US Financial Quagmire Bringing Out the Scammers
coondoggie contributes this snippet from NetworkWorld: "You could probably see this one coming. With all of the confusion and money involved you knew there would be cyber-vultures out there looking to cash in. Well the Federal Trade Commission today issued a warning that indeed such increased phishing activities are taking place. Specifically the FTC said it was urging user caution regarding e-mails that look as if they come from a financial institution that recently acquired a consumer's bank, savings and loan, or mortgage. In many case such emails are only looking to obtain personal information — account numbers, passwords, Social Security numbers — to run up bills or commit other crimes in a consumer's name, the FTC stated."
I've heard Americans are so broke they are now scamming Nigerians
As apposed to the mortgage brokers, sub prime lenders, financial institutions,ceos that got us into this mess and will walk away loaded and scott free.
So does that make the victims of such scammers cybernetically carrion? As in "brain-dead"? Because that makes way more sense in the face of such a silly buzzword.
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That allows investment bankers to pawn off responsibility for their misdeeds on the American public?
So I'm supposed to pay an additional $10k in taxes to finance the bad decisions of those who foreclosed on middle class Americans? And if I have to pay it over time (as Congress proposed), I'll end up paying even more (because Congress will borrow money to finance the bailout).
I would say that I've got that money in my 401k, but I doubt it's worth anything now.
I've got a better idea. Start printing money. Yes, devalue the currency to the point where I can settle my mortgage for a few hours worth of work. If bank CEOs can get bonuses for shafting even the Americans who were smart enough to avoid bad lending practices, we should be able to just print the money to pay off our debts.
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Also, look out for legitimate emails from banks -- they are probably being sent by scammers too.
One of the scammers was so brazen he came right to my doorstep! Said he needed a "contribution" so he could "go to Washington" and "fix this mess."
Yeah, right! I fell for that one four years ago!
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Paulson's plan is nothing. Throwing $700bln into the financial system... pfft. I am willing to negotiate my plan with Bush and his administration. All I have to do is to realize my loss, and all the stocks will rally to the sky. It will also solve bankruptcy of several big corporations in which I have big (err, now small) positions. I have done so many times in the past, I single-handedly stopped dot-com collapse, helped to avoid a complete meltdown after 9/11, last fall I helped Dow to regain $14k. Unfortunately I have decided to invest a lot in May 2008 again and doubled down just recently. Now the market awaits for me to close all my positions.
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Hell, the elections bring 'em out every two years.
What?
Hell, it was started by scamers, they wore three piece suits but they were still scammers.
Undetectable Steganography? Yep, there's an app fo
Dear BENJAMIN BERNANKE,
I am the Chairmen of the Nigerian Treasury. I have recently come into the possession of inheritance from the Esteemed Master Defenestrator . Unfortunately I cannot use take possession of his honorableness's inheritance locally. I therefore must move it into a foreign account. For the sum of 700 (SEVEN HUNDRED) BILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS (USD$) I can deposit this into your banking reserve system. You may keep 15% (fifteen percent) of the total amount for your troubles.
We look forward to your correspondence. Please make your time.
Sincerly,
Chuck Norris
That's right everyone! Keep pointing the finger and making accusations that you can't back up. The Republicans and Democrats love you keep you small minded fucks bickering and buying into their bullshit. If we could have Photobucket images on here most of these posts would look like campaign posters for dumb and dumber.
There goes my strategy for recovering my stock market losses!
Dear Mr. Norris,
Why don't we make it an even $1,000,000,000,000 (ONE TRILLION) dollars? We can use the extra $300,000,000,000 (THREE HUNDRED BILLION) dollars to buy up mortgages so that taxpayers lose money when the loans default, instead of the banks. My economists are convinced that it's a great way to prove that I'm actually a Socialist who understands the economy so that those loony liberals elect me instead of that one.
I look forward to your reply, my friends.
Sincerely,
John Sidney McCain
Government don't want to tighten their belts because that's an instant turn off to the voters. Nope, rather rack up more debt and hope that you die or leave office before the shit hits the fan.
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As long as we put up with fiat currency, this kind of thing is bound to happen over and over.
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Perhaps the concern is unfounded as this PC World article notes. The article states that more than half of us are deleting messages from banks and financial institutions without even thinking twice. Experts say recipients who receive these e-mails believe that all the messages are part of phishing e-mail scams.
So more than half of the 16 bazillion people are ignoring them?
My guess is that five bazillon are responding.
Think about that.
Fake numbers but you get my point.
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China invading to stop the dollar losing value.
The Canadian pot is obviously top drawer quality.
IANAL but write like a drunk one.
The problem is lack of regulation of complex financial instruments and how political campaigns are financed in the US.
The corrupt lobbying of US politicians ensures that regulation is as light as possible.
IANAL but write like a drunk one.
money created from debt is the problem, our particular type of fiat currency has that problem too. a pyramid scheme to create increased debt is required for the system to function
1. Delete e-mail.
2. Log in to bank via their web site.
What scares me is that while this guards against the garden variety phishing attack, it can't protect me from an ISP DNS compromise. Running *NIX on your home PC or using a Mac can't protect you from that either, so don't get smug. It's a good idea to find an "obscure" yet stable feature on your bank's site. Phishing sites may not take the time to duplicate it. If you know the bank is based in New York, and you traceroute it to Bulgaria, that's a bad sign too. I have to admit I'm not that paranoid though.
At the very least, 1 and 2 should be SOP for everybody. Financial institutions shouldn't put any kind of hypertext in a mail, and really ought not to even be using HTML mail which was evil right from its inception. I can dream, can't I?
For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
"I run a merchant bank that went bankrupt and have recently come into possession of $900 billion in US treasury funds......"
It seems like the biggest scam does start with line "I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
Except with different motivations. This is still about greed.
If each mistake being made is a new one, then progress is being made.
Is there anything that won't bring out the spammers?
That's what socking money for retirement is aimed at - self-sufficiency.
It only works if enough people are producing what you need, so that you can buy it with your stashed money.
If not, then the stuff you need will rise in price, making your stash worth less (= inflation). Presumably this will cause retirees to get back to work, until the system equalizes.
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Has gotten the snot beaten out of it recently by phishers.
First, as a small site owner, I was spoiled by not having to do any complicated email setup. That came to bite me back in the ass, as I had never set up an SPF record or domainkeys support. So, as you might guess, I got a joe-job pulled on me. All of the sudden I'm inundated with bounceback and angry emails from people who think I'm trying to rip them off. Publishing an SPF record quickly solved that problem.
However, now I'm getting about 20 phish emails a day, half are for Wachovia telling people they will lose their money in the merger if they don't install updated sercurity certificates on their computer. I heuristic scanned the EXE from the site and it looks like it's a worm that mass mails itself after setting itself up in the winsock and blocking several antivirus sites (it attempts to also block update.microsoft.com via the HOSTS file- which, to my understanding, Windows won't obey anyways...)
I keep putting the URLs on PhishTank, but it's scary as an actual Wachovia customer (I never gave Wachovia my email address or mentioned anywhere where my email alias is used that I bank there). Still, it's good; it keeps me paranoid. I recognize the fakes going around quickly and, when in doubt, I visit the site directly via HTTPS and login, so I guess every cloud has a silver lining.
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I've seen some dumb shit but this ranks way up there. China would invade the US? How? China lacks a large naval for and you might note that there's a very large ocean separating the US from China. Ok so maybe we assume they simply commandeer commercial ships. Great, except those will all be adorning the bottom of the ocean before they get anywhere near the US. For whatever else you want to say about the US they have a very large and capable military and that includes navy. They'd notice (via spy satellites) thousands of tanks and troops and such being loaded in to ships. Those ships would then have to contend with the world's best attack submarines, with not one, but many aircraft carriers, with a whole bunch of airforce out of Japan and so on. This is before they get anywhere near the US coast and then have to contend with defenses there.
China has no ability at all to invade the US. Their military strength is in manpower and tanks. Impressive, and a good defense, but it doesn't float. They could invade Russia or North Korea or the like if they wanted, but not the US. You can't prep a large military force to move and achieve strategic surprise against a nation like the US that has world wide satellite monitoring. So they'll know you are coming. That means you have to have a way to counter the US Navy, and they don't.
Then of course there's the whole North Atlantic Treaty Organization, NATO thing. An attack on US soil would be operable under that, meaning that most of Europe would be committed to the US's defense.
No, China has no way at all to invade the US. They could nuke the US, if they wished, they do have ICBMs, but of course that would guarantee their country was wiped out since the US doctrine is to just annihilate a nation that does that and the US has way more (and more accurate) nukes.
So seriously, let's try to keep it a little more intelligent on Slashdot.
I think how much money gets phished out of your state is a good indicator of the real average intelligence of your state. I'm from Australia and the state of Queensland is populated by the finest morons in the whole country with $500,000 a month being phished out of the state each month... If any Queenslanders are reading,... woops, what am I saying??? Queenslanders can barely read...
His point is that it doesn't matter how much money you sock away, you can only buy the man-hours of people that exist. Since we're not growing enough new people, the value of your money is going to drop.
The critical number, that was always critical, whether you're talking about Social Security or your trusty mattress, is the ratio of workers to retireds.
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"Days after it got a federal bailout, American International Group Inc. spent $440,000 on a posh California retreat for its executives, complete with spa treatments, banquets and golf outings"
I hope I didn't brain my damage.
A small update of the nice financial situation : General Motors was trading below $5, with market cap of less than 3bn. Its balance sheet shows -55bn negative equity, meaning essentially it should be bankrupt already.
...
Back in 1998, this stock was above $90, they had a working EV and a series hybrid version of it.
Ford is trading below $2
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Except we modded him Funny such that Karma=(+0). So he's got all the cheap pseudo-fame but no currency to spend on his next attempt to be insightful that might incur a risk.
How very Wall Street of us.
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Every one of those dollars borrowed from the Federal Reserve results in $7 more being loaned to banks as that is how money is created.
You are printing more money, this is what the bailout is, $4 trillion in new money loaned to banks, plus $700 billion in buyout of bad assets so the banks can pay for the trillions they owe the Fed.
Of course, you're screwed, it will blow up (again) in your face, just like 2004's bailout and 2001s bailout.
Each bailout with borrowed money simply makes the next one bigger and scarier.
WALL ALLEY, East Cheam, Tuesday - The global financial crisis may require a multi-billion pound injection of public money over coming days. Smaller institutions are now seeking help, such as the First National Bank of East Cheam.
Founded by Boris Busybody, 77 (IQ), of East Cheam earlier this month, the bank has put in urgent asset warnings with the Treasury. "Holdings are way down. Our assets are incredibly leveraged. Capital ratio's buggered. Our, er, co-la-ta-rul-ised debt obligations have us tied in knots. In knots! It's a tragedy, it is."
Mr Busybody has urged the Treasury to mount a rescue package immediately for the bank. âoeIf we go under, whoosh! It'd collapse the East Cheam banking sector. All them widows and orphans! You wouldn't believe it, honestly you wouldn't. Interbank lending's collapsed. I can't get any of 'em to cough up an overnight liquidity loan. Spare us five million quid, mate? Just till tomorrow. I'll be good for it. With Treasury backing."
Chancellor Alistair Darling responded to Mr Busybody's pleas with an offer to send Peter Mandelson around to discuss the matter. "Oh, er, that's all right then, we'll be fine, fine. Sorrytotroubleyou I'lljustgonow."
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Except we modded him Funny such that Karma=(+0).
I k eep hearing this - is there an actual source? 'cause I"ve not seen anything to say that "funny" doesn't count for karma (except for periodic random posters stating it)...
Funny - several formerly poor countries with exchange controls (South Africa, India, Indonesia), are now very relieved and richer than their formerly rich open market neighbours.
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Go take a look at a few relative newbs who have a negative karma. Then go look at posting history. Every once in a while, you will see one with ten or so posts, most marked up funny, with an occasional "off topic". If funny lent karma, it would outweigh the odd person who didn't get the humor. I've seen enough of these cases to verify that funny does not give karma.
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Everything brings out the spammers. OK. Can we get real news now?
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...Note that being moderated Funny doesn't help your karma. You have to be smart, not just a smart-ass.
http://slashdot.org/faq/com-mod.shtml#cm700
Why does it matter? He posted as an AC, and wouldn't get any karma points from a +5 insightful or whatever anyway.
Do not downmod posts "overrated" simply because you disagree with them.
Every time I log in to my bank account the bank sends me a one-time authentification code by sms, that is valid for only a short amount of time.
This effectively prevents phishing attacks. The attackers can acquire my login id and password, but they would not be able to get the authentification code.
Most european banks employ such an authentification scheme. America is behind in so many ways....
He posted AC, so I don't think he'll get a karma bonus anyway...
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Talk of scammers really turns me on, GIGGEDY!!
Ahh, nice! Thanks! What a foolish place to expect answers, on a FAQ page...
So you can get 8 "+1 funny" and 3 "-1 overrated" and loose karma?
..... or is just really fucking stupid to lend money to people you KNOW won't pay it back? For crying in a bucket, don't people THINK anymore?
Stupidity + greed = fuckup, plain and simple.
Gigity.
It should have been "Insightful"
OTOH... almost anything is funny in the context that you will be dead soon, in the cosmic scheme of things.