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Sony, IMAX, Discovery To Launch 3D TV Network

adeelarshad82 writes "In a surprising endorsement for 3D display technology, Sony Corp. of America, Discovery Communications and IMAX Corp. have announced plans to form a US television network entirely devoted to 3D programming. The three parties have signed a letter of intent to form the unnamed venture, which is scheduled to launch in 2012. The new network is intended as a sort of carrot to lure buyers to purchase 3D-enabled TVs." Reader jggimi notes NY Times coverage, which points out that this prospective network won't be the first: "Earlier Tuesday, ESPN announced that it would start 'ESPN 3D' in June 2010. The channel will show a minimum of 85 live 3D events during the first year."

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  1. Lame start... by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Informative

    They don't seem to be breaking much ground with this. It was already known that the World Cup going to be shot in 3D... ESPN is basically saying they'll make that feed available in the USA because they own the English-language TV rights. Could we please have Sunday Night Baseball and Monday Night Football in 3D?

    1. Re:Lame start... by master5o1 · · Score: 1

      Wait...what world cup?

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    2. Re:Lame start... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Soccer I suppose.

    3. Re:Lame start... by master5o1 · · Score: 1

      Football, I suppose.

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    4. Re:Lame start... by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't understand why the standards org for soccer is called FIFA... shouldn't they have an S for soccer somewhere in that name?

    5. Re:Lame start... by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 5, Funny

      We only call it Soccer in the US. Everywhere else they call it Foccer.

    6. Re:Lame start... by cupantae · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      This isn't redundant. It came before the other reply, and it clears up the fact that the sport is known properly as "Association Football", and not just "football" (because "football" means soccer, gaelic football, Aussie rules, American football, rugby, etc.)

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    7. Re:Lame start... by madnis · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Wait...what world cup?

      Hopefully not the one involving two girls... That was bad enough without three dimensions.

    8. Re:Lame start... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 4, Funny

      Probably the same reason that the old USSR called itself CCCP.

      Bloody foreigners.

    9. Re:Lame start... by paiute · · Score: 1

      What do they call "WHOOSH" over there?

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    10. Re:Lame start... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't seem to be breaking much ground with this. It was already known that the World Cup going to be shot in 3D... ESPN is basically saying they'll make that feed available in the USA because they own the English-language TV rights. Could we please have Sunday Night Baseball and Monday Night Football in 3D?

      To heck with 3D foot ball, I want 3D tennis and 3D volley ball! The only sports worth staring at for hours, its the unclad truth.

    11. Re:Lame start... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      ...3D beach vollyball.

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    12. Re:Lame start... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Football is Football everywhere in the world except in the states where you have fancy names like Association Football ... Rugby is Rugby, nobody in its right mind would put them together ...
      As for your Armored Football, only Americans could invent a sport that looks like organized medieval warfare ...

    13. Re:Lame start... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      There are a few sports shown on TV where it isn't immediately obvious why it could be interesting to watch. For reference, see http://bash.org/?146497

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    14. Re:Lame start... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand why the standards org for soccer is called FIFA... shouldn't they have an S for soccer somewhere in that name?

      Soccer is short for Association Football. FIFA stands for Federation Internationale de Football Association. Here is your "S" in the middle of "A"

    15. Re:Lame start... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      We only call it Soccer in the US. Everywhere else they call it Foccer.

      Somebody was recalling their favorite Johny Carson moments on a nostalgia TV show. On one of the early episodes that were live, a WW-I ace came on as a guest. He was telling a war story, and said something like, "And then one of those fokkers came right at me; I swung around and was determined to blast the fokker...". Johny was going crazy signaling for a commercial break. After seeing Johny's expression, the guest clarified that "fokker" was a kind of German plane. (Unfortunately, I think they said it was a time before they taped the show. I'd love to see Johny's expression.)
           

    16. Re:Lame start... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Swish"?

    17. Re:Lame start... by HybridJeff · · Score: 1

      We call it soccer in Canada too.

    18. Re:Lame start... by KazW · · Score: 1

      Wrong, Canadians call football, football and we call soccer, soccer... As it should be.

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    19. Re:Lame start... by besalope · · Score: 1

      As for your Armored Football, only Americans could invent a sport that looks like organized medieval warfare ...

      Well yeah, we missed all the medieval warfare fun that Europe got to experience. We're just trying to play catch-up.

    20. Re:Lame start... by VShael · · Score: 1

      Wrong, Canadians call football, football and we call soccer, soccer...

      More proof, if any were needed, that Americans = Canadians.

    21. Re:Lame start... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      If’s Focker! After the great inventor Gaylord M. Foccer!

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    22. Re:Lame start... by Walzmyn · · Score: 1

      You must be watching the NFL

      If you'll watch my college team in their bowl game you'll see it's very much DISorganized medieval warfare ...

    23. Re:Lame start... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know: FAIL. ;)

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    24. Re:Lame start... by blincoln · · Score: 1

      Probably the same reason that the old USSR called itself CCCP.

      Well, to nitpick, "CCCP" in that sense isn't pronounced "see see see pee". It's more like "ehs ehs ehs ehr". Cyrillic has some of the same glyphs that are in the Latin alphabet, but even the shared characters don't necessarily have the same meaning.

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    25. Re:Lame start... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sir, that is offensive to both Canadians, who don't want to be confused with dimwitted, warmongering Americans, and Americans, who don't want to be confused with tree-hugging, socialist Canadians. I suggest you apologize immediately.

    26. Re:Lame start... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Wait until you dive into goatse's anus in THREEEEE DEEEEEEEEE!

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    27. Re:Lame start... by Phoghat · · Score: 1

      Jousting anyone?

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  2. Party like it's 1999 by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is about the point where HD was in 1999. Announced, but not quite online yet and only limited programs are being broadcast. Channels are so light on content they sign off rather than take up bandwidth when they've got nothing to show. This will make more sense when the devices are out and priced like an HD set is today... we're just not there yet.

    1. Re:Party like it's 1999 by warmflatsprite · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ... we're just not there yet.

      And we never will be unless someone bites the bullet and starts publishing 3D content. I have a feeling that the adoption curve for 3D television will be much quicker than that of HD television since the latter relied on scaling up the world's LCD production facilities.

    2. Re:Party like it's 1999 by StormUP · · Score: 1

      I bought a 73" Mitsubishi 3D Ready 120hz 1080P DLP HDTV yesterday at Costco with stand for $1500 total. Now it doesn't come with the glasses and IR emitter to use 3d, but it has the plugin on it. Honestly I have no idea how much those would cost to buy as the fact the TV is 3d ready wasn't my major reason for the purchase. It doesn't seem to me like there was much, if any additional cost to add the 3d ready port to this beast. I suspect the real cost is going to be in purchasing a pair of glasses for each viewer if I ever chose to go 3d. My primary purpose for this TV is to watch media such as movies or TV on DVD/Blu-Ray and play video games. I do not subscribe to any cable or satellite services and have no intention of doing so. I find that they deliver a bunch of crap I don't want and I can rent/purchase what I do want to watch for cheaper per month and I don't ever waste time mindlessly flipping through the channels just because I'm bored.

    3. Re:Party like it's 1999 by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one who doesn't give much of a shit about 3d TV content? Woo, so some things seem a bit more foregroundy and others a bit more backgroundy... and I have to wear glasses all the time to see the effect.

      Then again, I haven't bought into the HDTV hype, either. Sure, it's higher resolution, but I don't care.

    4. Re:Party like it's 1999 by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      Hey, just thought I'd post here to tell you I don't give a shit how much you care. Hope you wasted your time checking this reply. Cheers.

    5. Re:Party like it's 1999 by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info. I had been wondering how much you care about how much he cares. Very useful.

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    6. Re:Party like it's 1999 by B4D+BE4T · · Score: 1

      How did you get that TV for $1500? The Costco website lists it at $2500, which is more than I would be willing to pay for it. But if there is any way that I could get it for $1500, I just might do it.

      The specs on the website say that it comes with one 3D IR Emitter, so maybe I'm looking at a different model (you said yours didn't come with an IR emitter). The one on the website is the 837 Series.

    7. Re:Party like it's 1999 by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Pron to the rescue!

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  3. ugg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I have to use stupid red/green or red/blue glasses count me out. now, the weird polarized glasses (or whatever) they use in theaters now would be awesome.

    1. Re:ugg by fractoid · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, the light output of an LCD is naturally polarised, so an LCD using polarised glasses is actually far easier to make than a temporal interlacing design (using shutter glasses). Also, shutter glasses require ridicorously high refresh rates and still cause eye strain, not to mention the glasses are powered and thus are heavier and can run out of batteries.

      One thing I think will be interesting is whether there will be enough time for the fixed-perspective "3D" to really take off before "true" 3D becomes practical (using screens whose pixels can emit different light colours in different directions, a la HoloVizio). Generating a display like this is tractable (I presume they're using a lenticular sheet system with multiple columns of pixels behind each lenticular strip) but capturing live video in such a manner will prove an interesting challenge.

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    2. Re:ugg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Though right now it's easier to get 2 million pixels to work at 120 Hz than to try to cram 4 million 60Hz pixels in the same space.

    3. Re:ugg by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Hmm... not so sure of that. Also, 120hZ is 60 hZ for each eye with 50% duty cycle. That's gonna give you a migraine.

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    4. Re:ugg by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      That’s still not 3D. It’s just a 2D surface on a 3D ball. Like a globe.

      3D is when it got an actual volume. Look up volumetric textures e.g. in OpenGL, used in medicine.
      The key thing that distinguishes them: You can cut the viewing volume at any plane, and see the insides.
      With being able to cut everything, I don’t ever see that coming. Except maybe for some novelty fully rendered movies.
      But if you only allow it to work like depth focusing, where everything else wil simply be out of focus, it will maybe come some day.

      Still: If you can’t choose the focus with your eyes. it’s not 3D. (Focusing just is the third dimension of positioning.)

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    5. Re:ugg by fractoid · · Score: 1

      It depends, as always, on exactly what you mean by 3D. As far as I can see, a high-enough-resolution screen which can emit different colours in different directions at least in the horizontal plane (call it horizontal-specular screen maybe?) you could simulate some depth of field (focally the screen would be made of vertical bars at different depths). A high-enough-resolution screen that can emit different colours in all directions from each pixel (that's gonna be a *long* way off but is the ultimate expression of a flat viewing screen) is basically a live-action full-colour hologram, reconstructing the wavefront of the light coming through the screen from the virtual objects, focal information and all.

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    6. Re:ugg by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      What the fuck do you mean 'not so sure of that'? Do you see any monitors with a resolution of around 3200x2400? No? That's because it's fucking hard to do. Now, do you see 120hz monitors? Yes? Even higher refresh rates too? Hmmmmmmm I wonder which is harder to make.

      Also if you get a migraine from a 60hz image you're a giant pussy and should really just stay away from electronics in general. Please.

    7. Re:ugg by fractoid · · Score: 1

      3200x2400 is 7.68 million, not 4 million. The 30" Apple Cinema HD has a native resolution of... wait for it... 2560x1600. Which is four million pixels. At more than 60Hz. You fucking fail.

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    8. Re:ugg by PerfectionLost · · Score: 1

      That is some cool shit. I wouldn't consider a tv i have to wear glasses for, but one that does it without... I can see this quickly scaling up to a depth competition.

  4. The Chicken or the 3D Network by wooferhound · · Score: 1

    Which cam first
    the 3D TV or the 3D Network ?

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    1. Re:The Chicken or the 3D Network by PieSquared · · Score: 1

      Easy, the TV. Why? Because it's easy to implement with LED's, and we already have LED TV's. Even if no 3D programs are available (and with movies coming out in 3D at least DVD/blu-ray stuff should be soon...) some people will pay extra for the "3DTV" (or whatever) printed on the box.

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  5. Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I heard from a trusted source that it's going to be called ADHD3DTV.

  6. Won't be needing 3D TV by sakdoctor · · Score: 1, Informative

    Won't be needing 3D TV ... ever.
    Just saw my first full length film in 3D, and I don't need that in my house. It just doesn't add that much to the viewing experience.
    I'll be skipping blu-ray.

    1. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We're starting to hit the point where those with damaged eyes who can see somewhat but not perfectly are getting lost. 3D is useless to the people who have lost depth perception... and HD requires a big enough TV for any additional pixels to be meaningful. At this pace, only teenagers will be subscribing to the highest definition TV services.

    2. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by peragrin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      exactly 3D movies are useless for me as my eyes don't focus in the "right" way.

      I see some effects but just get a headache. I think it is some 5-10% of the population suffers from the same problem. That will limit any major 3D tv tech.

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    3. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      How is your depth perception generally? Are you okay with ball games like tennis?

    4. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wow, you gave 3D an entire movie experience before deciding it's fate?

      And you're skipping blu-ray... uh huh. I'll come back to you in a year when you can't even find a non-bluray DVD player on the market any more.

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    5. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by Mad+Quacker · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Won't be needing 3D TV ... ever.
      Just saw my first full length film in 3D, and I don't need that in my house. It just doesn't add that much to the viewing experience.
      I'll be skipping blu-ray.

      Let me guess you have no depth perception and are partially blind? Watching Avatar in RealD 3D was quite an experience. It wasn't just me either, people were standing up in the theater trying to grab the RealD introduction out of the air. No flicker, no headaches, no red/blue tinting.

      I am not easily impressed.

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    6. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by peragrin · · Score: 1

      medicore. baseball, tennis, are tough. However I can play both acceptably. well as long as it is only as serious as who buys the beer.

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    7. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not to mention people that are colour blind.

    8. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by baptiste · · Score: 1

      Agree 100% Saw Avatar in 3D. great movie, but would have enjoyed it just as much in 2D I expect. Have no desire to watch sitcoms or football or soccer with 3D glasses on. Just annoying. Ok for an occasional movie, but viewing at home? Meh - not until they can project it :)

    9. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1, Insightful

      bluray will due. it has NO market acceptance. no, you geeks don't count, you don't buy enough of these.

      for everyone else (non geeks) dvd works, works fine, is cheap and plays everywhere.

      sorry, but fanboys of sony can claim that BD is here to stay but wait until sony wants to re-re-remilk the video market.

      you BD fans are the suckers, truly. a movie is a movie. it does NOT gain anything (in the storytelling) by being in so-called high def. its a sucker play and in this economy it will simply die, over time. it will never even get to 25% of dvd rentals or sales (mark my words).

      downloading drm-free is the future. drm-laden bd can kiss my ass.

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    10. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by daath93 · · Score: 1

      Physical media sales will die out in a few years once the content providers figure out which on-demand service they can lock down and make squeal. Then they can charge you a few bucks every time you want to watch it instead of selling you a disc you can watch an unlimited amount of times. BD is an antique before its even fully accepted/adopted.

    11. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by daath93 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Really? People trying to grab things from the air? I don't know if that is a testament to the 3D or the stupidity of the average theater goer in your area.

    12. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by markdavis · · Score: 1

      I thought that 3D added a *LOT* to Imax Avatar. It was extremely well done- visually. The story was so-so, but the visuals were beyond compare.

      Would I enjoy 3D HDTV? Sure- but only if the refresh were high, and only if they keep the bitrate up. As it is, the bitrate on Cox for HDTV is horrible, there are all kinds of artifacting on my 52" LCD. Over-the-air is *MUCH* better.

    13. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Let me guess you have no depth perception and are partially blind? Watching Avatar in RealD 3D was quite an experience. It wasn't just me either, people were standing up in the theater trying to grab the RealD introduction out of the air.

      That's because it's fairly new. But I have to agree with my fellow "flatlander" above: it doesn't add that much to the experience. Good use of movement-based parallax produces almost the same depth cues as direct 3D, and doesn't require special goggles. As a novelty, 3D is cool, but the novelty wears off. Producers should perfect the art of parallax instead. It's pretty cool if used right.

      But hey, if it stimulates the economy for a while, then go ahead and blow wods of cash on 3D equipment. Personally, I'd rather it go toward fixing potholes; they are 3D too. Some are so fscked I think they are 4D.
       

    14. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i can tell you don't know shit. a large portion of the films coming out and making money are remakes. if the masses really only cared about the story line do you really think they would have needed to remake stuff like "the in-laws"?

      pull your head from your ass.

    15. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > And you're skipping blu-ray... uh huh. I'll come back to you in a year when you can't even find a non-bluray DVD player on the market any more.

      I'm wondering if this will be happening any time soon. I own a Blu-Ray player and a fairly large Sony Bravia, and I honestly can't see any significant visible difference between my blu-ray titles and a reasonably well-mastered DVD. And I'm fairly picky -- I never did go the VHS route, preferring to suffer with Laserdisc until DVD became available. Laserdisc blew VHS away, and DVD was a significant improvement over Laserdisc, but Blu-Ray doesn't seem to give the same quantum improvement over DVD.

      But I'm a geek, so I have one. There may be enough geeks to keep the format alive, but certainly not enough for it to take over DVD.

      My friend with the 100" front-projection set says there's a significant difference between Blu-Ray and DVD. I bet he's right, on his high-end equipment. But are there enough people with TVs good enough to tell the difference to support the format?

      What about Fred and Ethyl Six-Pack, who probably still have a tube set, or just got their first flat panel at Costco but have no idea how to set it up. Do their jaws drop the first time they see the blu-ray version of Bad Boys II? Of course not.

      I look forward to the day when Blu-Ray players are available for $34.99 at Wal-Mart, as DVD players are today. Fortunately, our DVDs will still play fine, and there will still be no reason to replace them with their Blu-Ray counterparts.

      In the case of 3D TV, if done properly, it could be the quantum leap that HDTV was over NTSC. So.... how long did it take for HDTV to go from concept to generally available? And then, how long did it take to become affordable enough for Fred and Ethyl to consider buying one? I forget, how many converters were sold the year NTSC stopped transmitting?

      Personally, I think 3D is an interesting novelty in the theater. I bought the Bravia in 2009, and typically keep my TVs for ten years or more. Let's talk about 3D around 2019, shall we? With the length of time for standards struggles to be resolved and decisions to actually be made, 3D should be just about ready for prime time by then. Or maybe a little later.

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    16. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by feepness · · Score: 1

      What about Fred and Ethyl Six-Pack, who probably still have a tube set, or just got their first flat panel at Costco but have no idea how to set it up. Do their jaws drop the first time they see the blu-ray version of Bad Boys II? Of course not. I look forward to the day when Blu-Ray players are available for $34.99 at Wal-Mart, as DVD players are today. Fortunately, our DVDs will still play fine, and there will still be no reason to replace them with their Blu-Ray counterparts.

      I purchased a new TV in 2009 as well, and moved the old TV purchased in 2006 upstairs where we had none. My wife, a decided non-geek, noted with disappointment the quality difference on the downstairs set with the BluRay/PS3 player, and the upstairs set.

      I too tend to keep TVs for awhile (this is the first time I've actually had two). But I certainly don't expect that to hold other people back.

    17. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know... 10% of people can taste the chlorine in Splenda, too, and they seem to be doing all right. I also have depth perception issues and enjoy 3D anyway, but the effect is much more subtle than people with normal vision seem to report.

    18. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      Most of the non-tech people I know bought HD and BlueRay players long before any tech people. They are the ones that believed the bestbuy / circuit city employee that they would see a difference while still using their non-hidef tvs...

      The non-geeks are always the ones that buy based on hype. They buy their players when they were still at their riduculous prices. Just like they purchased the xbox 360 and playstation 3 right away for 500+ (or 1500 plus for the people shopping on ebay.)

      The "geeks" know that the prices would drop and waited. As a bonus to waiting, they were able to buy games and movies at lower prices since they were no longer new.

    19. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by Col+Bat+Guano · · Score: 3, Insightful

      7 - 10% of the population are left handed (wikipedia), but that doesn't stop almost all handed tools being right handed only.

      I think that companies would be prepared for 5 - 10% to be overlooked in the pursuit of new TV/home entertainment/3D-DVD sales...

    20. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by Bill+Dog · · Score: 1

      Very astute. So far the model of entertainment publishers has been to get us to repurchase content we already own but on the next better kind of medium, but pay each time per consumption is the holy grail.

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      Some even talk: "Oh nooooo... your tire's all flat and junk!" :)

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    22. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah the phisical media is dead, digital download and streaming will be the future. hope all companies push toward that

    23. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by bendodge · · Score: 1

      I remember as a small boy seeing an IMAX short about astronauts. When they started tossing M&Ms in zero-g everyone grabbed at them. Most dramatic though was a helicopter shot. I actually reeled around in my chair. It seemed like the whole place was the chopper.

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    24. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by feepness · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I see some effects but just get a headache. I think it is some 5-10% of the population suffers from the same problem. That will limit any major 3D tv tech.

      About 10% of the male population is colorblind. That still doesn't prevent half the video games that come out using purple/pink/red/cyan/dark blue/light blue as the major team colors.

    25. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by LilGuy · · Score: 1

      I saw avatar in 2d and enjoyed it. Then on christmas my family wanted to go see the 3d version so I tagged along. That was the first 3d movie I've ever seen without the red/blue glasses and I was blown away. I actually caught myself trying to swipe away some flaming ash from my face at one point and the best part was I didn't get a headache from watching it!

      If 3D tv is anything like that count me in!

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    26. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      That’s only you. To us it matters a lot. Sure, it does not replace anything else (like a good story), but it adds much.
      Maybe you only got one eye. Dunno. Are you a cyclops? Or is your name Leela?

      The real reason this will never ever come to TV, is because by the time it would be implemented, there will be no TV anymore. I mean half of the people I know already don’t have or use a TV anymore. And when they do, they just skip channels, rant that there’s nothing on, and turn the TV off again.

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    27. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by Walzmyn · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it was pretty. It just didn't *ADD* a damn thing to the lame ass story.

    28. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by dredwerker · · Score: 1

      bluray will due. it has NO market acceptance. no, you geeks don't count, you don't buy enough of these.

      for everyone else (non geeks) dvd works, works fine, is cheap and plays everywhere.

      sorry, but fanboys of sony can claim that BD is here to stay but wait until sony wants to re-re-remilk the video market.

      you BD fans are the suckers, truly. a movie is a movie. it does NOT gain anything (in the storytelling) by being in so-called high def. its a sucker play and in this economy it will simply die, over time. it will never even get to 25% of dvd rentals or sales (mark my words).

      downloading drm-free is the future. drm-laden bd can kiss my ass.

      Instead of drm-laden bd I thought you said drm-bin-laden. Suddenly we have terrorist media.:)

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    29. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      What’s a blu-ray DVD??

      Is that like a formula 1 car bicycle?

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    30. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      I actually did that when I saw a 3D movie for the first time.

      You don't really do that because you think you're going to actually touch it, duh. You do it to see what will happen, as in, will your hand seem like it's going through something that appears to be right in front of you?

      It's not stupid people, it's people playing and experimenting with something they've not seen before.

    31. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are varying degrees of colorblindness. I have a few friends who are colorblind, and even if they can't tell what color it is (green or red), they can usually tell that one is different from the other.

    32. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by feepness · · Score: 1

      Not with the colors I listed. Most of them are very close. I'm not that colorblind either, but purple/dark blue is nearly impossible to distinguish because the red is lost.

    33. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      About 10% of the male population is colorblind. That still doesn't prevent half the video games that come out using purple/pink/red/cyan/dark blue/light blue as the major team colors.

      Most colorblind men cannot tell the difference between red and green, but can in the yellow/blue axis. Hence, most team colors use varying levels on the (red or green) vs. blue axis. Red simply results in the best colors (no teal, no gray) on that axis vs. yellow or green.

      So, dealing with the most common colorblindness is built in.

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    34. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by feepness · · Score: 1

      When I said team, I didn't just mean televised sports.

    35. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I saw Avatar, I was impressed with the graphics and enjoyed the 3D.

      But by the time the movie was over, I definitely felt the beginnings of a headache coming on. I'm not saying it happens for everyone, but I'm in whatever percentage of the population the OP is in.

      However, even ignoring that aspect of my experience, I'd still pass on 3D TV in general. It's definitely fun as a novelty, but until we get to the hologram stage or something else that's actually three dimensional and beyond tricking the eyes into seeing different things with special glasses, I'm not really interested in seeing it on a day-to-day basis.

    36. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      Tilted head? While watching Avatar I noticed that leaning just a fraction of a degree greatly increased eyestrain and sometimes borked the effects completely. Current "3D" tech only works if the line between your retinal maculae is perfectly horizontal. The real world is "3D" from any angle.

    37. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      I know. My point is that teams are usually (some shade of red) vs. (some shade of blue). Given that there are many types of colorblindness, these colors are distinguishable to the majority of colorblind men. My point is that, they do in fact take color-blindness into account.

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    38. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by feepness · · Score: 1

      I bet you're not colorblind. I also bet you don't play games with more than two teams.

      A game that truly takes it into account has an option to switch into a primary color mode or choose your own colors to account for varying types and degrees of colorblindness.

    39. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither can I and neither can the director of the movie "Up," who can't watch his own film in 3D. So far, I haven't found any information about changing 3D to 2D so people like us an watch TV on a 3D set.

    40. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by B4D+BE4T · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that the circular polarization allowed the screen to be viewed from any angle. I saw Avatar at a theater that uses RealD (which uses circular polarization) and tilting my head did not seem to change the image at all. Maybe the theater that you went to uses an older tech based on linear polarization?

    41. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by B4D+BE4T · · Score: 1

      Same here. This was also my first experience with RealD 3D and I was absolutely amazed by it. I'm also amazed at how many people thought that the 3D added little to nothing to the experience. I mean it wasn't just the little things popping out of the screen (I can see where some might see that as just a gimmick, although I enjoyed that too), it was also how much more lifelike the actors appeared. I felt it gave the impression of being there in the room with them much more than any 2D movie.

    42. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      The stereoscopic image separation is horizontal; the type of filtering (polarization, color, shutter, whatever) doesn't matter.

    43. Re:Won't be needing 3D TV by B4D+BE4T · · Score: 1

      Circular polarization is different.

      Circular polarization differs from linear polarization in that viewers are able to tilt their head and look about the theater naturally with no loss of 3D perception whereas linear polarization requires viewers to keep their head within a certain degree of tilt for effective 3D perception; otherwise they may see double or darkened images.

  7. Re:Sony, IMAX, Discovery To Launch 3D TV Network by LostCluster · · Score: 1

    Sony, IMAX and Discovery aren't owned by the "big" content companies. Nothing heard from CBS, NBCU, NewsCorp/Fox, Time Warner... and Disney's only asset offering anything is ESPN.

  8. A few featured shows: by Gizzmonic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The first lineup has been announced, it will feature "Comin' Atcha!" "Think Fast!" and "Look Out, I'm Throwing Things At Your Head!"

    -with apologies to Michael Kupperman, the hilarious comic artist I stole that joke from

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    1. Re:A few featured shows: by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Funny

      The first lineup has been announced, it will feature "Comin' Atcha!" "Think Fast!" and "Look Out, I'm Throwing Things At Your Head!"

      Last week's "Look Out, I'm Throwing Things At Your Head" was killer. This young guy was at the $1,000,000 dodge and still has his Hide In the Audience lifetime, but got too cocky and fell back to $25,000.

    2. Re:A few featured shows: by mrsurb · · Score: 1

      When I went to see Avatar 3D they had a preview for Alice in Wonderland 3D. It was all flashy "look-at-me, I'm in 3D!" showy rubbish. I despaired at having to sit through almost three hours of Avatar if it was going to draw that much attention to the special effects. Fortunately, the effects were used much more effectively (excuse the pun) in the movie proper.

    3. Re:A few featured shows: by Bill+Dog · · Score: 1

      The first lineup has been announced, it will feature "Comin' Atcha!" "Think Fast!" and "Look Out, I'm Throwing Things At Your Head!"

      Then in the following season we'll all be ready for some high-brow entertainment!

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  9. headaches welcome? by girlintraining · · Score: 1

    Yay headaches? :(

    Why is 3D somehow better? They cause eye strain, and the average house watches how many hours of TV a week? This might not just be a bad marketing gimmick -- it could actually be a public health hazard.

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    1. Re:headaches welcome? by broken_chaos · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because it's IN THE THIRD DIMENSION!

      Also, it's a shame HTML doesn't have a <reverb> tag.

    2. Re:headaches welcome? by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

      In theory 3D should be possible without these issues. Have you seen Avatar in Imax 3D? I've heard tell it's not headache-inducing.

      I'm willing to believe that the headaches on the tech demoes I've seen are the result of poor filmography or hardware (both of which are tricky.)

      Of course I would be surprised if healthy hardware is ready for the home by 2012.

    3. Re:headaches welcome? by AndrewStephens · · Score: 1

      The first two "modern" 3D movies I saw (Beowulf and Journey to the Center of the Earth) both gave me intense headaches, but Avatar seems to use a different process (at least the glasses were different) and gave me no problems. I don't know how the 3D televisions work, but it is certainly possible to have 3D with pain.

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    4. Re:headaches welcome? by markdavis · · Score: 1

      3D does not cause eye strain nor headaches when it is done PROPERLY (like it was done with Avatar 3D Imax).

      Now, with 30/60Hz flicker-glasses, yeah, that could be an issue. And since that is the technology they will have to use with home TV, I am not overly optimistic... but I will reserve judgment until I experience it.

    5. Re:headaches welcome? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      The first two "modern" 3D movies I saw (Beowulf and Journey to the Center of the Earth) both gave me intense headaches, but Avatar seems to use a different process (at least the glasses were different) and gave me no problems. I don't know how the 3D televisions work, but it is certainly possible to have 3D with pain.

      I do not believe that 3D will be successful in the long run if it requires wearing special glasses. There have been previous successful 3D movies, but when the studios tried to follow it up with another 3D movie, people weren't interested.

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    6. Re:headaches welcome? by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      IN THE THIRD DIMENSION!

      TV watches you?

      I realise I only used part of the sentence, but it was almost begging to be used like that ;)

    7. Re:headaches welcome? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      What does that have to do with HTML? HTML is a semantic language. This would be CSS’s task.

      But what you want is actually possible:
      1. Write it like this: Because it’s <em style="reverb: large hall">IN THE THIRD DIMENSION!</em>
      2. Write a Firefox extension that automatically scans the document for this, and does with it, what you think it should do.
      3. Get it into the CSS3 or CSS4 draft, so the Firefox team has to implement it natively. ^^

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    8. Re:headaches welcome? by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      Yeah, like their latest production: Avatar. Nobody saw that crap.

    9. Re:headaches welcome? by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

      No, the primary issue has really been the headaches. If they can do it without damaging people's vision, it will catch on.

    10. Re:headaches welcome? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My father worked at the first national tv station we had in my country (.nl)... he told me people were saying the same thing about the introduction of normal television...

      ... looking at the society I live in... they might have been right tho ;-)

  10. Thank you for watching. by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're tuned to the Headache Channel.

    1. Re:Thank you for watching. by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Stay tuned next for Headache News, annoyance you can count on.

    2. Re:Thank you for watching. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most Slashdotters would assume from head ache that it was a porn channel.

  11. This is like launching HDTV in 1996... by SexyKellyOsbourne · · Score: 2

    Seriously, this launch is a bit premature. Sure, such technologies exist, but with no market for it.

    Unless they're requiring red and blue glasses, no one can watch it in 3D -- 3D broadcasting requires 240hz televisions alongside enough shutter glasses to cover a 20+ person sports gathering.

    The American consumer is already tapped out on debt, since they maxed out their credit cards on flat-panel HDTVs in the age of subprime lending, and are probably only using them to watch low-res basic cable now that they have to pay the bills.

    It'll be a good 10-15 years before 3D broadcasting will even be considered normal. Yet it's not entirely stupid -- in the business world, people still fall for the "Reagan Star Wars" tactic. Just convince the competition you're revolutionary and they'll waste all their cash trying to catch up to something infeasible...

    1. Re:This is like launching HDTV in 1996... by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      During the early days of HD, NESN (the Boston-area sports network with Red Sox games) rented out movie theaters and sold tickets to see the HD broadcast (complete with commercials) in the local movie theater for several away games. We'll likely see a repeat of this stunt by the 3D rights holders.

      The first HD broadcasts of a Space Shuttle launch were only available at Best Buy stores. No HD sets had been sold at that time, and Best Buy was rolling out the first unbranded disaster of an plasma HD set for $10,000 and all of those were eventually recalled.

    2. Re:This is like launching HDTV in 1996... by PieSquared · · Score: 1

      Red-blue or shutters plus double frame rate aren't the only options. There's also differential polarization and double the resolution. All we have to do is turn half the LED's 90 degrees and enable the proper video format and polarized glasses will do the job of red-blue ones - except you lose the "polarization" channel and half the resolution instead of the "color" channel. And lets face it, you wouldn't notice if you lose your already tiny ability to discern polarization.

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    3. Re:This is like launching HDTV in 1996... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you knew jack shit out marketing you wouldn't be hanging out on slashdot.

    4. Re:This is like launching HDTV in 1996... by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      It only takes 120hz, which most new LCD TVs support. Glasses are around $200 (with like a whole three of them on the market), and will inevitably drop in price before this channel airs. If you throw sports parties with 20+ people in attendance you already have a huge entertainment budget and shouldn't find this a problem. Or you can go with the polarized projectors approach. Either way, expect yourself not to get invited to these parties, since apparently all you do is bitch bitch bitch.

  12. First Day Schedule Released by StefanJ · · Score: 5, Funny

    12:00 am to 6:30 am: 3D infomercials
    6:30 am: 3D National Anthem
    6:35 am: Scripture Study with Rev. Harlon Stereo
    6:45 am: Davey & Goliath in the Land of Three Dimensions
    7:00 am: Bwana Devil
    9:00 am: House of Wax
    11:00 am: Treasure of the Four Crowns
    1:00 pm: Pixar Trailer Compilation
    2:00 pm: House of Wax
    4:00 pm: 3D National News from the rim of the Grand Canyon
    6:00 pm: Simpsons 3D episode
    6:30 pm: Viewmaster Travelogue Presents: Beautiful Holland.
    7:00 pm: House of Wax
    9:00 pm: Stetson's Hangout (premiere) Sitcom featuring the wacky exploits of the Tosser Family. In this epiode, Stetson Tosser throws snakes, soiled diapers and a bowl of Jell-0 at the camera.
    9:30 pm: Lacrosse championships from Watertown, NY. In 3D.
    11:00 pm: Late News hanging from a platform on the side of the Empire State Building
    11:30 pm: Viewmaster Showcase: Bible Stories

    1. Re:First Day Schedule Released by rockNme2349 · · Score: 1

      3D infomercials. Everything is shown on one plane as close as possible to the viewer.

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    2. Re:First Day Schedule Released by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Aw, gee. I was hoping to see Creature From the Black Lagoon and the 2 Three Stooges episodes again and again and again and again and again...

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  13. Re:Sony, IMAX, Discovery To Launch 3D TV Network by omar.sahal · · Score: 1

    What about 3D cinema.

  14. Re:Sony, IMAX, Discovery To Launch 3D TV Network by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Informative

    Sony and IMAX are more known for doing movies... but it's Disney's Pixar and Viacom's DreamWorks that's doing most of the HD movies. IMAX tends to like to upconvert major releases, but they've got limited processing power so they can't do everything... yet.

  15. Excellent idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We all know how much people tend to spend in recessions. People are sure to go out and buy incredibly expensive 3D television sets!

  16. 3D will be much more meaningful in the computer by rolfwind · · Score: 1

    side of entertainment. 3d Video games can already provide the experience with a 3d monitor with little rewriting and so could the OS. Then there will be CAD like programs.

    I don't know why the industry is trying to push it from the TV side of things, 1st adopters are usually computer geeks. Push stuff out there and see if people want it.

    I like 3D movies, but until they have holograms down, I don't want to be watching TV with glasses or even see 3D all that much to begin with.

  17. Yawn. Fad is Over by coaxial · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ask yourself this: When was the last time you watched anything and said, "You know what? This is good, but it would better if it was in 3D."

  18. Re:Sony, IMAX, Discovery To Launch 3D TV Network by Znork · · Score: 2

    Sony certainly is, if you're going by Big 5-6 movie studios, being larger than either of NBCU, Newscorp or Disney in 2008 according to wikipedia. Arguably, Sony might historically have had a stronger identity in its electronics branch, but after Howard "I'm a guy who doesn't see anything good having come from the Internet" Stringer took over it seems to be shifting over from not being entirely competitive in the electronics market to trying to be a 'media company'. Which may not exactly be a brilliant idea these days. And with a CEO like that, they've certainly become a company I avoid handing any money to as far as far as possible.

  19. get out your SCTV disks by swschrad · · Score: 2, Funny

    if you can stand Dr. Tongue's "3D House of Stewardesses," this has a chance. lame concept, will have lame execution, even lamer if they play "let's break the fourth wall."

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  20. Re:Sony, IMAX, Discovery To Launch 3D TV Network by omar.sahal · · Score: 3, Informative
    Stop me if I am wrong, imax cameras can be used by any studio.
    The list below was quickly trawled up on google, I dont discount you could be right.

    My main point is media companies seem to see 3d as some saviour giving a unique selling point whilst protecting demand (profit) from pirates.

  21. Every time I watch porn by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sorry, try your "I hate the future" speech a little bit more.

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  22. Re:Yawn. Fad is Over by the_humeister · · Score: 1

    Avatar is what people are saying.

  23. Re:Yawn. Fad is Over by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    The IMAX in Melbourne is booked solid into next week for Avatar. I have never seen it more than 30% full in the 15 or so years it has been open.

  24. Re:Yawn. Fad is Over by blitzkrieg3 · · Score: 1

    Man, I know exactly what you mean! This reminds me of that lame device with "No wireless. Less space than a Nomad". Who the hell is going to buy that!?

  25. I want 3D M:tG coverage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think about it... all the excitement and thrills of an M:tG tournament RIGHT IN YOUR LIVING ROOM!

    Maybe ESPN will do the World Championships again?

  26. Re:Sony, IMAX, Discovery To Launch 3D TV Network by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

    Sony, IMAX and Discovery aren't owned by the "big" content companies. Nothing heard from CBS, NBCU, NewsCorp/Fox, Time Warner... and Disney's only asset offering anything is ESPN.

    Right, because Sony is one of the big content companies, so, you are right, they aren't owned by one of the big content companies.

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  27. First 3D post! by paiute · · Score: 4, Funny

    tThHiIsS iIsS tThHeE vVeErRyY fFiIrRsStT tThHrReEeE dD pPoOsStT

    cCaAuUtTiIoOnN mMaAyY cCaAuUsSeE nNaAuUsSeEaA

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  28. Re:Sony, IMAX, Discovery To Launch 3D TV Network by LostCluster · · Score: 1

    Sony is a minor player in television, most of what they do there is game shows.

  29. Sony products? meh. by andydread · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    As a former Sony fanboi I have to say that if the 3D TVs are made by Sony then I _won't_ be buying one. If its a premium pay channel i won't be patronizing it. I am done with Sony and their shenanigans. They are malicious to their customers, They are rabid RIAA/MPAA attack dogs, And they lobby clueless US politicians relentlessly to criminalize normal behavior. And now they want to close the analog hole, intoduce DRM broadcast flags, etc. etc. FUCK Sony. They are ruthless bastards.

    1. Re:Sony products? meh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here here

    2. Re:Sony products? meh. by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      I agree, with the caveat that gaming consoles actually hurt their bottom line. You have to buy a lot of games to make up for it. I think it was 5 Sony games, 10 third party or something when I checked last year.

      I hate to admit it, but I will be upgrading to PS3 soon. As long as no one posts evidence contrary to my understanding of course cos then I'll be very irritated, and conflicted.

  30. Bloody foreigners by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

    "Boy, those Bloody foreigners! They have a different word for everything." - Apologies to Steve Martin

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  31. replace 3D infomercials with Push PPV HD 3D movies by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    replace 3D infomercials with Push PPV HD 3D movies

  32. Stereoscopic, not 3D by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sorry to be a pedant, but it's only 3D when I can walk around the TV and see things from every angle. This is stereoscopic; "3D" from only one viewpoint by tricks of the eyes+brain.

    1. Re:Stereoscopic, not 3D by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Let's see... we want 1920x1080x1080 rectangular pixels... I think DirecTV could pull that off, if they'd just down all their SD, HD, and Internet offerings at the same time.

    2. Re:Stereoscopic, not 3D by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      You're confusing rendering method with result. It's 3D when it gives the illusion of depth. What you're describing is "in the round", while the TV version is more like "bas relief". Both still fall under the category of 3D. The technique for delivering the 3D might be stereoscopy, but that doesn't invalidate the result.

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    3. Re:Stereoscopic, not 3D by CityZen · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't have to be quite so bad. One possibility is to sense where the viewer is and only send those pixels. Another is to send enough 2D layers such that the 3D scene can be recomputed properly for a wide variety of viewing positions (re: image-based rendering). That is still assuming stereoscopic display, though.

      Your idea of using 1920x1080x1080 only permits you to look into a TV-size cube of space. What is more desirable is if the TV represents a "window" into another world of infinite dimension. This calls for a lightfield display, where each pixel sends out different light rays (of varying color & intensity) in different directions. Essentially, each pixel delivers a whole image, directionally dispersed. The resolution of each "pixel image" depends upon the range of viewing angles you wish to support, as well as the fidelity of angular resolution you want, of course. But if you assume an HD "image" for each pixel in an HD image, then you're talking 4 trillion total "pixels" (light rays), 60 times per second.

    4. Re:Stereoscopic, not 3D by TheModelEskimo · · Score: 1

      Sorry, we only offer True3D(tm) in countries where ubiquitous camera coverage is available. This currently includes the UK, and some smaller countries such as Chicago.

    5. Re:Stereoscopic, not 3D by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Don’t forget being able to cut it with a arbitrary set of planes to an arbitrary shape, to see the inside.

      Hmmm... what shape configuration do I need, to remove Jessica Alba’s clothes? ^^

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  33. Avatar 3D at home? by SiliconEntity · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be great if somebody created a cam capture of Avatar 3D with one camera looking through the left lens of the glasses, and the other camera looking through the right lens? Then they could package them together in some format and people can watch them on existing 3D monitors that use glasses. I looked at some movie sites and they have Avatar "telesyncs" but no 3D versions, too bad. I wonder if any of the 3D TVs at CES will be showing Avatar, that would be good too.

    1. Re:Avatar 3D at home? by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      I'm not quite sure why they went with blue people in the plot... wouldn't that kill red/blue 3D tech?

  34. Makes sense in terms of metaphysics. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 0

    Reality is coiling up in preparation for a big paradigm shift; we've all been seeing the signs, and the collective human awareness, like a fleet of little paddle boats on the sea, is carried along with it. Those little boats which are well constructed, which are not loaded down with excess baggage, which are sensibly captained. . , these can rise with the wave. But those which are leaky and poorly held together and that are pointing every which-way, will capsize. Or so the logic runs. . .

    Anyway, the collective subconscious is always many steps ahead of the Now, and is constantly sounding alarms in our conscious lives. The book which falls off the shelf at your feet is the one to read. For some reason, James Cameron is, in my opinion, tuned hard-core into this vibe. His messages have always carried a lot of metaphoric heft. The more one looks at his films, the more one sees. This is even true with a romance like Titanic! With the sinking economy and the ship of state being constantly referred to, I can't escape from the raw images of the Titanic going down with all hands despite its power and grandeur. It offers a touchstone of metaphor which I always have in my head, though I doubt he was thinking of it as such when it was created. But that's how the subconscious works. When the news tells us, "The economy is sinking!", James Cameron has provided the easy visuals for everybody to tap into.

    Anyway. . ,

    Avatar brings many new and sharp ideas to the surface. There's the whole UFO phenomenon which few ever want to talk about, much less study well enough to be able to talk about it intelligently should they ever choose to. Ignorance rules the day with many. (For the love of Pete, read Richard Dolan!) And beyond that, I suspect that as the finishing touches are put on humanity's complete take-over, we'll begin to understand colonialism from a whole new perspective. James Cameron is tuned right in.

    And the interesting thing is that our media reflects the changes in more than just subject. As 3D beings, our ability to communicate through media is largely done by manipulating the levels beneath we have already mastered; 1D and 2D. Switching up a level of awareness will presumably allow for an expansion into power over 3D visual media. That Avatar contained such relevant messages regarding Alien invasion, colonialism, and spiritualism also happened to be wrapped up in a 3D delivery media. . , well, I find that intriguing.

    But then, I'm a patterns guy. I see and read and think the stuff few people are capable of getting past their knee-jerk emotional control systems to process without feeling sick, -and who can blame them? (Other than me on a shitty day. Sorry guys.), so I get to play, "Assemble a picture from countless seemingly disparate pieces". -And then put up with the automatic abuse offered by others for not playing with my Lego bricks according to the official rules. But whatever; it's a small and ever-shrinking price to pay for an increasingly useful scope of vision.

    So 3D telly in our homes? What does it mean? I can sum it up with one quote:

    "The medium is the message!"

    -FL

    1. Re:Makes sense in terms of metaphysics. by feepness · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I want some of what you're dropping.

    2. Re:Makes sense in terms of metaphysics. by Nicky+G · · Score: 1

      I'd like to chat more, as I grok ya. nickgold42 at comcast dot net. Drop me a line dude!

    3. Re:Makes sense in terms of metaphysics. by Scoutn · · Score: 0

      Which paddle boat are you in? Whoa.

    4. Re:Makes sense in terms of metaphysics. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can haz moar newsletter plez?

  35. Re:Yawn. Fad is Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Better in 3D" is a bit misleading for Avatar. It is more accurate to say that Avatar is just a display of 3D effects, so seeing it in 2D is silly.

  36. Re:and 1% buys it like hte HD crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why don't you and YOUR GOD go eff yourself, I want 3D porn already.

  37. Back to the Future 6 by RandomUsr · · Score: 1

    Doc Brown "Great Scott Marty! Can you imagine what this will do for Pron?"
    Marty - "I've got MS, who gives a ****?, Wait, is Rachel Hunter going to appear in a Delorean?"

  38. About this 3D stuff... by cigawoot · · Score: 1

    Picture resolution, imho, will allow you to enjoy programming more-so then 3D.

  39. Is this /. ? by AmigaHeretic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's like a 100 posts and not single mention of 3D porn and not a single 3D porn joke.

    1. Re:Is this /. ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      suddenly the guy with world's biggest dick has a shot...

    2. Re:Is this /. ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're wrong by an hour and 21 minutes :(

    3. Re:Is this /. ? by IgePanda · · Score: 1

      There's like a 100 posts and not single mention of 3D porn and not a single 3D porn joke.

      Likely because we've already experienced 60 inch HDTV vaginas, and the thought of a 60 inch HDTV POV 3D vagina is just too horrible to contemplate.

      DUCK!

    4. Re:Is this /. ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's like a 100 posts and not single mention of 3D porn and not a single 3D porn joke.

      My friend, you forgot to put on your 3D glasses on the way into our new 3D /.
      Now, that you have, look again. It's all right here where you expected it. ;)

    5. Re:Is this /. ? by Bill+Dog · · Score: 1

      The thought of vaginas popping out at me made me think, like when advertisers discovered that they could selectively colorize parts of an otherwise black&white commercial, to highlight their product, I wouldn't be surprised if commercials will be in 2-D with the box of oatey-o's or whatever suddenly lunging at us.

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    6. Re:Is this /. ? by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      3D porn is not a joke, sir.

    7. Re:Is this /. ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's for sticking it to them ;P *nudge nudge wink wink*

    8. Re:Is this /. ? by iLoveLamp · · Score: 1

      I'd rather be swallowed up by the approaching giant vagina than nearly poked in the eye by that enormous 60" 3D penis. 3D Lesbian porn only?

  40. You forgot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3D World Series of Poker.

  41. Re:Yawn. Fad is Over by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    But its available in normal cinemas in 3D too, like crown.

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  42. Oh, goody. by wampus · · Score: 1

    Another fucking ESPN for me to be forced to pay for and never watch.

  43. Sports by AlpineR · · Score: 1

    Right now. I'm watching football (Orange Bowl) on my HDTV. This is good, but it would be better if it was in 3D.

    Also, nature documentaries. They're beautiful in HD, but they'd be even better in 3D.

    Whether I'd pay extra or wear uncomfortable glasses is another matter. But if I had the choice between 2D and 3D for those programs without significant cost or inconvenience, I'd choose 3D every time.

    That's the same phenomenon as color, stereo, high definition, and surround sound. At the time that each was introduced it was a luxury and only gimmicky shows made much use of them. But eventually they became cheap, standard, and ubiquitous.

  44. Re:Yawn. Fad is Over by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    Yeah. I got some cheap tickets from work before Christmas. I will probably go along this week.

  45. Well fuck by riker1384 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just when I caved and bought my 58-plasma, now they're gonna make it obsolete? Will this work on existing TVs?

    1. Re:Well fuck by Earthquake+Retrofit · · Score: 1

      Just when I caved and bought my 58-plasma, now they're gonna make it obsolete? Will this work on existing TVs?

      You mean to tell me that you're NOT happy shelling out another 6000 dollars or so for a 3D HD Super TV? I was kind of hoping that switch to digital broadcasts would offer some decent competition to cable.

      --
      Fifty years of Yippie! 1968-2018
    2. Re:Well fuck by IgePanda · · Score: 1

      Just when I caved and bought my 58-plasma, now they're gonna make it obsolete? Will this work on existing TVs?

      Not likely. I don't know the technical details but I know that NO consumer TV is geared to decode a 120hz stream, which is the key for 3D.

      But obsolete is a relative term. If you mean can't access under 1% of newly released media, this likely won't happen. According to Ars Technica there is downward compatibility on BluRay discs, and fallback on players.

    3. Re:Well fuck by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Theoretically: Yes. But you would obviously have to give up half the visual bandwith. Which is OK e.g. if your TV does 100 (or 120) Hz, as then every second frame could go to the other eye. Use synchronized glasses and be done.

      A harder solution would be a foil that polarizes every second line of the screen differently. But getting it positioned properly would be a bitch.

      And finally, you can go with the hardest to get working (would need a special device), and also most crappy solution: Color hints. ;)

      But nothing stops you from just ignoring the second video stream in that MPEG4 container.

      --
      Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
    4. Re:Well fuck by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      Someone call google, their search engine is returning a bunch of non-existent shit: http://www.google.com/search?q=120hz+lcd+tv&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

    5. Re:Well fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a difference between displaying 120 hz where every other frame is interpolated, and being able to accept a 120 hz signal and display every frame of it. Every 120 hz LCD TV I've heard of does the interpolation, only accepting 60 hz signals.

    6. Re:Well fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      depends on your screen refresh rate. if it is at 120 hertz or higher, than sure. if not, then no. an old CRT monitor may be capable as well.
      Newer LCD is your best bet.

      besides. that plasma is obsolete anyway. too hard to manufacture, too low of a yield, few uses for the manufacturing plant, doesnt scale down or up easily, and takes too much power.

  46. Avatar just gave me a headache... by feepness · · Score: 4, Funny

    The 3D effects were blurry and made me feel nauseous.

    Furthermore, everyone else in the theater was a nerd. Everyone but me had these big thick plastic glasses on.

    I really don't see what the hype was about.

    1. Re:Avatar just gave me a headache... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Not here. I guess your cinema had it badly configured or a bad system. Also don’t try to focus your eyes on something. Leave the focus in the same plane of depth (at the projection surface). Trying to focus on something different (which obviously does not work since it’s Stereo and no 3D), will give you headaches.

      It was a bit blurry here too. But I did not get any headaches. The audience was not full of nerds. And since the security guys did not have to look in my backpack, we had more snacks and drinks that we could consume, for cheap. :)

      So all in all: I had fun and thought it was worth it. ^^
      Of course, if the movie would have had a good story, that would have been something different. :)
      But at least we got hot blue girls running nearly naked and barefoot trough the jungle. ^^

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      Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
    2. Re:Avatar just gave me a headache... by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      You know, I slightly suspect the movie might actually be "better" story wise in 2D + more clothes. I spent way too much of the movie trying to checkout 3D boobs.

  47. Re:Sony, IMAX, Discovery To Launch 3D TV Network by feepness · · Score: 1

    Howard "I'm a guy who doesn't see anything good having come from the Internet" Stringer

    That was some music industry guy at Sony BMG, not Stringer.

  48. Stoners will be all over this... by PCM2 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...for the 3D infomercials alone! Can you imagine all the crazy gimmicks they'll be pulling to hold your attention? It will blow your miiiiiiiinnnnd, man!!

    --
    Breakfast served all day!
  49. Avatar by westlake · · Score: 1

    Just saw my first full length film in 3D, and I don't need that in my house. It just doesn't add that much to the viewing experience.
    I'll be skipping blu-ray.

    Why one man's opinion gets a mod-up to *3, Informative on Slashdot remains a mystery to me.

    Avatar grossed $1 Billion US Dollars in eighteen days. Up delivered a very respectable $293 million.

    I'll take that as evidence the 3D experience does matter.

  50. Re:Sony, IMAX, Discovery To Launch 3D TV Network by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

    "Content" is more than just TV. If you meant TV content you should have specified.

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    The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
  51. Re:Yawn. Fad is Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the beginning, there was 1D, but people started dreaming of 2D so we got tv.

    Everytime I watch a movie or play a game I tell myself : It would be so much better in virtual reality with a datajack with infinite movies in parallel with sensations.

    Please dream about technology or we won't progress

  52. Curious.. by cyberjock1980 · · Score: 1

    I understand that the brain see's the 2 signals and puts them together to give the impression that an object is 3D.

    I'm curious to know what long term use of this would have on the brain. Will a brain try to rewire itself to see the 2 distinct images without the 3D "error"? Is this something that over generations will genetically change so that people can no longer use 3D televisions.

    I know that 3D televisions will probably be long obsolete before the genes could change to prevent the 3D effect.

    1. Re:Curious.. by dch24 · · Score: 1

      One thing it will probably do is gradually desensitize the inner ear. The brain connects very strongly the data from visual cues (slight motion) and the inner ear (acceleration that same motion). With 3D entertainment, the inner ear will be delivering completely "irrelevant" data.

      Playing first person games or watching lots of video may have already reduced your "motion sickness" response, but this will probably go a lot farther toward the final outcome.

  53. Avatar's 3D by ridgecritter · · Score: 1

    is amazingly realistic. Cameron didn't make a big deal out of it, no hammers flying out into the audience like some of the earlier 3D films. It's used almost incidentally, just to make the scenes appear as if you are in them. I found it remarkably effective as part of making me live in the film.

  54. I have amblyopia... by scourfish · · Score: 1

    Time to file frivolous, but lucrative lawsuits against Sony, ESPN, and the Discovery Channel under the guise of the American's with Disabilities Act. Hooray for money!

  55. Re:Sony, IMAX, Discovery To Launch 3D TV Network by dch24 · · Score: 1

    Don't look now, but it appears the movie industry is attempting to ... uh ... innovate. That would be a sound business model.

    But I'm sure they'll keep trying to copyright the letters A through Z (only those letters used after 1936, of course). That would be their current, entrenched business model.

  56. rejoice porn industry you have been saved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3D juggs coming your way..

  57. Re:Yawn. Fad is Over by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

    Ask yourself this: When was the last time you watched anything and said, "You know what? This is good, but it would better if it was in 3D."

    There are three kinds of liars about porn:
    1) Those who say they've never seen any
    2) Those who say they tried it once, but didn't like it
    3) Those who say they've never thought about how awesome it would be in 3D.

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    Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure everything I just said is completely wrong.
  58. 4D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll wait for 4D.

  59. why are we calling it 3D anyway? by times2 · · Score: 1

    The amazing thing is that hollywood have managed to get everyone to accept this technology as '3D'.

    They are actually stereoscopic movies. Stereo vision being just one cue that our brain uses to interpret the 3D world along with perspective, parallax, atmospheric colour.. And one that works mainly for things that are within our arms reach.

    I saw avatar in '3D' and '2D'. The '3D' version really doesnt add a lot. And there is nothing more lame than the shots where objects approach the camera just to show off the technology.

    1. Re:why are we calling it 3D anyway? by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      OK dumbass, listen up. I watch a normal movie: I see an objects length and width. I watch a stereoscopic movie: I see its length, width, and depth. Now count the fucking dimensions.

      And how many movies do you watch where nothing ever approaches the camera? Frank's Sideways Adventures 2? I know you have to think you're super cool by being so much better than this new technology, but nobody's impressed by a Luddite.

    2. Re:why are we calling it 3D anyway? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
      Sorry man, it's Stereoscopic, not 3 dimensional or 3-D. It's an illusion, and the depth is not real.

      And the reason that the industry calls it 3-d is that it is a whole lot easier to say than stereoscopic. I mean how do you even text that to someone?

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      Why is this even on SlashDot?... Why is this even on Slashdot?...Why is this even on Slashdot?
  60. The real reason for the change of mind: by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    3D can’t be ripped over the analog hole, it requires digital connections, which have DRM in them, or which allows them to push through new hardware... for about five days, when someone cracks that too, and sticks the thing in a MKV container.

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    Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
  61. 3D won't make a lot of sense on TVs... by Lisandro · · Score: 1

    ...unless they find a way of making it work without goggles or additional gear. Would you wear a pair of glasses every time you feel like watching TV? I know i wouldn't.

    I've watched a couple of movies in 3D. The effect works just fine - we're leaps and bound ahead of the days of red-and-green glasses. Maybe someone will find a more creative way of using this technology, but right now, 3D doesn't really add much to the experience IMHO. Unless you feel directly into the 3D world it's just a bit of depth perception at the cost of a dimmer, lower quality image.

    Don't get me wrong, try it if you haven't. Just don't expect to feel like throwing your old 2D TV after.

  62. Marketing and built in redundancy by GuyFawkes · · Score: 1

    This is nothing more than the industry having settled on a hardware redundancy lifecycle in order to drive periodic sales, gone are the days of buying a radio / record player / reel to reel / television and the damn thing still worked 20 years later.

    Even if it works, there will be no media.

    Since there is no media, there is no point building it so it will still work.

    I have a 49 year old Sony Tapecorder 500 reel to reel that still works, my dad bought it new. Essentially there is no media for it. (yeah, via the internet I can buy blank, try buying content though)

    consume, consume, consume.

    --
    http://slashdot.org/~GuyFawkes/journal
    1. Re:Marketing and built in redundancy by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      There's a blu-ray format for 3D being finalized at the moment.

  63. Quadraphonic sound, Take Two. by speedlaw · · Score: 1

    I saw Avatar and was happy most of it was NOT 3D gimmicks...but I fear. When I set up my 5.1 sound system, I was annoyed to find that the best encoded programming was the commercials. Not only louder, but in full 5.1...... I can hardly wait for 3d....commercials....NOT. I'm old enough to remember "Quadraphonic" sound.....this looks like the 2010 version.

  64. Lamarckism died a long time ago by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

    Unless people whose brain fails to rewire itself get killed off before they can reproduce, then, no, evolution isn't going to change a damn thing.

    You're falling prey to the Lamarck mistake, thinking that characteristics acquired during life are somehow passed on to offspring. They're not. The only way evolution proceeds is by the differential reproductive success of different genetic patterns.

    In other words, if you make the usual assertions, you're safe in predicting that humanity will evolve to be puzzled and uninterested in /., since the usual belief is that being interested in /. implies reproductive nonsuccess.

  65. Team colors by tepples · · Score: 1

    That still doesn't prevent half the video games that come out using purple/pink/red/cyan/dark blue/light blue as the major team colors.

    If you don't like cream and crimson, don't play as Indiana University.

  66. Blu-ray + DVD by tepples · · Score: 1

    A "Blu-ray DVD" player is a player that can play both BD video and DVD video discs. "Blu-ray DVD" discs are a packaging gimmick that Disney is using: bundle discs in both formats so that people who own a DVD player can still watch the movie, but they get a resolution improvement once they buy the new player.

  67. Re:TV is so worthless by pwfffff · · Score: 1

    And once again, Sam36 simultaneously saves 8 orphans from the brink of death with his magnificent, amazing, totally-worth-the-time-to-type-even-though-it's-at-the-bottom-of-the-page-with-a-negative-one-score comment! Thanks for being productive bro!

  68. Re:Sony, IMAX, Discovery To Launch 3D TV Network by tepples · · Score: 1

    Sony owns Columbia Pictures and MGM. In fact, the big difference between Columbia and the five other members of the MPAA is that Columbia doesn't share a corporate parent with a U.S. television news outlet.

  69. It's always a mind trick by jonaskoelker · · Score: 2, Informative

    True.

    And your TV can only display yellow by tricks of the eyes+brain.

    My interpretation of what goes on is this: there's a red dot and a green dot close to each other. These emit intensity-equal streams of "red photons" and "green photons" (of appropriate wavelengths). Pairs of these hit neighbouring cones in your eye, the long-wavelength cone reacting to the red photon and the medium-wavelength cone reacting to the green photon.

    Your brain then (acts as if it) assumes the activations of the cones were due to the same photon source. But the only way for one photon source to activate the long and medium wavelength cones equally is if the photon source is yellow.

    See also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_vision

    Pedantry is fun. And the brain always computes on the information it is fed; there's never raw access (what would that even mean?).

    Not surprisingly, we design display/video technology such that after processing by our brains, we have the desired perception.

    So what if it's stereoscopic and not real 3D? The real world is always viewed through a stereoscopic lens (figuratively speaking).

  70. 3D TV won't truly take off til used for porn by axl917 · · Score: 1

    A corollary of Rule 34.

  71. I noticed that in the first 5 minutes of Avatar by TrogL · · Score: 1

    I felt a bit queasy when the movie first started but that went away once my sense of balance decided to sit the movie out. Afterwards the floor seemed a bit shaky until it decided to wake up and start doing its regular work.

  72. Re:Yawn. Fad is Over by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

    I do that every day. I didn't even have to ask, the answer was right there.

    I have personal reasons for wanting 3D handily available, partly because it adds apparent detail. I'm not sure if I can explain it properly but, assuming 1024x768 for a starting point:

    Polarized light displays let you have 1024x768 for each eye. That doesn't translate into 1024x768x2 pixels, because your brain doesn't work that way. But the 3D perception gives you more context for the existing detail. Object relationships are clearer, and the barrier between objects goes from being a straight line to a spatial separation.

    In theory, 3D should give you 1024x768xInfinity, because it is supposed to represent the X and Y coordinates as well as Z (depth).

    I have noticed additional detail in movies at home between 2D and 3D, even with anaglyph type separation. Coraline was the one - it didn't even have the benefit of polarized display, so both eyes had to be packed into the same space as 3D. But it seemed clearer in 3D.

    As a thought experiment, anaglyph DVD at 720x480 (345600) would be split into two 360x240 images, one for each eye. So you essentially get 360x240x240, assuming the Z axis resolution cannot exceed the minimum of X and Y, or an apparent resolution of 20736000, a 60-fold increase in data. For polarized digital movies in 2k, that's 2048×1080 (2211840), which doesn't have to be split. 3D might give you 2048×1080*1080, a 1080-fold increase in data density. You can't see through objects or around them so you don't get 1080 times more data, but you do get an apparent increase assuming a static viewpoint.

    I have no idea if this actually plays out, but based on my observations it would be a good subject for a Doctoral thesis: How to calculate (or quantify) the actual net information gain when using 3D vs 2D.

    When I saw Avatar, I tried closing one eye and had trouble distinguishing objects - it was one big mess. With 3D, the spatial separation allowed additional context so I could easily and intuitively distinguish objects or textures. Something so alien is difficult to process, unless it is introduced slowly enough that you can make out what's attached to what, which parts are moving or not. With 3D, you can skip that part and let the perception engine in your cranium figure it out the way it does in the real world.

    3D is really a trick, I think it is exaggerated compared with reality, so I put it in the special-effects pile, not one step closer to reality. Just another trick in the bag, which can be used to great effect if used smartly, and hinder where it's not needed.

  73. Re:Yawn. Fad is Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ask yourself this: When was the last time you watched anything and said, "You know what? This is good, but it would better if it was in 3D."

    Answer: Me, fucking your Karma on a heart shaped bed, bitch.

  74. Avatar got in just in time by cavebison · · Score: 1

    Avatar has just grossed US$1B, helped along mightily by the more expensive tickets of the 3D release.

    Oh well, there goes that revenue stream for the movie industry. I had assumed 3D their brainchild way out of all the "lost profits" from piracy. Soon 3D will be nothing special and nobody will want to pay extra for the tickets. At least the boost in grosses may have eased their foul whining about piracy for a while.

    Of course I'm in Australia, where a 3D movie ticket is $20. My impression is that's a bit more than other countries.

    Personally I really enjoyed the *subtle* 3D visuals of Avatar.. like doing a "fern-dolly" through the forest, with all the beautiful greenery coming out at me.. that was nice! Apart from that, 3D just distracts me from the *story*. I don't need 3D fonts or even coloured lettering to profoundly appreciate a good book. That would distract me from relaxing and absorbing what I'm reading. Same with movies, unless of course you're James Cameron and story isn't a factor.

    The live-action scenes looked terrible.. actors looked like cardboard cut-outs against the 3D background. Perhaps the combination of live action on 3D CGI is yet to be fine-tuned.. but it was quite jarring for me. It may be the last 3D movie I ever see, at least until 3D becomes part of the *art* of movie making instead of a distracting gimmick. But points to Cameron for being relatively subtle with it.

    I've since seen it again, from a 1.4GB avi file on my not-quite-wide-enough TV. Strangely, I enjoyed it just as much - brainless and disappointing climax/ending notwithstanding. James Cameron is an artist of detail, immersion and lead-up, but that doesn't make up his inability to write a story that has meaning. But then he's a movie-maker, not an author. The inspiration behind Avatar cried out for a real story to go along with it, but we got stereotypes and robot exoskeletons again. Epic yet empty, at best vainglorious, climactic confrontation.. again.

    Such an evocative, immersive, even emotive journey, beautifully set up... just to take us *there* again?

    I really loved the lead-up, all of us had tears and excited grins. Zoe Saldana was incredible, truly leading us into another realm. That's why I truly hate the let-down so much. The going-nowhere story. It could have had real meaning and been so much more.