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Managing Personal Electronics and Software In the Workplace

darien writes "Last night Symantec hosted a round-table discussion on the topic of consumer devices in the workplace. John Brigden, Symantec's senior VP for EMEA, pointed out that regardless of the policies businesses may lay down, individuals will always try to use their favorite gadgets and websites at work. Reminds me of when I worked in IT support: no matter how many times we told users they weren't allowed to install ICQ, or to connect their personal laptops to the corporate network, they insisted on doing it. Frequently they even asked us to help them do it."

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  1. Fire them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    If they won't follow policy, you fire them! What's the problem? In this day and age, IT folks are easy to replace.

    Think you can't? I beg to differ - I don't care who you are.

    1. Re:Fire them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The deal is that power tripping eye-tee martinets like yourself don't have hire and fire authority over the people who, you know, actually produce revenue. And that is as it should be.

    2. Re:Fire them! by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If they won't follow policy, you fire them! What's the problem? In this day and age, IT folks are easy to replace.

      Think you can't? I beg to differ - I don't care who you are.

      I think you need to meet somewhere in the middle. Employees expect some flexibility with their equipment, and yes there should be limitations on what you can or can not use on that equipment, but a blanket statement like "Don't follow the policy-fired" isn't what is really being asked here.

      How do you find a good position for where the policy and employee desires meet? I certainly wouldn't work for a company that refused to even consider installing certain programs or the use of certain 'gadgets'.

      An example of this is that how certain 'closed' or camera restricted areas are modifying their policies and training so that people can carry their cell phones with them since they nearly all have built in cameras. IE: in areas where you are already allowed to carry a cell phone, you take a special training course and then are allowed to use a cell phone that has a built in camera. There are still restrictions, but it recognizes that it is hard to find a phone w/o a camera.

      The result was that you ended up with VPs and such who couldn't pick the cell phone they wanted because the stores didn't carry them without cameras. And if you don't care that a VP wants to pick a certain phone, and the only rationale you can come up with is "It's policy" Then perhaps it is you that should be worried that IT folks are easy to replace.

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    3. Re:Fire them! by eln · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's a nice theory, but unless you work in fast food high turnover is not a good thing. It's very expensive to find and train qualified people, so dumping them for minor things like this is unwise.

    4. Re:Fire them! by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's a nice theory, but unless you work in fast food high turnover is not a good thing. It's very expensive to find and train qualified people, so dumping them for minor things like this is unwise.

      Pretty much.

      It is much easier (and cheaper) to restrict things, but give employees the ability to request certain features, programs, or support for gadgets. It does take time to evaluate those requests, but it is certainly cheaper than replacing an unhappy employee or one that needs to get around the blocks because there is no method to request acess. When you make the decision, it is also helpful to explain in a dept or company wide letter why the program or gadget is blocked. Do not install "XYZ" will only get you so far. Do not install "XYZ" because it has a known security flaw that we cannot allow on our system, will give you a much better response.

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    5. Re:Fire them! by redscare2k4 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've lost count of how many time I've been forced to circumvent stupid policies to be able to actually do my job. Cos neither my boss nor myself want to go through the nightmare of calling the stupid IT guys (I work in IT too, it's not an attack against the whole group, only against the ones that are stupid) to tell them let me download latest winscp executable, latest linux ISO, latest spring framework release, etc.

      Cos yes, the bright minds at my working place have a blanket ban that prevents downloading every damn .zip, .iso, .exe file.

      And of course they also ban every IM program available, even if using it actually would save time and improve productivity, cos we won't have to send a freaking internal email (slow as hell, btw) to just give the other a job related url, a block of code, or whatever.

      Yes, I know I should just tell my boss "hey, can't do it, go and tell IT their policy sucks bigtime". But my boss answer is "download it at home and bring it back in your usb". And since I'm not going to spend my free time downloading things for my job, I just circumvent their stupid policies.

      So before blindly defending a strict IT policy, make sure it actually makes sense.

    6. Re:Fire them! by clang_jangle · · Score: 0, Troll

      And how much revenue will you produce without your network, smartass?

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    7. Re:Fire them! by diersing · · Score: 1
      Who says its IT people breaking the policy? In my experience, too many business management types rely upon IT to enforce their policies.

      Like you, I agree - if there is a policy against having music on your work machine - fire the people with music on their work machines. Don't ask me to find or craft a solution to delete music files from work machines.

      Of course, it could be those accounting/marketing/sales folks aren't so easily replaced and like you said - its just us techo weenies that are a dime a dozen

    8. Re:Fire them! by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't think anyone would question IT's value - just that when they get all self-indulgent like the obviously trolling grandparent... well, then.

      You don't fire a guy for installing software - unless he's being malicious. And then you still don't fire him for installing software - you fire him for being malicious.

      We used proxies to do our football pools while at work... after 10 years of doing it they suddenly installed a blocker. Did our manager know? Um, yeah, he was in the pool. Sure, we could have done the pool from home - but shouldn't work want me there? Old lab machines running Windows 95 suddenly stop working because some IT guy decides to put some policy enforcement agent on them that uses up the entire 32MB of RAM... doesn't put in RAM of course. We disable the program, computer fixed. As a result, the helpdesk guys refer people over to me when someone complains about a really slow ancient computer. IT one day caps our outgoing email size - tells us that "email is not suitable for large file transfer". Of course, they don't give us outward-facing FTP or anything else that is "suitable". Nice. So we buy space on a godaddy FTP server and use that until they get their act together.

      IT is great - except when they aren't. Not everyone breaking the rules is someone you'd want to fire.

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    9. Re:Fire them! by Jaeph · · Score: 1, Insightful

      In general I agree with you - I've seen some strong & stupid policies in my time. But this I have to call-out:

      "And of course they also ban every IM program available, even if using it actually would save time and improve productivity..."

      They do this because the vast, vast majority of people use it for chatting when they should be working. Even people who do use it productively often *also* use it for chatting.

      If I owned a company, I would ban chat in a heartbeat.

      -Jeff

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    10. Re:Fire them! by 2names · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If your IT staff members are a bunch of jackholes, then they need to be replaced. I am an IT manager (worked my way up through the IT ranks) and I simply do not tolerate my staff acting the way you describe in your post. The people we support are the reason we are here and they need to be treated with dignity. I also do not tolerate people we support berating my staff. There is absolutley no reason that IT workers and the people they support need to be at odds. One cause of this that I have personally witnessed is, for example, many IT workers can not understand why the marketing guy needs to have ICQ. Well, you know what? That is between the marketing guy and his boss. If the software has been approved by a user's manager, then install the software and support it as best you can. We have processed requests from managers asking that their reports have access to gaming sites over lunch. The boss wants you to be able to play games? No problem. Here's your access. If you have any problems, let me know and I will try to fix it.

      There doesn't need to be this rift between IT staff and the people they support, the two groups need to work together. At least, that's what my group does.

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    11. Re:Fire them! by remmelt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're assuming that if you ban IM, people will be more productive. I don't think that's true: they'll just find something else to be unproductive with.

      Workers need time off besides lunch and coffee breaks. Either way you'll get the unproductiveness, either through sloppy work at the end of the day or by them having their mini breaks. If that time is spent chatting to their girlfriends, that's fine.

      On the other hand, when they are being productive, they can easily save time by sending bits of code or whatever through IM. This increases their productivity.

      I don't see the problem, except for if I would find myself working for a person who is this restrictive about my life, I'd quit in a heartbeat.

    12. Re:Fire them! by mweather · · Score: 1

      Intent doesn't matter. Effects do. Installing a potential attack vector like ICQ when you were asked not to should be grounds for firing. Nobody produces enough revenue to make that kind of risk worthwhile. Then again, why does IT let these people even have the ability to install software of any kind?

    13. Re:Fire them! by AnEducatedNegro · · Score: 1

      you're right. everyone uses usb flash drives, so lets rework our policy of not allowing any storage device to connect to our network to only allowing flash drives. we'll "train" our users not to pirate software from our networks. not to copy lil' jimmie's screensaver to our desktop. not to keep a copy of employee's SSN records on the flash drive.

      oops, someone forgot about that silly training course and after being fired for allowing a virus to ravage your network (and the overtime in IT labor) the flash drive turns up on ebay complete with your employee's medical data and a copy of the software used to read the records.

      are you sure that middle ground is necessary?

    14. Re:Fire them! by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Sorry if I came across as making them sound like imbeciles - they weren't. Fact is, some were my good friends and I was pretty open about what I was doing.

      A lot of the time their hands were tied, though. Things need approval, initiatives don't really get run by the people that they will affect, disk space and server space were always short, etc. For instance, getting a site whitelisted was sort of a big deal. The CEO got pissed off when they blocked ebay and some other sites he visited, and so those were quickly unblocked. When I asked them to unblock yahoo sports or whatever it was, they told me to make a business case and have it approved by my manager... not unreasonable, but it was far easier to set up a proxy (a solution some of the IT guys used to see their all-important gaming sites). So that's what happened. I think there was a generational thing there - older folks couldn't understand spending your lunch hour surfing gaming reviews/strategies and so it stayed blocked. Whatever.

      Anyway, I wouldn't say there was much of a "rift" where I worked - it was all friendly. I was just pointing out how suggesting that all rule breakers get fired is asinine.

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    15. Re:Fire them! by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Installing a potential attack vector like ICQ when you were asked not to should be grounds for firing.

      No, it shouldn't.

      Then again, why does IT let these people even have the ability to install software of any kind?

      Exactly. The only reason we have IT is because the average person can't keep up with all of this stuff. If security and networking were easy, there wouldn't be an IT department. If IT wants all potential attack vectors ruled out, then they should do it by locking down the PC. If an otherwise good secretary clicks on an ICQ installer at some point, she sure as hell should NOT be fired.

      Let me ask you - if you lose your ID badge, maybe leave it on the bus... should you be fired? After all, someone could use it to enter the building - it's a security risk that is all your fault, regardless of intent.

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    16. Re:Fire them! by phoenix321 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Problem is: you're dealing with real actual people that have real actual lives and interests. Your job is to secure IT infrastructure AND support your users. If you care only about your holy sanctified security, you're only doing one half of your job and if they manage to install software, you don't even perform that half properly.

      People use ICQ at home all the time and somehow many of them manage to not get rootkitted and that's not out of sheer luck. So where's the problem in reproducing the same guidelines for your workplace that sane home users follow when using ICQ? There are peer-reviewed GPL'ed ICQ clients, remember?

      And why is IT security on desktop machines so important? You control their web access, you control your servers and your data center is behind many layers of firewalling. The worst that could happen is a w32.Blaster outbreak among your workstations and that's going to happen only if you skimp on updates, scanners and internal firewalling.

      So what? You have images to reinstall one machine in less than ten minutes. The poor little user who wrecked his machine by installing ICQ will be ashamed for weeks among his coworkers. You can BOFH them into oblivion later on, so why should anyone be fired then?

      And then again this is not only about revenue-risk-tradeoffs but also because of company attitudes, company loyalty, trust between departments and an environment worth working in. After all, we all do 10 hour workdays sometimes and God help our office staff if they were confined to Word and Excel only then. We want them to actually like going to work, because that saves a ton of wage raises in the long run and reduces turnover by extreme percentages. If you annoy your users, you cost your company brownie points and raise turnovers. And high turnovers cost more than all ICQ desasters combined.

    17. Re:Fire them! by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      It's only idiots who think that workers are robots and can work in top form non-stop with no means of relaxation. You're perfectly free to believe that and I'm perfectly free to not work for you. Granted you'll likely only get idiots and the desperate working for you so don't complain when they keep acting like idiots.

      I'm also salaried. I get paid to get things done not for my warm body to fill a chair for 8 hours. If I waste time than that just means that I need to make up for it later. If I don't get my work done then that's my manager's job to do something about not ITs.

    18. Re:Fire them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When your boss tells you to download from home and bring it back on your usb stick, then go home and do the download. If it goes past working time, stay home in the morning the requisite hours to do the download. When the boss complains, tell him you were only doing what he told you to, using resources YOU paid for.

    19. Re:Fire them! by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      There are two sides to every opinion, and you do a good job of explaining the working stiff's side of IT policies.

      However, having been on both sides of the fence, here is the IT side.

      When Joe User installs software on his computer that introduces a virus in the network after you've told him over and over again to stop installing crapware on his machine, you get a little frustrated and wish he would just find employment elsewhere. After rebuilding Jane User's computer for the third time this month after she mucked around with policy settings that she didn't understand (again) and her supervisor insists (again) that she absolutely must have admin access to do her job, you begin to consider giving her an etch-a-sketch instead of another laptop. I've had employees wonder why they can't e-mail a 150MB autocad file to another employee in a remote location, and that's why IT puts caps on outgoing e-mail size. I worked with one guy in particular who constantly badmouthed IT because he thought he knew more than the senior admin (he didn't) and he was hoping to get enough people griping to force IT to do things the way he wanted (we didn't).

      However, you are, of course, correct. There are some real dumb***** in IT who aren't qualified to work a cash register at Best Buy (no offense to Best Buy cashiers intended), and they often make some really boneheaded rules. There *are* IT admins who are on a power trip and enjoy keeping non-IT staff under their thumbs. But there are *also* very competent IT administrators who simply want to provide a stable and reasonably secure network.

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    20. Re:Fire them! by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      While you're at it, train everyone of your employees not to be stupid.

      Has anyone yet considered

      - admin rights and alcotests in every company operated vehicle, so no one with a hint of alcohol can start the engine, because driving under the influence kills workers and costs the company thousands?

      - admin access only to knives, scissors, screwdrivers, lawnmowers, chainsaws, drills and hammers because otherwise they could be misused and cause injuries or death among the workers?

      - locks on doors and windows so no employee can open them without admin rights and fall to their death?

      - tight-fitting gas masks that cannot be removed without admin rights for workers in a chemical plant so no one can accidentally breathe in fumes?

      - admin rights for bathroom door locks so employees can not spend too much time in unauthorized potty breaks?

      - admin rights on company stationery, stamps, pens and ink so no employee can write unauthorized company letters that management cannot review nor censor?

      - mandatory security mumbo-jumbo and admin-only-everything anywhere except information technology?

      I don't think so. After countless hours of trying to get online on unsecure wifi during business trips, trying to use a coworkers internet access to review train schedules or trying to get one lousy presentation or spreadsheet to another business partner's computer, I'm totally fed up with ridiculous IT policy.

      Nowhere in the corporate world will you find access or usage restrictions even remotely as silly and obscene as in IT. I mean, you can use and take out construction vehicles or machinery worth several hundred thousand bucks without more than showing your license and signing a slip of paper - in the same company that forbids using USB thumbdrives under the death penalty.

      Sooo ridiculous. People are expected to acknowledge and avoid tremendously complex failure modes on heavy, expensive and dangerous machinery while we forbid them to install a screensaver on their workstation "for safety reasons". Some engineers have rotating control-station- and office-duty shifts: in the control room, they are trusted to manage nuclear reactors, but in their office shifts we restrict them from installing screensavers without a second thought.

    21. Re:Fire them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The network will be just fine without wannabe fascists making arbitrary, unreasonable rules and justifying their misuse of authority by treating letting users change their wallpaper and installations of software used by thousands of people without incident as "attack vectors" and "security risks". In fact, it might just end up being more useful.

    22. Re:Fire them! by MightyYar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. Honestly, I don't know why IT doesn't just lock down PCs as the default. None of this "make a business case" stuff to install something new - just have a half-competent IT guy okay the install and let the user's supervisor know that it's going on.

      And sometimes people who fancy themselves competent make some mistakes (ahem, me, ahem). Like one time I was testing QNX (we used it on an embedded system) and I plugged it into the network with a fixed IP and it crashed a bunch of boxes... something to do with ARP tables... whoops! So please be patient with us lusers :)

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    23. Re:Fire them! by cparker15 · · Score: 1

      I wish my mod points hadn't just expired. I used to sit next to a woman who would chat on the phone with people from all over the country. About everything. Intimate encounters, medical information, shopping sprees, trips to Prague. You name it.

      She would log her personal chat time under one of her most active projects in our time tracking software. She was recently promoted to some higher echelon position.

      Technical restrictions are stupid. People will find ways around them.

      That said, these restrictions are sometimes necessary from a legal compliance standpoint for auditing purposes, such as blocking personal e-mail at a government agency (HA HA HA HA HA *gasp* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!) or a bank.

      From a memo sent to all employees at my workplace about a year and a half ago:

      As all of you are aware, financial services firms continue to be under heightened regulatory scrutiny relating to compliance generally. One of the regulatory requirements that has been in place for some time at Initech Financial Services and across the industry is that all email communication by individuals at IFS must be archived and reviewed from a compliance perspective.

      A recent regulatory review advised Initech Financial Services to investigate industry practices relating to access of third party email providers (Google mail, AOL mail, etc.) and third party instant messaging from IFS desktop computers. The regulatory report recommended that we prohibit employee access at IFS to all such third party email and instant messaging providers as these emails and messages cannot be archived and monitored by compliance.

      Gotta love iGDS.

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    24. Re:Fire them! by multisync · · Score: 1

      We are struggling with many of the same issues you raise where I work. One of the things I am looking at is having the costs associated with cleaning up the mess created by bad user behavior charged back to their department. Someone else pointed out earlier in this thread that IT staff are not generally revenue producers, and this is correct. But the revenue generated by your star producer won't mean much if he is a huge drain on resources.

      It's no different than a project manager who doesn't manage effectively, and whose job costs end up exceeding the revenue they produce. Or a salesperson whose margins don't cover all of the costs associated with generating his sales (including his expenses, car allowance and the overhead of the people needed to support him). Or, for that matter, someone who is stealing office supplies, or driving a company vehicle in to the ground. Costs associated with bad employee behavior need to be contained, whether that bad behavior is being wasteful and inefficient or violating the acceptable use policy for company-owned equipment.

      If IT is treated as just another overhead like the lights and the heat, abuses will always occur because there is really no way of knowing what those abuses cost the company on a per-incident basis. If IT actually bills departments for the work they do, and that information ends up in the relevant employee's personnel file, these costs can be considered when evaluating that employee's performance for the purpose of determining raises, bonuses and promotions.

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    25. Re:Fire them! by 2names · · Score: 1

      Were you a member of the Audrey team at 3Com (we had that same type of event happen (QNX was the core OS for the (complete failure) Audrey) several times)?

      How's THAT for some nesting (you'd think I was a Pascal programmer or something)?!?!

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    26. Re:Fire them! by calmofthestorm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The nice thing about IT people is that there are plenty of good ones, and you can afford to hire them and fire the idiots.

      The joys of having linux administered for me by someone else:-)

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    27. Re:Fire them! by calmofthestorm · · Score: 1

      If your employees are that stupid, you have bigger problems.

      Everywhere I've worked it's been; we support this. Stray from it + fuck up = major fireage. I brought my own laptop and USB keys and remote controlled by work desktop with ssh. No complaints.

      Of course I did have to spoof some things to get wireless... ...maybe I'm just an awful employee...

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    28. Re:Fire them! by calmofthestorm · · Score: 1

      when I worked in a organization, their incompetent IT people closed my account early. So the local sysadmin built a back door in so I could do my job.

      If idiots manage competents, you end up with security holes. Better to allow much and document all.

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    29. Re:Fire them! by lgw · · Score: 1

      But, really, what's the per-incedent cost of a bunch of people that you're paying anyway. It would all be funny-money, and funny-money charges are calulated based of friendship with the guy who does the calculating, and similar politics.

      In most of the shops I've worked in, the minimum acceptable revenue for a software group was 1 million per head. IT costs were a few thousand per head, at worst. If some guy'd bad habits doubled or tripled that every year, it would still be noise.
       

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    30. Re:Fire them! by multisync · · Score: 1

      admin rights and alcotests in every company operated vehicle, so no one with a hint of alcohol can start the engine

      In many companies, operating a company vehicle under the influence of drugs or alcohol is grounds for dismissal.

      admin access only to knives, scissors, screwdrivers, lawnmowers, chainsaws, drills and hammers because otherwise they could be misused and cause injuries or death among the workers

      It's not uncommon to require employees to be trained and certified before operating equipment or using tools.

      locks on doors and windows so no employee can open them without admin rights and fall to their death

      If there is a likelihood of the employee falling out of the door or window, it would be irresponsible to not take action to prevent that.

      admin rights for bathroom door locks so employees can not spend too much time in unauthorized potty breaks

      If the terms of your employment state that you get a fixed amount of time for breaks during the day to go potty, or have a smoke, or get a coffee or eat your lunch, it's really no different than your employer requiring you to start and end your day at a given time. It's his time; he's paying for it.

      tight-fitting gas masks that cannot be removed without admin rights for workers in a chemical plant so no one can accidentally breathe in fumes

      Naturally. Our staff often work on sites where air quality is an issue, and yes, they wear respirators when it's prescribed by the Safety Officer. Do you not have a Safety Committee where you work? Where I live, we could have a job site shut down for failing to comply with Occupation Health and Safety standards.

      admin rights on company stationery, stamps, pens and ink so no employee can write unauthorized company letters that management cannot review nor censor

      If I use the company's postage meter to mail a letter, I drop 52 cents in the jar just like anyone else. No different with other office supplies, they're not mine and I don't take them for personal use.

      The computer I work on and the network it connects to are also not my property, so I abide by the policies my company has established, even when it would be more convenient for me to simply do as I please. Just like that engineer at the nuclear reactor wouldn't tolerate me poking around the controls at his work station, IT staff shouldn't tolerate people disregarding company policy with regard to more mundane parts of the infrastructure.

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    31. Re:Fire them! by multisync · · Score: 1

      And that's great, if the only people you are supporting are high-volume revenue-generating top performers. But if you are also supporting dozens of "entry level" type people for every one of those high-earners, it eats away at your margins pretty quickly.

      And my point was that you need to identify where you are spending your IT resources, and determine if the benefits of giving someone more leeway outweigh the costs. I might be more tolerant of a top earner who just can't seem to stop losing cel phones, or putting dents in his Lexus, than I am of an entry-level clerk who will open any attachment or install any piece of rogue software just because he doesn't give a shit.

      You might very well find that with some people it makes sense to keep fixing their fuck-ups, but if you are not actually tracking each incident and what it cost to correct it, you just don't know.

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    32. Re:Fire them! by lgw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, it seems like the useful number here is "how many IT guys could I fire if people followed the rules a little better". Are you sure you want management to have that number? I'd expect them to announce a policy, fire half the IT staff, and consider it a win. People wouldn't actually change their habits, of course, so it would be unpleasant all around.

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    33. Re:Fire them! by Jaeph · · Score: 1

      Don't tell me what I assume.

      I can see people talking around the water cooler, taking more time for lunch, calling home, and so on. I agree that a bit of that is expected and likely healthy.

      But IM is different - I'll never find out how much they are chatting. Humans are selfish, lazy creatures - if you give them an out, they will take it. So I don't advocate giving them an out.

      Again, don't put words in my mouth - I'm not aiming for 8 hours of unbroken productivity. I've never seen that from anybody. But I think IM is too much in the other direction.

      -Jeff

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    34. Re:Fire them! by dbIII · · Score: 1

      You don't fire a guy for installing software - unless he's being malicious. And then you still don't fire him for installing software - you fire him for being malicious.

      Take an example: First you have a policy of not allowing general unskilled office staff to install software. You then have someone install something to give them smiley icons for their email (wish I was making it up) which turns out to be a paticularly nasty bit of malware. You also let things inside the network send things out on port 25 to allow a very badly designed bit of antivirus software to check for updates. Next thing you are on a dozen spam blacklists due to sending out hundreds of spam a minute. Now you might not fire the person that broke the rules and was stupid and you might not fire the guy that set up that PC without antivirus software or the guy that chose the broken antivirus software on the other machines - but you certainly don't want to have a recurring series of similar mistakes.

      The poster above had some good points and they come down to poor communication with the IT staff, which can result in some pretty poor rules put in place.

    35. Re:Fire them! by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Were you a member of the Audrey team at 3Com

      Nope! Sorry... love the nested parenthesis, though. :)

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    36. Re:Fire them! by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Next thing you are on a dozen spam blacklists due to sending out hundreds of spam a minute.

      Yikes! I'd think you'd only let 25 go out to a limited IP range to get the antivirus updates :)

      I understand the need to have IT rules, and I understand how destructive lusers can be... hell, I've been the source of a headache or two before (yeah, that linux box I plugged in DID have a DHCP server running... ooops!). I just don't understand the mentality of guys like in the top of the thread... firing the smiley face girl in your example will just bring on a replacement who is just as likely to adorn her computer with malware.

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    37. Re:Fire them! by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      Let me ask you - if you lose your ID badge, maybe leave it on the bus... should you be fired? After all, someone could use it to enter the building - it's a security risk that is all your fault, regardless of intent.

      That's a really good analogy.

      I find the prevalence of "If an employee is suboptimal in any way, fire them and start over" to be really creepy and upsetting.

      For instance, what about that person who's slow picking up workplace policies and rhythms, but once they're caught up, phenomenal at their job? I mean, do they get to have valuable work and money for food and shelter? Or does a minor setback mean "Whoops, no job for you! Go live in a gutter!"

      Any system that's going to be dealing with people needs to understand and deal with the mistakes we can't help but make.

    38. Re:Fire them! by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      (lisp (were (you (think (I'd)))))

    39. Re:Fire them! by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      A good plan might be to set up an intranet site listing all allowed (and specifically banned) extra-company software, with a web form for submitting suggestions. Every (increment of time), IT reviews the suggestions, and updates the banned/allowed list.

      Now you still have the issue of employees working to get around bans, but if you're banning primarily malware (and have this listed next to the entry on the banned page), I don't think that will be a problem except from the genuinely malicious (who would be a problem anyway).

      Also, if a company uses systems that are based off of a network image or are routinely refreshed from disk images (except the home/user directories), you could lock the computers down, and have IT update the images based on the suggestions with the most popular/requested software. The users are happy, because their programs get installed and they have agency in the process, and IT is happy because there's less room for users to destroy the systems.

    40. Re:Fire them! by nosfucious · · Score: 1

      As an IT guy, I could care less if Fredd Dagg office worker installs a picture of wife, kids and dog on his PC as a wallpaper.

      However, the 18 year old office temp, wants pop star de jour on the desktop, downloads PussycatDolls-nekkid-screensaver-install.exe and kills the local system, puts virus infected files on the network shares, deleting or changing files they have access to and starts eating LAN and WAN bandwidth as fast possible.

      Risks and issues to the company:
      - IT staff time cleaning computer, network.
      - IT staff time restoring backups of files.
      - Possible copyright infringement exposure.
      - Office temp downtime as moving resource to new PC is not "cost free". Time is money.

      Do you have time to run around and personally vet each and every screensaver installation? The most cost-efficient way here to make a corporate standard, and enforce with whatever vendor supplied tools are available.

      Change the above to "Photoshop", that the user downlaoded from a P2P service. Anyone with a business need will have this installed by a competant administrator, license paid for and the application will be supported.

      And let's not forget about the various pieces of phoney-baloney compliance legislation out there. (Sarbanes-Oxley, et al). Every year, we have to prove that the corporate information is safe, and is providing an accurate picture to our corporate overlords, who are in turn providing accurate information to the market.

      An IT departments biggest threat is the person that might know a thing or two about a PC, but nothing about how to run a network. An IT department that isn't responsive to users legitimate needs will end up having more problems than it solves as users find a way to "get things done". Users aren't the enemy, nor is IT.

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    41. Re:Fire them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, sometimes it the IT boss acting like this.
      And he/she doesn't like to be replaced.
      And probably listens now ... help

    42. Re:Fire them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess what, they are there to work. They get a lunch break, and their standard breaks. If "workers need more time off" they can have all the time they need in the unemployment line.

      They are just gonna find some other way to be unproductive? I'm sorry, whether they are surfing porn or sports, or sitting there reading a comic book they are misusing company resources and committing fraud. They are paid to work, not to check the latest scores.

      "oh they are restricting my life"...then quit, not like there aren't a 100 other people to replace you in a heartbeat in this economy.

      IT policies are strong handed not because we enjoy being draconian, thats just an added benefit :), its because that's more time for IT to support software and fix issues that shouldn't be a problem in the first place. I can't begin to count the number of times I'm had to fix a computer because a person installed unauthorized software and hosed it, now wasting time they could be working, and wasting my time to fix it(while complaining because its taking to long to fix). And how many viruses spread through applications like IM, bearshare, etc. I like at one job where they were passing around elf bowling, and we were so mean for taking it away. Too bad it was embedded with a virus and spyware that eventually creamed the pc.

      "stop, you're being mean, don't take that away" I'm sorry, I'm not sympathetic at all to this crying. If you need elf bowling, sports scores, or some other distractions at work, bring in a laptop with a broadband card or get a phone with web access. Its not going on my network. I work enough hours here away from kids without adding more because some jacka$$ decided he needs a program to make him feel soft and fuzzy at work. If its a legit program, then put it through the channels and we'll get it added for you, simple enough.

      no i don't have angry issues :) , just telling it how it is lol

    43. Re:Fire them! by afidel · · Score: 1

      Sorry but policy is generally in place for a reason, and in the case of things like bans on ICQ it's generally due to legislation. You might not have heard of things like Sarbanes Oxley, but IT is now legally required to make damn sure ALL company correspondence is captured and logged. If we allow just anything to be installed we are putting ourselves and the directors of the company in personal danger of criminal prosecution. Your need to have ICQ despite it being against policy is NOT worth me going to jail, no matter HOW much better you like it.

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    44. Re:Fire them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know what kind of IT Manager allows managers out and about the company to decide what programs or games are installed on the network. Maybe the IT people should start telling that sales people which leads they are allowed to call and what deals they are allowed to work. That seems a kinda back seat approach to me.

      Why a sales guy needs ICQ is between his boss and his manager? I'm sorry, the heath of the computers and network is your job. In any company I've worked at, the sales guy and his boss would have to prove to the IT manager that ICQ, or any software is of vital need. Not just approved because "manager bob said it was ok". Because fred wants to talk to joe, who's cube is 2 rows over, is not a good enough answer. There is the phone and company email. Its different if the ceo someone like that, asks for a piece of software, but the IT manager would still advise on the risks and advise against if so warranted. No offense, but must be easy being an IT manager at your place with so little decision making and responsibilities

    45. Re:Fire them! by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Your need to have ICQ despite it being against policy is NOT worth me going to jail, no matter HOW much better you like it.

      If users could send me to jail by installing arbitrary software, I'd sure as hell have their computers locked down. If you think that all of your users will read and memorize all of your policies, you are smoking something... you have to enforce them. And no, that does not mean firing employees to make some kind of an example of them.

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    46. Re:Fire them! by afidel · · Score: 1

      Trust me, I DO have them locked down. It's more the attitude that it's all the big, bad, uncooperative IT departments fault that I can't have my shinny toy that gets me. We don't do things to piss users off (at least most of us don't), we do it because it's our job to enforce company policy and the law.

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    47. Re:Fire them! by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Well, on the other hand - if a marketing guy comes to you and says, "I need ICQ for an online campaign we're doing." What do you do? You need to support his business needs. If necessary give him a virtual machine with keyboard logger or what have you so that you have a SarbOx record.

      If he's shooting the shit with his college buddies, then yeah I agree with you.

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    48. Re:Fire them! by afidel · · Score: 1

      Most likely I would suggest an alternative that we control with enterprise logging built in. If he insisted on that specific tool for a good business reason then yes, I would come up with a technology solution to meet his needs and the businesses needs. But, the business would have to realize that the more complex solution comes at a cost and would need to weigh the costs of implementing the solution vs the business benefit.

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  2. Technologies are a part of life now... by BobMcD · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You have to shore these up with human controls: enforced policies, employee agreements, and the like.

    This is a human problem caused by our adaptation to technology in our entire lives. Should the computer have been a device you only run into at work, the draconian idea of 'you may only do what we say' may have stuck. But since people get to experience life outside this kind of control, they're going to crave it everywhere.

    And resisting it is mostly just frustrating everyone.

    Now, I'm not saying you have to support every oddball app on the planet. I would recommend you have an 'approved software' list, and back that software up with support. Saying 'that is not supported, use this' is far better than locking things down, from my experience.

    Focus on the wetware, not the software and hardware...

    1. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      Indeed, as well as every 3 months somebody publishes a study to say that "evil lusers" are doing bad things sometimes to be more productive and sometimes to slack off. Unfortunately, like many things in life it is a sliding scale rather than a one size fits all solution. Sure block the pr0n, day-trading, ebay side business managing clowns, but for $deity's sake don't set the default home page to the bloated ass corp intranet portal. If I fire up a browser window to read some html documentation or to check a vendor's site I don't need the 30-45 second pause while the poorly written jscript or vbscript hell slowly loads.

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    2. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      i have a simple solution for stopping employees from using unauthorized gadgets at work:

      1. put all workstations and authorized office electronics in faraday cages.
      2. purchase & install a large NNEMP (non-nuclear electromagnetic pulse) device.
      3. put on a lead apron and/or jockstrap.
      4. set the NNEMP generator to turn on at random intervals.
      5. ???
      6. profit.

      you might also want to make sure that your company health plan doesn't cover work-related sterility.

    3. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by Sandbags · · Score: 0, Troll

      First, Group Policy makes it very easy to prevent a user with standard credentials from installing and software at all. Network scanning tools like Spiceworks make tracking down unaproved applications quick and easy. If it's a real problem, software like Altiris of Ghost Enterprise can simply re-image the machines nightly, overwriting and changes.

      Second, proper firewalling and filtering, combined with a white list of approved sites, and further user based site access tracking quickly stops both employees who try to go where they're not allowed and also stops employees wasting "as much as 3 hours a day surfing the web."

      Third, Disable plug and play. Now connected devices won't automatically be accessible. (certain models of mouse and keyboard, and company distributed thumb drives will be installed by default and work automatically) Other devices will need a helpdesk employee to remotely connect to your system to activate. This not only protects you from users installing unaproved software, but also deflects one of the key ways a corporation gets a virus, and also limits data theft. We also disable the DVD drive (or at least hide the icon so you can't access disks) Want to bring files from home? We have a web accessible space for that and all file transactions are logged.

      Fourth, block access, using group policy, to any control panel or feature a user should not have access to. Leave them there themes, and any other settings that would otherwise be considdered an ergonomic or user preference, but block everything else, even sleep other power settings.

      Fifth, Lock down file write permissions. Corporate users should not be able to save ANYTHING to their local machine from any application. Everything should go to shared storage.

      Lastly, (at least all I'm bothering with, there's certainly more), Users at the office are expected to be working. They don't need access to all sorts of software and devices that don't directly lead to productivity or company business. On the other hand, we need to allow them their comforts (music players, etc) so some social applications like iTunes should be approved. If they want something to be available to them, they need to fill out a help request ticket. Any user trying to bypass this process is subject to instant termination or reprimand.

      Users will also typically request access to personal e-mail accounts and chat applications. Since we don't want to introduce virus potential (or let them waste too much time per day on it) we allow them to request that helpdesk add additional POP e-mail accounts to their corporate e-mail account, provided they're through approved servers like gmail or MSN. This way, all mail passes through the company's strong filtering systems, and can be considdered safe, plus we can also keep an eye on employees over using personal accounts (typically, we throw a red flag if they send more than 15 personal e-mails a day). We allow pre-approved chat applications and rely on floor managers to make sure they're not over abusing that privilidge (plus all chat is logged to a corporate system, so if there's an HR issue, we can persue it).

      Face the facts. You're at work. Unless you're on break, you're expected to leave your personal life at the door. We don't mind you customizing button bars, or loading personalized wallpaper (though we do need it to go though the helpdesk to insure youre not putting copywritten or HR worrysome images on corporate equipment), but beyond that, the machine was provided to you to accomplish a job. We don't mind that you need to keep in touch, and be able to receive critical notifications from family, doctors, school administrators, etc while at work, but generally we prefer people call you instead since e-mail and chat should not be trusted in emergencies, and can easily be checked when on breaks.

      Surfing the web, especially social sites, and even reading the news, should strictly be limited to your time on break. If you want to bring your own notebook to work to do that, we

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    4. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by nabsltd · · Score: 4, Funny

      I assume the 20 minutes you spent writing this post was on your break and not listed on your timesheet as "continuing technical education".

    5. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by plague3106 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Face the facts. You're at work. Unless you're on break, you're expected to leave your personal life at the door.

      Actually, the courts, at least in the US, disagree with you. They've stated that yes, you can use very small amounts of times to take care of personal errends, even if not on break. They've spelled out reasonable phone use, so I imagine email / web use would also be reasonably included.

      People forced into small, strict break times are routinely found to be less productive that those allowed some other distractions at work. It's really in your best interest to lighten up a bit.

    6. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Or, you take all this energy you're putting into controlling your workforce and spend it on actually earning income for your company.

      Whichever works best, I suppose.

      IT is entirely cost. Since you'll never, ever, ever really win this fight, pass it to HR and move on.

    7. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by StarvingSE · · Score: 1

      I bet you're a blast at parties...

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    8. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by myz24 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I actually don't think this guy was entirely out of line. There are some really good tips in there for people who don't realize what you can do to help control things. I don't let people install apps either because it increases my support issues on things that just aren't important.

      I can't tell you how many times people would complain to me that their computers were slow. I'd find weatherbug on the machine and remove it. Seeing the computer was faster they thanked me and installed it again and then complain their computer is slow. No matter how often I explained that that program was the issue, they just wouldn't get it. Sometimes you really do have to protect users from themselves.

    9. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by I'm+not+really+here · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you don;t like it, take a pay cut and go work for the other guy...

      Funny thing is, you run a shop like that, and when you need that developer to work 80 hours a week for the next 3 weeks to get a project done on time, and he says "Hell no! I get paid for 40, and you make absolutely sure you get that 40 out of me. Why should I give you anything extra?"

      So, you fire them, and your project tanks.

      Then they get a job elsewhere, where they are free to do whatever, but have deadlines. They meet every deadline at their new job and still have the freedom to enjoy their life. Their new job has a project, and the manager says "hey, I know it's been nice and easy for the last couple of months, but we have a biggie that just came through - a nasty bug in the code needs to be fixed by friday so it can be QA'd for the release... We're gonna have to pull a few all nighters." This "problem employee" that you fired responds "No problem. I'll get right on it." and that company does better than yours.

      People are people. Take away freedoms and treat them like hired cattle, and they will look for other jobs, even lower paying jobs, so that they have the freedom to be human.

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    10. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you're working in an environment where complete security is essential and staff can't be trusted, and there is no possibility of fixing the latter problem, then perhaps that sort of measure is justified. Anyone working in such an environment probably accepts that as part of the nature of their job anyway.

      On the other hand, it is currently 20:15 where I am, and I am goofing off reading Slashdot for a few minutes while waiting to make sure a build and test run gets going OK overnight. Would I still be here if I had to sit at my desk doing nothing for this time? Hell, no. Contrary to your claim that we are being well paid for our services, I imagine most people doing what I'm doing now aren't being paid at all to be at the office this late.

      Incidentally, I don't log my breaks formally during the day, and I frequently have some browser window open somewhere on a site that has personal interest. By your reckoning, it's amazing I ever get anything done, because obviously I'm just slacking off all day. Of course, that's not the reality: I just like to switch my attention frequently for a short time rather than for long periods at fixed intervals, and I'm pretty sure that working this way suits me better and therefore makes me more productive in the end, which is clearly in my employer's best interests.

      And with that, my build is done...

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    11. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      Day off actually. I don;t blog at work.

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    12. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      I'm not talking about strictly monitoring what you do every minute, or ordering strict scheduled breaks...

      You get 1 hour each 8 hour shift (more if you work a longer shift). You can break that up however you like, provided that in this state by law, you have to take a single break not less than 30 minutes, and can not take that break under orders from management within the first or last hour of your shift. We don;t order you to take breaks at all, take them when you want, provided you log out to take them, and provided minimum company staffing rules for your department are enforced (you can't all go to lunch exactly at 12:00 and leave the call center empty).

      In addition, we allow roughly 30 minutes a day for you to work on a personal project, outside of your job duties. This can be for simply letting your brain unwind after a tough issue is resolved, take an extra 30 minutes for lunch, run an errand, read the paper, whatever you like. This is paid time, not unpaid time like lunch.

      Outside of that, you're on the clock for 8 hours. We expect you to actually be working during that time. I don;t care when or how you break, or how you deal with your outrside life issues, but loosening network security or data integrity, or wasting IT time hunting down buggy programs and virues in the network, that simply won't happen.

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    13. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      It;s not really about controlling employees to boost productivity, much more of it is in preventing productivity loss from dowen systems and workers inabiltiy to be productive in the first place. Also, at a former company, we implemented these policies and cut out IT overhead by nearly 2 million a year, both dropping our IT staff by half and increasesing system availablity 10%.

      besides, you can't possibly compare a few employees working full time to boost productivity vs 1000 employees potentially wasting 3 hours or more a day (current surveys say this is not only common, but the norm!).

      HR and depertment managers have their own metrics for managing productivity. I'm not even really concerned with a single machine having a softwar eissue or a virus. That's a 90 minute fix that takes 10 minutes of my time to do (to re-image the system automatically after swapping the hard disk with one known to be virus free). What my concerrn really is about is the overall loss of productivity when that single user accesses an e-mail through an unaproved service, clicks a link and directs a company system at a site that can install a zero day exploit. If you can only go to white listed sites, this is not a big concern. Further, no access to unaproved applications means you can't bypass the 3 layers of security we have, one of which would likely have stopped the e-mail in the first place.

      We allow you to suggest sites to the white list (personal or business resons) and most are approved instantly. We allow you to suggest applications only for business purposes (you can bring your own PC from home to do anything else, and it gets access to a completely seperate network. You can request a personal POP account be added to your exchange account. This ensures proper mail filtering and security is maintained.

      We're not unreasonable, we're just strict.

      In many companies I've consulted for, they measure downtime in the thousands of dollars a minute. Some of them in the millions per hour. A security breach for some of my clients could cost tens of millions of dollars in addition to that.

      I'm not suggesting your local small biz with 25 employees have this rigid of a structure (unless they are bound by SOX or HIPPA, or some banking regulations, in which case, it's not their choice). In fact, the regulkations apply to more than 3 times the number of business that currently comply. They can't police all the networks, so inctead, the heavily fine and potentially shut down those who violate. I'm not doing my job if I don;t uphold STIG.

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    14. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      Our developers are not permitted to work over 11 hours in any day, and not over 60 hours in a week. Deadlines are pushed back as necessary. We certainly find that fresh minds and rested bodies are far more productive. We also give our salaried employees the option of taking bonus PTO the following week anytime they work over 50 hours in a current one, balancing their 2 week load to 80-90 hours.

      But really, we're not talking about devs here. Most of the devs I know pretty much stare at code all day, unless they're scanning code banks on line and forums to find a solution to a specific issue. Few of them do anything on a computer at work outside of that. It's the accoutnants, support reps, call center employees, secretaries, and other general workers that make up 80% of the work force, and who are all paid hourly not salary now with the changes in federal overtime rules (most of them were already hourly anyway), those people waste tons of time at work.... TONS.

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    15. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      Hey, off hours, stuck in an IT office waiting for a backup to complete, or a build to roll out... Shit, you're on slaary anyway. As long as your accessing /. from a VLAN secure system and logged in with user not admin credentials, then there's no harm in it.

      We're refering mostly to the hourly line employees here. Admins have much larger white lists, and to an extent, I 'd even call /. business necessary for admins, as part of problem resolution research or new product information sources.

      Depending on your position, wether you have department level decision making power or not, policy level influence, or are in a position to hire and fire others, it;s quite likely your company may be required to pay you overtime. My job, no, I do have manager level influence, so I'm salaried, and not much higher than some others in my city, but I'm at about double the pay of the bobs on the floor who work 40 hours flat every week in the call center... and I'm quite satisfied with that even if I do pull an occasional 60 or 70 hour week during a rollout or a non-stop weekend maraton solving a disaster. They give me leneincy on when i come and go anyway as long as I average over 80 hours each 2 weeks.

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    16. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      Exactly: people routinely work longer than the 40 hours in their contracts and management relies on them doing it.

      Why on earth should 40 hour-work-contracts be any less or more flexible than IT workplace policies?

      If they require me to obey every rule by the letter, then I will *also* obey every letter in my contract and leave my desk after 40 hours with less than one minute overtime per year. Rules are flexible in both directions or not at all. Find a cheap offshore replacement without a thick accent if you think you don't need me.

    17. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by SSCGWLB · · Score: 1

      Wow, I can't believe people with any skill, imagination, or drive would work at a place like this. I have been writing software professionally for 6 years and have never worked at a place with a single one of these restrictions. Talk about stifling creativity and make your job more difficult.

      The day I do not have:
      - root/Administrator on my laptop/workstation
      - The ability to download things off the tubes
      - Reasonable access to the web

      is the day I start looking for a new job, and there won't be a pay cut involved.

      ~nate

    18. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by salarelv · · Score: 1

      If 50% of your companies employees will have a iPhone 3G (or something similar, with unlimited internet connectivity) they don't need Your strict system because all of these workers can spend their "Work" time for viewing YouTube videos or playing games online. If You don't have a motivational work policy then there are many ways to slack of - even with this kind of systems. Even sleeping or reading something "useful" (personal spam lists - no need to send so much than receive) is a way of slacking. If people don't want to work then they find a way not to do it.

    19. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      I'm wondering what category of business you're in that requires those sort of controls. In most places I've seen (I'm a solutions architect, so I tend to get around a bit) productivity is kind of self-adjusting; when you're swamped with work, you tend to focus on that because that makes the work day go by quickly. It's when there's not a lot of work that people tend to fill in the time with less structured pursuits, and a "do not bind the mouths of the kine" approach might be better for morale.

      If the work is purely clerical, there are measurements based on load handled that work fairly well. The Procrustean controls you describe seem to indicate a race to the bottom approach to HR; the good, creative types would leave and you'd encounter a quality filtering effect on your human resources, unless you have controls on that (such as might be the case in a military environment).

      This is not bad in all cases, I suppose, there are some places (the nursing profession comes to mind) where rigid controls on workplace practices are not only required, but a very good idea. But I wouldn't think that's the norm. My guess is that your field might be a logistics-based practice, possibly military, rather than a project-based practice. Warm or cold?

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    20. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by Kirth · · Score: 1

      We've changed all Workstations to Ubuntu, with a very full set of applications. Thus everyone finds his favourite instant-messaging tool oder mailclient, without needing to install anything.

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    21. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by electrictroy · · Score: 1

      >>>You get 1 hour each 8 hour shift (more if you work a longer shift). You can break that up however you like, provided that in this state by law, you have to take a single break not less than 30 minutes
      >>>

      This reminds me of my minimum wage job in a retail store. 1 hour per day. 30 minutes unpaid; 15 minutes paid in the morning; 15 minutes paid in the evening. ----- Nowadays (as an engineer) I skip lunch entirely, preferring to eat & type documents at the same time. That way I only have to be "in hell" for 8 hours rather than 8.5 hours. Minus a 2 hour commute leaves 14 hours per day to spend time with my family.

      Remember: You only get 60-70 years as a full-grown adult. Once the time is gone, you can't get it back. Don't squander the time doing things you do not enjoy.

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    22. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by electrictroy · · Score: 1

      >>>I'm wondering what category of business you're in that requires those sort of controls.

      The previous poster reminds me of the HR Woman at my last job. Cold as ice. I'm glad I wasn't her husband. She seemed to have no emotions whatsoever, and trying to talk to her was a waste, because she saw everything in strict black-and-white terms; no shades of gray.

      When I left that company, she refused to let me pack my own stuff. I asked, "How do I know you won't miss something?" No response. "At the very least let me double-check my desk & verify it's empty." No response. So I stood by and watched helplessly as this HR Woman ransacked my stuff & shoved it into boxes. ----- Then she refused to return my music CDs to me, claiming they might contain proprietary data. I said, "Well scan them now." No response from the ice queen except "no". ----- So I had to call in the local police, who then ordered the woman to turn-over my personal property, and let me verify my desk was indeed empty.

      There's an ancient Anglo-Saxon word which applies to this woman.

      Although to be fair, she was merely applying the stupid rules handed-down from on-high. Still a sensible person would recognize the unfairness of stealing a person's private music CDs, and ignore the rules.

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    23. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by electrictroy · · Score: 1

      >>>we implemented these policies and cut out IT overhead by nearly 2 million a year, both dropping our IT staff by half and increasesing system availablity 10%.
      >>>

      But losing half your engineers/programmers. As I mentioned elsewhere I worked for the FCC, and their computer systems had NO restrictions of any kind. We still got the job done.

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    24. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      Yea, several jobs I had used to let people skip lunch one day, take a longer one another, as long as the work got done and people were happy, who cared wight?

      That was until one of the firms I was with got levied a $185K fine for (this is the labor department's words) "not FORCING employees to take their REQUIRED breaks."

      Yup, if I choose to skip lunch, employees can actually be fired and companies can be fined. The law is clear. It's not a "you may" it's a "you must" take 1 hour of break. Further you need to be given at least 30 minutes of that in once chunk, and no part of it can be within the first or last hour of your shift.

      We fought this, hard.

      Wether I'm at work on break or working has no impact on how much time I spend with family, 40 hours is 40 hours. I choose to live where my commute is under 30 minutes to the betterment of my family. It means I make less money working in a smaller city, but I get more time with them.

      No one is arguing that family is or is not important. That's completely seperate. I'd actually prefer 10 hour days 4 times a week as this technically gives me more "quality" time with them, since it would give me a whole day around the house while the kids are at school to do crap I normally have to cram into the weekends and evenings, taking even more time away from the family, but try finding an employer willing to go for that... good luck. Everyone operates on a 5 day week.

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    25. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      Any business that stores credit card information (anyone who sells stuff who doesn't use a 3rd party credit processing company, or who issues their own credit accoutns, or sends out bills for service, including municipal utilities and nearly every large retailer), medical and insurance records (which every HR department has on nearly every employee), anyone who provides services to or for a government agency, and anyone with a large customer base containing address and phone number information. This is just about every large company.

      Your a solution designer. Have you actually READ HIPAA, SOX, STIG, the federal red flag regulations regarding personal information leaks, and the other regulations that each industry you work with is subject to??? Do you realize that under red flag regulations, if they hand a project over to you, and you fail to recommend appropriate security, detailing those parts of the regulations your covering, and they get hit with a leak, they could sue your firm for the damages, and potentially, the red flag fines could fall on you instead of them as well?

      It's not the norm in average businesses in america, but that's because the average business in america has less than 50 employees, and few of them have a personal copmputer assigned to them. In big businesses, 500+ employees, this is very much the norm. The ones who are doing this in most cases are doing it because they lost a suit against them or were fined. Few do it voluntarily.

      Again, if you read my psots, this really isn't about productivity (though that's what most people believe) it;s about protecting overall system reliability, and elinimating downtime. If we get his with a virus or exploit, we could be looking at shutting key sysyems of for days while we're cleaned out, at best 8-10 hours while we simply roll back key systems. That means basically sending everyone home until its fixed. That loss of productivity in a few days is more than we'd loose to casual over surfing in a year.

      We're not mean. We let you surf where you want, you just have to get that site on the white list, which happens pretty quick. White lists I've worked with are typically half a million sites of more, and are added to daily. Rarely does a site get bounced.

      The lists are to protect from zero day exploit sites, phishing sites, and sites that exploit typos. Black lists are ineffective since it takes too long to get a site blacklisted. White lists are not perfect, as even google's servers could be hacked, but they're better than the other viable options.

      We use a lot of metrics to check productivity, but if the employees know they're watched, those other methods are less necessary, and limit the number of managers necessary to watch the floor.

      Our employees are generally happy, and they're used to getting what they ask for from IT, which in other more open firms I continually find is not the case and everyone hates IT anyway since the systems are all buggy and slow, or IT refuses to do simple requests.

      I'm a contractor. I go from large company to large company as projects are available, and I've worked for all kinds.

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    26. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by electrictroy · · Score: 1

      >>>if I choose to skip lunch...companies can be fined. The law is clear.

      I'm aware of that law. I figure that as long as neither the company nor the government is paying me, they have no right to tell me how to spend that half-hour of time. Those 30 minutes are mine, and if I want to use "bank" those 30 minutes, and leave at 4 p.m. rather than 4:30, that's MY time and MY choice. I'm not a slave. (Nobody can tell me how to spend my 30 minutes.)

      I'm sure such a law could be challenged by an employee (on the grounds it violates either the 13th or 14th amendment), but so far no employee's wanted to expend the effort.

      BTW my previous employer worked on a 4/5 day week. The number of days alternated week-to-week, first 5 then 4 days, which was a nice arrangement. It also helped reduce gasoline usage and pollution by 10% since people could stay home every other Friday.

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    27. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      See, this isn't about keeping people working so much as it is about keeping the SYSTEMS working. We're not preventing you from going where you want, were just SCREENING those sites and adding them to a safe list. Rarely do we decline a site application and its usually because of unaproved content (like support of javascript popups that are hard to close or adult advertising). If the site passes a simple security test, it's approved, regardless of the reason why.

      As for wifi devices, they have to be registerd, and personal devices, to limit bandwidth utilization, are capped at 128K each, 64 in some companies if bandwidth is an issue. These devices have a blacklist filter instead of a whitelist filter, but it's still tracked... If they want to use 3G to surf, they're welcome, if they get a signal in the building (most don't).

      But really, not even interested in using web metrics to monitor productivity. We log the data, and I'll ocasionally report an employee for really rediculous use, or fo trying over and over to go to porn sites at work (we log attempts to go to blocked sites), but usually that helps us track down spyware infections the scanners didn't find, not actual employee activity.

      HR in some companies, after implementing these systems, have asked me for reports on employee use. I comply by handing them 700 pages of what looks more like code than a rep[ort (raw log dumps) and tell them the software to correlate the data is extra, and costs unfathomable amounts of money, and if they get the beancounters to agree to it, they can have what they're looking for. Not one has a bean counter actually been asked. They have better methods of their own... The logging, sure, I can see what any user is doing at any time. When there's an HR issue, many times I've been asked to present the evidence they already knew existed (when some guy really was goofing off and got caught on his own, I'm often asked to back it up, only sometimes do I for the most aggrevious cases).

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    28. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      Since the white list is an "accept allways unless deemed unsafe or inapropriate" policy, we've never had a single compaint. Hard core devs have less strict blocking lists and actually we use several, based on employee department or job title. The dev list is loaded with about 50,000 forum sites, preapproved by a 3rd party.

      To all you morons out there, a white list employed by a company is not OUR list WE personally picked, it comes from a major security firm, and has hundreds of thousands of pre-approved sites. You can go almost anywhere you like.

      We have restrictions like this not so much for preventing employees for having fun (they have all they want until a manager notices, IT has no part in clamping down on staff at all) the plan is to block sites that exploit typos in URLs, and for sites that have inapropriate content or associated advertising (popups that won't go away, etc).

      Working for the FCC, a government entity, your actually bound by STIG requirements. Maybe a few years ago some of this was not possible for your environment, besides the fact that part of the FCC it to investigate all those bad sites, which would have been impossible if blocked, but STIG clearly states that users are only to have access to required resources.

      Not all of my clients/employers were required to follow STIG, and not all of them use the same tightness in their white lists, but I've never had a single employee ever complain about websites they could not access, with the exception of MySpace which we block for multiple reasons at the insistance of Management and IT alike (mostly for bandwidth hogging, but for an array of HR related worries. Everyone complains about the ban on webmail and open chat programs, but we allow them to connect to any POP account they want provided we set it up through the filters and associate it with their user inbox. They can send and receive mail from anyone on any account anytime, as long as they fill out a simple form. Webmail is unfiltered, so its blocked. It's not about access, they have it, it just takes a day or two to set up. For chat, they have a company program they can use that interfaces with other popular programs, but it logged and file transfers through it are blocked. If they want unblocked access to chat, they can use a cell phone or personal computer on the "public" network anytime they want.

      Our engineers and programms all appreciate the policies, and I have worked with some of the most intelligent and creative programmers in the state. They can go anywhere they feel they need to, and they have custom white lists by department and job duties, but they have no issues. As long as the site is safe, and passes a few simple HR restrictions (no porn, no P2P, etc) then it's approved. Simple. No problems, no morale issues. Never had a single person refuse the job after being told about the usabiltiy restrictions. Never had a single employee quit after enabling it (OK, one department manager got pissed and demanded IT unblock his connection. We notified HR and complied, and found he was hitting about 30 different subscription porn sites at work, he got fired.)

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    29. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      I completely agree, but unfortunately the labor department does not.

      Before taking a break, and after coming back from a break, you must be on the clock for 1 hour.

      This was not intended to prevent you from doing this, but was intended to prevent mamangers from forcing you to skip lunch by saying "you can just leave early".

      Unfortunately, there's no clause allowing you to waive this right. In a small company, no one cares. When there's 2500 employees, the labor department loves to hand out multi-millon dollar levys as examples. Walmart, BestBuy, Blue Cross, Target, McDonalds, and more have been hit with fines for this. For Walmart, it was over 400Million, just for failing to follow the l;etter of the law on employee breaks. BestBuy got hit for 300million, but settled for 63. Walmart is still fighting theres, and if they win, you'll get to do what tyou want.

      Many days I've myslef noted it was 3PM and I had not had lunch yet, and been forced to go to avoid HR retaliation aven when working on a critical project. Once in a while I do skip lunch. If I do it too often, I get a reprimand. They're NOT going to let themselves be subject to a massive fine because I'm a workaholic. Also, if everyone could skip lunch and go home early, I doublt there's be many people at there desks after 4PM, causing an epidemic in staffing.

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    30. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by electrictroy · · Score: 1

      >>>Before taking a break, and after coming back from a break, you must be on the clock for 1 hour.... Unfortunately, there's no clause allowing you to waive this right.
      >>>

      There doesn't need to be. I can voluntarily waive my own rights by agreeing to be someone's slave (it's only INvoluntary servitude that is forbidden, not voluntary). I can also agree to do mow my neighbor's lawn without charging for it, or to skip my lunch, or whatever. There's nothing in the law that forbids me from acting as my own agent to waive my own, individual rights.

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    31. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by electrictroy · · Score: 1

      I mistyped. It was actually the FAA. And it was only one year ago; they didn't block ANY websites, not even sites like playboy.com

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    32. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Well, maybe your state is more extreme than others. In VT, for example, there is no hard and fast time limit. You simply must be given "a reasonable amount of time to eat a meal, while being 100% free of all job related activites." I belive that's pretty much the wording of the law.

    33. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Your a solution designer. Have you actually READ HIPAA, SOX, STIG, the federal red flag regulations regarding personal information leaks

      Mmm yes, mostly, certainly those that apply down under, and many of those regs are adhered to in our context as well although more as a set of regulatory guidelines, not law. I've developed some well-audited secure systems for major banks, so I'm not totally insensitive to the need for controls in context.

      It's just that it's widely considered a rude thing for an employer to be that strict where the law doesn't specifically require it, and people generally know the difference. Mostly enforcement is already handled here on the basis of employees (end users, not just the poor sods in the Admins group) being already personally responsible for their actions. We police the people rather than the systems, even though doing so is harder to do (although in comparison it does seem easier here in Australia than abroad) it's a much more useful target for the effort of control. This may or may not work where you are (I'm sure I'm out of touch with the American business scene by now) but we do have at least the vestiges of a culture of personal responsibility. If we treat employees rudely or with insensitivity they'll walk, and from that point you're stuffed as a company no matter what you do -- word gets around fast here and good people are very willing to switch.

      Hard controls are for hard regs. If the work isn't in that basket, then lighten up a bit. The junkyard dog approach doesn't fit well with the people people.

      You're evidently in the USA, so I guess your mileage may vary. But I think that in about 20 years of IT in the US and another 20 years of it in Australia, what I said holds true across pretty much the entire scene I've covered (also mostly as a contractor). The harsher the regulation of the IT environment, the more of a filtering effect you have on the quality of people you hold, and you don't get to choose your filtering criteria.

      What I'd also like to add is that the attitude I'm taking is the result of watching a long evolution of workplace attitudes in IT and to be quite honest, the approach you're espousing is kind of old hat, and I've seen rather a lot of fashions in hats in 40 years.

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    34. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      If we get his with a virus or exploit, we could be looking at shutting key sysyems of for days while we're cleaned out, at best 8-10 hours while we simply roll back key systems. That means basically sending everyone home until its fixed. That loss of productivity in a few days is more than we'd loose to casual over surfing in a year.

      Dude!! Move to a virtual server environment. Switch .vmx files and reboot, rollback the work of a couple of minutes. 20:1 or 40:1 server compression as well, some of our power utility customers really like it. Talk to VMWare, Microsoft, Sun, IBM they've all got good stuff for this now. Talk to your storage vendor / DB vendor about tiered storage if you've got heavy OLTP in the mix. But long rollbacks are *so* last millenium.

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    35. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the law does not differentiate. I argued this myself to HR, who produced information about the fines they paid, and allowing this behavior was one of the counts against them. Might be different in your state, but here, I am not allowed to skip breaks to leave early, with or without a written waiver. The sate feels that you could be "pressured" into signing waivers by making statements like "well, Johnson does that, and is willing to saccrifice for the company. Come raise review, that will be important for him..."

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    36. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      Federal laws stack on top of that, and do further define those breaks.

      It's entirely possible to abuse this system. companies HAVE been sued and found guilty of it, including Walmart. Something like this: "Well, Johnson is willing to work extra and skip lunch for the company. I can't order you to sign a waiver and do that, it's your right, but you know, reviews are coming in soon. This might effect your raise."

      I've even worked places where this was normal, managers pressuring employees to "voluntarily" skip breaks.

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    37. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      Really, the FAA was not site blocking? That's funny. I just did a major switch rollout for an international airport in my area. One of the buildings we integrated was the state's FAA building. Their security requirements were even more anal than the airport systems, and they were not only implementing site blocking and finltering between the LAN and world at the gateway, but they were doing inline packet sniffing and theat detection on the LAN segments themselves, and tracking every web site every employee accessed for any reason.

      Since the FAA building was an older airport building, the underground fiber infrastructure was shared, and the FAA has several switches connected to airport shitches, and shared their 10Mbit connection. This created numerous hassles for us building and securing that infrastructure, including that there is not a single wireless device on the network (airport wireless for public access is compeltely seperate, and NO airport staff use wireless to connect at all).

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    38. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      Again, we're not preventing them from surfing. Business or personal use, it's OK. This is NOT a control measure. They can submit ANY SITE for ANY REASON, and provided it passes simple security rules (it's actually a valid site for a company or individual, it does not use pop-up circumventing techniques, and has no HR banned adult content), it;s approved.

      Our employees don;t typically try to connect to port sites (though a lot more than you think try to use our T1s for P2P and trooent downloading) Few are doing anything eilligitimate, and we don;t have employee behavior issues much to speak of. What we DO have is a lot of dumb users who don't properly understand the internet, and who will click on links in phishing e-mails, make typos in URLs and get directed to hackers or phishing sites, and other common IT mistakes that only a white list can protect the company from.

      Our employees do not feel this is a control measure, they don;t feel watched at work, and they know that us in IT will never produce a report to HR about which users are using more of less internet that others (each time HR request it, they get a 700+ page flat log dump and a copy of our asset tracking database also dumped to about 200 more pages and we tell them they're welcome to interpret it and hand correlate IPs to Macs, to user accounts... IT doesn't have the time. We're interested in security and stability only. HR needs it own ways to measure productivity. I do not log how many hours people spend at what sites, but I do get alerts if certain machines are being heavily used, or if they repeatedly try to access blocked material or open unaproved ports.

      Not being in America, I don't know what your equivolent of STIG is. Here, the general rule is that if they don;t need access to it, it's not to be permitted. Permission by activation, not exclusion. We DO feel that it is business critical for employees to have access to personal information and be able to do things they like on breaks. We do NOT try to prevent that, we just try to make it as safe as possible.

      HR typically has a big thing against MySpace, and some companies simply ask that to be blocked. In IT, we don't like it because it's bandwidth heavy, and most sites have automatically activating streaming content.

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    39. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      Rolling back a couple of minutes on our production database would cost thousands of dollars, not to mention the lost transactions impact.

      Secondly, you can't VM the workstations. Even thin clients have issues with security, not to mention the added complexity, performance drawbacks, and more. I can't roll back 2500 PCs. Even with our imaging systems and rollout processes being completely automated, there simply isn't enough bandwidth on the LAN, let alone coordinating that effort with dozens of remote sites if the infection cross spread through the MAN.

      We do virtualize nearly all the servers. We have real-time backup and replication of critical systems, and even have a complete beta site online and ready to be failed over to if there's an outage in the main building, but even our best DR plans account for a 10-12 hour switch over.

      However, NONE of this prevents data security breaches, identity theft, or simply the cost in manpower of having to perform such a recovery rollback. We have 400 servers. At BEST, rolling them all back via snapshots (for the ones that can) would take HOURS if not more than a day. The otehr proprietary systems that can't be virtualized, the mainframes, solaris, AIX, and more, all would need to be rolled back manually. Restoring a 13TB database system from backup, even over direct attached high performance SCSI, would take nearly 2 days. (disk write performance is MUCH slower than tape write performance)

      It's not a big deal to filter the net. We're not preventing them from going where they want during downtime, we're just preventing URL typos, phishing tricks, and generally instilling an idea of total security in the minds of all employees.

      Trust me, I've interviewed for government defence contract work, been threatened about having my home bugged, my life watched, and every thing I do logged. We don;t operate that way. It;s freedom with limits (no porn, no P2P, and only validated sites). The wite list os over 400,000 sites large (and there are seperate ones for some departments that include additional sub lists covering places general people don't need to go) We only get a couple request a week for new sites to be added. Pretty much everything is already in there that people want.

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    40. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      No, they don't: http://www.dol.gov/dol/topic/workhours/breaks.htm. They only mandate that "short" breaks be paid. But you don't HAVE to have a lunch period at all, so states are usually the more restrictive of the labor laws.

      If you're being pressured, calling your state DOL is probably the best bet. Also, audio recording devices are cheap, and IIRC, most states allow recording as long as one party is aware.

    41. Re:Technologies are a part of life now... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      This sounds a little more enlightened than how you were coming across before. I still will bridle at over-fettering the users, but it sounds like you're just defending the white list method of securing your outside connections. Technically sound, and reasonably effective, although I'm sure a complete PITA to administer and a source of fear for users (all a matter of your balance of risk, again, ymmv).

      I think with a little bit of spin i.e. being egregiously honest about the risk assessment etc. you could even make it half-way palatable to your user community. For example, we filter YouTube here at work, and everybody knows it's just because it's expensive on bandwidth and we all have to share the pipe. If people weren't told that reason, there would likely be a bit of backlash ("how am I going to distribute that training video?" or "they must think I'm having it off at work"). But as in all things, being up front and honest about an uncomfortable restriction is often the only defense.

      Backflip? No, I just think we've moved the discussion away from a moral tone and on to technology and risk assessment, and I'm more comfortable with that.

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  3. ISeekYou by negRo_slim · · Score: 3, Funny

    No matter how many times we told users they weren't allowed to install ICQ

    Ahhh, 1998 was a great year, wasn't it?

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    1. Re:ISeekYou by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's all start busting out our sub-million ID numbers.

    2. Re:ISeekYou by david.given · · Score: 1

      I still have an ICQ account. Thanks to Pidgin, I'm even logged in on it. And I don't think anyone has *ever* tried to contact me with it.

    3. Re:ISeekYou by xaositects · · Score: 1

      not since 1998 anyway... there were some stragglers in 1999, but they went elsewhere. all I get now is Russian spam.

    4. Re:ISeekYou by david.given · · Score: 1

      I get that from Yahoo. Usually it goes:

      [random sequence of letters] [my username]?

      It's convenient that they do it that way, because it makes it really easy to identify...

    5. Re:ISeekYou by SupremoMan · · Score: 1

      I used to have 6 digit number, forgot the password and I wiped my drive :/ Still use ICQ thou. No I don't get spam, others must not be using it right.

    6. Re:ISeekYou by meyekul · · Score: 1

      UH oh!

  4. Simple solution, stop trying to ban devices by umStefa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Companies need to start looking at WHY their employee's want to connect personal devices to coporate systems. If its just so that they can import calenders, contact lists, etc into their PDA or calender at home then set up systems to allow it. If its to take confidential materials out of the office to work on at home (since how many people actually work a 40 hour week anymore), then set up proper encryption protocals to allow this but at the same time minimize the risks associated with data being lost.

    Remember the best way to get somebody to do something is to tell them they are not allowed to.

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    1. Re:Simple solution, stop trying to ban devices by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      I agree completely. Blanket bans on all devices or software beyond the bare minimum ITS wants to support is going to do nothing but create circumventions. A lot of that circumvention will be done as surreptitiously as possible, probably improving the chances of problems down the road.

      A better approach is probably to allow employees to request exceptions, with explanation. For example, my personal laptop is currently plugged into my office. I do a lot of work on it and it travels with me when I go to meetings. Our IT manager knows about the laptop (as well as everyone else's) and provides a bit of support for them to make sure that they're secure, etc. It doesn't take a lot of his time to provide minimal support to a few extra machines (a lot of his job doesn't scale that way anyway), and it makes everything work more efficiently.

    2. Re:Simple solution, stop trying to ban devices by redscare2k4 · · Score: 1

      I guess having Unreal Tournament installed in my corporate laptop to use it when I take it to a LAN party is note exactly proper, then?

    3. Re:Simple solution, stop trying to ban devices by bb5ch39t · · Score: 1
      Remember the best way to get somebody to do something is to tell them they are not allowed to.

      You've got it! To stop them, you simply tell that that they MUST connect the device!

    4. Re:Simple solution, stop trying to ban devices by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      No Facebook, MySpace, or YouTube at my workplace. I don't think iTunes works either, but I haven't tried.

      Since our business has no use for those sites, they are simply blocked. Along with a host of others, including known malware sites of course.

      My field support days often included long and tedious recoveries from users 'needing' Limewire so they could sync their music at work. No, they don't read the warnings, so when they got pwned they feigned ignorance.

      And at my current employer, since they provide the PDA or whatever you're trying to sync with, they also provide the workstation to sync to. Arguments that you 'needed' to sync to your home system fall on deaf ears. Arguments that you 'want' to sync to your home system result in admonitions that corporate data is not to be on your home systems, in fact on nothing but provided corporate systems.

      Many employers are more lenient, and I've worked with some. We inevitably sufferd a lot more trouble with those users, since their non-corporate systems were often subject to more threats, often including children and visitors.

      It really depends on the security risk, your corporate culture, regulatory requirements, and howmuch your company values its data. Where I'm at now, data is beyond critical. I've been in less demanding environments, but users caused even more interruptions there. While I see both sides to the issue, I come down squarely on the side of the employer. It is, after all, their data. You just work there.

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    5. Re:Simple solution, stop trying to ban devices by jcrousedotcom · · Score: 1

      Wow, you've got a very gracious IT administrator. I cannot imagine having my users try and bring in their personal laptops and expect me to support them. Granted, I work for a state agency that is a call center for the taxpayers so they really don't take work home and the vast majority do not need access to state information outside the office.

      We do have groups in other offices that have folks travel with laptops. Those must be encrypted and must be state owned hardware.

      Some of my users are so problematic I end up reimaging their machines almost every other month. The additional problem is, working for the state, it is near impossible to make a user 'go away.'

      Enforcing the policy is 100% the solution, providing said policy is adequate (another discussion entirely).

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    6. Re:Simple solution, stop trying to ban devices by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      Enforcing the policy is 100% the solution, providing said policy is adequate (another discussion entirely).

      You're right, it does depend on the policy. But whether the policy is right depends on whether the users will follow it. If there's a policy in place that hampers functionality to such an extent that users are circumventing it constantly, you start losing a lot of time (= money) in enforcement. At some point, everyone would spend less time and effort if the policy made more sense.

      And to be fair, none of us (except maybe our boss) expects our IT manger to support our laptops, we generally take care of them ourselves. However, he does provide help on a best-effort basis when he can. In the end, we all get more work done since the laptops definitely facilitate work.

    7. Re:Simple solution, stop trying to ban devices by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      Arguments that you 'want' to sync to your home system result in admonitions that corporate data is not to be on your home systems, in fact on nothing but provided corporate systems.

      Great. That means no webmail, no VPN unless you give me a company laptop, etc. Which means as soon as I'm out the door, work will wait until I get back. If the customers (either internal or external) don't like that, I can just tell them "sorry, company policy".

    8. Re:Simple solution, stop trying to ban devices by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      Hey, if you're expected to give more support than 9-5, office-time, then you company needs to give you the tools, eh?

      My corporate notebook does offer VPN access, which is very functional, and with that I can do everything offsite but walk over 2 rows and chitchat about the Packers. And we have managed IM for that. I'm expected to proxy through the corporate firewall for Internet sites, cause if I don't, and there is a compromise, I was warned specifically about this and I will be sitting in a courtroom. If I play by the rules, I am absolved.

      But my outfit gives me the tools to do my job. Yours?

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    9. Re:Simple solution, stop trying to ban devices by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      I think this brings up an important point...

      Rights vs Practicality.

      I have to say, its the company laptop, and if they want to say no personal use, its absolutely within their right to say that and enforce that however they want. Period. The end.

      I think though, that the law gives us a good guide in its definition of "theft". That is, to steal something, you have to take something that has value. If I put trash on the sidewalk for collection, it has no value to me, so you can't steal it from me. You can take it, but you can't steal it.

      Essentially, the standard that I would take from that is that there has to be loss for them to have standing to take action. Its one thing to have all manner of policy against something, if the reality is that it has no bearing on the buisness one way or the other, then why care?

      Installing unreal tournament and going to a lan party? Um so what? The company is losing, um... hard drive space? Maybe if you couldn't get your job done because the drive was full of personal files and you couldn't fit you work related stuff on there.

      See where I am going with this? Sure technically it may be against policy. However, policy enforcement for its own sake is stupid. You always have to look at the negatives of enforcing the policy as much as the positives.

      Essentially I would say... "No harm, no foul" should be policy number 1.

      -Steve

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      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    10. Re:Simple solution, stop trying to ban devices by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      Yes, they do.

      I have webmail from anywhere, and can connect directly to the Exchange server using Outlook with the right config. I can VPN or Citrix in when I need "local" access.

      And, I can do all this without being restricted to a work-provided machine because they trust me to be an adult and not misuse them. If I did, I'd be gone.

      This is the problem with these IT lockdown discussions...IT tools are no different from the phones, copier, restrooms, or coffee machine. Abuse your rights to any of those and the company has a good reason to fire you, and IT tools should be exactly the same. Instead, most companies treat their employees like children as far as computers are concerned. Those companies get back pretty much what you'd expect in that situation...a bunch of people who are as petulant as kids who are told "no" but who probably have great deal more ability to get around the "problem".

    11. Re:Simple solution, stop trying to ban devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very true.

      Let's rewind to the early 80s. The company my father worked at dumped a bunch of money into a Burroughs minicomputer with the accompanying High Priests. Getting anything done meant a stack of forms & politics, and god help you if you needed to change anything after getting a place in the schedule.

      After butting heads for a while, Dad purchased an IBM PC & DBase for his department. He read the manuals, and got work done. Other department heads walking through noticed this, asked questions, and when they were stuck trying to get things done via the 'official' channel, they asked if he'd mind terribly running a project of theirs through his computer. Sure, no problem. Until the third time each guy asked, when dad would hand them a filled-out purchase form for a PC & software for their own department. In very little time, no department was using the Burroughs.

      I agree completely that managing IT security is a pain in the ass right now. I'm not belittling that. I'm empahsizing that we /must/ look at our user's desires as the way forward, and work to cater to it. We have to be on their side, and we have to level with them when want they want is a real security problem & ask them to work with us to figure out how to get them what they want without screwing up the greater company. IT that just says 'No' & believes users are idiots will be subverted just as contemptuously.

      [Interesting background: Dad was no nerd. Dad was a guy with high school education who had worked his way up from the floor to running maintenance & stores for the company. He had no interest in computers. It was just another office machine to get work done with. His interest in the PC began and ended as that. Try to think of your idiot users as busy people trying to get work done, and help them to do that.]

    12. Re:Simple solution, stop trying to ban devices by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      Oh, then you're set. I'm thinking more of the poor blighters who think they need to do work 24x7, but only have a 9-5 system...

      ick.

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    13. Re:Simple solution, stop trying to ban devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be joking!

      If someone does not follow a policy to which they have agreed, and signed an agreement in our case, they should be in the first instance warned and then fired if they ignore policy again.

      Once a few have been fired the others will toe the line, and the policy will be obeyed

      Policies are not decided by users, they are decided by those who are responsible for security.

    14. Re:Simple solution, stop trying to ban devices by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Also, software. I get a lot of work done more quickly by writing quick little AutoHotKey scripts at work. Of course, nobody in IT uses it or would think to approve it for me, but nonetheless it is an effective tool. Similarly, other tools like various text editors, merge tools, and similar are not on any approved list but have evolved into usage because users at my company are free to choose appropriate tools. From this, the best tools have risen up.

      If your AV and anti-spyware software *is* locked down and up to date, there should be little risk of infection by users. And for your most important data and systems you should NEVER trust the end users on your network anyway.

    15. Re:Simple solution, stop trying to ban devices by supernova_hq · · Score: 1
      The big problem I see with people installing software on company machines are
      • Legality -illegal copies can get the company in BIG touble
      • Viruses - if only everyone used *nix...
      • Stability - techs hate trying to fix a problem, only to find out it's because MSN Messenger changed a shit-load of predefined defaults...
    16. Re:Simple solution, stop trying to ban devices by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Having a USB key with portable putty and a password protected private key does wonders. Just set up your home server's ssh on something like port 9284 and then use portable firefox with proxy-switcher to surf!

    17. Re:Simple solution, stop trying to ban devices by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      Our security team is smarter than that. My group doesn't get port 22, and if it isn't port 80 or 443, my proxy doesn't pass it. I've tried, but putty doesn't work.

      Miraculaously, though, webmin does. But the provided SSH java gizo doesn't get connected. My server won't do SSH1 any more.

      It's a game.

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  5. Not a problem by smooth+wombat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We block certain website groups (adult, gambling, games, etc) by default and everyone must go through our proxy to the outside world. Web logs are checked throughout the day and those who try 30 different ways to get to boobsgonewild.com are reported.

    Most people have only User permissions so they can't install something and we regularly do sweeps of unapproved software on those people who do have admin privileges. I'm the one who generally gets the call to remove the software. We also check for firewalls on PCs and other software which can potentially bypass our firewall or hide the user.

    As far as electronics are concerned, the worst we have are people using fans or heaters, depending on the season.

    Not sure what the big deal is. These are just basic network security measures which any decent admin should do and have set up.

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    1. Re:Not a problem by smARMie · · Score: 1

      Most people have only User permissions so they can't install something and we regularly do sweeps of unapproved software on those people who do have admin privileges. I'm the one who generally gets the call to remove the software. We also check for firewalls on PCs and other software which can potentially bypass our firewall or hide the user.

      And what do you do when they must use software that requires administrator rights? Many manufacturers don't care about your problems with user rights (for the incompetents it' easier to build software this way) and not using their software is not an option.

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      Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers!
    2. Re:Not a problem by MobyDisk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't see why some IT departments bother to block web sites. It is a double-edged sword, and both edges cut against the company.

      On one hand, if employees are visiting porn sites on company time, they should be fired. Setup a proxy, trap it, and get them out of there. Don't block them, and keep an unhappy unproductive employee around.

      Second, if small things like checking the sports scores, or stocks, or news is what keeps them happy at work, then don't waste resources trying to stop them. Their boss has measures to determine if an employee is wasting time - let those measures work. If you want to keep logs of how often they do it, then fine. But don't try to block them because ultimately you can't. You can't stop them from talking about it at the water cooler or checking the scores on their cell phones, or bringing in magazines and newspapers. It isn't the IT departments job to police social behavior in the office. That's their boss's job. Often times these types of activities lead to comradery like the after-work fantasy football league. It bonds the employees and makes them more stable.

    3. Re:Not a problem by ccguy · · Score: 1

      Your company seems like a joy to work for, where do I send my CV?

    4. Re:Not a problem by smooth+wombat · · Score: 3, Informative

      if employees are visiting porn sites on company time, they should be fired.

      Absolutely agree. However, working for the government, the union will not let you just fire someone. You have to document everything from now til Tuesday, give them a warning, note it in their file, THEN bring action at which point the union makes all kinds of excuses for why the person shouldn't be fired.

      I know for a fact that there was someone who, every day, was trying to get to dozens of different adult sites for 20 minutes at a time. Supposedly it was all documented and set on to the higher ups but the guy still has a job. Whether it wasn't pursued or the union found an excuse to keep the guy, I don't know. If it were up to me, anyone trying for more than five minutes should get auto-fired. No appeal.

      It's one thing to accidentally type in a wrong address or click a link without looking (I did that recently) but the logs will clearly show you left the link quickly once you realized your mistake. It's another to see the same person day after day trying to get to slutsrus.com.

      if small things like checking the sports scores, or stocks, or news is what keeps them happy at work,

      We don't block those kind of sites. SI, MarketWatch, CNN are all perfectly accessible. Even overseas web sites are accessible. I look at two Japanese sites and the BBC and there is someone here who checks a Chinese-language site daily. The only ones we do block are what are considered time wasters (games, chat rooms, etc).

      Some places are more strict, others more permissive. It all depends on the agency. I think the policy in place here strikes a good balance between letting people check news and such while limiting time wasters.

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      We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
    5. Re:Not a problem by spectre_240sx · · Score: 1

      Where I work we're starting to strip away admin rights as well. The problem of software requiring administrative rights is nowhere near as bad as it used to be. Our biggest hurdle is mobile users that need to install printers wherever they might be working. It's not possible for everyone to take away admin rights, but for those that can, it's a good idea.

      We're also using Sophos antivirus, which has software access control built in. We can tell it not to let users install Skype, etc. They'll have device control soon as well. No plugging in thumb-drives unless we say it's ok.

    6. Re:Not a problem by bb5ch39t · · Score: 1

      Exactly what a coworker is always saying. Management wants to delegate their responsibilities to an automated process. That way, they don't have to manage their people. That gives them more time to mess around on the p0rn sites (because they are generally not restricted by the firewall / proxy / whatever).

    7. Re:Not a problem by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I guess I'm lucky to work for a more enlightened company. Our policy is simple: we're all adults with a job to do, and as long as you do it efficiently without causing problems, nothing else really matters. Honestly, I'd hate working for your employer and probably wouldn't last a month.

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    8. Re:Not a problem by Toll_Free · · Score: 1

      Someone asking to send a CV in, and at the same time bitches about the company policies is, well.....

      Maybe you should actually get some experience before you start knocking real world.

      Just an observation.

      --Toll_Free

    9. Re:Not a problem by BigRob7 · · Score: 1
      "regardless of the policies businesses may lay down, individuals will always try to use their favorite gadgets and websites at work."

      Exactly. Key word here is TRY. They can keep trying and trying, but there is no way for any of my users to install anything (small company - i'm the only one with admin rights), and all wireless connections are locked tight with encrypted keys + MAC filters. We don't care what websites they go to as there are no cubicles and no filters on the monitors - everyone can see what everyone else is doing.

    10. Re:Not a problem by ccguy · · Score: 2, Funny
    11. Re:Not a problem by Alexpkeaton1010 · · Score: 1

      Or they company can ban nothing, hire more real workers to make up for the loss of productivity, and fire the IT people who's job it is to police the networks.

    12. Re:Not a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This has got to be a troll, but on the off chance it isn't: wow. You are the type of IT guy we "software" guys laugh at. What you must be letting slip by by thinking you can actually monitor to that degree. Not only that, but software guys are often excruciatingly hard to replace, and I've never had a manager not shield me from IT whenever I let him know I'd be "breaking the rules" by installing some FOSS tools. Frankly, they normally couldn't give a flying you know what, as long as I ran my decisions by legal first.

      I hate to burst your bubble, but SSH beats pretty much every tactic you described and you'd be hard pressed to argue a developer doesn't need basic SSH tools. Did you use epoxy glue on all the USB ports as well?

      How about trying to understand your users and work with them instead of lording it over them? If you have no one who can't get by your "restrictions" you might take that as a sign that your company only pays for and retains the worst talent, and you career may not be in good hands.

    13. Re:Not a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My last company's IT department seemed pretty smart. They blocked all internet access aside from package tracking from UPS/FedEx and the like during normal work hours, but between 10:30 and 12, net access was unrestricted. Productivity wasn't really lost and employees still got to unwind during the day.

      Then again, they kept us busy enough that there wasn't really time to miss internet access during work hours...

    14. Re:Not a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posting anonymous for obvious reasons.

      My girlfriend is a trainee accountant and moves around departments at the council (UK) she's employed at. When she was working in Audit, she once had to audit a woman who was flagged for inappropriate online behaviour.

      The woman started out by shopping for lingerie during work hours. She was caught and warned 3 times by her manager. Due to it being government, these things just get put in a file and that tends to be the end of it, but she was put on an IT watch list. IT caught her with some interesting stuff in her email, so send it on to Audit.

      My poor girlfriend had to look through this woman's browsing history and emails, and found a few emails describing and containing pictures of this woman and some bloke doing drugs on a lunch hour and some candid shots of the two having a bit of fun afterwards.

      One would think the woman would be fired on the spot for:
      A) sending personal porn via work email
      B) doing drugs at lunch time
      C) being stupid enough to use her work email to send evidence of this behaviour

      But, alas, no she wasn't fired! She was allowed to resign! The union there is optional, and I don't know whether she was a member or not, but even so, the union can't argue that one, can they? Drugs at lunch? Sex pics in work email? That's crossing a number of lines already...

      It's also too bad that if she uses the council as a reference, they can't really say anything about it at all without putting themselves in a compromising legal position.

    15. Re:Not a problem by VeNoM0619 · · Score: 1

      I remember downloading a program and having it get sweeped off my computer. Apparently they saw the word "Game" in app name and assumed I downloaded a game. When in reality it was a "game" hack type of program that allowed you to look into the contents of all the ram and search for values, since the environment we were working with didn't give excellent debugging, and I just wanted something quick that I knew worked.

      The best part was... they left all MS games and there was this 1 person who played Solitaire EVERY day during her lunch hour.

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      But we can be treated equal.
    16. Re:Not a problem by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      Same where I work. We're all grown-ups. Do your job, meet your deadlines - the rest are details. Engineers are black boxes. Requests for work go in, results come out. Who cares what's in the box?

      I'm currently surfing Slashdot and watching ST:TNG from my USB drive while my compiler is doing its thing. Sometimes I'll open up a non-network connected VMware player image from my USB drive and work in a programming environment on personal projects.

      As long as I get my assigned work done why should they care?

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      Weaselmancer
      rediculous.
    17. Re:Not a problem by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      Um, never heard of a "run as" macro? You don't have to be logged in as an admin to run software that requires admin rights.... Not on Mac, Linux, XP or Vista, and if you're using something else, you've got other bigger issues to worry about!

      Besides, any software that DOES require admin rights to execute was poorly coded, and should be replaced as soon as posisble. Keep in mind any user logged in with admin rights not only has access to their own machines, but an infection could easily spread network wide using those credentials! For every piece of business software you can find that requires admin rights to run, I'll find you five that doesn't. There might be a cost difference, but the admin labor savings and improved security will outweight that several times over.

      The rare exception might be small offices, 8-10 people, but honestly those are not who we're talking about here, we're discussing enterprise, 500+ user environments, not mom n pop shops that can easily police their staff on their own without IT support.

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      There is no contest in life for which the unprepared have the advantage.
    18. Re:Not a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      **whoosh**
      not the brightest bulb in the rack, are you ?
      but then again, it sounds like you found the perfect company to work for, nelson. keep it up.

    19. Re:Not a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure what the big deal is. These are just basic network security measures which any decent admin should do and have set up.

      No big deal at all. Your technical staff are obviously good, and better yet you have managements support to do it.

      Most of us do not have management support to secure the computers properly. The first idiot that says I can't do it this way gets to toss security out the window. And what he can't do might no even vaguely business related. Most management is happy if the users are happy, no more.

      And think your systems are more reliable too. Less unexplained network brown outs, fewer PC problems, troubleshooting etc. More work gets done because your computers function properly and there isn't the distractions and porn/HR issues. Your management is smart as a little discipline goes a long way.

    20. Re:Not a problem by statusbar · · Score: 0

      One reason they should care is when you start watching porn or something seen as offensive to someone else that you work with who is accidently exposed to what you are watching.

      This exposes the company to potential lawsuits for sexual harassment/discrimination/unsafe workplace etc.

      --jeffk++

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      ipv6 is my vpn
    21. Re:Not a problem by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      I have no problem giving users access to something like iGoogle, or my.yahoo. We log how much time they're connected to non-intranet sites, and if this gets excessive, we notify HR. However, it is CRITICAL that we block access to any unapproved URL. Not doing so is a huge security risk for more reasons than i can count.

      If the site is safe, it takes about 10 minutes for a helpdesk ticket to be filed, approved, and that site added to a white list. It's easy to log how much time they spend on these sites, and easy to weed out employees who are unproductive not only using this as a guage, but traditional productivity measurements as well. By default HR gives you a warning once if you fall below certain productivity metrics. Fall below again without some good reasons and your fired. Simple.

      If you think we can't prevent web access, you know very little about proxy and web filtering... There's only one way to get out the the internet, and it can not be bypassed, not even by our own admin staff unless they actually permit the site to be accessible.

      Personal devices? no, I can't prevent people from using their iPhones and Balckberries to access data over cell networks (in fact, we even permit then to connect to wi-fi in a segregated public VLAN, with a small 64K pipe each), but it's very easy for a manager to see if you're using a device at your desk, and there's very little leniency for that. Company policy is your personal devices may not be placed on your desk, but must be in your bag when not in use, and all personal calls, texts, or e-mails must be handled by logging out and walking to the break room.

      We allow water cooler conversations and the like, but that's because we track your time at your desk using a company log-in system that's part of the IP phone system and corporate chat network. Employees are trained to set their status as away if they leave their desk (for PCs that access critical personal data, logout is detected by the webcam and is instantaneous). We'll let you have a limited amount of time away from your desk for getting coffee, water, bathroom breaks, and some personal chat time with co-workers, in addition to your required breaks, and we track your productivity in part based on how much time and what kind of patterns you display. If your productivity is high, we're more lenient, but if productivity is low, and you spend a lot of time away from your desk, the mangers are alerted to keep a watchful eye on your activity, and if it's deemed lax, you get written up and/or fired.

      Generally, we leave the bosses, and HR, to determine if an employee is productive or not, and we have some leniency, especially for employees that take breaks at their desks, but securing the network has NOTHING to do with personal preference, or even productivity. I will NOT allow the use of personal e-mail accounts on the companie's systems unless that e-mail is registered with the corporate e-mail servers and passes through several levels of security. I can set up several e-mail accounts under your user name in Exchange, including 3rd party POP accounts, and make it all nice and secure. Accessing through a web browser? Fuck no! I've seen viruses rip a network apart in seconds, I've also seen rampant ID theft simply because some idiot opened an e-mail through an insecure web based mail client and opened an attachment they should not have. That is simply inexcusable, as is anyone trying to go to a hacked webserver that operates as a phishing system or that can install back door zero day exploits that can bypass our AV security. Further, opening too much web access is a waste of bandwith, and for a 1000+ user company, bandwidth is NOT cheap...

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      There is no contest in life for which the unprepared have the advantage.
    22. Re:Not a problem by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      The only way to stop someone from bringing in porn to watch is to completely disable the ability for every work device to accept data from any non-work device.

      This means no USB drives, no CD or DVD drives, no PDAs/cell phones that have web browsers (or any network connectivity).

      I think if I worked in a place that restrictive that I would bring in printouts of hex dumps of porn movies and pictures and enter them by hand (BYTE magazine, anyone?) just so that management would have to ban keyboards, too.

    23. Re:Not a problem by rtechie · · Score: 1

      We block certain website groups (adult, gambling, games, etc) by default and everyone must go through our proxy to the outside world. Web logs are checked throughout the day and those who try 30 different ways to get to boobsgonewild.com are reported.

      As other people have pointed out, you really shouldn't do this unless you're a K-12 school (or a library or similar), and that's just for liability reasons. You might block something important, users can get around this, it's a waste of money and time for the filtering software, and your employees WILL find other ways to waste their time. The can surf the web on their iPhones, for example.

      Most people have only User permissions so they can't install something and we regularly do sweeps of unapproved software on those people who do have admin privileges.

      If you think this prevents people from using "unapproved software" you're incredibly naive. Unless you have a whitelist of applications that you're enforcing through GPO (highly unlikely), they can still EXECUTE any random executable they want. Look at PortableApps.com for a good sense of what they can run.

    24. Re:Not a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >As far as electronics are concerned, the worst we have are people using fans or heaters, depending on the season.

      I can understand the heaters, since they are likely to end up popping the breaker with all the computers on the circuit as well.

      But I just checked my desk fan. 0.2 A @ 120 Volts, or 24 watts. I can increase my workstation electricity usage by 24 watts just by pumping the brightness all the way up on my monitor! If 24 watts per cube blows the breaker or the electricity budget, the company has other issues (like worrying about fire prevention -- you better have your outlets wired perfectly [nothing loose] if you are going to be within 24 watts of blowing the breaker).

    25. Re:Not a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A completely unrelated website might be loading ads from slutsrus.com. If an employee visits that website daily, then it will show in your logs that he is constantly trying to connect to slutsrus.com

    26. Re:Not a problem by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      They can keep trying and trying, but there is no way for any of my users to install anything (small company - i'm the only one with admin rights), and all wireless connections are locked tight with encrypted keys + MAC filters.

      Do you allow anyone to work unsupervised after (or before) hours? Do all of your computers either have physical locks or enabled intrusion detection switches?

      Answer those questions wrong, and I'll be happy to show you that you are sadly mistaken about there being "no way for any of my users to install anything". And, if you don't have video cameras recording the office 24/7, you won't even know how it happened.

    27. Re:Not a problem by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      One thing I have never understood... why does porn always get special consideration?

      Why is it "bad but ok" if people spend a few minutes reading sports scores, or world news, but porn? well... thats a whole new ballgame.

      Sure it can, in some specific circumstances, cause problems for the company in creating hostile work environments, but.... thats not really the porn itself, thats the attitude and behavior of the employees.

      Frankly, as long as it doesn't involve creating a hostile environemnt, or unduely wasting time, then how is looking at porn any different from checking sports scores?

      If I am alone, in an office, or other place where I am the only person capable of viewing my screen, AND neither doing company business nor sabotaging, how is there ANY difference at all?

      -Steve

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    28. Re:Not a problem by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      Oh, I agree completely. But that's already covered in the "we're all grown ups" part of my post. At least I'd hope so.

      I'm very fond of my employer - even if I was inclined to surf porn at work I'd force myself to abstain while I was there. It's important to be professional. Which is a somewhat ironic thing to say while you're watching Star Trek off of your USB, but it's true. There are limits which any reasonably well adjusted adult should automatically just know.

      --
      Weaselmancer
      rediculous.
    29. Re:Not a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whether it wasn't pursued or the union found an excuse to keep the guy, I don't know. If it were up to me, anyone trying for more than five minutes should get auto-fired. No appeal.

      Maybe it was just that their supervisor found that he was getting his work done anyway, and did not see a need to persue this. As long as nobody in his office complains about this, and considering that his attempts are apparently blocked they probably don't have any reson to complain, why should anything at all be done about this?

    30. Re:Not a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is something very wrong with your network if accessing web sites opens security holes that "rip a network apart in seconds"

      You need to fix your underlying network problems. Stop giving people access to the entire domain. Stop giving them admin privileges. Remove the ability to ActiveX controls. (Better yet, run Linux :) )

      I worked for a company that started to go the route you specified. Developers left because they couldn't access the online resources they needed without going through IT. 10 minutes to "review" the site times the number of sites required for normal everyday use = a full time job just to keep up. That's a waste of resources.

    31. Re:Not a problem by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      I originally stated:

      Our policy is simple: we're all adults with a job to do, and as long as you do it efficiently without causing problems, nothing else really matters.

      I'd say that exposing the company to lawsuits would definitely count as causing problems and would be addressed.

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    32. Re:Not a problem by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      All that aside, how was her overall work performance?

      Did she do her job effectively? Was she being managed effectively?

      I don't know about you, but I have had plenty of periods in my own jobs where there was just... downtime. In between projects, time waiting for other people to do things.

      It all sounds bad in isolation, but I have certainly been in situations and known people in situations where whether they were off doing drugs and having sex over a lunch break wouldn't make one lick of difference.

      Which is not to say its a good habbit to get into, but... as a one off, or an occasionaly thing.... really, it depends on the job.

      -Steve

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      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    33. Re:Not a problem by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      You should also block job search sites too, because anyone having to work in an environment like that for any length of time will surely be making use of them.

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    34. Re:Not a problem by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      By the way, statusbar sells web filtering software from a site with blog titles like "Christian women and Porn", "Government fails on COPA - once again", and "The Blasphemy Challenge - what will your parents say?". I detect a bit of pro-filtering bias.

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    35. Re:Not a problem by russotto · · Score: 1

      We allow water cooler conversations and the like, but that's because we track your time at your desk using a company log-in system that's part of the IP phone system and corporate chat network. Employees are trained to set their status as away if they leave their desk (for PCs that access critical personal data, logout is detected by the webcam and is instantaneous).

      The Devil is said to have many names, but I never knew "sandbags" was among them. Oh well, learn something new every day.

    36. Re:Not a problem by BigRob7 · · Score: 1

      No and no - only the server. So? If someone opens a case, it would be too obvious and i'd have a few users letting me know immediately. Besides, if they swapped out HD's, they wouldn't be on the domain getting work done. They wouldn't last an 8 hour shift before they got fired.

    37. Re:Not a problem by edittard · · Score: 1

      porn? well... thats a whole new ballgame.

      A very apt choice of words there.

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    38. Re:Not a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We block certain website groups (adult, gambling, games, etc)

      Good thing this article was not in games .slashdot.org

    39. Re:Not a problem by Foolicious · · Score: 1

      If it were up to me, anyone trying for more than five minutes should get auto-fired. No appeal.

      Yeah. I think 4 minutes is fine. But 5 minutes. That's definitely grounds for termination.

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    40. Re:Not a problem by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Sure it can, in some specific circumstances, cause problems for the company in creating hostile work environments, but.... thats not really the porn itself, thats the attitude and behavior of the employees.

      You answered the question yourself. Viewing stock / sports scores rarely gets the company in 'hostile work environments' lawsuits. Porn can and does. It only takes one person who hasn't the social skills given to an mosquito to create havoc for an entire company.

      It's not even remotely worth the bother of letting it slide.

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    41. Re:Not a problem by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Besides, any software that DOES require admin rights to execute was poorly coded, and should be replaced as soon as posisble.

      Agreed wholeheartedly.

      For every piece of business software you can find that requires admin rights to run, I'll find you five that doesn't. There might be a cost difference, but the admin labor savings and improved security will outweight that several times over.

      But here's the rub: you and I might understand that, but try explaining it to the beancounter PHB. Some get it, some won't. Many look at the bottom-line up-front cost and don't worry about the what could happen in the future.

      --
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    42. Re:Not a problem by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Letting what slide?

      See this is my problem with a lot of things. Realize that I live in a town where the chief of police goes around defending the overnight parking ban by saying "well ambulances need to get down the narrow streets at night".... totally ignoring that there is ALREADY an ordinance on the books about how wide of a traffic lane MUST be left open at ALL times.

      It just doesn't make sense to me to ban one thing, when your real problem is something else entirely. The problem is creation of hostile work environments NOT porn.

      Now I know, there really is no reason you SHOULD be looking at porn at work. However, thats a whole different discussion. There are innumerable things that there is no good reason for you to do from work.

      Certainly I have seen and heard of other hostile work environments, however, its always been, as you say, people without the social skills given to a mosquito that cause the problem. In fact, to be honest, as much porn as I have seen people look at "on the job", none of the actual examples of hostile work environments that I can think of even involved porn.

      Unwanted sexual advances? yes. Hot heads picking fights? Yup. Porn? Never.

      Just seems to me that porn gets WAY more attention than it really deserves.

      -Steve

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    43. Re:Not a problem by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      OK, so it sounds like you run a sweatshop where people show up at fixed times, punch in, use the computer, punch out when they go on break, punch back in, etc. Everything gets done during official working hours, and people leave exactly at quitting time.

      Also, you don't have to swap the hard drive...you just need the case open for long enough to pull and replace the CMOS battery while the power cable is unplugged. The advantage to this method is that unless you do frequent physical audits of the machines that includes testing the BIOS settings, the pwnage can continue indefinitely.

    44. Re:Not a problem by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      Ah, that's what the 3 year and 5 year cost analysis plans are for. Beancounters usually do understand forcasing pretty well, you just need to explain to them that IT is not a buy and forget department...

      Of course, not all bean counters get it, and some of the ones who do still can't slide your department the cash, but still, if you can't "run as" you have an issue...

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    45. Re:Not a problem by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      It's not all about employee productivity though. We started blocking web sites where I work when the senior execs started knocking on our doors because they couldn't get their jobs done (okay, they were probably just surfing the web too, but I digress) due to lack of bandwidth. Buying more bandwidth wasn't a possibility due to budget and the location of the office in question. So...we built a proxy and set up fairly relaxed filtering, but nixed anything that we saw as a potential bandwidth hog.

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    46. Re:Not a problem by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      So, you've never seen a user access a webmail account, click a link that points to a site that installes a zero day virus or keylogger, then gains access to the network using a stolen password and steals hundreds or thousands of users worth of data?

      Aparently you were not around for lovebug either, which although the corp e-mail server stopped it cold, our CEO managed to cross infect his PC from his home e-amil account, and since he had the entire company e-mail list in that system, both personal and company e-mail accounts of nearly all 100 employees, nearly every employee got a copy of love bug in their own web mail, and yes, it was litterally like 45 seconds and 60 of our 87 systems were infected.

      Also, whitelists should be resonably departmentalized. And yea, for a big firm, absolutely there's a guy full time who does pretty much nothing but whitelist requests and password resets. He gets about $14 an hour... not bad for a kid still in college.

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    47. Re:Not a problem by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      Funny.

      Hey, I'm not saying we stop the payroll clock if you log out, just that we log how much time you are logged out while on the clock. It;s a poerformance metric.

      Most of the firms I've worked for, actually you're expected to spend 30 minutes a day on the clock working on personal projects, which can include blogging, reading the news, resting the brain, whatever.

      We're not devils, but if you have no illusion of controll, there's no possibility of it.

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    48. Re:Not a problem by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      Cue the results-only work environment:

      I don't care about any of hobbies they do while at home or in the office, if I don't have to hear, see or smell them.

      They can have gang bangs after hours or during lunch breaks as long as Im not around. They can do drugs as much as they like, they can perform shamanistic rituals or pray five times a day to Mecca.

      I. Just. Don't. Care. At. All.

      Besides, what's the monetary difference from a company's perspective between employees spending their lunch break bonking the secretary in the bathroom or calling their kids for half an hour?

      WeAbsolutely none since we're not a Catholic shop.

      But if they slip two deadlines, alienate one reasonable and trusted customer or produce uncommon costs for the company it's time for a staff report - and if they slip again within one year they're let go.

      They're employees, not kids and they certainly don't need or want the boss to be their daddy.

    49. Re:Not a problem by BigRob7 · · Score: 1

      Well, I wouldn't call it a sweatshop, but it is a manufacturing facility (same thing maybe?). Yep, they pretty much punch out for everything and most employees are clock-watchers (lined up at 4:29 ready for that last minute to tick so they can clock out!). DOH! I've never even thought about the CMOS battery! I always think too much and have a tendency to forget some of the most basic low-level tricks! But it wouldn't last long - without domain access they would be screwed.

    50. Re:Not a problem by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's because of the tendency of porn viewers to move their right or left hand a bit too much in the process.

      Then again, it's pretty much the same with everything else concerning sexuality at work: you have to an asexual nobody or someone will point the finger.

      Goofing off for hours every week is equally bad but almost ok, but dare to have ONE ten-minute sexual intercourse in the bathroom. Even sleeping on your desk for hours will not yield the same penalties as having unauthorized sex anywhere on company premises, even when doing it while logged-out or long after closing time.

      You can waste millions of company assets without reprimands but any sex means immediate termination in almost all cases, even if it's your wife you work with.

      The financial risk or loss for the company is absolutely nil, but somehow this is the single most important taboo in our corporate environment.

    51. Re:Not a problem by Paxton · · Score: 1

      For the sake of the downtrodden in your organization, I sure hope you don't block job sites. I mean, every dictator has to dangle a carrot...

    52. Re:Not a problem by Paxton · · Score: 1

      | that can install back door zero day exploits that can bypass our AV security |

      Wait... What?

      I'm sure if you've installed antivirus software and deployed the system, zero-day exploits won't work. Only an idiot would let... Oh, wait!

    53. Re:Not a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol you work at a call center most likely. No wonder.

    54. Re:Not a problem by Tom · · Score: 1

      We block certain website groups (adult, gambling, games, etc) by default and everyone must go through our proxy to the outside world. Web logs are checked throughout the day and those who try 30 different ways to get to boobsgonewild.com are reported.

      Well, you can argue about that, but you can hardly claim that that's a security feature.

      Most people have only User permissions so they can't install something and we regularly do sweeps of unapproved software on those people who do have admin privileges. I'm the one who generally gets the call to remove the software. We also check for firewalls on PCs and other software which can potentially bypass our firewall or hide the user.

      That's not a security feature, either, it's a security workaround.
      Most harmful software doesn't need to be installed in order to root the machine, it just needs to be executed, from anywhere. Preventing execution of non-approved binaries (i.e. mount everything noexec for a start) would be closer.

      Not sure what the big deal is. These are just basic network security measures which any decent admin should do and have set up.

      Proper "network security" doesn't rely on the end-user machine being safe. The network should still be secure even if John Badguy plugs the ethernet cable into his own notebook.

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    55. Re:Not a problem by Tom · · Score: 1

      The only ones we do block are what are considered time wasters (games, chat rooms, etc).

      Oh yes, the great illusion that you can do anything to prevent people from taking a break when they feel like it. Management has felt that responsibility and illusionary power for a century or so. Everyone else either laughs at it or sighs about it, because it simply doesn't work. The most you'll ever get is to shift people to other time wasters. So they'll be at the coffee machine more often, or reading allowed sites, or smoking more, or just sitting there starring at the wall.

      People are people and if you think you can change them by silly things like website blacklists, you need a reality check.

      I can see adult sites, but only for one reason: Liability. Aside from that, my personal opinion is that it doesn't matter to me whether a co-worker spends his break on slashdot or sexysluts.

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    56. Re:Not a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parent poster some others have referred to an approved list of software - do you actually have such a list? I hear that such and such is not approved, but if I ask to see the list - it's compose on-the-fly, and generally consists of software the 'enforcer' has never heard of. Even superior software.

      Similarly, you used the term 'security' - how does ICQ, for example, impact security? Is your network susceptible to ICQ in some way. Or do you actually mean 'convenience' when using the term 'security'?

      My point is that misusing the word security, when you mean "I don't like it", actually contributes to less secure network, as users will not believe security is actually at issue - even when it actually is.

    57. Re:Not a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having been in the industry for almost 15 years, no, I've never seen that happen. And while we are talking about people abusing computer privileges, remember that CEOs can be fired too. If you are in an environment where CEOs are stupid and unfirable, get out while your stock options are good. :)

    58. Re:Not a problem by ipsi · · Score: 1

      60 year old virgin CEO.

    59. Re:Not a problem by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm a contractor, and work for many companies. And by Call Center, I'm mostly talking about claims processing for insurance, and tech support centers for manufacturers of products. I'm not talking about marketing.

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    60. Re:Not a problem by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      You're still missing the point.

      By booting off of a different device, I can edit the hard drive on the machine and give myself admin access to that machine. This means I can disable any malware detectors and install software that will allow me to scan the domain for vulnerabilities.

      Worse yet, if your machine is physically available, then I could install a keylogger there if I want to.

    61. Re:Not a problem by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      CEOs can be fired, but only by the board, and usually at a cost of millions in severance payouts...

      For this reason, the CEO has the same restrictions as everyone else in firms I consult for.

      However, CEOs and other high ranking employees do regularly need to take their systems with them, and have access to company data where access is not availbale. When they go to conferences, board meetings in foreighn countries, or just a meeting at a coffee shop with other senior staff, they have to have access to this data. They do a lot more working from home and hotels than others need to, and by nature need access to more restrictive data than line level employees. Also, COE e-mail addresses are typically published (by law in some states) and this opens them up to about 30 times more SPAM than others.

      I have not had a CEO hacked often, but it has happened. If you have not, you've been lucky.

      I've consulted for more than 100 firms since 1992. Maybe 5 of them had a "C level" security issue.

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    62. Re:Not a problem by BigRob7 · · Score: 1

      You are not getting my point. If you open the case, I will get a phone call. You will be terminated. Game over. The odds of 6 other people being in the bathroom at the same time as you opening the case is nil as there are only 4 bathrooms. I would expect you to maybe get as far as editing the hard drive before you are asked to leave. My machine? You wouldn't be allowed up here. And i'm not even on the domain anyway except through RDC when needed. Besides, I doubt your keylogger would execute on FreeBSD. Unless you think you could get up here with a solder gun and put one in my keyboard?

    63. Re:Not a problem by RMH101 · · Score: 1
      From my experience, most software that "needs" admin rights, doesn't. It just needs slightly more rights than a standard user - for example it may need permission to set system time, or to write to a particular registry key during the install.
      The usual Sysinternals tools are great for troubleshooting this, and when you've done it you can tweak the user account to give it the appropriate level of access.

      You should note that this is an excellent example of why "no software installs unless we've tested it and scripted it" is a good policy in a big company.

  6. Hmm by LizardKing · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looking around my desk I see the following electronic widgets that are mine rather than the companies:

    A pair of DEC Shark computers.
    A Sparc based luggable.
    Coffee percolator.
    Blender.

    As long as I got them checked out for electrical safety the system support people here were fine with it, and this is nothing as compared to some of the stuff I saw at a big dot.com that likes exclamation marks. One guy had a pinball machine in his cube, and another had a large tropical fish bubbling away while percolators were everywhere.

    1. Re:Hmm by LizardKing · · Score: 1

      ... tropical fish *tank* ... Oh yes, and it's probably worth pointing out that our sys support people would have an issue with personal kit that runs Windows.

  7. Some possible solutions. by suck_burners_rice · · Score: 1

    To solve the issue of personal laptops being connected to the corporate network, there needs to be some kind of server software where every approved device's MAC address is registered. When a non-approved device is connected, it will not be assigned an IP address by the DHCP server. This will cut 90% of the devices from ever being connected, since most lusers have no idea about MAC addresses, IP addresses, DHCP, and the fact that they can manually assign an IP address if they know the proper range. This does leave a rather gaping hole, though, so another layer of security is needed. It's not coming to me just yet...

    On the other issue of people installing ICQ and whatnot, you set up all computers used by lusers to boot from a fresh image every time they boot. You'll have to set the darn thing up exactly the way it needs to be and then use VMware or some other solution that causes the computer to start from a known image each time. They'll install ICQ, but the next time they boot, it won't be there. They'll install it again. It'll be gone again. After five or six iterations, they'll get tired of reinstalling it. I would say that by properly setting up permissions, the issue of ICQ or any other software being installed in the first place will disappear, but given the way permissions work in Windows (and the way most software ceases to work unless you have Administrator privileges), that isn't a very good answer. The advantage of the approach where the system boots from a known image each time is that your lusers can get all the viruses, spyware, adware, etc., installed on their machine, but it won't be there for more than a few hours. Like the previous paragraph, not a perfect solution, but one that cuts down on your headache by 90%.

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    1. Re:Some possible solutions. by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ...since most lusers have no idea about...

      you set up all computers used by lusers to boot

      What kind of attitude is this? You come-off as a condescending PHB. All the other stuff is good but damn. That just put a bad taste in my mouth.

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    2. Re:Some possible solutions. by denis-The-menace · · Score: 1

      We have something like this too called DeepFreeze.
      It prevents permanent changes to the OS and no virtual Machines. We use it in the public library.

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    3. Re:Some possible solutions. by bb5ch39t · · Score: 1
      Too bad Windows is so entrenched. With a Linux desktop, you could set up an LTSP server and a PXE boot. The desktop itself would not have an hard disk or CD-ROM, maybe not even have any USB ports accessible. The PC boots from the network. The user's home directory is on the network. And it is mounted with the NOEXEC option so that nothing which is resident on it will be executed, regardless. IOW, the desktop would only have a CPU, RAM, video card, and monitor. If it did have a small hard drive, that would only be used for temporary files (/tmp subdirectory) and a swap area.

      A plus of this is when the desktop dies, the user gets a new one, but all the user's files and setup are still intact. Also, being LAN resident, they are backed up periodically.

      Just a thought.

    4. Re:Some possible solutions. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he comes off as a condenscending BOFH.

    5. Re:Some possible solutions. by genner · · Score: 1

      We have something like this too called DeepFreeze. It prevents permanent changes to the OS and no virtual Machines. We use it in the public library.

      Deep Freeze doesn't work for anything but a public console.
      It doesn't let you save anything to the drive. Your office drones need their word documents.

    6. Re:Some possible solutions. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you set up all computers used by lusers to boot

      What kind of attitude is this? You come-off as a condescending PHB. All the other stuff is good but damn. That just put a bad taste in my mouth.

      What is the problem about an admin talking about their Local Users? /lusers
      -!- There are 14 local and 193 invisible global on 13 servers

      I think the word you read that as was "Losers" which means something totally different.

    7. Re:Some possible solutions. by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1
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    8. Re:Some possible solutions. by AnEducatedNegro · · Score: 1
      Something tells me you have never worked in a competent IT department. First of all

      To solve the issue of personal laptops being connected to the corporate network, there needs to be some kind of server software where every approved device's MAC address is registered. When a non-approved device is connected, it will not be assigned an IP address by the DHCP server. This will cut 90% of the devices from ever being connected, since most lusers have no idea about MAC addresses, IP addresses, DHCP, and the fact that they can manually assign an IP address if they know the proper range. This does leave a rather gaping hole, though, so another layer of security is needed. It's not coming to me just yet...

      go google for port security. problem solved. hell, microsoft's system center will quarantine you if your system even looks at the network funny.

      On the other issue of people installing ICQ and whatnot, you set up all computers used by lusers to boot from a fresh image every time they boot. You'll have to set the darn thing up exactly the way it needs to be and then use VMware or some other solution that causes the computer to start from a known image each time. They'll install ICQ, but the next time they boot, it won't be there. They'll install it again. It'll be gone again. After five or six iterations, they'll get tired of reinstalling it. I would say that by properly setting up permissions, the issue of ICQ or any other software being installed in the first place will disappear, but given the way permissions work in Windows (and the way most software ceases to work unless you have Administrator privileges), that isn't a very good answer. The advantage of the approach where the system boots from a known image each time is that your lusers can get all the viruses, spyware, adware, etc., installed on their machine, but it won't be there for more than a few hours. Like the previous paragraph, not a perfect solution, but one that cuts down on your headache by 90%.

      except that spyware was actually a planned attack on your corporate network to retrieve juicy data from your network.. the "oh-its-just-harmless-spyware,-it-will-be-gone-tomorrow" means you have just been owned and you have no clue how they got in. if i were your CTO i would fire you and all your direct managers that thought that policy was acceptable. there is a reason why unapproved software is frowned upon and why many software products exist to enforce application whitelists.

    9. Re:Some possible solutions. by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      That's not a problem, that's a feature. It forces your users to save their stuff to the network drives, where it can be managed and backed up. Users should not be saving stuff to their local hard drives.

    10. Re:Some possible solutions. by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      The advantage of the approach where the system boots from a known image each time is that your lusers can get all the viruses, spyware, adware, etc., installed on their machine, but it won't be there for more than a few hours.

      Who reboots their machines every few hours? My XP Pro install at work has 17 days of uptime, and the last time I logged in (other than unlocking the screen) was probably 10 days ago.

    11. Re:Some possible solutions. by Cigarra · · Score: 1

      Hey skinnyguy, meet Nick Burns. I think you hadn't met.

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    12. Re:Some possible solutions. by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      Better (similar) solution: VLAN register all approved company owned and validated MAC addresses on the corporate LAN. Give these and only these system access to the server and network resources they require (and not to resources they don't require) based on their image deployment or intended purpose of use. Internet access for these machines and devices is limited to a strictly maintained white list of sites deemed necessary for business or approved as safe for employee use when on breaks or when off the clock (iGoogle, my.Yahoo, etc), but no web based e-mail, social sites, etc.

      Approved personal devices, (ie helpdesk has manually keyed in the MAC address to a seperate ACL after validating the device personally meets company securitry requirements) are relegated to a VLAN quarantine zone, and are checked for current AV, AS, and OS patches by a batch program. If clean, they're connected to a seperate VLAN where filtered internet access is permitted, but on a seperate "public" IP range and VLAN from any corperate machines, and with a greatly expanded white list of sites accessible. The intent here is to limit bandwidth utilization, not so much for security, though adult sites as well as other known blacklisted sites are automatically blocked. If the device needs patches, they are VLANed into a zone where only the known IPs and ports of the patch sites can be connected to until the patches are installed, then they must diconnect and reconnect to be reverified for access. This process is not so much to protect the company, but the other users systems who connect to this "public" employee network.

      Machines or devices that have not been MAC approved are connected to a VLAN that has no acces to the internet at all (no gateway). An exception will be a few APs in the lobby and conference rooms for which the signal range is limited as is connection speed, and which still gets some minimal filtering from blacklisted and adult sites. Employees should be banned from accessing resources in the lobby or designated "guest" areas as all devices entering the building with an employee should be registered with helpdesk if they are to connect to the wireless or wired networks for any reason. Bypassing this should get a warning folowed by non-negotiable termination.

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    13. Re:Some possible solutions. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That just put a bad taste in my mouth.

      That's what she said. (sorry, couldn't help it)

    14. Re:Some possible solutions. by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      It's both easier and cheaper to simply deploy a system that images the OS drive nightly. Though I do agree users should not have write access to C:, should not have any form of admin rights nor really access to control panels or comand line, plug and play should be disabled, and data should only be accessible in a home folder on the network as well as group project folders the user is a member of.

      What you are describing is thin computing...

      Oh, you can PXE boot Windows, it's just a bitch on the network, and unless you can afford 8+ GB to use as a RAM disk, you'll need an internal HDD to hold parts of the boot image loaded on demand. Mac and Linux have similar limitations so don;t harp on Microsoft about it.

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    15. Re:Some possible solutions. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That won't work, they can still run it from a pendrive without installing. Check for portable apps.

    16. Re:Some possible solutions. by suck_burners_rice · · Score: 1

      A luser in computer administration is kind of like an lvalue in C programming. You take a word, prepend a lowercase "L" to it, and voila!

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    17. Re:Some possible solutions. by nsheppar · · Score: 1

      Windows permissions aren't actually that bad. We have everyone run with regular Windows user permissions and all the software we have installed works. We usually re-image our machines once or twice per semester (at a university).

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  8. At work, supposed to be working... by fprintf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know when I am at work, I am supposed to be working. Nevertheless, there really doesn't need to be an all or nothing policy as it improves employee morale to allow some personal flexibility in the workplace. I know my company tries very hard to lock things down, and yet does allow some off-topic internet browsing (Slashdot, right now for example) and the occasional personal telephone call. They are, however, quick to remind us that the electronic networks to which we connect are a) company property and b) exposed as a security risk anytime we try and connect a personal electronic device. Thumb drives, iPods, PDAs, cell phones etc. are all blocked from connecting to the network.

    It is all a balancing act, and a tough one at that. In the end, and no matter how much I might dislike it at times, however, they are right to restrict my access to these devices. In a funny way, they are helping me with my addiction problem - getting me off the Web.

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    1. Re:At work, supposed to be working... by SpicyLemon · · Score: 1

      My company had a security meeting a while back. During the meeting (unknown to us) someone scattered some thumb drives around the parking lot. Two days later we had a follow up meeting. More than 50 people had picked up the thumb-drives and plugged them into their work computers. The security team knew this because they put a "virus" on the thumb-drives that sent them some info about each computer it was plugged into. Each person even got specifically called out at the follow-up meeting too.

      That's how they taught us about unsafe outside devices. Seemed to work pretty well too.

      On that note too, if your company maintains their own images, it's probably best to disable autorun. antivirus.about.com has some good instructions on doing that.

      In my opinion, that should be just as standard as showing file extensions.

      The more you educate your staff about the "whys" of security, the more likely they are to follow your security protocols. You can't just tell someone not to do something. You need to tell them WHY they shouldn't do it too. You can't learn from other peoples' mistakes if you don't know why it was a mistake. For example, say you walked into a room and someone said, "Don't touch this shiny cool looking thing." You'd be more much more likely to try to pick it up than if he or she said, "Don't touch this shiny cool looking thing because it's really hot."

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  9. Lock down ports and whitelist allowed MAC IDs by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 1

    Problem solved. I thought this was standard operating procedure in most corporate IT shops by now anyway.

    1. Re:Lock down ports and whitelist allowed MAC IDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right! It's not like you can reconfigure your laptop to use a particular MAC address... oh wait, yes you can.

    2. Re:Lock down ports and whitelist allowed MAC IDs by LizardKing · · Score: 1

      Associating MAC addresses with specific switches and addresses on the DHCP server is precisely how my place does things. It means that even if someone does sneak in their laptop, plugging it into a network socket is going to result in no connection. Compare that to when I was on site as a consultant at a very large investment bank last year - they had personal wireless access points and laptops all over company network. Some of the company access points were unsecured while the personal ones were brought in by people wanting to subvert various inter-departmental firewalls. Infrastructure was outsourced, which meant getting things like ports opened for trading systems to communicate with each other was an extremely slow, bureaucratic process. Instead, it was much easier to plonk a wireless access point on each network.

    3. Re:Lock down ports and whitelist allowed MAC IDs by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

      My girlfriend got a job as a sysadmin at a new media agency by pulling out her Tungsten C and cracking their wireless networks right there. "You need these secured." One of her first jobs was to run Ethernet everywhere and keep one very locked-down wifi in the conference room.

      (They got wifi everywhere cos it was l33t and k3wl and stuff. And it was several networks all on channel 6, as were the ones for other businesses on the floors above and below that were interfering. FAIL.)

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    4. Re:Lock down ports and whitelist allowed MAC IDs by spectre_240sx · · Score: 1

      Why do things the hard way? Active Directory + Radius + 802.1x would simplify things quite a bit for you. It's also much more secure.

    5. Re:Lock down ports and whitelist allowed MAC IDs by Nutria · · Score: 1

      Compare that to when I was on site as a consultant at a very large investment bank last year - they had personal wireless access points and laptops all over company network.

      With lax internal controls like that, is it any wonder that so many banks have collapsed?

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    6. Re:Lock down ports and whitelist allowed MAC IDs by AnEducatedNegro · · Score: 1

      port security. you allow one mac and if it changes, your system is dumped from the network. of course you can get around this and your whitelist method by spoofing your mac address... this is where 802.1x comes into play

  10. People are still talking about this? by visualight · · Score: 1

    Ten years ago it was a topic, has anything changed recently that makes this a less exhausted subject? Whoever thought up this "round table" idea doesn't have enough to do I guess.

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    1. Re:People are still talking about this? by I'm+not+really+here · · Score: 1

      There was no round table... they just figured out what they were spending 50% of their time doing, put together a paper on it, and said it was about all of us. :-P

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  11. Generous Companies by TheFarrMan · · Score: 1, Informative

    Wouldn't it be a good idea if companies bought licences of AV/Security software for their employees to use at home. It would generally be in the companies interest and would work for the good of all Internet users if more people had better protection. If a company knew that the home/personal pc was protected to the same level as the work PC's the security risk would be reduced and the chance of a user bringing in a virus from home would be reduced

    1. Re:Generous Companies by billcopc · · Score: 1

      In such a scenario, the first thing the PHB would ask of IT is to require the company-endorsed security software to be used, and deny connections from "unsecured" hosts.

      Which means if you're a Linux guru, or maybe you just don't want to bog your PC down with the joke that is Symantec Antivirus, then you're blocked off.

      Don't be surprised, there are companies that specialize in such idiotic solutions. Remember RSA's SecurID ? What the hell did that accomplish, besides making a small heap of cash for the vendor ?

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    2. Re:Generous Companies by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

      A lot of places do this. When I was at Ericsson all employees were in fact licensed for copies of Windows and Office at home on the corporate licence.

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    3. Re:Generous Companies by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Well, if you use Sophos AV, it's included in the price. Or it used to be, at least. Every desktop user of their software in the corporate setting would be allowed to use it at home.

    4. Re:Generous Companies by bitslinger_42 · · Score: 1

      The big thing that most users don't quite catch is that "protected to the same level as the work PC" means that you can't install unapproved software at home, either. This means no games, no Quicken, no TurboTax, no Elf Bowling, etc. It would also mean that the employee would be the only user allowed to use said home computer (i.e. no spouse, no kids, no parents).

      Part of the problem is corporations are pushing all of this work responsibility off on employees and trying to avoid the associated costs. If the company says "You must do work from home", the associated cost is either ensuring that the laptop assigned to the employee is sufficient to do the work or purchasing a separate desktop for the employee's home. If the requirement is for rapid response from the employee even when away from the desk, then the cost is paying for a capable smart phone and associated service. Companies want to push the costs on employees, but we, as employees, should tell them to go screw themselves. I'm not paying my money to subsidize my boss' bonus.

  12. Either Change Policy or Change Enforcement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many institutions can have a more open IT policy than they think that they can have. Excluding external devices and software is often arbitrarily enforced & is of questionable benefit, as insider devices/software can be just as bad or external tools/software from those that have cart blanche to ignore policy (upper management) will be just as bad. Why not just open things up? Companies can win, as employees use technology that they are most comfortable with, and so are more productive (and it doesn't cost the company a dime). Small startups and poor educational institutions sometimes require personally owned electronic devices!

    If you want to keep support costs down, refuse to service outside software & hardware. Or suggest that a policy be put in place where the users would have to pay out of pocket for such support. Caveat emptor.

    If you need to exclude devices due to contracts (often due to security), you need to change the way you enforce policy. Do random checks of people entering and leaving work. Suspend or terminate employees that violate the rules.

  13. Failure to lock down machine = users WILL install. by djsmiley · · Score: 1

    "Reminds me of when I worked in IT support: no matter how many times we told users they weren't allowed to install ICQ, or to connect their personal laptops to the corporate network, they insisted on doing it. Frequently they even asked us to help them do it."

    1. Users WILL attempt to install stuff
    2. If they can't, they will eventually give up

    However, if they manage, then they will push for more and more stuff, and demand support for stuff they never should of installed in the first place.

    Surely they should never actually be able to install anything? Is it really THAT hard to lock a system down? My university never seems to have any problems unless people bring in external drives with stuff installed on them (someone managed to get wow running... but then the uni stopped it some how) and they could stop this easily enough by stopping USB.

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  14. Solution by cordsie · · Score: 1

    Netbook (MSI Wind): EUR400
    3G Modem (O2): EUR19.00 + EUR20.00 per month

    Problem solved.

  15. Oh jeeze by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

    If I had a nickel for every time I absolutely had to install Real Player or get someone's personal camera to work with their work computer and it was a "life or death" situation, I would have enough money to buy lunch at London New York.

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    1. Re:Oh jeeze by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

      Interestingly enough, I was one of those people asking for Camera support when I was asked to do some documentation, I had to work w/ some firmware only machines that I couldn't do a screenshot w/. I found that to create instructions, I could just take pics of the steps, crop them out, and drop them in a doc pretty quick.

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    2. Re:Oh jeeze by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      I'll comply typically with executives on this, or when a depertment (like marketing) really does need the camera hooked up, but everyone else can e-mail the JPEG they want to use as a background to themselves, they need not connect the camera. If they're sorting pics from their weekend fun, they can do that on their break on their personal laptop or fucking do it at home!

      If they need an application, there's a process to approve it, and it's pushed out through Altiri or SMS, never installed manaully, with minor exceptions in the test lab or QA depertment. If they feel they need access to a website (which we do allow approved sites for personal use, blogging, news, etc, just not webmail which is too risky), they get their manager to submit a ticket and we'll turn it on ASAP, or they can sumbit themselves via a low priority ticket and it goes into a listing that's approved on a weekly basis and one of my IT lackey's uploads the white list to the filter.

      Users should be controlled. IT has domain over them, the admins are not at their beck and call. Even my CEO has to go through an approval process, and is not permitted to access programs or sites on his company issued computer (he has a personal laptop on a "public" wireless network, completely seperate from the corporate LAN he can surf with, and if he wants to view porn on his personal PC behind the closed doors of his office, he can, but most people on the "public" WAN do still have at least a blacklist to poll against. There are NO exceptions to the company security policy. Not even for executives. If we have to live with it, sdo do they, and that goes a long way to morale.

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  16. Good luck with that. by khasim · · Score: 3, Funny

    And resisting it is mostly just frustrating everyone.

    Now, I'm not saying you have to support every oddball app on the planet. I would recommend you have an 'approved software' list, and back that software up with support. Saying 'that is not supported, use this' is far better than locking things down, from my experience.

    Good luck with that.

    Since you seem to believe that setting one limit is unenforceable, why do you believe that setting a different limit is enforceable?

    You cannot use IM app X because:
    a. You are not allowed to use IM at work.
    b. You are only allowed to use IM app Y (which does not connect to the service you want to use).

    And, from TFA:

    Unless companies are prepared to lock down their systems in unprecedented ways - or otherwise radically reconceive their computing operations - this accelerating, unmanaged influx of new devices and services is going to force IT departments into a reactive role.

    Why do so many people see "No" as "reactive"? You can evaluate new technology and new products and determine that they present security issues that outweigh their benefits.

    In just about every other aspect of business this would be a non-issue. You don't allow people to replace the phone system with their own phone that is incompatible with your PBX but it's okay because they can just call the phone company and run a POTS line to their cubicle.

    While they wait for that, they'll fire up a deep fryer in their cubicle and make up a batch of donuts for everyone.

    1. Re:Good luck with that. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      It has been pretty darned simple where I've worked at in the past....you plug an unauthorized computer onto the network, it is detected, they find you and immediately escort you off premise and you don't come back.

      Heck, you are actually limited on bringing in any non-official laptops...but, then again, these places were pretty secured facilities.

      Anyway....a policy of use it and LOSE it...pretty effective against any unauthorized electronics in the work place...

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    2. Re:Good luck with that. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think this is one of those things where you need to identify the work environment you are in. I have worked in banking. It the operation division, what you said would be absolutely true. No second chances. If you went over to corporate, you'd find a more lax attitude. Whether you like it or agree with it, that is the way it was.

      If you go to a smaller company, you will probably see an even laxer attitude. The policies vary greatly depending on the organization.

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    3. Re:Good luck with that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We enforced our policy with a stern warning, listing company policy, with their manager present. If they still installed the software it was immediately flagged by our auditing software, at which time I informed my manager, etc. on up the line, within 5 minutes they were being escorted out of the building. In our case it was like the first poster said, it was much easier than locking everything down. It was amazing to see people ask if they can install something, then after being told with said managers present, "Don't do it, you will be fired.", and yet they still do it. Good Bye!

    4. Re:Good luck with that. by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "While they wait for that, they'll fire up a deep fryer in their cubicle and make up a batch of donuts for everyone."

      We were nearing move-in on one of my construction projects and I sat in on a meeting of the Transition Planning Group. The big controversy? Management was afraid everyone from the old building was going to bring over their space heaters and coffeepots, and wanted Facilities to take care of it. The head of Facilities said that he would make up the rules, but he would not enforce them - it was up to Management to do that.

      This went on for about 10 minutes. At one point I said: "I can take care of the problem - publish the rules and after a week I'll walk through with a set of dykes and cut off all the plugs".

      Response from the VP: "Whose going to pay for all that destroyed personal property?"

      I just shut up, then. I guess in their world, rules enforce themselves.

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    5. Re:Good luck with that. by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      How's your company doing now? Any good staff left or have they all turned over or started their own businesses?

      I'd do.

    6. Re:Good luck with that. by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      It's more important some places than others. In the engineering oriented SI where I am fortunate to work atm, the network is good, solid and secure enough, and you can install any software on your laptop you're prepared to not have supported, with the caveat that you're an adult and need to behave. NSFW web sites are banned, and there are definite policies related to dealing with the outside world. These are enforced by a strangely prevalent culture and mood of professionalism and a very good network crew.

      On the other hand, if you work for a bank it would be more important for your network to be locked down tighter than a drum, green-screen where necessary. Sometimes you're lucky and you have a network you're comfortable with. Sometimes you need to answer to compliance authorities, and can't.

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    7. Re:Good luck with that. by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Might I add that personal electronics:

      A. Are a tool that the user doesn't need to be trained on.
      B. Are a tool that the company doesn't need to invest in.
      C. Are customized for that user's needs beyond what IT is capable of delivering.

      I've been using a personal laptop at work for months while the corporate overlords try to run that approval up the flagpole. Your sales staff probably knows their networking needs far better than anyone else (IM is a communications medium), and

      There seem to be two approaches to IT: 1. Attempt to lock everything down while solving every need and soothing every issue manually. 2. Provide machines and software, and try to be helpful as your staff does what they're going to do. The former seems reminiscent of a time when nobody knew how computers worked. The latter seems fitting to a world where kids who've never thrown a baseball are posting youtube videos.

  17. DEC, Sparc? by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn, your userid is old too.

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  18. It's like Prohibition - Unenforcable by eagee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To quote Einstein: "The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the Prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this."

    The same kind of thing applies in a corporation. You don't want to lower morale, and you especially don't want employees to lose respect for your policies. That certainly poses more risk to the success of an organization than connecting your iPhone to the wifi network.

    Maybe a better solution would be investing in IT infrastructure.

    1. Re:It's like Prohibition - Unenforcable by magamiako1 · · Score: 1

      As an IT guy, my job isn't to keep you happy or keep you productive. My job is to keep the network safe and secure and make sure that business operations are not interrupted.

    2. Re:It's like Prohibition - Unenforcable by jimicus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The same kind of thing applies in a corporation. You don't want to lower morale, and you especially don't want employees to lose respect for your policies. That certainly poses more risk to the success of an organization than connecting your iPhone to the wifi network.

      Maybe a better solution would be investing in IT infrastructure.

      It's a bit awkward in IT. Hey, it's always a bit awkward.

      You let everyone install anything they like and do whatever they want -> Congratulations, you've just been picked for BSA Raid of the Month! (In some countries, directors are criminally liable so you have to take it seriously) With extra interest from the PRS if MP3 files are found!

      You let nobody install anything -> well, the implications depend entirely on the role of the end user. If the PC is being used by someone in a call centre, this is probably appropriate and call centre staff are relatively easy to replace. If it's in software development, you wind up spending the rest of your life installing software on people's behalf and being hated by everyone.

      These things are blocked because the world's Windows support forums are absolutely chock-full of individuals who have got their home PC absolutely chock-full of rubbish like drivers for that cheap scanner which never really worked, 15 different and equally lousy photo editing programs after they found out how much photoshop costs, goodness-knows-what malware installed from a pirated copy of photoshop and whatever else besides. It is simply not practical to deal with these issues on every PC.

      I am the IT manager. I'm very lucky in that I'm not having to support a vast number of people who, given the opportunity, would wind up with PCs as screwed up as what I described above - I can therefore operate much of this on a trust system- "I won't go searching for dodgy stuff, please don't leave it in plain view". However, the company I'm working for is growing at a rate of knots and I'm sure this will change in time.

    3. Re:It's like Prohibition - Unenforcable by SpicyLemon · · Score: 1

      "Pick your battles wisely" is a nice way to put that.

      I quit my last job partly because of their "security" polices and their fierce but lame attempts to enforce them. One was, "If you're in this area you have to have a red T-shirt on or your shirt tucked in. First violation is a warning, Second is termination." In my opinion that was a poorly fought battle and should have been left alone. They ended up never really enforcing it. All it did was lower moral and damage trust of management.

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    4. Re:It's like Prohibition - Unenforcable by eagee · · Score: 1

      I agree with you! My analogy was this:

      Banning alcohol when it was an accepted part of our society, and the vast majority of the population used it responsibly wasn't a good move. It undermined public respect for the rule of law.

      However banning crack was a good move - Not an accepted part of our culture, statistics say pretty much no one uses it responsibly. The ban coupled with eduction helps benefit society.

      So what I'm saying is that a balance needs to be struck. If a company let's an IT guy (like the fellow who posted before you) lock everything down just-in-case someone might make a bad decision, well that would likely undermine management, lower morale, and negatively impact productivity. Maybe he doesn't care, but his managers should.

      However if you just say, "It's a free country, install whatever you want!" well, that would be the equivalent of telling people, "It's totally OK to do crack if you want to!" which most likely would result in more people giving it a try.

      I'm not saying that it should be a free for all. I'm just saying that if an employee benefits from ICQ, it doesn't negatively affect their productivity, and it doesn't pose a major risk to security (subjective)- well then IMHO it's better overall to allow them to use it.

    5. Re:It's like Prohibition - Unenforcable by Stradivarius · · Score: 1

      I would argue that that is too narrow of an interpretation of IT's role.

      Information technology exists to promote productivity. No business with any brains buys hardware or pays IT folks just for bragging rights. They buy things and pay people to make their business more productive. Therefore, if a technology, or technology policy, is limiting employee's productivity, that's an IT problem.

      And it's in the IT department's interests to own this problem. Would you rather be seen by management as active problem-solvers that increase productivity, or as a reactive cost center that impedes productivity? The former will get you more prestige and maybe more resources with which to do your job. The latter means you may not have a job for very long.

      I'm not saying you drop all control. Sometimes user requests cannot be satisfied. But there are all too many IT folks that won't work with a user in good faith to find a solution that meets both the user's needs and corporate security requirements. Because they don't think it's their job. Or maybe they're just short-staffed, so they just say no to requests, rather than going to management and saying "here's the level of demand from our employees, and here's what we could provide if we had more resources". Maybe you get them, maybe you don't. But at least if you're trying your best to help your users, the company will see you as part of the team, rather than an obstacle to be circumvented.

    6. Re:It's like Prohibition - Unenforcable by magamiako1 · · Score: 1

      Not part of a team? You mean, waking up in wee hours of the night because of a corporate server going down isn't enough to prove that you're dedicated to the company?

      Or how about the amount of crap you hear being in IT, the only time you hear about computer issues is when someone wants to complain?

      "Opening up" and "being a part of the team" is not going to change those issues. "My computer crashed while I was working on a very important project!" isn't going to change whether or not the employees can use IM or facebook.

    7. Re:It's like Prohibition - Unenforcable by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      Were not these policies explained when you started to work for that employer?

      If so you behaved like an asshole. I am amazed at he number of dickwads(mainly seeming to be "developers") posting here who seem to think they are above policy.

      Its simple, if you take employment in a situation where there are existing poilcies, you should bloody well follow them. If you dont like the policies DONT TAKE THE JOB.

    8. Re:It's like Prohibition - Unenforcable by SpicyLemon · · Score: 1

      In my defense, it wasn't a policy when I started there. And like I said, I found a different job, quickly I'd like to add. And the new job's security procedures did come into play in my decision making.

      You seem to have missed the point though. The point is that in order to get people to comply with security policies, they need to be a) enforced, and b) reasonable. I'm going to add that they should also be c) explained. Tell people WHY they're not supposed to set up a wireless access point at their desk. Don't just tell them they can't.

      Don't warn someone that they'll be fired for doing something just to let it slide the next time too. But also, make sure that this punishment is reasonable considering the action.

      Let's say the rule is "no usb devices." If their action was bringing an infected thumb-drive from home that ends up infecting your office network, disciplinary action is fully warranted. If the action was plugging in a usb powered plasma ball, disciplinary action is completely unreasonable.

      However, as has been said many times in other posts, there needs to be a method for people to legitimately bypass a security measure. For example, if someone wants to connect their home laptop to the office network, make the owner demonstrate that the computer is infection free before allowing the device on the network. During this process, make sure the owner is aware of the rules and the consequences of violating them.

      Also, be uniform in enforcement. Don't enforce the rules for one person and not another. As the parent so nicely pointed out, no one is above security policies. All employees are responsible for the security and well-being of the office network.

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    9. Re:It's like Prohibition - Unenforcable by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      In most cases policies are not generated by IT people but by management who expect them to be enforced by IT.

      Regarding "explaining why" to people, it seems you have never done sysadmin work. Best example I can think of was from a post slashdots past, "Despite many warnings, most users wouldnt recognize a security issue if it was marching down the main street naked carrying a large sign saying "I am a security issue"

      An example, As directed by managment, and against my strong objection I allowed a certain group of management users here to have full access to the home directory for their own staff.
      2 weeks later one of them "accidentally" deleted 276 peoples home directories. Still one doesnt often get the chance to say "I told you so" as loudly and satisfyingly. It was a bit cruel to tell them the backup was corrupted though(-: still lessons have to be taught. I did restore the "fixed" backup a week later......

      I think the problem as expressed here is that a small group of knowledgeable users, who probably could be trusted, are disadvantaged by the much larger group of tech challenged. If one gives these competent users rights, then next thing all the morons(Usually marketing, PR and beancounters) want the same access.

      "All employees are responsible for the security and well-being of the office network." Yes but its usually not their job on the line when a network goes down badly, its the sysadmin who's ass is on the line.

      "Also, be uniform in enforcement."

      Of course, I LART (Involves a cattle prod) all users equally.(-:

  19. Mostly the fault of IT by Kohath · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When IT doesn't serve the users, the users have to be their own IT. Users are bad at it and it causes problems.

    The answer is to stop saying NO when users ask for reasonable (non-harmful) things. Help the users instead of trying to make your own job easier.

    1. Re:Mostly the fault of IT by darth+dickinson · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Let me guess...you've never done desktop/server support at a company with more than 50 employees...right?

    2. Re:Mostly the fault of IT by matang · · Score: 1

      it's exactly that attitude that frustrates those of us who deal with this on a daily basis. you're there to do a job. go do it. installing endless twitter programs and ram boosters and other stuff so you can screw around all day should get you fired. unfortunately it doesn't even get a reprimand from your supervisor because they have no idea why it doesn't belong on a corporate network. i'm the unfortunate schlub who is a sysadmin with a general manager who is completely tech clueless and mandates a more open policy. we have an approved software list, we have users locked down, we address concerns about software and devices, and we have a usage policy that every employee signs but it doesn't matter. the corporate overlords introduced a program for laptops that allows local admin rights for ten minutes in case a user is in the field and needs to access something with elevated rights. that's fine, just stop asking why these machines get reimaged once a month and why the company keeps getting hit with malware and viruses. i can't do my job if the policy is "welcome to the playground".

    3. Re:Mostly the fault of IT by Kohath · · Score: 1

      It was about 50 employees. Maybe a few less. They really liked me because I cared about them getting their work done and I made it obvious that their productivity was the #1 deciding factor in things. Also, I was good at it.

      When I asked them not to put certain things on their computers, they listened because I tried to get them what they needed (when possible) instead of trying to make things easier for myself.

    4. Re:Mostly the fault of IT by AnEducatedNegro · · Score: 1

      so let me understand what you're saying.. you want me to dedicate additional resources to figure out why joe in accounting can't use itunes or sally in hr can't mount her digital camera? you are effectively wasting the companies time to help employees with their personal effects. okay how about you setup a tollfree help line to help your employees with setting up firefox at home or setting up their home network? sound silly? so does your idea of saying that IT is required to help users setup their unapproved software or hardware.

      IT is a business function, just like the janitors. do you want your janitors to always come around and clean your employees cubes because they are slobs, or would it be smarter to implement a clean office policy to reduce the overtime hours of your janitorial staff. overtime hours that can be redistributed into a bonus for all employees, for example.

      people forget that IT needs to be profitable, otherwise the company would just outsource the IT work onto a third party company (which is why you don't see onsite admins at hotels/car dealerships/etc). this extends beyond helping users with unapproved software. why do you think most companies stayed on windows 2000 well past its end of life? there was no real cost justification to upgrading to 2003/xp. eventually it became cheaper to upgrade than to maintain the old systems. however, if your current backup solution requires you to take down your application for 2 hours resulting in $10k lost revenue daily, it would be prudent to upgrade to 2003 and a backup solution using VSS which could backup your data while keeping your application alive. long term you make more money than if you kept the old solution. this is what the CTO and IT directors are doing in their closed door meetings. when those 'asinine' tasks come down from above, its usually to make the IT department more cost efficient.. not to piss off users.

    5. Re:Mostly the fault of IT by Kohath · · Score: 1

      See, you don't sound helpful at all. You don't want your users to be happy, you want your job to be easier.

      They're installing RAM boosters because their computer is too slow. You should see about making it faster for them. They're installing twitter to talk to their friends. News flash: people talk to their friends at work. It's not IT's job to enforce production -- that is a manager's job.

      When you find a bad twitter program, you don't point them to a good one, do you? Or a web site where they can use Twitter without causing problems? (I don't use it so I don't know all the details.)

    6. Re:Mostly the fault of IT by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Help them when they're trying to get their work done. What if you have a list of "approved" software and someone downloads something like firefox or GIMP or some other utility to get their work done? Do you help them get their work done? Or do you stand in their way because their software isn't on the "approved" list?

      What if Sally from HR took some pictures for documentation for work and needs your help to mount her digital camera?

    7. Re:Mostly the fault of IT by AnEducatedNegro · · Score: 1
      please note, i always use other departments as an example. before you reply again, take your same situation and adapt it to fit another department's business model. there is no reason why IT is so special that you are allowed to break legitimate policies to make life easier for someone.

      Help them when they're trying to get their work done. What if you have a list of "approved" software and someone downloads something like firefox or GIMP or some other utility to get their work done? Do you help them get their work done? Or do you stand in their way because their software isn't on the "approved" list?

      then first i would have the department build a business case for it. once it passes, it goes through the testing process that all approved software goes through. once that is done, the software is approved and is pushed onto that users desktop (via sms or other methods). i'm not standing in their way anymore than payroll stands in my way when i need an advance on my paycheck (they need to follow their policies before they cut you a check)

      What if Sally from HR took some pictures for documentation for work and needs your help to mount her digital camera?

      is it her personal camera? tough nuggets. sally's manager should be involved if it is. sally's manager thinks its ok? fine, keep moving up the chain of command until it lands at the HR director's desk (so he/she is aware of the possible spike in their IT budget... assuming each department pays their part for IT). first time, the problem gets resolved (or dropped) and minimal resources are wasted. multiple times, then sally's manager or the HR director will see that HR needs a dedicated digital camera, future incidents will be streamlined (instead of having to figure out sally's camera and then having to figure out jackie's camera and oh wait sally's camera driver was updated and breaks mcaffee! ...ad infinitum)

    8. Re:Mostly the fault of IT by w1cked5mile · · Score: 1

      I'll probably get another flamebait for this but...

      You obviously haven't been at this for a long time. It is my job to insure that the network and attached devices runs smoothly. If Bob in accounting is taking up part of the companies bandwidth to download podcasts, it's my job to stop that since it affects the business on multiple levels. One, it's a misappropriation of resources that I'm responsible for maintaining. Two, it's a liability to the company if what he is downloading isn't legal. I'm not going to make a determination whether it's legal or not. I'm just going to block it unless there is an explicit business need there's no reason to have iTunes on a work computer. If the person wants to listen to their disconnected iPod, I don't have a problem with that. Bob can be pissed if he wants to. He's still wrong for using the resources and I'm right for doing my job.

      As for "making it faster" most of the time that's a function of budgets, not the IT staff directly. I'd love to put quad-core boxes with 16GB of RAM and mirrored 500GB drives on everyones desk. It ain't going to happen.

      If we have the money to make it faster, I agree, upgrade the RAM. However, if we don't, the end user shouldn't be able to make the decision on their on to resolve it with some half assed idea.

    9. Re:Mostly the fault of IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here here! I couldn't say it better myself.

    10. Re:Mostly the fault of IT by Kohath · · Score: 1

      there is no reason why IT is so special that you are allowed to break legitimate policies to make life easier for someone.

      And that calls the legitimacy of those policies into question.

      then first i would have the department build a business case for it.

      is it her personal camera? tough nuggets.

      In other words, getting work done is secondary to "process" and "going through the motions" and your own preference to offer no help on anything.

      I'm guessing you work for the government or some large utility or some company that has a monopoly or near-monopoly and so it can afford to be completely process-bound in every way.

    11. Re:Mostly the fault of IT by Kohath · · Score: 1

      You don't really sound helpful either.

      It is my job to insure that the network and attached devices runs smoothly.

      Why let the users login at all then?

      He's still wrong for using the resources and I'm right for doing my job.

      And it's "who's right" that matters.

      Bob can be pissed if he wants to.

      You seem to want him pissed off. Because you can piss him off and be "right", you have authority. Everyone knows this is the real reason behind a lot of IT decisions. When you have an unhelpful attitude, people will assume it's the reason behind all of your decisions.

    12. Re:Mostly the fault of IT by Kohath · · Score: 1

      One more thing.

      there's no reason to have iTunes on a work computer

      Even a laptop? You expect your users to go on business trips and carry 2 computers with them so they can run personal applications on one and business applications on the other one?

    13. Re:Mostly the fault of IT by AnEducatedNegro · · Score: 1
      ok so i know i'm being trolled, but this is fun.

      And that calls the legitimacy of those policies into question.

      because a policy makes life difficult does not mean its not a legitimate policy. i have to walk through a security check point every morning to get to my desk. if the card reader dies at that entrance, the policy is to redirect all employees to another entrance. it takes me 20 minutes to get into work when that happens. that policy makes my life more difficult, but is it legitimate?

      In other words, getting work done is secondary to "process" and "going through the motions" and your own preference to offer no help on anything.

      have you ever run a business? if you do not have well thought out processes and regulations, you tend to just run things at the flip of a hat. the downside is then you don't have any concept of where you are wasting your time or money. look at IT shops where they are always fighting fires, i guarantee you'll see there is a lack of process in their IT model. the first year i started our business, we went flying into it headfirst and picked up as many projects and contracts as we could. by the end of the first year i was run ragged and had more debt than profit. i took three weeks to detail processes from running our servers and networks (including an acceptable software policy, network restrictions, etc) to how we handle meetings with new clients. then for the next month anything that came up that didn't have a standard operating procedure was voted on whether we should standardize that process or if we deemed it was miniscule enough to address it if we had time (in fact we had a few processes that were standardized, but we specifically said if the consultant has time they could work on it at their hearts content as long as it did not impact our company. however, it was specific to those procedures.)

      I'm guessing you work for the government or some large utility or some company that has a monopoly or near-monopoly and so it can afford to be completely process-bound in every way.

      nope still work for myself, but we have a rather large datacenter now...

    14. Re:Mostly the fault of IT by Kohath · · Score: 1

      i have to walk through a security check point every morning to get to my desk. if the card reader dies at that entrance, the policy is to redirect all employees to another entrance. it takes me 20 minutes to get into work when that happens. that policy makes my life more difficult, but is it legitimate?

      We don't have that at our office. If we did, it would not be legitimate. In your case, I have no idea.

      What if all the card readers are broken? Shut the company down? Someone could order a new one, but they can't check in to the building to get to their desk to put through the order. So there's nothing anyone can do. It's sad really.

    15. Re:Mostly the fault of IT by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      The camera thing:

      I have a business requirement to take photographs of potential fitout locations for service centres, it is part of the site documentation and allows simplified communication between team members both internal and external to the company regarding potential issues.

      I have lobbied for some time to get a company camera to take these photos, unsuccessfully to date.

      I currently use my personal camera, download the images at home and bring them into work on a USB stick as I can't get the drivers to work consistently on my work laptop.

      Ironicaly I work for the camera manufacturer.

      --
      Sara
      Designer, Gamer, Macgrrl in an XP World
    16. Re:Mostly the fault of IT by dknj · · Score: 1

      dude what the fuck are you talking about. he was making an example of a valid policy and you're talking like he knows what you do. it may not be a good idea at your place of employment, but others it may. just like software whitelists are useful in someplaces (like a government agency) while other places its not (a university research lab).

      game over you lost this one

    17. Re:Mostly the fault of IT by matang · · Score: 1

      you're obviously not in IT administration. lucky for you. again, it's a workplace. if someone wants to talk to their friends i have no domain over that. if someone wants to talk to their friends via an unapproved piece of software, i have domain over that. the potential for viruses, using bandwidth, etc trumps your "oh just let them" attitude. it's like saying everyone should be able to run red lights because a lot of people do it anyway. case in point - we started getting network notifications that we were using 80% of our allotted bandwidth during the afternoon. this happened several days in a row. turns out someone is sales had pointed everyone to a streaming radio program that they were all using after lunch. they were killing the ability of the other 90 people in the office to do their job. if they want to listen to the radio that's between them and their manager. if they want to do it via my network it's not going to happen without going through the right channels. my original post/point was that the "right channels" often don't understand the ramifications either.

    18. Re:Mostly the fault of IT by Kohath · · Score: 1

      But you didn't answer the question:

      You expect your users to go on business trips and carry 2 computers with them so they can run personal applications on one and business applications on the other one?

    19. Re:Mostly the fault of IT by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      Just thought I'd post a quick response to say that the silent majority who agree with you are here in the background, nodding occasionally and feeling your pain.

    20. Re:Mostly the fault of IT by w1cked5mile · · Score: 1

      Why let users login at all then? So they can do their job. The one that's in their job description. The one the company pays them for. Not watch some YouTube video or post to their blog or download the latest version of some virus from a torrent.

      "You seem to want him pissed off. Because you can piss him off and be "right", you have authority."

      Ah, I see now, some IT guy told you no at some point and now you have an inferiority complex about it. Did you stop to ask the guy/gal why? Maybe it wasn't licensed software. Maybe it wasn't in the budget to buy 30 of whatever you were wanting (Bob has a blackberry, why can't I get one?). Maybe there was a better solution but, because you didn't stick around and present a business need and the IT guy had 50 other things on his plate that day, he didn't follow through and tell you about it. Step back and think about this for a minute. If I said yes to everything that someone asked me to do in the time frame they ask me to do it, I wouldn't be able to do it all and I would lose my job because it would poke so many holes in the network I'd have script kiddies walking through it like a shopping mall.

      To answer your other question:

      I don't care about a laptop that isn't directly connected to the network that I'm responsible for maintaining. It's easy enough to re-image if it has a problem. Case in point, our sales guys who are never in our office or on our network, have local administrative rights on their laptops. However, when they come into the office and need to connect to the Internet, they go through our proxy which blocks things like Internet radio and streaming video. They are also provided a guest network that isn't attached to our internal network for access to the Internet too. That way we have some control when one of them has been surfing porn sites or have WOW installed or has some malware/spyware/virus on their laptop.

      Just a question since I've answered yours. In your office do you let the guy who fills out an expense report write the check and sign it? Do you let the data entry guy make decisions to give raises to everyone? Do you let the sales guys run your sensitivity training and your HR group clean the toilets? No? Then why are you expecting anyone besides the IT group to set reasonable policy towards using network and computer resources? I know what I'm doing.

      Want a case study to support my non-helpful naysaying: 85 data entry people who are expected to produce a certain amount of data every day doubled their output when it was suggested we block them from streaming media. We told them we didn't care if they brought in their personal radios or mp3 players and listen to music but that we didn't want them connected to the company computers. Why you ask? Because when we implemented this policy, the network utilization dropped from 80% to around 20% and the people stopped complaining about documents that they were downloading from government sites taking 3-4 minutes each. How much did it cost the company? Nothing. Who do you think was happy after that? Management, and they took the idea of closing that office off the table (Something the data entry guys weren't even aware of) because they were productive again.

    21. Re:Mostly the fault of IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't like you, they took advantage of you because you're brainless and/or spineless enough to just do everything they told you.

      If accounts would approve every expense claim, no matter how frivolus, then everyone would pretend to like them too. If legal would delete contract terms that the customers don't like just so sales can make their bonus everyone would love them.

      Difference? Those people are professionals.

  20. Look up "Enumerating Badness". by khasim · · Score: 1

    The problem with depending upon anti-virus packages is that they are reactive. And their is a delay in them.

    It is a LOT easier (and verifiable) to identify what SHOULD be on a machine and then remove everything else.

    Which is why most decent IT shops lock down the machines so that new apps cannot be installed on them.

    1. Re:Look up "Enumerating Badness". by russotto · · Score: 1

      Which is why most decent IT shops lock down the machines so that new apps cannot be installed on them.

      Which is just great until someone, you know, wants to get some work done. Maybe secretaries and data entry people don't need to install apps, but developers are a different matter.

  21. Let me guess... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    Symantic would be happy to sell you some sort of "proactive compliance solution" to address this deep and serious problem that they were nice enough to convene a roundtable about.

    1. Re:Let me guess... by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Symantic would be happy to sell you some sort of "proactive compliance solution" to address this deep and serious problem that they were nice enough to convene a roundtable about.

      Yep. Symantec Endpoint Compliance.

      They've basically taken the antivirus product as far as it's possible to go so now when you buy the corporate version you get centrally managed antivirus, firewall, intrusion prevention and a certain degree of management over what devices may be plugged in and what software (if anything) may be executed.

      Most of this can already be done with Group Policies in Active Directory so unless you haven't got AD or anything analogous to it, I can't really see what the benefit is.

  22. Re:Failure to lock down machine = users WILL insta by eagee · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yea, try locking down the computer in a software RND department. If you succeed, you'll most likely have trouble keeping them around. IMHO there has to be a balance between security and freedom. Some security risks need to be a cost of doing business in order to keep your employees happy. I know if I couldn't read slashdot - I'd have a serious morale problem.

  23. Re: I Had a PERSONAL Computer at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used a computer I brought from home loaded with my favorite software to get off network work done at work. No different from bringing my own slide rule to work back in the day.

  24. Blender? by mangu · · Score: 1

    You have a blender at work? Wow, and I thought people who talk on the phone all day were annoying!
     

    1. Re:Blender? by Ares · · Score: 1

      but someone has to make the frozen margaritas and daiquiris.

    2. Re:Blender? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but it's not in your cube, it's in the tiki bar.

      Your office has a tiki bar, right? Right?

    3. Re:Blender? by Ares · · Score: 1

      i knew i got screwed somewhere!

    4. Re:Blender? by I'm+not+really+here · · Score: 1

      I have an espresso machine at work... My boss likes espresso. I have never had an issue having it at my desk, providing that I make more than one cup on a regular basis.

      --
      Before commenting on the Bible, please read it first
    5. Re:Blender? by LizardKing · · Score: 1

      You have a blender at work? Wow, and I thought people who talk on the phone all day were annoying!

      It's for protein shakes - I work out at lunch time, and I'm only allowed to use the blender during the lunch hour. As for annoying, those sat around me are all managers so the only thing the noise would distract them from is Facebook, regardless of the time of day.

  25. Mac or Linux by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1

    Nice thing of us having an all Mac office (even better would be Linux) is that users generally don't have compatible software, so employee installation are at a minimum.

    On a few of our networks we have a wifi outside of the internal network which could be connected, though we provide enough computers so they should not require that.

    I think part of the thing admins should look into is why are they wanting to connect their stuff or install software. If there is a valid unfilled need, then that should be addressed instead of throwing more roadblocks on them trying to do their jobs.

    --
    "Enjoy what you're doing! If it becomes drudgery, you're doing it wrong!" - Jim Butterfield
    1. Re:Mac or Linux by magamiako1 · · Score: 1

      Locking down a Windows network to prevent users from installing software, compatible or not, is one of the first things you learn on the way to becoming a Microsoft Certified Solitaire Associate.

      There's no excuse.

    2. Re:Mac or Linux by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      And you can always give them sudo permissions for executing synapic... This way they'll have all the tools they need, and no chance of getting caught at a BSA audit or installing a virus.

  26. Problem solved, and has been for a decade by Toll_Free · · Score: 1

    May I point you to surfcontrol?

    http://www.websense.com/global/en/scwelcome/

    I used this for a LONG time. You can have it set up to where it just blocks packets, blocks packets based upon a BUNCH of different rulesets, block packets based upon authentication (I had a private company that the owner HAD to be able to look at porn. I created a custom container for him, and no logging, reports, etc. came through).

    It will block based upon port, protocol or keywords it finds in the packets.

    Best product I ever found, at least for WinTel environments (It will integrate seamlessly with domains, etc). I prefer it over MS Proxy for web based content filtering at work.

    Nothing better, in my opinion.

    --Toll_Free

  27. Re:Failure to lock down machine = users WILL insta by ccguy · · Score: 1

    1. Users WILL attempt to install stuff 2. If they can't, they will eventually give up

    I'm afraid you have it wrong. They WILL attempt to install stuff and one of these will happen

    a) They will succeed
    b) They will fail but break something serious in the process (by booting from a special CD from a friend or something like that)
    c) They will fail but find some decent-work around
    d) They will tell you to fuck off and find a better place to work
    e) If they are incompetent enough to do a, c or d they will give up but find another hobby.

    So instead of frustrating yourself and your employees, you could just demand a level of productivity in return for a pleasant workplace where having an IM client is not a crime.

  28. Perspective by magamiako1 · · Score: 1

    I have to disagree with the people here stating that "many of these applications are harmless".

    No, they are very harmful, and even if some of them are harmless right now does not mean things may not be harmful in the future.

    When the business relies on IT, you cannot allow one person to be able to cause all the headaches for the network.

    If a person visits a compromised website with a 0-day exploit that attacks the browser you have installed, and then proceeds to install a worm that traverses the network and attacks all of your machines, soon enough turning your whole network into a giant malware infested spamming machine.

    The lockdowns are not because of "known" dangers, it's the unknowns.

    You could have the most competent, updated anti-virus in the world, a rigorous patch scheme with Network Access Control implemented (mind you, NAC/NAP is a fairly new thing) that prevents people from connecting to the LAN without certain requirements being met, and a 0-day vulnerability could render all of that useless in an instant.

    You have no choice but to lock down your machines and prevent users from doing things that are "harmless".

    1. Re:Perspective by tbannist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's interesting you should mention that, because it's Internet Explorer that is most widely known for having such serious 0-day exploits.

      You know, the browser that you're usually required use instead of that untrustworthy, shifty, new comer, Firefox.

      If "it might break someday" is your excuse for saying "no", you might as well shut the whole company down now, crawl into a deep bunker and hide until the day you die.

      Unreasonable cowardice is not a virtue.

      --
      Fanatically anti-fanatical
    2. Re:Perspective by magamiako1 · · Score: 1

      Actually, for the sake of my argument, you can assume that any software can be seen as potentially a security risk and exploitable.

      This is something you learn from using linux and why applications create their own users. You lock down the system based on what the application could likely do, even if there's no known exploit.

    3. Re:Perspective by Hatta · · Score: 1

      The lockdowns are not because of "known" dangers, it's the unknowns.

      Is that the known unknowns, or the unknown unknowns?

      --
      Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
    4. Re:Perspective by magamiako1 · · Score: 1

      I think it's because of the known unknown dangers that pose a security risk with unknown and known possible consequences.

    5. Re:Perspective by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Unreasonable cowardice is not a virtue.

      No, but an intelligent approach to risk management is.

      What magamiako1 advocates is exactly right -- you can't filter for every threat, but you can take reasonable precautions to protect your network, servers and desktops from malware. One layer of protection is a firewall between your LAN and the Internet. Another layer of protection is anti-virus and anti-spyware software. Yet another layer or protection is access control and logging. Finally, don't let devices that you don't control onto your network. This isn't "unreasonable cowardice"; it's taking reasonable precautions against foreseeable risks. Anything else is being negligent.

      Incidentally, where I work, we locked down Internet Explorer and required Firefox for exactly the reasons you state.

      --
      MCSE? No, sir...I don't do Windows. Yes, I am an idealist. What's your point?
    6. Re:Perspective by Stradivarius · · Score: 1

      Every application is a potential security risk, as you very accurately noted. With that risk comes an associated cost.

      But denying a user the tool they feel is best suited to their job also incurs a cost. It may be lost productivity while the employee retrains on whatever the "approved" tool is. Or it could be lost productivity because there is no approved tool. Or it could be lowered morale, and increased employee attrition, because the machines are so locked down it creates an unpleasant work environment.

      There needs to be a balance, such that employees are happy and productive, but the network is secure. There isn't going to be a one-size-fits-all approach, because different businesses have different employees and differing security requirements. Where I work, we can get administrative rights simply by signing a thou-shalt-not-do-stupid-things agreement with IT. Which works pretty well in a security-conscious group of software developers, but would probably be a disaster in many other environments.

    7. Re:Perspective by magamiako1 · · Score: 1

      No I agree with you, in some situations it is warranted sitting down and discussing various applications to be installed and used by various groups. But the scenario you pointed out doesn't necessarily mean that said users need administrative access on their machines.

      Nor does it mean that every user needs the ability to use their personal laptop while in the office.

      In reality, the only reason this is really an issue and being discussed at all is that most IT shops are so lazy that they don't want to set things properly.

      That said, there does exist some retarded software out there that wants users to have Administrative access on their machines.

  29. It's called 802.1X. by hal9000(jr) · · Score: 1

    Using 802.1X with machine based authentication--requiring a certificate issued from your company CA, you can control which devices accesses your network. For anything that doesn't support 802.1X natively (printers, net cams, etc), you can white list the MAC on a port.

    1. Re:It's called 802.1X. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      For anything that doesn't support 802.1X natively (printers, net cams, etc), you can white list the MAC on a port.

      Look at me! I'm a printer! Hack hack hack.

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
  30. It's amazing what people will do at work... by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

    At work right now so I guess I'm a bit of a hypocrit, but anyways...

    You'd be surprised the crap people try to get away with at work. I work at a college and we have several computers on mobile carts with projectors for class lectures. I do the immediate repair and updates to the systems and I've found registry scrubbers, online gambling software, chat programs, itunes downloads, and all sorts of shady things that shouldn't be on the systems. They aren't even the professor's office systems. These are only used during class. What could they possibly be doing while students are there in front of them? Boggles the mind. Thankfully I recently got the systems swapped out since they were old as shit. I had computer support set up a limited login for the professors and give me the admin so I can keep the stuff up to date and keep their paws off the important things. But man, there's some shady characters that have been on those computers over the years.

    1. Re:It's amazing what people will do at work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know it's the professors installing strange software on the computers, and not students who wander into unoccupied classrooms?

    2. Re:It's amazing what people will do at work... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      These are only used during class. What could they possibly be doing while students are there in front of them?

      I believe the cleaning crew are the culprits, not your profs. They get physical access everywhere, so they feel every computer is theirs to use at 3AM.

    3. Re:It's amazing what people will do at work... by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

      We got this nifty new technology due to a grant from the department of homeland security. They call them "locks."

  31. Solution: Give them a VM by scorp1us · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just give them VMPlayer and a XP/SP3 image that is only like 5 gigs and they can install whatever they want.

    Then lock down the the company machine.

    If something goes wrong with the VM, just give them a new one. Sorry, but there is no support other than that. If they lose stuff in the VM, then that's not your problem.

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  32. I'll follow their rules.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...when they stop calling me at home.

    Most personal devices have simply become ubiquitous in our daily lives. Most times I see Draconian measures by business taken on by lazy little control freaks who are too fat or whiny to be a beat cop. Companies where staff actually patrol the web logs have WAY too damn much time on their hands. These are obviously the same people that enforce having passwords like "1#$rf12aB$Qzx" that needs to change every 30 days - which mean everyone has their password on a post-it next to their monitors.

    Put a wireless node in the dropped ceiling with an SSID broadcast with WPA-PSK. Hook it to a power box and just leave it. Watch the admins hunt around like busy little piss-ants trying to find it. Do this in the CEO suite - preferably in the CEO's office ceiling. The network gargoyles will look like retards.

  33. Give it a rest by aggles · · Score: 0, Troll

    Shore up your applications and let users do what they will. Its a losing battle to lock down personal systems, especially for those with tech experience. Do YOU use a restricted system image? Most IT professionals do what they want, yet try to get others to follow their stupid rules. I'm fighting my IT department now because I've disabled all their crap except anti-virus and now my machine runs MUCH faster. I had zero tech support calls till they made me enable specialized spyware detectors, software installers and firewall software. With it running, blue-screens, hung applications and performance sucked. Now - their crap is disabled again. I'll take care of my own machine, thank you very much. Stay the fark out of my machine! I use my work PC for personal reasons and work during personal time. I'll fight them till they fire me.

    1. Re:Give it a rest by magamiako1 · · Score: 1

      For what it's worth, the machines would probably be faster if the guys with the money listened to IT.

      It's not IT's fault that you are using a crappy computer. Let me assure you, if the IT nerds had an unlimited money supply everyone in the building would be using quad processor machines with 24" LCDs just so they could brag to their IT nerd buddies about how awesome their network is.

    2. Re:Give it a rest by onkelonkel · · Score: 1

      100% Correct. My PC at work is currently running 42 processes. 19 of those processes are IT department Altiris/Symantec crapola. Even on my brand new PC with a dual core cpu and 4 GB of RAM it sometimes bogs my machine down to a crawl. This is all about the lazy self-serving gits making their own jobs easier at the expense of making my job more difficult.

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    3. Re:Give it a rest by magamiako1 · · Score: 1

      Actually, for any given Windows XP SP3 machine or Windows Vista box, 42 processes is an extremely low number.

      And I find it extremely hard to believe, even in that scenario, that almost half of them (19 processes) are related to software that the IT department had installed on there.

      Either way, sounds like a troll to me.

    4. Re:Give it a rest by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      I have both a restircted use system and an unrestricted one on a seperate VLAN. One is used for business, the other for research. I am bound by the same security I impose on my users. I do not log in as Admin unless strictly necessary (and often Run As works just as well).

      There's no real "crap" on the PCs in our network. Each runs only the services required to do their job, and those required by HIPAA, Sarbanes Oxley, Federal regulations, DOD STIG, and company security policies which comply with those. AV, AS, and a hardware monitoring tools are all that's on them aside from Office where necessary, the IP phone connector, Company chat system (which doulbes as the time clock), and the CRM or accounting apps again as necessary. There's not a bunch of bloat. The images are job specific and easily deployable. If you need an app, in most cases I make a quick change to your system image in the software distro app, and in 15 minutes or less it;s auto installed. We give users a media player and a few other programs to occupy them at work and on breaks.

      If a user wanted to, they have no access to the shell, no control panels, no way to make system level changes. The computer BIOS is locked out, there's no booting from CD or USB, and with plug n play disabled, and the C: and D: drives hidden, and only the home folder and workgroup folders accessible, there is no way for them to mount a volume with which to install a program or infect the machine, and no way to change settings other than walpaper, font size, and a few ergonomic settings we're required by law to allow you access to.

      Anyone needing to take files home is approved to do so, and has a shared web accessible, encrypted system to access to get those files, and all activity is logged. Moving a file to CD, DVD, thumb drive, etc, is grounds for termination, as is the attempt to mount any unapproved device. Need to load something from a disk? you bring it to IT for scanning and loading to your home folder.

      I don't keep them from their favorite, proven safe news sites, or the occasional blog (we do prevent myspace, facebook, etc but mostly due to HR rules about content accessibility and to help limit bandwidth utilization, not so much for security.) They're alowed a whitelist of places to go when they're taking personal time at their desks. We're not inhuman, we just expect certain levels of security, HR accountability, and productivity from our well paid (above regional average) employees.

      If you were on my network, and disabled any of the security software on the machine, you'd not only be immediately terminated without exception, but the IT department through terms in your employee contract would deduct from your last paycheck consulting time for which to re-image the infected machine (about an hour and a half). If you really pissed us off, you'd be terminated without predudice and saccrifice your severence pay, potential for unemployment compensation, possibly matching funds in your 401K, and if you'de been here long enough, your pension too. We're bound by regulation to have a minimum security level. Not firing you would get other people fired when the audit comes though. If there's Credit Card info, SSNs, medical insurance info, or other peronal info in your systems anywhere (almost guaranteed HR has them), and if you do business in more than 1 state (or some specific states like NY), then your IT department is bound by these laws, wether they explained that to you or not.

      If your image is blue-screening, it is NOT a software issue, but a hardware conflict or more likely a failing HDD or RAM. If you knew shit-one about IT, you'd know that application software does not cause blue screens, only kernel level events. If your system was so sluggish, or routinely failing, it would have been pulled to the helpdesk for a hardware scan to confirm, or re-imaged to eliminate the potential of a corrupt driver. Likely you would have had your system swapped with another while it was being tested. If multiple machines like

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    5. Re:Give it a rest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound like you have a nice dystopia there, but you're ignoring a couple of facts:
      1) Companies can sue individual employees all they want, there is however more motivation to make a scape goat out of a VP or CFO than Mr. Standard Employee, unless he can be shown to have been actually embezzling, good luck.
      2) The fellow to which you are responding never claimed it was "kernel level" events blowing up his machine. You do realize most IT required crapware runs in a manner that would make Starforce DRM and Sony Rootkit software envious, right? Not all IT shops actually service equipment very well, they are considered a cost center in most businesses and even if they wanted to, don't have the bandwidth to deal with each employee's problems, so they muddle about avoiding anything they reasonably can (which is depressingly a lot).
      3) If the employee has physical access to the machine, you can't stop him from changing something shy of soldering the box shut, and even then, you can't. I've worked in IT for a bank, and frankly what you're spouting about GLB and S-O isn't nearly as bad as you make it out to be. Part of those acts restricts access to customer data for the vast majority of employees, so your dystopia is almost wholly unnecessary.

      It's great you think so highly of the IT at your job, but I'd be willing to bet most people don't think highly of your department, and you aren't nearly as helpful to everyone as you think you are. I'm darned glad I'm a software engineer, I usually can avoid freaks like you and get free passes from competent managers to do what needs to be done on our team machines (that have no customer data access). Whenever you come down to try and pass off your BS images, I'll send you back with a 6 month list of TODOs to make it usable, if you actually do it, I'll have another 6 months waiting when you come back.

      The worst part about your setup is you're so sure you can catch any evildoer, I can almost guarantee anyone wanting to do anything bad can sit down at any unlocked workstation of another employee and do it there while they're on their smoke break. Afterwards, since I doubt you have full camera footage you'll happily put the innocent party through undue torment.

    6. Re:Give it a rest by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      1) has nothing to do with embezling. Your abolutely right, we're looking for a scapegoat, and ifg the logs point to you as the one who caused the breach in security, after IT and HR inseisted you not and documented it, congratulations, you win the prize.
      2) Blue screen = hardware or kernel issue. An application in user space can not cause XP or Vista to blue screen... No, not all shops service well, but unless employees file tickets, there's no reliable tracking system for issues. More over, allowing employees to enact changes makes the cause of the issue harder to diagnose. This is a double edged sword. The IT departments doing a better job have tighter controls, and that's most of the reason they're doing so well. All of us have relatively similar diagnostic skills at the enterprise level... (most of us).
      3) corporate models have case access triggers. If the case has been opened, as soon as the OS is booted, IT is alerted it has been through a monitoring utility, provided by the manufacvturer. Many systems actually have case locks. This is why IT pros prefer IBM systems and HP business workstations. Dell is far behind in corporate system utilities and system security. Of course, replacing the screws on the case with ones that can not be removed with a common tool also goes a long way. Sure, anyone determined is going to get in, but explain how to do that in a cube without getting noticed, and without leaving physical damage...

      Most users actually resent us. We make policy, we enforce policy, mostly policy they don;t understand and feel is restrictive (mostly because it is, but SOX and STIG don't give me much of a choice!), and most importantly then know we get paid a lot more.

      Dev macines in our network are segregated, and have far less restriction. They can't access the databases or other company information, but they don;t need to (and when they need to test data, they're working on mock-up databases, or copies not originals).

      I can't guarantee I'll catch you, but I'm pretty sue of it. Between the protections in place, continual packet inspoection, and system status monitoring, I usually know there's an issue with a machine before the user does (crashes obviously excluded). It;s pretty damned hard for anyone less than fully determined to bypass the controlls. Those who do don't typically know about network level monitoring on top of that security and as soon as they find a way to bypass some protection, the packet inspector or proxy picks it up and red flags the machine.

      As far as someone else doing something on an other employees unlocked workstation: first of all, it;s an open cube floor, no high walls. Second, leaving your system unlocked only works for 60 seconds, and even that is grounds for a write up. Any system that has access to protected data uses a webcam auto-logoff. (if your face moves away from the screen, lockout happens in about 2 seconds).

      Someone would have to very maliciously plan to infest the network. I can't prevent that. I can't pretend to. I don;t really care to try. I'm interested in protecting the network from the stupid users (those who open apttachments weithout question, etc). HR honestly weeds out their own productivity problems, I just have the data to back it up with so there are no fights about it when they do get fired for wasting time. I never provide reports to HR about who's using what when (They asked, so I gave them a 700 page print out that looked more like code than a report and they never asked again). I'm not cold hearted, just reasonable, and trying to keep my network operational. If it goes down on my watch, it's probably my ass.

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    7. Re:Give it a rest by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      This is all about the lazy self-serving gits making their own jobs easier at the expense of making my job more difficult.

      That's very easy to say when you aren't the IT admin getting the phone call at 9:30 on Friday evening when a virus is running rampant on the network because some self-proclaimed computer expert thought he knew more about computer security than IT did. You aren't the guy getting called on the carpet when the network is down for two days while you clean up the mess.

      If it was up to the admins where I work now, everyone would be using a Linux machine with *no* anti-virus software, and we'd all be FOSS nerdvana. Unfortunately, business requirements often mean we have to use Windows, and consequently, you have to run A/V (although I would never, ever recommend anything from Symantec).

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    8. Re:Give it a rest by onkelonkel · · Score: 1

      Troll? If only.

      ACLIENT.EXE; AClntUsr.EXE; AeXNSAgent.exe; alertsvc.exe ; ccApp.exe; CCSRVC.exe; ccSvcHst.exe; Client.exe; jusched.exe; lucoms~1.exe; MNMSrvc.exe; nisserv.exe; Rtvscan.exe; Semsvc.exe; SescLU.exe; Smc.exe; SmcGui.exe; SymCorpUI.exe; symlcsvc.exe; Wmiprvse.exe

      There were a few more that turned out to be nvidia and a sound driver. My XP box at home will run on 18 processes. I assume that a networked corporate PC might have a few more, but good lord this is ridiculous. I wouldn't mind so much if it all sat quietly in the background, but when it slows my PC down to the point where it's unusable 2 or 3 times a day I start to get pissed.

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    9. Re:Give it a rest by onkelonkel · · Score: 1

      I feel your pain. My comment you quoted was directed more at the corporate IT managers at head office. I actually get along fine with the local IT people. The big problem is that there aren't enough of them here, and also they have no say in what "the company" decrees we are going to use. It's all decided by the bosses at corporate HQ. They decide that decide they need 3 different remote control programs running at the same time to admin our PCs. This is why we get the mountain of suck that is Symantec EndPoint on our PCs. They decide to put all our AutoCAD licenses on a server in New Jersey, when our WAN was losing connection 2 or 3 times a week for 2 hours at a crack. Centralize everything, because it's easier for the bosses. Too bad the engineers who actually _Bring_ Money_In_ can't work because they can't get a AutoCad licence.

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    10. Re:Give it a rest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha you work as a computer janitor.

  34. Another approach... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

    so dumping them for minor things like this is unwise.

    In any case, if the tech support crew actually offer some guidance rather than a blanket prohibition, it's possible that they can forestall some of the more flagrantly insecure or unsafe idiocies that some users are apt to come up with.

    Contrary to popular belief, not all users are criminals [gasp!] or even idiots [heresy!] and they will more often than not respond well if you take the trouble to explain *why* you don't want them running p2p on corporate machines.

  35. It's time to get tough by jonnyj · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We're already there in the UK Financial Services industry. Earlier this year, the FSA (our financial regulator) issued a report on best practice that, amongst other things, recommends that

    • organisations should work on the assumption that staff do not know what the firm's policies and procedfures are
    • staff handling customer data should not be allowed to have mobile phones or personal belongings at their desks
    • staff should not have access to external email or the internet unless there is a genuine business need
    • all USB ports should be disabled so that only approved, encrypted devices will work

    If you're in the industry and doing less, expect regulatory sanctions if anything goes wrong. It's time to get tough on slack security.

    1. Re:It's time to get tough by Tom · · Score: 1

      None of the above has anything to do with security. Except for one thing: It does make damn certain that users will continue to see "security" as a hassle and a burden.

      So I can't put my preferred ergonomic mouse on your machine because you disabled the USB ports? Great security feature.

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    2. Re:It's time to get tough by jonnyj · · Score: 1

      It has everything to do with security if your ergonomic mouse also has flash memory storage and you have access to customer data that's useful in support of identity theft. If you want to use your ergnomic mouse, simply ask for it to be added to the list of approved devices.

      Personal mobile phones are an issue if they have a camera and you're handling documents that can be used to prove a customer's identity. Non-camera phones are problematic if your phone calls are supposed to be recorded to demonstrate that you're complying with standards in a regulated sales environment. Internet access is problematic if you have access to customer data and can also access some site somewhere that allows you to upload data.

      And so the list goes on. You need to put on the mindset of a criminal.

    3. Re:It's time to get tough by Tom · · Score: 1

      flash memory storage and you have access to customer data that's useful in support of identity theft.

      And you think you can stop digital data from being copied by disabling USB ports? Not learnt anything from DRM, CSS, every copy protection ever invented?

      If I want data out of your system, I will get it. Disabling USB ports makes it a tiny bit more inconvenient, that's all. I know of what I speak, been there, done that.

      If you want to use your ergnomic mouse, simply ask for it to be added to the list of approved devices.

      As I said: A hassle and a burden.

      Personal mobile phones are an issue if they have a camera and you're handling documents that can be used to prove a customer's identity.

      Because a 2 megapixel photograph of an ID card will get me anywhere where a simple photocopy or scribbling down the data on a blank sheet won't?

      And so the list goes on. You need to put on the mindset of a criminal.

      I do. Your hurdles are exactly that. What they're not is barriers.

      I'm with you on the security needs and all. I disagree about your methods. Making personal phones a problem because you're afraid of pictures, in a time where almost all phones do have a camera, doesn't gain you anything. What you need is a strictly enforced policy that no customer data leaves the premises, no matter how, and stop worrying about enumerating the infinite.

      What's your threat model?

      Unintentional leaks? I doubt any employee will accidentally photograph customer data.
      Malicious employees with no technical knowlege? Low-tech attacks work, even against high-tech defenses.
      Intentional, skilled attackers? You're slowing them down at most, and even that is maybe.

      What's your real issues?

      If people are intentionally using other phones to circumvent your monitoring - maybe there's something wrong with the monitoring? If nothing else, its acceptance.
      If people don't understand that customer data doesn't belong on Facebook, then what the fuck are they doing handling customer data? If you're seriously afraid of that, your training sucks.

      And so on.

      You need to put on the mindset of a user with no ill intentions, who must abide by all these (to him) pointless regulations.

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    4. Re:It's time to get tough by Dragoness+Eclectic · · Score: 1

      No personal belongings?? What alternate universe did these guys crash in from? Or do they not have an Equal Opportunity requirement over there? (I guarantee you will get NO professional employees who are female if they can't have a purse at their desk--and it looks really bad in the EEOC's eyes to have no female employees.)

      Setting up impossible security regulations is as bad as setting up none, since they will be ignored/circumvented.

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  36. Re: I Had a PERSONAL Computer at work by bb5ch39t · · Score: 1

    The reason give around here why that is not permitted is that the IT department cannot verify that your personal machine is virus free. Their stated fear is that a personal machine will come in with some virus and it will spread uncontrolled behind our firewall, infecting hundreds of machines before it is noticed. We've had this happen and it was a real mess! Of course, we also allow people to VPN into the network from their personal machines. A bit of an inconsistency there!

  37. Works for me. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Because once you allow people to connect personal items to the network your security model is non-existent. And connecting them to the workstations counts as having them on the network in this instance.

    If they want to play music or whatever, they can bring radios / players / etc in. But they cannot use the company's workstations to load iTunes and fill up their iPod. That just creates another potential issue that IT has to deal with.

    Now, if they'd be willing to take a pay cut so IT could afford a few more employees who would handle iTunes problems and such ... say ... $100 a month ... each.

    1. Re:Works for me. by stewbacca · · Score: 2, Informative

      Now, if they'd be willing to take a pay cut so IT could afford a few more employees who would handle iTunes problems and such ... say ... $100 a month ... each.

      Nah. I'd rather just be given the appropriate access to fix that stuff myself and get rid of IT altogether.

    2. Re:Works for me. by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Bingo. IT would get a lot more respect for its policies if (a) they didn't get in the way of doing our jobs rather than making us more productive, and (b) when stuff did go wrong despite the policies, IT actually fixed it and accepted responsibility.

      In practice, I have never yet worked in any large organisation with a corporate IT department where this was the case, so my colleagues and I tend to be rather unsympathetic to claims that it's the IT guys whose jobs are on the line if things go wrong, etc. That clearly isn't true, because I've worked in plenty of places where some of the IT guys were totally incompetent yet continued to work there until leaving voluntarily after a long time.

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    3. Re:Works for me. by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      Your security model is complete and utter bunk if it requires your client machines or workstations to remain untouched.

      You can't trust any machine that is not under your permanent and immediate physical control. Everything outside your firewalled, access-restricted data center must be treated as compromised or compromise-able.

      This is especially true with take-home notebooks, very large premises or offices all around the country.

      When your security cannot be trusted to withstand private notebooks with God-knows-what on it, you seriously need to review it. Because chances are, hundreds of your employees are already using privilege-escalated accounts as we speak without you ever knowing.

    4. Re:Works for me. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      " Your security model is complete and utter bunk if it requires your client machines or workstations to remain untouched.

      You can't trust any machine that is not under your permanent and immediate physical control. Everything outside your firewalled, access-restricted data center must be treated as compromised or compromise-able.

      This is especially true with take-home notebooks, very large premises or offices all around the country.

      When your security cannot be trusted to withstand private notebooks with God-knows-what on it, you seriously need to review it. Because chances are, hundreds of your employees are already using privilege-escalated accounts as we speak without you ever knowing."

      This is exactly what I'm used to working on...DoD type systems. You plug anything in...it is sensed, and you are outta there.

      Why can this not work at many other places? Inconvenient, yes...in some ways, but, you don't get problems with someone bringing in a virus and taking down the network.

      If you want to listen to music...bring your iPod in...but, don't try plugging it into the network or your computer. No need to do so really...

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    5. Re:Works for me. by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      If it's inconvenient, then some people will try to work around it.

      And no, it's not about iPods but charging your phone via USB because every single power socket is used, hidden or inaccessible.

      And it's about plugging in your USB drive for exchanging data.

      If any single compromised client machine residing outside strongly defined security premises can somehow take down your network, then you need to secure your network better. There are tons of possible vectors including but not limited to transparent eavesdropping devices not larger than a USB dongle, maliciously installed bugs in a cable rack somewhere and the like.

      If you have cleartext, open ports and vulnerable machines going about in a large scale company ethernet, you're hosed because you rely on very hard to maintain and even harder to verfiy assumptions.

      In short: a false sense of security is worse than no security.

      - You assume, that all machines on your network have not been compromised unless your detection engine tells you otherwise.
      con: Precision-tailored eavesdropping equipment will fly below the radar while you catch iPods, Nabaztags and other innocent stuff.

      - You assume that you've thought of every attack single vector and further assume you plugged it or you're monitoring it effectively.
      con: you've not thought of everything. Nobody does.

      - You or your collegues will therefore assume the internal network to be much safer than the open Internet and invariably relax security.
      con: sneaky eavesdropping devices connected through vectors you forgot about may be listening to important communication that is not internally encryptiong because of relaxed security or mapping out your network for coordinated attacks later on.

      If you couldn't connect your entire office workstation pool directly to the open internet without risking successful attacks, your node-based security is too low and no network-based security will help-at all.

    6. Re:Works for me. by electrictroy · · Score: 1

      What I can't figure out is why internet radio is verboten. They tell us that it would slowdown the network, but the station I listen to only uses 16 kbit/s, which won't even impact the network (16k is slower than dialup speed). I miss working for the FCC; they had no restrictions of any kind (we could even stream video), and yet the network did not collapse.

      I think the corporations are just creating a non-existent crisis.

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  38. Unsupported Apps by Ohio+Calvinist · · Score: 1

    The problem is that already taxed desktop support teams are going out to fix problems that would have never been caused if the application had never been installed. If there is a bona-fide need for a particular piece of software, it should aquire, test, and support it.

    As a state insitution, we had employees go out and buy various smart-devices all of which ran proprietary "push" clients; some of wich worked well, others not, others securely, others non-securely. The issue was we had literally hundreds of configurations to support, and when it worked, the users (mostly middle managers) flat-out expected the entry level techs to get their personally owned piece of equipment to work. I argued it was illegal to use state time to fix personally owned equipment and refused, but other techs weren't so lucky and hundreds of man hours for a small support group was spent supporting devices we'd never touch if management would have enforced a simple guideline of what devices and vendors we'd support. (e.g. we had no coverage on campus for Sprint, period).

    At the same college college where someone installed some app similar to Picassa that caused major issues with some proprietary (approved) scanning software to record transcripts. We lost almost 2 days of productivity on that station after a full wipe and reconfigure, while the employee didn't catch any flack over it. I argued the employee violated the policy, the business suffered downtime, and she shoud have been sent home without pay. It was no different than breaking a copy machine by feeding stapled documents into it saying "I don't care what IT says, it SHOULD work!"

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  39. Re:Failure to lock down machine = users WILL insta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >> Is it really THAT hard to lock a system down? It's impossible to lock a system down.

    Impossible

    Worse case, they would just open the case and reset the bios password. Then they would boot with another drive they brought from home that has windows installed, copy the program to the directory of a legitimate program on the original and rename the .exe.

  40. Re:Mostly Bull$hit by w1cked5mile · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    IT will always be perceived as not serving the users interest since it's their job to provide a secure environment for the business. I've caught flak from day one in suggesting (succesfully) that DBAs and Developers didn't need to be Domain Admins or even local administrators of database servers of which 13 accounts were demoted. I caught flak when I suggested (successfully) strong password policies because people couldn't remember their password. The idea of letting every Tom, Dick, and Harry carry their personal laptop, thumb drive, pda, digital camera, iPod, cell phone, and wireless device around and connect into our network scares the $hit out of me. However, it's done because the senior management want it and don't see a problem with letting the guys in the trenches do it too. That being said, we don't support any personal device and will reset workstations to standard configurations if there's a problem. Luckily I'm not the person that supports that side of our network. Now, I've got to get back to downloading some podcasts to my iPod and syncing my calendar to my PDA while I'm waiting for this torrent to download on my laptop. It's good to be king.

  41. "no corporate devices outside of work" by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Then companies must institute to converse policty too: "the company cannot contact you using a electronic device outside of regular work hours." No phoning, email, computers ...

  42. guestnet by jasontromm · · Score: 1

    The last two places I've worked they had a wireless "guest" network. It's not connected to the corporate network in any way so there is no security problem. I connect my iPod touch to guestnet right now so I can use all my favorite apps on it.

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    1. Re:guestnet by jroysdon · · Score: 1

      I was just going to suggest this as well. Just order a basic DSL circuit and put them behind a cheap-o firewall and leave them at their own devices.

      Use Cisco NAC to keep their unauthorized devices off of your trusted network (or put them in an external guestnet with only internet access if NAC authentication fails).

    2. Re:guestnet by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      I've worked at places that have done this as well. IMHO, it is an excellent compromise between IT's need for security on the internal network and the employee's wish to use personal devices or unapproved software.

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      MCSE? No, sir...I don't do Windows. Yes, I am an idealist. What's your point?
  43. I fail to understand why you would try to do this by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 1

    I mean, we do not allow people to send email using any outlook client, but thats for obvious and technical reasons. We first tried to enforce this by policy since I sort of expect people to obey policy. We had one guy who insisted on using it no matter how many times I tolled him not to. So we explicitly disallow it at the server. Along with this we disallowed common non-encrypted services like windows shares and the like.

    However, whats the hatred of IM services? I mean, this sort of thing is a social problem not a technical one. The only reason you would usually try to keep a lid on it is if you supposed employees were wasting their time, and this is a problem for HR or management, not the IT department. If its simply a matter of installing unauthorized software then you have two choices from a technical point of view, authorize it or disallow users installing software using a technical solution. If your platform does not let you have this kind of control then your using the wrong platform for the kind of control you seek.

    As far as users plugging in unauthorized devices, use managed switches, and explicitly allow the hardware you approve of. Those users found circumventing this are obviously not innocent, as they have actively circumvented your meager security, so shut them down and let HR know about it so they can decide what to do.

    If you REALLY MUST keep users from using software, then shut down UDP and do explicit allows for IPs and ports after the user proves need. Force everything through a transparent proxy and do explicit allows for sites after the user proves need.

    You now have control over everything on your network. If this seems draconian its because it is, welcome to 1984(+24).

    The gist is twofold; fist, the IT department should try to stay out of the HR management game and stick with technical issues. Second, you can have as much control as you wish ( if you think its a good idea ) so quit your crying.

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    I think you underestimate just how much I just dont care.
  44. HUGE problem in client-side computing land... by ErichTheRed · · Score: 1

    The answer is, you really have to design your systems in a secure way so that some new kid can plug in his iPhone and not cause havoc. It's a totally new world and I'm even trying to get used to it. Feeling like a fuddy-duddy in your early 30s is scary sometimes.

    I work in the client-side computing world, taking care of standards-setting for client systems in a large company. For the most part, gone are the days of an IT department absolutely mandating configurations and software choices. Even if you try, people will work around the mandates.

    The flip side? A lot of productivity is lost, especially if you don't protect your client PCs. University campuses are probably the worst, but I'm sure there's a bunch of medium-to-large businesses out there who let their users have full control of their machines.

    The things that work for us so far are:

    • Keep track of all company-bought licenses. Try to force department heads to not buy software on their own. (This sometimes works and sometimes doesn't.)
    • Set the expectation that we only support what's on the list, anything beyond that is your problem but we'll be happy to give you a fresh disk image.
    • Don't let users have admin access on company-owned machines.
    • Limit some time-wasters like IM software (for the groups that can't be trusted) but be pretty liberal on most things.
    • Two words - User Education. Some may not listen, but others, especially in the tech-savvy crowd, tend to understand when we explain why they can't just bring in CDs from home and load up their own software.

    I'll repeat a sentiment that I posted previously -- the new generation of workers understands technology. That doesn't mean they know exactly how computers work, but the support emphasis has definitely shifted from "I know nothing. Help me figure this out." to "My machine is busted" or "I've gotten myself in a bad spot. Help!" Growing up with easy-to-use computers and the web makes for a different mindset.

    Coming down on this group of tech-savvy workers is just going to make your company look like a stick-in-the-mud, 1960s style authoritarian workplace. You won't get them to stay very long. I really think the only solution is to protect the network the best you can, and only limit behaviors that have clear potential dangers.

  45. Why have everything locked down by Xoc-S · · Score: 1
    Why do organizations insist on having one network? Why not multiple networks? One for secure stuff and one essentially open to the employees to do unsecure stuff. Have an essentially open wireless network for employees to use their personal laptops on, possibly with a minimal WEP key to keep non-employees out of it. The issue is that most employees are trying to get stuff done that the secure network prohibits, so instead of fighting them, why not allow it, but keep their unsecure stuff off the secure network. If they want their personal laptop to do email or yahoo messenger...fine...on the unsecure network.

    I have three networks inside my house. One for guests and family members, one for my work computers, and one for my web servers, with firewalls between them.

    1. Re:Why have everything locked down by magamiako1 · · Score: 1

      If management came to IT and expressed an interest in having this, then by all means it's something that should be looked into.

      The situation is that it's all "personal" stuff, and the corporate execs don't want to spend money on the proper way to do things.

      You run into this situation where it's no longer about IT vs. users but more of business interest vs. personal interest.

  46. Not all policies make sense! by Haralampi · · Score: 1

    Every time my employers tried to enforce some policy like that, they lost money! How? Simply I spent many hours trying to work around the restriction.

    Years ago when ICQ worked only on some non-standard ports, it was easy to cut all connections different that 80 and 8080 at the gateway for example. Then I spent hours and days playing with http tunnels, proxies, etc. This was time lost for my employer but I do not regret. The reason: I don't think that restrcting ICQ will improve the security of the system of drop the productivity of the employees.

    And this does not mean that I like to break policies just for the sake of it. Nothing like that in fact. I follow all the policies that make sense to me. I and I trust my common sense because I have years of experience. But I cannot agree with policies that follow Stalin's principle: "There is man, there is problem. There is no man, there is no problem". Heck, in the past (and even now in some places) having Internet at work was considered dangerous ;-)

  47. This comes up every few months on /. by jimicus · · Score: 1

    There's a discussion like this every few months on /., and it almost always boils down to the same argument:

    "I can be trusted to do anything I like on a PC, therefore everyone in the company can be trusted to do anything they like on a PC, therefore locking them down achieves absolutely nothing and it pisses everyone off. Hell, don't even bother putting any software on them - just hand them out as they left the factory and let end-users do that. Much easier than having to wait for someone from IT to come down and click next next next...."

    People like me clear up the mess that comes out of doing that. What you wind up with is:

    • Most factory builds of Windows are truly shocking. Even when you're buying as a business, you still wind up with "30 day evaluation!!11oneone" of McAfee. So the end-user thinks "Ah, I've got antivirus, I don't need to install the corporate one..." You can be trusted to uninstall McAfee and install the corporate AV. Can the sales team? Can your boss? Can his boss?
    • I've also noticed that OEM network card drivers in particular can be flaky, and some OEMs ship wireless configuration software to replace the Windows builtin applet - but the OEM wireless software doesn't always support WPA-Enterprise. So your IT department winds up dealing with a bunch of calls about how wireless doesn't work.
    • You know about file servers. You can be trusted to save anything that's important onto the fileserver because if your PC goes pop, there goes months or even years' worth of work. Can the payroll department? How do you feel about finding out that they can't the hard way?

    IME, a large percentage of these locked-down systems have been locked down because person or persons in the past couldn't be trusted. Now, part of the job of the IT department is keep the lockdown at a reasonable level such that it prevents the most boneheaded of errors while still allowing people to work. If they're not doing this, then you haven't got a very good IT department.

  48. That's really bad advice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You seriously don't see anything wrong with the "boot a fresh image every time on your PC"? Wow - I'm glad you don't work for me!

    What you're advocating is called the "Network Terminal" approach. This is much cheaper and easier to maintain than a PC. Honestly, why would you give people a PC at all? You've just wasted at least ~$150 on a local hard disk. And probably wasted much more money. Multiply that by a reasonable number of users, and you've just wasted your annual salary.

    If you're going with PC's, have policies and procedures for that. If you're going with Network Terminals, do so, and don't waste money.

    You might also want to note that there's a reason why the thin-client approach has consistently failed. But it comes back into vogue for a brief period every once in a while.

  49. At the end of the day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A company can experiment with different levels of restrictions, the problem is, that at the end of the day IT is on the hook, if ANYTHING undesired happens. You know... the "how come this was done?", "how come this was not done?", "how come you did not warn us that this could happen?", etc, etc.

  50. 2 bitter camps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm glad to see this discussion, it's quite informative on both sides:

    1) IT Hubris: "luser", "lockdown", "policy"

    2) User Tragedy: "don't block", "circumvent", "I want"

    I own my own company, and this has been a particularly bitter issue since we've grown to triple digit employee numbers. On one hand, we're a chemical engineering firm staffed with PEs, physicists and a few odd biologists - ostensibly, reasonably intelligent people. The small support staff primarily services large scale model/sim hardware.

    While those two groups get along just fine on incredibly complicated and demanding projects, for some reason it's impossible to agree on the little things: Exchange quotas, IM, web filters and - it almost gives me a migraine thinking about it right now - wifi/wireless access.

    It's like the two camps can't even talk without spittle and insults - I've ordered two networks, one for production, one for quality of life. I favor the IT camp for the production and the technical staff for the other; while I realise I could save considerable money, it has been worth the expense to just end the bickering.

  51. Re:I fail to understand why you would try to do th by Darth_brooks · · Score: 1

    However, whats the hatred of IM services? I mean, this sort of thing is a social problem not a technical one. The only reason you would usually try to keep a lid on it is if you supposed employees were wasting their time, and this is a problem for HR or management, not the IT department. If its simply a matter of installing unauthorized software then you have two choices from a technical point of view, authorize it or disallow users installing software using a technical solution. If your platform does not let you have this kind of control then your using the wrong platform for the kind of control you seek.

    Your homework assignment for tonight: setup a yahoo messenger account, setup pidgin on a machine that's on 24/7, walk away for 24 hours.

    If you can count the number virus wielding chatterbots that have messaged you on one hand, then please see a doctor about the extra twenty digits you've somehow acquired. Internal IM is nice, but even then it can quickly become a productivity drain.

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    There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell 'em.
  52. It's a management issue, not an IT issue by __aamisb9940 · · Score: 1

    To echo others as well...we admin 6 offices, totalling about 60 some odd users, including remote users with home offices. We set up and configure everything from their Blackberries, to their laptops / desktops, sometimes cell phones. Nearly everyone gets admin on their workstation. That's right, nearly everyone.

    In our office, we're adults...we treat each other like adults, and respect each other like adults. Only once have we had to keep an eye on someone and build a bit of a case against them...and that was initiated by management. We, as IT, know who the slackers are...but it's not our place to try to control what ppl do with their time. It's up to management to evaluate performance and motivate the employee(s).

    With this formula, we've had zero security breaches, no lost equipment, only two viruses (over achievers who don't read email enough to recognize that zip file is NOT actually from UPS) - but even those were quickly contained and didn't spread at all.

    It can be tempting for IT to become power-mongers and control freaks...but really, leave that in the hands it belongs in...and it's one less thing for you to worry about. More than one thing, actually - it's one less thing multiplied by the number of users you have.

  53. Re: I Had a PERSONAL Computer at work by Sandbags · · Score: 1

    MAC tag all of the corporate machines (should be easy if you're asset tagging systems already). Set up all corporate machines in VLANS assigned by MAC addresses. Set up user groups in your filtering system based on job title, machine type, etc and strictly limit inside access to the web via white lists and proxys.

    Now, create a seperate VLAN, and automatically put all system in that VLAN that are not on your tagged, approved, MAC address listing. Let those machines access the net through a secondary method of access (cheap, high speed corporate cable service instead of the T1 etc lines). Place only simple, but secure filtering measures on that connection (blacklist instead of white list, and still incorporate inlive file type and virus filtering.

    Now your network is secure, and personal devices can still be used, to a limited extent, at work. Lock each active thread down to say 128 or 64K to prevent bandwidth abuse.

    We allow VPN from home as well, but for any user issued a VPN account, we issue corporate versions of AV and spyware, and the VPN has stick port and application access limitations. We also quarantine the system if it does not pass certain AV definition and windows patch revisions before it gains access to the VPN.

    Yes, setting this up was complicated and expensive. If it prevented even a single virus outbreak or security breach, it paid for itself twice over, especially considdering the cost of federal red flag legislation, and notifying and paying for ID theft assurance for our customer base if a leak occoured and we even suspected a breach.

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  54. Fly Naked by BlueZombie · · Score: 1

    I think this is probably a corollary to my "Fly Naked" proposal to the NTSC. If your security really needs to be that tight, then everyone leaves everything they were not born with, but possibly excepting medically necessary devices like contacts and pacemakers, at the door. Bar code tattoos, shaved heads, firehose showers, and latex glove searches optional.

  55. Re:Failure to lock down machine = users WILL insta by DevonBorn · · Score: 1

    But your productivity would be higher, wouldn't it? ;)

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    Just think: 50% of all people are below average.
  56. old coot mode=1 by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

    I'm old enough to remember the workplace before internet, smart phones, pagers, gameboys, etc.

    I mean, there was no pretense that use of a gadget was anything other than goofing off. You were supposed to be working: ringing up customers, moving inventory, filling out forms, maybe even entering PURELY BUSINESS RELATED DATA into a computer. If your boss caught you playing LED football or watching a 1.5'' portable TV he'd confiscate the item and yell at you to get back to work and stop wasting time.

    These days, it's the bosses that have the gadgets and it seems to me like it's still a waste of time, only now they try to make their underlings and IT departments into co-dependent timewasters just to get the things to work.

    1. Re:old coot mode=1 by theverylastperson · · Score: 1

      I'm kind of an old coot myself and it is funny how perceptions have changed in just ten years. There are so many people on here defending personal use of computer systems in the workplace that I find it amazing. It is no wonder so many companies are going right down the toilet. Where did this mentality come from?

      Hourly or salary doesn't matter, if you're in a professional workplace then you should work like a professional. Leave the games and toys at home where they belong. That's why they call work 'Work'.

      Screwing off is screwing off and anyone who defends it is living in denial.

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      ed duval the very last person
  57. Re:Failure to lock down machine = users WILL insta by Sandbags · · Score: 1

    RND, test labs, pre-production, software QA, software dev systems, etc should use seperate user crednetials, and be on seperate VLANs. Part of security is limiting physical and logical access, not just permissions and filtering.

    Who's the most likely user in your network to get you infected: The CEO. Seen it dozens of times. The one who refuses to accept the same security as other users is the biggest risk in the building, and he's also typically the one with the least work to actually keep him busy (if he's delegating properly).

    As far as employee morale, provided it can be monitored for abuse of productivity, access to known secure sites like iGoogle, MSN, etc are not beyond permissable, but open access to the internet through anything other than personally maintained white lists in a large corporate environemtn is just suicide.

    IT personal should simply have a different white list than call center employees. I'm not saying everyone needs the same restrictions, but restrictions do need to be in place, and routinely analyzed for necessary changes to policy.

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    There is no contest in life for which the unprepared have the advantage.
  58. Slutsrus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn SlutsRUS.com is down. Musta got slashdotted...

  59. Re:Failure to lock down machine = users WILL insta by Rakishi · · Score: 1

    White list? Well I know what companies I'd never work at. Wasting days of time because I can't search for a solution to a problem in what I'm doing does not make me happy. The same goes for wasting days because I can't install software I need to use.

    As for productivity? That's between my manager and me. If he thinks I'm being productive then why the hell should IT or HR presume to know better?

  60. Re:Failure to lock down machine = users WILL insta by Sandbags · · Score: 1

    1. Users WILL attempt to install stuff
    2. If they can't, they will eventually give up

    I'm afraid you have it wrong. They WILL attempt to install stuff and one of these will happen

    a) They will succeed

    b) They will fail but break something serious in the process (by booting from a special CD from a friend or something like that)

    c) They will fail but find some decent-work around

    d) They will tell you to fuck off and find a better place to work

    e) If they are incompetent enough to do a, c or d they will give up but find another hobby.

    So instead of frustrating yourself and your employees, you could just demand a level of productivity in return for a pleasant workplace where having an IM client is not a crime.

    A) if IT is doing the job right, it should be impossible for a user to launch an exe. period. This is simple and can not be overcome by a user who does not have an admin password. If a user has an admin password, fire the admin and the user both.
    B) change bios to not be able to boot from CD, USB, or any device other than primary HDD. Enable BIOS passwords. Use business class systems that have firmware monitoring software, and cases that have physical access alarms or keys. Employees that try to get around this get more than fired, they get prosecuted for tampering with company property or attempting to circumvent a security system, and could face 5-20 years in prison.
    C) if you can't install software, and you can't boot from external media (and plug and play is disabled preventing other options) then they can't succeed. If they do, I say its you who should be fired, unless the user found some zero day exploit you could not prevent, highly unlikely somone it so deperate to use AIM that they'll risk federal prison for hacking.
    D) let them go. There's a stack of resumes down in HR waiting for people who are here to work 8 hour days and who won't fuck around on the job and waste productivity, let alone become security risks. Fire a couple and the rest stand up and work.
    E) If that hobby keeps them from sitting in their seats, logged into the productivity system except when on breaks and logged out as permitted by a floor manager(ie when not getting paid), or if they bother other employees, floor managers will learn about it quick, and we'll need yet another resume from HR.

    F) if an application that's not approved IS installed (because someone got access to a password they should not have), automatically terminate the user, then bill them for the HR resourced required to clean the infected computer of said application. ENSURE they are aware this will be deducted from their last pay check before they accept the job. Remind them occasionally by firing an employee for trying. Network scanning software makes it real easy to detect these kinds of changes, within minutes of it happening.

    G) If theres a web site they feel they need to access, business OR personal, and they feel its a secure site, let them submit a helpdesk request to get it added to the white list. Wost that will happen is they get told NO. Even allow the submissions to be anonymous if they feel the site is questonable. As for applications, same thing goes. There will be an approved music and video player on your machine already, and chat IS permitted, provided it's logged to the servers and the chat program security prevents file transfers. Webmail is right out, but if you feel you really need to get personal e-mail in your in box, we'll add your POP credentials to your exchange account so you can get those messages, and at least they're filtered for spam, virus, and phishing.

    You're here to work. People in this country have become too complacent. 20 years ago you got fired for standing at the water cooler too long, now people think its their right to blow 3 hours a day blogging, that somehow thats all their salary justifies they should work for.

    We accomodate some leniency in allowing you 3

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  61. Control by uspsguy · · Score: 1

    I work for a fairly large company - we have 2 Class As. All the computers on our administrative LAN run a standard image. Users are just that - users, no admin rights. Field IT has limited admin rights. Why? It is pretty simple. The company can not afford a roll your own environment. The workstations have to do many specific tasks that keep the company in business. Part of my regular workday involves rdping into workstation and whacking unauthorized software. I know where it is because the system performs a hardware and software audit on a regular basis. The rules are all up front. You are told what is expected when you start the job. We do allow proxied internet access in general unless abuse is detected. We are in the process of pulling back about 1/3 of our laptops. There are no longer a perk, the user has to show a need that exceeds the security risk.

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    1. Re:Control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alls I gotta say is, thank god I don't work for your shit company.

  62. Embrace, don't extinguish by darkpixel2k · · Score: 3, Interesting

    no matter how many times we told users they weren't allowed to install ICQ, or to connect their personal laptops to the corporate network, they insisted on doing it.

    We're not assholes about IT like you are apparently. We tell them "sure, bring in your personal laptops". The switches run 802.1x. If your computer hasn't been issued a certificate, you get an internet-only connection which blocks outbound SMTP, and monitors your traffic with SNORT. If it appears you have a virus or are passing bad traffic, you get blocked.

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    1. Re:Embrace, don't extinguish by Tom · · Score: 1

      Thanks.

      We need more people like you, who solve technical problems by technical means, instead of "HR methods".

      People use stuff because it gives them and advantage. Often, that's an advantage to the company as well. The amount of time and money I've saved the company by finding stuff on Usenet, for example, probably outweighs the yearly salary of the IT guy whose job is the futile attempt of trying to stop me.

      I've seen the daily work of entire departments depend on "half-official" networks with relaxed policies, because they just couldn't get any work done on the official internal network (software developers and admin-type people, mostly).

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    2. Re:Embrace, don't extinguish by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      Thanks.

      We need more people like you, who solve technical problems by technical means, instead of "HR methods".

      A lot of people in IT don't realize it's our job to make people's lives easier and to enable them to work faster, better, or whatever marketspeak you want to attach to it.

      It's one thing to have an IT staff that doesn't know any better--for example not knowing about a particular OS and therefore not having the best support for employees using it. It another thing entirely to have IT policies that forbid or try to block users.

      One personal example: I haven't touched a Mac since high school about 10 years ago. I haven't USED a used a mac in probably 15 years...whenever the LCII was popular. There are people in my company who purchase IT products and services that flat-out won't work with Macs. They know this, and don't care because there are probably 100 PCs for every Mac. ...yet cheaper and better IT solutions exist and they refuse to purchase them.

      I hate it when roadblocks like that get put up.

      The IT staff are not there for the sake of the technology. They are there to make the technology work for the users.

      I try to keep that in mind every day while working. Sometimes I forget and start thinking that Sonicwalls are pretty cool--then I remember that pfSense is much better. Meh. I should drink more.

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      There's no place like ::1 (I've completed my transition to IPv6)
    3. Re:Embrace, don't extinguish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be very interested in hearing how you're accomplishing this. I believe we have the infrastructure to do it, just not quite sure how? I'm assuming it's a *nix platform you're using? We have cisco networking hw, and a mostly MS platform (AD, exchange, etc) but I'm not opposed to running a linux (or solaris/bsd) box to gain the extra functionality.

    4. Re:Embrace, don't extinguish by RMH101 · · Score: 1
      That's nice of you an'all, but here's a scenario:

      Someone comes in with their own laptop and spends their days downloading something naughty all day long, or sends threatening or libellous emails to someone. This gets noticed by a legal authority, who comes knocking at the address on that IP address spaces' bill. You stand up in court and basically say "yes, I admit that's our IP range. No, I have no idea who did it. No, we don't keep any records".

      Doesn't look great, does it?

    5. Re:Embrace, don't extinguish by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      Someone comes in with their own laptop and spends their days downloading something naughty all day long, or sends threatening or libellous emails to someone. ... No, we don't keep any records".

      You're making a rather large assumption there that we don't keep records, and ignoring that we block SMTP. It's not too difficult to get around blocked SMTP--I do it all the time by connecting to my own personal mail server on port 465--but then it's not our problem, it's the other mail server.

      And it's pretty easy with tools like arpwatch to fire off a script to nmap a newly connected machine and log the IP, MAC, date, time, open ports, and anything else the newly connected machine reports.

      We also try to block a few other things like p2p--which sucks for downloading Linux ISOs, and use a decent black list of totally inappropriate sites.

      It's not an infailable system--but it's good enough. And hey--Starbucks provides free wifi. Can they tell you anything about the people using it? They don't seem to have been sued into oblivion.

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      There's no place like ::1 (I've completed my transition to IPv6)
  63. You don't want tthe solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was solved 20+ years ago. You give the employees Xterms. They can plug whatever crap they like into them. Unless they log into the server, it won't matter. And bringing a computer from home? No big deal either, since the only program that can actually interface to the company network is X.

    Issue resolved. Of course, nobody wants to do this, because this means no windows and generally no mac. And (some) more work.

  64. wow, I guess I'm lucky by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

    I bring in my laptop and set it right next to my work computer. In between projects I play world of warcraft.

    1. Re:wow, I guess I'm lucky by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      In between projects I play world of warcraft

      If you are doing the dailies then I'd suggest that you are in fact not 'playing' but engaged in a second job while at work for your primary employer.

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  65. Re:Failure to lock down machine = users WILL insta by eagee · · Score: 1

    Aint that the truth! Speak it brother!

  66. Re:Failure to lock down machine = users WILL insta by eagee · · Score: 1

    LOL. I know that was a joke, but I'd just like to point out that it wouldn't. I only go over to slashdot when I'm stuck on a problem. The process of reading and responding to articles helps me think. I almost always think of the solution mid-post. After all, if you're in software you've got to tackle some pretty abstract problems. If you get stuck on something, sometimes the best thing to do is walk away from the problem for a while. Slashdot helps me do that - I consider it an essential tool.

  67. A problem with your suggested site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But http://boobsgonewild.com/ is only giving me a bunch of ads. What is the right way to get to the boobs?

  68. Re:Failure to lock down machine = users WILL insta by ccguy · · Score: 1

    A) if IT is doing the job right, it should be impossible for a user to launch an exe. period.

    What are you, a Microsoft salesman?

  69. Re: I Had a PERSONAL Computer at work by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

    Other than influenza or rhino virus, slide rules aren't known to be vectors for viruses, worms, trojans, malware, spambots, etc. Even if you run anti-virus and anti-spyware, you can't guarantee that nothing will slip past the filters. Therefore, the first line of security on the networks I manage is if I (well, the company) doesn't own it, you don't get to attach it to the network.

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  70. Re:Failure to lock down machine = users WILL insta by Sandbags · · Score: 1

    Last I checked, our whitelist had over 400,000 sites. I've never gone to a commercial site, help forum, or community solotion forum that was blocked unless it was associated with warez distribution or something... We get few whitelist requests since almost anywhere the sheep want to go, except myspace and facebook, are actually in the white list... The white list primarily stops links people click on from e-mails, and mispelled URLs that link to phishing sites.

    Productivity is measured in many ways. Managers can't allways look over your shoulder. Honestly, I could care less (and most of the managers with me feel the same) if you get your expected allotment of work done in half the time as anouther guy getting paid the same rate. I'm personally far more concerned with having to track down stupid issues because someone screwed up their machine trying to install some crap media player or website plug-in. ...and I've more than once had my own job on the chopping block because of a system outage or security breach that could have been prevented (and I always saved my ass by pointing to policy I suggested that got turned down that would have prevented the issue).

    Mostly, it;s about DOD STIG and SOX though. no choice, have to implement compatible policy.

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  71. Re:Failure to lock down machine = users WILL insta by Sandbags · · Score: 1

    Mac, Linux, unix, Windows, matters not. executable files should be restricted to root/admin permissions only. Line level employees have no purpose installing software or modifying predertermined OS settings. They want it changed, they submit a help ticket. Even admins should not be logged in as admin unless performing a task that requires admin permissions, and one that can't be done by using a Run As, or SU to root to accomplish. It's just bad, lazy, sloppy, whatever you want to call it to do otherwise.

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  72. Let's see the IT trolls come out in force by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are already out. Those are the idiot IT people who think that it's OK to block internet access to people who spend 10 hours a day at work and only have 10 days or fewer vacation per year.

    They are the idiots who wants to prohibit everything to cover up for their own incompetence and/or bad choices (can you say Microsoft products?) in case something goes wrong.

    Pathetic.

    1. Re:Let's see the IT trolls come out in force by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pathetic, yes, yes you are.

      Sounds like poor little babykins couldnt get to something like Sadville (Second life) or ICQ.

      Did the nasty IT man make you cry?

  73. Re:Failure to lock down machine = users WILL insta by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

    Yea, try locking down the computer in a software RND department.

    I hate to sound elitist, but there *is* a difference between the physical plant guy or the customer service rep and an IT employee. Give the employees the tools and access they need to do their jobs. An employee who needs a computer just to receive corporate e-mail, visit the intranet and open/close service tickets might not (in fact, probably doesn't) need admin rights or the right to install and delete software.

    On the other hand, a developer, a sys admin or a help desk tech probably does.

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  74. And at home you're supposed to be homing.... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    But many people take work home.

    Sensible companies see this as a bit of give aqnd take and are flexible.

    Why not provide two networks? The "dirty net" and the "clean net". On the dirty net you can plug in your personal stuff, chat, etc. On the clean net you can only use corporate sanitized equipment.

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  75. Not an IT decision by gone.fishing · · Score: 1

    While the IT department is "in charge of the network" and exists largely to make sure that the company's computing resources are both safe and effective it really is not the IT department (or the people working in it) who should decide just exactly what should and should not be allowed on the network. That is a decision that should come from the top levels of managment with input from the IT staff, lawyers, and the affected buisness units.

    The reason for this is because every business is unique and what is right for one company isn't right for another. As IT staff we are here to serve the company, the managment, and ultimately the shareholders.

  76. Re:I fail to understand why you would try to do th by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

    However, whats the hatred of IM services?

    In some cases, there are laws that mandate retention of electronic communications in and out of a business (SOX, HIPPA, etc.). If your employees are connecting to any and every IM service imaginable and you are following the required retention policies, the company can end up in a lot of hot water. In other cases, companies are simply worried about proprietary or confidential information leaking out. Finally, any network service or client could potentially be a vector for malware.

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  77. Re:Failure to lock down machine = users WILL insta by djsmiley · · Score: 1

    And get sacked...

    I work in a shop selling computer games, whoop-de-do, even we have a small sticker which says "do no remove this blah blah employee handbook".

    Refer to the employee handbook : "If you do anything to anything, without being told to, we reserve the right to fire your ass outta the door".

    Infact, recently i was asked to help change the ADSL filter on the phoneline simply because something wasn't working right and no one else knew what they were looking at. I asked for it to be confirmed in writing (only took 5minutes anyway) before i actually did anything. I didn't want them coming back with that as a random excuse to get rid of me somewhere down the line.

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  78. One obvious answer to the problem by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

    TFA tells us that people not only try to use ICQ and personal laptops on the LAN, they expect IT to support it for them. This is not a problem, boys and girls! Every time IT gets a request for such support, it's forwarded to an appropriate department so that the person requesting the support can be disciplined for their failure to follow company policy. No, it won't stop people from doing such things. It will, however, weed out those who can't manage on their own and are too stupid to learn from what happened the first time they asked for help.

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  79. You Are Completely Wrong - Fired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The answer is to provide the employee with the tools that they need to do their job. This means the corporate approved and tested hardware and applications to perform their jobs. The workstations are then locked down and the employees are given User level access. This negates their ability to make improper changes to the system, install software of any kind, mount iPods and dodgy phones or even visit websites deemed inappropriate for their job function.

    If the employee is not satisfied with what is provided, they must present a business case that justifies why their desire is a job requirement.

    The employee can then set to doing what they were hired to do and IT can concentrate on the document imaging system integration project or what have you rather than fixing yet another workstation that was hosed by iTunes or a virus infected USB picture frame.

    Finally, if the employee feels that being required to perform their job rather than post to Slashdot or chat on Facebook is too much to ask without 'crushing their morale', then they can take it up with HR on their way out.

  80. Reality check by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
    In any case, if the tech support crew actually offer some guidance rather than a blanket prohibition,

    As somebody who's done tech support, I can assure you that most of the time we'd rather do exactly that. Alas, tech support doesn't write the rules it just enforces them or gets punished if they don't.

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  81. Bullsh%t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have no idea of user discipline do you?

    I do not allow anyone but IT staff to install anything. We have not had a virus or malware for 3 years, and zero downtime due to software faults Can you say the same.

    Doing your job in IT means offending some people.

    1. Re:Bullsh%t by 2names · · Score: 1

      It must be very sad for you that your idea of doing your job includes offending people. I do not subscribe to that belief. All this time I thought the concept of finding ways to make things work for the users was a good thing.

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  82. 1. 2-Logins: Work & Lunchtime. 2. Client-Serve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called Function Segregation & Visibility As A Means Of Control
    ( by inducing Self-Control! )

    1. 2-Logins:
    Work & Lunchtime.

    2. Client-Server = Cloud-Computing Done Right
    ( YOU keep YOUR data, in YOUR datacentre )

    Make it *impossible* for them to be simultaneously logged-in to both
    Work & Lunchtime/Personal logins.

    Log & restrict *completely*, what goes into the Work desktop-environment.

    Log & sanely-restrict, but not nazi-sysadmin, the Lunchtime/Personal login.

    Provide 'em with weekly reports of their use, including the websites they spent time on, & their downloads & program-use time.

    That way they *understand* that their action is quite visible.

  83. Get the job done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Often there are better tools available to get a job done than the ones some asshat from the desktop team thinks a user will need. Frankly allot of IT teams are full of douche bags who dont understand the jobs of other departments. No. No. No. No. Its like a mantra of the stupid. Old out of touch IT heads and other people who have fooled their employers into thinking they add value to the organization while at ever turn making it harder to get even basic shit done.

    IM clients for one. I have no idea how a normal office would function without IM ability. Multitasking; on the phone with vendors while IMing different people in a group working to resolve an issue. IMing from a site without phones and cell phone dead zones. The ability to copy and paste configs, errors, misc output, urls... It even allows the 'water cooler talk' without much interruption of your tasks at hand.

    Like rants can be made on a variety of other software or devices.

    That article is pretty lacking in substance in general.

  84. IM by kybred · · Score: 1
    I work for a company that has support folks in England, China, Calif and other foreign countries ;-)

    With IM (Skype or Yahoo on computer or phone) dev engineering and support engineering can be in touch instantly. I think that makes our company more responsive to our customers.

    Our IT head said that we shouldn't use Skype or Yahoo because they weren't 'Enterprise Ready' but didn't suggest anything that was 'Enterprise Ready'. Finally, when pressed, he came up with a couple, but so far we haven't changed to them.

  85. A more open policy by dbIII · · Score: 1

    One thing that works to a degree in a medium sized organisation is just telling everyone (including new employees when they start) that all internet traffic is logged and that bandwidth hogs need a pretty good excuse when things get congested. After wandering about the office informing all that the net will be faster now that employee X has agreed to stop downloading a porn DVD you usually get less unneeded traffic.

  86. IT companies IT staff do what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I imagine that the IT staff at places like google and eBay probably do not lock down their internet in a draconian matter as they need the internet to do their jobs.

    Other types of jobs, like oh say cell phone company support, where they block everything but the company website (lucky you, you get to see their website without all the piles of ads!) and intranet sites on all 2000 ways they get to keep the early termination fee.

    I'm really not offended if "the company policy" was to restrict the internet to business needs. I am offended if "the IT department" says we can't do X. Period. I'm not offended if they say why.

    So the corporate policy may be to NOT allow the use of chat applications to connect to outside the company. That's fine. The company policy may also limit you to only accessing websites for business needs. You how you solve that? You run a separate connection to "the break room" that has default 'accept' policy for internet sites, but denies installing applications by blocking writing to the machines hard drive. That I found worked well. If I really needed information from X website, even out of boredom, I would save the page to the the network drive (which was available) and then load it on my workstation when there was no work to do.

    What is frustrating, if not irritating, is when the company hardware's performance is substandard all over the premises.

    Say the computer you work at is a old P3, but the bosses computer is a high end Core Duo. Boss sends you every email as a Powerpoint application, takes your computer 3 minutes to download and load it. It would have been faster to walk over to the bosses computer and have him show it to you.

    Another issue, on the USB drives. Some machines have USB ports that are enabled (mostly newer machines or machines that were supervisor stations at some point.) Others let you hotswap HID devices only. So by virtue of being able to write to the USB device any data on the machine can be stolen, including any data on the network. That's why it's dangerous. Let alone bringing in any foreign data (reminiscent of floppy drives) And yet the CD/DVD drives allow anything to be put in them. If you are trying to prevent theft of data, you are doing it wrong.

    Instead of disabling the port, monitor to see what is being transferred to 'foreign drives'. If someone keeps transferring a lot of files TO the drive, and never from it, then someone is probably stealing data. If you see that someone is bringing the same files back changed/unchanged, maybe they have a legitimate business reason for it.

    In one place I worked, they solved the USB issue by physically locking the computers in the cubicle, so you physically couldn't even hit the power switch (good thing) or turn it off. Clever idea, but when the machine goes blaster-worm, you want to unplug it, not let it wreck havoc.

  87. Disclosure Policy by bgibby9 · · Score: 1

    I typically state that if they want to use their devices then they must sign a fictional "Disclosure Policy" which the Virus Scanners on the network must scan their device and reports a list of every file that they have on the device to me for inspection.

    Most users say, "Ah, no that's fine, I won't use it" simply because they have porn or something similar they don't want me to know about!

    I usually tell them (if I think they're going to plug it in anyway) that the Scanners automatically detect the presence of new devices and scan it anyway.

    Sort of like a Police Radar Detector, their existence is enough to scare people into doing the right thing!

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  88. Ask? by CBob · · Score: 1

    Most of the medical "professionals" & "financial genius" types I've had to deal with start out as demanding that the company I work for cater to their whims as to which software, personal printer, laptop, PC or large display from home gets installed or setup for them. In the rare instances someone would hesitate to bow before their brilliance, the would then begin to vary tactics to include.
    1. Screaming obscenities.
    2. I going to report you to...
    3. I'm going to the board on this! (not joking)
    4. I'm calling your boss at home!
    5. I had this at the last place I worked for & I was promised it here! (not lying)
    6. My husband has that software where he works & doesn't like it, I'm not having it here!

    ALL of these tactics work. 2x heads of our IT area so far, the 1st started the bad habit of being utterly spineless & the 2nd has realized the futility of fighting the losing battle since the higher powers of the 4k+ employee company think...Ummm...In less than endearing terms of our "little" department/division.

    How does one fix such a mess? Prayer, the damage has already been done.

    I think the key is getting the Rules Set In Stone From The Beginning, not from "those computer people", but from the highest possible level of the organization. (insert prayer here)

    Failing that, lock down what'ere can be & weather the storm as best ye can.

  89. Windows Curse by triso · · Score: 1

    At my current place of employment we have a similar problem. Those damn Windows programs play havoc with our networks, letting viruses loose, attracting ad ware and other malware. Every day employees attempt to use personal Windows machines on our pristine net. Jeez, now some folks have personal phones that run Windows so we had to ban them as well.

    Finally we laid down the law: No Windows machines in the head office or any satellite offices. No Windows CE, ME, NT, XP or Vista. Everything was going great until the CEO's trophy-wife tried to connect her Windows Mobile smart phone to our net. It seems she was still in his office when he came back from a very long lunch with his "important client", AKA his large-breasted secretary. Divorce proceedings are underway.

  90. Isn't this 2008? by panthrkub · · Score: 1

    We use tools like smart phones and irc to DO our jobs where I work.