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Could Betelgeuse Go Boom?

An anonymous reader writes "The answer is No. In space, nobody can hear you scream. However, it might go supernova in the near future, if it hasn't already. I wanna see that, even if it would permanently disfigure Orion. Ka freaking bam!"

383 comments

  1. Nova Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Boom!

    1. Re:Nova Post! by beav007 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Where was the ka-boom? There was supposed to be a betelgeuse-shattering ka-boom!!

    2. Re:Nova Post! by Nakor+BlueRider · · Score: 0

      Headshot.

    3. Re:Nova Post! by auLucifer · · Score: 4, Funny

      It was only a very little supernova, also discovered by a very little astronomer

      --
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    4. Re:Nova Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Jedis are gonna feel this one...

    5. Re:Nova Post! by Z00L00K · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Seriously - If it goes supernova we should be a bit worried because it's close enough to drown us with radiation.

      If that happens all our petty bickering on this planet will seem insignificant.

      Of course - it's not certain that the radiation will be strong enough to kill off all life, but things will probably change a lot.

      --
      If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
    6. Re:Nova Post! by beowulfcluster · · Score: 5, Informative

      "Since its rotational axis is not toward the Earth, Betelgeuse's supernova would not cause a gamma ray burst in the direction of Earth large enough to damage its ecosystem even from a relatively close proximity of 520 light years."

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betelgeuse

    7. Re:Nova Post! by Keeper+Of+Keys · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Is that the sound it makes when a Hrung collapses?

    8. Re:Nova Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Is Cowardon a new particle?

    9. Re:Nova Post! by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Poor Ford Perfect. After earth, now his planet too has to die?

      Stupid hyperspace bypasses.

      --
      Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
    10. Re:Nova Post! by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      I'm glad someone mentioned this.
      What's up, Slashdot, who's been fuxing with the code? We are now overrun by some gentleman named Cowardon.. Anonymous Cowardon.

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    11. Re:Nova Post! by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Also it would take 520 years to get here anyway...

      But I suppose that makes no difference because the first we'd know about it would be the gamma burst. What we're really discussing here is "Has Betelgeuse already gone Boom?"

    12. Re:Nova Post! by magarity · · Score: 2, Funny

      because the first we'd know about it would be the gamma burst
       
      No, no, no, the first way to tell if a star has already gone supernova is by the change in graviton waves.
       
      Just need to finish figuring out how to detect those... maybe if we supply more power to the lateral sensor array...

    13. Re:Nova Post! by g253 · · Score: 1

      As I'm sure you know, his home planet was already destroyed, through no fault of his dad.

    14. Re:Nova Post! by moosesocks · · Score: 2, Funny

      Turns out it was Mostly Harmless.

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    15. Re:Nova Post! by Nursie · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, thinking about this rationally, I'm sure the Jedi could detect it ahead of time as planets in it's wake are destroyed.

    16. Re:Nova Post! by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      Nope, gravitational waves travel at the speed of light. They would get here at the same time as the light and other radiation from the supernova.

    17. Re:Nova Post! by stjobe · · Score: 1

      We believe we have a pretty good idea about a star's life cycle, so to determine when Betelgeuse will "go boom", we need to figure out what element it is mostly fusioning at the moment. If it's hydrogen or helium or even oxygen, we're pretty safe from a boom, but if it's silicon we might have to look out for a pretty light show in the not distant future.

      Either way, it shouldn't come as a surprise, and that we'd first know it from the gamma burst is most likely wrong.

      --
      "Total destruction the only solution" - Bob Marley
    18. Re:Nova Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but the "not so distant future" in the lifecycle of a star is orders of magnitude longer than our lives.

    19. Re:Nova Post! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Actually it's a pseudo-particle which arises from quantizing cowardness.

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    20. Re:Nova Post! by DomNF15 · · Score: 1

      It could be much sooner than that - what we're observing now happened 520 years ago at Betelgeuse, so it could have already gone ka-boom...

    21. Re:Nova Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor Ford Perfect

      That's Prefect, not "perfect."

    22. Re:Nova Post! by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      from what I understand neutrinos are what to look for as they supposedly travel faster than light but can't go any slower. There are giant detectors in old salt mine a thousand feet under ground (filled up salt mines) looking for just one or two a month that might happen to crash into water molecules on their way thru the planet.

      The question is would it be possible to detect enough of them to be sure it was from a specific place in space? The second question is how fast do they really go, if you have no other way to observe them.... it's sort of like observing highway traffic but you can only see car crashes after the fact, you can't see the cars driving normally.

    23. Re:Nova Post! by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      from what I understand neutrinos are what to look for as they supposedly travel faster than light but can't go any slower

      Neutrinos are not tachyons. Neutrinos appear to have some (small, non-imaginary) mass so they travel slower than light.

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    24. Re:Nova Post! by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      No, no, no, the first way to tell if a star has already gone supernova is by the change in graviton waves.

      Joking aside, would that be true? Wouldn't pre- and post-nova mass be roughly the same (minus what gets converted to energy) with the same center?

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    25. Re:Nova Post! by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      An overall change in mass is not necessary to generate gravity waves.

      --
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    26. Re:Nova Post! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Nope, gravitational waves travel at the speed of light.

      At what altitude?

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    27. Re:Nova Post! by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also it would take 520 years to get here anyway...

      The thing about distances measured in lightunits, causality propagates at that same speed. So if we see it happening now, for us, causally (not casually) speaking, it is happening now.

      It's just futile for us to try to do anything to stop it, because it is impossible for our reaction to have an effect on it for another 520 years (like sending a radio signal saying, "Frood, it appears that your star's just exploded! Are you all right?").

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    28. Re:Nova Post! by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      But it would also destroy Zaphod's home (Betelgeuse V). Now, Zaphod's just this guy, you know, but he's still the public President of the Galaxy, man!

      I guess we can just not panic and relax in the fact that, where the Guide is inaccurate, it is at least definitively inaccurate, and in cases of major discrepancy it is always reality that has it wrong.

      --
      Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
    29. Re:Nova Post! by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      That would still make her a girl with a larger penis than most other girls have.

      --
      Ezekiel 23:20
    30. Re:Nova Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frikkin Japanese! Get your head out of the gutter! No more tentacle rape porn for you!

    31. Re:Nova Post! by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Gravitational waves, by definition, are always at sea level.

    32. Re:Nova Post! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      > Also it would take 520 years to get here anyway...

      I thought they detected this shrinking just now, not 520 years ago.

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    33. Re:Nova Post! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is, michelcolman (1208008) is in a submarine?

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    34. Re:Nova Post! by progliberty · · Score: 1

      Well, technically the star is already gone, if that's going to be visible any time soon. Though interestingly if we could reach it within our lifetimes we'd have to go back in time to do so and so it would still be there, pulsating like some giant infected slug, lol.

  2. when it will happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's probably gonna blow the next time Lydia yells Betelgeuse 3 times.

    1. Re:when it will happen by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      Smuggling it out in her purse should dampen the explosion.

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    2. Re:when it will happen by kyriosdelis · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's probably gonna blow the next time Lydia yells Betelgeuse 3 times.

      Lydia the Tattooed Lady?

      Oh Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?
      Lydia the Tattooed Lady.
      She has eyes that folks adore so, and a torso even more so.
      Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclopedia.
      Oh Lydia the queen of tattoo. On her back is The Battle of Waterloo.
      Beside it, The Wreck of the Hesperus, too.
      And proudly above waves the red, white, and blue.
      You can learn a lot from Lydia!
      La-la-la...la-la-la. La-la-la...la-la-la.

      /ducks

      --
      I don't mind dating a girl that has been with everybody, as long as she had a good shower afterwards.
    3. Re:when it will happen by Ed_Pinkley · · Score: 1

      A bit off topic but well done. That song creeps into my head every time I hear about a woman getting a tatto.

      On topic: It seems to me there would still be a boom if you were inside the stellar atmosphere... It just would't reach us.

      --
      "Long time listener, first time caller."
    4. Re:when it will happen by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      Bah, if Betelgeuse was going to supernova, it would have happened hundreds of years ago!

      - RG>

      --
      Hey pal, this isn't a pleasantforest, so don't waste my time with pleasantries!
    5. Re:when it will happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's probably gonna yell the next time Lydia blows Betelgeuse 3 times.

      Fixed.

  3. Permanent? by Cor-cor · · Score: 0, Redundant

    How could it permanently disfigure Orion? Can't you just say its name three times and have it pop right back?

    Well, time to duck now.

  4. Probable cause? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Global warming.

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    #DeleteChrome
    1. Re:Probable cause? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or it could be a Hrung

    2. Re:Probable cause? by jmorris42 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Nah, even the Gorebots wouldn't go there.... but we can be certain it is Bush's fault.

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    3. Re:Probable cause? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Manbearpig.

    4. Re:Probable cause? by Ozlanthos · · Score: 1

      Flash....GORDDDDDOOOOOON! (slashdot no likem emoting via caps...maybe i can dilute the percentage of caps per sentence if i ramble on a moment or two in lower case?)....success!

      -Oz

    5. Re:Probable cause? by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      Hmm... but isn't is a red giant?

    6. Re:Probable cause? by Keeper+Of+Keys · · Score: 1

      Is that you, Ix?

    7. Re:Probable cause? by mikewelter · · Score: 1

      Naw, it's Bush's fault...

    8. Re:Probable cause? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was like that when Obama got here.

    9. Re:Probable cause? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Global warming.

      I guess the SUVs went there at night...

  5. Wow, Great Summary by Kotoku · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That is one heck of a summary. I really like how a line and a half of text is qualifying as a story these days.

    Is it THAT slow of a news day, or could no one else possibly outdo this clown of a submitter?

    1. Re:Wow, Great Summary by MrMista_B · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think the editors or owners of Slashdot are either 1) Trying to increase viewership by appealing to a lowest denominator (Star go boom! Big word scary! Chemicals are mean! Vroom vroom car!) or 2) Trying to deliberately weaken the readership for purposes I can only speculate that. That second theory is bolstered by the clumsy rolling out of 'features' during the past few weeks - breaking things that once worked, adding new features that don't, and in general doing their best to make the site almost more trouble to read than it's worth.

      Does anyone else have any suggestions or inside information? It's almost a meme now that 'Slashdot is self-sabotauging', but lately it's just gotten noticibly worse.

    2. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That is one heck of a summary. I really like how a line and a half of text is qualifying as a story these days. Is it THAT slow of a news day, or could no one else possibly outdo this clown of a submitter?

      or you could just lighten up.

    3. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is one heck of a summary. I really like how a line and a half of text is qualifying as a story these days.

      Is it THAT slow of a news day, or could no one else possibly outdo this clown of a submitter?

      or you could just lighten up.

      Or heaven forbid he could lighten up and read the fucking article. But if the summary is too short I suppose the article is TLDR.

      Yep. It is. I just looked. My God, it's full of paragraphs.

    4. Re:Wow, Great Summary by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have no inside information, but it's apparent to me that Slsahdot is trying to be the new 'Facebook' or 'MySpace' for geeks. Or something. I'm expecting any day now the ability to add tacky photos, weird fonts and poor layouts to your journal pages.

      Furthermore, I think that much of the original geek crowd is gone or mostly in lurk mode. So they are doing their best to attract a younger audience.

    5. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Allicorn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Show us your Warcraft main".

      Your case is proven.

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    6. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Show us your Warcraft main".

      Your case is proven.

      Your point being?

      - Nefarious Wheel, 40 years an IT geek, also PVP Geared 80 Mage, 80 Hunter

      --
      Do not mock my vision of impractical footwear
    7. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      In 800 pixels wide it's 7 lines of text.

      Not that it makes it any longer. And on a 30" it must be like half a line. Just saying...

    8. Re:Wow, Great Summary by bogeuh · · Score: 1

      slashdot doesnt make stories, its just nerds linking to nerdy stories they StumbleUpon. now they can summarise the story and link to it or they can attempt a funny and link to it

    9. Re:Wow, Great Summary by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Does anyone else have any suggestions"

      1.Lay down on the floor and throw a tantrum.

      2.Start your own SlashNot site.

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    10. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Kotoku · · Score: 1

      I understand that, but the editors pick the stories that make the front page. They could set their standards a little higher.

      I could almost take a slashvertisement over this! ;)

    11. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Furthermore, I think that much of the original geek crowd is gone or mostly in lurk mode.

      How true. Not that it was ever Shangri-La, but Slashdot did once have some interesting and informative discussions on, you know, technical matters.

      So they are doing their best to attract a younger audience.

      And making it another pile of useless shit like Digg or Reddit is precisely the wrong way to do that. A younger audience can be intelligent too, dontchaknow. Competing for the large but well-served market (if you can call it that) of the sort of drooling morons who argue in YouTube comments is ultimately futile.

      Shorter: we can has good geek site again?

    12. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Furthermore, I think that much of the original geek crowd is gone or mostly in lurk mode. So they are doing their best to attract a younger audience.

      I don't think they're gone, and lurk mode depends on your definition of it. If I'm sitting around with a bunch of geeks talking about non-technical stuff, I don't think that makes it lurk mode so much as everyday conversation. When we have technical discussions on here, the level of discussion isn't the same as a professional journal but it's very impressive for a public forum filled with a diverse technical audience. It's still a common occurrence where I see posts on here that give me insight on an issue that I may never have otherwise come across; there are even fairly profound anecdotes.

      I also tend to guess that people remember the olden days as being better than they were. I think the signal to noise in replies has gone up, but moderation takes care of that. The stories, well, frankly I've been here ten years now and I don't remember a time where people weren't groaning at a lot of the stories. I wasn't as regular of a reader back then, but I certainly remember vitriolic replies to every Katz story I saw.

      A lot of times I see people whine about stories on here, it's seems to be myopic assholes who expect slashdot to cater to exactly their tastes to the detriment of everyone else -- and expect top shelf journalism despite it being free and them making little to no contribution of any type at all. I've seen complaints about technical stories, hard science stories, what I would call soft science interest stories, stories about new products, lots of the stories about nerd or geek culture. There's really very few types of stories that seem to be without complaint; if slashdot went the blameless route, it might have three stories a week and it'd miss a shitload of stuff that's quite interesting if you're a person who's actually curious about the world. If you want to complain about the quality of the actual writing, then I suggest you submit more stories with high quality writing -- this is a user-driven site after all.

    13. Re:Wow, Great Summary by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Having "journal pages" was bad enough.

    14. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Errtu76 · · Score: 1

      Continuing to be OT, why did the scrolling through comments become so horribly slow?

    15. Re:Wow, Great Summary by mtm_king · · Score: 1

      My two bits on this thread is - there is nothing we can do about it - things change - especially the good things - IMO /. is still cool - but like I said - things change... Love you guys (and that girl that was here once)

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    16. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those of us that lurk, lurk because we've come to realize slashdot and its "all knowing" crowd is just a farce...

    17. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 4, Informative

      tacky photos, weird fonts and poor layouts

      Don't worry, they're currently hard at work on it.

      http://www.cs.drexel.edu/~jlg95/stuff/shittycode.png

      --
      "linux is just DOS with a UNIX like syntax" -- Galactic Dominator (944134)
    18. Re:Wow, Great Summary by vigmeister · · Score: 3, Funny

      The new Slashdot. News for nerds with girlfriends.

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      Atheist: Buddhist in a Prius
    19. Re:Wow, Great Summary by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      The twitter generation is among us. Everything that can fit to print in 140 characters.

    20. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The day I see Comic Sans on Slashdot someone is gonna freakin' die.

    21. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Quothz · · Score: 5, Funny

      That is one heck of a summary. I really like how a line and a half of text is qualifying as a story these days.

      That's what you call your executive summary.

    22. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      weird fonts? View slashdot in IE!

    23. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Digg is a user moderated site

      Slashot is a moderated user site with an agenda of open source.

    24. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Guitarsenal · · Score: 0

      Still at least 2X the IQ of DIGG, though...

    25. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trying to deliberately weaken the readership for purposes I can only speculate that.

      (tinfoil hat on)
      It takes just a little logic to show that this is the natural result of any advertisement supported media.

      First: consider who the customer is. Traditionally, the customer is the person or entity who pays for goods and services. In the case of advertising supported media, it is the advertisers who pay, so they are the customer.

      Second: consider what the product being sold is. The product being sold is that which the customers pay for. The advertisers are not paying for the media content, they are paying for the viewers' or readers' attention. Therefore, the audience of advertising supported media is actually the product, the media being offered is more akin to the capital used to create the product, such as machinery in a factory.

      Third: Consider what the goals of the media providers should be. The goal of any company is to increase revenue. In a free market this is traditionally done by offering a product that balances high quality with low price. Since the product is the attention of the audience, the goal will be to produce an audience that best fits the advertiser's needs.

      Fourth: Consider what the advertiser's needs entail. The advertiser wishes to purchase the attention of an audience that will be most likely to purchase goods and services based on the advertising. Therefore, the best audience from the advertiser's perspective is a gullible audience.

      Fifth: Consider how media companies could go about creating the ideal product. Since the best product is a gullible audience, then the media companies would be best served by creating capital that attracts and retains a gullible audience, with the "ideal" scenario being that the media itself maintains the gullibility of the audience. The advertiser pays media industry has a very unique position: Creating media that attracts and caters to gullible audiences is actually far cheaper to do than creating media that stimulates the viewers intellect.

      Conclusion: Since the primary motive of most corporations, especially publicly traded ones, in a capitalist free market is and theoretically should be to increase profits, it follows logically that creating sensationalist poorly written tripe is actually the responsible course of action for advertiser supported media organizations to take.

      (tinfoil hat off.) Uhoh... It appears that my wearing of the tinfoil hat may be just what THEY want me to do... does that mean that my theory is what THEY want us to believe???

    26. Re:Wow, Great Summary by lxs · · Score: 4, Funny

      Journal pages, friends/foes + geeks =

      OMG! Slashdot is the first antisocial networking site.

    27. Re:Wow, Great Summary by julesh · · Score: 1

      tacky photos, weird fonts and poor layouts

      Don't worry, they're currently hard at work on it.

      Something's only a social networking site if the poor layouts are the fault of the users, not the site administrators.

    28. Re:Wow, Great Summary by daveime · · Score: 1

      2 x 0 = ?

    29. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Show us your Warcraft main".

      Your case is proven.

      Your point being?

      - Nefarious Wheel, 40 years an IT geek, also PVP Geared 80 Mage, 80 Hunter

      Haha, huntard. They always fall for it.

    30. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I think you made his point. Hard.

    31. Re:Wow, Great Summary by stonewallred · · Score: 2, Insightful

      /. has journal pages?

    32. Re:Wow, Great Summary by GreggBz · · Score: 1

      I was wondering why it was less popular.

    33. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
      Yeah, Jon Katz was ... special. I just looked him up on wikipedia - seems like he went on to write about dogs. I especially liked how it says that his books "[...] have been met with a hostile reaction in segments of the border collie community. [...] Critics have faulted Katz for a fundamental lack of understanding of the dogs [...] criticism of the author intensified after he gave away his second border collie and had the first put down for behavioral problems."

      The more things change, the more they stay the same ...

    34. Re:Wow, Great Summary by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Slashot is a moderated user site with an agenda of open source.

      Slashdot doesn't have an agenda of open source. Maybe it used to, but not anymore. If it does seem like open source is posted a lot, it's because, well, open source is in the press a lot. Companies are cutting costs with the economy and one of the most popular methods employed is by rolling out new open source strategies.

    35. Re:Wow, Great Summary by confused+one · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, I think that much of the original geek crowd is gone or mostly in lurk mode.

      We lurk, we mod... We post the occasional idiotic comment just to see if anyone is paying attention.

    36. Re:Wow, Great Summary by jamie · · Score: 1

      Slashdot has always had an agenda of open source.

      (...we're for it.)

    37. Re:Wow, Great Summary by CmdrTaco · · Score: 3

      Ok we're both offtopic and deserve to be moderated as such, but this is very well said.

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    38. Re:Wow, Great Summary by cstacy · · Score: 1

      I think that much of the original geek crowd is gone or mostly in lurk mode. So they are doing their best to attract a younger audience.

      I suggest a sidebar/RSS that tracks the secret relationship of Cmdr Taco and Jeff to spice things up, and making the front page look like the Apple Store. And use some FLASH to shake the text around. And add lens flare.

    39. Re:Wow, Great Summary by kungfugleek · · Score: 2, Funny

      Star go boom! Big word scary! Chemicals are mean! Vroom vroom car!

      Yes? Yes? Go on.

    40. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the summary was a little shorter, I'd accuse Slashdot of trying to be the new Twitter.

    41. Re:Wow, Great Summary by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Well for one thing the star would actually go boom. Since a Supernova throws off a lot of it's mass it would no longer be in a vacuum and there would be shock wave and there would be a boom if you where close enough.
      I have to admit that Slashdot does seem to be getting less geeky and political all the time. Pay to many stories that are clearly politics are being listed as News or other things. Helpful hint if the summary has the words Demarcate, Republican, Green Party, Congressman, or Congress woman in it then it is politics.
      I think part of the problem is that Slashdot is hard to make money on. What precentage of users are running ad blocking? 80% maybe?
      So if the get more of the masses they will make more money.

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    42. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot, MySpace and Facebook are combining forces to start a new social networking site. It's called SlashMyFace.com
      Yes, the domain name is/was available. Yes, I did borrow this from Conan O"Brien.

    43. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      add tacky photos, weird fonts and poor layouts to your journal pages.

      Why not? The front page is already like that.

    44. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Rhaban · · Score: 1

      I hate this feature, it has nothing to do on /. /. is a site for nerds, and wow is way too mainstream to be define as a game for nerds. This kind of features can only attract pseudo-geeks who will whine about very non-game stories.

      That, and my server is not in the list (Sinstralis - EU).

    45. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can we see slashbug.png? I considered getting a screencap of my own window for inquiry as I've had those stupid gray bars in every comments section for weeks now. I thought, without reason admittedly, that I was the only one affected by the latest CSS garbage. Ridiculous what slashdot has devolved to over the last few years. Yet all the admins have ever said about it was something along the line of "lol hay guyz we broke the site again but we're positive you'll enjoy all the cruft, java and broken code because we think it adds sum rly kewl features!!111!!"

    46. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trying to increase viewership by appealing to a lowest denominator (Star go boom! Big word scary! Chemicals are mean! Vroom vroom car!)

      Or maybe its just you getting too old for this kind of talk. Grandad.

    47. Re:Wow, Great Summary by skeeto · · Score: 1, Funny

      I deal with the new Slashdot "features" by installing/writing Greasemonkey scripts to counter them.

    48. Re:Wow, Great Summary by IorDMUX · · Score: 1
      Well, TFA is at least an interesting read.

      I'd like to point out, however, that not once in the article are the words "supernova", "nova", "explode", "boom", etc. ever mentioned. One sentence from the article reads as follows:

      This could be a sign of a long-term oscillation in its size or the star's first death knells.

      after which the rest of the article goes on to discuss much less spectacular but no less interesting causes of the change in luminosity (pulsations, instabilities, a potato-shaped star that is turning such that the narrow axis is perpendicular to our line of sight, etc.).

      A tad sensationalist of a headline for what is a perfectly cromulent NewScientist article.

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    49. Re:Wow, Great Summary by bcrowell · · Score: 1

      Yep, that would be this bug, which, like pretty much all bugs in slashcode, will probably not get fixed.

      And then there's this bug, which they don't seem to be in any hurry to deal with. If you read through the comments on the bug, they add up to complete info on how to reproduce and fix the bug. The bug only occurs for stories in certain slashdot sections, because only those sections' CSS is messed up. So all they had to do to fix it was to copy the correct CSS out of the not-broken files into the broken files.

    50. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      haha, I didn't even realize I still had that one open. It was the same bug but screenshotted by someone else.

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    51. Re:Wow, Great Summary by bcrowell · · Score: 1

      1.Lay down on the floor and throw a tantrum.
      2.Start your own SlashNot site.

      Not a bad idea, in principle. Over the years, there have been several sites that slashdotters would talk about as good alternatives. I was active on the old kuro5hin.org site for a while, before they erased the whole database of stories and comments and started over again from scratch. A lot of those folks seemed to move over to hulver.com. Bruce Perens tried to do it with technocrat.net, which is now a redirect to his own blog because he gave up on it. There was also half-empty (what was the url?), which was cool for a while.

      The impression I got in the cases of technocrat and the original kuro5hin was that they failed because of issues with social dynamics. Kuro5hin somehow lent itself to a cliquish dynamic, where tribes got more and more hostile to one another, and it also seemed somehow very vulnerable to trolls and sock-puppets. At some point there was an infamous incident where someone got a hold of a picture of Rusty's (the owner's) wife and photoshopped it onto a porn picture. I believe Technocrat somehow attracted a nucleus of crazies (right-wing survivalists types, IIRC?), who dominated the site.

      Although slashdot is having some serious technical problems with slashcode these days, the truth is that they've accomplished something very rare. They've managed to reach a stable equilibrium, where jerks, trolls, and crazies aren't able to make things miserable for everyone. They've also built up the membership of the site enough so that on a lot of issues, you'll get comments from individuals who are experts on the topic. (Of course you'll also get 10 times as many people who think they're experts.)

      In the past when I've looked at Slash's perl code, I was always very impressed by how clean it was. However, they just seem to have taken a wrong turn with all the CSS and javascript features, and they seem to have zero interest in fixing bugs like these.

      What they really need is an option 3 to add to your list: admit they have a problem with maintaining slashcode, and open up the development process in the same way that X11 had to fork and evolve into x.org to keep from dying.

    52. Re:Wow, Great Summary by KlomDark · · Score: 2, Funny

      You must be new here... ;)

    53. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I got that same effect in Opera not five minutes ago.

      At least it's cross-browser shitty code!

    54. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new here... ;)

      Where is the "+1 Chutzpah" mod?

    55. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Kotoku · · Score: 1

      Oh shoot! I'm just one view of a PowerPoint away from becoming a CIO!

    56. Re:Wow, Great Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take this flaimbait mod, shithead! Slashdot rulez!!!!!

    57. Re:Wow, Great Summary by bruthasj · · Score: 1

      We should move slashdot to twitter.

    58. Re:Wow, Great Summary by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      weird fonts and poor layouts

      I think it's kind of cool that I see a huge block of grey space beneath your title bar, and the text of your post waaaaaay off to the right conveniently split up into one and two word lines. Good going who ever coded that up!

      I also love the Options button not working any more.

      What will they think of next?

  6. Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Betelgeuse by FudRucker · · Score: 3, Funny

    Its showtime

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  7. Yes by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 5, Informative

    The anonymous reader is wrong. A supernova would be accompanied by a large amount of shockwaves through the star, and a large amount of pressure waves. There would be no sound, in the sense that there would be no neurological interpretations of these phenomena, but they would still happen.

    1. Re:Yes by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      It would only count as a sound if it kills a mime.

    2. Re:Yes by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      The question for me is how long does the bad stuff last?. If the answer if less than 12 hours then I will be hoping it happens just after Betelgeuse drops below the horizon at 144 degrees east.

    3. Re:Yes by RsG · · Score: 5, Informative

      Won't matter much.

      First up, let me preface this by saying a supernova happening at six hundred light years is probably no big deal. Probably. However, there is some evidence that gamma ray bursts might be the product of a sufficiently massive star dying and producing a black hole, in which case we could be in trouble if we were struck be such an event at close range.

      But having the bulk of the earth between yourself and such an event would not save you. Remember that we're talking about enough energy here to be detected over intergalactic distances using fairly rudimentary instruments. That much ionizing radiation will cause sufficient damage to the world's surface on the facing side to ensure the deaths of everyone globally.

      However, this presumes that A) GRBs are in fact supernovae emanations, B) Betelgeuse will produce such an event if (when) it dies and C) the energy will be directed at us. There is some support for the idea that long GRBs occur as "jet" effects in two polar opposite directions, which would explain why we don't see them every time a star goes kaput. We need to be in the line of sight. If this were a common occurrence for the earth, it is very likely we would not be here at all.

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    4. Re:Yes by wfstanle · · Score: 1

      That and the ionizing radiation would destroy the ozone layer for a time. I have heard estimates that it would take a decade to 1000 years to fully regenerate. In that time, the sun would really harm life on earth. (How much harm depends on who you ask.)

    5. Re:Yes by LVSlushdat · · Score: 1

      I read somewhere that if the star Sirius, which is only 13 LY from us, were to go supernova, which I believe its capable of, we would have a serious problem starting in 13 years after it actually happened.. If I remember correctly the article, said that life on Earth would be toast when the light speed particle storm reached us... Anybody remember seeing this or am I in the early stages of Alzheimer...

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    6. Re:Yes by Opportunist · · Score: 1, Funny

      As compared to, it would be called noise if it created a meme.

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    7. Re:Yes by theArtificial · · Score: 1

      It would appear that the 2012 theorists have yet another event to consider.

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    8. Re:Yes by tftp · · Score: 1

      Anybody remember seeing this or am I in the early stages of Alzheimer [?]

      If you are, it must be a unique case where the memory is not lost but gained :-)

    9. Re:Yes by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Unless the burst lasts for 12 hours, it'll only destroy one side.

      So I guess it'll only weaken the ozone layer.

      And that's no big deal - the people in Australia and NZ appear to manage fine with ozone holes...

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    10. Re:Yes by DigitalWallaby · · Score: 1

      From what I have read, a supernova occuring within approximately 60 light years of us would be bad news. Obviously the closer it gets the worse for the Earth, but the environmental effects diminish to negligable levels after 60.

      The bummer is that we wouldn't know until it hit us.

    11. Re:Yes by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      I don't think you're in the early stages of Alzheimer's, though I'd worry more about that eventually happening that Sirius going boom in my lifetime.

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    12. Re:Yes by daemonburrito · · Score: 1

      Some GRBs are supernova emanations. There are several progenitors of GRBs and GRB-like effects, each with their own unique signature predicted by models. GRB Progenitors

      Sounds like you may have been out of the loop for a while. They've come a long way in detecting and observing GRBs in the past couple of years, and GRB signatures (energy, afterglow, and even quantum effects) observed match up with the models very nicely. They can now say what blew up with some certainty.

    13. Re:Yes by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 2, Informative

      Anybody remember seeing this or am I in the early stages of Alzheimer [?]

      If you are, it must be a unique case where the memory is not lost but gained :-)

      Inventing memories (confabulation) is a fairly common symptom of Alzheimer's disease.

    14. Re:Yes by kaaposc · · Score: 0

      However, there is some evidence that gamma ray bursts might be the product of a sufficiently massive star dying and producing a black hole, in which case we could be in trouble if we were struck be such an event at close range.

      We need to be in the line of sight.

      We are not. Rotational axis is not towards Earth.

      If this were a common occurrence for the earth, it is very likely we would not be here at all.

      There would not be exactly such life here on Earth. You can't say some other form of life (like gamma-rays-absorbing one) could not evolve..

    15. Re:Yes by Kentari · · Score: 1

      It isn't capable of a core collapse supernova. Sirius A weighs only 2 solar masses, about 7 solar masses short of the limit for a star to go supernova. However, there is a chance that Sirius B would accrete sufficient matter from Sirius A when it become a red giant. This would require a) that Sirius A grows beyond the Roche lobe b) that about 0.4 solar masses are transferred. I strongly doubt that condition A will be met, since Sirius B is far enough from A to be resolved in small telescopes (if you manage to cope with the brightness difference). According to Wikipedia, a similar system called IK Pegasi is the closest supernova candidate at 150ly. This system is also not yet in the mass transfer stage. We will have to wait for about 700-800 million years to see what will happen...

    16. Re:Yes by confused+one · · Score: 2

      You know there's no "side" to the atmosphere, right.

    17. Re:Yes by cstacy · · Score: 1

      The anonymous reader is wrong. A supernova would be accompanied by a large amount of shockwaves through the star, and a large amount of pressure waves. There would be no sound, in the sense that there would be no neurological interpretations of these phenomena, but they would still happen.

      So if a star explodes in the constellation and there's no women on Slashdot to hear about it, is the original poster still wrong?

    18. Re:Yes by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      But *we* are obviously not that other form of life.

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    19. Re:Yes by TheLink · · Score: 1

      You know the earth isn't flat right?

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    20. Re:Yes by RsG · · Score: 1

      *Shrug*

      I was never "in the loop". My interest stems from a personal gratification angle instead of a professional one - I like learning things. That does tend to result in my knowledge getting out of date however. This is especially true in fields that advance quickly.

      Back on topic, I was aware that GRBs originate from several different sources, and are classed accordingly. My post was going to mention this, but I deleted it for the sake of shortness and simplicity.

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    21. Re:Yes by Innova · · Score: 1

      Wow, 600 light years and close range in the same sentence.

  8. Nebulous by Penguinshit · · Score: 3, Funny

    This constellation ain't big enough for two nebulae!

  9. New doomsday scenario? by nesfreak64 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's 640 light years away (give or take). Would the neutrinos affect us at all? Is this another doomsday scenario? I would imagine that it'd be hellishly bright in the night sky. What does science say about it? I'm rusty on my astronomy, but it'd be awesome to see.

    1. Re:New doomsday scenario? by FudRucker · · Score: 0

      if there was a gammaray burst pooted in out general direction it surely would be doomsday, there have been mass extinctions in the distant past and it could happen again. have a nice day :D

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    2. Re:New doomsday scenario? by nesfreak64 · · Score: 1

      I've heard it's pointed away from us...or so they say. Can you imagine that though? Getting a sunburn at night, the night sky being nearly as bright as day?

    3. Re:New doomsday scenario? by RsG · · Score: 5, Informative

      Would the neutrinos affect us at all? Is this another doomsday scenario?

      Please, please tell me this was a joke. Please tell me you actually understood what a neutrino is, and were intentionally posting something absurd.

      In the off-chance you were serious, a neutrino doesn't interact with matter enough to do any damage. This is not a matter of any uncertainty. A single neutrino would have a chance of passing through several light years of solid lead without interacting with a single atom. Neutrinos are sleeting through your body right now from the centre of the sun; they pass through the suns outer layers unimpeded, and if the sun isn't overhead wherever you are right now, then they've also passed through the innards of the earth.

      Neutrinos can't affect us. Or the earth, or much of anything, really.

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    4. Re:New doomsday scenario? by GrpA · · Score: 4, Funny

      More of note.

      If it's 640 light years away, then it probably went boom 640 years ago.

      Which only makes sense, since after all, 640 years should be enough for anyone.

      GrpA

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    5. Re:New doomsday scenario? by nesfreak64 · · Score: 1

      Like I said, I've been a bit rusty on astronomy (add physics to that, too) for a while now. I was actually referring to a book (more then likely outdated, it was from the 80s) that referred to a scenario where a supergiant star the distance of Alpha Centuari from us going supernova.

    6. Re:New doomsday scenario? by John+Hasler · · Score: 3, Informative

      The neutrinos may cause an increase in cancer rates...

      The neutrinos will do no such thing.

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    7. Re:New doomsday scenario? by shird · · Score: 0, Redundant

      640 light years should be far enough for everybody.

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    8. Re:New doomsday scenario? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      The neutrinos may cause an increase in cancer rates...

      The neutrinos will do no such thing.

      Lets be thankful that the ozone layer would get a well needed boost, considering what we have done to it. And the auroras would be fantastic, once particles start to arrive.

    9. Re:New doomsday scenario? by RsG · · Score: 1

      Ah, ok.

      A supergiant going nova that close could be bad. Neutrinos wouldn't be the problem however - more likely it would be x-rays or gamma rays that would do Bad Things(TM) to the planet.

      As mentioned elsewhere, there is some question as to whether observed long duration gamma ray bursts are the product of dying stars collapsing into a black hole. If that theory is correct, the final moments of a supergiant's demise produce two "jets" of gamma rays going in polar opposite directs - the "burst" is actually a far away beam that we're coincidentally in the path of. An unlikely event to be sure, but statistically not impossible, and given a large enough sample size of stars, we're bound to see a few.

      The thing is, we see those events intergalacticly - stars dying in other galaxies produce GRBs visible here. Which should tell you how much energy they pack. At closer range, we'd be royally screwed. Though if such events were statistically likely, you'd expect life on earth to have been snuffed out repeatedly these past four billenia, which it has not been. There are a world of assumptions in that scenario, some of which may be disproved in the future.

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    10. Re:New doomsday scenario? by Viadd · · Score: 4, Informative

      The neutrinos from a core collapse supernova would be lethal to humans at the distance of Jupiter. Any given neutrino has very little chance of hitting interacting with normal density matter it passes through, but there are a LOT of neutrinos: about 0.05 solar masses of them.

      Furthermore, they are the first things that escape from the core (apart from gravitational waves) since they move at near-lightspeed and have very little chance of interacting with the envelope of the star. The big flashy special effects are driven by the shockwave from the core reaching the surface, and that takes hours. So if you were at the distance of Jupiter, you would have time to die from neutrino effects before the blast hit you.

      Admittedly, Betelgeuse is somewhat further away than Jupiter, and the only neutrino effects are likely to be a lot of very excited astrophysicists. But both Jupiter and Betelgeuse are much closer than 99.9999999999999999999% of the Universe, and much further away than everyone you've ever met, so the distance scales aren't that different.

    11. Re:New doomsday scenario? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Yes. A Neutrino is a zero without a rim.

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    12. Re:New doomsday scenario? by RsG · · Score: 1

      The neutrinos from a core collapse supernova would be lethal to humans at the distance of Jupiter

      I'm not going to put an obnoxious citation needed tag here, but damned if I wasn't tempted. That's the first I've ever heard of neutrinos being deadly to anything at all. I'm understandably sceptical.

      I don't suppose you remember the source for that? I'd be curious to see the details.

      That being said, the distance between the sun and Jupiter is on the order of tens of light minutes, whereas here to Betelgeuse is hundreds of light years. They may both be, as you say, close to us in astronomical terms, but that isn't saying much. Not when stacked against a few orders of magnitude, anyway.

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    13. Re:New doomsday scenario? by chill · · Score: 1, Redundant

      640 light years should be enough for anyone

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    14. Re:New doomsday scenario? by s-orbital · · Score: 1, Redundant

      640 light years ought to be enough for anyone!

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    15. Re:New doomsday scenario? by radtea · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That's the first I've ever heard of neutrinos being deadly to anything at all. I'm understandably sceptical.

      The neutrino emissions from a supernova would be lethal to humans out to a light year or so. Really. Cross-section is ~10e-40 cm^2, average energy is 1 MeV-ish. You work it out.

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    16. Re:New doomsday scenario? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I was going to reply with "work it out", but I see someone beat me to it. He even provided the necessary numbers, available on wikipedia.

      Of course, if you're far enough away to survive all the other particles, the neutrinos aren't going to bother you, but you're right, it's interesting to know that neutrinos could kill you. It gives you something of sense of the scale of a supernova. It's even more satisfying to be able to work it out.

    17. Re:New doomsday scenario? by RsG · · Score: 1

      It gives you something of sense of the scale of a supernova.

      Point taken. I suppose I didn't consider the sheer quantity of statistically insignificant interactions.

      That being said, I'd still like to see something a little more substantive on the subject than back of the envelope calculations (and that includes my own). It isn't that I doubt the math for the values given so much as I doubt the question of neutrino lethality is simple enough to answer that easily.

      I'm aware of neutrino induced fission as a means of interaction, and the prospect of mass fissioning of matter in the path of a neutrino burst from a supernova inspires both awe and doubt. Not doubt that the result would be lethal so much that the situation would even be possible.

      (And yes, I am very much aware that the other output from the nova would kill you at the distances involved, but that doesn't make the question any less interesting).

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    18. Re:New doomsday scenario? by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 1

      So exactly how would they kill you? Would it burn you or cook you or make you sick or what?

    19. Re:New doomsday scenario? by lordholm · · Score: 0

      Don't worry about the neutrinos, I have foreseen this and will start selling a cream that you can smear on your skin. This cream will cancel all the negative effects that you will suffer from the huge amounts of neutrino radiation that will embed the Earth when the star goes supernova.

      I happy that it will be sold at only $500 per jar, I would say a cheap price compared to the alternative of being exposed to huge amounts of neutrino radiation. Buy now, while the supplies last, better safe than sorry.

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    20. Re:New doomsday scenario? by julesh · · Score: 1

      Admittedly, Betelgeuse is somewhat further away than Jupiter

      And if it weren't, we'd be in serious trouble anyway, as it's radius is around 1,000 solar radii == about 47AU == about 4 times the maximum distance between Earth and Jupiter.

    21. Re:New doomsday scenario? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The neutrinos from a core collapse supernova would be lethal to humans at the distance of Jupiter. Any given neutrino has very little chance of hitting interacting with normal density matter it passes through, but there are a LOT of neutrinos: about 0.05 solar masses of them.

      You are correct (I would've said Saturn instead of Jupiter, but there is a bit of variation). What is sad is that you only received a score 4 informative, while the person who posted incorrect information (that neutrinos wouldn't affect anything) got a 5. So much for the benefit of moderation...

    22. Re:New doomsday scenario? by Ihlosi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The neutrinos from a core collapse supernova would be lethal to humans at the distance of Jupiter.

      I think if you're that close to a supernova, you've got much, much bigger problems than neutrinos.

    23. Re:New doomsday scenario? by dkf · · Score: 1

      Admittedly, Betelgeuse is somewhat further away than Jupiter, and the only neutrino effects are likely to be a lot of very excited astrophysicists.

      So... what is the excitation energy of an astrophysicist and how do they manage to couple so strongly with neutrinos?

      I suppose the leading theory might be to have them somehow emanate a variant Weak Force, which would make them be not really of this universe. Going by the few I've met - who were tending to be at least not of this world - the evidence seems to be stacking up...

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    24. Re:New doomsday scenario? by Meumeu · · Score: 1

      The neutrino emissions from a supernova would be lethal to humans out to a light year or so. Really. Cross-section is ~10e-40 cm^2, average energy is 1 MeV-ish. You work it out.

      Then it's a good thing the only star less than a light year or so away from us won't go supernova...

    25. Re:New doomsday scenario? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Really. Cross-section is ~10e-40 cm^2, average energy is 1 MeV-ish. You work it out.

      42!!

    26. Re:New doomsday scenario? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So exactly how would they kill you? Would it burn you or cook you or make you sick or what?

      The neutrinos would refuse to interact with your DNA. This in turn would make your DNA very sad and it would basically become all weepy and emo. Then your DNA would cut itself and you'd die.

    27. Re:New doomsday scenario? by anarchyboy · · Score: 1

      And the really sad thing is even if you've survived everything up to the last bang, while neutrinos travel close to the speed of light the X-rays and gamma rays would still reach you and kill you first so the neutrinos never get a chance. Poor neutrinos even when they're deadly they still dont get a chance to kill

    28. Re:New doomsday scenario? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      average energy is 1 MeV-ish

      And how these neutrinos are supposed have an ionizing effect, exactly?

    29. Re:New doomsday scenario? by muzicman · · Score: 1, Redundant

      That should be enough for anyone... Sorry!

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    30. Re:New doomsday scenario? by radtea · · Score: 4, Informative

      And how these neutrinos are supposed have an ionizing effect, exactly?

      Charged current interaction, which is one aspect of the weak nuclear force. If you think about it, electrons must feel the week force, otherwise beta decay wouldn't happen.

      Most neutrino detectors use see solar neutrinos this way: Cherenkov light from electrons kicked out by the charged current interaction. (The Sudbury Neutrino Observatory, in contrast, was also sensitive to the neutral current interaction, which is what made it possible to determine that neutrinos have mass.)

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    31. Re:New doomsday scenario? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      The neutrinos get a head start of several hours. If you are close enough they'll hit you first.

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    32. Re:New doomsday scenario? by oni · · Score: 1

      "There is a galactic market for maybe five supernovae."

      "Your supernova is powerful and well-formed, but in order to earn anything better than a C from me, it must be feasible"

    33. Re:New doomsday scenario? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      What would you like? An experiment?

    34. Re:New doomsday scenario? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      You'd get radiation poisoning and die. If you were far enough away your hair would fall out and your intestines would start to disintegrate, then you'd die. If you were closer you'd get cooked like someone at Hiroshima. Even closer and you'd be vaporized. Or atomized, really.

      Once you make up for the difference in interaction rates, neutrino radiation would have much the same effect on a person as x-rays or gamma rays.

    35. Re:New doomsday scenario? by Thoughts+from+Englan · · Score: 1

      It's 640 light years away (give or take). Would the neutrinos affect us at all? Is this another doomsday scenario? I would imagine that it'd be hellishly bright in the night sky. What does science say about it? I'm rusty on my astronomy, but it'd be awesome to see.

      meh - 640 light years ought to be enough for anyone

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    36. Re:New doomsday scenario? by Cheeko · · Score: 1

      Would be bright, not a doomsday scenario:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betelgeuse#Betelgeuse.27s_fate

    37. Re:New doomsday scenario? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      640 light years should be enough for anyone.

    38. Re:New doomsday scenario? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The neutrinos get a head start of several hours. If you are close enough they'll hit you first.

      Ionizing radiation can kill you without killing you instantly.

    39. Re:New doomsday scenario? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      I've heard it's pointed away from us...or so they say. Can you imagine that though? Getting a sunburn at night, the night sky being nearly as bright as day?

      We'll just tell your friends you fell asleep under the sunlamp.

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    40. Re:New doomsday scenario? by kindbud · · Score: 1

      It's 640 light years away (give or take). Would the neutrinos affect us at all?

      I doubt it. 640 light years should be enough for anybody.

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    41. Re:New doomsday scenario? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Here is an interesting paper that tries to analyze the potential consequences of neutrino irradiation.

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    42. Re:New doomsday scenario? by RsG · · Score: 1

      Thank you, that was exactly the sort of thing I wanted to find :-)

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    43. Re:New doomsday scenario? by Innova · · Score: 1

      Cross-section is ~10e-40 cm^2, average energy is 1 MeV-ish. You work it out.

      I just finished my third drink of the evening. I don't think I can work it out anymore.

  10. Insensitive Clod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Things will DIE!!!!

    What if it happened to you're solar system.

    1. Re:Insensitive Clod by James+Skarzinskas · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, who knows? It certainly couldn't hurt your grammar.

    2. Re:Insensitive Clod by CptNerd · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh noes, a lethal grammar ray burst!

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    3. Re:Insensitive Clod by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Oh noes, a lethal grammar ray burst!

      The result of the implosion of over 40 solar masses worth of English teachers.

    4. Re:Insensitive Clod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if it happened to you're solar system.

      No, you're solar system. What if it to, punk?

  11. Aliens better shield us with something.. by moon3 · · Score: 0

    The yield of such a gamma ray blast might x-ray and bake us pretty nicely, but it might be distant enough, hopefully.

    1. Re:Aliens better shield us with something.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time to switch out my tinfoil hat for a lead one.

    2. Re:Aliens better shield us with something.. by Kotoku · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When that happens we'll just have to say..Shit happens?

      I just read a story today about a lady who missed the Air France flight that killed everyone on board and then today died in a car wreck.

      I'm not ruling anything out anymore.

    3. Re:Aliens better shield us with something.. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

      The yield of such a gamma ray blast might x-ray and bake us pretty nicely, but it might be distant enough, hopefully.

      But there aren't any aliens around. I wonder if they know something we don't? What we need is a ringworld with the rotation axis at 90 degrees to the direction of Betelgeuse.

    4. Re:Aliens better shield us with something.. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

      I just read a story today about a lady who missed the Air France flight that killed everyone on board and then today died in a car wreck.

      Yeah I think Alanis Morissette is working on the song as we speak.

    5. Re:Aliens better shield us with something.. by moon3 · · Score: 1

      I used 'Aliens' as a hyperbole used to signify we have no means to protect ourselves against event such as this anyway..

    6. Re:Aliens better shield us with something.. by Xaoswolf · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, we better hope it happens during the day when the stars aren't out.

    7. Re:Aliens better shield us with something.. by Kotoku · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I have nothing of value to respond to that.

      I'm shocked and scared.

    8. Re:Aliens better shield us with something.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's nothing. I read a study once that found everyone who has ever survived a tragic event has at a later date died.

    9. Re:Aliens better shield us with something.. by PakProtector · · Score: 1

      Scrith would only block 40% of the Neutrinos.

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    10. Re:Aliens better shield us with something.. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Well you should know. I can't remember now. Was it the Pak who built the ring? Or another race who descended from them?

      If it protected the ring from the core explosion it should protect us from Betelgeuse at 500 light years.

    11. Re:Aliens better shield us with something.. by Plunky · · Score: 1

      Was it the Pak who built the ring?

      yes

    12. Re:Aliens better shield us with something.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a plot for a good movie.

    13. Re:Aliens better shield us with something.. by geoncic · · Score: 1

      Final Destination 6: Air France ???

    14. Re:Aliens better shield us with something.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, it looks like life imitates art?...

    15. Re:Aliens better shield us with something.. by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      It's already showing up on download sites:

      Alanis Morissette - Isn't It Still Not Ironic (Air France Cash-in 12in Remix)

    16. Re:Aliens better shield us with something.. by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Due to light pollution I can't see the stars at night either. Bring it on!

    17. Re:Aliens better shield us with something.. by dwye · · Score: 1

      > If it protected the ring from the core explosion it should protect us from Betelgeuse at 500 light years.

      Well, it hasn't, yet (for any story in the Known Space series, with the possible exception of One Face), because the wave of radiation isn't due for about 30,000 years or so. More than enough time for the Fleet of Worlds to make it to the next galaxy, if the Puppeteers choose to do so.

      Actually, I expect that by the time the wave gets too close, the denizens of Known Space will have figured out how to put entire worlds into stasis for the duration, then turn off the field. At this point, the only problem will be deciding how or if we aid the Outsiders and/or Star Seeds.

      Alternately, the Teela Brown gene will be so spread out through the human populace that someone will just luck into a way to avoid the whole problem.

  12. wow by Criliric · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For all of us so far its part of a sight that has never changed as much as the naked eye could tell, and yet to have it possibly change... it would be cool to see, but disappointing at the same time. What I'm wondering now is not how this will affect us, but how it would affect the potential life forms out in that area of the universe, if any at all... to someone or something out there is this the end of all life as they know it? the start of a new change if the ability to move civilizations has become a reality for them? or will this be just a dot in everyone's night sky that goes out, only to be recorded in history, but never having too much of an effect on anything major?

    1. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Betelgeuse is a very young star. It's only a handful of millions of years old. It is extremely unlikely for there to be any simple life around it, and no chance of any civilizations that didn't have the ability to travel interstellar distances on their own - as if they are there, they had to come from somewhere else.

    2. Re:wow by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 1

      Question: Are there any stars that would be candidates for life close enough to it that they would be in danger?

    3. Re:wow by Criliric · · Score: 1

      What if Betelgeuse is being used as the equivalent to our north star? For a growing planet that could change everything

    4. Re:wow by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      What, like earth?

  13. Where's the kaboom? by Bieeanda · · Score: 5, Funny

    There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!

    1. Re:Where's the kaboom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pssst. Over here.





      KABOOM!!!!!!!!111!!!




      kabamba. Fuck the filter.

  14. Oh noes! by w0mprat · · Score: 1

    No, sorry, not likely to be a in death throes, TFA states it is a potato shaped star that rotates every 18 years, thus it's likely an illusion.

    Not big enough and close enough to be a hazard to us? ... is it??

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    1. Re:Oh noes! by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      TFA states that theory predicts that it may be potato shaped. I don't think its actual shape is known.

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    2. Re:Oh noes! by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Potatoes come in many different shapes.

    3. Re:Oh noes! by tonique · · Score: 1

      It could be shaped like An Extremely Funny Potato.

    4. Re:Oh noes! by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Mr. Potato Star? Comes with attachments for hats, mustaches and gamma ray bursts!

  15. Poof by C18H27NO3+ · · Score: 1

    Would be a very interesting sight to see to be sure.
    My understanding is that the axis on which it spins would not force any gamma rays towards Earth's direction so it would amount to a light show and the loss of a landmark star, without danger to us.
    A supernova that close would probably afford us a great deal of insight into things we aren't sure about hopefully in this generation.

    1. Re:Poof by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that the axis on which it spins would not force any gamma rays towards Earth's direction

      That assumption relies on a lot of theory. One things for sure, if that star goes bang our theories will improve at a rapid rate.

    2. Re:Poof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In some countries the statement "Poof would be a very interesting sight to see to be sure" would suggest you liked to watch Gay Porn.

    3. Re:Poof by RsG · · Score: 3, Informative

      That assumption relies on a lot of theory. One things for sure, if that star goes bang our theories will improve at a rapid rate.

      Well, put another way, the theories have to be wrong in exactly the right way for the results to be hazardous. If they're wrong in some other fashion (such as our misjudging what exactly causes a GRB), then hey, no problem. If the theories surrounding gamma ray bursts and supernovae are right, we're probably safe. They have to be mostly right, but get the directionality of the burst wrong, before we're in trouble. Or the star would have to shift on its axis and point precisely where we don't want it.

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  16. Good, No one liked that movie anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good, No one liked that movie anyway.

    "That's BeetleJuice not Betelgeuse you Anonymous Bastard!"

    Oh, well I stand corrected. Carry on. Nothing to see here.
     

  17. You must be ... by cpu_fusion · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... new here. ;-)

    1. Re:You must be ... by MrMista_B · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, a beowulf cluster of sharks with frikken lasor beams on their heads scientology's Roland!

    2. Re:You must be ... by krenshala · · Score: 1

      ... correct.

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    3. Re:You must be ... by jamstar7 · · Score: 1
      But do those sharks run Linux?

      Other than out of the pool, that is...

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  18. Obligitory Hitchhiker's reference by gbarules2999 · · Score: 1

    So Ford Prefect would have his home planet's neighbour explode, too? (He comes from a planet somewhere around Betelgeuse) Pity.

    1. Re:Obligitory Hitchhiker's reference by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's not a supernova, you see, Betlegeuse was just in the way of an interstellar expressway.

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  19. What a show if it does... by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...rippling bands across the ground from atmospheric turbulence, razor-sharp shadows everywhere, with prominent diffraction rings around the ones from faraway objects. And a flaming rainbow streak, blue at the top, shading down through green to red, as it rises or sets in a clear sky.

    If my calculations are right, it won't burn your eyes; it would be roughly equivalent to looking into a 4-microwatt laser, not nearly strong enough to be dangerous. A 10-inch telescope could collimate it into a 5-mW beam, bright enough to see passing through the air, if only it were dark outside. The Palomar reflector would collect closer to 2 watts, enough to start fires and such.

    If it happened this month, most everybody north of the Antarctic Circle would be cruelly cheated. Any time from August through April, though, it should be visible in the night sky from just about anywhere but that same Antarctic. And yes, I'd be willing to drag myself out of bed pre-dawn for this.

    1. Re:What a show if it does... by tirerim · · Score: 1

      Not that cruelly cheated -- it should be plenty visible in daylight, even at its closest to the sun. SN 1054 was visible in daylight for three weeks, and was ten times farther away.

    2. Re:What a show if it does... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...If my calculations are right, it won't burn your eyes; it would be roughly equivalent to looking into a 4-microwatt laser, not nearly strong enough to be dangerous. A 10-inch telescope could collimate it into a 5-mW beam, bright enough to see passing through the air, if only it were dark outside.

      A show on the Discovery Channel tonight claimed that it would be bright enough for us to see during the day...no mention of any risks.

    3. Re:What a show if it does... by Cedric+Tsui · · Score: 1

      If it happened this month, most everybody north of the Antarctic Circle would be cruelly cheated. Any time from August through April, though, it should be visible in the night sky from just about anywhere but that same Antarctic. And yes, I'd be willing to drag myself out of bed pre-dawn for this.

      I don't think you're grasping the timescales here. Article says:

      Over a span of 15 years, the star's diameter seems to have declined from 11.2 to 9.6 AU

  20. Heart of Gold by BlackSabbath · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let's hope Zaphod or Ford weren't visiting relatives at the time.

    1. Re:Heart of Gold by julesh · · Score: 1

      Let's hope Zaphod or Ford weren't visiting relatives at the time.

      600 years ago. We're probably just now seeing light from the collapsing hrung disaster of Betelgeuse 7.

  21. Poor Ford by Xaoswolf · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I hope this doesn't mess up his home too much

  22. Oh no! by lord_mike · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hope this doesn't interfere with the Green Orion Women Slave Trade from Star Trek...

    1. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as I know the plans for the new interstellar highway has been on display.
      But I was to afraid of the leppard to protest...

    2. Re:Oh no! by PhetusPolice · · Score: 1

      Uhhh, have you ever seen a supernova??? They're a LOT prettier than just a star. Given, you won't see a twinkle in the sky, but with a telescope, you'd see something fantastic, even hundreds of years after it exploded

    3. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the Green Orion slave women need to evacuate I can accomodate a few of them in my basement.

         

    4. Re:Oh no! by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

      Actually the women were the traders, the men were the slaves. -1 geek point deduction.

    5. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just join the "100.000 against destruction of Betelgeuse" group on Facebook, and we should all be fine.

  23. Correction - not a supernova by BlackSabbath · · Score: 1

    Astronomer's have confirmed it wasn't actually a supernova it was just Disaster Area tuning up for their gig tonight 600 years ago.

    1. Re:Correction - not a supernova by bnenning · · Score: 4, Funny

      it was just Disaster Area tuning up for their gig tonight 600 years ago

      Please consult Dr. Streetmentioner's reference for the proper use of the Relativistic Simul-Past-Present tense.

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    2. Re:Correction - not a supernova by qc_dk · · Score: 2, Informative

      So is that "Disaster Area wioll onhaven be tuning up" or "Disaster Area weres beening tuning up"?

      Join the fight against time-machines. Crush the time-traveling grammar nazis.

    3. Re:Correction - not a supernova by Speare · · Score: 1

      Please consult Dr. Streetmentioner's reference for the proper use of the Relativistic Simul-Past-Present tense.

      I wioll haven did that, you insensitive clod!

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    4. Re:Correction - not a supernova by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

      I came here for the excellent HHGTTG references. /leaving extremely happy //not a robot

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  24. Nearby Supergiant stars by syousef · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...are candidates

    You get a lot of talk about how spectacular Eta Carinae would be if it went up. There's already been a Supernova "imposter" event...
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eta_Carinae ..and here's some analysis of whether it's a danger.
    http://stupendous.rit.edu/richmond/answers/snrisks.txt ...or has done so already
    http://cdsweb.cern.ch/record/246576/files/th-6805-93.ps.gz

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    1. Re:Nearby Supergiant stars by Mad-Bassist · · Score: 1

      Aye, my money is on Eta Carinae before Betelgeuse. There is a reason hypergiants are rare: their lifetimes are measured in millions of years instead of billions, and that sucker is over one hundred times the mass of the sun and puts out at least four million times the light. Good thing it's almost eight thousand light years away from us!

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  25. Finally! by iris-n · · Score: 1

    There are some jokes in the Hitchhiker's trilogy that are hard to get, but this one from the Restaurant took me the longest:

            "Did you know," interrupting the ghostly figure, fixing Zaphod with a stern look, "that Betelgeuse Five has developed a very slight eccentricy in its orbit?"

    So DNA was just joking about the impeding nova, giving a clue in the disturbances it would cause in its planets' orbits.

    Shit, I feel dumb.

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  26. New Sensationalist by Charles+Dodgeson · · Score: 4, Informative

    Somebody ought to go through back issues of the New Sensationalist and look at all of their predictions or reports of great inventions or processes "that will be commercialized in two or three years" to see what their track record is. I wonder if they can live up to the standards set by astrologers.

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    1. Re:New Sensationalist by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: 1

      Yes, "New Sensationalist" is exactly the right title for that rag.

      My initial excitement when I read the headline evaporated as soon as I saw where the story had come from.

      Note that they also have an article about Mt. St. Helens COULD be a "supervolcano!!!!!!"

      R-i-i-i-i-i-ght....

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  27. This isn't exactly news. by AbsoluteXyro · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We've known for some time now that Betelgeuse is a red supergiant, and we have also known that the red supergiant phase of a star's life only lasts roughly one million years, tops. Being that Betelgeuse is a few million years old, we can deduce that it may be well into it's red supergiant phase, and given that it is 600 light-years away, it is possible that the star has already gone super-nova (type II) and the resulting light from the blast has not yet reached us. Now I understand that the article is saying the star appears to be shrinking, however the star (like any red supergiant) has a history of expanding and contracting. Per the article, it could be any number of things. I really don't think it is anything to get worked up about. Not that sensationalism isn't fun.

    1. Re:This isn't exactly news. by Logic+and+Reason · · Score: 1

      ...it is possible that the star has already gone super-nova (type II) and the resulting light from the blast has not yet reached us.

      No, no, no. There is no absolute frame of reference for time, so you cannot say that something has "already" happened elsewhere if we are not in the event's light cone.

    2. Re:This isn't exactly news. by Jarjarthejedi · · Score: 1

      Why not? Sure, there's no absolute frame, but extrapolating our local frame out to distant locations doesn't hurt anyone. It's not really useful to do so (much more useful to discuss now as 'light that has reached us now' but there's no reason to say something hasn't already happened just because its light hasn't reached us yet.

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    3. Re:This isn't exactly news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if it has already happened but the light has yet to reach us then it has happened but the light hasn't reached us. For various theoretical constructs in physics that means it "hasn't happened" since it's outside of our light cone but it will still have happened already.

      Simple test: Betelgeuse is ~600 lightyears away, if the supernova will be visible to us in another 15 years is there any way for someone closer to Betelgeuse right now to stop it from happening?

      No, stopping the light/radiation from hitting us doesn't count, I'm talking about stopping the event.

    4. Re:This isn't exactly news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To answer your question, Yes, if it went supernova, we wouldn't know about it for 600 years. So if we see it blow up tomorrow, that means it happened 600 years ago. Talk about being behind the curve...

    5. Re:This isn't exactly news. by AbsoluteXyro · · Score: 1

      Light, like anything else, must travel through space, and it can only go so fast. That said, at this very instant, that is the state of the universe as it is now, Betelgeuse may be no more and we humans may be unaware of that simply because the light depicting the star's demise has not reached us yet and is still journeying through space. Light moves so fast that here on earth we consider things happening at the instant we see them, but that simply isn't true. There is ALWAYS an infinitesimal amount of time between the instant an event occurred and the instant the light (or whichever stimulus it may be) reaches your sensory organs. With the vast distances involved when speaking of interstellar space, the amount of time between the instant an event occurs and the instant the light depicting said event reaches your eyes can be hundreds, thousands, even millions of years. IN FACT, if we could travel FASTER than light, we could outrun it and, in essence, look into our own past. But that's a whole 'nother bowl of noodles.

  28. Oh no! by ggvaidya · · Score: 4, Funny

    Betelgeuse is awesome and very, very pretty - I'd hate for it to turn into another colour or vanish altogether. Isn't there someone we could petition to stop this?

  29. And boom goes the Betelgeuse by FMZ · · Score: 1

    nt

  30. No Boom Today, Boom Tomorrow by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If it's going to go boom, expect the signs of it to arrive in 2012 to coincide with other endings predicted for that year. And expect this to be a total insult to the Egyptian Pharaohs who seemed to revere that star above just about all else.

    Are we really sure we're far enough away to be safe? I've heard before that a supernova even dozens of lightyears away would be a very bad thing for Earth.

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    1. Re:No Boom Today, Boom Tomorrow by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      The ancient Egyptians revered Sirius much more than Betelgeuse.

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    2. Re:No Boom Today, Boom Tomorrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch the festivities if Sirius blows its top... Only 13LY away.......

      KABOOM!!

    3. Re:No Boom Today, Boom Tomorrow by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Fortunately Betelgeuse is more than dozens of lightyears away.

      I'm hoping you were joking about 2012, but who modded your post interesting?

    4. Re:No Boom Today, Boom Tomorrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe, but it's even hundreds of light years away.

    5. Re:No Boom Today, Boom Tomorrow by Ginnungagap42 · · Score: 1

      Betelgeuse is approximately 50 dozen light years away. We should be fine.

    6. Re:No Boom Today, Boom Tomorrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe, except this one is 640 lightyears away.

    7. Re:No Boom Today, Boom Tomorrow by powerlord · · Score: 1

      No Boom Today, Boom Tomorrow

      There is always a Boom Tomorrow.

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    8. Re:No Boom Today, Boom Tomorrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the Pharaohs, perhaps they knew something we didn't.

      He who can destroy a thing (Earth), controls a thing.

    9. Re:No Boom Today, Boom Tomorrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your post:

      I've heard before that a supernova even dozens of lightyears away would be a very bad thing for Earth.

      The wikipedia:

      a semiregular variable star located approximately 640 light-years away from Earth

      and to further illustrate...

      It is possible that Betelgeuse will become a supernova, which will be the brightest ever recorded, outshining the Moon in the night sky. Considering its size and age of 8.5 million years, old for its size class, it may explode within the next thousand years. Since its rotational axis is not toward the Earth, Betelgeuse's supernova would not cause a gamma ray burst in the direction of Earth large enough to damage its ecosystem, and also because of its 640 light years distance.

  31. Hey! by WSOGMM · · Score: 1

    Wasn't Ford's planet already blown up or something? Now his star system is going down the drain... that guy must have both the worst and best luck in a fictional universe.

  32. quivering ejecta by epine · · Score: 1

    It's likely that sound can be detected in space with the use of laser microphones. The sound won't be conducted through space, but that doesn't mean the ejecta isn't quivering, or that the quivering can't be neurologically assimilated.

  33. Oblig by Schemat1c · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse!

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  34. I can't wait by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    Never got to see a bright supernova but I do lament the loss of Orion. I chose Orion as part of my business name, and the logo even includes the three central stars: Mintaka, Al Nilam and Al Nitak. Got to love the old Arabic names of things.

  35. Great Collapsing Hrung Disaster by Antony+T+Curtis · · Score: 1

    Douglas Adams recorded a brief history of this catastrophe... It is only now in the near future that the light will reach Earth and that we may observe with our antiquated electromagnetic telescopes.

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  36. 640 lightyears away you say? by istartedi · · Score: 1, Redundant

    640 light years? That ought to be enough for anybody.

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  37. We should get rid of the AC -1 modifier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    However that doesn't mean that there aren't things that /. should fix. Your post is a case in point, a helpful realist perspective on the situation, but because you posted AC it stands at score 0, while the comment 'Having "journal pages" was bad enough.' unbelievably stands at score 2. The cause? Very simple, AC's start moderated at 0 instead of 1, which means even most moderators will not see them, so often they don't get moderated up even if they're good, or only after most readers have moved to the next story.
    Unfortunately, there is no a priori reason to assume comments from logged in users are necessarily better. I've been here quite some years and members also troll, flame, post incorrect stuff, inane crap, and so on. /.'s moderation system is one big argument from authority. Which is a logical fallacy, so I guess it shouldn't surprise us that it yields disagreeable results. After all, if a post is good, it should be able to stand on itself, and it shouldn't have to depend on the reputation of the poster. Never mind the associated webforum reputation drama, which is less pronounced on /. than elsewhere, but still something I would rather do without entirely. And then there are comments which are more wisely made AC to begin with.
    Anyway, to tie this rant up, to see the most interesting posts in a thread, you'd probably (statistically speaking) have to either browse unmoderated and be confronted with all the noise, or you'd have to click all the "n replies omitted" links and possibly still be confronted with the noise. /. has no moderation. It is really that bad. And there's a really simple solution. Why doesn't /. implement it? Is it really to encourage people to register? Well, given that most interesting comments are still, years since I first started to read /., made AC, I think we can safely say that it isn't working.

    1. Re: We should get rid of the AC -1 modifier by Chazerizer · · Score: 1

      I absolutely agree. Made my armor class 9, it did. That cursed armor is impossible to get rid of, and the kobolds keep smacking me around.

    2. Re:We should get rid of the AC -1 modifier by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      You can always just turn it off for yourself. That's what I do.

      Anyway, what did you not like about my post? It was intended to draw the types of comments the parent posted. I wasn't so much interested in griping as finding out what other people really think.

    3. Re:We should get rid of the AC -1 modifier by fprintf · · Score: 1

      Many of us who moderate have a rule not to moderate any AC, no matter how insightful. As per the moderation suggestions, I browse at -1 to undo any inappropriate downmodding. But I won't touch an AC because I believe my upmods are reserved for those registered and logged in.

      It has been so long since I fiddled with my settings, I cannot say if my view is the default or not. But I don't recall only browsing at 1 or greater.

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    4. Re:We should get rid of the AC -1 modifier by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Nevermind on the last part. I didn't see the post you were talking about until later.

    5. Re:We should get rid of the AC -1 modifier by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I would like rid of the AC post all together. It makes a great way to flame without getting a Karma hit. That and I think people should stand behind what they say. On Slashdot your not going to go to jail for what you post so protection from the man really isn't a good reason.
      Of course a lot of people will not agree with me and that is fine. They have their views and I have mine.

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    6. Re:We should get rid of the AC -1 modifier by networkBoy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you get rid of AC you'll get rid of lots of noise, true.
      you'll also get rid of people who post inside info...
      -nB

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    7. Re:We should get rid of the AC -1 modifier by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Yea sure like it is hard to make an account to leak. Besides do you really listen to "Inside info from an AC on Slashdot?"
      Talk about iffy at best.

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    8. Re:We should get rid of the AC -1 modifier by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      I won't miss anything if you read all the AC posts and mod them up when they contain all of these prescious leaks!

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    9. Re:We should get rid of the AC -1 modifier by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      You should check back once in a while, that 0 is now a 5.

      Seems like it works to me. :)

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    10. Re:We should get rid of the AC -1 modifier by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      Very simple, AC's start moderated at 0 instead of 1, which means even most moderators will not see them

      Wrong solution for what has been a suggestion from the first day moderation was added - moderators should read at -1.

      There are not too many posts from Anonymous Cowardons that I want to mod up when I have mod points, but sometimes I do.

  38. Near future? by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    We are speaking in galactic terms? How much it takes a star (of size/class/whatever) of Betelgeuse to go from whenever is now (from our point of view, at least), to supernova? This month? this year? this century? or the next millenium? All seems to be waiting to hit us tomorrow, and mankind could be extinct for long by when that star explodes.

  39. Relitivity by vikstar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    However, it might go supernova in the near future, if it hasn't already

    It hasn't already, because we haven't seen it go boom yet. Even if it is half a millennium away in terms of light travel time, from our frame of reference it will only go boom when we observe it to.

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    1. Re:Relitivity by Guitarsenal · · Score: 0

      Time to open the box and check on your cat now!

    2. Re:Relitivity by Spacezilla · · Score: 1

      How is this insightful?

      What you're saying today is:
      "It definitely hasn't happened yet."
      And tomorrow:
      "It definitely hasn't happened yet."
      And the day after, if we just happen to see it:
      "It definitely happened 600 years ago."

      It doesn't matter whether we have observed it or not, it might have happened already.

    3. Re:Relitivity by junglee_iitk · · Score: 1

      ... from our frame of reference it will only go boom when we observe it to.

      What happens when we close our eyes?

    4. Re:Relitivity by dgbrownnt · · Score: 1

      You may want to cover your eyes and ears. Some of us are going to leave your frame of reference for a moment, and do not wish accidentally reveal any spoilers...

      Put differently, Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve is broadcast in Seattle three hours after it is recorded in New York. You can deny that Dick Clark has yelled Happy New Year because, in your frame of reference, you have yet to observe this. However, you would be wrong. You are free to only acknowledge events that are observed from your frame of reference, but everyone else is also free to speculate as to what may have already happened from a different frame of reference.

    5. Re:Relitivity by krenshala · · Score: 1

      So, if nobody looks it will never go nova? Hmm ... now we just need to find a way to make sure nobody ever observes it so we can "save the earth" ... ;)

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    6. Re:Relitivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish I could mod this up. I think that popular science claiming that "things have already happened and it's just the light taking time to get to us" is a chief cause of people's misconceptions about space travel. If people understood even just that basic notion of relativity, that in addition to the light catching up to us, the instant of time when it explodes has also just caught up with us, since they travel together; then it would make a lot of relativity much more intuitive. People wouldn't think that we'll eventually discover an instantaneous form of communication that we could use to call Betelgeuse and ask how their star is "now", since there is no such thing as "now".

    7. Re:Relitivity by Karma+Bandit · · Score: 1

      No, he would never say the last line. Time travels at the speed of light. When we see it, it is the same instant of time when it exploded. Or more formally, the two events become causally connected the instant we see the light.

    8. Re:Relitivity by Karma+Bandit · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it would help if I logged in... we can all be glad that ACs cannot mod things up.

    9. Re:Relitivity by Karma+Bandit · · Score: 1

      Yes, but that's meaningless, and moreover you don't have to speculate. If the light has not reached us yet, then the two events (here&now and the ka-boom) are not causally connected. That is, they are "space-like" separated. You can show that there exists a reference frame with any time duration between two space-like separated events. So, in some reference frame, I'm typing this post *after* the light from the supernova has occurred. In another frame, I'd have to wait a billion years for it to happen. And all choices are equally arbitrary, including yours.

    10. Re:Relitivity by Karma+Bandit · · Score: 1

      Assuming you weren't being snarky, he's just speaking in the language of physics. Don't take "observe" literally-- he just meant when the light reaches us. If you were being snarky, then when you close your eyes, you'd be likely to be eaten by a grue.

    11. Re:Relitivity by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      How is this insightful?

      What you're saying today is:
      "It definitely hasn't happened yet."
      And tomorrow:
      "It definitely hasn't happened yet."
      And the day after, if we just happen to see it:
      "It definitely happened 600 years ago."

      It doesn't matter whether we have observed it or not, it might have happened already.

      You might want to read a bit about light cones. An event is considered to have happened in a frame of reference when information regarding the event can reach that frame of reference. So if we see it go boom at 12:00 tomorrow, then in our frame of reference it went boom at 12:00 2009-06-13. Not 640 years ago, even though it took the information regarding the event that long to reach us.

      Relativity is cool like that. It is _not_ intuitive!

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    12. Re:Relitivity by JrOldPhart · · Score: 1

      Wrong mod: This is FUNNY.

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    13. Re:Relitivity by junglee_iitk · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was just trying to be funny. But I assume you have confused Comic Book Guy with me.</snarky>

    14. Re:Relitivity by Spacezilla · · Score: 1

      Really? I have no idea how many times I've heard scientists say that if everything suddenly is dark, it's because the sun burned out 8 minutes earlier, yet what I'm hearing you say is that if the sun burns out at 12:00 my time, I'd see it at 12:00 my time as well.

      It's definitely not intuitive then, because the first thing makes a lot more sense to me. Oh, and is this only true for light or for sound as well? If I hear a gun shot from far away, is it then also true that gun wasn't fired until I heard the bang?

    15. Re:Relitivity by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Yes. In Relativity, there is only one time, and it is always Too Late.

  40. Near future by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1, Insightful

    [Betelgeuse] might go supernova in the near future

    Might blow in the near future? Or might have blown a few million years ago and we could find out soon?

    1. Re:Near future by Gravedigger3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or might have blown a few million years ago....

      Did the speed of light slow down again? Really you'd think they'd put out a chain-letter or something.

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    2. Re:Near future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupid /.'ers.
      How coult a chain-letter help move something as heavy as the speed of light?
      An online petition on the other hand...

  41. Gamma ray burst by hamburgler007 · · Score: 0

    From what I understand, a grb from less than 3500 light years away would destroy the ozone layer.

  42. Wait a sec by eclectro · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In your calculations you forgot the small factoid that it may be another thousand years before it goes supernova. It has brightened considerably in the past only to dim back down. It was Fox news (fair and balanced) that mentions it going supernova, not the paper presented at the meeting that merely states a 15% shrinkage and nothing else.

    So,you might would have to drag/dig yourself out of the ground to see the Betelgeuse supernova. And most zombies I know about are more interested in brains than astronomy...

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    1. Re:Wait a sec by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 1

      In your calculations you forgot the small factoid that it may be another thousand years before it goes supernova. It has brightened considerably in the past only to dim back down. It was Fox news (fair and balanced) that mentions it going supernova, not the paper presented at the meeting that merely states a 15% shrinkage and nothing else.

      Well, yes. It's been known as a variable for a very long time, and while I don't know how long its diameter has been monitored, it seems likely that its changes in brightness would be accompanied by changes in size. A 15% change in diameter isn't quite so impressive against a history of twofold changes in brightness.

      In fact, here's an article claiming that its diameter varies from 550 to 920 times that of the Sun (alas, the link the article cites is dead). They might mean, though, that measurements using different techniques yield results in this range, not that the actual size varies within that range. From the Berkeley press release:

      "Since the 1921 measurement, its size has been re-measured by many different interferometer systems over a range of wavelengths where the diameter measured varies by about 30 percent," Wishnow said. "At a given wavelength, however, the star has not varied in size much beyond the measurement uncertainties."

  43. chk chk ka-boom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I saw it! The fat red giant said to the red dwarf "Oi bro! you're perturbing my orbit".
    The dwarf star said 'Nah man, I didn't for shit, eh' and the other one goes: 'I will call on my fully sick planets, eh'. And then underwent gravitational collapse and chk-chk ka-boom!

    1. Re:chk chk ka-boom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you translate that please? I'm afraid I don't speak "young person."

    2. Re:chk chk ka-boom by smegged · · Score: 1

      Nah you just don't speak Kings Cross Bogan.

  44. Anthropomorphic principle by quenda · · Score: 1

    If this were a common occurrence for the earth, it is very likely we would not be here at all.

    Maybe it is very unlikely. Us being here does not prove otherwise. Maybe the earth is destroyed every thousand years, on average.
    In a miniscule percentage of alternative universes, people notice the planet has been safe for millions of years.
      In the other worlds, nobody thinks anything.

    1. Re:Anthropomorphic principle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've been watching too much stargate atlantis.

    2. Re:Anthropomorphic principle by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Speaking of which, if Betelgeuse goes, we're going to have to update the glyphs on all of the Milky Way Stargates and DHDs.

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  45. It's a new look by ScottBob · · Score: 1

    Voodoo priest sprinkles dust on Beetle Juice's head, and it starts shrinking. "Whoa. WHOA. WHOOOOOOOA! Hey, it's a new look for me."

  46. I don't think the submitter read TFA by kwerle · · Score: 4, Informative

    OK, I read the article. It says that the star has been shrinking and mentions a few hypothesis.

    None of them say anything about nova - super or otherwise.

    Some of the comments on the article do.

    Could we fire the editor? Please?

  47. Space Oddity by pinkushun · · Score: 1

    I think Townes and his team are excited because it gives a chance to look at a real supernova rockstar, or it's progression at least; if it happens at all.

  48. Way to go, Editors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Headline: Could Betelgeuse Go Boom?
    First line of summary: The answer is No.

    Seriously, why would I need to read beyond that first sentence.

  49. The great Hrung collapse by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    Should have paid more attention to that hrung. What is a hrung anyway? And why does it have to collapse on Betelgeuse?

  50. i wished i could by markringen · · Score: 1

    i wished i could see our sun go supernova :( i mean once we are all gone, and we could say a final goodbye to this place. when that day comes when i am long gone into dust, but that day i would be truly happy :P as my molecules will always live on, i hope my molecules enjoy the ride :D (what an absurd thing to say, but we are immortal trough our mortality).

    1. Re:i wished i could by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      as my molecules will always live on,

      No, they won't. They'll be broken down into their component atoms soon enough, and even those may eventually be split or merged with other atoms.

    2. Re:i wished i could by EmagGeek · · Score: 2, Informative

      Our Sun is not massive enough to go Supernova.

    3. Re:i wished i could by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

      ... least you forget that given long enough, those resultant split/merged atoms may go buh-bye due to proton decay

      Slow Space

      The Universe is near its end,
      the stars have burned their hydrogen.

      No more light or human eyes,
      sub-infrared, the wavelength dies.

      All that's left are black holes,
      where gravity has massive hold.

      These too are doomed to die,
      Evaporate to lifeless skies.

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  51. Boom! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Head shot!

    *TOENGGG*

  52. Don't Worry ... by carlc75 · · Score: 1

    ... its a love nebula! Plus, we're just the right distance ;-)

  53. There would be sound by abigsmurf · · Score: 1

    For one thing, Space isn't a total vacuum, but explosions like this would send huge amounts of gas shooting out in every direction. When this gas hits something, you'd get the sound of the explosion through the vibrations.

    You'd see the explosion, then, depending on the distance, a few minutes later when you get hit by the shockwave, you'd hear the sound. I've only ever seen one Scifi show/film which dealt with space explosions in this way; Starship Operators (they destroy a ship in a battle then get hit by the shockwave where they hear explosion and also the screams of all the people being killed in it).

  54. Could Slashdot Go Gaga? by buchner.johannes · · Score: 1

    "The answer is No. In slashdot, nobody reads TFA. However, it might go gaga in the near future, if it hasn't already. I wanna see that, even if it would permanently disfigure the Internets. Ka freaking bla!"

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  55. Never ascribe to malice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the editors or owners of Slashdot are either 1) Trying to increase viewership by appealing to a lowest denominator (Star go boom! Big word scary! Chemicals are mean! Vroom vroom car!) or 2) Trying to deliberately weaken the readership for purposes I can only speculate that. That second theory is bolstered by the clumsy rolling out of 'features' during the past few weeks - breaking things that once worked, adding new features that don't, and in general doing their best to make the site almost more trouble to read than it's worth.

    Does anyone else have any suggestions or inside information? It's almost a meme now that 'Slashdot is self-sabotauging', but lately it's just gotten noticibly worse.

    Never ascribe to malice, that which can be explained by incompetence.

    - Napolean Bonaparte

    1. Re:Never ascribe to malice... by Kotoku · · Score: 1

      "What Would YOU do in a situation like that!?" -Napoleon Dynamite.

  56. Calculating God by vix86 · · Score: 1

    *Obligatory Spoiler Warning*

    Upon reading the summary, I was immediately reminded of the book Calculating God. In it, the star Betelgeuse goes supernova and starts an end of the world scenario here on Earth. Where in, us and a few other alien races in the this sector of the Milky Way are saved by "god."

  57. Hehe by omuls+are+tasty · · Score: 1

    I failed to notice that on the frost piss, but saw it somewhere below. I thought "wow, look at this mean hax0r, he's got his own anonymous handle on Slashdot". It turns out it's just Slashdot farting once again. How disappointing.

  58. How do we prepare? by Pagey123 · · Score: 1

    This is one of those times where I am reminded that the vast amount of time and distance involved in any event like this make it most difficult to prepare for. Assume for the sake of argument that we know some event like this could truly destroy the human race (or at the very least do something very malicious to the vast majority of us and our environment). Now, how do we, as a species, go about preparing? If the star has already exploded, we'll have no way of knowing until the light has traveled X number of light years. Thus any preparations we might make could very well be in vain and terribly incomplete. Also let us assume we had some way of knowing that the star had not yet exploded. Do we begin the massive (and we'll assume expensive) task of putting some sort of elaborate emergency procedures in place? Assuming we did, who's to say that in 600 years our descendants would be able to take advantage of such countermeasures? Hell, they may have wiped themselves our 200 years earlier because they decided it was finally a good idea to start lobbing nukes at one another! Just another remind (to me) that we're pretty small, insignificant dots floating around at the complete mercy of forces we are just beginning to understand and appreciate.

  59. Oblig Star Control by improfane · · Score: 1

    I hope not because the Syreen live there and you know, what's not to love about scantily clad blue space women?

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    1. Re:Oblig Star Control by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      Knives. Definitely the knives that are part of their uniform. And the major mushroom problem that destroyed their homeworld.

  60. The Internet Meme is you! by gadlaw · · Score: 1

    The Internet Meme of which you are referring is the meme of the wailing site member whining that this site or that site is going downhill - going to he'll in a handbasket or that the quality of submissions has fallen. - It's user submissions! Submit Brother!

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  61. Call me old fashioned ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I am interested in the ramifications in regards to astrology, specifically Egypt and the Pyramids. The end is near ...

  62. ANTHROPIC principle by Mjec · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's called the antrhopic principle.

    The anthropomorphic principle would be that the stars are smiling on us...

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    1. Re:ANTHROPIC principle by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's called the antrhopic principle.

      At least you got it right in the link and subject. That's what really matters.

      The mistakes we most regret are the ones we make while correcting others. I know; I've done it too.

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    2. Re:ANTHROPIC principle by quenda · · Score: 1

      Did I really say that? Damn no editing on /.!

      It's called the antrhopic

      At least we have Schadenfreude. Is there some rule of the universe that every post with a spelling/grammar/typo correction will have an error of it's own?
      I put that apostrophe in, so the universe doesn't need to insert a more cerious error.

  63. BAYXPLOSIONS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It could be a great Michael Bay movie!

    BA BLA BLOOOOOM!

  64. Gravity Waves by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1, Informative

    No, no, no, the first way to tell if a star has already gone supernova is by the change in graviton waves.

    I know you are trying to be funny but if there are gravity waves (possibly transmitted by gravitons) they would still arrive at the speed of light much like the visible and other EM radiation with very little lead time, if any. These are predicted by General Relativity and as such cannot violate relativity's golden "no information faster than light" causality rule. Even if the current gravity wave detectors were sensitive enough to detect any gravity waves it would be an after the fact detection since it takes thme time to analyse the data and so they would undoubtedly use the visible artifact to search a region of data carefully.

    1. Re:Gravity Waves by maxwell+demon · · Score: 0

      Of course all this only applies to vacuum. For example, the light of the sun needs much longer from the center of the sun to its surface, than from the surface to the earth, despite the fact that the first distance is much shorter.

      I don't know where exactly gamma ray bursts are produced during a supernova, but if there's a substantial matter in between, I could imagine that they take longer than gravitational waves (gravitational waves might also be affected, but since their interaction with matter is much weaker, I'd expect them to be less affected).

      Moreover it might just be that gravitational waves are produced earlier than gamma rays.

      Now I'm no astrophysicist, so I cannot tell if any of those possibilities applies. However, in the supernova SN 1987A, Neutrinos arrived about three hours before visible light, and since we now know that neutrinos are massless and therefore slower than light in vacuum, and therefore, for all we know, also slower than gravitational waves, it's not unimagniable that gravitational waves would arrive first.

      To be sure, ask an astrophysicist.

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    2. Re:Gravity Waves by KasperMeerts · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The fact that light from the core takes a lot more time to reach the surface than from the surface to the earth has a completely different reason.

      In fact, neutrinos aren't massless which means they are slower than light. The only reason the neutrinos arrived first is because of the way supernovas work. The neutrinos get emitted as soon as the core collapses but the first visible light only appears as soon as the shockwave from the collapse gets to the surface.

      Disclaimer: I'm not yet an astrophysicist, but I did ace my cosmology exam yesterday

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    3. Re:Gravity Waves by 3vi1 · · Score: 1

      >> I'm not yet an astrophysicist, but I did ace my cosmology exam yesterday

      What does "50 ways to please your man." have to do with astrology?

      But a serious question: Over distance, wouldn't the visible light catch up to the neutrinos?

    4. Re:Gravity Waves by mrdoogee · · Score: 1

      Now I'm no astrophysicist, so I cannot tell if any of those possibilities applies.

      Why is it that when I read that, I imagined you saying it in an "aw shucks" Matlock style:

      "Now, ya Honor.... I ain't one of them big city Astrophysicists...."

    5. Re:Gravity Waves by KasperMeerts · · Score: 1

      p>But a serious question: Over distance, wouldn't the visible light catch up to the neutrinos?

      Sure, but over what distances are we speaking here? A neutrino created in a supernova would go about a trillionth of a meter per second slower than light, so even if they did a race across the universe( 80 billion lightyears), the neutrino would only be 60 km behind!

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    6. Re:Gravity Waves by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      Neutrinos arrived about three hours before visible light

      True - but unless things have improved dramatically since I last heard a talk from LIGO it would need to arrive days, weeks or even months in advance! Gravity wave detectors measure vibrations and have to have an incredibly complex understanding of their noise. This takes time.

    7. Re:Gravity Waves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that the weakness of gravitation compared to electromagnetism and that there is a lot of mass-energy distributed over the sky that we don't see at all (because it does not experience electromagnetism) or that we don't see very well (diffuse gas that has thermalized with the CMBR).

      The latter introduces an unknown amount of noise if it isn't as diffuse as expected, particularly if stellar and even planetary DM halos are pervasive and dynamic. If the mass-energy is largely diffuse between the source and us, which is the current expectation, the amount of scattering of gravitational waves will be small.

      The signal weakness is the source of two difficulties. Firstly, you have to subtend a relatively large part of the (slightly non-spherical) gravitational waves emanating from the object under study, which is analogous to having a larger effective telescope to look at extremely dim objects. The "bright" side of this is that there ought to be high energy sources of gravitational waves distributed across the sky, where the power involved is a small (<< 1e4) multiple of that of the total electromagnetic power radiated by a typical star. Secondly, the amount of localized stretching of space-time is very small ("amplitude", h), which makes observing it difficult, since an observer effectively has to look for a small difference in clock-tick-rate within the detector as the gravitational wave propagates over it. The differences are small (for a high-energy system you (as an observer at rest with respect to the detector but at sufficient distance to be unaffected by the wave ) will be looking for a frequency slow down of << 1e-18 in the detector between trough and peak of the wave).

      There are also theoretical questions about whether gravitational waves quantize, what the wavelengths of gravitons emitted by various events would be, and how they propagate through expanding space and curved space-time, all of which we have practical bounds for when searching for photons or neutrinos emitted from events under study.

      Gravity wave detectors measure vibrations

      Gravitational wave detectors measure deformations of space-time. The usual approach to this is to study frequency because of how we conventionalize space-time maps.

      1. Choose a frame wherein you are locally at rest, and at rest with respect to the CMBR, and have an extremely clear field of view of the cosmos.

      2. Set your high-precision local clock to 0.

      3. Make a snapshot planar slice through the space you observe.

      4. Compare your high-precision local clock with the ticks you can observe across the planar slice.

      5. The difference between your local high-precision clock and the comparable clock observed at each (x,y) 2-space coordinate is the time component of your space-time map. A slower clock at (x,y) corresponds to positive 3-space-time curvature; a faster clock at (x,y) corresponds to negative curvature. You can normalize this to an (x,y,t) 3-space-time map where t is a timescale starting at your local clock's "0" and representing the time at the various (x,y) points in space taking into account the differences in ticking.

      6. Iterate steps 3 to 5, and notice two things:

      6a. the size of the planar slice has to be adjusted because of the metric expansion of space moves all the largest-scale visible landmarks away from one another;

      6b. that there is a high correspondence between persistent positive curvature near visible sources of mass-energy (planar cross-sections of galactic clusters, galaxies, stars...), there are also persistent slowdowns of the clock-ticking (i.e., positive curvature) in areas with no visible mass-energy, particularly near galaxies (and maybe near stars), and there is a small persisting negative curvature in areas of your 2-space removed from these large clumps of seen and unseen masses.

      A gravitational wave in this 3-space-time would be observed by you at rest above the 2-s

  65. Only if they exist by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Nope, gravitational waves travel at the speed of light.

    Assuming they exist at all...which has not yet been proven.

    1. Re:Only if they exist by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes it was.
      From the linked page:

      The good agreement between the observed value and the theoretically calculated value of the orbital path can be seen as an indirect proof of the existence of gravitational waves.

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    2. Re:Only if they exist by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      That's awesome. They should win a Nobel Prize for that.

      Oh wait....

    3. Re:Only if they exist by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      Assuming they exist at all...which has not yet been proven.

      And assuming that our assumption that they travel at the speed of light is also correct. Given our history of wrong assumptions I would assume the probability is low...

    4. Re:Only if they exist by turgid · · Score: 1

      Assuming they exist at all...which has not yet been proven.

      It's incredibly unlikely that they don't, since otherwise the entire universe doesn't work and is just a movie show put on by the Illuminati to keep us preoccupied while they take all our money and bring the antichrist. I blame Prince Philip. He's Greek. And the Queen is German.

    5. Re:Only if they exist by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      They are a prediction of GR - they cannot travel faster than light. If we discover that they do then they are not the gravitational waves that are predicted but something else (and far more exciting!).

  66. Hard to do by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    ...so to determine when Betelgeuse will "go boom", we need to figure out what element it is mostly fusioning at the moment.

    This is hard to do. Although I'm a particle physicist, not an astronomer, I say some recent articles about a star "unexpectedly" exploding despite its hydrogen rich outer atmosphere. What you need to know is what elements are being burnt in the core which (apparently) are not necessarily the elements are present in the outer atmosphere of the star.

    1. Re:Hard to do by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't a spectrograph tell us that?

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    2. Re:Hard to do by Teancum · · Score: 1

      The stellar spectrum would only tell you what is present in both the outer layers of the star and the "atmosphere" that surrounds the star.

      We can identify the elements of the Sun in this fashion, where both incandescent gasses (glowing because they are hot) and absorption of the light takes place. See also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spectrum_analysis

      What we do know, however, is that Betelgeuse is no longer a main sequence star on the HR Diagram and is clearly a dying star. The question here is to determine how far along the path of stellar core depletion has taken place, and if tertiary fusion reactions beyond the carbon burning is happening. As each successive element "ignites" on the way to an iron core, the star becomes increasingly hotter in its core.

      That is where knowing the "color" of the star is useful, but it won't give away the details of the interior in such an elegant fashion. Nice try, however.

      If you carefully plot this star on the HR diagram and notice a substantial change over time, now that would be something worth paying attention to, and could be a warning that the star is about to go supernova. That is in part what the New Scientist article is trying to describe... and that the star is close enough that high resolution telescopes can pick out details beyond treating the star like a point-source of light, so we can glean a little more information than similar stars that are much more distant.

  67. Be gald for the user ID by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    I'm just glad that users have the ID number after their name - otherwise Slashdot would be insulting me everytime I post.

  68. Glad! by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Dammit - glad, not gald!

    1. Re:Glad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      at least its not geld, thats got to hurt

    2. Re:Glad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      at least its not geld, thats got to hurt

      How's the wether by the way?

  69. Beetle Juice (1988) by myspace-cn · · Score: 1

    I thought it was a dyslexic Beetle Juice going to go boom.

  70. For those that say sound can't travel in space: by BigGar' · · Score: 1

    It apparently can; if its low enough * & loud enough:
    http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2003/09sep_blackholesounds.htm

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  71. Show us! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Show us ur warcraft main's tits!

  72. distance by kel-tor · · Score: 1

    The distance to Betelgeuse is not known with precision but if this is assumed to be 640 light years- wikipedia

    In 1369 AD there was still a star where betelgeuse is susposed to be, but it may go nova before Columbus heads of for Haiti in the next century (verb tense: future past imperfect).
    Rigel is 700-900 light years away (years ago)
    Epsilon Orionis 1300 ly
    Gamma Orionis 250 ly

    All are part of orions belt, and looking up at the sky I see them all at the same time, but its an illusion. Like one of those pictures where perspective makes it look like a person is taller than a building, or holding up the moon. Whatever happened to Betelgeuse in 1400 is shown in the same view of Orion next to an image of Gamma Orionis from 1759, and a picture of Epsilon Orionis from the 700's and without using photoshop.

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  73. Hopefully :) by ZeRu · · Score: 1

    I hope it will, I want to see a supernova explosion within my lifetime. I suspect it would be even more spectacular than the supernova from 1006.

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  74. How is novva formed? by autophile · · Score: 1

    How is novva formed? How star get expladed?

    They need to do way instain journalists> who kill thier starrs. becuse these starrs cant frigth back it was on the news this mroing a journalist in fox who had kill her three braincells . they are taking the three braincells back to new york too jon stewart to rest my pary are with the Orion who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

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  75. Who cares if it could by sunking2 · · Score: 1

    The real question is has it already.

  76. It wont matter by up2ng · · Score: 1

    Whatever we see happened 600 years ago, so it may have happened already.
    Betelgeuse is 600 Light Years away

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  77. Tharg Is Snacking by meehawl · · Score: 1
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  78. According to J.J. Abrams.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are all doomed, since in the new Star Trek movie we learn that supernovas are capable of destroying the entire Milky Way galaxy and must be stopped by time traveling aliens.

  79. All right, all right. by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 1

    I should have said "If it happened around this time of the year".

    No, I'm not counting my supernovae before they hatch.

  80. Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse... by khelms · · Score: 1

    It's showtime!

  81. Is this how little we know about astrophysics? by rbrander · · Score: 1

    I'd have thought, with all the decades of observations, all the heavy-duty models we have of stellar evolution, that there would soon (or already) be figures for:

    * The odds of this being a mild variability vs the odds on it being a stellar collapse as it switches fuels to one further up the periodic table;

    * If it is undergoing a collapse, the odds on it being the "Last collapse" when it's already burned down to iron.

    Cumulating in some distinguished-looking talking head saying "unfortunately, it's only 3% likely that we'll see it supernova in the next 50 years". Or whatever the number is.

    I mean, the whole *galaxy* (~2x10^13 cu.ly) supposedly only gets one of these shows every century, and we're just inside a sphere of 10^7 cu.ly in volume around Betelgeuse, that's one two-millionth of the galaxy. The last Big One on record was the Crab Nebula (observed 1054 AD), ten times further away. We probably miss half of them that are on the other side of the galactic centre.

    What I'm saying is, the odds against us getting this good a show are, well...I won't say the "A" word. So I don't want to get my hopes up.

    Funny story, I read an article on supernovas once, which pointed out that if a star as close as mere dozens of ly were to blow, we'd all be fried. It actually ended with "The perfect candidate would be the red giant Betelgeuse, 600 ly away, far enough to be completely safe, while close enough to put on a mind-boggling show bright enough to read by."

  82. But I like Orion by Tybalt_Capulet · · Score: 1

    I mean, seriously, the Pyramids of Giza won't line up to anything anymore, neither will those Aztec ones, and that's not the only problem, the stars are cool.

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  83. Orion's belt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would be a shame if one of those stars on Orion's belt burned out, because Orion's pants would fall down!

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  84. No they were not by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    The Nobel Prize was for discovering a binary pulsar that can be used to test GR. Indeed such systems have been shown to lose energy in a manner consistent with GR predictions of gravitational waves. However that does NOT mean that gravitational waves have been discovered. All it means is that whatever mechanism they have to lose energy is consistent with gravitational waves. Until we actually detect gravitational waves on Earth we cannot be certain that they exist.

    1. Re:No they were not by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      And when a gravitational wave detector gives us a signal, we also "only" know that whatever mechanism caused that signal is consistent with GR predictions of gravitational waves. And the same is true of every other way we could test them. Note that a scientific fact is never absolutely proven, any scientific "proof" is nothing but sufficient evidence to dismiss all known reasonable alternatives.

      So unless there is another reasonable theory correctly predicting the energy loss of the pulsars without gravitational waves, gravity waves are as proven as a scientific fact can be. Do you know such an alternative theory? (And no, "some other mechanism might be in effect" isn't such a theory, because it doesn't explain the rate, while GR predicted gravitational wave loss does).

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  85. Night sky? by relaxinparadise · · Score: 1

    Being that it's relatively close, would it affect the night sky by making it bright as day for some time? Also, any guesses as to what color would it be?