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RIAA Wants Its $222,000 Verdict Back

NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "The RIAA, unhappy with the Court's decision setting aside its $222,000 jury verdict over $23.76 worth of song files, and throwing out the legal theory on which it was based, has made a motion for permission to file an appeal from the Judge's order, in Capitol v. Thomas. Normally, only final judgments are appealable, and appeals are not permissible in federal court from 'interlocutory' orders of that nature."

203 comments

  1. About to get reamed by deadcrickets · · Score: 1, Funny

    I hope the RIAA is McLovin' it.

  2. It's not about the money by Bonker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's NEVER been about the money. It's not about compensating the artists. (Ha!)

    This is 100% about trying to keep control of an entire industry in the hands of a very rich, very corrupt few.

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    1. Re:It's not about the money by jskora · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This has been proven over and over so many times, eventually someone in the courts should notice. SCO finally fell, unfortunately the RIAA has bigger war chests.

    2. Re:It's not about the money by philspear · · Score: 5, Funny

      Man, why is everyone always trying to be keeping a group of old, rich, litigious men down? They're just trying to make a few more hundred million dollars by screwing over the entire country, give them a break! I bet when YOU manage to get a monopoly stealing artist's rights, YOU'RE going to want to prosecute every teen who doesn't pay you a 200% markup!

    3. Re:It's not about the money by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Informative

      Whichever tool marked the above post "flamebait" needs to have their sarcasm detector checked. Someone mod this clearly funny post "underrated" and give him his points back. Besides, it's always amusing when a post reaches "+5, Flamebait"

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    4. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Oh, come on mods, the parent isn't flamebait he was trying to make a point.

    5. Re:It's not about the money by electrictroy · · Score: 1

      >>>only final judgments are appealable, and appeals are not permissible in federal court from 'interlocutory' orders of that nature

      I'm sure RIAA's lawyers are well aware of this.
      They should be disbarred the same way Jack Thompson was disbarred.

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    6. Re:It's not about the money by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Informative

      FWIW, Jack Thompson actually went as far as violating restraining orders. I'm not sure this is up there yet.

      But, IANAL.

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    7. Re:It's not about the money by SL+Baur · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm not sure this is up there yet.

      They are definitely working on it. Read the deposition NYCL gave their "Expert" witness. http://recordingindustryvspeople.blogspot.com/2007/03/deposition-of-riaas-expert-available.html

      It's long, but it's awesome. I'm a programmer, not a lawyer, but after reading that deposition and all the stuff about "MediaDefender" I wonder why the RIAA has gotten as far as it has. If I were a judge my reaction to an RIAA lawsuit landing in my court would be more along the lines of uncontrolled laughter than anything else. I suppose that's why I'm a programmer, not a lawyer.

      Their methods are unsound and sooner or later those RIAA lawyers are going to get Jack Thompsoned.

    8. Re:It's not about the money by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Funny

      FWIW, Jack Thompson actually went as far as violating restraining orders. I'm not sure this is up there yet.

      Give them time.

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    9. Re:It's not about the money by daveime · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Offtopic I know, but what kind of a dick embeds a pdf in a fixed width frame on a web page ?

      Even at 1280 resolution, it's illegible at the 65% magnification used to fit the iframe, and when you adjust the magnification to 100%, then of course you have to scroll vertically because it's in the iframe.

      Can't one of these genetic researchers detect the "sucks at HTML gene", so we can remove these idiots from the gen pool once and for all ?

    10. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually with my monopoly i will INSIST on a 1000% markup. Nothing less will do! And i will demand their first born children as well.

      Gonna be evil. Lets go all the way!

    11. Re:It's not about the money by Samah · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ...those RIAA lawyers are going to get Jack Thompsoned.

      Best.
      Verb.
      Ever.

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    12. Re:It's not about the money by jimicus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This has been proven over and over so many times, eventually someone in the courts should notice. SCO finally fell, unfortunately the RIAA has bigger war chests.

      The entire legal system is set up on the assumption that everyone (with the possible exception of the defendant) is by and large fairly straight up.

    13. Re:It's not about the money by taucross · · Score: 0

      We're all implicit in this problem. These guys are just following the pleasure - like everyone does. The music gives me pleasure so I take it. The money gives them pleasure so they take it.

      If they were to one day say they didn't want the money, it would be because its gives them more pleasure that way. And if I were to say that I didn't want the music, it's because it would give me more pleasure that way.

      We can't avoid this. We're programmed that way. We are the negative terminal on the Universe's positive one, all we know how to do is take. Which is fine. But we're not taking from the right place. We're taking from each other, always at each other's expense. And this can never last, it just becomes fascism.

      Please people, look into your hard drives, and open your collective mercy files. Check out Bnei Baruch, you may or not regret it. But it's at least a start at trying to understand what the fuck is going on.

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    14. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Congress?

    15. Re:It's not about the money by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 4, Insightful

      SCO had a huge warchest too. What killed them is that their targets were also rich, organized and motivated. RIAA targets almost always lack at least two of these qualities.

    16. Re:It's not about the money by jskora · · Score: 1

      ... or all three in the case of most college students.

    17. Re:It's not about the money by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      The entire legal system is set up on the assumption that everyone (with the possible exception of the defendant) is by and large fairly straight up.

      Given that this has never been true, one of the foundations on which the legal system rests fairly well validates the legal system is completely broken. In the US you buy justice. Until that changes, the US legal system is completely broken.

    18. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>>only final judgments are appealable, and appeals are not permissible in federal court from 'interlocutory' orders of that nature Rules? The RIAA don't need no steenking rules!

    19. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably off topic but...
      Interesting "Expert" they have there.
      On page 98 of deposition and in his notes(Exhibit 17) he mistakes DNS servers for DHCP.

    20. Re:It's not about the money by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They are definitely working on it. Read the deposition NYCL gave their "Expert" witness. http://recordingindustryvspeople.blogspot.com/2007/03/deposition-of-riaas-expert-available.html It's long, but it's awesome. I'm a programmer, not a lawyer, but after reading that deposition and all the stuff about "MediaDefender" I wonder why the RIAA has gotten as far as it has. If I were a judge my reaction to an RIAA lawsuit landing in my court would be more along the lines of uncontrolled laughter than anything else. I suppose that's why I'm a programmer, not a lawyer. Their methods are unsound and sooner or later those RIAA lawyers are going to get Jack Thompsoned.

      Glad to see you reading that deposition. It's incredible to me, too, that they've gotten as far as they have. If I were a judge they'd be bounced from my courtroom so fast it would make your head spin.

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    21. Re:It's not about the money by Arterion · · Score: 1

      This is 100% about trying to keep control . . .in the hands of a very rich, very corrupt few.

      I thought that was the purpose of government, corporations, religions, and the economy.

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    22. Re:It's not about the money by jabelli · · Score: 1

      WTF kind of bullshit is "If you can see the MAC address of the transmitting device you could see whether that device was wired or wireless" and "If I actually captured the wireless packet, its MAC address is larger than the MAC address of a -- on the wired side, along with the frame format is different?" I'm pretty sure MAC addresses are all 48 bits.

      And am i reading this right? The entirety of the evidence is a screenshot from MediaSentry, because there was nothing actually found on the HD?

    23. Re:It's not about the money by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      And am i reading this right? The entirety of the evidence is a screenshot from MediaSentry, because there was nothing actually found on the HD?

      Something like that, it goes downhill from there, but you have the basic idea.

      I do not care for people[1] who download music illegally, but I am a big fan for lawyers with integrity who defend justice and Ray Beckerman, I am looking at you.

      The sooner the RIAA lawyers get Jack Thompsoned, the better off we will all be. They deserve it.

      [1] The straw man argument folks always use in threads like this.

    24. Re:It's not about the money by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      WTF kind of bullshit is "If you can see the MAC address of the transmitting device you could see whether that device was wired or wireless" and "If I actually captured the wireless packet, its MAC address is larger than the MAC address of a -- on the wired side, along with the frame format is different?" I'm pretty sure MAC addresses are all 48 bits. And am i reading this right? The entirety of the evidence is a screenshot from MediaSentry, because there was nothing actually found on the HD?

      Yes you're reading it right.

      I'm sorry to say.

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  3. Spitballing by enigmastrat · · Score: 1

    Why won't anybody give the RIAA what they deserve? I mean come on! They must have put at least an hour and a half and three Starbucks runs into spitballing different ways of racking up $222,000 in damages.

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    1. Re:Spitballing by The+Moof · · Score: 1

      Here's your answer.

      The rest should be self explanatory.

  4. Why is this news... by Darundal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...they only filed a motion, and one that probably won't get far. When it gets far, then this should be front page material.

    1. Re:Why is this news... by Shikaku · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's still news because they have the gall to even apply for it. The judges are clearly not on their side, even if the government is.

    2. Re:Why is this news... by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They're lawyers. They'd have the gall to shoot your mother, have sexual intercourse with her corpse, chop off her ears and send them to you along with an invoice for services rendered.

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    3. Re:Why is this news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not so much. You should see the sorts of motions that are filed on a daily basis. If their attorneys did not file for such appeal, its not only bad strategy but missing such opportunities is the foundation of malpractice. That being said, the appellate courts have a rule (FRAP 37) that grants the courts power to sanction attorneys for frivolous appeals. Up to the point of FRAP 37 sanctions, it is normal to file as many motions as one has time to in major cases.

      Further - exhaustive motion practice is a legitimate strategy where Repeat Players (RIAA is regularly involved in litigation, and needs to be careful to "control" precedent) are up against One-Shot players (individuals who will only be involved in this sort of litigation once). The Repeat Player has extra incentive to invest in the litigation, and may overwhelm the incentive the One-Shot player has. It is for this reason that sanctions exist - courts may order attorney's fees awarded to a winning party where the losing party's conduct was vexatious or in bad faith.

      by the way - why on /. can i not post in firefox? seriously

    4. Re:Why is this news... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They're lawyers. They'd have the gall to shoot your mother, have sexual intercourse with her corpse, chop off her ears and send them to you along with an invoice for services rendered.

      Well, let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater. Not all lawyers want to have sex with your mother, alive or otherwise. But yeah ... the RIAA's brand of law is pretty much in the gutter.

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    5. Re:Why is this news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why on /. can i not post in firefox?

      Can't help but think you're doing it wrong.. (Posted from Firefox)

    6. Re:Why is this news... by Shikaku · · Score: 5, Funny

      HEY!

      My dad's a lawyer and my mom's dead..... Oh.

    7. Re:Why is this news... by Pervaricator+General · · Score: 5, Funny

      That explains why "Umbrella Corporation" is on your birth certificate...

    8. Re:Why is this news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually so was that comment, i just got impatient waiting for it to load... editing it while waiting was apparently a bad idea, with this crowd, sorta undercuts anything legitimate in the substance of the post hunh?

      cheers

    9. Re:Why is this news... by funkatron · · Score: 1

      They're lawyers. They'd have the gall to shoot your mother, have sexual intercourse with her corpse, chop off her ears and send them to you along with an invoice for services rendered.

      How much?

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    10. Re:Why is this news... by david.emery · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ... Not all lawyers want to have sex with your mother, alive or otherwise.

      I'm not convinced. I believe the current approach in legal training and education is that -anything- in support of the client's position is permissable. And frankly that approach is equally applicable in politics these days (not a surprise when the majority of politicians are lawyers.)

      On both sides of the case I've been involved with, I've seen the lawyers say outrageous things, because there's NO CONSEQUENCES for doing so.

      dave

      p.s. tell your mother I'm sorry :-)

    11. Re:Why is this news... by maglor_83 · · Score: 2, Informative

      $222K for the murder, $222K for the necrophilia, $222K for the dismemberment, $222K for the invoice, and $222K for postage and handling.

      So $1,110,000.00

    12. Re:Why is this news... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      Hey, it's not news either when Steve-o gets angry, and yet we love the chair-related posts :)

    13. Re:Why is this news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Extra! Extra! RIAA bashing article makes the front page of Slashdot. Dozens are surprised.

      You don't come here often, do you?

    14. Re:Why is this news... by Hatta · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because NYCL submitted it.

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    15. Re:Why is this news... by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Some are all about the fathers instead.

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    16. Re:Why is this news... by TechForensics · · Score: 1

      ...they only filed a motion, and one that probably won't get far. When it gets far, then this should be front page material.

      Unfortunately the RIAA do set forth a cognizable rationale for a new trial. It may be that a judge who has set aside a jury verdict won't want to take the rap for a wasteful second trial stemming from that decision, and will let the Appeals Court rule. Now, I'm not predicting the Appeals Court is going to reverse his setting the verdict aside, but we may very well see them taking up the issue.

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    17. Re:Why is this news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      So how much was the bill?

    18. Re:Why is this news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      by the way - why on /. can i not post in firefox? seriously

      I've posted in Firefox many times (including right now), and I've never had any problems. What version are you using?

    19. Re:Why is this news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah I've seen her in broad daylight, you're the one that's sorry.

    20. Re:Why is this news... by danomac · · Score: 3, Informative

      by the way - why on /. can i not post in firefox? seriously

      Some plugins (like noscript) will prevent you from running scripts unless explicitly allowed. Allow slashdot.org and post away!

    21. Re:Why is this news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      With all due respect, what is your experience with "the current approach?" How many lawyers do you personally know?

      I ask because I'm a lawyer and while I do represent my client as zealously as I can, I am bound by ethical and personal standards that I cannot, and will not breach. And I feel 99% of the people I work with are the same.

      What actual experience do you have with "legal training and education" that prompted your theory?

    22. Re:Why is this news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow thats over 100 MP3s

    23. Re:Why is this news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $222K for the murder, $222K for the necrophilia, $222K for the dismemberment, $222K for the invoice, and $222K for postage and handling.

      So $1,110,000.00

      Having a partner that doesn't talk during sex: priceless

    24. Re:Why is this news... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      ...they only filed a motion, and one that probably won't get far. When it gets far, then this should be front page material.

      ...they only filed a motion, and one that probably won't get far. When it gets far, then this should be front page material.

      No. Every single filthy step in their tactics has to be exposed for what it is.

      Outfits like the RIAA have gotten away with their legal bullying for this long because there is so little public understanding of what it is they are actually doing. Using the expense and asymmetry of the legal system in the hope that their victims can't afford to protect themselves is only one example of how they are trying to enforce their greed through terror.

      Unlike Darundal, I hope news outlets (and Slashdot) continue to shine a light on how these RIAA cockroaches operate.

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    25. Re:Why is this news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoops, btw, thats FRAP 38, not 37, apologies, but c'mon.... IANAL and this is NOT legal advice

    26. Re:Why is this news... by snoggeramus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, lawyers are barred from having sex with their clients. It's regarded as double-billing.

    27. Re:Why is this news... by bestalexguy · · Score: 1

      -anything- in support of the client's position is permissable

      And that's perfectly right, provided that "anything" is within the law.
      If we as people focus on lawyers' morality instead of getting better laws made, that's our mistake.

      BTW, how was it called ... democracy?

      IANAL

    28. Re:Why is this news... by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      No, I think it's a step further. It's not only permissible, but -required-. If they don't do everything they can for their client, they've failed them. The client will definitely think that, even if nobody else does, and the client pays the bills.

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    29. Re:Why is this news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Don't use that word [fantastic] to a lawyer; straining at gnats and swallowing camels is a required course in law schools."

    30. Re:Why is this news... by Dorkmaster+Flek · · Score: 1

      And that would be why you don't work for the RIAA.

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    31. Re:Why is this news... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      They're lawyers. By definition, they only have as much gall as their clients have and are willing to pay for.

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    32. Re:Why is this news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a special that gets you all that for only the price of three!

      Act now!

    33. Re:Why is this news... by japhering · · Score: 1

      Not so much. You should see the sorts of motions that are filed on a daily basis. If their attorneys did not file for such appeal, its not only bad strategy but missing such opportunities is the foundation of malpractice.

      Has anyone, anywhere ever seen an attorney prosecuted for malpractice ? I know a few people who have tried, but none of them were successful in finding an attorney that would even hear their side of the store to determine if they would take the case.

      Seems if you mention malpractice, most attorneys will stop talking to you at that point.

    34. Re:Why is this news... by jorx · · Score: 1

      yet we love the chair-related posts :)

      No... We don't.

    35. Re:Why is this news... by Zordak · · Score: 1

      I believe the current approach in legal training and education is that -anything- in support of the client's position is permissable.

      Really? What law school did you attend where they taught you that? Oh, I see. You didn't attend law school. In fact, you don't know anything about the law. You're just trying to sound "insightful" to all the mods who are just as clueless as you are.

      In the law school I attended, we were taught that you are obligated to advocate zealously for your clients, meaning that if there is a position favorable to your client, you take it as long as you can do so within the bounds of law and ethics. You don't get to pick and choose which arguments personally give you a warm fuzzy or agree with the law review article you're working on. If there is a position you disagree with so strongly that you cannot or will not effectively advocate it, you should withdraw so somebody else can do it. The worst thing you can do is lamely throw it out there and not defend it so it gets killed. That would be a very serious ethical violation. You are not in court representing a principle. You are representing a client. Know what you call a lawyer who puts his personal crusades ahead of representing clients? Jack Thompson.

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    36. Re:Why is this news... by david.emery · · Score: 2, Interesting

      OK, I know it's poor form to respond to yourself, but this is the best way to answer the questions/challenges from the subordinate comments.

      IANAL.

      But what I've seen is each side in the litigation I've observed, selectively pick facts that fit their position. The key word here is -selectively-. Just like political attack ads tell -part of the story-, the positions held by the bunches of lawyers pick-and-choose facts towards their position. Even the lawyer on 'my side' (not my lawyer, I'm not a direct party in the action but a proposed intervenor...) has told -part of the story-. The underlying expectation is that the other side or judge/jury will assemble the full story.

      But if an attorney says "X" (but fails to say "and also Y", where Y is similarly relevant to the overall facts of the mater), does this constitute a breach of ethics? My empirical observation from both a small exposure to the law and larger exposure to politics is that there is presumably some point where, for example, the prosecution must disclose evidence that might help the defense. But must the prosecutor fully qualify his presentation by citing all parts of the facts? That's not my observation from the litigation that I've observed (and I've very carefully read the 1k pages of pleadings, evidence, statements, etc, and can specifically see where stuff was quoted out of context, etc, etc.)

      And with respect to ethics, all I can think of is Al Gore's "No controlling legal authority..." quote, which I am sure is an accurate statement of legal ethics.

      dave

    37. Re:Why is this news... by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      In the law school I attended, we were taught that you are obligated to advocate zealously for your clients, meaning that if there is a position favorable to your client, you take it as long as you can do so within the bounds of law and ethics. You don't get to pick and choose which arguments personally give you a warm fuzzy or agree with the law review article you're working on.

      I beg to differ. In the area of civil litigation we are not slaves. We are always free to tell the client to stuff it. Any true lawyer would have told the RIAA to stuff it long ago.

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    38. Re:Why is this news... by Zordak · · Score: 1

      I guess I should have made clear that I was absolutely not defending the actions in this case. I did, after all, say "within the bounds of law and ethics." From what I've read of these cases, that ship sailed with the very first complaint. I was responding to a poster who wanted to smear the entire legal profession as a bunch of hired thugs without principles. That I had to disagree with. Most of the lawyers I know are good, hard-working, honest people.

      I'm not going to lecture NYCL on legal ethics. But let me at least illustrate what I'm saying with a less emotionally-charged example, because I suspect you will agree with me. I am not, in general, a fan of software patents. But I have plenty of clients who bring me inventions that involve software. Under the current state of the law, they are entitled to software claims in their patent applications, so I write software claims with just enough physical structure that I am not claiming a "signal." As I said above, if I had serious problems with this, I could decline representation or refer the client to another attorney who is okay writing software claims. But it would be unethical for me to hide from the client the fact that, under the current state of the law, he is entitled to software claims, and thereby prejudice his right to get them. And it would be impractical---especially if I want to continue to prosecute patents in the field of electrical engineering---to say that I will never take a case with a software claim.

      Similarly, if I file a trademark complaint, I will broadly allege many things on information and belief that I don't know for sure are true (for example, when was the last time you saw a trademark that was not alleged to be "famous" for purposes of dilution). This is not to mislead anybody. It's to preserve my right to press those arguments if they turn out to be important. The defendant's only burden in response is to say "Prove it." In discovery, the truly important issues will come into focus, and we'll concentrate on those and trim the cruft. If it turns out I have enough evidence to support an argument that the mark in question is famous, I will argue dilution, even though I don't like the dilution statute. It's exactly what I expect from opposing counsel, and it's what I would expect my attorney to do for me.

      So no, we are not slaves to our clients. But nor are we philosophers (unless we're Con Law professors, which I am not). I think that I can be both pragmatic and principled. I don't believe those are mutually exclusive. I doubt that you believe that they are, but if you do, then I will respectfully disagree.

      P.S. I think your work in these cases is outstanding. You're a credit to the profession.

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    39. Re:Why is this news... by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      I guess I should have made clear that I was absolutely not defending the actions in this case. I did, after all, say "within the bounds of law and ethics." From what I've read of these cases, that ship sailed with the very first complaint. I was responding to a poster who wanted to smear the entire legal profession as a bunch of hired thugs without principles. That I had to disagree with. Most of the lawyers I know are good, hard-working, honest people. I'm not going to lecture NYCL on legal ethics. But let me at least illustrate what I'm saying with a less emotionally-charged example, because I suspect you will agree with me. I am not, in general, a fan of software patents. But I have plenty of clients who bring me inventions that involve software. Under the current state of the law, they are entitled to software claims in their patent applications, so I write software claims with just enough physical structure that I am not claiming a "signal." As I said above, if I had serious problems with this, I could decline representation or refer the client to another attorney who is okay writing software claims. But it would be unethical for me to hide from the client the fact that, under the current state of the law, he is entitled to software claims, and thereby prejudice his right to get them. And it would be impractical---especially if I want to continue to prosecute patents in the field of electrical engineering---to say that I will never take a case with a software claim. Similarly, if I file a trademark complaint, I will broadly allege many things on information and belief that I don't know for sure are true (for example, when was the last time you saw a trademark that was not alleged to be "famous" for purposes of dilution). This is not to mislead anybody. It's to preserve my right to press those arguments if they turn out to be important. The defendant's only burden in response is to say "Prove it." In discovery, the truly important issues will come into focus, and we'll concentrate on those and trim the cruft. If it turns out I have enough evidence to support an argument that the mark in question is famous, I will argue dilution, even though I don't like the dilution statute. It's exactly what I expect from opposing counsel, and it's what I would expect my attorney to do for me. So no, we are not slaves to our clients. But nor are we philosophers (unless we're Con Law professors, which I am not). I think that I can be both pragmatic and principled. I don't believe those are mutually exclusive. I doubt that you believe that they are, but if you do, then I will respectfully disagree. P.S. I think your work in these cases is outstanding. You're a credit to the profession.

      Thanks Zordak. I understand. Of course a lawyer shouldn't have a secret agenda to subvert his client's best interests. I just wanted to make it clear that we do have the right to stand up to our clients, to disagree with them, and to refuse to do things with which we do not feel comfortable. I do that. And if the client doesn't like it, they're free to go elsewhere. I'm sure you have done the same, or at least would if what the client was asking you to do was outside your personal comfort zone.

      If I had never heard of this RIAA litigation campaign, and the RIAA came into my office and asked me to take on one of these cases against working people, teenagers, mothers, grandmothers, etc.... I would tell them "Sorry, I'm not comfortable taking on that kind of work." And if I took on the case, not realizing how crazy it all is, and then came to the realization midway through the representation, I would say "Sorry, I'm not comfortable with this representation. Either we have to change our position, or you need to get new counsel."

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    40. Re:Why is this news... by Fozzyuw · · Score: 1

      I've seen the lawyers say outrageous things, because there's NO CONSEQUENCES for doing so.

      Except Jack Thompson, of course. Which maybe a equally good point in that, it surely took a lot of outrage to finally get some consequences for his actions.

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    41. Re:Why is this news... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I think the GP is more accurately describing the effluent of a typical major MBA program. In any field (engineering, medicine, law, you name it) you're going to find people that are unethical and don't care who they hurt. Human nature and that. However, the corporate world demanded (and got) from the big universities a type of business ethic that is fundamentally evil. Yes, there are lawyers (good and bad) who work for such people, but ultimately it's the decision-makers who are to blame.

      Is the RIAA's legal staff filled, as one poster put it some time ago, with "evil black nasty goo"? Yeah, probably. But it's the people in charge of the media companies, those who back the likes of the RIAA around the world, who are responsible the thirty-thousand-odd lawsuits in the U.S. The lawyers do the heavy-lifting and take most of the heat, but they weren't the ones who decided to go after their customer base.

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  5. Let the punishment fit the crime. by Zaphod+The+42nd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What lawyer, where, thinks its a good idea to sue some lady for $222,000 for $23 worth of illegal filesharing? Its bad enough the RIAA tried it in the first place, but the court shot them down, and they're still at it? You'd think anybody with half a conscience would move on at this point.

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    1. Re:Let the punishment fit the crime. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ... You'd think anybody with half a conscience would move on at this point.

      What's your point?

    2. Re:Let the punishment fit the crime. by gblfxt · · Score: 1

      Thompson seemed to enjoy throwing around frivolous lawsuits as well. Too bad this isn't in Florida, maybe the RIAA lawyers could have been disbarred too!

    3. Re:Let the punishment fit the crime. by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 1

      The lawyer being paid by their client to perform the service requested. For the right pay a lawyer will beat your ailing grandfather with a nine-iron until he vomits up his own spleen.

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    4. Re:Let the punishment fit the crime. by Godji · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not about the money. It's about the precedent and the fear.

    5. Re:Let the punishment fit the crime. by Zaphod+The+42nd · · Score: 1

      You took the words right out of my mouth.

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    6. Re:Let the punishment fit the crime. by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Those are well within the statutory damages. And it's only going to get worse with the just passed PRO-IP act. I predict we'll be seeing plenty of horribly unjust judgments become a matter of course as the war on copyright infringers picks up speed.

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    7. Re:Let the punishment fit the crime. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Funny

      You'd think anybody with half a conscience would move on at this point.

      See, you just answered your own question.

      This particular batch of attorneys only came preloaded with a fifth of one standard conscience at the factory (50% is the normal setting.) Basically, if you're buying them in quantity, they come a lot cheaper that way: consciences are expensive items, after all. In practice, it's been found that if you install more conscience than that, they start exhibiting undesirable characteristics such as "honesty" and "business ethic". Not a good thing, if you're a soulless, money-grubbing oligopoly. If you don't buy any conscience at all ... well, really really bad things happen.

      Most people don't know this, but some time ago a group of attorneys was ordered for special-purpose use in Congressional and major banking applications. Unfortunately, while the order specified a 75% conscience load, they were accidentally shipped without any. Company personnel colloquially refer to these jobs as the "Manson line" because they have all the personality traits of a typical advanced sociopath. Corporate hatchetmen are frequently M-series, for example.

      If anyone was wondering what caused the recent worldwide financial crisis ... well, now you know. It was a simple clerical error, really.

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    8. Re:Let the punishment fit the crime. by ziah · · Score: 1

      It's all about precedent.

      Injustice anywhere is injustice everywhere, and this is so much more true when it comes to precedence.

      Imagine they win... that means they could sue just about everyone for 965,217% of the cost of what they were "stealing"...

    9. Re:Let the punishment fit the crime. by dirk · · Score: 2, Informative

      I will repeat this again, for the slow among you. The cost to purchase the files has no bearing on the case. The people are not being sued for downloading the files. They are being sued for distributing them (or trying to, or nothing at all if the attempt to distribute doesn't stand up). What this means is that the cost is not what it would cost to purchase the files for your private use, but what they would charge someone if they wanted to distribute the songs. If I called the RIAA and said "I want to give away a free CD on the street and include new hit song X on it, what will it cost me to license the song for distribution from you, it will likely be a large amount of money. These people are distributing the songs without paying the licensing fee, which is what the penalty is based on (and should be based on, since they are assuming the rights to distribute the songs that they don't have).

      Whether you agree with the RIAA tactics, or think they should win the cases is another matter entirely. But saying "the songs only cost X dollars to buy" is a pointless argument, since that isn't what the lawsuit is about. The people are not taking the copy of the song they download, they are taking the right to distribute music that they don't have, and that is what the penalty should be based on (assuming the RIAA does win the case).

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    10. Re:Let the punishment fit the crime. by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      There was no evidence of anyone having 'distributed' files to anyone. If that's what the case was about then there should have been a directed verdict for the defendant. Maybe there will be at the second trial, since the judge now has the law right.

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    11. Re:Let the punishment fit the crime. by Zaphod+The+42nd · · Score: 1

      I will repeat this again, for the slow among you.

      No need to be condescending, sir.

      The thing is, the judge totally shot down their 'intent to distribute' arguments, so I don't know what they think they're gonna accomplish the second time around that they didn't the first time.

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    12. Re:Let the punishment fit the crime. by LibertarianWackJob · · Score: 1

      This post is a blatant copyright infringement from "Bat out of Hell" ©1977 Sony Records
      RIAA will be contacting you soon!

      You WILL PAY!!!

      /sarcasm

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    13. Re:Let the punishment fit the crime. by BlueStrat · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I predict we'll be seeing plenty of horribly unjust judgments become a matter of course as the war on those trying to operate outside the RIAA/MPAA cartels' control and without paying them picks up speed.

      There, fixed that for you. :)

      Cheers!

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    14. Re:Let the punishment fit the crime. by dwpro · · Score: 1

      You're right about license to distribute, but I think you're wrong about the cost having no bearing on the case. Other factors (such as cost) should come in to play because they don't have any metrics on the amount of distribution that occurred and the distributions that probably did occur were not for profit. Moreover, there is a fixed amount of distribution that could occur in most instances due to the limitation of upload bandwidth, uptime, etc. The penalty for this type of distribution being in the hundreds of thousands lopsided as the "x dollars to buy" penalty.

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    15. Re:Let the punishment fit the crime. by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      Expect the new judge to buy the bullshit of 'intent to distribute', especially if RIAA contributes to their campaign fund.

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    16. Re:Let the punishment fit the crime. by Stray7Xi · · Score: 1

      I will repeat this again, for the slow among you. The cost to purchase the files has no bearing on the case. The people are not being sued for downloading the files. They are being sued for distributing them (or trying to, or nothing at all if the attempt to distribute doesn't stand up). What this means is that the cost is not what it would cost to purchase the files for your private use, but what they would charge someone if they wanted to distribute the songs. If I called the RIAA and said "I want to give away a free CD on the street and include new hit song X on it, what will it cost me to license the song for distribution from you, it will likely be a large amount of money. These people are distributing the songs without paying the licensing fee, which is what the penalty is based on (and should be based on, since they are assuming the rights to distribute the songs that they don't have).

      The cost to download is absolutely relevant, it's a way to establish damages. Your argument is the plaintiff should set the damages based on what they'd like to charge. It should be what it cost the plaintiff plus a small amount to penalize the offender. So if the person uploaded it z times, then z times the market value of the songs is a good place to start. But here's the thing, suppose 1k people download the song and all 1k people each uploaded a chunk to everyone else. Is that 1 upload or 1k uploads when they upload 1/1000th of song to 1000 people? The users (not including the initial seeder) will maintain on average 1:1 ratio of D:U, thats just nature of P2P (some will be higher, some lower) and it's an upper limit.

      So absent of information that shows they were a seeder and no info on how much they actually uploaded then you can conclude with all likelihood they're responsible for 1 upload (plus the 1 download for themself). So 2x cost to download plus whatever punitive damages is an appropriate penalty. This becomes more complex if there's commercial piracy and the uploader gets ad revenue for example.

      PS. My car got rearended, repairs cost $500. Since I would charge $20k for someone to hit my car purposefully, is that what I should sue for? Hey I really love my car. I'm definately owed more then $500 but its a good place to start, you tack on loss of value of car, loss of my time, etc. Otherwise I could claim any amount.

  6. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't think this is a true story, but it's very creative.

  7. I love this excerpt: by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The parties agree that the only evidence of actual dissemination of
    copyrighted works was that Plaintiffs' agent, MediaSentry, copied songs.
    Plaintiffs argue that even if distribution requires an actual transfer, the trial
    evidence established transfers of copyrighted works to MediaSentry. Thomas
    retorts that dissemination to an investigator acting as an agent for the copyright
    owner cannot constitute infringement.

    "It is well–established that the lawful owner of a copyright cannot infringe
    its own copyright."

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    1. Re:I love this excerpt: by bane2571 · · Score: 1

      Damn, no mod points

      Thanks for pointing this one out, I've been waiting for ages for some lawyer to argue that point.

    2. Re:I love this excerpt: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Karma whore.

    3. Re:I love this excerpt: by dirk · · Score: 0

      Isn't this kind of like saying that since undercover cops are allowed to buy drugs in the course of an investigation, you shouldn't be allowed to be arrested for selling drugs (or weapons or whatever) to an undercover cop, since the cop is allowed to purchase it? If you don't know who is receiving the material, then the fact that you happen to give it to someone who is allowed to have it is coincidental. You didn't have the right to distribute the material to anyone. If I give out burned copies of a CD on the street to anyone who walks by, and the first person I happen to hand a copy of the burned CD to the copyright holder, can they not go after me unless they can prove I gave a copy of the burned CD to someone else? The intent to violate copyright is certainly there, and while they have the right to have the material, they never gave me the right to distribute the material to anyone, even to them.

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    4. Re:I love this excerpt: by Hairy+Heron · · Score: 1

      No, it's not like saying that at all.

    5. Re:I love this excerpt: by compro01 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Intent to infringe copyright" is not a crime nor is it civilly actionable, thus they cannot sue over it. Drug procession and procession with intent to distribute are both crimes.

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    6. Re:I love this excerpt: by trewornan · · Score: 1

      Even if this type of copyright infringement were criminal - you can't be prosecuted for intending to commit a crime.

    7. Re:I love this excerpt: by Lijemo · · Score: 1

      Isn't this kind of like saying that since undercover cops are allowed to buy drugs in the course of an investigation, you shouldn't be allowed to be arrested for selling drugs (or weapons or whatever) to an undercover cop, since the cop is allowed to purchase it?

      "Undercover Cops" are agents of the law-- so yes, they can and should have more leeway to how they investigate suspected crimes than you, I, Media Sentry, or the RIAA have, since none of us are agents of the law.

  8. Hail Mary by overshoot · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Interlocutory appeals are indeed rarely granted; IIRC it's usually when the rest of the case hinges on a point of law and there will be a boatload of work down the drain if the case goes down the wrong track. In this case, the Plaintiffs are going to try to convince the Court that it made an error of discretion in deciding that they (plaintiffs) had played fast and loose with their pleadings.

    Run that by again: they're going to persuade the Court that the Court was not only wrong, but waaaay wrong (abuse of discretion) when the Court decided it had made an error by trusting them.

    Boggle.

    And what's at stake? A retrial, with most of the motion practice and pretrial preparation already complete. Somehow I don't see the Court agreeing that this is so profound and urgent that it can't wait for the trial to be decided on its merits and a final judgment rendered.

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    1. Re:Hail Mary by TechForensics · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If plaintiffs were to succeed in an appeal after the termination of the first trial, unlikely as that may be, a new trial could have to happen. To prevent that possibility an Appeals Court might agree to rule now.

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    2. Re:Hail Mary by overshoot · · Score: 2, Informative

      If plaintiffs were to succeed in an appeal after the termination of the first trial, unlikely as that may be, a new trial could have to happen. To prevent that possibility an Appeals Court might agree to rule now.

      Except that the current trial is scheduled for a jury, at which point it can all go to appeal together. Since the first jury trial (that the RIAA wants to stand) is already done, all that the appellate court would have to do after both are done is choose :-) It's called judicial efficiency, and in practice it means "don't make multiple passes through the system if you can avoid it."

      Perhaps more to the point, the Appeals Court doesn't get a vote in the matter -- the permission for an interlocutory appeal has to come from the District Court.

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    3. Re:Hail Mary by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Interlocutory appeals are indeed rarely granted; IIRC it's usually when the rest of the case hinges on a point of law and there will be a boatload of work down the drain if the case goes down the wrong track. In this case, the Plaintiffs are going to try to convince the Court that it made an error of discretion in deciding that they (plaintiffs) had played fast and loose with their pleadings. Run that by again: they're going to persuade the Court that the Court was not only wrong, but waaaay wrong (abuse of discretion) when the Court decided it had made an error by trusting them. Boggle. And what's at stake? A retrial, with most of the motion practice and pretrial preparation already complete. Somehow I don't see the Court agreeing that this is so profound and urgent that it can't wait for the trial to be decided on its merits and a final judgment rendered.

      . We have a word for it where I come from.

      Chutzpah.

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    4. Re:Hail Mary by pheede · · Score: 1

      Honestly I thought their motion on this point was rather well written. I certainly disagree with pretty much everything they say and do, but in this case isn't their point simply: we're going to appeal the order granting a second trial if there's a second trial and we lose it; instead of going through all that work, let us already now appeal the point of law that might make the whole thing moot anyway.

      If anything, isn't it a good thing for us to get an appeals level ruling on this point of law? They appeal this point - the judge basically throwing out their ridiculous 'making available' theory - the RIAA loses andthe judge's ruling is upheld: voila, we now have binding precedent in this circuit, and a mighty persuasive ruling for lawyers in other circuits to point to.

      They obviously think they might win on appeal. Let them try and fail miserably. I'd rather see that sooner than later..

    5. Re:Hail Mary by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      If anything, isn't it a good thing for us to get an appeals level ruling on this point of law?

      Sure but I don't think the Court will share your high regard for the RIAA's motion papers. The motion flies in the face of everything we know about federal appellate practice.

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  9. Don't see much wrong by cfulmer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I agree that it would be unusual for the appeal to be granted. But, it does make some sense -- if, on retrial, Thomas wins with the new instruction, then the RIAA will appeal to the 8th circuit on the jury instruction. And, if the 8th circuit agrees with the "Making Available" theory, then the case would go back to the district court where a new jury would have to, again, decide if she made the works available. (Once the second trial has started, I don't think you can go back to the outcome of the first.)

    How many juries do we need?

    1. Re:Don't see much wrong by Fluffeh · · Score: 4, Interesting

      How many juries do we need?

      If you can afford them, keep running through juries till you get one that gives you the answer you want.

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    2. Re:Don't see much wrong by RobBebop · · Score: 1

      If you can afford them, keep running through juries till you get one that gives you the answer you want.

      Juries are cheap. Judges are expensive. Unless they start buying the juries... in which case they will have gone far beyond the world of suing grandmothers and people who don't own computers.

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  10. Fear by arizwebfoot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They ( the RIAA ) are afraid if they lose here, the downward spiral will continue with no way of stopping it.

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    1. Re:Fear by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      They ( the RIAA ) are afraid if they lose here, the downward spiral will continue with no way of stopping it.

      I doubt it's even that. These guys are just paid to do a job, and they don't much care how they do it.

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    2. Re:Fear by Brain+Damaged+Bogan · · Score: 1

      why is there no mod option for "-1 Thanks Captain Obvious!"

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  11. The real reason they're doing this by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This has nothing to do with expecting to win, and everything to do with attempting to run up the defendant's legal bills.

    A successful motion response to a similarly silly motion (at least in the State of New Hampshire), was the following letter:
    Honorable Justice ____:

    Plaintiff has got to be kidding.

    Respectfully submitted,
    ________ ________, Esq

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    1. Re:The real reason they're doing this by Pervaricator+General · · Score: 1

      That will be $500, please.

    2. Re:The real reason they're doing this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And a suitable way to deal with it might just have already been established in the case of Arkell vs Peessdram:

      http://www.nasw.org/users/nbauman/arkell.htm

    3. Re:The real reason they're doing this by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Defendant's lawyer has got to be kidding.

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    4. Re:The real reason they're doing this by againjj · · Score: 4, Informative
    5. Re:The real reason they're doing this by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Add a 0

    6. Re:The real reason they're doing this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They've got to be hoping that the court doesn't find in favour of the defendent and award all legal costs in that direction too.

    7. Re:The real reason they're doing this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Eastern District of Michigan)

      Michigan, actually

    8. Re:The real reason they're doing this by Pervaricator+General · · Score: 1

      I already said this was written by a LAWYER

    9. Re:The real reason they're doing this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      GET A BRAIN MORAN!

    10. Re:The real reason they're doing this by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This has nothing to do with expecting to win, and everything to do with attempting to run up the defendant's legal bills.

      Yes. That is the one consistent theme in their strategy.

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    11. Re:The real reason they're doing this by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      GET A BRAIN MORAN!

      GO USA!

    12. Re:The real reason they're doing this by Hierarch · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, one still needs to ask the obvious question: is it working?

      In this particular case, it isn't -- so far. In countless other cases, well, as we've seen...

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    13. Re:The real reason they're doing this by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Hi Ray. I haven't been following this case very closely (well, at all), but is barratry an offence in the relevant jurisdiction? Are there any plans for a countersuit that you can talk about without breaching confidentiality?

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    14. Re:The real reason they're doing this by Bardez · · Score: 1

      Dear Sir,

      You have my thanks. Know that you have brightened my day.

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    15. Re:The real reason they're doing this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, your own link points out that it was from the eastern district of michigan.

    16. Re:The real reason they're doing this by againjj · · Score: 1

      A couple ACs correctly pointed out that I made a mistake, the posting comes from a person in New Mexico, but talks about the Eastern District of Michigan. Oops!

    17. Re:The real reason they're doing this by againjj · · Score: 1

      +5 informative

    18. Re:The real reason they're doing this by againjj · · Score: 1

      +5 funny
      I really need help, don't I? Or maybe I could be like Simpson instead?

    19. Re:The real reason they're doing this by againjj · · Score: 1

      +5 informative
      Thanks.

  12. Well the jerk store called by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    They want them back.

  13. Re:fp by D'Sphitz · · Score: 0, Offtopic
  14. Technically, they are right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The RIAA's claim that it's all about compensating the artists is indeed true.

    What they aren't saying is that it's all about compensating the con-artists. :)

    1. Re:Technically, they are right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What they aren't saying is that it's all about compensating the con-artists. :)

      Con-artists? Well, at least you didn't call them grifters, Gondorf and others would be most insulted! Careful you don't get stung.

  15. Re:fp by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

    why? because he showed a 3-year-old internet post that contains the exact story posted by the OP?

    parent seems like a textbook case of Freudian projection to me.

  16. Re:fp by Tdawgless · · Score: 1, Funny

    Warning, parent is a troll.

  17. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WARNING: Don't click that link. It's a really sick description of some fag eating a turd out of toilet (and then masturbating).

  18. Everything they deserve... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why won't anybody give the RIAA what they deserve?

    Because that would've resulted in having all their lawyers shot, drawn and quartered.

    1. Re:Everything they deserve... by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      Why won't anybody give the RIAA what they deserve?

      Because that would've resulted in having all their lawyers shot, drawn and quartered.

      Hell, I'd pay 39.95 to see that on Pay Per View. Now THAT'S entertainment!!

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  19. A little OT, but I have to say it by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Thompson seemed to enjoy throwing around frivolous lawsuits as well.

    It hadn't really hit me until I saw this sentence with the word 'seem' in the past tense.

    Damn but that just looks beautiful. Thompson...seemed.

    It just hadn't hit me until right now that he's history. Jeez, but I hope I live long enough to say the same about the RIAA. "The RIAA seemed to like to file frivolous lawsuits."

    Ah, that's going to be great. Can't wait.

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    Weaselmancer
    rediculous.
    1. Re:A little OT, but I have to say it by mangu · · Score: 1

      I hope I live long enough to say the same about the RIAA. "The RIAA seemed to like to file frivolous lawsuits."

      Problem is, Thompson was one lawyer. The RIAA has as many as they want, disbar one, they get another

    2. Re:A little OT, but I have to say it by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      Disbar one, they get another, he's disbarred, suddenly no lawyers want to work for you. If you're not the RIAA, you get labelled a vexatious litigant, and then lawyers *really* don't want to work for you.

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      Those who advocate genocide deserve every protection afforded by law, and none afforded by common human decency.
  20. RIAA is the biggest wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Person downloaded $24 in songs.....
    RIAA wants $222,000.....
    Person downloaded $24 in songs.....
    RIAA wants $222,000.....

    How the hell does $24 suddenly become $222,000?!

  21. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    umm, Depends...

  22. Why they're worried by TheModelEskimo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If the monopolists let this stuff continue, they begin to lose their monopoly, too. A loss for the RIAA here will push music and other media (likely movies) back into the hands of the competitive market. Then you'd see the industry start to equalize, with less-common artists making more money, and famous artists making less. Mostly, though, the monopolists wouldn't make as much money anymore, and that's what counts.

    1. Re:Why they're worried by SirCowMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This weeks 'Economist' has a little tidbit saying that they may have recognized they won't be able to sell music to consumers anymore; instead, the recording industry is planning on bundling unlimited music "free" with thirdparty products, for say a year. The cost will thus be built into consumer electronics. The foundation may be crumbling, but we're not looking at the monopoly state failing yet, desperate as they seem.

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    2. Re:Why they're worried by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      The real tragedy is that they have a product that is of immense value, but they don't seem to realise it. What is this product? New music. There are more books in the public domain on Project Gutenberg than I could read in a lifetime, and yet last week I bought four books published in the last twenty years. Why? Because in entertainment, more than anything else, fashions and tastes change. Were the Beatles talented? What about Mahler? Mozart? Bach? Some people still enjoy all of these, but as time goes on how many people would claim Salieri as a favourite? It isn't ownership of copies of music that they should be selling, it's access to the newest and best music in whichever genre their customer most enjoys.

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    3. Re:Why they're worried by firmamentalfalcon · · Score: 1

      A free market isn't where everything is free. It is where music costs money but at a fairer cost. Downloading pirated music is not part of a free market.

      The RIAA is needed to stop pirating of music. But what the consumer wants is cheaper music.

      Make music cheaper (like around a nickel a song) and downloading pirated music would be frowned upon.

      Then the RIAA wouldn't be hated.

  23. Worried about Precedents on Punishments? by arthurh3535 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That's the only thing that I can see them really being worried about. Of course, if word got out that they would only charge you 2X or 4X the "real" worth of the purloined materials for non-business transgressions, their whole new business model probably implodes.

    But they would have to admit that they are using corporate-punishments on non-corporate people.

    Somehow, I think that is their worst fear.

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  24. Pop culture reference: by alisson · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I AM ABOVE THE LAW!

  25. Why WOULD the artists get this money? by HomerJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok, I need an explanation. The artists signed a contract to the label to produce a record. The label holds the copyright to the material and the artist is paid for this. Then the record is promoted, and either sells or it doesn't.

    If there's a suit for copyright infringement and there's money awarded, why WOULD the artist get any of it? It's the label's copyright that's been infringed. Any damages SHOULD go to them. If I'm hired to write some program for Adobe, it's pirated, and Adobe sues someone--why would I see any money? It's not my program. I wrote it, but it belongs to Adobe. Any lost income is theirs not mine.

    It can be argued that these record contracts are pretty lopsided and go against the artist. But they are the ones that signed it. Just because they are in a bad contract doesn't mean they should get money from these suits which are for copyrights they aren't the holders to.

    1. Re:Why WOULD the artists get this money? by FSWKU · · Score: 5, Informative

      That would be because the RIAA have been shouting from the mountaintops since the dawn of time that it's all about the artist. They want to stop filesharing because, according to them, it directly takes money away from the artists in the form of lost sales. Every single anti-P2P campaign you see from them is preaching the same thing. "Please don't hurt the poor artists."

      But in reality, they're just trying to line their own coffers. When someone settles for some outrageous fee, not a damned cent of that goes to "making the artist whole" or making up for their lost sales. Nope, it goes directly into either the lawyer's wallets or the legal war-chest. The artist continues to get screwed to the tune of pennies per album sold, and tough shit about those lost sales killing your already paltry (unless you're Metallica or some other hyper-famous act) royalty payments.

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    2. Re:Why WOULD the artists get this money? by notamisfit · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, the artist usually keeps the copyrights, or transfers them to a publishing company (generally wholly owned by the artist/artists, after what happened with Lennon/McCartney and the whole Northern Songs clusterfuck).

      --
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    3. Re:Why WOULD the artists get this money? by Brain+Damaged+Bogan · · Score: 1

      "Please don't hurt the poor artists."
      because Metallica need a new gold-encrusted jet, and if it weren't for all you Pirates they wouldn't have to release 2 half baked albums, they could have quit while they were ahead. Bad, bad, bad, naughty, horrible Pirates.

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      -- Sex is the antonym of pringles. Once you pop it's time to stop.
  26. How many Courics? by Maestro485 · · Score: 2, Funny

    How can you go on a rant about a piece of shit without telling us how many Courics it was? Was it bigger than Bono? Had Obama recently been to P.F. Changs?

    You'd think people who post on a tech site would at least mention technical details. Sheesh.

    1. Re:How many Courics? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yeah. Where is the accurate measurement of the consistentcy and the in-depth discussion of saltiness vs. umami? The poster mentioned a temperature differential between the outer and inner layers without ever describing the exact difference. There's no analysis of changes in the chemical composition over time - one'd assume that the time spent in the fridge would have changed the matter in some way. Not even a comparison to other well-known persons' bequeathments to be used as a reference point. The entire writeup is almost completely devoid of hard scientific data.

      I'm sorry, but this publication has no chance of ever passing peer review.

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  27. Re: gall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plus postage.

  28. You're doing it wrong by CSMatt · · Score: 4, Funny

    The joke goes: "The RIAA called. They want their $222,000 verdict back."

    1. Re:You're doing it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah?

      Well the jerk store called and said it's running out of you!

      G.C.

  29. Yeah? by Own3d-You · · Score: 1

    Well I want a pony!

    1. Re:Yeah? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
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  30. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ugh! What sort of sick fuck posts links to shit like that? That's gross, not to mention unsanitary. CmdrTaco should ban his troll ass for posting that link.

  31. I won't be happy until they.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .....take the jury members out and hang them in the public square by their thumbs and let the crows consume the scumbags.

  32. I RESENT THAT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What 200%? Try 2000!

  33. bad link in summary by scotsghost · · Score: 1

    The first link in the summary to the post on recordingindustryvspeople.blogspot.com is wonky. Actual permalink is:
    http://recordingindustryvspeople.blogspot.com/2008_10_01_archive.html#6982228835079988736

    1. Re:bad link in summary by scotsghost · · Score: 1

      sorry, i screwed that up. that's the link to the update to this story. the first link (the earlier part of this story) should be:
      http://recordingindustryvspeople.blogspot.com/2008_09_01_archive.html#6666659042120040719

  34. When did SCO fall? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PJ can't (won't) see it as a complete failure on the court system in the US but SCO are still spending money that is Novell's and still getting away with extensions and continued hidden processing.

    They haven't fallen.

    When IBM decided not to pay up to SCO, they lost their money. Their only aim since then is to make sure only them and their pals get money and the ones they sued (Linux proponents who deserved to be punished for their apostasy) must spend lots of money to stop SCO making false and damaging statements but NEVER get their money.

  35. If that were the case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then Jammie can distribute those songs to the world and remit 75% of zero dollars to RIAA.

    I'm fairly certain that this isn't what the RIAA would accept for $220,000. So if it wasn't paying for distribution what was it for?

  36. This is the end, beautiful friend? by LandruBek · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Their methods are unsound . . .

    RAY BECKERMAN: Everything I saw told me that the RIAA has gone insane. The place was full of bodies: Napster, Limewire, young children, innocent grandmothers. If I was still alive, it was because they wanted me that way.

    RIAA: Where are you from, Beckerman?

    RB: New York, sir.

    RIAA: I worked in New York back in the old days; we pressed vinyl there. It was like heaven on earth then. Have you ever considered any real freedoms? Freedoms - from the opinions of others, even the opinions of your 'clients'? You say why..., Beckerman, why you wanted to terminate my control of the music industry? What did they tell you?

    RB: They told me that you had gone totally insane and that your methods were unsound.

    RIAA: Are my methods unsound?

    RB: I don't see any method at all, sir.

    RIAA: I never expected anyone like you. Are you a pirate?

    RB: I'm a lawyer.

    RIAA: You're neither. You're a monkey wrench, wrecking the beautiful engine of my protection racket.

    (brief court recess)

    RIAA: We are the hollow men / We are the stuffed men
    Leaning together / Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
    Our dried voices, when / We whisper together
    Are quiet and meaningless
    As wind in dry grass / Or rats' feet over broken glass
    In our dry cellar / Shape without form, shade without colour,
    Paralysed force, gesture without motion

    I've seen horrors . . . extortion that you've seen. But you have no right to call me musical. You have a right to depose me. You have a right to do that . . . But you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for music to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what extortion means. Extortion. Extortion has a face . . . And you must make a friend of extortion. Extortion and financial terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies.

    RB: They were going to make me a Digg Hero for this and I wasn't subscribed to their fucking RSS feed any more. Everybody wanted me to do it, everybody except those on the take of course. I felt like they were sitting there, dreading for me to take the gravy train away. They just apparently wanted to go out like douchebags, like poor, wasted, rag-assed dinosaurs. Even the musicians wanted them dead, not that they really took their orders from musicians anyway.

    (The gavel falls.)

    RIAA: The Extortion! The Extortion!

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    $META_SIG_JOKE
    1. Re:This is the end, beautiful friend? by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      Awesome, just awesome :)

      My own (pale by comparison) contribution...

      RB: Hear that? You hear that?
      /.: What?
      RB: Smackdown, son. Nothing in the world sounds like that.
      [kneels]
      RB: I love the sound of smackdown in the morning. You know, one time we had the RIAA smacked down by a judge, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up to the bar. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' hustler body. The sound, you know that silent sound, the whole court. Sounded like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
      [RB unhappily walks off]

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    2. Re:This is the end, beautiful friend? by AnnoyaMooseCowherd · · Score: 1
      --

      This [ ] left intentionally [ ]
    3. Re:This is the end, beautiful friend? by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      I was thinking of "Dagger of the Mind" in Star Trek classic when I wrote that, but what you wrote back was soooooo much better. Awesome!

  37. What we need is... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... a standard sarcasm-calibration post. That way people can check their sarcasm detector is correctly aligned before moderating or commenting.

    1. Re:What we need is... by EMeta · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, that'll work.

    2. Re:What we need is... by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 5, Funny

      Somebody mod parent down. It obviously wouldn't work.

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  38. The request to allow appeal makes sense to me by Sun · · Score: 1

    IANAL. I'm using common sense here, which may be the wrong tool for the job, but reading the request to appeal, it makes sense to me UNLESS granting it means that the RIAA can appeal this decision twice.

    What the RIAA is saying is that it is a question of law that canceled the the previous trial (whether merely making available constitutes copyright violation), and the result of this appeal may result in significant cost savings (if it turns out it is, then no error in the jury instructions, and therefor no need for a new trial). They say this point will be appealed one way or the other, and so they ask to make things simpler and faster by appealing this point now.

    This, to me, makes sense, provided the following scenario is not possible:

    • RIAA get their permission to appeal
    • RIAA appeals
    • Higher court agrees with latest finding - making available is not a copyright violation
    • The entire case goes back to court and gets retried
    • RIAA loses
    • RIAA appeals the question of law again

    If the above scenario is not made impossible, then the RIAA are actually asking here for an extra, unwarranted, appeal venue, and I see no sense in granting the request.

    Shachar

    1. Re:The request to allow appeal makes sense to me by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      It's quite hard for RIAA be denied an appeal on a final judgement, so they are probably asking for an extra appeal here.

      IANAL and I am not from the USA. But that is a quite universal feature of legal systems.

    2. Re:The request to allow appeal makes sense to me by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      IANAL. I'm using common sense here, which may be the wrong tool for the job, but reading the request to appeal, it makes sense to me.....

      There is no "common sense" whatsoever in the motion. The entire appeal might be obviated by a trial. Federal appeals practice tries to eliminate unnecessary appeals.

      They're only doing this because they know Jammie has no money for this stuff, and her lawyer wants to get off the case.

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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
  39. Special treatment by Exanon · · Score: 1

    "Normally, only final judgments are appealable, and appeals are not permissible in federal court from 'interlocutory' orders of that nature."

    The RIAA is of course, expecting special treatment in this case too. (Oh cmon, do you really think that any other organization would be able to pull this whole 5/10-year running lawsuit crap? Of course they have gotten special treatment.)

  40. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The funny (or maybe sad) thing is, given the cult-like zeal of some of his followers, it's entirely believable that, given the chance, they would eat his poo.

  41. If not happy then cry some more! by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    I guess they will never be happy, even when everybody tells them THEY are the problem not the solution. Geez, telling the courts you don't agree will hopefully cost them all their money in fines and fess, and then go bankrupt and leave us to our torrents!

  42. How can licensing exceed buying? by PRMan · · Score: 1

    How could the cost to distribute the CDs exceed the cost of the CDs? If that were the case, I would just go to WalMart and buy the CDs and distribute them...

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    1. Re:How can licensing exceed buying? by Joe+Jay+Bee · · Score: 1

      It's not the CDs themselves, dumbass, it's the music contained within them and the right to distribute them, which costs money.

  43. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just wait a couple years. Once Barack Obama has to make executive decisions (not just uplifting but vague speeches), you'll find his shit actually does stink, you sick bastard.

  44. Can they lose with costs? by cheros · · Score: 1

    It seems to me the only way that gets addressed is if they start losing with costs, and maybe punitive damages for having the gal to try. I find it distressing that they very visibly abuse the legal system, even after warnings by judges not to. Only heavy sanctions can rectify this as warnings very clearly have no effect whatsoever.

    What's the state of that case where someone started to fight back with a class action (if I recall correctly)? Anywhere near going to court?

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  45. NewYorkCountryLawyer: statement disproved by cheros · · Score: 1

    If I look what NYCL does I think your statement (actually, it is really a theory) is already disproved. And, FWIW, I actually know a few lawyers I could commend for their ethics. I also know a few (and some judges) in another country I would immediately help with an anvil if they were drowning so I'm sort of in the middle of this.

    Further, a lawyer does have a professional duty to help a client with the law. That does not mean they like it, because sometimes they have to continue doing so from professional ethics after it emerges that the client hasn't been quite as truthful as they should. That is really a crap position to be in..

    Not a job for me, even if I managed to stay on the "nice" side..

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  46. Collusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, IAONAL (The "O" stands for "Obviously"), but isn't the RIAA a gross violation of anti-trust seeing as how it is essentially collusion in the most extreme form? Aren't there laws put in place that prevent all major companies in a given market from getting together and making price fixing and other agreements in unison? I seem to remember a certain spectacle wearing badass President who helped make that kind of stuff illegal.

    So why is the RIAA, MPAA, and other collussive (ok, I guess that's not a word) organizations allowed to exist?

  47. Expert??? by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

    That deposition is too funny... I read about halfway through before I just had to grep it for "squeal like a pig." It just goes to show you what I have always said: PhD stands for poor helpless dummy.

    1. Re:Expert??? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      That deposition is too funny... I read about halfway through before I just had to grep it for "squeal like a pig." It just goes to show you what I have always said: PhD stands for poor helpless dummy.

      Well that's not true of all PhD's. But it aptly describes this one.

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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    2. Re:Expert??? by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

      Well that's not true of all PhD's. But it aptly describes this one.

      Unquestionably. And he was definitely screwing with you on the whole public/private IP address thing. He had to be intentionally misleading you or else be a total idiot. He knew damn good and well what you were asking. I myself have multiple computers NATed behind a router. One of my buddies has a fully open wireless zone firewalled off from the rest of his LAN. All NATed behind one public IP, of course.

    3. Re:Expert??? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      he was definitely screwing with you on the whole public/private IP address thing. He had to be intentionally misleading you or else be a total idiot. He knew damn good and well what you were asking. I myself have multiple computers NATed behind a router. One of my buddies has a fully open wireless zone firewalled off from the rest of his LAN. All NATed behind one public IP, of course.

      Well I don't know if he is an idiot or not, but he certainly didn't mislead anyone. He just put himself in a position that he would get completely killed at a trial, which is probably one of the reasons why they're trying to weasel out of the case now.

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  48. Re:Hail Mary--ESPECIALLY SINCE... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Somehow I don't see the Court agreeing that this is so profound and urgent that it can't wait for the trial to be decided on its merits and a final judgment rendered.

    Especially since, gee haven't you noticed, most courts don't like to stick their necks out. That lovely word "moot" comes into play here that if the Appeals Court justices let this fully play out down at the district court level the whole thing may be "moot" (there's that word again) by the time it could ever reach them. And wouldn't that be lovely - for them?

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  49. It's just like they say in PvP forums... by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1
    ... they can just cry more, for all we care. The RIAA has been using its massive juggernaut weight to bully and crush defensless single individuals for insane amounts that would bring financial ruin to each and every one of them, who are they kidding, really?

    But in a way, you can understand their financial motivation for doing so. If they can win a six digits jackpot for every single Peer-to-Peer user they crush under their foot, they stand to make billions of dollars with the blessing of the judicial system. That's a LOT more money than they could ever earn by releasing crappy "best of" albums with just one new song...