Microsoft's Office Web Will Do iPhone, Linux, Mac
CWmike writes "Gregg Keizer reports Microsoft has clarified that its upcoming Office Web service will be available to users running Mac OS X and Linux, as well as from Apple's iPhone. The key to this cross platform-friendliness: Office Web will run in Firefox and Safari browsers, in addition to IE. Introduced last month, Office Web is a lightweight version of its Office suite that runs as an online service. I think it's time for Google to embrace OpenOffice.org to take on Microsoft head-on, as CW blogger Preston Gralla has argued for and described how to go about it."
Kinda like a deep-fried stick of butter is a "lightweight" version of two deep-fried sticks of butter.
So the real key to this is using AJAX like everyone else (Google, Yahoo, Slashdot, my employer's internal web apps, my grandmother) instead of some proprietary ActiveX bullshit.
Way to go, Microsoft!
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That's a funny joke.
Oh Microsoft. You're so funny.
Hahahahahaha.
Compatability with non-Vista, non-Internet Explorer user experiences?
Oh jeeze. This ought to be interesting.
If Microsoft would just make light weight, fast, effective, good software to begin with, none of this would even be a problem for them.
At first they create something that is accesible by everyone. Then, when everyone is locked in product, they will do the same thing with Hotmail: sniff web agents and deny acces to everyone running Linux. When this happens, people will start to use fake user agents. After their "switch to Windows" attempt has failed, Microshit will 'evolve' MS Office for Web(TM) with releasing a newer version with 'extended capabilities' that requires the latest IE rendering crap on order to properly view the 'web app'. Then everyone will start installing the latest IE with Wine. When that happens they will release OOXML2(R)(TM)(c) which is a proprietary web format that only works with the latest IE, but hey, if you want an open standard, then why don't you save your documents in OOXML1?/sarcasm.
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The question really is, who wants to run M$ Office on their iPhone? They need an online version to stem losses to Google Docs at Universities, but who's really going to take the bait? Knowing M$, this is going to depend on some special kind of download, Silverblight and not work very well, so it's still going to be easier to use Google Docs and Open Office. Thanks to ODF, these two things already work together. M$ Office is the odd man out.
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I think it's time for Google to embrace OpenOffice.org to take on Microsoft head-on, as CW blogger Preston Gralla has argued for and described how to go about it.
Doesn't this really depend on whether or not Google WANTS to compete head to head with Microsoft. You don't make business decisions out of spite.
I don't fully agree with Stallman regarding cloud computing, but if you add Microsoft's usual strategies to storing all your documents with them (lets take their word that any browser will be able to use their web office) some danger could be there.
At least with Google's one i can download the docs in OpenOffice/Word/RTF/HTML format, thats the other "compatibility" that MS Web Office should provide too.
Good thing it's going to run like crap. The last thing the world needs is newbies demanding Silverblight and Mono, so that Steve Ballmer can point to it and say, "See, the dirty hippies really do need us and my patent claims on the kernel are valid. Pay your license fee now." M$'s monopoly trash might reinforce itself if they implemented it with reasonable standards. Their insistence on booby trapped code will always pull performance down. iPhone and GNU/Linux are not going to help M$ maintain their 25 year old file format lockin and "cash cow".
Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.
"I think it's time for Google to embrace OpenOffice.org to take on Microsoft head-on, as CW blogger Preston Gralla has argued for and described how to go about it."
That would be a great idea, if your goal is to hurt Microsoft's sales rather than high quality office software. This is a good example of how two faced people can be. The leg the open source community stands on is improving the offerings in specific types of software, yet somehow lose sight of it, thinking that eliminating an option is in everyone's best interest.
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Before the bashing continues. That this is great news! On inital inspection Microsoft is doing what the market is asking for. If this changes in the future... well we shall see. But personally based on all of the uphevals that have been occuring I am going to trust Microsoft again and see how this pans out. Like it or not Office is a great office suite and since it moved to the ribbon bar is even better.
BTW No I am not a Microsoft fanboy, I use whatever tool is appropiate and frankly MSWord and Excel are brilliant pieces of software.
You know this is somehow going to depend on mono and silverlight, M$'s patent encumbered and second rate come ons. M$ never lets anyone do as well as themselves with "their" tech.
as Outlook Web Access works in non-IE browsers..?! There is a reason you can select a 'Premium' version with IE and not with FF/Safari etc.
Sorry Microsoft. You can the offer openid. You can provide specs to samba and mono. You can deliver free cross platform software (Office Live).
But you'll never win slashdot's heart. Slashdot permanently hates you. Stop trying. Its a double-standard-irrational-childish-stupid kinda hate, but its double-standard-irrational-childish-stupid hate regardless.
Now, if Google did this same thing, well, they'd be treated like a god. Like when Google offered OpenID and they were applaused -- the day after You guys did it and you were hated on.
This is a classic example of why we should have competition. It only takes a bit of competition thrown in and suddenly our Linux platform is supported. Consumer lock-in is great for business but bad for consumers.
I wonder just how long this platform embracing will last though?
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While google has the potential to be just as evil, they at least really mean cross-platform. If their past history of cross-platform compatibility can be used as a guide -- OWA for example -- they mean "Designed for IE, will provide some functionality in other browsers so we can call it cross-platform." Recent versions of OWA have actually *reduced* cross-platform compatibility from what was a pretty usable webmail client to something that won't even let you edit Exchange filtering rules unless you're on MSIE.
what the hell is wrong with MS? oh wait thats kind of a stupid question on slashdot..
but seriously, they killed hotmail so it no longer works with web standard compliant browsers like Opera, and now they're touting "linux compatibility" just because a stupid web based suite of software works with firefox?!
what a pile of crap.. way to be king turd of crap mountain again MS
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Google isn't successful because of cross-platform, cross-browser goodness. They're successful because their products "just work". Much like Apple, in a sense.
Can Microsoft do that? Live Search eventually got there, but almost a decade late to the party. Let's see what the office team can do being only a few years late.
Ok,I'm a pretty big geek.
Being able to access my stuff wherever I go has been my goal for a long time. When I was in college (before cheap USB sticks) I used to have a business card CD for my wallet with a java based ssh client (putty wasn't around yet) and a vncviewer executable. This way I could reach my stuff from the lab computers or anywhere else without installing anything. Realizing that wallet CDs suck I moved on to a web based solution. (try finding a wallet they actually fit in and then try to carry it everywhere without breaking it!) I had a javascript ssh client (mindterm) and a javascript vnc client on a webpage hosted from my machine. This worked... ok.... for the time.
My point is I get it... I get what is so convenient about cloud computing. but... is it really a good idea for allowing the placing of ones documents on someone else's machine (Mickeysoft, Google, etc...) become so commonplace? I realize 90% of what most people's data is going to be uninteresting and not worth getting concerned about. But... if what happens to the 10% of data that truly is sensative when erveryone's in the mindset of just use Google or just use Microsoft? IT guys/gals, do you really think the business suites in your company are going to even understand the differenct between working on a document hosted at some other company vs. running an office suite localy? Most will only know that this is what is easy, this is what they know, this is what their peers are using... For that matter, even people who do understand the difference, once they have been using the cloud for the unimportant data, are they even going to think about it or will it be second nature?
So... inaviteable as cloud computing seems to be, maybe it's time for an OSS web based Office Suite. Something that a company can install on it's own ssl encrypted web server, something that more adventurous home users can install in their own homes and use along with dynamic dns.
Now somebody else go write it :-)
The last time they said the same thing for DirectX...
will this make it esier, or a gigantic nightmare, and now that windows is incorperating linux, i am afraid of their..."rights" on any program i may want to run...(ono, my poor device is going to loose 99 % of its memory)
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How is this even newsworthy? So ... Microsoft gets extra credit for doing what _should_ be done with web applications? Is it that or are we all just impressed it's not Silverlight w/ DRM and a paperclip that wants to spy on you and send all your personal details back to Redmond.
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Before anyone tells Google that the sky is falling, let's see MS new vaporware in a real-life test first, shall we?
It wouldn't be the first time that they promise revolution, and deliver either nothing at all or a weak me-too product. So let's wait what it's really like. Complex applications are difficult to move to the web, and a "light" version often lacks the exact features that a good fraction of the users care about.
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Pardon me for injecting a note of caution.
See, I seem to vaguely recall a few hundred previous occasions in which Microsoft played this same game. It's amazing to me that anyone would still fall for it.
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Cloud computing is fine for the typical Joe 6 pack user. The fact is most people are not competent enough to maintain their own internet connected computer and keep it secure.
Having your documents stored on a computer that is not secure is just as bad or worse that letting Google or MS store your documents. Power users and businesses can and will handle their own document storage.
Is it the same do as in "I'm doing your daughter"?
gone Rjomeo and the longest or
Minus some features of sharepoint, openoffice.org already offers a better experience for the average user for free than that of MS Office.
Have a squat over at the hobo house.
Moonlight? yeah right... Assuming MS doesn't add Silverlight-only stuff as a requirement for their online office stuff, they will eventually do once it is famous enough. Thanks Miguel...
Google apps run in anything that can run javascript, does not require you to install .net or violate MS' patents and I am quite sure it will be more feature-complete and better implemented, this web stuff is definitely not MS' strength, they are still on that ridiculous windows-only obsession...
Copyright infringement is "piracy" in the same way DRM is "consumer rape"
If a PHB implemented a mission critical app in Access poorly, I understand your wrath.
But frequently a project or analysis needs more capabilities than Excel provides, and the project isn't yet seen as business critical, and the timeliness or expense of getting IT on it is prohibitive. Access shines in these instances where a non-IT person can do some rather sophisticated data acquisition and analysis.
If years later you get called in to detangle an Access database that through feature-and-scope-creep has turned into an important business tool that needs a higher level of reliability, take it as a triumph of the common man and modern software, and as your responsibility and privilege to elevate this application to the next level.
They block Linux from Hotmail - they'll block Linux from this too - but only after you get involved enough to like it - then they'll announce you have to use IE6 or Windows 7 or something that will bring them back into force.
I don't plan to use it. Zoho.com has it all already and it is a complete system including mail and presentations.
As Microsoft continues to prepare for the 2009 2010 launch of Windows 7, it today issued a plea through its network of objective opinion-shapers: Don't let the journalists near it.
"We understand that many journalists use Macs," said CNet marketing marketer Don Reisinger. "This means they necessarily suckle at the Satanic rear passage of Steve Jobs. We cannot countenance their bias. Journalists are responsible for all those signs outside computer shops offering to replace Vista with XP. When was the last time you saw the entire technology field stop and wait for an announcement from any other company besides Apple? It's so unfair!"
Smears and slanders also come from obsessive overweight nerdy Mac-using Linux geek troublemakers who run "benchmarks" and "tests." "It's horrifying bias from the 'reality'-based community," said ZDNet marketing marketer Mary Jo Enderle. "We understand that, just because Vista was 40% slower than XP and Windows 7 is the same speed as Vista, the nattering nabobs of negativism are already writing press releases condemning it as 'not enough of an improvement.' It's so unfair!"
"Mactards are like concentration camp guards," said Guardian marketing marketer Jack Schofield, "brutalising 'I'm A PC' users and" [This comment has been removed by a Guardian moderator. Replies may also be deleted.]
"The only reason Vista failed was because Microsoft planned for it to fail," said Reisinger in an earlier ad-banner troll post. "It was a fantastically subtle double-bluff! They did the honorable thing in the face of the vile calumnies spread by Apple. It's so unfair!"
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People really do read the comments.
Oh you mean like their cross-platform browser?
Your blog is not funny, and your constant self-referential posts are nothing more than spam.
Funny how anyone adding a link to Wikipedia under your watch (relevant or not) was banned and insulted as a "spammer", and here you are doing exactly the same thing to another website. Where I come from we call this hypocrisy.
> The key to this cross platform-friendliness: Office Web will run in Firefox and Safari browsers, in addition to IE
Yeah right. We have heard THAT before, haven't we? This is coming from the same company that forced Hotmail users to use the new "Live" version, which complains about Firefox every time you access it and doesn't allow Linux users to even send or reply to messages until they change the vendor ident string!!!! And they claimed THAT was supposed to work. Even yesterday it is still broken, I had to change the ident vendor string using about:config from "Mandriva" to "Firefox" to access it.
http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/06/21/1838229&from=rss
I feel "isatrap" coming... Why would ANYONE want to run MS-Office online??? *ESPECIALLY* people running Linux or MacOS?
Adobe's sins complement those of M$, not wash them away. You can run Gnash 64 bit today, but the real action is in video and HTML 5 has support for theora. Between that and SVG support, the old Flash pdf game is over. Why jump to non free shit like Silverblight when you can move to freedom with the rest of the world?
As for non free platform "cooperation", ask a Mac user how much good M$'s efforts to vend Office and IE to them did. Non free stuff isn't made to make money in a fair way, it's made to extort money by jerking around customers. M$ is playing the same old game they always have but their revenue model long gone. You are not just defending immoral behavior, you are defending immoral behavior that no longer pays.
I'm sure twitter would answer for himself but can't. It's not easy to answer questions when you can only post once or twice a day.
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This would provide some relief to Mac users who lost the ability to run VBA macros in Office 2008.
That that is is that that that that is not is not.
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Some people have mentionned that it's going to require Silverlight for Office Web. Couldn't find any mention of it on computerworld though.
Anyway, you won't see Flash, Silverlight or Java on the iPhone. Apple's pushing HTML5 and Safari.
Heck, Opera can't even release Opera for iPhone, so imagine Microsoft asking to add Silverlight to Safari on the iPhone.
Anything Microsoft creates will not work with iPhone/Mac/Linux/etc. They will always sabotage the other systems whenever possible. Even if it works on release, an update will break it. Listening to anything Microsoft says is like believing an abusive spouse won't hit you again.
People who out and document your sockpuppets, or your shilling?
I use Linux on most of my computers at this point and when my Mom comes over and wants to check her email this silly bit of FUD always gets her until I point to the screen where the link is to continue on any way...
You'd think after the whole Opera vs Oprah fiasco Microsoft would have learned better...
More information on these previous games here:
http://slashdot.org/articles/03/02/06/1645229.shtml?tid=109
http://people.opera.com/howcome/2003/2/msn/
Why anyone would trust any thing Microsoft does after repeatedly pulling this crap in their corporate history is beyond me!
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is bad enough its something copy pasted, but cnet? eww
a paperclip that wants to spy on you and send all your personal details back to Redmond.
That's the beauty of cloud computing, your personal details won't have to be send back to Redmond, they will be stored there from the very beginning.
In yet another breathtaking installment of Krang's Happy BS Hour, Frankestein and co. seek to convince a weary world that they will make their lives easier. Except, of course, they have to contend with their greatest and most fiendishly unbeatable arch-enemy, their own track record.
I've now had to delete my Exchange profile in Entourage and rebuild the MS database a dozen times. In the interim, I've "sent" updates to meetings that were never touched, lost meetings I haven't even so much as hovered over since accepted and had enough formatting errors in Word:Mac show up in the MS Word version to literally crash both apps, even after performing "compatibility checks" each time. This rapidly becomes very, very uncool when, say, meeting with a CTO.
As happy as the idea of a cross-platform (especially to iPhone) MS Office install would make me, all I can say is: "Don't you believe it." Whether through spite, confused market strategy or sheer, blinding ignorance, Microsoft has for decades utterly failed to even be compatible with itself. I will believe it when I see it - on someone else's hardware.
Talk is cheap. Ballmer is Krang. Krang smash.
I dont get this cloud thing. Why would any company risk the security of internal information by using hosted applications. Its crazy.
I can understand uses for students, casual use etc but no way would I trust my internal business information this way. No way.
So it's still not "100% W3C compliant HTML", but it's better then it was. And then again - how long did it take Google to make GMail work in Opera? And their front (search) page still lacks a DOCTYPE declaration, so it's not even valid HTML... Google also has Gears, and some of its web apps "run better" when you have it. This is really no different (which isn't to say that this approach isn't inherently bad, whether MS or Google does it).
Unless it's Access 2000, in which case, you can't elevate it because there is no upgrade path to .NET. Or if it uses DAO which has (almost?) the same arguments as ADO/ADO.NET, but in a different order. This would leave you with the binary decision to either, wrap the VB6 code in .NET wrappers using legacy COM and recreating every form, report and reference to the now deprecated 'null' or to simply rebuild from scratch. Sorry, I had to vent about an, internal, 250,000 SLOC, Access app I inherited.
If I mod you up, it doesn't necessarily mean I agree with what you've said, sorry.
suck the data out, rebuild from scratch...
We don't believe in radical loony monotheistic religions from the middle east -- we're Christians.
Why does OOBase not use SQLite? Removes the need for Java, very fast, and miles better than the MS "Jet" engine.
I bet you I can write an Access killer in Python + SQLite
Come think about it, yea... I'll just do that.
If years later you get called in to detangle an Access database that through feature-and-scope-creep has turned into an important business tool that needs a higher level of reliability, take it as a triumph of the common man and modern software, and as your responsibility and privilege to elevate this application to the next level.
Yeah. And when you get called to untangle the horrid mess that an intern left in the code of a business-critical app, take it as a triumph of the common man and modern education, and as your responsability and priviledge of showing young apprentices your experience.
Or you could just shoot the fucker who did it in the first place, and preserve your sanity. Applies for both cases just as well.
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