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Has the WebOS Finally Arrived?

SphereOfInfluence writes "Dion Hinchcliffe over on ZDNet declared in a new post that the Web OS has finally arrived and that businesses and IT departments must adjust to the fact that everything's starting to move to the cloud. He cites John Hagel's so-called big business shifts of the 21st century and claims cloud computing, crowdsourcing, open APIs, Software-as-a-Service are the future of the workplace. He goes on to present a compelling visual model of the Web OS circa 2009 and examples to back up some of the statements."

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  1. Wait a minute. by girlintraining · · Score: 5, Funny

    Weren't we supposed to be all using thin clients right now in our flying cars, sucking the fat electrons straight from the coax at gigabit speeds by now? Now comes the latest proclaimation: We're going Carebears mode. Everyone into the clouds! Tenderheart's not going to be happy about this. I sense a big carebear stare coming for the Cloud-Mongers.

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    1. Re:Wait a minute. by meerling · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Completely right, except for the Carebear jokes.
      It's just another person predicting a paradigm shift that just won't happen due to inertia and unperceived limitations.

      By the way, ewww.... Carebears.... I think I have to go take another shower, and check my glucose levels... ick....

    2. Re:Wait a minute. by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 4, Funny

      Get Your Neuromancer On!

      Maximum dystopian computing panopticon nightmare event horizon now imminent.

      Please do nothing. We already know who you are and what you are doing. Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.

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    3. Re:Wait a minute. by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's just another person predicting a paradigm shift that just won't happen due to inertia and unperceived limitations.

      We just need to use a mashup of service enabled architectures to provide a seamlessly semantic experience.

      If that doesn't work, then depolarize the bogotronic flux.

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    4. Re:Wait a minute. by Atrox666 · · Score: 4, Funny

      ..and it will all be linux on the desktop and will come with a free copy of Duke Nukem forever.

    5. Re:Wait a minute. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but in the meantime we can have OS X and the Jesus Phone!

    6. Re:Wait a minute. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You take your OSeX and Iphail. But GTFO my lawn.

    7. Re:Wait a minute. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "she" is a pre-op tranny. No vagina.

    8. Re:Wait a minute. by Samgilljoy · · Score: 1

      Maximum dystopian computing panopticon nightmare event horizon now imminent.

      nicely articulated

      Can you go over to CafePress and turn that into a bumper sticker or a coffee mug or something? I would totally spread the word.

    9. Re:Wait a minute. by CFD339 · · Score: 1

      ....don't forget fusion powered! The energy of the FUTURE! (and always will be)

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    10. Re:Wait a minute. by clang_jangle · · Score: 1

      Ha! Thanks for the new sig, Samgilljoy -- I owe you one!

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    11. Re:Wait a minute. by clang_jangle · · Score: 1

      Ack -- I mean thanks, Philip K Dickhead!
      I blame the internet...

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    12. Re:Wait a minute. by moon3 · · Score: 1

      (TA) author, exactly this kind of people caused the 2000 tech. buble.

    13. Re:Wait a minute. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scorned futurologist? The kind who writes well is entertaining and usually ends up writing - the kind who doesn't ends up counselling PHBs or being PHBs and being the scum of this world.

    14. Re:Wait a minute. by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "We just need to use a mashup of service enabled architectures to provide a seamlessly semantic experience."

      But will it increase our sinergies for best time to market on a win-win proposition?

    15. Re:Wait a minute. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      would have been great, except for the incorrect spelling of synergy.

    16. Re:Wait a minute. by turbidostato · · Score: 3, Funny

      "would have been great, except for the incorrect spelling of synergy."

      So what? I never write down "synergy": it's a yellow star with some chrome rays coming out of it on a shiny most convincing powerpoint presentation.

      Now, you are not being a team guy and clearly lack the vision needed to push forward for best market opportunities. No wonder you are a minion instead of a buzzword-compliant pointy haired boss like me.

    17. Re:Wait a minute. by indi0144 · · Score: 1

      >> Maximum dystopian computing panopticon nightmare event horizon now imminent.

      this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvaRGiMWRaE

      I hope some wandering /b/tard takes this to a new level

    18. Re:Wait a minute. by mqduck · · Score: 1

      ..and it will all be linux on the desktop and will come with a free copy of Duke Nukem forever.

      and it will be open-source, which will have become ubiquitous.

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    19. Re:Wait a minute. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent escape. I can see you're headed for the top!

    20. Re:Wait a minute. by egjertse · · Score: 1

      It's just another person predicting a paradigm shift that just won't happen due to inertia and unperceived limitations.

      We just need to use a mashup of service enabled architectures to provide a seamlessly semantic experience.

      If that doesn't work, then depolarize the bogotronic flux.

      Bingo, Sir!

    21. Re:Wait a minute. by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      Learn to love yourself bub.

    22. Re:Wait a minute. by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      Cloud computing isn't a paradigm shift. A paradigm shift requires everyone to think differently about something. Cloud computing really only requires network developers to think differently. Most people just click on an icon, do the job, then click save or send. They don't care whether the app or the data is stored on the company server in the same building, a data center in asia, or their own desktop. Not until something happens and they can't recover.

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    23. Re:Wait a minute. by Savior_on_a_Stick · · Score: 1

      It does require that IT people think differently.
      I don't really care what other people think.
      I am the center of my universe - aren't you?

    24. Re:Wait a minute. by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      How can we both be the center of your universe? It's not possible for 2 people to physically be in the same place. Or is it? Hmm.

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  2. Jeez by oldhack · · Score: 2

    Some like 80% of posts here are gossipy bullshit nowadays. How am I supposed to get distracted enough so that I can get back to work?

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  3. Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by MosesJones · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There is a phrase about IT

    "We don't understand the hardware, we don't understand the software... but we can SEE the flashing lights"

    This has led to a whole load of crap IT dedicated to neither hard-core hardware or to hard-core software, its the land of the PHB and its the land of the powerpoint. What surprises me about clouds however is that its often the hard-core folks who are scared of the cloud, they bitch about security and latency but really its because they fear it will make them less important.

    It doesn't.

    What clouds do is hugely commoditise infrastructure and (in the case of SaaS) those massive package implementations that customise to death a package that would have worked much better without all that consultancy "help".

    The people who should fear clouds are the ones who lived off customising packages that didn't need it and who revel in a world of powerpoints and meetings because what SaaS and clouds do is shift the buying of crap boring IT into the hands of the business and then leave the business with the real questions of how to deliver the stuff that actually matters... the hard-core software and genuinely high performing infrastructure.

    So don't think of clouds and SaaS as a threat... think of them as kicking the PHB and his expensive package customising consultants in the nuts.

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    1. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The "people who should fear clouds" are the people whose network connection is not 100% (and I don't mean 99.999999999999%) reliable.

      And let's not forget that all your data is now in the hands of somebody else, who is almost certainly subject to the USAPATRIOT Act.

    2. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by Simon+(S2) · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The people who should fear clouds ...

      The people who should fear clouds are the people who want their data in their own hands, and don't trust third parties to handle it for then. It's that easy, and it's what will make SaaS fail.
      We write SaaS, and almost all our customers ask us where we store the data, and if it we don't guarantee them it is in the country they are from they back off. And we write software for small firms only. Bigger clients want the software and the data stored in their own datacenter. They will not trust the "cloud" for that (and I wouldn't either). Not in the near future at least.

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    3. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by Jurily · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And also the tiny little fact that we already have fast and responsive user interfaces locally. I say kill this thing with fire.

    4. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by girlintraining · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This has led to a whole load of crap IT dedicated to neither hard-core hardware or to hard-core software...

      Ah, I'm pretty sure most IT work is a balance of the two. One does not function without the other.

      What surprises me about clouds however is that its often the hard-core folks who are scared of the cloud, they bitch about security and latency but really its because they fear it will make them less important.

      I think what they really fear is a loss of control. They're turning their business over to the mercy of the cloud provider, and should it go down, the entire business may go with it. Not only that, but cloud computing is still relatively new and immature as a technology. We can't truly understand all the performance and security implications yet, nor make intelligent choices about architecture, because there's not enough experience with it yet to have confidence in it.

      What clouds do is hugely commoditise infrastructure and (in the case of SaaS) those massive package implementations that customise to death a package that would have worked much better without all that consultancy "help".

      Consultants are another problem entirely. Cloud computing isn't going to solve it. Hell, I'm not even sure nuking from orbit would eliminate it. Consultancy was brought on because managers wanted to save a buck by only having "expertise on demand". Well, they got it. The problem is, by moving these positions from salary to a to-hire proposition, they've created a market dynamic where up-selling is how freelancers survive. Consultants don't give two shits about the "right" solution because the "right" solution is the most expensive one they can get a signature on. The lack of trust in their permanent employees has ironically led to them being bled dry by people who don't give a shit about the company... They're only there to install or maintain a thing now, in and out in a day.

      The people who should fear clouds are the ones who lived off customising packages...

      Are you kidding? It's a cash cow! Think of all the money to be made in converting everything to be "cloud compatible"! Think of all the different cloud providers and architectures, each with their own requirements -- and as they fail or are absorbed by other providers, things will have to be reworked again. We don't need to wait for advances in hardware or new software to come out now before we charge an arm and a leg for an upgrade -- the market itself will now churn out reasons and the businesses that subscribe to it will all be locked in. They'll have to spend the money! Where's Microsoft? I'm sure right now they're patenting the hell out of this stuff to ensure that for decades to come, new markets filled with monopolization potential will come to fruition. Cloud Computing: Too Big To Fail. And this, this is the really awesome part: Odds are looking good all your customer data, your databases, the digital lifeblood of your business, will be subject to EULAs that say "We can (in our sole discretion) modify this agreement at any time without written notice to you." Oh god, I think I just creamed myself thinking about how much I can get paid now as an indispensible "cloud consultant".

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    5. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by SerpentMage · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In 1953 when IBM introduced the first computer, who made it work? Ah yes a team of programmers who customized...

      When UNIX was first introduced who made things work for your business? Customizations...

      When...

      Want to see the future? Look at IBM... They have been around over a hundred years, while all of the other companies have disappeared. Look at the latest balance sheets of IBM, cash rich cow! IBM is a "serious playa". And what do they make their money off? Services and customization.

      My point is that IBM is a company that adapts to the times. They build what the client wants. And the clients wants customizations. Sure IBM is on the cloud computing bandwagon, no reason for them to not be. After all more customization money for them. After all, who would not want a "private cloud", which is sort of contradictory, no?

      The real money will be in the ones who know how to customize the cloud... Oh wait IBM, yes?

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    6. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I look at clouds as another form of job security. Nothing is perfect, and as time goes on, there will be problems cropping up.

      Cloud storage and security for instance: The issue of not just encrypting data before it hits the cloud, but having a robust enterprise level key management system to get the encrypted data back in case of a disaster (the hit by a bus scenario for employees comes to mind.) This functionality could be built into an API like RedHat's Deltacloud, or built into applications.

      This isn't to say that there are any problems with cloud storage security as of now, but with so many eggs in one basket, cloud storage farms are an attractive target for blackhats. Even if the cloud server is not able to be comrpomised, a disgruntled employee could make off with a company's credentials to access the info stored on a remote server.

    7. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by Youngbull · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The people who should fear clouds ...

      The people who should fear clouds are the people who want their data in their own hands, and don't trust third parties to handle it for then. It's that easy, and it's what will make SaaS fail. We write SaaS, and almost all our customers ask us where we store the data, and if it we don't guarantee them it is in the country they are from they back off. And we write software for small firms only. Bigger clients want the software and the data stored in their own datacenter. They will not trust the "cloud" for that (and I wouldn't either). Not in the near future at least.

      I agree, and to be quite honest I think that cloud computing for private people will make some fiz and then leave quietly, too many people are one of three categories: "dont get it", "don't want it" and "don't care too much to get it".

    8. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by vlm · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They're turning their business over to the mercy of the cloud provider, and should it go down, the entire business may go with it.

      Don't forget massive asymmetry problems. At a past job I helped "support" outsourced email for small businesses. Basically, the same thing as gmail but more expensive, yet not expensive enough to drive them away to gmail, in retrospect a fairly pointless line of business.

      In one memorable unhappy situation, a customers email access from China, in a very email centric line of business, was worth "thousands of dollars per day of revenue" to them, and it was down, and they were very unhappy. They were worth "approx fifty cents per day of revenue" to us. Guess what happened due to that massive asymmetry? I think they eventually went out of business.

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    9. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by think_nix · · Score: 1

      I am glad to see that not everyone is jumping on this bandwagon. The Cloud represents problems especially where some countries and or companies have strong data protection laws. This is where the big wigs seem to fail with their cloud vision. While the idea is not all bad it is not all good either, to many issues.

      What about the ISP's ? They already complain about p2p clogging up networks for e.g, well its going to be a lot of fun when everyone is on the cloud and people are pulling and pushing their BIG files all over the place. What about net throughput , can their networks handle the load if this does get big ? Do they have the network Infrastructure to support it ?

      imo I feel this is just another internet marketing fad .com, web2.0, now cloud, it will die down, until something new comes along.

    10. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by thaig · · Score: 1

      Company IT is often handled by an IT department that tries to offer a "service" to the rest of the company. Some of them are not all that good and a bigger provider could do it better. You can get more availability and storage and much faster searching out of a gmail address than out of a corporate email account.

      I think a business could give up on providing email and concentrate on doing other more specific things better. Since it's another department, with consultants and other people in it, I see no huge reason to trust them with my email any more than anyone else - there's nothing stopping them from leaking critical information. Hell, I have known such departments to install trojans by mistake within updates.

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    11. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by dkf · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Cloud represents problems especially where some countries and or companies have strong data protection laws.

      It doesn't actually. I can and do get my computation and storage (from Amazon as it happens) located in countries where such laws hold quite easily enough (I pay a small premium - about 10% last time I looked - but I don't mind) and I know that there are other companies that resell this (with the location guarantee) as higher-level services. Now, if your prospective provider won't offer you the same level of service, I suggest you don't use them. Maybe you should also tell them why you're not going to trade with them; it might encourage them to take your concerns seriously if they know why they're not getting your trade.

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    12. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by benjamindees · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Consultants don't give two shits about the "right" solution because the "right" solution is the most expensive one they can get a signature on. The lack of trust in their permanent employees has ironically led to them being bled dry by people who don't give a shit about the company... They're only there to install or maintain a thing now, in and out in a day.

      Personally, I spent years trying to be a consultant who implemented the "right" solutions, all the while telling everyone who would listen that I could do a better job and would be better off making half as much money as a permanent employee with budgetary control. It got me absolutely nowhere.

      Businesses don't want the "right" solutions. They don't want more stable and longer-lasting hardware and software if it comes with fewer bells and whistles. They don't want to pay for security. Their accountants won't cede an inch of control over purchasing decisions. And they fall for even the most obvious marketing bullshit. Most businesses will spend hundreds of thousands of dollars trying to automate IT instead of letting IT save them hundreds of thousands of dollars by automating the rest of their business.

      I have had people with literally zero IT knowledge tell me that they want to do everything by themselves, and then ask me how to do it. If you were a consultant, what would your response to this be?

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    13. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by think_nix · · Score: 1

      Actually it does , if I sign a contract with a client that certain exchange of data is not allowed to be seen by a third party , or the transfer thereof then it does raise a problem .

    14. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by RichardJenkins · · Score: 1

      Our entire business grinds to a halt if our electricity or internet connection goes down (happens about once per 18 months in the former, and maybe once per year for the latter, usually by about an hour or two). Literally, we go down the pub/play tiddly winks/whatever. About the only thing we can do is take customer calls - not that we can do much for them.

      Using remote hardware isn't going to make us *more* than 100% reliant on our Internet connection.

      The data issue is the deal-breaker for us, which is a shame, because being able to setup shop in another office in an emergency really easily and not having to fuck about with server hardware maintenance would be a real load off my mind.

    15. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      A certain canadian Pharmacy chain has 2 unix servers at each store and a smart router that can automatically switch between Satellite uplink, two DSL modems, and two dialup modems. The reason for this... their POS controller server stops working if it can't reach the DNS server at head office to resolve the till names. I'm not sure how the 4 hour restore contracts on their satellite uplink, DSL, and dialup (all different providers) are cheaper than running tertiary DNS servers on their "ISP" and "POSC" (their names for their servers).

      Companies like that should fear the cloud. And other companies should learn from their mistake.

    16. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by Begemot · · Score: 1

      The people who should fear clouds are the people who want their data in their own hands, and don't trust third parties to handle it for then.

      And yet you trust banks and investors with your money.

    17. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by dontclapthrowmoney · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points I'd be clicking on "insightful" right now.

      My only hope is that as older people slowly leave the workplace, corporate governance structures will finally start to include at least one or two people have have even the smallest clue about technical stuff.

    18. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by cetialphav · · Score: 3, Interesting

      After all, who would not want a "private cloud", which is sort of contradictory, no?

      A "private cloud" makes no sense at all in a 50-100 person company. But when a company has tens of thousands of employees all over the world in dozens of different markets (e.g. Boeing, Lockheed Martin, Cisco), they make a lot of sense. Departments often need temporary computing services, but have no choice but to buy a server to handle it. The server then goes to waste when the temporary job was done. When a company is large, it is difficult to coordinate the use of computational resources and this leads to inefficiencies.

      I worked for a company that would create installers for the software for dozens of different languages. Each one of these installers would need to be tested at release time (about every 6 months). There was a dedicated machine that had all the relevant software to do this testing. This machine would get used for a week or two every six months which is a complete waste. A cloud environment would allow the server to exist as an image and then you would instantiate the image on whatever free machine happened to be in the cloud.

      Looking back on my career, there are many times when I would have loved to be able to go to an internal web page, request a machine, upload a preconfigured virtualized image and had a departmental server up and running with no bureaucratic headaches. If I decided I was done with the server, I could just release it and the hardware would no longer be wasted and I would know that I could restore it at any time with a few clicks because the image would still be around.

    19. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Fear isn't really the right word to describe our fealings. Amusement would fit better. Everyone who is a few years in the business has seen dozens of these hypes coming and going.

      Security is an issue. Reliability is an issue. Latency is an issue. You can't just hide that behind smoke and mirrors and hope that it won't blow up in your face.

      There sure are a lot of tasks that will go to the cloud. It won't be everything, it won't even come close. It is just another tool in our belt and the reasonable people will know when to use it.

    20. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      What clouds do is hugely commoditise infrastructure and (in the case of SaaS) those massive package implementations that customise to death a package that would have worked much better without all that consultancy "help".

      I'm not so sure that is a good thing. What the PHBs and their Powerpoints have been very "good" at is exactly that: commoditise infrastructure and deliver software as a service. Only problem is: they have delivered crap. Partly because they sought to avoid customisation of packages, or picked packages that refused to be customised. Sure... "buy, not build", off-the-shelf, 80/20 and all that... but in many cases it is the last 20% that adds the most value and competitive edge.

      Yes, I make a living customising software. I also advise on what exactly should be customised, and which package to pick for that; selling solutions based on open source software as "custom solutions made affordable". In the end, it's business value that should drive these decisions. Not featurism, nor cost alone.

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    21. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "people who should fear clouds" are the people whose network connection is not 100% (and I don't mean 99.999999999999%) reliable.

      FYI, that's a fraction of a millisecond over the course of a lifetime. I don't think that'd be a huge problem for me.

    22. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gah. I'd mod you funny if I had mod points. Based on my experience with them, their business is currently completely reliant on "nobody ever got fired for choosing IBM" FUD; in my experience, the only people who ever actually chose them are the PHB's who didn't evaluate the software at all, and will never really ever actually have to interact with it. Buggy crap (especially stuff branded Tivoli, and their WebSphere offerings are not much better especially when you consider the ridiculous license costs), horrible support (if I hear one more time that fixing a bug that should clearly work per the documentation is an "enhancement request and that I should contact my sales rep", I'm going to fly out to their call center and beat the guy on the other end of the line). Maybe my client isn't important to them, but I've seen large amounts of $$$ thrown away on huge projects because IBM couldn't customize their own software properly, or even get it running at all.

      IMO their software is purposely over-complicated, with undocumented flags and the like so that they can give their professional services an unfair advantage over anyone competing with them in the support realm. And that's fine, they can support their garbage, I've had enough, and if the opportunity arises, I'll NEVER, EVER buy IBM unless it's a POWER box or Mainframe, and only if the requirements are hardcore enough that we're going to spend the time to understand all the IBM specific stuff and optimize the shit out of it. High performance is the one reason I can see to pick IBM, but you better be prepared to throw a lot of cash and time at getting it right. Since nobody in IT ever has the time or money to do this these days (maybe the banks do?) I'll avoid supporting IBM crap at any future jobs if I can.

      And come on. "Cloud computing" is a buzz word for a collection of technologies that will work well for some and not for others... I'm not sure why we need to argue over each and every fad that rears its head. It'll be too popular for a while as dumb PHB's buy into it even if it's a bad fit because Gartner tells them to. Then it'll fade out, except where it fits well.

      And really, who gives a shit what anyone over at ZDNET "declares"...?!

    23. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by dkf · · Score: 1

      Actually it does, if I sign a contract with a client that certain exchange of data is not allowed to be seen by a third party, or the transfer thereof then it does raise a problem.

      Well... I've been working on doing just that, and it's not something that happens automatically. You'll have to talk to the client of course, and explain that the data is going to be properly encrypted during transfer and storage, and that it will only be unsealed when actually required for processing. You'll also need to be very clear about what's going on; no flim-flam. But most clients who won't trust encryption to protect their data also won't trust you to handle it for them: they'll just keep it in house and swallow the costs (probably while complaining about it; don't ask for consistency there!)

      BTW, I've seen the complaint about privacy of data a few times and it virtually never originates from end-users at companies; it's their technical management who care about it. Time and time again, the users (and their immediate managers) just want to get their work done rapidly and cheaply. When the CIO and the rest of IT keep saying "no way", the users start to find ways to route around the problem. That can lead to all sorts of problems, I'm sure you appreciate that, but the worst overall is that users start to hate IT as a bunch of people who prevent them from working. If that describes your organization, then know that you'll always be first up against the wall when the cuts come. Better to find ways to say "yes, and how can we make that even better?" and that helps to spread the ownership of the burden of compliance to all who should care.

      God, that last sentence is vile and enterprisey! I mean this: stop blocking users and help instead, and you'll be able to persuade them to stop handing the data to random foreign websites. Try to do it through officious bureaucracy and meanness and you'll never engage with the most important security measure of the lot: users who won't be tricked easily and won't take silly risks. But you only get that help from them with your job if you're prepared to offer them what they believe to be help with theirs. Quid pro quo.

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    24. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "We write SaaS, and almost all our customers ask us where we store the data, and if it we don't guarantee them it is in the country they are from they back off."

      That's *today*. Those were the same people that asked where their electricity would come from once they wouldn't have their own power produced in place (still some companies still do) or those that asked, not so many years ago, about the data uplinks with third party countries (still some companies still do).

      The fact is the vast majority of company needs, even critical ones, are already outsourced. With time, computer power and data storage will be outsourced too. And as with everything else, this will be good for cleverly managed companies that will make a good deal and bad for badly managed companies which will be sacked up by vendors, consultants and PHBs. Well, just like now.

      "Bigger clients want the software and the data stored in their own datacenter. They will not trust the "cloud" for that (and I wouldn't either). Not in the near future at least."

      Most of those companies *already* outsource the management and maintenance of that data and datacenters to third parties the likes of EDS, IBM or Accenture. Once you've gone that path, the datacenter being yours or from a third party is not quite as important or interesting.

    25. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "When the CIO and the rest of IT keep saying "no way", the users start to find ways to route around the problem."

      That's a common problem and one better dealt with in theory than in practice. Theory is easy: instead of say "no" find ways to empower their pursues an offer even a better deal. In practice, you are their data custodians and sometimes, like any parent can attest saying "no" is the proper path of action, even if that points to an ungry son. Specially when IT is not seen by high management as an strategic asset but as an expenditure so you enter in the loop too late, when "no" is the only reasonable answer where being involved sooner IT would have be able to find the proper way to say "yes: that's the way".

      Of course, for the real cynical/BOFH characters, there's always the option to say yes, give them the rope they ask for hanging themselves on and start moving to jump the boat a minute before it crashes the iceberg (and with the aura of being a resolver and a team guy -if that worked for the shark-like CEOs of the 80's why it shouldn't work for the CIOs of the XXI century?).

    26. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did it for you :)

      Question to Ben though, what size companies were you targeting? Small to medium or going for the 50+ workstation companies?

      I feel that going after the smaller companies works out better. If you can come in there when they have 5-10 workstations, do all this awesome stuff like auto notification when systems are down, work with them to automate some of THEIR business processes etc, well what happens when they get bigger?

      Hopefully stick with you as you helped them achieve those things!

    27. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Charge them for it.

      Wanting to do everything for yourself is reasonable if you're willing to learn. But if they expect you to teach them, your time is worth something. Charge them what you think your time is worth. If you don't want to do it, charge a bit more.

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    28. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Can the cloud work on my Kindle?

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    29. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by petermgreen · · Score: 2, Funny

      their POS controller server
      Can you clarify whether you meant "point of sale", "peice of shit" or both?

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    30. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      The thing is that that's not a technical limitation, it's a business process/legal one.

      That is to say, it's an issue which technical people have no control over. This is the interesting thing about the cloud, in theory it's actually quite a good idea, and from a technical standpoint it pretty much works. There are issues, and those issues will probably stop cloud computing for a while yet, but they're the kind of issues which are entirely external. That means that, in reality, any one of us could walk into work one day and find that we're going to be moving all our stuff to the cloud, and there's not really a whole lot we could do about it. For the most part there just aren't any purely technical objections to the cloud(barring of course operating a business in a country which doesn't have any cloud data centers).

    31. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by Eskarel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The thing is, you're not their parents. You're an employee of the business, as is your department. Your job is to facilitate what they do, not to do what you think is right, you don't generate any revenue, they do.

      That doesn't mean you can't raise concerns, point out hidden costs(including jail time for some things), etc, or that there aren't some circumstances where "no, we can't do that because ...." isn't the right response, but in the end, while you might be the custodian, it's their data, and you've got to do what they ask you to do wherever possible.

      Being a dick and thinking you have the right to control what they do with their data is probably one of the reasons you don't get asked until the end in the first place. I've been driven up the wall by business requests too, and I've seen more than my share of absolutely idiotic ones, but the reality of the situation is that IT doesn't own the data, and the role of IT is to make the business work better, and that's really the end of it. Anything you do which doesn't result in improvements for the business(compliance with legislation/law suit protection is an improvement) is waste, and while a certain amount of waste is unavoidable, it should be minimal.

    32. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      The people who should fear clouds are the poor IT guys that are going to be unloaded on by upset folks who can't access Google Docs, despite the fact that 99% the IT guys will have no capacity to do anything about it. As usual, we'll be stuck between retarded customers and inept network maintainers. We'll be told regularly be asshats how we're not going to be needed any more, we'll come to Slashdot where braindamaged marketing types who probably don't even know how to turn a computer will declare that it's a new era, despite the fact that it's just the return of time sharing, with smarter terminals than they used to have.

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    33. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by turbidostato · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "The thing is, you're not their parents."

      Of course not. The example was just there in order to show that there are situations where the honest curse of action is to say "no".

      "Your job is to facilitate what they do, not to do what you think is right, you don't generate any revenue, they do."

      Not exactly. CIO's job -and even mid management's on a not so large company, is to look forward for the best for the company as is everybody else's in that ranges. And regarding revenue, that's a tough question. On the extreme only direct sellers gerenate revenue, not the case of a, i.e. CEO; and revenue is not all and everything, even if we only consider direct economic implications; operation and capital expenses are other very important elements on that equation.

      "but in the end, while you might be the custodian, it's their data"

      And then again who is "they"? high management? sales? A company is like a ship and being an employee, company's data is mine/not mine as much as is "Joe's from marketing".

      "and you've got to do what they ask you to do wherever possible."

      Not at all. My knowledge and responsibility is not that of the sales director; I don't go to sales to tell them how to sell because it's neither my duty nor my knowledge field; they don't come to me to tell how to govern IT because it's neither their job nor their knowledge field. Instead we work *together* to find the best path and tools to reach our strategy goals coupling all our strengths and abilities in that commonal effort.

      "Being a dick and thinking you have the right to control what they do with their data is probably one of the reasons you don't get asked until the end in the first place."

      That might be the case. Or it might be that they see data and tools as "their" data and "their" tools instead of our data and our tools. Or it migth be that because "they get the revenue" they see themselves as the all and everything in the company and as such they are pretty capable of completly "driving the boat" by themselves so they need no help from anyone else in the company except to do as they say.

      "the role of IT is to make the business work better"

      Absolutly true and then even more: being managing information an strategic asset of any modern company, IT is in the position of not only "make the bussiness work better" but even open new more profitable ways of doing bussiness within the company. But then, it is not IT the only which has the role to make the bussiness work better; that's the role of everyone else too (and that's against your notion of "I've seen more than my share of absolutely idiotic [requests]": it's their duty to know their bussiness as *not* to ask for idiotic requests as it's our duty not to let them pass through just to avoid confrontation).

      "Anything you do which doesn't result in improvements for the business is waste"

      As it is waste anything coming from any other corner of the company which doesn't result in such improvements (your "idiotic requests"). We all share that load.

    34. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by kkwst2 · · Score: 1

      I get 2 msec for a 70 year lifespan, but the point is well taken. And I rely so much on the network connection when I write anyway that I can't get much done without it.

      The data security thing is a big issue though, and I think it will keep most companies from moving in that direction, even if the risk is more perceived than real. If somebody really wants your data, I'm not sure having it in-house is going to offer that much more protection.

    35. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not so sure. My small clients were usually just as likely to waste tens of thousands of dollars on some poorly-designed solution from some other vendor that didn't work and then call me in to try to fix it.

      I actually went into consulting hoping to follow that sort of model. Surely small companies that did well would grow and need more services, right? Not always. There's a high probability that they will fail completely. Or to stay the exact same size and no longer need IT services.

      Nowadays I wouldn't touch anything less than 50 workstations. They are more likely to pay the bills. They are large enough to benefit from economies of scale. And I find they are less likely to ask you to implement something stupid and overpriced that they saw an advertisement for.

    36. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by catxk · · Score: 1

      I am not fully up to speed about this cloud computing mumbojumbo, but as far as private people and control over data is concerned, all data that is important to me is stored on Google's servers. All mail on Gmail, all scheduling on Calendar, all contacts on Gmail as well. Oh, and I always back up important office documents through Gmail. So that would be it, 100% of what is important to me is on Google.

      I know I am not alone...

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    37. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      I have a lot of reservations about the cloud, and I have a lot of issues with the requirements of the business. That doesn't change the fact that I work in a service department, no different than cleaning or building maintenance. I get paid because what I do helps the business to succeed, not for any other reason. If what I'm doing isn't helping the business to succeed, then I'm not earning the money that I'm being paid. That's just the way it is. IT exists to assist the business, the business, we are, for the most part, employed in a service industry.

      Data access, security, and integrity are important. However, your idea of data access, security, and integrity, and how important each of those three things are isn't necessarily the same as that of the people who pay you.

      Telling your employer that you won't deliver the service they want you to deliver without giving a good reason why is going to get you ignored and/or fired. Presuming that your reasons are better or more important than their reasons will get you ignored and/or fired. Your job is to deliver the services they want, and yes you should have relatively free reign in choosing the best way to deliver those services, but not in choosing whether they should be getting those services.

    38. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      The people who should fear clouds ...

      The people who should fear clouds are the people who want their data in their own hands, and don't trust third parties to handle it for then. It's that easy, and it's what will make SaaS fail. We write SaaS, and almost all our customers ask us where we store the data, and if it we don't guarantee them it is in the country they are from they back off. And we write software for small firms only. Bigger clients want the software and the data stored in their own datacenter. They will not trust the "cloud" for that (and I wouldn't either). Not in the near future at least.

      Don't forget the people who like to pay a one time fee for their computing costs rather than a monthly fee that will go up to make it (just barely) less expensive to stay than to migrate away.

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    39. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by Lennie · · Score: 1

      That's why I think these companies should be selling webos-mini to enterprises.

      So those enterprises don't have to depend on others so much.

      Preferable with source code.

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    40. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by infosinger · · Score: 1

      Unless both network reliability AND latency can be guaranteed at a reasonable price, the risks of placing the whole business on the Cloud will be excessive. I work for a large fortune 500 company where we have all of our IT services centralized and even in this case where we control the intranet we have 2-3 short outages/mo and long latencies during certain hours and days.

      Bottom line, I expect the Cloud to coexist with more traditional computing. Less critical services could go to the Cloud, essential services will remain in more conventional locations(or fully owned/controlled Clouds/SSAS infrastructures).

    41. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by infosinger · · Score: 1

      ...SAAS infrastructures. Geez my spelling stinks today.

    42. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by erple2 · · Score: 1

      Of course not. The example was just there in order to show that there are situations where the honest curse of action is to say "no".

      Wow, that was probably one of the best cases of bad typing I've ever seen. I suppose that's the net result of "No good deed goes unpunished".

    43. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by ibwolf · · Score: 1

      (and I don't mean 99.999999999999%) reliable.

      An uptime of fourteen nines equates to less than 0.3 microseconds of downtime a year. I think I could live with that

    44. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      If you don't understand the cloud do not use it

      If you understand the cloud then you will also understand how vulnerable you are and should not use it ...

      the cloud is wonderful, if :

      * Your network connection is working

      * You trust the cloud provider

      * The cloud provider stays in business

      * They warn you about updates/changes to the software or interface so you can cope ...

      If the cloud provider is a smaller company then they will not have the infrastructure to make it reliable enough

      If the cloud provider is a larger company then they will not care greatly about your downtime/data loss/complaints ....

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    45. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by egghat · · Score: 1

      The more computer you have the better your average utilization gets (if you use virtualization internally). Therefore the smaller the IT division gets the smaller the utilization gets. Thus i'd say that smaller companies could profit even more from (private) clouds.

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    46. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      And yet you trust banks and investors with your money

      And look where that's gotten us lately.

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    47. Re:Flashing lights and the death of crap IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going through this right now, which is why I put in my 2 weeks, I found a job with a consulting company.

      These new corporate types like IT in the respect it gives them a human punching bag to take any blame out on.

      Except I don't deal with being insulted on a daily basis and called names, and forced to do inane shit that they decide the throw on me becauset hey dont think I have enough to do. I got yelled at the other day because of a telephone directory thing, the color was slightly off on one cell.

      OH SHIT SOUND THE ALARMS!

      Not to mention it now takes a week to make a small purchase ($40 for a single stick of ram went through 1 week's worth of bureaucratic hell.. the approval was on monday, the finances to get it ready and the paperwork I had to fill out was all done by friday.)

      After all this is said and done, I have the chance to now fix serious user issues, such as network failures, etc. Then if I even have time, maybe strengthen gaping security holes.

      You're absolutely right, corporate types dont want the best solutions, they dont want the right ones, they dont want to save money. They think they do, but their wallets magically open when a shiny object is put in front of them. Salesmen outweigh any IT input any day. They almost went to SAAS for email, but I pointed out that would cost more than we're already spending on IT costs, and would just add a new cost on top of what we already spend. Finally, I just pointed out that if we have any licensing mishaps, even one, microsoft would find out (they wanted to do hosted exchange) because they'd have direct access into our company's network, and would sic the BSA on us.

      Then whenever we have an IT consultant in, instead of helping me, he just picks my brain for information, and sits around making graphs all day, going to lunch, and making more graphs and maps, and is clueless about many things. He's the type who just suggests we spend lots of money, go cisco on everything, but thousands of dollars of random shit, and offers nothing more.

      Currently I have two pfsense routers that replaced two cisco PIXs, which were failing, now we have a third PIX that is failing. I would go into a rant against cisco products (some of their stuff, like routers are decent, their firewalls are trash, hardware wise, which is an utter shame, they've really started to fall) Guess what the consultant does? sees those, gets a deer in the headlight look, and declares them useless, despite the firewalls doing the equivalent of a $5000 cisco firewall, and doing it well, giving us dual wan in one location, and says how he wants us to go buy the latest ASA, and some cisco routers, and he naturally has a few routers he can "spare" for us for a steep price. Naturally the boss is sold instantly because whatever the mythical consultant says goes. Meanwhile the in-house IT sysadmin goes ignored, namely because the new accountant doesnt trust me. Suddenly years of trust thrown out the window on the word of a "professional" who hopped from temp agency to temp agency, and has the personality of a scouring pad.

      In short, it's all about ego flexing. Whoever can raise their dick the highest above others is king of the roost. Nevermind day to day operations, nevermind actual business, you gotta be empowered over someone else in the corporate club.

      They wonder why I'm leaving, gee cant imagine why, they dont need an IT tech obviously. They want their little poindexter nerd-type to kick around to make them feel bigger. I don't do the whole kicking around thing.

      The new way of doing business: It's not about what works, and works efficiently, it's about doing what sounds good, and who we can kick around.

      I feel very sorry for my replacement, if he or she sticks around long enough.

  4. slow news day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    what ever happened to articles about tech that actually existed instead of what might happen in the next 3-4 years?

    1. Re:slow news day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean about cold fusion, fearless mice and glowing pigs? We definitely need more of these!

    2. Re:slow news day? by oldhack · · Score: 2, Informative

      That'd require actual work, and nobody wants that.

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    3. Re:slow news day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new here.

    4. Re:slow news day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot outsourced their editors to the cloud. Expect more efficient dupes with the upside of better spelling.

    5. Re:slow news day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See EyeOS

  5. Head out. by captnbmoore · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Someone needs to get their head out there ass before putting it in the clouds.

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    1. Re:Head out. by Razalhague · · Score: 1

      Funny, anyone with their head not in their ass doesn't want to put it in the clouds.

  6. Backend mining by NoYob · · Score: 5, Interesting
    When I read these Cloud Computing articles, I have these thoughts of writing a program that mines the data of all those companies that put their financials and other documents up there. Then use that data for: insider trading, marketing things to them, competitive advantages, and a bunch of thing that can be gained with confidential and insider information.

    I think I'm a frustrated crook or security consultant.

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    1. Re:Backend mining by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

      I think I'm a frustrated crook or security consultant.

      Or a potential new hire at Goldman Sachs.

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    2. Re:Backend mining by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Well, if you're good, you will also get *them* busted for the same insider trading, that you'll make money off. Kinda like a honeypot. ;)

      I wouldn't wonder, if there are a plan and at least a big company behind all this "articles" and if the point is to get us used to it. Kinda like people here got used to calling file sharers "pirates" because they bought into the **AA world.

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    3. Re:Backend mining by nurb432 · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you encrypt it, data mining isnt a concern.

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    4. Re:Backend mining by Sebilrazen · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think I'm a frustrated crook or security consultant.

      No, you're just fat lazy virgin slashdot poster.

      No, they've posted before, click their username.

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    5. Re:Backend mining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it is based on financial statements that have been publicly released on websites/EDGAR etc, by definition it is not insider trading. Insider trading is about abusing your access to secret information or draft financial results and using that to trade unfairly against people who don't have that access. If the document is available to everyone and could have been read, it is irrelevant if the people you are trading with are too lazy to do so.

      There already are tons of algorithmic trading bots out there doing exactly what you propose, and they have been for years. There are also bots scanning news sites for mentions of companies and trying to understand whether it is a positive/negative story and then assuming that the stock will go up/down etc.

      I think you are a frustrated investment bank developer...

    6. Re:Backend mining by vlm · · Score: 1

      Then use that data for: insider trading, marketing things to them, competitive advantages, and a bunch of thing that can be gained with confidential and insider information.

      Don't forget intentionally uploading fake information, hoping it will be leaked.

      Did you know our future acquisition target is going bankrupt and their shares can't be worth $1 each? And our lab tests show our main competitors primary profit generating product causes cancer in cute fuzzy bunnies?

      Its entertaining enough between cutthroat "commodity" competitors. Imagine the fun "market leaders" could have at their copycats loss by uploading the "iLoo" plumbing installation diagram.

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    7. Re:Backend mining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until we reach 2011, and even the shittiest home PCs will have 256 or more CPU cores, and upwards of 32 GB of RAM.

      Of course, most people will still be running Windows, and thus will likely be part of a botnet. Basically a "cloud computing" setup, but controlled by far more nefarious characters than Amazon or Google.

      Soon the data you claim is "safely encrypted" will be decrypted and the data mining you speak of will be a frequent occurrence.

    8. Re:Backend mining by cetialphav · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you encrypt it, data mining isnt a concern.

      I'm not sure about that. Cloud computing often means running some operating system image on someone else's hardware. If the application on that image is dealing with sensitive data, it must decrypt it at some point. Once that happens, it is vulnerable to being data mined by the cloud provider.

      If you only use the cloud as storage, then encryption does protect you, but most cloud descriptions involve more than just that.

      Security issues go beyond just encryption, though. How can you trust that the operating system image that you are running, is what you want to be running? Suppose you generate a CentOS image with your applications on it and give it to a cloud provider. You save a SHA-1 hash of the image to detect tampering. When the image is booted by the cloud, is there anyway for the virtualized operating system to verify that it is running from an image that matches the original hash value? I don't think there is a way to do that now. This means a cloud provider could tamper with your images in ways that are undetectable to you. How much can you trust the calculations of your image now?

    9. Re:Backend mining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad that Sergei and Larry beat you to that idea.

    10. Re:Backend mining by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Or you can hire people to interview and get jobs at different companies have them go to their local systems on their first day/week and get such data and bring it back for data analysis later, then quit after a couple of week because they "didn't think the job was a good fit for them." SaaS and Cloud computing isn't really that scary. And post like your make it seem that the Evil that could come from it. Will outweigh the good that it currently offers. A lot of the complaints about SaaS are the same ones that started 50 years ago about people loosing their jobs when computers started coming in. What happened a new industry came up out of it. The same thing with SaaS. SaaS is more efficient, then the traditional method. New Efficiencies cause change. People hate change and will make excuses to stop it. Yes SaaS will probably cause a lot of Local System Administrator jobs. However some of them will then in turn work for a SaaS company. However what will probably really happen is just less demand for System Administrators means less people entering that position. Meaning there won't be a huge layoff of all System Administration Jobs. But as companies slowly migrate to SaaS there will be some people going to do the same work at the SaaS and others will be retiring and not getting replaced. Some may find a new real passion in life (not all System Administrators really care to be such). So all in all things will work themselves out. Sorry the computer industry is no longer the hip and trendy industry.

      Next ownership of data and protection. Having worked in different SaaS shops, and I am not talking about the freebees or the ultra cheap stuff (that make their money from leveraging all the data the collect) but actually charge monthly fees to do the work. And guess what The Data belongs to the owners. If they want it we give it to them. We work hard to make sure there is no cross contamination of data and any data analyitics of their data is done with their permission. Like any other business decision working with a different company you need to make sure your license does what you want. You hear about security breaches. However statistically you are better off. Sure there is a chance it may go out in the open by mistake. However for the most part with professionals working on your data and others to make sure it is safe. for the most part it is better off then most companies IT shop with one Administrator who is in the middle of fixing everyones PC while their servers get hacked. Is SaaS 100% no can you honestly say your business is?

      RMS rant. RMS is always looking for the next big thing to say is evil. He is a real downer most of the time. The only way he sees people to make money with software is to pay for support and consulting services. He doesn't realize that a lot of the SaaS is operated with Open Source Software and there is little preventing you to run such software locally. However the SaaS advantage isn't the source code but the internal infrastructure.

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    11. Re:Backend mining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quads are common and octos are almost out (with Fujitsu and Intel being on the race as to who will have something using them on the market first, and Fujitsu in the lead) with "hexadecimos" on the 2 year roadmap - and yet even the shittiest home PCs still run single or dual core celerons and pentium 4s... On the plus side, you're probably more accurate than the average futurologist.

    12. Re:Backend mining by ignavus · · Score: 1

      If you encrypt it, data mining isnt a concern.

      So what you are saying is:

      "If you encrypt it, they will come."

      That doesn't solve all the problems of network latency (ah, you don't live in Australia where the cable to the US is a bottleneck?) or outright network failure (happens to me at home - and even at work - more than .001% of the time: forget five nines).

      Latency and network flakiness - the Internet doesn't yet match LAN quality where I am. Neither do services in the cloud. Yet.

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    13. Re:Backend mining by dkf · · Score: 1

      Cloud computing often means running some operating system image on someone else's hardware. If the application on that image is dealing with sensitive data, it must decrypt it at some point. Once that happens, it is vulnerable to being data mined by the cloud provider.

      It's not vulnerable if it isn't actually decrypted (some apps just shuffle the sensitive data around, they don't look inside it). Of course, this does mean that the encryption would have to be done on a per-field basis, but that's definitely practical (real deployed SaaS providers do just that).

      And you're assuming the cloud provider wants to see the data. They don't: they make more money from not looking, and value their reputations. (In fact, they might even not understand what is valuable about the data in the first place. That's fairly common of the difference between provider and customer...) You still need to watch out for the unscrupulous, but that was ever so: no freaking change.

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    14. Re:Backend mining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're still subject to statistical analysis even if you can't view the data. Also, at some point it has to be decrypted and if all the processing is happening externally you still have to expose your data and trust the api provider isn't going to abuse your trust, which they inevitably will if it has any value. Can you imagine any non-penny company exposing valuable data like that? They might not treat their customers without any concern but they take their own data much more seriously. In my experience the more money a person controls, the more paranioa and willingness to screw people, that's hardly a recipe for success for the cloud.

      The web may be the future as far as delivering applications, but the cloud is just another one of those ironically named technology snake oils that will ultimately go nowhere.

    15. Re:Backend mining by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      The basic problem with this is that it presumes that your data is profitable to your cloud provider. It's not.

      For it to be so, they'd have to be able to make more money from stealing your information than they could ever make from the cloud computing game(and for that matter everything else they do), and whatever legal penalties they'd have to pay for doing it. Given that most of the serious players in this market are multi-billion dollar companies, that would have to be a hell of a lot of money, and if you're storing private data that's worth that kind of cash, you can probably afford to put it in your own data centre.

      Every day your company's data is exposed to people who have far less to lose by stealing it than a cloud computing provider, and comparatively far more to gain. For a mere few million bucks any one of your IT guys could retire to a non extradition country and live in luxury for the rest of their lives. They're also far more likely to become vindictive and try to damage you for no gain than a large multi-national. You trust them (or your company trusts you), and that's just the way it is.

      I know that most of us are more than a little paranoid about this sort of thing, but the reality of the situation is that cloud vendors have an awful lot to lose even from external security breaches, and far more than your information is worth to lose from a deliberate one.

    16. Re:Backend mining by shird · · Score: 1

      Encryption isn't an option if you want the data to be searchable or remotely processed. (think searching your gmail messages).

      The remote processing is a lot of the reason for using these services in the first place. Sometimes it may not even seem like remote processing (e.g rendering a graph in a spreadsheet into a jpg) but it is actually happening remotely for performance reasons.

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    17. Re:Backend mining by cetialphav · · Score: 1

      It isn't so much about what your data is worth to the cloud provider as it is a question of how much trust you have in your provider. Will they provide protection to prevent curious employees from snooping on your data? Will they resist a government request for your data? In many cases, a breach of the cloud security would be more damaging to the customer than to the provider.

      So even if you completely trust the intentions of the cloud provider, there are still risks. We see examples everyday of businesses doing things to exploit customers for profit (Airlines, credit card companies, cell phone carriers, etc) so it is natural to expect this to extend at some point to a cloud provider, even if the majority of them are honest.

      This is all just classic risk management, though. There are benefits and risks to outsourcing infrastructure and individual companies must weigh those. The point of my original post was just to point out that just using encryption does not suddenly mitigate all of the risks that exist.

    18. Re:Backend mining by SiliconEntity · · Score: 1

      How can you trust that the operating system image that you are running, is what you want to be running? Suppose you generate a CentOS image with your applications on it and give it to a cloud provider. You save a SHA-1 hash of the image to detect tampering. When the image is booted by the cloud, is there anyway for the virtualized operating system to verify that it is running from an image that matches the original hash value? I don't think there is a way to do that now. This means a cloud provider could tamper with your images in ways that are undetectable to you. How much can you trust the calculations of your image now?

      Great question, to which there is an answer, but it is an active area of research. The answer is Trusted Computing. TC provides exactly this ability, to know the hash of software running on a remote machine. The TPM chip validates the hash as the software loads, and produces cryptographic signatures of that data. Software that implements this kind of functionality includes Oslo, Trusted Grub, TBoot, and patches for Xen and Linux to make them use the TPM. Using these tools, someone could put together a cloud storage provider that would not only provide TPM signatures on OS images, the design could be such that even system operators cannot inspect OS encrypted data, and the TPM could validate that as well.

      Unfortunately, Richard Stallman and the FSF have demonized this technology to the point that hardly anyone is working on it for fear of being tarred with the "Treacherous Computing" brush. They refuse to recognize the value of being able to prove to others what software you are running. Apparently they are afraid that people will choose to run software that RMS does not approve of. They want to keep people from having the ability to make these kinds of attestations "for their own good". Of course, taking away choice under the guise of making people freer is the standard modus operandi for the FSF, as in their promotion of the GPL over less restrictive licenses like BSD. So we should not be surprised at their ideological desire to suppress research on a technology that would give people entirely new kinds of choices and abilities in the software they run, to be able for the first time to make credible commitments to third parties about how software will behave.

  7. huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    somebody has been smoking too much weed.

  8. ZzzS are the slippery slope for webBS adoption by xigxag · · Score: 4, Funny

    Assimilating all of that Web 3.0 content led me to strategically develop a fully horizontal organizational orientation. I immediately shifted paradigms and commenced "cloud computing" for about 15 minutes, dynamically visualizing an innovative brave new world.

    And now, if you'll excuse me, I feel a rapid fluctuation in my supply chain.

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    1. Re:ZzzS are the slippery slope for webBS adoption by Mozk · · Score: 1

      Sounds a lot like the image linked to in the summary.

      What the fuck is that chart trying to communicate?

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    2. Re:ZzzS are the slippery slope for webBS adoption by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Dunno, but considering it mentions global SOA(which is the dutch abbreviation for sexually transmitted diseases), I think I'm going to rip out the ethernet cable for a bit till the fad goes away.

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  9. Some issues with "the cloud" by davidwr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Beware the perils of outsourcing.

    If you are using a 3rd party to host corporate data, make sure:

    * it meets all legal and regulatory requirements you must meet, guarenteed
    * it has performance and uptime you need, guaranteed
    * it is responsible for break-ins that are beyond your reasonable control, even if they are beyond its reasonable control. If you can't get a guarantee, pick another vendor or buy an insurance policy to cover you from lawsuits if customer data is compromised
    * you can keep backup copies of corporate data in a meaningful format, in case the vendor goes belly up. "In a meaningful format" typically means a published format, but it could be a proprietary format which is shared by many vendors. Open format is many times better than proprietary.

    Depending on your needs and size, it may literally be cheaper to pay an outside vendor to "clone" their infrastructure at your shop and train your IT dept. how to use it, so you can keep everything under your control. If, for example, regulatory rules prevent you from shipping your data to Google, you could hire them to build a mini Google server farm inside your firewall and have it index your data and offer "yourbrandhere-Google-powered" web-based "office" applications.

    Another option is to use in-house or, if you prefer, outsourced virtual servers which you control access to.

    Finally, there's the default option of "keep doing it they way you are doing it now." That option should never be off the table until a better option presents itself.

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    1. Re:Some issues with "the cloud" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      My concern with any outsourcing is that the company hiring the outsourcers have a contract that protects your data with severe civil liabilities for the outsourcing provider if there is compromise. These can be fines that are agreed on which not just cover the cost of paying for customers ID theft protection, but compensation for sullying of a good name.

      Even with the most bulletproof contract, a firm is not safe. If a cloud storage provider gets bought up, or gets liquidated and assets sold off to another firm, that new firm may have the ability to use the stored data in any matter they choose. Someone ahs stored a critical trade secret for refining oil which gets a significant more usable yield? It is shared with the new owner of the defunct cloud provider and not protected by trade secret laws because the client company explicitly chose to store the info with them. Your critical customer lists? Off to be sold to the highest bidder. Customer private E-mail addresses? Some phishing organization in Elbonia wouldn't mind a copy for 50,000. And there is not one single thing the client company could do about it. The data was authorized to be present, so computer "trespass" laws do not apply.

      I can see a dedicated niche industry forming that does one thing with cloud based storage -- providing an encryption layer on the application or the API level. This can be something as simple as using one AES key and a simple AES encrypt filter, piping the output to the cloud API. Or it can have multiple hierarchies of keys and certificates to allow recovery in case of disaster or people

    2. Re:Some issues with "the cloud" by dkf · · Score: 1

      My concern with any outsourcing is that the company hiring the outsourcers have a contract that protects your data with severe civil liabilities for the outsourcing provider if there is compromise. These can be fines that are agreed on which not just cover the cost of paying for customers ID theft protection, but compensation for sullying of a good name.

      You are aware that that will be an expensive contract? It'll be expensive because you'll be paying for them to buy insurance to cover the cost of that penalty. Now, here's the question: is it better to carry some of that insurance cost directly yourself instead, given that there are probably cheap steps you can take to cut premiums...?

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    3. Re:Some issues with "the cloud" by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but I'm fairly certain that you retain ownership of the data you put on the cloud, and that it would not be part of any sale. That doesn't give the new owner the right to view it, and you aren't "sharing information" with them, you're renting storage from them. If you store your servers in a data center and I buy that data center, your servers don't become mine anymore than this data would belong to the new owners of the cloud company. Yes, if your cloud provider sells out to someone who doesn't particularly care about the law and is willing to break it, then you're screwed, but realistically if you go with someone fairly reputable(Amazon and Google certainly come to mind) then you'll have a lot of warning before it gets to that point, and you'd probably reach unusable service levels and have to bugger off way before that point.

      Does this mean you shouldn't buy cloud services from some two bit company with a couple of servers in a back room somewhere, or from some start up with no reputation or history if you care about your data? HELL YES! However, the likelihood of a major player selling out to a company not subject to basic legal protections for this sort of thing are just short of nonexistent at the moment. Could google or Amazon go down hill that far, potentially yes, but you'd see it coming for a very long time.

    4. Re:Some issues with "the cloud" by houghi · · Score: 1

      The big advantage is that all we need is only 5 computers.

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    5. Re:Some issues with "the cloud" by miro+f · · Score: 1

      As someone who works in a large financial institution and who's job is basically to assess SaaS vendors to whom we give data to, I wish this was true. However, I'll tell you what happens in the real world:

      1) Someone comes up to me with a project. "We need to give to to perform "
      2) I say "never heard of this company before. We need to go over and check them out, They're in , it will cost $10k to get me there and back."
      3) project goes: "we can't afford that, we only have a budget of $5k for the entire project"
      4) I say "too bad, the risk is too high, we can't engage the vendor"
      5) project says "we have already entered into a contract with them and they've been doing for two months already"
      6) project escalates to risk management who rubber stamp approval for the deviation.
      7) ???
      8) Profit!
      9) leaks data like a sieve. my company gets bad media attention and gets hit with multi-million dollar fines from regulators. Senior management come to me and ask "why did you let this happen?".

      The truth of the matter is, in a large company it is so much cheaper to simply outsource anything you can. The person who is running the project doesn't care about the quality of the solution, their only concern is to deliver to scope, on time, and on budget. By the time the whole thing goes cactus shaped they're long out of the picture.

      Software as a Service in reality meets very little barrier to adoption.

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    6. Re:Some issues with "the cloud" by miro+f · · Score: 1

      damn. lost my tags =(

      As someone who works in a large financial institution and who's job is basically to assess SaaS vendors to whom we give data to, I wish this was true. However, I'll tell you what happens in the real world:

      1) Someone comes up to me with a project. "We need to give <restricted data X> to <5 man garden shed operation Y> to perform <task Z>"
      2) I say "never heard of this company before. We need to go over and check them out, They're in <country W>, it will cost $10k to get me there and back."
      3) project goes: "we can't afford that, we only have a budget of $5k for the entire project"
      4) I say "too bad, the risk is too high, we can't engage the vendor"
      5) project says "we have already entered into a contract with them and they've been doing <task Z> for two months already"
      6) project escalates to risk management who rubber stamp approval for the deviation.
      7) ???
      8) Profit!
      9) <restricted data X&gt leaks data like a sieve. my company gets bad media attention and gets hit with multi-million dollar fines from regulators. Senior management come to me and ask "why did you let this happen?".

      The truth of the matter is, in a large company it is so much cheaper to simply outsource anything you can. The person who is running the project doesn't care about the quality of the solution, their only concern is to deliver to scope, on time, and on budget. By the time the whole thing goes cactus shaped they're long out of the picture.

      Software as a Service in reality meets very little barrier to adoption.

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  10. Diskless workstations at last? by PingXao · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have been working for over 20 years with various people who proclaim the dawn of the Era Of The Diskless Workstation is upon us. Cloud computing seems to be another instance of this class. I predict it's going to NOT be the "next big thing". The next big bubble of bullshit is more like it.

    1. Re:Diskless workstations at last? by ardor · · Score: 1

      Well, I hardly use the cd-rom drive these days. The flash drive gets used more often, but still, most of the time, its just the hard disk & the net.

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    2. Re:Diskless workstations at last? by tgatliff · · Score: 1

      As long as you can build servers for around $300 and colo them very cheaply, there will never be much traction on cloud computing... Also, no level of people talking about "the support costs" is going to change the fact that a good secured OS (Headless Linux boxes especially) require nearly no level of support.

    3. Re:Diskless workstations at last? by NoPantsJim · · Score: 1

      I think you've nailed it. I have yet to run into a single person who could answer the question "What is the definition of the cloud?" without me being able to unravel their answer with the phrase "Yes, but we've been doing that since the internet started." It's just a fancy buzzword for people with nothing of substance to say.

    4. Re:Diskless workstations at last? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The days of sticking a computer on the Net like the old Netware 3.1.1 servers of yore, and just letting it sit there for years on end are long since over. Even with automatic updates, there needs to be a number of things done, admin wise. In a serious production environment, you never just let stuff automatically update and walk away. There is a chance, though small, that a simple update may completely break the machine.

      Another reason you don't want to leave the box completely unattended is because you need to have a backup mechanism that can do both incremental backups, as well as have a complete bare metal restore image waiting in case the worst happens. With AIX, you use Sysback. OS XS, you probably can get away with Time Machine Server. Windows Server 2008 and Windows Server 2008 R2 have very usable utilities for both making backup images, as well as doing incrementals.

      Security is by no means fire and forget either. Colo servers are often not behind a hardware firewall. This means one can't just lock everything down initially, but have to also watch the security lists to see if any relevant packages have been compromised, and what the workaround is until updates appear. User passwords are oftentimes easily guessed or found out, so for a remote server, it would be highly advisible to use some sort of smart card access or a OTP system (S/Key or OPIE on BSDs).

      Don't forget physical security. It is still relatively rare, but not unhead of for colo centers to be broken into or held up at gunpoint and thieves yank stuff off ranks. You don't want your secure server's data ending up being sold on the black market. On Windows, you can get hardware with a TPM and BitLocker which transparently protects the system drive [1]. On other operating systems, you can virtualize your core server, and have the hypervisor OS mainly be present so you can remotely log in, mount the encrypted volumes, and then fire up the VMs.

      [1]: Make sure to save off the recovery key info to a safe and secure place, so if someone does tamper with the machine, you can still recover the contents.

    5. Re:Diskless workstations at last? by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I remember the era of the diskless workstation. Of course, we called them "dumb terminals" back then. There was a lot to recommend them if you were responsible for managing the system. If you were an end-user, not so much. Naturally, the people who proclaim a renaissance of the old mainframe timesharing system -- under whatever name they're calling it this week -- are people responsible for managing systems. The people selling systems love it too, mainly because it combines the benefits of artificial scarcity and being able to charge users at regular intervals for access alone.

      Of course, the reason the personal computer became popular is because centralized control is expensive, unreliable, and inflexible from the user's point of view. Don't expect a whole bunch of users to suddenly flock back to a model that holds no real advantage for them.

      That's just the consumer class, though. I see a bright future for cloud computing in the corporate world, where the twin engines of management fads and development fads have a proven track record of turning superficial changes into significant wastes of money.

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    6. Re:Diskless workstations at last? by dkf · · Score: 1

      I think you've nailed it. I have yet to run into a single person who could answer the question "What is the definition of the cloud?" without me being able to unravel their answer with the phrase "Yes, but we've been doing that since the internet started." It's just a fancy buzzword for people with nothing of substance to say.

      Well, base level clouds are "colo plus virtualization" really. There are higher-level clouds too, where it's not the base system that's being resold, but rather types of application based on top. There's not a huge difference at the technical level from what went before, that's true, but at the level of administration and payment there's lots of differences, and that makes quite a lot of difference in practice. (It's non-linear, just like there's not much difference between the internet and things that were happening before on bulletin boards, except for what happens when you scale things up a lot.)

      Clouds have traction because they let companies avoid building their own datacenters (which is otherwise expensive, and doubly so if you don't do the job well). If you don't need at least a rack's worth of computing and storage, you're not part of the core market for a Cloud. And one of the nicest things about them is really that charging is fine-grained; why buy a whole year of colo (or even a whole month) when you only need a few hours?

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    7. Re:Diskless workstations at last? by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      I'll tell you exactly what the cloud is. The cloud is a place to put all of your companies most valuable assets, your IP, where none of your employees have direct control over it. It's an anonymous box in an underground bunker somewhere guarded by men with machine guns. The cloud means that when it's time to declare bankruptcy, strap on your golden parachute, fire all of your employees, and sell that IP to the highest bidder, all it takes is a flip of the switch.

      From the point of view of the employee, the cloud is a pointless waste of money. But from the point of view of the executives and shareholders, the cloud is immensely valuable.

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    8. Re:Diskless workstations at last? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      The problem with diskless workstations is, that nobody ever asks "why". I mean I can only see advantages in having a local disk, and only disadvantages in not having one. But this does not seem to disturb any of those that think they want it. (I wonder if they actually want it, or just bought into some alchemist's reality.)

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    9. Re:Diskless workstations at last? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "cloud" is a disgusting buzzword I wish would die a horrible, painful, televised death.

      However, what they mean is this:

      The "Cloud" is an endless resource pool.
      When you need X resources, you can take X resources and use X resources. If you no longer need X resources, say you only need X/2, you can only take X/2.
      Instead of buying and supporting X*5 resources 24/7, you only need to buy X*5 resources during your peek need hours, and X/2 the rest of them.

      In all reality, its about moving Hardware costs (both physical and support) somewhere else.

      So lets take a practical application. You run an office with 20 employees with moderate computer needs. (Lets just say, they really dont NEED a computer type users). Instead of buying and support 20 full desktops, you can buy 5 desktops worth of Server space. (they would call it the bad word...) Saving you 75% of your IT budget. Sure, the peek hours might be annoying, but people will live.

      Thats the "Bad Word" in short. Have we been doing this already? Yes. Whats the difference? The desktop. Now we can have glorified, one use XP VMs being streamed at halfway decent performance. (Err, dont run Flash videos ;) It won't take the industry by storm, but it will be used, and will continue to grow as network capacity and availability continues. (Getting better every hmm, year)

  11. Cloud ftw by dandart · · Score: 1, Informative

    Just don't call it a Web OS because it's not an OS, it's just a desktop or window manager. Xenon is a fine (in-development) example of this which explains the concepts.

    The cloud does not interact with the computer, it needs a layer such as the browser, networking stack, and kernel. So, "web desktop" would seem to be correct.

  12. techno-buzzword salad by elnyka · · Score: 4, Informative

    That article was an example of techno-buzzword mental masturbation.

    1. Re:techno-buzzword salad by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

      And it is written by somebody who is really good at this...

      http://edgeperspectives.typepad.com/about.html

      This guy "influenced" the author.

      Look at his CV. I doubt this man has done anything BUT do some Strategyery (as GWB would say).

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    2. Re:techno-buzzword salad by tgatliff · · Score: 1

      "Chief Strategy Officer" - Means he does not actually do anything, but sure does talk allot of crap that he has no clue about or how to implement...

    3. Re:techno-buzzword salad by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      Even worse, the real topic was disappointing. I was hoping it was an article about the Palm Pre.

  13. Can you say "idiotsourcing"?? by tgatliff · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am sick and tired of pie in the sky thinkers who think they know more than their actual abilities clearly indicate.

    No technology is an "end all be all", and that includes web technologies as well. Each have its own unique strengths and weaknesses. Also, any time I see words like "crowdsourcing", I want to vomit simply because they continue to try to minimize the process of solving ideas and building real products. Personally I think that in the next 50 years, the time right now will be remembered as when business managers were able to walk the earth freely assuming that they know everything. In time, however, their companies failed because they contribute very little to the overall process of creating a business or product. MS learned this very painful lesson first hand with Vista (aka No amount of business marketing/technique solved poor development), and hopefully they have corrected their issues with Windows 7.

    In short.... Real people have to build these "Real" technologies, and we understand that each technology is not perfect. Meaning, the "Web OS" will never a reality unless people are willing to compromise on functionality simply because fat clients will almost always trump any web app simply due to sheer amount of resources and options available to it.

    1. Re:Can you say "idiotsourcing"?? by raddan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think "crowdsourcing" is so popular because we have a business culture that wants stuff NOW without having to think about how to actually get it. In some limited cases (e.g., wikipedia) where there is lots of expertise out there but artificial barriers in place to prevent the spread of that knowledge (e.g., publishers), this model works well because there is a "network effect" with something like Wikipedia. But as you say, it's not a universally-applicable thing, and regardless, someone, somewhere has to do the work.

      As far as I can tell, the MBAs are being fed this crap in school. We (as in people I work with, but not me) recently hired (and fired) one of these people, and she literally spoke in pure buzztalk. Attempts to get her to clarify what she meant resulted in more buzzwords and circular logic. She even plagiarized a technical explanation of mine (verbatim) on her blog once, and when we called her out on it (by asking her to clarify what she... er, I said), it was more crap. Good riddance.

      The diagram makes me want to hurl. It's like a buzzword flower or something.

  14. diskless != cloud Not quite the same by davidwr · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Diskless workstation" typically is either a "lots-o-ram/no disk/bootstraps over LAN" system or a "glass tty" or "smart glass tty" system. The difference being on a smart system significant local computation related to the application at hand occurs beyond just i/o.

    The interface to the cloud, the web browser, is a "smart glass tty" system. However, it typically lives side-by-side with other things like local applications, local or at least non-cloud printers and other i/o devices, and other "smart glass ttys" i.e. web browsers and "less smart" ttys such as Windows Remote Terminal Services Client, ssh, telnet, etc.

    One reasonable prediction is that businesses will continue to commoditize their employee's workstations, and give them access to resources either on their local LAN or in an external cloud based on their job function. The idea is if their computer hardware or base operating system breaks, you can just drop-replace it with a spare and have them back up and running very quickly. For many companies, this day is already here for most of their employees.

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    1. Re:diskless != cloud Not quite the same by dbcad7 · · Score: 1

      The problem is, that when an application goes down.. it goes down for all.. In the old scenario, if my machine dies, or an application gets corrupted somehow., my neighbor still is functional.. In the new scenario, if the latest update of the application has some bug that is crashing.. everyone is equally screwed in using it.. It's a choice between fixing individuals problems, or global panic.

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    2. Re:diskless != cloud Not quite the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is also the fact that if the latest version of an app breaks things, you can, with some measure of headaches, uninstall the last version and reinstall a backlevel one. With SaaS, if an update the cloud provider pushes out doesn't fit the bill, you are SOL.

      SaaS is what a few companies want to detriment of virtually everyone else. It is the ultimate in DRM. Someone doesn't pay, yank their access, and tell them they need to cough up the dough or else their data gets it (and that can mean either deletion, or if there are no contracts to prevent it, divulging to anyone who wants.)

    3. Re:diskless != cloud Not quite the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because Application developers or packagers don't test their work AT ALL...

      Or you know, they haven't created a "testing" site / link for the SaaS application?

    4. Re:diskless != cloud Not quite the same by Unoti · · Score: 1

      Although that's true, everything you mentioned as a downside to centralization has a corresponding upside. For example, if the latest update of the app has a bug that's crashing, everybody is screwed. On the other hand, it's easy to update everybody with the right code, because of that same centralization. This issue of lots of people depending on a centralized resource is pretty well-traveled territory. We do it already with lots of things from SQL to DNS. And the "global panic" you speak of is the flipside of the coin of "global stability". If centralized management is going to cause the kind of chaos you mention, then the real problem is incompetent IT. Such an incompetent IT group is going to fare not much better with a distributed client/server model and its associated problems than they will with a centralized server model.

  15. I really wish people would stop "Declaring" things by NoPantsJim · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "Dion Hinchcliffe over on ZDNet declared".

    This pisses me off to no end. I suppose it works because saying that you declare something as nebulous as WebOs arriving sounds more important than "My opinion is such that...".

    The worst of the worst is Arrington, as well as TechCrunch in general. If I recall correctly, Arrington declared both voicemail and email to be dead, Dead, DEAD!!! Really asshole? I use both every single day in a very efficient manner. In the future please just say "I don't like these things" instead of declaring them to be dead. Maybe I'll go write a blog post with the title "I declare Mike Arrington to be dead".

    Just recently TechCrunch did the same for RSS, which is funny because RSS is how I arrived at this article, as well as the one for TechCrunch. I assumed they meant they didn't want me as a subscriber to their RSS feed, so I rectified the situation. Can't believe I ever read that shithole site.

    In the future if an article declares something to be so, I'll declare that it is a shitty article.

  16. Re:Meanwhile by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    Yeah, 99% of all malware simply won't run on Linux. :-)

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    The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  17. Re:I really wish people would stop "Declaring" thi by NoPantsJim · · Score: 1

    Forgot to mention the recent horseshit about Arrington declaring the handshake dead, and that we need a new alternative to prevent the spread of germs.

  18. USAPATRIOT Act? Who sez I'm Ameriken? by davidwr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And let's not forget that all your data is now in the hands of somebody else, who is almost certainly subject to laws in their country that give the local government unfettered access to all your company jewels.

    There, fixed that for you.

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    Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
  19. "no level of support" by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Also, no level of people talking about "the support costs" is going to change the fact that a good secured OS (Headless Linux boxes especially) require nearly no level of support.

    This may be true for hardware support, but it ignores the costs of software maintenance. Even good secured OSes need patching. Yes, you can have these on semi-automatic, or if you are daring, automatic, but someone has to be there to pick up the pieces if things go south.

    If the guy picking up pieces is on your payroll and on salary, then yes, your company may be able to declare it comes "at no cost" but that's just playing games with numbers. Every hour he's picking up after a problem is one hour he's not doing something else.

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    1. Re:"no level of support" by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 1

      [...]software maintenance[...]

      If the guy picking up pieces is on your payroll and on salary, then yes, your company may be able to declare it comes "at no cost" but that's just playing games with numbers. Every hour he's picking up after a problem is one hour he's not doing something else.

      You're talking about in-house software disasters. But how is that different from a cloud based software disasters? Only if you talk of SaaS (as opposed to PaaS, IaaS - Software, Platform, Onfrastructure) might there be a small difference...

  20. I don't know about WebOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but google, an advertising company, advertising its own product (an advertising platform) for free, isn't, well, harming somehow the competitors who have to pay google in order to advertise their products? In the front page? Where is the DOJ?

  21. No it hasn't. And it never will. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    Can we now stop the web economy bullshit generator and go back to news for actual nerds instead of pointy-haired "IT deciders"?

    (Apropos, I did start a WebOS (warning: never finished alpha version) back in 2003/2004, so if there ever would have been a time for it, we (or at least me) would have long passed it. ;)

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    Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
  22. Free Web OS like EyeOS and others... by Boriel · · Score: 1

    There are many free Web OS (as I understand them) out there. For example, EyeOS at http://eyeos.org/en or this other: http://www.oos.cc/login.html YouOS https://www.youos.com/ (now closed :( ) and one from the MIT whose URL I can't recall now... These project are 2 or more years old. If the new Web OS is just this old concept, I think like they're just shouting buzzword (again).

  23. Straight on the heels of by RomulusNR · · Score: 1

    the wildly successful Network Computer.

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    Terrorists can attack freedom, but only Congress can destroy it.
    1. Re:Straight on the heels of by zullnero · · Score: 1

      The network computer was a first stab at conceptualizing all this cloud/web whatever today. None of it was even remotely feasible as a result of what we all had to work with in the mid-90's. Everyone knew this was the direction things were going, but the amount of complexity in the whole concept took decades to really refine. So no, you don't get a witty /. retort. And as someone who uses a webOS today, it works pretty good for me on my phone.

    2. Re:Straight on the heels of by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      Actually the Network Computer was quite technically feasible and not at all complex, but failed because it had no business case. It was really just an indulgence by Oracle and Sun to make them feel like they could compete with Microsoft.

  24. Re:I really wish people would stop "Declaring" thi by raddan · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but he's got a really pretty diagram. The fact that the diagram is largely meaningless is beside the point.

    You gotta have a good diagram if you're going to go around proclaiming things.

  25. Oh, and I did forget... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    ...that a WebOS is yet another "great" example of the inner platform anti-pattern.

    (I guess that is why I stopped working on it, as soon as I left the company, and why I then started to code in Haskell. :)

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  26. Time to update... by dvh.tosomja · · Score: 0

    As I look at that beautiful PNG, I think it's the time to update our company bullshit bingo cards.

  27. Hey, phone call for you... by jonadab · · Score: 1

    There's this newspaper reporter from 1996 on the line. He wants his sensationalist headline back.

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    Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
  28. beyond the hype? by rackeer · · Score: 2, Informative

    Larry Ellison, September 2008: "The interesting thing about cloud computing: it is either going to be or already is the most computing architecture in the world, because we redefine cloud computing to include everything that we currently do. It has already achieved dominance in the industry. I can't think of anything that isn't cloud - with all these announcements."

  29. Yeah right by CxDoo · · Score: 1

    It won't happen just because the big players in the industry want to move to selling services.

    Resistance is futile, you will be commoditized.

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    "Blah blah blah." - [citation needed]
    1. Re:Yeah right by dimeglio · · Score: 1

      Well put. Revenue is much more predictable in a "rental" type business. It started subtly with yearly maintenance fees, then support fees, then "software assurance" models, and now WebOS/cloud computing. I am almost alarmed that personal information is being shared as it is today. One can refer to this as the next computing paradigm. The only thing that needs fixing is the bandwidth and I have no idea who is going to take care of it. I'm surprised that Yahoo, Google, Microsoft, etc. is not taking over from traditional communication companies.

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      Views expressed do not necessarily reflect those of the author.
  30. Where I live... In a city of 30k people by joocemann · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... the Internet is not available at high enough speeds for cloud computing to reflect anything close to using software on my home computer.

    That doesn't mean I can't wait for it if its something that we're all moving to anyway; I'm just trying to bring up the obvious fact that there is lag in web apps and for some of us it might be a bit harder or longer process than others.

    I'm ready to pay the $6/household that the major ISPs said it would cost to double bandwidth. I'm ready to pay it several times over. Is anybody listening?

    1. Re:Where I live... In a city of 30k people by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      Cloud Computing != Google Apps.

      Despite all the BS, Cloud Computing != SaaS.

      SaaS is a rather moronic marketing idea. While having your version of software product X sit on a server somewhere for which you are charged a monthly fee is the wet dream of every software publisher and gartner analyst, it's not really a realistic. Certainly Application Service Provider's exist, and certainly enterprise customers do and will continue to pay for these services, but the idea of moving core thick client applications to the web has yet to see significant interest. The idea of doing this on the consumer market, where Software Assurance and paid support really aren't on radar is just never going to happen.

      The cloud is really about delivering HaaS that is to say Hardware as a Service, which is much more interesting, and much more beneficial. A web app may never be as fast as a local copy, but being able to pay for hardware on demand is really rather useful. Generally speaking, if you have a proper business model, demand is directly proportional to revenue, but for IT hardware, supply was not directly linked to demand. You tried to buy what you thought you would need, and if you were wrong you ended up losing money(either because you couldn't deliver your service or you had hardware you didn't need). Most of the time, especially in the early days of a business, these estimations are wrong.

      Now there's some argument to be made that for most businesses the current pricing for the cloud isn't attractive enough for them to bother yet or that the technology isn't mature enough yet to have sufficient standardization to have manageable levels of vendor lock-in, but that doesn't mean that the idea in and of itself is faulty.

      Certainly SaaS providers are great candidates for HaaS since they have to deliver their software under variable loads, but the real benefits of the cloud have very little to do with delivering your word processor over the internet and an awful lot to do with delivering servers on demand.

  31. Reverse the Polarity by furbearntrout · · Score: 3, Funny

    If that doesn't work try running it through the main deflector array.

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    1. Re:Reverse the Polarity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if THAT doesn't work, it's gotta be the bio-neural gel-packs.
      Tagline for the show: ST (VOY): It's the gel-packs.

    2. Re:Reverse the Polarity by palegray.net · · Score: 1

      I just canna do it, Captain! I don't have the power!

  32. Re:I really wish people would stop "Declaring" thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Especially when they don't even get the terminology correct. Sorry but OS stands for operating system and this describes "Web OS" is not an operating system. Crap like this makes me wonder what other basic things about computers and IT these type of people don't understand.

  33. First things first by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    First the industry needs to perfect internal swappability and server plug-and-play before they try to tackle external. Companies are not going to immediately trust external hosting until it's demonstrated that such technologies work internally. Things like version and config compatibility management and security still have a lot of work to be done.

  34. The year of the mainframe on the desktop? by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    Hmm, mainframe computers and dumb terminals... Something is wrong with that idea. I just cannot put my finger on it though...

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  35. Saas = Software as a SUBSCRIPTION by macraig · · Score: 3, Informative

    Do I need to repeat the rest of the explanation? We've been having this tug-of-war over software subscriptions for almost 15 years now. Call it "the cloud" or any of the other rebranding attempts from the past, but it's all had the same goal: making you pay more for the software you use.

    What we should fear is no longer having any control at all over the software we use AND having to pay every month/day/hour/minute for the privilege of being able to use it.

    BTW, did anyone who modded parent up happen to notice the URL and content of his shared homepage? He's hardly an impartial observer in this matter: he has a specific vested interest in promoting this "SaaS". SaaS very much a threat... to anyone not producing or selling it. The people promoting it aim to tip the economic balance even farther in their favor. Sure, supposedly we all have that goal in common, but some people are greedier than others. It's large corporations that will benefit from "SaaS", not the little guy.

    1. Re:Saas = Software as a SUBSCRIPTION by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      The thing is, most commercial software already might as well be SaaS, since the minute the vendor stops issuing security updates, you had better disconnect that software from your network or stop using it entirely.

      Recognizing this fact and formalizing this arrangement should actually be beneficial for both software developers and users. It's also extremely beneficial for OSS, imho.

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      "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
    2. Re:Saas = Software as a SUBSCRIPTION by macraig · · Score: 1

      The dots connecting this to OSS aren't immediately apparent to me.

      Borland and other companies tried something just shy of subscriptions, by using annoyingly frequent upgrades. I don't think it worked very well, because customers were smart enough to work out the cost-benefit ratio of most of the so-called upgrades and simply said no to them.

      Software subscriptions, if we acquiesce to them, are akin to extortion, or the same tactics that drug pushers use. With one-time software licenses, even if a person disapproved of revisions, he was able to keep using the version for which he bought a license. Once a person is dependent upon a subscribed application, however, it's all or nothing: if revisions are not to his liking, he has only one choice, to stop using the software entirely. He can't keep using a revision he did find useful, because that revision has now been forcibly removed and no longer exists.

      Software subscriptions remove choice and control from the consumer/user and transfer it to the "content" publisher. It's another form of DRM, really.

    3. Re:Saas = Software as a SUBSCRIPTION by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      The dots connecting this to OSS aren't immediately apparent to me.

      1) OSS is easier to support as SaaS. Furthermore, I think it demolishes closed-source software in this area. OSS doesn't have all of the downsides that you mentioned. Instead of giving the customer a choice of which version of the software he would prefer using, or worse "upgrade or else", you can ask the more beneficial question of "what do you want the software to do?" and then make the decision of how best to support that need accordingly.

      2) To the extent that SaaS removes choice and control from the end-user, it makes OSS more attractive as an in-house option. SaaS makes it easier to argue for OSS since the true costs of closed-source software are more apparent.

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      "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
    4. Re:Saas = Software as a SUBSCRIPTION by macraig · · Score: 1

      Are there any current real-world examples of this dynamic? I see your point, but it seems a bit theoretical at this point. If it doesn't work out that way, the consequences of counting on it could be dire for OSS.

    5. Re:Saas = Software as a SUBSCRIPTION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OF COURSE it is software as a subscription!

      That is the whole point.

      Call center? oh thats just customer service as a subscription.
      Marketing Firm? thats just advertising as a subscription
      Legal firm? thats just legal advice as a subscription.
      Business insurance? thats CYA as a subscription

      Everything a business does these days is pretty much already a "subscription"

      These "subscriptions" have their places, and always will.

    6. Re:Saas = Software as a SUBSCRIPTION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's even worse than that. You can't reverse engineer software running on someone else's server. You can't firewall or sandbox it to see what else it does with your data. You can't uninstall it. Hell you can't even upgrade it. And whenever you want to move your stuff elsewhere it comes with a huge migration cost. SaaS is the backlash against open source. And all that millenarian singularity bullshit is just the blurb to sell it.

    7. Re:Saas = Software as a SUBSCRIPTION by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Do I need to repeat the rest of the explanation? We've been having this tug-of-war over software subscriptions for almost 15 years now. Call it "the cloud" or any of the other rebranding attempts from the past, but it's all had the same goal: making you pay more for the software you use.

      The cloud is not software-as-a-service, though it is a kind of platform on which SaaS offerings can be built (in fact, SaaS offerings are often built on someone else's cloud.) Cloud computing is, essentially, just providing dynamic resource provisioning and divorcing logical servers from physical servers.

      What we should fear is no longer having any control at all over the software we use AND having to pay every month/day/hour/minute for the privilege of being able to use it.

      Sure; while there may be some cases where SaaS makes sense, for lots of users it doesn't make sense for most uses, and it should be rejected. That doesn't mean it should be rejected always and everywhere, and it even more clearly doesn't mean that technologies which are usable for deploying SaaS among other things should be rejected simply because they can be used for SaaS.

    8. Re:Saas = Software as a SUBSCRIPTION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Borland and other companies tried something just shy of subscriptions, by using annoyingly frequent upgrades.

      Maybe this was true of Borland's ALM products, but on the programming tools side, only JBuilder was frequently updated. C++Builder and, to a lesser degree, Delphi were usually not upgraded frequently enough IMO. Kylix was left to languish, and is effectively abandonware. C#Builder was just a bad idea from the start, and it's also dead. CodeGear has been doing a better job since the purchase by Embarcadero, at least for C++Builder & Delphi - haven't kept up with JBuilder.

      - T

  36. Re:Meanwhile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not just malware, but 99% of all software won't run on Linux. You have a nice selection of text editors though. Kudos.

  37. Cloud computing is such a stupid term by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    since when has the sky been covered by a handfull of clouds?

    "cloud computing" makes more sense when you see it like Nokia does: your phone is a cloud, your server is a cloud, your desktop is a cloud, etc., and they can all link to each other and allow you access them even when you're not around. Store all of your music on your server and stream them to the clients; store all of your documents on your cellphone and access them from your desktop if you'd like. etc.

    Cloud computing also makes sense when it comes to thin clients in a server and stuff. Or making bigger datacenters near cleaner ressources, and stuff like VM hosting. But not this garbage Web2.0 shit. Since when is JavaScript considered "green"? You can barely run stuff like Wave on an Atom... Can't run facebook properly on my Pentium 2.

  38. Pick the right tool for the job by networkzombie · · Score: 1

    Cloud computing is great! My mother calls me to tell me that PBS told her so.

  39. Re:Meanwhile by Ozlanthos · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey now, my copy of Unreal Tournament 2k4 runs AWESOME on Ubuntu! If it were not for the fact that Stalker (SOC and CS...but could we hope for a Linux-release of Call of Pripyat?...not likely) won't run on Linux, I would never use a Windows variant again.

    -Oz

  40. How many times ... by JimToo · · Score: 1

    I've heard this prediction so many times, it was silly the first time, it still is. Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that part of my job involves placing computers in places where internet is not. Went searching for comments on this absurdity, where else would one find a reference but here at good ol' /. http://tech.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/09/30/2146250

  41. "Welcome To The Future!" by DynaSoar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Subject is quote from "I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus" by Firesign Theatre. Apropo, no?

    "businesses and IT departments must adjust to the fact that everything's starting to move to the cloud"

    When a pundit* makes a claim that comes true, they collect on the only currency involved -- publicity -- by reminding you at every chance. When they're wrong, which is usually, they simply wait until so few remember that if anyone does bring it up, they can easily explain things away with a line of BS (what they call Believable Statements) that they've developed since realizing they were wrong.

    * Pun' dit (n): from

    (1) "pun", a statement with a double meaning; those agile enough with language to earn the name pundit can manipulate the double meaning to be polar opposites, such as "is" and "is not". (A recent inquiry into the activities of one such person resulted in their tacit admission in belonging to this class of person, when they asked of the investigators, "Define 'is'.") Through the application of this inclusive exclusion, such a person can claim to have meant what they meant when they said it, and if necessary to have meant the opposite. A truly superior practitioner can not only apply this, but also make it appear as though it were the listener's fault for the confusion.

    and from:

    (2) dit, from Morse Code "dit" and "dah", known as "dot" and "dash" to non-Morse speakers. This is the equivalent to a single trinary "trit" of information in that it can take either active state (dit or dah), or not be there at all (a wait state). Applied to Boolean, it is the basis of the IF...THEN...MAYBE statement, the 'fuzzy logic' extension of IF...THEN...ELSE. By itself (ie. with no associated data or wait state) the single trit "dit" means nothing at all.

    Thus, "pundit" is one who can take a piece of information, useless by itself, and by association with another statement, imply a meaning to it with which they may then later prove that they meant X or that they meant NOT X. For instance, a person at a tech-oriented new organization can make a statement like "everything's moving to the cloud", and when everything doesn't, claim that by "everything" they meant also "everything else", and by "is" they meant "isn't", yielding "everything is moving to the cloud, except everything that isn't moving to the cloud." If it seems that the phrase "some things" would be more appropriate, you are not a pundit. They use "everything" because it can be used as "everything is", "everything isn't" or "everything is except everything that isn't", and changed according to the need of the pundit to appear to be right at the cost of looking like an idiot, or even worse, a politician.

    See also "pendantic"; similar to "pedantic" (holding forth at length with the appearance, even if not in actual fact, of being an authority), but taken from "pendulous" for 'swinging back and forth freely, usually something that is very low hanging', and "antic" a comical behavior.

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  42. Don't tell me what I need to get used to by HangingChad · · Score: 1

    ...and that businesses and IT departments must adjust to the fact that everything's starting to move to the cloud.

    I don't know about anyone else, but it chaps my butt when someone tells me I have to adjust to tech trend of the moment. I'll adjust when I'm good and ready. And I'll be ready when it makes business sense. Like service architecture, before that it was web services, go back far enough the hot buzz was client-server. I don't use what's trendy, I use what works.

    Like moving email to "the cloud"...I hate that term. We dumped Exchange in favor of corporate Gmail and not only saved a fortune but it's a lot less stress to manage. We switched because it made good business sense, not because it was trendy. And no one really had to adjust because most of our staff was already using GMail at home.

    We don't need a web OS, we use Ubuntu on a lot of desktops and Linux servers. A web OS might be an advantage...some day. But I can't really see what that advantage is now. So, no need to "adjust" now, is there?

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  43. Re:I really wish people would stop "Declaring"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry that some asshole with their head up their ass modded you flamebait. This was the single most insightful post in this thread.

    Posting as AC for obvious reasons.

  44. Re:USAPATRIOT Act? Who sez I'm Ameriken? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Unless you run a Mac. Then Steve Jobs has unfettered access to your family jewels.

  45. Re:I really wish people would stop "Declaring"... by NoPantsJim · · Score: 1

    Posting as AC for obvious reasons.

    I suspect it's because you modded me flamebait and don't want the vote taken away by commenting.

    Ok, all kidding aside, I've noticed every single post I make with any type of foul language is tagged as flamebait within minutes of posting, even though they all eventually get modded back up. Other people have responded to my posts with warnings about some kind of self-appointed "vulgarity police" roaming around here modding people down. I think most people here are adult enough to handle this sort of thing without having someone else doing the censoring.

  46. Re:USAPATRIOT Act? Who sez I'm Ameriken? by Thad+Zurich · · Score: 1

    Oh it's even better: If any piece of the cloud is in one country, that country will try to apply its laws to the entire cloud. If a piece of the cloud isn't in that country, they'll apply their intelligence agencies instead.

  47. Re:I really wish people would stop "Declaring" thi by Samgilljoy · · Score: 1

    Declarations like Dion's or Arrington's make me want to class the writers in the same set as so-called Futurists, and as some very clever Slashdotter put it last year, Futurist = 1 part Fail, 1 part Sci-Fi writer.

    Sadly, success in business seems to be 9 parts marketing, 1 part actual intelligence or talent at best.

  48. Re:USAPATRIOT Act? Who sez I'm Ameriken? by watergeus · · Score: 1

    A real cloud doesn't know the borders of a country.

  49. A confession.. by jimshatt · · Score: 1

    I fear the cloud, because:
    * It will 'commoditise' massive package implementations like Sharepoint, which I was hoping would just die and rot in hell.
    * It makes my job more about maintentance and less about implementing (aka less fun)

    By the way, (some) SaaS is a trap. Because it's cheaper, companies are more likely to give those shitty 'Enterprise' (*) applications a spin. Later on, they will find they need some customizations, and in come the consultants.

    (*) I used to like the word "Enterprise" in my trekkie days, but 'they' stole it and perverted it, and now whenever I hear that word it makes me want to throw up...

  50. Two workaround to safeguard your data by davidwr · · Score: 1

    1) Encrypt your data. This works well for outsourced data-backup. It can work with outsourced data-backup and application-binary-hosting scenarios. For example, if I contract with you to host a word-processing environment and to host my files, you may have a Java applet word-processing application that runs locally on my employee's computers. It goes to the cloud to get the encrypted file and accesses local, on-my-network, or in-the-user's-head data for the encryption key. The cleartext data and passwords are never stored on your system. This is enforced by contract and by code audited by a third party that will guarantee the code does not play games.

    2) Contracts that spell out exactly what will happen if there is a change in management and that specifically prohibit anyone from accessing my data except as needed to provide it to me.

    If this is starting to sound complicated, nobody* said responsible data management was easy.

    *People trying to sell you "data management made easy" products don't count

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    1. Re:Two workaround to safeguard your data by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Re:
      2) Contracts that spell out exactly what will happen if there is a change in management and that specifically prohibit anyone from accessing my data except as needed to provide it to me.

      Have you been following the Apple vs. Pystar case recently? Some of Apple's information apparently ended up on the web despite a court order. There's some finger pointing going on as to exactly who is to blame for what, and whether the order actually *was* violated, but....

      Have you been following SCO vs. the world? They, also, have occasionally played a bit fast an loose with their contractual obligations. Novell's been fighting them over that for over five years. It looks like they're going to get away with the theft without punishment. They're going bankrupt, but they were doing that anyway. (Only had one profitable quarter in the history of the company????)

      A contract isn't all that secure. Not even if you've got a big stick and the little guy is nearly unarmed. (At one point the judge said about SCOs evidence (after over four years) "Is that all you've got?" I only saw it written, so I didn't hear the inflection...but no measurable amount of good evidence has been publicly presented.)

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  51. Reliability is a requirement by LoadWB · · Score: 1

    And "The Cloud" must adjust to the fact that businesses and IT departments require reliability, not several-hour down-time, unavailability, and security issues which only affect a "subset of users."

    1. Re:Reliability is a requirement by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      And "The Cloud" must adjust to the fact that businesses and IT departments require reliability, not several-hour down-time, unavailability, and security issues which only affect a "subset of users."

      Most of the environments I've experienced, non-cloud applications run on the organizations own servers experience those effects as much as any cloud application I've heard of. Downtime isn't something that magically only happens on the cloud.

  52. Who hears "Cloud Computing" and thinks "Lose Job"? by mcrbids · · Score: 1

    The people who should fear clouds are the people who want their data in their own hands, and don't trust third parties to handle it for then. It's that easy, and it's what will make SaaS fail.

    I see sooo much bitching and whining here about "OMG Waat about the intarnetz goind down!" and "third party data security". I hear it all the way to the bank. Which, BTW, is an outsourced third party who manages information for me. (The bank, that is)

    Woops!

    See, money is information. It's abstract information about amassed wealth potential. It's not even pieces of paper, any more. (Perhaps 1% of my financial transactions by amount are in cash.) And the bank does a pretty damned good job of keeping track of this information for me, and even though thousands of bank employees have access to this privileged information, the real risk of harm from banking is pretty slim. Banks are, in fact, proof that SaaS is a very viable business model - they've been managing money as a service for hundreds of years....

    Cloud computing is no different. You are trusting a third party to track information for you. It's really no more or less to it than that. Just as you should take some care about where you put your money, you should take some care about where you put your business information. (Which is, in a sense, another form of money)

    "What about when the webs goes downzes!?" - Yea, that'd be tough. Since many businesses primarily transact on the Internet anyway, if the 'net is down, the company is effectively closed, anyway. And even a crappy $20/month home DSL line generally manages 99% or better uptime.

    "Trust your information to a third party"... Take a look at the SLA for your contract. Wait, you don't have one? Well, you are getting what you are asking for. Any good contract with an out-sourced third party should include clauses for discretion. Talk to a lawyer if it matters. At my cloud-computing company, we offer strong clauses in our default contracts for the benefit of our customers. We take information security and privacy very seriously. All staff with access to privileged information are under a strongly worded NDA.

    "Patriot Act" - do you think that the information being at a third party makes a damned bit of difference? If the feds want your data, they'll get it. The only real question is whether or not you spend time in the clink while they are doing it. My advice? 1) Don't do bad things, and 2) vote down the patriot act. I've several times written my congresscritters in opposition.

    "Evil Plus Bad" - Yes, there are cases where outsourced vendors failed to perform backups. Go back to your SLA/Contract (you do have one, right?) and take a look at the terms. Periodically check to see that backups are being done - demand proof, and raise hell if you find any lack. It's your right, it's your money, and it's your contract.

    Hook up with a company you can really trust.

    People here are convinced that the worst is going to happen. Well, you know what? We've closed contracts after terrible things happened *in house*. Servers die with corrupt backup tapes, or backups of directory short-cuts. Horrid performance, where simple queries take minutes to perform. In one case, the client's server room was stolen. No, I'm not kidding. Servers,routers, switches, all gone. Including the backup tapes!

    In our case, the equipment sits in a multi-million dollar, high-class, maximum security data center. We have a redundant site for Disaster Recovery, with fresh data every 24 hours, and a pre-release process that incidentally verifies out backups, every time we issue an update. And a third location just for long-term data backups and archiving. All with excellent security, under lock and key, with strong encryption in use.

    I run a cloud-computing service, and I say with confidence: the Web "O/S" is here, and its name is Firefox/IE/Safari/WebKit/Opera.

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  53. Re:I really wish people would stop "Declaring" thi by agnosticnixie · · Score: 1

    The manly russian kiss will empower weak american immune systems much better than the handshake, da, da.

  54. Buzziness as usual by Evil_Ether · · Score: 1

    That article has more buzz words then an apoidea dictionary.

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  55. Cloud computing... by kvillaca · · Score: 1

    Is a distant dream for most of users or will be the boiler plate as SOA was proclaimed to be? May be for 95% users on earth, the cloud computing and yours OS's will be just a dream, or anyone here can do on download at superior speeds than your HD ? I don't think so. For my point of view and may be there are more people that should share it with me, Cloud Computing is one of the newest IBM marketing in action as was SOA, that in truth are the same and old Mainframe did and do, to sale new machines, solutions and shake the IT market making a lot of $$$. Of course that make $$$ is the purpose of everyone in IT industry, but they are try to sale that the idea is quite easy and cheap to put it to work and that is suitable to anyone, that is not true. Today we have a lot of earlier marketing, about things that basically doesn't exist yet or is just one idea that no one might knows if it in fact it will work one day. It's not good for the IT market at all, because today is one area that many company directors see as one deep hole for the $$$ that never ends and create new solutions without fix the previous ones properly. Today the market is flooded with MS marketing solutions, that means shoot to any where and them, draw the target around it, and with it you will always have one bulls eye, or in other words they are creating solutions for things that we actually don't need and creating after a lot of uses for that solutions and selling it as the big deal. Today we are living the marketing age on IT, and I really hope that the next one should be in fact one that provide utile and coherent content that will provide to us the same feedback that you have when you buy one chocolate bar and is happy because that one have the chocolate taste, texture and smell that you want.

  56. Re:I really wish people would stop "Declaring"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me be the first to say FUCK the "vulgarity police" and fuck modders who have any kind of fucking agenda.

  57. But.. by microbee · · Score: 1

    Would Palm give up on that name?

  58. By Neruos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The internet and network connects are not the holy grail to computer. Who ever is promoting "cloud" as the future of communication is a moron. The internet has its uses but it isn't the answer to everything remotely OS related.

  59. Re:Who hears "Cloud Computing" and thinks "Lose Jo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Banks are, in fact, proof that SaaS is a very viable business model - they've been managing money as a service for hundreds of years....

    Have you been following the news lately?

    "What about when the webs goes downzes!?" - Yea, that'd be tough. Since many businesses primarily transact on the Internet anyway, if the 'net is down, the company is effectively closed, anyway. And even a crappy $20/month home DSL line generally manages 99% or better uptime.

    Nice dodge. Connectivity is not required for ALL computer operations. The cloud push is designed to get people USED to the idea, even if it means degraded performance for now, so that they become used/dependent on it for ALL their needs. It's pure marketing/control freak bullshit.

    At my cloud-computing company, we offer strong clauses in our default contracts for the benefit of our customers. We take information security and privacy very seriously. All staff with access to privileged information are under a strongly worded NDA.

    Bwhahaha! Only a lawyer would think that legalese has the ability to usurp physical and mathematical laws. The reality is that your employees can still, at any time, violate such pieces of paper and cause damage. Then there's the government, which current trends suggest will have an ever increasing scope of power and precedent to do whatever it wants. For example, look how well the constitution is protecting us from PATRIOT powered liberties violations...oh right, it isn't.

    The only real question is whether or not you spend time in the clink while they are doing it. My advice? 1) Don't do bad things, and 2) vote down the patriot act. I've several times written my congresscritters in opposition.

    so basically you're saying "sorry you've already lost your rights, so you might as well trust your data to me anyway with the expectation that when the authorities come knocking, I'll happily let them mine any and all data without any resistance." sorry, I'd rather retain the only copies of my data so to limit this kind of patent abuse. I'd love it if you'd define 'bad things' for me. What's ok today, isn't tomorrow, and that's the major thrust of the argument against 'cloud computing.' As we both know, writing congress without a check in the envelope will do exactly nothing.

    "Evil Plus Bad" - Yes, there are cases where outsourced vendors failed to perform backups. Go back to your SLA/Contract (you do have one, right?) and take a look at the terms. Periodically check to see that backups are being done - demand proof, and raise hell if you find any lack. It's your right, it's your money, and it's your contract.

    Once again I have to ask. How will this piece of paper with a written promise on it get my data back when/if you fuck up? Oh right, it won't do shit.

    Hook up with a company you can really trust.

    Trust? A business? hahahah! Now, that's a good one. next you'll ask me to trust the authorities, oh wait, you already implied that. All I need to do is not do 'bad things.' Quit drinking your own kool-aid.

    People here are convinced that the worst is going to happen. Well, you know what? We've closed contracts after terrible things happened *in house*. Servers die with corrupt backup tapes, or backups of directory short-cuts. Horrid performance, where simple queries take minutes to perform. In one case, the client's server room was stolen. No, I'm not kidding. Servers,routers, switches, all gone. Including the backup tapes!

    It's all about probabilities, right? Moving the data from dozens of corporations to one centralized e-location just makes that location more tempting to would-be attackers. Also, the single point of failure moves from the old server rooms of these companies to the ever-so-pliant legal contracts between them and you. Net out, the only ones who gain something are tho

  60. Look @ the author's BIO - D. Hinchcliffe of ZDNet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Per my subject-line above, see Dion Hinchcliffe's BIO: He's DEFINITELY "Pro-Web 2.0" (& that says it ALL for me (probably the rest of you as well))

    In short - He's simply using his position here @ ZDNet to further his OWN interests (typical of bloggers & journallists), & thus, his TRUE "Hidden Agenda", in his now trying to promote the b.s. he works on himself, so he can get more contracts!

    That IS all this blog REALLY is, really about... & that fools NOBODY, period.

    APK

    P.S.=> Fix the javascript DOM? Your WEB 2.0 MIGHT ACTUALLY GET SOMEPLACE, because until you do? Javascript, a linchpin of Web 2.0, is nothing more than the "harbinger of doom" via scripts that are malicious & even found in adbanners the past few years! Where is EMCA script anyhow?? apk

  61. Re:USAPATRIOT Act? Who sez I'm Ameriken? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

    Which makes it even more dangerous.

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  62. Re:I really wish people would stop "Declaring" thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    handshake dead, and that we need a new alternative to prevent the spread of germs.

    full ACK

    The President turned to an aide nearby, who squirted a big dollop of hand sanitizer in the President's hand.

    "'Want some?' the President asked. 'Good stuff. Keeps you from getting colds.'

  63. I Agree by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    I agree, all us IT guys have to adjust to a buggy, slow, intermittently unavailable, insecure set of services where our clients and staff get to upload their documents to mysterious servers with the vague promise that somehow this is oh so much better.

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  64. Re:USAPATRIOT Act? Who sez I'm Ameriken? by Antiocheian · · Score: 1

    I am not American either, but wake up and face the reality...

  65. MS would love to *RENT* to you by knorthern+knight · · Score: 1

    Microsoft would love to rent Windows and Office to you. Remember Microsoft's original "DOT-NET" campaign a few years ago? Everybody would run a thick dumb client (don't ask me to explain), but all the apps would be on MS servers. And if your cheque bounced or your credit card was maxed out, you lost your access (and Word and Excel; sorry I couldn't resist). Over the years MS would make a lot more money from renting than from a one-shot sale.

    Even before switched to linux, I was MS' marketing nightmare. By the time I stopped multi-booting linux/Windows, 98SE had been "upgraded" to Windows ME and Windows XP. MS did not get a penny from me for upgrades. I have old Win98SE and Office97 CDs from back in the days when I was still on Windows. If I really needed to, I could get an old PIII, or virtualize one on linux, and load them up. For that matter, I've been able to load up real Win3.1 (gee, I'm a packrat) on DOSBOX under linux, to play Chessmaster 3000. I never could get it to run under WINE.

    The point is that you would end up paying a lot more over the years. And MS would make higher profits. Another item that hasn't been considered is the internet bandwidth usage. By the time you finish doing your basic stuff, you've blown your monthly quota, and there's nothing left for P2P. I'm sure the MPAA/RIAA would love that, too. Not to mention the fact that they could ask MS to send monthly reports on who's downloading what. This is a marketer's wet dream, and a consumer's nightmare.

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  66. web os... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i doubt it will be useful for us at all for the next 20-50 years. im gettin real angry if i take in mind that cpus lilke the i7 and others are so fuc***ing fast - but state-of-the-art memory like ddr3 or harddrives are soo slow that the cpu could need faster ram access aso... with this in mind one reads stupid things like things about web os... what silly marketing idea or silly we-harvest-all-information-from-da-people-idea could that come from?

    its just complete nonsense - people who invest their time and energy in such projects could better use this energy and time for useful projects.

    sorry for my bad english.

  67. People were impressed by this 10 years ago by v(*_*)vvvv · · Score: 1

    ... and nothing came of it. Exhibit A

    If this impresses you now, I suggest you delete all your stock bookmarks and go back to school.

    And the fact that this guy is using the term WebOS which has been coined most recently by Palm* tells me he is either careless with his terms, doesn't care, or thinks he coined the phrase first**... all which put him in the LOSE column.

    *It is official if they wikipedia it first.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WebOS

    ** Hyperoffice acquired WebOS.com back in 2000/2001
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperoffice

  68. Re:Who hears "Cloud Computing" and thinks "Lose Jo by mcrbids · · Score: 1

    > Banks are, in fact, proof that SaaS is a very viable business model - they've been managing money as a service for hundreds of years....

    Have you been following the news lately?

    Yes. Funny that profits are UP...

    Nice dodge. Connectivity is not required for ALL computer operations. The cloud push is designed to get people USED to the idea, even if it means degraded performance for now, so that they become used/dependent on it for ALL their needs. It's pure marketing/control freak bullshit.

    It's not a dodge. DSL MODEMS do offer 99% or better uptime in most cases.

    >At my cloud-computing company, we offer strong clauses in our default contracts for the benefit of our customers. We take information security
    > and privacy very seriously. All staff with access to privileged information are under a strongly worded NDA.

    Bwhahaha! Only a lawyer would think that legalese has the ability to usurp physical and mathematical laws. The reality is that your employees can still, at any time, violate such pieces of paper and cause damage. Then there's the government, which current trends suggest will have an ever increasing scope of power and precedent to do whatever it wants. For example, look how well the constitution is protecting us from PATRIOT powered liberties violations...oh right, it isn't.

    And how is that any different than the NDA signed by an employee? Oh, right, it's not any different.

    so basically you're saying "sorry you've already lost your rights, so you might as well trust your data to me anyway with the expectation that when the authorities come knocking, I'll happily let them mine any and all data without any resistance." sorry, I'd rather retain the only copies of my data so to limit this kind of patent abuse. I'd love it if you'd define 'bad things' for me. What's ok today, isn't tomorrow, and that's the major thrust of the argument against 'cloud computing.' As we both know, writing congress without a check in the envelope will do exactly nothing.

    I've worked as a server administrator or technology administrator for over 10 years, serving many thousands of clients in a variety of environments. I've only once been legally requested to recover data, and that was in a civil suit. It's just not commonplace. (But don't let that interfere with your rhetoric.) It's to your detriment to ignore the realities of the present.

    It's all about probabilities, right? Moving the data from dozens of corporations to one centralized e-location just makes that location more tempting to would-be attackers. Also, the single point of failure moves from the old server rooms of these companies to the ever-so-pliant legal contracts between them and you. Net out, the only ones who gain something are those who benefit from easy access to huge data hoards....of other people's data.

    Most of our clients have their servers in a hot, dusty closet at the end of the hall, protected by a $20 cardboard door with a $10 door knob, usually found unlocked. Compare that to our ultra-high-security data center with three high-security, mob-rated security doors, magnetic locks, and 10" steel-reinforced concrete walls, and tell me there's a net decline in security?

    And the "single point of failure"? Give me a bag. We have redundant power. Redundant network feeds. Redundant load balancers. Redundant servers, in a cluster. Redundant hosting facilities, just in case. Redundant administrators, and a rule that our Admins never travel all together. We average somewhere between 99.95% and 99.99% uptime, with a pessimistic view.

    This is just a level of service that a single admin on a tight budget can't manage.

    Eww.. Write back when one can do high-data volume, high cpu load media work via RDP.

    Why? What our clients need is highly structured data storage and collation. Data that they frequently don't

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  69. Such /bold/ statements by FreakyGreenLeaky · · Score: 1

    IT departments must adjust to the fact

    must ... fact

    Just like everyone must adjust to expert systems, 4GL, object oriented programming, java, web2.0, facebook, twitter, potter and my grandmother's facial mole with pubic hairs.

    now the cloud (cue futuristic sound clip).

    for fuck sakes, don't these stupid "tech" pundits have anything better to do? oh, sorry, of course they don't.

  70. Re:USAPATRIOT Act? Who sez I'm Ameriken? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, as long as we're being paranoid I should probably point out that you can't guarantee your stuff won't get routed through places that *are* subject to USAPATRIOT.

  71. Re:Who hears "Cloud Computing" and thinks "Lose Jo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes. Funny that profits are UP...

    *wooosh* right over your head.

    It's not a dodge. DSL MODEMS do offer 99% or better uptime in most cases.

    It was a complete dodge, as is this quoted statement.

    And how is that any different than the NDA signed by an employee? Oh, right, it's not any different.

    Yeah, that's why it always boils down to who has the funds for lawyers and not who has the best technical solution. That's why the employer almost always wins legal disputes with employees. Language, even legalese designed to be resistant, is HIGHLY pliant. Any legal document can be 'interpreted' to get the desired result. Again, you completely missed my point...or purposely dodged it.

    I've worked as a server administrator or technology administrator for over 10 years, serving many thousands of clients in a variety of environments.

    Using yourself as an authority is fallacious.

    I've only once been legally requested to recover data, and that was in a civil suit. It's just not commonplace. (But don't let that interfere with your rhetoric.) It's to your detriment to ignore the realities of the present.

    That's the past, not the future. I guess you haven't read the bills being passed lately by the houses (USA). most of them are blatant violations of the bill of rights. Why would I want my data stored at a data center that will belly up at the slightest (il)legal pressure from the authorities? This is not about 'doing bad things.' This is about surveillance.

    Most of our clients have their servers in a hot, dusty closet at the end of the hall, protected by a $20 cardboard door with a $10 door knob, usually found unlocked. Compare that to our ultra-high-security data center with three high-security, mob-rated security doors, magnetic locks, and 10" steel-reinforced concrete walls, and tell me there's a net decline in security?

    Doesn't matter one bit when some russian hacker gets in. your system is one giant nut to crack, but a mighty tempting one.. As society moves towards centralized data centers like yours, there will be fewer break ins, but those that do occur will end up with access to more data, potentially...and none of your vaunted security matters if the crooks that run the US government hand over a subpoena. again, go read some of those bills passed recently.

    And the "single point of failure"?

    yes, it's not technical. it's legal.

    Why? What our clients need is highly structured data storage and collation. Data that they frequently don't even know they are required to keep. We help them figure out what information that they need to be legally compliant, and make it easy for them to collect/store that information. This is a need highly optimized for cloud computing. This is a valuable service, as evidenced by the fact that our growth rate has held consistent at 40-70% per year for 5 years running.

    The HYPE for 'cloud computing' has nothing to do with such service. It's about getting EVERYONE on board for it.

  72. I call bullshit by secondhand_Buddah · · Score: 1

    This is such bullshit. Our business would never move our systems into a cloud environment - ever - not in a million years. The value of our business is in our data. Moving that into the control of some third party is en extremely risky proposition. That will never change no matter how much encryption is thrown at it...
    This may be cases where using the cloud makes sense - especially for vanilla systems like email or off-the -shelf packages like Sugar CRM, but there will never be a case for us to move our core systems into a cloud.

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  73. Amazon Virtual Private Cloud by davide+marney · · Score: 1

    "Cloud computing" is the next step in the commoditization of hosting. The economic benefits of adopting a virtualized, on-demand IT architecture are profound, and the technical people aren't going to have a lot to say about it when the VP of Finance tells the CEO that they can cut IT costs in half by outsourcing.

    Better to get on board and live with what's coming. I've been very impressed with Amazon's Web Services offerings. Their latest idea is a virtual private cloud: cloud machine images hooked into your datacenter via VPN.

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  74. The cloud by stanjam · · Score: 1

    I just don't think the cloud will take off as much as they think. Sure, there are a lot of people drooling over the prospect of everyone moving to the cloud. They see dollar signs. However I just do not see it. There are some advantages, like easy collaboration, but there are too many downsides as well. First and foremost, for business, is the security nightmare. Trusting all of your security to the cloud? Umm, no. The second is bandwidth. The ISPs in the US guard bandwidth heavily, and unless they release that bandwidth, the cloud will not happen. People will become frustrated with the slowness and lag of their apps as more and more people hit the cloud, and will go back to their fast local operating systems and apps. Sorry cloud, but your future is a bit more limited than you think

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  75. Internet access out of the office by tepples · · Score: 1

    And even a crappy $20/month home DSL line generally manages 99% or better uptime.

    People who carry a laptop away from the office to a work site can't rely on home DSL. Instead, they have to rely on 3G services that still cost $60 per month for 5 GB per month.

  76. Flights and the death of responsiveness by tepples · · Score: 1

    For the most part there just aren't any purely technical objections to the cloud(barring of course operating a business in a country which doesn't have any cloud data centers).

    I can think of two more: 1. lack of Internet access at the work site, and 2. bandwidth or latency requirements that exceed those of available Internet access. Once the cloud is robust enough to (extreme example) let one edit video over the Internet while flying over the Pacific, desktop apps aren't going to disappear soon.

    1. Re:Flights and the death of responsiveness by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      Only an idiot(or a salesman) wants to put desktop apps in the cloud.

      The cloud is for apps you've already put on a server, and if you wouldn't put it on a local server down the hall you definitely shouldn't put it in the cloud.

    2. Re:Flights and the death of responsiveness by tepples · · Score: 1

      Only an idiot(or a salesman) wants to put desktop apps in the cloud.

      Then Google, with its Gmail, Google Docs, and Google Spreadsheets, must be a salesman.

      More seriously: A lot of "cloud computing" articles are about such salesmen. They lease scalable hosting as a service from a cloud computing provider, and then they try to lease their software as a service. So perhaps you're right that it isn't as pure of a technical objection.

    3. Re:Flights and the death of responsiveness by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      Google apps has some limited value, but it's more a teaming and sharing solution as opposed to "desktop apps in the space".

      Not that you're not right, a lot of cloud articles seem to be focused on things like google apps and Application Service Providers and the like. I think it's because the journalists don't really understand what's going on.

      The cloud is really very very powerful, and I really believe that it's going to be an important part of enterprise IT, just not in the ways which most journalists like to pretend.

      Every software vendor on the planet would love to sell SaaS, and every analyst seems to want to tell them they can do it. However, aside from a few edge cases, no one has really shown how SaaS will benefit the buyer, and so it just doesn't take off. Gartner have been extolling it for years, but it's just not practical.

      Scalable server hardware on demand on the other hand, is something that most people can see a real use for.

  77. Refer them to an IT school by tepples · · Score: 1

    I have had people with literally zero IT knowledge tell me that they want to do everything by themselves, and then ask me how to do it. If you were a consultant, what would your response to this be?

    If I didn't want to get into the business of training their IT staff, I'd refer such a customer to a firm that specializes in training.

  78. Rx drug pushers by tepples · · Score: 1

    Software subscriptions, if we acquiesce to them, are akin to extortion, or the same tactics that drug pushers use.

    Yet European governments already subsidize the drug pushers, and the current administration in the United States is looking to do the same.

  79. contracts by davidwr · · Score: 1

    As you pointed out, contracts with little, unarmed guys can be worthless - they've got little to lose if they don't perform.

    Contracts with huge guys can be dangerous because their lawyers can eat you for lunch.

    Contracts work well if you are a big guy and the other guy is medium-sized.

    They also work well if there is personal liability involved and the person either values his honor or cannot afford to face personal bankruptcy.

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  80. scope and quality by davidwr · · Score: 1

    The person who is running the project doesn't care about the quality of the solution, their only concern is to deliver to scope,

    There's your problem right there. If quality is not part of scope, then scope is broken.

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  81. ok - I admit it... by Savior_on_a_Stick · · Score: 1

    I've made final purchase decisions based on the number of flashing lights.

    Mind you, it was a toss up at that point, but the cool lights have been the tipping point a couple of times.

    I can't get away with flashy gamer cases with neon tubes at work, but I can use switches with maximum bling effect.

    Note: Netgear consumer AP's with the disco lights are an exception - I won't allow them on site ever again. Too many people giggled at those.