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Arrested IBM Exec Goes MIA On the Web

theodp writes "Among those charged in the largest hedge-fund insider trading case in US history was IBM Sr. VP Robert W. Moffat, the heir apparent to IBM CEO Sam Palmisano and the guy behind Big Blue's 'workforce rebalancing' and the sale of IBM's PC unit to Lenovo. IBM's not talking about the incident, but it's interesting that Moffat's bio is MIA at IBM.com ('Biography you tried to access does not exist.'), and his Smarter Planet video can no longer be found ('This video has been removed by the user.') at IBM's YouTube Channel. Do you need approval from the Feds before tidying up after someone who's under investigation? BTW, if stories and comments appearing in the Times Herald-Record and Poughkeepsie Journal are any indication, Moffat may want to avoid a local jury trial. 'I have talked to a few IBMers today, and there seems to be a lot of cheering in the halls of IBM over his arrest,' said Lee Conrad of Alliance@IBM."

185 comments

  1. First post??? by linuxgurugamer · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Sounds like he wasn't liked at the company.

    1. Re:First post??? by linuxgurugamer · · Score: 1

      Forgot to mentiion, that if you have the URL you can get the "missing" pages at archive.org

    2. Re:First post??? by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      Yes you got FP. It looks like the crook will get downsized by the Feds and unsized by his new boyfriend.

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    3. Re:First post??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Prison rape isn't funny.

    4. Re:First post??? by dhall · · Score: 4, Informative

      He was the man considered responsible for some of the largest cuts within IBM's STG (Systems & Technology Group). A lot of programs were cut locally in order to add to the globalization effort, which is just the politically correct way of saying off-shoring. He was considered the standard bearer to what a lot of workers felt was the increased feeling of greed among the current IBM executives. A lot of good programs and people were axed during his tenure which added to the short term bottom line but have shown in the last 4 years to hurt their long term objectives. It's difficult when you ask your top performers to do more for less, until they either leave or you cast them off.

    5. Re:First post??? by blind+biker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A lot of good programs and people were axed during his tenure which added to the short term bottom line but have shown in the last 4 years to hurt their long term objectives.

      That's so textbook corporate psychopaty. When will people learn?

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    6. Re:First post??? by ClosedSource · · Score: 3, Funny

      You mean anyone who disagrees with Obama's policies makes IBM racist?

    7. Re:First post??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not funny, it's hilarious.

    8. Re:First post??? by rtfa-troll · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No what's funny is that a nation which is already joking about his prison rape before he's even been found guilty runs around the world trying to impose their view of human rights on everyone else.

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    9. Re:First post??? by Jerry+Smith · · Score: 0

      Prison rape isn't funny.

      But some people in prison aren't there because they're very nice guys. No they still don't deserve it, but in some cases the rest of the world doesn't care about not so very nice guys.

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    10. Re:First post??? by tunapez · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's so textbook corporate psychopathy. When will people learn?

      After they're caught.
      At which time they will wax sympathetic, not admit any guilt and promise not to do it again.
      All the while crossing their toes.

      When a culture celebrates and rewards parasitic behavior, it's no wonder the psycho's are winning.
      ***How much time will the billionaire serve do you suppose? I predict he "affords" his justice and walks. Worst case, no admission of wrongdoing and 18 months of "hard" club-fed time for perjury or jaywalking.

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    11. Re:First post??? by Eudial · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Rape is such a harsh word. Free surprise buttsecks is a much better way of putting it.

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    12. Re:First post??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I've never seen anybody call anybody else a racist just for disagreeing with Obama.

      However, I've seen plenty people pretend they are only "disagreeing with policies" to cover their obvious racism.

    13. Re:First post??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Neither is war, but do you see the soldiers holding back? Black humor is as good as any other.

    14. Re:First post??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      unless your prison raping a clown.

    15. Re:First post??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once dated a psycho patty :)

    16. Re:First post??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually, I've never seen anybody call anybody else a racist just for disagreeing with Obama.

      Obviously you haven't bothered to look. Racism is frequently invoked as a motive for anyone critical of Obama and his policies

    17. Re:First post??? by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      Prison rape isn't funny.

      Normally I'd agree but in this guy's case, I think I might snicker a little.

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    18. Re:First post??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you're prison raping a clown.

    19. Re:First post??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it is. Not being a prisoner myself, I think the concept of people that deserve to be in jail having their anuses violently ripped to shreds by a bunch of drugged up convicts is fucking hilarious. Who are you to say what's funny? That's right, _NO ONE_.

    20. Re:First post??? by HanzoSpam · · Score: 1

      And not only are they good for off-shoring, they're good for doing it after taking the tax-payer's money to preserve them.

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    21. Re:First post??? by couchslug · · Score: 0

      "Prison rape isn't funny."

      That depends on what one wants to happen to our prison population which I regard as hardcore, repeat offenders who are beyond redemption. I not only find the thought of them doing to each other what they are in prison for doing to the rest of us amusing, I'd cheerfully euthanize the lot.

      The US has a high prison population precisely because it so cherishes "diversity" that no one has a social obligation to anyone else.

      All that is left is law, and large segments of the population are so degenerate they require (and are getting) a police state. Given the choice between vermin and Big Brother with zero other options because our public is fractured, ignorant, and getting worse, I support a police state that will at least make some effort to lock up the CHUDs. I don't care what it does to them or they do to each other.

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    22. Re:First post??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Nigger, please...

    23. Re:First post??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      you can post as AC, but I still know it's you, Jerome. I'm watching you.

    24. Re:First post??? by base3 · · Score: 2, Informative
      For now, until IBM issues a takedown or changes its robots.txt (archive.org will retroactively honor robots.txt, which I think is bullshit, but it's their site). Taken from this link

      Full biography

      Robert W. Moffat, Jr. is senior vice president and group executive, IBM Systems and Technology Group. Named to this position in July 2008, Mr. Moffat is responsible for all IBM hardware offerings as well as the microelectronics division, which translates IBM research and development into semiconductor solutions for IBM systems and OEM clients. In addition, the companys integrated supply chain operations, which include global manufacturing, procurement and customer fulfillment, report to him.

      Mr. Moffat was senior vice president, Integrated Operations. In this cross-functional role created in July 2005, he led an initiative to transform and integrate the companys supply chain and service delivery operations globally, leveraging new business process designs and advanced technology to achieve greater levels of efficiency while improving IBM's market responsiveness.

      Prior to that, Mr. Moffat was senior vice president and group executive of IBM's Personal and Printing Systems Group, where he was responsible for worldwide sales, development, manufacturing and marketing of Personal Computers, Printing Systems and Retail Store Solutions. Before that, he was vice president, finance and planning for the Enterprise Systems Group.

      Mr. Moffat has held a number of executive positions at IBM, including general manager of manufacturing, fulfillment and procurement initiatives for the PC business. He led the team that pioneered the Advanced Fulfillment Initiative, and channel collaboration initiatives, which were awarded the 1999 Franz Edelman Award, the highest recognition for achievement in operational research and management sciences, and supply chain management.

      His other positions at IBM, since joining in 1978, included assistant general manager, finance, planning, and business support for the IBM PC Company in Europe, and vice president of finance and planning.

      Mr. Moffat is a member of the IBM Performance Team and the IBM Corporate Operations Team. He serves as a member of the Board of Trustees for The Manufacturing Institute, an educational and research affiliate of the National Association of Manufacturers. He is also a non-voting observer on the Board of Directors of Lenovo Group Limited.

      Mr. Moffat is a graduate of Union College in Schenectady, New York, with a B.S. degree in Economics. He also holds an MBA in Management Information Systems from Iona College in New Rochelle, New York.

      July 2008

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    25. Re:First post??? by billcopc · · Score: 0, Troll

      You already live in a police state. Those CHUDs you speak of are often harmless people who were imprisoned for not being white enough, or not being conservative enough.

      Oppressivists like Joe Arpaio are not making your country safer. They are profiting off the dismissal and suppression of social elements they personally dislike. Spending 5 years in jail with a pink jumpsuit, just because you were caught selling hash to stoners who are also harmless, that's not justice and it sure as shit isn't security. It's abuse.

      The US has a high prison population because there are too many arbitrary laws to break, too many cops to feed, and too many profitable taboos to exploit. For every psychopathic, dangerous detainee there are 10 harmless ones that are being made examples of. Jails are profitable, contracted businesses, and that is several degrees of fucked up right there. High prison population is not the side-effect of proper crime fighting, it is a symptom of a dysfunctional society.

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    26. Re:First post??? by cenc · · Score: 1

      That is kind of ironic. Racism is/was often invoked as a motive for anyone critical of the Republican / Bush administration policies.

      I have lived all over the World, and the U.S. is still hands down one of the countries with the most racial issues to sort out. We paper over the problems with a lot of politically correct b.s., yet neither the left nor the right will engage it because it is a deep ready source of political leverage against the other side.

    27. Re:First post??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's hilarious.

    28. Re:First post??? by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've never seen anybody call anybody else a racist just for disagreeing with Obama.

      However, I've seen plenty people pretend they are only "disagreeing with policies" to cover their obvious racism.

      You just did it right there.

  2. Funny enough by war4peace · · Score: 1

    What's funny is that I am able to access Moffat's biography just fine on the IBM Website. It's from July 2008 though. I dunno if there was a newer version, but it's there nevertheless.

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    1. Re:Funny enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Biography? Is that some kind of "cult of personality" thing that these execs like to engage in? Because generally the life story is not important to me in the slightest, only whether the particular employee has the skills for the job. Reminds me of the times I met high-level execs (CEO, VP, and others) of a major Fortune 500 company I used to work for. They were all very smooth talkers who knew how to look good for a camera and knew how to tell a crowd whatever BS it wanted to hear, and they generally reminded me of politicians more than anything else.

      I think they are cut from the same cloth, as both the execs I've met and politicians I've met were fevered egos who derive their self-worth from how many subordinates they can collect. They didn't seem overly concerned with objective criteria that indicated success or failure of their ventures, only that everyone was "on board". So doing the job and doing it well often wasn't enough for them; what they really wanted was for you to buy into it heart and soul, a status that many people learned to fake around them. I guess the difference between the execs and the politicians is that the execs are after money, while the politicians are after power (often because they already have money). Otherwise there's a great deal of overlap in both the personality types and the skillsets.

    2. Re:Funny enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      You're right, I was able to find it: here. The link was removed, but the page is there.

    3. Re:Funny enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Biography? Is that some kind of "cult of personality" thing that these execs like to engage in?

      Nope. At least, that's not the only purpose. These things appear in "investor relations" materials. They want to convince people they've got a good executive team in place so that they put their money in the stock.

      Now, you're right to point out that it's all bullshit. But this particular bullshit has a pretty clear purpose.

    4. Re:Funny enough by EvilIdler · · Score: 1

      Yep, the bio has been there every time I've tried. I'm refreshing the page, but it just won't go away! Was this just a glitch in whatever system IBM runs?

      *refreshes page again*

      Nope, still not gone. Tried it on .nyud.net:8080 to be sure :)

    5. Re:Funny enough by slashchuck · · Score: 1
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    6. Re:Funny enough by nomadic · · Score: 1

      only whether the particular employee has the skills for the job.

      The bios generally give information as to their training and work experience, so they seem pretty relevant to your concerns.

      They didn't seem overly concerned with objective criteria that indicated success or failure of their ventures, only that everyone was "on board".

      My experience has been different. I've worked in commercial and corporate litigation, which means I've gotten to see a large amount of communications, meeting minutes, financial reports, audits, valuation reports, etc. As much as we all like to think of these people as shallow, incompetent hacks, they do tend to be pretty sharp, and VERY focused on results. If a division is showing poor performance they definitely get very interested.

      So doing the job and doing it well often wasn't enough for them; what they really wanted was for you to buy into it heart and soul, a status that many people learned to fake around them.

      That's true, they do like people to have a sort of cheerleader mentality, probably because (a) they think that it helps performance, and (b) they themselves tend to have it. Honestly it's an easy state of mind to fall into.

  3. IANAL, let alone a Fed... by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 4, Informative

    But taking things down from the internet, tidying up as it were, doesn't sound the least bit questionable. Now if they remove the video, bio, and all his other stuff from their files and destroy it, then there might be a problem.

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    1. Re:IANAL, let alone a Fed... by HiThere · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah. There's nothing against cleaning up your image, only against destroying the evidence. Or something that could be construed as evidence. You can generally even supply it to the court under seal, if you don't want your neighbors to know.

      (Well, that's civil law. Criminal law might be different. But I doubt it. If you're supplying the evidence rather than having it seized, I think you generally get a lot of control over how widely it's shown.)

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    2. Re:IANAL, let alone a Fed... by jawahar · · Score: 1

      I believe SEC must Regulate the Market Capitalization of all Big Companies to twice their Quarterly Revenue to induce real competition in the economy. For e.g. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fed does regulate Reserve Requirements & Interest Rates to promote sustainable economic growth.

  4. Bernie Madoff by br00tus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Before Madoff was arrested, a Google search for his name pointed to many pages at Yeshiva University, which he gave a lot of money to. If you clicked on the Google cache, there were glowing profiles about him. If you clicked on the actual pages, his name had been pulled out of all those pages almost as soon as he was arrested, because I was Googling all of this the day after he was arrested. It's still all probably on archive.org

  5. I for one welcome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    the removal of my future overlord.

  6. With Friends Like These ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'I have talked to a few IBMers today, and there seems to be a lot of cheering in the halls of IBM over his arrest,' said Lee Conrad of Alliance@IBM."

    ... Who Needs Enemies ?

  7. RIP IBM Thinkpad... by brxndxn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    IBM Thinkpad was by far the best laptop line.. Now, it's basically just another piece of crap laptop. Moffat deserves jail time just for this.. "Crimes against quality."

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    1. Re:RIP IBM Thinkpad... by shashark · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'd say with Vista on it, evey 'piece of laptop' out there is crap. If only you could install ubuntu on it....oh wait.

    2. Re:RIP IBM Thinkpad... by NoYob · · Score: 1
      Lenovo was the manufacturer that IBM outsourced/offshored the manufacturing of their laptops and PCs to for quite a few years. What was purchased was the PC business and the names.

      The quality hasn't changed because it's the same machine.

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    3. Re:RIP IBM Thinkpad... by KlaymenDK · · Score: 2, Informative

      The quality hasn't changed because it's the same machine.

      Crikey, I have been using IBM Thinkpads for over a decade, and I can tell you the quality has changed, and not for the better. These days, a Thinkpad is no more desirable than an Acer machine, I'll tell you that. They were making *business* machines, now I can't get one that *hasn't* got a glossy, widescreen display on it.

    4. Re:RIP IBM Thinkpad... by Teckla · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The quality hasn't changed because it's the same machine.

      Sorry, but...no, it's not.

      My company has been using ThinkPads exclusively for years, and once IBM sold the unit to Lenovo, the quality of the ThinkPad line has gone down, in my opinion.

      I think IBM demanded a higher of level quality than Lenovo demands of itself. My experience seems to indicate there is now a higher failure rate, as well as evidence of cutting corners.

      R.I.P. ThinkPad

    5. Re:RIP IBM Thinkpad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      now I can't get one that *hasn't* got a glossy, widescreen display on it.

      You're full of shit. One of the main reasons I went with a Lenovo T61p is that it has a matte screen. Oh, and it was crazy cheap, and except for the overheating NVIDIA card, it's been holding up great after ~1.5 years.

    6. Re:RIP IBM Thinkpad... by lukas84 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Lenovo's quality of the "real" ThinkPads (T-series, X-series, W-series) is still pretty good.

      The R-series have always been not-as-good. What Lenovo did was to introduce the SL-series, which are crap.

      I've been using a T60, until i needed more power and switched to the W500 in last december. It's a great machine. I'm using it with Windows 7 x64, with WS08R2 on a VHD to run VMs through Hyper-V.

    7. Re:RIP IBM Thinkpad... by KlaymenDK · · Score: 1

      Yeah well good luck getting IBM internal IT to deal that kind of sense unto their employees.

    8. Re:RIP IBM Thinkpad... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Ditto.I think I bought my last thinkpad last year. From what I've seen, Lenovo doesn't know how to create solid laptops that have business-level specs, can take a beating, and don't have features that you will never need or use (like a fold-out screen).

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    9. Re:RIP IBM Thinkpad... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IBM invented all kinds of goofy laptop stuff, including the butterfly keyboard. To be fair, the fold-out screen idea is stupid, but trying new things is commendable. Failing to build reliable hardware is just failure, though.

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    10. Re:RIP IBM Thinkpad... by rtb61 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is really quite straight forward. When Lenovo purchased bought the thinkpad unit, they naturally enough in business terms, dumped that purchase price into that units debt structure. In order to start paying off that debt, which basically adds say around 5 to 10 percent (depending upon how quickly they want to reduce that debt) to every notebook sold. They simple cut corners and hope to trade on the prior reputation of quality, basically lie about the current quality and pretend it was the same as before in order to sustain higher profit margins. This is done for as long as possible, until sales start to suffer and then they either return to a higher quality to rebuild the image or drop the price.

      Typical lie, cheat and steal, modern business marketing and sales tactics. Quality it doesn't have to be there as long as they can spend enough of PR=B$ marketing to convince you it is there when it is not.

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    11. Re:RIP IBM Thinkpad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This being the internet, it should be "Crimes against e-quality."

    12. Re:RIP IBM Thinkpad... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Crikey, I have been using IBM Thinkpads for over a decade, and I can tell you the quality has changed, and not for the better. These days, a Thinkpad is no more desirable than an Acer machine, I'll tell you that. They were making *business* machines, now I can't get one that *hasn't* got a glossy, widescreen display on it.

      I'm not in a position to judge how quality of Thinkpads changed over time, as my first one was bought after Lenovo acquisition. However, your assertion that Thinkpad is no better than the rest of the bunch is wrong. I own two Thinkpads now, with the latest one being a T61p, and the only thing I would replace it with is another Thinkpad. It's still one of the more rugged laptops out there, with plenty of hardware juice, and of course trackpoint (I disable touchpad entirely - can't stand it). It definitely is a "business" laptop. Actually, I'd go even further and say that it's really a "developer's" laptop - if you load it up with 4Gb RAM, and get the model with that nice 1920x1200 screen to fill with your favorite IDE tool windows.

      Oh, and the screen is matte. IIRC, glossy screens are only on their new crappy budget models line, while all model lines of real interest (T, X, W) are still matte; as it should be.

    13. Re:RIP IBM Thinkpad... by quarterbuck · · Score: 1

      I am writing this on a 2 year old X60 tablet. The display hinge has been replaced 4 times already and the battery once. Since these are the only non-standard parts on the laptop, I must say the quality is atrocious. Since I got it with a few others under a corporate 4 hour warranty program and since everyone else also had the issue with the hinge and display, the evidence is not just ancedotal.
      The CPU, memory and other parts are off-the-shelf and so obviously has worked well so far.
      I have no basis to compare with other Thinkpads though, maybe they were equally bad. My previous Dell 610 worked two years without fail, but it did not have a rotating hinge (was not a tablet) and had the "fire hazard" battery recall. So I won't compare these two. YMMV

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    14. Re:RIP IBM Thinkpad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was the T61 the last good ThinkPad? The reason I ask is because I'm thinking of buying one, but I understand this was the first Lenovo branded ThinkPad.

    15. Re:RIP IBM Thinkpad... by brxndxn · · Score: 1

      I think the T41p is that last Thinkpad that is 'truly' IBM's design. I bought mine used 3 years ago.. used it for 2 1/2.. and sold it still working perfectly to a friend. It looked brand new after I cleaned it too..

      After the T41p, the build quality and battery life went down because the P4's were power hogs that needed to dissipate a lot of heat.

      And, it is the last laptop as far as I know that doesn't have the goddamn Windows keys.

      You can still buy them for $300-500 off Ebay or liquidation sites.. They were $4000 laptops back in the day.

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  8. Now if we just got the same thing for Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We'd be all set!

    MSFT: Steve who? Never heard of the guy.

    And nothing of value was lost.

    1. Re:Now if we just got the same thing for Ballmer by Old97 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bad idea. Won't happen. First, Steve is too filthy rich to care about money. It's all about the game. Secondly, Steve is taking down Microsoft as fast as he can. Soon they will be just another mediocre software giant with no relevant monopolies. Let's not slow that down by arresting him.

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    2. Re:Now if we just got the same thing for Ballmer by quarterbuck · · Score: 1

      You could say that about Larry Ellison too. That does not stop him from merging companies or laying off people.

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    3. Re:Now if we just got the same thing for Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, read that after appending Jobs to Steve....

      And shudder.

  9. Bernie Mad(e)-off [with the money] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thereby proving the saying that, "everyone loves a winner, and hates a loser".

  10. Eh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's working fine here. Full bio + a 1 MiB picture available for download.

  11. Missing BIO seems innocent enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think they use Notes for that sort of thing.

    It is a wonder that everything doesn't go missing all the time.

  12. tidying up by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    I bet its a simple matter of removing evidence from public view during an active investigation, and it still exists for when its all hauled into court.

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  13. Who Cares? Why Is This On Slashdot??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's not exactly news that people or companies want to dissociate themselves from people charged with crimes. Removing any connections with these people has been going on for years.

    In any case, I don't know why this is even news on slashdot. If this insider trading case didn't involve a tech company, would this still be here? How is this is news for nerds??

  14. As an ex-ibm'er from the Hudson Valley... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I just want to testify to the anger towards IBM in the Hudson Valley. IBM has moved from being a socially responsible organization towards being a profit driven company. During the process a lot of people have gotten hurt. People who invested their lives working for IBM lost their pensions. They went from being a massive economic presence and benefactor to being a fading sun. If this guy was one of the reasons for the move towards a new cutthroat IBM then good riddance.

    1. Re:As an ex-ibm'er from the Hudson Valley... by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      IBM has moved from being a socially responsible organization towards being a profit driven company.

      Maybe if you ignore the monopoly thing a few decades ago. What has gone from companies like IBM and HP is job security. They are now process and project driven instead of technology driven, so when a product goes, so do the people.

      US's comparative advantage is change, not technology per se. Any technology that starts to become a commodity is shipped overseas, and the US companies have to move on to emerging, difficult, or sales-centric technologies to stay ahead of the game. Thus, there's high turn-over and burnout. You're a star one decade and "dead-wood" the next. IT is not the best career if you like stability.
               

    2. Re:As an ex-ibm'er from the Hudson Valley... by coolgeek · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If Watson were still here, the people would be retrained into the next phase/project/product. It would cost money. Having people with such a diverse skill set would be a huge boon to innovation. Watson would see that end game and hold out for it.

      People used to know, if you got hired at IBM, you were set for life. This is how Watson attracted the best of the best. Their failure to keep their eye on the ball is a primary contributor to their current position as an irrelevant has-been.

      My friend's dad was a typewriter repairman for IBM most of his life. He had MS. When the Selectrics started disappearing in the mid-80's and as the MS started to impair him, they retrained him to work on a bench, repairing PCs. When his MS progressed to the point that the PC repair was too much for him, they gave him an office, and his one responsibility was to file a report on a monthly basis. He was not required to come to work every day. Still received full pay and benefits until he could no longer show up once a month, after he took a fall resulting in injury. He was able to leave with his pension and full benefits.

      IBM was more than a corporation, it was an institution. It is extremely sad that this institution no longer exists.

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    3. Re:As an ex-ibm'er from the Hudson Valley... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      That whole economy no longer exists.

      IBM was changed by the marketplace it competed in. The suits just bullshitted there way along, same as always.

      I wouldn't go so far as to call IBM an irrelevant has-been. Though they once owned a small industry, they now compete profitably in many large ones.

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    4. Re:As an ex-ibm'er from the Hudson Valley... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found some extra moisture in my eyes after reading this.

    5. Re:As an ex-ibm'er from the Hudson Valley... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sad? perhaps.

      But I used to work at IBM as a CE (hardware engineer) when it was still considered a huge privilege to do so. And there was some very "big corporate" crazy antics going on then.

      Just one example - IBM sold a machine called the 3890, a massive machine that fired checks through and scanned their magnetic ink at terrifying speed. One huge cabinet of this machine was the CPU - in fact it was a cut down version of IBM's 360 maiframes in its own right. At that time you could buy a 6502 microprocessor that would have replaced that entire cabinet, worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. Yet IBM had no urgency whatsoever to retool, because "thats just the way we do things".

      IBM became a stodgy, moribund company some 25 years ago. Its just that it took them a long time to work it out. Then, rather than fight it, they opted to become a body shop.

      Sad, but of their own doing.

    6. Re:As an ex-ibm'er from the Hudson Valley... by 787style · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is nothing but corporate socialism. Why is this better than the government stepping in and providing health care and retirement? People can't expect their corporation to be responsible for individuals who can no longer contribute to the bottom line. It is inconceivable to think you can compete when you product and service is easily reproducible by another company which isn't burdened by this "gift" to workers. I feel for his plight, however a disservice was given to shareholders by leaving this employee on for so long. Employees belief of entitlement is why IBM is the dinosaur it is.

    7. Re:As an ex-ibm'er from the Hudson Valley... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel sympathy for your friend's dad, but doesn't that seem a bit costly and inefficient? Why do you believe an institution must give people jobs?

    8. Re:As an ex-ibm'er from the Hudson Valley... by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      This is nothing but corporate socialism. Why is this better than the government stepping in and providing health care and retirement?

      Precisely because it's not the government stepping in to provide it. Or the tender mercies of the US medical insurance companies for that matter.

      He likely could have gone on long-term disability until finally retiring. At least giving him a token job meant he was still contributing something. You think what he got was entitlement? Just imagine if he'd been in a union shop.

      You know, I agree with you on one level, but it annoys me whenever shareholders are invoked like gods that must be appeased at all costs.

    9. Re:As an ex-ibm'er from the Hudson Valley... by herojig · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In the old America, institutions like IBM were expected to provide jobs, benefits, and in general, social welfare for all in the community. There used to be a word for it (that had meaning): good corporate citizen. As someone who grew up in Poughkeepsie, I can attest to the fact that during the 50's, 60s, and 70s, IBM was a good corporate citizen. Our high school had a mainframe, and we learned to program using keypunch machines. My dad retired there, and even though he is gone, my mom is still living with the best medical benefits you can imagine, as well as a decent monthly check. Of course this is "costly and inefficient." But there was a time in America when the relationship between worker and work was not just controlled by the bottom line, but there was a more humane side to capitalism. That system no longer exists, but for those with short memories or are too young to understand, it once did. You can't change the way things were. Today, it seems there are hangers on to the old way, and those just born into the newer one, hence the rub and ill feelings in the Mod Hudson Valley. That area saw a rise in growth and prosperity based on the achievements of IBM workers, and then saw a downturn that never rose up again after IBM management changed to the likes of Robert W. Moffat. The downtown mall went from being a vibrant shopping and meeting area, to a crack house. The school system went from being one of the best, to the lowest of the low, and people fled in droves once there wasn't a good corporate citizen around to provide what they wanted. What happened in that one small river valley has happened all over America, and I fear she is now ruined beyond repair. The greed inherent in American society has finally conquered the good that was once more deeply ingrained.

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    10. Re:As an ex-ibm'er from the Hudson Valley... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      This is nothing but corporate socialism. Why is this better than the government stepping in and providing health care and retirement?

      Let me put it another way: why is this worse?

    11. Re:As an ex-ibm'er from the Hudson Valley... by hobohro · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I just read his BIO and all the divisions he has been head of no longer exist.............Thank you GREED!

    12. Re:As an ex-ibm'er from the Hudson Valley... by 787style · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because now its selective as to who gets the care. Only highly skilled individuals working for a select number of corporations reap the benefit.

    13. Re:As an ex-ibm'er from the Hudson Valley... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Precisely because it's not the government stepping in to provide it. Or the tender mercies

      The tender mercies of government contracts awarded to bids with values far in excess of what would be sellable in a market undistorted by Congressionally-imposed requirements attached to the bills authorizing the executive to find a "suitable" match.

      IBM unsurprisingly wins a fair number of bids that only IBM can win. This is not unique to IBM.

      Moreover, the people doing minimal work at full pay are often attached to funded projects as dedicated staff, which apparently helps in justifying the excessive project costs.

      This really is government-funded welfare, it's just that the administrative overhead is higher because of the costs associated on both sides when corporations contract with the government, plus the extra administration in the private insurer contracted with by the corporation, which in turn is fully reimbursed by the government in typical contracts.

      The most frequent bidders usually concentrate staff in congressional districts and states where the margin of victory for the Representative or Senator is small, and use a carrot-and-stick approach (we'll create jobs and bring in spending in your district, campaign on that or alternatively we'll have to lay off people in your district and perhaps close the factory) when congress is reviewing rules for bidding, specific bids or the performance of specific contracts.

      Beltway banditry is simply non-transparent and non-uniform socialism.

  15. "Workforce rebalance" by blind+biker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Anytime such grandiose outsourcing and/or workforce cutting schemes are created, you can suspect that a psychopathic suit just got an idea how to look busy and useful.

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    1. Re:"Workforce rebalance" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the Globalized Workforce endeavour and Insider Trading are very similar in many ways. Both benefit the doer, and both hurt society as a whole. Where will his children work? Not in Information Technology I bet! Both show that money is not the final arbiter in all decisions.

    2. Re:"Workforce rebalance" by jawahar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Behind every great fortune there is a crime." --Honore de Balzac

  16. Not accessible by you does not equal destroyed by John+Hasler · · Score: 3, Insightful

    > Do you need approval from the Feds before tidying up after someone who's
    > under investigation?

    While the courts might frown on destroying records relating to such a person there is no requirement that they remain on public display.

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    1. Re:Not accessible by you does not equal destroyed by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      Unless it involves real evidence that relates to the alleged crime, I can't image why the courts would have any opinion at all.

      It amazes me that some Slashdotters (not necessarily the parent) who pride themselves on believing in the most remote stretches of "freedom" fail to understand how it applies in it's most obvious and direct form of free speech. The government can't arbitrarily order websites to add or remove any content about an individual no matter how much the Slashdott crowd may hate him or assume he's guilty before a trial.

    2. Re:Not accessible by you does not equal destroyed by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > Unless it involves real evidence that relates to the alleged crime, I can't
      > image why the courts would have any opinion at all.

      That's why I wrote "might". Parties to the case would be well advised to refrain from destroying any records for fear of being accused of destroying evidence (justifiably or not) but they have every right to remove stuff from public display. Third parties such as LinkedIn are free to do as they will unless the prosecutors present them with court orders demanding preservation (but no court is going to require them to keep the stuff up on the Web).

      This is all most likely moot: I'm sure the SEC and the prosecutors have long since downloaded anything that might possibly be of interest.

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    3. Re:Not accessible by you does not equal destroyed by hedwards · · Score: 1

      The SEC must really suck if IBM was displaying evidence of wrong doing in a publicly accessible website designed to direct random visitors to read.

  17. Bio link works. by nbetcher · · Score: 1

    The link to Moffat's bio at IBM's site works just fine for me. Makes me wonder how fast this (or another) story made it to IBM web developers to fix this 'problem'.

    1. Re:Bio link works. by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I noticed that too. I think someone was a bit too happy about this and the company decided they have to show some level of support for the guy even if he's a complete ass.

  18. He made a schoolboy error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being in a position to do large deals, you always get people offering "incentives". ie cash in envelopes to sign a deal. Brown envelopes and all that. However I spoke to my boss at my old place ie before I became management and asked his advice.

    Basically, its a case of dont, ever! Basically, if a company gets audited, they will be looking for a scapegoat. Guess who gets that joy. Not only that, but it's your reputation also. In our game, reputation is worth its weight in gold!

    The way to do it, is to accept offers of kit on long term loan, that they dont want back. Im not saying I take it and sign a deal. Its more a case of it they want to give me freebies to test, I dont mind. ie the odd high spec laptop here, the odd day out there. They also understand what they give me is no strings and I treat it as such.

    At the end of the day price and quality are deciding factors.

  19. Open source can be outsourcing too by ClosedSource · · Score: 3, Funny

    Surely some jobs were lost when IBM put more emphasis on Linux and thus didn't require as many workers to support it.

    1. Re:Open source can be outsourcing too by NoYob · · Score: 1

      No. IBM's plan has been to move as much tech as they possibly can to India or any other low cost country.

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    2. Re:Open source can be outsourcing too by nacturation · · Score: 1, Troll

      It's all part of the free software model. According to Stallman, those laid off highly skilled engineers should now be selling support services helping others install Linux, configure Linux config files, and so on.

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    3. Re:Open source can be outsourcing too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if the software is well designed and documented, it shouldn't require an expert to install and configure (cf OS X). These tasks would be intuitive and "user friendly".

      Of course, that means we wouldn't need those expensive consultants. Maybe this helps to explain why it will never be "the year of Linux on the desktop".

    4. Re:Open source can be outsourcing too by DarkAce911 · · Score: 1

      I think that is everybody's plan now. At least where I am working. They really love people willing to work for a dollar an hour or less.

    5. Re:Open source can be outsourcing too by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Having been exposed to far too many million-dollar apps that require another 50k in billable support just to get installed and working, I can tell you those "expensive consultants" are doing just fine. They're not selling Linux, they're just charging to fix the app they sold you, that was broken in the first place.

      You know what's even more lucrative ? Fixing the flaws yourself, and selling the tool(s) you created in the process. I know a guy who floated himself post-bubble by selling software swiss-army-knives for Oracle and Peoplesoft sysadmins. Hell, some people do just fine selling GUIfied WAMP stacks. User friendly is a 3rd-party industry.

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    6. Re:Open source can be outsourcing too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely some jobs were lost when IBM put more emphasis on Linux and thus didn't require as many workers to support it.

      You're kidding right!? Working with outside groups is never easy, and IBM still has all of the those other operating systems.

  20. Encryption by andsens · · Score: 1

    Makes you wonder why the hell they didn't encrypt their phone conversations... I mean ffs, he worked at IBM, it's not like they didn't have access to that kind of technology.

  21. Speaking of such.... by NoYob · · Score: 5, Interesting
    From one of TFA:

    Cost is part of the calculation, Mr. Moffat noted, but typically not the most important consideration. "People who say this is simply labor arbitrage don't get it," he said. "It's mostly about skills."

    You know, I keep hearing that, but I have yet to see any proof. And if you walk into any American CS program, you'll see plenty of American students as well as foreign ones. What I'm saying is that there are plenty of qualified US students coming out of US universities and there are plenty of qualified US citizens to do any IT job. If you find that not to be your experience, I'd like to point out a few issues your organization may have:

    1. Your HR department may be screening out folks you want.
    2. Many times, your job reqs get changed by HR and they publish something completely different from what you're looking for.
    3. You are demanding too much, and if that's the case, you still won't get it overseas - unless, they're lying about their skills.
    4. You are located somewhere that no one really wants to live. Has your local population been trending down: like in the rust belt areas?

    In other words, I am very skeptical of anyone who says they can't get qualified people - especially in this economy.

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    1. Re:Speaking of such.... by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's never about skills. I have worked for companies that do off-shoring. They're no better. They're the same. Some are good but some aren't. But the off-shore team was much bigger because you can get developers for less than minimum wage in this country and amazingly companies can live with loads of incompetence when labour is dirt cheap.

      It's not just about wages, it's also about labour laws and not having to give benefits like pensions. They would probably even pay uk wages to these people as long as they still get to treat them like shit.

      These people aren't dumb, they know they're being taken advantage of. The good ones are looking to move to the UK, Canada, US, etc to get their decent wage and benefits.

    2. Re:Speaking of such.... by Jaysyn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In the past 2 years, my company's bread & butter has been cleaning up GIS (Smallworld, specifically) crap done by an Indian outfit for one of the largest ISPs in the country. They got paid to screw it up & we get paid to fix it. Needless to say, the ISP in question no longer outsources design.

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    3. Re:Speaking of such.... by tyllwin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      God, I wish I had points to mod this up. I've never ever seen it be about skills -- usually, in fact, the people doing the arbitrage don't even *know* what the relative skillsets are.

    4. Re:Speaking of such.... by davek · · Score: 1

      Here here. The dirty little secret about out-sourcing is you always get what you pay for. Anyone with skill, talent, and expertise will be able to find a position making the money they are worth. Why? Because if not, they would eventually start a working for themselves and create their own position of wealth.

      Cheap labor is exactly that: cheap.

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    5. Re:Speaking of such.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not unique to IBM, but in order to be granted permission to bring on an H-1B holder, the company has to show a "good faith" effort to find a U.S. Citizen.

      HR is trained in how to structure the requirements such that they will not be filled.

      The objective is to exclude everyone that attempts to get through, and if ALL requirements are met, they have to conduct an interview, the objective of which is not to see if you're qualified, but to find any excuse to exclude you.

      Once that has been accomplished, they can bring on the H-1B.

      Often times the job is "mapped" to the exact background of the H-1B they have in mind. Hence facilitating the process.

    6. Re:Speaking of such.... by jawahar · · Score: 1

      I agree. Off-shoring & Globalization makes sense only when Race to the Bottom is prevented in 3rd World

    7. Re:Speaking of such.... by hedwards · · Score: 1

      And this is in some way unexpected? I'm not sure why they would bother to off shore if it cost the same amount, considering that the skills aren't exactly something that the US has a monopoly over. The only significant reason why one would want to, is that if you outsource to India, you can have tech support answered by the next morning, which for a lot of people is a huge advantage even without a cost savings.

  22. Bad summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the fuck does BTW mean? This isn't a SMS message, at least write the summary like an adult.

  23. Common PR tactic. by slasho81 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hiding an embarrassing employee's web presence is a common PR tactic used to delay journalists by making them look for facts about the employee longer. The lazy journalists and bloggers who just want to publish now will have fewer facts and skimpier stories which translates to less interesting stories and less media attention.

  24. This made my day..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Worked for 23+ years at IBM Greenock Personal Systems Manufacturing, then they sold us off to Sanmina - SCI who closed us down less than 2 years later. Always remember Moffat's speech to those being jetissoned about how we were all like his children and how you have to let go of your children if they are to grow and realise their true potential. Patronising c**t..... More like hiring Jeffrey Dahmer as a babysitter. Am organising a reunion of my old department to celebrate.

    1. Re:This made my day..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats sick man!

  25. The original Dsigner of AirWolf? by shareme · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What the origninal designer of AirWolf arrested? Wjoops wrong Moffat..

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  26. IBM'ers, be proud and tell your friends why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The funny thing is, at IBM right now there's this campaign going on to "TELL" of all your great experiences and why IBM is such a great company to work for. They're giving out small boxes of mints and such, to help you speak you know (rolleyes). Mostly, my colleagues and I have been looking at one another, going "the kind of stories we'd be telling would NOT benefit IBM. Personally (and I believe my colleagues share this opinion), I have just enough loyalty to NOT go telling all my stories.

    Posted Anonymously just in case this turns ugly. In any event, the mints are tasty enough.

  27. WTF is your problem? by argent · · Score: 1

    Adults don't use obscenity as punctuation.

    1. Re:WTF is your problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Miss Grundy.....

  28. No surprise by sjames · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's not the least bit surprising. Who would want to remind the world that they heaped praise on someone who turned out to be a felonious swindler and a cheat (and probable psychopath)?

    The PR people fear that it reflects very poorly of the judgment of the others. I wouldn't be too hard on them though, psychopaths smart enough to not go to jail in their youth are notoriously hard to spot in a crowd.

    1. Re:No surprise by Junta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      someone who turned out to be a felonious swindler and a cheat (and probable psychopath)?

      To be fair, that really could be any sufficiently successful executive.

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    2. Re:No surprise by demachina · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think labeling these people as pschopathic is misguided at best. I'm pretty sure insider trading is an epidemic now and I wager a LOT of people are doing the same thing, in fact its behavior that is probably the new normal in the morally bankrupt world we live in. These guys were just doing it on a wholesale level and were unlucky that someone ratted them out. I wonder how many people are cringing right now because they know they've done the same thing and worry a little they might get caught too. I wager a week from now all the insider cheats will be back at it because the money is too good and too easy.

      It pretty tough to care about a few million made on illegal stock tips when places like Goldman Sachs are looting billions out of the pockets of all of us and getting away with it year after year. They ran a racket that nearly destroyed the global economy, pushed millions in to unemployment, foreclosure and homelessness and we punished them by giving them a bank charter, FDIC insurance, nearly unlimited money at zero percent. They are making a billion a month, and are going to pay record bonuses to the same execs who steamrolled our economy. When your whole economy has turned in to a crime scene how do you single out these people to jail.

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    3. Re:No surprise by sjames · · Score: 1

      I have no doubt how big insider trading is now. It actually fits perfectly with psychopathy. A psychopath tends to have two paths in todays world. They either end up as career small time criminals generally ending up in jail shortly after they get released for the last crime, or they learn to "fake it" well and end up a CxO or on Wall Street.

      A reason I think society SHOULD pay attention to that is that it means it's not just a few bad apples. We can't just sit back and say "Well, they got him. Things should be fine now". We should be asking ourselves how and why we let someone like him get anywhere near power and other people's money in the first place. Perhaps we should even ask ourselves how we allowed the system of rewards get distorted enough that it reliably selects moral defectives for success over people with a conscience.

      As for Goldman Sachs and friends, *I* certainly haven't suggested giving them a pass in all of this. Rather than singling out a few players, I would suggest considering them a good start and work up from there.

      G-S suggests a lot more thinking we as a society need to do. We need to make sure that we are NEVER so dependent on any particular corporation that we can't afford to fully enforce the law against them and if necessary bring them down.

      We as a society also need to ask how it is we allowed G-S to get such a sweet deal. They got a truly massive amount of cash, surely in return they could convert those time bomb mortgages into low interest loans or at least agree to halt all foreclosure activity until it can be worked out. Surely a trillion dollars is enough to warrant that!

      Perhaps we should investigate the psychopaths that supposedly represented the interests of the people when that deal was struck, they certainly didn't do a very good job. Wonder what they got in return for blowing it so badly? And yes, you'd have to be a psychopath to publicly rip off 300 million people, practically thumb your nose at them all while flaunting your practical immunity to legal action AND still sleep at night.

  29. He's not a fucking troll by QuoteMstr · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I say this as an American: we've become barbarians. We torture people. We incarcerate more people, both in absolute terms and on a per capita basis, than any other nation in the world, and think it's okay to gang-rape 1% of our population. Our wealth is distributed like that of a banana republic. We're stupid, vapid, and like a feral child, we snarl and bite when someone tries to help us. America really is the sick man of the world, and personally, I'm about ready to give up and pronounce the disease incurable. We can argue about causes and solutions, but you can't deny that we're in a steep decline. As George Orwell write,

    We are all capable of believing things which we know to be untrue, and then, when we are finally proved wrong, impudently twisting the facts so as to show that we were right. Intellectually, it is possible to carry on this process for an indefinite time: the only check on it is that sooner or later a false belief bumps up against solid reality, usually on a battlefield.

    1. Re:He's not a fucking troll by Toonol · · Score: 0, Troll

      And there's nothing wrong with joking about any of that.

    2. Re:He's not a fucking troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good, I'm glad you've figured out who you are. Now please pack your sh*t and f@#&!ng leave.

    3. Re:He's not a fucking troll by jtheisen · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You also do almost 100% of the world's innovation and produce the vast majority of art and culture. Within the last 100 years, you saved us from the Nazis, fascist Japan and International Communism and you're the only power who could save the world again if another threat comes up. Yes, the US appears to be mean and cold - but I shudder to think where the world would be without you. I believe that these things are unfortunately two sides of the same coin.

    4. Re:He's not a fucking troll by QuoteMstr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We're coasting on the accomplishments of our ancestors. Unfortunately, their America is not our America.

    5. Re:He's not a fucking troll by HanzoSpam · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      And that's not even the half of it.

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    6. Re:He's not a fucking troll by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      You also do almost 100% of the world's innovation and produce the vast majority of art and cultu

      you are kidding, right? Perhaps you also think you have the best educated citizens on the planet too.

    7. Re:He's not a fucking troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now listen to me, you dumb fucking redneck. You know how you and your ilk pretend to glorify that constitution of ours? And those freedoms? As a child, you and I were both brainwashed to believe that America is the greatest place on earth, where nothing can go wrong. Because you can say and believe what you want.

      And people like you, who pretend to be defending those concepts, haven't the faintest idea what any of it was supposed to be about. If your reaction to someone who disagrees with what you've mis-termed a "value system" is to bully that person and tell them to "get the fuck out", it just goes to show how little you understand about things like "freedom".

      Now, it turns out those freedoms were all a lie. Ask the patriotic American communists that used to exist. Patriotic, I say, because they loved their country and did not want its workers to be oppressed by social injustice. If we live in a country where we can believe whatever we want... Why then were American communists so ostracized and blacklisted during the Cold War? To this day, when someone becomes a citizen or joins the military, why do they have to swear that they aren't commies? You know why? Because all that stuff you and I were brainwashed to believe about free speech, free press, freedom of political thought and association, it's all fucking bullshit. To paraphrase the late Bill Hicks, you have freedom. Freedom to do what we tell you to do, think what we want you to think. And if you have a problem with that, you can get the fuck out of here. Because that makes perfect sense.

    8. Re:He's not a fucking troll by QuoteMstr · · Score: 1

      HanzoSpam:

      no practical, useful scientific knowledge has emerged from the ISS

      Have you ever met a liberal that wasn't proud to be sorry?

      the assertion that the New Deal propelled America into a period of rapid economic growth is ridiculous

      the amount of noise an individual makes about "the good of society" will be inverse to the value that individual contributes to society

      explain why the average IQ of American blacks is a standard deviation lower than the average IQ of American whites

      Social Justice: When a liberal gets slugged in the teeth.

      Seek help.

    9. Re:He's not a fucking troll by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You have a pretty skewed view of the whole situation. For example, Prescott Bush founded the family fortune on working for a company which funneled funds to the S.S. to do Hitler's bidding. And since we're talking about IBM, this is an excellent time to mention that IBM of Germany built and delivered the machines to manage the concentration camps, and actually printed the punch cards as well, but does their level best to deny their part in history. Nonetheless, many racial groups have reason to recall. No, I don't have any Obama hating to do today, don't worry... But to have the head of a dynasty founded by a known Nazi collaborator head the CIA, then become president, then get his son into the office... Well, it should put this whole conversation into perspective.

      Hot diggity DAMN I love the internet. It makes it so easy to cite your sources. If articles like these start dropping off these here internets, you'll know to run and not look back.

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    10. Re:He's not a fucking troll by Draek · · Score: 1

      You also do almost 100% of the world's innovation

      Citation needed.

      and produce the vast majority of art and culture.

      Again, citation needed. Remember that most RIAA and MPAA members are based in Europe and Asia so if you were gonna count *THEM* in, try again.

      Within the last 100 years, you saved us from the Nazis, fascist Japan and International Communism

      No, the Russians saved us from the Nazis, and they would've gotten around to demolishing Japan as well given time. In fact, that's *why* the US threw the nukes at them, they didn't want Japan to lose against Russia as that would've tipped the post-war's world balance in their favor. Communism you did, but I'm not sure that Imperialism is much better.

      and you're the only power who could save the world again if another threat comes up.

      Besides, again, Russia, China or the EU.

      Yes, the US appears to be mean and cold - but I shudder to think where the world would be without you. I believe that these things are unfortunately two sides of the same coin.

      So, the US appears to be mean and cold because the world would be worse off without them. Why? are you sure, then, if being "mean and cold" is a side-effect of becoming a huge superpower, that the Russians would *really* have been worse rather than it being merely the apperance of it as result of being *another* huge superpower, albeit one farther from (your) home?

      Besides, my own little problem with the US isn't that they appear mean and cold, most governments do. Its that they appear to be bloody *STUPID* on top of it. I mean, they recognized the terrorists' goals after 9/11 were to destroy their freedoms and make their citizens afraid and feeling they were in a state of war, and then what did they do? EXACTLY! destroy their freedoms and make a whole show out of pretending they were in a war where they could be killed any minute. I mean, you couldn't have done worse if you tried.

      --
      No problem is insoluble in all conceivable circumstances.
    11. Re:He's not a fucking troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blah, blah, blah. More observational bullshit on how America is becoming more "savage" each day. You enjoy quotes so much? Here's a quote for you:

      “Because think of how we started – think of that. This country was founded by a group of slave-owners who told us all men are created equal. Oh, yeah. All men, except for Indians and niggers and women, right? (Always like to use that authentic American language.)" -- George Carlin

      More savage? You were _born_ savages. Your entire nation is founded on savagery, death, torture and rape. It always has been. The fact that you're only just now realizing it and internalizing that fact is just another shining example of the ignorance of Americans of their own cultural demise.

    12. Re:He's not a fucking troll by HanzoSpam · · Score: 0, Troll

      Look, if it upsets you that much, post your address and I'll be glad to mail you a hankie. A nice pink one to go with your politics.

      --

      Progressivism: Parasites helping parasites to help themselves - to other people's stuff.
    13. Re:He's not a fucking troll by VocationalZero · · Score: 1

      AMERIKKKA SUCKS!!11!1! am i popular yet?

    14. Re:He's not a fucking troll by VocationalZero · · Score: 1

      Its always entertaining when trolls troll trolls...

      At least thats what I hope is happening here.

    15. Re:He's not a fucking troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I must note: An American was bashing America, and a non-American argued against the bashing. That is a pretty clear indication that our country is royally fucked up. (Note: I take the side of the America-basher... we're a bunch of fat, vain, retards who thinks everybody owes us everything 'cause we're the shit (a heaping pile of it, imo), and most of our culture and art is bankrolled and created by for-profit entities with absolutely no soul)

      Angry rant at slashdot: Fuck you and your javascript-laden bullshit. Am I the only one thats about to start reading Digg instad of /. because of the horribly shitty interface? Maybe I should write a blog post about how slashdot is on a long and painful journey to Web2.0 uselessness and obscurity, and then submit it to slashdot for discussion... Give me back, or the option to use, the old static slashdot, dammit! Or at least fix your shit ajax and textbox bugs!! Get off my lawn!/rant

    16. Re:He's not a fucking troll by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      I say this as an American: we've become barbarians.

      SOME of us are barbarians. Some of us are opposed to torture, throwing everyone in jail, gang rape, social stratification, and MTV. And it's not like we're the only ones with demons among our citizens. Throw a dart at a map. There are either plenty of evil stupid people living there, or you've hit the ocean.

      Anyway, I see nothing to indicate Americans are barbarians compared to non-americans. We didn't invent colonialism, torture, slavery, the gap between rich and poor, ignorance, or squandering natural resources. We did invent MTV I guess.

      I also object to the "become" part: I don't see a whole lot changing, at least not for the worse. We've stopped burning women for being witches, that's a plus. We've gotten rid of most forms of slavery: improvement. Literacy is close to an all-time high, ignorance may not feel like it's much improved, but I'd bet creationism is still falling. Not nearly as rapidly as it should, but down overall.

    17. Re:He's not a fucking troll by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Tell ya what: let's make a trade. You can come live up here in Canada, and we'll send down one of our dumb sheeple to take your place down south.

      Canada ain't great, but it's a little bit better at all of the things you've listed. Prison population is relatively low, we have measures in place to gently discourage wealth-hoarding, our health care sucks but it sucks in an egalitarian way for everyone, and we're usually the ones trying to help other nations with their problems, be they medical, educational or military.

      Canada's not perfect, and your 8 years of Bush idiocy have left us with some sympathetic retardation at many levels of government, but I wouldn't trade my "expensive hippie socialist" country for any other. Up here, we wouldn't hate Obama for his ethnicity, we'd ridicule him for his inefficiency, but frankly he's no worse than the average.

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      -Billco, Fnarg.com
    18. Re:He's not a fucking troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you're just too fucking stupid. So you go around calling people trolls to feel better about yourself.

    19. Re:He's not a fucking troll by AVryhof · · Score: 1

      Just seems like some of the mistakes most long-standing nations have made within their first 200 - 400 years or so. It's not right, and it's pretty moronic, but it's nothing new.

      Or... you could just say that our nation is doing what our parent nations have always done.... I still think we have a long way to go before we do anything along the lines of the Roman empire (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_empire), the British Empire (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Empire), Russian Empire (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Empire), hell.... about half of the current European nations took turns controlling huge portions of the "known world" from time to time. As for America's "War on Terrorism"... it just seems like The Good Ol' boys (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bush_family ... etc) are trying to pick up where Europe left off with the Crusades (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crusades). Yeah, we've invaded some Territory (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican-American_War), or a country here or there but our imperialism is nothing compared to what our parent nations have done.

      I think the true atrocity is that we haven't learned from our ancestors' mistakes. For a nation that was supposedly founded on tolerance, freedom and all that baloney.... it seems like we have just become another in a long line of offenders.

      What the whole world needs to do is stop trying to one-up each other at everything (my health care is better, I've started a bloodier war, our money is worth more) and start working on some sort of cooperation.

      Anyway.... this is so off-topic it's pathetic but what the hell... I'm just a stupid, vapid, imperialistic American so I need to shout my opinion and make heard!

    20. Re:He's not a fucking troll by rtfa-troll · · Score: 1

      I'm a great believer in joking about almost anything. However, often the joke says something about the person who's making it. In this case the joke is old and tired (so it says the person is pretty boring and staid). At the same time, the way it's made makes it pretty clear that the joke is made by a person who is responsible for the situation (US citizens could try to press for improvement) knows what it is (terrible) and plans to do nothing about it. Think about the influence this has on people from the outside. Claims that prison incidents in Iraq were one off accidents ring pretty hollow to any Iraqi who sees that Americans really don't care about their own prisoners.

      So; there's nothing wrong with a good joke about anything, but a bad joke is a bad joke and sometimes unforgivable.

      --
      =~ s,(.*),<sarcasm>$1</sarcasm>,g if any_point_you_wish();
    21. Re:He's not a fucking troll by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Within the last 100 years, you saved us from the Nazis

      Funny, I thought the USSR did that, what with >2/3 of all Axis military casualties coming from the Eastern Front.

      But, I guess, history is written by the victors; and as USA triumphed over USSR in the end, it retrospectively appointed itself as the savior of the world in WW2 as well. What's really sad about it is that you're (apparently) not even an American, and yet you've already bought into it...

    22. Re:He's not a fucking troll by Brickwall · · Score: 1
      our health care sucks but it sucks in an egalitarian way for everyone

      Off-topic, but:

      I've been a diabetic, controlled by pills, for 15 years. About a month ago, my pancreas finally gave up; unfortunately, it didn't send me an email. My blood sugar skyrocketed over the weekend, and by Monday, I was in diabetic ketoacidosis. I vomited non-stop for two days until I could get a ride to Emergency.

      When I arrived, I had a pulse over 140, and blood pressure through the roof. I was triaged, processed, and in an ER bed within 30 minutes. I had a swarm of people tending me, taking blood, pumping me full of various fluids and drugs, attaching an EKG and vital signs monitor, etc. Within 90 minutes, they had my heart rate down to a still elevated but reasonable figure, my blood sugar down, and my electrolytes improving. They kept me in ER for a day, then moved me to a regular bed. I was taken in for an endoscopy the next morning, which revealed severe erosion of my esophagus. They kept me in the hospital for five more days, with a follow-up endoscopy the next Tuesday. I was given an insulin kit, and taught how to inject myself. When things appeared stable, I was discharged, with a follow-up visit booked to the Diabetes Education Centre associated with the hospital.

      And it cost me nothing out of pocket. I shudder to think what this would have cost me if I'd been uninsured in the US. Are there problems with the Canadian system? Yes. Does it "suck"? I, for one, don't think so.

      --
      What was once true, is no longer so
    23. Re:He's not a fucking troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regarding your sig:

      "Social Justice: When a conservative finally admits their entire ideology doesn't work."

      FTFY

      Historically speaking, they are usually shown it doesn't work via Madame Guillotine and firing squads amongst other methods. They stubbornly refuse to admit it even then, of course. Then the cycle repeats itself.

    24. Re:He's not a fucking troll by thejynxed · · Score: 1

      The EU can't even save themselves, let alone anyone else.

      Far more likely to see Russia, China, or the US in that situation. I know which of the three I'd prefer.

      --
      @Mindless Drivel: 100% of Twitter posts ever Tweeted.
    25. Re:He's not a fucking troll by Retric · · Score: 1

      vast majority of art and culture we produce a tiny fraction of the worlds art and culture. However, as you only speak one language out of thousands are obviously stupid it's easy for you to forget that simple fact.

    26. Re:He's not a fucking troll by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      So you are saying that the time in our history that we were most influenced by Europe was our savagest?

      Interesting...

      Hopefully we never try to mirror Europe again.

      I must say, Europe seems to do a a great job moving past their historical sins and holding on to America's past sins.

      Heck, they do better than Americans. We really seem to be stuck on the sins of our past and try to taint history against any good we have ever done.

    27. Re:He's not a fucking troll by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      Score: 0

      -1: Wooosh
      +1: Insightful

      simply amazing, I salute you sir!

      --
      People in cars cause accidents....accidents in cars cause people :-D
  30. M.I.A as In ... by dmomo · · Score: 1

    All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
    And (KKKAAAA CHING!)
    And take your money

    ?!?

  31. "corporate psychopathy" is so harsh by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Let's just call it an extreme form of capitalism...

  32. The test will be IBM's Data Retention and Phones by turtleshadow · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IBM may be able to as a legal maneuver remove all the Bios and promos made by this executive. However IBM's data retention and phone system logging is going to be hotly tested. Not much is done in IBM without some tracking system. Most the company phones have logs, all the emails are archived/retention for a few years. I think even the old Sametimes messages were also logged once long ago. It sounds like the US Justice Dept will have wiretaps as the big evidence.

    Unfortunately IBM's polices on email retention may put at jeopardy the cache. I think it was 3-5 years worth. IBM learned not to keep a lot of communications after problems with anti-trust lawsuits. Law enforcement may face a mess if they need to go back into the mainframe system because only a few persons know that system outside IBM and internally that generation was being wiped out.

    I will laugh out loud if IBM drags its feet in producing all the documents when this hits the courts as this is what it sells to customers at a high premium. IBM's legal legions are 2nd to none for litigation and maneuvering and the do not fear the US gov.

    Anyhow it is trival as I think this guy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar when the US gov was fishing for bigger fish such as hedgefund managers who are suspected of funding terrorists.

  33. IBM has more scrubbing to do... by bylo · · Score: 4, Informative

    e.g. http://www-03.ibm.com/press/us/en/biography/10068.wss

    [In case their scrubbers find this bio] "Robert W. Moffat, Jr.
    Senior Vice President and Group Executive, Systems and Technology Group

    Full biography

    Robert W. Moffat, Jr. is senior vice president and group executive, IBM Systems and Technology Group. Named to this position in July 2008, Mr. Moffat is responsible for all IBM hardware offerings as well as the microelectronics division, which translates IBM research and development into semiconductor solutions for IBM systems and OEM clients. In addition, the company’s integrated supply chain operations, which include global manufacturing, procurement and customer fulfillment, report to him.

    Mr. Moffat was senior vice president, Integrated Operations. In this cross-functional role created in July 2005, he led an initiative to transform and integrate the company’s supply chain and service delivery operations globally, leveraging new business process designs and advanced technology to achieve greater levels of efficiency while improving IBM's market responsiveness.

    Prior to that, Mr. Moffat was senior vice president and group executive of IBM's Personal and Printing Systems Group, where he was responsible for worldwide sales, development, manufacturing and marketing of Personal Computers, Printing Systems and Retail Store Solutions. Before that, he was vice president, finance and planning for the Enterprise Systems Group.

    Mr. Moffat has held a number of executive positions at IBM, including general manager of manufacturing, fulfillment and procurement initiatives for the PC business. He led the team that pioneered the Advanced Fulfillment Initiative, and channel collaboration initiatives, which were awarded the 1999 Franz Edelman Award, the highest recognition for achievement in operational research and management sciences, and supply chain management.

    His other positions at IBM, since joining in 1978, included assistant general manager, finance, planning, and business support for the IBM PC Company in Europe, and vice president of finance and planning.

    Mr. Moffat is a member of the IBM Performance Team and the IBM Corporate Operations Team. He serves as a member of the Board of Trustees for The Manufacturing Institute, an educational and research affiliate of the National Association of Manufacturers. He is also a non-voting observer on the Board of Directors of Lenovo Group Limited.

    Mr. Moffat is a graduate of Union College in Schenectady, New York, with a B.S. degree in Economics. He also holds an MBA in Management Information Systems from Iona College in New Rochelle, New York.

    July 2008"

    1. Re:IBM has more scrubbing to do... by davek · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mr. Moffat is a graduate of Union College in Schenectady

      Why Lord? Can't someone from Schenectady become famous for something other than being a crimial? I guess I'll have to be the first...

      OK. fine. There was the Rivest

      --
      6th Street Radio @ddombrowsky
    2. Re:IBM has more scrubbing to do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A B.S. degree in Economics, huh?

    3. Re:IBM has more scrubbing to do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On Monday:

      Biography you tried to access does not exist.

  34. Time Was... by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Interesting
    IBM used to boast during the new employee orientation that IBM "Put the employees first, the customers second and the shareholders last." Time was people would network throughout the company and someone would be happy to help out if someone from another department needed help to move a project forward. Time was we believed we could do anything and our company wouldn't fuck us over.

    Too bad there's not a company like that anymore...

    --

    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    1. Re:Time Was... by war4peace · · Score: 1

      "Put the employees first, the customers second and the shareholders last."
      You sure it wasn't in Hebrew? I think they were supposed to read it backwards. Would make much more sense...

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      ...gis sdrawkcab (usually not responding to ACs; don't bother posting as AC)
    2. Re:Time Was... by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 1

      Given recent directives in ITSA, we spend more time doing paperwork for IBM than actually servicing our customer. We are even forbidden from accumulating overtime. 40 hour work weeks, no exceptions!

      I wonder if that's for the customer, IBM, or the shareholder? In my mind, not servicing the customer isn't good for anyone.

      --
      "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
    3. Re:Time Was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time was people would network throughout the company and someone would be happy to help out if someone from another department needed help to move a project forward. Time was we believed we could do anything and our company wouldn't fuck us over.

      Shouldn't that be 'A time when'? Or where? I'm being honest, I've never heard 'Time was'.

    4. Re:Time Was... by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      I think I picked it up in the US South or somewhere, and it's a bit old timey to use, even down there. It's the sort of thing you might here from someone who remembers a day when everyone in the company collectively worked toward its success, and when employees didn't have to fear being cut one day because someone in upper management wants to bump the stock prices up a couple bucks with a massive layoff so he can afford a new boat.

      They treat us like this and then go whining to Congress that they can't find enough IT workers. I hope they all die of ass cancer.

      --

      I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    5. Re:Time Was... by dgr73 · · Score: 2, Informative
      I remember the same time.. when I was learning the ropes on some new piece of software, I'd call anywhere on the planet and have a fellow IBMer help me. And when people called me for help, I'd drop everything (or if I was real busy, told 'em to call be back a little later) and help out a collegue. People didn't call unless they were really stuck, so you knew you were saving them a lot of trouble and in the end making their customer happier.

      IBM also used to have a policy of paying the employees by their "worth" to the company. If you had good skills in hot areas and billed a lot, you'd get a raise or something. But after Palmisano took over (though the old timers say it started during the Gerstner era) that all changed. You were given the "Sorry, but there's a freeze on wages from EMEA" excuse. I left once I realized I'd hit a glass ceiling with wages. But a lot of guys stayed longer.. they were quite pissed off when they told their managers they were leaving and the reply was "Why? Is it the salaries? How much are they paying you? We'll pay the same!". This shows how naively some people trusted IBM to be fair to them, and that trust was earned back in the day during long and painstaking years of non-optimized profit. Now the trust is gone and IBM is no longer the "most desired workplace" it used to be around here.

      /rant

  35. IBM CEO Gerstner raided the Pension Fund by CuteSteveJobs · · Score: 3, Informative
    There's a lot Lou Gerstner did at IBM that wasn't well known, like his raiding the pension funds and decimating the product line (DB2 anyone?). The business press is fawning of Gerstner (these are after all the same people who praise Madden and the Wall Street investment banks after all), but if you look at Amazon's review of his book you'll find many comments that tell the parts he left out in Gerstner's masturbatory little book:

    http://www.amazon.com/Elephants-Dance-Inside-Historic-Turnaround/product-reviews/B00009NDAF/ref=cm_cr_dp_hist_2?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&filterBy=addTwoStar

    Many like these:

    "It is strangely ironic that, after doing his best to suppress all negative communication within IBM, it should be the reader feedback on amazon.com that alerts Gerstner to what the world at large really thinks of him. Ever since 1994 the newsreading public has been conned into a set of beliefs about IBM and Gerstner, simply through IBM's vice-like control of all media that wanted a share of IBM's ad spending. It is bizarre that he expects us to read through a critical employee e-mail on pages 81-82 of his book, when he admits that he couldn't even spare the time to reply to it himself.

    Gerstner was the IBM CEO with a worse revenue record than John Akers, the man he replaced. The only way Gerstner could find to grow revenue was by buying firms like Lotus. He turned what was a fantastic company to work for into a an ordinary one. He writes in the book that he transformed the company into a firm where the most able got the most rewards. In fact he converted it into a firm where the most aggressive individuals, like Gerstner, win through. He destroyed IBM's employee benefits schemes across the world, claiming they were unaffordable at the time of IBM's darkest hour. Perhaps they were at that time, but Gerstner's greatest sin was that he never returned any of the benefits to the employees when business improved, except through a silly bonus scheme that in my experience never motivated anyone. The result is that IBM has become a company that people still want to have on their CV, but those who join in mid-career almost never stay more than two years.

    Gerstner groped around and never really found the right idea for growing revenue. His shift to services meant that he took his eye off all the products in the IBM catalogue, and IBM architectures have become an irrelevance in a world now dominated by Windows, TCP/IP, Linux, Solaris and Oracle. He used the AS/400 as a cash cow when a very aggressive pricing scheme could have seen the system create the market that Windows NT instead built. Gerstner has said the Internet saved IBM, but frankly it did a lot more for rivals like Microsoft and Sun.

    There's a part of me that makes me think this book is one huge, ironic joke -- the guy only pretends to be unaware of the impact of his decisions on others. He boasts about a turnaround that never was and advocates management behaviour that no-one should accept.

    That would be fine if it were confined to the pages of this book. But unfortunately the impact of Gerstner is written large across the lives of many, many individuals who crossed his path, both inside and outside IBM. The blight cast over their lives means that, when they get the chance, they usually don't recommend IBM products. Gerstner just doesn't understand that.

    These pages on amazon ought to be required reading for anyone foolish enough to think they want a career in IBM. "

  36. No, it's definitely NOT capitalism. by boorack · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As a person who still remembers (late stages of) communism, those fat & lazy corporations resemble old (long dead) industry in communist states. So many things look exactly the same. High rank executives chasing phantom "results" just to get their bonuses, causing so much mayhem in the process. Middle rank managers who are interested in just blindly executing orders from their bosses and have to be clueless crooks to succeed, low level worker drones interested in setting up another "Q&A cell" to do some paperwork or being a salesman without any responsibility instead of doing something real.

    For me, the main distinction between capitalism and communism (corporatism) is ownership. In capitalism the owner runs the business and risks its own property in the process - thus the owner is interested in well-being in the long run. In communism (or corporatism) the communist comisar (corporate executive) runs business that does not belong to him, does not risk anything and is interested in skimming some of it via bonus (for posting cooked results) or some form of fraud.

    Using ownership distinction it is easy to explain why some corporations (Google, even Microsoft) are doing well (and have clean vision) while others (pre-Gerstner IBM, HP after Compaq merge) have no vision except next quarter results. Apple is a blatant example - founded by Jobs & co, then taken over by some classic corporate drones (and nearly killed in the process), then taken back by Jobs and regained all its shine (and some more). This also explains why large corporations like to merge creating larger (more poorly managed) ones - the larger (and less transparent), the more occasions for upper management to steal something.

  37. Cringely: Moffat Guilty or Stupid? by theodp · · Score: 1

    No Joy in Mudville: "What does it say, then, when the architect of LEAN is arrested for alleged insider trading?...Moffat is guilty or he's stupid, neither of which says much for IBM."

  38. While those things are deplorable by symbolset · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While those things are deplorable, the trouble isn't that the US is the worst in the world as it is that we can do better.

    Saying that "We" are guilty of these thing isn't true - though some few of us are and no doubt we can do better. We should do better. We should encourage each other to improve and not despair.

    On the other hand: Slavery is still a common practice in large parts of the world, particularly Asia (and to some degree in the US too). China harvests organs from political prisoners. In Russia the rule of law is still privately funded and enforced. Rape of political prisoners to discourage dissent is reportedly practiced in Iran. Female genital mutilation, "honor" killings and simply setting your wife on fire are practiced in many places. As I write this one billion of my six billion fellow humans is starving. And let's not even talk about the pit of hell that is Africa. And then there's the deplorable incremental loss of human rights caused by busybodies determined to legislate every possible human action from marriage to business to whether you wear seatbelts in your car to whether you have seventeen forms of insurance; from what you read and watch and say to who you associate with to where you travel. To count our ills as Men is perhaps counterproductive. It's probably better to count our blessings and be happy with our lot, and then reach out and do what we can to improve the lot of others - but without risking so much that we become part of the problem.

    If you really think our country is that bad, the exit is here. Be careful, though. It's a one-way door. And don't let it hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

    Yes, prisoners raping each other is a despicable act and it occurs far more often than it should. It's not as common as people seem to think though and most of the people who joke about it don't do so because they approve of it. Voluntary "situational" homosexuality during incarceraton is far more common, as it is in polygamous cultures and other cases and doesn't get nearly as much discussion. Like most other fonts of humor like death and toilets and sex people joke about it because making light of the human condition is how humans deal with things that make us uncomfortable. It's how we let go of the inevitable sadness so we can cope. It's a joke. Laugh.

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    1. Re:While those things are deplorable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thanks for showing the exit...

    2. Re:While those things are deplorable by quarterbuck · · Score: 1

      China has only about 20% incarceration rate as USA. But it does execute about 3 times more. But since the overall execution rate is still about 5,000 a year, this does not make up for the lower incarceration rate.
      So really, China is not all that more barbaric than US.
      India has an extremely low incarceration rate.
      Europe on the other hand, executes nobody and jails much less number of people than USA.
      One could possibly have a world with Europe as the central power and still have a better world . No prison rapes, open to many languages and cultures and pretty liberal and secular.

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    3. Re:While those things are deplorable by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Yes, the US incarcerates far too many. Worse, the demographics of the incarcerated population indicate racial bias. We really need to work on that. But I don't know what the cure would be - ending prohibition might be an answer, but at what social cost? The practice of criminal prosecution in the US is also horribly tilted against the poor - almost as much so as was the case before the right to an attorney was established. The whole system needs work, and there are entrenched and politically active factions well motivated to keep things the way they are because incarcerating people is a huge fraction of our economy.

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  39. There would be a LOT more cheering, by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Insightful

    if Sam Palmisano was also arrested, charged, tried, convicted and hung. The top of IBM have been horrible over the last 7 years.

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    I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
    1. Re:There would be a LOT more cheering, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if Sam Palmisano was also arrested, charged, tried, convicted and hung. The top of IBM have been horrible over the last 7 years.

      Amen, brother! Remember when they used to have those IBM sing-alongs with songs written praising IBM? I think the songbooks need some updating...

      To the tune of Jingle Bells!

      Driving us insane
      With pay cuts and RA's
      To the bank he goes
      Squealing all the way!

      Playing with our lives
      Leaving tears and blight
      Wouldn't it be loads of fun
      to string him up tonight?

      Chorus:
      Oh! Oinker Sam!, Oinker Sam!
      How do you sleep at night?
      Why do I ask?
      A sociopath
      Cares for no one but himself

      Oinker Sam!, Oinker Sam!
      IBM is heading south
      Wouldn't he look great
      With his head on a plate
      And an apple in his mouth!

      Working overtime
      For this ungrateful swine
      What's a little heart attack
      If it helps the bottom line?

      No one to lend a hand
      My colleagues all were canned
      Our SLA's have gone tits up
      Say thanks to Oinker Sam!

  40. Hmmmm... by GradiusCVK · · Score: 1

    Any sufficiently successful executive is indistinguishable from a psychopath?

    1. Re:Hmmmm... by sjames · · Score: 3, Interesting

      One does wonder when the executive culture and financial media routinely heap praise on executives who can make the "hard decisions" where "hard decision" is defined as one that hurts people in favor of profits and never means the decision to do the right thing for people in spite of the short term costs to the company. The latter decision seems to actually be the harder one since so few ever actually take that path.

  41. i think the word psychopath is overused by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    all of us have an ability to turn off empathy. it does not take a genuine psychological abnormality to do something evil for the sake of greed or other base instinct. it also begins to separate the man from the crime in terms of responsibility: if he's a psychopath, it removes culpability by explaining away some of what someone does wrong as a simple psychological defect, something beyond their control

    no, a lot of really heinous crimes in this world are not done by psychopaths. and that actually makes the crimes far worse. we use the word "psychopath" as a quick way to explain away their crimes, of drawing distance between the criminal and us. which is probably necessary for us to do. for to consider that someone like you and me can do vile things makes us feel uncomfortable about ourselves. our potential to do horrible wrong. better to do the quick and easy thing and label the person "psychopath" rather than meditate on the real and ruinous road that takes a psychologically normal person and winds up with them committing evil

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    1. Re:i think the word psychopath is overused by sjames · · Score: 1

      Yes, we all have the ability to ignore our moral compass for the sake of greed, but few of us do so, and certainly not on so grand a scale. Perhaps it's not as easy as you imagine for most of us.

      Being a psychopath doesn't remove culpability for actions. The legal standard for culpability is if you understood that what you were doing was a crime. Since they have made some effort to hide it and even recognized that there were negative legal consequences if they get caught, they meet that standard easily.

      If we determine for a fact (I am speculating, so I said probable psychopath) that he is a psychopath, it does suggest that a condition of his parole be that he never hold a management position again. It would be irresponsible to subject ethical people to the whims of a psychopath. In that sense, I wish to hold him responsible at the highest level. I wish to make sure he does not end up taking a vacation at the world's worst luxury resort and then go offend again.

      As for what leads an ethical person to do evil, I suspect a part of it is a system of perverse rewards where the psychopath wins and the moral man suffers. That's a powerful push in the wrong direction. Of course, the ethical person who is driven to that will tend to either feel bad about it later and try to make ammends or will actually develop a serious psychological problem (perhaps both).

      It is in part my meditations on what drives the moral person to behave unethically that causes me to want successful psychopaths identified and removed from positions of power.

  42. It's back... by sammcj · · Score: 1

    It's back...

  43. what you describe is NOT capitalism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because any CEO of a large company isn't risking anything, just wanting to skim some extra from the top.

    How do we know this?

    When a CEO tanks the company, they get a golden parachute and land a nice CEO job at another company.

    It's EXACTLY like your description of communism.

    The only one that isn't is (somewhat) those that have not floated, where the owner is the one person in charge and they HAVEN'T come from the right stock, so their failure isn't a failure for "one of the boys" but just the failure of a johnny noname upstart.

    And Microsoft is an ego-fluffer for Gates and Ballmer. It's why the company still acts like everyone else has to lose for them to win. And they have nothing to lose if MS goes down. They have enough cashed away to let them and their descendents till the end of time live without having to do a lick of work.

    MS isn't doing well, either. It's riding on the communist monopoly copyright and their early rape tactics on the OS gave them.

    "Slashdot requires you to wait between each successful posting of a comment to allow everyone a fair chance at posting a comment.

    It's been 34 minutes since you last successfully posted a comment"

    I've never seen an explanation of how it can know it's been 34 minutes and still think it's been too soon since last post.

    Incapability like this is pretty much the major reason why I don't sign up. Why go through the minor hassle of signing up just to get a crappy experience and reward those who made it crappy by making out it's acceptable?

  44. Indeed by theolein · · Score: 1

    No, the Russians saved us from the Nazis, and they would've gotten around to demolishing Japan as well given time. In fact, that's *why* the US threw the nukes at them, they didn't want Japan to lose against Russia as that would've tipped the post-war's world balance in their favor. Communism you did, but I'm not sure that Imperialism is much better.

    This needs to be highlighted. The Russians would have won the war against the Germans on their own, had the allies not opened another front. And the Russians would surely have beaten the Japanese on their own as well. Some two thirds of all Nazi troops were deployed on the eastern front and two thirds of all casualties happened there as well. I'm personally of the opinion that a Russian dominated Europe would have been very bad, much like the Warsaw pact countries were.

    However, all that is some 60 years ago, and this 2009. Time has passed and things have changed. Russia is no paradise, but the Soviet Union is gone and America has gotten itself into such deep financial straights as a nation that I find it very difficult to see the US maintaining its global place in the long run.

  45. bio is still available, as well as video I think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Bio:

    http://www-03.ibm.com/press/us/en/biography/10068.wss

    The video also I think: https://www.e-techservices.com/portal/IBM-Smarter-Planet-Videos

  46. this is like saying hunger by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    is the source of all evil in the world

    all greed is is a desire to accumulate to support yourself. sometimes more than you need, but how do you draw the line? often it is the case that one mans reach for more winds up filling the bounty of those who can't or won't reach at all. societal systems that lock people's reach down wind up impoverishing all, not equating everyone at a high equal rate. there is always some natural inequality of accumulation due to merit and ability (and also via nepotism, inheritance, other vile ways) but this society with an inequality of riches is still richer than a society where everyone is artificially locked down to how much they are able to acquire. in other words, you need to accept some amount of inequality because any attempt to equalize people's wants and needs just deflates everyone's income overall

    if you have a system which doesn't reward greed, people starve, literally. flesh is flesh: its sustenance is an act of transgression. you can't make a valid moral system that ignores the life-affirming value of greed

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    1. Re:this is like saying hunger by sjames · · Score: 1

      Most people define greed as a willingness to set morality and ethics aside to get more than you need. Others would call that avarice. Whatever you call it, that's NOT good for society at all.

      If you steal from someone who can spare it in order to have something to eat through lack of choice, arguably you haven't behaved unethically. If you have plenty but steal more from someone who didn't have enough, you have behaved unethically. If you act in such a way that you get more and so do the others, GREAT! That's what we like to see, even if you got a larger boost yourself. If you impoverished as many as you enriched, not so great. If you impoverish many for the benefit of few, you have clearly crossed the line.

      There are plenty of gray areas, of course. The problem only comes in when we allow people who haven't the slightest concern for anything but what gets them the very most possible without sending them to jail to call the shots.

      Honestly, the idea that those sorts of execs are good for a company is a bit delusional. They will always act in their OWN best interests. Eventually, their maximum benefit and that of the company they work for will be at odds. Next thing you know, they're cashing in their golden parachute and stock options and the company tanks. A number of companies found out about that the hard way after bringing "Chainsaw Al" in to much fanfare.

      That's the sort of thing you want to avoid rewarding. You want to reward the person who does the best for the company they can without crossing the ethical lines. There will be many arguments as to who did or did not cross the line and just how far is too far, but even with that huge gray area we're all better off than we are if we just declare ethics to be a non-issue.

      I don't expect a world where everything is perfectly equally apportioned, it just won't happen. I DO expect a world where people struggling to make ends meet don't end up destitute so a billion dollar CEO can paint his yacht again. Nowhere did I suggest setting limits on what one can acquire other than whatever limits ethics may present.

      I think it's naive to think that those at the top will make the rest richer if we give them a get out of jail free card. They have proven themselves to have an uncanny knack for making sure no crumbs from their table accidentally end up in someone else's hands for long.

      Oxygen is good too. In a world with no oxygen, we all die quickly. But if you think there's no such thing as too much, try breathing pure oxygen at 10 atmospheres for a while.

  47. There never was a skills shortage. by plopez · · Score: 1

    I have posted numerous times about this, with links to reputable reports, e.g. Rand corporation and Duke university. There never was or has been a skills shortage.

    See this old article:
    http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/03/10/1454250

    I'm getting tired of posting this.

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  48. The Ministry of Truth purged the files by plopez · · Score: 1

    And are going replace them with a heroic article about a manager named "Oglivy"who died in his cubicle giving his all for the company.

    And if you don't get the reference, read "1984" by George Orwell.

    Orwell had it right, just swap all references to the government with "the corporation".

    Which is one reason I refuse to work for companies after they reach a certain size.

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  49. that story seems so quaint now, doesn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    and it only goes back to the mid 80's. I thought the 1st ever IBM layoff happened around that time, but according to google it was Feb 1993. It was pretty much all downhill from there. For IBM and the rest of corporate america, who read IBM's decision as an "OK" to balance economic inequities, as well as bad mgmt decisions, on the backs of "regular" employees.

  50. Alliance@IBM needs salt by frostycellnex · · Score: 1

    As an employee of IBM, I'd take the comments from Alliance@IBM with a grain of salt. Alliance@IBM is a group of employees whose agenda it has been to start an IT workers' union. The people Mr. Conrad is likely to be talking to are therefore probably pre-disposed to being very anti-upper management. Mr. Moffat's M.O. is as an axe man, and a pool of employees who's reactionary response is to oppose any kind of reduction in workforce, no matter how necessary from a business standpoint, is hardly likely to have an unbiased opinion as to the sentiment of Poughkeepsie's general population towards Mr. Moffat. Alliance@IBM doesn't even represent a majority of IBM employees, much less the population of people from which a jury would be built.