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Eolas To Sue Apple, Google, and 21 Others

vinodis and several other readers sent along the news that Eolas is suing 23 companies including Apple and Google for patent infringement. The company won $585M from Microsoft in a drawn-out, 9-year battle that the companies settled in 2007; in the course of it the USPTO upheld the "906" patent several times. Now, Eolas is also in possession of a newly-issued patent that they claim covers the use of any browser plugin with AJAX. Let's see how far this lawsuit gets before the Supreme Court plays its wildcard in the Bilski case, which we have been discussing for a while now.

252 comments

  1. Do not feed trolls! by Mishotaki · · Score: 1

    It seems some judges forget to obey the internet rules...

    1. Re:Do not feed trolls! by Bazman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Rule 34 on the judges? No thanks.

    2. Re:Do not feed trolls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All I want to say to these guys is:

      "Good luck with that you fucking douchebags! Hope your asses get raped by rabid bears!"

    3. Re:Do not feed trolls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tits or GTFO?

    4. Re:Do not feed trolls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      biggies are gonna win

      http://www.techgiraffe.com/2009/10/07/eolas-sues-apple-and-other-biggies/

  2. Dear, Microsoft by just+someone · · Score: 1, Funny

    Indemnity, please.

    1. Re:Dear, Microsoft by MarkLR · · Score: 1

      Maybe if you use IE and Silverlight on a Windows PC. Flash on Chrome in a Linux machine is going cost you!

    2. Re:Dear, Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flash on Chrome in a Linux machine is going cost you!
      Not likely. THey are suing large companies with DEEP pockets.

  3. Can someone please explain? by dingen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What the hell does this mean?

    a newly issued patent that they claim covers the use of any browser plugin with AJAX

    What do plugins and AJAX have to do with each other? Are they saying you can't build a browser that supports AJAX? I don't understand what the patent is for.

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    1. Re:Can someone please explain? by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 5, Funny

      It means that, once again, the USPTO's employee drug-testing policy has failed us all.

    2. Re:Can someone please explain? by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      The case against MS was even more tenuous yet it seemed to have no trouble getting through the courts.

    3. Re:Can someone please explain? by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      Just the opposite. If you're high, you're going to read their patent app, chuckle, grab a handful of cheetoes, and throw it in a box never to be seen from again.

    4. Re:Can someone please explain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well Gears is the only thing i can think of being AJAX + Plugin related.
      And even that is a far stretch.

      Also, going by the patent, doesn't ActiveX pre-date it?
      2002 was the patent date, anyone know when ActiveX was capable of XHR?

    5. Re:Can someone please explain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So wait, are they suing much older companies for 10 years old stuff on a new patent? Is it like, begging for death or something

    6. Re:Can someone please explain? by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      This company's earlier suit against MSFT alleged that ActiveX was the part of IE that infringed on this patent. So I don't believe it does.

    7. Re:Can someone please explain? by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      It means that, once again, the USPTO's employee drug-testing policy has failed us all.

      Just the opposite. If you're high, you're going to read their patent app, chuckle, grab a handful of cheetoes, and throw it in a box never to be seen from again.

      You explain why the drug testing policy failed, if it hadn't been for testing patent applications wouldn't of been rubber stamped.

      Falcon

  4. And then by El+Lobo · · Score: 3, Insightful
    ...people still scream in joy in this place whenever MS gets sued by some patent troll.... without knowing that this only leads to:

    1- Other will be sued if they succeed.

    2- MS, Abble and others will get more and more defensive patents..

    So here we go...

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    1. Re:And then by amicusNYCL · · Score: 3, Funny

      Dude, seriously? "Abble?"

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    2. Re:And then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people still scream in joy in this place whenever MS gets sued by some patent troll.

      Link, please. I think you're making that up, and just about everyone defended Microsoft.

    3. Re:And then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as I can tell, El Lobo is essentially twitter's anti-Apple counterpart.

    4. Re:And then by tsm_sf · · Score: 4, Funny

      Lay off him, man. Would you make fun of someone with a speech impediment? A typing impediment is much worse.

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    5. Re:And then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you kidding? At least 50% of posters here were too dumb to understand this patent also affected their favorite browser.

      (And that's excluding all the cave-dwelling primitives that want to roll all technology back to some pristine early-90s state when web pages weren't interactive.)

    6. Re:And then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think they meant VbblG

    7. Re:And then by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Ahh, don't be douche. Some of us have a hard time choosing between a patent troll and Microsoft. In this case, I'd have to side with MS.

      Let's all pray to which ever holy or unholy gods we might worship or curse that SCOTUS simply shoots down software patents, and solves this whole problem. Then, we can all pray that SCOTUS gets some copyright cases soon, and establishes once and for all that copyrights are good for ~15 years - give us a good, firm number that is going to stand from now on. No more of this "life +". Renewals might be possible, but they are freaking EXPENSIVE, doubling in price with each renewal.

      Or, you can just worship the God of Capitalism, and pray that SCOTUS rules against civilization.

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    8. Re:And then by thejynxed · · Score: 1

      In quite a few cases, those pages were better than the tripe forced on us now.

      Usability > Useless browser-bogging affects from addons like Flash.

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    9. Re:And then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's to annoy the fanbois. - no even going to honor those scums by spelling fanboi correctly

      I personally find it preposterous for Apple's logo (ewwww) to be shown alongside that of Google (our king, the victorious).

    10. Re:And then by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      2- MS, Abble and others will get more and more defensive patents..

      Personally, I hope that some day this will lead to MS, Apple and other folks bribing someone in the govt. so they actually do something about the issue of stupid software patents. Or patents in general, for that matter.

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    11. Re:And then by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      ...people still scream in joy in this place whenever MS gets sued by some patent troll....

      Oh, really? Back when the Eolas case against MS was being discussed on slashdot I don't recall anybody supporting Eolas though a number supported MS.

      Falcon

    12. Re:And then by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Oh hell yeah I would! For the good of whole humanity, I don't foster retards. I handle them like everyone else. If they fail, they shall feel it.

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  5. technology judges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There needs to be special judges just for technology cases. The existing judges are completely out of their realm when it comes to technology patent judgements. I hate that some 80 year old judge who has never used a computer in his/her life has any kind of say-so technology patents. These judges can probably barely grasp how to turn a computer on let alone make a ruling on anything that has to do with them.

    1. Re:technology judges by mysidia · · Score: 1

      I say the problem is the infamous Eastern district of Texas, where this (and seemingly just about every other software patent lawsuit) apparently seems to have been filed.

      Do they put something in the water over there that causes judges to be more willing to hear ridiculous patent suits and rule towards infringement?

  6. !eulas by snl2587 · · Score: 4, Funny

    For a second I read that as "EULAs To Sue Apple, Google, and 21 Others"...oh, the irony.

    1. Re:!eulas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I read it as Legolas To Sue Apple, Google and 21 Others :\

  7. Everybody's thinking it, I'm just saying it by SilverHatHacker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think we've hit the breaking point for software patents. The i4i suit was the first real big patent case I can remember (disclaimer, I have a short memory), especially due to the number of people affected - not just users, but retailers like Dell (according to them). This one ought to make everyone say "enough is enough".

    [/fingers_crossed]

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    1. Re:Everybody's thinking it, I'm just saying it by girlintraining · · Score: 0

      This one ought to make everyone say "enough is enough".

      As long as the licensing costs are less than the litigation costs, I don't think anyone's going to say that.

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    2. Re:Everybody's thinking it, I'm just saying it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The i4i case was MS being naughty. They contracted a job to them, but used the product in a way not allowed. They weren't patent trolls.

    3. Re:Everybody's thinking it, I'm just saying it by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      The question is: Will it be enough?

      There is a whole system in front of us that basically don't get it. They think software engineering is much like regular engineering, and this idea has to vanish before we can get anywhere. And you know how good are computer scientists at communicating with others.... So getting the message to them might prove to be a slow process.

      I am afraid we're not there yet...

    4. Re:Everybody's thinking it, I'm just saying it by MrMista_B · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah, 'cept with the i4i case, they actually /did/ have a patient, and Microsoft actually /did/ break the law and steal their code after working with them. They weren't actually patent trolls, though Microsoft did a great job painting them that way.

    5. Re:Everybody's thinking it, I'm just saying it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      They patented one of the most obvious uses of XML, if not the most obvious use.

      That is patent trolling.

    6. Re:Everybody's thinking it, I'm just saying it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      and for the McDonald's coffee lawsuit, the lady really did have a legitimate case, but it's the one everybody "remembers" as bullshit.

    7. Re:Everybody's thinking it, I'm just saying it by sn00ker · · Score: 1
      No, it's not. Patent trolling is where your business model is entirely predicated on patenting the bleeding obvious and then suing companies that infringe your over-broad patent. The i4i case at least involved a company that had a relationship with MS and felt that their patent was being abused. They worked with MS, to develop a product, and then MS shafted them. That's totally inconsistent with the modus operandi of patent trolls.

      Should the patent have been granted? No, probably not. But it was, and it wasn't applied for just so that the applicant could go and sue other companies.

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    8. Re:Everybody's thinking it, I'm just saying it by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      They did the same to EOLAS.

    9. Re:Everybody's thinking it, I'm just saying it by sjames · · Score: 1

      The litigation costs are a problem in and of themselves. Only large companies can afford the process of litigation at all. In many cases, only large companies can afford to meet patent licensing terms.

    10. Re:Everybody's thinking it, I'm just saying it by imsabbel · · Score: 0, Troll

      Actually, she did not.
      And lots of fat, lazy and suehappy americans try to rationalize it later on.
      Coffee is SUPPOSED to be boiling hot. Try to get a real on at some point

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  8. Fuck Eolas by maharb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is the type of scum of the earth shit that ruins productivity, innovation, and increases costs for every other consumer. Everyone wants to throw CEO's in jail yet these douche bags don't do ANYTHING productive for society. At least CEO's try and make their companies profitable(by providing services to consumers), even if it is just to cash in stock options.

    Talk about the ultimate drain on society being upheld by the government... we need to vote against the judges and politicians that allow this to happen under their watch. GET OUT AND VOTE AGAINST THIS!! It will lower the cost of doing business and consequently the cost of goods and services. It will make these lawyers get out of the legal system for frivolous shit and back to doing something productive for society.

    1. Re:Fuck Eolas by dingen · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Eolas is not the bad guy here, they're just doing what is legally possible. You can't condemn a company for following the law, just because it seems wrong.

      The problem obviously is the patent law. I have no idea if the US is willing to change that, but if they do, it will be the end of shit like Eolas is pulling right now as well.

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    2. Re:Fuck Eolas by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, they are the bad guy. The laws suck, and the guys using the laws to hold the software world hostage to moronic demands are bad guys.

      What I'm finally waiting for is the other shoe to drop and guys like Microsoft to finally admit that software patents are just plain bad. The industry is becoming increasingly hostile to new development.

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    3. Re:Fuck Eolas by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Eolas is not the bad guy here, they're just doing what is legally possible. You can't condemn a company for following the law, just because it seems wrong.

      Morality is not defined by law.

    4. Re:Fuck Eolas by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      The industry has been hostile to new development for years. Eolas MAY end up being the best guys possible. The reason is that they will get the patent laws looked at for what they are: INSANE. All that is needed is for more of the companies to hit Senators, Congressmen AND Obama, and then MAYBE, just MAYBE, we can get a sane solution.

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    5. Re:Fuck Eolas by maharb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Heard of ethics? Usually ethics is subjective but this case... not so much. You are not required to file suits against companies... so it was a conscious decision in pursuit of money. They are trying to defend a patent that is about the equal of patenting 'land' and saying anyone that uses 'land' is violating their patent. Clearly this patent is bullshit and clearly trying to defend a patent that you know is bullshit it unethical and possibly illegal depending on the degree of Eolas "knowing" the patent is bullshit (which they obviously do).

      I am sorry your moral compass is so fucked you can't seem to see the issues here. You can't rely on the government to do everything for you... there and many things in the world that are not illegal but are quite harmful to society. Just because it is 'legal' to file this suit doesn't mean it is right. And there is still question to the legality under this clause:

      "In the United States, Rule 11 of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure and similar state rules require that an attorney perform a due diligence investigation concerning the factual basis for any claim or defense."

      If the patent is blatantly illegitimate and is easy to prove it should be invalid then the lawyers are actually breaking the law.

    6. Re:Fuck Eolas by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      Morality is not defined by law.

      And corporate charters are not generally defined by morality. That is why the laws exist.

      Mal-2

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    7. Re:Fuck Eolas by knarf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Eolas is not the bad guy here, they're just doing what is legally possible. You can't condemn a company for following the law, just because it seems wrong.

      Slave owners were not the bad guys, they were just doing what was legally possible...

      ...

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    8. Re:Fuck Eolas by sofar · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Microsoft did admit it. In an internal memo Bill Gates wrote in 1991:

      "If people had understood how patents would be granted when most of today's ideas were invented and had taken out patents, the industry would be at a complete standstill today."

    9. Re:Fuck Eolas by jfengel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Morality is not defined by law.

      Nope. But you can generally assume that if something is legal, and profitable, somebody will do it. That's why you have to fix the law. If your only argument is "But it's immoral!", sooner or later you'll find somebody who says, "So what?"

      Today, that's Eolas. And yeah, it makes them bad guys. But you can't fix the problem by removing the bad guys; other equally bad guys will pop up. You have to fix the law so that it's no longer profitable to break it.

    10. Re:Fuck Eolas by CorporateSuit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Eolas is not the bad guy here, they're just doing what is legally possible. You can't condemn a company for following the law, just because it seems wrong.

      The problem obviously is the patent law. I have no idea if the US is willing to change that, but if they do, it will be the end of shit like Eolas is pulling right now as well.

      Law corrupters are worse than law breakers. It's their slimey, vile ilk that cause tax law to be unreadable, because "12% of your income" is too difficult a concept for them to be honest about. They ignore the part about "Congress shall have power ... to promote the progress of science and useful arts" and move directly to "securing for limited times to authors and inventors the exclusive right to their respective writings and discoveries" -- which this tripe didn't actually invent, they just thought it up!

      They are technological stumbling blocks and stiflers, looking to make a buck, not promote progress, off of the patent system. They should go to jail for extortion and theft of +$500m and so should the judge that awarded it, for conspiracy. A judge should look at the patent case, say "Your argument does not promote the progress of science and useful arts, therefore, by nature of my office and the oath I've sworn an oath to agree with the constitution, so therefore, I cannot allow this bullsh*t to stain an American courtroom" and throw the case out.

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    11. Re:Fuck Eolas by binary+paladin · · Score: 1

      Don't hold your breath. I can't think of a sane solution that's come out of the Federal Government in my lifetime. I have seen so-called "solutions" but sane is simply not the word I would use.

    12. Re:Fuck Eolas by dingen · · Score: 1

      You can't blame people for making money within the boundaries of the law. If this leads to undesirable results, the law is broken and needs to be fixed, simple as that. People will then stop their undesirable acts, either by themselves or by force. Blaming this situation on Eolas is putting things really way, way too simplistic.

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    13. Re:Fuck Eolas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eolas is not the bad guy here, they're just doing what is legally possible.

      Those two things have nothing to do with each other.

      By your logic, it is a good thing to taser teenagers with broken backs because they won't stand up when you tell them to.
      After all, the good guys did it, and nothing illegal or wrong was deemed to have happened.

      By the same logic, you think only the good guys own slaves? After all, that was (and in some countries, *IS*) legal.

      You sick sick fuck you, thinking its good to violently attack and torture children that you buy and sell!!

    14. Re:Fuck Eolas by The+Outlander · · Score: 0

      There are lots of things that you can do that are legal, it doesn't mean you should. Doing things just because they are legal is what has brought us to this fucked up point in time where everyone screws everyone just so they can make enough money from the court case to pay the guy thats screwing them. Its fucking sick

    15. Re:Fuck Eolas by icebraining · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why should we decide? I blame he law *and* Eolas.

    16. Re:Fuck Eolas by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      You can't blame people for making money within the boundaries of the law. If this leads to undesirable results, the law is broken and needs to be fixed, simple as that. People will then stop their undesirable acts, either by themselves or by force. Blaming this situation on Eolas is putting things really way, way too simplistic.

      You can't legislate everything, all laws have unintended consequences and ambiguities which is why we still have people interpreting law in first place. The law may be bad but it definitely wasn't meant for this bull. "The letter killeth, but the spirit giveth life."

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    17. Re:Fuck Eolas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the law is already supposed to protect against spurious lawsuits and over-general or obvious inventions.
      And Eolas is a silly name, as I keep filling in consonants to get Legolas. And that fucking logo. Another one to add to the Atph@bet.

    18. Re:Fuck Eolas by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Are you a sociopath?

      Because that's what it sounds like. I can blame people for acting like shit regardless of the law.

    19. Re:Fuck Eolas by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      You can't condemn a company for following the law, just because it seems wrong.

      Wanna bet? Legal != ethical. I can give you a whole host of examples where something might be ethical but not legal and vice versa.

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    20. Re:Fuck Eolas by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      "You can't blame people for making money within the boundaries of the law. "

      Yes, I can and I do.

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    21. Re:Fuck Eolas by joocemann · · Score: 1

      Eolas is not the bad guy here, they're just doing what is legally possible. You can't condemn a company for following the law, just because it seems wrong.

      The problem obviously is the patent law. I have no idea if the US is willing to change that, but if they do, it will be the end of shit like Eolas is pulling right now as well.

      (/sarcasm on)
      Right, because law = morality. it's ok to be immoral so long as the law permits it, right?
      (/sarcasm off)

      People can do many wrong things to you, legally. If you can't imagine them (which seems to be the source of your ignorant support for what you've said), maybe they ought occur.

      Please use your brain; think about things a little more, that's all. I'm sure if you tried you could imagine how ridiculous it is to think that all things legal are OK.

    22. Re:Fuck Eolas by Nerdfest · · Score: 0

      That one can make up for the whole "64K oughta be enough" thing.

    23. Re:Fuck Eolas by element-o.p. · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That is a load of crap.

      If there is a loophole in a law that allows my hypothetical company to dump toxic waste into the municipal water supply -- but it saves my company money -- then I would ABSOLUTELY be to blame for taking a legal action that was clearly harmful to my community. Whether or not the law is broken, I have a moral imperative to act ethically. Certainly there are grey areas, where what you do might not be particularly nice, but isn't actively harmful (for example, your average political ad) but when you begin abusing the law for profit, you've stepped out of the grey and into the black.

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    24. Re:Fuck Eolas by Snarky+McButtface · · Score: 1

      To which slave owners are you referring? The Greeks? The Romans? Or are you referring to the slave owners in Europe and the Americas during the 18th and 19th centuries when people began to believe slavery was morally unacceptable?

    25. Re:Fuck Eolas by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      if something is legal, and profitable, somebody will do it

      You know... this really isn't that different from Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong."

      You do the math.

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    26. Re:Fuck Eolas by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      Tell that to me when your now-x-wife takes your kids and your all of your money.

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    27. Re:Fuck Eolas by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      The alleged amount is 640K, and he didn't say it. Hopefully someone can find a more reliable citation, but here's one from alt.folklore.computers that quotes Bloomberg Business News.
      http://groups.google.com/group/alt.folklore.computers/msg/99ce4b0555bf35f4

    28. Re:Fuck Eolas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Morality is not defined by law.

      Nope. But you can't fix the problem by removing the bad guys; other equally bad guys will pop up. You have to fix the law so that it's no longer profitable to break it.

      Or shoot enough of them pour encourager les autres

    29. Re:Fuck Eolas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is a really long .mp3 file around of Bill talking to a college class. Somewhere in the middle of that he explains how *he* designed the memory model of the PC and that the 640k limit he thought would be enough for the foreseeable future.

    30. Re:Fuck Eolas by mgblst · · Score: 1

      You don't need a loop hole. Companies do this all the time, they are allowed to dump a certain amount of toxic chemicals in rivers/lakes, have been able to for years, and have been doing it for years.

    31. Re:Fuck Eolas by dontmakemethink · · Score: 1

      Eolas is not the bad guy here, they're just doing what is legally possible. You can't condemn a company for following the law, just because it seems wrong.

      Morality is not defined by law.

      But corporations are. The whole point of corporations is that both shareholders and executive are insulated from certain liabilities that enable them to do things a private person legally could not. Add competition from other corporations, and they are invariably compelled to take advantage of this insulation and act immorally.

      I freaked out my philosophy prof in my junior year when I compared corporations to God. In short my conclusion was that corporations are law-based conceptual entities devoid of body or morality, and God is a morality-based conceptual entity devoid of body or law. We, as civilized humans, are bound by morality, law, and our corporeal nature. So if we free ourselves of both law and morality and live in total anarchy, we attain God-like freedom over ourselves and the physical world.

      I vote we start with the patent office.

      Disclaimer: I do not endorse anarchy, it's just a liberating subject to meditate upon.

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    32. Re:Fuck Eolas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the type of scum of the earth shit that ruins productivity, innovation, and increases costs for every other consumer. Everyone wants to throw CEO's in jail yet these douche bags don't do ANYTHING productive for society. At least CEO's try and make their companies profitable(by providing services to consumers), even if it is just to cash in stock options.

      Talk about the ultimate drain on society being upheld by the government... we need to vote against the judges and politicians that allow this to happen under their watch. GET OUT AND VOTE AGAINST THIS!! It will lower the cost of doing business and consequently the cost of goods and services. It will make these lawyers get out of the legal system for frivolous shit and back to doing something productive for society.

      It seems to be a particularly U.S.A. problem. That's capitalism for ya... monetize everything and the co-operation and goodwill vanishes!

    33. Re:Fuck Eolas by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      That still doesn't make it right to do.

    34. Re:Fuck Eolas by gzipped_tar · · Score: 1

      But corporations are not bound by ethics or morality. They are not humans. The only thing that's possible to put these beasts under regulation is the law.

      You can't really blame a demon from being demonic -- that's the very nature of a demon after all. The problem is a lack of preventive measures that allowed demons to go rampant and kill everyone in the house in the first place.

      And remember, corporations are fairly recent stuff. It has not existed until recently. Civil (in the sense of "about citizens as human individuals") laws have existed for thousands of years but human societies in general are still quite inexperienced when it comes to corporation laws. Just wait a few hundred years more ;)

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    35. Re:Fuck Eolas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually if you didn't dump waste you might be breaking the law. Lets assume you're a director of a company, you have a legal responsibility to protect the shareholder value of that company. If you do anything that will decrease that shareholder value you are liable to your shareholders. Lets assume there is profit involved in dumping toxic waste as opposed to paying someone to dispose of it, you open yourself up to shareholder action if you decide not to dump to gain that profit.

      Obviously you can justify the green approach through value gained from good publicity etc. And most shareholders aren't going to punish you for not being absolutely evil but the law around corporations can make it hard to take the high ground

      Theres a documentary, which is mostly rubbish, called Corporation that explains this better than I can.

    36. Re:Fuck Eolas by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is a corporation that knew exactly how far across the legal line it could go before it would be punished. How many times were investigations into its business practices settled with "we promise we won't do it again", which they then did?

    37. Re:Fuck Eolas by sjames · · Score: 1

      Moral and ethical behaviour calls for much more than doing only what's possible. There are plenty of things that are perfectly legal that only a mustache twirling movie villain would actually do.

    38. Re:Fuck Eolas by sjames · · Score: 1

      Yes, I can.

      I do not think that a society composed entirely of sociopaths is a good place to live. The law can only cover so much. It will never manage to codify exactly every possible action that would be unethical and then forbid them. It can never enforce all instances of unethical or even illegal behaviour. An entity that will ignore all ethical considerations when the law doesn't forbid it will also ignore the law itself when enforcement will never detect it.

      Should we ever reach a point where a typical individual takes the same approach to ethics as the typical "legal entity" does today, society will completely unravel. At the same time, if individuals DON'T do that but corporations are allowed to continue, they will become subject to the whims of the corporations.

    39. Re:Fuck Eolas by Nerdfest · · Score: 2, Funny

      "But officer, I was going for funny, not accurate. Yes, sir, I understand .. here's my geek card"

    40. Re:Fuck Eolas by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. Not only that but most of them were doing what was economically imperative to compete in the current market of the day. When everyone else is using slave labor (cheap immigrants, outsourced call centers, H1B Visaed IT) a company/business venture must follow suit or be undercut and pushed out.

      Now of course there were moral/ethical slave holders who treated their slaves as highly regarded servants/employees and there were nasty/mean spirited slave holders who abused their slaves, raped them, etc. etc.

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    41. Re:Fuck Eolas by mrdoogee · · Score: 1

      Firstly yes, the patent laws are awful and need changing.

      But I also believe that Eolas is also to blame. The patent law gave them the tools to abuse the system, but they are the ones who used them to actually do it.

    42. Re:Fuck Eolas by mrdoogee · · Score: 1

      It reminds me of they guy who was Hercules' sidekick on that 1990's Hercules show starring Kevin Sorbo.

    43. Re:Fuck Eolas by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      No, they are the bad guy. The laws suck, and the guys using the laws to hold the software world hostage to moronic demands are bad guys.

      Well, here I go defending a patent troll: no.

      The only reason anybody pays attention to patent laws is that the government will send men with guns to take your property and your liberty if you don't obey them. That's where the buck stops - the government enables and enforces the desires of the patent trolls. If they're to take credit for any positive implications of patents they take the blame for the offences.

      Now then, the issue is one of fairness. If this work was done in 1993, 2009 is too late to begin talking to implementers. Anybody with a pulse in the field would have noticed this before 2001. There has to be a mechanism for fairness in declaring such patents abandoned without active work on licensing.

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    44. Re:Fuck Eolas by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Talk about the ultimate drain on society being upheld by the government... we need to vote against the judges and politicians that allow this to happen under their watch.

      We can vote against politicians but not federal judges. Federal judges have to be impeached, and here's list of federal judges who have been investigated for impeachment. Since 1796 some 70 cases have been investigated.

      Falcon

    45. Re:Fuck Eolas by maharb · · Score: 1

      True, what I was meaning is exactly what you point out... follow the chain of how the judge got there and who is allowing the judge to continue to be there and vote against that OR write those people expressing your concerns if they have enough in common with you that you don't want to vote against them. Politicians do listen if enough people threaten to not vote for them over an issue. If we don't let the politicians know they won't change. There is hope but it require more people to care about their vote, about their right and DUTY to participate in government. The second we let our elected officials do anything but what we the people want is the second we lose control for good.

      We are consistently moving that direction because fewer and fewer people want to take responsibility for anything. We are stuck in the 'it's not my fault' thought process. Voting is not the only thing you can do to ensure politicians stay accountable. Write them when legislation comes up that you don't like and if they don't go your way, don't vote for them AND let them know it. Take some responsibility and let your senators and representatives know what you think.

    46. Re:Fuck Eolas by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      If your only argument is "But it's immoral!", sooner or later you'll find somebody who says, "So what?"

      Today, that's Eolas. And yeah, it makes them bad guys.

      Actually, my only argument is that simply following the law does not negate moral judgement. To that end, Eolas are still bad guys - something you seem to agree with. In turn, I agree that laws need tweaking. But that's a different (albeit related) matter.

    47. Re:Fuck Eolas by buzzn · · Score: 1

      Let's just lay the blame squarely where it ought to, on the law that allows such an abomination to survive and feed.

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    48. Re:Fuck Eolas by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      Let's just lay the blame squarely where it ought to, on the law that allows such an abomination to survive and feed.

      I'm usually not keen to legislate morality. But there are situations where one has to put in place laws to limit damage to society. And there are times one has to address the fact that those laws may have provided tools with which immoral entities can further damage society.

  9. Where's the patent? by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    Can someone link this this "985 patent"? I can't find it linked in any article on this subject. Why do major media never link to anything?

    1. Re:Where's the patent? by rsborg · · Score: 4, Informative

      Can someone link this this "985 patent"? I can't find it linked in any article on this subject. Why do major media never link to anything?

      Uh, looks like they did link it at the end, you just have to RTFA:

      US Patent 7,599,985 for a "Distributed hypermedia method and system for automatically invoking external application providing interaction and display of embedded objects within a hypermedia document"

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    2. Re:Where's the patent? by gogowater · · Score: 1

      985 patent = patent to nowhere.

    3. Re:Where's the patent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Distributed hypermedia method and system for automatically invoking external application providing interaction and display of embedded objects within a hypermedia document"

      Good thing "hypermedia" does not exist.

    4. Re:Where's the patent? by Korin43 · · Score: 2

      I just read that and it sounds like a patent for Javascript..

    5. Re:Where's the patent? by Zocalo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Is that all? Excellent! In that case I think that I can cite an example of prior art.

      I worked on a system called "MUCH", short for "Many Users Creating Hypermedia", at the University of Liverpool in England back in 1989-1992. Running on UNIX and built in-house by postgraduate students under the guidance of Professor Roy Rada using C and the Andrew Toolkit", the project itself was inspired by Ted Nelson's "Project Xanadu". Mention of the project is also made in Prof. Rada's C.V. at his current employer, The University of Maryland, Baltimore County.

      Fairly obviously, given the name, MUCH allowed multiple users to collaboratively create SGML based hypermedia documents via an integrated version control mechanism similar to that employed by Wikipedia. These documents, while mostly textual (it was the early 1990's!) besides having the ability to contain both graphical and audio content, could also contain any number of embedded external applets written using the Andrew Toolkit. Some of the proof of concept applications developed while I was there (work continued after I left) included animated clocks, calendars, calculators and other widgets, many of which were interactive.

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    6. Re:Where's the patent? by CorporateSuit · · Score: 2

      I just read that and it sounds like a patent for Javascript..

      or HTML

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    7. Re:Where's the patent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that all? Excellent! In that case I think that I can cite an example of prior art.

      Slashdot is not the court. If you want to help, cite your example in court. I'm serious. Contact Adobe or one of the other defendants and arrange a show of prior art when suitable. You may even be well compensated for it.

    8. Re:Where's the patent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit, what mental defect approved that invention?

      Read through their claim. That's been the nature of HTML since the first tag.

      I can see how MS ran into trouble. But come on. Mosiac used text elements (ie: img tags) to trigger external image viewers way earlier than that. That would be "automatically invoking external application providing interaction and display of embedded objects within a hypermedia document" covered by their patent. That was one of the immediate attractions of HTTP+HTML.

      God, the USPTO is really messed up.

    9. Re:Where's the patent? by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      I'm really curious which projects like this (and there were many that *I* think could be considered prior art) Microsoft chose to use in their defense.

    10. Re:Where's the patent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      check out the patent, it's got a lot of stuff in the "references cited" section. A good 50% of the entire document is the list of prior art. I find it puzzling that the examiner let this pass given the vast amounts of prior example data.

    11. Re:Where's the patent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being quite new to /. I thought for a while that RTFA meant "Read the f*cking Article!". It just seems so apt in the replies to people that haven't...

    12. Re:Where's the patent? by thbb · · Score: 1

      Any actual published material? If yes, please tell the w3c (public-web-plugins@w3.org).

      See the W3C FAQ on the topic. It seems old, but they still need more convincing examples of prior art to fight the EOLAS case.

    13. Re:Where's the patent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      leading up to the Microsoft trial many people tried to provide examples of prior art e.g. Lotus Notes had been embedding applications inside documents with hyperlinks. None of was deemed relevant.

      Maybe your example will turn the tables, but I doubt it. I'm pretty sure Microsoft's legal team would have come up with it or something very like it.

    14. Re:Where's the patent? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      or MIME types & associations thereof.

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    15. Re:Where's the patent? by mrdoogee · · Score: 1

      And after this case is wrapped up, they'll get to suing over all those technologies too.

    16. Re:Where's the patent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I would think that the very fact that this patent opens up shit tons of infringement lawsuits against things which already exist would provide plentiful prior art.

    17. Re:Where's the patent? by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Is that all? Excellent! In that case I think that I can cite an example of prior art.

      Tim Berners-Lee the inventor of the web submitted prior art but Eolas' patent was still upheld. The Texas court is corrupt, and therefore does not deserve respect.

      Falcon

  10. Argh, not again! by riceboy50 · · Score: 1

    These are the spawn of Satan that forced the whole web to change the way they embed Flash movies, among other things.

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    1. Re:Argh, not again! by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      Could you explain a bit more? That Wiki article doesn't mention what exactly had to change due to patents...

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    2. Re:Argh, not again! by riceboy50 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, should have also mentioned this, which is what SWFObject is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eolas#Workarounds.

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    3. Re:Argh, not again! by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      That "click to activate this control" was the last straw that made me dump IE for good.

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    4. Re:Argh, not again! by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      Ah, thanks. Talk about a trivial workaround...

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    5. Re:Argh, not again! by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      IE had to change Flash movies to a "click to play" configuration-- not necessarily a bad thing, really. Other browser makers generally didn't bother, since Eolas didn't sue them.

      Note that it didn't take long for the guys who made SWFObject to figure out how to embed Flash media legally and still make it auto-play, and virtually everybody uses SWFObject, so now "click to play" is mostly obsolete.

  11. How about Visual Studio by just+someone · · Score: 1

    MS is not on the list... so one assumes that they are some type of agreement in place.

    I'm just assuming that the developers who use MS products, would get some type of protection... Isn't that what MS has always said.

    1. Re:How about Visual Studio by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm just assuming that the developers who use MS products, would get some type of protection... Isn't that what MS has always said.

      Like keyboard and mouse condoms? Or does a full body condom arrive in the mail with every visual studio purchase?

    2. Re:How about Visual Studio by peragrin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's only because MSFT already lost massively. this is one of those things that slashdot was divided over. a court loss for MSFT or feeding yet another patent troll.

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  12. Hit Squad by sycodon · · Score: 4, Funny

    For much less than 500 million, you can probably get a very discreet and effective hit squad to take out the entire management of Eolas and the attorneys too.

    They would probably do the attorneys for free.

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    1. Re:Hit Squad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would take the job.

      What can I say? Some bloodbaths are actually soothing to the soul.

    2. Re:Hit Squad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where is Blackwater when you need them?

    3. Re:Hit Squad by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      "Do the attorneys for free?" Ha! I'd give a discount. I can see the invoice now

      +$500M = cost to neutralise senior leadership team
      -$200M = discount for allowing us to neutralise the legal team
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      +$300M = total amount owing on this invoice, contact our payments dep't for easy terms

    4. Re:Hit Squad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They would probably do the attorneys for free.

      No one "does" attorneys for free. They charge attorneys.

    5. Re:Hit Squad by greg1104 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wiping out a patent troll only after they've extorted money from Microsoft: priceless

    6. Re:Hit Squad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know you're joking, but even so, you can't murder a patent.

      With this kind of money involved, it will just end up in court again.

    7. Re:Hit Squad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know how things are now with the slow death of Usenet but there used to legitimate "activity" in alt.war.mercenaries. These guys who were busted in Africa a few years ago were recruited there so be aware that it is monitored by the powers that be. Anyone with the initiative for a tactical strike on the head office may want to look there.

    8. Re:Hit Squad by Linker3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm sorry, but that infringes on my patent #401005666 "A method for eliminating third party organisations or persons engaged in activities likely to affect the capital value of a business"

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    9. Re:Hit Squad by kmo · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but that infringes on my patent #401005666 "A method for eliminating third party organisations or persons engaged in activities likely to affect the capital value of a business"

      Um ..., I think the Mafia can claim prior art on you.

  13. Honest question. by Jaysyn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you are able to sue 23 corporations that are also competitors for infringing on your patent, doesn't that pretty much mean it's an obvious, non-unique patent & should be thrown out?

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    1. Re:Honest question. by SomeJoel · · Score: 1

      Naw, only one of them actually infringed. But Eolas will be damned to tell us which one. We'll let the American justice system sort it out.

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    2. Re:Honest question. by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      no, it means that those 23 companies all copied the same original infringing implementation.
      There's not a whole lot of new ideas in the web browser market - and when someone has one, everyone else implements it.
      It would be very easy for a large number to all be infringing on a patent. (Not that I'm making any particular claim about the validity of this specific patent)

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    3. Re:Honest question. by HannethCom · · Score: 1

      No, your thinking Canadian patent law. This is the US patent system that is being talked about. One we considered merging with and part of the official report that recommended against it described the US Patent System as being a joke. Something completely impractical. I understand there is an obvious clause in the US patent system, but it is so hard to meet that criteria that it basically doesn't exist.

      I can't find the link, but someone trying to prove a point about how bad the US patent system is put in an application for patent on the if else combination in programming languages. He wasn't expecting to get it, but it was granted to him.

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    4. Re:Honest question. by dkf · · Score: 1

      I understand there is an obvious clause in the US patent system, but it is so hard to meet that criteria that it basically doesn't exist.

      The problem with software patents is exactly that the USPTO seems to have a wildly different standard of obviousness to everyone else. This has lead to far too many software patents being issued, and that's made waters far too muddy for anyone trying to develop software; it's become impossible to determine yourself whether or not you infringe any relevant patents (and the courts are a bad and expensive way to do it).

      If a strong obviousness test had been implemented all along, then the whole situation would have been different. (Maybe not better - we don't live in that world - but definitely less legally treacherous.)

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    5. Re:Honest question. by alen · · Score: 1

      i looked it up and they applied for it in 1994, and they had a prototype web browser they wrote that they displayed publicly at a trade show in 1993. more like someone was smart and thought of the next evolution of NCSA Mosaic.

  14. Legal != moral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not illegal for Eolas to hire someone to walk up to people on the street and telling them they're idiots. "Not illegal" does not mean "appropriate". Try again.

    As for "condemn[ing] a company for following the law", no one said that it's wrong that they follow the law, but it does not therefore follow that everything not specifically forbidden by law is ethical or appropriate.

  15. I used to work for patent lawyers by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yup, it's true. I did IT work for a group of them back when I was in college. I was "team one", and they had some other guys who were "team two". We helped them in shifts.

    One day I got a phone call.

    It was one of the lawyers. He couldn't log on. "The box under my computer is missing."

    Ah, I think. Those wily rascals in Team 2 snagged his UPS or his power strip and didn't replace it. No biggie. I'll buy a power strip and scoot on over.

    I look under his desk.

    His PC is missing.

    The cords to his monitor, mouse, and keyboard were dangling in space and he sat there typing away wondering why he couldn't "log on".

    I apologize for the nightmares, heebie-jeebies, and general loss of sleep you'll have from my story. Yes folks, these are the people in charge of our livelihood.

    We're screwed.

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    1. Re:I used to work for patent lawyers by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      I apologize for the nightmares, heebie-jeebies, and general loss of sleep you'll have from my story. Yes folks, these are the people in charge of our livelihood.

      One thing you don't mention is this particular patent attorney's practice area. I am a patent agent, and in two years, will be a patent attorney. I work in high tech and have a decade of EE and IT experience. However, I also work with a bunch of bio and chem PhDs who know next to nothing about computers. But there's nothing to cause you any loss of sleep - they don't write or prosecute patents involving computers, software, or electrical circuits, just as I don't write or prosecute patents involving intracellular chemical signaling or mRNA transcription. So, I ask - was this person involved in software or computer patents, or was he in an entirely different area?

    2. Re:I used to work for patent lawyers by Ecuador · · Score: 3, Funny

      We had some patent lawyers working for us. They were charging $600/h (with impressive and detailed invoices e.g. "Reading your MM/DD email: 15m") for their lawyer's time, and $200/h for their assistants/paralegals/i don't know how non-associate types who do the chores are called. Anyway, while the former where ridiculously expensive per hour, it was the $200/h guys that were even more annoying, as they were charging several hours for simple tasks. The most vivid example:
      My boss sends them a 100 page document in pdf that they needed to sign on the last page and return via email fast, to make a deadline that was about 2 h away. The 2h were almost up and there still was no email. So, my boss calls them and it went like this:

      -Sorry, but the document was too many pages so it took us a lot of time to scan it, we are now finishing up...
      -But... um... I sent you a pdf document, you already had a file...
      -Well, we had to sign it so we had to print it and scan it, duh
      -But... um... you only needed to scan the last page and replace the last page of the pdf, why the whole document???
      -(with genuine interest) Reeeaaally? You can do that? We definitely have to look into that! Anyway, just a few pages left now, we'll email soon - don't worry.

      There you go, $400 to sign a document.

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    3. Re:I used to work for patent lawyers by hamburger+lady · · Score: 1

      i'm sorry dogg but if you have a phD in bio or chem and you can't even tell your computer is completely missing you need to pack it in and find something else to do.

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    4. Re:I used to work for patent lawyers by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      i'm sorry dogg but if you have a phD in bio or chem and you can't even tell your computer is completely missing you need to pack it in and find something else to do.

      Frankly, I'd tend to agree, but my point regarding area of practice still stands. There are some people who (sadly) know nothing about computers... but as long as they're not trying to write computer patents, then it's just a head-shaker rather than a source of nightmares.

    5. Re:I used to work for patent lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't care, you are a patent guy and I hate you. Simple as that.

    6. Re:I used to work for patent lawyers by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      It is common sense that if a part of a computer is missing you don't make a claim that "I cannot log in" you make a complaint that "part of my computer equipment is missing and I cannot do my work without it." Even a Patent Lawyer should be able to understand that as logic, reason, and common sense are things they learn or use to earn a law degree and pass a bar exam.

      If the engine of his car was missing, do you think he'd complain that the car wouldn't start? No, he'd file a police report that someone stole his engine.

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    7. Re:I used to work for patent lawyers by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      Well honestly I don't know what their area of expertise was. I just ran cable for them. We didn't talk much about what they did. We just talked about what I did.

      But I do know this.

      You should have the minimal critical thinking skills to figure out if your PC is missing if you're in any tech related field at all.

      I picture these sorts of people at home, preparing for their day. They place toast in the toaster. It doesn't toast! So...they wait. And wait and wait. Never noticing that the toaster is not plugged in. So they eat the bread and head out to their car.

      Car doesn't work! Damn. Have to take a taxi again. It's because their keys weren't in the ignition. Again. But they don't know that.

      So they head to the ATM to get cash for a taxi. No money! It's because they didn't put the card in the machine before punching in their PIN.

      It's going to be another long walk to the office again today. And it's raining. And my umbrella still won't open! Because they didn't press the catch, of course, but they don't know that.

      And so on.

      More than a few years in IT and you'll be this cynical too, I assure you. I'm glad I got out of the business when I graduated. It was making me afraid to leave the house.

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    8. Re:I used to work for patent lawyers by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I worked for a law firm, that is common place.

      Lawyers who are creme of the crop and win a lot of tough cases, cannot figure out simple stuff about computers.

      I was once told that my program didn't work because the mouse wouldn't click on a button, only to learn the lawyer was using the right button instead of the left button. I nicely told the lawyer to try the left button and he got upset at me and claimed the fault was with my program, not him. Then after calling me a lot of bad names and saying stuff like "Trained monkeys could do a better job than the entire IT department." he tried the left button and it worked.

      I also got help desk requests from lawyers and administrative assistants to add in features to my programs that where already there. They didn't know how to access them, so I wrote an email containing an HOWTO to the Help Desk to forward to them, and they got upset at me and asked me to add in the features anyway. We had a training department that is supposed to teach them the features, we had a user manual about the features, we had the help menu about the features, but still they kept requesting the same features that the software already had, but they didn't know how to access them.

      I suppose they are good at their jobs, but not computer literate enough to matter. Then again, I am no lawyer and I wouldn't do well in a court of law representing a client as they obviously would.

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    9. Re:I used to work for patent lawyers by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      More than a few years in IT and you'll be this cynical too, I assure you.

      Like I said, I've got a decade of professional experience in IT. The reason I'm not cynical is that I know that I have limitations, too. Plus, while you're biatching and moaning about stupid people, I'm applying my expertise to help them, and getting well paid for it. See, those people? They keep us well employed.

    10. Re:I used to work for patent lawyers by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      It is common sense that if a part of a computer is missing you don't make a claim that "I cannot log in" you make a complaint that "part of my computer equipment is missing and I cannot do my work without it." Even a Patent Lawyer should be able to understand that as logic, reason, and common sense are things they learn or use to earn a law degree and pass a bar exam.

      If the engine of his car was missing, do you think he'd complain that the car wouldn't start? No, he'd file a police report that someone stole his engine.

      Poor analogy. There are many people who wouldn't even open the hood. Are they lacking in "logic, reason, and common sense"? Or are they merely lazy? To paraphrase Heinlein, never ascribe to stupidity what may be readily ascribed to laziness and lack of curiosity.

      "Computer's not working. Well, that's why I pay IT."
      That doesn't mean they're stupid, it's just means they're lazy bastards who don't realize that 30 seconds of "where's my computer? Gee, maybe I should tell IT that my computer's missing" saves 10 minutes of IT coming up, seeing that, going and getting a computer, and installing it.

      Is this a problem? No - first, as pointed out, these people don't write tech patents. Second, these people keep the rest of us employed. And finally, third, these people frequently are smart in their own fields, and we need their expertise when it comes to said fields. I don't do surgery. Hell, I don't even change my oil - not that I couldn't figure out how, it's just that, like them, I'm lazy. So I'll pay someone to change my oil for me. Does that make me lacking in logic, reason, and common sense, or does it make me lazy and not curious about cars, and provide mechanics with a source of income?

      In summary, there's no need for the usual "us IT people are absolute geniuses and everyone else are morons." It's incorrect and it's counterproductive, particularly if you want to charge for your services.

    11. Re:I used to work for patent lawyers by Weaselmancer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Easy friend, we're more alike than different. Decade of IT here too, also an EE.

      I know we all have limitations. But sometimes your limitations don't match well to a particular career. There's a good reason there is an eye exam to be a pilot. Likewise, if you're making tech decisions for people...well, you know what I'm getting at.

      I'm not as bitter as I sound. Mostly I find this sort of stuff amusing. Like life is a gigantic Dilbert comic.

      Really it's all a testament to how well human society is designed. We can have idiots for doctors, lawyers, supervisors, pilots, patent clerks, and even the occasional president and somehow it's all still there in the morning.

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      rediculous.
    12. Re:I used to work for patent lawyers by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      I know we all have limitations. But sometimes your limitations don't match well to a particular career. There's a good reason there is an eye exam to be a pilot. Likewise, if you're making tech decisions for people...well, you know what I'm getting at.

      But that's my point - they're not making what I'd call tech decisions... They're making biochemical decisions. Shiat, I know nothing about genetic sequencing. You should see some of the patents they work on. I get as far as ATGC, and them I'm out. We all bear the same title of patent agent or attorney, but the fields are as different as, well, podiatry and brain surgery. They're still both doctors, but you don't want the wrong one working on you.

    13. Re:I used to work for patent lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, this isn't some inner city...don't call people dogg.

    14. Re:I used to work for patent lawyers by modecx · · Score: 1

      You're right. That is a poor analogy. It would be better if the dolt hopped into his car, completely missing the exceedingly obvious and externally visible fact that it had blocks under all four axles with its wheels and tires missing, and upon starting the car and shifting into drive realizes that nothing is happening, and immediately proceeds to call AAA to complain that he needs a tow because his transmission wouldn't shift out of park. I'm pretty sure that I've heard this in a blond joke. Anyone so stupid or preoccupied is bound to be a danger to those around him.

      This is on par with the sort of thing that adult sufferers of Down's syndrome will routinely understand. Unless he's the lawyer version of rain man, that level of observational dysfunction, laziness, lack of curiosity, ineptitude...or whatever else you'd ascribe it to, almost certainly carries over into his professional life... So much so that anyone would wonder how a person with these character traits would come to be in that position, no less stay there any length of time. I mean, if the guy was still working at retirement age, some consideration might be apt. Just about everyone else living in first world countries, however, have coexisted with these devices long enough to have at the least a very basic understanding of their function.

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    15. Re:I used to work for patent lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A not-really-a-friend, who is a lawyer, called me because "his MS Word does not start up".
      He needed that to edit a text we were mailing back and forth, thus I could not
      fall back to my usually "I am sorry, I do not fix Windows PCs".

      He had not turned on the computer.
      That lawyer also was so full of himself he thought that anybody who
      disagreed with him and was not on the very short list of
      people he respected (I wasn't) is an idiot.

      Before that, I had always thought that those hotline jokes were completely
      made up. Nowadays, I believe they are all true.

    16. Re:I used to work for patent lawyers by mgblst · · Score: 1

      It is really your fault for not making it immediately obvious. have you never dealt with another company before.

    17. Re:I used to work for patent lawyers by gtall · · Score: 1

      In cases like this, the best thing to do is to look kindly at the techno-weenie and in a reassuring voice, tell them this is an outrage and that you will personally get to the bottom of the problem and return them a spanking new program with their new features delicately programmed to provide pleasure and warmth. You go away and wile away the time doing your important work. Periodically you send them progress reports with little tidbits about how they will be accessing the new features and, gee, they'd have them already if it wasn't so difficult to program. Because you like them, you are willing to go through hell and high water to get the job done just to see the look of satisfaction on their faces. After a month, you triumphantly release the brand spanking new program and walk them through their brand spanking new features.

      In about a week, they will have forgotten about how to use the new features and request them again....rinse and repeat the above prescription. You'll be their new god. This is merely Business Product School 101 course material...how to look impressive without doing a damn thing.

    18. Re:I used to work for patent lawyers by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      "If the engine of the car were missing..." ??? We don't need to resort to analogy to explain this situation, we all understand it. So the only reason for resorting to analogy is to try and make the situation sound better or worse than it is. And that's bad practice.

      This is someone who didn't know that the "box under his desk" was the computer itself. That's a significant level of ignorance for anyone in active life in the modern West. Yes - it's not a good sign when someone in a position of influence has that level of ignorance. That point does not require a car analogy to get across.

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    19. Re:I used to work for patent lawyers by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      "If the engine of his car was missing, do you think he'd complain that the car wouldn't start?"

      Probably. Hell, even if the engine of MY car were stolen, I'd take quite a bit of time to understand that it isn't just a drained batery, or a bad contact somewhere.

    20. Re:I used to work for patent lawyers by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Well, to be fair, you can't actually see your car engine.

      I think most of us would try to crank it a few times before finally looking, and a good percentage of people, reasoning that they know nothing about cars and couldn't diagnose any problem, would not look. (Despite the fact, in this case, they'd be wrong.)

      This example is more akin to asserting that your can will not move...and somehow not noticing that's because someone has stolen your ignition keyhole. (Whatever that system is called.)

      How the hell do you even know if your computer works or not if you don't try to actually turn it on, and thus notice that it does not exist?

      Because some computer users haven't bothered to learn the simplest facts about their computer. They are doing the equivalent of leaving a car running in park because they're too dumb to know where the off-switch is.

      I'm sorry, that's a level of ignorance that isn't acceptable in modern society, especially among any profession who uses computers as part of their job. Some guy who doesn't use or own a computer not knowing what's going on when he sits down at one at the library, okay, but not someone who uses one every day.

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    21. Re:I used to work for patent lawyers by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      How the hell do you even know if your computer works or not if you don't try to actually turn it on, and thus notice that it does not exist?

      Not everyone turns their computers off for various reasons. I've had people tell me they have not turned their computer off but left it running for months.

      Falcon

  16. Ug by copponex · · Score: 2, Informative

    No, Eolas is a shit head. He just happens to live in a society where shit heads who are wealthy through immoral work are tolerated. I can and do absolutely condemn companies who violate the spirit but not the letter of laws for material gain. Patent laws do need to be changed, but so does our attitude towards companies that operate entirely in the grey area of legal loopholes.

    Your moral reasoning in this situation is no different from the assholes who market overpriced pens to senior citizens, or con poor people out of their land with loans they don't understand. Just because something is technically legal doesn't make it right. And defending asswipes like Eolas and Skilling makes you part of the problem, not of the solution.

    And you'll quickly see a problem developing for patent law. There need to be new laws established, because the speed at which technology has developed has made nearly all legal thought on the subject obsolete.

    Certainly an inventor ought to be allowed a right to the benefit of his invention for some certain time. It is equally certain it ought not to be perpetual; for to embarrass society with monopolies for every utensil existing, and in all the details of life, would be more injurious to them than had the supposed inventors never existed; because the natural understanding of its members would have suggested the same things or others as good. How long the term should be is the difficult question. Our legislators have copied the English estimate of the term, perhaps without sufficiently considering how much longer, in a country so much more sparsely settled, it takes for an invention to become known and used to an extent profitable to the inventor. Nobody wishes more than I do that ingenuity should receive a liberal encouragement." --Thomas Jefferson

  17. I am sick of this Sue Culture by NSN+A392-99-964-5927 · · Score: 1

    If people stopped moaning instead of suing each other, we might make some progress. Really they are behaving like little children who have had some candy taken off them. I say develop, be inspired and when the "Big Guns" have stopped fighting, they will realise they have missed the boat after all their petty wranglings. This quote from Spike Millgan is quite appropriate here - "MONEY CANNOT BUY YOU FRIENDS, HOWEVER, IT DOES GET YOU A BETTER CLASS OF ENEMY".

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    1. Re:I am sick of this Sue Culture by pingveno · · Score: 1

      Lawsuits and the threat of lawsuits can have a significant positive effect. First there are the obvious ones like Brown v. Board of Education. Then there are the not so obvious ones.

      Let's say you're a businessman in a company that makes widgets. There is a change you can make to the widget process that saves money, but is dangerous to the consumer. Without the threat of a class action lawsuit that would be tempting. With the threat, there's a very real chance someone's going to sue the pants off of your company for that decision.

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    2. Re:I am sick of this Sue Culture by NSN+A392-99-964-5927 · · Score: 1

      pingveno, your analogy is excellently put and brutally to the point. We need more people like you, maybe then some cases would not have to go to court in the first place. Regards, NSN

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    3. Re:I am sick of this Sue Culture by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      I say develop, be inspired and when the "Big Guns" have stopped fighting, they will realise they have missed the boat after all their petty wranglings.

      And what will you do when you're slapped with a lawsuit saying you're infringing on a patent?

      Falcon

    4. Re:I am sick of this Sue Culture by NSN+A392-99-964-5927 · · Score: 1

      I say develop, be inspired and when the "Big Guns" have stopped fighting, they will realise they have missed the boat after all their petty wranglings.

      And what will you do when you're slapped with a lawsuit saying you're infringing on a patent?

      Falcon

      Well as you say they will have missed the boat and more than likely a new "patent" filed in their absence, so the cycle starts all over again.

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    5. Re:I am sick of this Sue Culture by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Well as you say they will have missed the boat and more than likely a new "patent" filed in their absence, so the cycle starts all over again.

      Like Microsoft was able to do that to Eolas. Only after Eolas was awarded more than half a billion dollars. How many individuals and SMBs can afford that?

      Falcon

  18. Buy the company by Rangataua · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wonder how much it would cost to simply buy 51% of Eolas? If the shares are publicly traded, with 23 companies being sued it might even be possible for them to buy a small share parcel each without too much notice.

    1. Re:Buy the company by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      Buy the company and do what? Sorry but due to various responsibilities, Google, Apple, etc. would more than likely be legally forced to keep the patents and keep trying to sue (Eolas being a patent troll has no real assets other than BS patents) to make the investment worthwhile for its shareholders.

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    2. Re:Buy the company by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      They would be the shareholders. It's a hostile takeover, they'd be the majority holders and can vote and direct the company how they wish. Many a public company have been bought with intention to sink it.

    3. Re:Buy the company by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      I wonder how much it would cost to simply buy 51% of Eolas?

      Eolas is one guy (and his investors). Buying him out and settling the lawsuits would cost the same amount.

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    4. Re:Buy the company by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      I wonder how much it would cost to simply buy 51% of Eolas?

      Eolas is one guy (and his investors). Buying him out and settling the lawsuits would cost the same amount.

      Last time I checked the going rate for a "sloppy" job was 5k, I think they can spare considerably more than that to make it clean and untraceable.

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    5. Re:Buy the company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any person or corporation trying to buy more then 10% of the stock in a company are forced to announce so publicly. This would give Eolas directors time to present some kind of defense which usually raises the price, making it much more expensive to buy.

    6. Re:Buy the company by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      I wonder how much it would cost to simply buy 51% of Eolas?

      I don't know how well that would work. The patent was granted to the University of California and Eolas. You're not going to buy the University of California.

      Falcon

  19. not true. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    Buy the company and do what? Sorry but due to various responsibilities, Google, Apple, etc. would more than likely be legally forced to keep the patents and keep trying to sue (Eolas being a patent troll has no real assets other than BS patents) to make the investment worthwhile for its shareholders.

    If none of them own a controlling share the only reasonable expectations from investors would be the nullification of the mutual threat to their companies.

    Without a controlling share, no individual among the group would be able to wield it unilaterally, and anti-trust law would prevent collusion.

    I think buying them out and replacing the management or liquidating the company would be an excellent idea.

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  20. Natural habitat of the patent troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Search for "eastern district" on page:

    # Search PACER for case number 6:09-cv-00446 in the eastern district of Texas

    If anyone invented a faster way to recognize patent trolls the world would beat a path to their door (and then sue for patent infringement).

  21. Wasn't it supposed to be MS only? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    I can't recall the specifics now, but when Eolas sued MS over their other patent in the past, didn't they try to come out as the "good guys" by claiming that they will only pursue patent claims against Big Bad MS, and won't go after alternative browsers?

    1. Re:Wasn't it supposed to be MS only? by nebopolis · · Score: 1

      They did state that they would offer royalty-free licenses of their patents to non-commercial entities, although they haven't actually granted any such licenses. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eolas#Browser_changes)

  22. Hotjava by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who else remembers hotjava, available on the internet from Dec 1994? Now, although that's just after the filing of the original patent, the development took place before the filing date. Sun would seem to be a good place to start looking for prior art, especially if anything pertaining to the technical details were publically announced or made available before then.

  23. Ho Legolas, Eolas! by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    If the patent is blatantly illegitimate and is easy to prove it should be invalid then the lawyers are actually breaking the law.

    Yeah, but any lawyer that is worth their salt would be able to argue that it is their honest opinion that there is factual basis for the claim. After all, if there wasn't dissent about the validity of the claim, it would be settled out of court.

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    1. Re:Ho Legolas, Eolas! by maharb · · Score: 0, Troll

      Not necessarily. I could file suit that you stole my house. This is a baseless and invalid claim... just because I filed it (lets say with a great lawyer) does not mean there is any validity to the claim. While it is true that in this case a lawyer could easily argue that there is some basis, the truth is that the lawyer knows there isn't. This is of course impossible to prove and thus nothing will change. The lawyer gets paid, the company keeps filing suits until one wins.

      The point is that this is under the SPIRIT of the law this suit is illegal and definitely immoral/unethical. I am of course assuming the lawyers know this is a bullshit suit. If they don't then the company hold all the blame. I don't think its reasonable to assume that not a lawyer or employee of Eolas knows that this is a fraud. Proving that in a court may be impossible but that doesn't mean they aren't breaking various laws.

      Just because no one can prove I sped today doesn't mean I didn't.

      The problem here is of the legal system's inability to handle malicious lawsuit of ANY type. The high payout of civil suits these days has created predatory lawyers that can prey on individuals and companies that know its easier to settle than fight it out. The legal systems lack of a way to fight this behavior at a reasonable cost, without hiring the very people that profit from the behavior. Even the 'good' lawyers are profiting equally off of these suits.

  24. Silver is expensive by TiggertheMad · · Score: 5, Funny

    They would probably do the attorneys for free.

    This is a common misconception. Actually they charge extra, because of all the hawthorn bullets and garlic they have to use.

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    1. Re:Silver is expensive by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Mod this man up!

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  25. Here is another sleeper IP patent troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This

    http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=fb6475b9d6e027cf1bee9a6e9edd9c76e04e75f6e8ebb871

    is a potentially disruptive set of IP being trolled, although not nearly so effectively as that of Eolas. Covers at least as many web infrastructure operations as the Eolas IP. Think Bilski won't touch this, as Bilski's attack point was the "abstract idea" problem, whereas this discusses algorithms running on hardware, which would lead to the change in state of a real machine that the Bilski judicial review seems to want.

  26. Of course by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    And the people that fell for it are idiots, or at least very naive. People who operate like this are NOT good people. They are not interested in the public good. They are interested in lining their pockets. There's no other reason to try and troll with patents.

    It is one thing if you have a company that really makes products. They may have legit reasons for going forward with a patent case, even if the patent in question is kinda silly (they also may not). After all, they have a real market they are trying to protect. However the "IP firms"? They are 100% worthless. Their only reason to exist is to milk money from companies, they produce -nothing-.

    As such if you get any "good guy" claims from them, well they are bullshit.

  27. HTML... not SGML by just+someone · · Score: 1

    They say HTML in the patent.... who know what a well thinking judge will think of a SGML derivative like HTML

    1. Re:HTML... not SGML by mysidia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So if Youtube rewrites their site in XML, instead of HTML, they won't be infringing?

  28. And OTHER prior art ... by hackster · · Score: 1

    As other prior art examples consider Apple's own Hypertext ... or Xerox Viewpoint software, which was a document frame embedding executable objects like graphics, tables, spreadsheets, etc ... at the very least it would appear Hypertext was a precursor of the browser and of the mechanisms being claimed by these patents ... both of these date from the mid 1980's (perhaps even earlier for Viewpoint).

    1. Re:And OTHER prior art ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's hypercard shit for brains.

    2. Re:And OTHER prior art ... by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Hey, it's got "hyper-" in it, it should count as "hypermedia." I doubt the patent defines the phrase very specifically. Most troll patents tend to be, um, broadly defined.

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    3. Re:And OTHER prior art ... by Sique · · Score: 1

      "hyper" doesn't need any further definition, being greek, it just means "above". A "hyper media" thus is just a container for a set of different media, which are connected together with a "hyper" mechanism (like interactive links).

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    4. Re:And OTHER prior art ... by Sique · · Score: 1

      (Which in fact makes the whole patent moot... the term hyper media already contains the idea to have different applications handle different types of media within a common frame. If they don't patent a very specific mechanism, the patent claim is selfevident.)

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  29. Please contact Apple and Google and so on by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    I'm not kidding, shoot them an e-mail letting them know you worked on this, with some links to relevant details. They may blow you off, but if the mail gets to the right person, they'll be very interested.

    1. Re:Please contact Apple and Google and so on by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Probably not necessary. Lots of Googlers read slashdot.

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  30. The Solution! by BigSlowTarget · · Score: 1

    Let me know if you figure out a way patent the EULA and sue everyone who uses one. I'm sure the lawyers would love the recursion. It'd be like a perpetual money machine.

  31. Oh please, let it kill all the garbage plugins. by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

    I approve of Eolas in the same way I approve of nuclear weapons; horrible destructive ability that should only be unleashed on the worst possible garbage in the world.

  32. Is Firefox Next? by amasiancrasian · · Score: 1

    Eolas promised not to sue non-profit companies such as Firefox on the basis of this patent. My question is, if they are capable of suing Apple and Google, both of whom have spent considerable amounts of money developing Webkit and providing the source code of their work available for all for free, then what stops Eolas from suing Firefox? Will we let patent litigation take us into the dark ages of the Internet?

    1. Re:Is Firefox Next? by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      If corporations have their way, we will all be enslaved to such nonsense.

      These greedy fucks simply want a fast buck and dont care a damn about progress, civilization, technology, or humanity itself.

  33. Patent filed in August of 2002 - prior art? by mightyteegar · · Score: 1

    I'm being lazy here, but according to Wikipedia:

    Techniques for the asynchronous loading of content date back to the mid 1990s. Java applets were introduced in the first version of the Java language in 1995. These allow compiled client-side code to load data asynchronously from the web server after a web page is loaded.[5] In 1996, Internet Explorer introduced the IFrame element to HTML, which also enables this to be achieved.[6] In 1999, Microsoft created the XMLHTTP ActiveX control in Internet Explorer 5, which is now supported by Mozilla, Safari and other browsers as the native XMLHttpRequest object.[6][7] However, this feature only became widely known after being used by Gmail (2004) and Google Maps (2005).[8]

    IANAL, IAN even a legal hobbyist, but wouldn't this prior art insubstantiate the patent?

    1. Re:Patent filed in August of 2002 - prior art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's tons of prior art, the patent is worded like a classic patent troll, it doesn't even have the "saving grace" of being specific like i4i's patent, which is why they filed it in Texas' eastern district. Anywhere else and it would be begging for a quick death and hope it doesn't draw out long enough to piss off the master of the nazgul.

    2. Re:Patent filed in August of 2002 - prior art? by tangent3 · · Score: 1

      I would assume that any prior art would have already been put forward by Microsoft's legal team while defending against Eolas's first lawsuit. Unless they are that incompetent...

    3. Re:Patent filed in August of 2002 - prior art? by amasiancrasian · · Score: 1

      Unless they are that incompetent...

      Probably... It's Microsoft, after all.

    4. Re:Patent filed in August of 2002 - prior art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isnt' exporting X to another machine prior art?
      Or Remote Admin?
      Remote Desktop?

    5. Re:Patent filed in August of 2002 - prior art? by mightyteegar · · Score: 1

      I see -- this is why I asked. I wasn't aware that it was a continuation; the patent brief at the USPTO website doesn't seem to make that bit clear, unless I simply don't know how to read patent briefs.

  34. Eolas is but one player in a bad system. by jbn-o · · Score: 1

    You won't truly understand what's going on until you examine the system. You cannot explain why big business loves software patents even if they lose a patent lawsuit here and there.

    Microsoft and many other large corporations (particularly IBM which holds the most patents) will never "admit that software patents are just plain bad" because software patents are not bad for them. Software patents pay off very well for them in the long run. Software patents don't benefit society for a variety of reasons which Richard Stallman has expertly gone into in his patent talks. Software patents don't benefit you or me specifically: we are liable to lose a patent infringement lawsuit; ask patent holder Paul Heckel how he was able to get money from Apple in 1990 by threatening to sue Apple's users for infringing a couple of his patents which, according to Heckel's lawyer, read on something Apple was doing in Hypercard. But big businesses benefit and one big business can come close to quantifying that benefit.

    As bad as you find patent payoffs to be, that's not the half of it. Cross-licensing patents is worth more and is far more revealing about how patents don't (in the propagandist language lawyers use) "protect" anyone. In IBM's magazine "Think", #5 from 1990, IBM told us how much more patent cross-licensing is worth to them: 10X more. Quoting from a talk Richard Stallman gave about the problem with software patents:

    IBM said that they have two kinds of benefits form its 9000 active U.S patents. One benefit was collecting royalties from licenses. But the other benefit, the bigger benefit, was access to things patented by others. From mission to not to be attacked by others but with their patents through cross licensing. And the article said that the second benefit was an order of magnitude greater than the first.

    In other words, the benefit of IBM is to make it things freely, not being sued, was ten times the benefit of collecting money from all their patents.

    This is why IBM recently filed a friend of the court brief which makes no serious dent in the ability to obtain and use software patents. This is why they don't want the patent system to flatly reject ideas expressed as algorithms in computer software as some other areas of endeavor are simply unpatentable. IBM is the king of the hill. And as the US foists its patent regime on other countries through trade agreements (under duress, no doubt), IBM will be there cheering them on.

    So if you don't see that it is the system that needs to be corrected, if you want to go on with "Fuck Eolas"; if you believe that the players in that system are somehow going to turn around and see things your way without any compelling reason to do so, you will find it difficult to understand how to properly reign in the power big business and make big businesses the subordinate of citizens as they ought to be. And to think, this is the easy issue to get right: software patents aren't even a life and death issue like other patents are (we have yet to see the full flower of the ramifications of the Chakrabarty decision which made it possible to patent a living organism, for example), like other corporate-driven/anti-citizen policies are.

  35. Info on AJAX by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

    In case anyone was curious like myself and needed a history lesson on this AJAX bit, this page seems relevant and fairly informative:

    http://ajaxpatterns.org/Whats_Ajax

  36. Buy Eolas ? by frecky · · Score: 1

    Why isn't Google or Microsoft don't just buy Eolas? then they would have the patent for themself and could sue more and get more money =)

    1. Re:Buy Eolas ? by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Looks like a private company. Anyway, with this patent, they are worth a lot of money.

    2. Re:Buy Eolas ? by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Why isn't Google or Microsoft don't just buy Eolas? then they would have the patent for themself and could sue more and get more money =)

      RTFA! The University of California also owns the patent.

      Falcon

  37. Patented a someone else's idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They patented Pei Wei's idea because he neglected to patent it .. and now they are making loads of cash. What's Pei Wei get? Nothing.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ViolaWWW#Microsoft_v._Eolas_and_ViolaWWW_prior_art

  38. anagram for AS-OLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    C'mon guys that was too easy.

  39. Who's next? by mysidia · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Citrix for presentation server & published apps? VMware for their PCOIP? Wyse? X.org?

    It seems like in 7,599,985, they've successfully patented thin-client, VDI, and any remote application control/access/interactive media viewing from an embedded web app....

    The invention allows a program to execute on a remote server or other computers to calculate the viewing transformations and send frame data to the client computer thus providing the user of the client computer with interactive features and allowing the user to have access to greater computing power than may be available at the user's client computer.

    .. Other existing approaches to embedding interactive program objects in documents include the Object Linking and Embedding (OLE) facility in Microsoft Windows, by Microsoft Corp., and OpenDoc, by Apple Computer, Inc. At least one shortcoming of these approaches is that neither is capable of allowing a user to access embedded interactive program objects in distributed hypermedia documents over networks.

  40. You don't even know what patents are for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The patent "agreement" or social contract if you will is twofold. You get exclusivity, but you ALSO must SHARE your idea in a standard form and language of technical detail. Now anybody can see what you did and how. Patents are as much a learning tool as they are an economic engine.

    Patents are a GOOD thing. Bad patents are a bad thing. Software patents are a good thing. Bad software patents are a bad thing.

    1. Re:You don't even know what patents are for by RonBurk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Now anybody can see what you did and how. Patents are as much a learning tool as they are an economic engine.

      That's the sentence where you stuck your foot in it. How many hundreds of thousands of programmers on the planet? OK, now how many programmers search the patent database for ideas they can buy before coding? 100,000? 1,000? Can you name me even 10? Where is the Eclipse plug-in for searching the patent database for relevant algorithms? Where is the panoply of web startups offering an online search tool that locates the patented algorithms that will help you get your next project done faster if you license them?

      When it comes to software, patents have had half their faces blown off. They no longer function at all as a learning tool, or even as an economic engine for a hard-working programmer/inventor to profit from their non-obvious invention/algorithm. With much of their original, intended functionality rendered useless, patents (most especially in the realm of software) have long since passed the point where they offer society more costs than benefits. They are almost entirely the tool of large companies, lawyers, and those who sell services to inventors gullible enough to believe we still live in an age where patents work the way you describe.

    2. Re:You don't even know what patents are for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never mind, if you're a software engineer the odds are that you can't make heads or tails out of the actual patent text. They are written by lawyers, for lawyers in a language of their own. Yet the pretense is that publishing these legalese descriptions of technological solutions is actually supposed to help engineers make progress. I don't think anyone actually believes that.

    3. Re:You don't even know what patents are for by redbeardcanada · · Score: 1

      Agree completely. The only example I can think of where someone used patents as a learning tool is the TRIZ method of innovation, where a Russian scientist in prison combed through thousands of patents to develop an algorithm for problem solving. Since then I haven't heard of anyone proactively searching patents for design.

    4. Re:You don't even know what patents are for by GravityStar · · Score: 1

      TRIZ? The Russian In Zjail?

    5. Re:You don't even know what patents are for by sjames · · Score: 1

      Many attorneys advise that developers should NEVER look at a patent at all since that could be twisted into a willful infringement even though given the rather foggy nature of patentese they didn't even realize at the time that the patent in question was even applicable to the problem at hand.

      Given that, I don't see how patents can possibly be said to fulfill the constitutionally required role of promoting the useful arts and sciences.

    6. Re:You don't even know what patents are for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The penalty for infringing a patent is greater if it turns out that infringer was aware about that patent, so most software companies would not admit searching patent database.

  41. Loathsome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a loathsome greedy company - it makes my skin crawl to read about this.

    How destructive this is to society and innvovation. A normal human being would think half a billion dollars is enough to satisfy the money lust. AND what mindless buffoon determined that the patent is worth half a billion? Shouldn't the fee be commensurate with what it would have been licensed for at the outset?

    God help this country.

  42. place blame where it is due by jipn4 · · Score: 1

    The problem is with the institution that applied for such a bad patent in the first place: the University of California.

    As a public, educational institution, their patent attorneys should have been responsible enough not to patent a feature that clearly has prior art and is already widely used on the web.

  43. "Fucked up" by fadir · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's all that comes to my mind when I hear the words patent and U.S. in the same sentence. And that doesn't only apply to the IT.
    The whole patent system should be put where it belongs: into the dustbin

  44. Blah, blah ,blah. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    What are the big companies (Microsoft, Oracle, IBM, Adobe, you know, all those that develop proprietary software) waiting to buy, I mean, lobby the required politicians in the US in order to abolish software patents?

    Hoisted by their own petard, and they will continue to be so until they realize that the system as it is has to be abolished.

    Honestly, they could solve this problem in a matter of weeks, but they don't because they like it like it is.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
    1. Re:Blah, blah ,blah. by maharb · · Score: 1

      Yes, the problem is these companies have legal teams to fight litigation like this and are expecting it. It's almost a sunk cost for them. While smaller companies that can't do as much get screwed. What ever happened to people looking past themselves. Just because this lawsuit isn't against you doesn't mean it doesn't affect you. In general people need to start fighting for what is right in the world and not being so self centered... it will end up helping out in the long run so even if you are self centered it is still the logical choice.

      Anyway, why you are relying on these companies to do this for YOU. This kind of passiveness is why we the people get less and less rights every day. We are letting institutions take them because we are giving them up, throwing up the white flag. Stop demanding that companies or governments fix our problems and do it yourself. We will be better off.

  45. Bullshit. What about personal responsibility. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    At some point one has to decide when a law is simply immoral and stop benefiting from it.

    Many people knew slavery was immoral, heck, many slave owners raped female slaves in the full knowledge that they were as human as themselves, but at the same time would stand for the shameful idea that slaves where subhuman and thus subject to be treated as such, as long as their sexual urges could continue to be satisfied and the slaves continued generating money for them.

    During apartheid in South Africa, most White folk decided the status quo was OK, but there were many notable people that understood how disgusting the system was and fought against it, in many occasions to great detriment of their personal wealth and safety.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  46. Laywers and Computers by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

    It's nearly impossible to have a single mind that can understand both the solid logic of computers and the twisted convolutions of the court system.

    It's like trying to drink soup with a fork.

  47. Eolas has become risk to World now by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

    With such a massive lawsuit, they are risking the web, how web works, how people gather information, how decisions are made.

    How does USA judicial system allow such a risk?

  48. If they do it, patent trolls win by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

    IMHO they shouldn't surrender. They should counter sue them to the point of those lawyers and company execs lose down to their underpants. That will really teach any "obvious patent troll" a lesson out there.

    I don't see such stupid lawsuits to the extent of breaking how internet works in any other countries. I think some people out there really needs a lesson. Winning the court is easy in fact, just uninstall all plugins from Judge's laptop and tell him to browse that way as he would ordinarily do.

  49. Nice excuse in fact by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

    ClickToFlash was an instant hit on Mac download sites when it shipped for Safari which has some user profile who doesn't care for such geek extension stuff.

    I think browser vendors should use this as opportunity to make "click to run plugin" a standard. I wonder around with JVM applet disabled OS X Tiger because Apple refused to fix the latest security issue. If I had "click to run applet" built into Safari, it would be way more secure thing.

    ps: I know near all other browsers have such capability but default OS browser really matters.

    1. Re:Nice excuse in fact by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 0, Troll

      The better solution for the JVM stuff is to simply never install Java. Since it has security holes, Sun's software is a giant, annoying hog of resources, and no reputable websites even use it anymore. (The third reason is probably a response to the first two reasons.)

      God only knows why Apple installs it by default. They hate their customers, I guess.

  50. 10 years ago: mappingmainstreet.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I built mapping mainstreet.org in 1999 but we had to wait 10 years to launch it because of legal disputes over security issues with filming video along with city maps on a public website without a login.

    It wasn't called AJAX until 2000. (DHTML)

  51. Ajax - Stronger Than Dirt by gpronger · · Score: 1

    I have to assume that the Phoenix Brands licensed Ajax to Eolas.

    I know Ajax was a decent bactericide; does it also handle viruses? Do I scrub my main board, hard drive, memory???? Regarding the law suit, with this novel of application of a kitchen cleanser, I would fully support them.

  52. Less than $585,000,000 by flyneye · · Score: 1

    It would cost a lot less than 585 million to have some large persistent gentlemen visit Eolas Prez, V.P., board members and major investors to convince them to drop their suit. Baseball bats @ 3:00 a.m. and family security and well being are powerful motivators. Eolas should find other more honest avenues of revenue or at least not complain about the possible risks of pissing off those who can afford protection before payoff.

              (These same gentlemen are available for collections work, insurance and paparazzi control)

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    1. Re:Less than $585,000,000 by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      It would cost a lot less than 585 million to have some large persistent gentlemen visit Eolas Prez, V.P., board members and major investors to convince them to drop their suit.

      Another person who didn't RTFA.

      Are you going to use a baseball bat on the University of California as well?

      Falcon

  53. What's Next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aren't these two technologies pretty ubiquitous now? Can ANYONE create a good, interactive site without violating one of the two patents in question (or the third one they're waiting to unleash on us)?

    Patents like this are absolutely INSANE, and are a bane to the necessary creativity and flow of ideas needed for growth and prosperity.

    Would anyone seriously consider allowing a vague patent on a method of "linking two disparate networks via a common device to intelligently allow information to pass from one network to another" (a ROUTER)? Or, how about "a method of directly introducing medicine and other substances directly into the corpus of a human or other animal" (a HYPODERMIC SYRINGE)?

    NEWS FLASH: Ford chooses to enforce little known patent on "a method of using a motorized conveyance for the transportation of people and goods" (a CAR), and is now suing every other auto manufacturer in the world for patent infringement.

    Stupid, but it makes the point, no?

    Some things just shouldn't be patentable.

  54. You, sir... by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    ...are a steely eyed missile man.

    Brilliant. That is exactly the right way to handle that. *applause*

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    Weaselmancer
    rediculous.
  55. Please email to inquire about licensing by H310iSe · · Score: 1

    Please email licensing@eolas.com to inquire about potential licensing arrangements for your organization. They'll appreciate all the new business inquiries.

    --
    closed minded is as closed minded does
    1. Re:Please email to inquire about licensing by H310iSe · · Score: 1

      my email to Eolas:

      I run a consulting company currently working on projects to enhance customer-interactivity with staff and entertainers at gentleman's clubs websites. I'm considering several avenues, some of which utilizes AJAX technologies in conjunction with plug-ins for rich media (notably flash but other plug-ins are under consideration). I'm extremely interested in licensing the intellectual property you own for this endeavor in advance of any serious development.

      Additionally it would be helpful if I could have a clear picture of which technologies you currently own intellectual rights to so I can map appropriate alternative strategies for deployment in case we fail to come to terms on a licensing agreement for our websites to run fully-interactive embedded applications through the use of plug-ins and AJAX.

      The project's initial scope is 11 club websites with a larger rollout possible in the future. I don't know if you require visitor information or just the number of website implementations, please let me know and I can provide additional information.

      Thank you for your time and consideration.

      [sig line]

      --
      closed minded is as closed minded does
    2. Re:Please email to inquire about licensing by H310iSe · · Score: 1

      lol email address is already bouncing. Seems I wasn't the first. trying info@...

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      closed minded is as closed minded does
  56. I'll bet his password is 'hunter2'... by Qubit · · Score: 1

    how u make that inverted p?
    wait
    nevermind

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    coding is life /* the rest is */
  57. getting far by j_166 · · Score: 1

    "Let's see how far this lawsuit gets before the Supreme Court plays its wildcard in the Bilski case, which we have been discussing for a while now"

    Um, if they make it all the way to the Supreme Court, then doesn't that, by definition, mean that they've made it pretty far? I mean, in legal matters, the SC is pretty much almost as far as one can possibly make it.

  58. If the engine of his car was missing, by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    do you think he'd complain that the car wouldn't start? No, he'd file a police report that someone stole his engine.

    That would require actually opening the hood and looking to see the engine missing, how many people do that? How many don't call AAA or a tow truck before opening the hood?

    Falcon

  59. I think we've hit the breaking point for software by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    patents.

    We can dream. But no, I don't think this will do it. We've had others that were supposed to be the end of software patents, such as Eolas vs Microsoft, but weren't. Perhaps if enough of us write to our senators and reps they will get off their collective asses and do something.

    Falcon

  60. Eolas is not the bad guy here, by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    they're just doing what is legally possible.

    They are the bad people here. Would you apply that to someone who goes around killing people if the laws allowed it? The law allows it so he's not bad. I bet a bunch of survivors of the NAZIs, Pot Pol, Sadam, and Rwanda would disagree.

    Falcon

  61. Eolas MAY end up being the best guys possible by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    The reason is that they will get the patent laws looked at for what they are: INSANE

    What makes you think patent laws will be looked at now when they weren't looked at after RIM was sued by NTP over the Blackberry? Even politicians and the wealthy used Blackberries but did they force a review of patent laws? Nope! The US Justice Department even filed a brief in support of RIM, knowing full well that government workers used Blackberries for work. The US Department of Defense (DOD) even stated they were crucial for national security. RIM eventually had to pay NTP $612.5 million (USD).

    No matter how many slashdotters have wishful dreams I doubt this case will precipitate a reexamination of patent laws.

    Falcon

  62. Morality is not defined by law. by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    But corporations are. The whole point of corporations is that both shareholders and executive are insulated from certain liabilities that enable them to do things a private person legally could not.

    No, corporations were given corporate charters, which grants that limited liability, only if they served the common or public good. Businesses were given limited liability if it was thought the business would help people. The first two corporations given charters, specifically for this reason, was the British East India Company the Dutch East India Company. Corporations have had their corporate charters revoked because they no longer served the public good. Petitioners requested Unocal have it's charter revoked after it supported the military in Burma in forcing Karen tribesmen to vacate land they owned and to work as porters and in other low wage positions for Unocal.

    Falcon

  63. slaves by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Absolutely. Not only that but most of them were doing what was economically imperative to compete in the current market of the day.

    Actually you're wrong here. Owning slaves cost more than paying freemen a living wage. Economists studying economics and slavery in the US concluded southern slave owners could not compeat on price with northerners who paid living wages. Owning slaves have additional costs. For instance those watching or guarding slaves have to be paid and there's the cost of chains and shackles. If not for the Civil War slavery would have ended within another generation or two. If not for the "Fugitive Slave Act (which Abraham Lincoln strongly supported)" slavery who have ended sooner.

    When everyone else is using slave labor (cheap immigrants, outsourced call centers, H1B Visaed IT)

    That is not slavery. In every one of those cases the workers have a choice, and most get paid more than others in the same area, in the case of outsourcing, or more than those at home in the case of immigrants. These people are very much willing to work for what they get paid. Just because they are willing to work for less than you are does not make them slaves. But they do drive your cost of living down.

    Falcon

  64. corporations are not bound by ethics or morality by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    And remember, corporations are fairly recent stuff. It has not existed until recently.

    First, define "recently", ie what do you mean by saying "corporations are fairly recent stuff"?

    Next, corporations' existence depends on ethics and morality. The first 2 corporations were granted corporate charters, which granted them their limited liability, in 1602 and 1604. This limited liability was only granted because it was for the better. The common or public good was improved it was thought by granting limited liability.

    Falcon

  65. reputable websites by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    annoying hog of resources, and no reputable websites even use it anymore.

    How do you define "reputable websites"? By whether they use java?

    How about A List Apart, are they bad because they include java programs?

    Falcon

  66. Re: corporations are not bound by ethics or morali by gzipped_tar · · Score: 1

    I think you've hinted the answer to the first question fairly well yourself. Compare the emergence of corporation regulation in the 17th cen. with Corpus Juris Civilis of the Eastern Roman Empire, 6th century.

    Next, well yes, corporations are operated by humans, and humans are subjected to ethics and morality, as is a human society in which corporations exist. However this does not necessarily imply that corporations are capable of exercising moral judgments or acting morally (I mean, in some way that's compatible with moral standards of humans). Corporation is a human creation and no human creation inherits all aspects of humanity.

    Moreover, in my opinion the competition among corporations naturally repels those who failed to maximize its profit. Should the moral standards come into conflicts with profit, what choice do you expect from corporations?

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  67. Patent filed in August of 2002 - prior art? by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    The patent filed in 2002 was for an extension of a patent granted in 1998.

    IANAL, IAN even a legal hobbyist, but wouldn't this prior art insubstantiate the patent?

    Java isn't prior art. Work started on Java in 1991, by James Gosling, but it wasn't released until 1995. "Eolas said it first demonstrated in 1993 -- and for which it received a U.S. patent in 1998". Java was developed concurrently.

    I'm not supporting Eolas, I don't know what the patent covers or if it's a valid patent, here but I wanted to correct your information.

    Falcon

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