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Alaska's Mt. Redoubt Has Erupted
alaskana98 writes "Alaska's Mt. Redoubt volcano has erupted 3 times, with the first event starting at 10:38 PM Alaska standard time.
The ash cloud is estimated to be higher than 50,000 feet. So far, only light ash fall is predicted for areas north
of Anchorage."
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Barack is hell bent on bankrupting the USA once and for all ; read everything below and you might finallybegin to understand.
- Chairman Barack Hussein "The Teleprompter" Obama is deeply connected to corruption, Rahm Emanuel (Radical authoritarian Statist-Zionist whose father was part of the Murderous Civilian Killing Israeli Terrorist Organization known as IRGUN), Connected to Rod Blagojevich (Rahm inherited Rod's federal-congress seat), Connected to Ayers, a man who promotes the concept that civilian collateral damage is ok in a war against freedom, Preacher Jeremiah Wright, who is himself a black-elitist who wants all the people who largely "pay the freight" to suffer, 31 million on food stamps, more blacks are in prison and on food-stamps per capita than anyone else. The problem with Wright is simply this: the facts are "racist."
- Obama: Racist, AIPAC-Zionist, Corrupted and a Traitor and a Liar who can't even produce a valid birth certificate (which is not a certificate of live birth)
- Raytheon lobbyist in Pentagon
- Goldman Sachs insider second in command at Treasury.
- Cabinet has had several nominees and appointees with multiple tax fraud issues.
- The head of the IRS and the head of the Treasury, Geithner, is a Tax Cheat
- Lied about no lobbyists
- Lied about having a new degree of accountability and a SUNSHINE period of new laws, he has signed bills with little or no review at whitehouse.gov as promised.
- Appointed a second amendment violating Rich-pardoning treasonist Eric Holder as AG, the top cop of the USA, a man who helped a fugitive evade justice.
- Has not put a dime in for a single new nuclear power plant but wants to help bridges and roads to promote more driving.
- Obama, Blagojevich and Rahm Emanuel have a LOT to hide. They literally lived next to each other, Rahm had (until being Chairman Obama's Chief of staff) Blagojevich's old federal congressional seat. Blagojevich helped Chairman "The Teleprompter" Obama cheat his way to the Illinois senate by getting other candidates thrown off the ballot in Illinois. Why do you think Blagojevich was so mad? Obama DID owe him, big time. Rahm and Obama are using Blagojevich and trying to cut his head off to keep him away.
- Tony Rezko, Iraqi Arms Dealer Nahdmi Auchi, and of course Aiham Alsammarae. Chairman "The Teleprompter" Hussein Obama is so corrupted its a joke.
- Fools and "useful idiots" twist the pie charts by leaving welfare, workfare, interest on debt, social security, Medicare and Medicaid out and focusing only on non-whole "discretionary" pie charts.
2007 high level pie chart, Federal Budget, USA
2009 Pie chart, detailed, Federal Budget, USA
- Chairman Obama is drastically increasing spending and creating more entitlements that will make the US less competitive (especially against China, India, East Europe/Russia). This will be a huge disaster and change you can believe in will strap you and your grandkids with more debt. No taxation without representation? Obama is spending money for the next two-three generations and they can't even vote yet, or even have been born.
- An alternative to the dollar and a forex and a reserve currency came up at the last G20 meeting. The world will not take faith in Obama's liar-socialist spending and welfare state, why should the taxpayers (plebian citizen-slaves of a police state).
- The spending going on now vastly eclipses all previous spending. In fact, the massive trillion plus debts is a thing of the 80's onwards. Congress signs the checks, remember that Year after year, as egregious as the pentagon spending is, that the social spending is completely a waste of money and it is unfunded over the long term. Eisenhower built the interstates, the US could build a new power infrastructure with this money but instead is be
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The web cam just shows blackness
Yeah, you see slashdot doesnt have inline images so I cant make a picture-pages style story book for you. Maybe on fark? Literacy is a bitch, I know.
Can Governor Sarah Palin see it happening from her house?
Sarah Palin reports she can see it from her house.
The next Cmdr Taco duplicate will be ready soon, but subscribers can beat the rush and see it early!
I guess we're finally finding out how Sarah responded to Bristol's breakup with her fiance...
More proof that Sarah PALIN is incompetent. Good thing we elected Barack Obama. His steady leadership and teleprompter reading skills have brought back prosperity. I shudder to think of the massive deficits and floundering leadership if she had been elected.
Well this should clearly be illegal, dumping all of that ash and those greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere.
Of course there's a Republican governor.
Won't somebody think of the caribou?!
"Kittens give Morbo gas!"
Finally, several months after the loss in elections, Sarah Palin let the steam out.......
All hope abandon ye who enter here.
Seems like the steam Obama's letting out of the economy is far larger than the steam coming out of this, or Krakatoa for that matter.
Meanwhile, in Louisiana, Governor Bobby Jindal mutters something about all this wasteful government spending.
http://volcanoes.usgs.gov/avo/webcam/redoubt-2.jpg
i bet jindal feels like a doof
NOT from TFA:
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
If you thought we had climate change before, wait till you see what this ash cloud will do. I predict there will be a massive temperature swing, destroying all crops in the northern hemisphere, putting half of the world's population in danger of death from lack of food, and adversely affecting the economies of all the southern hemisphere countries, which will lead to the use of non-green technologies for cost reasons, which will compound the problem exponentially. I predict that because of this incident, the entire population of the world will be dead within two years.
Sorry... this story is a mixup. Someone on twitter said: "D00d, the vulcanoe just 'rupted" and I said "I doubt it" and he said "no reely", and I said "I doubt it" again. And somehow that go morphed into "Mount ReDoubt has erupted"
Sorry
Jebus is gonna save me.
Or Xenu... One of those guys anyway...
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
I seem to recall that volcano monitoring was labeled as 'Pork'?
2009-03-23 02:04:08
As of 2:00AM March 23, 2009, AVO has recorded FOUR large explosions [...]
2009-03-23 04:37:08
Another large explosion is occurring at Redoubt.
(which IS from TFA)
Just curious what the #cars per eruption ratio is.
This news item is only one week old - this is surely a record for timely reporting. :)
When Republican governor of Louisiana Bobby Jindal took to TV immediately after President Obama's address to the Joint Session of Congress last month, he whined that the government funded volcano monitoring is "wasteful spending". Of course he was lying, since he said "$140M for volcano monitoring", when that money is for USGS "facilities and equipment, including stream gages, seismic and volcano monitoring systems and national map activities", all kinds of important stuff for running and protecting our country.
Then Jindal went into some kind of weird story about his standing for sanity during Hurricane Katrina (which he was lying about, too - and it was a story about the lone Democrat getting things done, surrounded by Republicans including Jindal doing nothing but flapping their lips). Reminding us what happens when the government doesn't monitor predictable local natural disasters that kill thousands and destroy cities.
This was the official Republican response. Maybe they just want to keep secret their main competition for spewing filthy hot air that kills Americans.
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Yeah , monitoring them really stops them going off. Just like predicting eathquakes and tsunamis, the monitoring has prevented a lot of injuries and.. oh wait, they never do, there is almost never enough warning for the monitoring to shit.
Here's an actual story about what is happening.
Slashdot: Failed Car Analogies. Amateur Lawyering. Anecdote Battles.
Just remember, all the debris kicked up into the atmosphere could actually cause global cooling. Reference the drop in average world temperature caused by the eruption of Mount Pinatubo awhile back.
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The Anchorage Daily News is reporting 5 eruptions here
/Former resident of Eagle River, AK
//Saw Mt Redoubt the last time it erupted.
///Well, at least until the ash obscured the view.
Mount Redoubt has blown its spout. Throwing ash and soot about.
You never expect irony, do you?
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Of course this would be temporary cooling, the gasses (warming) released from the event would persist for longer periods of time in the atmosphere than the particulates (cooling).
praying for forgiveness for upsetting her god...
"The hands that help are better far than lips that pray." - Robert Ingersoll (1833-1899)
Car: About 3600 kg for an average car (http://www.terrapass.com/carbon-footprint-calculator/)
Volcanoes (average for all of them each year): 130,000,000,000 kg (http://volcanoes.usgs.gov/hazards/gas/index.php)
Didn't find anything on one volcano.
So about 36 million cars = all the volcanoes for CO2 emissions.
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The only proper measurement here is how many MP3s would fit in a standard volcanic eruption.
Wow, you are all so witty with your Sarah Palin jokes! Those definitely didn't get old!
Since everyone but Myanmar, Liberia and the United States use the metric system I just thought I'd point out the hight of the ash cloud.
In case you don't know this obscure "ft" unit. ;-)
You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. -- Harlan Ellison
so lame
Does politics have to pollute EVERY story here? Seriously, I hate the GOP (hate the Democrats, too), but you raving, spittle dripping ideologues who have to drag politics into every damned story on anything are worse than any of them. Yes, we all know about Jindal's idiocy. You are not unique. You are not special for doing thing. Every point in your post was said in the first 15 minutes after Jindal's original comments.
Please just die or something. You ideologues, on both sides, are useless.
Why even bother to predicate hurricanes if government is useless at responding to them.
"Government is ineffective, vote for us and we'll show you how!" - traditional GOP motto.
http://www.volcanolive.com/vei.html
Claims "20-30", so about 1.2 million cars per volcano. Give or take a fair bit because the "lava flow" ones would be putting out a fare bit as well.
52 Million cars are projected to be made this year, and going by 3600kg per car, means they will be putting out about 187 billion kg ontop of the millions of cars already out there.
Provided all of the 4 sites are correct, the emissions from cars a year is probably about 5 to 8 times more than volcanoes a year.
I love it when Doc Ruby gets ass raped like this. He's one of the biggest hacks around, and he just got SMOKED!!!
That comment can't be flamebait if its a factual response to a parent flamebait comment. It's danmn insightful.
Moderators, do your job and bitchslap Doc Ruby to hell for being such a dumbass.
In other news today, despite crushing amounts of spending, fusion still does not exist, cancer is not cured and no new nuclear power plants have been built (or are even planned in the "stimulus" ) ensuring our dealings with the middle-eastern TERR_OIL barons for some time to come.
Public fucking spending is working so great :)
Please, don't hammer Doc. He's brilliant, although as of late, misguided. His posts can be fair, open and extremely insightful when he's not just typing with his heart instead of his head. While emotional responses are usually not a problem, in Doc's case, his heart has been filled with partisan hatred of late. I'm hoping that his head will take back over and clean out all the illogical, off balance hatred that has clouded his otherwise sound judgment.
For example, (and to get back on topic) imagine his outrage if a Republican had spent $140,000,000/yr to monitor volcanoes. He would be screaming in all caps and bold that this was some sort of a payoff to Sarah Palin. He would say that the US has not had a major eruption since Mt. St. Helens in the mid 80's. He would also point out that since this eruption was predicted and prepared for, there is no need to spend MORE money for monitoring since the current system obviously works fine with the current funding.
I look forward to the day when I can read Doc's posts again and think, "Wow! That bastard made sense."
There is no "I disagree" mod for a reason. Flamebait, Troll, and Overrated are not substitutes.
Yeah, you see slashdot doesnt have inline images so I cant make a picture-pages style story book for you.
Thank the fuck for that.
Oh, mister liberal , you should be sensitive to the illiterate people's needs, they are people too. Gruppe hugs. (There is your cue to experiment in gaysex).
Provided all of the 4 sites are correct, the emissions from cars a year is probably about 5 to 8 times more than volcanoes a year.
Not counting the CO2 from the production of the cars.
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New Orleans don't need government waste like something called "volcano monitoring". We should all move to places like New Orleans where they dont need to waste all that kind of money monitoring something that may or may not happen. ...Good to know I'm not the only one who thought Jindel bashing volcano monitoring was highly ironic.
It's a imaginary place in the Simon & Garfunkel song.
Kinda like Shangri-La, El-Dorado, Hobbiton or New Zealand.
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
Still waiting for the big one
Build a Man a Fire, and He'll Be Warm for a Day. Set a Man on Fire, and He'll Be Warm for the Rest of His Life.
No, no, no! I keep telling you, the universal capacity unit is libraries of Congress!
Just don't confuse LoC with Congress itself when you're talking about capacity for hot gases; Congress has an infinite capacity for hot air.
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...because it's a much more suitable unit for this distance.
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I bet the guy who originally named that mountain feels silly right now.
"This looks like a good spot for our redoubt...
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Yes, you've nailed it exactly (though unfortunately there's more people than just the dwindling "right" that is stuck on the doomed path).
The debate over causes of climate change is worthwhile only as a means to the end of identifying what we can change here and now to avert disaster. We can't change the frequency and size of volcanic eruptions. But we can reverse the destruction of vegetation that naturally balances our atmosphere, but now synthetically unbalances us as we burn it instead of grow it. And even bigger and more changeable is the amount of ancient vegetation in fossil fuels that once stored Greenhouse gases, giving our atmosphere a stable, mild climate, that we now burn to "fire up" the Greenhouse.
The real answers don't come from finding someone to blame. They come from finding what we can change. And as hard as the beneficiaries (and irrational lovers/phobics) of petrofuels might make it to change, they're still easier than changing the volcanoes. And, as far as we can tell right now, probably sufficient. So it's worth identifying their contributions, then scaling them down.
If our climate change and energy debates revolved more around who can change instead of who to blame, we might get workable consensus much faster and more easily.
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Ding: WRONG .
Chairman Obama is a pet name. Like yours, Instead of David TC (aka David Thin Cock), you are Mister Choad-swallowing Cum-Guzzling Queen, ESQ. So you didnt refute shit.
Second, his budget is FUCKING WORSE than 07 and 09, and it decreases none of the spending that is currently unfundable.
So, you are a fucking head in the sand fucking tool, and you just did my QED for me, thanks for proving you are a fucking little brainless fucking tools. HAHAHAHAHAHAH THANKS, I got this like, hahaha.!
QED, losah, QED.
Hi David Thin Cock.
yes, your chimp in the whitehouse (can we call him chimp like you did to Shrub, or is that no PC, oh well, fuck you) is the threat, HE is the clear and present danger and he is who the WAR is with. That fuck is going to usher in the dissolution of this union.
Fuck you, the war is now with Snobama, and with you, his fucking anti-constitutional traitor treasonists. You are up for a good old tar and feathing you fucking god damn tax, redistribute scum. The Tea Party in 2010 will be throwing YOU in the fucking water, YOU ARE THE TAX, you are the fucking leach.
It's kinda funny. Remember how all the Goopers where whining about money spent on volcano monitoring?
Once again, reality just slaps conservative stupidity in the face.
I am always amazed when I see conservatives scream that volcanoes put out far more CO2 than our cars do, while ignoring simple math like this. Nice post.
I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
Here's a twitter feed that provides more current information than the sfgate story.
Volcanic Eruptions throw particulates into the
atmosphere and thus have a cooling effect. The
amount of carbon dioxide emitted to the atmosphere
due to all volcanism world wide per year is
uncertain but estimated to be far less than one
half of one percent of the contribution due to
human activity.
"Shangri-La, El Dorado, Hobbiton, or France"
First of all, you can't predict earthquakes, except in the case of aftershocks. We aren't 'monitoring' earthquakes to predict them, we're simply studying them to see if we can predict them, and to predict tsunamis and volcanoes.
Secondly, tsunami predictions have saved quite a lot of lives. The last disastrous tsunami, in fact, was predicted in plenty of time to help people, except that there wasn't a unified warning system for the area and that the various countries hit are still mostly third world and had no way to notify their people.
Tsunamis in general are incredibly easy to predict. You just wait for an largeish earthquake, which can easily see on semographs, and then look for swelling of the ocean at that place. It is sheer stupidity we don't have some sort of global monitoring for them. Two hours after the quake that caused the last one, four hours before it hit anywhere, radar satellites picked the damn thing up. We could easily just tie together existing systems and have fair warning of these things.
And, of course, the monitoring of Mount Pinatubo saved 10-20 thousand lives when it erupted in 1991. In total, the entire monitoring of that volcano, in the decade the US had done it, came to about 15 million dollars. (Or about the cost of having one guy from AIG work for them that entire time.)
If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
And this is why parents need to monitor their children's internet activity, at least until they're 14 or so.
If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
You, the jackboot thug of the authoritarian state would want to manipulate and control what others see.
You suck , your points suck, I'm so far out in front of you intellectually its simply me toying with you, and you would fucking cry if you saw what I make. I pay 2x your gross income in taxes, fucking loser. So if I'm yanking that kind of bank and I'm 14, I must be god's gift to mankind, to pull up a chair and listen to what you seem to think is a prodigy.
What a fuckin tool.
Quick someone tell Jindal to use a time machine and go back in time to tell himself not to slam volcano monitoring. FASTER! FASTER! FASTER!
Because of lack of data I cannot be sure. But my best guess is that this eruption is just warming up at the moment. It is also my best guess that this eruption is going be in full power after 24 to 72 hours.
The amount of ash that can be excepted in Mount Pinatubo levels or larger. However, that won't be clear until after the eruption it self.
This might be the second large eruption in Alaska in less then 12 months. Last big eruption there took place in April or May 2008. It did create volcano sunset around the globe and possible did cool the planet around 0.1 to 0.3C.
Mount Pinatubo info.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Pinatubo
it is a burden on future generations.
I don't see how funding for a short term any job is stimulus, it is simply a dog and pony show for the ignorant.
Had to laugh when Obama flew around on AF1 to tout 25 and 65 odd jobs - government jobs funded for ONE YEAR only.
Stimulus, maybe only for politician poll numbers
* Winners compare their achievements to their goals, losers compare theirs to that of others.
You, the jackboot thug of the authoritarian state would want to manipulate and control what others see.
Object doubling for emphasis, while common in other languages, is not allowed in English. To make that real English, you actually need another comma: You, the jackboot thug of the authoritarian state, would want...
You used 'its' wrong, and that's horrible grammar. I believe you meant '...I'm so far out in front of you intellectually that it's simply me toying with you...'.
Also, I don't know why you wrote in the passive voice, especially one with the subject of an undefined 'it'. What, exactly, is 'you toying with me'? The passive voice has its place, but especially don't use it where it's hard to know what the subject is.
In this case, as you were attacking me, you shouldn't have used it at all, you should have phrased it with yourself as the subject, as that's much more forceful. Here, watch:
I'm so far out in front of you intellectually that I'm simply toying with you.
See? Doesn't that sound better and more forceful? Don't overcomplicate your sentences until you have more experience.
So if I'm yanking that kind of bank and I'm 14, I must be god's gift to mankind, to pull up a chair and listen to what you seem to think is a prodigy.
Oops, prodigy, you forgot to give that sentence a verb or subject. You have a dependent clause and then the sentence 'to pull up a chair...'. Presumably, you're wanting me to pull up a chair, but I'm not even mentioned in that sentence yet! Possibly you meant 'to mankind, you need to pull up a chair...'?
Also, if you wish to be taken seriously, don't refer to how much 'bank' you're 'yanking'. That's a very silly expression. Colloquialisms have their place in writing, but using silly ones results in other people thinking you're silly, so their use needs to be weighed against that.
Now, using what we've learned, why don't you try insulting me some more? You're already ahead of the other 6th graders, let's see if we can make your already excellent writing just a little bit better.
If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
Frankly, I'm done at this point. There are over a hundred provable facts in the Obama troll; you bit the bait so hard (and are flopping around like a fish on the bottom a TROLLER) that it simply would not be stimulating to continue. I like to get lots of threading in Phirst Poasts anyway. The most revealing thing about you is that you focused on trivia when handed a large helping of information. I would imagine even a person of average intelligence could refute or at least be skeptical about a few non-trivial things. You were not able to do so, and chose to focus on linguistic semantics and other trivia. I've also been up for over 36 hours and need to show at work. Most of the bounces I use to get here are at the post limit. Don't worry - I can Troll you at anytime. I have had "favorites" in the past, biters such as MoneyT, Guspaz, and many more. You see, you are like Dr. Forbin in the Book/Movie "Colossus, The Forbin Project." As the Colossus archetype, I have beaten you in chess; however, even a bright guy like Forbin has enough emotions and residual hubris to try and take on Colossus even though he knows full well it's a losing proposition. A cursory search for my signature will reveal that you are simply one of many tangled in webs that I weave, and as such you are the object of derision for those who I entertain with this material.
I just hope I get to be one of the guards at the re-education camp you get sent to.
We're gonna have a blast with you, I can see that now.
You know, it's sorta weird that you'd assert that I 'bit the bait hard', and at the same time assert that I wasn't able to do anything than refute a few trivial things.
Hey, dumbass, refuting 'Chairman Obama' in the other thread was a joke at your expense. It wasn't me falling for your troll, it was me mocking you with the idea that you were too dumb to know Obama's actual position. Same with the grammar post!
In fact, that's pretty much all I've been doing from the start, making fun of you. You showed up at a political debate to troll and the only one responding to you is mocking your choice in shoelaces. So, yeah, nice 'success' at your 'trolling'.
I haven't even been responding to the actual content of your post until now when you broke character, ya moron.
You, however, became offended when I said you were a kid and you had to 'prove' how smart you were and how much money you made.
Insecure much? I think I actually hit a nerve there.
If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
replaces Sarah Palin as the hottest thing in Alaska.
Also not including all other vehicles and machines:
4-wheelers ...and on, and on...
motorbikes
racing cars
fire trucks
ambulances
tow-trucks
tractors (farms)
tractors (roads)
graders/plows
dumptrucks
forklifts
cranes
miltiary tanks
military trucks
boats
ships
generators
chainsaws
weedwackers
model airplanes
RC cars
I don't know how what constitutes a "major eruption", but Pu'u 'O'o in Hawaii has destroyed "over 100 homes [...] in a nine-month period" and "189 structures".
Maybe when a volcano starts to show activity and erupt people should leave. Maybe when the Ocean begins to rise up and crush a city that was built below the damn thing the people should leave.
The government failed these people? I like to think of it as culling the herd.
Thank the fuck for that.
With respect to Slashdot's lack of inline images, this doesn't strike me as a troll response.
My grandmother used anecdotal evidence all the time, and she lived to be 120 years old.
Well, if Sarah Palin can see the volcano from her house, what do we need to spend money on "monitoring" for? Just have her keep an eye on it, and if it erupts she'll let us know! Hey, is there a way to make the volcano pay for its own eruption kit?
He's a man of principle. He believes the same thing on Wednesday that he believed on Monday. No matter what happened on Tuesday.
Oh yeah well I have so much money I just bought an island with the cash I found in my couch (the one in the eighth room down the hall on the fourth floor of my second mansion [second one in Hawaii anyways]).
So, based on this fact, I must be vastly more intellectual than you. Of course, that was obvious in your earlier posts where you said things like: "or is that no PC", and "you are the fucking leach". Leach? Really? You might want to look that word up.
And even being as super-duper-awesome rich as you are, you're scared of Obama. That makes me happy. People as obviously mentally handicapped as you shouldn't have as much money as you claim to have. If people like you controlled this nations money you might end up doing something stupid with it, like buying up huge swathes of unholy mortgages. Oh, wait.
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I just got this information in email. This is from the volcano email post list.
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Alaska Volcano Observatory
Information Statement
Monday, March 23, 2009 12:18 PM AKDT (12:18 UTC)
Redoubt Volcano
60Â29'7" N 152Â44'38" W, Summit Elevation 10197 ft (3108 m)
Current Volcano Alert Level: WARNING
Current Aviation Color Code: RED
Beginning last night (Sunday March 22, 2009) at approximately 22:38
AKDT, Redoubt Volcano produced a series of five explosive eruptions
that each lasted from four to thirty minutes. The last one ended at
5:00 AM AKDT this morning (March 23). National Weather Service radar,
pilot reports, and AVO analysis of satellite imagery suggest that
these events produced ash clouds that reached 60,000 ft above sea
level (asl), with the bulk of the ash volume between 25 - 30,000 ft
asl. Traces of ash fall have been reported in Skwentna, Talkeetna,
Wasilla, and Trapper Creek.
AVO remains at Aviation Color Code RED and Alert Level WARNING.
Seismic unrest continues at Redoubt in the form of elevated volcanic
tremor. NEXRAD radar data show that the last significant ash emission
was concurrent with the final explosive event at 5:00 AM AKDT. Since
that time, no ash has been visible in radar, suggesting that if ash
emission is occurring, it is below approximately 13,000 ft asl and/or
too fine to be detected. Poor weather at the volcano currently hinders
visual observations.
Last night's explosive eruptions caused melting of the Drift glacier
and greatly increased discharge down the Drift River. AVO plans a
helicopter overflight to the area today to assess conditions at the
volcano and along the Drift River. The explosions also destroyed one
seismic station near the volcano's summit (RSO), and disrupted
telemetry from AVO's observation hut. This telemetry outage affects
the web camera, a continuous GPS station, and two broadband seismic
stations. Repairs to this data link will be undertaken as conditions
permit. Seven telemetered seismic stations surrounding Redoubt remain
in operation.
The eruptions were preceded by approximately 60 hours of elevated
seismicity in the form of discrete earthquakes under the volcano. AVO
raised the Aviation Color Code/Alert Level from YELLOW/ADVISORY to
ORANGE/WATCH on Saturday, March 21 at 22:09 AKDT. This increase in
seismicity likely reflected the upward movement of magma towards the
surface. Prior to this weekend, Redoubt had exhibited signs of
volcanic unrest beginning in the Fall of 2008 which then escalated in
late January, 2009. Last night's explosions were the first significant
ash-producing eruptions of the unrest.
Further explosive activity could occur with little or no warning, and
could occur intermittently for weeks or months. AVO remains staffed 24
hours per day will issue further information as it becomes available.
For up-to-date Ashfall Advisories and wind trajectories, please refer
to the National Weather Service website:
http://pafc.arh.noaa.gov/volcano.php.
Heavily ice-mantled Redoubt volcano is located on the western side of
Cook Inlet, 170 km (106 mi) southwest of Anchorage and 82 km (51 mi)
west of Kenai, within Lake Clark National Park. Redoubt is a
stratovolcano which rises to 10,197 feet above sea level. Recent
eruptions occurred in 1902, 1966-68, and 1989-90. The 1989-90 eruption
produced mudflows, or lahars, that traveled down the Drift River and
partially flooded the Drift River Oil Terminal facility. The ash
plumes produced by the 1989-90 eruption affected international air
traffic and resulted in minor or trace amounts of ash in the city of
Anchorage and other nearby communities.
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A glacier flood seems to be a real danger following this eruption. Along with the ash fall and other related dangers.
To those people who are outraged at David-Thin-Cock's mephitic, malicious biases, this screed will be of interest. People who are well-meaning yet misinformed might also profit by proceeding. For the remainder who are indifferent, faint of heart, or content to let David-Thin-Cock advocate his whinges amid a hue and cry as passive-aggressive as it is goofy, I regret that there is little reason to read further. To get immediately to the point, he has a talent for inventing fantasy worlds in which truth is merely a social construct. Then again, just because David-Thin-Cock is a prolific fantasist doesn't mean that the ancient Egyptians used psychic powers to build the pyramids.
Speaking of which, if I am correctly informed, David-Thin-Cock harbors a sense of entitlement and an expectation of success beyond reason. In any case, his methods are much subtler now than ever before. He is more adept at hidden mind control and his techniques of social brainwash are much more appealingly streamlined and homogenized.
Let me try to put this in perspective: David-Thin-Cock's publications have merged with irreligionism in several interesting ways. Both spring from the same kind of reality-denying mentality. Both make our country spiritually blind. And both intensify or perpetuate gnosticism. It would be charitable of me not to mention that the only thing bigger than the chip on David-Thin-Cock's shoulder is the grossness of his invectives. Fortunately, I am not beset by a spirit of false charity so I will instead maintain that I, for one, have a New Year's resolution for him: He should pick up a book before he jumps to the rabid conclusion that once he has approved of something it can't possibly be stentorian.
David-Thin-Cock says that the moon is made of green cheese. That's his unvarying story, and it's a lie: an extremely snooty and semi-intelligible lie. Unfortunately, it's a lie that is accepted unquestioningly, uncritically, by David-Thin-Cock's vicegerents. Under these conditions, he occasionally writes screeds accusing me and my friends of being stolid dole-sucking parasites. These screeds are typically couched in gutter language (which is doubtless the language in which he habitually thinks) and serve no purpose other than to convince me that if there's an untold story here, it's that he has announced his intentions to muddy the word "conventionalization". While doing so may earn David-Thin-Cock a gold star from the mush-for-brains irrationalism crowd, we must understand that his perceptions appeal to people who are fearful about the world's political and economic situation and long for simple solutions to complex problems. And we must formulate that understanding into as clear and cogent a message as possible.
I have no problem with the manifestly obvious statement that David-Thin-Cock's malodorous past resonates in his current campaigns. I have no problem with the idea that the hostility and boredom David-Thin-Cock is experiencing internally is quite evident externally. And I have no problem with the special privileges occasionally granted to merciless, ungrateful lumpenproletariats. What I do have a problem with are David-Thin-Cock's peremptory hypnopompic insights. On the issue of careerism, he is wrong again. Sure, this theme has been struck before. But he and his disciples are wishy-washy, obstreperous moochers. This is not set down in complaint against them, but merely as analysis.
David-Thin-Cock can go on saying that he would sooner give up money, fame, power, and happiness than perform a cocky act but the rest of us have serious problems to deal with that preclude our indulging in such shameless dreams just now. The scantiness of his abstract knowledge directs his sentiments more to the world of cronyism. The reason is clear. His scare tactics are merely childish attempts at ridicule. But what, you may ask, does any of that have to do with the theme of this screed, viz., that anyone who thinks that those who disagree with him should be cast into the outer darkness, should be shunned,
If people like you controlled this nations money you might end up doing something stupid with it, like buying up huge swathes of unholy mortgages.
Hey, now. Mocking the really bad trolls is one thing, but comparing them to banking and insurance company executives? Way over the line.
Call them something that harms society less, like child molesters or something.
If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
How is the parent flamebait?
Doc Ruby may have forgotten to mention ocean acidification due to CO2 and the effects of changed storm tracks on our agriculture and water catchment but it's a simple statement of fact that the IPCC reports DO resemble the Soylent oceanographic survey.
And before the usual idiots start screaming about grant money and politics, the financial and organisational documents for the IPCC are all available on the web, they state...
1. The IPCC is funded and supported by over 300 nations, that is more or less ALL sides of politics.
2. The IPCC has a annual budget of $5-6 million, yes million not billion!
3. The reports are written soley by scientists who are NOT PAID for their time and effort.
4. The scientists who wrote the last report did not write the one before it, nor will they write the next one.
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
... much worse, actually, for its inane, partisan ignorance: http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/24/palin-fruit-flies/
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sig? Oh, that sig...
Well it was my job to wake up Jacinda and get her to school as our parents already left for work. Jacinda is my baby sister and at the age of 18 she was real sexy. Her measurements are 36c-22-34 and has a very sexy smile to match.
Well I yelled at her but there was no answer so I had to go in her room. I saw what she was sleeping in and I like it. She wore a baby blue tank top and a lacy blue pair of panties. I push with my arm to wake her up but she said leave me alone. So I started tickling her and she started to laugh. While tickling her my hands accidentally brushed against her tits, they were firm and soft. I kept tickling her and she turned over and looked at me and smiled. I asked her if she knew how much she meant to me and how much I love her. She said yes Roger I know you love me and I love you too.
I asked her if I could kiss her and she said yes. We kissed passionately and while kissing her I cupped her right tit in my hand. I felt her nipple harden and she moaned softly. She pulled her tank top giving me access to her tits. I slowly lick one and suck her nipple deep in my mouth, then I move to the other one. She moans yes Roger suck baby sister's tits.
As I suck her tits I slide my hand into her panties and find out that she has shaved all her public from her pussy. I slowly slide a finger in her and notice that she is very tight. She tells me she is a virgin and she wants me to be her first lover. I slide down and slowly move her panties down and she lifted her sexy ass to let me slide them all the way off. I look at her and smile and see her smiling back. I spread her legs and slowly lick one side of her pussy and then the other side. I spread her lips and see how pink she is and slide my tongue deep inside her.
She yells yes big brother lick my pussy. As I lick her pussy she tells me to stop and strip, which I slowly take off my pants and underwear she gasps when she sees my hard cock and says she wants to measure it. She gets up and goes to her dresser and gets her ruler and measures it. She said oh God it is 9" long brother. Gee, you really are my big brother. She tells me to lie down and then sits down on my face. As I lick her pussy again she starts to lick my cock. I gasp as she takes it in her mouth. I slowly slide a finger deep in her ass as she has a very intense orgasm and I swallow all of her sweet juices.
She says she is ready for me to take her virginity and lays on her back. I ask her are you sure you want me to do this? She yells yes Roger fuck my tight virgin pussy! I slowly slide my cock up and down her pussy lips teasing her with my cock. She begs me to put it in her. I slowly slide the head in her and she gasps. I ask her if she wants me to go on and she says yes. I slowly slide in till I hit her cherry. I pull back a little and then thrust it all the way in. she moans and says yes Roger fuck your baby sis's pussy.
I feel her wrapping her legs around my back and I start to kiss her. I tell her that her pussy is so tight and I don't know how much longer I'll last. She tells me to fill her pussy full of my cum and I push my cock all the way in fire shot after shot of cum deep in her. We lay there holding each other and I say I might as well call your school and say you're sick. When I return she tells me to lie down as I do she takes my cock in her mouth and says I can taste my juices on you cock. She says it is sweet like a peach. As she sucks my cock she slides over and tells me to eat her pussy again. As I do she keeps saying you are gonna to take my anal cherry brother. I tell her she has to be lubed up and she gets her hand lotion and smears it all my cock.
Then she smears it all over ass and says she wants to be in control of this. As I lay there my cock is sticking straight up. She takes it in her hand and slowly pushes the head towards her ass. I tell her to go easy and she slowly slides down. She tells me that I feel good in her ass
....unless you believe that Volcano's exist and do erupt.
-Eric