the business world is full of people who pretend otherwise, without any reasonable justification, and somehow escape being laughed at by their supervisors and peers.

    1. Re:Quantitative techniques in business by silentbozo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Amen. I think you've boiled it down to the basics - lack of respect from both sides.

      The suits consider IT the corporate equivalent of burger-flipping - something dirty that needs to be done, but could be done "better", "cheaper", and "faster", and preferably by interchangable, known quantities (hence the reliance on things like certification over actual skills.)

      The IT people who are any good basically see the suits as people who are full of shit who couldn't hack it in a real degree, so they went and got an MBA (and likely cheated in order to get it.) And then they get promoted despite having put in zero work compared to the engineers.

      Moral of the story. If you're any good, don't work for suits. Consult for them when they're desperate and you dictate all the terms, and can walk all the way to the bank laughing when their house of cards collapses (make sure to get your consulting checks cut regularly - if they start coming late or at all, you can cut your losses.)

    2. Re:Quantitative techniques in business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Deeper still, there is justified contempt from people genuinely trained in 'systems thinking' for the fallacious, unstable, invisible 'business models' used by managers who 1/ never document them and 2/ routinely deceive the accountants who are supposed to do so. Banking? Airlines? what next...

    3. Re:Quantitative techniques in business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      everything can be quantified...

      what sort of engineer doesn't believe in that?

      why do you think buildings don't collapse and planes fly? must be something you can't quantify

      you can quantify everything your just not thinking about your task correctly

    4. Re:Quantitative techniques in business by servognome · · Score: 1

      Quantifying things is an excellent idea, but it's so overwhelmingly difficult to measure things like management productivity and (God help us all) "project velocity" that 98.6% of all attempts to do so are essentially fraudulent -- just as dishonest as if I pretended that number I just read off my rectal thermometer had any meaning more precise than "most."

      The thing is to make meaningful decisions you HAVE TO try and quantify things. It's no different from engineering where you have to make assumptions and try to quantify unknowns.

      There are honest and intelligent managers who aspire to quantitative precision and may work very hard at it, but they don't go around waving numbers and graphs because they know the results are extremely difficult to interpret -- more "food for thought" than "results."

      Exactly, that's why it's important to have intelligent people, to make the tough decisions where there is little or no data. And I mean that not just leaders who go by "gut," but those who can take a limited data set, coupled with experience and take the appropriate action. The success of a business like the success of any project is how well you can account for unknowns, or tackle a problem from a different angle to minimize risk.

      It never crosses their mind that it might be something intrinsically difficult that you can work really hard at without ever producing anything worth sharing -- that's how poorly they understand it.

      At the same time, managers can make all the "right" decisions and the business still fail. It's important that everybody have a rudimentary understanding of all the systems involved in a business. Business oriented folks should be able to understand the tech in a general industry context, and tech folks should understand the finance & economic side of the industry. The problem is each side tends to be more interested in their own thing rather than understand the bigger picture.

      Anyway, I could go on, but you get the picture. Engineers accept that not everything can be quantified, and every business decision must, of necessity, rely heavily on guesswork, folklore, and intuition in addition to hard numbers

      Unless you have engineers going purely by instinct, they are at some level quantifying unknowns. Folklore, experience, and statistics allow engineers to account for variables and create general value ranges so that decisions can be intelligently made. When a customer comes up with a request for "project X" time and cost estimates from engineers don't just come out of thin air. Of course, the accuracy of quantifying unknowns isn't just a function of interpreting the data, it also is a function of the accuracy of the input data. Too often problems come with the latter.

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  27. Anon Y. Moose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes I have seen it, and it makes me sick to my stomach (I'm a tech dude too).

    Tech, IT etc are all functions of the business... the business does not exist for the benefit of IT!!

    In my opinion you can break any business down to three categories of people: Production (make it happen), Finance (fund it happening) and Management (making sure it happens roughly on time and budget). Each of these three sectors have their own vested interests.... what makes a harmonious company is when each sector respects the other's desires and goals FOR THE COMMON GOOD OF THE BUSINESS!!

  28. The golden rule applies... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 3, Interesting
    ...the guy with the gold makes the rules. Mutual animosity can be the basis of a fine business relationship if you're co-dependent enough.

    OTOH well, if you find (say) a good auto mechanic, see what the difference in your bill looks like depending on (a) how expensive a car you drive in with is, and (b) how close to peonage said mechanic is treated by said customer.

    I think independence may be the key -- if you work within the firm as a permanent (or long-term contractor) then the perception of your technical skills are diminished as time passes, as familiarity dilutes your apparent value. From outside the company, well, they may treat you like the auto mechanic in the above example or they may treat you like a saviour, the person who recovered their email / payroll / customer database.

    If they're rude, you have the option of legal retaliation when you give them the next quote -- if you don't want to deal with them, raise your contract rate to an absurdly high level. Either they'll ignore you or you'll be paid commensurate with the aggro involved (they can sneer at you all they want if you're driving the Porsche while they're driving the clapped-out 1972 Pinto, no?)

    That said, with the skills crisis here in Australia, engineers and skilled trades of any type are pretty well regarded due to the tight market, and that's probably why I don't see a lot of Tech-Business animosity.

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    1. Re:The golden rule applies... by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      Maybe I should move to Australia. How much does a good software developer make out there?

      I love Aussies - funner than shit, all of ya.

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    2. Re:The golden rule applies... by chesapeake · · Score: 1

      Depends on experience, but 80-100k for a leader of a small team as the senior programmer would about right. (Disclaimer: I'm not currently working in IT, although I was last year). IT jobs are pretty easy to come by in Brisbane if you have a small amount of clue. The starting salary may not be fantastic, but I've always found that after 6 months, the raises start coming.

      Just beware, the cost of living here is high compared to the US - I can't believe how cheap your clothes and books are (in LA, at least). $7 a paperback? Crazy - they're $25 here.

      Oh and watch out for the drop bears. Crazy bastards, they'll claw your eyes out. ;)

    3. Re:The golden rule applies... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      Yeah, my brother nearly lost a rib to a drop bear. Not a good idea to nap under a tree out in the bush.

      Books are very dear, but clothes can be pretty cheap if you know where to look. Can't say the same about shoes... but on the plus side anything made out of wood here will bug your eyes out compared to USA -- solid jarrah or myrtle furniture, made the old fashioned way by craftsmen who started out as apprentices when young. Jobs? Top-notch SAP architect $140-180k. Don't move to Sydney imho, better off way up north in Brisbane or either Melbourne (where I live) or Adelaide (where I occasionaly consider moving to). Brisbane unbelievably hot during summer, Adelaide can get that way, but have fantastic wineries. Melbourne if you like the rain, jobs in finance, trams, and football (especially football). If you're after quaint, they invented that word to describe Hobart. Tasmania has limited opportunities (small population) but unbelievably beautiful surrounds, forests, mountains, lakes and fish that you need a cricket bat to defend against.

      And don't drink that Foster's crap, it's sex in a canoe. Boags, Cascade, or Malt Shovel are what you drink after you die, if you've been good.

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  29. The age-old struggle by yorkshiredale · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The business guys want it fast, cheap, first.

    Engineering want it correct, perfect, however long it takes.

    There's the struggle.

    Any good business needs to strike a balance between the two. The tension is inevitable, and healthy.

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    1. Re:The age-old struggle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Old (but true) joke:

      For any project, the reality is that you can only have two of the following three: Good, Fast, Cheap.

    2. Re:The age-old struggle by ThomsonsPier · · Score: 1

      Another adage I recall which requires a compromise: the road to failure is paved with perfectionism; the road the success is paved with 'good enough'.

    3. Re:The age-old struggle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's another perspective from the engineering side: we (as in, me, at my current job) want to think things through properly and implement it (correctly, as you say!) in such a way that it can more easily be extended later.

      So when the INEVITABLE request comes 'Can you do what you did before, but this time show X or Y, or add Z' it's simpler to augment. Whereas a fast, cheap hack will satisfy the immediate need, but means that extensions down the line are harder to do, take longer, and are more brittle.

      As someone else comments in this discussion - most managers have no view beyond the short term. Whereas with a little bit of thought now, and a marginally extra time commitment, things can be a lot smoother down the line.

      Trying to get time to abstract out the core characteristics of a task is another struggle. Management don't care - just give me the exact answer to the exact question I posed. But that's for another post...

    4. Re:The age-old struggle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If by fast you mean short development time I'd say you can only get one of those...

    5. Re:The age-old struggle by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      True only for philosophies with low enough standards that "mediocrity" is a win-condition.

    6. Re:The age-old struggle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the business guys also want it perfect.

      Sadly, the universe doesn't work that way.

      Engineering can usually only cover 2 out of 4.
      So, we are lazy and underachieving.

    7. Re:The age-old struggle by Mark_in_Brazil · · Score: 1

      That's more than a joke. It's one of the basic principles of project management, as collected by the Project Management Institute.

      They put it a little differently, (here's another view of it for a fixed scope, which is the specific case to which the parent post refers), but the basics are what the parent said.

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    8. Re:The age-old struggle by BridgeBum · · Score: 1

      It's not just a principle of project management, it's also an RFC (1925, 7a):

      http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc1925.html

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  30. Don't Worry... by istartedi · · Score: 1

    Tech makes up about 40% of the total line of business staff, but the whole LOB is only a tiny percentage of the larger company in the financial industry.

    Don't worry. You should be laid off in the next few days when $large_financial_company goes bankrupt. Problem solved, partially. I understand that the homeless guys who use cardboard don't like the ones who use plastic sheeting and sticks.

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  31. Re:Polish up your resume and look for a tech compa by religious+freak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Nah, you guys work way too hard. Highly regulated industries are where it's at. I am a very small cog in a very large wheel, and I like it like that.

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  32. Corporate vs. IT by dexomn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In my experience, it is best to just nod and say as little as possible, even if you are at a nice place having dinner with an exec. Simply pass pertinent info along to a manager (Well the reason they can't copy that 7GB database to a win98 box is because fat32 does not support files that large.) and leave it at that. Do not pipe up in conferences or meetings because you are not the type that the company buys lunch for, and if you happen to be there at the meeting take that into consideration. Don't speak your mind because that's not what you are there for or they would have told you so. It sucks but that's the way life is. And most of all don't laugh when you are on a conference call with IT and corporate and some more important person asks a stupid question. Their job is to make money, and to outsource your job if it will be cheaper. Yeah it might be lame, but tell someone who is sitting fat and making 80k for doing non-technical work and demanding that IT do it yesterday and $20,000 under budget to do it right and you will be looking for a new job. Your argument has no weight there unless you are very special. Nod, say please and thank you, and do your job to the best of your ability and things will be "ok". Just my two bits*.

    *inflation

  33. Competitive culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All my life I've heard the phrase "healthy competition" used by leaders, educators, social scientists, etc. I think it's unhealthy, but I've rarely heard it challenged. Perhaps some people are very competitive by nature, and if someone doesn't channel it and give them an outlet (but never let them know it's a ruse) they become even more aggressive, anti-social, etc. So I think to some extent you will have competitive behaviour in any company, unless you take steps to filter out aggressive people in the hiring process, and get rid of any aggressors who make it through the process. Certainly don't reward aggression. Of course you will need at least 1 aggressive person to be the cop.

    When I was a kid, business-types stayed on their side of the fence, and tech-types stayed on ours. They didn't pretend to know a lot about what we did, nor vice-versa. We complained about each other, but didn't get as specific and detailed as the culture has become. I remember in the 1980s seeing engineers reading the Wall Street Journal, and very non-tech managers using tech terminology heavily in conversation as if they knew what they were talking about. I knew things were turning bad. (See: Fire Your IT Boss ) The competitiveness has no limits.

    I'm not so competitive, and would thrive and be very productive in a cooperative environment. Even in casual team sports, like volleyball, I find most people compete with their teammates far too much (and the team loses, duh.) I've played on teams of all mediocre players, but we kicked butt because we stuck together, encouraged each other, and played as a team, not 6 individuals. The same goes for companies I've worked for.

    Anybody know of any companies that screen out competitive people?

  34. Has nothing to do with perceived laziness by macraig · · Score: 0

    The reason business people hate technical people - engineers of all flavors - is because they are typically qualitative and their focus is on solving problems and making things work, NOT on advancing profit at the expense of everything else. In a sense, I think, engineers are far less greedy and much more egalitarian or socialistic than "business" types, who are inherently selfish. Engineers are focused on creation and maintenance and improvement.

    I take that back: suits don't hate technical people, they're scared of them. Imagine what would happen to the world and the suits' place in it if we actually had our way and a Technocracy emerged?

    1. Re:Has nothing to do with perceived laziness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly? I think if techs ran the world, we'd have some sort of bizarre Libertarian/Socialist/Communist hybrid government for 6 months, followed by world economic collapse and pure anarchy (the bad kind with a lowercase 'a', nost "Anarchist" kind). I am a technical person, and I tend to like technical people, but I recognize that we tend to have really weird and overly idealistic politic beliefs, and I sure as hell wouldn't want most of us to be running governments.

    2. Re:Has nothing to do with perceived laziness by linuxrocks123 · · Score: 1

      WTF. I thought your moderations remained in effect as long as you posted anonymously...

      Oh, well. I posted the parent comment and now my moderation (to an overlooked AC comment earlier in the thread) got undone now. Damn.

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    3. Re:Has nothing to do with perceived laziness by macraig · · Score: 1

      Technocracy aside, they really do fear us more than hate us. We can DO stuff, and they can't.

  35. The opposite is also true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've seen business people treat IT like crap, but I've also see IT do the same.

    A former coworker would always force business into doing this his way, because was the dev lead he knew more about the business and how they should be doing their job than they did. There were always problem with his stuff because ultimately it didn't help the business to accomplish it's goals.

    But basically we are all here (pick your company) to help the business. I know it is easier said than done, but listen to each other and leave the attitude at the door (Business *and* IT).

    It really pisses me off when either side blames the other for failures.

  36. Tech vs Business? by gringer · · Score: 1

    Silly, it's Tech vs. Magic.

    http://glest.org/en/index.php

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  37. Relevance by posinabox · · Score: 1

    Maybe you could clarify what anti-business refers to.

    I also work for a large financial institution (in the IT department). You point out that 40% of the staff are on the IT side converse to that you fail to point out that probably 95% (or more) of the business processes are driven by IT - bringing us back to the point, what do you mean bu anti-business?

  38. Indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing says Pro-Business more than opening up the source code to your profit making software.

    And nothing keeps customer satisfaction lower than buggy software made by a company that can't keep up with bug fixes nor customer suggestions. And nothing keeps company profits in as much distress as the infinite money drain that is software maintenance.

    What was your point again?

  39. Re:FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it's anti-bullshit.

    captcha: riddance

  40. Sounds like not enough MIS people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To grease the skids between them. :D

  41. common face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So by the above, shouldn't this story be titled "Janitorial vs Business"? Or "Secretarial vs business"? How about "Motor Pool vs Business"? After all tech isn't the only one people go running to when the shit hits the fan, nor is it the only ones that "sit on their asses".

  42. My experience -He's different. by Ostracus · · Score: 2, Informative

    "My business boss is not good at connecting the dots between cause and effect. He is not a logical thinker yet thinks he is."

    Sounds like you may want to grab one of those books about personality types and how to deal with them.

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    1. Re:My experience -He's different. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      "My business boss is not good at connecting the dots between cause and effect. He is not a logical thinker yet thinks he is."

      Sounds like you may want to grab one of those books about personality types and how to deal with them.

      I recommend my book. An excerpt is given below.

      GeminiDomino's Cow-Orker Identification Handbook

      Non-IT

      The Dabbler
      Quote: "I know just enough to be dangerous"
      Differential Diagnosis: Has three debuggers running in the background, because he was goofing around and doesn't know they launch at startup now. 2-4 hex editors, all graphical. OpenOffice Portable on a USB key. These were apparently all downloaded from some IP-address URL in the Ukraine, judging by the five-digit count of nastyware infections on his machine.
      Cure: Liberal application of ClueBat(TM).
      Note: May Rarely become "The Holy Grail."

      The Marginalizer
      Quote: "I don't know anything about that computer junk"
      DDx: Technically illiterate. Wants to download the web onto a floppy disk. Is too busy fellating potential clients to bother to learn how to save a proposal document in MS Word. When treatment for recto-cranial invasion is suggested, M will wave dismissively and chuckle smugly. Will often champion IT cutbacks to reduce costs, insisting that IT is a "cost center" and provides useful, but unessential, functions. This attitude will extend to developers, even in a software company.
      Will be heard rending garments and gnashing teeth when email times out due to sending himself a 1.5GB video from home. Cure: Apply Fire. Sweep remains into storm drain. Update user's never-used calendar to indicate a vacation to Belize starting the next day.

      Two-Face
      Quote: "Thanks a lot for the help, Bob! You really saved my neck--- Jesus, did you see that guy? I called him four hours ago to fix my printer and he gives me some excuse about a virus on the accounting server. Useless prick..."
      DDx: Two-Face's disposition towards any arbitrary individual is a deterministic function based on proximity to said individual, modified by whether or not said individual gives Two-Face what he wants. Warning: Extended exposure may be harmful or fatal.
      Cure: None.
      Treatment: Fulfill user's requests as quickly as possible within policies. If request is out of policy, provide the name, cell-phone, and home address of the policy maker, along with a long, arduous rationale as to why the policy exists solely to inconvenience two-face. Experienced handlers may be able to replace policy maker with another desired target, such as the CIO, and much hilarity will ensue.

      The Holy Grail
      Quote: "Oh, you've had to block Gmail? I'll just wait until I get home to download the picture of my Aunt Martha's new poodle. Thanks, Bob!"
      DDx: Level of knowledge varies. This cow-orker recognizes that some policies are intended for the good of the network, and which are feel-good corporate charlie-foxtrot's passed down from on high, and has a better than average chance of telling which is which. Blames IT for neither.
      Cure: No known cases. Current Theory is that this cow-orker must be created by burying a pink alicorn egg in a pile of angel semen on the night of a new moon. If sighted, beware. Cow-Orker is most likely Two-Face. ...

  43. Non-holistic management... by mccabem · · Score: 2, Informative

    Maybe it's just natural, but to me there is a dichotomy between business and operations in most companies today and fosters ignorance in both directions. Managers in most companies haven't a clue how things are done in the operational side, and to some extent the same is true in reverse for the operational people.

    My theory is that this is almost solely attributable to the general lack of ownership in business today. Almost everything is corporate now - even the managers don't own the place. When the owners leave, so does the clue-train. The tech's may still know how to operate things so the customers still remain happy, but its a long shot if the non-owning managers will ever have a clue beyond who they're trying (this week) to sell out to. They just pray that sales or ops (or both) doesn't melt down before they sell out.

    -Matt

  44. Lots of reasons ... by cafeman · · Score: 1

    IMHO, it's for a few reasons. Within the relationship, both sides use heavy amounts of jargon. IT comes across as being condescending and confusing, which can irritate the business. IT also doesn't have as detailed a knowledge of the business's operations, and so can get frustrated when the business becomes impatient and / or misses things when describing their processes and activities.

    If you look at it from the business's perspective, people who don't have anything to do with the business problem are getting to make the decision about what to use. That can be extremely irritating when the business has already made up their mind (rightly or wrongly) about what their preferred approach is.

    And, if you look at it from IT's perspective, it's can be extremely irritating that the business just doesn't understand or care about all the other things that are needed, such as maintainability, architectural integration, and so on.

    The other side is that IT is almost always a cost centre, while many lines of business are profit centres. This really dictates a certain culture - cost centres tend to focus on cost minimisation while profit centres focus on opportunities and growth. There's an inevitable cultural clash right there, but it's not limited to IT - it also happens with the accountants in finance and the sales team, for example.

    There's plenty of other reasons, but those come to the top of my mind.

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  45. Management vs Labor by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The "tech vs biz" feuds are an extension of the conflicts between management and labor. Tech divisions, though they have their own managers, are responsible for doing the production work of the company, while the biz offices are responsible for managing the company (and, ultimately, the tech division).

    The management vs labor conflict is as old as the division of labor. Tech vs biz is probably at least as old as the first person to market the inventor of the wheel's widget.

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    1. Re:Management vs Labor by cafeman · · Score: 1

      I think that's a little simplistic. For example, accountants very much do 'production work', as do many internal analysts (marketing or otherwise). And, the CIO and their direct reports are very much responsible for managing the company, at least in an internal sense. Almost all true IT managers spend far more time managing budgets, headcount, and teams than they do working on Linux.

      There may very well be a management vs. labour conflict (even though it's a bit of a dated idea), but I don't think it's analogous to IT vs. Business.

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    2. Re:Management vs Labor by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      What do accountants produce that the company sells? Unless it's simply an accountancy, nothing. And if it's an accountancy, there are separate accountants in the "business" part of the company, that manage the company, counting beans that just happen to be labeled "accounting hours". They're in management, not production.

      IT managers are managing the production department directly. They are not managing the corporation, except for the CTO or CIO. And that is one reason why the CTO/CIO is usually distrusted by even the IT managers below them, because they're management. To confirm the point, the feeling is usually mutual.

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    3. Re:Management vs Labor by cafeman · · Score: 1

      What does internal tech support produce that the company sells? What do the developers of internal HR / Pay / Billing systems produce that the company sells? It's the same principle.

      You could argue that the billing system is a 'saleable asset', but by that token, so are all the pricing decisions made by finance.

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    4. Re:Management vs Labor by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Internal tech support is part of the critical path of the production of the company's product, except the costs of supporting the "business" part, which is indeed a management cost. The accounting department is not in the critical path of producing the product, except for small costs in determining pricing. The internal HR/pay systems are, by that reckoning, part of management, though the billing systems, which support the sales department, are part of production.

      The large majority of those specific IT systems support the production cycle (which includes sales). But the parts that don't actually make the product, sell it, and collect the money to pay for materials and labor to make the product, are outside the production loop, and fall into the management loops.

      There's not a clear difference in "collar color" in modern businesses anymore. But there is still a difference between what work actually "does the company's job", and what other work is done to ensure that the company's job is done for the maximum profit of the owners, which has always been the distinction. "Management" vs labor is really just a standin for "owners vs workers". Seeing who works most directly for the owners vs who works most directly for the product (some would say "for the customers"), is a way to see that distinction more clearly.

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    5. Re:Management vs Labor by russotto · · Score: 1

      There may very well be a management vs. labour conflict (even though it's a bit of a dated idea), but I don't think it's analogous to IT vs. Business.

      There's two different conflicts here. One is staff versus line -- in non-tech companies, IT has a purely staff role, and are thus often not considered as important as those doing the primary business of the company. However, in technology firms, development organizations who are actually producing the product are "line", and the problem still exists. There, it may be management versus labor.

      The two conflicts, have been joined by the prevalent and pernicious view expressed by a few of the pro-business posters here -- that if you're not upper management and you're not directly making money for the company, you're of secondary importance, which means that only sales and upper management are important.

    6. Re:Management vs Labor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The management vs labor conflict is as old as the division of labor.

      This was never made clearer to me than when management sent us all to an outsider-provided two-day session entitled "IT as a service organization".

      No shit -- stay with me -- this was one of the case studies:

      You're a programmer. A co-worker leaves the company. He was supposed to be working on a project for HR. The only way HR knows he's left is when his paperwork cones across the HR manager's desk. So he calls your manager to get status on his project. Your manager sends you to paper over the fact that it's been ignored for weeks. His attitude is, "It's only HR."

      Problem statement: What do you tell the HR manager?

      Others in the session come up with all sorts of shit like it's the HR manager's fault for not monitoring progress on his project more closely. There's no suggestion that, having entrusted the project to IT, he should only need to be contacted if there's a problem. Generally the feeling is the programmer should "do the diplomatic thing."

      I opined that the ethical thing to do would be to tell the HR manager exactly what the true situation was, that I was sent to blow him off and would refuse to cover my own manager's dishonest ass.

      I couldn't believe the reaction of the others -- you'd think I'd just butchered a sheep on the new boardroom carpet.

    7. Re:Management vs Labor by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Labor's time is usually better spent producing more than covering its ass with something that doesn't produce anything. When it does work on CYA, it's management.

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  46. sensitive information, open to random guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    dont want joe blow walking in and having access to the bank accounts and cc#s of 100,000 people.

  47. Re:IT workers think of plumbers.... by Sobrique · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And when they're users like you, does that really come as much of a surprise?

  48. Re:Polish up your resume and look for a tech compa by jcr · · Score: 1

    you will find that your bosses boss is a tech guy

    Don't count on it. Microsoft and Sun, to name two, are run by suits.

    -jcr

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  49. Knowing what you talk about..... by Engineer42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is very rare to find 'business' people who understand technical issues, and yet they quite often tries to control deadlines, features etc. for technical projects, quite often against the recommendations of the technical people.

    This more often than not leads to delays (sometimes years!) which the business person then tries to blame the technical people.

    Essentially, most business people tries to put limits on all of these in projects: Resources, Features, Time, Quality Where technical people knows you can only limit 3 of the 4.

    So, in general the reason for the animosity from us techies is pretty simple. Most business people don't know what they're talking about, but pretend to know our area better than us (when they don't).

  50. Anti-business ? by netpixie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you think anyone is "anti-business" then you probably have a flawed idea of what "business" means.

    It is not a single cohesive thing, you can't look at a something and say "that's business" or something else and say "that's not business". It pervades and influences everything, a bit like the force, except not always good.

    Ask these techies "Do you like getting paid?" They will say "Yes" and that is part of "business"

    Ask them "Do you want to produce good products?" They will say "Yes" and that is part of "business"

    On the other hand ask them to follow some half-arsed "business" process that you've read about in a book and they may well tell you where to go.

    The fact that they are disagreeing with you doesn't mean they are anti-business, it means they are anti-you.

    1. Re:Anti-business ? by JoeDuncan · · Score: 1

      The fact that they are disagreeing with you doesn't mean they are anti-business, it means they are anti-you.

      You misunderstood the original poster. This IS what he meant. It could have more accurately been put "jeans vs suits". It has nothing to do with "business" per se. It's about the antipathy between people in a company who wear suits ("business" types) and those who don't (i.e. the techies wearing jeans and a t-shirt who sit in a basement all day).

      "Anti-business" in this context does not refer to being against business as in "conducting business" but rather being against the typical attitudes portrayed by people in suits towards people not in suits.

    2. Re:Anti-business ? by Sot32 · · Score: 1

      That's a pretty simplistic view, IMO. IT is paid for by the business, and therefore should be driven by the business. But therein lies the rub.... The business wants IT cost to be as low as possible. IT knows that the best way to reduce cost is to introduce hardware and software standards in order to minimize complexity: fewer variations means fewer support difficulties. But to the business, standards mean fewer options and less computing freedom: they're easily interpreted as "anti-business". Another item that surprisingly hasn't been mentioned is the impact of Sarbanes-Oxley (SOX). In many companies SOX has transformed IT into something completely different from what it was a few years ago. New requirements for "IT Controls" and the beaurocracy of change management have made IT organizations appear nearly impossible to work with while absorbing even more money than they did before. Does that make them "anti-business"? Well, let's just say that those things are required by law but contribute zero to profits.

  51. Common, but doesn't have to be by jandersen · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It is a very common phenomenon, in my experience; in most companies management seem to fawn upon the sales staff and the technical staff are just workers that can be replaced at a moment's notice. Which is of course nonsense; it would venture to say that despite appearances, the production staff are the one part that a company can't do without. And in the case of technical staff - it certainly takes something like up to a year before a developer is fully up to speed and delivers their full potential.

    The problem is one of respect - which is really a two-fold problem. One thing is the attitude of management - they need to fully realise how important the techies are and work towards integrating them in the decision processes of the company. They need to learn not just respect, but also how to show respect. As an example from a company I've been in: Management decided to introduce a reward scheme - your colleagues could nominate you to be a "Star" and the reward was... a horrible, star-shaped perspex sculpture. The sales and admin people loved it, but as I think you can guess, the techies did anything to avoid getting one of those. Now if the reqard had been something like the latest gadget, a technical manual or a TTY concole from the sixties with a built-in tape punch, that would have been great. Management hadn't learned how to communicate their respect to the technical staff, so they ended up feeling left out - again.

    But perhaps the more important thing is self-respect. Technically minded people are very often introverts, who easily feel left outside. Social skills don't come as easy to us, so we will often end up expecting failure in situations that are not withing our professional area. We need to learn to respect ourselves and realise that we are immensely valuable, not just for our technical skills, but also on a more personal level. The thing about being introverted is that you think about things. A lot. We are the kind of people that are willing and able to think about what people bring to us; you wouldn't believe how rare that actually is - we have a lot to give to people around us, if only we believe in ourselves. It takes a lot of courage, though - I know, because I have been through that process. I don't know how many times I have felt like I had put not only my foot in my mouth, but thick socks, slalom-boots and skis as well; you just pick yourself up, say never mind and laugh with people when they laugh at you.

  52. Sales guys like to over-sell by lena_10326 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    At one place I worked, there was enormous animosity between IT and Sales/Business Dev. It stemmed from them selling services and guaranteeing delivery dates on software that hadn't been created yet.

    So... it was a constant treadmill trying to play catchup to meet those ridiculous deadlines, which caused a lot of animosity from developers to sales.

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    1. Re:Sales guys like to over-sell by scrambledhelix · · Score: 1

      You work here too? Which building did they put you in?

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  53. The Dilbert Principle by PinkyDead · · Score: 3, Insightful

    (I see the tag already there for Dilbert).

    Originally you had the Peter principle: that everyone is promoted until they can't do the job - and that's where they stop. And then the Dilbert principal (which I present here as a serious conjecture) that everyone is promoted to the position where they can do the least damage.

    They're similar, obviously, but without a doubt my experience is that the Dilbert principal is the more correct - certainly in Dilbert like organizations.

    It leads to a problem of a "ruling" class of idiots - and the worst thing is that they equate "success" with ability. Hence, you have a manager, who, at best, knows the buzzwords within the technical group - but has no idea what he's talking about (I'm actually thinking of real people). They will generally then impose their will on the technical group, believing their own press, and make really terrible commitments. Now they have been promoted to the position where they can do least damage - so the tech group can ignore these commitments, and clients will equally treat them with contempt once they realize that the PHB has no power to deliver on them - however, there is a lot of goodwill lost in the meantime.

    Occasionally, you come across those who are governed by the Peter principal, and those guys (and gals) are really good. They also know when to shut up. But the larger the company, the more likely it is to be a Dilbert organization.

    If you need to know if you work for a Dilbert organization, just read some - it's absolutely terrifying how accurate it is sometimes.

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    1. Re:The Dilbert Principle by ThomsonsPier · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I also have seen this in life; most notably in government agencies where I have worked. In addition, it seems that, since management is now recognised as being a skill in its own right, managers often seem to drop straight in at the bottom of the management structure without ever having produced anything. As a result, the management tends to consist of fast-tracked graduates, often tracked so fast that they didn't have time to train on the way.

      I can't resist, sorry; how come you used the correct spelling of 'principle' twice and then the wrong one for the rest of the post?

    2. Re:The Dilbert Principle by PinkyDead · · Score: 1

      Princip.....leughh.

      I got confused, and had to post before my head exploded.

      I guess need more practise.... ah shit!

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  54. Why is more important than If.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think often this si run over and over, with no effective discussion on Why it occurs...

    Most of the posts here are on People becoming undervalued due to diligent work, and of examples of Business staff being unable to appreciate the work of Technical staff.

    The important factor here is that Business staff aren't technical staff. As such, they don't understand what you are doing, or why what you do is important.

    Instead of bleating about it, become constructive, provide some metrics that can be used by business staff to judge your performance on. Develop KPI's, develop a reporting scheme, even as little as a giant whiteboard with a list of things you are doing, and crossing off what is done.

    People don't want to have to understand tech to use it, most people don't understand how cars work, but can see the direct result of a mechanics work by driving their car to work with a greater than 95% success rate. They can see and appreciate it because there is a metric: Walk to work in the rain, or not walk to work in the rain...

  55. The answer is easier than it seems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Two rules:

    1 - Real World spins because of money, not gravitational forces, and businessmen control that flow of money. IE, they have the power techies have not.

    2 - A techie manipulate things while a businessman manipulates people.

    Conclusion: when problems occur and a techie has to defend him/herself against the businessman, usually it's the businessman who wins. This explain the frustration among techies.

    But...
    A techie can screw the businessman in multiple ways just by manipulating his gadgets. Just be sure not to be caught because the same energy that moves our world also fuels the justice system.

  56. Try the music biz as a tech by dontmakemethink · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Similar to my frequent dilemmas as a sound tech for live shows, balancing the needs of the musicians vs the needs of the venue/promoter. Do NOT get me started.

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    1. Re:Try the music biz as a tech by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      dont make me 5think, dont get me started, blah, blah - ha, I dare you!

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  57. Gifted managers needed by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Reconciling the distinct, sometimes conflicting needs of different groups is where good managers are priceless. If you've got that kind of antipathy between your tech people and your business people, someone has been doing something wrong. Tech is supposed to _enable_ people to do their work, not get in their way. And it can be fun in and of itself, which is why many of us do it.

    But they don't often pay us to have fun of our own, they want things to work well and not cost too much. As soon as your tech staff starts calling people 'lusers', and the secretaries leave things broken because it's just too much trouble to come to us for help, then our company or department should start looking for a new leader. Not just a new IT person: a new leader to help create those relationships.

    1. Re:Gifted managers needed by LiveRubberSideDown · · Score: 1

      For non-tech companies, IT leadership should stress the business they're in (they wouldn't have a job without that business). Here's how we approach it - we say we are clinical researchers with expertise in IT. Of course we're not clinical researchers and are not qualified to be but the change in mindset allows people to use their IT skills more effectively. The relationship between the business and IT improves dramatically with staff that take on this mindset. Granted only a certain percentage recognize this (10% in our case) but those that do become extremely valuable to the organization. These are also the folks that seem to enjoy their job more than others. If you don't want to acknowledge the business you're in, dust off the resume and find a software company where the world will revolve around you!

  58. It's cultural by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Business people lack it. They seem to care about things which we understand have no real importance. So we deal with it and build cool stuff anyway. I've had this everywhere to some extent.

  59. RFC 1925 by Tom · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Your answer is in RFC 1925, point (2) 7a:

    Good, fast, cheap - pick any two (you can't have all three)

    As techies our instinct goes to "good and fast". Almost without thinking. Business people, on the other hand, really are the exact opposite: "cheap" is the fixed value for them, and then they pick either good or fast depending on the specific project.

    The most common scenario is that the techie builds something, but isn't happy with it, rebuilds it, improves it, tests it, fixes bugs, continues on and on and on. You can see that very well in security. Techies hold entire conferences about which obscure, rarely encountered problems could under which very special circumstances provide a small chance that technology X could be circumvented.
    For business people "does the job" is all they need. If there's a 0.1% chance that a hypothetical attack can go straight through, say, your firewall, a techie will consider it broken. A business person thinks "let's get an insurance, at that failure rate the premium will be very affordable".

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    1. Re:RFC 1925 by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      You are misinterpreting "fast". Fast means "deliver it quickly", not "the application runs fast". IT people are often only interested in good. Business people want all three but will settle for fast (i.e. soon) and cheap with some arm twisting.

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      All I want is a secure system where it's easy to do anything I want. Is that too much to ask ~~ Randall Munroe
    2. Re:RFC 1925 by Tom · · Score: 1

      Actually, I get "fast", but I see where the misunderstanding comes from. I only explained the "good" - the "fast" would be the "oh, I can hack that up with 50 lines of Perl, come back in an hour". Which causes business people all kinds of shivers - at least the good ones, the ones who know you'll probably not be around anymore in five years, when the hack breaks (because they never replaced it with something good).

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      Assorted stuff I do sometimes: Lemuria.org
    3. Re:RFC 1925 by russotto · · Score: 1

      As techies our instinct goes to "good and fast". Almost without thinking. Business people, on the other hand, really are the exact opposite: "cheap" is the fixed value for them, and then they pick either good or fast depending on the specific project.

      My experience is that they generally pick "fast" and then complain when it isn't "good", or pick "good" and then move the deadlines up to demand "fast". Either way, development gets the blame. And if by some miracle of overinflated estimates development manages to pull off the right combination of good, cheap, and fast, who gets the bonuses? Not development.

      (what, bitter, me?)

  60. Becuase people are idiots. by tatermonkey · · Score: 1

    I left IT because I got tired of being blamed for problems the user caused. All they do is randomly click buttons , downloading everything, clicking I agree to whatever pops up on the web, think AOL is a good program, wonder why thier uber software from 1987 wont install on windows xp. They cant take responsibility for anything with an almost narcissistic attitude. The least you can do is confess as to why your comp is full of spyware. I can clearly see you have been looking at bestiality porn and CP. So just fess up instead of trying to blame me you stupid shit. I must not dwell on the past. It is not good for me. lol

    1. Re:Becuase people are idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You were probably incompetent too.

  61. Everyone should try the other side by mrboyd · · Score: 3, Insightful

    During my career I have been on many side of the fence and it all boils down to what we think is important to get the job down and a lack of understanding of the other guy's role.
    I have been a tech, developer in a software house, and the internal fight with the sale dept were daily occurrence. Some promises to a customer or some awful technical wording made it so we (tech) had to step up to the plate and "fix" something or implement some dumb feature overnight bypassing QA and all other SOP.
    I hated those guys.. can't they have their fact straights?

    Then I ended up in pre-sale and sale. I started with perfect technical speak, and it failed, message didn't register with the customers, so I dumbed it down, focused on the great colors, business efficiency, ROI, all that crap. It worked. And if you've done sale you know that every customer has a wish of x features your product can not do, so you try to explain to him how he could do otherwise with what's already there. Sometime the customer will be dead set and you know the concurrent can do xyz, and it's a 5 million dollar project and crap the profit will still be good even if you factor in tasking a dev for ten days to implements it. So you say yes. The company needs money and if it means annoying a guy in the dev team, well ... screw him.

    As an IT admin, there is nothing more annoying that a user who thinks that opening port xyz because he wants to use so and so application or doesn't understand why he cannot bittorent the latest whatever. As a non-IT admin, I don't really care what's your problem, if it gets in the way of me making money, you're a problem, not a solution.

    Having been on both side, I think it's all a matter of misunderstanding of how a company work and what makes it proficient. I think everyone should try to assess the question in term of "Is it good for the company" (efficiency and risk).
    And for their sake techies needs to take business classes and be able to lay down their analysis in terms someone from management can care about and cut on the tech speak.

    1. Re:Everyone should try the other side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And for their sake techies needs to take business classes and be able to lay down their analysis in terms someone from management can care about and cut on the tech speak.

      And that's exactly the root cause of all the problems discussed here -- the arrogant attitude that the lowly, though well-trained in their craft and otherwise professional, techies have to learn to "present a business case in terms management can understand", whereas management should never have to sully their well-manicured fingertips with flipping the pages of a book on the technical issues required to fulfill their fantasies.

      It would be like an old-time railroad executive telling engineering to build a steam boiler out of aluminum "because I understand it's lighter than steel and therefore uses less fuel to move.

      Despise me and I will despise you.

    2. Re:Everyone should try the other side by russotto · · Score: 1

      I have been a tech, developer in a software house, and the internal fight with the sale dept were daily occurrence. Some promises to a customer or some awful technical wording made it so we (tech) had to step up to the plate and "fix" something or implement some dumb feature overnight bypassing QA and all other SOP.
      I hated those guys.. can't they have their fact straights?

      Why should they? They write the check, YOUR ass has to make good on it, and they get the commission. If you can't make good on it, you get the blame from management, and the salesguy has already moved on to another prospect; sure, he lost that commission but he wouldn't have gotten it without making the promise anyway.

    3. Re:Everyone should try the other side by mrboyd · · Score: 1

      It was my point. :)
      But most tech like me before don't have a clue about the business side of things. Most of them don't realize where the money for their salary and budget comes from and why sometime they need to make compromise. On the other side, if you give free reign to a sales guy, you'll often end up having to graft a kitchen sink on a baby giraffe because the prospect like the idea.. That would obviously not work, client would feel betrayed, sue the company into bankruptcy and so on. ;)

  62. They also apply different standards by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We once installed a configurable system, and did months of testing to ensure it worked on all configurations, boundary cases, etc.

    This was an important financial system, and I know that if it had not worked as required there would have been hell to pay.

    Six months later someone decided to check our test data against the live configuration and found a very odd rule, giving people with worse credit histories better interest rates. We queried it and they said it was wrong but "why was the system so hard to understand".

    We brought up the original specifications, page diagrams etc. given by business and showed them that it worked in exactly the way they wanted it to. The "difficult to understand" argument was never done again. In fact the whole thing was put down to "just one of those things".

    The ID manager suggested that we could query the database and find out how many people were given a rate inappropriate for the risk - and maybe flag the accounts for quick follow up if they had arrears. Almost unbelievably we were told that on "under no circumstances were we to query the database for this information, as the results could be seen as unfair to the business unit concerned". This came from a board level director so we really had to comply.

    Again, had an IT problem lead to people being given the wrong rates we all know the first question would have been "How many people are affected and how much money is involved?". The second would have been "who was responsible?".

    I believe that the business see the IT department as a car and them as the drivers. If they take a route that leaves them crawling in traffic at 20mph its "one of those things". If the car only crawls along at 20mph its "totally unacceptable".

    1. Re:They also apply different standards by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I believe that the business see the IT department as a car and them as the drivers.

      Organizations view IT as a service - and as such just want them to fix problems. They are not viewed as part of the line operations; they're a cost center. Whether that is right or wrong is very debatable but nonetheless it is a reality. R&D is operations, fixing things whether it's a burned out light or a busted PC is service.As such, their survival and success depends on finding out what their customer needs and delivering that; as well as getting agreement on what they will do and how.

      If they take a route that leaves them crawling in traffic at 20mph its "one of those things". If the car only crawls along at 20mph its "totally unacceptable".

      In the first case it was their choice and error, in the second it's somebody else's fault. Guess what gets rationalized? It's no different than the IT guy saying the server went down - nothing we can do until it gets fixed. We all minimize our errors.

      This was an important financial system, and I know that if it had not worked as required there would have been hell to pay.

      Six months later someone decided to check our test data against the live configuration and found a very odd rule, giving people with worse credit histories better interest rates. We queried it and they said it was wrong but "why was the system so hard to understand".

      If it was so important why didn't they run some real rigourous testing that would catch such flaws? Let me guess - the implementation was pushing up against the due date and in order to meet schedule the testing was cut back. Been there, done that. One of the biggest causes of such problems, in my experience, is failure to properly scope the project and realistically estimate the time needed. IT underestimates the work load, the customer pushes for an unrealistic deadline; and you get a poor result.

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    2. Re:They also apply different standards by hab136 · · Score: 1

      Six months later someone decided to check our test data against the live configuration and found a very odd rule, giving people with worse credit histories better interest rates. We queried it and they said it was wrong but "why was the system so hard to understand".

      If it was so important why didn't they run some real rigourous testing that would catch such flaws? Let me guess - the implementation was pushing up against the due date and in order to meet schedule the testing was cut back. Been there, done that. One of the biggest causes of such problems, in my experience, is failure to properly scope the project and realistically estimate the time needed. IT underestimates the work load, the customer pushes for an unrealistic deadline; and you get a poor result.

      The way I read it:

      System is installed and tested against test data. Passes. (here is your rigorous testing)
      Business people have the ability to modify financial rules. They do so. They do not test, or willingly want the existing tests to fail.
      Techie runs original tests again, notices they no longer pass. Asks business units about it and is told to mind his own business.

    3. Re:They also apply different standards by sgtrock · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I just had to revisit this one:

      The ID manager suggested that we could query the database and find out how many people were given a rate inappropriate for the risk - and maybe flag the accounts for quick follow up if they had arrears. Almost unbelievably we were told that on "under no circumstances were we to query the database for this information, as the results could be seen as unfair to the business unit concerned". This came from a board level director so we really had to comply.

      Umm, excuse me? This is a financial institution director making a statement like this? I work in the financial industry, too. Ever heard of GLBA? SarBox? Does does this sitting member of the board realize he just put himself in line to be fitted for an orange jumpsuit?

    4. Re:They also apply different standards by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      My guess is he was worried that it would be such a large number that he would have been duty-bound to report it to the board, perhaps equipping himself for the orange jumpsuit even sooner.

  63. Managers do nothing, most of the time. by master_p · · Score: 1

    Managers do nothing significant, most of the time. If they do not push papers around, then they just talk and talk and talk...we, on the other hands, work our asses out 12 hours a day, doing real work, solving problems...

    There are few managers that really work: they think of new ideas, they manage, they lay out plans...most of the managers are fluff.

  64. Tech vs. Business/Management: That's quite common. by dg2fer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From my point of view, there's only a small number of companies where the Techs have a good relationship to the Business People or even Managers.

    The main reasons are, in my oppinion, management, and respect.

    As many others pointed out, the Tech doing his job best is the one you'll never see working because there are no problems with the IT infrastructure at all.

    The problem is: In most companies I know or worked for, the IT departement is managed by a business man -- not by a tech. This is a fundamental (management) mistake.

    Just do make it clear to everyone: Would you as business man like to discuss your great business plan with a non-business Tech, who then decides which way to go? No, of course not -- he'll hardly understand what your point is at all.

    So, why do they force the Techs to discuss new hardware, network expansions and other, highly tech-related stuff with a business man? He won't understand why, won't see the connections, the big picture in the background.

    The business people often tell the Techs that's part of the Tech's job to explain it in a way so the manager understands. Would you like (or even able) to explain your business plan to somebody knowing nothing about marketing and management at all? Giving him a crash course in Management/Marketing? And every time from the roots up, because next time he doesn't remember what you did talk about last time.

    No, you won't. So, don't force the Techs to do it the other way around. It's useless -- you'll perhaps get a little window where you can see a part of the big picture behind, but you won't be able to see it in total.

    By managing IT departements in this way, with a business man doing the decissions who has not the Tech background, you'll make a lot of false decissions. And the Techs are the ones having to deal with. No wonder they get fretted.

    If you want a smooth, productive IT departement, look for a Tech with some business/management skills and help him to tighten them. Ensure that the head of the IT departement is a Tech. Because he's accepted, he has the background, and he knows what he's talking about when he talks about your IT. And give him financial responsibility. He must be the one deciding which hardware to buy.

    I know a company here in Germany where the CTO and member of the board of directors at first a Tech and then business man. In the early days, he was one of the upper sysadmins. It's a big internet provider/hoster over here.

    I whish this would be the common situation in most companies.

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    The slighly overweight penguin.
  65. Re:IT workers think of plumbers.... by Stooshie · · Score: 1

    ... IT workers are some of the most arrogant pricks you will ever meet ...

    Some of them are. I wish I could find that clip from the BBC's "The Office" where Tim comes back and finds an IT worker "fixing" his computer. Brilliant!

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    America, Home of the Brave. ... .and the Squaw.
  66. Animosity of Purposes by Mutatis+Mutandis · · Score: 1

    In my experience, an animosity between 'business' and 'tech' can grow from both sides.

    The most common cause, I think, is a tendency of 'tech' people to bury themselves entirely in their own comfort zone, to do their IT stuff and not look at anything else. This is only too natural, especially when IT is organized as a separate department at high level, but it tends to result in a IT framework that is often irrelevant to the business and sometimes positively harmful. (Particularly grating on normal people is the Religion of IT Policy, according to which things need to be done purely because they are Policy.) Anyway, responsible IT people should always keep an eye on the overall picture and their mind focused on the company objectives.

    But it also frequently happens that the business side dismisses the technical side as mere infrastructure, and refuses to believe that doing the technical side better can actually be of benefit to the business. In the extreme case, if you put twelve managers in a room and feed them enough coffee, they will evidently conclude that the only thing that really matters is management, and everything else can be outsourced. Of course including the IT department. Now, if you are selling sandwiches or coffee, IT probably is mere plumbing and you don't need to care much, but in the financial sector or in anything high-tech neglecting IT is dangerous.

    Both hostile trends have a strong tendency to reinforce each other, and they can have a very damaging impact on a company. Ignoring the contribution the technical side can make to the company is probably the least harmful; it will lead to a bog standard tool set but that is going to be damaging only over the longer term. An IT department that is blind to the business impact of its decisions can actually do very serious damage on the short term, because it can very effectively (if unintentionally) sabotage key activities and have a strong negative impact on employee morale.

  67. IT is at fault too by oedenfield · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While I agree with some here who have shed light on the fact that business team members usually have a poor opinion of technology team members but sometimes I've seen this is the fault of the tech person. In my experience tech people tend to leave business causes and methods at the door either because they aren't familiar with them or the are more involved in their own missions that may or may not align with the business as a whole. I've seen IT architects that are more concerned with pushing out their upgrades and/or their infrastructure "upgrades" (usually to prove to the organization their position in the company) that the neglect to take into account the real mission and goals of the organization. In my opinion IT exists solely for the business, not the other way around. And I'd like to see some IT managers come up with a vision for IT that involves seeing ways to improve or support the business FIRST and then coming up with the solution (instead of having a technology and then finding a way to fit it into the company).

  68. big telco by neonsignal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I did some work for a big Australian telco (yes, you know who) for six months and noticed significant demarcation issues between the software department and the customer service divisions. It was so bad that the customer service divisions were writing their own programs on the side, because it was too difficult to deal with the software people. And the software people were caught up in their own infrastructure projects.

    I suspect it is common in large businesses because each department becomes a little community, with an 'us and them' attitude to other departments.

    Personally I don't think software/IT should be a separate department; it would be better if IT people were assigned to work on particular projects within the department that was running the project. Not only would that help software people to understand better the business implications of what they are doing, but it would help reduce the competing priorities which IT people are subjected to.

    Obviously there are some IT roles that have to be centralized (especially if there are large server systems or the like). But I think we place too much emphasis on the efficiency of centralization at the expense of company morale.

  69. i catch myself occasionally by nimbius · · Score: 2, Interesting

    falling into the trap of hating the business i work for. its inevitable because IT is very rarely in line with the same goals management is (profit, corporate citizenship, etc... i could care less about.) IT just wants it to run right, and keep them out of the office on a saturday.

    my old boss once insisted IT was a part of the business, lock stock and barrel. however I once read on slashdot that IT was a service to, not a function of most businesses. keeping myself aligned with "service" has helped me to avoid alot of workplace animosity.

    Its all in how you spin it i suppose, but without a customer, none of us would be here. its tough to have visibility.

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    Good people go to bed earlier.
    1. Re:i catch myself occasionally by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      however I once read on slashdot that IT was a service to, not a function of most businesses.

      Absolutely true.

      It's interesting that TFA talks about the animosity of IT staff to the business people and whether that hurts the business, but most of the comments here talk about the animosity of business people to IT and how unappreciated IT people often feel. I'm sorry to say it, but that is a reflection of the importance of the IT department. The purpose of a business is to make a profit by selling goods or services. It therefore follows that the sales staff are the most important single group of people. If nobody in your company sells anything, manufacturing, IT, human resources, marketing, admin, accounting, purchasing, the cleaners etc are all unnecessary. Everybody else in the company should be focussed on making the sales people's jobs easier.

      What does Ford do? It makes motor cars, right? Wrong, it sells motor cars. The only reason Ford has manufacturing plant is because it is very hard to sell a motor car you don't have. What does Microsoft do? It sells computer software. They would fire all the developers tomorrow if it weren't for the fact that sales would be adversely affected if they never fixed the bugs or brought out new features in response to their competitors.

      So, if anybody here thinks IT is treated as a second class citizen compared to the business, it is because IT is a second class citizen compared to the business. We are here to help the business do its job properly. They are not here to help us play computers all day long.

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      All I want is a secure system where it's easy to do anything I want. Is that too much to ask ~~ Randall Munroe
    2. Re:i catch myself occasionally by anomalous+cohort · · Score: 1

      I see it a little bit differently. With regards to the issue of business types and technologists operating in two distinct, alienated silos of organization, there are two types of companies. One type of company sells the technology in question. An example of this is an ISV. The other type of company uses the technology to facilitate the operation of whatever it sells.

      In the first type, I.T. is a profit center. In the second type, I.T. is a cost center. It is the second type of company that breeds this separation of business and technology. The first type of company cannot afford to breed that separation.

    3. Re:i catch myself occasionally by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      Ford however sells absolutely zero motorcars that it isn't capable of manufacturing.

      Sales staff in a software based company frequently try to sell programs that don't exist or are unrealistic.

      If Ford's engineers were constantly having ridiculous demands made of them then they would dislike the "suits" too.

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      If you can't see the value in jet powered ants you should turn in your nerd card. - Dunbal (464142)
  70. learn from joelonsoftware by cinnamon+colbert · · Score: 2, Funny

    somewhere, he says that whenever you demo prototype software to higherups, have an obvious problem, like a mis spelt word, so they have something to point to and feel important about
    same thing about the it dept: every week, something that is easy to fix only if you are an admin but looks hard and is clearly the users responsibility should break

  71. Two polar opposites, if simplified by amn108 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think the situation is quite natural. Business is about reality, tech is about perfection. The two groups have quite different interests and goals. The art is to unite the two for a good result.

    Businessmen everywhere are about as close you can get to jungle law, they live to maximize profit, seek out new enterprises (to maximize profit), and their gadgets are mediocre at best, because frankly they could not care less as long as GSM works, and it looks presentable. Presentability is very important for them, so they wear expensive effective wristwatches.

    Tech people sacrifice pretty much anything to perfect the technology they work on. They look like their mother dresses them, do not pay as much attention (as others) to their appearance and most of their energy is spent on the thought process and its application.

    Of course the described above is extreme examples, but such polarization between the two groups is quite common, and that is what IMO gives rise to the perception.

    When you put the two together, if the two must cooperate for common good, like a chemical reaction they start productive fighting over the balance between the real delivered product sacrificing anything else but sell-value (which the businessman decides alone what is) and a pure concept and its development as the tech person sees fit. Since business is what seemingly runs the company, since it is all kinds of businessmen, project managers included, who run and shake hands at meetings, tech people are ignored most of the time as labour ants, however in all my experience this is the most common and gravest mistake the suits ever make. They take themselves far too serious and important to understand that the very platform they are trying to sell is made by anyone else but themselves. Businessman without a developer is like a conman on the street that sells you all kinds of promises and service you do not immediately see, only they do it with flashy and impressive Powerpoint presentations (albeit really lame). A developer without a seller (businessman) is equally useless, however inspiring it may seem, because with all the bright ideas and started development, unless he has some financial support elsewhere and is backed up, needs such financial interest and investing from someone, otherwise it all ends up like helicopters Leonardo Da Vinci drafted in his sketchbooks (albeit pretty well drafted).

  72. Here's how I fixed it by spaceman375 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Stop thinking about making it all work smoothly. Give up on the proactive vs reactive approach. The trick for me was to give the business people "presents." I put them on their own subnet with a (fairly useless) firewall, so they all felt cozy and comfortably isolated from the "lower workers." One day I gave them all cheap web cams and shortcuts to our remote offices, telling them to cut their phone bills (the head of finance almost kissed me for that one.) Pick someone who bad-mouths the techies and give them some report that they never knew they could get that fits their job well. Look for influential people and influence them. I gave a CEO a "speedometer" that showed running totals of accounts payable, accounts receivable, total $$$ on orders placed, and $$$ on orders shipped for the day, week, and month. He loved it, and I got a new PC. Business folks don't see how hard it is to maintain the status quo, so don't bother showing them. Give them bangles and neat toys and data for their job that makes them go "Cool" and they'll see you as a friend.

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    On the one hand you take life too seriously, and on the other, you do not take playful existence seriously enough. Seth
  73. My experience: Sales vs. Tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    My general experience is that companies tend either to be sales driven or technology driven. If they are sales driven (which ultimately most companies seem to become), then there is resentment on the tech side. This is because technology is the thing that enables the sales - but the sales side of companies tend to be populated with... well ... technical buffoons filled with buzzwords. The sales people are often paid much more - this is often perceived as unjust.

  74. Tech Vs Business by hrieke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My take is this;
    I work for an HMO and service diverse departments. I deal with Finance, Claims, Call Center, and even other IS groups.
    The better the the group can describe their problems and their solutions to the problem the better I can work with them- it gives me a baseline to build my solution from. Even if I agree with their solution, I usually tweak it for the idea that in the future something is going to change.

    The worst group that I deal with is sadly the one that does not understand their own processes at all. And sadly I have to deal with them everyday because they need a huge amount of hand holding to get their business done on a timely basis. The most interesting fact of this group is that they've organically grown their solutions to their problems, thus it's a hogepog of intertwined Excel and Access data sets with data going back 14 years. They have no idea on where to even begin to understand their own business or even how to improve their efforts. It's a complete nightmare everytime, and honestly I don't want to deal with it anymore. Well at least the Sr. VPs are involved this time, so perhaps a few heads will roll in that group and some change will happen.

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  75. s/spacious/specious/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Definition #3

  76. Cost Center by dwarfking · · Score: 1

    One thing tech folks tend to overlook is that in any organization that is not a technology company directly (Hardware/Software/SaaS), the IT staff and everything about it is considered a cost center. It does not generate any revenue.

    Of course most of us recognize that most of the businesses we work for could not make revenue with out the technology, but quite often the IT staff and infrastructure is viewed in the same light as having to pay rent or power bills. A cost of doing business.

    This often times leads to many of the issues between techies and business types. Techies will make suggestions on new ways to meet needs, but the business types will over rule based on cost. This makes it appear that the business "just doesn't get it" regarding technology, when it maybe that the technologists "just don't get it" regarding the costs. Nearly every decision is based on cost analysis.

    • Is it cheaper to pay for proprietary licensed software than run the risk of being the deep pocket user who is sued for using an open source package that might have a patent violation?
    • Is it cheaper to automate a process or just have the IT staff do it manually?
    • Do the benefits of paying for the most network security available out weigh the loss of revenue/customer confidence if a breach occurs?

    Whereas technologists will look at these issues and tend to think "yeah, we need to do it because it is the right thing to do", or worse "we need to do it to be on the cutting edge", the business side looks at it from the balance sheet perspective.

    The primary reality is, companies have IT because they have to have it, just like electricity, but just as a company will continually try to negotiate lower rates with the power company, they also do what they can to keep internal costs down in non-revenue generating areas.

    1. Re:Cost Center by Stormcrow309 · · Score: 1

      I have to agree. Us within the IS and IT divisions and departments of corporations fail to do the required business analysis before we make a recommendation. My three questions are:

      • Does it generate money?
      • Does it save money?
      • Does it reduce risk

      Then I do a comparison of its cost vs. the benefit. These are basic business school type of analysis that IT needs to learn. I have yet seen someone in IT do an analysis on what a project will do to the balance sheet and income statement.

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      In God we trust, all others require data.

    2. Re:Cost Center by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I guess you've never met me. This is my primary metric for whether I care about a project - current project: create a service that will allegedly make money, current initiatives that I'm driving: document and automate a build/creation process (that's new and should be automated already) and save time/money/reduce risk, longer term, I plan to push more deployment automation because we currently take 12 hours with all hands on deck to release a fucking product. This will be hard, since I am not positioned well to push it, and we have deployment engineers who will certainly object.

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    3. Re:Cost Center by Stormcrow309 · · Score: 1

      We are exceptions to the rule

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    4. Re:Cost Center by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I can't argue that.

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  77. Anti business is too simplistic by Uzik2 · · Score: 1

    The management sometimes wants things tech decides are foolish so there's a source of friction. Same thing for users. It's present in every collective human endeavor. I call it 'politics'. The thing you have to remember is the pet rock. Sometimes a stupid idea is really great and sometimes it's just stupid. You won't always know which is which so don't get too complacent in your own judgment.

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  78. Just call businesses what they are ....thieves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Face facts, big business is corrupt. Business doesn't work with us, mostly it cheats and steals from its employees and customers.

    The real problem is lack of corporate responsibility and reform.

  79. Heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was recently let go from my IT job at a small company. Before I was laid off for being an "unnecessary expense" I was setting up their entire website, ftp and email on an inhouse server on a T1. Additionally, I had maintained 11 offices and ~60 systems including 5-10 smaller (but critical) servers.

    Though the website was up, no one ever bothered to learn how to use it, configure it, fix it or even log in. After being let go I was barraged with emails asking about the system including "What's the password? I forget."

    I told them I could come in and help for $150/hr. They stopped emailing me.

  80. It's likely due to the fact... by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 1

    ...that IT people are, in general, smarter than average; whereas the people on the business side are generally dumber than average.

    And before you all flame me, I'm talking generally. Let's face it, what percentage of all the Marketing/Business Administration majors would you call really clever. Now compare that with the IT side.

    The fact is, most of the soft jobs in a large corporation - Marketing, junior management, etc. - are almost entirely unnecessary; yet the same cannot be said of the IT jobs.

  81. anti-business vs. anti-tech by FalseModesty · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one to notice that TFA asked about techies being anti-business, yet most of the comments here were about the business side (businessies?) being anti-tech. Are we not self-centered?

    1. Re:anti-business vs. anti-tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called "frame of reference", Einstein. If we tech-types speak from the business side, we're projecting and speculating. Read the topmost title of this website- "News for nerds..." If you want business-type's opinions, go read a different (business/mgt) blogsite.

  82. Programmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The company I work for was recently (2 years ago) bought out by a more tech oriented company. Now at least 3 VPs out of 30 odd and the Pres. are all former tech/programmers. They put all us programmers in the far off top corner of one building and tell everyone else to leave us alone. Works out pretty well, except some programmers always seem to be chatting nearby. Tech is on the first floor of the building directly below us. They never seem to be doing anything, but that's a good thing. I'm still pretty new here, so I haven't talked to the higher ups much.

    Slashdot Quote:
    Real Programmers don't eat quiche. They eat Twinkies and Szechwan food.

    Personally I'd prefer reese's pieces and hot pockets, but I'm fine with the former.

  83. Different worlds by ShannaraFan · · Score: 1

    In my tech career, I've seen:

    - sales guys (driven by bonuses) promise features/deliverables that didn't exist, with a commitment to deliver them "next week". It then falls on the tech folks to either deliver those, or take the blame for losing the sale.

    - account managers promise a customer that "sure, we can import your product list that is currently scattered across multiple Excel document, text files, and Post-It notes. Our tech people will get started on that immediately and have it done by tomorrow". It then falls on the tech folks to drop everything else and figure out how to pull this off, or take the blame for upsetting the customer.

    - after an audit revealed that we were not 100% PCI compliant, we launched an initiative (with support of senior-level management) at the beginning of the year to become fully compliant. There have been major changes in infrastructure, application features, etc. Some people have lost rights that they previously had. Certain data is now "off limits" to all but a few users. It's no longer acceptable to run Access on your local machine to do ad-hoc database queries. One result of all of this is that there is a layer of people between Senior Management and IT who have been "inconvenienced", and they blame US (the tech staff) for that. They won't complain to SM and risk looking uncooperative, but they go out of their way to bitch and whine and generally make life difficult for us. Snide comments are commonplace, some friendships have suffered, etc, etc, etc....

    So, yeah, there does tend to be some friction between tech folks and business folks. They're in different worlds with different responsibilities and different priorities.

  84. IT VS Business - Conflict by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work in Radiology Healthcare. More specifically, implementing IT solutions to enhance workflow productivity. Yes Im one of those dreaded people who 'enhance' your productivity (ie: either get you laid off or make you work harder), while attempting to make sure no one does that to my job ;)

    At any rate, the conflict Ive noticed between IT and the business half of the companies I implement solutions for (and some are very large) is more on the lines of a power struggle between the IT group and the business Administrators (often times doctors or investors). There is an ever present struggle in these companies between what the end users want (techs, Rads, transcriptionists etc) and what the IT group wants. The IT group often wants a scalable solution which is easy to maintain, and is not overly burdensome with bugs, glitches or manual intervention. What the end user wants is often a very user friendly piece of software that is intuitive and, as a second requirement, stable. From my experience, these two rarely coincide.

    Ive seen companies where the IT group acheives 'power' and they will literally rip out an entire IT solution to implement something more friendly to the IT group. Ive also seen the reverse, where the end users clearly drive the company and will force a crappy back end solution on the IT group in order to have 1 or two less mouse clicks (because in healthcare its all measured in the number of clicks dontchaknow).

    This pervasive power struggle is quite entertaining to watch I must say. Personally I dont really care which way the pendulum swings, as long as I can get in, implement the solution in a timely fashion and get out. Im curious as to whether the same thing happens in companies outside of healthcare. From the original post, it sounds like it probably does.

  85. jz by JoeZilla · · Score: 1

    I've been in consulting for over a decade, have seen this at almost every large company I've been in contact with. At varying degrees of course, from the mild annoyance with business to the total refusal to talk to the business side.

    Funnily enough, the business side is usually the one with the funding, the tech side with attitude and trying to enforce questionable best-practices.

    That sometimes leaves a consultant caught between scylla and charybdis ;)

  86. Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can someone tell me how this post is not just a poor troll?

  87. Animosity is structural, too by Bozdune · · Score: 1

    I run a successful software company and I have to deal with large-company IT departments all the time. I can state with authority that:

    1) No two IT departments are the same. Some are great, some suck.
    2) IT departments often get in the way of business progress. It isn't necessarily their fault, because they've been nailed with security mandates, "thou shalt not crash my PC" mandates, "thou shalt cut your datacenter support team by 50%" mandates, and so on, that cause them to have to resist (or at least point out potential problems with) almost every new initiative. So IT gets cast in the role of obstructionist, whether they are actually obstructionist or not.
    3) IT departments often think they know "what's best" for the business, and they really don't. This can prevent the business from acquiring technology (like ours) that would help them deeply. I've been in many meetings where IT stands up and says, "we already own [this generic product from some large vendor], so why do we need this new thing?" That's the kiss of death for the business, for me, and for everyone else -- because the business people will NEVER use [the generic product], not in a million years, not ever, yet the CFO (always looking to save money) sees an opportunity not to spend. End of initiative.

  88. Dilbert by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    Apparently he's never read a Dilbert strip.

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  89. It's not a problem is you understand business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have seen this conflict between IT and Business in every company I've worked for. We speak a different language. IT people need to learn to speak the business language, otherwise you will always be an outcast. Respect from the business must be earned, if you can't communicate on a business level, that will not happen. I can say in each company I have worked for, I have progressed extremely well due to my knowledge of both IT and business, and my ability to communicate about IT at a level suitable to the business.

    IT is a business tool and business enabler. Conflicts come about when the IT team is not able to effectively communicate the benefits of the IT systems and staff, in a way that makes sense to the business management. You can't just go in to a board room and say I want $100,000 to install security. You need to quantify that in terms that the business can support. Essentially, how much will it save the business and/or what risks does it mitigate.

  90. Cheaper by conureman · · Score: 1

    Just hold'em down for a second, I've got the dykes.

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  91. Not that way for me by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've generally found that people on the business side of stuff respect me for my competence in an area where they are weak. The only time I can think of that this wasn't so was in my first tech job -- an on-site contracted help desk job -- twenty-some years ago. The non-IT staff had had several years of poor support from the previous contractor, and they expected more of the same when I started. I learned that actually solving people's problems and treating them with respect goes a long way. Even the most flaming, arrogant ***hole in the organization respected me after a year or so, and this was the same guy who cussed me out on the phone in my first week. The thing is to not get wrapped up in office politics. Everyone brings some value to the organization, or he wouldn't be there. Someone found enough merit in each staff member to offer the job.

    I think the bottom line is that we need to deliver two things:

    1. Solutions to the business side's problems, which is what we were hired for.
    2. Respect for the people we work with, because that's a basic human need, the absence of which makes the first item seem inadequate.
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  92. Let Me School you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Many comments posted did not even understand the core point- "An anonymous reader writes
    "I've recently found a spot in a large company, and I'm noticing that here a lot of people on the technology side are very anti-business."

          Right out of the box the Slashninnys began commenting on how "techies" are "looked down upon" and the discussion went from there, thats not what the core argument.

    You idiots are not understanding, if you want a clue come to accept that the membership on Slashdot is a good representation of "the technology side" and that the socio-political opinions espoused here by both members and moderation is very leftist, enviro-whacko, open source, anti-energy and is evidenced by its left wing bias and unwavering Democrats are great Republicans bad themes here

          These positions are anti-business and with the Slashdots obvious bias against Republicans who are pro-business, it is fucking obvious.

    Your ushering in your own demise dimwits and I am having fun watching it go down, your San Fran hypocrisy is eating away at your insides.

    In a nutshell, you tech geeks for all of your "intelligence" dont have a fucking clue as to how the bread gets buttered you dumbshits and its obvious when you dont even get the central point in a post, your too busy lamenting your plight to pay attention to the bigger picture and maybe you need it spelled out for you

    1) ENERGY- we must end the leftist prohibition on its production
    2) ECONOMICS- socialism and higher taxes is not the basis for a robust economy
    3) SECURITY- we must take action unilaterally when necessary to protect our far reaching interests even if the action seems obscure, leave the machiavellian to the experts not the public and especially not the democrats
    4) OPEN SOURCE- is utopiast drivel, its dieing on the vine and why, no one fucking cares except you here, its socialism for software and no one owns it so no one cares when it really matters, it doesn't make REAL money
    5) MICROSOFT- come to the obvious conclusion your sitting in some chair with a cushy button pusher job versus what you could have been doing, laying brick because of and not despite Microsoft
    6) POLITICS- Leftists Marxist Socialists dont do business unless its to line only their pockets
    7) DEMOCRATS- they fucked up the 1st 3 points above and we are all paying it for it today and its taken 8 years to restore security, will take another 8 to get Energy on the right pro-biz track and the economics will follow

    But your obvious love for Obama and the Democrats here make it obvious, most of you just dotn fucking get it and probably never will!

  93. Business as usual by conureman · · Score: 1

    This is an example of one of the many ways that "business" seems evil, to some of us.

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    1. Re:Business as usual by darkpixel2k · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is an example of one of the many ways that "business" seems evil, to some of us.

      Finding out they can make more money reselling electricity is 'evil'?

      It's evil for the company to make a profit?
      It's evil for them to earn money and make a profit that helps the people with retirement plans invested in their industry?
      It's evil for them to make a profit and use their new profit to employ additional workers--to give the jobless jobs?
      It's evil for the company to make more money which usually means more taxes which help pay for things like roads, schools, welfare, and all the BS welfare programs the liberals love?

      Wow--I can totally see why companies are evil. We should just do away with them entirely.

      Of course I don't know how I'll get food for my family. I know nothing of farming, and my food is provided by various companies.

      Maybe the farmer that lives a few miles away will let me exchange some sort of good or service for some of the food that he gr--oh shit! That makes him a company. We'll have to kill him.

      </sarcasm>
      f*cking hippies.

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    2. Re:Business as usual by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Wow... that makes... no sense at all.

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    3. Re:Business as usual by dwandy · · Score: 1
      Companies aren't evil because they want to make a profit: they're evil because they want to make that profit at the expense of anything and everything else: like society, the planet, the people ...

      If companies had a social conscience like (most) people do, then they wouldn't be evil as a rule, but as an exception. Humans are social creatures and generally humans want to do good for their follow-kind by instinct.

      Business doesn't "suffer" from this social care for mankind ... hence: evil.

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    4. Re:Business as usual by mikael · · Score: 1

      Here's a news article of such a sale

      Kitimat takes Alcan to court

      Industry defends Decision to Resell Electricity for Profit

      Kaiser makes a bundle by reselling power

      Such stories even made it to a high-school economics 101 course

      It's a Matter of Power

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    5. Re:Business as usual by ardle · · Score: 1

      It's evil for the company to make a profit?

      Check this out, if you have time: Black Power (bonus: it's about aluminium and electricity)
      "A look at how former Ghanaian leader Kwame Nkrumah set Africa ablaze with his vision of a new industrial and scientific age. At the heart of his dream was to be the huge Volta dam, generating enough power to transform West Africa into an advanced utopia. But as his grand experiment took shape, it brought with it dangerous forces Nkrumah couldn't control, and he slowly watched his metropolis of science sink into corruption and debt

      It's evil for them to earn money and make a profit that helps the people with retirement plans invested in their industry?

      Is it evil to hope to make enough money to educate your children and give them a chance in life?

      <sarcasm_right_back_atcha>f*cking Ghanaian hippies</sarcasm_right_back_atcha>

    6. Re:Business as usual by Twyst3d · · Score: 1

      Leave it to a corporate shill to think anything remotely resembling social conscience to be the act of a hippie. But you are drastically off topic. This is about what IT professionals think about the other departments in their companies and how they are treated/perceived by them. Im actually dealing with a problem like this and am curious what people with real opinions have to say and your corporate hyperbole is stinkin up the joint.

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    7. Re:Business as usual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well i actually disagree with your assertion about human kind. Just like companies we all weight everything by what we will get out of it. Our fundamental difference is we can also get a psychological reward for doing something (helping the poor, donating to charities). Companies cannot get psychological highs since it isn't a very liquid asset. Companies, however, do whatever they can to pull out ahead even if it looks like it's 'good' or 'evil'.

    8. Re:Business as usual by WNight · · Score: 1

      I believe he was referring to how the company used to do something, but then stopped and now justifies its existence merely by being yet another middleman making the power that another company wants to use more expensive.

      Had they just ceased to exist someone else could have used that power at the same rate they paid, thus making cheaper products and either profiting more or providing savings to consumers. Instead this profit goes to someone whose only value-add was playing keep-away.

      Not evil, just not to be missed if a meteor wiped out the company.

      Some amount of middle-men act like oil, lubricating society. For example, reselling power to someone the utility might have bypassed or not realized the uses. But they are also inefficiency and to be trimmed where possible.

      "Evil" only comes in, imho, when they hang onto their position the the detriment of everyone around them.

    9. Re:Business as usual by Omestes · · Score: 1

      It's evil for them to make a profit and use their new profit to employ additional workers--to give the jobless jobs?

      Lets be realistic, it takes a LOT less workers to resell electricity, than it does to process aluminum. Less workers = less overhead = MORE profit. If the executive could fire everyone and print his own money, he would.

      I'm not saying the profit is evil, it just isn't altruistic, or morally good either. Profit is amoral as a goal.

      This is why people see business' as evil, since they care far more for money, than they do about their workers, or the society their embedded in. We can see this currently, no? To simplfy this, people see corporation (or pure for-profits) as evil because they do not exist within the framework of morals/ethics which we hold ourselves too.

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    10. Re:Business as usual by conureman · · Score: 1

      Thank you for getting my point. I don't believe business is inherently evil, OTOH, it should not NECESSARILY be evil. I am thinking, in this cited instance, perhaps some of the former employees of the former aluminum smelter may have experienced some difficulties paying their raised electric bills with their reduced incomes. Perhaps some of the consumers buying aluminum would have liked to purchase their aluminum at a lower price since as we all know the "savings are passed along to the consumer". Who knows, perhaps one of the shareholders bought stock in an aluminum smelter because he liked to manufacture aluminum? Not everyone wants to trade energy futures. I'm sure that the majority of people would cash out and "laugh to the bank". Me first FTW!

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    11. Re:Business as usual by kill+-9+$$ · · Score: 1

      Let me play devil's advocate. Profits are amoral?

      Not that every company or owner does this, but what if my goal was to increase profits so I could give my employees better health coverage. What if my goal was to increase profits to be able to have the ability to do gift matching plan for my employee's charitable contributions? What if my plan was to increase profits for the sake of being able to pay my employees what they're worth?

      Now some might argue, those aren't profits, you're increasing revenue while increasing expenses. Agreed, but as a business owner, you sorta need to be able to increase your profit margins and prove your profit is real and sustainable before you roll out such programs. To not do so might be considered amoral in that I'm putting my company out of business and putting people out of work or lowering their standard of living to stay afloat.

      On a similar theme, lets say I have a negative profit? Is it amoral to want to increase that profit so that I can stay in business, keep paying my taxes (not something I look forward to, but an inevitability of making a profit that benefits society), and keep people employed.

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    12. Re:Business as usual by duckInferno · · Score: 1

      It's not evil. It's unethical. The suppliers believed that the company would use their power to smelt aluminium, not resell it and go into direct competition with them. The management of the company obviously have no ethics and don't mind having their business relationship go into the shitter with no chance of renewal.

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    13. Re:Business as usual by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Please, start a large corporation.

      Actually I'm guessing many small to medium, and privatly held companies are actually run in the way you describe. It seems though, that the larger the company, and the more people it has to answer too (shareholders), the less important the employees well being becomes, and the more important profit as an ends to itself becomes.

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    14. Re:Business as usual by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      Business doesn't "suffer" from this social care for mankind ... hence: evil.

      A business is nothing but a balance sheet. If profits exceed expenses, you have a business. If expenses exceed profits, you are out of business.

      That balance sheet is not evil. Yeah, *people* can choose to be evil--but they don't need a business to do that. I can go punch puppies if I decide to be evil. Or I could create a business that grinds puppies up into a special brand of kids cereal. But my business still isn't evil. If there was no demand for 'puppy' cereal, I would be out of business.

      So the only reason a business exists is because there is a demand for a product or service. None of which is evil.

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    15. Re:Business as usual by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      Leave it to a corporate shill to think anything remotely resembling social conscience to be the act of a hippie.

      Do you have a server where you work?
      I'll bet it's worth at least $1,000.

      Why don't you shut it off, sell it on eBay, and use the profits to feed a homeless family?

      Your arguments are bullshit. It is not the job of a business to take care of people. A business only has one job--make money. If they stop making money, employees are laid off, stock prices fall, investors (including your retirement plan) lose the money they had invested, etc...

      Care to explain what a social conscience is? Seriously--what the fuck is a social conscience?

      Are you going to give me some BS line about how I am somehow responsible for someone/everyone else? If so, you're a socialist and full of crap.

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    16. Re:Business as usual by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying the profit is evil, it just isn't altruistic, or morally good either.

      Who decides what is altruistic or not? You? The government? How about you and the government stay out of my business?

      Seriously--is it altruistic if I give a widow and her two children money for food? Yeah--because it's something that came from my heart.

      Now what if the government forces me to give them money? Is that altruistic? Nope. It's not something I did out of the kidness of my heart, it's something that is forced upon me.

      Profit is amoral as a goal.

      Then who the f*ck would start a business? Should I go open up a starbucks in my town and say to myself "I'm doing this to brake even! Yeah! F*ck retirement or better healthcare plans for employees, I'm just going to brake even!"

      That's not how business work. A business turns a profit so people get more money. Be it employees, investors (Remember your retirement fund? You're an investor.), CEOs, etc...

      This is why people see business' as evil, since they care far more for money, than they do about their workers, or the society their embedded in. We can see this currently, no?

      I don't see it. Care to cite an example?

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    17. Re:Business as usual by krenshala · · Score: 1

      Um ... I think you are confusing 'amoral' with 'immoral' ... Amoral is not having morality (good or bad).

      So yes, profits are amoral. The use of those profits, on the other hand ...

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    18. Re:Business as usual by aron1231 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That is a very elementary definition of a business. While in practice that is what most businesses are, essentially, the largest and most powerful business are actually Entities, consisting of Shareholders, a Board, Directors/Managers and employees. Because these huge powerful corporations are beholden to their investors, the board directs its management to employ bean counters and will lower the bottom line, *regardless*. And it is *regardless* because, in the cut throat nature of business, any possible slight advantage over a competitor must be pursued. This often results in squeezing the employees, squeezing the environment, and thus squeezing society as a whole.

      Make no mistake, I am not against business, profits, or any such thing. I actually run my own business. However, when shareholders enter the picture, things change. Appeasing shareholders become the end-all of the company, instead of profits flowing back the employees that make it (essentially, a pyramid scheme). Add to that the massive size and power, these large corporations have the potential, in a heartbeat, to either uplift or drag down humanity. Due to their "bean-counting" nature, it's generally the latter.... at least without some form of regulation to prevent it. (Think 50 to 100 years ago... our cities would be worse than Beijing if pollution ordinances never went into effect. I live in North Country, and back in those days, the snow was black, not white.)

      On the other hand, in my business, I know my actions directly effect my employees, my environment, and myself, and thus I make balanced choices that will benefit them all. I'm not tied to some nameless "shareholder" that demands I make profits increase by squeezing anywhere I can. Not as efficient? Maybe. Better quality product, service and employees? You betcha! And I sleep well at night knowing I am successful because I have helped others become successful.

    19. Re:Business as usual by aron1231 · · Score: 1

      You are correct. However, you must acknowledge that business must have limits.

      If I want to create a business that nukes small villages, is it still legitimate simply because it makes money and there is a need/demand for it?

      That's extreme, but simply put, a business shouldn't be allowed to be a business simply because it makes money and there is demand. There must be some level of responsibility involved, or else abuses are inevitable as every avenue of profit-increase is pursued (or perhaps you like how China employs children as young as 8 to do extremely dangerous work, etc, etc...).

    20. Re:Business as usual by aron1231 · · Score: 1

      That is not a lack of ethics, on any party's part. The smelter bought electricity at a discount rate because of the volume they planned on using. That's perfectly legitimate. It's completely up to them how they use it, so, if they want to resell it that's fine.

      Now, they probably would upset the power company if they tried to undercut them. The relationship could be ruined, if some arrangement weren't made. The power company may not offer such a nice discount in the future, and that's perfectly legitimate too.

    21. Re:Business as usual by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      You are correct. However, you must acknowledge that business must have limits. If I want to create a business that nukes small villages, is it still legitimate simply because it makes money and there is a need/demand for it? That's extreme, but simply put, a business shouldn't be allowed to be a business simply because it makes money and there is demand. There must be some level of responsibility involved, or else abuses are inevitable as every avenue of profit-increase is pursued (or perhaps you like how China employs children as young as 8 to do extremely dangerous work, etc, etc...).

      Right--as long as a business isn't doing anything illegal, it's ok. I don't think businesses should be nuking small villages or dumping poison into town water supplies--but I don't think in any way that a business needs a social conscience or any other bit of wishful thinking.

      If you can create a business, and while running your business identify a way to help the environment without impacting your bottom line (think Burger King and their new corn-paper straws or Starbucks and their new eco coffee cups), then good for you. But no one should expect a business to spend thousands, millions, or billions of dollars to fix something because someone thinks their product is 'bad' or the business doesn't have a social conscience. A business is there to make money--a side effect of that is usually gainful employment for other people. It's not perfect, but it's the best system we have available.

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    22. Re:Business as usual by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      Make no mistake, I am not against business, profits, or any such thing. I actually run my own business. However, when shareholders enter the picture, things change. Appeasing shareholders become the end-all of the company, instead of profits flowing back the employees that make it (essentially, a pyramid scheme). Add to that the massive size and power, these large corporations have the potential, in a heartbeat, to either uplift or drag down humanity.

      So how is it the *responsibility* of a company to take care of an employee? It's not. It sucks. But deal with it.

      A previous employer of mine didn't offer healthcare. I found out a few months later that everyone else was covered--just not me. I talked with the boss about it and he said that he wasn't going to cover me. So I started digging through the job listings and a few weeks later started with a company that paid a few cents-per-hour more and had healthcare.

      A year later, that former employer went out of business because they couldn't keep competent employees around.

      That is how the market regulates itself. Google treats it employees very well--and look how well they are doing. My former employer treated employees like shit--and now the business is gone. (And 10 years later I work for their competitor who treats their employees much better.)

      If a business treats their employees bad, or is harming the environment, or whatever--speak with your pocketbook. Don't purchase products or services from them. They'll go away.

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    23. Re:Business as usual by duckInferno · · Score: 1

      Legal power != ethical

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    24. Re:Business as usual by Omestes · · Score: 1

      There is a good definition of altruism. If you match the criteria, you are, if you don't, then you aren't. I wasn't going for a value judgment here, just pointing out that for the most part companies DON'T have any idea of "the greater good" in mind.

      I didn't say the government should, or should not, do anything. That wasn't the point. Just because something isn't altruistic, doesn't make it bad. About 9-% of our daily activity isn't altruistic either.

      Also; amoral != immoral. Immoral means your doing evil, amoral means your not trying to be moral or immoral, or the term doesn't apply. You can make a profit both morally, or immorally. Hence the idea of profit itself is AMORAL.

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    25. Re:Business as usual by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      Also; amoral != immoral. Immoral means your doing evil, amoral means your not trying to be moral or immoral, or the term doesn't apply. You can make a profit both morally, or immorally. Hence the idea of profit itself is AMORAL.

      You are correct. Profit is neither good nor bad--it simply is or is not. People can chose to do moral, immoral, or amoral things with it.

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    26. Re:Business as usual by Mark_in_Brazil · · Score: 1

      You're not the only one. I identified a niche in the ice cream market in Brazil that was ripe for the taking, and I worked for a while on a business plan to get investment to start an ice cream factory and make half-liter containers (just larger than pints) of ice cream to sell to retail chains.
      After a while, I realized that I was going to have to deal with investors or partners who might not share my vision. I've seen too many businesses that could have been very successful while being loyal to their employees and not destructive to their environments and communities, but failed to act in this way, following instead the "conventional wisdom" of today's businesses. If the business wasn't immediately profitable, its investors would insist on cutting costs. The cuts would generally come from the employee salary budget and from differentiators. So the businesses cut good employees and cut out differentiators, leaving their products without a chance to win in the market, except in a price war, which nobody really wins.
      I decided to start small, with a single ice cream shop. That allowed me to start the business with my own money and have total autonomy to make decisions they way the parent poster does. If it is successful, I will expand to other shops, probably moving the manufacturing part to a small factory in one of the smaller cities between Sao Paulo and Campinas. I hope to have loyal employees, and the way I hope to do that is by holding up the business's end of the bargain, giving them a pleasant and fulfilling work environment and good salaries. In return, I hope to have less employee churn, meaning less expenditures on recruiting and training, and higher quality from the work of experienced employees.
      Obviously, I want to make a profit from my business, but I don't have to try to squeeze every possible advantage in the bean-counter sense of minimizing costs to try to stretch margins. Steady profits would be a very favorable result for me, unlike a publicly traded (or venture capital-backed) company, which is always in the unsustainable position of being obligated to have ever-increasing profits.
      I could have made more money more quickly if I had gone the VC route, but I am very happy I didn't. I'm improving the lives of the people who work for me, making exactly the products I want, with the highest-quality ingredients and the best possible sanitary conditions. I am also striving to keep my shop involved in the community that represents most of its customers, treating them as my neighbors rather than carriers of money to be hurried out of the shop as soon as they've paid. If I were running the company with investor money, I would have to compromise on all those points, and they simply aren't negotiable.

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    27. Re:Business as usual by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 0

      It's evil to buy electricity that costs $1 and sell it to the producers competitors for a discounted rate when the only reason you're getting it under cost is because someone signed a piece of paper they shouldn't have. When you bring no value, but you get reward off someone elses labour, you're an evil, anti-social leech. It's pretty cut and dried.

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    28. Re:Business as usual by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      It's evil to buy electricity that costs $1 and sell it to the producers competitors for a discounted rate when the only reason you're getting it under cost is because someone signed a piece of paper they shouldn't have. When you bring no value, but you get reward off someone elses labour, you're an evil, anti-social leech. It's pretty cut and dried.

      Awesome liberal response man.
      I'm glad you think it's ok to break contracts.

      you're getting it under cost is because someone signed a piece of paper they shouldn't have.

      Man--I shouldn't have purchased a car at an interest rate of 25%. I really shouldn't have done that...so by your logic, the loan officer is evil and I have no responsibility for my action of taking that loan out?

      Wee! No personal responsibility!

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  94. Drop bears, eh? by sgtrock · · Score: 1

    Can't be anywhere near as dangerous as snow snakes. Poisonous little buggers are attracted to body heat, y'know. Worse, they're almost impossible to see in their natural environment during the winter unless you happen to notice their black eyes.

    Their reversal of the normal reptilian cycle of hibernate during the winter and active during the summer means that they're only dangerous for about 8 months a year. They're also pretty sluggish until the temp drops to about minus 20 degrees C. They're only really dangerous when it drops below minus 40 C. Fortunately, that only lasts for about six weeks or so here in Minnesota.

    They breed like crazy, too. It's a good thing that our fleets of swamp mosquitoes like to dig them out of their nests to feed on them during the summer or we'd be overrun.

    1. Re:Drop bears, eh? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      We don't have much of a mosquito problem down here, the blowflies tend to keep them down. When we're not in mosquito season the blowflies augment their diet by stealing dairy milk. They do this by shaking the trucks until the bottles fall out, then feasting among the wreckage.

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  95. Re:You need more Open Source by I+cant+believe+its+n · · Score: 1

    I feel it has a lot more to do with trust in the company and their services than access to the actual source files. Access to the source files is just another way of saying "We know we are excellent, but just to make you more comfortable buying from us, here, have a look for yourself. Should we make a move that is not good for your business, you have the sources and won't be locked in. Should we be bought out by a competitor they can't just withdraw our software from the market since you'd still have the sources and some other company would be more than willing to help you with fixes."

    Imagine if Microsoft open sourced all their products. You could then get this software for next to nothing to run your corporate infrastructure. But would you really want to get this software from an unknown guy down the street with all kinds of backdoors preinstalled for your convenience? No because you would be kicked out of your corner office in no time for endangering the business.

    Ok. Perhaps you would buy it from a somewhat more repectable source, but for just 20% of Microsofts original price. You would get the same software as that other guy sold, but without the backdoors.

    Now some of your competitors would still buy their software directly from Microsoft, paying just 50% of what Microsoft charges today. These competitors are betting their reputation on having the best, most efficient and most stable business infrastructure available. Your competitors trust Microsoft to allways support them and not to do anything against their interests. If these customers need help, Microsoft responds to these needs just like any market oriented business would. In comparison a communist organisation would make up a plan for the future, releasing software according to a fixed schedule, regardless of market needs or the quality of what was released. If Microsoft would not take care of these needs quickly, a number of small and faster software houses would pop up instantly to take care of this need (and a large amount of money).

    Microsoft could start selling support packages giving access to their patches instantly, seriously increasing the rate of fixes and patches since they actually make a lot of money from this. They could then let these patches trickle down to less fortunate players after some time, creating excellent good will, still keeping Microsoft in pole position with more trusted and secure software services.

    It is my opinion that software copyrights should only be valid for a single digit number of years. Comments are welcome.

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  96. "Anti Business" by WheelDweller · · Score: 0

    I'm going to assume you're in America; what you're talking about seems part-n-parcel of what I've found here all my life; the two roles of consumer versus producer.

    America needs both; once upon a time most people could be either: farmers who buy goods- that kinda thing. But in the last 30-40 years the whole games has become slanted against the producers. The top of this spectrum are the 'Celebutards' who couldn't make up their minds, much less anything to sell, or even the concept of running a business.

    Millions of kids in the new slavery of Liberalism grow up into short little lives around 'projects'. No one there seems to have any IDEA that some people work for a living, and others both work and develop their own money being part of the process. No, instead they stand around wondering what to do...until the drugs come around and get pulled down. It's all very sad. FDR was wrong in warehousing these people. They need the same 'pay or walk' lifestyle the rest of us have. And it's our own embarassment that we don't teach them as we should.

    These people aren't idiots, they're just unaware. The process worked against them, and they're MISERABLE. We need to stop warehousing folks this way...it's not 'merciful' to give them money and think they're done.

    But understand that, despite the Left's ability to pretend to be charming and/or wonderful, they cut through people's lives and bring a misery that makes The Adversary smile. And yet, the producers produce...and sales teams advertise for the rest of us, consumers.

    Even so, it's the best system in the world.

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  97. a view from the business side by Ogive17 · · Score: 0

    I'm not in IT, I've been on the business side for one of the profitable auto manufactorers for the past 8 years. Our IT group is actually a separate division and will bill my division for work done (our hardware maintenance is sub-contracted out at the discression of each office around the country). There is no underlying animosity between business and IT here, maybe because IT is treated as a segment to the business and not a support function...

    It seems like most of the posts that have been modded up, to this point, make it sound like every manager is a baffoon and no one ever respects the IT guy. Maybe if people didn't go in with the attitude of "me vs them" the situation would be better. Our on-site IT guy covers two locations and about 300 users, he's well respected.. and that's probably because he brings a good attitude to work.

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    1. Re:a view from the business side by CresmondRoo · · Score: 1

      I agree. We're all in business. Having a job means you are a business-man/woman. IT's job is to facilitate the business activities of their company. The only measure of IT is whether or not they are helpful to everyone else. But the same is true for all employees. It's important to see that we're all in this to make money for our employer. There is no invisible wall that divides IT from the rest of the organization. When a non-IT employee chooses to be ignorant of technology, that's a problem. And when an IT person chooses to be ignorant of business processes, that's a problem too. We all need to learn about the business we work in.

    2. Re:a view from the business side by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that most IT people went in initially with the "attitude". Most of us didn't. We developed the "attitude" after years of exposure to the business side making promises on behalf of the technical people without consulting them, then screaming when the technical people told them all resources were already committed to the current projects and if business wanted this new thing done they'd have to decide which of the other things they'd asked for would get set aside to free up people. Or asking for our best estimate of how long something will take, and then when we give it they go "That's not acceptable. We promised the customer we'd deliver in half that time, and we can't accept any estimate higher than that.". After a few repeats of Dilbert's manager, it's hard not to lose respect for them.

    3. Re:a view from the business side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good points, but you're forgetting, or haven't seen, the big-picture problem: the business-types talk down to us tech-types. We actually have feelings, motivations, and de-motivations too. And I'll admit I think I'm generally smarter than most business-types (I said MOST) so it's even more difficult to take their condescending attitudes.

      What SHOULD be taught in MBA school is worker empowerment versus demoralizing attitudes. I have attended many leadership conferences taught by people like the CEO of SouthWest Air, Bono, and a huge list of very successful leaders (I'm terrible with names) and they all talk about the people, not the numbers. Even if you are number-oriented, you MUST know that people are buying your product/service, and people work for you to make your product/perform the service. I guess I need to leap-frog over the middle MBA types and become a top leader. Free healthy snacks for all techies!!

    4. Re:a view from the business side by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      Well I've also seen many promises made by our IT division that were never implemented or were done poorly. It doesn't mean I hate them.

      It seems most of the animosity is towards the marketing group.. and I think we all agree the marketing group is a pain in the ass :)

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  98. Engineers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This may be a little off topic, but I am not sure that engineer is the correct term for the IT individuals generally being discussed here. Are they legally responsible to be right? Do they have to take licensing exams before they are allows to practice their skills? I don't disrespect those people at all, but I think that our terminology may have deviated here a little bit. They are systems designers, but not engineers. If they build something and it breaks, there probably won't be a lawsuit.

  99. Voltage by conureman · · Score: 1

    I was very impressed to discover, when I lived in Toluca Lake, that we actually had 120 volts. Voltage never varied there, either. I'd sure be crying if they started varying my frequency. That's beyond the Pale.
    I never measured, but the water pressure was pretty damn high as well.

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  100. Business First, Technology Second by trygstad · · Score: 1
    "Business first, technology second" is a phrase we try to instill in our students' in the IT degree program where I teach. The whole purpose of IT in a firm today is to facilitate the business activities of the company, and the more the IT folks know and understand of the core aspects of of the business, the more able they will be to support that business and allow it to grow and prosper. When businesses grow and prosper, more staff is hired, more management positions open, and there are greater opportunities for advancement and growth. And believe it or not, the more money a firm makes, the more likely the bosses will be to approve the "cool toys" that the tech folks just want that might not really advance the goals of the firm. BTW, I'm not an "ivory tower" academic; I'm also the IT Director for my college within the university and I crawl under desks connecting cables too--although a bit less often as our program grows and I have more people under me.

    Tech folks need to be educated on the importance of understanding the business and how that will allow them to do their job better--and in some cases they need to learn and understand that their REAL job is to facilitate the primary activities of the business, not to pulling cables or administering systems.

  101. Re:Polish up your resume and look for a tech compa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, Norfolk Southern's President and Chairman of the Board. Previous CTO and Georgia Tech Graduate.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Moorman

  102. Some geeks fail to grasp the purpose of IT by mick_S3 · · Score: 1

    Unless you work for a pure technical company, then the business is the focus. I have worked for some large companies, whose focus or main line was not tech and ran into quite a few "techies" who can't fucking grasp that the business doesn't exist to keep the servers running. The servers are running to serve the business. This concept is foreign to quite a few geeks who have this "us vs. the business" mentality.

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    1. Re:Some geeks fail to grasp the purpose of IT by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

      Yes, but there's another point there too: all too often if the servers aren't running, the business isn't running. The business folks often fail to grasp that concept.

      NB: this is an attitude I see often from business, and it's one of the reasons I think techies dislike the business side. Business demands that the techies respect them and acknowledge their positions, but at the same time refuse to respect the techies or acknowledge their positions. Yes, sometimes what I have to say may not be exactly what the business people want to hear, but I wasn't hired to tell them what they want to hear. I was hired to tell them what's technically possible and, given that constraint, what's the best way to get from where we are to where they want to be. Sometimes that means taking a detour, just like a truck load that's too high for a bridge on a highway needs to turn off and take a detour around the bridge. You don't yell at that truck driver for refusing to take the short route and plow his load into the bridge, do you? Even if it means taking more time and costing more money, you don't want to destroy your cargo.

  103. technology side are very anti-business ? by rs232 · · Score: 1

    "a lot of people on the technology side are very anti-business"

    correction, a lot of the business side are very anti-technology, especially if it's a technology company .. and they know nothing about technology ...

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  104. My Experiances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recently left a large international company. I worked there in an IT capacity. The problem that led up to it was my boss was a Sales guy/Manager not a technician. He believed we were lazy. He felt me and my coworkers weren't getting the jobs down and wanted to fire us. We were all working 50+ hours a week and some of the team were clocking over 80 hours a week. These people were the hardest working guys I've ever known. Fast Forward to my new job. Company I work for now the Business, Sales and IT departments are all seperate. My boss is a Technician his boss was a technician and the owners were IT people. Now the different departments think we are all useless and don't do shit. Because god help us if one of the laptops go down they can't be told it'll be ready tomorrow morning its fix it now! So it causes some issues. But the real hate comes between the Sales and the IT departments. The Sales team is always OVERSELLING a service. So they'll tell the client we can maintain your systems 100% of the time and we'll do everything, updates, software push downs, wash your car, do your taxes. Then bitch us out when we can't do the impossible. Its quite fun.

  105. In big business, technology != IT by gosand · · Score: 1

    People seem to be not getting the point here. Technology in big business settings isn't IT.. that's IT. They are different things, just like QA is not testing. In small companies, those sort-of-similar things get lumped together. In big companies, they are VERY separate.

    Think of it this way... let's say you are merging two big customer-facing databases from two vendors into one that you own. Technology needs to plan out how this is going to happen, and make sure that the databases merge seamlessly, that the new one is set up, etc. The business needs to make sure that they contact customers and make sure that they are aware of any access changes. They have to watch the budget on the project, look for the ROI on the project, make sure it's worth it. They have to be in contact with the legal department to make sure there aren't any legal issues with severing contracts with the vendors. They need to make sure that customer support is set up... new 800 numbers are set up and communicated. etc etc.

    Maybe not the best example, as it's one I just pulled out of my brain... but those are the kinds of things that go on in big companies. Lots of things to consider that aren't technology. There are some projects that are only technology, some that are only IT, and some that are only business. And any combination in between.

    Now.. why is there animosity between the business and technology? Because they are different worlds. One doesn't understand the other, and what they really do. I've been in technology my whole career, and am seeing what goes on in the business side now. You get a new appreciation for what they do.

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  106. IT vs business managment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ITs of the world unite!!!

  107. Gross generalization about this. by e-scetic · · Score: 1

    When I was in university the commerce (e.g. business) students signed a petition to abolish arts and humanities studies, since they're a waste of time, money and there's no profit to be made from studying such things.

    Perhaps, if we were to generalize, we could say on the one hand you have a group of people whose tendency is to not do anything unless it financially benefits them in some way and to impose their viewpoints and beliefs on others. On the other hand you have a completely different group that tends to like doing and learning things just because they can, values privacy and prefers not to impose their values and beliefs on others.

    If true, it's no wonder they don't get along.

    1. Re:Gross generalization about this. by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      When I was in university the commerce (e.g. business) students signed a petition to abolish arts and humanities studies, since they're a waste of time, money and there's no profit to be made from studying such things.

      It would be a foolish marketing droid indeed who failed to see the profit to be made from studying human nature, its drives and motivations... And thats not just the realm of psychology but requires study of cultural influences as well!

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  108. Why do IT departments even have businesses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can we contract out the business?

    "We have great tech, we just need knowledge on how to bring it to market and make it successful".

  109. IT to fit business or business to fit IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Though I tend to lean more to the tech side than the business side of things, I find a great many IT folks seem to want business to adapt to IT rather than the other way around. Unless IT is the business, it is merely the tool and needs to adapt. If it can't do that then it should be scrapped entirely and replaced with something that can.

  110. LAMP/Windows it's all irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    from a cio's perspective, LAMP is interesting, but what systemic qualities does it have that you think will magically improve your SLA's or improve your time to market or reduce TCO? Unless you're going to convince your partners in the business that they can't buy stuff unless it fits in LAMP, then you've actually increased your TCO. The greatest obstacle to all of those things is not LAMP, Windows, Solaris, or whatever, it's the reduction in total number of "things" you have to support. You've got that right, but unless you're a very small shop, LAMP won't satisfy the solutions the business will drag in.

    Years ago, a headhunter called me up for a CTO position at a large company and they said "We're interested in going to an all open-source solution to save license costs, tell us your approach to how you'll go about this". I insisted they had the wrong metric, TCO had to be considered, because licensing and hardware costs were for the most part the smallest cost of supporting applications. Unless they reduced their headcount in IT Infrastructure or Applications, the move would likely cost them more.

    They persisted, I persisted. And of course, I did not get the job. On the other hand, who wants to work for a company that draws conclusions first and then looks for "facts" to back up their findings. I think they folded a couple of years ago.

  111. Re:Tech vs. Business/Management: That's quite comm by servognome · · Score: 1

    Just do make it clear to everyone: Would you as business man like to discuss your great business plan with a non-business Tech, who then decides which way to go? No, of course not -- he'll hardly understand what your point is at all.

    Actually yes you would if it involved implementation of technology as part of the plan. You don't want to have a plan that looks good on paper but can't be implemented with current technology.
    Just as a tech person should consult the non-tech business man if significant capital is involved. Most tech workers don't have to consult the higher ups if they need to buy some cables, but if they are going to stress available capital or impact how the business runs, then they should be talking

    "Hey we just upgraded the database software, it should save us millions"
    "The systems were down for a week and we lost all our customers"

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  112. Old School Vs. Kindergarten by knoxknowbetter · · Score: 1

    I've found that in older (10+) companies there is that disrespect. It's fashioned from years of inbreeding and bad soup. In startups it's a direct reflection of the founders' "business maturity" I have no excuse for established companies. Except maybe the business just got caught expecting waaaaay too much.

  113. A house divided by HikingStick · · Score: 1

    An old proverb says "A house divided against itself cannot stand." The business is probably large enough to absorb some of the decreases in efficiency that arise from the conflict, so it's not as if the business will collapse, BUT, I think you'll find it will cause your company a significant limp in the long run.

    Let me encourage you, as much as it is in your power, to try to keep the focus on business driving technology decisions. Having been in a place where that was not always the case, I know how hard that is to do. Ultimately, after nine years of trying, I decided to jump ship rather than wait around another 20 years to see if the company might slowly alter the way it handled the business-IT relationship.

    [I'm thankful for my current opportunity. I'm establishing an IT department in a mid-sized manufacturing firm. I'm doing everything in my power to ensure that we are making technology choices in support of business decisions, and not the other way around.]

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  114. Re: spare change by An+anonymous+Frank · · Score: 1

    very much off-topic, though I decided to share...

    begger: "Would you have some spare change for a penile enlargement?" ...

    begger: "I'm kinda short!"

  115. The effect? Destructive... by KC7GR · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine is a senior hardware/software engineer for a Silicon Valley firm that makes fluoroptic temperature-sensing equipment for (among other things) the big high-voltage transformers found in power stations. Based on what he's described to me of the situation at the company (he's getting laid off -- after over 16 years! -- at the end of the month), this animosity you describe has good reason to exist.

    Example: The company used to make process-control equipment (specifically, endpoint control) for the semiconductor manufacturing industry. They had, at one time, an extraordinarily popular and well-received product that, despite pleading from huge customers such as IBM and Intel, was abruptly discontinued because the CEO and board simply decided "We're not going to make those any more."

    Essentially, they took a true "cash cow" for the company and killed it for no good reason. All the parts and subassemblies to make the thing were still available, the operating code was proven, and the thing was a big seller. Nope. Can't have success. Gone.

    The same thing happened with a particular type of fluoroptic thermometer. These are devices that can (very accurately) measure temperature with a non-conductive fiber-optic probe. This is very important in transformers which may have hundreds of kilovolts coursing through them. The thing worked, it was wildly popular -- and the company dropped it for no good reason, despite all pleadings to the contrary from other customers.

    From what my friend has told me, this all happened because the company ceased to value engineering as a skill, and decided to value marketing instead.

    When Marketing wanted a product, they'd come to Engineering with a wish-list and ask how long it would take. Engineering (particularly my friend) would tell them that he couldn't give them an answer without doing some research first. Marketing and Corporate would not let the research happen. Ergo, Engineering couldn't give them anything. They didn't like this, but they also didn't seem to "get it" that you can't make something from nothing, and that (financial) risks and outlay are required to develop ANY new product.

    Worse, they were in denial that they didn't "get it." Eventually, this turned into a vicious circle and, after a spate of failed acquisitions where the CEO simply tried to buy what he thought the company needed, rather than valuing the company's own PROVEN engineering department, the company went into a death spiral which triggered massive layoffs.

    I doubt said company will even last past the end of this year, since they fired all the staff necessary to actually design and build things.

    Now, granted the above sordid tale is only one example. However, I also see it as a symptom of a larger problem: "Big Business," as a culture, no longer values engineering beyond the absolute minimum to get a product out the door. Worse, we've been selling off our skills and abilities to actually manufacture things to the Pacific Rim countries for how many years?

    How much "tribal knowledge" has gone out the door along with that manufacturing base? How long will it be until we literally forget how to actually MAKE things?

    Do I even need to go into the sadder tale of what's happened to Tektronix? To HP? To how many other firms that were once leaders in their fields, thanks to being truly engineering-driven, and that are now pale husks of what they once were (or gone altogether)?

    Given this -- Is it any wonder that there's considerable animosity between common-sense techies and engineers, and pie-in-the-sky bean-counting business? I will freely admit that I feel it as well. It's a big part of what drove me into civil service.

    Keep the peace(es).

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    Blue Feather Technologies

    1. Re:The effect? Destructive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for your story. I'm an unemployed (but bright) engineer. I blame it on business- the kinds of engineering I wanted to do are mostly being done in Asia (I'm in the US.) I don't know the whole story, but I believe all of the laid off HP engineers got together and formed Agilent and now make even better instrumentation. I don't know how successful the company is, but I've heard the stuff is top-notch. The MBA-types drove HP into the ground by making crappier and crappier computer crap. Anyway, I've thought for over 40 years that there needs to be a politically strong national engineer/tech. union. :) My $0.02.

  116. There's a crack in your plumber analogy by HikingStick · · Score: 1

    I agree with your argument that most business line folks don't know how to make IT work, and I agree that IT staff are often taken for granted, but allow me to counter your point with my own take on the analogy.

    I see the business line as the customer who needs the plumber. They need basic plumbing fixtures in place (e.g., toilets, tubs, sinks, showers), and bring on the plumbing (IT) staff to make it happen.

    Unfortunately, here's where things often break down. I've never met a plumber who has been obsessed with the newest technologies in faucets, or one who always wants to install the biggest possible pipes in the walls. The "plumbers" that the business line gets are often like that. Instead of delivering what the customer requested (e.g., toilets, tubs, sinks, showers), they insist on installing (and telling the business line why they need) pressure-assist toilets, bidets, hot tubs, saunas, and even a sprinkler system for the lakefront greenery. The business line pushes back, but the plumbers insist that the business line just doesn't get it--that their trade is too complex to be understood by mere mortals.

    The business line walks away from the situation frustrated and feeling that their plumbers are out of control. After all, they didn't want AM/FM radios and 8-track players installed on every toilet bowl--they just wanted basic plumbing. So, as a result, they complain to the big bosses and lobby to have the plumbing department's budget cut, or to have serious restriction placed upon them.

    Most of these issues could be avoided in the real world if technical staff, teams, or departments would spend more time learning about the work performed by the business line. Then, as they learn what work is performed, they may see opportunities where technology may help improve the process. Instead of running off and establishing a project team to address this perceived need, the wise tech speaks up and educates the user that a technological solution may be available to help get the job done. Then IT needs to sit back and let the business line make the final decision. Sure, it may make sense to us to sweep in and eliminate triple-data-entry by developing a new system for storing ABC-data, but unless you work through the user base you will likely have little acceptance or buy-in. When you, instead, state, "Gosh, I noticed that you are entering the same data into three sysmtes...would you like me to help your group develop a tool that will let you enter it only once?", you allow the business unit make the decisions about the types of plumbing they want in the building. Then, if you deliver what they requested, you'll have laid a building block of trust. Lay enough of those blocks, and you'll find that the business line may actually give you a longer leash and might let you investigate and experiment with new technologies and systems without fearing that you're trying to cram something down their throats.

    Okay, I see the guys in the white coats. I'm stepping down from the soap box.

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  117. A Two Way Street by manlygeek · · Score: 1

    I've been in this business (IT that is) for 34 years and have worked for a variety of business, organizations and the government. IT generally does not live for its own benefit, it is there to make a business successful and to forget that is build your own little empire of ingrates. OTOH, business that wields IT with the understanding of a cave man is using a bazooka to swat a fly. We need to understand what the business is about and support it intelligently and business needs to quit asking for the shiniest new IT thing because the other guy has it, or making unreasonable and contrary demands without understanding the implications for their bottom line and our sanity.

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  118. Tech vs Business by Larryish · · Score: 1

    A good example of proper IT/management interaction is available here:

    Proper IT/Management Interaction Training Website

  119. Think Like the Business by LiveRubberSideDown · · Score: 1

    Unless your company is in the technology business (ISP, Software co., etc), then you are a service to whatever business you're in. Some would argue you're a service either way. IT staff must think first about the business not what is in their own technical self interest. Let's face it, if the business does not prosper, you don't have a job. On the other hand, if you have a part in helping the business prosper, you should be rewarded. We are in the clinical research business. Our message to the IT staff is that they are researchers with expertise in IT. Obviously we are not qualified to be clinical researchers but the shift in perspective is very powerful. Admittedly, only about 10% of the staff get it. Those 10% are far more effective and seem to enjoy their work much more than the rest. It's scary to think what a full staff could do if in this mindset. If you're not willing to see yourself this way, dust off your resume and find a software company where the world can revolve around you.

  120. Re:Tech VS. Business/MGMT - that's the first probl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you for sharing your demotivating thoughts. You are well on your way to demoralizing many tech-types. A question: do you have naturally pointy hair, or will they fit you with a nice toup?

    (ironically the captcha is "tedious")

  121. problem solved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a Large Financial Company that I have done work for changed the name of their "IT" to "BT", for "Business Technology".
    Problem solved!

  122. Wrong wrong wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you say "I just reduced our monthly communications bill from $80,000 to $8,000, they'll probably get you an office with a window, a trip on the corporate jet and your own personal hooker.

    What *will* happen is your immediate supervisor will tell his supervisor that "his team under his direction" just reduced the comm bill from 80k to 8k. He'll be the one to get the jet and the hooker.

    You'll get a pat on the back.

    1. Re:Wrong wrong wrong by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      That's pessimistic. Some managers actually credit their subordinates for their ideas.

  123. Everyone does this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many suits have no knowledge of anything technical, and so make requests and demands that violate things like 'logic' and the laws of physics.

    My company made a widget for a customer. We also did the OS. We then passed the widget on to another company, some software people who are writing the application to run on the widget.

    The application software people shortly afterwards posted a feature request: They wanted us to make a software patch to the OS that would quadruple the battery life.

    Yeah, sure! I'll get right on that. And then immediately afterwards I'll sell my magical physics defying patch to Toyota or Dell and retire as a billionaire.

    No amount of explanation has been able to get these software-only guys to understand what an amp-hour is.

    Posted as AC for obvious reasons.

  124. Do you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...work for Eaton Vance?

  125. It's a clash in perceptions of the world by Maple+Syrup · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People here have been using the term "culture clash", but IMHO it goes even deeper.

    Here's the thing -- as techies, we have a great respect for facts. Facts are facts, and our opinion about them doesn't really matter. So we look to the world for objective information, and put that objective information on a pedestal.

    For folks on the business side, almost everything is *subjective*, not *objective*. In the Sales world, for example, it's all about the customer's *perception* of the product, rather than the actual objective facts about the product.

    Remember that the salesperson's entire goal in life is to overcome the objections of the customer and persuade them to sign the deal. For the salesperson, both by nature and by training, all statements are *subjective* -- they're personal *opinions* and are subject to change.

    (As the old joke goes: when asked what is the sum of 2+2, the lawyer asks 'How much do you want it to be?'. I've seen this held up as a *positive* example by published business types.)

    So when the techie says to the sales guy "it will take a year to implement"; the sales guy sees this as (a) a subjective statement; (b) a negotiating position; and (c) the *start* of the conversation, rather than the end of it.

    Clashes are inevitable.

  126. Ok then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Express as a percentage your love for your girlfriend.

  127. There's only three types of people by russotto · · Score: 1

    To business guys, there's only three types of people

    1) Sales. They go out and get the money. Business guys like these people
    2) Businesspeople. They get the lion's share of the money.
    3) Staff. Everyone else. Whether they are support staff or actually building the company's product, they don't make money; they require it. Businesspeople would ideally get rid of these people, but they've found it impossible to run the business without them.

  128. Balance and reasoning. by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 1

    I seen this with company I used to work for. Each side were entrenched against each other but it takes good management and political skills to get each other work with each other and have a proper running company. Tech side have the ideas and products to make the company and business side have the marketing and management skills to bring the ideas and products to market so your company can exist. Neither side is greater than other because both of them are need to exist.
    Again peaceful co-existence is need to run any public or for profit company. Wars for who is bigger in the company just waste resources thus no gain for the company.

  129. Is anyone paying attention to the question? by bwcbwc · · Score: 1

    He wasn't saying that the business folks were anti-tech, he was saying that the tech folks were anti-business. And the whole discussion degenerates into "the users are stupid" and "IT is just like plumbing".

    Here's my 2 cents (well 5):

    1) There will always be some tension between the two groups simply because the business folks are the service users and the IT folks are the service providers. You have a group of people (who often don't understand the consequences of what they ask for) making demands on the limited time of the people who have to address those demands. If their time isn't limited, then IT is seen as overstaffed (and probably is).
    2) This tension can degenerate into hostility if the corporate culture gives short shrift to either side of the equation, or if there is arrogance on either side about which group is more important. Hostility also builds up if either side is under outside stress (for example, the company or project is in danger of collapse or teams are working ridiculous amounts of overtime).
    3) In a place like an investment firm, the equation is complicated by the fact that not only do you have the systems techies, the apps programmers and the regular MBAs and management types, you also have the financial algorithms techies and the lawyers actively involved in day to day business. There are a lot of people who are conditioned by their past achievements to think that they are the smartest person on the block.
    4) When the tension between the service provider (tech) and the service requester (business) becomes hostile, it will definitely have a negative effect on the company. Hostility can cause people to abuse or ignore processes, resulting in project delays (or badly thought out projects) and lost revenues and opportunities.
    5) A company's processes, especially in IT service management, tend to lag behind their growth. So IT tends to be in more of a fire-fighting mode than most other portions of the business. This leads to the classic situation of IT never getting credit when things go right and always getting blamed when things go wrong. Project-management and Service management metrics can be IT's friend in getting proper credit for achievements, even though most technical IT folks see them as a huge pain in the posterior.

    The short version: the tech folks being "anti-business" is unacceptable if you're describing it correctly. If you hate your customers, you don't belong in that line of work, at least not at that company. On the other hand, what a business person sees as an "anti-business" attitude from IT may just be rational resource planning by the IT managers. It sounds like the interface between the main business lines and the IT services teams is badly broken there. Either get involved in a big process-improvement activity, propose outsourcing some of the IT functions, or run away as fast as you can.

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  130. Tech Vs Business by jkeelsnc · · Score: 1

    This is an interesting subject. I think that IT people must realize that they exist to support the business needs of a company. It is not up to IT to do it their way. It is up to IT to make things work to support the needs of their users and not the other way around. On the other hand, business people need to understand the real challenges involved in rewriting an application or redesigning and implementing a network. Communication and cooperation are the answer and elimination of BS and ego based judgment of each other. The business and the IT are not about you.. that is each individual. The results of business in a corporation are the result of everyone in the company and not just one or a few who think they know better on everything. In America, we have WAY too much individualistic attitude and control going on and wind up with a lot of political infighting and distrust rather than bridge building and honesty that eliminates BS. Someone posted earlier about working for an IT company rather than working for a company that has an IT department. I would say that I have to agree with this. I am a senior at Appalachian State Univ and a CIS major. In the last year I have visited several IT specific companies including Cisco Systems (awesome company). Additionally, while I was in India I had the privilege to visit IBM, Oracle and Perot systems all of whom are primarily IT companies. I think working for an IT specific company would be quite more enjoyable than working for a company whose IT department is despised (despite whatever differences may exist politically between IT, marketing, accounting, management, etc).

  131. It's healthy by Wiseazz · · Score: 1

    According to my old boss, given the nature of what business does, and the nature of what IT does, it is likely for there to always be some head-butting in the relationship. I guess since it's perceived as a normal thing, he thought it was wonderful when I came in and told him that I wasn't exactly getting along with one of our marketing folks (almost came to blows, actually - he still thought it was great).

    So I don't know - I've worked in environments where the relationship worked and those where it didn't. I guess all that matters is the current list of new-age management books sitting on your boss's shelf.

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  132. This seems to be the norm. by choke · · Score: 1

    In almost every company I have worked for but one, the technology group did not share the business goals of the income groups. Most business people seem to see IT as a hurdle rather than leverage, and it seems most IT people see the business end as beggars rather than understanding the partnership.

    The true breakdown of a lack of relationship is when business dictates solutions to IT rather than IT managing the decision process.

    A working relationship is where business treats IT as a resource, and brings them in early as a consultative resource and ideas are shared openly and a solution reached via collaboration, engineering merit and business needs consideration.

    Technology matrices, design groups and other initiatives are steps towards this, but the real key is communication, respect and orientation.

    The cost of not doing it correctly is immense, with unsupportable and poorly chosen solutions that do not fit into a model slowly accreting into an environment which can't be managed or delivered. The cost of poor design is immense, but that is a lesson that's generally not learned for a year after the bad decisions have been made.

    So much money flows into the hands of vendors and consultants who deliver something and then scramble, leaving these short term solutions in a long term situation. The toughest challenge in IT is to change this tradition.

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    "No good deed goes unpunished"
  133. Being Vague is part of the problem by LordWill · · Score: 1

    Tech vs. Business is too vague a statement really. Many bits of business can't move forward without tech these days, making tech the biggest enabler of business.

    I have worked in software development for both internal-only and commercial projects, and saw differences in approach and treatment of the teams. Some of the differences revolve around how money flows.

    If your group or project is seen as a "cost center", then someone has a goal of reducing you as goals for costs are always to make them smaller. (By "cost center" I mean that money is spent with no possibility of revenue. Money is spent to keep things working which were already paid for.) For these projects, being able to say something like "we saved the company X tons of money this year" was good.

    If your group/project is seen as a "revenue center" then there is as least a possibility that some product of yours will be used to make money somehow. These projects have pressures of their own, but I was always surprised how much easier it is to justify resources for them. Here the sales staff is almost always on your side.

  134. Dragons vs Tigers by scorp1us · · Score: 1

    The dragon cannot appreciate the tiger's position because he is not a tiger. The tiger is in the same situation. This extends not just to professional skills, but to a personal level as well. As one of the few geeks trying to run a small business, I can definitely seen how I've caused some pain to the owners before.

    I suggest being a business owner to find out jsut how different it is.
    1. Social skills matter.
    2. Your product is the best, you have to believe that so your customers do too.
    3. You have to worry about costs. Make payroll or get that new gigabit router...?
    4. Unless you work for a software company, your IT systems are a cost center, not revenue producing. You need to focus on increasing revenue and limit costs.
    5. IT exists to serve the company, the company is a document, a legal fiction to make money for the owners in some business.

    From the other side:
    1. Business people want to get their money's worth out of you.
    2. You are smarter than they are; but they make more money than you do. (See, smarts != compensation. You can be an idiot, but if you can sell, you get 10% or more just by connecting people)
    3. Business people are creative in inexactitudes. You're not. You're technical on specifics.
    4. You see limitations and flaws in your own product.
    5. Business is trying to make money, you're just trying to make your job easier.

    Hopefully that will help you see the other side. The other thing you can do is visit your company's customers. See what is important to them about your company. It won't be you. Now realize that your business people care more about the customer than you. Now see your real part in the business.

    What you really have is an opportunity.
    Be the person who bridges the two. You have an opportunity, and the business people, if you can work with them, should reward you and advance you as a natural consequence of appreciating their position.

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    1. Re:Dragons vs Tigers by russotto · · Score: 1

      The dragon cannot appreciate the tiger's position because he is not a tiger. The tiger is in the same situation.

      But like the real situation, that's a false symmetry. The dragon doesn't much care that the tiger cannot appreciate his position, as long as he's tasty. The tiger, on the other hand, is rather put out that the dragon can't appreciate his position.

      Now see your real part in the business.

      Yeah. You're the tiger. Which implies the relationship is necessarily adversarial.

  135. More the opposite, Business hates smart people by echtertyp · · Score: 1

    Business people are not as bright as IT people who are not as bright as scientists and doctors. Don't believe me? Google back for the vitriol toward techies that came out of Wall Street in the months prior to Google's IPO, when Google was adamant that fairness prevail in the allocation of IPO shares. Lots of red-faced thundering from the suits about these upstart tech weenies... it's kind of funny now, how confident the suits were the GOOG would fail because "they're all engineers, no business skills."

  136. Unintentionally funny by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    It's called "frame of reference", Einstein.

    You didn't mean this as a joke, but it's a good one.

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    rediculous.
    1. Re:Unintentionally funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yes, I absolutely did, and I'm glad you enjoyed it. :) I have a BSEE which means I had to take a few physics courses, including (what I thought was) a lot of Einsteinian relativity, etc. Loved it, but it seemed off-topic for what I was trying to achieve (analog circuit/systems, not device physics.) And PBS is running a great 2-hour Nova on Einstein. Try to catch it- it's a little more drama and less technical than I prefer, but it's still one of the best Nova (Novii?) I've ever seen. You will love it!

    2. Re:Unintentionally funny by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      Oh good - glad you meant the joke. I was just zipping by and caught your comment and really got a good chuckle out of it.

      And I did catch the tail end of the Nova special. I was just flipping through channels and it sucked me in. Wound up watching about an hour of it with my wife. We both just stopped what we were doing and geeked out on it. =)

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      rediculous.
    3. Re:Unintentionally funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I felt bad using Einstein's name as an insult, but it fit. Fit the whole /. ruckus really. I'm glad someone enjoyed it. I have a login here but have lost the password, and the system doesn't send me an email when I ask it to. I've emailed /. about it, but they're rude and blow me off so I stay AC.

      Yeah, I was really fascinated by the Nova show. I've always wondered about Einstein's life. How he figured out all of that stuff- on paper! But the show really laid out well the history and information that Einstein put it all together. I was/am bummed about his personal/love life. Great show though. I could use more fact and less drama, but it was pretty well done and told the story well. Take care!!

  137. please don't hurt me by duckInferno · · Score: 1

    Moving from the US the Australia is like moving from the septic tank to the toilet bowl.

    Hey, it's true :P

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  138. Ask the Boeing Machinists.... by Yo_mama · · Score: 1

    I see it a lot in businesses with unions, but that might not be the parallel you're looking for.

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  139. Such idiocy is not limited to IT by OneIfByLan · · Score: 1

    I read a news story some time back about a city manager who wanted to the city fire department into a revenue-generating ambulance company because "those guys aren't doing anything anyways..."

    Even Sun Tsu noted that brilliant generals who maneuvered the enemy into surrendering before the fight even started were less esteemed than idiots who lost half their men to a clusterfuck, and therefore had a chance to display their "bravery..."

    The moral of the story? Even so often generate a horrible "emergency" which you heroically "solve."

  140. From the sales guy's point of view, with apologies by OneIfByLan · · Score: 1

    Are you exclusively talking about dairy?

    I got the impression from the question that he's talking about tech in general. In which case I can count myself. I work for $BIG_DAIRY as a cow and there's animosity here. On our side a lot of it stems from -

    If our milk does really, really well in the marketplace then we might get a bucket of oats, whilst some of the guys on the business side get to retire from the profits, buy sports cars etc.

    If our milk does badly, then there will be a trip to the slaughterhouse.

    We tend to be herded, as if we're an inconvenience, not actually, you know, the guys that produce everything you goddamn sell.

    We're smarter than them. In the bovine, don't-start-nothing-won't-be-nothing way. Many of them are overly loud, arrogant and annoying and bark a lot. Somehow they make more money and are always traveling places and have great cars though...

    They're always telling us not to do fun grassy stuff (otherwise known as exercise) in favour of endless milking.

    From their side, we probably moo too much.

    Pens and stables. Been the same way in every company I worked for.

  141. Re:Polish up your resume and look for a tech compa by Sadsfae · · Score: 1

    Don't count on it. Microsoft and Sun, to name two, are run by suits.

    SUN, not always. The co-founder, Bill Joy, is the author of vi.

    I thought I would mention it because of how much I use vi/vim in my everday life.

    He left SUN in 2003, however.
    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/09/09/1433229

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  142. Tech Focused or Business Focused? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The root of the problem is that business groups care about tasking risks and making money while IT groups care about lowering risks which often costs money. Natural conflict emerges.

    To improve the perception of IT amongst business groups, I've found the best run IT groups align their project management not by IT functions but rather by business units. For example, IT project managers should be aligned with external groups: one IT PM for marketing, one for sales, another for warehousing, etc. IT and business groups can then discuss their common needs, risks, and concerns together.

    Instead, most IT groups align project management by technical function: storage, networking, software, etc. While this may leave a PM as an expert int the area s/he concentrates, it also leaves PMs with fewer resources in their toolbelt, less understanding of those they are serving, and ultimately drives a wedge between IT and business groups.

    When/if your technical organization is big enough, align project managers across both dimensions to get the benefits of both structures. But serve your business units first. They pay the bills.

  143. Techs are not anti-business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think a lot of us Techies are not anti-business, we just don't like being treated like slaves after 20+ years in the industry with the continuous oncall duties, weekend work, and not getting any compensation for it.

  144. sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you ask any IT person what they do for a living and they won't say "insurance" or "car manufacturing" or "banking" they say "computers". in fact that's pretty shortsighted and screws up business function and the amount of money available to pay IT staff. the IT skills and duties of one industry aren't any more closely transferrable to another than the business type skills.

  145. Techs are dead weight and can be outsourced by WhiteHorse-The+Origi · · Score: 1

    Business people view IT workers as dead weight that can be outsourced. In their eyes, you're just another code-monkey and they could do your job but they don't have the time to take a 15-min seminar that will teach them how to be an IT Guru.
    Essentially, they have no respect for you, want to get rid of you, and think you can be replaced at any time. Welcome to the world of IT.

  146. IT is a cost center by klx · · Score: 1

    I think, for the most part, that IT only dislikes business because business disregards/undervalues/outright hates IT. Exceptions for cases where business is being overtly sleazy, of course.

    In businesses that are not selling software or connectivity -- that is, non-IT businesses -- there's almost always a rift between IT and business because IT is a pure cost center. This makes us a thorn in management's side, a whipping boy, and the first up against the wall during layoffs. (Interesting thing -- most of my work experience was at a company that would have melted in a day without IT, yet they still held these attitudes. They thought they were a utility.)

    Where IT is a profit center, there's sometimes still a rift because the salespeople and management don't understand the product. They throw the IT staff under the bus when things go wrong, play political games we don't care to understand. Worst of all, they overpromise our services, and when we fail by their metrics, WE get criticized and THEY get to keep their commission no matter how unrealistic their promises.

    In either type of business, there's a problem of "otherness" -- both sides see that the other doesn't look the same, doesn't think the same, and doesn't hold the same values. And operations is universally disliked, because we're only visible when something goes wrong.

  147. tomato/tamahto by conureman · · Score: 1

    This is another instance of a complex issue which is resistant to rational resolution, and why people who disagree with me are yet allowed to live. I used the term "evil" rather loosely here, and I intentionally qualified it with "seems" and "some people". In conversation I generally would use the term "incorrect", as like a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. I'm glad we are engaging in this discussion, I waste a lot of brain-waves regarding issues like the dichotomy of legal and lawful, &c. (If I go back to school I'm majoring in rhetoric.)
    My own personal "ethical code", which I don't really recommend for any one else, (too hard) is to honor my side of an agreement to a fault, but if circumstances change or something unforeseen comes up, re-evaluate the situation, and if it seems to me that the other party is getting a raw deal, I will adjust what I do to make it fair. My dad used to say stuff like "Buy high and sell low, it keeps you humble." so I've gotten to be quite a contrarian. Occasionally, sharp practice people take advantage of me. As a matter of fact, I boycott many businesses and am nearly unemployable because of my attitude. OTOH, many people seem to appreciate the consideration, and a long and mutually beneficial relationship can develop.
    An example of this style of reason would be "The only way to make a man honest is to trust him." The first day I meet someone, I am quite prone to lending them money, or my car, or some such. I have yet to lose my car, (one guy did kind of whack the alignment and wouldn't cop to it once) but probably one in five takes the money and disappears forever. Sad for them, but I consider it money well spent, as I save myself all the time and personal investment that would be lost if I tried to be friends but got backstabbed later.

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  148. To play with the men, then you have to grow up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All I see here are a bunch of people with egos too big to play nicely. Mostly, anyway.

    Run along little guys, and stay away from my IT department. Business is business: come in with a thick skin, and realize that not every criticism is a personal attack. If you don't like it, you can always go and get your MBA, or go live in that Ivory Tower most of you seem to want so badly. Every damn CS major I met in college was a damned conceited jackass, who cared about nothing but coding this or compiling that. My best friend was one, until he became so obsessed with coding that he neglected his *gasp* girlfriend. Who is now my fiance. If you care more about debugging a shit piece of text than asking your "love's" day went, then you don't deserve to have a family.

    If CS gets your rocks off, good for you. Just don't take other people down (co-workers, company, family) with you, because you're so obsessed with the "purity" and "innovation" of being a CS boy.

    Oh hmm... I think that what I just typed fits for any job: keep a thick skin, and don't take everything personally.

  149. This is why the US has to import engineers by golodh · · Score: 1
    Seriously, sales and business hinge upon a different skill-set than research and product development. It's more about being able to command attention, being able to insinuate yourself into places and circles, being astute enough to recognize advantageous career opportunities, supple enough to avoid blame and to grab credits, and smart enough to succeed in getting mindshare. Those traits are what makes business tick, especially if the "fulfillment department" is manned by someone else. It's certainly less intellectually challenging and it's much closer to the point where the money is being made, so management is more involved and achievement is more visible.

    It's also much less work-intensive (resulting in vastly greater dollar turnover per person hour), resulting in higher salaries.

    Engineers tend to be fairly interchangeable too, because they tend not to connect to very many others inside or outside an organization. The upshot its that they can be fairly easily replaced by someone with the same specifications. So, yes, engineer types have become something of a commodity. And commodities don't command high margins, don't get much recognition, and aren't in a position to make many demands.

    As a result most US students will now (quite rightly from the perspective of making money) prefer a career in business administration and sales over one in engineering, product development, or research. It's easier, the potential rewards are higher, and the competitions from overseas is a lot less because language skills and cultural "fit" are more important. Which is also why businesses need to import ever more engineers from places like India and China. Just have a look on any tech campus in the US. When it comes to Mathematics, Engineering, and Science half of the students are from abroad. Narrow it down to Ph.D. students and you arrive at about 60%-80% Chinese and Indians.

    But that doesn't matter much, does it? Demand will be met and slots will be filled. It's just that engineers and scientists will increasingly have an Indian or Chinese background. But that's not a problem either. Their communication skills aren't why they were hired anyway. Once those guys have their greencard they're as American as anyone else. Why produce what you can import more cheaply? As long as the US pays them more than their native country they will be happy to live and work here.

  150. Think you know what you are talking about? by MichaelJE2 · · Score: 1

    I intern for the head computer tech at a school, and every teacher assumes every problem is with "The Server" which seems to be a magical entity that controls all. Firefox being slow? It's the server's fault. Can't print to a TCP/IP printer? It has to be the server. It would be nice if they didn't think they knew what they were talking about, because then I wouldn't get a headache whenever I talk to them.