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72% of Banks Say Their Employees Committed Fraud

yahoi writes "The financial crisis appears to be exacerbating fraud by bank employees: a new survey found that 72 percent of financial institutions say that in the last 12 months they have experienced a case of data theft by one of their workers. Meanwhile, most banks don't want to talk about the insider threat problem and remain in denial, says a former Wachovia Bank executive who handled insider fraud incidents at the bank and has co-authored a new book called Insidious — How Trusted Employees Steal Millions and Why It's So Hard for Banks to Stop Them that investigates several real-world insider fraud cases at banks." The article dispels one assumption that might commonly be made about such insider fraud: "Interestingly, it's not the stereotypical offshore or outsourced employee who's most risky to their organizations. Nearly 70 percent of financial institutions say their full-time employees are most likely to pose an insider fraud threat..." Technology workers placed third in the roster of the job categories most abused.

272 comments

  1. Seems low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is that not counting executives?

    1. Re:Seems low by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm pretty sure that it only the intersection of "actions which are illegal" and "actions which harm the bank's interests" counts as fraud for their purposes...

    2. Re:Seems low by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It's not really "fraud" if you're reasonably up front about what you're going to do. "Pay me millions and millions of dollars, and I will run your company for you for a while." Duh-otay.

      And hey, some of the time it's worth it.

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    3. Re:Seems low by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The thieves and pirates shouldn't seem surprised by the fact that their employees also take from them. The degraded ethical standard of the banking shell-game must be transparently obvious to those operating from within. Insolvent giants, with fraudulent assets, charge interest to loan out what they don't possess themselves, and award the tangible proceeds into executive compensation!

      Taking from these bastards? It's like pulling a trinket off the dragon's horde.

      Break the copiers, and sabotage the telex lines, while you're at it, folks!

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    4. Re:Seems low by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Fractional reserve banking IS fraud!

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    5. Re:Seems low by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      Seems low? You're right. They misspelled "trillions".

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    6. Re:Seems low by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 1

      Fractional reserve banking IS fraud!

      No, it's statistics and psychology (and nowadays, also a bit of government assistance).

    7. Re:Seems low by geckipede · · Score: 1

      28% of banks are small enough to keep track of the behaviour of all their employees.

    8. Re:Seems low by FooAtWFU · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Also, there is an alternative to fractional-reserve banking! It's called a "mattress". Fat lot of good it's going to do you (or anyone else, for that matter).

      For the rest of us, we have FDIC insurance and that's really about as good as it gets in this day and age, unless you trust the commodity markets (and while they're a useful hedge, the "rah rah rah, gold is king" attitude is over the top and probably going to come back and bite a few people. Although it's not so much crazy as the people who suggest an "oil standard". Right, tie your currency to the whims of OPEC and Venezuela, and let me know how that works out for you...)

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    9. Re:Seems low by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Oh, please. The collapse of the banking sector's not fraud. Recklessness, certainly, but don't attribute too much to malice when there's plenty of stupidity to go around. :P

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    10. Re:Seems low by Garridan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, TFA says:

      Nearly 60 percent of the respondents in the survey ranked tellers and traders as the highest risk of insider fraud, followed by administrative/back office (55.74 percent), technology (34.43 percent), executive/senior management (29.51 percent), call center (29.51 percent), and line of business (26.63) employees.

      Now, this strikes me a little odd. What do these percentages even mean? if 60% of respondents ranked tellers and traders as highest and 55.74 percent ranked admin/back office as highest, then 15% of the respondents don't know what "highest" means. A little arithmetic indicates that some 235% is accounted for here. Sounds like a case of ZOMG 235% OF OUR EMPLOYEES ARE STEELING! to me.

    11. Re:Seems low by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 3, Informative

      > FDIC insurance

      Riiiight. When the government is bankrupt, it _can't_ payout. Least in the old days you had _some_ assets to cover your debts, and one just couldn't "print" more pseudo-assets. Regardless, the problem is borrowing more then you can cover.

    12. Re:Seems low by roguetrick · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If shit gets that bad, I hope you're investing in bacon and not gold.

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    13. Re:Seems low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Dr. Zoidberg: Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor.

    14. Re:Seems low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > FDIC insurance

      Riiiight. When the government is bankrupt,

      the value of the US dollar will drop to the same value as the Monopoly dollar, and you'll have much bigger problems on your hands than the movement of small green pieces of paper.

    15. Re:Seems low by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      You also think the FHA isn't going to bust too don't you?

      And how would an "oil standard" tie your currency to the whims of OPEC and Venezuela (not that I think such a thing would be a good idea)...

      If you made the currency redeemable then spikes in the price of oil would be deflationary and falls in the price of oil would provide an opportunity for the government to create inflation (though they wouldn't actually have to do so, but of course they would being the government and all).

      If it wasn't redeemable then it would just reduce the opportunity for the government to create inflation on a whim.

      So one option would let OPEC create a deflationary environment. But in all likelihood it would just act as a brake on inflation.

      Personally I suggest a "politician kidney" backed currency.

    16. Re:Seems low by mwvdlee · · Score: 3, Insightful

      28% of banks are lying.
      The other 72% are probably lying about the extent.

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    17. Re:Seems low by nmb3000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Riiiight. When the government is bankrupt, it _can't_ payout.

      If you really believe that the government will falter to such a degree that it will not be able to honor its FDIC obligations, I suggest you remove your funds from your bank, and put them into food storage, ammunition and firearms, and other dystopian future necessities.

      Least in the old days you had _some_ assets to cover your debts, and one just couldn't "print" more pseudo-assets.

      If you're talking about the dollar being backed by the gold standard, this is just as big of an illusion of security as current paper currency is. The only reason gold was ever considered valuable in the "old days" was due to its scarcity, and relying on an object's absolute physical availability to determine it's value is flawed in an economy of our size. If we tried to back the GDP of countries like the US, Canada, Russia, Europe, etc., with gold we'd have run out of the metal a long time ago.

      The funny thing is that gold has only recently become really valuable as a commodity with the advent of integrated circuits and other electronic components that make use of it. If society really does degenerate to the point some people think it will all the gold in the world won't help you. People will need and want to trade for required things like ammunition, canned food, fuels, etc. After that comes the vices such as cigarettes, alcohol, and toilet paper. Gold is going to be waaay down the list.

      If you're really worried about money for the post-apocalyptic society of tomorrow, I'd suggest you start collecting bottle caps.

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    18. Re:Seems low by OrangeCatholic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, it is. When you sell a house to someone with no money, that's fraud. Especially when you know you're doing it.

      Also something called "naked short-selling", which involves selling non-existent stock. It happens millions of times per day, everyone does it, and nobody complains. Bear and Lehman stock was counterfeited so rapidly, the stock plummeted to zero within days.

      It's the thug life, right? No fraud in the hood. Drugs, guns, murder - that's just recklessness and stupidity.

    19. Re:Seems low by Vaphell · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you really believe that the government will falter to such a degree that it will not be able to honor its FDIC obligations, I suggest you remove your funds from your bank,

      if only they were redeemable in gold and silver as once US constitution stated...

      If i am not mistaken recently FDIC announced that it has nowhere near the amount of money needed to meet its obligations, bacause situation in the bank sector is in much worse shape than they predicted - we are talking about tens or even hundreds of billions. What it means? More and more T-bills - so people will pay through the nose (taxes) for the illusory safety of their wealth or will be robbed of their purchasing power (money printing)

      And if you want to see how the total decay of monetary system looks, just read about Zimbabwe with its few million percent inflation or look for some clips on youtube. People in Zimbabwe pay for their daily bread at the village market with gold and don't accept anything else as a payment for their merchandise.

      Gold was, is and will universally recognized as something valuable in majority of cultures. Even world of Fallout wouldn't change it because there would be continuity of humanity and there would be no reason for gold to suddenly lose its cultural meaning - gold value is deeply entrenched in people's minds. That's more that what we can say about paper currency.

    20. Re:Seems low by ekhben · · Score: 1

      The monopoly dollar is currently pegged to the US dollar, so unless Hasbro changes their virtual economy to peg a different currency, float, or use a basket that isn't dominated by the US dollar, that will never happen.

      ... but I see your point! :-)

    21. Re:Seems low by 1s44c · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh, please. The collapse of the banking sector's not fraud. Recklessness, certainly, but don't attribute too much to malice when there's plenty of stupidity to go around. :P

      Fraud doesn't imply malice, it implies greed.

      All fractional reserve banking is fraud.

    22. Re:Seems low by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      Fractional reserve banking IS fraud!

      No, it's statistics and psychology (and nowadays, also a bit of government assistance).

      It certainly makes use of statistics and psychology and is made possible, not merely assisted, by government regulation. However it also meets the criteria for fraud IMO.

      Most people think banks loan out money from deposits. In reality the money they loan out is newly created "checkbook money" as confirmed by the Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago [pdf warning] To achieve this goal, the Fed works to control money at its source by affecting the ability of financial institutions to "create" checkbook money through loans or investments.

      The average person is deceived about how banking works and the banks make money through the practice of that deception. With the government backing they have it doesn't work the same as if it were a privately conducted fraud. The impoverish the country instead of a specific individual who does business with them.

    23. Re:Seems low by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      It's not fraud when the bank says it's ok.

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    24. Re:Seems low by jimicus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know what? I seriously doubt it.

      I think it's infinitely more likely that 28% of banks questioned said "No comment".

    25. Re:Seems low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well Call center fraud is largely determined by accountability.

      Call centers have your SSN's, it may not be idiot fraud, it may be identity fraud. Just call centers security tends to be contracted out to people who don't know anything about the actual business.

      I'll give you a perfectly good example
      YOU call the call center, you verify with the call center rep all the information needed to do stuff with your account. You hang up.

      What you didn't hear go on, is that rep wrote down that information in PENCIL on PAPER, and walked out the front door of the call center. Later when this guy is fired for something stupid, he will call back into the call center using YOUR credentials and **** with your account.

      Don't believe me? Look up the customer sucks type of websites, and you will see this practice is very common among call centers, worse with outsourced call centers because they are treated like garbage by their client.

      If Banks (or any customer-oriented business) want to prevent fraud like this from happening (and the inevitable customer lawsuit,) they need to pay their staff reasonable wages, not outsource any jobs that deal with identity information, and generally treat them respectfully. For some reason American management appears to employ "demand unreasonable metrics above customer service" People don't get customer service because they are under the gun to get you off the phone as fast as possible.

    26. Re:Seems low by Chrisq · · Score: 4, Funny

      If shit gets that bad, I hope you're investing in bacon and not gold.

      I'm Jewish you insensitive clod.

    27. Re:Seems low by Chrisq · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or went red in the face and said "no I'm sure that absolutely nobody here would ever commit fraud", as they try to cover up their vintage Rolex with the sleeve of their hand-made Savile Row suite.

    28. Re:Seems low by jimicus · · Score: 2, Informative

      You ever tried covering up a rolex with a sofa and two chairs?

      Sure, it's easy to do but it's damn hard to do discreetly.

    29. Re:Seems low by Alamais · · Score: 1

      Turkey bacon?

    30. Re:Seems low by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Oh, please. The collapse of the banking sector's not fraud. Recklessness, certainly, but don't attribute too much to malice when there's plenty of stupidity to go around. :P

      In what way is convincing people who could never pay back a loan that they could, then dicing up those bad loans into little bits, and reselling them as good loans, not fraud ?

    31. Re:Seems low by gerf · · Score: 1

      The point is that it happens everywhere. This one just happened not too far from me, and affected people I know. http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=11188978

    32. Re:Seems low by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Is it Fraud to run a Bank, or an Insurance Company like a Hedge Fund? Also, is it Fraud when those who stand accused were accused when not present during the allegation? I believe that if a Business is to "big to collapse" it has already committed a Flagrant Fraud. Those who accepted the Rewards, but none of the Punishments have committed Fraud at the Criminal Level. Why these grinning show offs are still allowed to walk, unshackled, on our streets only demonstrates the lawlessness is at the highest of levels. It is Un-American to excuse this cancerous behavior.

    33. Re:Seems low by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      If you're really worried about money for the post-apocalyptic society of tomorrow, I'd suggest you start collecting bottle caps.

      Heh, even in the game I tended to keep most of my assets in ammunition, not caps. ;)

      For the record, I have no real problem with properly run fractional reserve banking backed by insurance- the trick is to keep the rules such that the banks can't drop their reserve too low, like what happened before the crash.

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    34. Re:Seems low by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 1

      Most people think banks loan out money from deposits. In reality the money they loan out is newly created "checkbook money" as confirmed by the Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago [pdf warning]

      The money banks lend out does come from deposits, just like it always has (yes, even before the fed existed). The reason it counts as "creating" money, is that any individual depositor can still withdraw their entire deposit if they want to. The fed doesn't tell banks "you can do this new thing, and the result is called 'checkbook money'", rather, it says "we are calling the result of this longstanding practice 'checkbook money', and putting limits on how far you can take that practice".

      If a company sells stock or bonds, they are also creating money in exactly the same way.

      If I buy bonds from some company, beforehand I have money, and afterwords the company has money and I have something that I can treat like money because it's so easy to sell. If a company issues stock, it works exactly the same way.

      Look at the different definitions of "money supply", perhaps this will help these things make sense.

      The average person is deceived about how banking works and the banks make money through the practice of that deception.

      If that's the case, then where exactly do people think that the interest they're getting paid comes from?

    35. Re:Seems low by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "Fraud doesn't imply malice, it implies greed."

      Um it implied both, think of it this way, fraud is another word for theft. You usually you have to be malicious kind of person to steal from someone unless their are extenuating circumstances like starvation, etc.

    36. Re:Seems low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Riiiight. When the government is bankrupt, it _can't_ payout.

      If you really believe that the government will falter to such a degree that it will not be able to honor its FDIC obligations, I suggest you remove your funds from your bank, and put them into food storage, ammunition and firearms, and other dystopian future necessities."

      # of people in America: 304,059,724 (a la Google)
      Conservatively, let's estimate that half of those people use a bank - rougly 152,000,000 people.
      Now, let's estimate the average total holdings in a bank account to be eh... $5000 (I'm basing this on personal experience and trying to err on the side of caution).
      152,000,000 * 5000 = $760,000,000,000

      Money spent by Obama administration so far ~ 3 trillion. (liberal estimate)

      So at first glance, it seems reasonable that the FDIC could manage to pay out if the banks failed.

      Worst-case scenario (a computer programmer always considers this case, and tries to minimize it - I'm a software developer)

      100000 = average bank account.
      152,000,000 * 100,000 = 1.52 Ã-- 10^13 = 15,200,000,000,000

      We can't afford that pay-out. There-in lies the problem with the FDIC. Will we ever face a "worst-case scenario"... well, the politicians will say never - but I say, as a programmer - worst-case scenarios can and do happen. I've seen programs spit out "If you get here, the world is ending" because the programmer thought an error in this location was impossible. Nothing is impossible with faulty hardware though, no matter how good the software is. Well - nothing is impossible with a faulty government, no matter how good the intentions are. Anybody else see the parallel there?

      Maybe I should just put back on my tinfoil hat - but I think not. The FDIC was created more or less to inspire confidence in the banking system, but not really to actually function should it ever be required in large-scale. Policy makers and banks alike (I believe) are aware of, and okay with this. I however, am not.

    37. Re:Seems low by corbettw · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If you have to stockpile, choose guns, ammo, canned goods, medicine, and a water filtration system, in that order. Because with enough of the first two you can always find a way to convince your neighbor to help with the rest.

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    38. Re:Seems low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Fractional reserve banking IS fraud!

      No, it isn't, despite what Ron Paul, Lyndon LaRouche and other kooks will tell you.

      Every penny in fractional reserve banking is as real as any other.

      I have $100 cash. What is my net worth? $100. How much cash do I have? $100.

      My friend has no cash or assets. His net worth is $0.

      I deposit my $100 into the bank. I now have $0 in cash, but my net worth is still $100, because the bank owes me $100.

      My friend wants to borrow money.

      My friend goes to the bank and borrows $90. He now has $90 cash, but his net worth is still $0, because he owes $90 to the bank.

      (The bank kept $10 in the vault as part of the fractional reserve)

      Fractional reserve banking DOES NOT CREATE OR DESTROY MONEY OR ASSETS.

    39. Re:Seems low by corbettw · · Score: 1

      After that comes the vices such as cigarettes, alcohol, and toilet paper.

      What kind of hard core religion do you practice where TP is a vice?

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    40. Re:Seems low by Convector · · Score: 1

      Turkey bacon is an abomination unto the Lord.

    41. Re:Seems low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it is. When you sell a house to someone with no money, that's fraud. Especially when you know you're doing it.

      No, it isn't. If you sell a house to someone with no money AND NO ABILITY TO PAY FOR THE HOUSE, that is stupid, but not fraud.

      Fraud is lying on the mortgage application to sell the house to someone with no income.

      Fraud is selling that mortgage to an investor while hiding the risk.

      Fraud is getting the credit agencies to rate that mortgage as AAA.

      Also something called "naked short-selling", which involves selling non-existent stock. It happens millions of times per day, everyone does it, and nobody complains.

      If someone with very good credit and lots of assets says, "I promise to deliver 100 shares of IBM in 10 days if you buy today", that isn't fraud. All sorts of goods are bought & sold based on future delivery. The reasonable requirement is that if you're going to sell short, you have to have adequate capital reserves to do so.

      Bear and Lehman stock was counterfeited so rapidly, the stock plummeted to zero within days.

      No, that was the market saying those banks were worthless, and that the government wasn't going to bail them out (much).

    42. Re:Seems low by corbettw · · Score: 1

      While there's an argument that naked short selling is unethical and is most certainly reckless, it isn't fraud because everyone in the market knows what they are and who's doing it.

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    43. Re:Seems low by omega_dk · · Score: 1

      People also pay with US dollars, Euros, and other foreign money which is now legally available for purchase in Zimbabwe, and I would be very surprised if gold were more common than any of those.

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    44. Re:Seems low by mpe · · Score: 1

      When you sell a house to someone with no money, that's fraud. Especially when you know you're doing it.

      It also should be fairly obvious that the only people who would take out such loans would be those without money of their own to lose...

    45. Re:Seems low by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 2, Informative

      You are not describing the system as it exists.

      The bank has $1. They write a loan to your friend for $100. They now declare that they have $101 dollars of assets, and represent this balance sheet as collateral on further loans, and as the basis for other financial instruments they trade. $100 dollars were 'conjured' into existence.

      In any closed system, this is unsustainable. It is the functional equivalent of Ponzi and check kiting - on the macro-economic scale.

      Check out "Money is Debt" - for the Schoolhouse Rock version:
      http://vodpod.com/watch/1544492-money-as-debt

      "I am afraid that the ordinary citizen will not like to be told that banks can and do create money ...And they who control the credit of the nation direct the policy of Governments and hold in the hollow of their hands the destiny of the people"

      -- Reginald McKenna, past Chairman of the Board, Midlands Bank of England

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    46. Re:Seems low by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      The money banks lend out does come from deposits, just like it always has (yes, even before the fed existed). The reason it counts as "creating" money, is that any individual depositor can still withdraw their entire deposit if they want to.

      The money of a deposit can not be simultaneously available to the depositor and a borrower, even as printed notes. If the money is still available to the depositors then the money the borrower has is not the deposited money, it's a simple as that. If you take the view that they are not creating new money then they are lying about having the money available in depositors accounts, therefore the description "fraud" is accurate either way.

      The Federal Reserve Bank says banks create new money, you say they don't, I guess we'll just have to leave it at that. http://www.chicagofed.org/publications/fedcentralbank/fedcentralbank.pdf Either way you like to describe it, as creating money (counterfeiting) or lying about deposits, it is still fraud.

    47. Re:Seems low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Investing! Investing! You putz!

    48. Re:Seems low by Golddess · · Score: 1

      Gold was, is and will universally recognized as something valuable in majority of cultures. Even world of Fallout wouldn't change it because there would be continuity of humanity and there would be no reason for gold to suddenly lose its cultural meaning - gold value is deeply entrenched in people's minds.

      As true as that is, in a post-apocalyptic world, if I had to choose between a gun+ammo and gold, I'd go with the gun, as if you have gold and I have a gun, I now have a gun and gold.

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    49. Re:Seems low by cynical+kane · · Score: 1

      I call bullshit. People in Zimbabwe pay for their daily bread with gold? How do they do that?

      How much does a loaf of bread cost in Zimbabwe, US Dollar wise? Like, 20 cents? Do they pay for it with 1/5000 of an ounce of gold?

    50. Re:Seems low by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      72% is way low. More like 100% of ANY businesses have had employees steal from them. I'm surprised that 72% of banks admit to it -- banks don't like for people to know they have dishonest employees.

    51. Re:Seems low by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Informative

      If i am not mistaken recently FDIC announced that it has nowhere near the amount of money needed to meet its obligations, bacause situation in the bank sector is in much worse shape than they predicted - we are talking about tens or even hundreds of billions. What it means? More and more T-bills - so people will pay through the nose (taxes) for the illusory safety of their wealth or will be robbed of their purchasing power (money printing)

      No. The FDIC fund is not funded by the government at large. It is funded by the member banks. While it is possible that a loan will need to be made by the government, as of right now there are no plans to do so. Instead, the FDIC fund is stepping up efforts to collect premiums due from member banks, and looking at assessing a special premium to cover a potential projected shortfall.

      And if you want to see how the total decay of monetary system looks, just read about Zimbabwe with its few million percent inflation or look for some clips on youtube. People in Zimbabwe pay for their daily bread at the village market with gold and don't accept anything else as a payment for their merchandise.

      And that relates to the US situation in what way?

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    52. Re:Seems low by VickiM · · Score: 1

      If we tried to back the GDP of countries like the US, Canada, Russia, Europe, etc., with gold we'd have run out of the metal a long time ago.

      Which is why I, like my telephone-sanitizing comrades, support a leaf-based economy.

    53. Re:Seems low by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 1

      The money of a deposit can not be simultaneously available to the depositor and a borrower

      Yes it can, this is the "statistics and psychology" part of banking. The reason it can be available to both, is that people don't actually all take all of what's available to them at the same time.

      If the money is still available to the depositors then the money the borrower has is not the deposited money

      Dollars are dollars, and whether the money I take out of my bank account is the same money that I put in is not a question that makes sense. It's not like putting bills in a safety box, and you can't say "this is the original money" or "that is the newly created money".

      If you take the view that they are not creating new money then they are lying about having the money available

      You have it backwards. It's not that the money is available because they created it, it's that what they do counts as creating money because that money is available.

      The Federal Reserve Bank says banks create new money, you say they don't

      No.

      Due to the way large groups of people behave, it is possible for money to effectively be in two (or more) places at once. This is what is meant by banks "creating" money, they set up the situations in which this can happen.

    54. Re:Seems low by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 1

      Maybe he's spent some time at Jesus Ranch.

    55. Re:Seems low by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 1

      You are not describing the system as it exists.

      You are delusional.

      The bank has $1. They write a loan to your friend for $100. They now declare that they have $101 dollars of assets, and represent this balance sheet as collateral on further loans, and as the basis for other financial instruments they trade. $100 dollars were 'conjured' into existence.

      Do you know what a "money multiplier" is?

    56. Re:Seems low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are not describing the system as it exists.

      You need to open your eyes. Talk to an accountant, or a maybe a psychiatrist.

      The bank has $1. They write a loan to your friend for $100. They now declare that they have $101 dollars of assets,

      The loan IS an asset - it's an IOU from the borrower (who pays interest).

      The bank DID have $101 of assets, BUT YOU DIDN'T INCLUDE THE MONEY THAT WAS USED TO MAKE THE LOAN. When the bank made the loan to my friend, $100 LEFT THE BANK, and the bank no longer has the $100.

      The correct picture of the bank's balance sheet is $101 - $100 = $1. Which is what they started with. Money was not created when making the loan.

      $100 dollars were 'conjured' into existence.

      No, they weren't. The bank gave $100 to the borrower, and that money LEFT THE BANK. Where did the bank get the $100 that they lent to my friend? Before making the loan, that $100 had to enter the bank.

      Either the bank had the $100 on hand to start with BEFORE MAKING THE LOAN, or the bank borrowed the $100 from someone else (a private investor or the government) BEFORE MAKING THE LOAN.

      The only time money is created is by government through the mint's printing press (or its electronic equivalent). Sometimes government goes overboard with creating money leading to devaluation of the currency, but that is a different story.

      Check out "Money is Debt" - for the Schoolhouse Rock version: http://vodpod.com/watch/1544492-money-as-debt

      Yes, I've seen it before, but cute animations & music doesn't change the fact that it's completely wrong.

      Look, there are many financial problems in the world, but fractional reserve banking isn't one of them. Many countries with sane banking regulations & bank capital requirements (like Canada) have no wobbly banks.

    57. Re:Seems low by Gridpoet · · Score: 1

      I think of gold as more of an "emergency currency" rather than a money making investment...

      Historically (most recently Zimbabwe) when a country has a total currency collapse, gold and silver are quickly adopted by the grass roots as an alternative currency because of the inbuilt trust in its value... people are positive that its a relatively scarce commodity, and therefore of some value.

      So surviving a crash becomes about having enough food to get you through the first 2-3 months of wrecked commerce, and then having the currency that is currently being used to buy your necessities after that.

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    58. Re:Seems low by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1

      If shit gets that bad, I hope you're investing in bacon and not gold.

      I'm Jewish you insensitive clod.

      I'm not sure which part of that I should be laughing at.

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    59. Re:Seems low by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The bank has $1. They write a loan to your friend for $100.

      No, that's so not how it happens.

      I deposit $100, say. The bank stashes 10% of that away, and lend my friend $90. Right now, I've got net assets of $100, the bank has net assets of $0 ($10 reserve + $90 money owed - $100 money owing), and my friend has net assets of $0 (has $90, owes $90). I can even spend my $100, as long as it goes back to the bank (say, I pay my electricity bill, and my electric company has an account in the bank).

      In other words, the net assets all balance. However, there's now $190 being used, where there was once $100.

      As long as things are normal, everything's cool. My friend pays back his loan with, say, 10% interest, and the bank pays me 3% interest, so I've got $103, and the bank has $109 and owes $103. Now, the bank looks for somebody else to borrow the money. This is perfectly sustainable. The key to this is that it's possible for people to buy things, add value to them, and make money. This system permits people to borrow money in order to make more money in a convenient manner, and thus fuels economic growth. If my friend had to borrow money directly from me, it would be riskier for me, and I'd have to be able to evaluate my friend's ability to pay me back. The bank filters loans for risk, and collects a cut.

      The system is also pretty resilient in bad economic times, in more complicated ways. However, you first need to understand how the system works in normal times, and why it isn't a pyramid scheme.

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    60. Re:Seems low by fast+turtle · · Score: 1

      Which is why the only commodities I trust are Hot Lead and the Will Power to use them

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    61. Re:Seems low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't eat gold, your not going to build shelter out of gold, you can't burn gold, actually other than wanting to look wealthy gold really serves no purpose.

    62. Re:Seems low by kthejoker · · Score: 1

      ... And I and a lot of other non-idiots will be glad to take advantage of people in the dystopian future who believe hunks of metal have intrinsic value in a barter economy.

    63. Re:Seems low by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      don't attribute too much to malice when there's plenty of stupidity to go around. :P

      Don't attribute to stupidity when self-serving greed is around. Stupidity? What banker went broke from the banking crisis? None I heard of. Meanwhile, working people are losing their jobs and having hours cut back.

      Where's the stupidity? I see nothing but evil greediness. If they were stupid, rather than sociopathic, THEY would have been hurt rather than normal people.

    64. Re:Seems low by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nice ad hominem.

      Regardless of the vagaries of reserve holding percentages, the arguments against the fundamental basis of a speculation economy - versus a capital investment economy - are sound. Capital speculation is the moral and functional equivalence of Ponzi. It produces no new value, only inflating larger numbers. There is, ultimately, someone who winds-up swindled. In the case of the recent "financial crisis", it is apparent that the swindled are the tax-paying populations.

      Defending such a system as rational, moral and productive to the society in which it is allowed to operate? I would call that a delusional proposition. Those who do so exhibit something akin to Stockhausen Syndrome. Stockholder syndrome, perhaps? ;-)

      "Everything predicted by the enemies of banks, in the beginning, is now coming to pass. We are to be ruined now by the deluge of bank paper. It is cruel that such revolutions in private fortunes should be at the mercy of avaricious adventurers, who, instead of employing their capital, if any they have, in manufactures, commerce, and other useful pursuits, make it an instrument to burden all the interchanges of property with their swindling profits, profits which are the price of no useful industry of theirs."

      --Thomas Jefferson letter to Thomas Cooper, 1814.

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    65. Re:Seems low by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      If you really believe that the government will falter to such a degree that it will not be able to honor its FDIC obligations, I suggest you remove your funds from your bank, and put them into food storage, ammunition and firearms, and other dystopian future necessities.

      Way ahead of you there. Got my bunker built and stocked. Plenty of ammo too. And a crossbow for when the ammo runs out. And a club for when I run out of crossbow bolts.

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    66. Re:Seems low by jahudabudy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You forgot the can opener.

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    67. Re:Seems low by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      The reason it can be available to both, is that people don't actually all take all of what's available to them at the same time.

      So it's available as long as you don't take it. Otherwise known as "not available". If everyone the bank tells they have money available can't all get it at once then it's fraud. The fact that the fraud is pulled off successfully based on their knowledge of "statistics and psychology" doesn't change this fact.

      Dollars are dollars, and whether the money I take out of my bank account is the same money that I put in is not a question that makes sense.

      It isn't a matter of whether they are the same actual bills, it is a matter of the books showing money as available balances that doesn't exist.

      It's not that the money is available because they created it, it's that what they do counts as creating money because that money is available.

      Even you said it's "available" because people don't come and get it. That means "not available". If I have one $100 note and tell 2 people it's available to them, I would be lying. It can only be available to one of them. If only one or neither of them try to collect I might get away with it but that wouldn't change the fact that I was lying. The same ethical principle applies to banks, though not the same laws.

      The Federal Reserve Bank says banks create new money, you say they don't

      No.

      Yes. I have linked twice to the Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago, proving my claim that they say banks create money. Your posts are enough evidence to prove that you say they don't. Except the places where you admit that they do but claim that it doesn't really count.

      Due to the way large groups of people behave, it is possible for money to effectively be in two (or more) places at once. This is what is meant by banks "creating" money, they set up the situations in which this can happen.

      Yet it can't simultaneously be at the tax office and in my account. To pay my taxes requires it to be transferred or withdrawn out of my account. It isn't a property of money that allows it to be in two places at once, it is a property of banking laws legalising what would be called fraud if anyone else tried it. I know full well that is what is meant by banks creating money. It is fraudulent because money can not really be in two places at once, they only get away with pretending that because people don't call them on it, ie: withdraw their money.

      You seem to understand well enough what is happening but you've become so accustomed to banks committing fraud that it seems reasonable to you. I suspect you wouldn't accept such behaviour from yourself or anyone other than a bank.

    68. Re:Seems low by nmb3000 · · Score: 1

      What kind of hard core religion do you practice where TP is a vice?

      That would be Scientology. True followers are so anal retentive that if you need toilet paper, you're clearly a sinner.

      Really though, that's what happens when you change a word right before posting without re-reading the whole thing. Instead of vices I meant to say luxuries.

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    69. Re:Seems low by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ubJp6rmUYM
      According to this video they are panning for gold, they need 0.3 grams a day to survive. Posted March 2009.

    70. Re:Seems low by cmdr_tofu · · Score: 1

      I'm vegan you insensitive clod! (seriously look at the handle)

    71. Re:Seems low by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

      If you are desperate enough you can open a can with your teeth.

    72. Re:Seems low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're assuming that world economy will collapse and not just U.S. economy. Where if it's the later, gold will still have value in other countries. Where as the dollar will not.

    73. Re:Seems low by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

      Gold is worthless.

      Jericho was a great example of what really has value if a monetary system collapses. People don't need gold. They do need things like salt and fuel.

      Gold is just as arbitrary as printed money. If things get real bad, barter.

    74. Re:Seems low by rantingkitten · · Score: 1

      The only reason gold was ever considered valuable in the "old days" was due to its scarcity
      It was valuable because it represented exactly what money is supposed to represent -- a finite resource. I have a limited number of cows and chickens. You have a limited amount of corn and wheat. You want some chickens, and I want some wheat. Let's make a deal.

      But we might bicker over exactly how many cows a ton of wheat is worth. It's a hassle. Instead, why don't we just put a numeric price on our items? Something easy to understand. Like, I don't know, gold. Gold works -- we all know what it is, and it's limited in quantity so we can't just claim we have any arbitrary amount. Great, my cow is worth so much gold, and your wheat is worth so much gold. Now we can trade in a sane manner.

      But gold is kind of heavy to drag around. Why don't we store the actual gold somewhere safe, and make some documents that prove we own it? Then we can just trade the documents, and if we really need the gold we can always get it from the storage facility. It'll be a hell of a lot easier than carrying actual gold or chickens around, and those documents still represent actual, tangible, finite resources.

      That's what money is -- a convenient way of exchanging limited resources. Or rather, that's what money was, and should be. But instead, today, it represents absolutely nothing. Money today is moving imaginary numbers, representative of nothing, from one house of cards to another. It's completley idiotic.

      The entire point of an economic system is that resources of any type are limited, and we all need a way to exchange those resources, so we use money to represent said resources. When the money represents nothing, we may as well be pretending that we have infinite resources at our disposal, at which point one wonders why we're bothering with money at all.

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    75. Re:Seems low by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 1

      I have linked twice to the Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago, proving my claim that they say banks create money. Your posts are enough evidence to prove that you say they don't. Except the places where you admit that they do but claim that it doesn't really count.

      No. I am saying that this form of money creation is not specific to banks or banking laws.

      It isn't a property of money that allows it to be in two places at once, it is a property of banking laws

      What enables banks to create money is that people treat bank account balances the same as cash.

      This is independent of banking laws, and has happened for longer than we've had our banking laws, and happens to some extent for things other than bank accounts (the most common probably being stocks/bonds (or money market accounts, assuming those are different from regular bank accounts)). The degree to which this happens for something is how "liquid" that particular kind of asset is.

      I know full well that is what is meant by banks creating money. It is fraudulent because money can not really be in two places at once, they only get away with pretending that because people don't call them on it, ie: withdraw their money.

      It is not fraudulent, because they do not lie about it.

    76. Re:Seems low by skarphace · · Score: 1

      if only they were redeemable in gold and silver as once US constitution stated...

      Sure it is. Just not by the government. Go hit up your local jeweler or miner and get that shiny crap that's so valuable to you.

      Gold was, is and will universally recognized as something valuable in majority of cultures. Even world of Fallout wouldn't change it because there would be continuity of humanity and there would be no reason for gold to suddenly lose its cultural meaning - gold value is deeply entrenched in people's minds. That's more that what we can say about paper currency.

      Actually, you can say exactly the same thing. If people didn't value that green paper, we wouldn't be able to exchange it for goods and services. The only difference between gold and green paper is that gold has a use. And using it as currency would just make it more and more scarce for it's real-world usage(i.e. conductor).

      Sorry, if the shit hits the fan, no currency except the essentials(food, clothing, etc) will be cared about. Oooh... shiny!

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    77. Re:Seems low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice ad hominem.

      I thought so - this is slashdot after all. But I did include thoughtful commentary as to why you were wrong.

      And you didn't respond to the flaws in your arguments.

      Regardless of the vagaries of reserve holding percentages, the arguments against the fundamental basis of a speculation economy - versus a capital investment economy - are sound.

      Now, this is a completely different topic from whether a bank creates money out of thin air, or "conjures" it, according to your definition.

      Capital speculation is the moral and functional equivalence of Ponzi. It produces no new value, only inflating larger numbers.

      Again, this is a completely different topic. But frankly, capital speculation DOES sometimes lead to value. The dot-com boom lead to a bunch of worthless companies, but also lead to google, facebook, and other companies that are worth billions.

      Defending such a system as rational, moral and productive to the society in which it is allowed to operate? I would call that a delusional proposition.

      Like I said, if you want to argue about capital markets, investments, and the current crisis, that is completely separate from whether fractional reserve banking creates money out of thin air.

    78. Re:Seems low by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

      "worth billions"

      How? Only speculatively. They generate only stock certificates. No other tangible value is produced that matches the dollar volume. They function on the "bigger idiot" principal.

      To the original point. I will defer to those who's fortunes were made in the fractional and reserve banking "industries".

      Sir Josiah Stamp, president of the Bank of England and the second richest man in Britain in the 1920s. He declared in an address at the University of Texas in 1927:

      The modern banking system manufactures money out of nothing. The process is perhaps the most astounding piece of sleight of hand that was ever invented. Banking was conceived in inequity and born in sin . . . . Bankers own the earth. Take it away from them but leave them the power to create money, and, with a flick of a pen, they will create enough money to buy it back again. . . . Take this great power away from them and all great fortunes like mine will disappear, for then this would be a better and happier world to live in. . . . But, if you want to continue to be the slaves of bankers and pay the cost of your own slavery, then let bankers continue to create money and control credit.

      Robert H. Hemphill, Credit Manager of the Federal Reserve Bank of Atlanta in the Great Depression, wrote in 1934:

      We are completely dependent on the commercial Banks. Someone has to borrow every dollar we have in circulation, cash or credit. If the Banks create ample synthetic money we are prosperous; if not, we starve. We are absolutely without a permanent money system. When one gets a complete grasp of the picture, the tragic absurdity of our hopeless position is almost incredible, but there it is. It is the most important subject intelligent persons can investigate and reflect upon.

      Graham Towers, Governor of the Bank of Canada from 1935 to 1955, acknowledged:

      Banks create money. That is what they are for. . . . The manufacturing process to make money consists of making an entry in a book. That is all. . . . Each and every time a Bank makes a loan . . . new Bank credit is created -- brand new money.

      Robert B. Anderson, Secretary of the Treasury under Eisenhower, said in an interview reported in the August 31, 1959 issue of U.S. News and World Report:

      [W]hen a bank makes a loan, it simply adds to the borrower's deposit account in the bank by the amount of the loan. The money is not taken from anyone else's deposit; it was not previously paid in to the bank by anyone. It's new money, created by the bank for the use of the borrower.

      The United States Federal Reserve has a fractional, "reserve". What is that reserve? IOU's from the U.S. Government, in the form of Bonds and Treasury Certificates. Promises to pay - which have an interest-bearing value outpaced by the Reserve System-induced inflation. Ponzi.

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    79. Re:Seems low by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      "Fraud doesn't imply malice, it implies greed."

      Um it implied both, think of it this way, fraud is another word for theft. You usually you have to be malicious kind of person to steal from someone unless their are extenuating circumstances like starvation, etc.

      Acts are not malicious unless they're motived by malice or spite. Fraud and theft are normally carried out to gain stuff criminally but not really to cause harm, that's just a side-effect.

    80. Re:Seems low by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      I read the headline as Banks Say 72% of their Employees Committed Fraud.

      Felt bummed from my two weeks as a teller at First Union and I didn't 'fraud anyone. Man, what a loser I was.

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    81. Re:Seems low by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Llamas. That's where the money's at!

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    82. Re:Seems low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I realise that toilet paper is not a necessity, but I had not realised that it is a vice!

    83. Re:Seems low by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I disagree. Fractional reserve banking is a measured risk, and generally a very successful one too.

      It is not fraud. Nobody is intended to lose money, and as long as the people borrowing money from the bank pay it back then the bank can meet its commitments to its creditors.

      Too many people misunderstand fractional reserve banking and falsely accuse it of great evil. There has been great evil in the banking sector, but it certainly isn't fractional reserve banking.

      Find another bogeyman.

    84. Re:Seems low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To the original point. I will defer to those who's fortunes were made in the fractional and reserve banking "industries".

      Quoting other people doesn't make your argument. You still haven't shown any evidence at all that fractional banking creates money. I and many other people have shown that fractional banking does not create money.

      The United States Federal Reserve has a fractional, "reserve". What is that reserve? IOU's from the U.S. Government, in the form of Bonds and Treasury Certificates. Promises to pay

      Now, you've actually said something correct. US bonds & t-bills are IOUs from the US government. They have no intrinsic value. They are a measure of the credit-worthiness of the US government.

      But, since the USA is the world's largest economy, guarded by the world's largest military, and the US government can create US dollars, you are very likely to be repaid in full when the IOU comes due.

    85. Re:Seems low by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      I would think with enough of the first two things on the list, you could open cans pretty easily, too.....

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    86. Re:Seems low by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      It is not fraudulent, because they do not lie about it.

      Yes they do. They tell every depositor that their money is available. That is not true. They are relying on people being confident enough in the system not to withdraw their money. It is a confidence trick, otherwise known as fraud.

      What enables banks to create money is that people treat bank account balances the same as cash.

      You can pay your taxes and debts with that bank balance, directly transferring it with no cash involved. Try that with stocks or bonds. That's why bank balances are counted as part of the money supply and stocks aren't.

      Even the wikipedia article on money supply you linked to tells you this. Stocks are not listed as part of the money supply, loans are, with clarification in the section on Fractional Reserve Banking "The different forms of money in government money supply statistics arise from the practice of fractional-reserve banking. Whenever a bank gives out a loan in a fractional-reserve banking system, a new sum of money is created."

      The government counts it as newly created money and that is quite specific to banks (or at least the financial industry). The new money is created based on the fraud of telling all depositors that their money available when it really isn't, as you know.

    87. Re:Seems low by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Largest insolvent economy. Worthless army. Will they invade China? No. Northcom will, instead, be used to suppress revolt at home as the shit comes down and the birds come home to roost.

      Everybody who is really concerned with the matter knows that in 36 months - or less - there will be NO ability by the US to pay. Empty promise on worthless paper.

      Hence, the unprecedented activity of the past week:
      http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/the-demise-of-the-dollar-1798175.html
      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8289302.stm

      The insolvency of the principal banking houses happened 25 years ago - and was hidden behind successive speculative bubbles. The kind that say 1 share of Google is worth 475 USD of trade in real goods and services.
      http://georgewashington2.blogspot.com/2009/10/real-reason-giant-insolvent-banks-arent.html

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    88. Re:Seems low by Alamais · · Score: 1

      Um...fried tofu covered in bacon salt?

    89. Re:Seems low by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      damn you anti-semites

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    90. Re:Seems low by JimFive · · Score: 1

      That's what money is -- a convenient way of exchanging limited resources...When the money represents nothing, we may as well be pretending that we have infinite resources at our disposal, at which point one wonders why we're bothering with money at all.

      Sort of. Money is (also) a representation of your labor, not just of your goods. Money (in the US) doesn't represent nothing, it represents the effort the laborers add to the economy. While that effort is intangible it isn't "nothing". The money supply is backed by the efforts of the people using that money. Ideally, the money supply should expand such that every product/service produced could be purchased. However, our numbers aren't quite that accurate and it is better to have a little extra money than not enough money so we aim for a small, but measurable amount of inflation.

      I also want to mention that gold is also a "fiat" currency. It only has value as money if the parties to the trade declare that it has that value.
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    91. Re:Seems low by JimFive · · Score: 1

      My friend pays back his loan with, say, 10% interest, and the bank pays me 3% interest, so I've got $103, and the bank has $109 and owes $103.

      Where does the extra 9 dollars come from?
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    92. Re:Seems low by rantingkitten · · Score: 1

      But labor is also a finite resource. I think my point stands -- it's just easier to illustrate with goods instead of services. Either way it is a limited resource, and money is used to represent it in a standard, defined manner. This only works if the money itself is something limited.

      Recall the scene in Hitchhiker's Guide where the fools adopted the leaf as legal tender, and ended up with three forests buying one peanut.

      That's why gold is a useful standard -- it's limited in quantity. It doesn't have to be gold -- it could be any tangible but limited item. Diamonds, for example -- and it's my understanding that diamonds are used as currency in some places. I'm not sure why gold was adopted instead of any other precious metal or gem, but it doesn't matter; its value as currency is its physical scarcity and the fact that it is easy to quantify as far as raw weight and purity, so there is never any question about how much gold one has.

      I suppose you're right in saying that gold only has value if both parties in the trade agree that it does, but as it has been widely accepted as being valuable for millenia, so it doesn't make a difference anymore. People accepting gold as valuable is far, far different from having to accept it because the government says so -- one represents a tangible, limited object with an extremely long history of acceptance. The other represents a politician's say-so.

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    93. Re:Seems low by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

      Got 2 troll mods in this? With no comment on the content or context of the links?

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    94. Re:Seems low by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > If you really believe that the government will falter to such a degree

      I suggest reading a little thing called "History." _EVERY_ government fails eventually; It is not a matter of IF, but WHEN.

      > remove your funds from your bank

      I never suggested for or against any action. Just merely pointing out that greed, aka, getting something for nothing via Interest is the cause of the problem. When you are able to loan out 99% of your assets, and not receive them back, that it is already too late of a problem. That's why Usury is banned in other monetary systems. Once you have a non zero-sum game, you have (hyper) Inflation _by_ definition.

      > If you're talking about the dollar being backed by the gold standard, this is just as big of an illusion of security as current paper currency is.

      I don't think you understand what fiat currency is. I would suggest reading "What Has Government Done to Our Money?" http://mises.org/money.asp

      Physical backed currency made it harder to get something for nothing, but at the abstract level you are correct. Putting stock in physical items was a reminder of this; much more so then easy duplicatable paper. But the problem will become moot as humans learn to exist without money. The collapse of the various systems are just natural consequences of getting weaned off the tit of fiat money.

  2. Denial? by blueg3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If 72% of financial institutions say they've experienced data theft, how do "most banks" remain in denial? It sounds like "most banks" just admitted it.

    Also, I'm not sure data theft is the same as fraud.

  3. Suprise! NOT! by Herkum01 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is this really a case of it being unexpected? Banks, which handle lots of money and are generally unwilling to pay for honest talented staff see mishandled cash? What a surprise!

    Next article, "Investment Bankers are overpaid for the returns they generate on their transactions!"

    1. Re:Suprise! NOT! by Renraku · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I think if the employees were paid a living wage, it wouldn't be an issue, but they aren't. Bank tellers don't have room for advancement, and start out at about $8/hr, which didn't go up in the last minimum wage increase. Tell me, what incentive is there to keep private things private when you're a burger flipper? Give them extra training to justify the pay increase.

      Make them experts in spotting fakes, figuring out when people are up to something, etc, etc.

      Oh, wait, they're already trained for this? I'm sorry, but your job is worth more than $8/hr if it takes more than an hour or two to be trained.

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    2. Re:Suprise! NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that's why they don't care about secuity and moved to chip and pin. Then they can blame everyone else for the security. Oh and charge every shop in the land for the crappy hand held teminals. Hey 100% of banks only care when the problem costs THEM more than they money they save from NOT doing something to help the individual customer (or should I say client)?

  4. The Cold War had it right by plover · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Trust, but verify."

    These people are in positions where they have to have access to the information to do their jobs. Locking them down so they can't get to the data without a partner would double labor costs (much more expensive than the 1-4% quoted in TFA.)

    So the best answer is: give them the access they need, tell them you're logging it all, log it all, and *analyze the freakin' reports!* There are so many reports out there in most businesses that just get ignored. But we're talking about the early warning signs of theft, and they can't be ignored without consequences.

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    1. Re:The Cold War had it right by Eskarel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Analyzing reports is expensive. There's a lot of data there, you have to have multiple people do it(since otherwise the person analyzing the reports can steal from you) and unless you spend a lot of time and have a lot of people doing it you can only really see quite major exceptions from the general trends and most of the people who steal know how to do it without raising an major exception.

      The truth of the matter is that low level fraud costs more to prevent than to accept, especially when you take into account the general moral drops you get from showing that you really don't trust your employees.

      Most people are honest, most of the people who aren't honest can be scared off with the fact that audit reports exist, and the rest of them all together steal so very little that it's not really that big a deal.

    2. Re:The Cold War had it right by OrangeCatholic · · Score: 1

      Yeah but you have to admit that the risk is tremendous. When I got my bank credit card, I asked the teller if he had my CC number. He said, yeah. I thought, wow.

      This bank teller has everyone's credit card number. And what's worse, every bank teller has everyone's credit card number!

      Granted, I guess there are certain social norms about privacy in the workplace. For example, I collect CC numbers all day at my job and nobody seems to think I'm amassing my own database. But there's something wicked about already having a database and hiring somebody new and a week later he/she has full access.

    3. Re:The Cold War had it right by tyrione · · Score: 1

      Analyzing reports is expensive. There's a lot of data there, you have to have multiple people do it(since otherwise the person analyzing the reports can steal from you) and unless you spend a lot of time and have a lot of people doing it you can only really see quite major exceptions from the general trends and most of the people who steal know how to do it without raising an major exception.

      The truth of the matter is that low level fraud costs more to prevent than to accept, especially when you take into account the general moral drops you get from showing that you really don't trust your employees.

      Most people are honest, most of the people who aren't honest can be scared off with the fact that audit reports exist, and the rest of them all together steal so very little that it's not really that big a deal.

      Expensive? Compared to a Depression?

    4. Re:The Cold War had it right by KahabutDieDrake · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You realize that every machine you swipe your card through has a record of your card number, and a few button presses latter will print it out, along with every card from that day, or week, or month, etc etc... Do you trust the vetted bank employee with some oversight more than you trust the burger flipper and the chic at the coffee drive through? How about the guy working at best buy, he also asked for your address and zip code. Ever consider that one?

      The bottom line is that the only reason that credit cards work is because MOST people don't know they can sell those lists of card numbers and names to a third party. If there were a fast, easy way to do so, and it became common knowledge, the credit industry would fall apart in a matter of months.

    5. Re:The Cold War had it right by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Actually they don't have your card # most of the time. it's kept and used just long enough to verify the transaction and generate an authorization number, which identifies that specific transaction.
            Where I work once I get an authorization number there is NO way for me to go back into the system and get the card number, and I'm the boss.
            This is not true across the board, but most places where you just swipe your card (or can) work this way around here.

      Mcyroft

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    6. Re:The Cold War had it right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize that every machine you swipe your card through has a record of your card number, and a few button presses latter will print it out, along with every card from that day, or week, or month, etc etc...

      This is incorrect. Look up "Payment Card Industry Data Security Standard."

      The plain-text storage of credit card account numbers is strictly prohibited. They may be stored if encrypted, but must not be printed out "at the touch of a button." Fraud on the merchant end is actually fairly well mitigated by PCI-DSS, if only because the penalties for a breach can be so high to put most merchants out of business, so they can't risk it.

    7. Re:The Cold War had it right by winwar · · Score: 1

      "Trust, but verify."

      Quite possibly the most annoying and idiotic phrase ever. Verification implies lack of trust.

    8. Re:The Cold War had it right by alexo · · Score: 1

      "Trust, but verify."
      Quite possibly the most annoying and idiotic phrase ever. Verification implies lack of trust.

      Only if you consider trust to be a Boolean flag.

  5. So 28% of banks lie on surveys. by xC0000005 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The odds of a bank (even a small bank) having no such problems is next to none. The only bank I can think of which has absolutely no employee corruption is the one in the mall. It's been closed for a few years, during which their track record is flawless. Their customer service times aren't actually much worse either.

    Seriously, if there are humans in involved and money involved, corruption ain't far behind.

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  6. common knowledge by girlintraining · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The article dispels one assumption that might commonly be made about such insider fraud...

    Am I the only one that is concerned that our financial institutions are assuming things relating to their security policies? Because it's common knowledge in our industry that most security threats come from inside, not outside, the organization.

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    1. Re:common knowledge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, where do you get that the institutions "assume things"? Doesn't your quote specifically mention assumptions "that might commonly be made", meaning the average, outside, assumer?

    2. Re:common knowledge by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one that is concerned that our financial institutions are assuming things relating to their security policies? Because it's common knowledge in our industry that most security threats come from inside, not outside, the organization.

      Your concern is misplaced. I have experience in this industry and I can easily say that no bank anywhere trusts any of its employees. The only possible angle this story may have is that they need to focus less on teller theft of cash and more on an overall theft of data. But as far as insider threats go, they're WELL aware. They spend huge sums of money procedurally, on security hardware, and in man hours. I knew a former bank officer in charge of stopping theft that would speak for hours on the year long process he went through to recover fifty-thousand-dollars-worth of loss. His salary was well over twice that, and he led a team that he had created. Not to mention the budget he got to approve.

      In general, banks are more concerned that customers are. And they will go to great lengths to stop loss, even when it doesn't make sense financially.

  7. Not surprised! by spammeister · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That bank workers steal money like I steal stationary from work isn't some giant revelation.

    Doesn't seem to be hurting profits though. At least in Canada we may not have that big of a problem.

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  8. Fraud by bank employees is nothing new by erroneus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I recall a bank hitting my brother's account with a long list of overdraft fees when he never bounced a single check. Turns out that one month he was trying a new budget strategy where he wrote all of the checks for that month's expenses and dated them for that day. At that time, he didn't have the money in his account to cover those checks. But he never sent them out until after he and his wife had deposited money to cover those checks. The checks were presented to the bank at a time when the money was actually in the bank. They paid all of those checks and then charged him $20 for each one that was dated as described. He never bounced a check. The checks were never presented to the bank when there weren't sufficient funds in the account. How did they justify that action? Who knows...

    And even now, banks are playing games with other fees and charges. Who writes checks any more anyway? Your bank may already be doing this... How many transactions per month are you allowed to have before they start charging transaction fees?

    1. Re:Fraud by bank employees is nothing new by tunapez · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I was trying to determine all the fees involved in Chase Bank's "FREE" checking a couple weeks ago. I asked what the minimum balance and specific performance were required to get that "FREE" checking? The yanker said no minimum and I did not have to do anything. Half way through the process the yanker mentioned if I did not use my debit cards some 10(?) times in a month there would be a $6 fee. I asked him if he knew what specific performance meant and do you lie and tell half-truths to your friends and family too? He laughed like it was a funny joke. I walked to the credit union, where I should have started.

      Wells Fargo last year hit my checking account w/ 2 x $35 charges for $6 and $11 transactions, unknown to me my DD was 3 days late while on the road and I was not paying some monthly charge to auto-transfer or over-draft protection. I asked to set my account to deny ANY transactions when funds were not available so I would be aware of and remedy the situation. They told me the account didn't work like that but I could pay for those services and they would credit me one of the charges. I grabbed a withdrawl slip and wrote it to the balance of my savings, $9k and change. Shortly the manager offered to drop both charges. I told him no thanks, choke on your $70. ***Until the CU, I continued to use the checking, for cashing checks. If they need to hold overnight I pick the cash up in the a.m. and never carry more than a $5 balance.

      F the banks, bunch of crooks and liars.

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    2. Re:Fraud by bank employees is nothing new by Superpants · · Score: 1

      This isn't as black and white as it might seem. Had the cheques that were deposited in your brother's account cleared through the other bank? Are there any limitations in the amounts he can deposit? There are restrictions in place in most banks to prevent fraud. I'm sure the vast majority of people are trustworthy enough to handle themselves without limitation. Except what happens when the cheque you deposit is fraudulent and the other bank refuses to put it through and you've already spent all that money? That's right, unlimited liability for unlimited transactional freedom...except that (at least in Canada) the bank is primarily responsible for negative account balances where credit isn't signed for. The bank has no recourse but to file legal charges and it really doesn't end well for anybody. As for the fees, banks are always looking to increase their profits. However, there are ways around paying any fees (visa for day to day transactions not using the teller etc.), you just have to be smart about it and devise a workable strategy within the banks line of products. If they can't offer you anything feasible, be a good consumer and refuse to bank there. You may even get fees waived for a year.

    3. Re:Fraud by bank employees is nothing new by Zebedeu · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Shortly the manager offered to drop both charges. I told him no thanks, choke on your $70.

      I would've let them drop the charges, and then close my account anyway.

    4. Re:Fraud by bank employees is nothing new by noidentity · · Score: 1

      I walked to the credit union, where I should have started.

      I've been using one for over a decade, and have for years kept less than $10 or so in accounts for extended periods. I have paid no fees that I can remember, and get a free box or two of checks whenever I run out, and have a debit/check card as well.

      But credit unions still practice fractional reserve banking, which means that they inflate the money supply and reap the benefits of this counterfeit money they create, so I'm still looking for an alternative.

    5. Re:Fraud by bank employees is nothing new by tunapez · · Score: 1

      Should have given them some of their medicine, but I was pissed and needed to get back to work. Don't get me wrong, we all gotta get paid for what we do, but I hate the "nickel & dime" and hidden fees. My biggest concern was what I was going to do with $9k until I got home. For two weeks I literally slept with it, took it in the can when I showered and lined my pockets every waking moment. Luckily, most people who see me in my old T-shirts, cheap slacks and old topsiders, driving a 6yo old Ranger assume I'm broke and penniless, so I had that going for me.***Kinda was stressed at the Motel6 in Bellflower, CA, the dried blood on the TV/mirror/carpet was a little unsettling, but it was late and I had to sleep.

      @ noidentity below: They are all crooks, take your money, use it to make more money(legit or cooked) then tell us they're doing us a favor. I use the CU to cash checks and keep a few hundred JIC the Amex takes a dump. I have all my checks mailed nowadays.

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    6. Re:Fraud by bank employees is nothing new by Cederic · · Score: 1

      They do not create counterfeit money. Please try and restrain your ignorance.

      I'd also argue that they don't inflate the money supply either, as the money deposited with the bank is no longer in supply, whether loaned to other customers or not. But I'm not an economist.

  9. That's the real cost of disloyal companys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    All these companys want you to be totally loyal to the company. The job comes before your life, friends, and everything else. They demand loyality above everything.

    And yet... are most companys loyal to the employee? Fuck no! You're 100% replaceable. We don't really need YOU. Get back to work or you're fired. Sick? Come to work anyway! You did such a great job on that project. have some perks! more money? no. you wont get more money.. but look! pizza on fridays! wooo!

    Nobody should be suprised that many employees have a crap attitude about their jobs. And will steal any chance they get.

    You want real loyality from employees? PAY US MORE. We don't work here for our health or because we like it or for the perks or the lovely 'family oriented' way you do business. We work here because you pay us.

    And now with the economy fuckup. The first things to go are perks and pay raises. Yet you still want the same loyality from the employees.

    Good luck with that. We're gonna steal anything not bolted down. Get all we can before the company gets rid of us.

    1. Re:That's the real cost of disloyal companys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      OK, I'll play devil's advocate.

      And yet... are most companys loyal to the employee? Fuck no! You're 100% replaceable. We don't really need YOU. Get back to work or you're fired.

      You do realize that it costs somewhere in the neighborhood of 50% of a year's salary to replace an employee (post job ad, maybe pay headhunter, spend time reading resumes and conducting interviews, and pay relocation expenses for an employee that won't be productive for several months while getting trained and learning how the company operates), right? So, even from the point of view of pure greed, it's not a good idea to fire someone unless (1) they are a total fuck-up, (2) the company just doesn't have money to pay them, or (3) their job just doesn't need to be done anymore and there is no appropriate position to move them into.

      Sick? Come to work anyway!

      If you are truly sick, especially with something contagious, nobody in their right mind wants you to come to work because that makes things worse with everyone else getting sick. Now, how many times have you called in sick when you weren't?

      You did such a great job on that project. have some perks! more money? no.

      I agree. Compensation in anything but cash should be illegal. No more healthcare, dental, life insurance, or other bullshit. Give people cash, making their total compensation completely transparent, and let them spend it as they wish. Lobby your congressperson.

      Nobody should be suprised that many employees have a crap attitude about their jobs. And will steal any chance they get.

      Nobody should be surprised that many employers have a crap attitude toward employees who steal and otherwise jerk off at work. It's that chicken and egg problem.

      And now with the economy fuckup. The first things to go are perks and pay raises. Yet you still want the same loyality from the employees.

      If the company isn't bringing in as much money as it used to, due to the economy, what do you expect them to pay for the perks and pay raises with? Do you think they can just waive a magic wand and make money fall from the sky? You do realize that if the company goes bankrupt you lose your job, not just your raise and your perks, right?

      We're gonna steal anything not bolted down. Get all we can before the company gets rid of us.

      Causing the company to lose money even faster, and forcing them to get rid of you even faster.

    2. Re:That's the real cost of disloyal companys. by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      You did such a great job on that project. have some perks! more money? no.

      I agree. Compensation in anything but cash should be illegal. No more healthcare, dental, life insurance, or other bullshit. Give people cash, making their total compensation completely transparent, and let them spend it as they wish. Lobby your congressperson.

      That's a good idea.

      I'm a contractor mostly for the reason I want to choose how I spend my money, I don't want some HR bozo demanding a cut goes to their dental plan, their health insurance plan, or their pension that ends up being embezzled by the management anyway. I buy things I need for myself and don't buy things I don't need.

    3. Re:That's the real cost of disloyal companys. by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      You're right.

      But most big companys don't act as if they had understood that.

      You're replaceble. thats what middle managment tells you all the time. You wouldn't call them liars, would you?
      Company doesn't make any money anymore... So how can they still afford to pay dividends?

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    4. Re:That's the real cost of disloyal companys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      All these companys want you to be totally loyal to the company. The job comes before your life, friends, and everything else. They demand loyality above everything. And yet... are most companys loyal to the employee? Fuck no! You're 100% replaceable.

      http://exiledonline.com/this-is-why-workers-shoot-their-employers/

    5. Re:That's the real cost of disloyal companys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "So, even from the point of view of pure greed, it's not a good idea to fire someone unless (1) they are a total fuck-up, (2) the company just doesn't have money to pay them, or (3) their job just doesn't need to be done anymore and there is no appropriate position to move them into."

      I completely disagree. The last place I worked at fired people the second they couldn't meet the 100+% key performance indicators.

      Just keep in mind that the business mindset is "deal with customers as fast as possible" not "ensure customers are happy", maybe employees would be happier about not having to meet unreasonable metrics. "Do your job faster or you're fired" tends to put people in a perpetual state of fear of screwing up, and for some that means retaliation.

    6. Re:That's the real cost of disloyal companys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to be speaking from the point of view of the way things SHOULD be. And from that point. Yes. i agree with you 100%.

      My original msg was from the point of view of the way things are in reality. And if that was your view. No. You're 100% wrong. And i wonder if you've worked in a medium to large company. Or even worked at all.

      It's not right, sane, or even good. But that still doesnt change thats the way it is. Maybe its because workers have picked up the companys attitudes that short term gains are way better than long term stability. The only thing that really matters is the bottom line. And screw everything else.

      And it's not really a chicken/egg problem. Most employees start out with a good attitude at their jobs and don't steal. Then they see the company screwing over customers, employees ect... and the ceo gets a bailout and bonus as the company goes down the tubes.

      So why in the world shouldnt the employees start looking for any way they can to extract all the value they can RIGHT NOW. The job may not exist tomorrow. You can be fired at any time for any reason. Or no reason. You could look at the ceo funny in the elevator and your job is gone by lunchtime. The company may not even exist in a year.

      It's not right, sane, moral, or good. But shit. that's the way it is. And the company will have to change first if they want to do something about it. Stop treating employees as replacable cogs in a machine. Pay people good wages before meaningless perks. Give employees some sense that they are actually important and not totally replacable. Stop making them piss in a cup to get a job. Stop treating them like a criminal from the start until proven otherwise. Treat customers with some sense of fairness and honor.

      If you want real loyality from your employees they better have some stake in how the business is doing.

      Otherwise businesses better start factoring in the loss of motivation once employees figure out how the company really works 6 months after they get hired. And start stealing anything they can.

      Either greed is good and money is the king of all. Or its not. It cant be one way for the company. And the other for employees. It just wont work like that for too long.

      I know that sounds totally insane to anyone in the business world today. but thats the bottom line. Treat people fairly. Or expect to be treated unfairly.

    7. Re:That's the real cost of disloyal companys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      These comments:

      It's not right, sane, or even good. But that still doesnt change thats the way it is. Maybe its because workers have picked up the companys attitudes that short term gains are way better than long term stability. The only thing that really matters is the bottom line. And screw everything else.

      and

      So, even from the point of view of pure greed, it's not a good idea to fire someone unless (1) they are a total fuck-up,

      are closely related. If your performance criterion is "don't be a total fuck-up" then you get incompetent managers. Incompetent management produces "management theater," evaluations by people who can't distinguish a job well done from a job done, procedures designed to document the continued non-fuck-up state of whoever wrote the procedure, and general preservation of status quo.

    8. Re:That's the real cost of disloyal companys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're lucky if you work in a company that only needs to pay you more to make it feel like the company is loyal. Try working somewhere that even getting basic respect would be an improvement.

    9. Re:That's the real cost of disloyal companys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, I'll play devil's advocate.

      And yet... are most companys loyal to the employee? Fuck no! You're 100% replaceable. We don't really need YOU. Get back to work or you're fired.

      You do realize that it costs somewhere in the neighborhood of 50% of a year's salary to replace an employee (post job ad, maybe pay headhunter, spend time reading resumes and conducting interviews, and pay relocation expenses for an employee that won't be productive for several months while getting trained and learning how the company operates), right? So, even from the point of view of pure greed, it's not a good idea to fire someone unless (1) they are a total fuck-up, (2) the company just doesn't have money to pay them, or (3) their job just doesn't need to be done anymore and there is no appropriate position to move them into.

      This really is only true for a skilled position. If the job is a $10/hr flunky the costs for replacement are considerably less. For starters a one week ad in the paper would cost $50ish. Then you spend a day or two looking through the piles of resumes, call in the 3 that seem the most desperate (ie: Good on paper, but willing to work for a $10/hr job). Pick the sucker that you want and go. If you do it right, you've saved yourself a months pay ($1600+employers share of Social Security) and expended $50 and a couple of hours of your time. Granted, you may have had to do some of the work yourself, but if you had more then 1 employee in the first place, the others could take over the workload for a month.

      Sick? Come to work anyway!

      If you are truly sick, especially with something contagious, nobody in their right mind wants you to come to work because that makes things worse with everyone else getting sick.

      I've worked at two places where one doesn't get enough sort of paid time off until ones been there for a year. So, if you find yourself in that situation (Sick and within the 1st year of employment) , what are you going to do? Call in sick and lose the pay you need or say to yourself "It's not that bad" and come in? Long term productivity may be shot to hell, but the employer doesn't care because, you guessed it, every other employee is in the same boat (Because they don't want to waste there "vacation" time) and will come in.

      Now, how many times have you called in sick when you weren't?

      Not nearly often enough. In fact, if I have ever have a job where they separate out vacation and sick time again, I'll be taking quite a few more "I'm sick! (of work)" days. As it is, my current job is nice, as I work a 9-80 schedule, thus guaranteeing a 3 day weekend every two weeks.

    10. Re:That's the real cost of disloyal companys. by fbwhrdpmtajg · · Score: 1

      Cost of doing business. As employees become more disloyal the available budget for payroll shrinks...

    11. Re:That's the real cost of disloyal companys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They offshored your jobs, they stole from you (and funny enough, from themselves, because by impoverishing you the buyer, by offshoring your job? They robbed themselves of a potential customer, or the customer of one of their allies (or one of their own child companies, etc. et al)).

      Our "fearless leaders" in "KORPORATE AMERIKA" are just that, fearless thieves.

      E.G # 1-> Most aren't vested in the company for large amounts of stocks, so they have nothing to lose by ripping the place off BLIND.

      I.E.-> Get used to it!

      This is what our gov't. has allowed (because they too have been "bought & paid for", just look @ the investments towards their campaigns people. The "BIG GUNS" out there "hedge their bets" & pay the republican & democratic parties front-runners in all political campaigns so they can CONTROL WHOEVER WINS, & keep them out of their way).

      In the United States of America, we truly have "the best politicians MONEY REALLY CAN BUY", because they surely have been "bought & paid for", by the rich ruling elite who do NOT want an honest gov't. stepping in & stopping the problem.

      The main problem, again, is when you take away disposable income from the middle class (working folks, less & less of them as time passes no less, or is 10% unemployment not telling you that much)? You take away from the ability for those of us who would like to buy things above food, clothing, & shelter, away from us.

      That hurts these companies too, albeit, their leaders are either TOO STUPID to know that, or they just don't give a fuck & keep on keeping on.

      Signed,

      Disgruntled & disgusted U.S. Citizen who wishes that Reagan, Bush, & all other republican scumbag puppets of KORPORATE AMERIKA & THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (big banks) never happened.

      p.s. - the entire centralized banking system is at the heart of all this people. Wake up, get rid of them. Andrew Jackson did once, the country began excelling. Woodrow Wilson put them back in? What do we have, today?? Shit...

    12. Re:That's the real cost of disloyal companys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck with that. We're gonna steal anything not bolted down. Get all we can before the company gets rid of us.

      What a sad corrupt world you live in. Stealing is never okay. If you don't like your job, then quit. Your dignity should be worth more than what ever isn't bolted down.

    13. Re:That's the real cost of disloyal companys. by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      You did such a great job on that project. have some perks! more money? no. you wont get more money.. but look! pizza on fridays! wooo!

      It gets better*, in 2006-2007: "You know all that money you made us with that project you did last quarter? Raise? Bonus?! Sorry, peon, no can do. But we'll invest it in real estate! Ohh yeah, subprimes, CDOs, more money for us executives-- I mean the company. (And if you mention the 15% cut of profits that we executives get in bonuses, we'll can your ass so hard, you'll be eating through it.)"

      2008-2009: "I'm sorry, we can't afford to {keep you on the payroll}|{keep contributing to your 401k/IRA/pension}|{keep your insurance}-- we lost all that money we invested in the subprime market. What? Ditch the corporate jet fleet and cut executive perks? Are you high?!?!"

      * Sarcasm alert for those who filter irony from their internets.

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    14. Re:That's the real cost of disloyal companys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the truth is brutal

    15. Re:That's the real cost of disloyal companys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's just stupid. sorry.

      peru doesnt have billion dollar companys everywhere like we do.

      peru doesnt have a cost of living as high as we do.

      peru isnt handing out billions in tax money to companys that are 'too big to fail' like we are.

      i dont hear of too many ceos in peru walking away from broke ass companys with million dollar bonuses either.

      Peru has their own set of problems. and we have our set. Now if we don't want to end up with perus type of problems in addition to our own. maybe its time to start paying people what they are worth here.

    16. Re:That's the real cost of disloyal companys. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      You do realize that it costs somewhere in the neighborhood of 50% of a year's salary to replace an employee (post job ad, maybe pay headhunter, spend time reading resumes and conducting interviews, and pay relocation expenses for an employee that won't be productive for several months while getting trained and learning how the company operates), right? So, even from the point of view of pure greed, it's not a good idea to fire someone unless (1) they are a total fuck-up, (2) the company just doesn't have money to pay them, or (3) their job just doesn't need to be done anymore and there is no appropriate position to move them into.

      Well, nowadays it's more like we'll lay you off, and split up your duties amongst your remaining ex-coworkers. Even when someone quits or retires, a lot of companies are pretty reluctant to go and hire a replacement so long as they think they might get by without one.

  10. I Could Be a Fraudster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm a contract employee at one of the top ten banks in the nation, employed in website development. Within the first week I was given the keys to the kingdom in spite of the bank never even performing a rudimentary background check. Also in the first week, I discovered that it would be absolutely trivial for me to steal the credentials of every single user of the site and completely cover my tracks. It has now been MONTHS since I brought it to the attention of the people who I answer to and there is still not even a proposed solution to the problem. Scarier still is that any one of 75-80 people could do this and it does not even require collusion. This to me shows the "high regard" that banks have for your money.

    1. Re:I Could Be a Fraudster by droopycom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So what are you waiting for to blow the whistle ?

      There should be plenty of journalists, or congressmen wanting to investigate this.

    2. Re:I Could Be a Fraudster by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Great. So, IT are proven incompetent for having such a gaping hole, and they're restructured. That means this guy loses his job (if he manages to keep hold of it) at least. At worst, his name is published and every single financial institution, Fortune 500 business, and recruitment company on the globe put a little black mark next to his name. Whistleblowing is great for everyone but the person doing it.

      And please, don't tell me about all of the protections these folks get; Glass ceilings, awkward interview processes, and HR spin can cripple any application they want.

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    3. Re:I Could Be a Fraudster by vlm · · Score: 1

      So what are you waiting for to blow the whistle ?

      It's not like that at all. You know that saying about the poker table, where if you don't know which player at the table is the fool, then the fool is yourself? Well that is the game they were/are playing with him. When someone else finally steals the goods, the guy who WILL get the blame is the clueless outside techie, and he's not supposed to know about that in advance, in fact people are kind of annoyed if it sounds like he's wising up to the situation, because he's probably going to work on a alibi now, like documenting the situation at slashdot, so now who will they blame?

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    4. Re:I Could Be a Fraudster by slashqwerty · · Score: 1

      I discovered that it would be absolutely trivial for me to steal the credentials of every single user of the site

      What do you propose they do about it? Employees need to have access to critical information. Banks have no choice but to trust their employees. The reason this is not a problem is because you, like the overwhelming majority of people, have some integrity.

    5. Re:I Could Be a Fraudster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a contract employee at one of the top ten banks in the nation, employed in website development. Within the first week I was given the keys to the kingdom in spite of the bank never even performing a rudimentary background check.

      So typical. Many years ago I was working on replacing a stock trading website. We needed a few dummy accounts (which could enter trades which would not actually be executed) and a private key for verifying transactions on the mainframe which actually handled the trades. We got the dummy accounts... but they key they gave us was the real key, which meant I, as an employee of a contractor, could enter any trade I wanted with any account I wanted on their real system. Freaked me out.

    6. Re:I Could Be a Fraudster by Cederic · · Score: 1

      The bank can put in place checks and balances. It's quite possible that the bank he refers to already has, and just keeps quiet about it because it's such a useful anti-fraud tool.

      I know that when I highlight security risks to the appropriate people they act swiftly and thoroughly to minimise the risk to our customers and to the bank, and that's been the case at all the financial services companies for which I've worked.

      In my experience banks take security seriously, and that includes restricting, monitoring and auditing access to sensitive information and systems.

  11. The other 28% must be small banks or... by istartedi · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The other 28% must be small banks, or in denial. If just 1 percent of the population is criminal, you have to anticipate 1 criminal for every 100 people you hire. IANA statistician, but even if you have well under 100 employees, the odds are still pretty good. I think it would be like the birthday problem, where the odds of somebody in a relatively small class having the same birthday as you are surprisingly high.

    Of course, I'm not sure what percent of the general population would commit bank fraud if they had the opportunity. That doesn't matter of course. People who are likely to commit bank fraud will, of course, seek out jobs at the bank. As the famous bank robber said, "that's where the money is".

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    1. Re:The other 28% must be small banks or... by jfengel · · Score: 1

      If just 1 percent of the population is criminal, you
      have to anticipate 1 criminal for every 100 people you
      hire.

      If 1% of the population is criminal, and there are 100 employees, there is a 36.6% chance that none of them are criminal (so a 63.4% chance that at least one is).

    2. Re:The other 28% must be small banks or... by blueg3 · · Score: 2

      If just 1 percent of the population is criminal, you have to anticipate 1 criminal for every 100 people you hire.

      Not only is this a tautology, it's a statistically incorrect tautology. (It assumes that the hired population is similar to the general population, and also gets the math wrong!)

    3. Re:The other 28% must be small banks or... by istartedi · · Score: 1

      Well, I said IANA statistician. Can you show your work? It does make sense that some banks would be able to hire 100 employees under those circumstances and not bump into a criminal; but the exact equation isn't something with which I'm familiar.

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    4. Re:The other 28% must be small banks or... by Mr2001 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well, I said IANA statistician. Can you show your work? It does make sense that some banks would be able to hire 100 employees under those circumstances and not bump into a criminal; but the exact equation isn't something with which I'm familiar.

      If each employee has a 1% probability of being a criminal, the probability of each employee not being a criminal is 99%. If you pick two random employees, 99% of the time the first one will not be a criminal, and 99% of those times the second one won't be either: the probability is 99% * 99%, or 99% to the second power.

      Thus, the probability of 100 employees not being criminals is 99% to the 100th power (0.99 ^ 100 = approximately 0.366 or 36.6%).

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    5. Re:The other 28% must be small banks or... by Bill+Dimm · · Score: 1

      Probability that one specific employee is NOT a criminal: 0.99
      Probability that none of N employees is a criminal: 0.99 ^ N (i.e. multiply 0.99 together N times).

      Examples:
      N=100: 36.6%
      N=200: 13.4%
      N=300: 4.9%
      N=400: 1.8%
      N=500: 0.7%

    6. Re:The other 28% must be small banks or... by istartedi · · Score: 1

      /me smacks forehead. Yeah, that makes perfect sense. Now that I think about it, the fact that odds were formulated "positively" like this, (ie, 0.99 of something as opposed to 0.01 of something) was just one of many things that made statistics difficult for me. It's like the sign problem, only different.

      I was happy just to pass that class and get out alive.

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    7. Re:The other 28% must be small banks or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also worth pointing out that the sample space is not "the population" but the subset of the population who are qualified to apply for the job.

      Generally criminals and jailbirds will not be applying for a job in a bank. So the chances are actually even lower.

    8. Re:The other 28% must be small banks or... by selven · · Score: 1

      How is the math wrong? 1 percent = 1 in every 100. And yes, criminals are a subset of people.

    9. Re:The other 28% must be small banks or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If just 1 percent of the population is criminal, you have to anticipate 1 criminal for every 100 people you hire.

      Not only is this a tautology, it's a statistically incorrect tautology.

      How exactly can a tautology be incorrect? Tautologies are trivially true statements - if it's not true, it can't be a tautology. If there's a non-trivial aspect to the statement (which you seem to imply), then it may or may not be true, but it's not a tautology.

    10. Re:The other 28% must be small banks or... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Criminals are a subset of people, but bank employees are also a subset of people.

      Why do you assume that one subset is proportionally represented in the other subset?

      In the UK banks generally run criminal record checks against potential employees. That alone invalidates your working assumption, as known (i.e. convicted) criminals are thus less likely to be bank employees than other people.

    11. Re:The other 28% must be small banks or... by selven · · Score: 1

      You said "It assumes that the hired population is similar to the general population, and also gets the math wrong!"

      The "also" implies that the assumption and the math error are two different errors, not the same one.

    12. Re:The other 28% must be small banks or... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Nah, it was blueq3 that said that, not me.

      And 1 in every 100 may mean 0 in 50000 (and 500 in the next 500). Probabilities are fun.

  12. Banks apparently have few with tech. knowledge. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They're in denial because they are not aware of the full seriousness of the issue.

    I discovered something that amazed me. I was trying to resolve a client's quite simple software issue. I worked with managers of two large banks (tens or hundreds of thousands of commercial accounts). I discovered that one of the banks had no technically-knowledgeable employees, except for computer maintenance staff. They used contractors for everything else. The contractors with whom I talked had little technical knowledge.

    The other bank had either no one who was technically-knowledgeable or just a few people.

    They don't have just have problems with fraud, they have problems in every area where technical knowledge is needed. They cannot resolve modern problems because they have little or no knowledge of them, and they don't want to learn. Technically knowledgeable people are apparently seen as an annoying necessity.

    With employees of a third large bank, at which I have personal and business accounts, I found that I could get a laugh by saying I saw their web site and thought that high school students should not write web sites for banks. Later the web site was improved.

    1. Re:Banks apparently have few with tech. knowledge. by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good help is hard to find. Worse, it costs money.

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    2. Re:Banks apparently have few with tech. knowledge. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      How true is that really right now? I know tons of smart technical people out of work right now. Good help is easy to find. The banks just don't see any need for it.

    3. Re:Banks apparently have few with tech. knowledge. by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, a decent techie probably costs them about 150 grand a year if you include related overhead. Thus, they figure the yearly "loss" by *not* having such an employee is less than 150 grand a year. It may not actually be true, but they have no way of knowing.

      A lot of times a company ends up with a stupid or shifty IT employee that causes more problems than their worth. If the bank is technically ignorant, then they don't have a good way to filter. Techies raise almost as much ire as auto-mechanics. Both may charge 10 grand to "fix" the Flux Capacitor.

           

    4. Re:Banks apparently have few with tech. knowledge. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The banks probably do have technically knowledgeable people. At least several of them.

      Unfortunately they will be ring-fenced on projects that are absolutely must-do, by savvy business managers who know they absolutely must do them. Even then technical guys will be outnumbered by layers of project managers, IT management and management stakeholders they report into - the problem you have as a vendor on a typical project is that you're speaking to one of them.

    5. Re:Banks apparently have few with tech. knowledge. by OrangeCatholic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      True. There is a disconnect. Techies don't have the personality to actively brand themselves, and clients don't have the technical skills to appreciate good help.

      That's why the most successful techies have good personalities and only a moderate amount of skill.

      Example, the last time I had the cable guy over the house, he had never seen Tivo and had no idea that high-def recording or live streaming existed. He didn't know that Windows XP 32 and 64-bit were different (his software failed on my platform), and it was futile to explain the difference. He had never seen a 40" TV used as a computer monitor, either.

      But I'm sure he's supporting a family of four. He's mature, been doing it for a while and probably has a great resume.

      Now, if you want to go into business as a cable tech, how do you differentiate yourself from this guy, who knows absolutely nothing, and has a better reputation than you do?

    6. Re:Banks apparently have few with tech. knowledge. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The other bank had either no one who was technically-knowledgeable or just a few people.

      - Make your mind up. No one or just a few people?

      They don't have just have problems with fraud, they have problems in every area where technical knowledge is needed. They cannot resolve modern problems because they have little or no knowledge of them, and they don't want to learn. Technically knowledgeable people are apparently seen as an annoying necessity.

      - Make your mind up. They either don't have them, or they have them as a necessity.

      With employees of a third large bank, at which I have personal and business accounts, I found that I could get a laugh by saying I saw their web site and thought that high school students should not write web sites for banks. Later the web site was improved.

      - Awesome. You fixed it!

    7. Re:Banks apparently have few with tech. knowledge. by jimicus · · Score: 1

      While I'd love to believe the bank has actually run the figures to work out exactly how much fraud they think they're suffering, what areas it's happening in and how much it will cost to eliminate, I don't.

      Largely because any given fraudulent act by definition only works if nobody else knows about it.

      It follows that if the bank has run the figures, those figures are based on estimates (at best) or wild guesses (at worst).

      Add on the fact that banks are famously resistant to change and would much rather go begging for money than admit they cocked up on an astronomical scale.

      Are you telling me that these companies have actually sat down and said "Right. We know we are losing $X to fraud, but in order to eliminate even a small percentage of it we're going to have to spend $X * 2" when they can't even sit down and say "Hmmm.... this policy of giving mortgages of 120% of a houses' value to people whose salary is about a tenth of the mortgage when we know that historically house prices have fluctuated.... there's no way this could backfire, is there?"?

    8. Re:Banks apparently have few with tech. knowledge. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Banks had no choice in making bad mortgage loans to the unqualified: The Community Reinvestment Act forced their hand (thanks ACORN).

    9. Re:Banks apparently have few with tech. knowledge. by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      If the CRA had forced bad loans onto the market then the market would have let the banks sit on them ... that didn't happen.

      They sold mortgages because there was a bubble and they could sell of 100% of the risk for free money, selling mortgages was strictly profitable ... there was literally no risk to the banks no matter how bad the lender. Everyone kept buying MBS's regardless. You'd think the banks would have been smart enough not to buy their own BS and not own those MBS's themselves, you'd be wrong though ... no one forced them to do that, they knew the quality of the mortgages and yet they happily _chose_ to own them because the market could go nowhere but up.

    10. Re:Banks apparently have few with tech. knowledge. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really?

      Through my experience banks are positively SOAKED in technically apt people. Extremely smart people. Banks pay some of the highest salaries out there, of course they can afford it.

    11. Re:Banks apparently have few with tech. knowledge. by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      The CRA did no such thing. It specifically stated that loan qualifications should be identical for CRA-qualified loans and other loans. In addition, the majority of the bad loans on the market were not from banks under the CRA, but from mortgage brokers such as Ditech and Countrywide Financial that were not under CRA restrictions. Lastly, all studies done on the issue have found that the foreclosure rates of CRA loans is roughly equal to the foreclosure rates of non-CRA loans.

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    12. Re:Banks apparently have few with tech. knowledge. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I discovered something that amazed me. I was trying to resolve a client's quite simple software issue. I worked with managers of two large banks (tens or hundreds of thousands of commercial accounts). I discovered that one of the banks had no technically-knowledgeable employees, except for computer maintenance staff.

      Not sure if you have considered this possibility yet, but I have worked in banks, and I can tell you that there is absolutely no possible way for any customer to have direct contact with any of the real technical staff in the bank.

      As a customer, you might have a better chance of talking to the president/director/chairman of a bank, than having them let their technical people talk to you. Any sane PR dept would not let untrained "techs" contact any customer, nor would their security dept for fear of the "tech" leaking "sensitive" information to you.

      Rather, they would have different level of "help desks" or "customer representatives" to serve you, and naturally they won't have much technical know-how, nor would they know if their real tech stuff is really handled by in-house staff or is it outsourced to contractors. But they might think all their IT stuff was outsourced, because the support for their desktop PC, which is all they can see about their bank's "IT", has been outsourced.

    13. Re:Banks apparently have few with tech. knowledge. by Col.+Panic · · Score: 1

      how do you differentiate yourself from this guy

      by height

    14. Re:Banks apparently have few with tech. knowledge. by guruevi · · Score: 1

      What you say is right. I was contracting for a small webdesign & hosting company a while ago and I coded part of a rather large bank. Although the bank had some knowledge about what they needed on their server (software updates, firewall & private network separated from other hosts), they trusted us (me) a lot that we would do the right thing. Nobody ever reviewed the code and although there was a penetration audit done on the website level, nobody ever asked me for the source code or even how they could review the code. Only months after I quit did I get a call from the owner of the company I worked for that I never gave them any login or a root password. For all they know it could have e-mailed me the login & passwords of all their users (a simple line of code to add).

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    15. Re:Banks apparently have few with tech. knowledge. by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      I discovered that one of the banks had no technically-knowledgeable employees, except for computer maintenance staff. They used contractors for everything else. The contractors with whom I talked had little technical knowledge.

      The other bank had either no one who was technically-knowledgeable or just a few people.

      I came to this realization a long while ago.

      I see it as a sign of the times. It seems like once upon a time, technical abilities were a rare and powerful sort of thing. You wouldn't dare fake it.

      Fast forward a few years and the digital natives begin to transform the culture. They grew up with this stuff, and we're all getting used to it being everywhere, and the general feel towards technology is that it is a commonplace commodity. Being everywhere, everyone knows at least a little about it and 'technical skill' becomes a matter of degree.

      From here we can leap to 'technical things are easy' and suddenly everyone becomes an expert, and true experts are seen as "an annoying necessity." Annoying because it causes dissonance with the concept that tech is so easy anyone can do it.

      This conflict will eventually go away, but I'm fairly certain it will go the way of the average, not of the expert.

    16. Re:Banks apparently have few with tech. knowledge. by kackle · · Score: 1

      Both may charge 10 grand to "fix" the Flux Capacitor.

      Yes, when we all know that you don't fix a flux capacitor, you just replace it.

    17. Re:Banks apparently have few with tech. knowledge. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a techie professionally and have been for nearly 20 years and I find that comparison offensive you moron.....

    18. Re:Banks apparently have few with tech. knowledge. by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I work for a bank in a technical role. Our customers talk to me quite often.

      My friend's sister is one, another friend's entire company is a customer, the exceedingly attractive and highly intelligent chief architect at a venerable British institution I met at a seminar is one..

      Even ignoring the social contacts, our corporate customers do get technical assistance to use the systems we provide to them. Why on earth would we upset and risk losing the customers and their business by refusing to help them access the services for which they pay us?

  13. Stapler by Wolvenhaven · · Score: 5, Funny

    Has anyone seen my red stapler?

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    1. Re:Stapler by schmaustech · · Score: 1, Funny

      ...because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

    2. Re:Stapler by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 1

      I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

      Beer good.. Fire Bad!

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  14. Why the Employee Fear / shame and/or Envy? by turtleshadow · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It seems the motive is typically to get a "loan" by a lower level employee which will be paid back at some point. It would seem that the employees are in fear to actually ask their own bosses to aid them in a situation of financial strife.

    Isn't that what banks are about? Making loans?

    It seems that inside the banks their is a pervasive culture of fear/shame/envy by staff of the owners. The fact that management seems to be unable to get inside this situation is indicated of a manager/employee relationship meltdown.

    If I owned a bakery and my employees were stealing bread to feed their families cause I pay them nothing -- that in most peoples mind is a hint about how my relationship as owner to my employees is going.

    If they are stealing bread but are not starving but in fact well off thats something else - envy and greed.

    In any case a Bank which gets public assistance like in "too big to fail" or some other way should begin to be held publicly accountable for internal losses -- tangible assets and data privacy breaches. Till today no one is really reporting this number out of fear in losing the public trust. When the bank fails of course the horse it out the barn doors already.

  15. Personal Experience by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've seen this happen to a co-worker. She was generally quite out-going and talkative. But she started being quieter over time. One day it was announced that she no longer worked at the company, and through the rumor mill I found out that she had embezzled about 5 grand (mid 90's dollars) with the help of her boyfriend. She discovered by accident that some vendors would double-pay an invoice if a second copy was sent by mistake. Thus, she decided to send fake invoices to vendors with a history of double-paying, but with her boyfriend's bank account as the bill-to address of the 2nd copy. Eventually somebody noticed the bogus addresses.

    The problem is that they didn't file formal charges because they wanted to protect the reputation of the company. They did confiscate all her future benefits, though; so it was probably a net loss to her.

    However, by not prosecuting they set themselves up for a second attack. For another employee of the same accounting department made off with about 25 grand a few years later. I'm sure the second guy factored in the non-prosecution of the first attempt.

    I'm not sure how to solve it, other than perhaps making prosecution mandatory. But I doubt companies want that kind of legal complexity for gray areas or where the evidence is weak.

    Maybe some kind of "secret victim list" in prosecution, but that goes against the concept of jury-by-peers. The chance of one out of 14 jurors (with 2 alternates) spilling the beans is fairly high. And there's other issues with public disclosure laws.
       

    1. Re:Personal Experience by Splab · · Score: 2, Insightful

      $5.000 or $25.000 isn't that much - to you and me sure, it's alot of money, but compared to the bad press it's quite obvious why they decided to push it under the rug.

    2. Re:Personal Experience by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      My point is that by pushing it under the rug, they encourage further and bigger abuse down the road. Plus, there's probably crap that nobody ever noticed. Some of the best schemes are those that stay under the radar, like the Office Space (AKA SuperMan movie) penny-at-a-time plan.

    3. Re:Personal Experience by OrangeCatholic · · Score: 1

      It's just one example of how banks don't want the regulations that would protect their interests. And in this case, it's the customers who lose. If a bank is vulnerable, damn straight the customers should know about it. That's why mandatory disclosure/prosecution/whatever is the only way.

    4. Re:Personal Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can't press criminal charges without opening the door to a broader visibility and exposure of the accounts and practices, they wish to protect their own and their clients' and employees' private data for their exclusive use (often also mandated secret by law), they wish to conceal their own undiscovered embezzlement schemes, they don't want to lose credibility to the consumer (because if you can fake credibility, you've got it made) or otherwise the gravy train stops. Situation normal, all fucked up, our money in, their money out, just keep the fucker running, Joe, and don't look too close.
      Mandatory prosecution - for you ? who observed the change in behavior in your colleague and didn't report it to your superior, in breach of your signed agreement to further the interests of the company and provide due diligence to protect the company from prosecution or loss ?
      You can't stop people trying to thieve, just catch the ones that do and make them pay for their choices already.

    5. Re:Personal Experience by vlm · · Score: 1

      $5.000 or $25.000 isn't that much - to you and me sure, it's alot of money, but compared to the ...

      ... lawyer fees at $250/hr to make sure they don't accidentally do something stupid to get countersued, plus independent forensic accounting consultants at $zillion/hr to make sure the evidence isn't contaminated (assuming its not already hopelessly contaminated)... Pretty soon you end up spending $100 to save $1.

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    6. Re:Personal Experience by corbettw · · Score: 1

      she had embezzled about 5 grand (mid 90's dollars)

      Jesus, that's like $50 grand today!

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    7. Re:Personal Experience by hughk · · Score: 1

      At a large German bank, a contractor was given the job of DBA. As he was the contractor, he was the one willing to run things out of hours (he got overtime). All proceeded nicely.

      Then along came 9/11. The very next day, he turned up in Luxembourg trying to withdraw around a million or so DM. In cash. The manager was suspicious given the sudden attempt to withdraw money (especially after 9/11) and delayed him whilst calling the police.

      So it seems that the DBA picked up the job of managing both the international payments database (SWIFT) and the General Ledger (which would normally used to balance the payments). By creating entries in both databases, the books balanced so he was undetected. What happened? Well most of the money was recovered and his contract was terminated. However, he probably still works somewhere in banking and the bank did not want to bring charges.

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    8. Re:Personal Experience by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      for you ? who observed the change in behavior in your colleague and didn't report it to your superior

      Do you mean like?:

      Me: "Hey Boss, Lisa's been 60% quieter lately. Something must be up."

      Boss: "Well, graph her daily quietness, and I'll notify the CFO."

      I don't think so.
         

    9. Re:Personal Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once upon a time, I worked for Honeywell in Redmond, WA. Right smack in the middle of the Microsoft campus. Honeywell used to own a big chunk of the land that Microsoft sits on right now. Some vice president decided it would be a good idea to secretly sell off all this land to cover up losses in the department. This was before the massive real-estate run-up which would have net them quite a bit of profit from rent.

      They let the guy go, complete with a severance package and no legal action was taken - precisely because they wanted to protect their reputation.

  16. Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    I have applied to many banks to work as a teller; its a nice, cushy job that pays ok and is respectable. I have never been offered a job. I found out through some friends that banks will not hire anyone with bad credit; I kind of wondered why, as, if an employee tried to steal anything, they have a fuck-ton of cameras and security systems in place at any bank. I happen to have bad credit, so they assume that might try to screw them or something. It kind of sucks, but seeing this story, it makes a lot more sense.

    1. Re:Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to break it to you, but they only hire female tellers, generally. You may be the wrong gender.

    2. Re:Not surprising by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      they have a fuck-ton of cameras

      Is that a metric fuck-ton? or is it what makes bedding second-hand?

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    3. Re:Not surprising by Civil_Disobedient · · Score: 1

      It kind of sucks, but seeing this story, it makes a lot more sense.

      Except it doesn't, not in practice. Usually people with bad credit are so thankful to be offered a job and a chance to finally dig themselves out of the red that they'll bend over backwards and take all measures of abuse just to preserve that paycheck. It's the ones who have had everything handed to them their entire lives, the ones who have never gone hungry, or had to choose between paying the electric bill or paying the heat, they're the ones who feel all entitled to their good fortune. Those are the ones you have to keep an eye on.

    4. Re:Not surprising by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      That's common with MANY jobs today. They all do credit checks along with the traditional background checks. There seems to be a pervasive belief that if you have bad credit, it indicates you're more likely to rip off your employer too.

      I'd counter, however, that the opposite may in fact be the case. Especially in the case of an individual who filed Chapter 7 bankruptcy, he or she is *unable* to file again for a long period of time, and typically is more motivated than most to "fix their bad credit score". Usually, they're appreciative that they've finally got a "clean slate" and they probably want a new job as part of the equation to keep debt paid down.

    5. Re:Not surprising by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      Poor credit isn't an indication of whether you'd commit larceny-- that's a syllogistic error. Put another way, just because thieves in general have bad credit, doesn't mean that people with bad credit are necessarily thieves.

      The poor credit rating / score indicates that you're inexperienced or poor at financial management, which is a minus in any financial institution. If the credit agencies don't have any evidence that you're any good at managing your finances, no bank will be willing to take the risk of you managing other people's money.

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    6. Re:Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OP here. What someone said about the credit rating being a screwed up system, and that a potential employee would be glad to have the job to get out of the red; thats where I am. So I agree with it totally. As for what someone else said, it means that I can't handle money correctly; I can handle money just fine; the problem is I have bad credit from unpaid cell phone bills; specifically, phone services that far undelivered. AT&T and the iPhone or T-Mobile and that HotSpotAtHome phone for example. Crap, all of them. I refuse to pay on principal. Of course, I realize that is stupid, and the knock-on effects for me will be much worse, but when I have an excess of cash at some point, those debts will be the first to be paid off. Its just a shame that the bank only looks at my credit score and not why I have bad credit, although I understand, because I know they will probably have several people applying for each job, and therefore can't/won't look into the details.

  17. Outsourcing [Re:Suprise! NOT!] by Tablizer · · Score: 1, Troll

    Banks, which handle lots of money and are generally unwilling to pay for honest talented staff...

    I imagine that outsourcing to 3rd-world countries increases the risk because the payoff is much higher relative to the local currency (more purchasing power) and it's much more difficult to prosecute across the ocean.

    This is not saying that 3rd-world employees are "more evil", but rather the relative temptation is higher and the risks of formal prosecution is lower.
         

    1. Re:Outsourcing [Re:Suprise! NOT!] by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2, Informative

      I imagine that outsourcing to 3rd-world countries increases the risk because the payoff is much higher relative to the local currency (more purchasing power) and it's much more difficult to prosecute across the ocean.

      Apparently you do imagine that quite strongly since the fine article and even the fine summary here on slashdot said:

      The article dispels one assumption that might commonly be made about such insider fraud: "Interestingly, it's not the stereotypical offshore or outsourced employee who's most risky to their organizations..."

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    2. Re:Outsourcing [Re:Suprise! NOT!] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why they don't outsource this.

    3. Re:Outsourcing [Re:Suprise! NOT!] by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      They didn't give a whole lot of info on outsourcing. For example, even though it was traced to about 5% of the fraud, they didn't say what percent of labor was outsourcing in order to obtain a ratio.

      As somebody pointed out, it's probably true they don't outsource a whole lot to avoid such problems, I was mainly talking about the temptation level, not the total quantity of outsource workers.

  18. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree. by Civil_Disobedient · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I guess it's only fraud when the bank is the one getting ripped off.

    When they're handed hundreds of billions of dollars of taxpayer money to shore up bad debt and open up the faucet of commerce, but then instead decide to stop lending and hoard the cash... that's... something else? Right?

    1. Re:Apple doesn't fall far from the tree. by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      When they're handed hundreds of billions of dollars of taxpayer money to shore up bad debt and open up the faucet of commerce, but then instead decide to stop lending and hoard the cash... that's... something else? Right?

      Well it could be worse than fraud. Consider the following;

      Before the crash the banks would take these risks either a) without knowing what the consequences would be or b) knowing the consequences might sink them. Better managed institutions with more efficient business models would then grow and buy-up the business or take over the market share. That is the essence of capitalism, and it's a healthy sign that these businesses went under because it proved that the system was weeding out the poor performers.

      Now they can take the risks because they know they are "Too Big To Fail" (TBTF). This is the era of the TBTF institution where better managed is not as important as growing to be TBTF. This is a sure sign that Corporatism has killed Capitalism.

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    2. Re:Apple doesn't fall far from the tree. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the BBC...

      "So far, the Bank says it has spent £125bn on this new policy. It is allowed to spend £25bn more without asking the Treasury."

      I wonder how much of this money has gone into the bonus pot? Are banks going to pay us all back in the future when they announce record profits?

  19. gush by topechelon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    it's a jaded fact that corruption is quite common in every activities of humanbeings,not the least when the economy is in recession.the crucial problem is whether or not there have been an effective system to pull the plug on it.

  20. Jeez, whole title should be: by Tanman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    72% of banks say employees have committed fraud. Other 28% are lying or naive.

    1. Re:Jeez, whole title should be: by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      Other 28% it is the management that is doing it.

      There, thats fixed it for you!

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  21. I have NEVER seen... by ibsteve2u · · Score: 5, Interesting
    an argument that started with the word interestingly:

    "Interestingly, it's not the stereotypical offshore or outsourced employee who's most risky to their organizations.

    that was not somebody attempting either a subterfuge or the implantation of a subliminal suggestion.

    You see, it may very well be true that "offshore" employees in banking have less culpability, thus far...which - entirely coincidentally, I'm sure - corresponds directly to the amount of penetration into banking that offshoring has - thus far.

    Interestingly, don't you think that such statistics provide a a nifty argument for offshoring banking?

    Who gathered and "analyzed" this "data", again?

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    1. Re:I have NEVER seen... by Nethead · · Score: 1

      That's one way to get modded "interesting." But I see what you're saying, and I agree with you line of thought.

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  22. One problem with your rant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This /. submission is about employees stealing data, not money.

    1. Re:One problem with your rant. by turtleshadow · · Score: 1

      The links of the article which I read point to fiscal gain in some form.

      The theft from banks indeed may involve customer data or physical equipment such as staplers -- but more likely are laptops which get "stolen from a mid level managers rental car. Even then data and equipment has to be fenced into cash or laundered somehow.

      From what I read the really involved fraud starts with noticing the cash not being properly guarded/accounted for between two events: such as deposit by the customer and the actual putting the money into the system such as at the counting machine, etc

      This then leads to an employee taking advantage when that employee notices opportunity for mucking with invoicing, money transfers, accounts, "ownerless" land titles & mortgages, abandoned safety deposit boxes and the like.

      But the point I was trying to say is what % is stealing out of desperate need but ashamed to ask for help and what is criminal?

      If it is a high percentage of criminal then that is a real societal problem. It can and has happened to be systemic and from the top as in the Madoff ponzi.

    2. Re:One problem with your rant. by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      This /. submission is about employees stealing data, not money.

      Stealing the money is the management's job.

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  23. The unspoken blacklisting of former employees by turtleshadow · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I once overheard Bankers speaking and they do blacklist persons if they hurt the institution enough.

    Though no charges were filed often the reference is veiled: "let go due to irregularities in performing the job" which is a whopping hint to the next employer they were doing low level fraud or in the more sinister case it was a recommendation for a let go employee -- to a competitor.

    1. Re:The unspoken blacklisting of former employees by sco08y · · Score: 1

      I'm sure they say in no uncertain terms. Seriously, after you've committed a felony, you're not going to sue someone who can send you straight to jail.

    2. Re:The unspoken blacklisting of former employees by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      The banking industry, especially above the lowly teller circles, is quite small within any given city. Any stink you make will follow you by word of mouth. Very effectively.

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  24. I'm a fraudulent banking insider ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and I am getting a kick out of these replies.

  25. well... by Ben1220 · · Score: 1

    The other 28% just don't know about it.

  26. Bankers I have talked to ... by Alain+Williams · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Some years ago I did some work at a bank in Luxembourg for a few days. One machine there was a ST400 - a SWIFT machine that could be used to ''wire'' money anywhere in the world. You send a message to this box (over a TCP/IP connection) and it would send money anywhere in the world. There was no protection on this, no login/... to control access. Everyone had a laptop (with working floppy) and could connect to the ST400. There were SWIFT books around the place describing the message format, many of those were familiar with the format.

    In a bar one evening I pointed out ''how simple it would be to send a few million to a bank in Rio''. I was told ''Who wants to live in Rio?''. They were not interested in trying to fix it.

    About that time I did some work at a bank in London. Every morning the director of securities arrived in the IT department with a list of errors from the overnight run (all audit trailed, etc). He got a programmer to fix them which he did by running up an SQL interpreter. There was no oversight, the director walked away before this was completed, there was nothing to stop the programmer from doing it whenever he wanted. The programmer was employed through an agency, not a bank employee.

    I met someone at a social function, asked him what he did: ''I am a banker, I get to rob people legally'' -- at least he was honest!

    I could go on. This sort of stuff is endemic.

    1. Re:Bankers I have talked to ... by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As someone who has worked as a consultant in different Luxembourgish banks, I confirm. It's saddening, and pointing out helps nothing at all.

      While working there, I heard that some Swiss banks operate with only excel sheets, pretty much...

      Banks are like sausage factories, once you worked in one, you don't ever want a sausage again. Too bad you can't really avoid bank accounts.

    2. Re:Bankers I have talked to ... by hughk · · Score: 1

      This is a failure of the recommended procedure. SWIFT systems are supposed to implement a payment queue and a confirmation queue and not to do anything unless the outgoing payment is confirmed (i.e., four-eyes principle). However both processes may be automated and typically are to a greater or lesser extent.

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  27. Bank Armed Robbery vs. Electronic robbery by cenc · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I had a friend years ago that was a detective on the Las Vegas Robbery squad. He told me that the average armed robber gets away with something like $5,000. The average electronic bank robbery gets away with over $500,000. He also told me that they almost never ever catch anyone committing a robbery by computer, but they get most of the people sooner or later that commit armed robbery. He was talking about both inside jobs (mostly involve some sort of computer) and outside computer attack type robberies here to clarify.

    He said it was not so much tracking down a suspect, but that the nature of the electronic / insider robbery often lacked the traditional physical evidence that would really lead to a conviction. The banks and businesses don't really want to cooperate for PR / insurance / liability reasons. The nature of the evidence is not very compelling to a jury. Often it is difficult to properly get warrants across multiple jurisdictions in a timely manner and in such a way that the evidence can be used in court. Most importantly it just all around cost more money to investigate and prosecute, as it requires very expensive and specialized skills that most police departments (including the FBI) really do not have the resources to do properly. There is not a lot of political motive at the top of law enforcement and everyone else to do unless it is a really high profile robbery type thing that they have to do.

    1. Re:Bank Armed Robbery vs. Electronic robbery by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      This is part of the reason why I want to move into Law; To present (or prepare) the evidence and facts of cases involving electronic crime in a way which will allow the lay-man of the jury to see the (in)significance of any evidence in front of them. Often, the jury must take for granted the statements of a solicitor / barrister as they have no point of reference of their own. If they don't understand the evidence presented, how do they decide how it is to be interpreted?

      I would very much have liked to have been involved in some way in the file sharing cases brought by the RIAA, and the almost guaranteed US trial of Garry McKinnon. Sadly, I won't qualify in time to make a difference in any of these cases.

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    2. Re:Bank Armed Robbery vs. Electronic robbery by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      The problem with warrants across multiple jurisdictions is the same as the problem with warrants in general. Until you have some level of "proof" many judges are reluctant to grant the police access to materials that would develop further proof.

      In the case of electronic crimes you might have an IP address and little else. Well, you could find the ISP that way but find they are an absolute block. So you are now in the position of trying to get a judge to sign a "John Doe" warrant to discover the identity of a person that may or may not be involved in a crime. But the investigation is going nowhere until you get a look at the computers that could have connected using that IP address. The problem is there is little "probable cause" and no physical proof. So unless the crime is of some severe nature - child porn production using little children in the neighborhood, for example - no judge is going to authorize a fishing expedition to find out more. End of process - you aren't going anywhere.

      Another problem is jurisdiction and laws. In the US it is illegal to defraud someone of their money. It is apparently not illegal to do so in many other parts of the world. Trying to sort out the differences between laws internationally is not a police problem - in the US it is up to the State Department to do this. And as much as they would like to help, in most cases it is useless because the foreign countries are not able to devote much effort to electronic crimes. So even if you investigate and come up with a trail that leads to Romainia, you aren't going to go anywhere. Romainian police might be very sympathetic, but they do not have the resources, time, or anything else to focus on some poor Americans losing their money.

      You are wrong about most police agencies. They have lots of very busy people doing computer forensics and doing a pretty good job at it. The problem is one of access and authorization. Without access all of their skills are useless. Without authorization (by a court) they aren't going to get access. So you have a bunch of people doing other stuff - child porn, mostly - because they can't do anything to assist with electronic crimes.

      You are correct about money. Investigation is expensive work and it needs to show some kind of benefit for the money to be spent. Today, child porn is considered to be a big deal and lots of money is spent on investigating it. Electronic crimes would be investigated and prosecuted if there was any hope of investigations going anywhere. Because of the above issues with warrants and jurisdictions, the investigation never gets off the ground.

      You are correct about motivation, political and otherwise. If you have a high profile case, the State Department will try very hard to get through to the right people, even if it takes months. With a high profile case elected judges will approve warrants where they would otherwise not do so - because they can't afford to be connected with a high profile failure.

      In short, don't blame the computer forensic professionals working for the police. It isn't their fault their hands are tied. But things aren't going to get any better until we seriously untie their hands and conduct investigations into this sort of stuff.

    3. Re:Bank Armed Robbery vs. Electronic robbery by cenc · · Score: 1

      No, I totally don't blame the poor computer forensics guys. They remind me of the old movies with the loan sheriff with no backup taking on the outlaw gangs. They are doing the best they can in the lawless wild west.

      The number one thing that kills all the international and perhaps national computer forensics cases is time. If you wait even a day, let alone the weeks or a months it would take to go through proper channels the evidence is at best corrupted if not outright destroyed (e.g. server logs get overwritten, disks get formatted). The chain of custody becomes increasingly more suspect as time goes by, and thus easier to challenge in court even if it is not destroyed.

  28. at my bank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    someone was stealing other people's food out of the refrigerator. they decided that the thief was 'just hungry' and we should all chill out.

    but they wont give health insurance to the janitor.

    the guy that runs the technical division has no degree and people are 'proud' of this, like Palin proud.

  29. All fractional reserve banking is fraud by 1s44c · · Score: 3, Informative

    This headline is missing the point that all banks commit theft, that's what keeps them in business and pays for their excessive bonuses.

    Anyone that thinks otherwise doesn't understand fractional reserve banking.

    Until we have money that is based on some real commodity money has no inherent value, it's just a points system ungrounded in reality.

    1. Re:All fractional reserve banking is fraud by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      What real commodity has stable inherent value? Don't give me gold (or any other "precious" metal), most of the value of gold is because people think it has that value.

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      The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
    2. Re:All fractional reserve banking is fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some bankers actually do something with their "excessive bonuses".

      http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1894410_1894289_1894266,00.html

      [Disclaimer: I work there]

    3. Re:All fractional reserve banking is fraud by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      Absolutely true, and as soon as more people realize this, the United States can hopefully put an end to the corrupt Federal Reserve system....

      Regardless, the "inherent value" of money, I think, ultimately lies in people's faith in it as a symbol of their labor. There are plenty of good reasons why the US probably shouldn't have eliminated the "gold standard" (or at least backed the currency with something stable and of universally recognized value) ... but the fact I can't convert my $100 into $100 worth of gold, taken out of storage from some federal facility, on demand, doesn't automatically make my currency seem "worthless" to me.

      What DOES make it more and more worthless is the artificial inflation created by the Fed printing more and more of it out of thin air, to cover debts they can't afford to repay otherwise.

    4. Re:All fractional reserve banking is fraud by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

      There is nothing wrong with the FED printing money. Money as a symbol of labor is not a bad system. What is wrong with the Fed is its ability to adjust interest rates, not to print money. As population grows and wealth increases more money needs to be printed. The value of money is based on how it barters against other goods, including foreign currencies. The FEDs role as a lender of last resort is where the FED is corrupt. Setting the interest rate to an absurdly low rate is where the FED is corrupt.

    5. Re:All fractional reserve banking is fraud by toddestan · · Score: 1

      How about metals like copper, nickel, zinc, and tin? They all have practical uses, which is how they derive their value.

    6. Re:All fractional reserve banking is fraud by Idarubicin · · Score: 1

      Until we have money that is based on some real commodity money has no inherent value, it's just a points system ungrounded in reality.

      How is it that there are so many people on a website populated by programmers and gamers (electronic and other) and readers of science fiction who can't wrap their heads around fiat currency?

      There aren't any commodities that are present in adequate supply to back the currencies of the world's economies. Further, moving all those valuable commodities into storage deprives the economies of their use. Finally, it's not like the traditional backing commodities (I'm looking at you, gold) have shown any sort of sensible and consistent pattern or behaviour in their prices. It makes no obvious sense tie the value of a particular country's currency to the vagaries of one or more commodity prices.

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  30. where do you live by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    at my bank being a teller is one of the nightmarish s*** jobs with people screaming at you all day for no reason. the pay sucks too.

  31. whose going to watch you chief wiggums by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with all your logging, report analyzing, etc... who is going to watch ---your--- shifty ass? after all, you are the one who seems overly obsessed wit the human capacity for fraud.

  32. be positive ! by Atreide · · Score: 2, Funny

    "72% of Banks Say Their Employees Committed Fraud"

    is much better than

    "Banks Say 72% of Their Employees Committed Fraud"

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    1. Re:be positive ! by selven · · Score: 1

      "Banks Say Their Employees Committed 72% of Fraud" was the original.

  33. 72 per cent vs. most by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "[...] 72 percent of financial institutions say that in the last 12 months they have experienced a case of data theft [...]. Meanwhile, most banks [...] remain in denial, says a former Wachovia Bank executive"

    With such math from a bank executive who needs fraud?

    1. Re:72 per cent vs. most by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      With such math from a bank executive who needs fraud?

      The bank executive's math is fine, he just used bold differently.

      "[...] 72 percent of financial institutions say that in the last 12 months they have experienced a case of data theft [...]. Meanwhile, most banks [...] remain in denial, says a former Wachovia Bank executive"

  34. My Personal Experience by solanum · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A VERY close relative of mine works in compliance in the finance industry. He worked for a credit card company that was going under and cooking the books. He told the truth in his report to the regulators but nothing happens very quickly. The company was then taken over by ex-management of another credit card company who quickly discovered the real situation.

    Now they could have used him to help them sort things out, but instead of that they started cooking the books themselves, realised he knew too much and made him redundant. He fought it as unfair dismissal but didn't get very far, he had a case but would have ended up costing as much as he would get.

    The irony is that he now works in compliance at the company where the new management of his previous company had escaped from, where part of his job is uncovering what the previous lot were up to.

    My take on all this is that the financial services industry is rotten from one end to the other.

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  35. so the solution is ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Better security to prevent this, a bank should have more than enough records to be able to work out who had access to what and when, then more firing of fraudsters, that leaves lots of new jobs open for other people, at some point after a turn around period it will have more honest people in and things will slow down. Sure the 1 out 1 in nature of it wouldn't help the unemployment figures, but sod those that deserved to get fired.

  36. The financial fraud was deliberate. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    "You'd think the banks would have been smart enough not to buy their own BS and not own those MBS's themselves..."

    Those who were making millions of dollars a year did not care if buying trashy securities would eventually bankrupt their banks. First, they didn't care about the company for which they worked, only about themselves.

    Second, they often talked of "moral hazard" and laughed about it. They knew the U.S. taxpayer would pay for their damage.

    The recent financial fraud was only a continuation of the Savings and Loan kind of fraud. Both were deliberate schemes.

  37. yes, it was fraud ... by Moody's, S&P, and Fit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/27/magazine/27Credit-t.html
    We're not even talking money laundering-style "willful blindness"-class fraud, either.

  38. Here's how to protect your banking assets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If you really believe that the government will falter to such a degree that it will not be able to honor its FDIC obligations, I suggest you remove your funds from your bank, and put them into food storage, ammunition and firearms, and other dystopian future necessities."

    Last I heard, there were about $13 Trillion deposits in the 8,500 banks in the U.S., and IIRC, about $4-5 Trillion was covered by the FDIC. That's probably higher now, what with the $250,000 limit through the end of the year, and the unlimited business account coverage through December.

    Where exactly can the U.S. get $5 Trillion? The bond markets have been rejecting the massive amounts of Treasuries since last summer, which led the Fed to start buying it's own bonds (Quantitative Easing, which you may have heard of).

    The FDIC and Feds simply don't have the funds to cover the entire banking system. Not without destroying the economy.

    There are ways of protecting your cash and minimizing your risks of bank failures. For one thing, start relying on a safe bank rather than put your faith into BofA, Citi, Goldman and the other crooks who have already swindled your children out of a good deal of their future revenue.

    The easiest way to find a safe bank is by looking for one with a low Troubled Asset Ratio (TAR). You can do this here:
    banktracker

    There are other ways, but this is the best starting point.

    Look for a TAR of under the national median. If your TAR value is over 30, get out of there quickly, as it can jump fast. And the FDIC has been closing down banks with a TAR's of 50 or more.

    Keep in mind that even these numbers can be manipulated. The top 5 big banks have TAR's of just over the national median, but this is starting to crack. BofA jumped from about 14 to 27 with the latest numbers.

    And to put this in perspective, I recently did a search for banks in Silicon Valley with a low TAR ratio, under the national median. I found exactly 4.

    One had stopped taking deposits, and the other is for business accounts only.

    Oh, and the Credit Unions are generally in even worse shape.

    1. Re:Here's how to protect your banking assets by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      If the US Government REALLY needed $5 trillion dollars, it would just issue bonds, or if necessary print the currency. Sure, it might not get 3% interest rates, but it could borrow the money if it had to. A $100 dollar bill probably costs a few cents to print, so that is always an option as well. Sure, it would cause inflation, but the total amount of cash in the economy is just a drop in the total GDP.

      Sure, if I were in charge I'd be doing things a little differently. I'd probably bail out the banks, but when bailing out a bank I'd also do the following:

      1. Government assumes ownership of bank. Existing owners/shareholders are paid for any assets the bank held after deducting the estimated costs to clean up. Most likely the shareholders won't get a dime.
      2. Executives at the bank are generally imprisoned and fined. That includes recent past executives (last few years) who had anything to do with the mess. The Board of Directors (and recent board-members) are also potentially punished. There has to be deterrance so that other banks have incentive to clean up their acts.
      3. Government cleans house, stabilizes the bank, and sells it off somehow.

      The solution to fraud isn't to give those who perpetuated it more money...

    2. Re:Here's how to protect your banking assets by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      If the FDIC needs to pay out more than half of the funds insured by it, I don't care what you have your money in, if you can't grow your own food you are in for a world of hurt.

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    3. Re:Here's how to protect your banking assets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really have absolutely no idea of what you're talking about, do you? In this market, that's dangerous.

      There's a concept called a failed auction. These happen now all too frequently, when investors don't show up to buy bonds.

      Check out what happened to the Feds' record bond auctions last summer. After a couple showed signs of failing, the Fed had their primary dealers buy up the bonds, from which the Fed quietly bought them back again.

      The bond markets have always eaten Central Bankers for lunch when they want to. The U.S. is no exception.

      So there goes your theory that the Fed can always just issue bonds.

      As far as "printing money" goes, the $5 Trillion necessary is a significant chunk of GDP.

      Guess what the effect of $30 per gallon for gasoline would do to the economy?

      Please get a slight clue of what your talking about if you want to survive this economic crisis.

    4. Re:Here's how to protect your banking assets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. I would also add that you should have enough food in storage to get you by.

      And a means of keeping that, and yourself, safe.

      But in a deflationary environment, cash is king and it will get you quite a ways. Argentina is an excellent example of what we're looking at, minus the impact of global warming.

    5. Re:Here's how to protect your banking assets by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      You really have absolutely no idea of what you're talking about, do you? In this market, that's dangerous.

      Actually, I did understand everything you wrote - I just happen to disagree.

      As far as "printing money" goes, the $5 Trillion necessary is a significant chunk of GDP.
      Guess what the effect of $30 per gallon for gasoline would do to the economy?

      Probably not a whole lot when minimum wage is $500/hr. Nothing really changes except the number of zeros on price tags and salaries. It isn't like the change would happen overnight - since not every bank would fail overnight. In fact, there really aren't any indications that they're suddenly all going to go completely insolvent with not even a dime to back up their deposits. Even so, I'm all for increasing the amount of reserves to reign things in a bit.

      Please get a slight clue of what your talking about if you want to survive this economic crisis.

      I'm not sure what exactly I have to be worried about. My primary asset is my ability to work, and that isn't affected at all by government policy (unless they start breaking kneecaps). Sure, maybe the amount of times I can eat out in a month might change, but I doubt that my very "survival" is at stake. I'm sure I could figure out how to fix farm equipment somewhere to earn my room and board if the whole country collapses.

      I don't see any risk of hyperinflation. The only people who really have anything to worry about are those nearing retirement or with tons of cash in the bank.

    6. Re:Here's how to protect your banking assets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, if you did understand this you'd have realized how silly it was to make the claim that the Fed can always just issue bonds. It can't. There are limits.

      I'm sure you're convinced that you do understand. But I disagree with that conviction.

      Your understanding is also quite flawed when you dismiss inflation by claiming that wages will raise. Wages don't simply do that when you have massive unemployment and global wage arbitrage.

      But look closer to your own food supply. By the most conservative estimate that I've heard, 9/10ths of every calorie you eat comes from oil.

      That assumes you can even get it. You might want to check out what happened with the Baltic Dry Index late last year, and the supply chain disruption. That's what happens when credit disappears, and last years' credit interruptions were minor compared to some of the stuff which is now starting to happen.

    7. Re:Here's how to protect your banking assets by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, if you did understand this you'd have realized how silly it was to make the claim that the Fed can always just issue bonds. It can't. There are limits.

      Well, in practice yes. However, I'm not convinced that we're facing them anytime soon. It just comes down to how much interest you're willing to offer. If Uncle Sam offered to pay $2M next week for a $1M bond today, lots of people would be happy to buy it.

      Your understanding is also quite flawed when you dismiss inflation by claiming that wages will raise. Wages don't simply do that when you have massive unemployment and global wage arbitrage.

      When you're talking about essentials for survival (food/clothing/shelter/medicine), there really isn't that much arbitrage. If you need a doctor it doesn't help you that the ones 5000 miles away are paid less. If you need food it doesn't help that people who live in some area devoid of farmland 5000 miles away would be willing to work crops cheaper. And, if necessary I'm sure the government would institute trade restrictions if necessary.

      Plus, you're neglecting the fact that any economic meltdown that actually bankrupted the US treasury would almost certainly leave every other country on the planet in very dire straits. It isn't like the Ethiopians are suddenly going to be able to buy our homes for pennies on the dollar, and even if they did it isn't like any Sheriffs are going to actually evict people.

      Most of this stuff is super-hypothetical. Nobody would let it get that far. You'd see imposition of martial law and a command economy before you'd just see everybody sit down and accept that they're going to starve to death.

      As far as oil goes - sure, I'm all for reducing dependence on oil. However, I don't think that it is suddenly going to disappear. You'd see a nuclear war before you'd see starvation on account of insufficient fuel to manufacture fertilizer.

  39. the other 28% lied by amoeba1911 · · Score: 1

    Because fractional reserve banking itself is fraud, not much different than counterfeiting: it hurts us all and puts the profits in the hands of a few.

    At some point in time someone somewhere said: "Gee, I wish I could lend out money I don't have and collect interest on money I don't have." and fractional reserve banking was born. It's all one big fraud.

    1. Re:the other 28% lied by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Fractional reserve banking is not fraud. See my other responses here for further information and suitable insults.

  40. Relax it's as bad as it sounds.. by tetrisornot · · Score: 1

    As a Sys Admin at a community bank I can tell you a few things that are setup to supposedly prevent this. All banks that are insured by the FDIC have to be audited by state and federal auditors on a year to year rotation. Most of the procedures they follow look like they were written in the early 90's. They are very trusting and data can easily be forged and turned in. Most of these auditors seem to have little to no education in Computer Science or related fields, especially in security. They tell me that all open source software is prohibited as it is not secure, but that is a cover up for their inability to regulate it or create procedures to audit it. Our last audit consisted of 1 day of asking about 20 questions, they said that IT is on the bottom of the list this year as they are focusing more on loans and lending practices. Sometimes I worry a little about banks with lesser educated staff and how prone they are to internal and external attacks.

  41. FDIC and the concept of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If i am not mistaken recently FDIC announced that it has nowhere near the amount of money needed to meet its obligations, bacause situation in the bank sector is in much worse shape than they predicted - we are talking about tens or even hundreds of billions. What it means?

    This only matters if people try to take out all of their money from banks in cash. As long as people just leave things where they are, money is in this day and age is only bits in a computer.

    If one bank is shut down, their "assets" can be transferred to another, and your bank account will still be fine as the computer says it still has the same amount.

    It's an imaginary / psychological concept that pieces of paper and little coins have the value that they do. There is nothing intrinsic in them--and there is nothing intrinsic in gold either. I would argue that only things like food and clean water are inherit value to a human being. Everything else is a Jedi mind trick you play on yourself.

  42. Isn't that their business by Gim+Tom · · Score: 1

    I thought the MAIN business of Banks was to defraud their customers. So why isn't this 100%?

  43. Gold fools by TheLink · · Score: 1

    > if only they were redeemable in gold and silver as once US constitution stated...

    1) Gold will not solve the problems. It does not address any of the real problems.

    Can all you idiots stop thinking gold is going to somehow magically avoid those problems, there's no magic in gold. The financial problem was caused by poor/bad regulation. Heck the US federal reserve still refuses to answer good questions about where some trillions of money went. Go google for "federal reserve trillions". There's also cheating and bad regulation in the stock markets - a privileged bunch get to see stuff 30 milliseconds before the others - see http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/24/business/24trading.html

    Basing your currency on gold will not save you when there's poor regulation and corrupt people in high places. Just because the currency was backed by gold would not have stopped people from bundling risky loans into a High-Grade Structured Credit Strategies Enhanced Leverage Master Fund and selling it to old ladies who have a different understanding of what "High Grade" and "Enhanced" mean.

    I know a guy who does some finance stuff, and he says he's not providing liquidity or any of the bullshit finance people spout to justify their existence. He says he's just transferring money from the stupid to the smart (him). He says at least he is honest about it - to a few of us at least ;).

    They used gold back then and the serfs still got screwed by the barons, and economies still went bust. Looks like the current batch of serfs are still too stupid to understand what is going on. And "barons" like my friend will just have you all as snacks.

    2) Gold is too useful to use as currency.

    Yes it is rare, and that is the big problem. If all the countries in the world started using gold as a currency, it would be too expensive to use for some stuff where it is really useful (or it would make things more expensive without good reason).

    Think about it. How much gold is there to go around for the 6 billion people in the world?

    Estimates of the total amount of gold available (that is already produced in reasonable purity) in the world range from to 161,000 tons to 311,000 tons. That roughly works out to about 25g to 50g of gold for each person in the world. Or 5 to 9 trillion US dollars (assuming USD1035 per troy ounce). Yearly production is only about 260 milligrams per person.

    At current prices that's like saying everyone in the world has USD830 to USD1700 on average. And worse every year they only gain USD9 in net worth. But there's a lot more money, _goods_ and services out there so if you base your currency on gold, it means that 50g of gold will end up costing a lot more, more so if the world population continues to increase, or people are productive in other ways ;).

    Then gold will end up more expensive to use for a lot of useful things we are currently using it for, and maybe even too expensive in some cases. And for what benefit?

    So it's a stupid idea ok? Except for those who have bought a lot of gold when it was cheaper and are trying to push the prices up.

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    1. Re:Gold fools by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Oh, that's not the bad thing of switching to gold.

      The money supply is supposed to match the economy. Economists don't agree on much, but that's one area where they they don't differ at all. You need roughly the same amount of money chasing each transaction.

      When the economy grows and the money supply doesn't, you get deflation. Vis versa, you get inflation.

      And the economy is always going to grow on average. Simply because there are more actual people each year who work and purchase stuff.

      Hence, with an essentially fixed currency like gold, we'd suffer deflation, unless something went horribly wrong with the world population.

      Now, deflation doesn't sound as bad as inflation, but that's because no one here remembers any instances of it, and it's very easy to avoid with a variable money supply. When the Fed prints slightly more money than need, causing inflation, they're doing it to avoid the worse problem of deflation.

      Yes, all your savings go up in value faster, but the economy sorta breaks, as everyone constantly puts off actually spending any money. Not because they are scared they might need it later, like in a recession caused be shrinking economy, but because they know it will be worth more next week.

      This will cause a real recession as hoarding continues. But it's not really a 'recession', it's more an 'economic contraction'. With deflation, the economy will match the money supply, like it or not.

      The people starving to death because the economy couldn't expand to feed them probably won't like it.

      You know what a fun question to ask gold standard supporters is? How much the money supply grew under the gold standard, from the start of this country until we switched from it?

      Most of them will either assume it grew randomly, or not at all, and be totally ignorant of the fact it mostly matched the economy, and when it was oversupplied, we had inflation until the economy matched did, and when it was undersupplied the reverse happened.

      We finally decided to stop letting some totally random variable, the gold supply, dictate the size of the economy!

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      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
    2. Re:Gold fools by TheLink · · Score: 1

      I think I covered that in 2).

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    3. Re:Gold fools by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      I know what you're saying, and you're entirely right, I was just trying to dumb it down for gold fools who have no damn idea how the money supply actually works, or why we have inflation, and that it's a feature, not a bug.

      Most people really don't understand that the size of the economy and the amount of 'money' in the economy will become the same. Too much money vs. the economy, money becomes worth less to match. Too little, money becomes worth more to match.

      I think that is simple enough and logical enough that I can beat it into people's head.

      And then they'll realize that, fix the currency to a set value, and actually accomplish that, and you'd lock the economy in place also.

      Although, as you point out, if we switch to gold, we'd just inflate gold instead, so that wouldn't actually happen. However, gold fools seem to be under the impression that gold currency somehow is not subject to inflation.

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      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
  44. It's not stealing... it's "bonuses"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  46. Credit Card by strangeattraction · · Score: 1

    This weekend there was an article in the travel section of NYT about how US credit cards are being denigned in Europe because we don't use Smart Card with pins to prevent fraud. The US credit card rep said it was because fraud was not such an issue in the US. HaHa. They are also in denial about that also or they just don't want to admit it.

    1. Re:Credit Card by Stevecrox · · Score: 1

      In the UK Banks won't insure amounts paid through the swipe card method, only chip and pin is protected. The result is pretty much everywhere will refuse to swipe your card even though every chip and pin device has a a swiping slot.

      I used to work in a Woolworths (long before they went bankrupt) and the reason the chain refused to take American Express was because the card system they used was less secure and it was a lot easier for fraud to happen.

      Chip and pin rocks.

  47. PCI & Thieves by gcatullus · · Score: 1

    These are the same banks that are feasting on usurious interchange rates that all merchants pay to let their customers use credit cards. These are the same banks that want to foist off all responsibility for securing their credit cards onto the people least equipped, i.e. the card holders and the merchants, by inventing PCI security standards. Yeah, this makes sense, 72% of the banks have insider fraud, but as they tell us the biggest security flaw is at the merchants location.

  48. After you do that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you have to stockpile, choose guns, ammo, canned goods, medicine, and a water filtration system, in that order. Because with enough of the first two you can always find a way to convince your neighbor to help with the rest.

    You have limited supply of canned goods, medicine and water and a neighbor that hates you... You better hope you never fall asleep. ;)

    I, for one, will pack much more of the other things. Then I will share them with my neighbor willingly before he threatens me. Then I also have a friend with a gun and he can make enemies of whoever else he wishes... And if I - for some reason - don't like the situation (when canned good run low enough)... I can just wait for him to fall asleep. :)

    1. Re:After you do that by corbettw · · Score: 1

      You have limited supply of canned goods, medicine and water and a neighbor that hates you

      If things are actually that desperate, then you'd have the food, water, and medicine, and no neighbor.

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      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
  49. I talked with the top manager of IT. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    At one of the banks, I talked with the top manager of IT. The work would benefit the banks. I got the impression that there weren't many people under him who did anything more than repair computers and routine updates.

    1. Re:I talked with the top manager of IT. by Cederic · · Score: 1

      So who implemented the banking systems? Who integrates the bank with the ATM network, the various payment schemes, the financial markets, the regulators, the central bank? Who looks after the HR system, the payroll system, the general ledger, the email systems and the intranet? Who configures and deploys the desktop software? Who configures the telephone system, the CTI, ACD and IVR, the call centre CRM system and the branch teller system? When the business need any of the above to change, who do they engage to determine the cost of change, do the design, build, test and implement it?

      Most of that can be outsourced, but I've yet to see a business that has outsourced anywhere near 100% of it. Especially in financial services.

  50. Are banks different in the U.K.? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    Maybe conditions are different in the U.K.?

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