Astronaut Loses Tools While Performing an EVA
tpheiska writes "NASA press release states that 'At approx. 3:33 p.m. EST, Piper reported that one of the Braycote lubrication guns had released grease into her toolbag. As she was cleaning the bag and wiping the tools and equipment inside, the bag floated away. Another bag carrying identical equipment is now being shared by Piper and Bowen.' Luckily they had a spare."
Why isn't the tools bag somehow linked to the suit? with a strap or something ...
As she was cleaning the bag and wiping the tools and equipment inside, the bag floated away. Another bag carrying identical equipment is now being shared by Piper and Bowen.
Do we have any humorous black & white silent space footage of this skit?
... add some hokey 1920's ragtime music to the it, speed it up just unnaturally fast and they just might be sitting on a viral video here!
...
Seriously, NASA's gotta come up with financing somehow
Come on, it practically writes itself:
Setting: Exterior of shuttle.
A lanky beanpole Bowen discovers that grease has been dispensed into her bag. Not wanting to alert the portly Bowen and face his wrath, she quickly empties the contents of the bag to wipe them off. As she cleans each tool, she sets it back down on the shuttle but soon realizes that they merely float back up. She rotates through each tool, setting it back on the shuttle but forgets about the bag! Bowen hears the heavy breathing in his earpiece and turns around in time to see the bag floating away while Piper is pre-occupied with the tools. He scowls and makes a move for the bag but slips on grease and tumbles out into space, tethered only by his life support
My work here is dung.
The Enterprise was built on the ground folks. If highly trained astronauts cant hold onto their tools, you think a bunch of steel workers can?
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"guns had released grease into her toolbag ..."
More interested in cleaning stuff than getting on with the job! :o)
"that's why I don't trust my bag to any woman"
Not even when it's coated with lube?
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that's why I don't trust my bag to any other woman
fixed it for ya.
New slashdot layout sucks.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7736996.stm
Luckily they have a spare? Umm guys, not luck, planning. Not an accident, not for the grace of a god, simply a good thing. Give credit where credit is due: someone planned well.
Women already have it hard enough trying to "keep up with the boys." Jeebus. The 20 or so comments already on here are more than enough.
It is by my will alone my thoughts acquire motion; it is by the juice of the coffee bean that the thoughts acquire speed
Never go back for your bag.
For those interested here is some technical information on the grease.
NASA had a robot in development JUST FOR THIS SORT OF THING. In the early 1990s/late 1980s they were working on an autonomous robot that responds to voice commands that would fly around in space near a space station to retrieve tools or astronauts and such. It would be released and lock on to the tool or whatever and fly to it and fly back to the station. I have a picture of it in a kids book about robots, but I can't find one online.
Here's a fact sheet on the project:
http://cd.textfiles.com/spaceandast/TEXT/STATION/STF_EVA.TXT
I think this might be the most sexist slashdot discussion I've ever seen.
Man, that's a pretty damn regimented sleep time. I guess there's no quickly checking /. before bed.
but hopefully it wasn't "luck" that made them have a spare bag.
OK I understand that the grease gun went off in the bag and covered the tools with goo and what not.
... Wait... You say they only have those two sets? No backups? ... ... -_-
But... why not go inside before attempting to clean the stupid things off? I mean, the tools are still usable, if a little gunked up...
Kudos to NASA for having two sets of tools, one for each astronaut.
If you were offended by anything I said... No, I'm not sorry. Please lighten up.
"lubrication guns had released grease into her toolbag"
Am i really the only one who thought of porn when reading this? I hope not.
i saw it on nbc this morning
its a top down point of view of the astronaut. she sets the toolbag to the side and addresses some other piece of equipment in front of her, and the bag slowly drifts down, in camera view
by the time she turns her attention back to it, you can see the shock in her hand gestures trying to grab it, now below her waist. i guess space suits don't provide bend
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
Maybe some other people also haven seen the anime "Planetes" that is about space debris collectors because too much stuff was lost in space that it was dangerous with all the stuff flying around.
Lets say it starts with a screw flying at high speed at a space ship that went "boom".
It might really become a problem in the future.
lubrication guns had released grease into her toolbag. As she was cleaning the bag and wiping the tools and equipment inside
This is the most obscene thing I've ever read here.
It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
Guess what my girlfriend is getting for Christmas. Chicks in toolbelts nice.
I don't know about you, but if my woman was at home making babies while I'm out on a space walk, I'd be pissed.
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So can we look forward to a sentient grease gun arriving back in Earth orbit some time in the future demanding to speak to the head mechanic?
AT&ROFLMAO
I heard complaints like yours back during the Apollo program: Why spend so much money on space exploration when there's so much poverty in the US? So we stopped going to the Moon and spent all that money on social programs, which is why there are no more poor people in America.
The only problem with space exploration is that it's run by a government agency. If it was privately run, every time a shuttle lifted off, they'd have also orbited the fuel tanks rather than allow them to drop back to Earth. We'd have been able to connect them for a ready-made space station, instead of the ridiculous tinker toy ISS we've been assembling for a decade. Oh well, NASA's days are numbered, commercial space travel is almost on us, assuming short-sighted people don't kill mankind's future out of a misplaced sense of economy.
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Extra-Vehicular (as in, outside the vehicle) Activity
Maybe we NEED to survive. The only way to do that in the long run is to go into space.
Hopefully more people can think further ahead than you.
Story goes, the Apollo missions were supposed to run on reduced cabin pressure. 80% of air is just fairly useless nitrogen, so they figured, we can get away with a lower pressure but still have the astronauts breathing the same amount of oxygen, if we use a lower pressure but "up" the oxygen content to compensate.
So the Apollo 1 training exercise used a 100% oxygen environment. But since it was done on the ground, they were using pure oxygen at atmospheric-pressure. Now as anyone who's read the regs on bus driving licences knows, pure oxygen is potentially very dangerous stuff. Velcro is deliberately made of soft flexible plastics, and has a very high surface area, and it's been suggested that hot velcro in 1-atmosphere pure oxygen might be somewhat prone to bursting into flames.
Probably perfectly safe in the context of anchoring things in a vacuum, but ... triggers some uncomfortable memories of incinerated astronauts.
Eric Baird
Except, say, to the Russians repairing the ISS with improvised tools, because they lost the original tools. Or that guy Ed White, the first spacewalker, who lost a spare glove. Or Piers Sellers who lost a spatula. Or those intrepid souls in 2006 who lost a couple of bolts while connecting an addition to the ISS. Or let's hear it for Jerry L. Ross on STS-88, who managed to lose an anchor socket and a panel into space on the very first spacewalk, then a thermal blanket on the second spacewalk. Etc.
(Though, in all fairness, more fun than guys losing tools was when an Indonesian sat got hit by feces. Literally. That's when NASA stopped dumping their shit in space.)
Or on Earth, you have such fine specimens as Dr. Wesley Meyers, the dentist who managed to kill a patient by dropping a too down his throat (and into his lung.) A second time.
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Mission Control: ... "
"And so, the world waits and listens, as the brave astronauts consider how to spend their last few hours of precious life. We can no longer communicate with the heroic crew, but we have one last audio feed still working. We can hear them, but tragically, they can't hear us
Audio feed: ..."
"Chuck?"
"Yeah, Tony?"
"We're gonna die, ain't we?"
"Yeah, Tony. We are."
"Is there anything you really wished you'd tried, just once, when you had the chance?"
"A few things, Tony. Yeah. A few."
"Have you ever wondered what, like, it'd be like to 'do it' with another guy? Because
Mission Control:
"Aaargh! Aargh! Noooooo! Turn it OFF!"
Eric Baird