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New Law Will Require Camera Phones To "Click"

An anonymous reader writes "A new bill is being introduced called the Camera Phone Predator Alert Act, which would require any mobile phone containing a digital camera to sound a tone whenever a photograph is taken with the phone's camera. It would also prohibit such a phone from being equipped with a means of disabling or silencing the tone."

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  1. LOL by Beat+The+Odds · · Score: 5, Funny

    And because it's a law, there will be no way to circumvent this.

    1. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "because it's a law"

      And as its "law", then how about the CCTV's all making a noise when they photograph everyone. If they want everyone to respect their law, they should lead by example and prevent their CCTVs from filming without people knowing.

    2. Re:LOL by lordsid · · Score: 5, Funny

      From a loudspeaker next to the camera: "Fear not citizen, you are being filmed for your own protection. Be Well."

      That would sure make me feel better.

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    3. Re:LOL by sakdoctor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When camera phones that don't click are outlawed, only outlaws will have camera phones that don't click.

    4. Re:LOL by orsty3001 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I used to walk into public bathrooms with a flash I gutted out of a disposable camera. Used to just set it off when I walked in and maybe hang it over the edge or under the edge of the stall wall and let it flash. It was great the arguments I would get into.

    5. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      They do say that make-up sex is the best.

    6. Re:LOL by jahudabudy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Neither do camera phones. Which actually does bring up an interesting question: what about the phones that can film, as opposed to single frame photography? Constant clicking?

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    7. Re:LOL by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Insightful
      My proposed addition to this bill: when a warrantless wiretap is conducted by the NSA, they are required to play the sound of the Constitution being ripped up into little pieces and then burned.

      It just strikes one as a bit hypocritical for our representatives to be worrying about improper use of cell phones by some random pervert, when the NSA's domestic surveillance operations have systematically violated our civil liberties on an industrial scale over the past few years.

    8. Re:LOL by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Funny

      It just strikes one as a bit hypocritical for our representatives to be worrying about improper use of cell phones by some random pervert

      But, think of the children!

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    9. Re:LOL by ojintoad · · Score: 5, Funny

      From a loudspeaker next to the camera: "IGNORE ME! IGNORE ME! IGNORE ME! "

      Fixed it for you.

    10. Re:LOL by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      "because it's a law"

      Good Grief....with all the problems the country has right now, and THIS is the type of law they try to get passed??!?!?

      Man...next election cycle, let us PLEASE fill the Senate and HOR 50/50 with each party. I feel so much safer in my country, and its progress when there is complete gridlock in the federal govt.

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    11. Re:LOL by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 4, Funny

      That would likely affect the sound quality of the resulting video...

    12. Re:LOL by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 5, Funny

      First they came for those whose phones did not click when taking a picture, and I did not speak up because I did not own a phone that did not click when taking a picture.

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    13. Re:LOL by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Funny

      Do you want to be the one recording that particular sound file?

      The beauty of the NSA is that only one of us has to record it and they'll have access to it for future uses ;)

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    14. Re:LOL by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Informative
      "And I'm pretty sure silencers are already illegal."

      Unless you have a license for them. I think it is a Class "A" license? I think it will also allow you to possess and use fully automatic weapons too.

      If your record is clean, pretty much anyone can get this license.

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    15. Re:LOL by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you disable the loud speaker on the phone, how do you hear it ring?

      What makes you think the pervert cares if it retains functionality as a cell phone?

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    16. Re:LOL by Gilmoure · · Score: 5, Funny

      Unless you're filming a bike with cards stuck in the spokes.

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    17. Re:LOL by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well I did speak up, but you couldn't hear me for all the click-clickety-bloody-clicking.

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    18. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      They're only illegal without a license in 38 states. You can get a license by paying a $200 federal tax fee and a thorough criminal background check. In the other 12 states, they're illegal period.

      Also, I have to point out that the object in question is actually called a "suppressor," as it does not actually silence the sound of the gun. It also doesn't make the whistling sound you hear in the movies. The actual sound of a gun firing with a suppressor attached is closer to the sound of a staple gun. Suppressors are more effective in disguising the nature of the sound than in actually eliminating it (even 22-calibur rifles still fire at 130-145 decibels with a suppressor attached - see this wiki article for more information on that.)

      For the record, I know all of this not because I'm a gun buff, but because I'm a writer, and I like to write about assassins. I find it best if an author knows how something actually works before she goes and writes about it.

    19. Re:LOL by Naturalis+Philosopho · · Score: 4, Informative

      In the U.S. it's a class 3. It can easily take over 6 months to take possession of something like a silencer... then your application, even when granted by the Federal Gov't, will most likely be refused by the the local law enforcement; even after you've purchased the item, paid the $200 license fee, $100 holding fee, cost of the product, and $50-$100 to the sheriff to run his back ground check. They'll refuse it for some "public safety" reason in most municipalities. Oh, and you have to pay the licensing and holding fee for every product you purchase (silencer, high capacity firearm, short barrel shotgun, box of armor piercing ammunition, etc) so there's effectively a $300 tax on each item as a barrier to ownership as well.

      Disclaimer: I don't own a single firearm, bullet, or even an axe. I don't think most people need them. But if we're going to have the right written in the constitution, then we shouldn't have barriers like this. Amend or get out of our way.

    20. Re:LOL by grantek · · Score: 4, Funny

      I want CCTVs to state in a loud, offcial voice "I see you, [Insert Name]!".

      ...and when you knock them down, they should remind you that they "don't hate you".

    21. Re:LOL by Tumbleweed · · Score: 5, Funny

      >> If they want everyone to respect their law, they should lead by example and prevent their CCTVs from filming without people knowing.

      > There's a small loophole there - CCTV's do not use film!

      Pedantic-Man(tm) approves! It should also be noted that Pedantic-Man's VW TDI (diesel) has no 'gas' pedal. :)

      ps to Slashdot - I gotta tell ya, Pedantic-Man(tm) wants his HTML character entity for the trademark symbol to work. SO stupid to filter that out; you're allowing the Greater Than symbol. Gah.

    22. Re:LOL by dankirkd · · Score: 3, Informative

      The bill was introduced by Rep King, Peter T. [NY-3], a Republican. If you'd like more of his kind, feel free to turn back the clock.

    23. Re:LOL by Alsee · · Score: 5, Funny

      Stop thinking abut the children, you pervert!
      ;)

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    24. Re:LOL by Znork · · Score: 4, Funny

      CCTV: I see you Mr. Screamustache. Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply.
      Scrameustache: Who? What? That's not me, and I'm not armed!

      CCTV: You now have 15 seconds to comply
      Scrameustache: I'm not the face you're looking for!

      CCTV: You are in direct violation of Penal Code 1.13, Section 9.
      CCTV: You have 5 seconds to comply.

      Scrameustache: Help!
      CCTV: Four... three... two... one... I am now authorized to use physical force!

      Yay. _Safe_.

    25. Re:LOL by Alsee · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If they didn't care about it working as a phone, why wouldn't they have just gotten a stand-alone camera instead?

      I don't support this proposed law, but just to answer your question...

      If you planned to take "creepy" photos of one sort or another and someone semi-caught you fiddling with some strange device in a peculiar situtation, would you rather be able to answer "oh that's just my cellphone" or would you rather have to explain why you were pointing a camera in awkward places?

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    26. Re:LOL by Xabraxas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I swear this was already a law as pretty much everything that takes a pictures already *does* this.

      Both my digital camera and the camera on my phone DEFAULT to making a click noise when you take a picture but it can be turned off. The click noise is just hokey and annoying, I can't believe you won't be able to turn it off in the future. That's just ludicrous.

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    27. Re:LOL by DigiShaman · · Score: 3, Funny

      But, think of the children!

      Seriously, someone needs to change the root password to our Government.

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    28. Re:LOL by sumdumass · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You do realize that the FISA court of review has stated that the TSP was legal and constitutional even when one person was inside the US right?

      I could say I don't know why this didn't make it onto the Slashdot site but then again I already know the answer to that. But seriously, look it over, you can find the complete redacted ruling and see for yourself what it says. I would caution doing a google search over it, it seems about every liberal site that has caught wind of it has blew gaskets at the prospect of their belief system being destroyed and have attempted everything possible to "say it isn't so" including accusing the courts of being uneducated idiots to somehow pandering for reelection to somehow being obligated to the administration who was leaving office. Take them with a grain of salt.

    29. Re:LOL by celle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "But, think of the children!"

      F*ck the children! -- George Carlin

      How about taking care of your own children and leaving the rest of us the f*ck out of it? Stop involving the rest of us in your reproductive choices. That goes for schools(speed zones), tax exemptions, various child laws, etc that screws the rest of us because you, ya that's you, decided to have a kid, a "ha ha" -- little darling, ah hell a little trouser stain. Stop dumping your responsibilities on the rest of us.

    30. Re:LOL by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Bush was only a part of the larger problem with government. And his legacy (whatever that is) is still with us even if he is no longer president.

      And BTW, questioning your government's authority is never "pathetic". Pathetic is being a pablum fed lemming and never questioning anything the government does - regardless of who the figurehead in charge happens to be.

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    31. Re:LOL by AK+Marc · · Score: 4, Informative

      Similarly, as I understand it Obama isn't technically a naturalized citizen of the US, because of the details of the laws where he was born.

      He isn't a naturalized citizen. He is a natural born citizen. The official records reflect a Hawaii birth. If that is true, he was born in the US to a mother that was a US citizen, and thus there is no question of his legality as a natural born citizen. However, there are people that assert he was born in Kenya. There is no evidence of this, other than a wish to have him declared ineligible to serve, and the fact that there isn't any evidence which eventually shows that there is a cover-up (incidentally, the Republican governor of HI would have to be in on it, as well as a number of foreign governments). Oh, and also, they are asserting that a minor mother can't convey citizen status to their child when foreign born, though I have not seen anything in US law establishing that, because if a child born abroad to a US citizen is a US citizen, then he is a natural born citizen as well.

      The details of where he was born is that he was born in a US state (not a territory, HI was a state at the time) to a US citizen mother, and thus was a US citizen at birth, making him a natural born citizen, and thus eligible for the office of the President of the United States. There exists no document that has been released (by any side) which disputes this. And if he were born a Kenyan citizen and

      Hillary Clinton's appointment as Secretary of State is blatantly unconstitutional (because the pay of that office was raised by congress during her current term).

      I'm confused as to which part of the Constitution this is in violation of. I'm guessing you were listening to conservative talk show radio or something. The 27th Amendment says "No law, varying the compensation for the services of the Senators and Representatives, shall take effect, until an election of Representatives shall have intervened." There is no conceivable reading of that law which makes her appointment unconstitutional, but based on your wording, it's the only thing that seemed close. Perhaps you could share your reasoning on this. However, from the lack of details, but not lack of conviction, I'm guessing that you have no idea what was violated, other than someone once said it violated something, and you hate those Democrats. Or have you been bashing Bush solidly for the past 8 years for his numerous violations of the Constitution as well?

    32. Re:LOL by Hojima · · Score: 5, Funny

      *HISSS* Curse your resourcefulness US government! You have ruined the plans of me, the evil(TM) Pedophiler! Now I shall have to resort to new phone-independent cameras with their accursed proficiency in range and resolution, like all the normal pedophiles. I'll get you yet! *Twirls mustache* And your little children too!

    33. Re:LOL by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pedantic-Man®, what are you talking about?

      Pedantic-Man(tm) is talking about ampersand-trade-semicolon, 'trademark,' not ampersand-reg-semicolon, 'all rights reserved.'

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    34. Re:LOL by 2short · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Thanks for supporting my point.

      The fact some Democrat may have taken a position you (and I) don't like is not terribly relevant to the story at hand. The story at hand is that Rep. Peter T. King is, in this case, advancing a stupid position.

      If you really want to compare the cases, I'd note that, according to your link, Rep. Berman (D-CA) frequently supports the interests of the monied and powerful among his constituents over what technically savvy people such as you and I might consider the interests of the greater good. This is a fault I would actually say was common across parties, and I certainly never implied Rep. Berman was not prone to it, or that I even liked him, (or any Democrat). Rep. King, on the other hand, is his own special brand of stupid, advancing an incoherent position in the interests of nobody. I'll not tar "politicians" nor even "Republicans" with my criticism here, as nobody but Rep. King appears to support this bill.

      Feel free to think poorly of politicians. Feel free to think even less of one party or another. Just don't let these feelings prevent you from singling out particular politicians that are even stupider than the rest. Such as Peter T. King, Congressman from New York, Republican, and moron.

    35. Re:LOL by DragonWriter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You do realize that the FISA court of review has stated that the TSP was legal

      This is not accurate; the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court of Review held that the Protect America Act was within the Constitutional power of Congress, and, therefore, that the portion of the TSP conducted within the confines (temporal and legal) of the PAA was legal. The TSP began before the PAA was proposed, much less adopted (and, as far as I know, continued after the PAA sunsetted, but that's another issue.) So at least some of the TSP is outside the scope of the ruling, even before considering whether all actions conducted under the TSP while the PAA was in force were, in fact, compliant with the PAA.

      I could say I don't know why this didn't make it onto the Slashdot site but then again I already know the answer to that.

      It is impossible to "know" the reason why something didn't happen when, in fact, it did happen.

      Sorry if that interferes with your fact-deficient rant.

    36. Re:LOL by kn0tw0rk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If taking pictures covertly of women isnt right then why do people buy magazines with pictures of celebrities taken by the paparatzi in this manner?

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    37. Re:LOL by atriusofbricia · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nope. It's still ridiculous. Having the government regulate every little thing is silly and pointless.

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    38. Re:LOL by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's ridiculous until one of your kids ends up with pics on the net that weren't authorized.

      As the father of a daughter with another coming very soon, I have to say this is ridiculous. There are so many ways around it that it becomes pointless.

      • Snip the wire going to the speaker
      • Break the speaker
      • Rewrite the firmware
      • Take a picture when there is a loud noise (car honking, cough, sneeze, etc whether from you or an accomplice)
      • Take a video instead of a picture
      • Use a telephoto lens

      Do you get the idea yet? This is only for politicians to look like they're doing something when they aren't actually doing anything. Perhaps the intention is to throw another crime at someone when this happens. That's the intention now, but eventually it'll be abused. Also, it ignores when you might want to have a silent photo for legitimate purposes.

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    39. Re:LOL by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's ridiculous until one of your kids ends up with pics on the net that weren't authorized.

      It's ridiculous regardless of that.

      The issue isn't that people are taking pictures, the issue is that people don't ask and you don't know what they're taking pictures of.

      Who said that it was?

      The issue is that this law would be micromanagement to a laughable degree... almost as bad as requiring windows to make noise when someone looks through them. They're trying to require that technology enforce manners, and this is utterly useless in regards to safety. If passed, it will be an idiotic law that people and companies have to worry about violating (and spend money to make sure they're "compliant"), and that provides no benefit to society.

      Luckily, I think this one is too ridiculous to go very far. As it is, it's only in committee.

      Did someone use their phone to take a picture of a Congressman's daughter drunk at a college party?

    40. Re:LOL by brianosaurus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even without turning off the sound, I can silence the ringer on most cell phones by placing my thumb over the speaker holes. How do they really expect this to work?

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    41. Re:LOL by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thats no good for me. I need to have a hand free when using my camera phone.

    42. Re:LOL by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Then maybe we should make laws about the taking of pictures, not silly little sounds.

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    43. Re:LOL by Malevolyn · · Score: 4, Funny

      From a loudspeaker next to the camera: "EXTERMINATE!"

      Fixed it for both of you.

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    44. Re:LOL by DinDaddy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Even worse, he was but-thinking about them.

    45. Re:LOL by LBt1st · · Score: 3, Informative

      It may be easier to just replace the sound file for the click-noise with a file containing silence.

      I did something similar with my RAZR for the count down picture function. In stead of playing goofy music I've got it counting down (spoken) from 10 (or 5 depending on the preference) to zero. So you actually know when the picture is being taken.

      This law would have no effect on anything that was actually trying to take sneaky pictures.

    46. Re:LOL by LBt1st · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If it's in public someone can still take pictures of your kids and it will be completely legal. Silly shutter sound or not. If anything, that sound is just going to anger you into doing something excessive. Then not only does someone have pictures of your kids, you get to go to jail to.

    47. Re:LOL by Admiral+Ag · · Score: 5, Funny

      "if they implement face recognition, I want CCTVs to state in a loud, offcial voice "I see you, [Insert Name]!"

      That's just crying out to be hacked in order to add "shaking that ass" on the end.

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    48. Re:LOL by sumdumass · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you would have read the decision itself instead of letting some liberal blogger dissect the ruling to the bash Bush benefit, you would have seen that the primary charge was that the PPA violated the fourth amendment provisions because it didn't require a warrant. The Court rulled that a Warrant was not required even though the supreme court has not specifically recognized a special exception for foreign intelligence because even though they alluded to it, they left another open with a well established provision of special needs. The court specifically said

      "The question, then, is whether the reasoning of the special needs cased applies by analogy to justify a foreign intelligence exception to the warrant requirement for surveillance undertaken for national security purposes and directed as a foreign power or an agent of a foreign power reasonable believed to be located outside the United States. Applying principles derived from the special needs cases, we conclude that this type of foreign intelligence surveillance possesses characteristics that qualify it for such and exception."

      Now don't get hung up on a then legal definition of foreign agent and foreign power not including a terrorists because the courts further address this with the fallback position of the petitioner who asseverates that if there is an exception, it should be specifically for foreign intelligence purposed as defined in US v Tuong. The courst specifically said "that dog will not hunt"
        It then goes on to describe problems with the FISA pre-patriot act when someone attempted to challenge the change from primary purpose to significant purpose. The specifically addresses the conditions before the patriot act and the FISA laws specifically in 2001 when the TSP came about. The court said

      "In Sealed Case 310 f.3d as 752-45. As we explained there, the fourth Circuit's "primary purpose" language- from which the pre-Patriot Act interpretation of "Purpose" derived- Drew an "unstable, unrealistic, and confusing" line between foreign intelligence purpose and criminal investigation purposed. A surveillance with a foreign intelligence purpose often will have some ancillary criminal-law purpose. The prevention or apprehension of Terrorism suspects, for instance, is inextricably intertwined with the national security concerns that are at the core of foreign intelligence collection. In our view the surveillance and whether- as in the special needs cases- that programmatic purpose involved some legitimate object beyond ordinary crime control."

      But wait, it keeps getting better and better. Like this next little nugget.

      "We add, moreover, that there is a high degree of probability that requiring a warrant would hinder the government's ability to collect time-sensitive information and, thus, would impede the vital national security interests that are at stake.

      It then cites tuong again

      Compulsory compliance with warrant requirement would introduce an element of delay, thus frustrating the government's ability to collect information in a timely manner."

      You should actually read it because the issues at hand in why the PAA was challenged are the exact same as with the TSP. The court also said that the fears of the boogerman and all the possible wrong doings were hogwash until it actually happens. It said there was no reason to believe that the government would not act in good faith without a warrant.

      BTW, if some of those statements I quoted from the court looks familiar, it's because it is the exact same line of reasoning given in support of the TSP.

    49. Re:LOL by Hojima · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The Pedophiler laughs in the face of danger, MWAHAHAHA *twirls mustache* *adjusts monocle*

      But in all seriousness, I felt I needed to point out that you really can't stop the supply of "child porn" without seriously infringing on our rights (and I mean hardcore middle eastern rights infringement, not the pussy liberal infringement we're still going through). In any case, I fail to see why people correlate sexual orientation with nurture more than nature. I wanted to point out through the use of satire that there is no "fuel" for the despicable actions of sexual offenders, other than the existence of children itself. I guess I did go a bit over-board seeing as it flew over some peoples' heads. I also feel the need to point out that this really is a witch hunt where the pedophiles are seen as some evil villains. In earlier centuries, it was normal for a 15 year old girl (sometimes younger) to get married. Personally, if she does it consensually, then it's none of my business as far as I'm concerned. However our society is still seeing sexual oppression reminiscent of Britain's Victorian era, where you could literally hang for being a slut.

    50. Re:LOL by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Funny

      From a loudspeaker next to the camera: "War is Peace; Freedom is Slavery; Ignorance is Strength."

      I know, too obvious...

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    51. Re:LOL by thegnu · · Score: 3, Funny

      but start impacting photography professionals and you'll have riots in the streets.

      Friedmud

      I'd love to see a professional photographer riot. That would be great. They'd all be excitedly taking pictures of each other while they got beaten to a bloody pulp. :)

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  2. What about open source phones? by pwnies · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What does this mean for open source phones? Does this mean that Android would be illegal in the US?

    1. Re:What about open source phones? by anss123 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What does this mean for open source phones? Does this mean that Android would be illegal in the US?

      No. But if the police catch you and you're Android doesn't 'click' - even if you don't have anything illegal on the phone - they have something to charge you with.

    2. Re:What about open source phones? by martinw89 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nevermind that, you could open up the phone and cut the wire to the speaker! So not only does this leave a large area to interpretation, it's easy to circumvent with a little determination.

    3. Re:What about open source phones? by Unending · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What about capturing a frame of video, how are they going to handle that?
      Obviously they haven't thought this out and it will like many other bills die a quiet death.

    4. Re:What about open source phones? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You know how it goes. The phone will be released with the US OS, which doesn't include the stuff that is illegal here.

      But you can go immediately to sites overseas and download a version that has all the good stuff pre-included. Since the phone OS is basically designed for this sort of swapping, it's hard to see how they could prevent this.

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    5. Re:What about open source phones? by nine-times · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I guess it depends on how the law is written.

      It would also prohibit such a phone from being equipped with a means of disabling or silencing the tone.

      What does it mean to be "equipped with a means" to do something? If I don't include any option in my list of settings, but it's easily hacked to silence the click, is that "equipped with a means of disabling the tone"?

      If so, then it seems like a potential engineering problem. How are you going to make a tamper-proof phone? With many phones, the speaker isn't that loud anyway, and you could probably muffle a single clicking sound by taping over the hole in the case in front of the speaker.

      If being able to alter the phone in such a way as to disable it doesn't count, then open source software shouldn't be a problem so long as it's distributed without exposing that setting by whomever is distributing it.

      And because of all that, I don't see any reason why this wouldn't be a dumb law. It's either going to be very hard for manufacturers to comply with it, or else very easy to circumvent for the consumer.

    6. Re:What about open source phones? by pieterh · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wait, the "Video Phone Predator Act" is in preparation, it requires all video-capable phones to make a government-mandated "heavy breathing" noise when filming.

      Next, the "Spy Glass Predator Act" will make it necessary for any hidden camera to marked with blinking red/blue LEDs and make a "pshooost!" sound each time it takes a frame.

      And finally, we have the bi-partisan "Window Predator Act", which requires all Glass Windows to be painted in black. This bill was sponsored by the Ink Manufacturers Association of America (IMAA).

      Happily Obama has promised "transparency", so the windows are probably safe.

    7. Re:What about open source phones? by 2short · · Score: 4, Informative

      It means nothing for open source or anything else because it is not a "New Law".

      It is a bill, introduced by single Republican Congressman, and not co-sponsored by anyone. To become law it just needs the support of 215 more congress people, 50 senators and the President...

      It means nothing except that Peter T. King (R-NY) is an idiot, a fact already well established, IMO.

    8. Re:What about open source phones? by philspear · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nevermind that, you could open up the phone and cut the wire to the speaker! So not only does this leave a large area to interpretation, it's easy to circumvent with a little determination.

      And then I could also cut the wire to the earpiece speaker, and then my phone also wouldn't have to play those annoying "mother/wife/boss talking" sounds.

    9. Re:What about open source phones? by Theoboley · · Score: 4, Funny

      They'll require it make the sound of a movie reel being played in a theater.

      *Click click click clickclickclick*

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    10. Re:What about open source phones? by characterZer0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Like many other bills die a quiet death, but nonetheless expending taxpayer dollars and making sure there is no time to read the earmarks of major bills.

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    11. Re:What about open source phones? by Unending · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The accuracy of this post depresses me.

  3. oh my head by spikedvodka · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why not just legislate that every time you take a picture, it bleats out "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE HERE, DO YOU MIND?"

    and anyways, adding a hard-wire normally closed switch to the wire leading to the speaker isn't hard to do.

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    1. Re:oh my head by tritonman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      don't forget, the next headlines will be about SECRET CIA CELL PHONES THAT DON'T CLICK!

  4. Leave well enough alone by onemorechip · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Next will have complaints from parents whose children's recitals are marred by clicking cell phones, newlyweds whose vows were interrupted by the same, etc., etc.

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    1. Re:Leave well enough alone by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...marring the children's rectals...

      That is quite a freudian slip there buddy.

      Recitals; yeah that would be the word you are looking for.

  5. Eh? by The+Moof · · Score: 5, Funny

    What next, requiring digital camcorders to make that old 8mm sounds while recording?

  6. Thank god by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was worried that congress had stuff to address that actually matters.

  7. Japan by Ninjaesque+One · · Score: 5, Informative

    I recall that Japan has a similar law, to prevent photos being taken of. . . things that Japanese men want to take pictures of, I guess.

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  8. Insanely stupid. by CannonballHead · · Score: 4, Insightful

    May as well pass a low mandating all shoes to have "clicky" heels so that we can't sneak up on anyone. Silent shoes are the highest contributors to predatory actions!

    Seriously, this is stupid. And besides, we all know someone will find a way to disable it, so it'll only make the non-bad people have to live with the click, right?

    I guess legislators don't know what else to do with their time. You'd think they'd start, I don't know, spending less.... nah.

  9. All cameras? by Imagix · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Does this apply to _all_ cameras? Security cams, webcams, etc? What about cell phones taking videos? Do they now have to play a whirring sound so that people know that the video camera is running (and then back to security cams, web cams, etc)?

  10. Surveillance by pipatron · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So the state can secretly monitor everything we do, but we are not allowed to do it ourselves?

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  11. Already so in Japan by Lunarian+Moogle · · Score: 5, Informative

    This requirement is actually already in practice in Japan. In fact, Apple recently had to adjust the Japanese iPhone software to accommodate this. http://cultofmac.com/to-prevent-upskirts-japanese-iphone-3g-always-alerts-when-taking-photos/2356

    1. Re:Already so in Japan by KeithJM · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The funny thing about this is when I hold the iphone to take a picture, I hold it with my left thumb on the bottom edge and my left index finger on the top edge. This keeps me from blocking the tiny lens on the back and also lets me look at the preview on the screen, while keeping my right hand free to push the button to take the picture. My left thumb naturally falls over the speaker. It also happens to block the camera sound (not because I want it to, it's just the easiest way for me to hold the camera).
      Perhaps this law will remove my left thumb and save me from myself.

  12. Expect to see... by Nrbelex · · Score: 5, Funny

    Expect to see a lot more ads for: "UPSKIRT SHOTS OF DEAF CHIKZ!1one." They should really require a strobe light to go off at the same time as the shutter sound.

  13. Crimes in progress by ewg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Probably a rare occurrence, but this means bystanders won't be able to photograph crimes in progress without alerting criminals.

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    1. Re:Crimes in progress by R2.0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Probably a rare occurrence, but this means bystanders won't be able to photograph arrests in progress without alerting the police."

      Fixed that for ya'

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    2. Re:Crimes in progress by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

      Probably a rare occurrence, but this means bystanders won't be able to photograph crimes in progress without alerting criminals.

      On the bright side, the cops will have to stop beating the guy cuffed on the ground to confiscate your camera and start beating you.

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  14. Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by khasim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Since any hacked camera will NOT make a sound ... will the cops randomly demand that people with camera-capable devices "demonstrate" that they click when a picture is taken? Since they will NOT be able to tell if someone was actually taking a picture or just seeing if they could frame the shot.

    Excuse me sir. I see you're talking on your cell phone. I will ask you to take a picture of me so that I may ascertain whether your phone is "Camera Phone Predator Alert Act" compliant.

    1. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Chyeld · · Score: 4, Funny

      At which time, I, as the wiley "bad guy", press the button telling the camera to make the clicking noise when taking a picture. After the mean ol'cop has left, I press it again and resume taking illicit photos of manhole covers.... ohh.. look, that one has some bubble gum stuck in the lettering.

    2. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Informative

      Since any hacked camera will NOT make a sound ... will the cops randomly demand that people with camera-capable devices "demonstrate" that they click when a picture is taken?

      The police will apparently have nothing to do with it.

      The text of the bill

      (b) Enforcement by Consumer Product Safety Commission- The requirement in subsection (a) shall be treated as a consumer product safety standard promulgated by the Consumer Product Safety Commission under section 7 of the Consumer Product Safety Act (15 U.S.C. 2056). A violation of subsection (a) shall be enforced by the Commission under section 19 of such Act (15 U.S.C. 2068).

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    3. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by philspear · · Score: 5, Funny

      I, as the wiley "bad guy", press the button telling the camera to make the clicking noise when taking a picture.

      Oh wow, you're advanced. I would have just made clicking sounds with my mouth.

    4. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Funny

      At which time, I, as the wiley "bad guy", press the button telling the camera to make the clicking noise when taking a picture. After the mean ol'cop has left

      I had a "friend" once who had a similar button in his car that would disable his brake lights. He made a living for a few years by getting "accidentally" rear-ended. Always managed to flip 'em back on by the time the cops showed up.

      Of course, said friend later died in a shootout with the police at a meth lab so I guess he wasn't born into the deep end of the gene pool.....

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    5. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by shmlco · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unfortunately, it means that concerts, plays, parties, weddings and nearly every other event is going to filled with incessant beeps and clicks.

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    6. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Naturalis+Philosopho · · Score: 4, Funny

      In the U.S., if they put encryption on the code that locks the clicking noise in place, then it would be a DMCA violation to hack the phone not to click. Isn't that just the most flexible piece of legislation?

    7. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by R2.0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ahhh - That's what they tried to do with handguns, and actually did in Massachusetts. They couldn't get gun control laws passed, so the AG declared guns to be under the jurisdiction of the Mass CPC. The stuff that required was "interesting" from a safety standpoint - hidden serial numbers, requiring that all handguns pass a "temperature" test (800F, so no Glocks, et al.)

      So now the federal CPSC is going to regulate how cell phone cameras work, NOT to protect the user, but to protect everyone else FROM the user.

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    8. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My worry is what the cop will do after he hears your phone click when you catch him beating the shit out of somebody. Makes it a little hard to conceal that you just caught him in action.

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    9. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by aardwolf64 · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Ziiiiiip...."

    10. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course, said friend later died in a shootout with the police at a meth lab so I guess he wasn't born into the deep end of the gene pool.....

      That's the best thing about the gene pool - there's no lifeguard. I really wish they'd take those warning stickers off hairdryers and such, though. Some of these 'tards are living long enough to reproduce.

    11. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by causality · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I had a "friend" once who had a similar button in his car that would disable his brake lights. He made a living for a few years by getting "accidentally" rear-ended. Always managed to flip 'em back on by the time the cops showed up.

      I wish this were much more common and lots of people did it. Maybe that's what it would take for people in general to understand why a good following distance is important. No, really, you're supposed to drive in such a way that something like this would never make you have an accident. People who refuse to do that are unfit to use a shared resource like the public roadways and I do not recognize their right to pose an unnecessary hazard to others (and why should you?).

      Ever notice those people who tailgate you until you approach a traffic light? Then they back off because they know you may have to slow down or stop and they know that their following distance is unsafe for that. Their arrogance is that they think they will always know when you have to slow or stop, that there is no such thing as deer or dogs or pedestrians or impatient drivers who suddenly create hazards and that everything always goes smoothly the way you intended with no unforeseen complications.

      I think this mentality also has something to do with the amount of debt that the average person (in the USA) carries and why so many people live from paycheck to paycheck when most of them have other options. That is, it's the unthinking "leaf in the wind" mentality, again, where people don't realize that they are living in such a way that leaves them open to what appear to be sudden and surprising events. The only amazing thing about the situation is that people can be so wide-open to these problems for so long before something finally does happen. That is no excuse for denial of what should be plainly true, but if someone wants to be in denial, this alone can help prevent them from seeing the cause and effect.

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    12. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by kenj0418 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ahhh - That's what they tried to do with handguns, and actually did in Massachusetts.

      They must have already passed that in Missouri too -- all of our handguns make a noise when they are fired. They seem to be permanently set on the 'car backfiring' setting too. I tried changing mine to 'birds chirping' to be less conspicuous, and all I ended up with was a bunch of dead birds.

    13. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by BronsCon · · Score: 4, Funny

      JESUS CHRIST! DON'T GIVE THEM ANY FUCKING IDEAS!

      Fuck! Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

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    14. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Belial6 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The same thing they did recently when a cop shot a restrained BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit) passenger. They would seize every cell phone that they could find calling it "evidence", and the CCTV cameras in the area would just happen to not be working. Of course, just like in the recent shooting, it might turn out a week later that one of the cctv cameras was working after all, as long as nothing incriminating can be seen from it's angle.

    15. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by causality · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Though a short search didn't turn up the article I was looking for, I remember reading here that there was a report that definitively linked a person's perception of the road with their tendancy to road rage.

      The more you thought of it as "your road" and people getting in "your way", the more likely you were to become angry when someone didn't drive as you wanted them to. I think this is a far more likely indicator than 'debt ratios'.

      I wasn't referring to "debt ratios" as that sounds like an actual term that is much more specific than the principle I was highlighting. I was referring to debt as a lifestyle choice; "choice" implying that I am limiting my description to those for whom other options are available. My point in mentioning debt is that there is such a thing as Truth. If you tell me that there isn't, I will say "oh really? is that ... ... true?" and it will immediately contradict itself. So, there is a "right" way to do things and it's usually much simpler than our ideas of the "optimal" way to do things, if you can grasp the difference.

      Apparently using such a mundane thing as financial debt to illustrate the point was a stumbling block for you. I know that because I was referring to a mentality and you responed as though I had made a positive claim about the reliability of it as an indicator of anything, which I did not. The idea is that a thing like debt does not happen by itself; it requires the indebted person's active participation and most of the time, that person had other choices. In this way debt is like obesity: a very tiny percentage truly honestly cannot help it, while the vast majority could have chosen differently. The victim mentality is quite popular and rather precious to a lot of people because they consider recognizing their mistakes, learning from them, and moving on to live a better life to be a painful process, so I'm sure I just "offended" lots of people by implying that they should do this. They'll blame me for that if they even have the courage to speak up, nevermind that I bear no malice (this isn't some immature "gotcha" game) and what I said is self-evident truth. What'll really "fry their noodle" is when they realize how much happier and more complete they'll be when they lose the victim mentality. That choice is theirs; all I can personally do is refuse to be another enabler for what I know to be wrong.

      In a similar spirit, it is not difficult to recognize that rear-ending the vehicle in front of you is the most easily preventable accident you could ever cause. It's so preventable that in most (all?) states of the USA, not taking steps to prevent it is a traffic violation, typically known as "following too closely", though unfortunately it is rarely enforced unless an accident has already happened.

      If it were up to me, we'd quit worrying so much about speeding (it should be obvious it has little to do with safety and much to do with revenue) and we would instruct police officers to look for people who follow too closely and people who fail to yield right-of-way, the two primary causes of accidents. A very close third would be people who get in the passing lane and then refuse to either pass the vehicle beside them or get out of the passing lane. I'm actually having people pre-emptively cut in front of me on the highway because they think I'm going to do that too, which is (no good, yet) understandable, considering that they probably got stuck an inconsiderate person for the duration of their trip the last time they extended benefit of doubt.

      Those who tailgate typically do it for one reason, and one reason only, they think you are in their way and they think riding your bumper is a way of bullying you out of their way.

      And here we get to the real heart of the matter. The best way to make sure that you never run out of bullies is to reward that behavior by giving them what they want. For that re

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  15. Great!!! by mlwmohawk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So now, when you take a picture of police shooting a restrained person in the back, they'll be alerted and shoot you!!!

    Silent camera phones are an important instrument to keep authorities in check.

    1. Re:Great!!! by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Funny

      Silent camera phones are an important instrument to keep authorities in check.

      The right of the people to keep and bear cell phone cameras shall not be infringed?

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  16. WTF? by BronsCon · · Score: 4, Informative

    Seriously. What. The. Fuck?

    That annoying fucken' sound is the fist thing I fucken' disable when I get a new phone, simply because it pisses me off.

    I've never taken "candid" photos, for which I'd need complete silence, I just don't like the extra noise. I disable my desktop sounds, as well. I'm just like that.

    And at a concert or other public event? I've never heard someone's camera phone making noises (other than ringing) at one, but I know they're being used to take pictures. ... actually, I have been in situations where silence was golden. I have no drawing skills and needed to copy down a diagram my instructor had drawn on the whiteboard. My (instructor approved, so ling as it didn't disrupt the class) answer? Camera phone.

    Not anymore, if this law passes!

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  17. Re:Grrrrrrrr, goddamn upskirters. by linzeal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is not pervs ruining it for the rest of us, it is craven idiotic politicians. Pervs will just use the publicly available hack which will come out less than 12 hours after this is passed into law.

  18. Cretins.. by TheCreeep · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What the hell is wrong with these people? Is this the one pressing issue at the moment? Don't they have something to do that is really worth their time? And who the hell silently takes photos of people with their phone? This will just inconvenience the innocent and have no next to no effect on anybody who is actually crazy enough to run around taking silent photos of people. They can muffle the speaker, they can get a silent camera without a phone attatched to it. They can RECORD VIDEO on their phones for crying out loud. Will they pass a law requiring the phone to make a screeching or barking noise or something when it records?

  19. Leica shutters don't click by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Interesting
    One of the things that photographers really liked about Leica film cameras is that they use very quiet shutters, allowing them to be used for unobtrusive candid shots.

    Perhaps this law might consider banning Leicas too.

    Like most laws of this sort, there is almost no chance of making it work.

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  20. Technology is Speech, Don't Restrict It by TheSpoom · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm coming to the conclusion now that any legislation that forces changes on technology is a violation of the right to free speech.

    Think about it. Source code is speech. It can do what you want, say what you want, be what you want. If you accept that, then legislating that you can't do certain things with technology is restricting the number of possible ideas that you can express.

    So then, the question becomes "is this a valid restriction on the free speech of the populace?" There are some that most people agree with, like yelling "fire" in a crowded theatre where no such fire exists. But these are very limited; they generally directly endanger one or more other people by that speech alone (in this case due to trampling, etc).

    In this case, we're dealing with a hypothetical: Some people may use their cell phones to stalk other people, putting them in danger. Is it right to restrict everyone due to the actions of a few? Especially when there are valid reasons why someone might want to express an idea (in this case, have their cell phone's sound off), the answer should be no.

    Lawmakers get around this because most people don't associate mechanisms and software with speech, but the sooner we all understand that fundamentally it's all the same, the better.

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  21. If you would like to see this killed in committee. by mellon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...now's your chance. It's been referred to the House Committee on Energy and Commerce. Please check the membership list to see if your representative is on it. If so, please call them and ask them not to support this bill when it is considered by the committee. Be polite. Try to have a good reason prepared before you call.

  22. Much ado about nothing by SirGarlon · · Score: 5, Informative

    TFA even has a link to the bill's page at Thomas (which is the server that Congresspersons use to keep track of legislative business, and is open to the public). Current status is:

    Referred to the House Committee on Energy and Commerce.

    Also note that the bill's sole sponsor, Rep. Peter T. King (R-NY), does not sit on the House Committee on Energy and Commerce.

    The most likely scenario is that this bill will sit in committee until it quietly dies (a very common fate, I would add).

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  23. My flatulent cellphone by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 3, Funny

    My first project with a clicking cellphone, will be to replace the clicking sound with a 8.0 Richter scale flatulent sound.

    "Hey, did you just take a picture of me?"

    "Hey, dumb-ass, can't you tell the difference between a camera click and a fart?"

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  24. Committee by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you click the link, and then click the link on that link to the actual source, it's a bill introduced by Rep Peter T. King [NY-3] introduced 1/9/2009 with no cosponsors; referred to House Committee on Energy and Commerce.

    Most bills submitted to committees never get out of committee, espercially the ones with no co-sponsors, buried under the press of other stuff that congress can do which they think will actually get them votes. By introducing the bill he can tell the constituants that were lobbying for this "I introduced a bill in Congress to solve that very" and make it sound like he actually did something.

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  25. Deaf victims? by philspear · · Score: 5, Funny

    For one thing, this law would do NOTHING to alert deaf victims they are being photographed! Some of them could be kids!

    1. Re:Deaf victims? by Dolohov · · Score: 4, Funny

      Clearly in addition to a piercing shriek (to alert the merely hard of hearing), the flash should be required at all times.

      Oh no! What about the deaf *and* blind?!

    2. Re:Deaf victims? by philspear · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh no! What about the deaf *and* blind?!

      A probe to poke the target that would spell out in morse code that you're being photographed.

  26. One of the most stupid Bills in history... by flajann · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Nevermind camera phones -- what about cameras?

    Well, we know where this is really going. They want to eventually outlaw use of cameras in public.

    Leave it to the government to enact stupid laws that takes even more of our freedom away. And of course, the real grit will be found in the complete text of the bill. I'm sure they will not stop at camera phones....

  27. Re:If you would like to see this killed in committ by Nkwe · · Score: 4, Informative

    How about this link instead? It has the membership of the 111th congress, not the 110th (as is linked by the parent). You have to click on the "Membership" tab. If you didn't read the parent, this is who is on the committee; find out if your representative is on the list and contact them.

  28. Re:remove? by Migraineman · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mistress? Look, I've got enough problems maintaining the needs of one woman. Why would I voluntarily adopt the stress of a second woman?

    Besides, if my mistress was calling me, I'm certain she'd be yammering about how I never bring her flowers or that I'm not serious about our relationship. Leave the tape in place ...

  29. Re:Japan by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 5, Funny

    Godzilla?

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  30. Leica by dargaud · · Score: 3, Insightful
    In the good old days there were photographers who were ready to pay 3 times as much for a few dB less noise, they usually purchased Leicas, for instance for classic concert photography, or weddings, or animals, or anything that required silence. Now that we finally have silent cameras those political hacks want to... ban them ?!?

    I guess once we finally have affordable and perfectly silent electric cars, instead of breathing a sight of relief and listen to birds when you walk down the streets, those same asswipes will force them to be just as noisy...

    All for your (and your children's) security, of course.

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  31. Govtack by Zonk+(troll) · · Score: 4, Informative

    You can track the bill here on Govtrack. If this gets past committee please write or call your representative and ask them to reject yet another unnecessary regulation.

    In addition, if you live in New York's 3rd Congressional District, please remember how your representative wants to waste our tax dollars when you vote next year.

    After doing a little more research on him, here's another very good reasons to vote him out. Quoting his campaign website:

    Pete was a strong supporter of the PATRIOT Act, creating the Homeland Security Department, profiling for terrorists at airports and allowing the National Security Agency to wiretap foreign terrorists making telephone calls into our country.

    Please vote this guy out.

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  32. Re:Japan by ari_j · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is there actually something that Japanese men don't want to take pictures of?

  33. Re:Already in japan? by inviolet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wasn't this law just borrowed from japan, which has been dealing with this kind of stuff for a while? I could have sworn that I read about some similar law a few years ago due to the gropey-nature of japanese city dwellers.

    Yes it was.

    As an aside, camera-phones have almost completely ruined the Mardi Gras experience. When everyone has a phone taking pictures to be immediately posted onto the internet where they will remain forever, the curtains quickly fell on the lovely era of chicks flashing random strangers in the street.

    Western culture is apparently in that ugly teenage phase of the Information Revolution, in which we have the ability to generate ubiquitous data but have not yet matured enough to appreciate the occasional massive value of data impermanence.

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  34. Even better by Pope · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It doesn't have to be 50/50 by any means, simply vote for a non-incumbent. Change is good :)

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  35. Model Tee Hee Hee by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    In similar news, lawmakers will require all horseless carriages (we call them "cars") to periodically whinny like a horse. (Ford Escorts do that anyhow after it rains, although I don't know if it's intentional.)
         

  36. VERY important instrument, needs protection by weston · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's VERY important. In fact, one of the best things we might do to protect against abuse of power is to explicitly PROTECT the use of photographic/video/audio recording devices, because it's obvious that there isn't enough protection right now.

    Take the recent case of Oscar Grant. He was fatally shot by a BART officer on New Year's. Witnesses said the man was restrained and essentially helpless when the officer shot him, but of course, the BART spokesman Jim Allison said the victim was not restrained when the gun discharged.

    Funny, Mr. Allison, because independent footage taken by a witness with a cellphone showed a different story. And guess what? That footage almost wasn't available because an officer attempted to confiscate the camera (see the cbs5.com article: "[Vargas] also said she resisted an officer's attempt to confiscate her camera") -- she's probably lucky she wasn't shot as well.

    And take the recent case of Marilyn Parver who was bullied by Jet Blue staff and threatened with actions from being banned from flying to "$10,000 in fines and 25 years in jail" -- because she videotaped an incident on a Jet Blue plane from her seat and refused to delete the footage. I don't know about you, but my reaction to this is to want to contact Jet Blue and ASKING them to put me on their no-fly list until they apologize to this woman and change their policy.

    Overall, I think there needs to be law explicitly stating that in any space (public or private) in which there's no reasonable expectation of privacy, recording devices are not only allowed, the right to use them can't be infringed, and that no private entity or public agency can demand either surrender or destruction of the device or recordings (although it does seem reasonable to let the law compel delivery of unaltered copies).

  37. Re:Japan by Tuoqui · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Theres this wonderful technology called pants. I'm sure if upskirt photos were that much of a problem then these japanese ladies could employ this technology that men have been using for centuries.

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  38. WHERE is the law being introduced? by Gerzel · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seriously why isn't this in the article summery?

    It would take less than a sentence. Can the mods please wake up and at least require a bare minimum standard?

  39. What about good uses? by cervo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What if I am robbed and I snap a picture of the perp? Now that he hears the phone he might just decide to kill me....

    What if the police are brutally beating someone and I snap a picture to report them later. Now they may decide to brutally beat me...

    This is just stupid. I mean yes there are bad uses for the phone. But there are also good uses.

  40. give me a break by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I get your point, but gridlock is not a good thing. Take it from someone living in California, waiting for the state to run out of money because these idiots in the legislature refuse to agree on a budget. We're $43 billion in the hole without a plan to fix it. Gridlock is not the answer.

    1. Re:give me a break by SoapBox17 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Disagree. If you had had the gridlock before they spent that $43 billion then you wouldn't have this problem....

  41. Re:If this is the camera crew who -were- filming u by hedwards · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This isn't interesting, filming is a verb meaning shooting video. You don't get modded interesting for complaining that shooting people ought to leave them dead or maimed.

  42. when I was young.... by roc97007 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What we need is a car analogy. I don't have one. How about a motorcycle analogy?

    My step-dad rode an old BSA (British bike, leaked oil) when I was a kid. It had a minor fault -- the required (in California) stoplight button on the rear brake pedal didn't work, and he never bothered to fix it. In those days and that area, cops would randomly pull over bikers ostensibly for safety checks, but actually to check their id and registration, run the plate, and generally look for trouble.

    Step-dad would be required to demonstrate that the rear stoplight function worked. So he'd get in the bike, steady himself with his left hand on the handlebars, push the rear brake pedal down while simultaneously squeezing the front brake lever, which did turn on the stoplight. Ran it like that for years, was stopped many times, cops never caught on.

    This is a feel-good law. I can't imagine that the people writing it really think it'll work. At most it'll nail a few people on false positives, but the true hard-core perverts, and the geeks who can't resist a challenge, will figure out work-arounds in next to no time. It's just software, after all. If you can jailbreak a phone, you can probably figure out how to temporarily turn off a mandatory feature.

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  43. Welcome to city 17 by linhares · · Score: 5, Interesting
    "Welcome, welcome to City 17, you have chosen or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I have been proud to call City 17 my home. So whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to City 17.

    It's safer here."

  44. Whoosh? by Anachragnome · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've been looking through all these posts and cannot seem to find the one with the obvious in it.

    Soon as I read the article title, the first thing through my mind was "Great. Another law for paranoid cops."

    Click. Cop now knows he is being photographed.

    Fortunately, most people, including cops, know this is a waste of time as anyone that really cared would have disabled the fucking noise already.

    There should be a law against idiots trying to make stupid laws like this.