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Oregon Judge Says RIAA Made 'Honest Mistake,' Allows Subpoena

NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "In Arista v. Does 1-17, the RIAA's case targeting students at the University of Oregon, the Oregon Attorney General's motion to quash the RIAA's subpoena — pending for about a year — has reached a perplexing conclusion. The Court agreed with the University that the subpoena, as worded, imposed an undue burden on the University by requiring it to produce 'sufficient information to identify alleged infringers,' which would have required the University to 'conduct an investigation,' but then allowed the RIAA to subpoena the identities of 'persons associated by dorm room occupancy or username with the 17 IP addresses listed' even though those people may be completely innocent. In his 8-page decision (PDF), the Judge also 'presumed' the RIAA lawyers' misrepresentations were an 'honest mistake,' made no reference at all to the fact, pointed out by the Attorney General, that the RIAA investigators (Safenet, formerly MediaSentry) were not licensed, rejected all of the AG's privacy arguments under both state and federal law, and rejected the AG's request for discovery into the RIAA's investigative tactics."

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  1. OT by acon1modm · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    what is the point of tagging every story with 'story'? also, the little ! above the tags.. I thought maybe I could 'vote' a tag as incorrect with it, but I've tried so hard to coerce my pointer over the ! only to see it disappear.

    1. Re:OT by Gewalt · · Score: 3, Informative

      what is the point of tagging every story with 'story'?

      also, the little ! above the tags.. I thought maybe I could 'vote' a tag as incorrect with it, but I've tried so hard to coerce my pointer over the ! only to see it disappear.

      ! (pronounced 'bang') is the logical operator for NOT. The tag gui just makes it easier for you to put a ! in front of a tag you put in, you know, like in case you forgot. But ya, it's a horrid interface really. Needs a lot of polish. The 'story' tag is the sytem-type tag. It's more for the firehose than anything else. (all +5 comments hit firehose with the system-type of 'comment', go figger).

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    2. Re:OT by acon1modm · · Score: 1

      yes... thats the reason I assumed clicking ! would be marking the tag incorrect. e.g. its tagged fud, so if i click ! that means I'm saying its not fud.

    3. Re:OT by causality · · Score: 1

      More OT, I apologize to the mods and hope they are forgiving today though at least this thread is labelled as such...

      I don't believe that a single tag I have ever applied has ever shown up on the main page, be it seconds or minutes later. Yes, I am accepting Javascript/etc and all other Slashdot functions work beautifully. The tags I've tried to apply are fairly normal ones, nothing absurd or insulting or anything like that, yet they are silently discarded. If Slashdot has a "tag shitlist" of users who aren't allowed to set tags, it'd be nice if the criteria for this list were posted and if users who end up on it were notified.

      Am I the only one who has this problem?

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    4. Re:OT by geekboy642 · · Score: 1

      In true slashdot tradition I know nothing about what I speak of, but...
      I would assume, with the volume of users this site enjoys, that it would take more than a few users tagging something for any individual tag to appear. If you happen to be unique with your tags, you may well not see yours appear.

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    5. Re:OT by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      The problem is that I can't even hover my mouse over the "!"'s. As soon as I leave the tag, the "!" disappears. Somebody fix that please.

    6. Re:OT by causality · · Score: 1

      In true slashdot tradition I know nothing about what I speak of, but... I would assume, with the volume of users this site enjoys, that it would take more than a few users tagging something for any individual tag to appear. If you happen to be unique with your tags, you may well not see yours appear.

      That did occur to me as well, but I see some truly off-the-wall tags from time to time that tend to remove credibility from the idea that tons of users came up with and agreed with that all at once. I suppose stranger things have happened though most of the tags I try to apply are not really very novel. It's just that I have been reading Slashdot for quite some time before there were tags at all, I have never once seen a tag I've applied show up on the main page for a very long time now, and this did not seem to be the case early on when tags were fairly new.

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    7. Re:OT by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

      yes... thats the reason I assumed clicking ! would be marking the tag incorrect. e.g. its tagged fud, so if i click ! that means I'm saying its not fud.

      No, that's not it. If you read the tag faq, you'll find out that when you want to tag something "notfud" you should instead tag it "!fud". So, if you see "!fud" it means that it's already tagged "not fud".

      This is done so that different tags can offset one another. For example, I have seen tags that were outright wrong before and I corrected it by adding a tag to "!blah". Thus, if you see "fud" when the article isn't fud, you need to tag it "!fud". When the votes are equal (I imagine within a certain tolerance), the tags will disappear entirely, if they tip one way or the other, either "fud" or "!fud" is going to show up.

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    8. Re:OT by acon1modm · · Score: 1

      you're still not explaining why a ! appears above the tag when you mouseover the tag word (though the ! itself is not clickable).

      Its not in the faq.

  2. Re:Frist post by spazdor · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is the shittiest FP ever. It's like you people aren't even trying anymore.

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  3. Honest? by Gewalt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The words "honest" and "RIAA" don't even belong in the same sentence. /sigh

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    1. Re:Honest? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Informative

      The words "honest" and "RIAA" don't even belong in the same sentence. /sigh

      Yes. Truly amazing. The RIAA lawyer tells the judge that the University will destroy the data if the motion is not granted. Leaving out the fact that the University told him that the data has been preserved. And the Judge "presumes" that that was an "honest mistake"?

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    2. Re:Honest? by CorporateSuit · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes. Truly amazing. The RIAA lawyer tells the judge that the University will destroy the data if the motion is not granted. Leaving out the fact that the University told him that the data has been preserved. And the Judge "presumes" that that was an "honest mistake"?

      RIAA: If you don't grant the motion, they'll destroy all the data!
      Judge: What makes you come to that conclusion?
      RIAA: Because that's what we would do!

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    3. Re:Honest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did the Judge work his way through college as "Honest Mike Hogan" the used car dealer? If so, it would explain where he got his defintion of "honest" from.

    4. Re:Honest? by BlackSabbath · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm sorry Ray, but just how does an outside observer not draw the conclusion that the legal system is inherently corrupted? I know you can't answer the question (at least not publicly) and I and many others support your valiant efforts. However, its hard as someone from outside the US to not see your country as just the world's biggest banana republic. Where the law has the appearance of granite and the firmness of quicksand. A legal system whose flexibility is only ever exercised to the favour of power, never the other way. As an amateur student of early American history and the founding of your nation, I just find the underlying hypocrisy galling and the fall of the republic utterly disheartening.

    5. Re:Honest? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm sorry Ray, but just how does an outside observer not draw the conclusion that the legal system is inherently corrupted? I know you can't answer the question (at least not publicly) and I and many others support your valiant efforts. However, its hard as someone from outside the US to not see your country as just the world's biggest banana republic. Where the law has the appearance of granite and the firmness of quicksand. A legal system whose flexibility is only ever exercised to the favour of power, never the other way. As an amateur student of early American history and the founding of your nation, I just find the underlying hypocrisy galling and the fall of the republic utterly disheartening.

      I'm not here to be an apologist for erroneous decisions like this. In my blog post, after reporting the facts, I then wrote this editor's note:

      Is it just me, or does this decision make no sense whatsoever? The Judge recognizes that the RIAA's investigation is insufficient to actually point to a copyright infringer, and that the only way to determine that there was a copyright infringement is to conduct a further investigation....but is directing the University, anyway, to turn over names of people who the Court recognizes may be completely innocent?

      And I wrote a lengthy article for The Judges Journal, the quarterly publication of the American Bar Association written for the judges' section, for publication in its "Access to Justice" issue, in which I criticized this type of poor judicial work as creating an uneven playing field, and made 15 specific suggestions as to what judges like this needed to do that they were not doing.

      The difference between you and me is that I can't afford the luxury of getting 'disheartened'. But I do get angry. And an illogical, indefensible decision like this one ticks me off.

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    6. Re:Honest? by causality · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm sorry Ray, but just how does an outside observer not draw the conclusion that the legal system is inherently corrupted? I know you can't answer the question (at least not publicly) and I and many others support your valiant efforts. However, its hard as someone from outside the US to not see your country as just the world's biggest banana republic. Where the law has the appearance of granite and the firmness of quicksand. A legal system whose flexibility is only ever exercised to the favour of power, never the other way. As an amateur student of early American history and the founding of your nation, I just find the underlying hypocrisy galling and the fall of the republic utterly disheartening.

      I was just going to make a quick post in which I would say something like "this seriously makes me wonder just how difficult it is to impeach a judge," then I saw your comment. I can say that from inside the US it also looks like the world's biggest banana republic. Nothing is as it should be and this is only becoming more true as time passes.

      The reason why I refer to the general public with terms like "sheep" or "sheeple" or "bovine idiots" is because they accept this without question. No threat to their money, their liberty, or their well-being is ever sufficient to prompt them to think critically and stop accepting the party line(s) at face value. All it takes is for the talking heads on CNN or Fox News to frame a phony debate in the form of a false dichotomy and they buy it, so long as the phony debate is nuanced and there's lots of chatter about it. The truth is, if there were any real philosophical differences between the two parties concerning the role of government, it would not take 9 months of campaigning to point them out.

      WIth the exception of a very few, no one with any real media presence points out that the only disagreement between the Democratic candidate and the Republican candidate is how to carry out the expansion of the size and power of government. One candidate wants to expand the size and authority of government for reasons A, B, C while the other candidate wants to expand the size and power of government for reasons D, E, F and that's the basis of the election. There is no mention of whether it should be expanded, whether what we are doing now is remotely sustainable and whether continuing down the same path is going to help or harm the country.

      What you point out about the legal system is unfortunately just a symptom of a much deeper problem. The real problem is that the media and the economy have become increasingly centralized over the last century and the number of people controlling both could probably all be seated comfortably in a relatively small room. For example, when the news outlets first started talking about the idea of bailing out Bear Stearns, I knew without doubt that it was going to happen, that the false debate and "controversy" only served the purpose of providing the appearance of legitimate dissention because without it, the people might actually wake up and realize that all is not as it seems. Americans need to seriously ask themselves whether they have ever once seen a major decision like this that a) was hyped up in the media and given lots of coverage and b) went against the desires of a monied interest. The sad thing is that not only do most Americans not understand these things, most of them seem like they don't want to understand -- apparently the latest celebrity gossip or sports scores or artificially hectic lifestyles (the new status symbol) are much more important to them. While I think that these people deserve what's coming, it saddens me that many who do not share their willful ignorance are going to suffer as well because everything is global now; there is no more "small and local". I hope that those outside the USA realize that no matter how you feel about Americans, the soverignty of the USA is just about the only thing that is currently standing in the way of a one-world government or a system of 2-3 global factions in the "but Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia" sense and that the USA is not being run by people who act like they want to maintain that soverignty.

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    7. Re:Honest? by BlackSabbath · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm sorry if I offended you. I totally understand that you are not an apologist for the entire legal system. I just marvel at your tenacity. As for my disheatened state being a luxury, as a citizen of another country, I can do very little to influence outcomes in the US (other than offer opinions in forums like this). At home (in Australia) however, I am slightly more involved in issues that I believe in.

      Good luck to you and all like you.

    8. Re:Honest? by causality · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The difference between you and me is that I can't afford the luxury of getting 'disheartened'. But I do get angry. And an illogical, indefensible decision like this one ticks me off.

      The way you discourage illogical, indefensible decisions like this is to (with due process of course) impose sanctions against such judges and/or conduct independent investigations into whether there is anything that remotely looks like the judge is receiving money or other favors from the RIAA. If this is possible at all, it should be easy considering that this will not be the first time that the RIAA's tactics have (I'll be nice and say) been questionable. You then follow up by conducting an investigation into the RIAA's tactics, including whether or not the likes of MediaSentry are in fact breaking the law by acting like unlicensed private investigators (why is this not a completely separate issue from the lawsuit at hand?) because as those in power so enjoy telling us, "they shouldn't care if they have nothing to hide".

      I felt that way when I first saw this summary but I am certainly not a lawyer and so I do not feel that I am qualified (without doing lots of research at any rate) to say whether this judge's actions are illogical or indefensible in the context of legal proceedings, in the sense that many perfectly legal practices are complete unenlightened bullshit to me, but now that a lawyer such as yourself has cleared that up for me the rest seems quite simple. Yes I know that as someone who does not understand the nuances of law as you do, I very well may be coming off like a complete armchair amateur so if you point that out, I'll understand, but either way I am grateful for people like you who can be a part of the system without also being blind to things about it that probably need to change. I wish that insiders with your honesty were not the small minority that they seem to be.

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    9. Re:Honest? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Well at least there's you who's working to make things better.

      It's hard for the rest of us to not have "contempt of court" though ;).

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    10. Re:Honest? by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      As an Australian and Libertarian, I would agree with Mr Sabbath that the US judicial system is becoming a parody of what it used to be. We are a little better off here, but as I (and many others see it), our judicial system has its faults, particularly with inconsistent sentencing matters.
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    11. Re:Honest? by Moryath · · Score: 1

      Sorry to say this Ray, but this one is beyond the pale.

      The judge needs to be investigated - for incompetence, for monetary anomalies, for improper connections.

      In addition, there needs to be one hell of a set of appeals of this unimaginably corrupt decision.

      I was waiting for this to be a joke... but I bet the judge's thoughts, even while penning the decision, were on counting the big bag of money the MafiAA lawyers had just laid at his feet.

    12. Re:Honest? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Sure it does. See, "Honestly, if RIAA was more corrupt and criminal on operation, it would be legal to shoot them on sight in an honest intent of self defense."

      See, it fits nicely there in the same sentence.

    13. Re:Honest? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry if I offended you. I totally understand that you are not an apologist for the entire legal system. I just marvel at your tenacity. As for my dishea[r]tened state being a luxury, as a citizen of another country, I can do very little to influence outcomes in the US (other than offer opinions in forums like this). At home (in Australia) however, I am slightly more involved in issues that I believe in. Good luck to you and all like you.

      I wasn't offended. I just wanted to make it clear that I'm neither unaware of, nor afraid to criticize, the failings of a system that could allow a decision like that to be generated -- a decision that makes us a laughingstock among thinking people everywhere -- just because I work within that system.

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    14. Re:Honest? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      The way you discourage illogical, indefensible decisions like this is to (with due process of course) impose sanctions against such judges and/or conduct independent investigations into whether there is anything that remotely looks like the judge is receiving money or other favors from the RIAA. If this is possible at all, it should be easy considering that this will not be the first time that the RIAA's tactics have (I'll be nice and say) been questionable. You then follow up by conducting an investigation into the RIAA's tactics, including whether or not the likes of MediaSentry are in fact breaking the law by acting like unlicensed private investigators (why is this not a completely separate issue from the lawsuit at hand?) because as those in power so enjoy telling us, "they shouldn't care if they have nothing to hide". I felt that way when I first saw this summary but I am certainly not a lawyer and so I do not feel that I am qualified (without doing lots of research at any rate) to say whether this judge's actions are illogical or indefensible in the context of legal proceedings, in the sense that many perfectly legal practices are complete unenlightened bullshit to me, but now that a lawyer such as yourself has cleared that up for me the rest seems quite simple. Yes I know that as someone who does not understand the nuances of law as you do, I very well may be coming off like a complete armchair amateur so if you point that out, I'll understand, but either way I am grateful for people like you who can be a part of the system without also being blind to things about it that probably need to change. I wish that insiders with your honesty were not the small minority that they seem to be.

      What about the judges on the editorial board of the American Bar Association's "The Judges Journal", who invited me to write an article about the unequal access to justice in these cases? They're "insiders".

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    15. Re:Honest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can prove they DO belong in the same sentence. Watch!!

      No mom, the RIAA are a bunch of lying, thieving crooks, honest.

    16. Re:Honest? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      RIAA: If you don't grant the motion, they'll destroy all the data!
      Judge: What makes you come to that conclusion?
      RIAA: Because that's what we would do!

      Good one.

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    17. Re:Honest? by rohan972 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I just wanted to make it clear that I'm neither unaware of, nor afraid to criticize, the failings of a system that could allow a decision like that to be generated

      You could not be so unafraid to criticize a judge in Australia. Just check this response on one of the Brisbane Times blogs http://blogs.brisbanetimes.com.au/bluntinstrument/archives/2008/07/post_1.html JB: Actually yr right about me forgetting to unload on the majesty of the Law. I should have. Although, without a First Amendment we are much more constrained in the criticism we can make of the bench. Contempt of Court applies swiftly and mercilessly.

      You can also be given jail time here for refusing to answer questions from the Australian Building and Construction Commissioner
      If you refuse to attend an ABCC interview, or if you refuse to answer questions, you face six months' jail.

      There is no right to silence.


      Nor right to bear arms. I do wonder about my fellow Australians, most of whom seem not to notice these things.

    18. Re:Honest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not an American either. I can't say the country where I live is perfect, but some of the blatant issues I see happening in the US (such as this) don't happen where I live. Governments would fall over stuff like this. Where I live, governments (barely but still) have more power than corporations. In the US, corporations achieved more power than government in about 1860-1870. Their hold has gotten stronger over the years, and now government is maybe 10% as strong as any given large corporation. Millions of people have to lose billions of dollars or hundreds have to die before government is willing to tap a corporation with a (very) small stick.

    19. Re:Honest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The catch is how do you fix it when only the people in charge can get voted in charge?

    20. Re:Honest? by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      Yes. Truly amazing. The RIAA lawyer tells the judge that the University will destroy the data if the motion is not granted. Leaving out the fact that the University told him that the data has been preserved. And the Judge "presumes" that that was an "honest mistake"?

      So in a situation where a Judge is so obviously and demonstrably "playing dumb" where can the people turn in order to be assured of the judge's fitness to be a judge? I don't find the Judge's presumptions to be amazing, I find them to a cause for concern and investigation as to the Judge's impartiality. I'm not saying that the Judge himself should go on trial, but rather that his "presumptions" need to be noted and evaluated by whatever body is responsible for oversight. A Judge that makes huge and frequent errors like this on a single trial would be rightly called into question, but is there any mechanism with which a Judge's error can be tracked when they are spread over many many cases? How do you stop a Judge that purposefully flavors every trial according to their preconceived opinions?

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    21. Re:Honest? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      You could not be so unafraid to criticize a judge in Australia.

      I guess you don't know me very well.

      I can assure you, were I in Australia -- and were the bullies operating there and Australian judges similarly allowing them to run roughshod over our legal system and over the rights of innocent people -- I would be making a similar outcry. (Although I'd probably be having more fun doing it.)

      And to tell you the truth, from the Australian lawyers I've met, I'm really skeptical that they would be any more timid than I; they don't seem like chickens at all. The RIAA running dogs would probably get nowhere in Australia.

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    22. Re:Honest? by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=985193&cid=25255769
      Whiteox, I'm pointing you to my other post where I point out that we have no protected right to free speech, you can be jailed for refusing to answer questions from the ABCC (which has also been proposed for the CMC to the point of jailing journalists for not revealing sources) and that we have no right to bear arms (for the non-Aussies, you can get firearms licences here but self-defence is not a legal use of a firearm). What makes you say it's better here than the US?

      I know you're in the LDP. I'm of the view that the cause of liberty has no chance in Australia at this time. I'd like to be wrong about this and if you can show me that, I'm willing to hear it. I still talk to people about liberty, free speech, the importance of jury trials, jury nullification and the right to bear arms, but what I find is that people don't so much disagree as they don't even understand the concepts. The US at least seems to have a comparatively large portion of the population that understands the concept of liberty, and a constitution that gives you a chance in court, provided you can find judges to follow it. What do we have, other than the ability to emigrate to the states?

    23. Re:Honest? by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      You could not be so unafraid to criticize a judge in Australia.

      I guess you don't know me very well.

      Well, I guess I put that badly. You could not be so confident of your ability to criticize a judge without consequences. It isn't that the lawyers here are timid and we have had some good decisions here but I would certainly correct the idea that Australia has some greater degree of freedom than the US, like Black Sabbath seemed to think. We import bad US laws (DMCA) and don't have nearly the constitutional protections.

      Try getting one of our non-timid lawyers to argue in court that people have a right to pistols in their home, like DC vs Heller. It isn't a lack of courage on the lawyers part, we simply don't have the rights here that US citizens have.

    24. Re:Honest? by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      What makes you say it's better here than the US?
      Good question. Our laws are there fundamentally to protect people. We have gov and semi-gov services that protect people. Our gov looks after us. That's not the case in the US. It's a dog -eat-dog world for them.
      I'm not talking socialism here. It's a remnant of our history and early constitutional debate. Federation took decades before all states adopted it in 1901 because they were happy with their individual state laws. Some of these were based on Colonialism and some (like SA) weren't. If you didn't like the laws in NSW, you could move to QLD and take your chances there. Federation stuffed that particular freedom up.
      What the problem appears to be in Australia is creeping over-regulation. We have regulations for this or that and we can't fart without paying for a license followed by an inspection.

      Australian Libertarianism would be quite different to the USA. Libertarianism can exist here whether you are left or right wing. The politics don't matter as much as the rights of citizens to do what they want in their own paddock. I'll happily set off a firecracker in my backyard if it wasn't illegal, or shoot a myna bird with a slug gun - or have more than 3 chickens in my back yard or building what I want. That's the sort of 'rights' that needs changing - at least at first. That should be easy enough to do. Same thing with the judicial system. Any libertarian change in the background of our lives will eventually permeate through to the masses.
      The other problem as you mention is education. People here have absolutely no idea what it is to be 'free'. They don't understand what liberty actually means. They have no idea of what 'personal responsibility' is either. All they see as liberty is what they see on US TV and that is all bad, with bad consequences. Liberty in that sense is frightening for them.
      So the philosophy of Libertarianism should somehow be divorced from the USA model as I don't think that USA libertarianism will work over here.
      Parties like the LDP, citizens rights groups, and other groups that fight for rights must be supported. The LDP (no, I'm not a member) is still very young and have a lot of work to do and baggage to drop before they'll get noticed. But they are getting there. Check this out http://www.ldp.org.au/news/Aug08newsletter.html where Ben Buckley got over 4% of the vote. Read the comments! They are enlightening.
      I personally think that if the philosophy of libertarianism as opposed to the politics of libertarianism starts taking hold, then the rest will follow. Becoming a republic is the first step though.

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    25. Re:Honest? by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      The LDP (no, I'm not a member)

      Sorry, I mistook you for one of the LDP candidates.

      Our laws are there fundamentally to protect people. We have gov and semi-gov services that protect people. Our gov looks after us. That's not the case in the US. It's a dog -eat-dog world for them. I'm not talking socialism here.

      I'd be interesting if you can give me something more specific. In what non-socialist ways does our government protect us that isn't available in the US? I'm not sure what the differences are between US libertarianism and Aussie libertarianism. I don't really know any libertarians here except my wife.

    26. Re:Honest? by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      People claim that 'government protection' is socialism. It's not. It's a remnant of convict colonial policy. That is that the government were the 'carers' (read wardens) of the convict settlement. There was no socialism involved. That mind set did not stop after the last boat load of convicts in the 1850s.

      US Libertarianism as in the foundation of their Bill of Rights, worked hand-in-hand with the British East India Company which was a commercial enterprise and not a warden power. So libertarianism flourished under capitalism. That's why they are equated and consequently part of the problem faced by many citizens in the US.
      The right to be free shouldn't mean the right to be destitute. A nation can be libertarian and democratic and have government organizations in place to protect those who can't help themselves - even if they are 'personally responsible'.

      So the inertia of a few hundred years of colonial mind set cannot be changed overnight. Australian Libertarianism can work here and has the ability to fix many issues just by some deregulation. Where it goes from there is anyone's guess. We look after our unemployed, single mothers, provide basic health care to all and care for our old and disabled. I like that about Australia. Why can't we have Libertarianism as well - Australian style?

      The LDP as a political arm of Libertarianism wants flat taxes, smaller government and the rights of business and property owners to be unencumbered. It also promotes individual rights like possessing firearms, it's your choice to smoke cigarettes (Clubs etc) or dope at home, riding bikes without helmets and a myriad of other things all based on the right of individuals. With this comes the concept of personal responsibility.
      A lot of people balk at that, thinking it is wild and anarchistic to have a free-for-all mentality for anyone to be free to do anything they want. But it doesn't have to go that far that fast. Our rights are being eroded daily and no-one seems to care. A small change would be better than no change at all.

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    27. Re:Honest? by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      We look after our unemployed, single mothers, provide basic health care to all and care for our old and disabled. I like that about Australia. Why can't we have Libertarianism as well - Australian style?

      it's your choice to smoke cigarettes (Clubs etc) or dope at home, riding bikes without helmets and a myriad of other things all based on the right of individuals. With this comes the concept of personal responsibility.

      Ok, I guess I'm a libertarian US style. I'm all for your right to smoke if you want, but there's no way I want to pay for your health care if you do. I don't see how you can have both, because the property of the people who make wise choices will be constantly confiscated to pay for the results of those who make unwise choices. So under that system the unwise have liberty and the wise effectively become the slaves of the unwise and incompetent.

      The right to be free shouldn't mean the right to be destitute.

      Perhaps, but how do you reconcile forcible uncompensated confiscation of property to provide welfare payments with the concept of liberty? Don't get me wrong, I'm in favour of helping the poor and I put my money where my mouth is, but I like to choose that rather than be compelled. You know, the liberty thing.

      Our rights are being eroded daily and no-one seems to care. A small change would be better than no change at all.

      Agreed.

    28. Re:Honest? by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      Good points. It's a matter of degree I suppose. A society should look after their aged, poor etc. It's a matter of ethics and morals. You believe in that or you don't.
      However in a completely Libertarian society you would have no such need as every member would ensure that they provide for themselves in case times get hard.
      The US system principally based on charity/church organizations works ok to a point. I doubt if any form of libertarian government would confiscate personal property to pay for another's upkeep. That smacks of communism. Maybe a compromise? After all, by accepting that a portion of your tax dollar go towards public education and public health while still having the right to do as you please, could be a solution. I think there needs to be a safety net, that's all.

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    29. Re:Honest? by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      I doubt if any form of libertarian government would confiscate personal property to pay for another's upkeep. That smacks of communism.

      We have that in Australia right now. Money is property. Income tax pays for the dole.

      A society should look after their aged, poor etc. It's a matter of ethics and morals. You believe in that or you don't.

      I do, but morals and ethics are matters of choice, ie: if the government takes my money and gives it to the poor I have done nothing moral at all. Charity ought rightly involve both generosity and gratitude. It's part of what builds the community, yet with government compulsion, both giver and recipient tend towards resentment, or even worse, for the recipients to develop a sense of entitlement. This is the norm in Australia today because people see the money as coming from "the government" and not "my working friends and neighbours". I'm not saying that there is no place at all for government to be involved in charitable works, but the system as it stands has actively destroyed morals, ethics and community.

      However in a completely Libertarian society you would have no such need as every member would ensure that they provide for themselves in case times get hard.

      People would still help each other in hard times, as we still do voluntarily now anyway. The idea that we need government compulsion to force us to help each other is repulsive to me and not true anyway. Look at the amount of disaster relief that gets raised and the rate of child sponsorships and the like.

      After all, by accepting that a portion of your tax dollar go towards public education and public health while still having the right to do as you please, could be a solution.

      The Communist Manifesto lists government schooling as one of the 10 central tools for destroying the "old social order" and "entirely revolutionising the mode of production". I personally regard compulsory government controlled schooling with the same distaste I would have for compulsory government controlled religion. How can you be free if a government agent tells you how to think? If you aren't familiar with John Taylor Gatto's work there's a good introduction here: http://hometown.aol.com/tma68/7lesson.htm

      You've got some good ideas, I hope you're not offended. I have you marked as a friend for some time now, so we must have some substantial agreement on some issues.

    30. Re:Honest? by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      I'm too thick skinned to be offended and your POV is appreciated.

      How can you be free if a government agent tells you how to think?
      Don't forget apathy.
      Also I was involved in the recent NSW council elections and to my horror policy meant nothing. Faces did! I'm just so naive sometimes. :)
      Regarding schooling: Around 1975-77 the NSW Dept. Of Ed came up with Aims of Education (Primary) which basically allowed teachers to stop prescriptive teaching. This lasted till the early 90s when new curriculums changed all that. Within those 'Golden Years' there were possibilities that some teachers (many university trained) took advantage of. Those creatively inspired kids upon reaching high school fared somewhat better than the rest IMHO. Today they would be between 20 to 30, feel empowered, think laterally and associatively with a top-down view of their world. Unfortunately the public/private school sectors are becoming no different as they are both under very tough prescriptive government control. Gatto is of course correct. Many dissatisfied teachers have come to the same conclusions and left the system. Curriculum design is not the role of the teacher, but driven by economic frugality, misinformation and social control.

      As an aside: Rousseau (I think) had the philosophy that if a child did not want to learn then why force them? The Jesuits knew that if you take a child to the age of 7, you can mold them to whatever you desire them to be.

      Are you an active Libertarian? What role do you see an Australian Libertarian government have nationally and internationally?

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    31. Re:Honest? by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      Are you an active Libertarian?

      I'm not in any political party, I vote as libertarian as is available to me, I regularly introduce people to libertarian philosophy and ideals.

      What role do you see an Australian Libertarian government have nationally and internationally?

      I'm not sure whether you mean US style libertarianism in Aussie gov't, or Aussie libertarianism as you've described it so I'll try to answer both.

      (1) US style: couldn't be currently implemented here except in opposition to the will of the people, defeating the whole purpose. What I would see as real libertarianism would probably take a couple of generations to implement as people have been conditioned to dependence on the government and aren't ready for the responsibilities of liberty and probably wouldn't cope. The philosophy of liberty needs to become mainstream first. I don't think it couldn't work here as you seem to, just that it would take time.

      (2) What role nationally and internationally?
      Nationally: It's still difficult. There has been a long term campaign to reduce the mentality of our citizens and reduce them to consumers and voters. It has been spectacularly successful. Libertarians really need to focus on changing the mentality of people to be more independent and resourceful. As this is our cultural heritage it isn't a hard sell, although it can be a hard process.

      One of the top desires of Aussies is to be in business for themselves rather than be in a job. Making this more accessible will be enough to make significant changes in the political landscape here as people tend to take on a different mentality when they become self-employed. Two main obstacles to success in business are compliance with government paperwork and taxes. We should immediately eliminate income tax and GST for non-incorporated sole traders (perhaps partnerships and other categories as well) and have no requirement for business registration or other reporting to the government. You buy/produce a product/service and sell it, that's it. Honest business practices being the only legal requirement, certification available for relevant trades and professions. This will make self-employment more attractive compared to employment, and running a part time business much more viable for the employed. Whatever government programs need to be cut as a result, cut them, no additional fund-raising. Start with foreign aid, potentially leaving the aid infrastructure in place and making a voluntary donation system available.

      Stop requiring registration of firearms. Licensing I can see the argument for even though I disagree, but registration of firearms only has the purpose of enabling the government to locate and confiscate firearms. There should be no government record of what guns are owned. Responsibility to obey the licensing law should be on the individual, enforcement on the state, dealers should not be required to be an enforcement agency for the government. Self-defence should be re-established as a valid reason to own a firearm.

      The concept of jury nullification should be widely taught. For as long as there is compulsory education it should be mandatory to display an understanding of it to get your school certificate. Every person called for jury duty should have it adequately explained, including its historical significance to our nation, perhaps specifically mentioning its use in opposing the government at the Eureka Stockade trials. Every judge should make sure the jury is informed of jury nullification during his instructions to the jury.

      If we must have government schools, make schooling voluntary and the curriculum at private schools at least determined by the school, not the government.

      Outlaw the creation of money supply through fractional reserve lending, and refuse to enforce payment of variable rate interest. A contract obligating you to "a sum of money we won't tell you until later" should not be legally bindin

    32. Re:Honest? by dpastern · · Score: 1

      Well, this is what happens when big business owns politicians, who then *tell* judges what to do. I guarantee that "pressure" has been placed on this judge to make this decision. Money speaks most languages, including corruption fluently.

      Dave

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      Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. --Martin Luther King Jr.
  4. HONEST!!! by whysoserious12 · · Score: 1

    From which angle do the overlords of hell seem honest?

  5. Once again... by actionbastard · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Damn their oily hides!

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  6. FUCK THE RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Punk bitches' days are numbered.

  7. Illegal joinder by l2718 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Several years ago a New Mexico Judge (IIRC) instructed the RIAA to bring further suits against individual defendants rather than join several in one action. For example, there is no accusation here that the various students acted in concert to infringe copyrights -- whatever each of them allegedly did, it was done on an individual basis. Did the University raise this issue with the judge? Does the ruling address it?

    1. Re:Illegal joinder by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Informative

      Several years ago a New Mexico Judge (IIRC) instructed the RIAA to bring further suits against individual defendants rather than join several in one action. For example, there is no accusation here that the various students acted in concert to infringe copyrights -- whatever each of them allegedly did, it was done on an individual basis. Did the University raise this issue with the judge? Does the ruling address it?

      Well you're certainly on top of the issues. A number of judges, more than a dozen, have held that it is illegal to join the John Does. But the University did not raise it. The tenor of the motion was that they were looking out for the University's interests rather than those of the students.

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    2. Re:Illegal joinder by l2718 · · Score: 1

      The tenor of the motion was that they were looking out for the University's interests rather than those of the students.

      In that case, did any of the students also file independently of the university to get their interests considered?

    3. Re:Illegal joinder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The tenor of the motion was that they were looking out for the University's interests rather than those of the students.

      That tenor needs to be turned into a soprano (small 's').

    4. Re:Illegal joinder by Smallpond · · Score: 1

      Only if the University happens to have a student named John Doe.

    5. Re:Illegal joinder by darkmeridian · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The University is moving to quash the subpoena; it is not a party to the action. As such, I don't believe that it has standing to make a motion regarding the substance of the litigation itself. In short, the University is watching out for its own interests, but that's because the rules prevent it from watching out for the interests of others.

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    6. Re:Illegal joinder by CodeBuster · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The tenor of the motion was that they were looking out for the University's interests rather than those of the students.

      Unfortunate, but not surprising given the relatively low value that many universities place upon their undergraduates in general these days (and especially individual undergraduates...just another brick in the wall to them when they have 20K+ attending their school). They may care about undergraduates in the aggregate, as in what percentage of the brightest and most promising freshmen they are attracting, but undergraduates don't generally donate large sums of money to the university endowment or help research professors secure grant money or publish lots of peer reviewed academic papers (how can they? they are only undergraduates). Individual undergraduates might get better treatment depending upon how wealthy or famous their family is and whether or not they are members of the corporate elite or the political class, but if you are not the scion of a wealthy or powerful family then forget about the university going out of its way to assist you (particularly in legal matters that might cost the university lots of money). They would rather throw you to the wolves than pony up money and resources to protect you from litigation. At least, this is how it seems these days. Everyone is so afraid of getting sued that if it doesn't protect their own skin they just roll over and do what the opposing attorneys want in exchange for not getting sued...its the lawsuit society and seems like it is only getting worse. I suppose that will end this rant for now, but surely I cannot be alone here and other people have experienced similar things or drawn similar conclusions based upon what we read in the news.

    7. Re:Illegal joinder by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Informative

      Let's not lose sight of the forest for the trees.

      The University of Oregon and the Oregon Attorney General did a great, great thing here.

      1. They were the first institution of higher learning to actually make a motion to quash an RIAA subpoena.
      2. Their motion papers and their reply papers were both fantastic.
      3. Other colleges and universities emulated their motion papers and made similar motions.
      4. They made the all important point about how the RIAA's "evidence" does not point to a copyright infringer, and the Judge -- despite the irrationality of his order -- recognized that.
      5. They made the all important point about MediaSentry operating without a license, a point which has been taken up by many other people in many other jurisdictions, leading to investigations of possibly criminal conduct in North Carolina, Michigan, Massachusetts, and elsewhere. (And PS-don't be surprised to see such an investigation launched in Oregon, since the Oregon Attorney General has gone on record with this issue.)
      6. The motion overall was extremely beneficial to the students; had the motion been granted, that would have been the end of it -- 17 RIAA victims would have been spared further persecution.
      7. The misjoinder of John Does issue, and the illegality issue, and many other issues, are still preserved for the John Does to raise, so they haven't lost anything.
      8. Other colleges and universities, based upon the Oregon AG's papers, have taken a second look at their policy of RIAA appeasement, and some are showing recalcitrance for the first time in 5 years.

      So in my book, the Oregon AG and the University of Oregon did a great thing. My hat is off to them. And I think history will show that they were right, and that they made an important contribution.

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    8. Re:Illegal joinder by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      did any of the students also file independently of the university to get their interests considered?

      Not to my knowledge, but I would not be surprised to see that happen now when subpoena number 2 gets served.

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    9. Re:Illegal joinder by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      the Oregon AG and the University of Oregon did a great thing.

      If only other institutions which now roll over would follow the lead of Oregon institutions instead then perhaps the RIAA would be obliged to quit or at least change tactics and stop pursuing those who aren't really worth going after when the full rules of legal procecure apply. I have been pondering those rules myself in some of my spare moments and I think that these types of lawsuits (the extorted small settlement) will become ever more common, and perhaps not just in the entertainment industry, unless the laws are changed to alter the financial calculus in favor of legitimate and worthy cases and against spamigation campaigns and nuisance lawsuits which clog our courts and make a mockery of our legal system. In any case, the point is well taken that the University of Oregon and the Oregon Attorney General did go to bat for their students and for that they are to be commended.

  8. Easy defense by clang_jangle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Court...allowed the RIAA to subpoena the identities of 'persons associated by dorm room occupancy or username with the 17 IP addresses listed' even though those people may be completely innocent.

    Sounds like the defense will have it easy. IANAL, but I'd expect the moment of being served on this one is probably a good time to file the countersuit.

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  9. Is it just me.... by whoever57 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    or is it hard to believe that this and other judges are highly influenced by their own prejudices, to the point that they issue rulings that are legally unsound?

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    1. Re:Is it just me.... by BorgAssimilator · · Score: 1

      "There's no such thing [as an objective story]... The objective journalist is one of those great myths you read about like a Griffin or a Phoenix... or an honest politician. Everyone's got an agenda whether they admit it or not... " - (Babylon 5: The Illusion of the Truth, some reporter guy)

      Yeah yeah, I know. The quote is more about journalists than judges, but it seems to fit.

      Everyone has opinions, but they should at least _try_ to not let it get in the way of the truth, and I doubt any attempt at all is being made here.

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      -Londo Mollari
  10. Never easy, but expensive by l2718 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Defending a lawsuit is never innocent. Even if you don't owe them anything, you actually have to prove it. The RIAA will trot our "experts" who will testify that their "evidence" shows you are likely to have infringed copyright. To fight this you at the very least need to pay a good lawyer, and will probably need some experts of your own. Even if you have the skills to represent yourself, you can't recover the cost of your own time spent on this [IANAL but I think that the lawyer's guild got a law passed so that people who represent themselves can't collect attorney's fees if they win]. Now add to this the emotional stress of fighting a deep-pocketed corporation and dealing with the judicial system, and you'll see that there's nothing "easy" about being sued.

    1. Re:Never easy, but expensive by Walkingshark · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, you CAN fight them, just not in court. Isn't it funny how we've set it up so that assymetrical power can be exercised from the rich to the poor, but not the other way around? Seems unsustainable over the long term to me.

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    2. Re:Never easy, but expensive by ScrewMaster · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Wow, you are one heck of a troll, let me tell you. You're also uninformed. But it's late and I'm too tired to enlighten you.

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    3. Re:Never easy, but expensive by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Who started this particular war?

      The MAFIAA did when they first paid congress to extend the term of copyright on already published works. That was the first large scale "intellectual property theft" and it was the MAFIAA stealing from every single citizen of this country.

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      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    4. Re:Never easy, but expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've played music for years. Even had a number 1 single in Rolling Stone. Let's just check the royalties, minus the money I "owe" to the label, hmmmm... I made $24.53 cents.

      Believe it or not. I don't care. I have it tacked to my wall with all the random fees I owed to get that song to number 1. The checks aren't cashed so really I've made nothing. A small series of checks for chump change is better than the cash.

      It makes me laugh in a cynical way when I notice it on the way to my day job.

    5. Re:Never easy, but expensive by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Defending a lawsuit is never innocent.

      It also costs money, as I just found out. I had to go to court for a hearing last Friday, an old landlord is suing me for my last month's rent, even though I'd made a "cleaning deposit" equal to the rent he's suing for, not gotten the deposit back, and in fact hired a woman to clean the place up. I left it cleaner than I found it, yet he's trying to say it wasn't clean!

      He has a big Christian cross on his office wall, the God damned hypocrite!

      I have to pay a $65 "filing fee" to the court or he's awarded damages by default. I go back to court next month, I hope I can find my witness (the cleaning lady). I left a message on her voicemail.

  11. Nothing like a little bribe.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to grease the rusty gears of justice. Too bad the gears don't know which way to turn.

  12. IANAL (you could've guessed) by narcberry · · Score: 1

    But doesn't the court overstep it's bounds by suggesting, and approving an alternate wording?

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    1. Re:IANAL (you could've guessed) by untree · · Score: 1

      Nope.

  13. Discouraged Trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is the shittiest FP ever. It's like you people aren't even trying anymore.

    It's the economy. We're all worried about being laid off. And job openings for Trolls are few and far between. Why, the RNC just canned a bunch who were originally hired to Troll Digg slamming Obama!

    And then there are the McCain trolls picking on his age and anger. They're losing work too because of his poll numbers and the economic worries.

    I used to be a Perl troll but then that turned out to fizzle out. I've been trying to break into Python trolling, but then again, it's tough out there. Maybe when I get really desperate, I'll try to get some Apple troll jobs - but they pay shit because, aside from the neo-fanboys, nobody falls for it anymore.

    The quality of trolling has gone done horribly too! There was a time when you could create a shit load of comments with something the was actually intelligent - and it was appreciated because it gave the other side a chance and excuse to vent their opinions. Now, it all "sucks", "fags", "you're an asshole", etc... Nothing intelligent. It's sign of our economy. Quality is just going down hill fast!

    I have to go back to work. Th RIAA is right! Those kids are stealing music!

    1. Re:Discouraged Trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Obama will castrate our military and destroy our nuclear deterrent.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxL8NcNACBY

      He will tax corporations and high income earners that employ the population of the US, which will force them to cut jobs and send the unemployment rate skyrocketing.
      http://obama.3cdn.net/b7be3b7cd08e587dca_v852mv8ja.pdf

      He sees dead people.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=galtZF0nKYc

      He wants to take the guns out of the hands of law abiding citizens, leaving us at the mercy of criminals.
      http://www.ontheissues.org/2008/barack_obama_gun_control.htm

      He'll cut and run from Iraq, knocking the legs out from under the Iraqi government as they are finally finding their footing.
      http://www.barackobama.com/issues/iraq/

      He believes homosexuals are entitled to more rights than straight people.
      http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/07/23/debate.transcript/index.html

      He believes in mob rule concerning criminal punishment.
      The Audacity of Hope, by Barack Obama, p. 58

      He refuses to call terrorists "terrorists" even when presented with evidence.
      http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=15251928

      He will prevent us from keeping sensitive materials confidential, which will place national security at risk.
      http://www.cfr.org/publication/14356/

      He would talk with terrorist countries without demanding that they cease their efforts to murder innocent people and abide by the rule of law.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3Oj7Jn9rv4

      He believes we should reward people who ignore the existence of a country's sovereignty and illegally enter the country instead of forcing them to abide by the law.
      http://obama.senate.gov/news/060923-sen_obama_at_to/index.php

      He believes the government should regulate the internet.
      http://obama.senate.gov/podcast/060608-network_neutral/index.php

      He believes in making those who have money pay for the healthcare of those who do not have money.
      http://www.barackobama.com/issues/healthcare/

      He believes we should take corn, a staple food for the US, and use it for ethanol production, which will cause shortages in food supply and produce car exhaust that is more dangerous to humans than gasoline burning cars.
      http://www.boston.com/news/nation/washington/articles/2007/01/05/new_us_congress_looks_to_boost_alternate_fuels/?p1=MEWell_Pos5

      He believes that parents should have no choice but to send their children to government run schools to be indoctrinated by sub-standard teachers.
      http://www-news.uchicago.edu/citations/04/041027.obama-ct.html

      In short, he's an anti-American, anti-military Marxist who will destroy the US before he can be voted out of office. I don't like McCain and I have problems with many of his positions, but he will, at the very least, keep the US from crashing and burning within the next 4 years (provided the Dems don't win Congress).

      And no, he's not a Muslim (as far as we know). He's not black (he's bi-racial). He's not a Christian (against everything Ch

    2. Re:Discouraged Trolls by gregbot9000 · · Score: 1

      You don't know Jack about trolling! Trolling is as active and strong as it's ever been. If you read the statistics (YOU CAN READ AS WELL AS TYPE RIGHT?) you'll see that all the accusations of troll job loss are just limp dick liberals trying to scare everyone so they can get another pork barrel handout by Uncle Sam. The real threat to trolling is the damn H-1B's allowing forighn trolls who don't respect this country to take their jobs!!!!1

    3. Re:Discouraged Trolls by MrNaz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      There's only a large surplus of it due to mammoth subsidies paid to corn farmers.

      Recipe for counter argument for biofuel:

      a) Pay huge subsidies for corn.
      b) Use resulting excess corn as fuel crops
      c) Complain that corn is inefficient as a fuel crop and point to the low yield per acre.
      d) Point to the starving third world and claim that biofuel production takes food out of their mouth (yea, as if food produced in the US would get shipped to the third world anway)
      e) Use above as smear campaign against biofuels

      Done. Big Oil's engineered anti-biofuel campaign laid bare.

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    4. Re:Discouraged Trolls by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      exactly, where's all the free market, no subsidy people now? Corn was priced so low only mega farms could break even. Everybody said subsizing corn prices was wrong.. now the market price is up! Farmers won't need that anymore.. yea capitalism!

      Oh, wait, that means it costs more.. bad capitalism?

  14. Well, this raises an interesting question... by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How much did this judge get paid for his decision? Because there's no way an honest man could've come to such a conclusion.

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    1. Re:Well, this raises an interesting question... by konigstein · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I had exactly the same thought. Either the judge isn't mentally in this century, or he's been paid some amount or favor to come to this conclusion.

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    2. Re:Well, this raises an interesting question... by Pebby · · Score: 5, Funny

      It wasn't money. The RIAA offered the judge a 3 album contract to help him finally realize his dream of pop stardom. Look for the debut album, "Judge, Jury, and Executioner" from 'MC Gaveltron' this Christmas.

    3. Re:Well, this raises an interesting question... by darkmeridian · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The decision was issued by a federal judge, who is appointed for life. That's a pretty sweet gig and I doubt they would be swayed by only money, as the penalty for bribery is very severe.

      The long and the short of it is that the decision addressed the University's motion to quash the subpoena. The Judge granted the motion to quash, and allowed the plaintiff to file a more limited subpoena. There was no harm and no foul (aside from legal fees) from the overly-broad initial subpoena.

      If there was a violation of law regarding private investigators, that's a matter for the state Attorney General to prosecute. A federal judge cannot enforce state law by himself in a lawsuit involving private individuals. Perhaps the state has an interest in not pursuing the claim that would be frustrated if a federal court asserted a state right (the prerogative to enforce its own laws) on the state's behalf.

      You may be surprised to know that illegally-obtained evidence can be used in civil trials. The evidence can be admitted, and it's up to the defendants to file counterclaims for the violation of laws. That's when the state AG will get involved, hopefully, and make the RIAA machine responsible for its illegal investigators.

      The decision was limited to a very narrow issue regarding a subpoena. RIAA made admissions that limited the scope of the subpoena. The judge found the reduced scope acceptable, so he dismissed the initial subpoena and invited RIAA to file a subpoena of proper scope.

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    4. Re:Well, this raises an interesting question... by BlueStrat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      How much did this judge get paid for his decision? Because there's no way an honest man could've come to such a conclusion.

      The judge likely got paid nothing. Bribes are too obvious and easy to trace. Don't forget, the RIAA/Media Sentry do investigations for a living. They also had, what, a year? A lot of dirt can be dug up in a year. It's quite possible that the RIAA/Media Sentry lawyers and/or private investigators pretexted or pressured sources to obtain the judges' internet and phone records, copies of his credit card charges, and even taken a look at his family too.

      Maybe they found one of the judges' children or grandchildren had used P2P to illegally share copyrighted material without permission. Maybe the judge had some charges on his plastic at a strip club. Bribed people will flip on the briber if pressured. Those acting to keep secret their own or loved ones' indiscretions are much more reliable and likely to keep quiet, and that kind of pressure much harder to prove.

      Cheers!

      Strat

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    5. Re:Well, this raises an interesting question... by billcopc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      the penalty for bribery is very severe.

      Sure, how many judges do you know that have been tried and found guilty of accepting bribes ? One, two maybe ? Oh, is it zero ? Right, because no judge would dare inconvenience one of their own, especially when the tide of corruption is unstoppable, why bother with such a damaging case ?

      It's the kind of thing that puts your career to sleep, much like that young hotshot cop who thinks he's going to clean up the force. Next thing you know, he's doing traffic in some dead boring district because nobody wants him snooping around.

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    6. Re:Well, this raises an interesting question... by Jerry · · Score: 4, Informative

      http://tripsforjudges.org/ says otherwise. They just hide the income in different ways.

      Corporate special interests are wining and dining judges at fancy resorts under the pretext of "educating" them about complicated legal issues. Nothing for FREE, a July 2000 report by Community Rights Counsel (CRC), showed that these junkets appear to be working as their sponsors intend, encouraging rulings that strike down environmental protections and line the pockets of junket sponsors. CRC's most recent report, Tainted Justice, released in March 2004, expands on Nothing for FREE.

      You see, it works just like the "Fact-finding" junkets that Congress take each summer and around all the major vacation periods.

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    7. Re:Well, this raises an interesting question... by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      http://tripsforjudges.org/ [tripsforjudges.org] says otherwise. They just hide the income in different ways.

      Corporate special interests are wining and dining judges at fancy resorts under the pretext of "educating" them about complicated legal issues. Nothing for FREE, a July 2000 report by Community Rights Counsel (CRC), showed that these junkets appear to be working as their sponsors intend, encouraging rulings that strike down environmental protections and line the pockets of junket sponsors. CRC's most recent report, Tainted Justice, released in March 2004, expands on Nothing for FREE.

      You see, it works just like the "Fact-finding" junkets that Congress take each summer and around all the major vacation periods.

      I'm sure that those kinds of things (junkets, dinners, etc) go on, but if those types of influence are going on, I feel relatively certain that the types of things I outlined in my post probably go on also. One is not mutually exclusive of the other, rather, I'd opine that the existence of one form of influence would tend to make more likely the existence of the other forms of influence, especially for those judges not so easily "bought". I don't know for certain that this judge was influenced, or by which method (carrot [bribe] or stick [blackmail/threat]) but something seems "fishy" here if TFS and TFA are factual, correct, and in-context. Interesting link, good find. Thanks.

      Cheers!

      Strat

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    8. Re:Well, this raises an interesting question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never attribute to maliciousness that which can easily be explained by stupidity.

    9. Re:Well, this raises an interesting question... by guruevi · · Score: 1

      There is a saying: every man has his price. Whether it's money, blackmailing or special 'gifts', they can all be bought if you name the right price. It's just very risky if they're wrong.

      Another point: Judges etc. are in a political position by some type of vote at some point in time (whether you call it appointments or whatever) either by a group of laymen or a group of politicians meaning that at one time they were politicians making themselves seem whatever they needed to be to get that position.

      The RIAA is the single most rich media corporation although they are pretending to be a "non-profit" trade group sticking it out for the poor artist (their website - light grey text on white background doesn't really specify whether or not they are for-profit) but basically they are a storefront to big multinational media companies (Warner, Disney...) protecting the interests of those that generate their income.

      Put the above points together yourself.

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    10. Re:Well, this raises an interesting question... by belmolis · · Score: 2, Informative

      Six federal judges have been impeached and removed from office, the most recent of them being Alcee Hastings.

    11. Re:Well, this raises an interesting question... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yet despite that, he's now in the house of reps... Lord, love a duck.

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    12. Re:Well, this raises an interesting question... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      I've read the opinion. There is nothing especially crazy in it, and the legal reasoning, while it may result in a decision we do not like, was not bizarre or unsupportable.

  15. How much by ekimd · · Score: 0, Redundant

    is RIAA paying him?

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  16. Funny .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RIAA, Honest, and Mistake used in the same article, thats funny.

    1. Re:Funny .... by SpiderClan · · Score: 1

      Allowing the RIAA to exist was indeed an honest mistake.

  17. Appeal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Do you know if this is this an appealable order? Can they go anywhere from here, or are they stuck with this judge?

    Is there any way to point out to this judge that there's a pattern of conduct here? Or was that in the brief and ignored by the judge? (I think I read these papers, but it was quite a while ago.)

    I'm just curious, because it seems like the judge has decided that, whatever the law says, this matter is a waste of their time so they'll give the RIAA whatever they want and ignore the law to get it off their desk, which is truly disheartening.

    I wish this judge would have a change of heart and realize what's going on here like the one who set aside the $222k verdict had.

    1. Re:Appeal? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Informative

      Do you know if this is this an appealable order?

      Good question. Actually, there's a split of authority on the subject. In several circuits the order is appealable as of right. In at least one circuit, the order is not appealable as of right. I don't happen to know how they would rule in the Ninth Circuit.

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    2. Re:Appeal? by wasted · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...I don't happen to know how they would rule in the Ninth Circuit.

      The Ninth circuit will rule whichever way that sets a precedent that requires an incredibly broad or perverse interpretation of the Constitution, goes against the voters' wishes, and/or angers the Republicans. The trick is to figure what ruling best fits that description.

    3. Re:Appeal? by earlymon · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but that's not strictly true. Consider the following:

      "I'm only being honest when I say that I completely despise the RIAA."

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    4. Re:Appeal? by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      how about with 'dis' as well? What of 'so obscenely' and 'that it makes your eyes water'?

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    5. Re:Appeal? by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      Or: "It was an honest mistake when I accidentally pulled out the pin on my grenade and lobbed it into the RIAA lawyers' office. And when I emptied a full clip from my AK into the surviving lawyers fleeing in panic, it was a simple misunderstanding!"

    6. Re:Appeal? by TheSpoom · · Score: 2, Funny

      See, this is totally why I'd always appeal to the Ninth Circuit. Whatever happens, it'll be a hell of a ride.

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    7. Re:Appeal? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2, Informative

      Last I heard, the Ninth had the dubious honor of being the most oft-overturned Circuit of them all.

      Of course, considering that this (my home circuit) apparently contains stupid judges in Oregon, and all of San Francisco, this should be no surprise to anyone.

    8. Re:Appeal? by MrNaz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "it seems like the judge has decided that, whatever the law says, this matter is a waste of their time"

      Never attribute to laziness (or anything else for that matter) what can adequately be explained by a bribe, particularly when an organization like the RIAA is involved.

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    9. Re:Appeal? by electrictroy · · Score: 1

      What would this be appealable? According to the article:

      >>>allowed the RIAA to subpoena the identities of 'persons associated by dorm room occupancy or username with the 17 IP addresses listed'

      I don't see how this is any different than subpoening (sp?) the persons who are associated to a physical address (say a crakhouse). Although it's likely a lot of these people will turn-out to be innocent, that's why court rooms exist - to weed-out the guilty from the not-guilty.

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    10. Re:Appeal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Numbers are fantastic things, you can make them say anything. Yes, by sheer numbers, the Ninth Circuit is certainly overturned more often. However, the Ninth Circuit is the largest circuit (by caseload) by a huge margin. Percentage wise, there is nothing noteworthy about it at all.

    11. Re:Appeal? by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Interesting
      You are correct, sir

      I guess the *AAs are finally figuring out that it's far, far cheaper to buy a few judges than a lot of lawyers, propagandists, lobbyists and Congress vermin.

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    12. Re:Appeal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Whoosh:

      The words "honest" and "RIAA" don't even belong in the same sentence.

      IS a sentence.

    13. Re:Appeal? by nomadic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Never attribute to laziness (or anything else for that matter) what can adequately be explained by a bribe, particularly when an organization like the RIAA is involved.

      I've always wondered, every time a story comes up about a judge making a ruling we don't like, there are inevitably several accusations of bribery. You all don't actually believe it, right? I assumed everyone is just venting, but anyone who literally believes the RIAA bribed a federal judge in order to get a ruling they wanted on a discovery order, do you? I mean, in the history of American jurisprudence there have been judges who have bribed, but anyone that thinks this is common is way off base.

      As a practical matter, if a federal judge was that greedy, why would he or she be a federal judge? They could make many times what they're making now in the private sector.

    14. Re:Appeal? by MrNaz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Given that this judge's decision flies in the face of established legal doctrine, industry practice and plain old common sense, I don't see how this can be anything other than either a) the judge being incredibly stupid or b) bribed.

      As a practical matter, if a federal judge was that greedy, why would he or she be a federal judge?

      Greed for money and greed for status are the same disease. Judges start out their legal career, not deciding to become a judge for the bribe money, but they get there and realize there's extra to be had. Not everyone who accepts a bribe does so because they cannot earn more legitimately.

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    15. Re:Appeal? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Given that this judge's decision flies in the face of established legal doctrine, industry practice and plain old common sense, I don't see how this can be anything other than either a) the judge being incredibly stupid or b) bribed.

      I've read the opinion at issue. It makes a convincing argument regarding legal doctrine, and at the very least there is nothing plainly and clearly incorrect about it.

    16. Re:Appeal? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 2, Informative

      I find this rather illogical:

      1. Under the law, the Judge can't issue a subpoena to obtain the identity of John Doe unless the plaintiff has evidence that the John Doe committed copyright infringement.

      2. The University of Oregon showed, and the Judge agreed, that the RIAA's evidence does not show that the John Does committed copyright infringement.

      3. The Judge correctly quashed the subpoena.

      Here comes the illogical part.

      4. Then, instead of ending it there, he tells the RIAA they can issue a new subpoena which asks for the identities of innocent people so long as their subpoena doesn't say anything about copyright infringement.

      Hello. Anybody home?

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    17. Re:Appeal? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      The way I read the opinion is that the judge quashed the original subpoena not because the plaintiff didn't have evidence that John Doe committed copyright infringement, but rather because the subpoena placed an undue burden on the university to actively investigate who was using which IP addresses to transfer files.

      The judge brought up the technical difficulties involved in determining the identity of the alleged file sharer not to invalidate the propriety of the RIAA issuing the subpoena, but merely to show the burden that would be placed on the University if they were forced to follow the plain language of the subpoena.

      By that logic, a less broad subpoena--requesting only which IP addresses were assigned to which dorms--would presumably not be quashed.

      Under Gillespie v. Civiletti, plaintiffs are allowed to find out the identity of John Doe defendants through discovery. The court here reasons that this does not preclude Rule 45 subpoenas.

      Now you can argue that the subpoena would not lead to the uncovering of the alleged infringers' identities, and therefore is disallowed under Gillespie, but I think it's a debatable point. Gillespie talks about "discovery" in general terms; turning over the identities of the inhabitants of the dorm may lead to other discovery that actually found the alleged infringers.

      My point here is not that the judge made the right decision, but rather it was not obviously and unambiguously wrong, a sign of judicial corruption, bribery, etc. that everyone else here seems to believe. Under Gillespie the decision makes some sense.

    18. Re:Appeal? by SoopahMan · · Score: 1

      I don't see a bribe here necessarily but THIS decision is more than undesirable - it's just freaking weird. Why did he rule in this very strange way? I think his effort to just get it off his desk is the best argument... because it makes no sense from any well-considered viewpoint.

      Bribery is possible. The ruling does favor the RIAA. But I would guess he would be more careful to get things right if he were receiving money rather than this apparently clumsy decision.

    19. Re:Appeal? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Where in the opinion is the strange part? It's not like he spun the legal theory out of thin air, he's citing both the cases and the relevant statutes.

    20. Re:Appeal? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      You have misquoted mcgrew's razor, sir. "Never attribute to stupidity or incompetence that which can be adequately explained by greedy self-interest".

      It is the anti-"Hanlon's razor".

    21. Re:Appeal? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Did you ever see The Untouchables? Particularly the scene where Eliot Ness gets the juries swapped?

      "Nice daughter ya got dre, judge. Shame if sumpin wus ta happen ta her."

      It's not out of the range of possibility, especially considering how sleazy the RIAA (AKA Music And Film Association of America) is.

  18. What a joke, here is another. by [cx] · · Score: 5, Funny

    They probably told him they know all about his stolen Barry Manilow mp3s he has on his laptop in his chambers, justice was served shortly after.

    1. Re:What a joke, here is another. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the judge listens to Barry Manilow and didn't spontaneously combust, justice was not served.

  19. It's just you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    > or is it hard to believe that this and other judges are highly influenced by their own prejudices, to the point that they issue rulings that are legally unsound?

    It's just you. The other day, there was a Supreme Court decision that said there was 'consensus' in the law that child rape not be punishable by death. Then someone pointed out that there was, in fact such a law. They did not reconsider their decision and the dissenters pointed out that they didn't believe that the decision had been based on any such consensus in the first place, so it was pointless to reconsider.

    A while back, we had the $222k verdict set aside because the judge realized that he had, in fact, ignored important precedents (which the RIAA failed to notify him of).

    In this case, if I had to guess, the judge doesn't understand why the discovery orders are so important to the defense and simply wants to get through this preliminary crap and to the 'real' case. Not knowing the RIAA, he apparently doesn't realize that they plan to drop their case once they have this discovery and send out settlement letters.

    We on Slashdot know the RIAA better than most judges do because we hear about all their cases. Most judges are meeting the RIAA for the first time.

    How many times has SCO been given the benefit of the doubt, after all? While we were reading dozens of ridiculous proclamations from them every day, Judge Kimball was busy with real work and it took him a while to catch on to the fact that they were shysters. And once he caught on, they fled his court to get bankruptcy protection. It's been what? Four years? Five? And SCO's case is STILL going on!

    So no, it's not hard for me to believe that a judge would presume that a party was acting in good faith, contrary to all evidence, until it was personally demonstrated to them what kind of cock-smoking teabaggers the RIAA employs. After all, remember how many times SCO claimed that IBM was acting underhanded early on? I'm glad the judge didn't just take SCO's word for things. The judge waited to figure out for himself that SCO was, in fact, the cock-smoking teabagger so that he could deal with things appropriately.

    The annoying part is that it usually takes the judges a while to realize this, and shysters like SCO & the RIAA make sure they're in a different court by then, whether they have to drop & refile their case or seek bankruptcy protection.

    1. Re:It's just you. by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As for the child rape "consensus" thing,they were talking about MILITARY law. Never in the history of our country have we set civil law by looking at military law,and frankly I don't want to start now,thank you very much. And while I think child molestors are scum,the simple fact is after McMartin and The little Rascals day care cases how ANYONE could think it is a good idea to execute someone for rape of a child is beyond me. Anytime you are dealing with such a hot button explosive charge the risk of "guilty until you can prove you are innocent" is just too high. And as we have seen over and over again, someone will take it too damned far. See executing the retarded,executing children,etc. Not to mention the whole "repressed memory" mumbo jumbo. Would you be for executing someone based on a memory?

      As for the RIAA, as we have seen their "investigating" gets your printer charged with file sharing and time and time again we have seen states getting onto them because of using unlicensed investigators,yet they still continue. Why? Because you have judges like this that will ignore everything put in front of them and rule for them anyway. News Flash *.AAs of the world: you model is a dinosaur. Join us in the 21st century or please go away and die.

      If you lower your prices($20 for a 30 year old album,WTF?) and offer a better product(embedded album art and liner notes,links to contests involving the artists,etc) you will get the customers. All your beating everyone over the head and buying off politicians is doing is making even the honest folks hate your guts and you know what? Very few folks have problems ripping off an @sshole who is screwing them with their monopolistic practices and buying off our legislators. There is NO reason why we shouldn't be able to rip our movies and music easily to our now gigantic hard drives and watch them without the disc. Instead of allowing us an easy way to use what we pay for you get brain trusts like this one who stand up in court and say ripping your cd to your iPod is NOT fair use. You see,greedy sh*t like this is why everyone hates you. And you'd be surprised how many people don't see any problem with ripping off someone they hate,especially if they feel they were ripped off in the first place. So while I got my tunes in the '80s on CD before you really started cranking out the garbage,I don't really see how you are going to get the young folks on your side with crap like this. Your customers hate you,your artists hate you,pretty much everyone except your lawyers HATE you. And one doesn't have to have a masters degree in business to know that isn't a good situation to be in.

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    2. Re:It's just you. by TheLink · · Score: 3, Informative

      "And while I think child molestors are scum"

      What the Law defines as Child Molester could be very different from what you are thinking of.

      Take the case of Genarlow Wilson who was convicted of aggravated child molestation:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilson_v._State_of_Georgia

      Maybe in the future the USA would be executing 15 year olds for having consensual sex with each other, in order to protect them of course.

      I believe they're already prosecuting them for distributing child porn because they send each other nude pics (kids these days...).

      It'll be wonderful to be living in United Saudi Arabia don't you think?

      I think the children need protection, but they also need protection from the government and the legal system ;).

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  20. Appeal? by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Can this be appealed at all? Obviously innocent people are going to be thrown under the RIAA bus. When so much damage can be done by a subpoena, and many important factors aren't being considered, this can't be left to just the discretion of one clueless judge.

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  21. Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on now people, was this really a surprising ending? Let's all hear it for "The American Way". *fap* *fap*

  22. Re:Negro savages kill white Obama activist by [cx] · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What did she expect? That the horrible stories about poor people and ghettos were just made up? That they would invite her in for a nice southern meal and want her to educate them on the greatness of her journey to change the world? It is a very realistic end, to a very delusional beginning.

  23. Guys, give them a break! by ChienAndalu · · Score: 3, Funny

    Everybody makes mistakes!
    Heck, yesterday a book fell on my keyboard - the next thing I know: every Metallica Album right in my incoming folder!

    1. Re:Guys, give them a break! by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Heck, yesterday a book fell on my keyboard - the next thing I know: every Metallica Album right in my incoming folder!

      That's nothing. One day my cat walked across my keyboard entering random characters into a form on the Internet. I went to hit the Delete key and next thing I know I'm wearing freaky red spandex, have a white lightning bolt in my hair, and have an irrational desire to fight bizarre costumed criminals (I question my own sanity when I'm in this state).

      F!

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  24. Malfeasance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone in the public can submit a complaint to the State Bar. I would be willing to bet a series of submissions of the typical sophistication, quantity, and velocity of a typical /. response would get their attention. NOW.

    Jerry

  25. "Honest Mistake" by m509272 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    These clowns have started how many lawsuits? There's no such thing as an "honest mistake" at this point in the game. Can the judge be honestly this clueless??

    1. Re:"Honest Mistake" by icsx · · Score: 1

      A judge that doesnt really comprehend or understand how things actually work - sadly yes.

    2. Re:"Honest Mistake" by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      YES

  26. The only question remaining is ... by Jerry · · Score: 2, Insightful

    how much did it take to lubricate the Judge?

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    1. Re:The only question remaining is ... by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      how much did it take to lubricate the Judge?

      Roughly 1/5th of a gallon of Single Malt Whiskey

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  27. Re:Discouraged Trolls Vanishing Troll Habitate by infonography · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's understandable due to the collapse of bridges across the country that these poor creatures are being driven onto the net.

    Hello, I'm Sally Struthers and here at World Troll Outreach we are helping poor unfortunate Trolls become self-sufficient helping them to move up from living under bridges and harassing goatse or netusers by offering hair dye and Elf/Spook ears so they can pass as nerds and get help desk jobs. Surprisingly Grooming standards for both Trolls and Help Desk workers is very similar.

    For pennies a day you can help Please act now.

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  28. So it sounds like they don't pee test judges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it sounds like t hey don't pee test judges in Oregon?

  29. Well shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess a lot of people must have made honest mistakes downloading copyrighted music without knowing about it. Guess we might as well throw all those cases out of the courts.

  30. Ah Hah! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    So YOU are RIVSTP. (Actually I knew that from an earlier post here but this was a convenient place to point it out.)

    Keep up the good work.

  31. I have no idea... by Newer+Guy · · Score: 1

    I have no idea what narcotics THAT judge is on-but I WANT SOME! Seriously though, the phrase 'learned jurist' seems to ne an oxymoron these days!

  32. this guy called me honey and made kissing noises by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Funny

    so i headbutted him in the throat, picked up a beer bottle, smashed it on the counter, and stuck him in the abdomen with it as he stood up. after he fell to the floor grasping his throat and side, i took the barstool and smashed his head with it a few times

    turns out he was actually addressing the woman sitting next to me

    sorry, honest mistake

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  33. Circuit split? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Good question. Actually, there's a split of authority on the subject.

    While I sincerely doubt that will happen in this case, isn't that the sort of thing that can get the Supreme Court to grant certiorari (hear the case)?

  34. Unique IP Addresses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I don't know about anyone else, but in the dorms where I go to college, you're assigned a different IP address every single time you log on. Is there anything I'm missing that would actually give them enough information to identify someone with?

  35. Sue the Judge by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Can't someone whose judge was so clearly (and probably provably) corrupt use the courts to sue the judge?

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  36. Re:Discouraged Trolls Vanishing Troll Habitate by Whiteox · · Score: 1

    Well said. I really think /. should have an 'Adopt a Troll' mission. Most are underrated and deserve more than -nve moderation. Maybe /. should search the archives and firehose a few classic troll posts? An award maybe??

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  37. In other News..... by SageMusings · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Judge says he really enjoys the way his new Bentley handles and purrs like a kitten on the road.

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  38. The Generosity of RIAA by picketech · · Score: 0

    Geez I think all future income by the RIAA should be forwarded to the national debt, at least then I would think about buying music again.

  39. it's OK by jipn4 · · Score: 1

    Just like the RIAA made an "honest mistake", the judge made an "honest mistake", too.

  40. Re:this guy called me honey and made kissing noise by jipn4 · · Score: 1

    The standard defense for gay bashing isn't "honest mistake", it's low/high blood sugar or psychological trauma.

  41. Simple question: what's next? by cheros · · Score: 1

    I know exactly what it's like to be at the receiving end of a judge who is clueless - due to the idiocy residing in the British court system it has taken a year longer to get someone who defrauded me into bankruptcy. This is what you get when people no longer have to take responsibility for their actions.

    But I digress: what's next? Surely there must be a way to get insanity like this corrected? Or would it need a solid public outcry and exposure before this gets corrected? This decision disgraces the system.

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  42. Reply to low-scored anonymous: by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    I was being funny. Or trying, anyway.

    1. Re:Reply to low-scored anonymous: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI telling the diabetic the candy isn't sugar free is more entertaining.

  43. You vote "no" on your ballot, that's how. by Xenographic · · Score: 4, Informative

    I was just going to make a quick post in which I would say something like "this seriously makes me wonder just how difficult it is to impeach a judge," then I saw your comment.

    It's funny you should ask that, because Oregon has early voting, and if they're anything like my state, they should have ballots in hand soon. I already voted this morning, in fact, even though the election isn't until November. You know how after you vote for the presidential election, senators, representatives, propositions & whatnot, there's that HUGE list of judges that you vote "yes" or "no" on? That's a vote to recall them.

    So if you see one Michael R. Hogan, mark your ballot "no" and you're voting not to retain this guy (in other words, you're voting to fire his ass). If you don't have an early ballot, you can also do it at the polls in November, assuming you remember that long.

    If a majority of voters vote this guy out, he's fired, but it rarely happens unless a judge ticks off enough people.

    1. Re:You vote "no" on your ballot, that's how. by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Sometime after October 14th, my wife and I will see a ballot here in Oregon. They usually make sure you have them two weeks before election day. You then drop it off in the mail, or you can skip the stamp and drop it off at city hall and the like.

      And yep - exactly as you described... the judges and such have yes or no check marks for retention.

      Thing is, (and you note this) nobody knows or remembers such things, so the majority just pick a yes or no on whim (unless a party affiliation is listed, then the voter gets something to go on - yeah, I know... sad, isn't it?) and carries on.

      So unless there's an outcry, I doubt that he loses his job, even if I used a Sharpie to mark the "no" vote.

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    2. Re:You vote "no" on your ballot, that's how. by agibbs · · Score: 2, Informative

      Judge Hogan is an Article III Federal judge. This means that he is neither elected nor retained by the Oregon voters, but rather is appointed for life by the President (George H.W. Bush in this case) and confirmed by the Senate. The only way to remove an Article III judge is by impeachment, which has happened before but takes a fair chunk of Congress' attention. Moreover, it would be utterly irresponsible to suggest impeachment is appropriate just because you disagree with one of his decisions.

    3. Re:You vote "no" on your ballot, that's how. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just remember to vote "no" on Hulk Hogan if you're and Oregonian. It won't make sense at the time but it might spark the memory :)

  44. Ninth does more cases by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So of course they will have more overturned decisions.

  45. Re:Discouraged Trolls Vanishing Troll Habitate by mgblst · · Score: 3, Funny

    Light a fire for a troll, and he will be warm for the night, but set a troll on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

  46. <aol>Me too</aol> by warrax_666 · · Score: 1

    Fuckin' worst interface ever.

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  47. Sounds like something from the Simpsons by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

    Judge: "You lied to the court in order to harm the innocent defendants. I hereby find you guilty of perjury."
    RIAA lawyer: "It was an honest mistake."
    Everyone in the court room says things like "Well, if it's like that" or "Mistakes happen".
    Judge: "Well, in that case I can't really blame you. The defendants are sentenced to pay the RIAA one billion Dollars or go to jail for ten thousand years."

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  48. Can we say payoff ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I knew we could. Gotta put in that new pool!

  49. i didn't represent the sex by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Informative

    could have been a woman doing all of that ;-P

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    1. Re:i didn't represent the sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're saying you're a gal? Pardon me, but on Slashdot, that's just unlikely :-)

  50. Money talks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Looks like the RIAA bought themselves a judge.

    1. Re:Money talks by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      Care to enlighten us as to your evidence to support that claim? It's a serious allegation.

    2. Re:Money talks by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      The deeper the pockets, the harder it is to find the judges.

      IANAL, not the GPAC, nor alleging anything. I'm just offering a witty-pithy pessimistic observation on the system as a whole.

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    3. Re:Money talks by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      I believe that's called cynicism :)

  51. Re:Lunchlady? Is that you, lunchlady? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol wut

  52. Oops by Xenographic · · Score: 1

    Damn, I didn't realize he was that high up. But you're right; there's no way Congress would impeach. Still, in general, that's how you remove a judge, though it doesn't happen very often.

    That said, I think it's perfectly legitimate to advocate for the removal of judges who are careless in following the law if they cross a certain threshold. I'm not saying what this guy did rises to that standard (I personally think he just doesn't know the RIAA very well yet, and he may never get the chance), but if there's a pattern of decisions like this, he should definitely be removed.

    While it's true that the framers wanted to insulate judges from politics, if any considerable portion of the electorate sees a judge as corrupt (rightly or wrongly), it's not unreasonable to remove them. Even if they're not actually corrupt, they can undermine people's faith in the justice system, which is harmful in and of itself.

  53. Re:Negro savages kill white Obama activist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [citation needed]

  54. Re:Discouraged Trolls Vanishing Troll Habitate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For some trolls, that won't be long at all.

  55. Re:Discouraged Trolls Vanishing Troll Habitate by infonography · · Score: 1

    Well said. I really think /. should have an 'Adopt a Troll' mission. Most are underrated and deserve more than -nve moderation. Maybe /. should search the archives and firehose a few classic troll posts? An award maybe??

    We do.

    Its called TWITTER

    He's been trolling here for years since Fark 86'ed his IP address.

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  56. Dude... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    NOBODY calls it a "pee test". It's a "piss test" or, in polite company (we're none too polite 'round these parts) a "urine test".

  57. Paraphrasing Douglas Adamas by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    The people of the RIAA are, well, you know, they're just a bunch of real sweet guys, you know, who just happen to want to sue everybody. Hell, I feel the same way some mornings.

    So, like I said, these are a bunch of really sweet guys, but you wouldn't want to share an Internet with them, not if they're just gonna keep at it, not if they're not gonna learn to relax a little. I mean it's just going to be continual nervous time, isn't it, right? Subpoena, subpoena, subpoena, when are they next coming at us? Peaceful coexistence is just right out, right? Get me some water somebody, thank you.

    Okay, hear me, hear me. It's like, these guys, you know, are entitled to their own view of the 'Net. And according to their view, which the 'Net forced on them, right, they did right. Sounds crazy, but I think you'll agree. They believe in... they believe in "peace, justice, morality, culture, sport, family life and the obliteration of all forms of file sharing". I've heard a lot worse.

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