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Utah Trying To Restrict Keyword Advertising ... Again

Eric Goldman writes "The Utah legislature has tried to restrict keyword advertising twice before, with disastrous results. In 2004, Utah tried to ban keyword advertising in adware; that law was declared unconstitutional. In 2007, Utah tried to regulate competitive keyword advertising; after a firestorm of protests, Utah repealed the law in 2008. Despite this track record, Utah is trying to regulate keyword advertising a third time. HB 450 would allow trademark owners to block competitors from displaying certain types of keyword ads. In practice, this law is just another attempt by the Utah legislature to enact a law that doesn't help consumers at all but does help trademark owners suppress their online competition."

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  1. remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Please remove the "Mormons" tag. Not all Mormons think that way. San Francisco has liberal Mormons, Texas has conservative Mormons, and there are libertarians dispersed throughout.

    1. Re:remove the Mormons tag by qoncept · · Score: 3, Insightful

      +1. It's like having a story about water melons and adding a "black people" tag.

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    2. Re:remove the Mormons tag by stoolpigeon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It would have dropped off on its own - now you all have made sure anyone who comes along the thread later will know it was there. Sometimes it is worth just chilling out and seeing where things go.

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    3. Re:remove the Mormons tag by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      San Francisco has liberal EX-Mormons

      Fixed that for you. Or rather, made a cheap joke out of that for you since you are probably right.

    4. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Ironchew · · Score: 5, Funny

      You have experienced the horror of keyword advertising!

    5. Re:remove the Mormons tag by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 4, Funny

      Please remove the "Mormons" tag. Not all Mormons think that way. San Francisco has liberal Mormons, Texas has conservative Mormons, and there are libertarians dispersed throughout.

      Oh, c'mon, Dude!! What's wrong with you? Geez... Christian-bashing is the last socially acceptable form of bigotry left to Americans, and now you want to take that away, too?

    6. Re:remove the Mormons tag by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It would have dropped off on its own - now you all have made sure anyone who comes along the thread later will know it was there. Sometimes it is worth just chilling out and seeing where things go.

      Maybe. But most times it's worth taking a stand and pointing out bigotry and hypocrisy in the editorial slant of holier-than-thou hipster tech blogs right when you find it.

    7. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am
      a) an active Mormon
      b) determined to never live in Utah, or any other red state for that matter
      c) a libertarian. Extremely socially liberal.
      d) Opposed to the legislation mentioned in this story

      The state of Utah is not an accurate representation of the Church as a whole. Please believe me.

    8. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah really. The correct tag would have been "lds", not "mormons".

    9. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well, thats fine and everything, but no one considers Mormons to be Christians except themselves.

    10. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you haven't been paying attention but most of the "Christians" have no problem bashing and suppressing the rights of gays.

    11. Re:remove the Mormons tag by kindbud · · Score: 1

      Christian-bashing is the last socially acceptable form of bigotry left to Americans, and now you want to take that away, too?

      Non-Mormon Christians generally don't consider Mormons to be Christians, so to most Christians, this is not Christian-bashing anymore than Islam-bashing or Jew-bashing is Christian-bashing. Oh but wait, now that's three religions that get bashed, so I guess your "last acceptable bigotry" whine is out the window, too.

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    12. Re:remove the Mormons tag by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That just isn't true. Some don't, some do. If you ask me, the smart ones do consider Mormons to be Christians (you know, since they believe in Christ, and all).

    13. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, that would be a full time job around here. With a few assistants. Working 28 hour days.

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    14. Re:remove the Mormons tag by ZoobieWa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually I think the link can be made. Utah is the Mormon core. The culture starts here (I live here) and radiates outward. Almost every lawmaker is Mormon. They are informed in their economic policies by the church. This law is, in effect, largely Mormon. Church and state are not so separated here. If you lived here, you wouldn't be considered to be a very good Mormon.

    15. Re:remove the Mormons tag by stoolpigeon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Those tags are user generated. Do you think it is also worthwhile to reply to every comment troll?

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    16. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. Now maybe if being black was a choice, it would be like having a story about Harlem and adding a "black people" tag.

    17. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh. I forgot to add:

      e) afraid to reveal my identity, even though I am proud of what I believe

    18. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Insightful

      +1. It's like having a story about water melons and adding a "black people" tag.

      Actually, it's like having a story about laws regarding information technology and someones persecution complex turns the thread about their religion, the places where it is practiced, and the vrious shades it comes in.

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    19. Re:remove the Mormons tag by gnick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, my take is that most people consider Mormons to be Christians, although kind of an odd sect. But, many Christians refuse to acknowledge Mormons to be Christian. Actually I've talked to more than one Protestant that even consider Catholics to be non-Christian. It all seems a bit silly to me - If you consider Jesus holy, you're a Christian. If you don't, you're not. Some Christians just have very very different beliefs and practices than other Christians.

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    20. Re:remove the Mormons tag by the_B0fh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you consider Jesus holy

      By that standard, Jews and Muslims are Christians too!

    21. Re:remove the Mormons tag by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Please remove the "Mormons" tag. Not all Mormons think that way.

      But most Mormons do. They are a fairly conservative bunch on the whole. The story is about a conservative, Republican, Mormon dominated legislature trying to get the internet to play by corporate rules. The "mormon" tag is just as appropriate as a "republican" or "conservative" or "corporations" tag on the story.

      People can legitimately object to stereotypes and prejudices. But sometimes those stereotypes are things that are legitimately true and that need to be said, even if they do offend. Not allowing this leads to situations in which we now find ourselves. According to the UN, we can now no longer "defame" religions or their followers, no matter how much we disagree with their beliefs or practices.

      Forget the rough stuff. Mormons, by dogma, can't drink coffee and tea. I personally think this is a stupid prohibition. Muslims, again by dogma, can't draw pictures of Mohammad. I personally think this a really stupid prohibition. Catholics( especially in third world countries), again by dogma, can't use condoms. I personally think this is an appallingly stupid prohibition which costs lives every single day. I think the people who follow these prohibitions are being unreasonable, inconsiderate and irresponsible.

      My opinions here could land me in jail in many countries for being "bigoted" or for "stereotyping" or for "hate speech". Some people will say that I'm tarnishing the image of whole groups of people, or that not all people in those groups support these prohibitions. Tell that to the people living in Utah, or Saudi Arabia, or Italy, who have to put up with prohibitions imposed on them in the name of the silent religious majority.

      In conclusion, it is not automatically "Wrong(TM)" to stereotype a religious community. In fact, when that communities religious practices start to infringe on others liberties, it is right to stereotype, lampoon and indeed "defame" those practices, and to force that community to reflect upon itself. Religion should never be except from criticism, and especially satire.

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    22. Re:remove the Mormons tag by CaptainPatent · · Score: 2, Funny

      There needs to be a "+1 Priceless" tag for comments like this.

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    23. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      There are always going to be people of a relgious slant who believe they are the holy guardians and safekeepers of the one true message. These people will always consider those who present the message in a different manner to be heritics and thus just as unholy as those who reject the message straight out.

      Regardless, those who don't see themselves in that light (over that particular message) will often group everyone with similar messages into the same label. Be it Christian, Muslim, Liberal, Conservative, or etc.

    24. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you consider Jesus to be the son of God, you're a Christian.

    25. Re:remove the Mormons tag by gnick · · Score: 1

      Jews, Muslims, and others consider Jesus to be historically important, but not necessarily divinely inspired or in the direct lineage of God. Maybe we're using different interpretations of the word "holy".

      IANA religious scholar.

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    26. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seagulls and magic underwear deserve a persecution complex

    27. Re:remove the Mormons tag by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      Actually I've talked to more than one Protestant that even consider Catholics to be non-Christian. It all seems a bit silly to me - If you consider Jesus holy, you're a Christian. If you don't, you're not.

      The matter is somewhat more seriously defined than that. In general The Nicene Creed is regarded as the main Christianity test, in order to distinguish it from doctrines like Arianism, or other religions entirely like Judaism or Islam. Reading over it, it seems pretty clear that just about every modern day Christian sect accepts that creed in whole or in large part, even those that say they don't.

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    28. Re:remove the Mormons tag by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      I think he meant "if you consider Jeebus the son of God" ;) It's an easy mistake to make.

    29. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Is it always bigotry if someone is intolerant of a religion? What if there's an article about suicide cults, and I tag it 'heavensgate'? Bigotry? What if there's an article about female circumcision, and I tag it 'islam'? I'm just curious as to where the line is drawn. Personally, I think religion has unfairly worked itself into a position where to criticize it is seen as bigotry tantamount to racism, which is absurd.

    30. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err, no. (How did this get an insightful tag?).

      The primary difference between the big 3 is the concept of the Messiah. The Christians claim Jesus was the Messiah, the Muslims claim Mohammad, and the Jews say the Messiah hasn't arrived yet.

    31. Re:remove the Mormons tag by djp928 · · Score: 1

      The thing with Mormons is that they don't actually believe in the divinity of Jesus. Jesus being both "God" and the "Son of God" is a central tenent of Christianity. Mormons believe Jesus was a man who became divine--mainstream Protestant Christianity completely rejects that idea. To them Jesus was fully divine and fully human during his time on Earth (yeah, I know, it's a bunch of crazy mutually exclusive crap, but I'm just telling you what Christians actually believe or at least are "supposed" to believe). And Mormons see Jesus as kind of a super-angel now, not the Son of God or God incarnate like mainstream Christians.

      So yeah, to a lot of Christians, Mormons can't be Christians, because they don't believe in several of the core tenents of the faith.

      Similarly, Catholics have this weird Mary fetish. They pray to Mary to intercede with Jesus on their behalf. This is also against what mainstream Protestantism preaches, which is that Mary was just a woman, who happened to be chosen by God to bear His child. Her significance beyond that is minimal. Catholics, however, believe she was born without original sin and was "clean" her whole life, therefore being worthy of some kind of holy reverence. In fact, the term "Immaculate Conception", which most people think refers to the conception of Jesus by a virgin, actually is Catholic dogma concerning the conception of *Mary*. She was born without original sin, and was therefore "clean" and a proper vessel for the conception of Jesus.

      Protestants reject all this--the Bible states in many places that nobody but God is without sin, so they reject the idea that Mary was born without the taint of original sin. They also tend to argue that even if she somehow *was* born without original sin, it is impossible for any human (who doesn't also happen to be God incarnate, anyway!) to live a life totally free from sin, so even if she had been born "clean", she didn't die that way, and so isn't really worthy of the special importance Catholics think she has.

    32. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Brother Coward, Since you have successfully removed the "mormon" sign from this, we would like you to formally go on a mission as Elder Coward to explain to everyone how the church officially teaches that homosexuality can be cured.

    33. Re:remove the Mormons tag by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 3, Informative

      What is bigoted about adding a "mormon" tag when over 80% of the Utah state legislature are members of the LDS church?

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    34. Re:remove the Mormons tag by geobeck · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ...even though I am proud of what I believe

      Ah, but you're not supposed to be proud in your belief, but humble in it. After all, did not St. James Buffett describe the seven deadly sins thusly:

      1. Pride...Thou shalt not have pride in thy neighbor.
      2. Coveting...Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife.
      3. Lust...Thou shalt not lust after his neighbor's wife.[sic]
      4. Anger...Do not be angry with your neighbor's wife.
      5. Gluttony...Do not eat thy neighbor's wife's...popcorn.
      6. Envy...Do not envy your neighbor's wife.
      7. Sloth...Do not be a slob.
      8. And the eighth deadly sin is...PIZZA!

      For what it's worth, I know two Mormon couples. They're very nice people, they don't have multiple wives, and are very active in the community. They don't proselytize on the evils of keyword advertising. And that proves this isn't "a Mormon thing" because, as we all know, the plural of "anecdote" is "data".

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    35. Re:remove the Mormons tag by YenTheFirst · · Score: 1

      [citation needed]
      "....church officially teaches...."

      please cite at least one, current, first party source that states the belief that "homosexuality can be cured"

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    36. Re:remove the Mormons tag by geobeck · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think the difference boils down like this:

      • Jews and Muslims consider Christ to be a prophet.
      • Christians consider Christ to be The Prophet.
      • Televangelists consider Christ to be The Profit.
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    37. Re:remove the Mormons tag by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Christian: a person who adheres to Christianity, a monotheistic religion centered on the life and teachings of Jesus of Nazareth and interpreted by Christians to have been prophesied in the Hebrew Bible/Old Testament.
      Christian: a person who has received Christian baptism or is a believer in Jesus Christ and his teachings.

      Mormon: Those who believe in the Book of Mormon, a sacred text that adherents believe to be "another testament of Jesus Christ" and testifies of the Bible as part of the religion's canon.
      Mormon: A member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

      The foundation of Mormonism is that Joseph Smith, Jr. was visited by God the Heavenly Father and His Son, Jesus Christ. These divine beings instructed him that he was to join no organized religion and that he was to prepare himself for a greater work that would follow. Joseph Smith later brought forth (The Book of Mormon) that was written by ancient Christian Prophets who lived in the American Continent, and he also restored what he called the true religion as founded by Jesus Christ himself, with all rites, rituals, and doctrines as they were in primitive Christianity.

      Let the definitions over to an encyclopedia or a dictionary. Don't know whether you can put Mormons under Christians because they do not believe in the Jesus from the Bible (I think, never investigated) but rather believe in 'another' Jesus from the Book of Mormon. Could have been a Mexican named 'Jesus' since their prophets lived in the American Continent and lived from 600 before our calendar started counting while the 'Christian' Jesus lived in the Palestine area somewhere from 2 to 34 on our calendar.

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    38. Re:remove the Mormons tag by geekoid · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      No.It's like having a story about watermelons and giving it a farm tag.

      If the story was about a grown man having sex with his 14 year old tagged Mormon would fit your example better...assuming he wasn't Mormon.

      All Mormons money goes to the Mormon church which likes to crush people with different views. So to say you are a 'liberal' Mormon is nonsense. Their money(which they are mandated to give) goes to forcing conservative view on people who aren't Mormon, for example suppressing gay rights.

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    39. Re:remove the Mormons tag by flitty · · Score: 2
      Ok, if you are going to argue about which invisible fairy is right, at least get your facts straight about Mormons.

      To them Jesus was fully divine and fully human during his time on Earth ...And Mormons see Jesus as kind of a super-angel now, not the Son of God or God incarnate like mainstream Christians.

      No, he's God's special son. In mormon doctrine, everyone is one of god's children, just jesus was the special one who was sent to atone for everybody elses sins. Hell, even lucifer is gods son, he just wanted to force everyone to be good, rather than giving them free choice.

      The main difference between "mainstream Christians" (as you call them) and mormons, is that mormons don't believe in the weird Trinity Thing. They see the trinity as 3 separate beings. Most of the other stuff regarding Divinity/godhood is the same. it's like arguing that if you think that Jesus' skin color is other than white, you aren't a christian.

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    40. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Except that Mormonism is the Scientology of early America. Anyone here who rallies against the COS when they do...what they do, but gives slack to the LDS, has been deluded by the idea that "real" religions are sacrosanct and shouldn't be attacked for any reason.

      Bashing a religion is not bigotry, because your choice of religion is your own. Most monotheists believe that in order to have fulfillment as a sentient being, you need to be personally adored by the omnipotent, eternal creator of existence itself. To me that seems slightly self-centered. Christians worship and purport to love a god that demanded that his own son be brutally tortured and executed if he didn't want to see his favorite race of created beings done the same way. Mormonism and Scientology are even worse because they haven't been around long enough to weed out the people at the top who know that it's all lies but continue to profit from it anyway. Pointing out the flaws in that sort of thinking, or even making blanket statements about how stupid those religions are, is not bigotry, it's pointing out that a set of ideas is stupid. Not only completely different, but absolutely reasonable.

    41. Re:remove the Mormons tag by geekoid · · Score: 1

      To bad that in no way applies to the tags. That isn't an editors tag, it's the users.

      Of course, now that a stink seems to be a stink, I'm going to tag it Mormon as well~

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    42. Re:remove the Mormons tag by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      Visa objects to your suggestion that a word it considers to be part of one or more of it's trademarks (i.e. "Priceless") be used as a keyword or identifier tag on the internet in any manner whatsoever without prior authorization... Don't make us get our lobbyists out!

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    43. Re:remove the Mormons tag by flitty · · Score: 1

      You're getting your numbers confused. The Book Of Mormon says that Jews came over from Israel in 600 bc, became american indians (oops, "new" revlations say that, well, maybe Native Americans AREN'T from Jewish decent, our bad..), fought a lot until about 33 ad, then shortly after jesus died, he came over to america and visited with the indians, then, the different tribes (lamenites, nephites) wiped each other out because they were evil, and buried the Book of their history written on gold (the Book of mormon) in New York.

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    44. Re:remove the Mormons tag by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you are still wrong. If you knew anything about Mormonism, especially with respect to secular law, you would realize the the "mormon" tag is not as appropriate as you assume. There are lots of conservatives in UT, yes. And lots of Mormons to be sure. But its not like UT is an island of conservatism out here in the Intermountain West. In fact, they seem to dominate until you are within sight of the Pacific.

      Its one thing to point out the idiosyncrasies of a religion or group. Personally, I am not to concerned if people get angry about being stereotyped on principle, when the stereotype is largely true. There are always exceptions -- exceptional people can just get over it, for all I care.

      So it doesn't bother me that you are stereotyping. It bothers me that you are making baseless statements based on ignorance.

    45. Re:remove the Mormons tag by goldsend · · Score: 1

      Actually, that would be kind of irrelevent. The Mormons consider themselves (ourselves) a christian denomination. Essentially any religion that follows the teachings of Jesus exclusivly is christian. The jews and muslims can not make that claim. The jews don't actually consider him holy.

    46. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Mormons, by dogma, can't drink coffee and tea. I personally think this is a stupid prohibition."

      FYI, Its not that Mormons can't, its that they see the greater value, happiness, etc. in choosing to not drink most coffees and teas.

      I say 'most' because things such as herbal teas (basically not black and green) are actually OK.

    47. Re:remove the Mormons tag by djp928 · · Score: 1

      Well first, let me just state I'm only repeating what I've heard from Protestant friends. So if they got Mormon doctrine wrong... well, hey, not surprising. I do have several Mormon friends, but contrary to popular belief, when they're not out specifically looking for "recruits", they're not pushy about their faith like a lot of more "mainstream" Christians are, so I've not learned a whole lot about Mormon doctrine straight from the horses mouth, as it were.

      But one thing my Protestant friends always stress is that belief in the trinity is a core tenent of Christianity, and if you don't believe it, you're not a Christian. To them, Jesus is fully God *and* was fully man when he was on Earth. He never sinned, but being fully man, *was* capable of it. But rejecting the full divinity of Christ (and in fact, rejecting that he was around at the creation of the Universe, and in fact *is* the creator, as most Protestants do) makes you "not Christian" in their eyes.

      Anyway, I'm not personally making any of these arguments. But the thread touched on "what Protestants think of Mormons" so I'd chime in with what I've heard about Mormons from several Protestants. :-)

         

    48. Re:remove the Mormons tag by genner · · Score: 1

      No.It's like having a story about watermelons and giving it a farm tag.

      ....but I grow watermelons in my garden.
      How dare you suggest all melons come from farms.
      Hey, being offended is fun. I see why people do it.

    49. Re:remove the Mormons tag by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I suggest you review the dissertation of Max Ford Mcbride, BYU, 1976. "Effect of Visual Stimuli In Electric Aversion Therapy"

      You might also want to look at the work of Dr. RObert Card and the relationship with LDS social services.

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    50. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      It's like having a story about water melons and adding a "black people" tag.

      Back in Illinois during the 1840s, there was a group of black people who really really (and I mean really) liked watermelons. They just couldn't get along with all the other black people - ones who could pretty much take watermelons or leave them, or ones who liked them only once in a while. A state of hostilities existed with the ones who didn't like them at all, because they taste like cucumbers a bit.

      Anyway, to cut a long story short, everyone else got mighty sick of them and told them where they'd shove their watermelons if they didn't STFUAW. So the melon munchers all trekked off into the middle of the desert and set up a state where all you're allowed to eat is watermelons.

      On that planet, you are 100% correct.

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    51. Re:remove the Mormons tag by furby076 · · Score: 1

      Wait you mean Viagra spammers won't be allowed to embed keywords such as Pepsi, Weight Loss, Education? Oh noes....

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    52. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Editorial slant? Holier-than-thou? Hipster?

      You have not been reading Slashdot long enough, clearly.

    53. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about we just say that religion bashing in general is the last socially acceptable form of bigotry?

      Not that that's a bad thing...

    54. Re:remove the Mormons tag by genner · · Score: 0

      Essentially any religion that follows the teachings of Jesus exclusivly is christian.

      Mormans don't follow the teachings of Jesus exclusivly. They believe Jesus'teachings were forever lost and therefore they follow the teachings of Joseph Smith.

    55. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, and:

      f) I'm a 45 year old man
      g) I'm married to my 12 year old cousin.

    56. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if it was a tag then the slant wasn't in the blog itself, was it? what do we do about holier than thou comments?

    57. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And yet you post as an Anonymous Coward. I think people have an obligation to stand up and say this without fear of reprisal. Because if you are only willing to say something without attaching yourself to it, you're really killing your own qualifications.

      That said, I endorse the post above.

    58. Re:remove the Mormons tag by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Informative

      *nudge nudge*

      The "Priceless" ad campaign was mastercard...

    59. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's because those who live in glass houses would prefer no one throws stones...

    60. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      the smart ones do consider Mormons to be Christians (you know, since they believe in Christ, and all

      I never knew that Jews and Moslems were Christians.

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    61. Re:remove the Mormons tag by genner · · Score: 1

      Reading over it, it seems pretty clear that just about every modern day Christian sect accepts that creed in whole or in large part, even those that say they don't.

      Yeah the part most portestant christians have a problem with is

      "And I believe one holy Catholic and Apostolic Church"

      That pretty much makes the creed Catholics only right there.

    62. Re:remove the Mormons tag by furby076 · · Score: 1

      Religion should never be except from criticism, and especially satire.

      You know the pope would slap you if it wasn't for this demonic Internet anonymity.

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    63. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, certainly true.

      On the other hand, at which point is a majority large enough to be considered to speak for the entire group?

      You know the old joke - "not all lawyers are bad, it's just that 99% of them give the rest a bad name".

      Imagine that the 99% figure would apply to mormons (it likely doesn't, but just imagine it for a moment). Would it be fair to generalise based on these 99% then? If yes, how low can you go before it starts being unfair? If no, how high do you have to go before it starts being fair?

      I'm not sure where the cut-off is, AND I don't know if the mormons reach it, but I wouldn't immediately dismiss it as being a priori inappropriate (although a posteriori, it may well be).

    64. Re:remove the Mormons tag by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Jews don't consider Christ to be a prophet. Muslims do. Christ isn't any part of the jewish religion. Individual Jews have opinions, usually ranging from "there was no such person" to "he was a decent rabbi". Prophet doesn't even get into it. Unless you're talking about the Christian sect Jews for Jesus.

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    65. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Part of American value is being able to say things anonymously. Take Ben Franklin for example, who often wrote scathing political editorials under a nom-de-plume.

      The point that someone says something anonymously should not and does not take way (or give to) the point of the statement.

    66. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1, Funny

      LDS is how someone on LSD spells LSD.

    67. Re:remove the Mormons tag by belmolis · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't think that "Catholic" in that context means what you think it means. It is not a reference to the Roman Catholic Church: rather, it means "universal", as in "he has catholic tastes". The use of Catholic by itself to designate the Roman Catholic Church is shorthand. There are other churches that consider themselves "Catholic".

    68. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think people have an obligation to stand up and say this without fear of reprisal.

      Which is sadly not possible. I posted AC not really because of fear of reprisal from the organizations themselves, but because society as a whole views comments like mine as hateful and bigoted (because religions that survive do so in part by convincing people that those who attack religion are bigoted/hateful/evil/enemies/etc). It's fortunate that expression is protected, but even so I prefer not to put myself at risk of being turned down for future jobs, or whatever else might happen, because someone linked my real name to "hate speech."

    69. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 2, Informative

      "And I believe one holy Catholic and Apostolic Church"

      catholic
      adj.
      1. Of broad or liberal scope; comprehensive
      2. Including or concerning all humankind; universal
      3. Catholic
      a. Of or involving the Roman Catholic Church.
      b. Of or relating to the universal Christian church.
      c. Of or relating to the ancient undivided Christian church.
      d. Of or relating to those churches that have claimed to be representatives of the ancient undivided church.

    70. Re:remove the Mormons tag by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      Old, funny joke, but most Jews don't see Jesus as being any kind of prophet.

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    71. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Slumdog · · Score: 0

      What is bigoted about adding a "mormon" tag when over 80% of the Utah state legislature are members of the LDS church?

      I think its because we don't yet have Electric Monks to gather evidence.

    72. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Ahnteis · · Score: 1

      Your argument is that they're the same because they're relatively recent? And for THAT you got modded "Insightful"?

      You point out no other similarities -- just a rambling rant. I guess if that's what passes for insightful these days, it's no wonder our economy is in a mess.

      See, I can make crazy logic jumps too!

    73. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Ahnteis · · Score: 1

      As an actual Mormon and not someone who just guesses what they believe on the internet --

      This legislation is something a bunch of stupid politicians dreamed up and nothing to do with Mormon leaders, doctrine, teachings, or even culture. The fact that the stupid politicians in question happen to be Mormon is reasonably expected due to their location. Don't confuse cause with correlation.

      (Mormons made the bill, so the bill must be Mormon?!)

    74. Re:remove the Mormons tag by genner · · Score: 1

      "And I believe one holy Catholic and Apostolic Church"

      catholic adj. 1. Of broad or liberal scope; comprehensive 2. Including or concerning all humankind; universal 3. Catholic a. Of or involving the Roman Catholic Church. b. Of or relating to the universal Christian church. c. Of or relating to the ancient undivided Christian church. d. Of or relating to those churches that have claimed to be representatives of the ancient undivided church.

      The creed was written by a Catholic.
      Which church do you think he was talking about?

      The problem isn't the word catholic it's "one.... church"

    75. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Ahnteis · · Score: 1

      The difference is that the LDS belief is that while Christ is Divinity, created the earth, etc. -- The Father (God) and the Son (Christ) are two separate beings. (As is the Holy Ghost.)

      The three are still referred to as the Trinity -- but the Three are one in purpose, etc rather than in actual being.

      There are plenty of biblical arguments in agreement, but that's a theological discussion for another place.

    76. Re:remove the Mormons tag by BryanL · · Score: 1

      Now I know the Mormon tag is for humor and really not that offensive. But the post above being modded +5 insightful caused me to raise my eyebrows.

      First, not drinking coffee and tea is inconsiderate and disrespectful? I guess next your going to say that not smoking pot is disrespectful and inconsiderate.

      Second, the bill barely made it past its first committee vote on an 8-6 vote. Hardly an argument that Mormons believe this is a good idea.

      Third, I am failing to understand what it is in Mormon doctrine that prohibits keyword tags. Conservatives and Corporations have a vested interest in keyword ads, but Mormons? It appears that you are defending Mormon haters. Now that is disrespectful.

      Look, it is a bad bill. I know the Utah legislature passed a law in 2004 that did something similar, but their constituents complained (yes, they are Mormons too) and the law was repealed. But tagging this story for something other than to be funny? Please.

    77. Re:remove the Mormons tag by mdmkolbe · · Score: 1

      Would Mormons claim they believe both the Nicene and Apostle's Creed? Honest question. (Note accepting the Nicene Creed implicitly rejects Arianism and accepts the full Trinity doctrine.)

    78. Re:remove the Mormons tag by YenTheFirst · · Score: 1

      I'm aware that aversion therapy was all the rage in 1976 - and not just among the mormons. Up until 1973, it was still officially considered a mental illness. The same logic could as easily say that the the medical community currently believes that homosexuality can be cured.

      That's why I requested:
      "please cite at least one, current, first party source..."

      And - to nitpick: the assertion was not that mormon doctors believe X, it was that the church "officially teaches" X.

      Thus, an acceptable citation would be a scripture, published doctrine, or at least a statement from a church official, indicating X. Preferably, it would be less than 10 years old. Popular attitudes towards homosexuality have wildly changed since even 20 years ago, and I expect that this shift is reflected (albeit in a lesser form) in even conservative religion.

      I'm willing to be proved wrong here, and I certainly don't follow the LDS church as closely as I used to, but part of good, scientific, thinking is the proper presenting of evidence and whatnot. (And slashdot really needs more precise writing in general, and less sensationalism. It's supposed to be "news for nerds", not the national enquirer/daily telegraph/local tabloid)
      Additionally, the impression that I've gotten is that the LDS church, while still relatively conservative, holds much more accepting, and arguably more reasonable, views towards homosexuality than it once did. It would be unfair to dig up 30 year old studies and claim they represent current beliefs.

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    79. Re:remove the Mormons tag by YenTheFirst · · Score: 1

      erm...my google-fu is weak today. The only dr. card I find at the moment is a cardiologist. Searching for card in relation to lds/social services/homosexuality turn up third-party pages which mention him in passing, but I can't find any of his publications. link please?

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    80. Re:remove the Mormons tag by YenTheFirst · · Score: 1

      Then again, this deserves to be modded off-topic. that's what I get for feeding the trolls.

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    81. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Hatta · · Score: 1

      If it's not Camellia sinensis, it's not tea.

      BTW, you know why anarchists only drink herbal teas? Because proper tea is theft.

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    82. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's irresponsible to not drink tea?

    83. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've obviously never lived there.

    84. Re:remove the Mormons tag by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      Because you don't understand the meaning of the word "holy".

    85. Re:remove the Mormons tag by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      Now count how many comments are specifically about mormons. You just helped. And so did I. Thanks.

    86. Re:remove the Mormons tag by snilloc · · Score: 1

      Argue with a Mormon using the Book of Mormon and they'll either argue back or refer you to a higher-up. Argue w/ CoS about Xenu and they'll sue you for copyright infringement.

    87. Re:remove the Mormons tag by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      So let me get this straight. You're excluding people who view themselves as Christians because they think that Jesus was a good moral teacher?

      I actually agree with that, but I think "If you consider Jesus holy" isn't enough of a criterion.

    88. Re:remove the Mormons tag by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Please remove the "Mormons" tag. Not all Mormons think that way. San Francisco has liberal Mormons, Texas has conservative Mormons, and there are libertarians dispersed throughout.

      Please mod the parent down and cease and desist, that Mormon is an impostor, a real Mormon[registered trademark pending] wouldn't call that polygamist splinter group in Texas Mormons. Furthermore, associating the name Mormon with people who marry multiple women, molest children, and intermarry each other, is grounds for libel and defamation lawsuits.

      Following the 'Book of Mormon' does not make one a real Mormon, you have to check for the official trademark symbol to make sure that the so-called Mormon you're speaking to is the really authentic authorised genuine kind of Mormon.

    89. Re:remove the Mormons tag by garaged · · Score: 1

      If I eat vegetables i'm vegetarian ?? tell my wife please

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    90. Re:remove the Mormons tag by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between believing *in* something and believing that something/someone existed. Mormons believe that they only through Christ can we be saved. "Jews and Moslems" don't believe that.

    91. Re:remove the Mormons tag by garaged · · Score: 1

      not to mention that I consider myself son of God

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    92. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Quothz · · Score: 1

      Jews and Muslims consider Christ to be a prophet.

      We what.

      (The long form: While some Jews call themselves "Messianic Jews" or "Jews for Jesus", the rest of us call them "Christians". Make no mistake: Jesus has no place in Jewish teachings.)

    93. Re:remove the Mormons tag by nilbog · · Score: 1

      While I agree in theory, remember that we're talking about a story about the wrong words being applied to something ... and about how stupid it is to fuss about it.

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    94. Re:remove the Mormons tag by nilbog · · Score: 1

      It is wrong to stereotype a community based on your limited and narrow view. Although you talk like an expert, you clearly don't know what you're talking about. I would imagine an issue like this would split more down age lines then it would religious lines.

      Also, Utah has many people in state leadership who are not Mormon.

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    95. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      The fact that the stupid politicians in question happen to be Mormon is reasonably expected due to their location. Don't confuse cause with correlation.

      Agreed. There is no shortage of imbeciles in this world. There are plenty to go around for every demographic, even Slashdot.

    96. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between believing *in* something and believing that something/someone existed.

      Wrong. I believe in electricity. I believe electricity exists. They're identical.

      I don't believe electricity is divine, if that's what you're totally failing to nitpick about. Most of the better class of pedantic wankers picked up on that distinction, which is correct but totally irrelvant since that isn't what you originally wrote.

      F-

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    97. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      All Christian denominations accept that there is only one Church (in a loose sense). They just disagree about which one that is.
      The attitude seems to be that $DENOMINATION is right, and all others calling themselves Christian are misguided at best.

    98. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Teancum · · Score: 1

      As a Mormon, I don't mind being considered a non-Christian. Mormon doctrine doesn't accept the Nicene Creed, the concept of a unified trinity (as taught in "mainstream" Christianity), offer any special reverence to "the saints" (in LDS-speak, a "saint" is anybody who has been baptized), and several other key doctrinal points. If by rejecting these points I am not a Christian, so be it.

      Not only that, I don't mind these traditional Protestants trying to say that I'm not a part of the tradition that caused the Crusades, inflicted the ethnic problems in Bosnia, or caused the centuries of problems in northern Ireland. That these same religious traditions also forced my ancestors to leave the United States of America at the point of a gun strictly due to religious beliefs certainly makes me less enamored to consider myself to be a "Christian" as well.

      I accept Jesus as my savior, redeemer, and as the literal son of God. I also consider myself to be "born again", at least so far as is described in the New Testament. If this isn't enough to be considered Christan, so be it. If somebody wants to actually read the words of Jesus and follow his teachings, I don't mind being labeled a fellow believer, but I don't want to be a part of the side that has abused the name of Christ.

    99. Re:remove the Mormons tag by geobeck · · Score: 1

      With three replies all saying the same thing, I've got to fix my previous post:

      • Muslims consider Christ to be a prophet.
      • Christians consider Christ to be The Prophet.
      • Televangelists consider Christ to be The Profit.
      • Jews consider Christ to be un-prophetable.
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    100. Re:remove the Mormons tag by wamerocity · · Score: 1

      Actually it's about 2/3 Mormon, and about half of those don't go to church. So your "effective Mormon" rate is about 1/3. Just an FYI. (Former recent resident of Utah)

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    101. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except Mormon clergy have no salary... none of them. So much for all the supposed profiting by those at the top.

      If you like attacking religions, fine. Seeing as how the topic of this article is Utah legislation and notr religion, you are still off topic.

    102. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      If you consider Jesus holy, you're a Christian. If you don't, you're not.

      If you act in accordance with the teachings of Jesus Christ, you're a christian. If you don't, you aren't, no matter where you spend your Sunday mornings.

      So basically, the most efficient way to see if someone is a christian isn't to look for t-shaped jewelry, but to slap them and see if they turn the other cheek. Most people who say they're christians will get belligerent, and that's how you'll know they're not christians, they just like to pretend that they are.

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    103. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could say the same thing about detroit and "minorities"

    104. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being anonymous isn't a crime and shouldn't be looked down on because you can't be identified and your credentials verified.

      When the discussion continues, time will tell to those that know who is and who isn't educated on a particular matter.

      And no, anecdotal evidence really doesn't work.

    105. Re:remove the Mormons tag by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      If you consider Jesus holy, you're a Christian.

      Don't even have to do that. Arian Christians didn't consider Jesus of Nazareth to be holy in the way you obviously mean.

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    106. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And for THAT you got modded "Insightful"?

      More likely, people understood what I was talking about because they are informed about current events (last couple hundred years).

      Your argument is that they're the same because they're relatively recent?

      No of course not. They're the same -- at the most basic level of the similarity -- because they're scam religions set up for the persona gain of their founders at the expense of others. There are certainly other similarities that stem from that fact however.

      I guess if that's what passes for insightful these days, it's no wonder our economy is in a mess.

      This is actually a good point. :)

    107. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Argue with a Mormon using the Book of Mormon and they'll either argue back or refer you to a higher-up.

      Argue w/ CoS about Xenu and they'll sue you for copyright infringement.

      New indoctrination techniques for a new century. Next they'll start suing people who challenge Scientologists under the DMCA for trying to circumvent their DRM.

    108. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh. Nothing 10 mg/day of Haldol won't fix.

    109. Re:remove the Mormons tag by bentcd · · Score: 1

      Now count how many comments are specifically about mormons. You just helped. And so did I. Thanks.

      If I could tag this subthread "streisandeffect", I would.

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    110. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Geotopia · · Score: 1

      Only the Catholics and Protestants accept the final form of the Nicene Creed, or the creed that commenced in the 1st Ecumenical Council held in Nicaea (Present Day Turkey), convened by Emperor Constantine I in A.D. 325 and was finalized in the 7th. By the Fourth Council, the Oriental Orthodox Church separated. By the Eighth, the Greek (Eastern) Church separated because there were a few points of doctrine (Filalopean Controversy) with which they disagreed, including the Papacy (the Eastern Patriarch and Roman Pope excommunicated each other), which authority was eventually rejected by the Protestants as well. The writeup on Wikipedia is pretty objective and accurate. HOWEVER, the most significant group of Christians that don't accept the Nicene Creed are the early Christians, namely the Apostles and those that followed Christ from A.D. 30 to A.D. 325. The Nicene Creed is a consensus agreement on an interpretation of the God Head (arising from the Arian Controversy) and appears nowhere in the Scriptures (New Testament or Old Testament). There's no claim to divine origin of the pronouncements that came from the Ecumenical Councils, and it's pretty much fact that there were dissenting opinions. Only later were the Ecumenical Councils declared "authoritative". Among modern Christians that don't accept the Nicene Creed are Jehovah's Witnesses, Latter-Day Saints, and some very small fundamentalist Christian groups. MOST Christians, however, don't know about the Ecumenical councils and among those that have recited the Creed, a common practice in more formal Catholic and Protestant congregations, most couldn't articulate what the creed actually means with respect to the relationship between Jesus and God. As for the Apostle's Creed, it was originally memorized and recited, so the earliest documented version is around A.D. 714, but it's believed by scholars to come from Gaul in the 5th Century. It's basically a recitation of the three members of the God Head, the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, probably inspired by Matthew 28:19 and corroborated in the account of the Baptism of Jesus in the Gospels. It's probably less cryptic than the Nicene Creed and I imagine most Christians, including Mormons, accept the content even if they don't by practice RECITE the creed (which I imagine is the definition of a creed, that you recite it). "Creed" comes from latin "Credo" which means you believe it ("give credence to it"). In summary, most Christians that adamantly believe that Latter-Day Saints aren't Christians base it upon the LDS rejection of the authority of the Nicene Creed. It's a rather subtle argument that escapes the understanding of most lay people, and most who reject the Mormons do so mostly at the word of their pastors or priests without understanding the actual theological differences or from whence they arise. In closing, the Nicene Creed has nothing to do with the Utah Legislature's push to restrict keyword advertising, or specifically the open sale of copyrighted trademarks, though I imagine Latter-Day Saints are pretty sensitive to opponents buying keywords related specifically to the LDS Church. Businesses probably don't like competitors buying their copyrighted names and trademarks, but the religious opponents of the Mormon Church are often not just competing, but are somewhat deceptive in their links and mean spirited in their content.

    111. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Geotopia · · Score: 1

      BUT, "Catholic"in this context means "Universal". So, the creed either doesn't hold at all because of divisions in the church, or only one of the splinters is true and everyone else is reciting the creed in vain. So, who's right and wrong, the Protestants or Catholics? What about the Eastern Orthodox, the Coptics, and others? It doesn't make sense that one Christ should have several different warring sects, so maybe they're all wrong?

    112. Re:remove the Mormons tag by portforward · · Score: 1

      Short story - You have your facts unbelievably wrong.

      Long story - It is amazing how you are able to attack with unsubstantiated claims and then claim victimhood at the same time. As a Mormon, I don't consider your post to be hate speech - just wholly uniformed and misleading. Hate speech (in my opinion) motivates others to do violence.

      But I'm going to refute your claims with a question. Can you prove that the LDS leadership makes a lot of money from its membership? Thomas Monson still lives in the same scary East Salt Lake neighborhood that he lived where he grew up. He still lives in the same house that he and his wife raised their children in. Dieter Uchtdorf said that he essentially lives off his pension from Lufthansa. Hugh Nibley, with all of the books that he wrote, lived in the same "tiny" house just a few blocks south of BYU until he died at the age of 94. When church leaders travel, they usually stay with members of the church. Neal Maxwell stayed at my sister's house once. I know someone else that had Gordon Hinkley stay at their house. And a personal anecdote: a friend went to a training meeting at BYU with three apostles, Russel Nelson, Dallin Oaks, and David Haight. He said that after the meeting he had a question for Oaks, and went up to talk to him. He walked and spoke with the men on the way to the car. So Oaks answered his question, shook his hand and got into the drivers seat of his Ford Taurus, while the other two also got into the car and drove back to Salt Lake. So, in other words, the former professor of law at the University of Chicago and justice of the Utah Supreme court, a retired Cardiologist, and the former mayor of Palo Alto all car pooled in a Ford Taurus. So, if the Mormon hierarchy are getting rich, how are they spending it? Mansions? Fabulous automobiles?

      The truth is that the LDS church builds a lot of church buildings and temples. The church also operates several universities. My job is to function as the "Ward Clerk". I see the money that goes in and out. We spend a lot of money helping people who can't pay their bills. A LOT.

      From where do you get your information? I have read what are called "Anti-Mormon" books, and to be honest I have a hard time reading them. They are either written by people who have never been inside a Mormon church, or disgruntled former members. The books written by non-Mormons are usually inaccurate and get easy to verify facts wrong. If they get the simple stuff wrong, how can I trust them to get the more esoteric stuff right? Or in other words, would you trust an American history book that talked about how Theodore Roosevelt helped the U.S.A. through the Great Depression and then ordered the H-bomb to be dropped on Tokyo in 1948? The books written by former members are worse because it seems like they try to twist and phrase everything in the darkest possible way. It is frustrating because you read it and think, "I know what you are talking about, and you are trying very hard to cast that in a very sinister light." The best example I can think of is to go to youtube and search for "Mary Poppins horror" where someone makes a Mary Poppins trailer to make it seem that the movie is actually closer to "the exorcist" than a children's musical.

      I don't know anything about Scientology, so I won't pretend to be an expert and make sweeping generalities. By the way, if you didn't recognize any of the people that I referred to in my post, then you really don't know anything about the Mormon church, so stop pretending that you do.

    113. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would have dropped off on its own - now you all have made sure anyone who comes along the thread later will know it was there. Sometimes it is worth just chilling out and seeing where things go.

      But then they couldn't squawk in righteous indignation to feed their attention joneses.

    114. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All these comments should be given -1 off-topic. It's sad that the entirety of this article is a giant whinefest about the oppression of Mormons and other bullshit.

    115. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So an article that has nothing to do with Mormons, but is tagged "Mormons" by some random user, calls for a bullshit cryfest on the oppression of them that takes up the entirety of the article's comments?

      Who the hell +modded all of you?

    116. Re:remove the Mormons tag by JThundley · · Score: 1

      Mormons aren't as conservative as you think:
      Utah buys the most online porn.

    117. Re:remove the Mormons tag by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Yes. To correct misinformation and kill it before it spreads.

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    118. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anna+Merikin · · Score: 1

      ...making blanket statements about how stupid those religions are, is not bigotry, it's pointing out that a set of ideas is stupid.

      Religious *faith* gives some people hope and serenity. It doesn't matter if you don't agree, their faith helps them get through the rough times, or loneliness. If they believe in Holy Cows, or talking turtles, or spacemen or a virgin who gave birth to an infant-god, it helps them cope. You may not need their faith, and you may even think their belief benighted, but they cling to it as a drowning man clings to a straw.

      By denigrating their belief(s), you damage the quality of their lives.

      Who is self-centered now?

    119. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Joseph_Daniel_Zukige · · Score: 1

      What is bigoted about adding a "mormon" tag when over 80% of the Utah state legislature are members of the LDS church?

      Link, please? Quote? Cite?

    120. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Savior_on_a_Stick · · Score: 1

      I feel ya.

      There are many contributors to hokum getting a pass - including imprecision in language.

      The general public in it's linguistic laziness omits the required modifier that makes some discrimination unpalatable.

      If I were black, I would take exception to my realtor discriminating between races and refusing to do business with some races on that basis.

      On the other hand, I would prefer that my physician exercise appropriate racial discrimination and screen me for health risks for which I would be at a higher risk.

      Discrimination is simply differentiating between X and Not X.

      Hopefully, this is a skill we all have.

      I'm hostile to religion in general as sloppy thinking that drags society down.

      But I do discriminate between religions which are more overtly malevolent, like scientology, and those which are more benign (but certainly not blameless.)

      There is also the question of governmental and institutional tolerance, and individual tolerance.

      I personally am under no obligation to be respectful of anyone's superstitions.

    121. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Savior_on_a_Stick · · Score: 1

      I claim no special knowledge of the mormon religion, but my impression is that a lot of the churches financial strength comes from a steady predictable income stream through tithes.

      To a mormon, this would be just and right and all.

      To those of us on the outside, its a system by which an institution profits by exploiting the superstitions of its members.

      That doesn't have to be a bad thing.

      My employer and I engage in mutually beneficial exploitation in voluntary willing cooperation.

      My objection to exploitation by a religious organization in general is that it isn't really voluntary if the power is completely one sided.

      Further, I resent that churches enjoy exemption from paying their fair share for services supported by the general tax base. I object to this preferential treatment for corporation as well.

      The reason I don't bear a great deal of ill will toward the mormon church is that the few mormons with whom I have worked or lived have been fine individuals who demonstrated honesty and integrity in their dealings with me.

      That doesn't mean that I endorse, or even respect, their religion.

      But I'm willing to cut em a bit of slack.

      And that is half the success formula of the mormon church.

      I'm sure there are true and valid anecdotal horror stories, but these are overshadowed by the tangible positives that they do provide their members.

      There is also the fact that you don't see cheesy mormon evangelists on television.

      Nor do I recall any mormon religious leaders blaming the evils of the world on blasphemers like me.

      They may well do all these things privately, and be actively plotting my demise. Or they may not.

      In the meantime, its nice to know that in the event of a national disaster, at least I won't have to worry about the mormons looting my food stores.

      And they have really neat semi rough hewn furniture at the local Deseret Thrift Store.

    122. Re:remove the Mormons tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to be an LDS member, it's s sham. As in my opinion are all religions, it's merely another business. Force religious institutions to pay taxes like other businesses, and we'll see them all wither and die. Or at least the government will be allowed to examine their books, and see all the huge money washing going on in them.

  2. Process should be fair. by gravos · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, it's one thing if a car dealership who is not Toyota starts buying "Toyota" as a keyword. Arguably this is similar to buying Toyota.com and could be misleading to customers. It's quite another thing if you run a small grocery store called "Toyota" that delivers online in your neighborhood and you start buying Toyota keywords and they try to block you for trademark infringement.

    Businesses should be able to protect their trademarks but the process should be fair. Little guys who don't compete in the same market should not get squashed.

    1. Re:Process should be fair. by the+darn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nonsense; more than one advertiser can buy "Toyota" as a keyword, while there is only one Toyota.com. There's nothing wrong with presenting alternatives when someone is looking for something; search is not an exact science anyhow, and many results end up being something other than what you're looking for. A Chevy dealer could buy the keyword and run an ad promoting the Malibu as an alternative to the Camry or such.

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    2. Re:Process should be fair. by ccguy · · Score: 1

      Well, it's one thing if a car dealership who is not Toyota starts buying "Toyota" as a keyword.

      Would you say it would be fair if some called Toyota decided to buy that word for their business?

      I'm curious about the general opinion here, as they don't let me buy "Torrent" (NOT bittorrent, just Torrent) as someone (google didn't disclose who) claims to have that trademark. Torrent is my wife's last name.

    3. Re:Process should be fair. by krystar · · Score: 1

      what if that little small grocery store just happens to be run and owned by a Mr. Toyota? Toyota is a common family name.
      Should Ford be able to block any local mom and pop store whose store name is "Ford's General Store" ?
      Should Apple be able to block an orchard that advertises "You pick apples on sale!" ?

    4. Re:Process should be fair. by dcollins · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, it's one thing if a car dealership who is not Toyota starts buying "Toyota" as a keyword. Arguably this is similar to buying Toyota.com and could be misleading to customers.

      Totally disagree. If someone gets a consumer reports article that says "Better than a Toyota!", they should be able to promote that information with a keyword ad (among a host of other examples). As long as you're not tricking buyers into thinking some product is a Toyota when it's not, it should be fair game and free speech.

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    5. Re:Process should be fair. by gnick · · Score: 1

      Well, Mike Rowe eventually gave in to MS and relinquished control over his software promoting website... Maybe Mr. Toyota and Mr. Ford should just change their names if they want to start businesses - Those names are already taken. Thank the gods my last name isn't Disney.

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    6. Re:Process should be fair. by Calydor · · Score: 1

      In your example, should any general used cars dealership be prevented from buying the keywords Toyota, Mazda, Mercedes etc. just because they're not an official affiliate of said companies?

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    7. Re:Process should be fair. by geobeck · · Score: 1

      Businesses should be able to protect their trademarks but the process should be fair. Little guys who don't compete in the same market should not get squashed.

      Rather than Toyota, the best example to illustrate this principle should be Nissan. The little guy is still holding on, but it's a tough fight.

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    8. Re:Process should be fair. by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      To further your point, it is quite common for car dealerships to sell used cars that they receive in trade for their new cars. These used cars are often not the same brand as the dealership's "primary" brand. Hence would be neither odd nor wrong for "John Smith Ford" to want use the "Toyota" key word in the sales of all of their used Toyotas.

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    9. Re:Process should be fair. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are you selling your wife?

    10. Re:Process should be fair. by krystar · · Score: 1

      I would hardly call a settlement consisting of msdn subscription, all expenses paid for trip, xbox and games "giving in".

    11. Re:Process should be fair. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Arguably this is similar to buying Toyota.com and could be misleading to customers.

      Arguably that's a load of bollocks.

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    12. Re:Process should be fair. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he's just "advertising" her.

    13. Re:Process should be fair. by ZFox · · Score: 1

      I think it would be a more valid argument if the dealership, John Smith Toyota, buys the keywords Joe Blow Toyota.

  3. So, Google will have a disclaimer... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In tiny print, at the bottom of each page: "Please do not use this site where prohibited."

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    1. Re:So, Google will have a disclaimer... by OglinTatas · · Score: 1

      Or they will use their experience in China to comply with the law wherever it is used.

  4. Restricting Use of Language by Kartoffel · · Score: 1

    Restricting the use of language doesn't work.

    1. Re:Restricting Use of Language by erroneus · · Score: 0

      Yer fucking god-damned ass-invading shit-eating cunt-faced right!

    2. Re:Restricting Use of Language by palegray.net · · Score: 1

      The US Patent and Trademark Office begs to differ with you.

  5. Seems a sensible restriction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It seems Utah merely wants to prevent advertisers from getting married to too many keywords.

  6. The smell of lobbyists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    We have a lobbyist problem at the local level not unlike at the national level. The amount of gifts that get handed out is stunning and much of it goes unreported. My thoughts are that this happenned in Utah is because whoever is pushing this knows that they have a better chance of getting away with it here than someplace like California.

  7. Men kissing? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

    Does it have something to do with one of their favorite search terms, referenced here

    http://xkcd.com/522/

    They want to see men kissing, but they don't want to see ads targeted to people who search for men kissing?

    1. Re:Men kissing? by PPH · · Score: 1
      From TFA:

      HB 450 would allow trademark owners to block competitors from displaying certain types of keyword ads.

      I don't get it. Does someone in Utah own the trademark "Men Kissing"?

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    2. Re:Men kissing? by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      What's even funnier is how significantly Pakistan leads the world in searches for "men kissing" as per Google Trends.

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  8. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is that lets say you are HP and Dell buys many HP keywords. This is A-OK if Dell either makes true statements about HP in their advert or offers something like Dell is better than HP, and then the advert leads you to some consumer test/report that they have.

    Where is shouldn't be ok... say eBay buys keywords like Slash Dot T Shirt and their ads says something like "Slash Dot T Shirt? eBay has it all, come get Slash Dot T Shirt from eBay". Not only are they using some one else's name, perhaps even trademarked name, but what if they don't even have any? It's unfair competition and should be illegal.

    1. Re:Anonymous Coward by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      If they don't have any products they advertised they do have, then they could be liable for bait and switch. ( which is against the law in some parts). Plus, it doesn't help them. Target is the biggest violator of this principle I've seen. I'd like to see them taken down, but there are enough consumer protection laws on the book already to deal with it. Adding another one that can't be enforced any better won't help anything.

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    2. Re:Anonymous Coward by Ashriel · · Score: 1

      It's unfair competition and should be illegal.

      There's no such thing as unfair competition. There are anti-competitive laws that shore-up monopolies, and anti-competitive practices that lock out competitors, but in an open and legal (and sane) market, healthy competition is the definition of fairness.

      If a competitor has a better product and is able to overspend on advertising keywords to get a higher spot, then both customers and the competitor will win. If the competitor is just trying to block the competition and has no real marketable substitute, then they're just overspending on useless advertisement - those keyword bids aren't cheap, y'know - especially on Google, where the price-per-click is outrageous due to the high demand.

      The most useful trademarks will run you $1 or more a click to just get within the top 5 - with an average click-to-sale rate of 8% (which is actually pretty good) - you're looking at $12.50 in advertising per sale using Google. Nobody is going to pay that kind of advertising cost if they don't have the advertised product (at least, not unless they're actively trying to bankrupt themselves).

      Now, I suppose you could outbid purely for defamation purposes, but you'd need deep pockets if you want to be effective, and you still run into libel laws

      In this situation, the Utah legislature is attempting to ban unauthorized use of trademarks. Isn't this already illegal? (or at least an open invitation to lawsuit?) This is just another case of how the internet makes people stupid.

    3. Re:Anonymous Coward by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      If they don't have any products they advertised they do have, then they could be liable for bait and switch.

      Not by the commonly accepted definition of the term used on Sol III.

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    4. Re:Anonymous Coward by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      Read the bait and switch article. Its not too much of a stretch to apply it to online activities. Target Tells me they have great prices on Morg Keyboards, but when I go to their site they only sell other inferior keyboards. Bait : Morg; Switch: Casio.

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    5. Re:Anonymous Coward by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The situation with the adversts isn't like that.

      It's saying to people looking for Target that they should go to K-Mart instead.

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  9. I don't get it... by Em+Emalb · · Score: 1

    1-800 Contacts will never get any of my business ever.

    I suggest anyone who can use them stops as well.

    That's the only vote we have any more it seems.

    I'm not in Utah, could not care less about Utah, but this is flat out scummy and should be punished by hitting a company like this in the only place it hurts, their bottom line.

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  10. Not as clear cut as you might think. by tjstork · · Score: 3, Insightful

    First off, I note that the "mormon" tag on the article. If there were a quote from a black leader, I wonder, would you tag the article as "black"?

    I would not be so quick to bury this guy in your haste to have weaker trademarks. There is an interesting question, buried in this article. It is, what does a trademark actually buy? A trademark is a sort of a definition of an invented word, administered today by the government. A search word is as also a definition of a word, administered by a private corporation and sold to the highest bidder.

    When Linux trademarks "Linux", it is to say that he has the rights to the definition of this word in some way as it pertains to his product. But, if I buy Linux on Google, then, I get the right to define the word by having my definition be placed in a preferred position.

    Thus, you almost have to view trademark as a contest between the federal first come first serve word ownership mechanism, and, a private enterprise word as an auction mechanism advanced by the likes of Google.

    There is a real dividing line between corporation and state, and the irony here is that those who would argue that trademarks should be less powerful by definition argue that words should be auctioned, rather than licensed, and conversely, those who argue for strong government trademarks ultimately argue that the government should control more the meaning of words rather than the free market.

    I would be willing to bet that leftists who casually seek to undermine business by eliminating trademarks might be well advised to rethink that position, as they should so many others. I can't imagine that they of all people would really want a world where the definitions of words are decided by the highest bidder. It runs the risk of undermining everything that they stand for, and for that reason I'd have to conclude that people rushing to digitally behead "the mormon" might well consider that the "the mormon" is doing them a favor.

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    1. Re:Not as clear cut as you might think. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First off, I note that the "mormon" tag on the article. If there were a quote from a black leader, I wonder, would you tag the article as "black"?

      Probably not. But if there was a quote from a black leader demanding slavery reparations and a federal bail-out for dead-beat dads, you very well might see a "nigger" tag on there. Seriously.

      But this does seems to be more of a business-legal policy rather than a Mormon-social-conservative policy, so the Mormon tag does seem inappropriate.

      AC for obvious reasons.

    2. Re:Not as clear cut as you might think. by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      It's nothing about eliminating trademarks. A trademark is simply for differentiation. It does NOT give you complete control over a word. It just means that if you have a trademark for "Coca-Cola", no one else can make a soft drink called "Coca-Cola" without infringing your trademark.

      You have to consider fair use. I just used "Coca-Cola" in my post. Is that infringement of their trademark? You would say no, and you would be right. Buying an ad-word triggering on Coca-Cola would ALSO fall under fair use. If you searched for Coca-Cola and I made Pepsi, is there anything inherently confusing about seeing a competing product on the results page? Are you going to think that Ford started making Camry's if you searched for "Toyota" and saw an ad for a Ford dealer? The ONLY purpose for trademark is to prevent customer confusion over who is creating a product. If there's no confusion, there's no trademark issue.

      Oh, and tagging it as Mormon is entirely appropriate because I'm pretty sure the entire state legislature is made of mormons. Religion is very much related to the laws that are passed in Utah, no matter how much you don't want it to be so. If the quote were from a black leader, I could quite easily see it being tagged "NAACP" or something along those lines.

    3. Re:Not as clear cut as you might think. by mcscooter · · Score: 1

      Race is something that you're born with. A religious affiliation is a choice that you should take responsibility for.

    4. Re:Not as clear cut as you might think. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what if it were a story about a state legislature predominantly made up of members or ex members of the Black Panthers trying to push through something related to their agenda? would mention of race be appropriate then?

      stifling of trademarks is not leftist. a trademark is a prohibition on others to do a certain thing. restriction of actions of others is leftist and liberal. the real right wing conservative approach would be to let companies and their customers figure out how to ensure people are buying from teh company they think they are on their own.

      trademarks, i.e. disallowing the use of a certain image or word by others is what most consider a necessary step to the left to protect consumers from abuse by helping to make sure that when you buy something with a certain mark on it that it will live up to the quality you expect because it was made by the people you think it was made by.

      anything increasing government control is leftist. even our republicans these days are moving towards the left.

    5. Re:Not as clear cut as you might think. by khallow · · Score: 1

      I would be willing to bet that leftists who casually seek to undermine business by eliminating trademarks might be well advised to rethink that position, as they should so many others.I can't imagine that they of all people would really want a world where the definitions of words are decided by the highest bidder.

      Sorry, but this sounds like a non sequitur to me. Let's suppose government-backed trademarks were eliminated tomorrow. At that point, anyone can use any word, symbol, logo, etc for any reason legally. Some businesses could construct a private trademark service (which in my view, isn't such a bad idea), but they wouldn't have that much muscle to penalize people for using the private trademark (unless assault and assassination become legal). Companies could chose to respect a trademarking service, but there's little reason to expect private trademarking to have the reach that current government regulation of trademarks has. You'd have two worlds, a relatively well connected realm with identifiable trademarks among one or more trademark services, a second somewhat poorer connected world where anything goes for trademarks. In any case, while I suppose one can to some degree redefine words through spending money on advertising and other forms of propaganda, it is silly to suppose that I can spend X dollars and as a result control the meaning of most English words. Sure money can push new terms to have desired commonly accepted meanings, but that's already the case. Just look at terms like "yo yo", "hula hoop", or "google".

    6. Re:Not as clear cut as you might think. by Firehed · · Score: 1

      This isn't even a fair use thing. A trademark, as the name suggests, allows you to create a brand around a type of product without worrying about someone trying to use your name to push their own competing product under the implication that it's one of your products (look at Chinese knock-off brands, for example). So if you come up with the best cola formula ever, you can't start selling under the name Coca-Cola nor a name that's intentionally close to Coke's trademark in order to confuse people into buying your product over Coke's. If you compare your product to Coke on some marketing material, you're fine (assuming you don't violate any libel laws, but that's an unrelated issue).

      Trademark law isn't about stopping competition trying to grab your customers, it's about stopping this misrepresentation of your product.

      For example, do a google search for "sugarcrm". One of the ads you see will almost certainly be for SalesForce, a competing product. People searching for sugarcrm are looking for some sort of CRM product (not necessarily that specific one), and SalesForce happens to offer one. This ad placement is totally fair. What wouldn't be OK is if SalesForce were to have their ad say "Get SugarCRM Here" that clicks through to their own sales page; double not-OK if they were to call their own product SugarCRM (or SweetCRM; etc - something confusingly close to the trademarked product) on that landing page. That's the potential bait-and-switch that trademark law is designed to prevent. But buying keywords on the name of your competitor's products? That's just suggesting alternatives, and not doing that when you have a superior product is just leaving money on the table.

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    7. Re:Not as clear cut as you might think. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      When Linux trademarks "Linux", it is to say that he has the rights to the definition of this word in some way as it pertains to his product. But, if I buy Linux on Google, then, I get the right to define the word by having my definition be placed in a preferred position.

      I think you should buy "ludicrous exaggeration".

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    8. Re:Not as clear cut as you might think. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You misunderstand what trademarks are about, I think.

      Just like copyright does not exist to allow corporations like Disney to make money but rather to enrich culture (by providing an incentive to create), trademarks are not intended to protect companies but rather consumers.

      Specifically, trademarks are intended to make sure that when a consumer buys $BRAND, they will actually *get* $BRAND and not a cheap knockoff that was intentionally mislabelled as $BRAND.

      In other words: if I create an OS, I cannot call it "Microsoft Windows". But the reason is not that I should not be able to dig into Microsoft's profit; the reason is that the people who buy it would think that it's, well, Microsoft Windows, and that if they didn't get that, I'd have misled them and given them a different product, which would be a Bad Thing(tm).

      If you consider this, it becomes obvious why using trademarks in a purely descriptive manner (e.g. "this program runs on Microsoft Windows") is not something that trademark law prohibits. That's true even for things the trademark holder might dislike: I can say "Microsoft Windows sucks!" without having to fear repercussions and without even having to invoke the 1st amendment. Trademark law simply isn't and never was intended to allow this kind of control: it's not part of its goal.

      Given that, it's hard to see how one could justify a law that would prohibit, say, advertising with slogans such as "Foobar OS! Much better than Microsoft Windows!", even when such advertising is tied to "Microsoft Windows" as a search term. The key here, too, is that the customer is not being misled about what they will get, and preventing THAT is the *ONLY* thing that trademark law is supposed to accomplish, and the only thing from which the existence of trademark law and its restrictions of your freedom derive its ethical justification.

    9. Re:Not as clear cut as you might think. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First off, I note that the "mormon" tag on the article. If there were a quote from a black leader, I wonder, would you tag the article as "black"?

      Really? No, because you don't choose whether to be black, and you do choose whether to be a mormon.

    10. Re:Not as clear cut as you might think. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but Black people don't choose to be Black.* Mormons can at any time choose not to be Mormon.

      *(With the exception of Michael Jackson)

  11. The unfortunate reality of government by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The way these items get passed is with continually trying the bill again. I have seen unpopular laws passed at the local level that were thrown out repeatedly until eventually the right opposers were either not present or just plain old tired of fighting it. I believe the term is patient gradualism. Just keep trying to get a law passed, until eventually new lawmakers are present or the opposition is not present at the time.

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    1. Re:The unfortunate reality of government by geekoid · · Score: 1

      However, you could make a law expliciting saying outlawing adwords is illegal.

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    2. Re:The unfortunate reality of government by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      We need penalties for representatives who pass unconstitutional laws. It should probably be a criminal act. Does it make sense that the highest law of our land can be violated with no penalties? And by those who swear an oath to uphold it?

    3. Re:The unfortunate reality of government by Raenex · · Score: 1

      It works both ways. That is, if you are on the "right" side of change, then chances are you'll have to make many attempts to overturn the law.

  12. Google adwords already blocks trademarks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you try to create a google adword advert that uses a trademarked word then google already puts you into a special process for approval. If they decide that it's not a valid use of the trademark then your ad is rejected.

    Try creating an advert using the word iPhone and see where that gets you.

  13. Utah? by girlintraining · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is a state where 58% of its inhabitants claim membership in a single religion, and the overwhelming majority of the legislature comes from this demographic. They're not exactly known for their progressive views on technology. Might I suggest we kindly totally and completely ignore this state? They're clearly out of touch with not just reality, but the rest of the country as well. At worst, Utah-nians just won't be able to go online, and golly gee what a shame that would be. -_- Now go ahead and mod me to hell for stating the obvious. Or can we at least re-classify this under "It's funny, laugh." ?

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    1. Re:Utah? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No, do not ignore it becasue it has ties into every major state government as well as the federal government.

      It's is a blight on freedom, but that doesn't mean it should be ignored.

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    2. Re:Utah? by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      Wow, we should both totally AND completely ignore them? That's a pretty extreme position. I would have just said completely ignored them.

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    3. Re:Utah? by girlintraining · · Score: 1

      Wow, we should both totally AND completely ignore them? That's a pretty extreme position. I would have just said completely ignored them.

      I was hedging my bets. Someone might be able to provide an argument against totally, if only because of it's ties to surfer culture in the 90s, and completely on its own could have one of its alternate meanings applied, which is to "make perfect". Clearly the situation has not been made perfect, so by combining both totally and completely, I would posit that the sentence is much less ambiguous than before. ^_^ In other news, it's not yet noon, so cut me some friggin' mutter, mutter slack... brraaaaiinnss.... caffeine needed.

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    4. Re:Utah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Hi. I'm from Utah.

      It seems your stereotype-writer needs some calibration.

      The University of Utah was one of the original 4 nodes on the ArpaNet. A Utah'n invented the TV. Utah is home to Novell. The Mormon church has an army of Java programmers. The Utah Education Network got IP connectivity to more of its schools, faster than any other state west of the Mississippi.

      Would you like to tell me how I am out of touch with reality? I'm not Mormon, but maybe you think Mormons just don't get out much so they don't know what's going on. Except Mormons go on their "missions", creating the most well-travelled and bi-lingual state population in the nation.

      They're not exactly known for their progressive views on technology.

      The same might be said of girls...but that would be just plain ignorant, right?

    5. Re:Utah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all of us in Utah meant to wind up here, or are part of that 58%. Regardless, the tide is turning against them, and they are becoming less of a majority all the time. Right now, state is poised to vote on a new bill that would make Utah's liquor laws in regards to bars more like the rest of the company, because research showed it was hindering the image of the state to attracting outside business.

      Stupid stuff will still slip past, but the rest of us out here are working to change that.

    6. Re:Utah? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      The Mormon church has an army of Java programmers.

      Surely you mean C# programmers?

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    7. Re:Utah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fact or Fiction: Utah has the most transparent government in the entire US? Utah balances its budget every year and shows where things are appropriated?

      gogo Google search!

    8. Re:Utah? by swillden · · Score: 2, Informative

      They're not exactly known for their progressive views on technology.

      Actually that's not true, either of the church or of the residents of Utah.

      The church is very progressive (among churches) in its adoption of technology, both mass media for delivering its message to the world, and computer technology for its daily operations.

      With regard to the state, there was a time a few years ago when Utah was second only to California in state GDP attributable to software development. I don't mean percentage of GDP, either, I mean dollars. With the demise of WordPerfect and decline of Novell, and the subsequent relocation of most of Novell's operations to Massachussetts, that has changed, but there is still a very significant high-tech industry in the state. There are thousands of small software companies that were started as Novell and WordPerfect died, and many of them are highly successful still. Utah is a rather good place to find employment as a programmer.

      The Utah state government was one of the first to aggressively embrace e-government, and received many awards a few years ago for the quality and depth of the on-line services made available. State employees have recently shifted to a 4x10 work week, instead of 5x8, and that shift was made possible primarily by the fact that nearly all of residents' routine interaction with their government offices is now online.

      For tech companies looking to set up, Utah has a highly-educated workforce (one of the effects of the large number of Mormons, since the church strongly encourages education) and is one of the nationwide leaders in broadband penetration. The UTOPIA project has delivered fiber to the home of large swaths of Salt Lake and Utah valleys, so there are many thousands (tens of thousands?) of homes with 10 Mbps symmetric network connections.

      Personally, I'm looking to move OUT of Utah because it's getting too crowded for my taste, but your perception of the state as a technological backwater couldn't be further from the truth.

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    9. Re:Utah? by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

      They're clearly out of touch with not just reality, but the rest of the country as well.

      The rest of the country where almost 80% claim membership to some other form of belief in the supernatural powers of Jesus Christ?

    10. Re:Utah? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      A Utah'n invented the TV.

      Tripe. It was a Scotsman.

      Rest binned unread.

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  14. Actually it does... by tjstork · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Restricting the use of language doesn't work.

    Actually it has and it historically does. That's why people do it. But this debate isn't really about restricting language, it's, deciding, who gets to own the definitions of words, the government, or the private sector.

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    1. Re:Actually it does... by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up.

      The crappy thing is that only the dogmatic try to do something a third time and expect different results. Something about Einstein and insanity.

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  15. Beyond State Power by the+darn · · Score: 1

    I'm usually quite the defender of the idea that the 50 states are the incubator of ideas for governing, each an experimental sandbox, the synthesis of which over time leads to good policy on a national level. However, I find it hilarious and stupid that we must endure presumptuous state governments attempting to regulate the internet, something that transcends borders. I look forward to a day when Congress of the Supreme Court sees fit to bar these petty potentates from imposing their will on the whole of the web-using world.

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    1. Re:Beyond State Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I look forward to a day when Congress of the Supreme Court sees fit to bar these petty potentates from imposing their will on the whole of the web-using world.

      The Supreme Court has their own Congress now? See, I told you Obama was going to destroy the constitution!!!!

  16. Trademark by mlwmohawk · · Score: 3, Informative

    A trademark is a sort of a definition of an invented word, administered today by the government.

    Not exactly. The term "Windows" is trademarked, should Microsoft be the only entity to be able to purchase "windows?" of course not.

    There is a real dividing line between corporation and state, and the irony here is that those who would argue that trademarks should be less powerful by definition argue that words should be auctioned, rather than licensed, and conversely, those who argue for strong government trademarks ultimately argue that the government should control more the meaning of words rather than the free market.

    Neither of these arguments are correct.

    Trademarks are names and logos under which businesses trade. The reason why they are protected is to protect the reputation of the institution that holds them. Believe it or not, there is "fair use" of trade marks. It is perfectly legal to use someone else's trademark if you using only enough of it to identify the business.

    For instance. A car dealership named "Planet Subaru" has the trademark "Planet Subaru." As a dissatisfied customer, I can create a website named "www.planetsubarusucks.com." I can even use the trademarked name "Planet Subaru" on this site as long as there is no confusion that I am associated with them, only as much of the trademark as necessary to identify the business, and that I do not intend to trade on their mark.

    It is perfectly legitimate for a ford dealer to buy "toyota" to get business from a competitor. Trademarks are not for censorship.

    1. Re:Trademark by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      That's because Microsoft was wrongly given the trademark. You are not allowed to trademark common words. See Lindows lawsuit, and why Microsoft gave Lindows shitloads of money to go away after Microsoft sued Lindows.

      All documented here, your local slashdot archive.

    2. Re:Trademark by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      Except that MS's trademark is on "Microsoft Windows", not just on Windows. And Lindows was clearly trying to trade on the Windows name. Only an idiot (or a rabid /. poster) would think otherwise.

  17. Is there anything... by tripdizzle · · Score: 1

    ...that leftist nanny state liberals and right-wing fundamentalist bible-thumpers won't try and ban?

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    1. Re:Is there anything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We all hope they ban posters who use the subject line to start a sentence. 30 Lashes!

    2. Re:Is there anything... by courtjester801 · · Score: 1

      Porn. We like our porn in Utah.

    3. Re:Is there anything... by The+Moof · · Score: 1

      Is there anything that leftist nanny state liberals and right-wing fundamentalist bible-thumpers won't try and ban?

      Corporate donations.

    4. Re:Is there anything... by Xaedalus · · Score: 1

      Again??? Aw man... Bathing suit season is SO not an option for me this year.

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    5. Re:Is there anything... by tripdizzle · · Score: 1

      Looks like we have a winner. One interwebz for u.

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  18. Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? by tjstork · · Score: 2, Informative

    They're not exactly known for their progressive views on technology

    You mean, like, when the mormons invented WordPerfect, one of the first great Word Processors, or pioneered networking with Novell, the first great networking company?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Ashton_(executive)

    http://www.mormonwiki.com/Ray_Noorda

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    1. Re:Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? by girlintraining · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean, like, when the mormons invented WordPerfect, one of the first great Word Processors, or pioneered networking with Novell, the first great networking company?

      Whoah. Hey, did you, like, know Robert Oppenheimer worked on the Manhattan Project and studied Hinduism? So, like, the entire religion of Hinduism can claim it invented the nuke! That's, like, totally and completely awesome! Dude!!!!!! -_- /Sarcasm.

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    2. Re:Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? by tjstork · · Score: 0, Troll

      Actually, if someone lives and is born of a particular culture, and produces something extraordinary, it does validate that culture, yes. And similarly, if that culture doesn't produce people that do anything useful, then, it really says something about that culture too. If you can't see that, you're kinda dense.

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    3. Re:Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      Or the television, or the odometer...

    4. Re:Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? by girlintraining · · Score: 1

      Actually, if someone lives and is born of a particular culture, and produces something extraordinary, it does validate that culture, yes. And similarly, if that culture doesn't produce people that do anything useful, then, it really says something about that culture too. If you can't see that, you're kinda dense.

      I guess I'd better flee the country then, because hell if I want american culture validated by anything I do. O_o

      Of course, it could be that remarkable people just happen to be in the right place, at the right time, and have the right blend of talent and dedication to pull off something extraordinary, a set of circumstances that operates completely and totally independent of "culture" and has more to do with the local environment they were raised in, which might say a lot more about the town they grew up in than the country. But of course, people have been using coincidence to validate their crackpot theories (religious significance in particular) since the dawn of time. Who am I to try to convince you otherwise? I'll just go die over here in a corner now that my nefarious scheme to make a funny has been revealed by your obviously superior intelligence.

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    5. Re:Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? by tjstork · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I guess I'd better flee the country then, because hell if I want american culture validated by anything I do. O_

      It doesn't matter if you flee, because you are a product of American culture.

      a set of circumstances that operates completely and totally independent of "culture" and has more to do with the local environment they were raised in

      Well, uh, the local environment is usually what culture is really all about... culture is the rules that are permissible behind closed doors as much as open ones.

      But of course, people have been using coincidence to validate their crackpot theories (religious significance in particular) since the dawn of time

      But the thing is, historically speaking, being a religious fanatic and having a conservative appreciation of culture matters. You can bash tradition and culture as much as you want, but they work. And, in fact, even though you might be anti-culture, even most anti-religious people and leaders of the far left will concede that theirs is not a project to rid the world of christian culture as it is to replace it with a culture of their own. Culture is just something that you can't escape. Even if you are in the "I'm not in any culture", crowd, you are still in the "I'm not in any culture culture".

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    6. Re:Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Actually, if someone lives and is born of a particular culture, and produces something extraordinary, it does validate that culture, yes.

      If someone lives and is born of a particular culture, and does something horrendous, does it condemn that culture?

      *cough* Godwin.

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    7. Re:Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? by ZFox · · Score: 1

      Only if they do something horrendous, extraordinarily.

    8. Re:Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and how about John Warnock, co founder of adobe.
      how about iomega (don't laugh) that was in Utah for so long.
      how about University of Utah, one of the two best Medical Informatics programs in the US
      how about the U of U that has the best data visualization programs in the nation

  19. Interfering by staryc · · Score: 1
    Anytime you're dealing with intellectual property laws there is also a bit of gray area that can ultimately turn into a slippery-slope. Where does the regulation stop?

    This is more on par with what should be happening:

    As I have explained elsewhere, policy-makers should be helping consumers get relevant content, not enacting laws to take it away from them.

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  20. Re:Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? &Linux/Unix too by irenaeous · · Score: 2, Funny

    You forgot to mention SCO! The people from which Unix was pirated to form Linux! Where would tech be today without great Utahnian innovators like Darl McBride and Blake Stowell?

  21. I don't think you can even bash all of them! by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    Or at least I was told that it's no longer appropriate to refer to Catholics as Papists. :(

    1. Re:I don't think you can even bash all of them! by genner · · Score: 1

      Or at least I was told that it's no longer appropriate to refer to Catholics as Papists. :(

      Since when?

    2. Re:I don't think you can even bash all of them! by sneilan · · Score: 1

      Since you got your pap smear.

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  22. Re:Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? &Linux/Unix too by tjstork · · Score: 1

    At least they aren't muslims!

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  23. in what sense are those socially acceptable? by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    You must live in a weird location if Jew-bashing, for example, is socially acceptable. In some countries, it's not even legal!

    1. Re:in what sense are those socially acceptable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In some, it's compulsory.

  24. Re:Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? &Linux/Unix too by girlintraining · · Score: 1

    At least they aren't muslims!

    Yeah, because the the Qur'an (first published ca. 610AD) emphasizes the use of empirical observation and reason, and had technology and building know-how far ahead of its time. Thank Allah they didn't continue that tradition.

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  25. Big Love by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OT but this bill is boring me to tears. Anyone got any theories on what's going to happen to Roman Grant? I think he's going back to jail after last week's escapade. Margie is having her epiphany that being a blond whore is no good, but she's hot as a brunette or blond either way, and Nicolette is doing the exact opposite, she will become a big whore.

  26. Utah leads the country in egovernment by thefinite · · Score: 1

    Utah is one of the best run states in the country, from an egovernment and general management perspective.

    At least, that's according to the Pew Center on the States. Compare states' report cards with that linked page.

    But yeah, the keyword legislation is stupid.

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  27. Re:Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? &Linux/Unix too by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Yeah, because the the Qur'an (first published ca. 610AD) emphasizes the use of empirical observation and reason, and had technology and building know-how far ahead of its time

    Ok, so now you are bashing mormons by sticking up for the muslims. My oh my. But let's do some basic math.. you can celebrate a bunch of muslims that have been dead for, let's see, um, 2009 - 610 = 1399 years, whose best claim to fame is stealing a bunch of math from India. Or, you can celebrate some fairly clever people that invented modern networking and word processing.

    Face it, you just don't like Christians, and the thing is, you can't even admit to yourself that Christians have done some pretty smart stuff, IN THE NAME OF THEIR GOD.

    Sorry, but scientifically speaking, having a god does not preclude you from making advancements in technology. In fact, it might even motivate them.

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  28. Re:Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? &Linux/Unix too by scotsghost · · Score: 1

    At least they aren't muslims!

    Yeah, because the the Qur'an (first published ca. 610AD) emphasizes the use of empirical observation and reason, and had technology and building know-how far ahead of its time.

    Very true. How far would computing have gotten with 1's but no 0's?

    Thank Allah they didn't continue that tradition.

    Also true. Too bad the idiot Christian world had to pick up where they went off.

  29. Finnish drug law by kilraid · · Score: 1

    That is funny, in Finnish medical drug law there's pretty much an opposite clause: When a patient is buying a prescribed drug, brand A, the drug store must offer a cheaper substitute drug, brand B, if such exists.

    1. Re:Finnish drug law by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      The same is true in many states in the US.

      In NJ, for example -- the pharmacist must dispense the generic (not just offer it) unless the physician or patient have specifically asked for the brand name drug.

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  30. I agree on most of that, but this seems a stretch by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    I'm no fan of Mormonism, or Catholicism or Islam for that matter, all of which are backwards, right-wing religions, so I agree with most of your post.

    But I don't really see what this particular dispute over trademarks has to do with Mormonism. Whether non-owners of a trademark paying for search results under those terms as keywords is, or ought to be, a violation of trademark law has been argued over in a number of states, and I don't see particularly clear religious faultlines in that debate. If supporting that position is somehow related to Mormonism, does that mean that eBay is run by Mormons?

  31. Re:Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? &Linux/Unix too by girlintraining · · Score: 1

    Hello? It was a compliment . Seriously... Can't even compliment muslims anymore without some christian screaming "help, help, I'm being oppressed!" Please take your irrational key-stabbing somewhere else.

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  32. Re:Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? &Linux/Unix too by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1

    emphasizes the use of empirical observation

    About Jews and Christians:
    "Seize them and slay them wherever you find them: and in any case take no friends or helpers from their ranks." Sura 4:89

  33. Re:Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? &Linux/Unix too by girlintraining · · Score: 1

    Also true. Too bad the idiot Christian world had to pick up where they went off.

    Credit where credit is due: there was a long period of taking people's heads off and burning them at the stake before they picked up on the use of empirical observation and reason. Even today, empirical observation and reason is met with healthy skepticism -- I mean, compared to Jesus, what has empiricism ever done for YOU? /sarcasm

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  34. Re:Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? &Linux/Unix too by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Hello? It was a compliment... Seriously... Can't even compliment muslims anymore without some christian screaming "help, help, I'm being oppressed!" Please take your irrational key-stabbing somewhere else.

    How could I be oppressed by Islam? In fact, how could any man EVER be oppressed by Islam?

    Islam is a much better deal for men than Christianity is, particularly American christianity. Hell, in Islam, men get to have all the money, don't have to share the road with women, get all the power, dominate the home completely, and have women like they are interchangable parts.

    Christ, why are we fighting these people!

    Point is: Me thinks you, as a woman, would have an interest in seeing Americans not wanting to adopt muslim culture so much.

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  35. No Big Deal by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

    I think that people are panicking over nothing here. It's just another legislation that is required to [restricted] the internet function optimally. In time, we'll be able to overcome this new [restricted] and grow to embrace [restricted] [restricted] and [restricted]. Furthermore, [restricted] [restricted] so [restricted] and [restricted] [restricted] [restricted] bikini zombies.

  36. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't internet advertising fall under the category of 'interstate commerce' which only the Federal government can regulate?

  37. Re:I agree on most of that, but this seems a stret by Target+Practice · · Score: 1

    "But I don't really see what this particular dispute over trademarks has to do with Mormonism. "

    The dispute itself doesn't. The dispute's debate floor, in the Mormon capitol of the world, is where the correlation is drawn.

    For example, they got the LDS leadership's advice before introducing a bill to reform alcohol laws. Everything short of requiring baptism to be in the senate here :)

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  38. Not really seeing the big deal by nasor · · Score: 1

    The intent of the law seems to be to prevent me from being bombarded with results that are irrelevant or contrary to what I'm searching for. Note that it appears that under this law you can still do things like buy the "Ford Focus" keyword and direct it to your fordfocussucks.com page (so long as the page is actually about the Focus, and not something else). You could not, on the other hand, but "Ford Focus" and use it to direct me to a page that sells cruise vacations.

    Meh. Personally I suspect that the internet would be less annoying if this law were implemented.

    1. Re:Not really seeing the big deal by hurfy · · Score: 1

      Now that you mention it....

      I wouldn't mind if they can find a way to eliminate all the entries for: Buy 'search term' Here ads that leads to another search site that never finds any 'search term' to sell you :/

      Getting tired of getting a search result that is a search result of a site giving search results.....

      Or at least a button to unclick the useless ad you went to.......

    2. Re:Not really seeing the big deal by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      You could not, on the other hand, but "Ford Focus" and use it to direct me to a page that sells cruise vacations.

      Do you mean it's illegal, or that Google don't allow it?

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    3. Re:Not really seeing the big deal by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Get best prices for rectal prolapse! Shop for tertiary syphilis!

      I was looking for reviews of something (can't remember what, but it was neither of the above) and many of the sites were just parroting the comments from Amazon. That's annoying too.

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    4. Re:Not really seeing the big deal by nasor · · Score: 1

      I mean that's the sort of thing this bill appears intended to prevent. The bill explicitly allows people to purchase keywords that they don't own the trademark to for criticism or other fair use.

  39. Intersection of Utah, Mormon, Republican, and more by weston · · Score: 1

    But most Mormons do. They are a fairly conservative bunch on the whole. The story is about a conservative, Republican, Mormon dominated legislature trying to get the internet to play by corporate rules. The "mormon" tag is just as appropriate as a "republican" or "conservative" or "corporations" tag on the story.

    Meh. Speaking as a Mormon who's lived a good chunk of his life in Utah, I'd say that while you're correct, any of the tags you mention are problematic. The source of this kind of mistake isn't really any one of those influences, it's an intersection of all of them. The Utah Republican party, particularly on certain regional levels, has its own special brand of cultural crazy that's a product of religiosity applied to conservative "philosophy" mixed in with some provincialism and mercantilism.

    And I think the combination deserves no small measure of criticism. The problem comes when in examinining the intersection, someone decides that each of the influences alone is worthy of the same level of blame of all of them. Or just picks their favorite influence to axe-grind against.

    People can legitimately object to stereotypes and prejudices. But sometimes those stereotypes are things that are legitimately true and that need to be said, even if they do offend.

    The problem tends to be that the stereotypes tend to be caricatures that offer no subtle or genuine understanding of what's going on.

    For example:

    Tell that to the people living in Utah, or Saudi Arabia, or Italy, who have to put up with prohibitions imposed on them in the name of the silent religious majority.

    Yeah, the unavailability of tea and coffee is a real bitch in Utah.

  40. Re:Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? &Linux/Unix too by Hodar · · Score: 1

    "How could I be oppressed by Islam? In fact, how could any man EVER be oppressed by Islam?"

    If you are being sarcastic, you need to state so explictly.

    If not, you need to educate yourself. This is simple, just Google the words "Jizya" and "Dhimmi". It will only take a few seconds, from there you should figure out pretty quickly - why we need to fight these people.

    They declared war on us, we did nothing to provoke them. Ever wonder which modern religion still practices slavery?

  41. Re:Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? &Linux/Unix too by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    having a god does not preclude you from making advancements in technology. In fact, it might even motivate them.

    But handing people a complete package of religion, culture, and government that doesn't demand any advancement and doesn't allow dissent against anything dictated by that package will certainly impede progress.

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  42. Re:Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? &Linux/Unix too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's not a woman, dude.

    YHBT.
    YHL.
    HAND.

  43. Re:Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? &Linux/Unix too by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

    we did nothing to provoke them

    Yep, vacuums sure are powerful things. Just check the one between your ears.

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  44. That's because what you originally wrote... by Xaedalus · · Score: 1

    could be determined as hate speech. You made an unplausible association: that the Mormon Church is the Scientology of Early America. Not only is that an unfair comparison, but you're also seeking to link the poor reputation that Scientology has to the Mormon church in the minds of your readers. You're essentially slandering the Church's reputation and seeking to give people a negative connotation of it. Yes, you are free to speak your opinion about the church. Yes, Joseph Smith can be paralleled to L. Ron Hubbard because there is reasonable assumption that he created the Book of Mormon. There is verifiable truth in this statement. It does not entitle you to make a broad comparison since you're not specifically referencing Joseph Smith and L. Ron Hubbard. Both churches were started by their respective founders, but they have grown and evolved independent of those founders. However, when invoking Freedom of Speech it is expected that you reveal who you are when you speak your opinion and take the consequences of such. If you're willing to say it, then you should be willing to take it. Posting your opinion as an AC and attempting to push this across, and then claiming the 'victim' defense as justification to me says that this WAS intended as a subtle form of hate speech. You are right in saying that you have a right to post anonymously. Posting subtle negative attacks anonymously erodes this right. So if you really believe it, then step up, come out, and say it. Otherwise, shut up.

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    1. Re:That's because what you originally wrote... by geekboy642 · · Score: 1

      Scientology and Mormonism:
      One of these cults is based on a fantastical story which is contradicted by every known scientific fact, and which was written by a drug-addled egotist womanizer. The other is Scientology.

      And to any employer that doesn't like this stance; well, I don't want to work for anyone asinine enough to disagree with me.

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    2. Re:That's because what you originally wrote... by Savior_on_a_Stick · · Score: 1

      Absolutely!

      If I've destroyed my chances of employment with a mind control organization, I've done myself a favor.

  45. mod parent up by hdon · · Score: 1

    Anonymous Coward has a point. Mod him up!

    Is it always bigotry if someone is intolerant of a religion? What if there's an article about suicide cults, and I tag it 'heavensgate'? Bigotry? What if there's an article about female circumcision, and I tag it 'islam'? I'm just curious as to where the line is drawn. Personally, I think religion has unfairly worked itself into a position where to criticize it is seen as bigotry tantamount to racism, which is absurd.

  46. Re:Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? &Linux/Unix too by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    How far would computing have gotten with 1's but no 0's?

    You shouldn't take phrases like "Arabic numerals" at face value. It can make you look really stupid.

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  47. Re:Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? &Linux/Unix too by tjstork · · Score: 1

    But handing people a complete package of religion, culture, and government that doesn't demand any advancement and doesn't allow dissent against anything dictated by that package will certainly impede progress

    Yes, it certainly does. But you don't need a God to achieve that level of stupidity.

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  48. Re:I agree on most of that, but this seems a stret by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, they often ignore that advise. Did you know that Utah was the deciding vote to repel the prohibition despite the fact that LDS leaders were in favor of prohibition?

  49. Keyboard Advertising by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    At first glance, I thought it was "Utah Trying to Restrict Keyboard Advertising", and I was thinking, "Well it's about time someone did something about self-advertising keyboards!"welcome datacomp

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  50. Re:Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? &Linux/Unix too by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Very true. How far would computing have gotten with 1's but no 0's?

    Seems to work ok in Washington DC these days!

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  51. Jizya and Dhimmi : BIG TAX CUT by tjstork · · Score: 1

    If not, you need to educate yourself. This is simple, just Google the words "Jizya" and "Dhimmi"....we need to fight these people.

    Before my fellow Republicans get too wrapped up in the Holy War, check this out... the total tax bill on corporate profits in the UAE, or United Arab Emirates, is 14%. This is compared to 40% for the USA.

    http://www.doingbusiness.org/ExploreTopics/PayingTaxes/?direction=Asc&sort=7

    Notice too, that the USA only has a 2% lower tax rate than Iran, and that's before Obama / Pelosi tax increases kick in.

    So... I mean, I guess you have to decide... are you a Republican, or not? If you are a genuine anti-tax Republican, Shariah is a lot more appealing than liberalism, for sure.

    I mean, for a tax cut of 1/3 of what I'm paying now, I don't necessarily want to rule out growing a beard and facing Mecca. Beats the shit out of worshipping every damned cricket and insect that the liberals would have us do.

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  52. Re:Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? &Linux/Unix too by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Just remember, under Islamic law, taxes to aid the poor are VOLUNTARY. There are no "entitlements" in Shariah.

    Let's see, 14% tax rates in the UAE, versus 40% in the USA... yeah, I know that Islam's got some tough pills to swallow, but contemplate what you would do with 2/3 less in taxes. Unlike in America, where liberals bitch until you will pay the poor -everything- you make, under the law set down by the Prophet, paying the poor is VOLUNTARY and at most 1/40th of your income. El Propheto was many things, but he was, after all, a businessman first.

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  53. I leave for two minutes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As much as I hate posting as an anonymous coward here on Slashdot I semi-refuse(read; not gonna be arsed six ways from Tuesday at 12 AM in the morning) I feel it's kind of a national right for me to say this considering it's my home state:

    I leave for two minutes and your doing what now Utah?

    (Which was, oddly enough, my first reaction upon seeing this.)

  54. Re:aaa by spartacus_prime · · Score: 1

    Who modded this funny?

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  55. Re:Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? &Linux/Unix too by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    No you don't, but that doesn't stop the muslims, christians, or jews.

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  56. Re:Uh, WordPerfect and Novell? &Linux/Unix too by scotsghost · · Score: 1

    How far would computing have gotten with 1's but no 0's?

    You shouldn't take phrases like "Arabic numerals" at face value. It can make you look really stupid.

    oooo, nifty. i didn't realize the arabs got them from the indians. thanks for the link.

    though i'd point out that the same link credits two Arab philosophers, Al-Kindi and Al-Khwarizmi, with principle responsibility for diffusing those indian numerals into the west. which is likely why we refer to them as arabic numerals, and not hindu numerals.

  57. bigotry and Mormon volunteers by Chems_R_Us · · Score: 1

    To AC #27080663: you state "Except that Mormonism is the Scientology of early America"

    By early America, you're talking about 1776 and that era?

    But let's got back your statement about bashing a religion not being bigotry. Here's the definition of bigotry:

    BIGOTRY
    Pronunciation [big-uh-tree] -noun, plural -ries. 1. stubborn and complete intolerance of any creed, belief, or opinion that differs from one's own. 2. the actions, beliefs, prejudices, etc., of a bigot.

    Synonyms:
    1. narrow-mindedness, bias, discrimination.
    So yeah, you're A bigot, and uninformed, and a lot of other negative things that you demonstrate by your asinine statements.

    You talk about people at the top of the Mormon church profiting. That is a very funny statement since the LDS church is an unpaid ministry, volunteers, etc. And those at "the top"? All of them gave up successful careers or successful companies to work more than full time hours with little time off in service to other people.

    You have it backwards. And your statements about God and Christ show that you don't even know about Christianity.

    So... let's sum your post up: Fail.
    But you did succeed at being an Anon Coward.
    That you did.

  58. It could just be... by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

    Maybe the second m was just a typo? ;-)

  59. Doesn't make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good ole google has bene helping out in this department too. http://db.tidbits.com/article/8272
    Ridiculous...

  60. Re:in what sense are Christians being bashed? by kindbud · · Score: 1

    I live in the USA, where if someone says something that is not fatuously flattering to your pet cause, it is outrageously insulting to it.

    --
    Edith Keeler Must Die
  61. copyrighted trademarks by Joseph_Daniel_Zukige · · Score: 1

    Is "copyrighted trademarks" a legally meaningful term?

    But, actually, the argument that Mormons can't be considered Christian may, indeed, derive from the same sort of motivations that induce some people to want to protect indirect use of their trademarks.

    Which, if we assume that such use should usually not be protectable, would seem a little ironic, if a number of prominent "Mormon" politicians might be support this kind of legislation.