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We're In the Midst of a Literacy Revolution

Mike Sauter sends in a piece from Wired profiling research by Andrea Lunsford, a professor of writing and rhetoric at Stanford, from which she concludes that we don't need to worry about computers and the Internet causing a decline in general literacy. "[Lunsford] has organized a mammoth project called the Stanford Study of Writing to scrutinize college students' prose. From 2001 to 2006, she collected 14,672 student writing samples — everything from in-class assignments, formal essays, and journal entries to emails, blog posts, and chat sessions. Her conclusions are stirring. 'I think we're in the midst of a literacy revolution the likes of which we haven't seen since Greek civilization,' she says. For Lunsford, technology isn't killing our ability to write. It's reviving it — and pushing our literacy in bold new directions."

431 comments

  1. Liar. by geminidomino · · Score: 4, Funny

    she concludes that we don't need to worry about computers and the Internet causing a decline in general literacy

    lolwut? I c wut shee did thar. Were all loosing r minds, u no?

    1. Re:Liar. by jgtg32a · · Score: 2, Informative

      What you wrote is just the (de)evolution of the English language

    2. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I can't tell if that's textspeak or retard speak.

    3. Re:Liar. by Kokuyo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think you have a point but:

      As an avid fanfiction reader I can say that I see both sides of the spectrum. Sure, a lot of it is abysmal but there are some masterpieces among them that overshadow even the originals from whence they are derived.

      I believe the truth is this: The internet doesn't influence literacy all that much. I just think it puts both ends of the spectrum in starker contrast.

      Also, I think chat logs can not serve as evidence. Just as spoken language differs greatly depending on who you are talking to, the purpose of communication has a big influence on the level you are using to bring your thoughts across. You seldom chat with your superior. You usually chat with peers. Few of us would use the same phrases, figures of speech and abbreviations in a professional document, yet most of us have at one point used such language, to a degree.

    4. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's like saying, "I can't tell if that's Paris Hilton or a skanky white girl."

    5. Re:Liar. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Just as spoken language differs greatly depending on whom you are talking to

      See?. The Internet isn't affecting literacy at all! What utter nonsense!

    6. Re:Liar. by jandrese · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've always thought the "the internet is going to destroy literacy" argument was strange at best. I mean what do you do on the internet? You read, and write, and read. Then you look at porn. But still, kids are reading a lot more now than they did back when I was young. Back then they talked on the phone for hours instead. In some ways this internet culture is a throwback to Victorian times when people wrote letters to each other constantly.

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    7. Re:Liar. by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 3, Insightful
      An interesting point! Is the internet simply making writing of others which might otherwise be hidden away in a personal diary somewhere actually accessible to others for the first time?

      If nothing had ever happened to Anne Frank, probably none of us would have seen her writing, ever - she'd just be a normal girl too embarrassed to let other people see what she penned in her free time. Now through the internet, anyone with a will to write can be published.

      It may be it's always been there, but now it's more visible.

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    8. Re:Liar. by ChefInnocent · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In linguistics, we discussed how the older generations always think the young people are ruining the language. How language is always in a state of devolution from when the one pondering it remembers their youth. So, ever since the first speakers, language has devolved. Just for the record, your Proto-Indo-European is horrible. By the same token, your great great grand children will have no idea what you are mumbling.

    9. Re:Liar. by bakawolf · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Whom is dead. Get over it.

    10. Re:Liar. by Abreu · · Score: 1

      In some ways this internet culture is a throwback to Victorian times when people wrote letters to each other constantly.

      Now we only need matter compilers and we will be ready for the Diamond Age!

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    11. Re:Liar. by purpledinoz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      lolwut? I c wut shee did thar. Were all loosing r minds, u no?

      I really hate people who type in this manner. It saves almost no time, so what's the point in purposely making the spelling error? What does it prove? That you're some sort of Internet badass? I don't think so, it makes that person look like a complete moron. One time, I ran into a message board where the whole thread was like this, my head almost exploded.

    12. Re:Liar. by camperdave · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yup... Ever since them young-us started building that tower at Babel, I can't understand a word those hoodlums are saying.

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    13. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      it's ok, there's help for you out there on the net. if you try here yu will find that there is a board made for the betterment of the world. It is descriptively labeled /b/, for a better tomorrow.

    14. Re:Liar. by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can't tell if that's textspeak or retard speak.

      All it means is that the good professor Andrea Lunsford has based her conclusions on incomplete data. If she hangs around on Slashdot for a while, she'll realise that literacy is a thing of the past.

      *ducks* ;-)

    15. Re:Liar. by Kokuyo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I like using whom. And I never said I don't make mistakes ;).

    16. Re:Liar. by Raffaello · · Score: 1

      As you and others have suggested, it is simply a spectrum issue. In the age of mostly print media the mass culture was exposed only to the output of the more highly literate. Publishers were not about to waste limited print space on the poorly educated and semi-literate. Now that the means of publication are more widely available, we're seeing the full spectrum, from highly literate and well educated, to barely literate and poorly educated. Naturally, much of this spectrum is not as pleasant or illuminating to read as the high-end-only media of the past. On the other hand, there are bound to be a few diamonds in the rough as it were among the part of the spectrum formerly excluded from publication.

      These things are completely predictable, in a general sense, from simple statistics. The chances of finding a Shakespeare among those of indifferent education are small, but non zero. So reading the copious output of the low end is going to be rather like sifting through a pile of verbal manure looking for gold. You'll find some, but might wish you hadn't made the effort.

    17. Re:Liar. by princessproton · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree with you in general; however, I think it's important to note that quantity does not necessarily equal quality. The kids may be reading more during their time online, but if the bulk of that is communication with peers that doesn't utilize proper language, it may be counterproductive (or at least not beneficial to assimilating language rules). Sometimes using proper language and punctuation can even result in ridicule from peers because it's not "cool" to actually spell things out and use an apostrophe now and then. In addition, the more acceptable it is to let proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation fall by the wayside in a variety of contexts, the less incentive there is to actually learn and care enough to implement proper language rules -- even as you enter adulthood and the professional world. I work at an IP consulting firm that provides expert witness services in litigation so I am often privy to discovery that includes email traffic between CEOs and their employees. I've been absolutely flabbergasted at times by the amount of typos and spelling errors, inappropriate abbreviations, and just generally poor written communication skills exhibited by senior members of even Fortune 500 companies in supposedly formal communications. I don't profess to be perfect myself, nor do I expect it of others, but I do feel that my written communication skills are more developed because I make an effort to actually apply proper language rules rather than relying on the principle that people will know what I mean when I use approximations.

      There are probably multiple errors in the passage above, but it's comparable to what I read online so it's ok... ;)

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    18. Re:Liar. by Afforess · · Score: 4, Funny

      my head almost exploded.

      Don't you mean asploded?

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    19. Re:Liar. by shambalagoon · · Score: 1

      pushing our literacy in bold new directions.

      I guess you could call ignoring most grammatical and spelling rules "bold".

      That's quite a rosy way of looking at it. I'll have some of what she's having.

    20. Re:Liar. by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The internet doesn't influence literacy all that much.

      How old are you? The internet is mostly a text medium. When I was a kid (WAY before the internet), if you had a book under your arm everybody thought you were a nerd. If you had a slide rule they KNEW you were a nerd.

      But most kids in my generation didn't read unless forced to. Today, all the kids read a lot, even if all they read is the internet and text messages on their phones.

    21. Re:Liar. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In linguistics, we discussed how the older generations always think the young people are ruining the language. How language is always in a state of devolution from when the one pondering it remembers their youth. So, ever since the first speakers, language has devolved.

      That's great, as long as morons don't take that to mean "... and therefore your horrible grammar and spelling errors aren't actually errors, but the natural evolution of language." I've seen a lot of people who seem to think the fact that language evolves means that they are the instruments of said evolution, rather than semi-literate tards.

      To them I say: Someday, "loose" may be the correct spelling of "lose". Until that future day, you still need to learn the difference because you're wrong.

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    22. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just as spoken language differs greatly depending on to whom you are talking

      If you're gonna be a grammar nazi, at least gets it right.

    23. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whom is the objective form, just like him or her. That is unless you routinely substitute he or she in sentences (ex, "I gave she a rose.").

    24. Re:Liar. by BrokenHalo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      But still, kids are reading a lot more now than they did back when I was young.

      Which is exactly the point of the article. ;-) Yes, I know this is Slashdot, and etiquette requires that we don't read the article, but this one actually isn't too far off-beam.

      But the prof's claim: "As for those texting short-forms and smileys defiling serious academic writing? Another myth. When Lunsford examined the work of first-year students, she didn't find a single example of texting speak in an academic paper." is slightly doubtful.

      It might be largely accounted for by the fact that competition for university places is much more intense than it was 20 or 30 years ago. Plus the fact that students are aware that if they have a problem with their writing, most of the more egregious offences are easily picked up by grammar or spell-checkers, which were obviously unavailable to those of us who used dip-pens and inkwells. But I suspect it might only be a matter of time before smileys or other emoticons become manifest in "serious" work.

      As she correctly says, it's a matter of knowing your audience. I wouldn't bother with emoticons when I am communicating with someone whom I know will appreciate subtle expressions, say, of wry irony, but some audiences need to be poked in the eye with a ";-)" to get the message across.

    25. Re:Liar. by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      tards?

    26. Re:Liar. by SputnikPanic · · Score: 1

      There are probably multiple errors in the passage above, but it's comparable to what I read online so it's ok... ;)

      Actually, I can't spot a single one -- correct usage of its/it's and there/their/they're, commas all in the right places rather than being sprinkled on with a peppershaker, etc. Bonus points for using semicolons and dashes outside of emoticons. (Please forgive the sentence fragment.)

    27. Re:Liar. by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Now through the internet, anyone with a will to write can be published.

      And, of course, that leads us full-circle to a corollary: If you want to keep a text private, write it with a fountain-pen in a notebook, and keep it in a safe place.

    28. Re:Liar. by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

      I dunno, my kids don't use the Internet the same way as I do. I hate Youtube and that's what they love the most. It could be a maturity thing (they are 11 and 13), but mostly they use the Net for playing games and watching videos. Research is not terribly interesting to them (though my eldest is getting better since he's been roving for Diablo 2 bots and patches...).

      Guess we'll see how this all plays out.
      -l

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    29. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you see, he did that as it is more efficient so now he has more time to post even more meaningless crap. Evolution.

    30. Re:Liar. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

      I deliberately included that colloquialism, just for you. :)

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    31. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would bet one day of playing Warcraft will change that mindset. The OP is spot on.

    32. Re:Liar. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It would be interesting to see statistics on how long children spend reading now that they have access to the internet, compared to 10 or 15 years ago when TV and video games were the primary in-doors entertainment.

      I think it certainly helps to see words spelt correctly and how other people write. Okay, the average twitter account is not exactly Shakespeare, but maybe it's still better than nothing...

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    33. Re:Liar. by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      By the same token, your great great grand children will have no idea what you are mumbling.

      That's because it'll sound pompous and faggy to them. ;-)

    34. Re:Liar. by timeOday · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I agree, but on the other hand, I don't think grammar matters that much either way. The vastly more significant change brought about by the Internet is that far more people write and receive feedback on a regular basis. Feedback is crucial. As a kid, your mom will glance over your writing and tell you it's wonderful. In a college writing course the professor might bother to read a few pages of your writing throughout the semester, or more likely force a grad student to do it. On slashdot, you get feedback within minutes - and it's unvarnished feedback, too. Very quickly you learn how many ways people can misunderstand what you're saying, and how your foes intentionally misinterpret what you write. And you learn that long-winded writing tends to be ignored completely.

      So I don't think grammar is the most significant thing, and I don't think simply giving more people the chance to write and be read is the most important thing (although it is important). The big revolution is feedback.

    35. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      All it means is that the good professor Andrea Lunsford has based her conclusions on incomplete data. If she hangs around on Slashdot for a while, she'll realise that literacy is a thing of the past.

      I've had quite a few modpoints in the last couple of years. which has gotten me into the habit of always reading all posts from -1's to 5's. Based on that broad reading, I have to disagree with your conclusion. Most Slashdot posts tend to be literate; grammatical mistakes by one poster often lead to discussions on the original commenter's choice of words or syntax. For a typical example, look at the exchange below discussing the use of "who" versus "whom." That discussion certainly cannot be called illiterate by any stretch of the imagination.

    36. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ... but some audiences need to be poked in the eye with a ";-)" to get the message across.

      Is that an ironic wink, or are you hitting on me?

    37. Re:Liar. by yolto · · Score: 4, Funny

      They'd better understand "Get off my lawn!" or there's going to be trouble.

    38. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... rather than semi-literate tards.

      Thy concepts hath assail upon a reality I'd rather not endure... Good ol' Chap.

    39. Re:Liar. by lewiscr · · Score: 1

      Wait, I'm confused. There wasn't a single flame in your post. I thought I was reading slashdot?

    40. Re:Liar. by vertinox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's great, as long as morons don't take that to mean "... and therefore your horrible grammar and spelling errors aren't actually errors, but the natural evolution of language."

      Natural evolution is mutations weather they are wanted or not.

      To them I say: Someday, "loose" may be the correct spelling of "lose". Until that future day, you still need to learn the difference because you're wrong.

      At what point do we determine that is? I mean can you specifically pick a time between the 1500 to 1700s where people stopped using "thee" and "thou"?

      Either way you can say its wrong all you'd like and people are still going to do it. Eventually it will change. That is the point the linguists are trying to put across. A million Grammar teachers are screaming out in anguish but not much anyone can do about it.

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    41. Re:Liar. by lewiscr · · Score: 2, Funny

      hahahahaha: "poked in the eye with a ';-)'". Good one.

    42. Re:Liar. by CoolHnd30 · · Score: 0

      Actually, I can't spot a single one

      Before you get too gushy, here's one:

      but if the bulk of that is communication with peers that doesn't utilize proper language, it may be

    43. Re:Liar. by martyros · · Score: 2, Interesting

      rather than semi-literate tards

      I think you mean un-educated people. Language is defined by its speakers, not by some book somewhere. If you sent a linguist who had never learned "English" to listen to some of these "semi-literate tards", they wouldn't be able to tell that they were breaking the rules of Standard English (American). On the contrary, they would find a complex set of grammar rules consistently followed, just like every other language on the planet. As far as I'm concerned, that makes it an English dialect, as valid as the one you speak.

      Now, I certainly agree that we need to have a Standard English, that it should be taught in schools, and people should be expected to use it in public forums. But denigrating people who speak a native dialect (or who speak Standard English poorly) as intellectually inferior (as opposed to simply less educated) is bigoted and ignorant.

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    44. Re:Liar. by SlashDotDotDot · · Score: 4, Funny

      TL;DR

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    45. Re:Liar. by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There, they're and their all still have separate meanings. There is a line where "stupid" comes into play, not all misuse of language is "evolutionary".

    46. Re:Liar. by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Honestly, you should probably be happy if they're not actually trying to read the comments on your average youtube video.

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    47. Re:Liar. by lysergic.acid · · Score: 4, Interesting

      True. Also, I think that digital communication has actually increased people's acuity to grammar and writing etiquette. For whatever reason, when it comes to hand-written notes and letters, capitalization, punctuation, spelling, and other things considered to be part of "netiquette" are generally ignored. Part of it, I guess, is that people are more concerned with legibility and the message itself. If it's legible, and you can understand what's being conveyed, then the note/letter has achieved its purpose. It doesn't matter if the author wrote in all caps, used a bunch of abbreviations, left out words or made other grammatical errors.

      But with digital communication, people get much more hung up on writing etiquette. Legibility is no longer an issue so the scrutiny gets placed on other things. Perhaps part of the reason is that people perceive typing to be a much easier and less laborious task than writing by hand, so there are higher expectations. If you misspell a word or leave out a comma, it's fairly effortless to go back and fix your mistake. And whereas it's harder to break the habit of writing in caps by hand, it's fairly easy to turn off Capslock on the computer. Add to that the immediacy of internet communication (chatrooms or IM versus a post-it note or letter), and it's a lot easier and more tempting to complain to the other person about your pet-peeves.

      All of this is again compounded by the casualness of digital communication. A lot less time and work (and thus thought) goes into sending out an e-mail than mailing a letter. With IM, messageboards and chatrooms, you have an even more casual social atmosphere. As such, people are more relaxed about their writing etiquette and naturally make more mistakes. Add to that the fact that there's a much lower age barrier to digital communications (13 & 14-year-olds have cellphones these days and even a 12-year-old can post to a messageboard), and you start getting a false impression that the literacy level of society is dropping when it's quite the opposite.

    48. Re:Liar. by Spellvexit · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Having studied Latin a fair deal, I have a great appreciation for solid grammar, well-formed sentences, and intricate structures. I loathe the apparent devolution of language and despise the rampant misspellings, poor grammar, and horrific stream of consciousness run-ons I've witnessed on the boards and in gameplay.

      However, language really is a self-correcting form of communication. I hate the use of "ur" as a bastardized "your," but linguistically speaking, it's pretty efficient. People who spell horribly usually spell with a more consistent logic than centuries of archaisms -- why not spell "dependent" as "dependant" when we have words such as "rampant, occupant," and attendant?" Other than the baggage caused by inherited languages, why do we persist in using "right" instead of "rite?"

      In my lifetime, I've seen "donut" become the de facto spelling rather than "doughnut," and I haven't even lived that long. People can say poor spelling creates ambiguities, but our language is already rife with 'em. If a term becomes too ambiguous, the term will die in its collective usage, or split. We know from context what "your" means, otherwise we wouldn't step in to correct people when it's used in place of "you're." I think it's lazy, but from another perspective, it's could be considered an ever-changing process of optimization.

      I try to remind myself of this. Doesn't mean I have to like it.

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    49. Re:Liar. by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "I mean what do you do on the internet? You read, and write, and read. Then you look at porn. "

      The more efficient among us read our porn. Well, technically "erotica" but the results are the same.

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    50. Re:Liar. by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Half the time Net nanny blocks videos due to the comments. I override them, usually.

      -l

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    51. Re:Liar. by pete_norm · · Score: 1

      ...mutations weather...

      Is that some type of climate changes?

    52. Re:Liar. by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Thanks. :)

      I actually mostly agree with your comment.

      I think complaints about the abuse of English has been around forever. I can remember reading about the publishing of an Ebonics bible (back in the '80s I think). For some reason, certain people were quite upset about that.

      And whatever happened to talking jive. The jive talking scene in Airplane is one of my favorites.

    53. Re:Liar. by R2.0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Either way you can say its wrong all you'd like and people are still going to do it. Eventually it will change. That is the point the linguists are trying to put across. A million Grammar teachers are screaming out in anguish but not much anyone can do about it."

      You miss the GP's point - it's not that change is happening, but that come people will use the general concept of linguistic evolution to justify their individual behavior. The same thing happens with the concept of moral relativism: while it is an undisputed fact that different cultures place different moral value on certain actions, that does not mean that the moral rules of THIS society don't apply to YOU. This is not an academic problem - look at "honor" killings of Muslim women in western countries.

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    54. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then why teach grammar at all?

      This sounds suspiciously like defeatism.

      Sorry - duhfeetizm.

    55. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the error is where?

    56. Re:Liar. by Atario · · Score: 1

      from whence

      The Department Of Redundancy Department called, and they're demanding to see your license.

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    57. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should get a +5 funny for quoting The Guild. Wish I had mod points left :-(

    58. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      inorite

    59. Re:Liar. by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      Right on, if by "devolved", you mean "changed", and if by "no idea what you are mumbling" you mean "a pretty darn good idea what you meant".

      For better or for worse, the massive propagation of literacy and mass communication has fairly well ensured that modern spoken languages cannot change radically in a short time.

      Shift happens.

    60. Re:Liar. by gcalvin · · Score: 0, Troll

      And the error is where?

      The error is in number agreement. The phrase peers that doesn't should read peers that don't .

    61. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Other than the baggage caused by inherited languages, why do we persist in using "right" instead of "rite?"

      maybe because writing "rite" instead of "right" isn't really part of any rite of passage, or am I not right?

    62. Re:Liar. by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      I think the gp... or ggp ... not sure at this point as the colored lines are never easy for me to follow, is not calling all who speak poor Standard English as intellectually inferior. His point seems to be that those who speak Standard English on purpose, who are willfully ignorant and actively seek excuses for remaining so, are in some fashion "inferior" to use your term. Willful ignorance is a major problem in society. Also, as a teacher of both high school and college level students, I really don't see how the professor came to her conclusion as a broad-level event (my students aren't miraculously better the past few years than previous). It leaves out other possibilities--maybe the college increased their requirements for admission. Maybe the students all cheated... etc...

    63. Re:Liar. by frenchgates · · Score: 4, Interesting

      An auto mechanic who has only a hammer is inferior to an auto mechanic with the same skill at car repair who has a full garage of tools. Words are tools for thought and if your vocabulary is stunted you are, in effect, dumber than someone with the same "IQ" but a much wider vocabulary. So be careful who you accuse of bigotry. They might accuse you of blind political correctness.

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    64. Re:Liar. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      the comes from medium that wither cost per word, or have a limit on character length. In that context it makes sense.

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    65. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moo? Chiarama bo! :-

    66. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my reading, the phrase "doesn't utilize proper language" refers to/modifies "communication" not "peers".

    67. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tilder fail and example: loosing battle.

    68. Re:Liar. by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

      To them I say: Someday, "loose" may be the correct spelling of "lose". Until that future day, you still need to learn the difference because you're wrong.

      Alternately, you can keep spelling it that way, and influence enough other people to do likewise, that it becomes accepted.

      I will join in the fist-shaking, but it will be irrelevant.

    69. Re:Liar. by Snarf+You · · Score: 1

      Whom is dead. Get over it.

      To Whom It May Concern:

      No it's not.

      kthxbye

    70. Re:Liar. by mstahl · · Score: 1

      Since when is someone completely missing the humour in a post "insightful"?

    71. Re:Liar. by vertinox · · Score: 1

      The same thing happens with the concept of moral relativism: while it is an undisputed fact that different cultures place different moral value on certain actions, that does not mean that the moral rules of THIS society don't apply to YOU. This is not an academic problem - look at "honor" killings of Muslim women in western countries.

      True, but in that regard doesn't our society in general does not view grammar in the same respect as most grammar experts do?

      Name one popular person in the public eye who actually espouses correct usage of grammar as a key function of their popularity.

      I can think of several world leaders, political pundits, movie stars, radio talk show hosts, and TV hosts who have horrible grammar and don't seemed bother by it.

      So in that regard, our tolerance of improper grammar of a whole is much akin to say nations with Sharia law tolerance of lack of rights towards (women... I can't believe I just said that).

      There might be some in society who are upset about it, but its not a majority held view.

      Look, on a personal view I'm not saying that people should have bad grammar because its "only natural", I'm saying it happens and there isn't anything we can do about.

      Whether or not you come to conclusion will change the fact that the majority of the American English speakers are butchering the language into something that won't be recognizable in a few decades.

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    72. Re:Liar. by digitalsolo · · Score: 1

      I agree.

      They're using there wrong, and at some point in their lives, they're going to regret it.

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    73. Re:Liar. by Emerssso · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, smiley faces (not emoticons, but the symbol from a Wingdings type font) do manifest in serious work. Optimality Theory, a very popular formalism used in phonology (the linguistics branch dealing with the differences between the spoken and underlying forms of words) uses these to indicate "winning" candidates, typically those actually found in the language in question. They also use bombs, flowers, and a goodly collection of other odd symbols.

      For more information, I recommend Rene Kager's book, /Optimality Theory/... or some googling of you don't feel like going to your local college library.

    74. Re:Liar. by Quothz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The error is in number agreement. The phrase peers that doesn't should read peers that don't

      "Communication that doesn't", however, is perfectly fine. "With peers" is a prepositional-type phrase.

    75. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your right!

    76. Re:Liar. by gcalvin · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right, and upon re-reading, I can see that princessproton meant "with peers" as an adjective phrase.

      Your reply brings up another interesting issue. Most grammarians would hold that your first comma belongs inside the quote. I understand why you put it outside -- the phrase you were quoting did not include a comma, and you didn't want to make the quote inaccurate by including it. (I used bold and italics rather than quotes to avoid a similar dilemma.) However, you did capitalize the first letter in both quotes, even though they were not capitalized in the original, as they each started a new sentence. I'm not saying you're wrong in either case -- I just find it interesting.

    77. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on the social circle.

      I decided to write everything formally regardless of what I was doing after I my brain tried to write in "txt" speak in an English exam (there was also the incident on IRC where I was trying to get help on an AOL connection at the age of 14). I have been commended for typing things out properly but I guess that was just a way of being different.

      So what did your generation do to be different? Ha!

    78. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      even the originals from whence they are derived.

      A better way to phrase that would be: "the originals from which they are derived". "Whence" means "From where", so your sentence translastes to "even the originals from from where they are derived". Proper usage would be: "even the originals whence they are derived", which is simply florid, IMHO, and horrid to boot. Better would be "even the source whence they derive their inspiration". Best to avoid it altogether, hence, "even the originals from which they are derived".

      HTH. HAND.

    79. Re:Liar. by u38cg · · Score: 1

      A massive vocabulary with a skilled user is certainly impressive: whether it's more impressive than someone who can reach into real language, as it's used, and extract poetry from it...well, that's another question. Plain speaking has its own merits, in any dialect.

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    80. Re:Liar. by u38cg · · Score: 2, Informative

      Traditional formal written English has all the hallmarks of a pidgin. We (the supposedly educated types) don't know how to make language live in written form, so we have to do all this extraneous stuff that adds no meaning to something that has the capacity to live for itself. Kids nowadays are building a creole of written language and when it's done well, it's incredibly lively, readable, intelligent stuff. Humanity as a whole has been moaning about the decline of standards since the first Sumerian put chisel to tablet. It's *boring*.

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    81. Re:Liar. by germansausage · · Score: 1

      No Mod Points today, so I'll just say "Agree 100% Well put!"

    82. Re:Liar. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Natural evolution is mutations weather they are wanted or not.

      Yes but that mutation is in fact a mutation, i.e. an aberration, unless and until it spreads throughout the population and becomes, statistically, the norm. And when we're talking about natural evolution of language, 'mutations' must similarly be accepted as correct by a large enough portion of the population.

      What I'm saying is that natural evolution of language is not some jackass deciding that they don't want to admit that they made a mistake when they spell "school" with seven 'h's and a silent 'q', by declaring that to be the natural evolution of language.

      At what point do we determine that is?

      Not at the point where you make a mistake regarding then-current spelling/grammar, someone corrects it, and you decide to play the "natural evolution" card and say that's the new, correct spelling!

      I mean can you specifically pick a time between the 1500 to 1700s where people stopped using "thee" and "thou"?

      Why difference does that make as to knowing whether "thee" was correct in 1400? None.

      And if I decide to not only use the word "thee" today, but I also decide to spell it "tnshaoeusthaoeustnhaoeusnthaoeusnthaoeusr", I do not get to just declare that the new, correct spelling of "you". That spelling is wrong.

      Either way you can say its wrong all you'd like and people are still going to do it. Eventually it will change. That is the point the linguists are trying to put across. A million Grammar teachers are screaming out in anguish but not much anyone can do about it.

      And the point I'm trying to get across is that "things will eventually change" does not mean "anything you decide to write is correct, and there is no such thing as errors since languages evolve naturally".

      Okay? Languages change. That doesn't mean they change because you decide to be a language pioneer and elevate your typos to the status of 'natural evolution'.

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    83. Re:Liar. by electroniceric · · Score: 1
      I think I agree with you generally, and I'd be interested in your take on homophones. Affect and effect are a great example of homophones that people struggle to distinguish, which has had the sad consequence of making room for that clod of a word "impact" and its boorish cousin "impact on". But to be fair to most people, you have to be something of a grammarian to recognize or care about the distinction between 4 forms of these words:
      • Affect as a verb
      • Affect as a noun
      • Effect as a noun
      • Effect as a verb

      I've also noticed people struggle with "attuned" vs. "attenuate" and "intonate" vs. "intimate". I'm no linguist, but my experience having spoken Spanish from a pretty early age is that Standard English has a lot of words, with differences in them being intended to express things very precisely. By contrast, Spanish, at least as it's spoken in most of Latin America, has fewer words, and concepts are expressed more generally, leaving more room for meaning between the words. It always seemed to me that this was at least somewhat cultural - people didn't intend to specify things that precisely, and were comfortable leaving meaning more open (which often leaves a lot of room for double entendre as well). All that makes me wonder if the US and its English aren't evolving somewhat in that direction - people just aren't trying to be as precise in their written speech.

    84. Re:Liar. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      What I've seen is that professional writing these days seems to be going down the tubes. Editing and proofreading has all but disappeared, and supposedly professional writers make all kinds of mistakes that wouldn't be tolerated in a high-school English class. It's especially bad in newspapers (and newspaper companies wonder why no one buys their papers any more).

      Sure, back in the old days (like > 50 years ago), average people may not have been as literate as the average person of today (though I wonder about that), but people who wrote for a living really knew how to write well, much better than people who write for a living these days. Go read some books from 50-100 years ago, or more; the quality of writing back then is so far superior to the way people write these days it's not even funny.

    85. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How language is always in a state of devolution from when the one pondering it remembers their youth.

      This word you keep using... I do not think it means what you think it means.

    86. Re:Liar. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I just want to be clear what I'm bitching about.

      I'm not bitching about what was at one point a misspelling becoming the correct spelling over time. That is in fact just how languages evolve, and sometimes it's for the better as we get rid of difficult or inefficient parts of language (and the "doughnut/donut" example strikes me as appropriate, because personally I think 'ough' constructs should be on their way out).

      What I'm bitching about is when someone makes what is in fact an error by the standards of the day, but refuses to admit this by saying "language evolves" as if their particular typo is the driving force behind this evolution, as if any spelling they choose to use is automatically correct because "language is defined by usage", and they decided to "use" language in some fucked up way, and therefore that's the way it's supposed to be used.

      Language changes. Spelling changes. That does not mean you can spelling anything you like however you like and it's never wrong. That is all.

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    87. Re:Liar. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Studies have shown that English has far more words that any other language, including Spanish, German, etc. This is mainly because English is a conglomeration of a lot of other languages, and borrow words in huge volumes. With so many different words, it's a lot easier to be precise in meaning. But it's also a lot easier to make mistakes since there's almost no consistency in the language and vocabulary. It's not like German where, once you learn the rules of pronunciation and the very basics of the language, you could easily read an entire book out loud for an audience, and they would be able to understand it perfectly, while you had very little idea of what you just read aloud. With English, that's impossible because there are no uniform rules, as each word comes from different roots (German, French, Old English, Latin, Greek, etc.).

    88. Re:Liar. by jd678 · · Score: 1

      Most grammarians would hold that your first comma belongs inside the quote. I understand why you put it outside

      American grammarians yes. British English has diverged and commas are outside the quotes. A recent development is the full stop (period) has moved back within the quote if it ends the sentence, having previously been outside - both forms are often encountered though.

      Our school system is much less anal about grammer over here, so changes do occur much quicker.

    89. Re:Liar. by Spellvexit · · Score: 1

      Boy, did I ever get exposure to homophones when I learned Chinese. Chinese has loads of homophones, and somehow they get by. Somewhere along the way, tones were invented to help out (or perhaps they were always an integral part of the language), but even then, there are words such as "hao" (good) have three different tones, yet mean the same thing. Depending upon the context, it can sound like a first, second, or third tone (there are only 4!).

      As a result of homophones, Chinese has very few one-character words. The word "pengyou" means friend, yet if you were to break it down, "peng" and "you" can both mean friend. To avoid ambiguity, the two are stuck together to make the word more distinct. (admittedly, I think the words were also stuck together because of an innate sense of rhythm in Chinese, who like words/phrases to be 1, 2, 4, and 8 characters long).

      I guess that was a bit of rambling -- I agree with you that people do leave terms more ambiguous on purpose, but again, they seem to do it because there's no need to be more granular. Some cultures/languages only have a small handful of color words, while others have a plethora. They often have a "grue" color, which is both green and blue, because in their daily lives, it's not as important to differentiate between the two. I'd bet, though, if they discovered that green berries were poisonous while blue ones weren't, they would quickly devise a new color term or some other language invention to describe the poisonous ones!

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    90. Re:Liar. by ChefInnocent · · Score: 1

      By "devolve", I was implying a perception of "changed". And by "no idea of what you are mumbling", I mean to say that the language is currently in a state of change. A bit more than 100 years from now, English is likely to be a rather different language. Over the last century, words have come and words have gone; this will continue. Add to that we are currently under what may be another "Great Vowel Shift", but at least a minor vowel shift, four generations after you may not understand much of what you said. If you also add that you great great grand child may live in a different country or part of the country, it really adds to the likelihood of not understanding each other.

      Massive propagation of literacy and mass communication is not stopping, nor is it going to stop these changes. What it does though, is document social and geographic differences in dialect. It will document how the language (d)evolves over time.

      Shift does happen. I suspect it will happen quicker than you realize.

    91. Re:Liar. by Chess+Piece+Face · · Score: 1

      So the internet is destroying verbal communication skills?

    92. Re:Liar. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I think grammar is very important. Along with correct spelling, it makes reading MUCH easier. I agree with you though - I think writing ability has probably gotten better because so many people do write now. Literacy may seem worse, but only because we're frequently exposed to the productions of people who would otherwise rarely write anything for others to read.

    93. Re:Liar. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      "they wouldn't be able to tell that they were breaking the rules of Standard English (American). On the contrary, they would find a complex set of grammar rules consistently followed, just like every other language on the planet."

      I disagree. I think they'd find a community that delighted in breaking any rules it could find, as fast as it could. Language evolving is fine. Making up new words, spellings and grammatical constructs on a daily basis because you think they sound cool, or you're simply too lazy to recognize how everyone else does it, is not.

    94. Re:Liar. by ajlisows · · Score: 1

      I wonder though, how much of the devolution of language that you have witnessed on boards and in games may have other reasons behind it than someone not knowing proper English.

      When people speak English they pretty much do so at a rate pretty close to everyone else (yeah, there are people like auctioneers and people with very slow "spit it out already or I will punch you in the face" speaking cadence). Writing probably has greater variations in speed than speech does but I think most people, when they need to, can turn it up a notch and bang out a few paragraphs on paper faster than they usually do.

      Now take a look at typing as a method of communicating. A person like my father who has not touched a typewriter in 30 years and probably was never a very good typist is getting on forums and using EMAIL to communicate with friends and family. My 80-100 words per minute is going to make it much easier for me to type out long messages and use somewhat proper spelling/grammar/punctuation. My father's inability to type more than maybe 25 WPM is going to hinder him and probably deter him from paying close attention to what he is typing, especially since he is staring at the keyboard instead of the screen. The amount of time it takes for him to type a message is going to drastically increase if he needs to use symbols like , ' " ! () ? - $ all of which can be used reasonably often in communicating. Looking up and noticing that four words ago he used their instead of there would force him to grab the mouse, click the end of the word, locate the backspace key, retype the word, grab the mouse, and finally go to where he left off. I myself could just backspace to my misused word and retype all four words in ten seconds.

      Unless a poor typist wants to spend even more time getting their idea across (Which is truly the important part of communication) before moving on to the next idea, they r gonna take shortcuts to get there ideas a X.

    95. Re:Liar. by ColaMan · · Score: 3, Informative

      Words are tools for thought

      Precisely. Text-speak has a stunted vocabulary, simply because it was designed to be easily input and had to work around a 160 character limit. There's nothing wrong with that, there's a clear need for it in that particular context.

      The problem is that once it escapes from the mobile environment it bears a nasty resemblance to Newspeak - extremely limited sentence structure, very few adjectives or adverbs. Once you lose the ability to describe something adequately, you're screwed. You can't easily pass your idea or experience on to someone else - worse, you can't even adequately describe it to yourself. Recall that one of the goals of the government in 1984 was to shift the language in a direction that made it impossible for people to think rebellious thoughts.

      But I'm sure there won't be any problem with dealing with a bunch of frustrated people who lack the language skills to be able to share their point of view adequately. I'm sure riots and wars were started for completely different reasons.

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    96. Re:Liar. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of examples of that sort of process throughout the history of almost any language, certainly of english. However, those changes usually happen slowly, and the really stupid ones are suppressed, in no small part because they're ridiculed by the community. I think grammar nazis have an important moderating effect on the speed and direction of language change. So I intend to do my part. ;)

      Your examples are fairly mild, and I can think of far worse, where the meaning of a mangled sentence is not entirely clear. I can think of some Slashdot summaries that make excellent examples. Even when the meaning is clear from the context, it may require a closer look to determine that meaning. Language is extremely redundant, which I'm constantly reminded since I'm living in a french-speaking community. Even when I can only catch every few words, I can often still understand a surprising amount of what is said. It's difficult though. The redundancy included in language makes it easier and quicker for us to understand.

    97. Re:Liar. by Pandrake · · Score: 1

      why not spell "dependent" as "dependant" when we have words such as "rampant, occupant," and attendant?"

      Myself, I do so because I pronounce it that way, rather than as the others are pronounced. It's dee-pen-dent, not dee-pen-dant.

      why do we persist in using "right" instead of "rite?"

      Got me there. I think it used to have to do with making sure we don't confuse a direction and/or orientation with a ritual, but ever since I started studying the English language as an art and a science (and having a special fondness for phonetics and all languages in general) I've been unable to avoid the conclusion that English is a messed up language.

    98. Re:Liar. by Zencyde · · Score: 1

      You're just biased, Mr. 216268.

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    99. Re:Liar. by Spellvexit · · Score: 1

      That's very true. Though I was approaching it more from spoken English and phonetics, you're right. The word "applaud" actually comes from "ad-" and "plaudere," but nobody says "adplaud" because "applaud" is easier to say, just as "ur" is easier to type. As much as I dislike typing shortcuts like "ur," it's basically spawned from the same principles as "applaud."

      So I guess the academic question is... is that wrong?

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    100. Re:Liar. by rabiddeity · · Score: 1

      I hate the use of "ur" as a bastardized "your," but linguistically speaking, it's pretty efficient.

      "Ur" was a Sumerian city. It's not a contraction of "your" or "you're". A "rite" is a ritual. The English language is a protocol, and it has rules. It's confusing to those of us who are actually literate to see English misused. It actually slows down my reading speed, because every time I see one of these txtspeak wordsplatters I have to go back, reread it, and reparse it.

      It's very similar to how IE chooses to ignore certain HTML conventions in its own way. People write code that works fine on IE, but nobody else can read it. It wasn't that difficult for me to learn the standard and follow it. Why should I have any respect for those who can't take the time to learn proper English?

    101. Re:Liar. by Atmchicago · · Score: 1

      You are correct in that a lot of English spelling carries a lot of baggage. Mark Twain once proposed a reform of the English language to improve the situation. I quote:

      For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all. Generally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeiniing voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x"â" bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez â"tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivili. Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

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    102. Re:Liar. by Narpak · · Score: 1

      But most kids in my generation didn't read unless forced to. Today, all the kids read a lot, even if all they read is the internet and text messages on their phones.

      Precisely. And as those kids grow up the age and mentality of those that actively participate in internet debates and with various forms of social media will increase. The possibility for someone with the inclination to either participate in debates regarding any topic that might interest them, or their chance to self educated on almost any subject, is unmatched throughout history. It might still be years, and possibly decades, before we see the true fruition of this change.

    103. Re:Liar. by kj_kabaje · · Score: 1

      To some degree perhaps, but the fact that there is so much documented language, etc. both spoken (video) and written has actually acted as a unifying factor in language--not a differentiating factor. So yes, language evolves, but cultural and linguistic isolation are less and less possible. So, we are all becoming more alike while while our languages merge. It's a fascinating paradox.

    104. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      be careful *whom* you accuse >_

    105. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I noticed devolution of language and grammar in your(ha!) short post. Going from proper truly elegant structure to "rife with 'em". Fantastic and amazing to watch.

    106. Re:Liar. by Fishbulb · · Score: 1

      In my lifetime, I've seen "donut" become the de facto spelling rather than "doughnut," and I haven't even lived that long.

      This particular bastardization is an example of how external, unconsidered influences can affect language.

      Words in the dictionary cannot be used as a trademark. Trademarks are used in marketing. We're more often exposed to modern, nearly ubiquitous marketing than we are to proper spelling and grammar. Therefore, "doughnut" has become "donut". "Lite" didn't exist as a word until Miller "Lite" beer (other low-calorie drinks were "light"). The flip side is when your trademark genius becomes defacto: Johnson & Johnson prints (or was printing) "Band-Aid is a Trademark" on the tear-away strips in order to legally defend their right to the trademark.

    107. Re:Liar. by n+dot+l · · Score: 1

      However, language really is a self-correcting form of communication. I hate the use of "ur" as a bastardized "your," but linguistically speaking, it's pretty efficient. People who spell horribly usually spell with a more consistent logic than centuries of archaisms -- why not spell "dependent" as "dependant" when we have words such as "rampant, occupant," and attendant?" Other than the baggage caused by inherited languages, why do we persist in using "right" instead of "rite?"

      Agreed. If this goes on long enough we might actually end up with sane spelling rules.

      The thing that bothers me is the amount of trouble most people have writing complex sentences. In college, I would proofread essays for anyone that bought me lunch, and it really depressed me to see otherwise intelligent people writing the way they spoke (misplaced dependent clauses, randomly placed commas, colloquialisms that wouldn't mean anything to their nearly-retired profs). And not just that, but the fact that many didn't even understand why I was telling them that their sentences are ambiguous. I would try to read them back to them with the emphasis in the wrong place, and they would just argue that, "Anyone that knew anything about the topic wouldn't be confused." (That, followed by the argument that they should write as if their audience doesn't know about the topic - else what would the point be?) It was actually fun when CS students did that to me, because I knew enough about the topic to (usually) misread their essay back to them in a way that made sense, but completely failed to communicate their idea.

      People may be reading more today than ever, but it seems that they are reading less formal writing than before. That really is unfortunate, and something we need to correct, especially with the rise of the internet where the bulk of information is still textual. It depresses me to know that there are many bright, intelligent, people out there with whom I can't have a decently deep online conversation, because they don't know how to communicate if you take away their ability to use tone of voice.

      That, and the fact that I'll probably live to see "fuck" become an otherwise meaningless emphatic particle, is what bugs me about modern literacy. Otherwise "proper" spelling can go to hell - I have no love at all for the hideous mess of rote memorization that it is.

    108. Re:Liar. by toadlife · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that the author meant for "Communication with peers" to be an item. After reading it a couple of times, I can see how it can be read the other way.

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    109. Re:Liar. by Quothz · · Score: 1

      Most grammarians would hold that your first comma belongs inside the quote.

      I first encountered that style of punctuation a fair few years back in the jargon file, which calls it "logical quotation". It made immediate sense to me. I've since tried to encourage it by using it wherever possible, especially professionally.

      As another poster noted, it's become the norm in England. I seem to recall that Oxford was the first major university to use it. It's becoming more and more common in America, especially in technical writing. I think it will eventually become the standard on this side of the pond.

      It would make some sense to match case with the quote, but... well, it looks funny and nobody else does it. If it comes to that, it would make some sense to abolish the rule about starting sentences with a cap entirely, since that would allow one to distinguish when a sentence ambiguously starts with a proper noun. But, y'know, baby steps and all like that.

    110. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The prison niggers appreciate those crackers in slashdot be trollin' da spics. Now we know we have whitey looking after da border and we look to take white chicks up the ass. It be the best thing to run a train on a chubby low self esteem white chick, fucking her pussy and asshole all night long. It is almost as good as tapping some puerto rican ass, but that shit is tighter and when that bitch get violent (PR chicks always do) we just duct tape that mouth shut while we take turns cumming in that ass over and over. Mexican bitches be the best cause you can run up on a bitch with a fat ass in broad daylight and run a pimp train on that bitch in her anus and that immigrant husband won't do shit. When we got some gay ass niggers who want to fuck some male asshole, we just run up on a mexican man, who they gonna report. Sometimes we just abduct the bitch to our projects apartment for the week and fuck the shit out of her, until we get tired of that bitch. White bitches are more fun though, sometimes when the bitch is chubby and horny enough we just fuck her through for 2 weeks and come back in another week cause her fat ass is ready for more. Smack bitches with a 10 inch cock. I once raped this indian chick, she was mad weak, so i got my boys to run a train on her that lasted 3 days. She looked like frosty the snowman after we all got done with cumming on her. She got that shit so hard she must of spit cum for a month. I recently visted her and punched her in the face before I got inside that ass again. We be abnormal.

    111. Re:Liar. by okmijnuhb · · Score: 1

      Grammar matters as a standard, and a person's ability to conform to the standard. In other words, you can often identify an idiot by his poor spelling and grammar. Or, perhaps more importantly, a person may be stereotyped as an idiot because of his poor spelling and grammar.

    112. Re:Liar. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Wrong.

      Check Strunk & White. It isn't in there. Anyway, the rule against ending a sentence with a preposition is just hand-waving by compulsive Latinists.

    113. Re:Liar. by ajlisows · · Score: 1

      I guess that comes down to how you want to define "wrong". I myself do not have perfect grammar. My rampant and usually misplaced use of commas, parentheses, and.......lines of dots would probably make someone really anal about grammar cringe. Sometimes I try to eliminate that sort of thing (especially when typing a formal business related message) but it is a habit I can't break. On the flip side, despite my apparent defending of misuse of language, I absolutely cannot stand getting messages that barely resemble the English Language as I know it.

      Another thing I have considered is if it is possible that people that usually write the messages I despise look at my messages and think I come off as a pompous ass and tell other people that "His Shit is all fucked up and he talks like a fag."

      I would say that right now the use of shortcuts is wrong. When I say "your", everyone knows what I am saying. If they do not, they can hit a standard dictionary. If I say "ur" to a person who is not familiar with this type of slang they may be really confused. In the future this could shift the other direction leaving those that try to use "proper" English have a hard time getting ideas across to those they communicate with. At that point the shortcuts become more "right".

      It is an interesting question and we may very well be seeing very rapid evolution of language. No doubt that shorter words leads to fewer keystrokes and thus faster communications in the technology driven world. Will people who prefer well constructed sentences eventually be considered old dinosaurs holding back efficiency because of some archaic thoughts about proper speech being beautiful and professional? It will take some time but could turn out that way.

    114. Re:Liar. by gcalvin · · Score: 1

      There are even some proper nouns that should not be capitalized, such as k.d. lang or ping. I think that such words should remain all lower case, even at the beginning of a sentence, but I'm not sure there's a rule on that.

      1) Ping is becoming less useful as more admins block DHCP traffic.

      2) ping is becoming less useful as more admins block DHCP traffic.

      3) ping is becoming less useful as more admins block DHCP traffic.

      I find version 3 most readable, followed by version 2. Version 1 just looks wrong to me.

    115. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "To them I say: Someday, "loose" may be the correct spelling of "lose". Until that future day, you still need to learn the difference because you're wrong."

      So is it 'color' or 'colour', 'analogue' or 'analog', 'kerb' or 'curb', 'doughnut' or 'donut' which is right.

      Words point to things. Pointers can point to anything.

    116. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How language is always in a state of devolution from when the one pondering it remembers their youth."

      Well, last Shakespeare is from S.XVII, so it might be some truth on all that.

    117. Re:Liar. by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "To Whom It May Concern:
        No it's not."

      Of course it may concern to Whom. But that won't make him less dead if he's in fact dead and I can say Whom hasn't shown here to prove him alive.

    118. Re:Liar. by bigngamer92 · · Score: 1

      Having a wider vocabulary is not comparable to having only a hammer. Do we really need both dismay and anguish? It's like saying you need a regular wrench if you already have an appropriate sized socket wrench.

    119. Re:Liar. by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      And more importantly why do you use "right" when you mean "rait"? Phonetic spelling is superior in my opinion.

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    120. Re:Liar. by dosowski · · Score: 1

      Literacy may seem worse, but only because we're frequently exposed to the productions of people who would otherwise rarely write anything for others to read.

      I think that that actually causes writing quality to decline, simply because what you read makes its way into what you write. If you read a bunch of amateur writing, that's what you learn. I've heard it said that people who read a lot are also good writers, but I think that only makes sense if you read good writing.

      In the past, most of what you read was professionally written and proofread. You would mostly see correct use of the language and would learn from it. Now, just about anybody can write and "publish" anything they want without any proofreading or understanding of proper use of the language. Since so much of what we read these days is this amateur writing, we are constantly exposed to bad writing (not to say that amateur=bad, it's just that you get everything, good and bad), which I think affects the way we write.

      One thing I notice very frequently is the lack of understanding of the difference between "its" and "it's" and other apostrophe abuse. People seem to think that anytime a word ends with "s" you're supposed to use an apostrophe. The word "it's" is (mis)used so frequently in amateur writing as a possessive word that it almost seems odd to see "its" used correctly.

      To make it worse, I've seen bad english make its way into supposedly professional writing and things like business names and signs/logos. Imagine a business named "Tire's Plus" (to give a semi-fictional example). What? There's a plus that belongs to tire? Or is that supposed to mean "Tire Is Plus"?

    121. Re:Liar. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I think complaints about the abuse of English has been around forever. I can remember reading about the publishing of an Ebonics bible (back in the '80s I think). For some reason, certain people were quite upset about that.

      I guess I'm not really complaining about abuse of the language, i.e. mistakes, but rather people who make one then say "Oh I'm just evolving the language." That's just a big pile of horse shit. I'm not saying I don't make a lot of mistakes, or that some of my misconceptions about English might not eventually become the accepted standard. I'm saying that when I make a mistake, I don't act like it's not. A mistake that might not be a mistake in some hypothetical future is still a mistake right now, is all I'm saying. So I hate when someone acts like they're really smart and a great linguist when they make an error -- because they made that error -- by appealing to the fact that lots of other people make the same error. It's just kinda stupid.

      TLDR version:
      A: "Dude, we're totally going to loose this game."
      B: "That's 'lose', loser."
      A: "Shut up bitch I spelled it right."
      B: "The game is something we 'lose'. Your mom is something that's 'loose'."
      A: "Whatever, language evolves, dude!"

      A is full of shit because 'lose' is still how it's spelled today.

      Also B is full of shit because I know for a fact A's mom is tight. Ooooh!

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    122. Re:Liar. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      By the same token, your great great grand children will have no idea what you are mumbling.

      As long as they change my diapers regularly, it won't matter.

    123. Re:Liar. by piffey · · Score: 1

      I agree but would have to mention that the language has a tendency of moving from the lower-classes into the upper. The slang and supposed devolution of a language that eventually turns into the next generation of speech typically comes from the ground on up. This change effects primarily speech. The changes we are seeing with writing becoming more colloquial has a profoundly different effect. I think there will almost end up being multiple branches of communication; except the divider will no longer be speech v. prose but speech v. internet v. prose. We're seeing a new direction of language and writing develop, a sort of society-wide shorthand separate from how we write and how we speak. 'LOL' is only mentioned in conversation as a passing joke but it is a prolific phrase in text and internet speak. This kind of division is what the article seems to be referencing. The problem will become when people are proficient in internet speak but can't write a cover letter for their job application. Right now it is new enough that people can comprehend both and realize the time to utilize one or the other.

    124. Re:Liar. by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I loathe the apparent devolution of language and despise the rampant misspellings, poor grammar, and horrific stream of consciousness run-ons I've witnessed on the boards and in gameplay.

      Ehhrrhhhrhhhhhhh = sound of you taking a deep breath.

      Go read Orwell's writings on language, please.

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    125. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why we need brackets
      (Communication with peers) that doesn't - Correct
      Communication with (peers that doesn't) - Incorrect

      Of course, I automatically read it the correct way, which is no doubt the way the author intended, so it's all good.

      Although, and this is not an error per se, I prefer "by the number of typos and spelling errors" over "by the amount of typos and spelling errors".

    126. Re:Liar. by Philip_the_physicist · · Score: 1

      Doughnut versus Donut actually does convey an important distinction, at least in my area. A "doughnut" is made from yeast-leavened dough, and is essentially fried sweet bread,whereas a "donut" is made from sponge-cake mixture, and has an entirely different texture and taste.

      I'm not sure if there is any regulatory requirement that a doughnut be made from dough, but the name is logical and the distinction is AFAICT always maintained. Furthermore, both the spelling and the recipe of donuts are considered (correctly or not) to be inferior American imports by a lot of people.

    127. Re:Liar. by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "In my lifetime, I've seen "donut" become the de facto spelling rather than "doughnut," and I haven't even lived that long. "

      The gh is to signify how to pronounce the o.

      Consider the word DO

      is it s DO NUT?
      or is it a dough NUT?

      Notice how the spelling marks the pronunciation. In french (at least quebec french) they put little marks above the vowels, in english we come up with special rules that this sequence of letters after this vowel means you pronounce the vowel 'like this'.

    128. Re:Liar. by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      " If you misspell a word or leave out a comma, it's fairly effortless to go back and fix your mistake."

      Except many people do not realize they have made mistakes until after they have hit submit button, most people do not always detect mistakes they have made right away do to unconscious errors in perception.

      For instance I will constantly make common mistakes because motor signals dropped from my motor cortex when retrieving motor input to type

      "They" I will often time "the", what happens is motor inputs are associated with words and how they are stored in the mind and this is why so many common mistakes happen, quite frankly its not too big a deal since for many people trying to re-read what they wrote and fix mistakes is time more effort then it's worth.

      Also lets not forget peoples speeds of reading (information uptake) and typing are radically different, and because of these differences people choose how to allot their time if they are slower then others.

    129. Re:Liar. by McGuirk · · Score: 1

      Very interesting, what area are you from?

      I'm from North Texas, and in this area "doughnut" and "donut" or synonymous, and refer to the bread-like variety. The spongy-cake variety is referred to as "Cake Donuts/Doughnuts".

      On a different and sad note, Firefox's built in spell-checker is flagging "Doughnut" as a misspelled word.

    130. Re:Liar. by Philip_the_physicist · · Score: 1

      Australia. Interestingly, my spell-checker flags "donut" as misspelt.

    131. Re:Liar. by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      I can remember reading about the publishing of an Ebonics bible (back in the '80s I think).

      Except that Ebonics (more properly termed AAVE) is actually a well-formed dialect with a consistent (and different) grammar. The differences between AAVE and standard English are not arbitrary and not errors (in the sense that errors are unintentional and do not convey additional meaning, whereas the modifications of AAVE actually convey different meaning). AAVE seems like bad grammar to those who don't understand it, but it's not. It is DIFFERENT grammar, but it is equally consistent (and in some aspects MORE precise than) as standard English.

    132. Re:Liar. by Phoghat · · Score: 1
      "The fact that students today almost always write for an audience (something virtually no one in my generation did) gives them a different sense of what constitutes good writing.

      Therefore if someone likes it it must be good.

      Bollocks!

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    133. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In english the pronunciation and the writing of a word do not correspond at all, every rule seems to have an inefficient number of exceptions (example: 'oo' in room/blood, and thousands more). That's why you will never settle on something like 'consistent misspelling'. In french, german or spanish you don't need to first hear a word to know how to pronounce it, it's expressed in the writing.

    134. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vertinox wrote: "Natural evolution is mutations weather they are wanted or not."

      Sadly this is just wrong.

      Vertinox also wrote: "..... where people stopped using "thee" and "thou"?"

      There are places, for example in the north of England, where they still use these words.

    135. Re:Liar. by blippy · · Score: 1

      I agree, but on the other hand, I don't think grammar matters that much either way.

      To quote from the Simpsons: Grammar is not a time of waste.

    136. Re:Liar. by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      The problem with this argument is that there is a great deal of inconsistency in any apparent "rules" in English. Consider - do you really pronounce "dough" in "doughnut" the same way you pronounce "plough"? And what about "cough"?

      Do you think that "donor" is incorrect too, and should be "doughnor"?

    137. Re:Liar. by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      You mention some good points; however, regarding the reading speed issue, the best way to improve reading speed is simply to do it often. That doesn't mean you have to read lengthy tomes necessarily, as these days you can improve your reading (and writing) skills just by reading articles, blog posts, and random user write-ups on the web. And once you get into the habit of proof-reading your e-mails/forum posts (more than once for longer ones), it starts to become so second nature that you do it without realizing. That itself will probably improve your reading speed.

      The thing I forgot to mention in my earlier post was the proliferation of electronic writing aids. With stuff like spell check built into web browsers like Firefox and even T9 on cellphones, it's a lot easier to pick up on simple typos before you hit send. Of course, not everyone knows to use these things, which adds to the frustration of those who do.

      But ultimately you're right, sometimes it's just not worth the effort to correct a minor typo on disposable communications—especially with the fast-paced lifestyle many tend to live these days. For me personally, it's a bigger issue when it comes to more permanent forms of communication (Wikipedia entries, printed works, etc.).

    138. Re:Liar. by jakkals · · Score: 0

      ...

      Natural evolution is mutations weather they are wanted or not.

      ...

      Hopefully you did this on purpose, because I found it very funny!

      Reminds me of the old rhyme: http://www.nurseryrhymesonline.com/whether_the_weather-2553.php

    139. Re:Liar. by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "You mention some good points; however, regarding the reading speed issue, the best way to improve reading speed is simply to do it often"

      No doubt about it but there are limits imposed by working memory and the like, as you saw in my post I made unconscious errors like omitted words or had the wrong ones, notice the word misretrieval in my sentence:

      ""They" I will often time "the"'

      That should have read "[when I mean to type] "They" I will often TYPE "the"" ... but notice my mind pulled TIME and sent the motor information for the word time because they both start with T and are stored neurologically close to one another all this happens unconsciously and you don't realize it until afterword and sometimes not at all.

      You should check out some books on advances in neurological science, go read some papers/books on common errors and learning, once I started I began to lay off spelling errors/mistakes, etc made in posts online and whatnot.

      Alot of our anger is really misplaced (due to ignorance) since most thought is unconscious and they are discovering a heck of a lot of errors/gaps and blindness. Check out change blindness here:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38XO7ac9eSs

      This could be applied to a lot of phenomenon where we go to re-read our post or check our post for errors find some but miss others, even though we DID look for mistakes.

    140. Re:Liar. by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      Oh no doubt about it I agree but the problem is that human beings didn't stick to a universal standard of pronunciation, they always make special rules for new words or a minority of words.

      plough should be PLOW

      donor could be doughnor if there was some standard for spelling (to signify how the vowel is pronounced) either that and do away with using special pronunciation rules/spellings to begin with, but a lot of this is seen in many languages and I'm sure most human beings "just wing it".

      I agree that some english words should definitely be spelled how they are pronounced, it would also help if we didn't use single words for different things but I have a feeling this too (one word, multiple meanings) has something to do with saving space and sharing meanings/relationships that apply to a wide range of words unconsciously on the neurological level.

    141. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that precisely the point, frenchgates? Not everyone using language is trying to be an auto mechanic. Use the right tools for the job you're doing, not the right tools for the job a bunch of grammar police think you should be doing. "Bad" grammar, misspellings, trite colloquialisms, and all other manner of incorrect speech persist because they do a job well, whether or not everyone else thinks it's a worthwhile job to do.

    142. Re:Liar. by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      Yup... Ever since them young-us started building that tower at Babel, I can't understand a word those hoodlums are saying.

      What? I can't understand you.

      For those of you who don't know the story of Babel, it goes like this: Everyone spoke one language, which made people get along far too well for their own good. In this great harmony, they decided to build a tower to Heaven. God, disliking the idea of having new neighbors lowering His property values but apparently short on lightning bolts and plagues that day, made everyone working on the tower speak a different language, so they couldn't understand each other.

      And in the end, it turns out the murderer was an orangutan.

    143. Re:Liar. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      That one I can forgive as a typo because really, "its" is possessive and SHOULD be "it's." If you're in a hurry, it's easy to make the mistake. Still, the decency to be embarrassed when it's pointed out would be good.

      You've got an excellent point. I think the solution is for us all to point out the mistakes of others and make fun of them if they reply with things like "language evolves!1!"

    144. Re:Liar. by Paradoks · · Score: 1

      Legibility is no longer an issue so the scrutiny gets placed on other things.

      I care about the amount of time it takes me to understand someone when I'm reading stuff on the internet -- if they can't be bothered/aren't able to make their point in an understandable way, I fail to see why I should bother deciphering it.

      Beyond that, any usage that takes me out of the, "what do I think of their idea?" mode, and puts me into the, "what are they saying?" mode is a loss of time.

      So, yes, the scrutiny is put on other things because legibility used to be the biggest obstacle to quickly communicating ideas, but now it's grammar and spelling.

      Maybe that's just me. I hope not, though.

    145. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! I did not even know that "lose" spelling exists and means same as "loose"... although English is not my mother tongue... but I have about 15 years of writing on the net in English behind me. BTW - the spelling checker built into Firefox on Linux does not complain about "loose" or "lose"... go figure...
      p.s. sorry for being anon.

    146. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm came to a similar conclusion regarding one's ability to think.

      I have no basis for this except for a revelation that ocurred to me one day, that, one is constrained to think in terms and concepts of what they can represent in language.

      I may be way off here though.

    147. Re:Liar. by dosowski · · Score: 1

      Posessive pronouns consistently don't have apostrophes:
      he/him -- his (not he's, him's or hi's)
      she/her -- hers (not she's or her's)
      they/them -- theirs (not they's, them's or their's)
      we/us -- ours (not we's, us's, or our's)
      it/it -- its (not it's)

      If it's truly a typo, sure I can forgive it. But I believe that most of the time it's not a typo or being in a hurry, it's simply not knowing what's correct. Most people who make such a mistake probably wouldn't be embarrased when it's pointed out because they don't even realize it's wrong.

      People who use the "language evolves" excuse for their own lack of language skills don't understand that the evolution of language refers to the rules of the language changing over time (in terms of human generations - the rules I learned in school are a bit different than the ones my grandparents learned). It does not mean that you can ignore the current rules. The current rules are the current rules and until they change at some point in time, they still apply.

      The word "ironic" for many people has come to mean nothing more than "weird" or to refer to a coincidence (e.g., "How ironic, I was there, too!"). I've heard the "language evolves" excuse for that, too. If the word "ironic" actually changes definition (evolves) to mean "weird", how am I supposed to describe something that actually *is* ironic? (just an example -- I don't really need an answer to that)

    148. Re:Liar. by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      I can remember reading about the publishing of an Ebonics bible (back in the '80s I think).

      Except that Ebonics (more properly termed AAVE) is actually a well-formed dialect with a consistent (and different) grammar. The differences between AAVE and standard English are not arbitrary and not errors (in the sense that errors are unintentional and do not convey additional meaning, whereas the modifications of AAVE actually convey different meaning). AAVE seems like bad grammar to those who don't understand it, but it's not. It is DIFFERENT grammar, but it is equally consistent (and in some aspects MORE precise than) as standard English.

      Right, but it was a bogus move for a school district to try to give "Foreign Language" credit for it. Likewise, native AAVE speakers should still be expected to learn proper [American] English.

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    149. Re:Liar. by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      B: "That's 'lose', loser."

      I don't know if you did it on purpose or not, but you just made it easier for me to remember the correct spelling. For some reason, "loser" & "looser", are easier to remember.

    150. Re:Liar. by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Right, but it was a bogus move for a school district to try to give "Foreign Language" credit for it

      Assuming that you're referring to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oakland_Ebonics_controversy, they weren't trying to get Foreign Language credit for it, they were trying to get bilingual education funding for it, meaning that they wanted to treat kids coming into the district speaking only AAVE the same as kids coming in who spoke only Spanish.

      You're absolutely right that they tried to base this on flat-out wrong claims (AAVE is not a separate language), but it is arguable that bilingual instruction methods would be advantageous to kids who enter school speaking only AAVE, at least until they have sufficient mastery of standard English (and programs implementing such approaches in inner cities with large proportions of african-american students have been successful in bringing up standard english reading levels substantially).

      Likewise, native AAVE speakers should still be expected to learn proper [American] English.

      Absolutely.

    151. Re:Liar. by thrash242 · · Score: 1

      And my spell-checker flags "misspelt" and misspelled.

      I'm also from Texas, and "donut" and "doughnut" are synonymous. Then there are "cake donuts", which are the spongy, firm kind. I agree that cake donuts are far inferior to real donuts.

      "Donut" was most likely used in advertising by a business selling them and probably stuck.

      And as far as I can tell donuts were invented or at least popularized in the US, so if that's true, all donuts are an American import.

    152. Re:Liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A million Grammar teachers are screaming out in anguish but not much anyone can do about it.

      Sure there is. The grammar teachers in question could fail their students.

    153. Re:Liar. by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      One thing that has been bothering me is that the letter thorn has been thrown out, whilst keeping that useless Q. You have no idea how hard some people grasp the 'th' digraph. Especially in languages with no 'th' sound. They keep reading it as 'duh' or 't'. Also, ligatures were useful in denoting certain pronunciations, and were replaced by arbitrary, perl-esque conventions. Why?

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    154. Re:Liar. by maiki · · Score: 1

      Common and proper nouns* take 's as the possessive affix, but pronouns do not. It just so happens that the plural form of the pronoun it is the same as if it were a common noun. Similarly, the possessive of "who" is homophonous with the contraction of "who is". Compare:

      • I, me, my, mine
      • you, you, your, yours
      • he, him, his, his
      • she, her, hers, hers
      • it, it, its, its
      • who, who(m), whose, whose

      I don't see any apostrophes in that list. So I believe it is logical for the correct spelling of the possessive of "it" to be "its".

      * interesting note: it's not just nouns, but noun phrases. Thus we can say "The CEO of Reynholm Industries' office" and mean the office belonging to the CEO, not to "Industries" or to "Reynholm Industries"

    155. Re:Liar. by maiki · · Score: 1

      Regarding tones, I recently read that they came about with the loss of final consonants. When a word ended in a voiced consonant, the consonant was dropped and the word took on a lower tone. Similarly, voiceless consonants became higher tones. Now Mandarin only has (I think) the /n/ and /ng/ final consonants (I guess maybe also the retroflexed /r/). The Wikipedia article on tone covers tone history pretty well.

      I also read a paper by Olle Kjellin which discussed tones in Tibetan, which, he argues, is at a different (earlier) stage of this transition. Tibetan has both final consonants and tone, and the tone is entirely predictable only using phonological rules given the words (with their consonants, which are not always pronounced). Interesting read.

    156. Re:Liar. by Philip_the_physicist · · Score: 1

      "Donut" was most likely used in advertising by a business selling them and probably stuck.

      That seems to be the originhere, certainly

      And as far as I can tell donuts were invented or at least popularized in the US, so if that's true, all donuts are an American import.

      That seems likely, although Berliners might argue the point (since a berliner is an obvious variation on the theme of a doughnut, they probably also had doughnuts at about the same time)

    157. Re:Liar. by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      You use Net nanny? BURN THE HERETIC!
      How can you inflict that on your own child, willfully?
      When I was their age, I was going through horse porn sites without a blink of the eye. Now I'm 16, and not only have I avoided the fate of a convicted rapist, I'm still virgin! (What would you expect on this site...)

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    158. Re:Liar. by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

      I know you're trolling but if I could watch 'em all the time I wouldn't bother with the filter. On the other hand, I don't need the RIAA or the Catch a Predator guy showing up at my house cause my kids were downloading crap without any understanding the consequences. Believe me: You can talk about it 50 times but they're not gonna believe you until it happens.

      This is the solution we have come to in our family. You are free to do otherwise.

      Cheers,
      -l

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    159. Re:Liar. by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      I was half-joking. But, seriously, teach them the consequences, it's not like they are retarded...

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    160. Re:Liar. by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

      11 and 13 year olds are barely above functionally retarded. I have explained it to them. Don't worry about that. No filter is perfect and the older one has started downloading bots for Diablo and Runescape so his exposure has gone waaaay up versus even 6 months ago. He's matured a lot over the last several months and I have rewarded his generally reasonable behavior by unblocking various bits.

      -l

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    161. Re:Liar. by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      Thanks for your reply! I was actually thinking of LAUSD - my memory tells me they were trying to give Foreign Language credit for it. I can't seem to find anything on the subject, so I'll assume I was wrong on that.

      I also did not know that they were able to improve scores with this approach. That is quite interesting. Were there any differences between this approach and California's ESL approach? My own anecdotal experience with ESL was that it created an underclass with poor English skills even into high school.

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    162. Re:Liar. by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      DeKalb County in Georgia has a program they've implemented which teaches students to differentiate between their home speech (AAVE) and school speech (Standard English). It doesn't try to extinguish AAVE speech (as traditionaly Standard English instruction has done, not so much by design as by labelling AAVE erroneous), but focuses on teaching the students to code-switch based on which setting they are in. By not devaluing the home dialect this approach has the advantage of not being inherently alienating to the children. Studies on the program have shown it to be much more effective than traditional standard english instruction.

      Here's a google books link that gives a brief over view of the studies: http://books.google.com/books?id=VvrpUSttLAwC&pg=PA37&lpg=PA37&dq=bidialectal+DeKalb+County&source=bl&ots=-M9gV9j1Pw&sig=dBam36tam2qeBdtQE9vGBaL6zBs&hl=en&ei=LVmfSr-PFpTuswP06Yn-Dw&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=6#v=onepage&q=bidialectal%20DeKalb%20County&f=false

      I can't find the text of the Taylor or Harris-Wright studies themselves, but google scholar offers: http://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=related:YFxPgs-MEhUJ:scholar.google.com/&hl=en

      Wikipedia also discuss the Bridge program methodology here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_American_Vernacular_English#In_education (about halfway down the section). That system is meant to implemented when children first start learning to read. Initial texts are entirely in AAVE, and once children have begun to master the basic written symbol to language connection, Standard English gradually replaces AAVE in the reading texts.

      These programs are largely controversial, but it doesn't make sense for them to be. Bidialectalism is common throughout the world (as is bilingualism). There is nothing wrong with students speaking AAVE at home--I once had Indian roommates, and they spoke mostly Hindi in the apartment. Their English was fine, but they were more comfortable in the language they first learned to speak. Moreover, studies like the Taylor and Harris-Wright studies have shown that trying to extinguish AAVE entirely is counterproductive--students learn even less Standard English. If the goal is teaching Standard English, then the best method for that purpose should be chosen--which seems to be those methods liek Dekalb County's, ones which accept the legitimacy of AAVE as a home dialect and focus on teaching code-switching to the students so they are bidialectal.

      As for California ESL, I have little familiarity with the methods they use, so I can't comment on that.

  2. Were in the mist of a literal revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And dis is how people wil writ in da future.

    1. Re:Were in the mist of a literal revolution by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      And dis is how people wil writ in da future.

      Quite possibly. I would suggest reading "Riddley Walker" by Russell Hoban. He actually manages to turn something like that kind of language into powerful prose.

      Actually, I recommend reading all of his books, they're good literature and full of surprises.

  3. Internet is for porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "In bold new directions."

    I've written and enjoyed reading more porn^w adult fiction than I ever have in school.

  4. Ya! by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I M glad 2 c this iz happening. I wuz so verrrry conserned about teh litteracy levels in r schools.

    Now wen pepl complain 2 me abt kitz not bein litterate, it will give me lolz, the suxors.

    1. Re:Ya! by idontgno · · Score: 3, Funny

      You accidentally the English Language.

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    2. Re:Ya! by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Ah.. so my post is redundant because I didn't hit submit fast enough.

      Post was started when no one had posted anything. People should think before they moderate. Go ahead and give this a -1 Offtopic... but something needed to be said.

    3. Re:Ya! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the whole thing?

    4. Re:Ya! by lxs · · Score: 1

      Never mind the literacy revolution, we need a maturity revolution.

    5. Re:Ya! by shoemilk · · Score: 1
      Have you ever tried to read the Canterbury Tales?

      Wepyng and waylyng, care and oother sorwe I knowe ynogh, on even and a-morwe,' Quod the Marchant, 'and so doon oother mo That wedded been.

      The language changes, get over it.

    6. Re:Ya! by korean.ian · · Score: 1

      Ah.. so my post is redundant because I didn't hit submit fast enough.

      Post was started when no one had posted anything. People should think before they moderate. Go ahead and give this a -1 Offtopic... but something needed to be said.

      U jst need 2 type fstr

    7. Re:Ya! by denis-The-menace · · Score: 1

      We already had one.
      It use to be that kids longed to be adults so that they could do adult things.

      Now I see so many adults doing stupid things that only kids should be doing. Advertising is also geared toward teens and early 20's kids. It seems if you are older than that, you don't count!

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    8. Re:Ya! by u38cg · · Score: 1

      OMG! You asdentaly a verb? lolol

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  5. What About Plagiarism? by bezenek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Internet facilitates easy plagiarism. I assume papers for sale on the 'net generally have good grammar. Is it possible an increase in Internet plagiarism caused the increase in literary quality?

    We certainly know no-child-left-behind did not help the early stages of the pipeline.

    Just a thought...

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    1. Re:What About Plagiarism? by Krneki · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or maybe the spell checking software is getting better and better. I can see more and more AI filters between our thoughts and the final expressions.

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    2. Re:What About Plagiarism? by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 2, Funny

      so.. wow.. you're saying that a huge percentage of papers being turned by my students are plagiarized? Maybe like over 50%?

      I guess you shouldn't answer that. I probably don't want to know the answer...

    3. Re:What About Plagiarism? by Deag · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you are missing the point, she was not just examining class work but "everything from in-class assignments, formal essays, and journal entries to emails, blog posts, and chat sessions."

      It is that people actually are producing a significant body of work outside of formal education that did not happen before.

    4. Re:What About Plagiarism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm...no.

      The last time that was tried was something called 'Clippy.' That didn't work out so well. Spell checking is just spellchecking.

    5. Re:What About Plagiarism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Internet facilitates easy plagiarism. I assume papers for sale on the 'net generally have good grammar. Is it possible an increase in Internet plagiarism caused the increase in literary quality?

      You really shouldn't assume that. Most of the papers you can buy on the Net to hand in are garbage at worst, so unusable that you may as well have done the work yourself. Every teacher has their own standards and requirements, and just buying one from a starving grad student is just as likely to cost you marks because the margins don't meet the instructor's requirements, or the direction the paper was written from was sufficiently different from the teacher's that they're not going to like it.

    6. Re:What About Plagiarism? by bezenek · · Score: 1

      Or maybe the spell checking [and grammar checking] software is getting better and better.

      Excellent point!

      -Todd

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    7. Re:What About Plagiarism? by Entropius · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "The batter pushes currency through the wire." ... even with spellcheck my students manage to sound like dipshits (college EM lab)

    8. Re:What About Plagiarism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Internet doesn't facilitate easy plagiarism. Papers for sale on the 'net generally don't have good grammar. It is not possible an increase in Internet plagiarism caused the increase in literary quality!

      We certainly know no-child-left-behind did help the early stages of the pipeline.

      Just a thought...

    9. Re:What About Plagiarism? by dintlu · · Score: 1

      These are productivity gains, not gains in intelligence or literacy. (or plagiarism)

      The abundance of similar material written about virtually every topic in existence provides the neophyte writer with organizational ideas and pre-organized information they wouldn't have had access to just ten years ago.

      Combine this information superiority with the compositional tools that today's college students have been using their entire lives, and the result is better papers, and more of them.

    10. Re:What About Plagiarism? by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Internet facilitates easy plagiarism. I assume papers for sale on the 'net generally have good grammar. Is it possible an increase in Internet plagiarism caused the increase in literary quality?

      We certainly know no-child-left-behind did not help the early stages of the pipeline.

      Just a thought...

      -jolly

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    11. Re:What About Plagiarism? by Jawn98685 · · Score: 1

      Did you even read the...
      Silly me. Of course you didn't. Otherwise, you'd have known that the author was talking about a good many mediums and applications of "writing", not just term papers.
      Left behind, indeed.

    12. Re:What About Plagiarism? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      We certainly know no-child-left-behind did not help the early stages of the pipeline.

      That is only a recent mistake. US education certainly took a turn for the worse under Reagan but it appears to have already been in decline prior to that. After listening to Rumsfeld and various other leading figures I really feel a sense of embarrassment as to how poorly they understand their native language let alone anything else. Being able to buy a degree or get it on the wrestling mat trickles down to poor standards for everyone. I think it has led to the very annoying habit of US academics redefining commonly used words to mean something completely different and the advertising industry behaving as if it is functionally illiterate AND on drugs.

    13. Re:What About Plagiarism? by bezenek · · Score: 1

      Awesome! But, are you sure my grammar was correct? :-) -Todd

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    14. Re:What About Plagiarism? by bezenek · · Score: 1

      Yes, there were many media. But, I expect the focus was on term papers as that is what academics care about. I might be incorrect.

      Inquiring minds want to know.

      -Todd

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    15. Re:What About Plagiarism? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      Actually, my impression from talking to both profs in other departments and grad students stuck grading (I'm a grad student in math, so we don't need generally to deal with people copying papers off the internet, more from each other) is that papers taken off the internet will generally be at best average and often of poorer quality than the work students would do themselves. This shouldn't be that surprising. People aren't going to sell their work on the internet if they have a high opinion of what they've done. Also, the students most likely to plagiarize in large scale are likely the students who would not have as much writing skill and so are less likely to be able to see that a paper is of very low quality.

    16. Re:What About Plagiarism? by Krneki · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Clippy is from M$, when was the last time M$ did anything innovative?

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    17. Re:What About Plagiarism? by Raffaello · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm a bit older than you; maybe I'm just a bit more familiar with history than you are. You might want to reflect on the era before the telephone. When people of that time wanted to communicate with others some distance away, they wrote letters. Consider how much you would write if your only means of communicating with others you didn't meet face to face was by writing letters. For every literate person of this era, this correspondence constituted a significant body of work outside of formal education.

      One summer I traveled to a part of Peru without telephone service. The only way to communicate with my then girlfriend was by letter. Now my wife, she still has a 2" stack of our onionskin letters to each other, and that was only two months worth of correspondence.

    18. Re:What About Plagiarism? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      ...and the advertising industry behaving as if it is functionally illiterate AND on drugs.

      Are you saying it isn't?

    19. Re:What About Plagiarism? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      It used to happen, tho. See my post above re Byron's output. And he wasn't exceptionally wordy for his day, just got better-preserved than most and with more idle time to put quill to parchment.

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    20. Re:What About Plagiarism? by alphaseven · · Score: 1

      The Internet facilitates easy plagiarism. I assume papers for sale on the 'net generally have good grammar. Is it possible an increase in Internet plagiarism caused the increase in literary quality?

      The Internet makes it a lot easier to "detect" plagiarism, all you have to do is quote a few words from an essay and Google it, or use services like Turnitin.

      Personally I think plagiarism in schools may be declining, it just appears to be increasing because a higher proportion are getting caught.

    21. Re:What About Plagiarism? by Deag · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here is an interesting link for you - USPS historical mail volume and population

      Look at the late 19th century, There was a fair volume, but nothing huge, less than 100 pieces of mail per person per year. And not all that was personal correspondence. Literacy was quite high > 80%

      I still think there is more writing going on now than before.

    22. Re:What About Plagiarism? by cerberusss · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Internet facilitates easy plagiarism. I assume papers for sale on the 'net generally have good grammar. Is it possible an increase in Internet plagiarism caused the increase in literary quality?

      The Internet facilitates easy plagiarism. I assume papers for sale on the 'net generally have good grammar. Is it possible an increase in Internet plagiarism caused the increase in literary quality?

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    23. Re:What About Plagiarism? by Raffaello · · Score: 1

      The overwhelming majority of mail volume today is advertising (i.e. junk mail), not personal correspondence. This was not the case even within living memory, much less the 19th c.

      People wrote *much* more before the advent of the telephone for the simple reason that they had no other choice.

    24. Re:What About Plagiarism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not so simple, with several weeks delay to responses you wouldn't write all that much unless you knew a huge amount of people.
      Not to mention that depending on what time frame you think of, sending a letter had a significant cost attached.
      Even if today you often use the telephone etc., near-instant replies via email or whatever may well mean people do write more.
      Also, with computers writing got quite a bit faster for the average person (compared to e.g. legible hand writing).

    25. Re:What About Plagiarism? by geekoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's asume becasue the same sentence screw up culd be used in Economics, EM, or cooking.

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    26. Re:What About Plagiarism? by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      It looks like you're trying to make a post. Would you like to:
      * log in
      * create an account
      * just troll / crapflood

      Don't forget the green squiggles.

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    27. Re:What About Plagiarism? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I really enjoy how you were modded interesting.

      PS - my spell checker wants to change "modded," which is, admittedly, an Internet-style corruption, into "mode."

      "I really enjoy how you were mode interesting."

    28. Re:What About Plagiarism? by Bent+Mind · · Score: 1

      Or maybe the spell checking software is getting better and better.

      Spell check has improved my spelling. I find the red underlining of words very annoying. It irritates me that I misspelled the word. I'll let the spell checker correct the spelling the first few times. However, I'll also look at what I typed and compare that to the corrected word. If I continue to misspell the word, I'll sit there and attempt to correct it myself, until I get it right.

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    29. Re:What About Plagiarism? by Indefinite,+Ephemera · · Score: 1

      At least your students use spellcheck; some of mine last year thought they could do without both that and proofreading. Fewer by the time of the second assignment...

    30. Re:What About Plagiarism? by gtx · · Score: 1

      Stop being so harsh, she's obviously speaking in metaphor. Let me spell it out for you:

      An intimate knowledge of electrical interworkings coupled with the proper tools for using this knowledge is like a "batter" that is baked into success. Simply applying this "batter" to everyday working applications is much like printing your own money or "pushing currency down the wire."

      The prose is actually quite beautiful, if you think about it.

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  6. tl;dr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    tl;dr

    1. Re:tl;dr by purpledinoz · · Score: 4, Funny

      tl;dr

      tl;dr

    2. Re:tl;dr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being to write concisely and/or being interesting is something people should learn how to do no matter how much those idiot professors don't like it.

    3. Re:tl;dr by Krneki · · Score: 1

      Care? lol

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    4. Re:tl;dr by liquidsin · · Score: 1

      ITT: txtspk, pedants

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    5. Re:tl;dr by yabos · · Score: 1

      wut

    6. Re:tl;dr by martas · · Score: 1

      tl;dr

      tl;dr

      .

    7. Re:tl;dr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tl;dr

      ~

    8. Re:tl;dr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tldr

    9. Re:tl;dr by selven · · Score: 1

      tl;dw

      Uh, I mean:

    10. Re:tl;dr by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 1

      I C wut u did thar.

  7. I think... by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think that is what has been the definition of the modern society over the past four or five decades. We are no longer in a period where "revolutions" happen every so often, divided by long periods of stability. We are now in a period where the revolution is continual.

    From material sciences to the internet revolution, we are seeing things happen on a monthly basis that have huge impacts on us. We are mostly numbed to this because we are used to seeing it. Yet go back three or four generations and look at how life was. Certainly nothing like today.

    My mind still boggles at the fact that I can talk with people half way around the world without leaving my house. That I can collaborate with people with more ease than I would have been a decade ago who lived only fifty miles away. This ability to communicate easily, I think, is the foundation for all of the other revolutions we are seeing.

    I wonder what this world will be like in fifty years. Will these revolutions help make this a much better place to live? Or will we find a way to fuck it up?

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    1. Re:I think... by eln · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I like the "continual revolution" thing, but I think it's been going on for longer than you might think. I would argue the Industrial Revolution was the last true "revolution", and it's been virtually continuous change ever since then. We've had a fairly steady flow of life-changing technologies ever since then, and there's no particular sign of that stopping in the near future.

    2. Re:I think... by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you are right. It is hard to define when it began. From my standpoint, I see it as the period after the major countries began to really recover from World War II. At least from my not-so-educated on the subject perspective, I don't see a whole lot of advancements during the period of time between the two world wars. Granted, certain technology did as it supported the wars. It is also possible I am just ignorant on the subject.

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    3. Re:I think... by SputnikPanic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wonder what this world will be like in fifty years. Will these revolutions help make this a much better place to live? Or will we find a way to fuck it up?

      I sometimes think it'll be the latter. Maybe I've been watching too many dystopian movies, but technology, for all its benefits, can also change societies for the worse. Assume that 50 years from now we have the capability to put chips into people's brains. What will governments do with that sort of capability? I can easily see a proposal being introduced that would allow remote brain monitoring of sex offenders, for example. Science and technology will continue their advance and fifty years from now, I think we'll all be less likely to die from cancer, less likely to be mentally debilitated by Alzheimer's, and physically healthier overall, but I think we'll also have less freedom.

    4. Re:I think... by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      Ever heards about the concept of the Technological Singularity ? ;-)

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    5. Re:I think... by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Yes. However, we are talking about the existence of an actual phenomenon. TS is most likely a fantasy.

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    6. Re:I think... by swillden · · Score: 1

      Consider the evolution of transportation, which started in the industrial revolution with the invention of a practical steam engine and continued unabated thereafter. First steam engines went in to large, heavy vehicles -- ships, then trains. The internal combustion engine made smaller engines more practical, enabling the development of automobiles and, in the early 20th century, aircraft. Along the way were many advancements in rail and road systems, and air traffic control.

      The big wars did briefly (but hugely) accelerate advancements in these fields, but steady progress was made in peace time as well.

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    7. Re:I think... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Well The industrial revolution and electricity were barely within a lifetime of each other, and computers were another few generations later - wheras technology sort of creeped along at that stage, I mean if you consider the lightbulb a piece of technology (Basically just applied electricity).

      Though with the same sense of thinking the Internet is just applied computer technology, and its definately world changing.

      I can't think of anything to have come out IN MY LIFETIME (Last 20 years) that's really been WORLD changing for me, though you would say I'm numbed to it. Aside from the internet blowing up into what it is, what revolutions have taken place?

      I tend to think of it as - its not a continuous revolution, just the current one hasn't ended yet. The industrial revoltion didn't occur overnight. I think the Dawn of computer technology has just barely started.

      Eventually we'll break it down into Quantum computers, and we probably won't be able to get computers any stronger (except by brute force methods like larger chips). And then there won't be much advancements in computer technology.
      But Biotechnics are exciting, and there are advancements that I'm hearing about but haven't directly affected me. And Like XKCD says, this may be the root to immortality, but it won't happen within my lifetime.

      I mean, maybe if we wait long enough, far enough into the future - they'll release IPv6!

    8. Re:I think... by eln · · Score: 2, Funny

      I mean, maybe if we wait long enough, far enough into the future - they'll release IPv6!

      You know, you were making some really good points, but then you went way off into crazytown with this one.

    9. Re:I think... by PieSquared · · Score: 1

      I would argue that the industrial revolution bumped revolutions from "slow" to "average" and the internet bumped it from "average" to "fast". It's hard to imagine what could increase the pace again... but then nobody imagined the internet before it happened either. And probably nobody imagined the industrial revolution either. Of course, this time around we'll have people who are modeling and predicting the behaviors of populations so a prediction seems more likely, but still...

      Note: "slow", "average", and "fast" from the point of view of someone who grew up without the internet.

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    10. Re:I think... by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yet go back three or four generations and look at how life was. Certainly nothing like today

      My late uncle remarked once that his parents were brought up at a time that wasn't very much different than it was a thousand years previous -- horses or feet for transportation, no indoor plumbing or electricity, etc. His mother (my grandmother) was born the year the Wright brothers took off at Kitty Hawk, and she saw the first moon landing. She was born when telephones were extremely rare, and died in 2003, after most people had cell phones and internet access.

      Even in my own life there has been a raft of things invented and developed to the point that what was science fiction is now commonplace. Look at the old Star Trek -- self-opening doors, cell phones ("communicators"), electronic diagnostics in the sick bay, space shuttles, flat screen desktop computers, all were science fiction. I remarked about the medical tech in Sickness, pain, and death. And Star Trek.

      I went back to the treatment room in ER with them, where they had her hooked to Star Trek machines kind of like the ones Dr. McCoy had, only Bones didn't have wires and tubes hooked to his patients. "Damn it, Jim," I can imagine him saying if his patients had wires and tubes in them, "I'm a doctor, not an engineer!"

      When I had my tonsils removed at age six, they used ether to knock you out. Ether is horrible; it makes you feel like you're dying. When I had a hemmoroid operation in 2002, the doctor said "ok, you're going to sleep now" and when I came to it was hard to believe I'd even been unconcious.

      My crazy friend Tom , the same age as me, said once when we were teenagers that someday you would be able to play records in your car. I said he was crazy. Well, he was, but he was right. We didn't have VCRs, let alone DVDs, or microwaves, or fuel injectors, air bags; hell, when I was a kid cars didn't even have seat belts.

      I've said before, to someone my age, we live in a science fiction world.

    11. Re:I think... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Watching old reruns can be very illuminating in this respect.

      The differences in technology has greatly effected what we can do and how we go about it.

      If you were to go back when Star Trek was being first produced
      and played back some 2009 TV shows, it would all seem like
      science fiction to them. They would see a level of technology
      more advanced (for the most part) than the space opera they're
      producing.

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    12. Re:I think... by apoc.famine · · Score: 2, Informative

      I found myself wondering the same a month or two back.
       
      I am a bit of a fan of Scotch, and was sipping on a decent (I thought) Speyside single malt. I happened to be on a Vent server playing a game, along with a guy from Scotland. So, since I had this magical link to Scotland going, I asked him about the scotch I was drinking. He was surprised that A) I was able to find it in the US, and B) that I had chosen what he'd consider a pretty good scotch.
       
      So there I was, drinking and playing a video game at home, and learning something about my drink, from the land it was made in, 6,000 miles away. I realized that if this had been twenty years ago, while I might have had the scotch, I wouldn't have the ability to freely talk to someone from Scotland on a whim.
       
      I remember the first time when I was talking to my parents about one of the games I was playing, and mentioned someone from England. They were amazed that I was just casually chatting with someone thousands of miles away while playing video games. When I pointed out that we had people from the rest of Europe and the Middle East and Asia on the server too, they were astounded.
       
      Forget a literary revolution - we're in the middle of communications revolution. An ideas revolution. A cross-cultural exchange the likes of which has never been seen before.
       
      I'm in a small city in the middle of the US now, and can find food and language from dozens and dozens of countries here. If I want to know more about those things, the internet is a click away. I have a Thai coconut curry sauce in my refrigerator. I saw Thai Eggplants, an Oriental Root Radish, and Chinese Kale at a local farmer's market.
       
      Between the internet and the airplane, we have the ability to mix cultures and ideas like never before. I, like you, really wonder what the world will be like in 50 years, when kids just being born grow up in this sort of world.

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    13. Re:I think... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I would argue the Industrial Revolution was the last true "revolution", and it's been virtually continuous change ever since then.

      Actually, there are many historians who assert that the Industrial Revolution didn't exist; that the idea is a modern construction of how series of events were connected. The revolution (if one must use the term) is all one piece, and pigeonholing history into little boxes like this becomes self-defeating and meaningless.

      I was formerly unconvinced of this, but my wife (who happens to be a PhD history academic) pointed me in the direction of lots of papers, and the evidence has led me to change my mind.

    14. Re:I think... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      I can't think of anything to have come out IN MY LIFETIME (Last 20 years) that's really been WORLD changing for me...

      That is really funny. ROFL. At least it is for someone several times your age. Thing is, you are probably right.

      Of course, you are probably too young to remember the iPod coming out. :-D

    15. Re:I think... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I remember the iPod Coming out, and I remember owning an MP3 Player before it came out. I remember owning a CD... Player thing... I want to call it a "CD-man" because its a walkman that plays CD's but... whatever.

      Point is, Everything that changes Pop Culture today isn't really a breakthrough. Its some technology that existed, was compiled together, and marketted with a flashy appeal.

      If you look at the internet as a breakthrough for computers, then you could almost look at Cloud computing as a breakthrough for the internet. If The Cloud really takes off, I think it'll be the closest thing to a revolution I've seen in my lifetime. (Microblogging is NOT a revolution until EVERYONE is doing it, which I hope I do not fall prey to)

    16. Re:I think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This whole "us vs them" mentality when it comes to the government is rather worrysome. Not because there's a fear of "them", but because people seem to miss the whole "we are the government" part... If you live in a country where you have the freedom to -worry- about the big bad nasty conspiracy filled goverment, then you're also in a position to actually make a change. Quit blaming the advancement of technology for your laziness and MAKE your goverment accept that you have rights. No one else will do it for you, so until you do, they'll just keep doing exactly what they are now. ie: Slowly wittling away your rights while they keep you distracted by 'the evil big-brother technology'.

    17. Re:I think... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Maybe I've been watching too many dystopian movies, but technology, for all its benefits, can also change societies for the worse.

      I don't know. Technology is a small price to pay to not have to live in caves, scared of the dark, covered in lice dying in the ripe old age of 30.

      Personally, I think many people who considering themselves intelligentsia are disturbed by the loss of control of culture or access to information they had in years prior.

      Yes, it results in a lot of reality TV and you tube videos but a lot of very intelligent work has come about that would have not flourished under the old media systems.

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    18. Re:I think... by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Yup, you've watched too many dystopian movies, so has mostly anyone on Slashdot who can't help but think we're bound to head for a dystopian future. Yes, fiction does influence people's perception of reality, even more so when it comes to the perception of the future.

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    19. Re:I think... by Dragoness+Eclectic · · Score: 1

      The true reach of the Internet first came home to me in 1991, during the Persian Gulf War; I was playing on a MUD and one of the regulars there started talking about air raid sirens and that there were missiles coming down, that one had hit and the rest had been shot down...

      He was in Israel, when Iraq launched the Scuds on Israel and we were getting real-time reports from him, before it hit the news in the U.S.

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    20. Re:I think... by SputnikPanic · · Score: 1

      Yes, "we are the government." The problem is that too many people are too stupid, too disinterested, or some combination therein, to take that role seriously. They'd rather watch the finale of some reality show than watch a meaningful debate. Oftentimes they have only a cursory understanding of the issues, they pay little attention to world events, and then they go to the polls and vote from the perspective that anything that gives them more of [insert entitlement here] or makes them "safer" must be good, damn the price, principles, or attendant loss of freedoms and rights.

      A representative democracy is still in my opinion the best form of government for a large society, but it only works when the citizens are informed and engaged.

    21. Re:I think... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      I want to call it a "CD-man" because its a walkman that plays CD's

      Sony made the Discman.

    22. Re:I think... by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      I wonder what this world will be like in fifty years. Will these revolutions help make this a much better place to live? Or will we find a way to fuck it up?

      These are not exclusive options. I assert that the answers to both questions is "most certainly, yes."

      And NO, I'm not going to back that up with substance; this is Slashdot!

    23. Re:I think... by saintlupus · · Score: 1

      My crazy friend Tom , the same age as me, said once when we were teenagers that someday you would be able to play records in your car.

      DeSoto actually had a system called the Highway Hi-fi that did this -- it was a turntable with some sort of fluid base to keep bumps in the road from making the needle skip. There were only a half dozen or so albums that were compatible with its weird geometry, though.

      This random thought brought to you by Slashdot Car Nerd #227599.

      --saint

    24. Re:I think... by Zeelan · · Score: 1

      It would be ignorance for the subject. There were some really fantastic changes in the twenty years between world war I (end 1918) and the start of world war II (Start about 1939ish.) Mostly its probable the time span that gives you a bad impression. Improvements in engines, aviation, transportation, medical science, and electronics happened almost daily during that time. What might be getting you is that it was only 20 years.

    25. Re:I think... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      realized that if this had been twenty years ago, while I might have had the scotch, I wouldn't have the ability to freely talk to someone from Scotland on a whim.

      They did have phones 20 years ago... and even transatlantic phone cables. Although the random Scotsman who answered your phone call may have been confused why some American he doesn't know spent a hundred dollars to call him to ask about the scotch he was drinking.

    26. Re:I think... by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      I agree, the level of communication and interconnection we have today is amazing. The only thing I worry about is sustainability. The things you're talking about all require energy. If we're going to keep running the massive data centers that support our information addiction and shipping eggplants from Thailand to your small town, we're going to need an energy revolution, too.

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    27. Re:I think... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      I sometimes think it'll be the latter. Maybe I've been watching too many dystopian movies, but technology, for all its benefits, can also change societies for the worse.

      A fundamental trait in media is to play upon the fears and/or disquiets of the common person. Looking over the themes in popular fiction, particularly horror, you can tie these directly to fundamental fears of the time.

      Dracula - fear of disease
      Frankenstein - fear of medical science
      50 foot woman - fear of the atomic age
      etc, etc, etc

      Most of this 'technology will eventually take over' fiction is designed to play on our conflict caused by resistance to change.

      It isn't just in pure fiction either, but also in the news media, and even here on slashdot. Remember the story about the girl who was texting and fell in a hole? Because we're still uncomfortable with these devices allowing text-based communication all day long from everywhere, this catches our collective attentions. Never mind that the hole wasn't marked and that she could also have fallen into it while reading a magazine. Focus on the texting because you're not uncomfortable about magazines.

      I may not be taking enough time to express this properly, but hopefully you can get the gist of what I mean to say.

    28. Re:I think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well..... In world war one everyone used buttons. 1917ish - War comes to an end. 1917 - Zipper... Right before the end of WWI. Your pants in other words. 1918 - Superheterodyne radio circuit created. Its just now going out of style with HDMI and Digital TV and radio. 1919 - Toaster. Pop... you got toast! 1919 - Arc Welder. Nice welds! 1920 - Band aid. Yep.... you use them even today. 1922 - insulin... very good when your diabetic. 1923 - Traffic control lights. (I hate red lights.) 1924 - spiral bound notebooks. Yep... we all use them today. 1926 - Liquid fuel rockets. 1927 - PEZ candy... and the quartz crystal watch. You wear one today. 1928 - penicillin, bubble gum, and the electric shaver. 1929 - Car radio 1930 - Scotch tape... first analog computer. 1931 - electron microscope 1932 - Zoom lenses on camras... parking meters for the streets. 1933 - FM radio. 1934 - Magnetic tape recorder. 1935 - Canned Beer. 1937 - Copy machine... and first working jet engine. 1938 - Ballpoint pen... LSD(took five years before they knew what it did.) Freeze dried coffee, for that perfect morning cup. 1939 - War starts.

    29. Re:I think... by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      I agree - that's the #2 pressing problem the world faces at the moment. The #1 is enough clean drinking water, something a large part of the US and 1st world don't pay any attention to. Of course, if you solve #2, there's a good chance you can use that energy to solve #1 as well.

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    30. Re:I think... by u38cg · · Score: 1

      My dad bought a Ford Cortina which must have been a mid sixties vintage in the early 80s. It had an after market record player, and on a smooth road it worked surprisingly well.

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      [FUCK BETA]
    31. Re:I think... by laddiebuck · · Score: 1

      You're confusing two issues. The inexorable trend of history so far has been towards more freedom and less privacy. In 50 years you'll have very little recognisable privacy by today's standards, and volumes more freedom. I know the two are easy to confuse, but think about it.

    32. Re:I think... by Bent+Mind · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with your post. My Grandmother has a great story from her childhood. When her Father purchased his first car, around 1925, he couldn't figure out how to stop it. He was heard yelling "Whoa" as he crashed through the barn. It is truly amazing to listen to her stories. She lived through the depression, race riots, the start of airlines, the construction of Interstate highways, several wars, the beginning of television, the beginning of computers, space travel, and other world-changing events. The world of today is nothing like the world she was born into. I'd have liked to hear the stories her father had.

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    33. Re:I think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we're in the middle of communications revolution. An ideas revolution. A cross-cultural exchange the likes of which has never been seen before.

      What were you exchanging? Virtual bullets? I do admit the breakdown of borders is great, you can whack off to a naked Japanese girl, a naked blonde European girl and an American girl one after the other. We live in a magical time.

    34. Re:I think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe I've been watching too many dystopian movies...

      Literacy revolution, indeed.

  8. College students? by Jhon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Stanford Study of Writing to scrutinize college students' prose

    Why not study the "prose" of high-school students? Particularly the "prose" of the ever increasing number of high-school drop outs?

    "Reviving [out ability to write]"? Yeah. And if I did a study that only looked at NASA engineers, I'd think we were all rocket scientists.

    1. Re:College students? by Jhon · · Score: 1

      Ug... wish there was an edit function.

      [OUR ability to write]

    2. Re:College students? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Hmm...having read NASA engineers' writing, I can safely say that education has no correlation with ability to express oneself in the written word.

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      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
    3. Re:College students? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would be perfectly comfortable studying college students. What seems like a bad idea is extrapolating Stanford students out to other college students. From her evidence, I would conclude that Stanford students are in the midst of a literacy revolution, not that everyone else is. She's obviously not a Statistics professor.

    4. Re:College students? by Aim+Here · · Score: 1

      I'd only conclude that some (14673) Stanford students were in the midst of a literacy revolution, between 2001 and 2006.

      You're obviously not a mathematics major!

    5. Re:College students? by maxume · · Score: 1

      The statistical literacy revolution is scheduled for 2030.

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    6. Re:College students? by Aim+Here · · Score: 1

      Ugh. There was supposed to be a less than sign before '14673' but slashdot
      nuked it.

      I'm obviously not a slashcode guru.

    7. Re:College students? by WinPimp2K · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "..having read NASA engineer's writing..."

      Oh come on, it's not like the ability to express oneself in the written word is rocket science.
      (though to be honest, NASA "engineers" spend more time pushing paperwork than they do bending tin.)

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      You either believe in rational thought or you don't
    8. Re:College students? by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Of course there is an increasing number of high school drop outs. The population is growing and those that were drop outs last year, are likely still drop outs this year. (If you return to school later in life and graduate, are you still considered a drop out?)

      If, however, you look at the high school drop out rates you will see they have generally been in decline for the past 30 years.
      http://www.childtrendsdatabank.org/indicators/1HighSchoolDropout.cfm

    9. Re:College students? by korean.ian · · Score: 1

      Never mind college students; these are students from one of the better schools in the country (if my understanding is correct). What about reading some Junior College or technical school students' writing? I would hope that a school of the quality Stanford puports itself to be has students with an above average grasp of the English language.

    10. Re:College students? by Selfbain · · Score: 1

      the ever increasing number of high-school drop outs

      [Citation Needed]

      Both in Canada and the US, it looks like drop out rates have reduced rather substantially in recently years.

      http://nces.ed.gov/pubs2007/dropout05/NationalEventDropout.asp
      http://www.statcan.gc.ca/pub/71-222-x/2008001/sectionf/f-dropout-abandon-eng.htm

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    11. Re:College students? by Jhon · · Score: 1

      Big problem with how those sources get their data. I'd suggest reading up on their methodology.

      You may want to review these locations:

      http://www.epi.org/publications/entry/book_grad_rates/
      http://www.nber.org/reporter/2008number1/heckman.html
      http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/20/education/20graduation.html

    12. Re:College students? by buchner.johannes · · Score: 1

      My questions is: Would it have been a headline on /. if she had said the opposite?

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  9. Really? I don't think so. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like" I rest my case.

  10. And Today is Reading Rainbow's Final Broadcast by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 5, Informative

    But you don't have to take my word for it!

    "The show will cease airing on PBS on Friday, August 28, 2009 after 26 years on the air."
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reading_Rainbow

    duh duh DUH!

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    1. Re:And Today is Reading Rainbow's Final Broadcast by bugeaterr · · Score: 2, Funny

      Reading Rainbow has been in decline since Geordi ditched them for that Chief Engineer position.

    2. Re:And Today is Reading Rainbow's Final Broadcast by LoudMusic · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://scifi.videosift.com/video/Reading-Rainbow-Star-Trek-Next-Generation-Behind-The-Scenes

      Just to be sure, you are aware he did both shows at the same time and has always been the host of Reading Rainbow?

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    3. Re:And Today is Reading Rainbow's Final Broadcast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It didn't ruin my day or anything, but it is kind of a downer that another of the good and actually educational kid TV programs is going off the air. I know it's partly because I used to watch it when I was a small child, but it's also because I really don't see any of the modern kid's programs stressing reading can be fun like Reading Rainbow did.

      Well at least LeVar Burton is new finding projects to work on.

    4. Re:And Today is Reading Rainbow's Final Broadcast by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      This is just sad. Worst news all week...

    5. Re:And Today is Reading Rainbow's Final Broadcast by Hatta · · Score: 1

      It really is a shame. The story on NPR about this said that it was being dropped in favor of shows that focus on giving kids the tools for reading (spelling, phonics, etc.) instead of inculcating a love of reading itself. That is important I'll grant, but once kids know how to read, they also need to know why to read.

      If kids aren't motivated to read by realizing that it opens doors in the mind, that it can transport you to other places, reading will be just another menial exercise. I'm sure you've heard people complain about algebra "I'll never use this, what effect could it have on my life?". Well that's where reading is headed if people aren't shown what reading can do for them. There's more to literacy than just converting shapes into sounds. PBS members with kids should be up in arms over this.

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    6. Re:And Today is Reading Rainbow's Final Broadcast by rpillala · · Score: 1

      In education we call that part of reading "decoding" and the rest of it is creating meaning in your brain. Or mind, I guess. I'm sure there's a jargon-laden debate about that as well.

      Current soulless approaches to reading education also require the reader to set a purpose for reading before actually beginning a reading session. There are only three purposes: reading to perform a task, reading to be informed, and reading for literary experience. Reading Rainbow was about the last of these. The PBS executive in that NPR story, IMO, missed the point of Reading Rainbow.

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    7. Re:And Today is Reading Rainbow's Final Broadcast by DrivingBear · · Score: 1

      But you don't have to take my word for it!

      "The show will cease airing on PBS on Friday, August 28, 2009 after 26 years on the air." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reading_Rainbow

      duh duh DUH!

      Unless of course you added that line to the wikipedia article. In which case you'd be sourcing yourself and we'd be taking your word for it twice.

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      How can that be?
    8. Re:And Today is Reading Rainbow's Final Broadcast by xant · · Score: 1

      Didn't you read the article? They've clearly succeeded in their mission to make everyone literate.

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    9. Re:And Today is Reading Rainbow's Final Broadcast by CmdrPorno · · Score: 1

      Reading Rambo will not be airing tonight, because Rambo has not learned how to read.

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    10. Re:And Today is Reading Rainbow's Final Broadcast by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Are they going to hang a 'Mission Accomplished' banner?

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  11. What do you mean the sky isn't falling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But... but... societal decline! The good ol' days! My generation and my recent ancestors' generations were the best, not like these spoiled rotten immoral kids! Everyone knows that Generation $NEWEST_BUZZWORD has been been corrupted by $NEWEST_MORAL_PANIC! This is obviously just some... some ivory tower elite INTELLECTUAL manipulating statistics (which every God-fearing American knows are less reliable than unexamined personal biases) to justify violence and sex in $NEW_MEDIA (which is much worse than the $OLD_MEDIA that I consume).

    1. Re:What do you mean the sky isn't falling? by ChefInnocent · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Replace: God-fearing American with: $SELF_RIGHTEOUS_GROUP

    2. Re:What do you mean the sky isn't falling? by sznupi · · Score: 1

      That's just what getting old means.

      And yes, not falling into this BS, beeing able to realise that current times are better than ever (also for you!), is a large part of staying young much longer that most people around...but then you have to also find more mature way to not hate new generations ("we're the best one, now it's only decline" is IMHO simply a byproduct of jealousy and/or hate, or at least sorrow)

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    3. Re:What do you mean the sky isn't falling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Replace: God-fearing American with: $SELF_RIGHTEOUS_GROUP

      Well, both phrases are functionally identical.

  12. I agree by Deag · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I found this interesting:

    Of all the writing that the Stanford students did, a stunning 38 percent of it took place out of the classroomâ"life writing, as Lunsford calls it. Those Twitter updates and lists of 25 things about yourself add up.

    It's almost hard to remember how big a paradigm shift this is. Before the Internet came along, most Americans never wrote anything, ever, that wasn't a school assignment. Unless they got a job that required producing text (like in law, advertising, or media), they'd leave school and virtually never construct a paragraph again.

    It makes a lot of sense. This idea of their being a golden age of people hand writing letters to each other is bullshit for the vast majority of the populace.

    She might not be popular with some people in actually praising a new generation. I remember watching a discussion on some TV show once where a professor stated that in his experience the current young people were much more diligent and hard working than previous generations. It didn't go down well at all with the rest of the tut-tuting panel.

    1. Re:I agree by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 3, Informative

      I

      It makes a lot of sense. This idea of their being a golden age of people hand writing letters to each other is bullshit for the vast majority of the populace.

      l.

      There was such a golden age. It's just that no one is alive from that time anymore (nor has been in my lifetime). According to several historians, the armies that fought in the Civil War were the most literate armies in history up until sometime right around the year 2000, and possibly since (the show I watched discussing this was produced between 1996 and 2004--I don't remember more accurately than that).

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    2. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >She might not be popular with some people in actually praising a new generation.

      Heheheheheheheheeee.

      BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA.

      cough,cough,cough

      AAAAHAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA

    3. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "where a professor stated that in his experience the current young people were much more diligent and hard working than previous generations"

      Well, of course you are. How else are you going to afford those tuner upgrades?

      Or escape the neighborhood with the repeatable bass?

      The "old" generations can't think with that noise, so of course you get more shit done. It's just USELESS stuff--working at call centers, distribution plants, etc. They aren't tech jobs, scientific improvements on par with the last generation, etc.

      Hard work is not smart work.

      Young people always work harder than the last generation; you have more opportunities to given the previous--it just doesn't last because you're doing useless crap because there isn't much else good shit to do left because you aren't enabled to. This is why things are so often "reinvented" or "discovered" on /., only to have posters point out someone did it 30 years ago a la NASA vs. Goddard.

    4. Re:I agree by sanyasi · · Score: 1

      According to several historians, the armies that fought in the Civil War were the most literate armies in history up until sometime right around the year 2000

      The battle of Gettysburg had a total of 200,000 combatants. Lee had 75000 men, and the Union forces had 94,000 men. Citation. The battle of Passchendaele had 800,000 dead, wounded or captured alone. 3 million troops fought in total in the American Civil War. There were over 38 million dead, wounded or missing combatants in World War 1, and that doesn't even count how many participated. We're talking orders of magnitude more soldiers, obviously some of them were dumb as fuck.

    5. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and when I started people worked long hours with minimal complaint. The hours were productive with little supervision. Contrast that by the current standard where no one wants to work past 40 hours a week and you have to watch them like a hawk

      Do you pay them as well as you did in the 70's? You know the average worker actually has less disposable income than in the 70's? We haven't kept up with inflation. Corps don't give a shit about employees, why would employees care about you? How many companies have a retirement policy? How many even give you a watch after 25 years anymore? How many have simply laid off employees to cut costs? How many have closed little factories to produce stuff in a big one or overseas?

      There are so many reason to not give a shit about your employer, I don't know how anyone does it anymore... :|

    6. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Ah yes, those bygone and halcyon days. Where our sophisticated and enlightened forefathers... fought a bloody civil war over the question of whether "inferior" humans deserved de jure slavery or merely de facto slavery.

    7. Re:I agree by Reziac · · Score: 1

      People like to talk. Lacking face to face or voice communication, they will talk through writing, ie. letters. Hell, look what we're doing right now!

      A curiosity in my personal library -- an 1847 complete works of Byron, including ALL of his letters and journals. I swear, the man's pen NEVER shut up. It's 625 crowded double-column pages in 3 or 4 point type. Imagine his output with the greater speed of a computer and keyboard instead of a quill and inkwell!!

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    8. Re:I agree by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      The total population of the United States in 1860 was a little over 31 million ( http://www.civilwarhome.com/population1860.htm ). This includes the states that would become the Confederate States.The population of the United States in 1910 was a little over 92 million. In 1912 the population of Germany was a little over 66 million, Russia was about 173 million, the population of the UK was around 20 million. So comparing raw numbers doesn't really tell us anything. By your own numbers the soldiers that fought in the American Civil War were 10% of the population. That means they were probably a pretty good cross section of the populace.

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    9. Re:I agree by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Before the Internet came along, most Americans never wrote anything, ever, that wasn't a school assignment.

      Is she 18? That is totally f'ing wrong. I lived quite a few years before the (popular adoption of the) internet. I remember adults and children writing things all the time outside of school. They were called diaries, notebooks, stories, or letters, and at the very least, you'd get one letter a year from everyone you knew (a Christmas letter). Nowadays, Christmas letters are just postcard pictures, and everyone posts their diaries online. The internet hasn't helped literacy; it's helped *typing*, but that's about it.

    10. Re:I agree by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      no one wants to work past 40 hours a week because you watch them like a hawk.

      You know what? If I get the job done in less than 40 hours, maybe I'm working smarter or using newer, better tools than the guys from the 1980s. Maybe I don't appreciate being twice as productive as my predecessors and getting comparatively half the pay. And then you think it's okay to try and get me to work 60 hours instead of 40 to try an eek out triple the 1980s production level? Screw you, you micromanaging pissant.

    11. Re:I agree by Rycross · · Score: 1

      Contrast that by the current standard where no one wants to work past 40 hours a week ...

      This is about where I stopped reading your post. You're complaining that people aren't dedicating large portions of their personal lives, free of charge, to you, so you can make more money. You are the one being selfish, and I'm going to have to side with your employees. I'm glad I'll never work for you.

    12. Re:I agree by Teriblows · · Score: 1

      Yup, the truth is past generations were either barely literate, or just yacked away endlessly on the telephone. Thats what recent generation children did, yack yack yack. thats the least enriching intellectually, you are limited to the knowledge of your circle of friends and that tends to be a shallow pool indeed, a boring yackfest online doesn't happen much since you can easily find more interesting information just a few clicks away.

  13. The written word by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 0

    When on the one hand our letters are soon forgotten in the pile of loose papers including the stack of newspapers that we once subscribed to but never read and just folded in half and put into the corner to gather dust like the Jefferson memorial and on the other hand our personal correspondence in digital form lives forever on servers and hard drives and websites recording not only each worthless word but also each visit by us the authors as well as them the audience for seemingly ever until the password is forgotten or the account expires like our aforementioned newspaper subscription, we proud and vain humans find that having a little historical impact in our own way is better than nothing and are reacting as such.

    Not that anyone cares what we are writing.

  14. Education. by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

    Well, considering how the vast majority of people today, at all social levels, are educated to one extent or another, even compared to a mere 100 years ago, it certainly is very impressive.

    On the other hand, judging from the quality of writing I see online and work submitted by my own college students I beg to differ. But then, the more people we have going through the educational system the more likely the overall standard will decline somewhat.

    1. Re:Education. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... the more people we have going through the educational system the more likely the overall standard will decline somewhat.

      Or that the bar will be raised...

  15. The sins of youth... by stagg · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One thing that is important is to remember that in nearly every generation for at least the last three hundred years there's been a tendency for a certain kind of comfortable intellectual to shake their heads and decry the downfall of civilization, the irreverence of youth and the death of literacy and wisdom. Noticing that trend does not necessarily make it incorrect, but it certainly makes it suspicious. I suspect it says more about a certain type of person than it does about our culture. With that said however, there is change going on, although unlike Dr Lunsford I think that any judgment of what is going on exactly is a bit premature: it's all guesswork right now. Her analysis isn't too bad, but it's not necessarily better than anyone else's guess. What Dr Lunsford has undertaken is very subjective, and it's almost impossible for her to get any kind of objective research or testable results. Given a century or two of distance and perspective that may become easier. (If we're still around then. ha)

    1. Re:The sins of youth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      I see no hope for the future of our people if they are dependent on frivolous youth of today, for certainly all youth are reckless beyond words... When I was young, we were taught to be discreet and respectful of elders, but the present youth are exceedingly disrespectful and impatient of restraint.
      - Hesiod, 700 BC

      Our earth is degenerate in these latter days; there are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end; bribery and corruption are common; children no longer obey their parents; every man wants to write a book and the end of the world is evidently approaching.

      - Assyrian tablet, 2800 BC

      We live in a decaying age. Young people no longer respect
      their parents. They are rude and impatient. They frequently
      inhabit taverns and have no self control.
      - Egyptian tomb, 4000 BC

    2. Re:The sins of youth... by syrinx · · Score: 1

      As they say on Wikipedia, [citation needed].

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    3. Re:The sins of youth... by russotto · · Score: 1

      You'll find similar complaints in _The Iliad_, about how back in Hercules day everything was better.

    4. Re:The sins of youth... by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      One thing that is important is to remember that in nearly every generation for at least the last three hundred years there's been a tendency for a certain kind of comfortable intellectual to shake their heads and decry the downfall of civilization, the irreverence of youth and the death of literacy and wisdom.

      300!?! I've read ancient greek writings espousing the same sentiment.

    5. Re:The sins of youth... by stagg · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you're right... but my expertise ends around 1600. ;)

    6. Re:The sins of youth... by maxume · · Score: 1

      Ever try a search engine? Google handles giant blocks of text quite well (it makes my cry when I see some poofter librarian ranting about teaching people how to 'properly search', as if the ontologies they have constructed are more useful than smart automated indexing).

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    7. Re:The sins of youth... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      I'd say it's much more general than you suggest; those opinions could be, in large part, simple projections (to "whole world" scale) of the fact that, for old people, their world is indeed at the end.

      Throw in some grief when looking at possibilities of youth (especially when times are better now), and there you go...

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    8. Re:The sins of youth... by stagg · · Score: 1

      Possibly. But that would've been unsubstantiated speculation on my part, and I was trying to stick to observable trends that I felt I knew a little bit about!

    9. Re:The sins of youth... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.

      -- Plato, quoting Socrates (allegedly)

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    10. Re:The sins of youth... by niktemadur · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Thank you very much for this. I'm saving all three quotes as important reminders of the ever present danger of calcifying as one grows older.

      These quotes, however, do not address other situations at local levels. As a citizen of Mexico, there are many things to be concerned... no, dismayed about:

      - Kidnapping for ransom, as well as extortion, has reached a historical high and remained there for a decade, and these are just the official numbers, many of these occurrences are not reported. Most of these kidnappings are a side venture by low level drug traffickers, sanctioned by their overlords.
      - Decapitated bodies popping up in well transited thoroughfares all over, in Tijuana there have even been barrels of acid with semi-dissolved bodies inside, "narco-messages" with atrocious spelling (at least I'm trying to keep it on topic here) pinned to the "trophies", the criminal cartels flaunting their actions and mocking the law.
      - Closer to home: Several years ago, on the Mexican Independence Day weekend, I heard what sounded like prolonged firecrackers very late at night, and gave it no more thought... until the next day, when the news reported that a nearby ranch was owned by a drug trafficker, and was raided by a rival gang. Seventeen men, women and children were executed by gunfire.
      - No matter how many of these lowlifes are killed or arrested, a seemingly never ending swarm of barbaric wannabe "Scarfaces" (with a median lifespan of less than thirty years) seem to fill the empty slots.
      - Meanwhile, the army patrols the highways and streets, stopping and screening us, chipping away at our civil liberties, and the population is so desperate that polls show that the majority of citizens support this.

      Is it any wonder that Mexico, along with Pakistan, has been classified as a potentially failed state, one step away from the socio-political status of Somalia?
      Sadly for Mexico, there is no end in sight, as the only hope is to shift the paradigm and legalize drugs that are not patented by the pharmaceutical industry, yanking the rug from beneath this colossally huge black market economy. But too many people in power have a vested interest in maintaining the status quo.

      So yes, I do see a decaying age, up close and personal, but on a local level and not the way the nearsighted ancients described, so I'd like to conclude with a Garrison Keillor quote: "If the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world".

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    11. Re:The sins of youth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note, although, that all of these civilizations collapsed.

    12. Re:The sins of youth... by Bent+Mind · · Score: 1

      nearly every generation for at least the last three hundred years there's been a tendency for a certain kind of comfortable intellectual to shake their heads and decry the downfall of civilization, the irreverence of youth and the death of literacy and wisdom. Noticing that trend does not necessarily make it incorrect, but it certainly makes it suspicious.

      I would say the statement is correct. However, it fails to ask a couple of questions. For every downfall of civilization, how many new civilizations are created? Or for that matter, how often does civilization reinvent itself? For every wisdom lost, how many are gained? As to the irreverence of youth, it is that youth that carries us forward.

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    13. Re:The sins of youth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and all those great Empires are gone...

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  17. Temporary phenomenon? by eln · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can see why the Internet would have increased literacy in the short term. After all, it's still primarily a text-based medium, and so you need some level of reading and comprehension skill to be able to participate.

    However, as the Internet moves more toward video, from youtube to video blogs to more and more stories on news sites being offered only as videos, will that jump in literacy be sustained? We're quickly moving from an Internet where large volumes of text were passed back and forth to an Internet where videos are passed around, and commentary on them is in the form of very brief twitter-length comments. So, I'm skeptical that people using the Internet in 10 years will be doing any more reading (or writing, for that matter) than people watching TV do now.

    1. Re:Temporary phenomenon? by AlHunt · · Score: 1

      > I can see why the Internet would have increased literacy in the short term.

      Don't forget the study looks only at writing produces by college students. I did not RTFA yet, but I have to wonder about the rest of the world at large.

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    2. Re:Temporary phenomenon? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I can see why the Internet would have increased literacy in the short term. After all, it's still primarily a text-based medium, and so you need some level of reading and comprehension skill to be able to participate

      That level being "borderline illiterate" for the most part.

      LOLZ.

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    3. Re:Temporary phenomenon? by royallthefourth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      However, as the Internet moves more toward video, from youtube to video blogs to more and more stories on news sites being offered only as videos, will that jump in literacy be sustained? We're quickly moving from an Internet where large volumes of text were passed back and forth to an Internet where videos are passed around, and commentary on them is in the form of very brief twitter-length comments. So, I'm skeptical that people using the Internet in 10 years will be doing any more reading (or writing, for that matter) than people watching TV do now.

      I can't imagine video will become much easier to put on the web than it is now (but don't quote me in the future!). I suspect most of our communication will remain text-based if only because it's much easier for me(and undoubtedly others) to produce an intelligent sounding text comment than it is to produce a (good) video or audio clip. For the last two cases, I'd ramble on and on and need to re-record many segments of it rather than just fixing typos and changing words for clarity. Also, many of us here are fast readers and would prefer to take in the information at our reading pace rather than a slower talking pace.

      I hammered this comment out in about a minute; I imagine a video of comparable quality would've taken me ten times as long.
      One more thing: if you've ever used Xbox Live, you understand why someone would rather read text than hear the author's voice. Most people's voices just don't sound very good and it gets in the way of the message.

    4. Re:Temporary phenomenon? by eln · · Score: 1

      I hammered this comment out in about a minute; I imagine a video of comparable quality would've taken me ten times as long.

      And just think how much longer it would take to record a GOOD comment!

      Sorry, nothing personal. I just couldn't let such an easy opportunity get by. Seriously though, I do mostly agree with you, but compare the quality of the comments on a site such as this and the comments on a site like youtube. I also prefer to read things on the Internet rather than watch them, because usually it takes less time to get more information that way, but the number of people who think like that may shrink as generations coming up experience the Internet as a medium primarily concerned with video-based content.

      Also, discussion forums, most of which feature comments that are barely intelligible, will probably remain text for the foreseeable future. However, longer blog posts and news articles -- in which sentence structure, grammar, and things of that nature are generally give more attention -- may move largely to video. This alone could reduce or eliminate this so-called "literacy revolution."

    5. Re:Temporary phenomenon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Much more importantly, particularly for younger generations, reading is faster then listening, and skimming a video is almost impossible (at least right now) therefore, the young generation will stick with text for quite a while. Note that htey text while we call. They eschew voicemail while many of us know how to dial striaght to voice mail to avoid people.

    6. Re:Temporary phenomenon? by Mishotaki · · Score: 1

      As my bandwith limits went from unlimited to 200 gigs a month and now to 100 gigs a month, i'm quite a lot more weary of that video content... i prefer to keep my porn animated while keeping your comments written and not the other way around...

  18. i has good literacy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    j/k

  19. Bold new directions by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

    Actually, I think she's right in most ways. It's silly that people believe a technology whose use is based on the ability to write and comprehend written word would hurt literacy. Has it been changed? Absolutely. But I think it has evolved into a less 'fluffy' version.

    In my last year of high school there was english lit and english tech. Lit was first and involved prose, allegories, 'What is the author really trying to say?', etc. Tech involved being as clear and concise as possible. Nothing fancy, just "Git 'er done". I think we're now where people are not interested in the fluff - show me what I need to know and let's carry on.

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  20. Please cite specific examples. by stainless-steel-vash · · Score: 2, Informative

    I am going to have to call BS on this one. Two things: 1. Just because all your friends speak the same level of garbage doesn't make you more "Literate." It just means everyone you know speaks like an idiot. It's great that you speak to your audiences level, now let's raise the caliber of that general level. 2. While studying editing for my Degree in Writing (Business and Technical) I had to edit a paper from an Honors level student. I couldn't even understand what point he was trying to make. So, what papers, and from what colleges/universities was she reviewing? I've seen some doozies even up to last month. It's hard to edit for grammar and not touch the content when the content is a turd.

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  21. Who would've thunk it? by monoqlith · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's weird how communicating by reading and writing many more times over than we did during the 20th Century would have somehow made us better at it....

  22. In other news, 500 gamers in Seattle = good sample by bmcnally · · Score: 5, Insightful


    This sound familiar to the wonky research that was showcased a couple of weeks ago - that gamers are fat, depressed, and have an average age of 35. Data collection is everything. A sample of students taken only from Stanford, or Harvard, MIT, CalTech, is hardly representative of the nation as a whole. Those who get into these schools typically have SAT and ACT scores well above average - in both Math and English (viewing the demographics page at the study's homepage confirms this). In fact, if other research is to be believed, these are the types of people that are least likely to use Twitter, Facebook, etc excessively.

    A more comprehensive study would grab a frequency weighted sample that looked at a larger number of students at large public universities, as well as a significant number of students from community colleges.

    Unfortunately, when I go to the site, all of the pages under "methods" are giving me 404s.

  23. Language is fluid, let it flow by Laxitive · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was happy to read this article. It reflects what has slowly become my perspective on online use of language.

    Speaking as an immigrant who originally struggled with the English language for the first few years I spent in North America, I love English. I love how some parts make no sense, and how it's infused with slang from cultural experiences gathered from far and wide. Formal english is completely different from slang english, pigdin english, or online english... but I don't see the latter examples as _inferior_, simply different... wonderfully different.

    People often confuse the notion of "writing English in a way that I can relate to" with "writing good English". This is not so. Language is most exciting when it is adulterated, compromised, and infused with the particulars of its speakers. I spent 3 years of adolescence in Louisiana, back in the 90s. While others were scoffing at the notion of ebonics, I was lapping up inner city slang: that beautiful, musical, profane prose. While others bemoan the so-called regression identified with online linguistic idioms, the 4-chanisms, and earlier the Jeff-K-isms, the flippant irreverence which with modern youth take ownership of their speech, I celebrate it.

    Who wants to read things in the same way they've always written? Not to say that great writers of the past are stale - I still relish my Twain, Irving, Rushdie, and other masters of script - but I don't see the point in taking an adversarial perspective on the evolution of language.... and have no doubt, language IS evolving online. Literature is evolving online. The presentation is changing, the context is changing, the composition is changing, the references are changing... it's fucking exciting to watch.

    -Laxitive

    1. Re:Language is fluid, let it flow by Hatta · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The point of writing is to communicate. If your audience has to struggle to figure out what your slang means, you're not communicating effectively. Here's an example from just yesterday on slashdot. The guy may have had an interesting point to make, but I sure couldn't tell. Maybe you find that kind of language "exciting", I find it useless.

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    2. Re:Language is fluid, let it flow by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I hope you are a teacher. Your enthusiasm is downright infectious! :D

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    3. Re:Language is fluid, let it flow by wiresquire · · Score: 1

      Fo shizzle, ma laxative.

      You keep on dribblin' tha' ish.
      ws

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    4. Re:Language is fluid, let it flow by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have mod points that I wanted to use on other posts but this one forces me to reply.

      I'm glad you enjoy English. I love it, myself. Unfortunately, I think you're a bit too generous with your praise of the beauty of dialects. Most to the point, you say:

      Language is most exciting when it is adulterated, compromised, and infused with the particulars of its speakers.

      I must disagree in the strongest terms. Language that incorporates seemingly random variations is exciting only to the extent that you enjoy solving puzzles over clear communication. On the contrary, to me language is most exciting when it communicates.

      It can do so in many ways. Beautiful poetry can be hard to read but well worth it. Ebonics might be the only way to talk to some people. 4chan-isms may work on 4chan. (Personally, the learning curve is too steep for me; 12chan was my limit for understanding such things.) But none of these is useful outside their niche.

      "Good English" does, in fact, exist. It changes and is influenced by all the things you mention but it is not rendered incomprehensible by them. It evolves slowly enough that it can be used as a common communications channel between *all* readers without regard to generation or lifestyle. When new words or ways of using the language are accepted into "Good English", they may sound a bit funny to an older generation but they don't prevent that older generation from understanding. Context should be sufficient to suss out the meaning.

      When a new form of speech is sufficiently radical that it can't be understood by everyone (perhaps with a little effort) and when the author insists on using it anyway out of some misguided belief that their way of doing things is ordained by the universe as their right, then these wonderful, poetic, profane strains of the language become, to be blunt, wrong.

      If someone speaks a strong flavor of cajun or ebonics or what-have-you, that's just fine. If they create written works where those flavors are so strong as to hinder understanding then offer up their works for the world to read, then they just don't write well.

      For people who share my hobbies that mostly involve shooting, I often cite the example of Zediker's Handloading for Competition, a technical book concerning how to make ammunition. In the forward, the writer says he has a degree in English from Ole Miss and that this gives him permission to murder the language because he actually knows better. He then proceeds to murder the language repeatedly in the book, putting into print deep-south faux-regionalisms so thick as to be occasionally incomprehensible. If the book hadn't contained so much wonderful technical insight, I would have thrown it away after reading the first chapter.

      Nobody has permission to murder the language if they want to communicate broadly. In limited circumstances, feel free to go nuts. Good things often result. But don't forget that, yes, there is such a thing as "Good English" and, most of the time, it's the preferred method of communication hereabouts. "Good English" is not merely "writing English in a way that I can relate to", it's writing English in a way we can all relate to.

      Unless you don't speak English. :-)

    5. Re:Language is fluid, let it flow by lewiscr · · Score: 1

      If your audience has to struggle to figure out what your slang means, you're not communicating effectively.

      Shakespear did just that, on purpose. He was lambasted for it then, and gets props for it today. I laugh, thinking of all the literary snobs of the future discussions Tu-Pac's life work.

    6. Re:Language is fluid, let it flow by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Shakespeare is incredibly overrated. It's the Emperor's New Clothes effect. All those smart people think he's great, so you have to think he's great too or people won't think you are smart. In reality, his plays are nothing more than 16th century soap opera.

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    7. Re:Language is fluid, let it flow by u38cg · · Score: 1

      That's not communicating, that's the equivalent of slavering in a bar at someone you think cares about your drunken ranting. And I wouldn't be surprised if that poster *was* drunk.

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    8. Re:Language is fluid, let it flow by lewiscr · · Score: 1

      I guess my point is, where do you draw the line between "Wordsmith" and "not communicating effectively"?

    9. Re:Language is fluid, let it flow by u38cg · · Score: 1

      Weel ma man. Fit dae ye dae gin ye're nae fasht aboot aebody at cannae spik yer leid? Dae A hiv tae scrib yer "right" English jist fir yir notion o purity? Just because you can communicate on a certain level (and I do for the benefit of /.ers who don't come from north of Berwick) doesn't mean that the way I can and do write in other contexts is any less valid, but.

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    10. Re:Language is fluid, let it flow by martyros · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, to me language is most exciting when it communicates.

      And what do you think people are doing when they talk to each other using various sub-dialects? If people speaking "Ebonics" to each other didn't communicate, they wouldn't bother speaking. The fact is that they communicate better to each other by speaking a comfortable dialect they're all fluent in, rather than speaking Standard English.

      But don't forget that, yes, there is such a thing as "Good English" and, most of the time, it's the preferred method of communication hereabouts.

      Yes there is, and needs to be, a Standard English (American) that everyone learns to speak and to write. But telling people who are speaking their own dialect, the dialect they grew up speaking, that they feel comfortable with and that their closest friends and family speak, is "wrong" and "murdering English" is counterproductive. I think it would be much better if we said, "You're speaking a valid dialect of English, and one you should continue to use and enjoy. But it's also important for you to learn to write and to speak Standard English."

      Re the book you mentioned, I think you're right that using phrases from his local dialect really limits the accessibility to other readers. But I wonder if the whole "your English is wrong" attitude contributes to that, by making people respond, "There's nothing wrong with my English; it's just as good as yours." It's not about good or bad, but as you say, about accessibility.

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    11. Re:Language is fluid, let it flow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      12chan was my limit for understanding such things.

      Funny you should mention 12chan,as it is not really for chantards as much as it is dedicated to pedophiles -- excuse me, child model scouts. So how is it related to liguistics again?

    12. Re:Language is fluid, let it flow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You destroyed a relatively well-articulated post by writing "in the forward". FAIL!

    13. Re:Language is fluid, let it flow by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

      Interesting question. When I first stumbled on 4chan, I was curious and looked at all the chans I could find until I gave up. (There are just too many.) 12chan seemed to use a subset of the dialect that was reasonably accessible. Memes as shorthand for whole paragraphs of text were present but they didn't change so fast that I couldn't keep track of them. Thus I conclude that 12chan is my limit of adaptability.

      It may be that 12chan holds back on the linguistic gymnastics because they are more concerned about other goals, specifically the one you cite.

      12chan is, however, a good example of a chan that uses English in a way that can be understood only with some effort, more than should be reasonbly expected of a casual reader. Thus, it's a valid example in my previous post. I could probably have used 1024chan just as reasonably.

      As an aside, I'm also familiar with 12chan (and a host of other distasteful sites, both visual and political) because I'm dedicated to free-speech issues. Anyone who wants to understand the attacks currently being launched against the whole notion of free speech needs to understand the boogeymen most often cited by the control freaks who want more power. Back in the 1950s, it was the commies. 10+ years ago, it was the fundy and racial separatists and especially their militias. Today, it's the terrorists and the pedos. There's always another boogeyman for the anti-speech crowd to parade as a reason to restrict freedom. Those of us who believe in free speech must understand and be able to debunk those boogeymen if we're going to win hearts and minds, if we're going to preserve freedom.

    14. Re:Language is fluid, let it flow by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

      ...they communicate better to each other by speaking a comfortable dialect...

      I'm sorry I wasn't clear.

      First, the phrase "murdering English" wasn't mine. I was by the author of the cited book.

      Second, please note that I only conclude that a manner of communication is "wrong" when it doesn't communicate. I'm willing to cut people a great deal of slack when it comes to the spoken word. I live in a world full of spoken acronyms that would be incomprehensible to an outsider. My daily speech isn't wrong in the context of my job. It would, however, be wrong if I tried to use it to speak to members of the general public.

      In each case where I say something is "wrong" I tried to make it clear that the language, whether spoken or written, was only wrong if it was understandable only by a few but being foisted off on the general public.

      If someone wants to speak an incomprehensible slang to their friends who understand it, I say more power to them. They may wind up enriching our common language. If someone wants to write those same friends with some sort of meme-shorthand designed to exclude everyone else, that's just fine. It works in context.

      But if someone writes something for consumption by the general public (or even in a more limited context where universal clarity is a requirement, such as preparing assignments in school) and insists on doing so in a way that deviates so far from standard English that it's comprehensible only with significant effort, then I have no problem saying that their use of the language is "wrong".

      Do you agree that our positions are basically the same? It seems that way to me.

    15. Re:Language is fluid, let it flow by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

      Thanks. It took me a moment after reading your post to realize my mistake. This is the sort of thing that makes me treasure the good editors I've had in the past.

      Whether it warrants an overall "FAIL" is up to each reader to decide; I hope the majority are a tad more forgiving.

    16. Re:Language is fluid, let it flow by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

      Just because you can communicate on a certain level (and I do for the benefit of /.ers who don't come from north of Berwick) doesn't mean that the way I can and do write in other contexts is any less valid

      And that's exactly my point. You can speak and write any way you wish. We can all communicate quite successfully by doing so as long as we know who we're communicating with and we know that they will understand us.

      However, I was also pointing out that anyone who writes:

      Weel ma man. Fit dae ye dae gin ye're nae fasht aboot aebody at cannae spik yer leid? Dae A hiv tae scrib yer "right" English jist fir yir notion o purity?

      and insists that the entire English-speaking world should be able to easily digest such text is, I am quite unashamed to say, wrong.

      I have no right (no one has a right) to insist you write English in a way I consider pure. Impure or regional language variations are wonderful things, the very nutrients from which an evolving language grows new, strong branches. But I do have a right to say you're wrong if you expect regional dialects to be universally understood. And I have a right to dismiss you as a crank if you get offended by the notion that there is (an arguable, in the specifics) standard English that should be employed when the intended audience is general.

      Agreed? Or not?

    17. Re:Language is fluid, let it flow by martyros · · Score: 1

      But if someone writes something for consumption by the general public (or even in a more limited context where universal clarity is a requirement, such as preparing assignments in school) and insists on doing so in a way that deviates so far from standard English that it's comprehensible only with significant effort, then I have no problem saying that their use of the language is "wrong".

      Do you agree that our positions are basically the same? It seems that way to me.

      I think so. The general principle being, there are contexts where "Standard English" (American or British) is the proper language to use, and so it's right to insist on Standard English rules being used in those contexts. I absolutely agree.

      I think any difference a matter of emphasis: there is no shortage of people who will insist on Standard English being used in those contexts. But there are plenty of people who refuse to recognize that non-standard dialects are perfectly valid linguistically and culturally, and will look down on people who use them, even in an appropriate context. I think that attitude is closed-minded and unhelpful.

      But on the other hand, there are some people who take things too far the other way, and refuse to teach and use Standard English. That's unhelpful as well, but I think it's often a reaction to people who look down on those who use non-standard dialects. So the best way to tone down this set of people (IMHO) is to tone down the first set of people. :-)

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  24. Well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    idk my bff jill

  25. Oh Really? by mpapet · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So, her sample of *Stanford* students says we're in a writing revolution eh? Since Stanford's $36,000 a year in tuition from the bank of mom and dad it stands to reason the kids entering the institution have been matriculated to a similar degree before entering Stanford.

    Let's replicate her experiment in a State college and see what the outcome is eh?

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    1. Re:Oh Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... kids entering the institution have been matriculated to a similar degree before entering Stanford.

      I think that word does not mean what you think it means.

      But your point remains and seems valid.

    2. Re:Oh Really? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      So, her sample of *Stanford* students says we're in a writing revolution eh? Since Stanford's $36,000 a year [...]

      No kidding. It was a cheap state college with no admission standards just 20 short years ago.

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  26. Exposing what's there by martyros · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wonder then if the amount of drivel you see is more about the fact that the internet exposes what's there, rather than bringing the level down. The fact is that 50 years ago you wouldn't read something that wasn't written by someone who had specifically developed their literacy. I'm always surprised at how much more ignorant some of my relatives sound on Facebook than they ever did in person. My relatives closer to my own age, however, are very articulate online.

    So the internet makes the world seem less literate (by exposing the lack of literacy that otherwise would never be seen), but in fact on average makes the world in fact more literate (by encouraging people to express themselves in words and thus get more practice doing so).

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    1. Re:Exposing what's there by Psychophrenes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      On the other hand, you have to take into account the fact that because people read more and more bad prose containing grammatical errors and such, they get used to it, and tend to reproduce the errors they see.

    2. Re:Exposing what's there by martyros · · Score: 1

      They're usually writing what they would speak anyway. Before they were simply hearing what you call "grammatical errors"* and reproducing them in vocal form; now they're reading them and producing them in written form. I don't see how that's any worse, really.

      * I'm of the opinion that language is defined by its speakers, not by a rulebook somewhere. Obviously we need to have and to teach a "Standard English" so that we can communicate effectively. But if a native speaker of English uses words in a way that differs with the grammar of Standard English, I object to calling that a "grammatical error", unless it's in a context where Standard English should be expected, like a school assignment, a book, a newspaper article, &c. Texting, IM, e-mail, and social networking with family and friends is a context where people should be allowed to use a dialect comfortable to them.

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    3. Re:Exposing what's there by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      You make a great point, I shudder at the thought of what people 50 years ago would have written, but there's also another aspect to this, it's that people less familiar with the Internet write in more inadequate ways. They sometimes force a relaxation to their writing style thinking that it's appropriate for anyone on the Internet to have a loose use of grammar and abbreviate everything. The most shocking example of this was when a retired journalist who is fairly famous in my country and even wrote books all on his own sent me e-mails. The writing was very inadequate and awkward, essentially it sounded like a 65 year old trying to sound like a 16 year old.

      My point being, your relatives who are much less familiar with writing on the Internet don't necessarily know how to express themselves correctly on that particular medium, thinking it's somehow different from writing a letter. Not that they might not be less literate on top of that.

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    4. Re:Exposing what's there by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      In addition to encouraging people to express themselves in words, the social aspects of reading and writing also create peer pressure to read and write. "What do you mean you're not on facebook? Your google reader account only has three blogs on it? Huh. (loser)"

      There's also peer pressure to write well. If you misspell words or use atrociously poor grammar, your peers will see it and make fun of you. Pretty soon you learn that typing "loose" instead of "lose" results in snarky comments, and you stop doing that.

      Imagine that...the dawn of an age where being highly literate is cool.

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    5. Re:Exposing what's there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want some of the hallucinogens you've been taking, please.

    6. Re:Exposing what's there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would love to see a measure of the number of people spelling "rogue" as "rouge", and vice versa, from 1997 to today versus the previous 12 years.

      This has been slowly driving me insane.

  27. Literacy is increasing?? by ErichTheRed · · Score: 1

    OMG WTF iz he tlkin about lolz :-D i can rite good 4 realz

    OK, back to the real world...there's something a little fishy about this study. The article says that the study author surveyed academic papers, essays and class assignments for writing samples. That's a lot different from everyday communication -- you're writing in a formal style that is usually dictated to you by the assigning teacher/professor.

    I'd love to see a study on corporate e-mail communications, or even written documentation. I admit that I'm getting older, but you can definitely tell a person's age from the formality level of their communications. People who are almost ready to retire remember writing memos by hand and physically mailing them or handing them to colleagues. For them, writing was something that required effort, and the content reflects this fact. Even e-mail messages are carefully crafted. People my age (mid-30s) grew up with written communication first, then e-mail shortly after. As a result, we tend to be less formal than the older crowd, but most of us still put some effort into writing coherent documents or messages. For example, it's normal for me to be brief in an e-mail message, but I would never let it go out without proofreading it for spelling, grammar and punctuation. The next generation grew up with e-mail first, then texting. The only "formal" writing most of them do seems to be in school. I'm mentoring a junior systems engineer right now, and trying to explain to him that you cannot send out messages or write documents with texting-speak or other problems in them. I can't tell you how many messages I have received from vendors that look like the author is talking to his friend on an iPhone. In my mind, it's not being an old fuddy-duddy to make yourself sound as polished as possible. You win more arguments than the lolspeak crowd if you can intelligently get your point across.

    Damn kids. :-)

    Seriously, lolspeak is fine for text messaging, but we should continue to teach formal writing techniques. Sure, the sky won't fall if everyone stops writing formal essays and moves towards a blogging format. However, the death of print journalism is really going to put a damper on news reporting, historical accounts, etc. In my mind, journalism is one of the things keeping traditional writing with the careful thought that goes along with it alive.

  28. we all love to be heard by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    far more than we love hearing

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  29. Caught in a headline by joeflies · · Score: 3, Informative
    the headline makes an attractive statement - that the computer revolution is improving student's writing.

    The headline failed to mention that the students in the analysis were all Stanford students, and the article buried that information in the middle. At first it states that the research was done at Stanford, and then reveals that the samples were all Stanford students.

    Given that Stanford is a world class college institution, analyzing the progress of their writing is way too narrow of a sample size to say that all young people are improving their skills.

    What about people who don't make in Stanford? What about the kids who don't make it to college? Are they a part of the writing revolution too? Or are they left behind while we make tantalizing headlines about the elite students of America? The article summary would lead you to believe that this revolution is about general literacy.

    1. Re:Caught in a headline by locallyunscene · · Score: 1

      In general I'd say your point is valid, but in this case I think the author's conclusion is still valid as well. I went to a state school and stayed in the same dorm as a lot of the student-athletes for my school. Most of these students had a computer(usually a laptop) and were surfing the web and IMing each other more than I was. Anecdotal evidence sure, but I think percentage of out-of-class writing has increased substantially.

  30. tl;dr nt by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    i sed tl;dr nt

  31. I still remember... by amn108 · · Score: 1

    I still remember arguing with a stubborn idiot who kept insisting operating systems are not computer applications. Guess he was one of those students, "pushing literacy in bold new directions".

    1. Re:I still remember... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      That would be a pretty broad definition of computer application to contain the OS.

      And I mean the OS, not the extra crap that gets bundled with most OS's.

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    2. Re:I still remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure your "stubborn idiot" is wrong. Of course, it's all semantics, but if Wikipedia is to be believed, the operating system is distinct from applications (sorry there's no clearer-cut reference). Personally, I'd argue that an application is something that is visible to the user (as opposed to a process, which may or may not be visible to the user) - it either takes input or gives output, or more frequently, both. Then there's the related argument - what comprises an operating system - the kernel, or the whole package including the OOTB software (web browser, music player, text editor, etc)?

  32. teachers love Google too by hoarier · · Score: 1

    While studying editing for my Degree in Writing (Business and Technical) I had to edit a paper from an Honors level student.

    What, there are universities that hand out degrees in "Writing (Business and Technical)"? I'm less worried about students' alleged illiteracy than I am about universities' lack of ambition. [sepia]Back in my day you'd study business or technology and get your writing practice while drafting your term papers.[/sepia]

    My own students sometimes write swathes of immaculate prose. These swathes come without the Google ads and other distractions that accompany the exact same swathes that Google obligingly finds for me. Definitive proof of plagiarism is blessedly simple.

  33. or just redefine literacy by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    text-speak and ebonics are not "bold new directions", they are corruptions of the language.

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    1. Re:or just redefine literacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Modern English is not a "bold new direction", it is a corruption of proper Olde English.

      Language changes and evolves, often messily. Get over it.

    2. Re:or just redefine literacy by bigbigbison · · Score: 1

      and modern English is a corruption of Middle English and Middle English was a corruption of Old English and so on and so on...

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  34. signal-to-noise by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    This idea of their being a golden age of people hand writing letters to each other is bullshit for the vast majority of the populace.

    Agreed. More communication is generally good. But there are a few major problems. For one, the signal-to-noise ratio has increased massively. Granted, an old-style letter had pretty poor latency and round-trip times. However, a hand-written letter between penpals or lovers about everything of import that happened in the last two months is, in some ways, a LOT more efficient than a thousand tweets about coffee and confusion and "wtf? moments" and stress, with only one huge and easily missed insight into your current project buried amongst it.

  35. Literacy Revolution... evn if u can rede this by farrellj · · Score: 1

    Literacy, the ability to both read and write, is an important part of interactivity. If you want to take part in that interactivity, you need to be able to read and write...you don't have to do it well, but you need a certain proficiency in it , and that is what this new literacy revolution is based upon.

    Literacy is not about *correctly* writing, but about both reading and writing. If you look back at how people thought things would come out in the '60s and '70s, they were talking about a coming "Post Literate" world, dominated by the TV. Instead we see the popularity of TV in freefall with a dramatically splintered audience. People are spending more time on interactive computer based games, in "chat", or surfing the net than they do watching tv. The biggest difference between the TV world of the future that never was and our reality is that we don't allow the TV, in any form, to passively feed us information. Harlan Ellison called it the Glass Teat. Thankfully, we live in a different reality.

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  36. So ture by ae1294 · · Score: 1

    These kids today, they sure do know their Greek alpha-bit much better than their parents ever did. I'd image if you ask any 12 year old boy to draw the lambda symbol they would probably have little trouble...

    Damn you computer games... STOP teaching your children the Ancient Greek Alpha-bit... I mean whats next? Games that teach them to interact with others for the common good of the group? Pfft....

    1. Re:So ture by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      +1 GrammarNaziBait

  37. This is great! by TrippTDF · · Score: 1

    I remember my freshman English teacher (this was 1994). One day she was talking about the importance of knowing how to write, and she pointed to the Mac Classic in the corner and said 'Because the future is in that box!" She was really, really right. I spend most of my day writing emails to clarify ideas for other people, and that ultimatly is what pushes projects ahead. You simply need to have a descent understanding of how to write in order to function well online.

    1. Re:This is great! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      she figured that out in 94 huh? Talk about a prophet~

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  38. Re:In other news, 500 gamers in Seattle = good sam by swillden · · Score: 1

    A more comprehensive study would grab a frequency weighted sample that looked at a larger number of students at large public universities, as well as a significant number of students from community colleges.

    Don't forget to sample those who don't attend traditional universities at all. Vocational schools and trade apprenticeships are less used than in the past, but they haven't disappeared by any means.

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  39. Re:Exposure by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 2, Informative

    The web might be becoming "video heavy" now, but being able to create video isn't such a specialized skill anymore like it was when television was introduced and video creation needed a score of trained engineers and huge equipment to make it work technically. (Didn't writing go through a similar stage as well?) As equipment and needed know decreases video becomes an experience where normal people become producers and not just passive spectators.

    Creating video could become a lot like writing is in schools sometimes and be a way for the creator to learn. The output could be crap with no audience at all outside of a grader, but the person creating the work actually learned something by doing it and furthered his or her knowledge and education.

  40. Not from the crap I'm reading by m509272 · · Score: 1

    The garbage I read from younger co-workers in the office certainly doesn't demonstrate this. 1/3 of it is simply embarrassing.

  41. Baseball by tepples · · Score: 1

    "The batter pushes currency through the wire." ... even with spellcheck my students manage to sound like dipshits (college EM lab)

    That or the student just had professional baseball on the brain. Signing players who can consistently score hits and win games sells tickets and pushes currency through the wire to your team's bank account.

    1. Re:Baseball by Entropius · · Score: 2, Funny

      I taped some pennies to her paper with a note: "This *arrow* is currency."

      I was admonished by my boss not for being snarky but because money changed hands. :P

    2. Re:Baseball by Nivag064 · · Score: 1

      "The batter pushes currency through the wire."
      "The battery pushes current through the wire."

      For those people, who are tired or just lazy...

  42. Re:In other news, 500 gamers in Seattle = good sam by maxume · · Score: 1

    The people that go to large public universities also have SAT and ACT scores that are well above average.

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  43. historical myopia in these comments by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    there is a difference between literacy, period, and literacy in a specific historical vernacular

    how people talked and wrote in 1980 is not how they talked and wrote in 1940 and not how they talked and wrote in 1900, ad nauseum

    the guy who grew up expecting 1940 vernacular to be equivalent to the concept of "literacy" would lament this slangy derivative vernacular of 1980, when in fact, how people talk and write in 1980 is no better or worse than 1940. the problem is in how certain brittle and shortsighted minds define what "literacy" means

    the internet and cell phone technologies will dramatically impact how english is written and spoken, most definitely. but as long as people are communicating coherently, who fucking cares?

    at one time, such fragile minds bemoaned the loss of the latin language in scholastic curricula, that it would result in a nation of idiots and simpletons. so apparently all of you who don't know how to conjugate verbs in latin are illiterate simpletons. really? that's a valid criteria?

    so then why can't some of you see that some of the criteria some of you use to draw the line between literate and illiterate is equally random and meaningless. real literacy is about effective and coherent communucation. full stop

    perhaps, what people use to signify what "literacy" means in their minds are using signs and customs that are random and pointless, just so much useless and pointless flotsam and jetsam of the mind, more signifying of the lack of flexibility of the mind's of those crying "illiteracy" than any real illiteracy going on in the real world. random cultural detritus, linguistic mannerisms of a particular time period or geographical location have zero value in a drawing up a definition of the concept of literacy

    for example, this entire post used no capital letters. what exactly is the fucking purpose of capital letters anyway? a whole second alphabet for the sake of the redundant communication of what punctuation marks take care of already?

    so when SMS TXT speak "infects" the english language, the english language is not suffering. literacy rates are not falling. its simple inevitable linguistic evolution, and it consists of getting rid of pointless redundant cruft no one needs to communicate effectively anyways, but certain brittle minds latch onto as a fall in "literacy". fucking bullshit. develop some mental flexibility please

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    1. Re:historical myopia in these comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can't you capitalize your letters? You're hurting my eyes trying to read that indistinguishable wall of text. The reason w

    2. Re:historical myopia in these comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > for example, this entire post used no capital letters. what exactly is the fucking purpose of capital letters anyway? a whole second alphabet for the sake of the redundant communication of what punctuation marks take care of already?

      It looks nicer, to me, and to early writers who thought important letters should be bigger. It's traditional, for a certain time period and definition of traditional. (Don't take this to mean we should all write in futhark or latin (all caps).) Right or wrong, many people believe one's writing looks more professional if it is capitalized properly.

      In short, sheer momentum of centuries of history. That's a reason, whether it's a good enough reason to continue the practice is another question. For me it is. Then again I'm an atheist, but I still put an angel on the Christmas tree. (And I do call it Christmas, not our winter solstice celebration or whatever.)

    3. Re:historical myopia in these comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If capital letters serve no purpose, why did you capitalize SMS TXT?

  44. I can fix that.. maybe not. by Reziac · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From TFA:

    "The Stanford students were almost always less enthusiastic about their in-class writing because it had no audience but the professor: It didn't serve any purpose other than to get them a grade."

    Simple solution: have the entire class grade each paper, and use that "class grade" to substantially weight the final grade as given by the professor.

    Would doubtless put a quick brake on lazy or plagiaristic writing, too, since in the way of such an audience, any such flaw will be seized upon and flayed without mercy.

    The downside? Pretty soon no one would write a paper that didn't substantially conform to the current class groupthink, lest they be flayed in public. Sometimes there are reasons why your grade comes from a professor and not your peers.

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  45. Re:Exposure by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

    Bah, it's only a matter of time before they hear some crap from a friend at school, disable Google safe search, and find lots of porn. My kids forced me to put Netnanny on cause it was the only way to monitor their usage at all hours (other trade off is very limited Internet time when I'm able to monitor -- too difficult in this situation). Just be prepared for it.

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  46. Re:Exposure by Brandee07 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Honestly, this is already happening.

    When I was in high school (not all that long ago), we had to write and perform skits on occasion. Now, I am watching (and occasionally being an extra in) videos my younger brother is putting together on the same subjects.

    Where my classmates and I acted out a commercial for a breakfast cereal in Spanish, my brother and his friends borrow a video camera from an unwitting parent, create props and costumes (99 cent store!), and drive around town to film at the beach or in the park or whereever. They made a commerical for a Spanish-language car dealership, complete with LLAME AHORA in huge letters across the bottom of the screen. They also filmed a music video based on the Vietnam war that made several of our relatives cry.

    They're not just learning Spanish and History and how to write a script, they're learning how to use a video camera, how to use video editing software, how to do special effects with strings and miniatures and perspective shots, and even some basic CG work.

    Unfortunately, none of them have yet learned to act.

  47. But grammar is still suffering by JustNiz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I completely disagree. It seems most people, especailly teens are insultingly bad at grammar and spelling.
    For example, the usage of "they're", "there" and "their" is more often wrong than right and are commonly used interchangeably.

  48. Anecdotal evidence agrees by Kurt+Granroth · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There might be some validity to this study if my daughter is any indication.

    The study definitely nailed one point -- prior to the Internet, most people never wrote anything substantial outside of school. And even that was minimal and done with great reluctance. I remember one instance in particular while in High School (pre-Internet). We were tasked with writing a short story. It needed to be at least 500 words. I've never really needed an excuse to write so I whipped up a couple thousand word horror story and that was that. I was shocked, though, at the other submissions. Nearly every other classmate struggled to hit the 500 word mark and used every trick in the book to get there. Many couldn't even do that and complained about how hard it was to even commit 200 words to their story.

    That was the case throughout my High School years. Nobody would write anything unless ordered to and, even then, would do the absolute bare minimum.

    Fast forward (many years) to today. My daughter is a typical "tween". Her texts and IMs and email messages are all "UR sooooo cool!!! LOL" and the like. If you were to concentrate on just that, then you would be justified in complaining about the downfall of literacy. But you would be wrong. That's just one aspect of her writing.

    See, she also writes books. Not just "stories" and certainly not because she was ordered to in class. She finished her first book when she was 10 years old. It was 500 pages. Not 500 words... 500 PAGES long. Her subsequent stories have been similar.

    Now I'm not saying that the books are ready for public consumption but just the fact that she writes so much at her age is amazing. Part of it is that she is "gifted" in that area... but I'm convinced that part of it is just because she has been writing in other mediums for so long that it's become second nature to her.

    1. Re:Anecdotal evidence agrees by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      prior to the Internet, most people never wrote anything substantial outside of school.

      Rather than reposting my response to someone else, I'll just post the link:
      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1350875&cid=29233575
      The summary: almost everyone _did_ write before the internet. To add to my linked examples: notes in meetings would have been on paper; no laptops. Sweet nothings / steamy letters written to significant others. Pens and pencils: were they a niche market, only for businesses and schools? I mean, she says "never, ever" did most people even "construct a paragraph again" after leaving school. It's a blanket untruth!

  49. Re:In other news, 500 gamers in Seattle = good sam by Mishotaki · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, when I go to the site, all of the pages under "methods" are giving me 404s.

    who cares about the methodology? as long as the results is something you can show in the face of anyone telling you that your english sucks because of the internet so that you can shut him up!

  50. Voice Recognition by Aram+Fingal · · Score: 1

    she concludes that we don't need to worry about computers and the Internet causing a decline in general literacy

    Right now, text is a major part of the user interface with computers and the Internet. That is likely to change. Audio and video are increasingly becoming part of the web and replacing content that would otherwise have been text. This trend will only increase with the increasing availability of broadband. We're already seeing people blog by sitting in front of a webcam and posting the video to youtube. Voice recognition will probably reach a point where it becomes the primary means of giving commands to a computer and becomes the main method of data entry. Text-to-voice is getting better all the time and will eventually be as good or better than having someone read to you. When these things happen, it will be the end of our current golden age of literacy. It will become easier then ever to function without being able to read.

  51. Not literacy, socialization by hessian · · Score: 1

    Lunsford's team found that the students were remarkably adept at what rhetoricians call kairos--assessing their audience and adapting their tone and technique to best get their point across. The modern world of online writing, particularly in chat and on discussion threads, is conversational and public, which makes it closer to the Greek tradition of argument than the asynchronous letter and essay writing of 50 years ago.

    Yeah. They're not getting more literate, they're getting more social, and now they do it through text.

    At the same time, their skills in critical analysis, understanding complex texts, understanding polycausality, comprehending depth of meaning, and other important things -- if you want a higher civilization -- have gone out the window.

    Lunsford knew she'd make headlines and advance her own career, so you get this happy smoke up the fundament story. Ignore it.

  52. Ha ha ha ha ha by cdrguru · · Score: 1

    OK, so literacy isn't declining according to some. They are clearly out of touch with reality. Literacy has two faces: the ability to read and the ability to write. In both comprehension is key.

    If the reader can't understand what has been written previously, communications have failed. Most documents written before 1950 are going to be nearly incomprehensible to young adults today. They aren't going to see the point of trying to read materials like this.

    Similarly, when a writer cannot communicate their thoughts in a clear way, communications have failed. Taking the writings of your average 22 year old today and giving them to someone in theor 50's to read will most likely result in utter lack of comprehension. It isn't that the subject being written about is foreign to the reader, it is that the young person is likely to use contractions, abbreviations and slang terms that are only accessible to other people of their generation.

    Obviously this leads to situations where a new person in a company can't seem to communicate with the president of the company. It also leads to things like marketing not being able to communicate with accounting. Worse yet, it leads to the son-in-law not being able to make himself understood to the wife's father. This isn't the first time this has happened, and the results aren't pretty.

    Schools have done a pretty good job of convincing young people that learning is pointless and that history before 1990 is useless to them. We are supposedly living in some new time completely unlike anything that has come before, so there is no point to looking back. This is so utterly wrong that it is comical. Unfortunately, it is how people are thinking today. This explains many trends in today's society where we are clearly repeating the bad mistakes from earlier times.

    Sure, maybe technology has changed how some things are done. But it hasn't changed human nature at all. We're still the same humans no matter how much we wish we were not.

    1. Re:Ha ha ha ha ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're wrong in many ways, but the most glaring is your reference to a 22 year old speaking with a 50 year old, and the 22 year old using terms the 50 year old doesn't understand. This is not a failur to communicate, its simply someone not knowing the terminology of another person.

      Using your argument you'd have to say simply teaching someone a language is a failur to communicate, as half the words you're saying to the 4 year old are not fully understood.

      Langugage changes, get over it. Just because someone doesn't understand what LOL means, doesn't mean its a failur to communicate. It just means they dont yet know what LOL stands for. All the interent has done is mashed many many diffrent people togeather, and the small diffrences various groups are using to communicate are getting amplified in an era of mass communication. Chances are the Internet ad using "LOL, OMG its so Win!" is not aimed at the 50 year old.

  53. Literacy Revolution ... Sure by fluch · · Score: 1

    Literacy revolution?! When ever I read the weekly course work of my students I am surprised how low their English lanuage knowledge is. Despite me being a foreigner and them being mainly English native speakers... So much about a literacy revolution!

    1. Re:Literacy Revolution ... Sure by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      I know what you mean, I myself am French and am shocked and appalled by the poor grammar of people in Ireland. But I think the point isn't necessarily that their English itself is better (sadly), it's that they're better at writing. They're better at telling a story or arguing. Even if they can't tell 'than' from 'then'.

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  54. Re:Exposure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no no no, all that's happened is the internet makes plagerism much easier.

  55. not using capital letters by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    the only people who seem to have a problem with me not using capital letters generally consist of those with brittle minds whom i detest to begin with

    my lack of capital letters repulses certain minds, they have difficulty reading what i say, and so they go away. but anyone with what i consider to be a standard flexibility of mind has no problem with the lack of capitals, never even mentioning it

    so its win/win: brittle minds are repulsed by me, and i don't have to deal with their lack of mental wattage

    if lack of capital letters creates that much static in your mind when reading these words, there's something wrong with you, i really believe that. a certain inability to deal with or handle novelty... and perhaps novel thought

    i don't think this mental inflexibility extends to ideology, as there's plenty of really stupid liberals i really don't want to talk to, and there's plenty of intelligent conservatives i strongly to desire honest debate with. neither conservatism or liberalism has a monopoly on stupidity, so in the end lack of capitalization is really nothing more than an iq filter for me, not an ideology filter

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    1. Re:not using capital letters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there's something wrong with you, i really believe that. a certain inability to deal with or handle novelty... and perhaps novel thought.

      There's nothing novel about laziness, nor the arrogance you display in your post.

    2. Re:not using capital letters by laddiebuck · · Score: 1

      So why not abbreviate you->u, to->2; or why not just switch to shorthand? You evidently draw the line somewhere, and you may think it's at capital letters, but others would think it's at arrogance.

      Serves as a nice filter for me too -- people with your arrogance aren't my first choice to have interesting discussions with.

  56. Funny you bring that up by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "which were obviously unavailable to those of us who used dip-pens and inkwells."

    Back in the day when that was the normal mode of writing, spelling, punctuation, and grammar was a lot less consistent then people seem to remember.

    I do believe we need another type of punctuation to support a new type of common sentence. For more details, see Sig.

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    1. Re:Funny you bring that up by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Back in the day when that was the normal mode of writing, spelling, punctuation, and grammar was a lot less consistent then people seem to remember.

      I think your timeline is a bit out of whack. I grew up writing with dip-pens and fountain-pens (in as much as I admit to having grown up), and tolerance for aberrations in spelling etc was a lot lower than it is now. For instance, we would have been taken to task for using American language conventions, where nowadays (except in a lot of academic journals) most people would let them pass without comment.

  57. Re:In other news, 500 gamers in Seattle = good sam by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

    A more comprehensive study would grab a frequency weighted sample that looked at a larger number of students at large public universities, as well as a significant number of students from community colleges.

    Unfortunately, when I go to the site, all of the pages under "methods" are giving me 404s.

    So, your concern is that this study may not cover what YOU think it ought to be about?

  58. What about handwriting? by $criptah · · Score: 1

    Perhaps technology helps us to take literacy to the next level but handwriting of many tech-savvy teens sucks nowadays. Do they not teach cursive in schools any more?

  59. Spoken / Chat vs Written by psydeshow · · Score: 1

    Also, I think chat logs can not serve as evidence. Just as spoken language differs greatly depending on who you are talking to, the purpose of communication has a big influence on the level you are using to bring your thoughts across. You seldom chat with your superior. You usually chat with peers. Few of us would use the same phrases, figures of speech and abbreviations in a professional document, yet most of us have at one point used such language, to a degree.

    OMG, so true. There's a theater company in New York that specializes in converting long, rambling telephone conversations into dramatic theater. The actors use ipods to stay in sync with the dialog, and the performances are hilarious. There's a lot of "yeah, um" and "so then I, no, wait" and so on.

    If you really listen to yourself or others talk, casually, you'll realize just how much verbal communication is about context and expression, and how little syntax and the actual meaning of words plays into it.

    1. Re:Spoken / Chat vs Written by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      When I talk, it comes out like it went through a compression algorithm. People need 2 minutes to parse some of my sentences, but they carry more meaning than most of those people have carried through verbally for a week.

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  60. There's a reason... by Swanktastic · · Score: 1

    There's a reason why we don't let people with PhD's in Rhetoric publish statistical studies. They think that 15,000 writing samples from Stanford students can be extrapolated to the US population.

  61. Re:Exposure by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

    While there is a lot more video available on the internet, I don't think watching those videos is replacing time internet users spend reading and writing; it's replacing the time those internet users spend watching TV.

    As long as the primary interface for using a computer is a keyboard, the internet will be dominated by reading and writing.

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  62. Ivory Tower Fever by b4upoo · · Score: 1

    I would suggest that the real revolution is in idiocy. The masses in the US have gotten dumber and dumber and stranger and stranger for quite a few decades. When high school students in New Jersey can not identify the ocean that touches their shores can there be any hope of literacy? I knew one boy in the tenth grade who thought he was taking a class in psychology. In fact the course was in physiology. Go out in the street and ask people "Who was Samuel Johnson?" or "Who was Richard Savage?" and see what king of answers you get. Then throw out a curve ball and ask them to contrast the philosophy of Richard Wagner with that of John Paul Sartre for a real howl. Then ask them to name three famous authors from France, Germany, Hungary, Italy and China. You may begin to feel that even among college graduates literacy is absent or badly wounded.

    1. Re:Ivory Tower Fever by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

      I think you're confusing "literacy" with "knowledgeable".

      Being able to "read, write and comprehend a written language" doesn't ensure that one is going to read, write or comprehend anything worthy of attention.

      -FL

  63. re: liar by ed.han · · Score: 1

    on slashdot, you get feedback within minutes - and it's unvarnished feedback, too. very quickly you learn how many ways people can misunderstand what you're saying, and how your foes intentionally misinterpret what you write. and you learn that long-winded writing tends to be ignored completely.

    wait a minute: are you saying that a more effective spell and grammar check than MS word is snark?

  64. Re:In other news, 500 gamers in Seattle = good sam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "A sample of students taken only from Stanford, or Harvard, MIT, CalTech, is hardly representative of the nation as a whole. Those who get into these schools typically have SAT and ACT scores well above average - in both Math and English (viewing the demographics page at the study's homepage [stanford.edu] confirms this). In fact, if other research is to be believed, these are the types of people that are least likely to use Twitter, Facebook, etc excessively."

    Really? I wonder how they determined that. Of all the people I know that are not specifically in a technical field or serious computer enthusiasts, it is the set of people from schools like Harvard and the like that are the *most* likely to spend lots of time on these types of sites.

    Of course, their updates and posts *are* often more literate than average, but I would say if anything they spend more time involved in using social networking sites than other people I know.

  65. Who vs. Whom by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 3, Funny

    To sum up that debate: On the internet "who" is generally used by a writer making an honest attempt to communicate. "Whom" is used mostly by people who didn't like the first writer's point of view but cannot articulate a real rebuttal, in an attempt to steer further discussion into futile grammar pedantry.

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  66. Re:Reading? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Assimilating (the majority of) the text available on the internet and phones and calling it "reading" is like hearing a passerby whistling a tune and calling it "listening to a symphony".

  67. Numbers by Atmchicago · · Score: 1

    Your numbers are way off for the early 1900s. Russia: closer to 88 million million

    United Kingdom: 41 million

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  68. So what? by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    That's great, as long as morons don't take that to mean "... and therefore your horrible grammar and spelling errors aren't actually errors, but the natural evolution of language." I've seen a lot of people who seem to think the fact that language evolves means that they are the instruments of said evolution, rather than semi-literate tards.

    So what's the big fucking deal? A lot of "grammar rules" are arrogant, ignorant bullshit, so if most people just ignore most of that stuff it's really no loss. And a lot of otherwise smart people just can't spell very well. But if they had to improve at only one thing, which of these would you prefer?

    1. Spelling
    2. Using paragraphs

    There are writing skills that are a lot more important than spelling and your so-called prescriptive "grammar," period.

    1. Re:So what? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      And a lot of otherwise smart people just can't spell very well. But if they had to improve at only one thing, which of these would you prefer?

            1. Spelling
            2. Using paragraphs

      False dichotomy, if you aren't a moron who is deliberately stubborn about insisting your inaccuracies are really okay because "language evolves", then you can learn both over time. It's as simple as accepting spelling mistakes as spelling mistakes -- do you shake your fist in rage at your spellchecker? -- and taking good advice about organizing paragraphs.

      How you could have a mentality where learning one was critically important, but the other completely unimportant and not even worth trying to learn, is beyond me. I don't think people actually interested in becoming better communicators think that way.

      My problems is with people who aren't simply prioritizing, but people who think there is no mistake at all.

      There are writing skills that are a lot more important than spelling and your so-called prescriptive "grammar," period.

      Like people who think "language evolves" means they can spell however they fucking feel like are interested in learning those skills. Please. If you really think writing skills are important, and are trying to be a good writer, knowing how to spell is part of that, and you aren't going to act like your spelling mistakes aren't mistakes. You might not be mortified that you made a typo (boo fucking hoo who doesn't make typos right?) but you aren't going to act like you didn't make a typo unless you're actually an ignorant asshole.

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  69. Proper grammar important is, by Shoe+Puppet · · Score: 1

    young padawan.

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  70. It's not a big deal. by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    Homophones are really not a big deal. Language is always rife with potential ambiguity that gets resolved in context. If we wrote "affect" and "effect" in the same way, that would be no worse than writing "bank" and "bank" the same way--which we already do.

    Or, since you speak Spanish, here's an amusing example: due to the fact that words in Spanish cannot start with sc- Spanish, the Spanish word escatológico corresponds to two distinct words in English: eschatological and scatological, which have very different meanings. Somehow, Spanish speakers manage to distinguish nearly all the time when the word is being used to refer to the afterlife, and when it is used to refer to excrement.

    I've also noticed people struggle with "attuned" vs. "attenuate" and "intonate" vs. "intimate". I'm no linguist, but my experience having spoken Spanish from a pretty early age is that Standard English has a lot of words, with differences in them being intended to express things very precisely. By contrast, Spanish, at least as it's spoken in most of Latin America, has fewer words, and concepts are expressed more generally, leaving more room for meaning between the words.

    No, I just don't agree. Armonizado vs. atenuado, entonar vs. intimar. Your English examples are all Latinate, you know, and most English speakers would not use most of them in ordinary conversation (except perhaps "attuned").

  71. Grammar vs. style by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    I think you're barking up the wrong tree here.

    The big issue that descriptive approaches to language always try to correct is that the prescriptivists are always falsely cloaking themselves in the mantle of "logic." Prescriptivists will demand that you submit your writing to absurd rules ("never end a sentence with a preposition," "never split an infiniive") that they claim are "logical"; and therefore, they insist that if others' writing doesn't meet their own pet rules, the writer is illogical, ignorant or worse. These folks, however, almost always got off the grammar train back about 1850, and really don't know anything about grammar properly said.

    Banishing prescriptivism from grammar doesn't mean that anybody is entitled to talk write however the hell they want in every context. How people talk and write is still subject to all forms of social approval, and people constantly attempt choose a way of writing and talking that is appropriate for presenting a certain image of themselves to their audiences. I.e., a lot of what people ordinarily call "grammar" is really style, a way of choosing linguistic variants to convey implicit messages about oneself and one's social standing.

    The thing is that "good grammar" in the prescriptivist sense is just one more style among others in our society. It's a style that is associated with educated upper-middle class white-collar professionals, especially those whose professions most heavily involve writing (journalists, marketers, writers). "Good grammar" is thus, really, an in-group marker, just like business suits or low baggy jeans. Criticizing another person's "bad grammar" is an indirect way of portraying that person as an outsider to the group.

    Now, having laid the ground, let me respond more specifically:

    Language changes. Spelling changes. That does not mean you can spelling anything you like however you like and it's never wrong. That is all.

    What this amounts to is that there should be one and only one linguistic style that everybody should conform to, which spells words in one particular way. Why?

    The best answer is probably along the lines of this: "because people who have power over you will tend to discount you if you do not"; people who are looking for an educated, intelligent employee, for example, will not hire you if you fail too crassly to display the linguistic marks of one, just like they might not hire you if you come to your job interview wearing shorts and a wife-beater. There's no more to it.

    1. Re:Grammar vs. style by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you're barking up the wrong tree here.

      I think I just have a hard time describing the tree I'm barking up. A person has language problems in their rant about language? Oh, how ironic!

      Banishing prescriptivism from grammar doesn't mean that anybody is entitled to talk write however the hell they want in every context.

      Yes, thank you! I am not a grammar nazi, I agree that a lot of rules that what you call "prescriptivists" prescribe are archaic and out of touch. Because English has evolved. Yet at the same time, that doesn't mean any god-damned thing you type is correct just because you invoke the name of "evolution".

      I.e., a lot of what people ordinarily call "grammar" is really style, a way of choosing linguistic variants to convey implicit messages about oneself and one's social standing.

      Within fairly wide limits, yes. Yet there are common rules for language that go beyond style. There are the accepted rules of the day, and many of them cross all cultural groups. For example, if you are speaking English but put the adjectives after the noun, then your "style" had better be poetry or you're not doing it right. "Style" is one thing. "Error in properly executing the style you were aiming for" is another.

      The thing is that "good grammar" in the prescriptivist sense is just one more style among others in our society. It's a style that is associated with educated upper-middle class white-collar professionals

      Uh-huh, well I'm not talking about this privileged white "prescriptivism" you're talking about. There is no "style" from Harlem to South Central, other than flat ignorance, where "lose", as in "to misplace, or fail in a competition", is spelled "loose". When someone spells it "loose", that is a mistake, not a deliberate execution of a particular style.

      "Evolution" is not a magic phrase for making spelling and grammar mistakes turn into correct usage. That's my point.

      What this amounts to is that there should be one and only one linguistic style that everybody should conform to, which spells words in one particular way. Why?

      No, it's the same damn thing you said above: Just because there isn't a Board of Official Language Correctness doesn't mean you aren't wrong when you say something incorrect in a given style, context, or situation. There are lots of styles, there are lots of ways to use language incorrectly for any given style, or even for all styles.

      "Linguistic error" and "more than one linguistic style" are not mutually exclusive concepts!

      The best answer is probably along the lines of this: "because people who have power over you will tend to discount you if you do not"; There's no more to it.

      Kno, zats bulplop. Best aswer be is most somery do words any speak want isn't wide blue mark yolen seeby. Me be smrt most ungulingly quiet. Engrsh be best, sum stile.

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  72. Hello, Kettle? Pot calling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pardon me, but it's "whom" (you accuse of bigotry,) not "who". You should try mumbling that with your foot OUT of your mouth.

    At the risk of coming off as a jerk, I'll say you seem to me to be the auto mechanic trying to use the nearest S.A.E. equivalent to the correct sized metric wrench. While you're not trying to change the oil filter with a hammer, it nevertheless does put you in less of a position to criticize. Remember, there is always someone who knows more about grammar and spelling than you do. Also, while you're condemning people with smaller vocabularies as "inferior", I would like to point out that having a large vocabulary full of words that you don't QUITE know how to use, is almost as bad. The word "dumb" is not the same as "stupid", stupid. Look it up.

    Finally, please consider refraining from judging the intellect of others upon the single criterion of sophistication in communicative technique. Knowing how to say something 10 different ways doesn't make you smarter or better than someone who only knows one way to say it, provided he or she knows the proper time and place to say it.

    Sir, you have arrived for a battle of wits, unarmed. ~Franklin

  73. Sketch about this by laddiebuck · · Score: 1

    I think this youtube video is highly relevant (no, it's not a rickroll): WWII Pilots - Armstrong, Miller, Mitchell & Webb. It takes a typical RAF scene, but there is something modern about the language of 2 of the pilots. Watch it, it's well worth it.

    The point? Literacy may be on the up, but precise modes of expression are falling by the wayside. You only have to read a few books written a hundred years ago and today about characters in similar classes and situations to tell.

  74. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol. Technology is improving our literary abilities?

    Tell that to Shakespeare. He'll roll in his grave.

  75. I have proof we are. by v(*_*)vvvv · · Score: 1

    I submit my post as exhibit A.

    No really, we write more because we can feed more literature to our computer, and the submit and send buttons just eat it. Be it rants in emails, time wasting posts on forums, or publishing a blog no one looks at, there is so much more to writing to throw around and that sticks to more and more places.

    And twitter is making us all poets. Not really, but I'm trying to see positive.

  76. Redefining by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 1

    Ah yes, it's not killing literacy as long as we redefine the term. We'll just call the complete lack of punctuation, grammar, syntax, etc a "bold new direction" and that'll make everything ok. Because, people are at least "writing" you know.

    Seriously, I read what 1st years write in there assignments and a lot of the time, I can't comprehend what they're trying to say. It could almost be a string of random words for all that is communicated. I've also seen this problem progress a great deal over the past decade. It's a real problem, it's getting worse and crack-pottery like this nonsensical project are just attempts at justifying student stupidity.

    We really really *really* need to get the primary and secondary school teachers to actually teach again. Otherwise, we're screwed.

  77. Orwell says.... by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

    It follows that any struggle against the abuse of language is a sentimental archaism, like preferring candles to electric light or hansom cabs to aeroplanes. Underneath this lies the half-conscious belief that language is a natural growth and not an instrument which we shape for our own purposes.

    http://www.k-1.com/Orwell/index.cgi/work/essays/language.html

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  78. Semi-literate tards? by silverspell · · Score: 1

    There's something about that phrase that seems incongruous in this context, but somehow I just can't figure out what it is...

    (P.S.: For the record, I agree with you.)

  79. Re:In other news, 500 gamers in Seattle = good sam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, when I go to the site, all of the pages under "methods" are giving me 404s.

    Kurtz: "Are my methods unsound?"
    Willard: "I don't see any method at all, sir."

  80. Read TFA by lie2me · · Score: 1

    "project called the Stanford Study of Writing",
    that is "Study of Writing in Stanford".
    Nice to hear personal tech is good for Stanford,
    keep in mind: the country, in large, is illiterate.