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The In-House Decency Patrol At Facebook

theodp writes "How'd you like a job where you get fired if you DON'T view porn at work? Newsweek reports on Facebook's internal police force of 150 staffers who are charged with regulating users' decorum, hunting spammers and working with actual law-enforcement agencies to help solve crimes. Part hall monitors, part vice cops, the $50,000-a-year 'porn cops' also keep Facebook safe for corporate advertisers."

157 comments

  1. so lest get this straight by ionix5891 · · Score: 5, Funny

    there are people who get PAID to view porn?!

    1. Re:so lest get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      yep. my first "job"ã(back in high school) was translating pirated movies for a small video shop somewhere in Eastern Europe.

      more than half of what i had to do was porn, and i liked it, because it was easier than normal films, and paid the same.

      and the hard ons were for free.

      good times ...

    2. Re:so lest get this straight by impaledsunset · · Score: 4, Funny

      Call me when they pay me to view porn _and_ read Slashdot.

    3. Re:so lest get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I work for a web hosting company that caters to the adult industry. Looking at porn is a job requirement.

      However, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Porn doesn't discriminate.

      I'll let you figure it out.

    4. Re:so lest get this straight by jo42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Imagine that. I've also heard that there are people who get paid to MAKE porn!!

    5. Re:so lest get this straight by GF678 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      there are people who get PAID to view porn?!

      You know those porn sites on that there Interwebz? Well guess what... each and every single one needs someone to at the very least maintain and run the sites, if not to adjust/crop/re-size/airbrush the material.

      I remember reading the first-hand experiences of a guy hired to maintain such a site. The end result was that he found himself totally desensitized to the material, even the really hardcore stuff, to the point that porn had absolutely no thrill. So be aware of this if you every find the opportunity to check out porn on a daily basis. :)

    6. Re:so lest get this straight by 4D6963 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Call me when they pay me to view porn _and_ read Slashdot.

      Maybe CmdrTaco could use a helping hand with getting rid of the goatse links?

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    7. Re:so lest get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      every find the opportunity to check out porn on a daily basis. :)

      No!!!!! Is that even possible????

    8. Re:so lest get this straight by DarkOx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You also have to consider that what you will be looking at is mostly homemade stuff that is probably not very exciting, maybe even a little off putting. Most people don't look to good shoot under poor light with a low res cell phone camera. I suspect this is going to be a good deal of what you find on facebook.

      Light does a lot, a photo of female with a shadow on her often makes it appear as if she has hair. Ever wonder why professional photographers almost always use direct light on girls in studio work? They don't do this as much with men which they may shoot under flood because a little darkness on parts of the face make him appear rugged and manly. Then you have all those dorm room fluorescents that are going to make people look pale or green. Finally most people are just not as good looking as models who are almost always air brushed themselves.

      Now when this is your girl friend or something your brain can sorta compensate for the unflattering camera effects, you can image what she really looks like and its possible very arousing. When its someone you don't know you are going to see what is on the page. So when you girl or guy friend sends you a titillating image its fun, when you are sifting though other peoples images I don't much of it is going to be a turn on. As to the models being air brushed and such, well again when its someone you have affection for you probably see what you want to see, when its someone you don't know well; her breasts are really uneven and her nose is sort big etc etc.

      Finally although our society is much more open about the female form than the male; I am sure Facebook has its share of flamers and men sending pictures to their girlfriends alike. Truly, I don't think many men are as disgusted at seeing other men nude as most of us pretend. Its not like we don't see dick when we look down in the shower every morning. Still this is probably going to be at least of fourth of the images or so; that is 25% of the time you are just classifying what to you are uninteresting images. If I was doing something as dull as identifying common images a quarter of the time I was at the office, I would get to hate work pretty fast.

      Frankly sifting though slightly off putting images for eight hours day, with only a handful of them making me go "Nice" sounds like a pretty terrible job.

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    9. Re:so lest get this straight by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      "there are people who get PAID to view porn?!"

      I had a job like this.

      I use to work in the Network Solutions Ecommerce department (netsol sux btw, fired half the staff feb 09 because they chased all their customers away). We had A LOT of adult shops and porn sites. Sub-shop.com is the only one that still comes to mind, but it doesn't have much porn on it. They would need help with adding pictures or videos or whatever. Had to make sure the videos played correctly and the pictures lined up.

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    10. Re:so lest get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a sysadmin for a large adult site, and let me tell ya, it gets boring after a while, just like every other job.

    11. Re:so lest get this straight by Kokuyo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That would be a matter of taste, now wouldn't it? Personally, I'm just fed up with all those Paris Hilton wannabes wit porno pouts and oh so realistic 'acting'. I am fed up with silicone tits on top of malnourished torsos.

      I'd rather look at someone's chubby girlfriend really having fun than most of those 'professionals'.

    12. Re:so lest get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As somebody who is getting out of the porn industry, I can vouche for this. It is like guys who print money all day. Yeah, you work with billions of dollars a day, but to you it is basically paper.

      Plus, assholes will eventually leek a password to your paid content and use up 10TB of your bandwidth in a few days, costing you several thousand dollars in overages. That and everybody in the industry are a bunch of damn flakes running out of their kitchen table. Ever tried to deposit a 30,000 dollar Canadian check? Takes about a month to clear. Why dont they wire, you ask? No can do... nobody does wire transfers.

      I'd go on, but screw it. The worst part is you can't really use your experiance working on such things on your resume or in your portfolio. Nobody wants to read "used photoshop to remove the background from dudes banging eachother on a bed" or "responsible for maintaining the billing system of several dozen lesbian porn sites".

      It is basically a career black hole... if you dont get out quickly, you'll become stagnant and stop learning. Since nobody wants to talk about porn in public, the industry is forced to exist in its own little world with very little interaction with the rest of the computing landscape. It is like an insular little group that doesn't exchange ideas with the outside. They've got their own CMS's, their own billing systems, their own webhosts, their own everything. All of it home-grown and all of it like five years behind the rest of the computing industry...

      Basically... it sucks. Sounds good in theory, but in reality. Dont do it. And whoever said that not everybody in porn is hot is right. Sure some of the stuff you work with is okay, but since everybody gets off to something different, most of what you work with is not what you personally would find attractive at all.

    13. Re:so lest get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God, you must be SUCH a lonely soul...

    14. Re:so lest get this straight by roman_mir · · Score: 3, Informative

      Heh, let's put it this way, at BellTV there are cubicles on the fifth floor of one of the buildings with explicit 'stop' signs on them with some explanation that if you walk into one of those cubicles you may see something that may offend you, well, if you do walk in you may see maybe 10 monitors with at least some of them showing porn and there are people sitting there looking at it and it is part of the job. They are basically QAs that really have to watch this stuff all the time. And they get paid to do this.

    15. Re:so lest get this straight by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      So watching man-on-man love is not the highlight of your day? ;-)

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    16. Re:so lest get this straight by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      I agree. And given the choice between a chubby amateur and a thin amateur, I'd rather choose the healthier one who isn't on the verge of a coronary aneurysm... which eliminates about 90% of all Americans and Europeans. ;-)

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    17. Re:so lest get this straight by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I operated a porn business, I'd make sure it's only stuff I personally enjoy. Like the guy who runs the DOMAI website - nothing but nude images of women. He refuses to deal with anything else, since he doesn't enjoy anything else. That's the way to enjoy both life and your career.

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    18. Re:so lest get this straight by sigzero · · Score: 0

      I had a job where I had to view logs from students surfing. Of course, I automated most of it. :-)

    19. Re:so lest get this straight by Firehed · · Score: 1

      assholes will eventually leek [sic] ... screw it ... black hole ... get out quickly

      Looks like long-term involvement in the porn industry has a negative impact on your diction as well.

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    20. Re:so lest get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      and your career.

      That is the problem though. There is a stigma built around working in the adult industry that makes any skills you picked up working in it hard to transfer. How do you put "created a streaming webcam with credit-based billing" on your resume? I mean, how do you move forward post-porn without lying on your resume?

      Plus, even while you work in the industry, life is hard. Most hosts won't take you, and if they do, you are liable to be dumped at a moments notice. Banks dont like you. CC companies would love do dump you but you make too much for them (try 15% transaction fees for a month and get back to me). But lets forget about that... lets say you want to outsource something like your trouble ticketing or email. You can do it, but you have to really read the TOS first, and even then they can (and will) drop you at a moments notice. Thus you can rule out most everything interesting (for example, Amazon EC2 would be a perfect fit for video transcoding).

      Oh, did I mention that your password is almost definitely *not* stored as a hash? Yup. Storing your member password as plaintext is pretty much industry standard. If you pull up a customer in your billers website or something like NATS, right under their login will be their password. Why? Because there is no solid integration between any components. Your biller has a loose coupling with your member manager, which has a loose coupling with your authentication system, of which your CMS doesn't know anything about. For example, most sites use HTTP authentication because it is probably the easiest way to secure a members area. Why? Because most adult CMSes has no idea about "members"... you have to basically add a shim between them and your web server to make sure only members get in. The CMS has no way to sign out, no "hello anonymous coward", nothing...

      Really, the whole industry is whack. Most of the reason is because porn is taboo. As a result, the industry attracts scammers and flakes.

    21. Re:so lest get this straight by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      Yup. A buddy of mine is a professional and artistic photographer. I separate the two not because they necessarily need to be different, but what he does is he whores himself out for six months of the year, taking pictures for Bob Vila, Architectural Digest, and other major money-making pubs, and then disappears into some third-world jungle for the other six months to take pictures of animals, indigenous locals, and natural- and man-made wonders.

      When he was cutting his teeth and building enough of a name that he could afford to do that, he had to take whatever job he could, and that included some porn shoots. Nothing, y'know, penetrative, but definitely explicit. He was telling me how boring it was after the first five minutes. In his words, "I just don't see what people find exciting about a woman, legs akimbo, arms crossed at the wrists and drawing the curtains back as if there were some sort of stage down there, but for some reason, it's part of every shoot."

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    22. Re:so lest get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Call me when they pay me to view porn _and_ read Slashdot.

      1) Go to work.
      2) Browse Slashdot at -1 and read all the trolls.
      3) PROFIT!

      The copypasta of the old cDc article featuring Debbie Gibs0n and T1ffany was fucking epic.

    23. Re:so lest get this straight by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Well first off, if you like your job, why quit? That was the point of my previous post.

      Second I would hire you even if you said you worked for playboy.com. It wouldn't bother me where you worked so long as you have the skills I need to maintain my business website, but then I'm not like the typical American who's afraid of his own prick. Your background wouldn't bother me.

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    24. Re:so lest get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looking at porn is a job requirement.

      However, it's not all it's cracked up to be

      How long have you been sitting on that one waiting to use it?

    25. Re:so lest get this straight by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      I worked at a large Internet portal, back in the days.

      And we called it "quality assurance". ^^

      Fun times...

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    26. Re:so lest get this straight by fugue · · Score: 1

      Welllllll... there's "thin" in the sense of healthy athlete body, and there's "thin" in the sense of malnutrition. People can have remarkably little fat and still look amazing if they go about it in the right way.

      Of course, we've designed a culture in which very few people get regular exercise in the course of a day. Going to a gym can produce gorgeous bodies too, but it's a huge PITA. If you want hot chycks, see what you can do to promote a society that doesn't depend on cars!

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    27. Re:so lest get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was at a Comcast satellite distribution facility in Denver on one of the halls there was a large sign saying, roughly: "Active monitoring of adult content down this hall. Do not proceed if you will be offended." Sometimes, it's good to work inside the cable television industry!

    28. Re:so lest get this straight by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Because you can't strategically place microphones, half the words are unintelligable, and the other half don't need translating. Did you just make up your own scripts to suit the action?

    29. Re:so lest get this straight by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Please don't call to have me watch Slash porn though.

    30. Re:so lest get this straight by mgblst · · Score: 1

      So he doesn't enjoy having sex? Because there are no pictures of him having sex on that site.

    31. Re:so lest get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes.

      I could speak Russian, English, and some French at the time, but i had to also "translate" from Japanese, Finnish, Italian and Swedish (to name a few). Also, as you say, quality wasn't perfect, and neither was my language ability ... so I had to improvise. :D

      Still, this was the age before gonzo became the king, so even porn films had a plot and talking.

      I still remember one particularly funny movie about a shy female American president who slept with everyone around to become self-confident, and then went on to seep with the Soviet secretary general and peace on earth happened.

      All that was arranged by a fairy who had to also distract the Satan or some such.

    32. Re:so lest get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's always amazed me, that in the US it is illegal to ask someone to have sex with you for money -- UNLESS you are requesting sex for money WHILE YOU FILM IT.

      Add the video cam and, apparently, it's a legitimate job offer in the adult film industry. Forget your camera and you're procuring.

    33. Re:so lest get this straight by Frozentech · · Score: 2, Funny

      ummm... you mean you translated "uhhh uhhhh ahhhh!" into various Eastern European languages ?? You are a cunning linguist, my friend !

    34. Re:so lest get this straight by Meski · · Score: 1

      Your biller has a loose coupling with your member manager,

      You honestly said that, whilst talking about pron?

  2. Two questions: by master5o1 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    How do I apply and am I allowed to save the images to my computer?

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  3. **preps resume** by downix · · Score: 3, Funny

    First it's the Sweedish tax collectors, now facebook! I am in the wrong line of business!

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  4. wouldn't mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't mind getting paid to look at some porn with that chick.

    1. Re:wouldn't mind by _merlin · · Score: 1

      What are you smoking? She's not hot at all!

  5. Waste of money by Norsefire · · Score: 4, Funny

    They pay 150 people $50k a year to do this when if they promised people a few hundred Texas Hold 'Em chips per report they could have millions doing it for free.

    1. Re:Waste of money by jshackney · · Score: 1

      Mechanical Turk at $0.01 per HIT.

  6. I'm sure it gets real old by mc1138 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As exciting as this seems at first, I'm sure it gets real old real fast, and isn't nearly as cool as it seems.

    1. Re:I'm sure it gets real old by master5o1 · · Score: 1

      How is this offtopic?

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    2. Re:I'm sure it gets real old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe just boring and obvious. Mods get lazy too.

    3. Re:I'm sure it gets real old by calmofthestorm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I suspect they spend more time viewing JEWS DID WTC than porn, but I don't know.

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    4. Re:I'm sure it gets real old by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Not to drift further off topic but even when you look at porn for a couple of hours it loses its tent-raising qualities, even when it's quality porn.

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    5. Re:I'm sure it gets real old by mc1138 · · Score: 1

      Plus its not really porn, just questionable photos, most of them people that think they look better than they do...

    6. Re:I'm sure it gets real old by mc1138 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or underage kids drinking. I'm sure that's a lot of fun...

    7. Re:I'm sure it gets real old by mc1138 · · Score: 1

      Redundant and obvious sure... but offtopic?

    8. Re:I'm sure it gets real old by elashish14 · · Score: 1

      Damn. First, it was game testing that was ruined for me... now this.

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    9. Re:I'm sure it gets real old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I recently left my job as a 'moderator' for text and images for several online services, and I can agree completely that it gets old fast. I'm back in a regular IT job, but it's genuinely difficult to hold conversations with my co-workers that aren't about obscure fetishes or the exact borderline between allowed and disallowed naughty content.

      The other major factor you have to consider: most people who attempt to put dirty photos up are unattractive. Most are men. almost all of them know nothing about camerawork. Of all the images we rejected, about 80% were badly-lit photos of male genitalia.

      My office only had about 50 casual employees, for relatively low-key sites. I feel for the facebook moderators..every action they take has the chance of hitting the newspapers.

    10. Re:I'm sure it gets real old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think they've ever cared about that..

    11. Re:I'm sure it gets real old by hey! · · Score: 1

      As exciting as this seems at first, I'm sure it gets real old real fast, and isn't nearly as cool as it seems.

      The trick is to get paid to watch porn once or twice a day for about five minutes.

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    12. Re:I'm sure it gets real old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but Jews did in fact do WTC.

  7. 50k$ is not enough by Bearhouse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For such a boring job.

    1. Re:50k$ is not enough by RichardJenkins · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the same thing, I figure

      Boring == menial == low paid.

    2. Re:50k$ is not enough by Threni · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Unskilled = anyone can do it = no-one cares what you think = just shut up and do it or we'll get someone eles in = low paid

    3. Re:50k$ is not enough by mysterons · · Score: 1

      True, but this doesn't sound like it needs that much skill to do it. Also can't this sort of thing be automated?

    4. Re:50k$ is not enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like that you guys consider a $50,000 a year job to be "unskilled" and "menial", when in fact it's well above the median average household income.

    5. Re:50k$ is not enough by MrMr · · Score: 1

      Well, that implies that the median is unskilled and menial or worse. You may not like that, but it could well be an accurate description of your society.

    6. Re:50k$ is not enough by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny

      True, but this doesn't sound like it needs that much skill to do it. Also can't this sort of thing be automated?

      They tried that, but the computer grokked some robot hentai porn and went into an infinite loop, with the dvd drive just sliding in and out and in and out and in and out ...

    7. Re:50k$ is not enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are still in school, right?

      Well, that implies that the median is unskilled and menial or worse. You may not like that, but it could well be an accurate description of your society.

      Yes, because, mr. great economist, if everyone was skilled, everyone would command large sums of money for their work.

    8. Re:50k$ is not enough by Alex+Belits · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Facebook is in Palo Alto. For $50K/y you can barely pay for apartment, car, and maybe some kind of food.

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    9. Re:50k$ is not enough by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      It pays a good bit more than flipping burgers, and is a lot more honest than telemarketing.

    10. Re:50k$ is not enough by rrossman2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hey! Welcome to the 21st Century and the development of the Internet! We now do not need to live anywhere near our place of employment to do work for said employer!

      (PS: Yes, there are more tinfoil hat nuts than ever....)

    11. Re:50k$ is not enough by elashish14 · · Score: 1

      The salary is just a market figure. If someone isn't happy with $50k, bam, they're gone and they bring in someone new. As long as it doesn't happen too often and it doesn't cost too much to train new workers (neither of which should be), $50k is a fine salary for Facebook to spend on them.

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    12. Re:50k$ is not enough by MrMr · · Score: 1

      You have no clue what median means, do you?
      Still nice trolling.

    13. Re:50k$ is not enough by Flere+Imsaho · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just be thankful you're not being paid to watch necrophilia-based porn - that's dead boring. In contrast, the incest related stuff is only relatively boring.

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    14. Re:50k$ is not enough by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Just be thankful you're not being paid to watch necrophilia-based porn - that's dead boring.

      So how would it be different from normal porn ?-)

      In contrast, the incest related stuff is only relatively boring.

      What if it has both. Say, siblings become zombies and, as we all know, zombies act on their primal instincts...

      Coming to think of it, why haven't the zombie movies covered this? Sex drive is as primal, if not more so, than hunger. There was a short story with zombies going for girls in Books of Blood, and few demented poser pictures here and there, but "The Stink of Flesh" is the only film I recall showing zombie sex - and even that was not zombie-initiated.

      Of course, Japanese have that short comic, "Cute Lovable Zombie Attack" ("Oops! My noodles fell off" is an instant classic as far as porn bloobers go), but even they haven't animated it... yet.

      And yes, I believe that there was a zombie porn movie I once ran across while browsing the dark corners of the Net... I need to investigate further.

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  8. Sorry, size matters by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Funny

    How do I apply and am I allowed to save the images to my computer?

    Neither your hard drive, nor your [censored}, are big enough.

    They don't want people who will end up filing for workers' comp for "tennis elbow".

    1. Re:Sorry, size matters by Snarky+McButtface · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have had wanker's cramp since I was fifteen and it hasn't slowed me down. Where do I need to send my resume?

  9. Rampant Sexism by corsec67 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I hate how incredibly sexist the filtering is. Both sexes (generally) have a pair of nipples that appear very similar, so for one pair to be fine for prime-time television, and another pair to be fined for a fleeting appearance on TV seems very silly.

    It isn't the shape of the female breast that is the issue, as a picture of a model wearing a skimpy swimming suit would pass. Male nipples? Also just fine.

    Female Nipples? WHOAH, STOP THE PRESSES!
    (Even if the nipple is currently feeding a child)

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    1. Re:Rampant Sexism by Ihmhi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Welp, this is a larger societal issue, not just an issue with facebook.

      There are protests around the world where women basically go topless and get arrested for it. Lather, rinse, repeat.

      I for one welcome our firm, C-cup overlords.

    2. Re:Rampant Sexism by Swizec · · Score: 1

      There are protests where large gatherings of women walk/sit around topless? Can I go ... err ... help?

    3. Re:Rampant Sexism by sam0737 · · Score: 1

      I am thinking is CamelToe banned in their ToS...

    4. Re:Rampant Sexism by corsec67 · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are protests where large gatherings of women walk/sit around topless? Can I go ... err ... help?

      If you are exposed to breasts frequently enough, they wouldn't be as titillating.

      Like the women that work at Onsens and Sento in Japan: when I went to a Sento (bath house), I didn't see a single male attendant. The women attendants would walk around cleaning stuff, and the nude men(myself included) would just ignore them.

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    5. Re:Rampant Sexism by Swizec · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Unlike the average slashdotter I'm exposed to breasts at least every day and to be quite honest, they never stop being the single best toy in the world. Breasts are fun. End of story.

    6. Re:Rampant Sexism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In general, the women who do protest in that manner are women you DON'T want to see topless.

    7. Re:Rampant Sexism by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say it's sexism, I'd just say that it highlights how fundamentally different in function and nature nipples are perceived depending on the sex of the owner in our society.

      You can read more about it in my new sociological thesis, Nipples: the Taboo on Your Chest.

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    8. Re:Rampant Sexism by oliderid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are protests around the world where women basically go topless and get arrested for it

      Not in most european countries IMHO (Techno parades, beaches,etc).

      I didn't think that the restrictive Facebook policy could be that conservative. Topless "forbidden!", mothers breast feeding children "forbidden!"...I'm quite surprised.

      American media companies have no problem to show a crime scene with blood everywhere and a victim lying on the ground. but a healthy female body is considered more obscene than that. I find it so absurd in a way.

    9. Re:Rampant Sexism by orange47 · · Score: 5, Funny

      aww, how cute, baby learned to type already..

    10. Re:Rampant Sexism by deander2 · · Score: 1

      i second this, and add that it remains true even after you get married. =p

    11. Re:Rampant Sexism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Unlike the average slashdotter I'm exposed to breasts at least every day and to be quite honest, they never stop being the single best toy in the world. Breasts are fun. End of story.

      Just because you (unlike the average slashdotter) are a woman, doesn't mean you have to rub it in what you get to do every day...

    12. Re:Rampant Sexism by Velex · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hate how incredibly sexist the filtering is.

      What's even worse is that it's females who are demanding it. Just think of the children! An exposed female breast could traumatize a small child, especially when they're under the age of 2!

      Seriously.

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    13. Re:Rampant Sexism by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Even though I do not get such amounts of exposure, I got more than a fair share. And I've seen them in all shapes and sizes, including all the grandmothers in the nudist camp where we used to spend our summers when I was a kid.
      They are like toy trains - made for kids, but we adults hog all the fun.

      There is nothing better than boobs for resting my eyes. Or hands.

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    14. Re:Rampant Sexism by mgblst · · Score: 1

      It is quite simple. No breasts, offends nobody. Breasts, offends some people.

      Now not many are really that upset that they can't see breasts on facebook, there are plenty of places to see breasts elsewhere on the internet and other places. For me, I can just go to the beach. Looking at breasts is not really that exciting though, unless you get to touch them as well.

    15. Re:Rampant Sexism by laejoh · · Score: 1

      They need to do way instain Swizec!

    16. Re:Rampant Sexism by Psmylie · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome our firm, C-cup overlords.

      Well, now, aren't you the optimist! Sort of a "Cup is half full" kind of a guy, I suppose.

      Sadly, most women who go bra-less most of the times don't have breasts so much as kneepads with nipples. Truly, it is a tragedy!

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    17. Re:Rampant Sexism by BoothbyTCD · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, but I think the fact that they were old women in galoshes helps that (at least all the sentos and onsens I went to). Even so, living in Japan made me realize that oddly I have no nudity shyness at all. I guess I never noticed before because it's not like you get a lot of chance to test that out in the US.

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  10. Their advertizers are scum anyway by sam_handelman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm aware that the advertizing is targeted, but all I ever see are ads for dating sites or russian mail-order brides.

      Oh, and those "free" credit report companies, who make the russian mailorder bride people look reputable.

      Also, isn't facebook losing money hand over fist anyway? They'd probably do better if they moved to a subscription model that let you look at other user's porn.

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    1. Re:Their advertizers are scum anyway by agge · · Score: 1

      The ineradicable American war on sex and every thing remotely sexy.

    2. Re:Their advertizers are scum anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all I ever see are ads for dating sites or russian mail-order brides.

      Have you considered that maybe the ads are targeted REALLY well?

    3. Re:Their advertizers are scum anyway by Haoie · · Score: 1

      Well that explains why I keep getting ads asking whether I'd make a good boyfriend.

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  11. No thanks by runlevelfour · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Familiarity breeds contempt. Not only would the questionable perk of viewing porn and other amusing things become boring after constant exposure, you get to wade through the eyesore garbage people post on their page as well. Sounds like an easy gig, but one can imagine that there is a constant mountain of paperwork and reports to fill out. If you ask me it smacks of a highly paid glorified clerk job.

    1. Re:No thanks by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Funny

      Familiarity breeds contempt. Not only would the questionable perk of viewing porn and other amusing things become boring after constant exposure,

      Kind of makes you want to feel sorry for gynecologists ...

      ... except the blind ones - they can still read lips.

    2. Re:No thanks by mrsquid0 · · Score: 1

      The highly-paid part sounds like it could make up for the glorified clerk part to me.

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    3. Re:No thanks by Gonoff · · Score: 2, Funny

      Familiarity breeds contempt

      Some clever person once said "without some familiarity, there's not a lot of breeding anyway."

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    4. Re:No thanks by elashish14 · · Score: 1

      Truth - did no one see TFA mention a guy in a thong? Come on, what heterosexual guy (or homosexual female) who wants to see that while working.

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    5. Re:No thanks by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Most heterosexual females I know would not like to see that.
      Not even most of the homosexual men I know would like that.
      Almost everyone I know finds the sight gross. And I concur with the groupthink on that one.

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  12. lolwut by sqrt(2) · · Score: 4, Funny

    There are ads on facebook?

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    1. Re:lolwut by Gonoff · · Score: 1

      If there is, it is very discreet. I have just had a look around and can't see any.

      Or do they mean stuff like link ins - like Amazon etc where you can order books etc?

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  13. Being spied upon by ickleberry · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The fact that these guys actually exist make me glad i'm not on facebook. Ya know facebook pretends to care about privacy all that but how can they keep that up when they have 150 paid staff who'se job it is to snoop through your stuffs?

    1. Re:Being spied upon by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ya know facebook pretends to care about privacy all that but how can they keep that up

      That *could* be a problem after watching pr0n all day ... maybe they could click on some of those contextual ads for some V14GR4 ...

    2. Re:Being spied upon by calmofthestorm · · Score: 1

      Um...so it's ok for random strangers to go snooping through your stuff but not if there are random strangers paid to do it?

      People who think things like facebook are even remotely private make me lol.

      Oh and I have a facebook. I consider it public info. You could probably even find it by googling my handle on slashdot. But you're too lazy aren't you?

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    3. Re:Being spied upon by dimeglio · · Score: 1

      Aren't those folks simply reacting to complaints from other users? After all, a lot of content in Facebook is not private. I guess it's easy to test. Post some porn but don't share it and see how long before it's taken down.

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    4. Re:Being spied upon by MikeBabcock · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Random strangers can't go snooping through your stuff. The whole point of Facebook is to make what used to be an open field day on private information (geocities then myspace, etc.) a more private and protected one.

      Facebook themselves brag about the privacy and personal protection measures. Nobody can tell if you rejected them (without effort) or what groups you've left, or if you posted photos privately for a specific friend or family member ...

      When users try to get around it, its a ToS violation, but then they themselves violate these rules.

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    5. Re:Being spied upon by maxume · · Score: 1

      Are they actively filtering semi-private material? I would think they would human-filter as little content as possible, to save money.

      The article implies that they discourage all R rated postings, but it also implies that they only deal with stuff that has been flagged by a user, so it isn't real clear to me exactly what they are doing.

      At any rate, people will do well to learn that when you send a company some information, you are depending solely on their respect for your privacy, there isn't anything magic that will prevent them from viewing or using that information (it may be illegal for them to do so, but that doesn't actually prevent it).

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    6. Re:Being spied upon by British · · Score: 1

      Facebook to me has never been anything close to "private". Generally the MO is to use your real name & put in your address/phone number/other details a website honestly doesn't need about you,etc. Linkedin makes sense to use your real name for professional contacts(ie jobs, etc), but still I don't see why facebook needs such private data. That site seemed like an identity thief's dream come true.

    7. Re:Being spied upon by rxan · · Score: 1

      The whole point of Facebook is to make what used to be an open field day on private information (geocities then myspace, etc.) a more private and protected one.

      But this model of privacy miserably fails when people use Facebook the way they do today. People add whoever the hell asks to their friends list. That's why you see 200+ friends and the person barely knows most of them, having no idea who the rest are.

      Furthermore not everyone has their profile as a private one -- the public are viewable by all.

    8. Re:Being spied upon by MoogMan · · Score: 1

      People posting information on a public website cannot expect their data to be kept private.

    9. Re:Being spied upon by Firehed · · Score: 1

      You can flag just about any content on Facebook as inappropriate -especially photos and videos. Presumably only flagged content is reviewed at all. They are dealing with billions of photos after all.

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    10. Re:Being spied upon by Firehed · · Score: 1

      That's not Facebook's fault. They offer you the controls to lock down your profile as much or as little as you want. Half of my Facebook friends I've never met and we're only playing a couple of games together online; they go in my "games" friend list on FB and have access to precisely none of my personal information. What information I've made public was done so intentionally, mostly to try and get a little extra Google juice.

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    11. Re:Being spied upon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Random strangers can't go snooping through your stuff. The whole point of Facebook is to make what used to be an open field day on private information (geocities then myspace, etc.) a more private and protected one.

      I don't know any of the 450 people who work at Facebook.

      From my perspective, that's at least 450 random strangers who get paid to snoop through people's stuff. (Not my stuff, because I don't do social networking. At least I'm still free not to sign up.)

      The whole point of facebook is to make what used to be an open field day on private information (geocities then myspace, etc.) a monopoly on one.

      And I fixed that for you.

    12. Re:Being spied upon by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      Your stuffs? You uploaded it freely to their servers and under their terms of service. It's not yours. If you wanted it to be yours, you shouldn't have given it to other people.

    13. Re:Being spied upon by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      I have over 600 'friends' on my contact list (and I really wish they'd change that term to 'contacts') and I know almost every single one of them personally, from school mostly. A few of them are people I've met through groups on Facebook.

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    14. Re:Being spied upon by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      I'd hope that's all they're doing as well. But if you wanted to actually filter content, your best bet would be to randomly review x photos and posts per day, much like the Slashdot moderation system.

      Just queue up a few dozen randoms for each employee to have a look at. Random selection is much better at finding deviations than planned surveys any day.

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  14. Facebook might be in for a surprise! by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wait till they find pictures of their mothers on my page!

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    1. Re:Facebook might be in for a surprise! by ieatcookies · · Score: 1

      Wait till they find pictures of their mothers on my page!

      "...Mom??.." /sniffle

  15. I know... And it's a shame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've worked in internet advertising and know how important ads are to many useful services AND that they often contain info I actually want to see and click (job openings, products that interest me, etc.).

    So while I use adblock, I have very limited block list that I have personally made. It consists of: Ads that blink so much they literally hurt your eyes, ads that very clearly lie ("you are millionth visitor" or adult friend finder ads) and... that's pretty much it. The list has gotten quite long but still only contains those.

    For long, I tried to struggle not to add facebook ads to the list. However, all the ads I am getting are VERY deceptive. There are numerous, poorly translated "[celebrity name] IQ is 136, test your's!" (sometimes using a friend's name instead of celebrity's) or "[Friend's name] has done [insert new thing], try it out" when they haven't... And then there are all the ads designed to look just like facebook buttons so that you would accidentally click them...

    Though I have worked in the business, I have never seen any other site so consistently filled with that shady ads. Even porn sites mostly have real poker ads. Google has MUCH stricter policies on ads allowed. I can't imagine this kind of ad policy being good for FB in the long run.

  16. Same job somewhat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Had this job too at a very large software company when debugging the browser code. It was the darn pron videos that would crash, or some badly formed html at the pron sites.

    We had to get the employee handbook changed to exempt us from any issues.

    I then helped write the nntp client, which only increased the amount of porn.

  17. Re:Waste of money vs Deep-Pocket-Risk by pg--az · · Score: 1

    Its "$50k a year" because say if a pattern could be proved, that they were deleting say "minority-porn" preferentially, acting as employees, then the corporation's entire assets are at-risk.

  18. Re:Waste of money vs Deep-Pocket-Risk by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

    Because with these paid workers, things make so much more sense.

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  19. Card Check? by Suki+I · · Score: 1

    Can't the Electrician'sw Union get these guys hooked up and organized? $50,000 is no living wage! Once they get senority they don't have to look at the boring stuff either, only the pretty erotica ;)

  20. Love sex, hate nazis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two good reasons for boycotting Facebook: what they censor and what they don't.

  21. Re:Waste of money vs Deep-Pocket-Risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, I'd say something is wrong with someone, who thinks breastfeeding is obscene.
    It has been this way for hundred thousands of years and without it, we wouldn't be here.
    So suddenly it's obscene. uh. lol.

  22. Internal Corruption by pilsner.urquell · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I used to have a neighbor who was a homicide detective on the Los Angeles Police Department, when I lived in that fine city.

    He got transferred to the Vice Unit which seen like a demotion for a homicide detective. His explanation was that no police officer spent more that eighteen months in the Vice Unit because it tended to corrupt the offices and turn them into the criminals they where fighting.

    If this holds true, and I have mo reason to doubt my former neighbor, will this be a temporary assignment? Or will we start seeing these employees start posting there own girl meet donkey videos?

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    1. Re:Internal Corruption by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you've been following what the LAPD has been up to in the last few months, you'd know that cops get cycled through the vice unit after only 18 months so that the next guy can get a turn.

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    2. Re:Internal Corruption by pilsner.urquell · · Score: 1

      True, but I am talking thirty years ago. Back when I had long hair and wore tie-dyed tee shirts. If true, it doesn't surprise me that the cycle has shorten.

    3. Re:Internal Corruption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's assuming vice is a "crime" and not just illegal

  23. Only sexism if pre-op tranies get breast photos. by Saysys · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The social mores against female breast nudity are some of my favorite mores. With out it breasts would lose some of there excitement.

    unless you are trying to explain how to get a baby to latch there is little reason to have pictures of a woman breast feeding.

    You are one of these internet nutjobs that wants to repeal both the law against public indecency and go against our social norms, just because this one doesn't suit you.

    Come up with something better or get over the fact that we hold breasts to be sacred so that we may profane them. This situation, by the way, benefits both males and females.

    How difficult is it to get a simple breast-cloth to cover yourself out of respect for those around you? Sex is as beautiful and natural as breast feeding and should also not be performed in public.

  24. You wouldn't like it at all by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I had the job ages ago of invesitgating complaints about a large dutch ISP's servers and user accounts content. If you send a mail that on our network there was inappropriate content, then I investigated and took appropriate action.

    Do not think this inappropriate content is restricted to some David Hamilton pics ("this content is legal with in the jurisdiction of the account it is hosted from")or even the early ancestors of "two girls and a cup" ("No laws are broken").

    Times might have changed a bit. The internet is a bit less of a wild west zone and facebook might not attract the very worsed of content as it is by its nature linked to your indentity but then, so was your IP to your account in my time.

    I quit after a few months despite a fairly high salary because there is only so much child porn, dead bodies or both you can look at.

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    1. Re:You wouldn't like it at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I quit after a few months despite a fairly high salary because there is only so much child porn, dead bodies or both you can look at.

      And yet the people on 4chan do this every day and _enjoy_ it

  25. People actully use their real names on facebook? by Ellis+D+Trippman · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This is news to me. Why would you actually want to allow anyone to track you, you're just asking for trouble.

  26. What a terrible job by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    I bet after being required to look at porn all day every day they feel mentally scarred and get really turned off of sex in their own lives.

  27. index sheets? by TheBigDuck · · Score: 1

    can't some bright guy write a script to collect all the all the images uploaded every day and put into a "contact sheet"... you could look at a whole swath of images in one fell swoop.. I wonder how many images do they get a day?

  28. Re:skool is not enough by ssintercept · · Score: 0, Redundant

    You are still in school, right?

    Yes, because, mr. great economist, if everyone was skilled, everyone would command large sums of money for their work.

    you would like to think that way wouldnt you...

    if all have skills then the demand would drop because of the over-supply of skilled labor.

    because, mr. great economist, if everyone was skilled, no one would command large sums of money for their work.

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  29. Getting a job at Facebook by shark72 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's revealing that the porn patroller featured in the article -- a fellow whose job is to view photos all day and press "yes" or "no" buttons -- is a Stanford graduate.

    This illustrates how many people apply to work at Facebook, and how hard it must be to get a job there. This guy got his degree from Stanford and took a job that could easily be outsourced to Mechanical Turk -- just to work at Facebook.

    For what it's worth, the $50K salary quoted might sound like a lot to those of you in the flyover states but it's pretty dismal by Bay Area standards. My first job out of college in the Bay Area, by comparison, paid $30K -- and that was 20 years ago.

    I hope the guy is buried in options.

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    1. Re:Getting a job at Facebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      one of the many reasons california looks more and more like a joke to those of us in "flyover" country

  30. Easy by aepervius · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Male nipple aren't that exciting and don't seem to be a primary atractor to female human, but the contrary, female niplle seem to be a very primary sexual arouser for female human especially with rising size, or the puffing of the nipple (showing sexual receptivity). So your point is pointless.

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  31. *yawn* by GregGardner · · Score: 2, Informative

    When I worked at Xoom.com (of the "free homepages" fame ala geocities) over 10 years ago, we had several people on staff with the same job. But instead of 'porn cops' we jokingly referred to them as 'porn whackers'. The biggest reason for having people paid to go through this stuff was to remove kiddie porn and report it to the FBI.

    1. Re:*yawn* by shermo · · Score: 1

      If they actually found any they'd have committed a serious crime.

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  32. Ok I'll bite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This topic actually got me onto facebook to search for some old pictures... turns out my now x-girlfriend's topless pictures are still there several years later after being posted (and yes, they have always been set to publicly available, we fought about it when she posted them since she's one of those women's rights... people). Unless there is something seriously incompetent about the employees or the algorithm presenting them with information to judge, I don't think they care about nipples unless someone specifically complains about them.

    1. Re:Ok I'll bite by Kinky+Bass+Junk · · Score: 1

      Link?

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  33. why do they care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    most profiles these days are private anyway. if you don't like someone's pictures there's the delete button. don't want to see a human breast? don't go snooping around public profiles for a thrill

  34. You must have a sad life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The post title says it all.

  35. Sounds like The Adjuster by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1

    There's a pretty funny film with an exaggerated version of this sort of thing as a backstory: The Adjuster.

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  36. When I was at MSFT by melted · · Score: 1

    I had to get a waiver from Legal so that I could download porn without repercussions. A part of the system I was building at the time had a non-recursive web crawler in it, and it did not discriminate what it was downloading. If the input contained kiddie porn, it would download that as well. Thankfully, my work did not require me to view any of that stuff.

    A good friend of mine works on spam detection in Live Search. Studying porn, malware, etc. sites is a job requirement for him, and nothing is exempt.

  37. Re:OMG!!! Nipples!!! by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

    Women are filthy creatures who should hide themselves in shame.

    I've got room for about 30 or so slim ones in my living room.

    I'll do my part to keep them out of view of society!

  38. Last part says it all by jhylkema · · Score: 2, Insightful

    . . . the $50,000-a-year 'porn cops' also keep Facebook safe for corporate advertisers.

    They wouldn't give a ripshit otherwise. It's sorta like how eBay doesn't give a ripshit about scammers, but woe betide you if you have the temerity to try and resell an authentic Burberry scarf or somesuch.

  39. Application by Joebert · · Score: 1

    Where do I apply ?

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  40. Joke time! by dr_dank · · Score: 1

    They don't want people who will end up filing for workers' comp for "tennis elbow".

    Reminds me of a joke...

    A man walks into a pharmacy to buy some ointment for his tennis elbow. When he asks the pharmacist what brand he recommends, he shows the man his new computer that will analyze a urine sample and give him a diagnosis. The man provides a urine sample and the machine reads "Diagnosis: tennis elbow. Treatment: Tiger Balm". The man tells the pharmacist that he wants to put the machine to the test and takes home a sample cup.

    He takes a sample from his wife, his daughter, his dog, and (for good measure) masturbates into the cup.

    He returns to the pharmacy and has the pharmacist run the sample through the machine. The machine runs for a while and spits out its diagnosis:

    "Your wife is pregnant and the baby is not yours, get a lawyer. Your daughter is back on cocaine, get her back to rehab. Your dog has worms, get him to a vet. By the way, if you don't stop whacking off, your tennis elbow will never get better".

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  41. Oh God will I ever confirm that... by pathological+liar · · Score: 1

    It's absolutely true.

    I did some work for an adult host years ago, a software gig. It had a tendency to fail under heavy load (cue +5 funny posts in 3.. 2...) but not with synthetic stress tests, so I spent a lot of time watching and waiting for it to fail so I could debug. Absolutely desensitizing, not just for porn but sex in general, and it persisted for a month or two after I left.

    Amusing side note: I'd never worked in the industry before and haven't since, so I can't speak to whether you can generalize these numbers to all hosts... I went in there thinking there'd be a bandwidth spike around 8 or 9PM local time. Primarily an American audience, so there was a 5 or 6 hour long peak period as a 2 hour window rolled across North America. What I didn't expect was that there's a similar peak period as ~9:30AM rolls across North America... our theory was that it was people with lower bandwidth connections at home having much better access at work. Or maybe they were just bored.

    In any case, if you need something from a co-worker early in the morning, ... knock first.

  42. Seriously, wtf by neanderslob · · Score: 1

    Look at the photo on this article, why would these folks ever want their faces attached to this job? Think of the following exchange that might happen at a party they attend. Man at Party: "What do you do for a living?" Tool that works for Facebook: "I enforce petty decency laws on people's personal Facebook pages" Man at Party "Thank God there are folks like you combating the posting of areolas and bringing this country back to Christ." Seriously, what do they think they're accomplishing? We're not living in Ireland at the turn of the 20th century.

  43. Re:Only sexism if pre-op tranies get breast photos by Cernst77 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You are one of these internet nutjobs that wants to repeal both the law against public indecency and go against our social norms, just because this one doesn't suit you.

    You found me! and conversely, I have found one of those conservative nutjobs that I would like to outlaw the existence of!