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  1. jkgkhg on "Star Trek 3" To Be Helmed By "Fast & Furious" Franchise Director Justin Lin · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    helm is not a verb

  2. How far did you get? on Personal Audio's James Logan Answers Your Questions · · Score: 3

    I got as far as this bit of nonsense (Q2):

    > The term “patent troll” has emerged in recent years, and to the extent that words matter, this phrase has served as an effective piece of negative branding for those who want to reduce the rights of patent holders.

    before stopping reading. I presume the rest of his answers were just as silly.

  3. Cross contamination on Book Review: UP and To the RIGHT · · Score: 1

    Why is this on the front page and not in slashBI?

  4. Re:Not impossible, but very unlikely on Armed Robot Drones To Join UK Police Force · · Score: 2, Funny

    I walked for an hour in London yesterday and saw absolutely hundreds.

    Everywhere I looked there was another Policeman staring at me. To tell you the truth, it began to worry me after a while.

  5. Catch 22 on UK Government Crowd-Sourcing Censorship · · Score: 5, Funny

    Citizen: "Ossifer, I've looked at this website and it is terism"
    Plod: "So you admit to looking at terism? Go directly to Belmarsh. Do not pass go"

  6. Re:sigh on Police In Britain Arrest Man For Bomb-Threat Joke On Twitter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What on earth has this got to do with TFA?

    Yes there are a large number of reasons to be depressed about British law.

    This is *not* one of them.

    In this case a twat broke a sensible, reasonable, well-thought-out law and is paying the price.

    Case closed.

  7. Re:idiot on Police In Britain Arrest Man For Bomb-Threat Joke On Twitter · · Score: 1

    I wholeheartedly agree. In this case exactly the right thing happened. The Police acted appropriately, and everything is OK with the world.

    What is sad is that the parent post (currently) isn't top-rated, instead it's some off-topic nonsense. WTF?

    By all means have a go when stupid laws shaft innocent people, but when sensible laws shaft idiots, then there is nothing to complain about.

  8. Not Facebook - Simon Cowell on Facebook Campaign Decides UK Christmas Music Charts · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "a testiment to the organisational power of social networking sites like Facebook"

    I think that might be going a bit far. What it is testament to is that we're all fed up of shitty pop.

    Previously, we've all been too fragmented, "I don't like shitty pop, but I do like cool jazz" (etc.) so (as with many democratic systems) the thing that the largest people like (which also happens to be the thing the largest number of people also dislike) ends up getting branded "good".

    What happened here was that, pretty much by accident, someone found something that everyone sort-of likes (Killing in the name of) and were able to use as a banner behind which to mass to express how much we dislike bloody x-factor. I, myself, have been not buying X-factor records for many years and have had absolutely zero effect on anything, This year I bought two copies of Killing in the name of (I song I like) (and the second one was a mistake, bloody iTunes) and now can delude myself into thinking I might have had some small influence on Simon Cowell.

    Next time he's putting together an identikit pop star perhaps he'll pause for a moment and think "Should I make this one staggeringly hopelessly bland? No, I'll raise my game and just make it very bland". Which is, at least, a step in the right direction.

    And (back to the point I started with), they tried this game last year, but chose Rick Astley. And even with the "organisational power of social networking sites like Facebook", they failed.

    I think Facebook was probably fairly low down the list of causes for this. I think the real things that helped here are:

    1) Wide spread public anger
    2) Choosing the right song
    3) The BBC (where I heard about it)

  9. Re:One interesting redacted section on TSA's Sloppy Redacting Reveals All · · Score: 1

    Or Ireland or America (McVey, Unabomber, Weathermen, Manson Family, etc, etc.)?

  10. The downward spiral. on Games Workshop Goes After Fan Site · · Score: 1

    This isn't too much of a surprise, GW are notorious for not really understanding all this crazy new "internet" crap. Indeed, they've only recently put up a website that isn't total rubbish (although it is close).

    "What, people are talking about our products, unshackled by our munificent control? Sue them to buggery!"

    Yet another staggering own goal that further tarnishes a once great company. Bankruptcy cannot be far away unless they hire at least one person who actually uses the internet.

  11. Don't Go! on Geek Travel To London From the US — Tips? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    My top tip is "Stay at home", London is a dump (much like the rest of England) and is not even slightly worth visiting.

    If you really want the experience of traveling to England:

    1) Get your hoover bag, open it, inhale deeply
    2) Go outside, roll around in the mud for a bit
    3) Empty your wallet onto the floor
    4) Get your neighbour to punch you in the face.

    Voila, same outcome, but you've saved yourself some time and an airfare.

  12. Are you insane? on Easing the Job of Family Tech Support? · · Score: 1

    I've only had to be sysadmin for one person (my father) and that (until recently) was enough of a pain in the arse. How do you cope with 7?

    Anyway, I have solved my problem pretty easily. Last time his machine ground to a halt under the weight of virii, malware and windows rot, I told him it was broken and then he need to buy a Mac. He did so (although he complained a bit about the cost) and (touch wood) I haven't had to deal with a single support incident since.

  13. Most entertaining... on Microsoft Tries To Censor Bing Vulnerability · · Score: 5, Informative

    is the line from the letter

    "cease and desist the posting in any location of the material and information contained in this post"

    Seeing as it is their SDK that contains the details of this "feature", are they going to send themselves a C&D and then pull the SDK?

  14. Re:Look before you leap on Moving Away From the IT Field? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    >The way I see it, the purpose of life is to do what you want, enjoy doing it, and enjoy helping others do the same. It is very unfortunate that this does not happen.

    I enjoy seeing my children have food to eat and clothes to wear. I enjoy being able to take them out to exciting places. I enjoy being able to send them to school. I enjoy keeping them safe in a reasonable house. My wife enjoys being able to stay at home and look after them.

    All of these things are possible because of the cash I earn at a job I don't enjoy.

    So, while universal joy is a good aim, in the real world it doesn't usually work like that. You have to choose which bits of your life you are going to enjoy and which bits you are going to endure.

  15. WTF? on No Hand-Held Devices In Ontario Cars · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Who on earth thinks drinking coffee while driving could ever be a good idea?

    How do you change gear?

    I applaud this law.

    When you're in the car driving, that's what you should do, drive. *Not* eat sandwiches, drink coffee, play computer games, telephone, etc. etc. Doing so not only puts your stupid life at risk but mine as well.

  16. Re:So what? on A Tale of Two Windows 7s · · Score: 1

    I clicked icons and looked through menus. I thought that was the point of windows, that you *didn't* need to know esoteric text commands to get things done.

  17. Re:So what? on A Tale of Two Windows 7s · · Score: 1

    Re: Networking

    I've just tried to get vista to re-request a DHCP address (after I reconfigured our DHCP server) and after 30 minutes I gave up and resorted to rebooting the machine. (It doesn't seem to let you renew unless it has decided that the connection is "broken").

    Have they fixed Win 7 enough to perform this simple operation without a full reboot?

  18. One down, an unknown number to go. on In the UK, a Few Tweets Restore Freedom of Speech · · Score: 5, Interesting

    According to the last issue of Private Eye there are quite a few of these super-injunctions currently being enforced (i.e. injunctions that not only stop you from saying something, but stop you from telling anyone that you've been injuncted).

    I'd like a few more of them to be twittered, at least so we know that something's being hidden, even if we don't know what it is.

    (and I know injuncted isn't the right word, but I don't know what is)

  19. Why isn't this prohibited already? on Executive Order Bars Federal Workers From Texting and Driving · · Score: 1

    WTF?

    What's next, an executive order prohibiting sleeping whilst driving?

  20. I smell double standards on Gameboy Color Boot ROM Dumped After 10 Years · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Copyright 2009. Costis Sideris."

    So copyright law is good enough for you, but not for Nintendo?

  21. Who would have tought? on Amazon Confirms EC2/S3 Not PCI Level 1 Compliant · · Score: 5, Funny

    It sounds like they really are behind the times. I mean, not even PCI compliant, I'd have expected at least AGP or PCI-X as a bare minimum.

    Mind you, I wonder if this is an old story as I'm fairly sure S3 stopped making video cards many years ago.

    On another point, I too have often turned to the Queensland Swimming Association for all of my questions about All Women Shortlists, I find they are very knowledgeable.

  22. Re:Bye, bye job on What Questions Should a Prospective Employee Ask? · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't accept a job that required either

  23. Bye, bye job on What Questions Should a Prospective Employee Ask? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you have manditory drug testing?

  24. So What? on Windows Drains MacBook's Battery; Who's To Blame? · · Score: 0

    The idea of boot camp has always seemed a bit weird to me.

    You pay a massive premium for a computer because that is the only way to get access to a reasonably functional OS, then you decide "I'm going to run this crappy OS that I could have run on a computer half the price"

    Why?

    If you want to play games -> buy a wii/xbox/ps
    If you need to run windows a majority of the time -> buy a Dell
    If you need to run windows occasionally -> Buy a Mac, use Virtualbox/parallels

  25. Re:It it hadn't been for the Catholic Church .. on Linguistic Clue Pushes Back Origin of "World's Oldest Computer" · · Score: 3, Funny

    One day in the far future:

    "I've finished! The last peice of source recovered. We now know how this ancient artifact called Linux worked"

    "Linux, what's linux?"

    "Its a very old but staggeringly advanced computing system devised *before* the dark age of Microsoft. Its amazing to think that hundreds of years ago people had the ability to listen to music and watch videos whenever and whereever they wanted without being bound by the draconian licencing schemes, blue screens, poor driver quality and cost we have had to put up with for so many many years"

    "Interesting, just think how advanced our technology would be now had Microsoft not had all heretics burned"

    "Yes, it's a terrible terrible shame. What were they thinking?"