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Best Easter Eggs and Other Software Surprises

the_insult_dog writes "Computerworld has an article up (with videos) about some of the coolest Easter eggs and other software surprises, ranging from full-featured games to strange messages from robots. What other eggs are out there? What's the coolest egg ever?"

233 comments

  1. Best Egg Ever by Akoman · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:Best Egg Ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    2. Re:Best Egg Ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best "easter egg" I ever saw was one of the old viruses from back in the days of Win3.1. Its "payload" was to let you play a game after a certain time on a certain date. That's *all* it did; no "format /s c:"...just let you play a game it had for a few hours. I don't remember if it uninstalled itself after your time was up but it was the funniest thing I'd heard of in a while. I may still have it sitting around on one of my old backup CD's...I used to collect them to analyze them.

    3. Re:Best Egg Ever by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start

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    4. Re:Best Egg Ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incorrectly named.

      Should've been called "Pisanka."

  2. oh brother..... by eggoeater · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What's the coolest egg ever?
    Phrase your answer in the form of a tweet. "OMG gt2B SWbxSET3".

    What is this? Tweeny-Cutie magazine?
    I enjoy a fun easter-egg but this is asinine.

    1. Re:oh brother..... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I refuse to use twitter, it has to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard of, so I'm out of it on these references.

      Can someone explain the joke to those of us who are ignorant to the ways of Twitter?

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    2. Re:oh brother..... by Galactic+Dominator · · Score: 1

      That isn't secret twitter code....

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet

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    3. Re:oh brother..... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I am way out of it's targeted age demographic, but people in industries I am interested in are using it, so it can be a place to get interesting information.

      I have just started using it as a food diary to aid in weight loss. A food diary is the number one way to stick with a new diet.

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    4. Re:oh brother..... by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Umm, no it's not.

      Had you even READ the page you linked to you would know that l33t speak is the use of characters, letters and symbols to create (usually through the use of several c/n/s's) the shape of the actual letters used to create the original text.

      l33t: ()h ^^y g0d
      Text/Twitter: OMG

    5. Re:oh brother..... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Thats not leet speak, I've been able to understand leetspeak since writing scripts for BitchX to do it automatically in 97.

      This just looks like garbage to me, if its supposed to be leet speak then someone is an idiot.

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    6. Re:oh brother..... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      So you need to share your food diary with the rest of the world?

      You can't just email yourself? Or write in text file? Or use google docs?

      I've yet to hear one valid reason to use twitter other than 'I think people care what I'm doing AT EVERY MOMENT IN TIME!' Which is invalid since no one actually cares what they do at any point in time.

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  3. emacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    M-x; tetris

    1. Re:emacs by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      pffffffffffffff

      M-x; aabioshock

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    2. Re:emacs by grumbel · · Score: 3, Informative

      Thats no easter egg, thats just a game running in Emacs, there are plenty more (5x5, dunnet, blackbox, gomoku, hanoi, life, mpuz, snake, solitaire and zone).

    3. Re:emacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm glad that at least one free OS comes with super-cool games installed by default.

    4. Re:emacs by tepples · · Score: 1

      Thats no easter egg, thats just a game running in Emacs, there are plenty more (5x5, dunnet, blackbox, gomoku, hanoi, life, mpuz, snake, solitaire and zone).

      I think the point of that page of the article is that distribution of Lisp games along with Emacs, without them showing up on any menu (unlike Windows XP's Start > All Programs > Games), is itself an egg.

    5. Re:emacs by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      I thought it was funny that the reviewer called this a Mac OS X easter egg. I suppose it might be somewhat surprising to find that emacs is installed by default on a Mac, but tetris is hardly a emacs easter egg. Heck, there's even a menu entry for it.

      Besides, if you are going to include tetris why not doctor or dunnet?

    6. Re:emacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are all listed right under "Tools -> Games" in the menubar, beside M-x is no secret hidden feature, its the way you execute all stuff that doesn't have a predefined keybinding in Emacs.

      Tetris is no more easter egg in Emacs then Minesweeper is in Windows.

    7. Re:emacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      If it only had a text editor...

    8. Re:emacs by fulldecent · · Score: 1

      WOW - finally a standard game on Mac better than Chess.app

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    9. Re:emacs by VGPowerlord · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's no egg, it's a space station!

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    10. Re:emacs by vonhammer · · Score: 1

      Obligatory: http://xkcd.com/378/

    11. Re:emacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obligatory: STFU already.
      We've all seen it a million times, stop posting it.

    12. Re:emacs by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      its almost as great as the 'apple-option-control-8' "easter egg" that inverts the screen colors. aka, keyboard shortcut for the universal access setting do do just that. also good for making your OS look all special and non standard, if you are filming a movie and need computers to look higher tech than they are.

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    13. Re:emacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Menubar? Emacs has no menubar.

      Next you'll be telling me it lets you select text with Shift+Arrow Keys and copy/paste with C-c and C-v...

    14. Re:emacs by tjwhaynes · · Score: 1
      M-x cua-mode RET

      Of course you can do this with Emacs. You can do anything you like with Emacs.

      C-x M-x M-butterfly RET

      Runs and hides...

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  4. Anyone remember Terminate, the comm program? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Terminate was primarily a BBS dialer, but it had a hidden feature/easter egg in early versions. With the right combination, it would switch into a Wargames mode, ie "Greetings Professor Falken." If you went through the prompts, it unlocked a wardialer feature. That's useful to some, but I just found the Wargames part really amusing.

    1. Re:Anyone remember Terminate, the comm program? by troll8901 · · Score: 1

      I remember Terminate, but I didn't use it. As I recalled, its version number jumped from v3 to v1+, so v1+ was newer than v3.

      My all-time favourite easter egg is "and now, the moment you've all been waiting for". Because I found Clouds.mid nice. Of course, it helped that I had a wavetable card.

    2. Re:Anyone remember Terminate, the comm program? by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      Telemate was better. :-) I don't know of any easter eggs in that one, though.

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    3. Re:Anyone remember Terminate, the comm program? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, a business partner of the author released a high number version after a business disagreement in an effort to confuse the market and steal business. The true line of Terminate didn't jump forward and back like that.

    4. Re:Anyone remember Terminate, the comm program? by troll8901 · · Score: 1

      I too loved Telemate. (And ProComm Plus for Windows too.)

    5. Re:Anyone remember Terminate, the comm program? by spyrochaete · · Score: 1

      I used the autodialer to redial Ticketmaster for Green Day tickets. Back in the mid 90's the line would be busy all day when concert tickets first went on sale, so I'd use the autodialer so that my hands could be free, playing Doom or something.

      As in the movie, the password to get in to the autodialer is "Joshua".

    6. Re:Anyone remember Terminate, the comm program? by davcorp · · Score: 1

      WOW... Now that brings back memories... I loved Terminate! Telemate / ProComm Plus had NOTHING on Terminate... That was the most feature rich terminal dialer I have ever had the pleasure of using... I miss those days... never got the Easter Egg though...

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  5. this is a spam submission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    uggh what a horrible spam submission is this a domain squatters site ?
    loads of adverts and 1 eegg on each single page, desperate for revenue much? ill be glad when adblock finishes these domains off for good, no value at all.

    anyway http://eeggs.com/ is the source where they have cut and pasted their content from

    1. Re:this is a spam submission by bobdehnhardt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not only that, it was a lame "feature." Three of the eeggs weren't even eeggs - one was a telnet site, one was a documented app feature, and one was a documented OS utility.

      ddate really showed how lazy there were. 10 seconds in my browser and I had a full definition of what a Discordian date is. Including what YOLD means.

      And someone got paid to put that "feature" together? Crap....

    2. Re:this is a spam submission by Seth+Kriticos · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the 17 different domains that the site is loading scripts from (one of which was the video). Did not even bother to fine tune it, just forbid everything and left. Spam as Slashdot front-page article: grrr.

    3. Re:this is a spam submission by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

      horrible spam [...] 1 eegg on each single page

      No sausage or spam?

  6. Best was in Excel 4.0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The best one was in Excel 4.0 where you could make a Lotus 123 bitmap appear, have bugs crawl out of it, and an Excel bitmap appear and kick the Lotus one away. It was back in the day when people didn't "get in trouble" for putting in Easter Eggs.

    1. Re:Best was in Excel 4.0 by Rei · · Score: 3, Funny

      I once (and only once) added an easter egg to a program I was working on. It was called "Bullfrog", and was a government system for scanning the radio spectrum for signals and tuning in to whatever you found. On a dialog I was working on, one of the requirements was to have a "bouncing ball" that shows you what frequency you're at as you scan. There was also a little history snapshot dialog that you could turn on or off. If you clicked the button to turn the snapshot dialog on/off precisely 42 times, the bouncing ball would turn into a hopping frog. Only took a few minutes to code, so why not? :)

      I can't help but wonder if anyone ever ran into that... ;)

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    2. Re:Best was in Excel 4.0 by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      No, but I remember you talked about it on Slashdot the time they had that story about Obama's BlackBerry and RF scanning threats.

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    3. Re:Best was in Excel 4.0 by yo303 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I many times add easter eggs when I wrote commercial video games.

      I added myself, and my GF (now wife) to Wayne's World (Gameboy.) http://www.cheatscodesguides.com/game-boy-cheats/waynes-world/

      Then I added a complete racing game to Grid Runner (PS1, Saturn, W95.) http://www.cheatbook.de/cfiles/gridrunnerplaystation1.htm

      And some other things, many still secret. Publishers don't like it so much these days.... kind of takes the fun out of writing games....

      yo.

    4. Re:Best was in Excel 4.0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How dare you post a link to a game cheat about your GF's picture without so much as a screenshot!

  7. What's the coolest egg ever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Reese's peanut butter egg.

    With the deviled egg tied for a close second with eggs benedict.

    1. Re:What's the coolest egg ever? by fprintf · · Score: 3, Funny

      1. Cadbury's creme egg
      2. Cadbury's Mini eggs
      3. Fried eggs with ketchup and fried toast

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    2. Re:What's the coolest egg ever? by gbarules2999 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I was in an English class studying the Canterbury tales, and someone asked if that one chocolate egg company was named after them.

    3. Re:What's the coolest egg ever? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      You asked for samples to do a scientific survey, right?

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    4. Re:What's the coolest egg ever? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      3. Fried eggs with ketchup and fried toast

      Hey, you forgot to fry the ketchup and to add a truck load of sugar to it.

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    5. Re:What's the coolest egg ever? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Ketchup already has a truck load of sugar in it.

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  8. mIRC & Photoshop by sexconker · · Score: 4, Informative

    On the about / register splash screen type:
    a r n i e

    The picture of the creator turns into a picture of a stuffed dinosaur, presumably names Arnie.

    Various Photoshop splash logos in the past have had hidden images.

    Typically you would have to grab a screenshot of the splash logo and then do CMYK separation, fiddle with brightness/contrast, grid masking, etc. to see the images.

    1. Re:mIRC & Photoshop by EkriirkE · · Score: 1

      Or a more blatant alternate splash logo in PS by holding Alt or Ctrl before select About - some have been risque before

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    2. Re:mIRC & Photoshop by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      Didn't work for me. I'm running GIMP.

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    3. Re:mIRC & Photoshop by men0s · · Score: 1

      Go to Help > About mIRC... and click Khaled's nose when the dialog pops up. Squeaky!

    4. Re:mIRC & Photoshop by rilian4 · · Score: 1

      PS cs3 gives you an alternate help-about if you do this. Nothing risque but still interesting...

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  9. OMFG by geminidomino · · Score: 5, Funny

    How do you make the fucking fish go away?!!?

    1. Re:OMFG by janeuner · · Score: 3, Informative

      pwnt

      killall gnome-panel

    2. Re:OMFG by BrittanyGites · · Score: 1

      click on it

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    3. Re:OMFG by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      emrgence@asterisk:~$ sudo killall gnome-panel
      gnome-panel: no process killed

      And yes, I'm running gnome.

      I'm confused as hell.

    4. Re:OMFG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ctrl+alt+backspace.

      Make sure you close anything important first.

    5. Re:OMFG by Spad · · Score: 1

      stop the fish

    6. Re:OMFG by physicsphairy · · Score: 1

      You just have to click on it.

      (Note you will have to click on it again when it comes back.)

    7. Re:OMFG by janeuner · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't need sudo...gnome-panel runs as a user process.

      If all else fails, logout/login.

    8. Re:OMFG by jnetsurfer · · Score: 1

      But she comes back!!!! (Not that I care, it's a minor distraction and pretty funny)

    9. Re:OMFG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      log into root and type rm -rf /

      I am confident the fish will disappear

    10. Re:OMFG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, use sudo. You want to nuke it from orbit, just to be safe.

    11. Re:OMFG by metachimp · · Score: 1

      I guess you could use KDE, because none of those work.

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    12. Re:OMFG by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      You'll get used to the fish after a while.

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    13. Re:OMFG by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      I run jaunty you insensitive clod!

    14. Re:OMFG by Yogiz · · Score: 1

      Alt+F2
      type "imprison the fish"

    15. Re:OMFG by professorflipwig · · Score: 1

      do not use sudo. You do not want to kill the panels running under root, because there most likely are none.

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  10. telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl by janeuner · · Score: 4, Informative

    ^^ Incredible.

    Netherlanders == Nerds

    1. Re:telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl by the_brobdingnagian · · Score: 1

      As a "Netherlander" I find this offensive.

      Now, what was I doing on /. again?

    2. Re:telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Calling the Dutch "Netherlanders" would be similar to calling Americans "United Staters".

      Just an off-topic FYI.

    3. Re:telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are some people do refer to Americans as USians.

    4. Re:telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really, it would be Americans.
      Same goes for Briton for Britain, Scot for Scottish.
      Admittedly "Scot" is more colloquial, but it is apparently popular and we all know what happens when words become popular.

      Netherlanders would seem like the more logical choice IMO.
      Anyone know the origins of "Dutch"? (since this is a spamvertisement. And that we had one of these not that long ago if i remember correct.)

    5. Re:telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl by Viper+Daimao · · Score: 1

      My fellow Earthicans and I resent that.

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    6. Re:telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Calling the Dutch "Netherlanders" would be similar to calling Americans "United Staters".

      Just an off-topic FYI.

      In my country, we call the people from United States "United Staters" (estadounidenses). I'm not trolling, but we consider that we are american too (I'm chilean).

    7. Re:telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl by w3c.org · · Score: 1

      btw, you can have it with colours! 'telnet6 towel.blinkenlights.nl'

    8. Re:telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl by Daimanta · · Score: 1

      "Anyone know the origins of "Dutch"? (since this is a spamvertisement. And that we had one of these not that long ago if i remember correct.)"

      Yes, it's the old Dutch word for "people".

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    9. Re:telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      It stopped for me shortly after "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"- is that the end or is there more out there?

    10. Re:telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl by Svippy · · Score: 1

      Incidentally, Dutchmen are called "nederlanders" in Dutch. So I assume that's where the confusion arise.

      But any nationality with the ending -men in English is a bit silly for me to say. I just say "Dutchies" anyway.

      Same goes for Frenchmen and Englishmen. Damn English.

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    11. Re:telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was impressed by this ASCII art video. Unfortunately, it ends between Princess Leia being freed from her cell and before the trash compactor scene. Is this continued anywhere after the first segment?

    12. Re:telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      There are some people do refer to Americans as USians.

      Referring to the citizens of the United States of America as USians makes as much sense as calling the citizens of The Peoples' Republic of China PRians, or the citizens of Los Estados Unidos de Mexico EUians, or the citizens of the Federal Republic of Germany FRians.

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    13. Re:telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl by portforward · · Score: 1

      Well, actually that is what people in Latin America (spanish speakers) would call people from the United States. Estado unidense or United Staters. If someone from the USA would refer to themselves as an "Americano" then they would say, "well, I am an American too. A South American".

       

    14. Re:telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought you said

      Neanderthals == Nerds :-)

    15. Re:telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And those people would be idiots. It's no wonder Latin America is the armpit of the Americas. Hell, even Mexico is better then the Latin America countries.

    16. Re:telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl by Darby · · Score: 1

      My fellow Earthicans and I resent that.

      Terrans, you gosh darned heretic!

    17. Re:telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl by Hurricane78 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As another poster noted: Go to South America and say you are American. They will say "Well, I'm American too. South American."
      They in fact would call you "United Statians".

      Point is: You chose a totally egocentric name for your country. You are not the only country in America, you know? So Americans is already taken. Sorry. Choose something else, or accept "United Statians". Because even if it sounds very stupid, that is what you chose. So be angry at yourselves, not us.

      By the way: Why don't you simply split into two countries. You know, with two completely different philosophies in your country, this would make everyone happy. You could still collaborate where you agree on things. And you could give the two new countries better names. :)

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    18. Re:telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    19. Re:telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl by Teun · · Score: 1

      Beter to call it (Dietsch) archaic Germanic for people.

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    20. Re:telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

      The princess's got a hot pair of... parenthesis.

    21. Re:telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl by SwordsmanLuke · · Score: 1
      Gimme a break. In English (which we appear to be speaking here) the term "American" is commonly (and almost exclusively) used to refer to citizens of the United States.

      In other languages and other cultures, different terms are used and are appropriate in those contexts.

      From Wikipedia:

      Several English alternatives for "American" have been used or suggested over time ... Nevertheless, with the exception of "United States" or "U.S. citizen", no alternative to "American" is common.

      Also:

      The fact that the citizens of the United States call themselves "Americans" causes discomfort for many Latin Americans, who see it as an appropriation of the collective identity of all peoples and countries of the Western Hemisphere. This usage of the term has, however, historical roots.

      Please note I'm not trying to be an arrogant bastard here. I'm just saying that - language being what it is - in English, "German" means someone from Deutchland, "Japanese" means someone from Nippon and "American" means someone from the USA . It's not disrespectful, it's just the way things worked out.

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    22. Re:telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the proper name for us, in reference to our country of origin, is Americans. Others may be Venezuelans, Peruvians, etc. If they want to claim to be "Americans", they would have to specify North or South, since the single word "American" specifies people who live in or come from the United States of America.

      Now, in truth, many people are referred to by their continent of origin. Many Japanese, Chinese, etc. are simply referred to as Asians, just as many French, Germans, and so on are called Europeans. However, being Asian does not stop my wife from being Chinese, just as being North American doesn't stop me from being American, or another person's being South American doesn't stop him from being Brazilian.

      To that end, it would make no sense for somebody from South America to claim to be "American". They're either "South American", or else they're (Chilean, Brazilian, Peruvian, etc.), but all but the most asinine of people understand that "American" refers to those in the United States of America. You seem intelligent enough that I'm led to believe that you're merely trying to annoy people; you probably already know everything I just said.

    23. Re:telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      As another poster noted: Go to South America and say you are American. They will say "Well, I'm American too. South American."

      I don't care. They can call themselves American and I can call myself American; what's the big deal? We're both correct. The United States of America is so named because, obviously, it's located in the Americas.

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    24. Re:telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl by thefekete · · Score: 1

      Actually, the founders did you one better: 13 individual states that could collaborate on important issues (war, etc), but have the liberty to govern themselves as they saw fit. Unfortunately around the times of Teddy and Franklin Roosevelt, the federal government decided that it knew better than the states. Now were all stuck in one shitty situation without the ability to vote with our feet.

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    25. Re:telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. This self-aggrandizing, historically and politically inaccurate, FUD is "insightful"?

      You chose a totally egocentric name for your country. You are not the only country in America, you know?

      Even with the state of their schools, yes, they know. But the USA is the only modern superpower in the world to hail from either continent named "America" (you do know there are two, right?). Most people elsewhere in the world couldn't give two shits about the other American countries, because those countries never affected their lives. The US did and does (for good and ill).

      Oh, and the name of the country is not "America". It is "The United States of America". Because, you know, there were a bunch of independent states which united, and it happened on the continent of (North) America. You blame the US for choosing an egocentric name, yet the name you give is wrong.

      Sure, you meant the widespread usage of "Americans" to refer to US citizens. Yes, deconstructing common English usage would imply that an "American" is a "person from America", which makes it sound like "America" is the name of the country. Except "Americans" is actually a nickname used around around the world (including in the US), because nobody wants to say the full name. The "Americans" didn't necessarily invent, or even popularize, the association.

      People started calling US citizens "Americans" for the same sorts of reasons that other people take umbrage at the name of the continent being "usurped" for a single country. Blame human nature.

      So Americans is already taken. Sorry. Choose something else, or accept "United Statians". Choose something else, or accept "United Statians". Because even if it sounds very stupid, that is what you chose. So be angry at yourselves, not us.

      By your logic, why didn't South Americans choose a better name for their continent?

      And the correct name would be "United States of American". See why no one wants to use it? For that matter: see where "American" came from?

      I'm terribly sorry that the world annoys you so--that you and your countrymen were so maligned by a nickname the world settled on--but to reflect your own argument: Your country didn't matter enough to influence what the world calls US citizens. So be angry at yourselves, not the US.

      The association exists, whether you (or I, for that matter) like it or not. Deal with it.

      By the way: Why don't you simply split into two countries. You know, with two completely different philosophies in your country,

      As opposed to your country, where everyone agrees on everything?

      Asshat.

  11. Videos? by Bigbutt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Jeeze, can't we do stuff without videos any more?

    Blocked at work.

    [John]

    --
    Shit better not happen!
    1. Re:Videos? by RebootKid · · Score: 5, Informative

      1. Go to the spreadsheet application in the OpenOffice suite
      2. Go to any cell
      3. Type in: =game()
      The response will be "say what?"
      4. Type in: =GAME("StarWars")
      5. Press the enter key -- the opening screen shows up
      6. Pick your icon -- a message will appear in German
      7. Pick your level (again, in German)
      8. Click 'start'

    2. Re:Videos? by vertinox · · Score: 1

      It is mostly for those people who are OS impaired and don't want to install Linux/WinXP/Mac OS X just to see a cute Easter egg.

      If you are so inclined, you can follow the instructions yourself below the video if you have the matching OS.

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      -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
    3. Re:Videos? by thedonger · · Score: 1

      Awesome! My faith in humanity is restored! I never got the "brickbreaker" easter egg in Excel 95 to work, but that doesn't matter anymore.

      Thank you, RebootKid!

      --
      Help fight poverty: Punch a poor person.
    4. Re:Videos? by Wizard+Drongo · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're missing little, trust me.
      That was the lamest list of "easter egg's" I've ever seen. Most of them were minor apps in Ubuntu that just aren't well known. Then there's the telnet of the ASCII star wars movie, hardly an easter egg.
      What happened to the famed Excel flight-sim? Or any number or other great jokes.
      Not to mention the gratuitous use of shitty videos with the worst narrator in history, who incidentally swallowed the microphone before starting...

      --
      The truth shall always be free: Boris Floricic is Tron.
    5. Re:Videos? by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Exactly. People shouldn't have to install MacOSX just to play with emacs tetris.

    6. Re:Videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure we will just get the entire internet to follow along with your office policy.

    7. Re:Videos? by m.ducharme · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I thought emacs had MacOSX built-in.

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    8. Re:Videos? by Bigbutt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I understand the office policy. Videos are a bit of a bandwidth hog. I have a problem with using videos to pass along something that could have just as easily (and better) been done as text with a few pictures.

      Just because you can afford a $300,000, 3,500 sq ft house doesn't mean you should buy one.

      [John]

      --
      Shit better not happen!
    9. Re:Videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take back my comments about OpenOffice being a bloated program for no good reason. this is a very nice game :-)

    10. Re:Videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      55020 points and level 20, beat that!

      Damn, I've been playing this for half an hour now...

    11. Re:Videos? by hurfy · · Score: 1

      Glad i wasn't the only one that thought that. Definitely lamest list ever. The only cool one was the telnet address which doesn't remotely (ouch) qualify.

      Where have all the good times gone?

    12. Re:Videos? by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Just because you can afford a $300,000, 3,500 sq ft house doesn't mean you should buy one.

      Wow, around here (lower BC), houses half that size cost twice that...

    13. Re:Videos? by Teun · · Score: 1

      Yeah well, but he's got a 5-digit /. ID and that's from waaaaay before your time.

      --
      "The likes of Facebook and WhatsApp are free to those whose privacy is of zero value."
  12. eeggs.com by Magreger_V · · Score: 0

    Well, Since the slashdot army has brought down eeggs.com, I guess we'll never know which egg is the best of all time. But I do remember a hidden flight simulator in Microsoft excel way back in the day

  13. Charles Darwin's Egg by Xtifr · · Score: 1

    How about the rediscovery of Charles Darwin's egg just in time for Easter?

    About the bird itself, Darwin's notes commented that the flesh was "most delicately white" when cooked. They just don't make Naturalists like that any more! :)

    1. Re:Charles Darwin's Egg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?

      It didn't taste like chicken?!

  14. Faberge by jbeaupre · · Score: 2, Funny

    Faberge: best Easter eggs ever. Thought everyone knew that.

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    The world is made by those who show up for the job.
  15. This guy is a ComputerWorld editor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus Christ, that guy's voice is annoying. And he types like a retarded chip, to boot!

    1. Re:This guy is a ComputerWorld editor? by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I thought I was going to die when he kept retyping (slowly)

      aptitude -v moo

      instead of just hitting the up arrow on his keyboard. What's worse, he missed a part of the Easter egg. You get another bit of text if you -vvvvvv or more.

      Somehow it didn't stop me from watching all of the videos though.

  16. SMS Snail game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    What about the old sega master system trick to get the snail game by holding Up, buttons 1 and 2 simultaneously and powering on the system.

    1. Re:SMS Snail game by Wizarth · · Score: 1

      I had forgotten all about that, but now I remember! Thanks for the reminder.

  17. Zombies... by atari2600 · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is somewhere between an easter egg and a surprise. Beating the Call of Duty: World at War single player mode and being patient enough for the credits to end unlocks a mini-game: Zombie Survival that you can play solo or co-op with upto 3 other players.

    Lot of fun, adds to the game value (and kinda apologizes for the quality of multiplayer offering).

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJwYmxaZ-9I - Found on youtube.

    Found out the game mode purely by accident after I beat the single player mode and went to make a sandwich...A lot of gamers knew it and it was all over the web but I was oblivious to that part which made it a nice surprise.

    1. Re:Zombies... by He+who+knows · · Score: 1

      What surprise, it is advertised on the box.

  18. Apt-get moo by Urban+Garlic · · Score: 1

    Works on Debian, of course. Maybe Ubuntu, too.

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    1. Re:Apt-get moo by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      Worked on my ipod touch, so presumably also on the iphone. I'd guess it will work anywhere you compile apt-get.

  19. POD Farm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's an easter egg in the "About" window of Line 6's new POD Farm... if you know how to find it.

  20. Favorite Easter Egg by areusche · · Score: 1

    My favorite easter egg would probably have to be the Palm OS taxi cab. I love watching that little thing go across the screen pretty randomly.

  21. Trademark infringement? by tepples · · Score: 1, Interesting

    GNU Emacs isn't licensed by The Tetris Company. Calling a Free tetromino game "Tetris" be like calling an OS based on GNOME and WINE "Microsoft Windows". Ordinarily, changing the name would fix things, as I did with my own tetromino game. But if Tetris prevails in Tetris v. BioSocia , might the company use the precedent to attack the Free Software Foundation?

    1. Re:Trademark infringement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...And then everyone has to use VI!!!!

  22. 11 pages and over 80 adverts later by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    fuck computerworld, 80 adverts for a single pages worth of crappy eggs ?
    enjoy unemployment fuckers

    Star Wars game

          1. Go to the spreadsheet application in the OpenOffice suite
          2. Go to any cell
          3. Type in: =game()
                The response will be "say what?"
          4. Type in: =GAME("StarWars")
          5. Press the enter key -- the opening screen shows up
          6. Pick your icon -- a message will appear in German
          7. Pick your level (again, in German)
          8. Click 'start'

    Wanda the fish

          1. In Linux (Ubuntu 8.10 in this case), press Alt-F2
          2. In the box, type: free the fish

    Gegls from outer space

          1. In Linux (Ubuntu 8.10 in this case), press Alt-F2
          2. In the box, type: gegls from outer space

    No Easter eggs here

          1. On Debian-based Linux distros, go to Applications > Accessories > Terminal
          2. Type in: aptitude moo
          3. After the response, type: Aptitude -v moo
          4. After the response, type: Aptitude -v -v moo
          5. (At this point, after the computer program argues with you, you're just adding one more -v each time.) Remember that five is your lucky number!

    Robots

          1. In Firefox 3, go to the Location bar
          2. Type in: about:robots

    Star Wars movie

    Not technically an Easter egg, but still cool

          1. In Windows XP (or any OS that supports Telnet), click Start, then Run
          2. Type in: telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl

    Terminal Tetris

    This actually is a function of the emacs text editor. Type "doctor" at the prompt and you'll get a free session with a psychotherapist.

          1. On the Mac, go to Finder > Applications > Utilities > Terminal
          2. Type: emacs
          3. Press Escape & X at the same time
          4. After your cursor moves to the bottom, type Tetris

    Book of Mozilla

          1. In Firefox location box, type: about:mozilla

    Crazy Dates

    Again, perhaps not really an Easter egg (though a lot of people on the Web think it is)

          1. In Linux (Ubuntu 8.10 here), go to Applications > Accessories > Terminal
          2. Type in the 'ddate' command followed by a date in the format of number, space, number, space, four-digit year number (for instance: 4 6 2009)
          3. Each time you type in a different date, you get another bizarre response from the 'Discordian' calendar

    Pipes screensaver

          1. In the Google Chrome Web browser's location bar, type in: about:internets

    Have you mooed today?

          1. In Linux (Ubuntu 8.10 here), go to Applications > Accesories > Terminal
          2. Type in the apt-get package manager command and a bovine parameter: apt-get moo

    1. Re:11 pages and over 80 adverts later by OneMadMuppet · · Score: 1

      For those that don't know, blinkenlights StarWars is in colour if you connect with IPv6.

    2. Re:11 pages and over 80 adverts later by dan_sdot · · Score: 1

      I might be remembering this wrong, but I thought that the man pages used to crash when you tried to get the entry for woman

      ~ man woman
      segmentation fault (core dumped)

      But I just tried it and it's not like that on my system. It used to do this, right?

  23. Coolest: the Amiga OS by RJFerret · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You had to hold five keys and first insert a disk then eject it again. (left control and shift, right control and shift, any function key--each key had a message but adding the disk offered the best...)

    Upon insertion you saw on the Workbench 1.2 title bar, "We made the Amiga"

    Upon removal: "They fucked it up"

    1.3 removed the profanity/message and it ironically became "Born a champion", then "Still a champion".

    1. Re:Coolest: the Amiga OS by Murpster · · Score: 1

      Yeah that one is a classic.

    2. Re:Coolest: the Amiga OS by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      How did you insert the disk? With your foot?

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      Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
    3. Re:Coolest: the Amiga OS by RJFerret · · Score: 1

      How did you insert the disk? With your foot?

      That wasn't as hard as pushng the drive's eject button!

      (Since you asked, most common was having a friend help, alone it was left hand for the left keys and F-key, chin on the right two keys and right hand on the floppy drive... That was easier than trying to get a knee on the keyboard to hit the right keys.)

  24. Visual Studio device emulator by clam666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    My favorite was when I was running Visual Studio inside a Virtual PC environment. I was doing some PDA programming and was going to deploy it to the PDA/Phone emulator in Visual Studio. Apparently there's a problem (hard to believe) running a virtual environment inside a virtual environment. When trying to run it, it threw a visual studio exception followed by the message "You just had to try it didn't you".

    --
    I'm a satanic clam.
    1. Re:Visual Studio device emulator by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Hahaha, thats a pretty good one for developers :)

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      Persistent Volume manager for Kubernetes - https://github.com/dwimsey/openshift-pvmanager
  25. Quark by dauwhe · · Score: 1

    With the right keystrokes in Quark, an alien will walk onto the screen and blast the selected object out of existence. Try it enough times and much larger and more impressive alien will appear!

  26. HP Oscilloscope Tetris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of my favorite easter eggs to date would have to be the tetris game hidden on the HP 54600B oscilloscope. It made my EE classes in college that much more interesting.

  27. Best was in Excel 97 by Ken_g6 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Where if you typed something in a cell near the far right, you got a driving game. With guns in your car to shoot other cars.

    --
    (T>t && O(n)--) == sqrt(666)
    1. Re:Best was in Excel 97 by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      That was Excel 2000. Excel '97 had the Flight Simulator game.

    2. Re:Best was in Excel 97 by kimvette · · Score: 1

      . . . which is why Excel has bugs in its math routines. Developers! are spending time on easter eggs rather than coding a quality product!

      Hey Microsoft, how about this for an M$ Office easter egg:

        * no known fatal defects
        * a decent, logical GUI not designed by a geek with ADD/ADHD

      That one would please everyone, and you know, like other easter eggs, the average user won't notice it. Why? Because the second your product works well, it ceases to be on the customer's mind. ;)

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    3. Re:Best was in Excel 97 by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I don't know if I would want an Easter-egg that just popped up and said
      "* no known fatal defects
      * a decent, logical GUI not designed by a geek with ADD/ADHD".

      Maybe I'm missing something but I want something a little more snazzier.

  28. Nice to know. by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That a lot of open source apps have a bunch of extra undocumented code that could be possible security vulnerability.

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    If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    1. Re:Nice to know. by EkriirkE · · Score: 1

      I know! And they are the only ones who do it - and, because its supposed to be a secret, no h4x0rz have ever bothered to find any vulnerability outside of primary function.

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      to 45 2F 6E 40 3C DF 10 71 4E 41 DF AA 25 7D 31 3F
    2. Re:Nice to know. by windsurfer619 · · Score: 1

      I anxiously await the gnome-panel wanda hack

    3. Re:Nice to know. by Dash+Hash · · Score: 1

      It's open-source. Unless you are talking about literal documentation, it is sort of difficult to have anything "undocumented."

      That comment of yours is severely over-rated.

      --
      Calling a sword by a pretty name is no more than adding perfume to poison.
    4. Re:Nice to know. by skimitar · · Score: 1

      I know, it's hidden in plain sight in the source code. No-one will ever look there when assessing the security of an application

    5. Re:Nice to know. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easter egg code is just more source code. Documented or not, it is not inherently more insecure than any of the other source code in a project. It is still there available for review.

      And why would it be undocumented, anyway? Because it is not in the table of contents in the help file? Code documentation usually consists of comments in the source. The easter-egg code is probably documented as well as anything else.

    6. Re:Nice to know. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Open Source Code IS NOT Open Specification.

      You can Hide Code rather easily.

      Lets say I wanted to Hide Wanda the Fish Source.

      Well it is part of Gnome so I have a huge amounts of places to hide such code.

      Lets say A function the does the fishes swimming path. We put it with the screen savers and use it for an other screen savor lets call it FluidPath
      Next we need a simple load image lets call it dparse

      An Animated gif called hashkey.key

      and the call for the "free the fish" you have it simply as an ASCII concatinate string. chr(rnd()*255+x)+chr(rnd()*255+y)+chr(rnd()*255+z)... and Lets call that string keysort

      if (input == keysort) FluidPath(dparse("hashkey.key"),0);

      So Unless I was really interested in that code I would have missed it as some part of the code outside my specialty of coding focus.

      --
      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
  29. *sigh* by Oxy+the+moron · · Score: 4, Informative

    From the "up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-a-b-select-start" department?

    Surely you meant "b-a." I'm pretty sure a-b didn't do anything. :)

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    1. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Besides, "up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right" only gets you back where you started, so that part's not necessary;)

    2. Re:*sigh* by ScuttleMonkey · · Score: 1

      Yep, typo is fixed now. Congrats, hold yer geek card high today. :)

    3. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Here's the actual executable code, from Street Figter 2 'sf2ua'

      %%konamiwatcher:
      00094888 426d 8c76 CLR.W (D_8c76,A5) ;clear the cursor
      0009488C 701e MOVEQ #0x1e,D0
      0009488E 4eb8 0cb8 JSR A_0cb8.W
      %%:
      00094892 4eb8 20f8 JSR sleep2
      00094896 102d 0083 MOVE.B (D_0083,A5),D0 ;input port
      0009489A 322d 8c76 MOVE.W (D_8c76,A5),D1 ;konami cursor
      0009489E 41fa 0232 LEA (D_0232,PC),A0 ;0x94ad2 10 x 16bit words Konami Code
      000948A2 1430 1000 MOVE.B (D_00,A0,D1.W),D2
      000948A6 b400 CMP.B D0,D2
      000948A8 67e8 BEQ B_94892

      000948AA 1430 1001 MOVE.B (D_01,A0,D1.W),D2
      000948AE 0c02 00ff CMP.B #0xff,D2
      000948B2 6710 BEQ displaykonami ;B_948c4
      000948B4 b400 CMP.B D0,D2
      000948B6 6706 BEQ B_948be ;add one to the cursor and
      ;go back to 0x94892
      000948B8 426d 8c76 CLR.W (D_8c76,A5)
      000948BC 60d4 BRA B_94892
      %%:
      000948BE 526d 8c76 ADDQ.W #1,(D_8c76,A5)
      000948C2 60ce BRA B_94892

      %%konamitable:
      ;KONAMI!!
      00094AD2 0008 0008 ;UP UP
      00094AD6 0004 0004 ;DOWN DOWN
      00094ADA 0002 0001 ;LEFT RIGHT
      00094ADE 0002 0001 ;LEFT RIGHT
      00094AE2 0020 0010 ;B A
      00094AE6 ffe8 ;

      Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted! Filter error: Please use fewer 'junk' characters. Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted! Filter error: Please use fewer 'junk' characters. Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted! Filter error: Please use fewer 'junk' characters. Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted! Filter error: Please use fewer 'junk' characters. Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted! Filter error: Please use fewer 'junk' characters.

    4. Re:*sigh* by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      In Gradius 3, I think using A B instead of B A sould result in exploding your ship.

    5. Re:*sigh* by karnal · · Score: 1

      Nah, it was actually doing the "official Konami code" correctly would cause the explosion (while paused in game.)

      Doing up-up-down-down-LShoulder-RShoulder-LShoulder-RShoulder-b-a while paused would give you 4 options, missiles and lasers, once per level if I recall.

      Yes, I'm a Gradius fan.

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      Karnal
  30. Re:The coolest one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In any Linux distro get a terminal and type sudo \rm -rf /

    Have fun.

    bash: sudo: command not found

  31. Mac OS Pre-9 by jnetsurfer · · Score: 4, Informative

    In Mac OS 7.5 - 8.5, you could get easter eggs by typing the text "secret about box" into any text editor that supported drag & drop and text clippings, selecting the text and dragging it to the desktop. In one OS, it would start a "brick-out" type game with the developer's names.

    1. Re:Mac OS Pre-9 by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Another version of this showed a picture of the Apple campus in Cupertino with a flag blowing in the wind; moving the mouse would change the wind direction and it was possible to get the flag to fly off the flag pole.

      Part of the code for this was hidden in the Drag & Drop library (in the Extensions folder, I don't remember the exact name), and I believe part of it was in QuickTime.

      --
      $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
      $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
    2. Re:Mac OS Pre-9 by againjj · · Score: 1

      Going to the past, the SE had images of the teams that worked on the Mac. Hit the interrupt switch and type "G 41D89A".

      When googling for the exact string, I found this page with more eggs from the old days: http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/7933/mac.html

    3. Re:Mac OS Pre-9 by jnetsurfer · · Score: 1

      That's awesome, I didn't know about that one. Thanks!!

  32. Print version by argStyopa · · Score: 0, Redundant
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  33. These are terrific?? by Murpster · · Score: 1

    Compared to the magic dot in Adventure or good old SYS 32800,123,45,6 these eggs are pretty weak.

    1. Re:These are terrific?? by knarfling · · Score: 1

      And what about the Commodore 64's Word processor? If you hit CTL+Function+F3, it would start playing "Stars and Stripes Forever"

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    2. Re:These are terrific?? by Murpster · · Score: 1

      Which one? There were a ton of C64 wordpros... Speedscript, Fleet System, Font Master, GEOWrite, etc. And I suspect you're remembering the combo keys... no "function" on a 64.

    3. Re:These are terrific?? by knarfling · · Score: 1

      It has been a long time. I don't remember the name of the word processor, but I do remember it was distributed by Commodore for the C64. It had a 40-character screen with a display mode that scrolled back and forth to see the page layout. I thought it was called Commodore Write, but I can't find any reference to it. It always came in the blue folders that Commodore was so fond of using.

      Now that I think about it, it was not the keys on the side, it was the number 3. The "Function" key that I am remembering was a small key in the lower left corner next to the shift key. I think it was called a commodore key. The correct sequence was CTL+Shift+Commodore+3. I do remember that I was in a small store and one of the sales people loved to turn that on and play it all day long.

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  34. The first video... by SteveTauber · · Score: 1

    Is this why OpenOffice is so bloated?

  35. Jerry Garcia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In ArcGIS by ESRI you used to be able to type "jerry" while in an edit session to make a small photo of Jerry Garcia appear in the upper left of your map data frame. Unfortunately, they took it out, but it was fun while it lasted.

  36. Matlab by Bakkster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just ask "why"
    >> why
    She knew it was a good idea.
    >> why
    Because the system manager told me to.
    >> why
    Barney suggested it.
    >> why
    To please a very terrified and smart and tall engineer.
    >> why
    How should I know?

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  37. vcs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the best easter egg of all time has to be
    in Adventure for the Atari vcs... get the hidden dot
    and go through the line to reveal "created by warren robinette" as seen here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVbu2BssrzE

  38. ScuttleMonkey... by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

    ScuttleMonkey, your geek card is revoked for getting the Konami code wrong. Shame on you!

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    "16MB (fuck off, MiB fascists)" - The Mighty Buzzard
  39. The full list by line-bundle · · Score: 1

    1. Star Wars game in OpenOffice
    2. Wanda the fish in Ubuntu
    3. Gegls from outer space in Ubuntu
    4. "No Easter Eggs here" in Debian
    5. Firefox robots
    6. telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl (not really easter egg?)
    7. Tetris in Emacs (easter egg???)
    8. firefox: about:mozilla
    9. ddate in Linux
    10. pipes screensaver in chrome
    11. apt-get moo in Debian.

    There. I Read The Fantastic Article (rtFa) for you.

    Quite frankly I think they are all dumb.

  40. HP Oscilloscope Tetris by JPEWdev · · Score: 4, Informative

    The HP Oscilloscopes used in my EE Circuits lab had a hidden Tetris game. It was a great way to have the Lab TA give you a funny look.

    http://www.eeggs.com/items/28801.html

  41. We have come to visit you in peace and with goodwi by FishAdmin · · Score: 1

    Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!

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  42. Real-life Secret Eggs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think things like this are even cooler.

  43. Apple II by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    Skyfox: hitting Control-G in flight switched from flying an advanced fighter plane to playing a game of Space Invaders.

    Karateka: booting the game disk with the label side down played the game with all the graphics flipped vertically.

    There was another which was just a cartoon image of the author of the game having his head chopped off by another person. I don't recall the game, except that this easter egg was included in all the games he wrote, including games for the Apple IIgs.

    There was another program for the Apple IIgs that, if you did a scan for deleted files, there was a paint program with menus in French that could be recovered.

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  44. Coffee anyone? by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

    Hot Coffee?

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  45. Old hewlett packard equipment by smellsofbikes · · Score: 3, Informative

    My dad designed HP test equipment, along with some other clever people. When they had extra space in ROM they'd put in things that would trigger if you pushed the right buttons on power-up.
    One of my function generators plays "The Hallelujah Chorus" if you know what to push and when. (And you have an 8 ohm speaker plugged into the output.)

    As it so happens, this was such a spectacular usage of the machine -- taking a single-output function generator and getting it to produce four-part harmony by synthesizing waveforms with embedded harmonics -- that when a sales engineer found out about it he started showing it off, and pretty soon it had stopped being an easter egg and started being a front-line sales demo.

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    1. Re:Old hewlett packard equipment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doing some imaging of old HP calculator components for a friend, we came across HP logos in the surface mask for some seven-segment single chip displays made in the 70s.

      It's about the size of a grain of sand - one of these days we'll crack on open, energize it, and see if the HP logo glows :)

    2. Re:Old hewlett packard equipment by smellsofbikes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Almost all the old HP silicon has artwork drawn on it. The hallways of the plant where Dad worked were lined with photomicrographs of chip art. It was easier to get away with this when the fab was in the basement, so your whole chip, from design to packaging, was in-house and you personally knew all the people involved in it.

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  46. Best ever? what about slash dot in Opera? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    put a slash and a dot in the address bar of opera

    1. Re:Best ever? what about slash dot in Opera? by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      put a slash and a dot in the address bar of opera

      I use that every time to access Slashdot. :)

  47. about:robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like the way it has a "Try Again" button. If you press it, it says "Please do not press this button again" (Hitchhiker's Guide style), and then it disappears if you do.

  48. A few more by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

    Nautilus: Not sure what version this is, but in some recent version, if you clicked "clear history" in the "go" menu, with some low probability instead of the standard message it would say, "Are you sure you want to forget history?" and then in small text, "If you do, you will be doomed to repeat it."

    Mac OS X: hold shift as you trigger expose, open a folder or dock a window. The animation plays in slow motion.

    SSH: if your /etc/password is munged (the local one, not the one on the server), then the ssh client will tell you "You don't exist, go away!"

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    1. Re:A few more by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      SSH: if your /etc/password is munged (the local one, not the one on the server), then the ssh client will tell you "You don't exist, go away!"

      That's not an easter egg. It's just a witty error message.

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    2. Re:A few more by dotgain · · Score: 1

      I would also venture that the OS X slow Expose etc., being not very well hidden - are features, not easter eggs.

    3. Re:A few more by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      A common one at that. mingetty(?) will do this for C-M-Del at a console login if your system is locked down.

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  49. Photoshop has some cute ones by Landak · · Score: 1

    There are loads in Photoshop, but the only two I can remember off the top of my head are: holding alt down when going to Photoshop -> About Photoshop and getting a (usually feline-related) alternative splash screen, and holding down alt while selecting "Layer options" in the Layers palette, resulting in a dialogue box saying "Merlin Lives!" with a cute icon.

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  50. Diablo II secret cow level by KeithJM · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://classic.battle.net/diablo2exp/quests/cow.shtml The cow level was hilarious. I still break out laughing sometimes just thinking about it.

    1. Re:Diablo II secret cow level by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      It was a lot less 'lol' and more 'OH GOD THEY KEEP COMING' on nightmare/hell :)

      (But still a fantastic addition to the game)

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  51. Don't delude yourself. by Eevee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Lots of closed-source apps have a bunch of extra undocumented code that could be possible security vulnerabilities.

    1. Re:Don't delude yourself. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lots of closed-source apps have a bunch of extra undocumented code that could be possible security vulnerabilities.

      So what? I thought open-source software was supposed to be better than closed source?

  52. Atari Adventure by smprather · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The "invisible grey dot". I think I actually found this egg by myself. I crapped my 8yr old pants. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adventure_(Atari_2600)

  53. Monkey Island by esocid · · Score: 1

    Back in the day when people actually made funny games, at one point where no would would think to go it prompts you to insert three floppies successively, three floppies which don't exist. Any game whose users would find that hilarious is great in my book.
    I guess the same can be said for that entire series.

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  54. Mod TROLL by msimm · · Score: 1

    Figures. The day after mine points expire.

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  55. Easter egg definition decay by FilterMapReduce · · Score: 1

    Like other commenters in this thread, I'm amazed that visiting a website counts even as an "almost" Easter egg. I guess you can sort of make it fit the pattern of a typical Easter egg: if you go into your Web browser—an innocuous, everyday application—and type the "special code" (i.e., some URL) into the address bar, you see funny cartoons. I guess it seems more like an Easter egg to typical Windows users if you use telnet, because it's unfamiliar and un-graphicky. God forbid they ever get a hold of Lynx, the whole damned Internet will count as a funny surprise.

    The Emacs ones are almost as lame. Tetris and the psychotherapist aren't Easter eggs; they're documented features. And not the most offbeat ones in Emacs by a long shot. They even appear in the default pull-down menus in the windowed versions! A better, more obscure one for Emacs is M-x hanoi-unix, which is a countdown to the Year 2038 bug expressed as a puzzle.

    1. Re:Easter egg definition decay by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Wait a minute, are you saying that about:mozilla, about:robots, and about:internets aren't easter eggs?

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    2. Re:Easter egg definition decay by FilterMapReduce · · Score: 1

      No, sorry for being unclear. I was talking about the the one where you view the ASCII Star Wars animation through telnet. It's not an Easter egg in any piece of software, it's just viewing something on the Internet in an unusual way. (Also, I noticed after posting that I called the telnet thing "visiting a website". Technically, it's not; it's an Internet site.) The about: ones are indeed actual Easter eggs.

    3. Re:Easter egg definition decay by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Ok; I wouldn't call telnet an "internet site", though... although you are going through the internet, it's more like an instant messenger session than a "site".

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  56. Fishy goodness with VMware by zooblethorpe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm not sure how, but for a while I had the fish trapped in one of my VMware sessions, which oddly enough was running WinXP. I'd freed the fish on the host desktop, but when the fish appeared in the VM when it was in full-screen mode, and I then minimized the VM, the fish got trapped in there somehow.

    Cheers,

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    "A four-foot prune."
    1. Re:Fishy goodness with VMware by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      I guess VMware figured XP was bettered served for watching a fish...

  57. Atari 2600 by jgeiger · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Adventure.

  58. Woman by AmericanGladiator · · Score: 1

    I worked for Siemens Energy and Automation years ago. They had a UNIX-based energy management system called Sinaut Spectrum with a window manager process called "woman" (makes sense). There was a keyboard combination that would pop up a display of a naked woman. It wasn't a photograph, but a black-and-white artist's sketch. I would be very surprised if that easter egg was not still alive in many electric utility control rooms.

  59. DEC TECO "make love" by anegg · · Score: 1

    The DEC (Digital Equipment Corporation) command line editor TECO (Text Editor and COrrector) has a command "make" which is used to create a file. If you create a file called "love" from within the editor, the editor asks you "Not war?" before proceeding.

    1. Re:DEC TECO "make love" by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Have you tried that in Unix? http://csscreator.com/node/11122

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  60. check bugzilla.mozilla.org by osssmkatz · · Score: 1

    All the easter eggs are documented.

  61. Pinball games are full of them and cows as well by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Pinball games are full of them and cows as well.

  62. Best Easter Egg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would say, the best Easter egg would be a piece of well written software, that did one job, and did it well.

    Easter eggs are nice, but programmers often spend more time working on those, than ensuring the quality and functionality of their software.

    for once, I'd like to see something 'just work'.

  63. Streetfighter 2: Guile by dotgain · · Score: 1

    Invisible throws, handcuffs, the lot. Made the game a bit more fun when you got bored with it.

    1. Re:Streetfighter 2: Guile by dotgain · · Score: 1

      Should really include a youtube link

  64. 1 Print Page by antdude · · Score: 3, Informative
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  65. Karateka by Shaterri · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Apple ][ version (and probably others, but that's the one I played) of Karateka had my favorite Easter egg ever: while there was nothing to indicate this, the original floppy was two-sided. Inserting the floppy upside-down would bring up another copy of the game, identical in every way -- except that it was flipped over (and inverted left-to-right, IIRC); title screen, all of the character's movements and animation, scores, all of it. It may not have taken that much effort to do, but it's brilliant in its simplicity.

  66. Don't forget /.s easter egg by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    while on /. press the Alt and f4 keys together.

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    1. Re:Don't forget /.s easter egg by pbhj · · Score: 1

      I tried it .. I never knew Slashdot could be so awesome. Digg's version works best IMO.

      I also found my computer has an Easter egg, you press this large round area in the front fascia and the screen turns into a mirror. Not the best mirror but it's still an awesome hidden feature.

  67. Re:Unprofessional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spoken like a true MBA that makes a product that enables oppressive forces to track and kill fleeing protesters and innocent bystanders.

    I hope A piece of you dies every time an innocent person your equipment tracks is killed.

  68. BRAINZ by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

    LOL I just found that the other day! Is there a way to get to that part of the game quickly? I haven't played it since I beat it.

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  69. Classic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Classic story, from a previous slashdot post:
    http://ask.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1045201&cid=25919333

  70. Alternatively... by Legion303 · · Score: 1

    This link if you don't want your 1-page article spread over 11 ad-filled subpages:

    http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?command=printArticleBasic&taxonomyName=Software&articleId=9131281&taxonomyId=18

  71. H-P ScanJet Hardware Easter Egg by louks · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A clever group at H-P made a scanner that when powered up while holding the "Scan" button and the SCSI address at zero would play Beethoven's "Ode to Joy". The motor's drive speed determined the pitch of the note played. I loved showing that one off to my friends that were lucky enough to own one, especially because I didn't.

  72. Re:The coolest one. by Anssi55 · · Score: 1

    # rm -rf /
    rm: cannot remove root directory "/"

    Nowadays you need --no-preserve-root for that.

  73. Sometimes, when I'm using windows... by dotar · · Score: 1

    This blue screen pops up with all this cool programmer jargon!

  74. The one that changed my Life by ynotds · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In early MacPaint successor FullPaint by Ann Arbor Softworks, back in those days of single bit graphics, clicking command-L applied one iteration of John Horton Conway's Game of Life to the current selection rectangle.

    Trying it idly one day on a screen grab that included a MacDraw ruler soon lead to the discovery that a long straight line with every 17th cell live on the next row generated a field of pulsars and I was hooked on what was effectively the study of Life in a narrow cylindrical universe.

    The idea of filling space so easily soon also had me playing with agars where the early Mac's reliance on 8x8 patterns in the absence of colours largely confined my options to finding something close enough to a critical density that it would sustain interesting erosion from a single changed cell, eventually settling mostly on a pair of beacons, either in or our of phase:
    11000000
    11000000
    00110000
    00110000
    00000011
    00000001
    00001000
    00001100

    I've resumed playing around with these every time I've found a better tool. That experience informs my strong position on disagreements over the border of order-edge of chaos and has very much informed my last few months' work with the much more productive tool of Golly 2.0 running the Generations 345/3/6 rule which Mirek Wojtowicz christened "LivingOnTheEdge" in 2001 and commented only: "In this very chaotic rule it's hard to tell if patterns will survive or die out." It may have been neglected for seven years but I'm making up for that now, and still discovering something unexpected emerging more days than not.

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  75. I loved how... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    ...in many games, etering "iddqd" did result in a self-kill.

    Oh, and by the way, does anyone else remember "idspispopd"? It is stuck in my head since back then, and despite the fact, that in Doom 2, it was "idclip"...

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  76. Re:Unprofessional by Teun · · Score: 1
    1.) The quality of projects done by people who enjoy their work is generally proven to be better than of those filling a shift.

    2.) No-risk environments are rarely competitive.

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  77. id by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Dopefish Lives!

  78. Adventure Created by Warren Robinett by saunderscc · · Score: 1

    Invisible "black" dot. 8-bit graphics. Stickin' it to "the man" for much deserved credit. A classic from the Atari age.

  79. Best Easter Egg by JCWDenton · · Score: 1
    The best easter egg I've ever come across was in the flight simulator B17 The Mighty Eighth II (anyone remember that?)

    If you were to play the CD as you were to play a music CD, you would find that the 8th track is a Morse Code signal. This signal, once translated, spells, "L-Y-M-E-R-E-G-I-S" There is a town on the south England coast named "Lyme Regis." Start a recon flight to the area of that town (you may want to find it on a map of England first) and fly low along the beach keeping a sharp look out. Keep looking and you will eventually find a flying saucer landed on the beach and two aliens sitting in lounge chairs!! You should also be able to faintly hear some strange 50's music coming from their radio! Too funny, and a brilliant idea for an egg!

    source: http://www.eeggs.com/items/20664.html

  80. The Incredible Machine by jones_supa · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine once discovered that by starting The Incredible Machine (the "Rube Goldberg's machine" game) on halloween, a carved pumpkin would appear in your inventory. I first thought the guy was kidding me but there it was. Very cool. Today a quick googling tells that there's also some special item for Christmas and St. Patrick's Day.