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XKCD Improving the Internet ... Yet Again

netbuzz writes "Comic creator Randall Monroe suggested in a recent xkcd strip that YouTube comments would be better — or, more precisely, less idiotic — if only those posting them were forced to hear their words read aloud first. Well, YouTube has gone and made this "audio preview" a reality, albeit an optional one. And, it's not the first time that xkcd has contributed to the betterment of the Internet, as those who are familiar with last year's "Internet census" and its use of a Hilbert curve may remember."

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  1. Interesting concept... by Phydeaux314 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Although I think that the people who need this feature most are the kind least likely to actually use it.

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    1. Re:Interesting concept... by tool462 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Correction. The people who need this feature are likely to use it to get the computer to say naughty things to them. Especially if there is an option to have the voice be the woman with a British accent used on some GPS systems.

    2. Re:Interesting concept... by PCMX · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I would go further on your prediction by claiming that no one will use it altogether other than to just try it out. Albeit innovative for an online service, it is a feature that serves no real purpose when not imposed on the user.

    3. Re:Interesting concept... by caluml · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I suspect you mean an English accent. Scottish or Welsh are very different. In fact, I'd go so far to say that you probably mean a "Posh" Received Pronunciation English accent.

    4. Re:Interesting concept... by David+Gerard · · Score: 4, Funny
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    5. Re:Interesting concept... by WDot · · Score: 4, Funny

      You are absolutely spot on. I just signed up for a youtube account JUST to have the computer read me some colorful comments. =p

      It's done in a Microsoft Sam-like voice. Poking around the site doesn't seem to reveal any options for changing the voice, but on the bright side the system is really easy to use. When posting a comment you have the text field and three buttons under it: First "Audio preview," then "Post Comment," and "Discard." Hopefully they'll change "Post Comment" to "Post" so that Audio preview will be the largest button, causing the quick and the lazy to sometimes accidentally hear their comment. (=

    6. Re:Interesting concept... by tool462 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Correction accepted. But, I'm more inclined to believe that it's actually an American actress (from Iowa or something) doing her imitation of what she thinks an English accent is--a grotesque hybrid of Received Pronunciation and Cockney.

    7. Re:Interesting concept... by operagost · · Score: 1

      Ah, that world-renown font of creative thespians: Iowa.

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    8. Re:Interesting concept... by Legion_SB · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This American is becoming partial to the Welsh accent. Thanks mostly to the girl from Torchwood.

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    9. Re:Interesting concept... by Mr_Magick · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hey, I am from Iowa you insensitive clod...

      I really am from Iowa, and according to Wikipedia so are these people:
      Tom Arnold
      Lara Flynn Boyle
      Terry Farrell
      John Getz
      David Anthony Higgins
      Mary Beth Hurt
      Ashton Kutcher
      Cloris Leachman
      Ron Livingston
      Kate Mulgrew
      Donna Reed
      Brandon Routh
      John Wayne
      Elijah Wood

    10. Re:Interesting concept... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I really am from Iowa, and according to Wikipedia ...

      I just added God and Steve Forbes, too.

    11. Re:Interesting concept... by twistedsymphony · · Score: 1

      Who?

    12. Re:Interesting concept... by Roxton · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's encouraging to see that people can and do escape Iowa, but that probably doesn't help your point.

    13. Re:Interesting concept... by viridari · · Score: 1

      It's all the same thing on this side of the pond. ;-p

    14. Re:Interesting concept... by KevinKnSC · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pro-tip: When listing famous people from your state, don't lead with Tom Arnold.

    15. Re:Interesting concept... by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 3, Funny

      I was going to say the mandatory voice would be a pre-pubescent boy, shrieking loudly. If you can stand what you're saying with that coming over the speakers, it's probably exceptionally intelligent and informed.

    16. Re:Interesting concept... by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 3, Funny

      And James T. Kirk. He only works in outer space.

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    17. Re:Interesting concept... by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      Actually, I rather like the idea of it being a lower class Scottish accent. Especially if she sounds pissed to the gills and says "shite" a lot.

    18. Re:Interesting concept... by caluml · · Score: 1

      Kelly MacDonald in Trainspotting sort of thing? I can see where you're coming from, aye, I can, laddy. (Oh, and it's "pished" :))

      Slashdot, cmon: It's been 4 minutes since you last successfully posted a comment

    19. Re:Interesting concept... by VolciMaster · · Score: 1
      I think you just proved the point :P

      Seriously, though - I love Iowa, I love corn :)

    20. Re:Interesting concept... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      I've always been amused by how American accents are frequently portrayed by British actors on the BBC. They are generally done with a barking Texas accent as if they had seen one too many episodes of Dallas growing up.

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    21. Re:Interesting concept... by skabob · · Score: 1

      You want to change the voice? I think we all need to remember the peril of engaging the backup personality on Sirius Cybernetics Corporation products with a 'Genuine People Personality'. You'll never be allowed to actually post anything. Some Posh woman is much better than most: thinking Pock-ihs-stahni cab-driver would be amusing but genreally unintelligible.

    22. Re:Interesting concept... by mrdoogee · · Score: 1

      As long as we're voting on British Isles accents we'd like to hear, I vote for a lady with a Dublin Irish accent.

    23. Re:Interesting concept... by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Hey, he's a big guy - and, he's good with knots!

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    24. Re:Interesting concept... by garaged · · Score: 1

      The web 2.0 comunity has already corrected that

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    25. Re:Interesting concept... by vtolturbo · · Score: 1

      My mother lives in Omaha. She is not the sort to endorse this sort of thing, and I offer it as a bit of light humor, not meant to offend or insult you. She has heard many times from the locals that Nebraskans refer to Iowas as:

      Idiots Out Walking Around

      Of course, I'm from Baltimore, where folks are routinely referred to as Baltimorons, so take that for what it's worth.

    26. Re:Interesting concept... by Firehed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think Slashdot's approach with the quick-reply AJAXified version is fine: preview and cancel, with two useless buttons that nobody uses. And after you preview, you still usually have to wait about 15 minutes to post the comment because you type at a rate of more than two words per hour.

      Audio previews should really wipe out all but the true extremes - only the most determined idiots and geniuses will actually submit their comments. Whether that's a good thing or not remains to be seen.

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    27. Re:Interesting concept... by Samah · · Score: 1

      It's gotta be better than any American attempt at an Australian accent. It makes me cringe away from the TV and slowly edge toward the remote to change the channel.

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    28. Re:Interesting concept... by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      Doesn't Capt'n Kirk live there now?

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    29. Re:Interesting concept... by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      an English accent is--a grotesque hybrid of Received Pronunciation and Cockney.

      Yep, that's sounds about right.

    30. Re:Interesting concept... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I too come from baltimore. It's not really the greatest city. In fact it's close to the worst pit of hell ever; but I live right near MICA so I'm surrounded by somewhat docile art students.

    31. Re:Interesting concept... by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Weeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllsssshhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      (pounds fists on ground in despair)

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    32. Re:Interesting concept... by definate · · Score: 1

      Nah, I want an awesome chav accent to say naughty things to me like. "Wot u look'n' at twat!" and so forth. :-)

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    33. Re:Interesting concept... by merauder · · Score: 1

      Well, being from the east coast when I was transferred to Iowa for a couple of years with my company, it was nice to be in a more rural setting. The people were sure a lot more friendlier, and I liked the pace of life. So for the people who hate the place, there are those of us who like it.

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    34. Re:Interesting concept... by mlush · · Score: 1

      I've long wanted a GPS to speak to me in Unwinese

    35. Re:Interesting concept... by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      It's okay to call it a 'British accent'. Surely you realize that many Scottish and Welsh people speak with this accent too; and many English people do not.

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    36. Re:Interesting concept... by Syberz · · Score: 1

      Actually, the problem I see is that most poepel cant seem to tyep porperly so the raed back is just going to suk!!

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    37. Re:Interesting concept... by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      Cool! So can we return them to sender?

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  2. I'm so torn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I love xkcd, but hate idle. Should I start loving idle or start hating xkcd???

    1. Re:I'm so torn... by Kagura · · Score: 1

      XKCD is good to go, but this story has no business on the default home page.

    2. Re:I'm so torn... by Ihmhi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I believe most of us would agree that nothing from idle belongs on the front page.

    3. Re:I'm so torn... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 4, Funny

      To be fair, I believe most of those would agree that nothing on Slashdot belongs on the front page.

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    4. Re:I'm so torn... by somersault · · Score: 1

      Hitler doesn't just love your favourite band - he loves all music, all forms of art, your mother and all computing technology apart from the iPhone. I discovered this while using a man in the middle attack on an email conversation between himself and Elvis.

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    5. Re:I'm so torn... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      It can be fixed. You just go into your preferences (you have a user account, so it's available to you) and untick "idle" from the sections. Not that frickin' hard. Hell, it's easier than posting a comment is.

    6. Re:I'm so torn... by Kagura · · Score: 1

      I can't complain about idle being on the front page if I do that.

    7. Re:I'm so torn... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      "I'm too lazy to log in, but not lazy enough to not comment or just not click on the fucking article"?

      Nice.

    8. Re:I'm so torn... by kaizokuace · · Score: 1

      or any facsimile of a front page.

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    9. Re:I'm so torn... by el+americano · · Score: 1

      It'll still be in the RSS feed, with no indication that it's an idle article until you reach that awful white on green.

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    10. Re:I'm so torn... by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Which is how I get to my Slashdot articles... I don't suppose there's a way to change RSS preferences, is there?

      My main gripe is that it's in the RSS feed.

  3. I'm impressed! by Verdatum · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First non-pants story I've seen on idle! Huzzah!

    1. Re:I'm impressed! by denis-The-menace · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I figured it out.

      click the triangle and the front of the tags.

      PS: I apologies for my previous post since it is not true since we can still tag this story: idleispants

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    2. Re:I'm impressed! by WK2 · · Score: 1

      Completely on topic, since this is idle and we are talking about pants.

      What does "idle is pants" mean? I laugh every time I see it, but have no clue to its meaning.

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    3. Re:I'm impressed! by twistedsymphony · · Score: 4, Informative

      "pants" is a British adjective synonymous with "rubbish".

    4. Re:I'm impressed! by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      Note to self: Never say "My junk is in my pants" to my British friends.

    5. Re:I'm impressed! by commodoresloat · · Score: 5, Funny

      As an American, I always had a problem with this expression because I thought, what's a Brit to do when someone is wearing pants that are rubbish? Are they to say, "my good fellow, those pants are completely pants!" But then someone corrected me and noted that they would say "those trousers are completely pants." I felt much better after that conversation.

    6. Re:I'm impressed! by Dogtanian · · Score: 2, Informative

      ""pants" is a British adjective synonymous with "rubbish"."

      This comes from the British "pants" which is short for "underpants". Which I guess is kind of weird etymologically, but since we didn't call trousers "pants" in the first place it doesn't matter to us :-P

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    7. Re:I'm impressed! by vectorious · · Score: 1

      Of course in Britain if you said "those pants are pants" you would be referring to their underwear - at which point it is a different conversation...

    8. Re:I'm impressed! by legirons · · Score: 1
    9. Re:I'm impressed! by mengel · · Score: 1

      And especially not "my junk is in my fanny-pack".

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    10. Re:I'm impressed! by lgw · · Score: 1

      so he just followed the example set by our leaders
      and silenced his critics.

      Hey now, Obama isn't president *yet*, don't call him our leader. You know, the guy who threatened to revoke the FCC charters for many stations that ran negative ads - that guy?

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    11. Re:I'm impressed! by dfdashh · · Score: 1

      Don't blame him - he couldn't understand on account of the accent.

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    12. Re:I'm impressed! by svank · · Score: 1
      I think that tag started showing up on idle stories after this story ran.

      From that article's summary:

      After some less than satisfactory service the customer in question changed his password to 'Llyods is pants.' At some point after that, a member of staff changed the password to 'no it's not.'

    13. Re:I'm impressed! by NoPantsJim · · Score: 1

      I for one have been waiting for a non-pants story for far too long.

    14. Re:I'm impressed! by Whiteox · · Score: 2, Informative

      Trousers=Pants in the UK. And yes, you can mod me informative.

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    15. Re:I'm impressed! by dangitman · · Score: 1

      And, of course, trousers is the greatest word that the English language has ever created - which contrasts nicely with pants. Trousers is best when said in the voice of Rick from The Young Ones.

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    16. Re:I'm impressed! by bh_doc · · Score: 1

      And yes, you can mod me informative.

      Will do!

    17. Re:I'm impressed! by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

      Speaking of tagging, and completely off-topic of course, but this is idle... WTF is up with the "story" tags? I mean, no shit, what else do we have to tag here than stories? Some stories are tagged "story" twice! I get the feeling it's some new form of trolling, or maybe there are just a lot more than I thought of the type of person here, who go around puting sticky notes with words on them on everything: "car" for cars, "cat" for cats, "tree" for trees...

      Someone clue me in here. It doesn't matter in any real sense, of course, but I find I'm somehow vaguely annoyed by the whole phenomenon. Maybe that's what the point is?

    18. Re:I'm impressed! by Doug+Neal · · Score: 1

      I don't get what all the whinging about idle is about. Can't you just disable it in your preferences?

    19. Re:I'm impressed! by prollifik · · Score: 1

      I would do it gladly since you ask but I've run out of mod points.

  4. No good by kamikazearun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Will stupid people realise how stupid their posts are when they're read out aloud?

    1. Re:No good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No, the same way tone deaf & annoying twats who go on X Factor/American Idol will think they are great even when everyone else thinks they're crap (including the Simon Cowell types who are making obscene amounts of money of these twats making asses of themselves) except the one idiot who never criticizes anyone because theyre so desperate for friends.

      Most people on the planet are stupid mindless sheep who follow the head sheep no matter where they go. They think they're living happy lives with their facebook pages with 40 friends (38 of whom they never actually talk to) who all tell them they're so great and cool just so they get the same response back. They'll instantly attack someone the instant something negative is said about Apple/PS3/XBox/Google/Anything not because the comments are wrong but because they feel it attacks their chosen irrational faith in whatever pathetic ''thing' they mindlessly worship.

    2. Re:No good by EchaniDrgn · · Score: 1

      Probably not since I doubt the voice parser has phonetic equivalents to "suxzorz" "Roxzorz" or "omgwftbbqpwned!11!!elventyone!!!"

    3. Re:No good by EchaniDrgn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I stand corrected, suxzorz does in fact get parsed and spoken.... That's sad...

    4. Re:No good by Haoie · · Score: 1

      Yes, but they still won't do anything about it.

      It's like ignoring spellcheck but running it anyway.

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    5. Re:No good by kramerd · · Score: 1

      No, this feature is on youtube, not /. Stupid people posting on youtube dont even realize that they are posting. Stupid people on slashdot get modded funny or insighful, seemingly at random.

  5. Of course... by evanbd · · Score: 5, Funny

    The best example would have to be this strip and the resultant web site (NSWF).

    1. Re:Of course... by laejoh · · Score: 1, Funny

      NSWF

      No ShockWaveFlash? Great!

      So it's save to click from my workpla...@##!Ã"!!!@"ÃÃÃÃ

      NO CARRIER

    2. Re:Of course... by Andr+T. · · Score: 4, Funny
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    3. Re:Of course... by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's a pretty bad example if you ask me, given that both sites were created by the same person.

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    4. Re:Of course... by invisiblerhino · · Score: 3, Informative

      Don't forget 'died in a blogging accident' and 'x girls, y cups'.

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    5. Re:Of course... by trippcook · · Score: 2, Funny

      You guys are obviously forgetting to check the most useful site on the internet. http://www.isxkcdshittytoday.com/ The RSS feed is very, very handy.

    6. Re:Of course... by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 4, Funny

      How pointless. It would be more accurate to simply have a text file which reads "no".

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    7. Re:Of course... by abreel · · Score: 1

      Girls! You have a mission here: we (I) need more wetriffs! hmm. it is slashdot... nevermind

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  6. Life imitates XKCD by Andr+T. · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think the greatest improvement of our lifes from xkcd was when Stallman got a katana. Now I can sleep better, knowing he will be protected from the he-who-cannot-be-named, aka Bill.

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    Any life is made up of a single moment, the moment in which a man finds out, once and for all, who he is.

    1. Re:Life imitates XKCD by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

      While the comic that inspired that is an excellent one, the idea of pulling that prank on Eric S. Raymond is seriously foolish.

    2. Re:Life imitates XKCD by Andr+T. · · Score: 1

      I forgot to mention the comic

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    3. Re:Life imitates XKCD by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Katana? That's clearly just a special-order XXL shaving razor.

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    4. Re:Life imitates XKCD by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Why, because he might wet his pants and cry like a little girl? Why else would he push the "tough guy" image, if he wasn't a scared little wuss?

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  7. I hear ya... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm about to go register the username Robert'); DROP TABLE users;--

    1. Re:I hear ya... by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean ' Robert'); SELECT * FROM idle WHERE LIKE 'xkcd' INSERT INTO technology; DROP TABLE idle;-- '

    2. Re:I hear ya... by flosofl · · Score: 1

      I'm about to go register the username Robert'); DROP TABLE users;--

      Ah, yes. We call him Little Bobby Tables...

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  8. Now if they could just get the order right by johanatan · · Score: 2

    It also be nice if they would order the comments oldest to newest from top to bottom for English readers (instead of bottom to top).

    1. Re:Now if they could just get the order right by Andr+T. · · Score: 1

      You're not much of a bloggin' person, are you?

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    2. Re:Now if they could just get the order right by evanbd · · Score: 1

      You can configure that in your display preferences. The prefs link on the left (or top right on the awful idle display mode).

    3. Re:Now if they could just get the order right by WK2 · · Score: 1

      And Youtube comments, as well as blog posts, are often discussions and people replying to each other. Because it breaks up the logical order of discussion. Why is top posting bad?

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    4. Re:Now if they could just get the order right by johanatan · · Score: 1

      Actually, no. But, what does that have to do with reading YouTube comments? Their comments follow no logical order (bottom to top seems to fit most of the time, but not always). Surely, web devs can do better than that!

    5. Re:Now if they could just get the order right by johanatan · · Score: 1

      Why should I have to configure something to get 'normal' behavior? Sane defaults should be assumed.

    6. Re:Now if they could just get the order right by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      Why should everyone else's defaults be configured to what you think is sane?

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    7. Re:Now if they could just get the order right by johanatan · · Score: 1

      Well, for English speakers, I think it makes sense to go top to bottom, left to right. Yes, other languages do the reverse of one, the other, or both, but the website is written in English, no?

  9. I have to ask... by ThisIsAnonymous · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So when is /. getting this?

    1. Re:I have to ask... by Instine · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you want it we'll make it. I'm CTO at TEXTIC we make Talklets

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    2. Re:I have to ask... by FranklinWebber · · Score: 1

      A better question: when is the U.S. Congress getting this? Could you please infect http://www.thomas.gov/ with a virus that reads legislation back to your Congressman before he foolishly votes on it?

  10. Maybe they also inspired Goggle by shallow+monkey · · Score: 1

    Anyone at GMail want to confirm if this particular cartoon also inspired or contributed to the inspiration of GMail Goggles?

  11. if only... by kellyb9 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now, if only, we implemented this on slashdot, then we'd be in business!

    1. Re:if only... by WK2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, then people, would realize, how their comment wheezes, when it is full, of unnecessary commas.

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    2. Re:if only... by wilhelm · · Score: 1

      Bill? Bill Shatner? Is that really you?

    3. Re:if only... by AioKits · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, the program recognizes this and just switches to William Shatner's voice to read aloud instead.

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  12. It won't do much good by MikeRT · · Score: 1

    The problem is, most of the people who need this won't realize how stupid and inarticulate they sound.

    1. Re:It won't do much good by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

      Many people will. Many times I didn't click the submit button after reading what I just wrote.

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  13. Re:Would my geek liscence be revoked... by Andr+T. · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your licence will be banned when the other geeks realize you can't spell licence.

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  14. Wait a minute... by loocas · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those comments on YouTube come from people? I thought it was a virus or something.

    1. Re:Wait a minute... by Matey-O · · Score: 1

      Not _entirely_ true. See, the internet DID achieve sentience, but it wasn't the Singularity you'd hoped for. Instead of uber computers and floaty holograms, it presented itself as an Commentbot for all fora. Kind of a cross between Eliza and a kiwi. (The fruit, not the bird.)

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  15. First Impressions by nizcolas · · Score: 1

    This is an interesting idea, although part of me really cringes at the notion that we're implementing a device that's designed to IMPEDE communication on a site whose stated goal is: "Broadcast Yourself" It will be interesting to follow usage patterns, but what I most fear is that this becomes a norm, and sites like slashdot receive less feedback due to the sheer amount of time required to listen to each commenter's post.

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    If you get an error, type "OVERRIDE" or "SECURITY OVERRIDE" and then try the optimize command again.
    1. Re:First Impressions by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      To call the comments we're talking about "communication" is an insult to everyone reading this. (I mean, at least you guys can read.)

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  16. pot kettle black by nomadic · · Score: 1

    We so need this on Slashdot...

  17. Re:Would my geek liscence be revoked... by Andr+T. · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn, it appears my LICENSE will be banned as well.

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  18. Also by nizcolas · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who doesn't really see this as a problem? I've never been in the situation where I'm watching something on youtube, and am suddenly interrupted by a stream of moronic comments. Frankly, I treat youtube as a novelty. An enormous narcissistic portrait of (primarily) white, middle class people. It's fun to watch, but if you're using it for any serious data, you're crazy.

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  19. Re:Would my geek liscence be revoked... by RobBebop · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I liked it better when it was just the drawings of a guy flowing around the world in a barrel.

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  20. Now to improve the elections... by nemo11 · · Score: 1

    http://xkcd.com/285/

    1. Re:Now to improve the elections... by pushing-robot · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:Now to improve the elections... by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

      (...And I shouldn't ignore PolitiFact...)

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  21. Shades of Soylent Green by quanticle · · Score: 1

    YouTube comments come from people!

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  22. Re:Would my geek liscence be revoked... by thereofone · · Score: 1

    I'm going to need to see the sub clause regarding licentious spelling before I get too worried.

  23. Yeah.. by bytethese · · Score: 1

    I love when "Stephan Hawking" reads my YouTube comments to me...

  24. Did anybody answer? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    Did anybody ever explain to the O.P. how babby is formed?

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  25. He already did by Catil · · Score: 1

    I don't know if it improved anything but at least from my German, politically uninterested, albeit perhaps uninformed but also unbiased point of view his blagentry regarding the elections seemed to switch the whole internet from supporting Ron Paul to supporting Barack Obama overnight. No, really. I went to bed and the frontpages of all major social networks were Paul! Paul! Paul! and when I woke up Obamania broke loose. Fine with me though. I like "that guy." :)

  26. Re:case and point by dj_tla · · Score: 1

    The phrase is "case in point".

  27. ESR by viridari · · Score: 1

    Any threat posed by ESR can be easily nullified by getting him to pontificate on just about any subject. Far more than the sound of racking a slide on a pistol, ESR loves the sound of his own voice. This should buy you the time you need to carry on with your op or E&E.

    1. Re:ESR by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      "ESR loves the sound of his own voice."

      How, he's like a Dragon. Can you subdue him with the flat of your blade?

  28. Hey! by FishAdmin · · Score: 1

    Obligatory xk...oh, wait.

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  29. In moderation by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

    Hey, cool. I've got mod points on Slashdot, too!

    Everybody takes after xkcd!

    - RG>

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  30. Comment on Daft Punk videos by chord.wav · · Score: 1

    Try these:
    Workit, better, faster, stronger.

  31. Great by HunterZ · · Score: 1

    Great, now people are going to post even more incomprehensibly because they'll have mangled their spelling to make the text-to-speech engine pronounce it better.

    <3 xkcd though.

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  32. SSSSSS is the new soi soi soi by jzuccaro · · Score: 1

    try this: my roflcopter goes ssssssssssssssssssssss

  33. Taco's Sig by Prien715 · · Score: 1

    "Pants are still optional, but recommended for you." ~ CmdrTaco's Sig

    I thought it had something to do his sig in a way I couldn't quite understand. Thanks for clearing that up Brit folk! I feel rather daft now.

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  34. Re:case and point by mkiwi · · Score: 1
    This is called lolspeak, and was largely popularized by the lolcats videos. The theory behind it (if there is such a thing) is to say something that sounds phonetically just like what you want to say, but is spelled in a fun manner. Usually there aren't a lot of caps or numbers (that is mostly with l33t and similar) because it makes the text much harder to read. Readability is a hallmark for anyone who does this well.

    Ex.
    I'm teh suxxorz. wen he told me, i wuz liek: zOMG dat's totally kewl. I nevr thot u could dew taht.

    Easy to read and also creative. It shows personality, In other words, It'z totally ballin'!

  35. Opinion of Idle by British · · Score: 1

    idle.slashdot.org reminds me of CNN's "half hour news hour", which was a pale imitation of The Daily Show. idle is like a pale imitation of fark. Now with even narrower text entry boxes!

    1. Re:Opinion of Idle by dancingmad · · Score: 1

      Half Hour News Hour was FOX not CNN.
      And yes, it was awful.

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  36. Re:/. comment nesting by patches · · Score: 1

    You sure?

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  37. Re:/. comment nesting by aiht · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of the lego pyramids I used to build when I was a kid.
    But I think we'll run out of blocks before we reach the peak.

  38. Re:case and point by StoatBringer · · Score: 1
    Easy to read and also creative. It shows personality, In other words, It'z totally ballin'!

    Sorry, but I have to kill you now.

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  39. Re:Here's the thing that bugs me about xkcd by Doug+Neal · · Score: 1

    The thing I dislike about xkcd is the cringeworthy lameness of it, which crosses the line (as this site often does) from 'geeky but interesting' to 'jesus, I hope your nerdiness doesn't rub off on me'.

    I disagree, although I do see where you're coming from as this is pretty much exactly how I feel about User Friendly. XKCD does have it's slightly lame/cringe moments but for the most part it's inspired observational comedy imho.

  40. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  41. Re:Would my geek liscence be revoked... by Bullet-Dodger · · Score: 1

    Yes, it would. If you didn't think the recent height and depth comics were awesome then you don't get to be a geek.

  42. subscribers want to know by WannaBeGeekGirl · · Score: 1

    When will this kind of feature be available on /. ?

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  43. Doesn't work... by Doug52392 · · Score: 1

    I was shocked to see this button on YouTube after reading that XKCD comic, but it doesn't work for me. It playes all my comments really fast so I can't understand it.