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Dune Remake Could Mean 3D Sandworms

bowman9991 writes "The new Dune remake is becoming as epic as Frank Herbert's Dune series itself. Now that director Peter Berg has been ousted, new director Pierre Morel has decided to throw out Peter Berg's script entirely, starting afresh with his own ideas and vision. 'We're starting from scratch,' said Morel. 'Peter had an approach which was not mine at all, and we're starting over again.' Morel also reveals that 'It's the kind of movie that has the scope to be 3D.' He's also keen on sticking to the original material and recognizes that he must try to delete the images associated with David Lynch's 1984 version of Dune from the public's consciousness."

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  1. Hmmm... by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't thinking remaking the movie in 3D would make the plot any less confusing. (To someone who never read the books, that is.)

    1. Re:Hmmm... by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The two attempts thus far have been failures to my mind. Lynch's movie had the "feel" of Dune, but as far as the script goes, it sucked really bad (which is strange, considering Herbert had substantial influence over the final product). The miniseries stuck more closely to the story, but the acting was bloody wooden. If you could have mixed Lynch's visuals and actors with the miniseries script, I think you would have had Dune down pat.

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    2. Re:Hmmm... by MozeeToby · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hell, I've read all the original books (written by Frank himself) and I still don't think I could summarize the plot.

    3. Re:Hmmm... by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Maybe it was my age when I saw it, but to me I don't care what's in the books - the Lynch movie is what the Dune universe is to me, complete with the TOTO soundtrack, sting, the floating fat man, and all the stuff not in the book.

      He'll never be able to erase that, and might as well not even try.

      Just do the right thing and make it a long movie, anything shorter than 2.5 hours won't even scratch the surface - it will be like "a day in the life of Yoda" vs. the original Star Wars trilogy. And they better over-shoot, planning to cut a lot so we have a balance between character development, setting, and plot. None of this 10-minute introduction crap which establishes everything you need to know to understand the characters' motivations.

      In short, I expect massive fail unless they rely on 3D as a gimmick like Avatar did. Impressive it will be, but forgotten like Dune 2000 it will also be.

      Please prove me wrong, two generations of Dune fans deserve it.

    4. Re:Hmmm... by MadnessASAP · · Score: 4, Funny

      Rampaging cult overthrows galactic government.

      Done, now was that so hard? :-)

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    5. Re:Hmmm... by FlyingBishop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I thought the final book really sealed it off. It was a vision of true panspermia intentionally designed to insure the survival of their civilization.

      When I first read it, I thought that just and excellent, but looking back, I think the point may have been to ask what exactly we are trying to preserve when we say we want to insure our survival as a race? Backstabbing and intrigue? The strong overpowering the weak?

      I really don't think that it was as incoherent as it's often made out to be. Herbert was not just a hack churning out books.

    6. Re:Hmmm... by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Funny

      That would be easy, just get George Lucas to do it.

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    7. Re:Hmmm... by KnownIssues · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Lynch's movie had the "feel" of Dune, but as far as the script goes, it sucked really bad (which is strange, considering Herbert had substantial influence over the final product).

      Ironically, Frank Herbert seems to be one of the movie's biggest fans*. Perhaps he understood that a movie is by nature a different form of story-telling than a book and that a direct translation is not always the best solution. If you judge the 1984 version as poor as a movie, so be it. If you judge it as poor for not being a faithful adaptation of the book then you've missed the point of film.

      *Citation need? Here's one stolen from Wikipedia: Rozen, Leah. "With another best-seller and an upcoming film, Dune is busting out all over for Frank Herbert." People Weekly. (25 Jun 1984) Vol. 21 pp. 129-130.

    8. Re:Hmmm... by MozeeToby · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yep, that's the gyst of it, but to really understand the details you need to know so much backstory that even after reading it 2 or 3 times I can't relate it. I'm modded funny above but I was only half joking, I understand the plot but would not be able to relate it to someone else. To approach a detailed summary, you need to have an understanding of:

      -The Empire
      -The CHOAM
      -The Guild
      -How the three above fit together
      -The distribution of atomics throughout the empire
      -The Bene Gesserit and all that that implies especially:
          -The Missionaria Protectiva, the story doesn't make sense without it
          -The Genetic Memories
          -Their search for the Kwisatz Haderach and what that is
      -The Fremen, especially difficult given their essentially Arabic culture, not one audiences are familiar with
      -The technology, especially
          -Shields
          -Las Guns
          -Their rather explosive interactions
      -The spice and how the worms fit in with it (which may not have even been related in the first book come to think of it).

    9. Re:Hmmm... by aitikin · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ironically, Frank Herbert seems to be one of the movie's biggest fans*.

      *Citation need? Here's one stolen from Wikipedia: Rozen, Leah. "With another best-seller and an upcoming film, Dune is busting out all over for Frank Herbert." People Weekly. (25 Jun 1984) Vol. 21 pp. 129-130.

      Excuse me, but I'm calling serious bullshit on that! That statement clearly implies that People Weekly thinks that Herbert was doing well with the Dune series because it's showing up everywhere!

      Furthermore, contrary to popular belief, Herbert really didn't have much of a hand in writing the final script at all. A la Wikipedia:

      In 1981, the nine-year film rights were set to expire. De Laurentiis re-negotiated the rights from the author, adding to them the rights to the Dune sequels (written and unwritten). After seeing The Elephant Man, Raffaella De Laurentiis decided that David Lynch should direct the movie. Around that time Lynch received several other directing offers, including Return of the Jedi. He agreed to direct Dune and write the screenplay even though he had not read the book, known the story, or even been interested in science fiction.[3] David Lynch worked on the script for six months with Eric Bergen and Christopher De Vore. The team yielded two drafts of the script before it split over creative differences. Lynch would subsequently work on five more drafts.

      In a slightly later paragraph, Wikipedia notes that Herbert was "satisfied with the final release." I know that I don't consider the phrase satisfied to imply that I'm one of the biggest fans.

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    10. Re:Hmmm... by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I thought the final book really sealed it off. It was a vision of true panspermia intentionally designed to insure the survival of their civilization.

      Not the right word. Herbert called it an exodus iirc and I think that's more accurate.

      Paul foresaw several problems. And by Paul we can also say by extension Herbert because Dune is a huge allegory for the 20th century.

      1. Even having gone to the stars, all of humanity remained within the control of a relatively small number of grasping assholes. Same on earth as it is in the heavens.

      2. This level of control threatens staticism and decline leading to eventual collapse of civilization. While it's possible to see the risk of Earth falling to this, I'm not quite sure I agree that a 10,000 world Imperium could suffer a similar fate. But it's Herbert's story and according to him it could happen.

      3. Even without prescience, staticism threatens humanity. Prescience just makes it all the worse. Presumably this prescience is what cements the likelihood of everything turning to shit even across an inhabited galaxy.

      4. The Golden Path to keep humanity alive is to become the ultimate tyrant and put society under so much pressure that when things burst pieces will be flung so far apart they'll never come back together again. There will always be far-flung pieces of humanity to survive even if all the rest fail. And just like nobody wants to see another Hitler, Leto II planned on being such a bastard that nobody would want to see another god emperor.

      5. A secondary goal of all this is to breed humans impervious to prescience. That negates the power of a tyrant such as the god-emperor.

      When I first read it, I thought that just and excellent, but looking back, I think the point may have been to ask what exactly we are trying to preserve when we say we want to insure our survival as a race? Backstabbing and intrigue? The strong overpowering the weak?

      I'd say that's not the part of humanity to be preserved, rather a symptom of the weakness Paul/Herbert saw that would doom us all without implementation of the Golden Path.

      I really don't think that it was as incoherent as it's often made out to be. Herbert was not just a hack churning out books.

      I like the idea of exploring the rise and fall of a messiah and how his life and teachings become twisted by his followers. I'm sure this sort of tale has been told before but Dune is the first time I encountered it. The story was also retold quite well in The Man From Earth. If you have not seen it, read nothing more but just rent it and watch it cold. You will thank me later.

      As I said in another post, I didn't like where the story went with the whole god emperor bit. And after that Herbert lost his muse and was just churning out books for the paycheck, just like Clarke in his later years. Awful, awful Space Odyssey sequels, Rama sequels, and Gentry Lee bullshit.

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    11. Re:Hmmm... by es330td · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The spice and how the worms fit in with it (which may not have even been related in the first book come to think of it).

      IIRC, there is an appendix in "Dune" by Pardot Kynes discussing the triangle of worms, little makers and pre-spice mass that explains everything.

    12. Re:Hmmm... by genner · · Score: 4, Funny

      That would be easy, just get George Lucas to do it.

      NO! The risk of him creating a Dune Jarjar is too great.
      Call Michael Bay!

    13. Re:Hmmm... by denzacar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In short, I expect massive fail unless they rely on 3D as a gimmick like Avatar did.

      Have you seen Avatar at all? 3D wasn't used as a gimmick there. Avatar used 3D as a TOOL.
      Take a look at Final Destination 3D and My Bloody Valentine 3D or Monsters vs. Aliens - THOSE are movies that use 3D as a gimmick.

      Now... if they are to apply the use of 3D as in Avatar, to "drop" the audience into the Dune world - that would look great.
      For a great movie though... they would also need great actors, director, screenwriter...

      As for "my mind is already set" - I've seen both Lynch and John Harrison versions (approximately when both have just came out), and frankly I find the later version FAR superior.
      Sure... it lacks Patrick Stewart and Stilgar actor gets switched between "Dune" and "Children of Dune" but as storytelling goes it is several levels above Lynch version.

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    14. Re:Hmmm... by Dogtanian · · Score: 5, Funny

      That would be easy, just get George Lucas to do it.

      NO!

      Surely you mean "Dune Not Want"?

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    15. Re:Hmmm... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just wait about a decade, all the details will slip away and your entire memory of it will look something like this:

      Kid goes to a different planet, some fat dude wants to kill him, he runs away and hides with crazy cave-people who drink their own piss, something about a big worm, then he comes back and kills everybody, oh and there's a huge spaceship and some lizard-looking dude who lives in a giant bong, anyway he kills the emperor and becomes the king of everything and then his little sister is creepy for awhile.

      The second book I remember as follows:

      Uh, there's a weapon that's kind of like a nuke except it just melts down instead of exploding and the kid gets hit by it and his eyes melt but he can see anyway, a bunch of other stuff happens too probably?

      So you see, time makes summarizing anything easy!

    16. Re:Hmmm... by Romancer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For me...

      It was by the vision of Lynch that Dune acquired greatness, the fans acquire happieness, the fans have given warning. It is by will alone they set the movie in motion.

      For those who had not read the books yet but like the genre it was awesome. My whole town full of geeks loved it, then we read the book and it was another completely different set of greatness. Like a double gift for sci-fi geeks. I didn't happen to like the series because of the horrible acting. The original book and the movie were seperate but both great.

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    17. Re:Hmmm... by Sperbels · · Score: 4, Informative

      That post has the stink of Brian Herbert about it.

    18. Re:Hmmm... by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dune is a tough read. You have to slough through an entire book's worth of stuff before stuff actually starts.

      Whatever other failings that the Lynch movie had, it at least managed to realize that character of the universe described in the book. The lame attempt by Sci-Fi to do a remake doesn't even come close. This is why the Lynch versions are still well regarded by some.

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    19. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      it will be like "a day in the life of Yoda" vs. the original Star Wars trilogy.

      11:00-woke up.
      12:00-hangover wore off enough to leave house
      1:00-Wondered through swamp
      2:00-Meditated for 6 hours
      8:00-Went clubing
      9:30-Got two girls upstairs
      10:00-Oh shit oh shit I killed one!
      10:15-Jedi mind tricked the cop. Got off free.
      11:30-Returned home, punked, went to bed.

    20. Re:Hmmm... by glwtta · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes, somehow the Wikipedia guys think citations add credibility anyway. Because the main idea of Wikipedia is, that everyone is trustworthy to everyone.

      The point of Wikipedia is the exact opposite: no one is trustworthy (apart from people you know personally), so you have to be able to judge information on its merits, not its source. This is not limited to Wikipedia.

      Citations don't add credibility, they add context.

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    21. Re:Hmmm... by Maudib · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe it was my age when I saw it, but to me I don't care what's in the books - the Lynch movie is what the Dune universe is to me

      Good grief, this is like saying Cheeze Whiz is what defines cheese for you. I'm sorry for you.

    22. Re:Hmmm... by kent_eh · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Dune series was the biggest test for my "if I start a series, I finish it" rule.

      Clearly you never read Mission Earth
      I think I've only ever met 1 person stubborn enough to finish them all. I gave up after 4 books.

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    23. Re:Hmmm... by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Jackson:
              * Dune (1965)
              * Dune Messiah (1969)
      Warchowski brothers:
              * Children of Dune (1976)
              * God Emperor of Dune (1981)
      Zack Snyder:
              * Heretics of Dune (1984)
              * Chapterhouse Dune (1985)

      filmed simultaneously as 2 or three movies of 150 min each for each book as needed. Different actors for each director (age appropriate, eases the logistics of concurrent filming). Draconian scriptwriter editor for continuity of theme.

      That should be a total of 15 movies each 2.5 hours. I think I would be in nirvana.

      Honestly, not Dune specifically, but I *wish so hard* that just once a studio would grow the balls to do one of the great sci-fi stories in that level of detail, even if it was one book (Friday comes to mind for a single book).

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    24. Re:Hmmm... by grouchomarxist · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think he meant Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

    25. Re:Hmmm... by flyneye · · Score: 2

      I agree, though many prefer the images in their mind from the book. The laughable statement in this story is "he must try to delete the images associated with David Lynch's 1984 version of Dune from the public's consciousness." You might as well try to disguise Mt. Rushmore and pass it off as a monument to the Marx Bros. as try to rid anyones mind of images put there by David Lynch.
      Examples:
      1. The infanticide scene from Eraserhead
      2. John Merricks face in The Elephant Man
      3. "In Dreams" lip synch sequence from Blue Velvet
      4. Lost Highway
      5. The man behind the jack in the box from Mullholland Drive.

      Lord help our sanity if Lynch ever does 3D.

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    26. Re:Hmmm... by Angst+Badger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ironically, Frank Herbert seems to be one of the movie's biggest fans*. Perhaps he understood that a movie is by nature a different form of story-telling than a book and that a direct translation is not always the best solution.

      Agreed. Expecting the movie version of a book, especially one as complex as Dune, to be a faithful copy of the original is a bit like expecting the sculpture version of a symphony to be a faithful copy. A novel is not a movie script, much less a novel. And frankly, despite some excesses, Lynch's version is, as the original poster said, pretty faithful to the "feel" of the novel.

      Where Lynch's version goes wrong is that it makes it seem like the story is all about Paul Atreides and that the Bene Gesserit are just some minor detail on the side, which is actually the reverse of the emphasis in the series of novels as a whole: Paul is just one of many tools of the Bene Gesserit in a series of stories that are, in the end, all about the Bene Gesserit. That said, I'm not sure how you could tell that story within the brief confines of a movie. We are, after all, talking about a novel that spends the first hundred and fifty pages just introducing the major characters and themes.

      I will give Lynch's version this much: prior to seeing it, I had tried on three separate occasions to get through the confusing tedium of those first hundred and fifty pages and given up. After I saw the movie, I was motivated to make a fourth attempt and ended up reading the book in its entirety that weekend, and then read the remaining books, one per day, over the next week. (I was a freshman in high school at the time -- I wish I had that kind of time to read now.) And yes, it was immediately obvious how far from the novel the movie was, but considered as a thing in itself, the movie is actually not bad at all. It's visually stunning, has some first rate actors, and has some genuinely stirring moments.

      The people who bitch the loudest about Lynch's adaptation of Dune will be the ones begging for mercy when someone finally does a faithful adaptation of God Emperor of Dune. I'd love to pitch that to the studios: "It's a good six seasons worth of a human-sandworm hybrid sitting in a hole in the ground, thinking to himself, until the climactic final episode when he knowingly allows himself to be lured to the surface by a cute chick and he falls to his death from a bridge. And for a followup, we have easily another ten seasons of the spinoff series, Everyone Kills Duncan Idaho. It's television gold, I tell ya!"

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    27. Re:Hmmm... by pjbgravely · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem with Patrick Stewart being in the movie was that he was playing an "ugly lump of a man". P.H. Moriarty fit better but still not ugly enough.

      In the Children of Dune miniseries Jessica, Idaho, and Stilgar were played by different actors. The first miniseries would have been better with the later actors in my opinion.

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    28. Re:Hmmm... by mweather · · Score: 2, Funny

      We could get Tim Burton and make them all the same midget.

    29. Re:Hmmm... by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 4, Funny

      True. Let us slay the infidel honorably. Draw thine knife, kafir!

    30. Re:Hmmm... by VincentFreeman · · Score: 5, Informative

      Excuse me, but I'm calling serious bullshit on that!

      You call bullshit? Alright, I'll raise one interview with Frank Herbert & David Lynch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zw10o48NoE

      Give it a good listen. Fascinating stuff.

    31. Re:Hmmm... by oatworm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nah - bring in Paul Verhoeven. Starship Troopers clearly showed that he knows a thing or two about tastefully sticking to source material while bringing in excitement, explosions, and nudity.

    32. Re:Hmmm... by oatworm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Easy - it's complicated and bizarre enough where you think you're smarter for saying you like it. I mean, anyone can understand Go Dog, Go. There's no challenge in that. Dune, on the other hand, is more cryptic than the Biblical Book of Isaiah, and that was nothing more than the deranged ramblings of a madman.

      I kid - sort of.

      The thing about Dune and the rest of the series is that it gives you an absolutely huge, intricate universe on a silver platter. It's not just huge in a spatial sense - it's huge in a temporal sense. There are actions that happened thousands of years in the past in the series that are still relevant in the "present" and affect the timeline thousands of years into the future. The spatial universe occupies the better part of the galaxy, yet everything revolves around a single planet. Consequently, there are more than enough wrinkles in the universe to get lost in, which a lot of people find incredible and fascinating. Of course, character development takes a bit of a back seat as a result, and is frequently only expressable through the universe's backstory (go ahead, explain Lady Jessica without describing the Bene Gesserit), but there's more than enough there there to keep you distracted from the worst of that.

      With all that said, though, I have to admit - I made it through God Emperor of Dune, then forced my way through Heretics of Dune. By that point, I was done. It just didn't feel like Dune anymore. I mean, yeah, I understood that Heretics took place thousands of years in the future and was meant to explain off what Leto's Golden Path meant to humanity, why it was really necessary, and some of the consequences (both positive and negative) after his plan came to fruition ("Woo! Humanity isn't reliant on spice anymore! It's expanding and growing and not anywhere near as stagnant! There are ladies that control people with sex now! There are no "central plans" anymore that can control all of humanity! Yeehaw!"), but I just didn't care. I think that was the point for me when the universe just got a little too big.

    33. Re:Hmmm... by shooteur · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I also felt the same after passing God Emperor of Dune, which I really liked. By the time I started Heretics, I just stopped caring about the story, and the characters (especially an n'th clone of Duncan Idaho again). I did get through Chapterhouse, and still felt the same. I never bothered with any of the KJA/BH additions, I've previously been, told that's been a good idea. I prefered the mini series to the film version, especially the Children of Dune sequel made. A new film is welcome, but I wouldn't expect it to be any different from the previous attempts.

    34. Re:Hmmm... by imakemusic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Have you seen Avatar at all? 3D wasn't used as a gimmick there. Avatar used 3D as a TOOL.

      Sure, because Avatar was hugely original and would have stood up on the strength of its story alone.

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    35. Re:Hmmm... by Sobrique · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How about: It was written in 1965, and still somehow manages to be more visionary than almost all Sci Fi since?
      For me, I really liked the epic feel to it. Yes, it's a word that gets overused. And yet Dune is set in a distant future, and somehow manages to make you _believe_ that's so - that there are organizations that have been scheming for millenia to set all the pieces in place for something, and that there could have been a rise and fall of the technology.
      Actually, the thing I really like is it's complete lack of computers - not a single one - the book was written at about a point where computers were starting to become something that was 'known', and yet Herbert came up with the notion that a 'machine mind' was an abomination, and there was the 'butlerian jihad' which threw it all out.
      But you've also got a lot of religion in there - The Fremen, for example are Zen Sunni - in which there's been an extrapolation of Sunni Muslim, and Zen Buddhism, and that's gone to underpin their culture and their outlook.
      All through the book, the you see the reflection of the sheer depth of the setting that Herbert created, and something that's consistent and actually makes you feel that that's how a distant future of humanity _could_ look.
      And the idea of a Mentat is still one I really like.
      I'd say a lot of the current Sci Fi and Fantasy genres owe rather a lot to Dune.

    36. Re:Hmmm... by argStyopa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Rampaging cult overthrows galactic government."

      That's so 1990.
      This is 2010:
      "Drug-funded religious terrorists led by charismatic, evasive leader hiding in desert caves attacks and successfully overthrows hegemonic commercially-based government." ...on that basis, I'm surprised the books haven't been banned.

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    37. Re:Hmmm... by KnownIssues · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's the article's TITLE, not Herbert's quote! The point of a citation is to tell you how to find the reference, not to reproduce the reference itself. But, so that you might easily see it with your own two eyes, here is the link to the full article: http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20088153,00.html

      And in case you're too lazy to do that, the actual quote:

      It's rare to find an author who feels that a director hasn't massacred his work, but after seeing a rough cut of Dune, Herbert is pleased. "They've got it. It begins as Dune does. And I hear my dialogue all the way through. There are some interpretations and liberties, but you're gonna come out knowing you've seen Dune." His reaction to the rock singer Sting, who plays the villainous Feyd-Raucha, "Ah, he can act!" As for those infamous sandworms, created by John (Star Wars) Dykstra and Carlo (E.T.) Rambaldi, Herbert was impressed: "They're realistic and scary. These are no Japanese monsters rising out from the deep to eat Kyoto."

      There you go, Herbert's words, in his own words, from the words he used himself. Wish I had thought to take the time to do that to begin with.

  2. Nice! by pwnies · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nice! I cant wait for a sci-fi movie that's entirely done in 3D where the main character bonds with an idigenous species who dwell on a planet that has a resource unobtainable anywhere else in the universe! They should get James Cameron to direct it!

    1. Re:Nice! by cohensh · · Score: 2, Funny

      They can take blue spice eyes to a whole new level. Blue spice people!

    2. Re:Nice! by FooAtWFU · · Score: 5, Funny
      You forgot "gains the trust of the indigenous populations and rebels against the imperialist ruling establishment exploiting said resource in a holy war."

      The difference in Dune is that only the eyes are blue.

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    3. Re:Nice! by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pshaw! Who'd ever go to see a movie like that? That's crazy talk!

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    4. Re:Nice! by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Informative

      Dune was a little more complicated than that. Paul Atreides didn't "rebel" against anyone; he fought against the Harkonnens (a rival clan) and their ally, the Emperor. He never betrayed his own feudal clan, the Atreides; they were betrayed by the Emperor.

      Moreover, in Avatar, there was no "holy war", only a war of self-preservation. The humans wanted to eliminate or displace the natives, the natives didn't want to move or be killed off, so they fought back. The motivations for the Fremen to ally with Paul Atreides were more complicated than that.

    5. Re:Nice! by Real1tyCzech · · Score: 5, Funny

      No...that's not crazy talk.

      THIS is crazy talk:

      Ostrich muffins creme-filled tires blue basket marshmallow glimmer frog Natalie fried-rice puppy barrel monkey!!!

  3. Why not just use Herbert's screenplay? by proslack · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Alternatively, they could use Frank Herbert's screenplay that he wrote for the original Dune movie (rejected for length; hardly an issue given the length of recent epics). That would arguably be closest to his own vision.

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    1. Re:Why not just use Herbert's screenplay? by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 3, Funny

      I keep trying to imagine Dune like Lord of the Rings but I keep needing to interrupt myself to go to the bathroom...

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    2. Re:Why not just use Herbert's screenplay? by Vaphell · · Score: 2, Funny

      you need a fremen suit, duh...

    3. Re:Why not just use Herbert's screenplay? by Trebawa · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's what stillsuits are for.

  4. Unless it is as close as the SciFi one or better by h4rr4r · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Unless it is as close as the SciFi one or better we can do without. 3D is a neat effect at first, but just like explosions don't make Michael Bay movies watchable neither will 3D rescue an abortion of a film.

  5. Meh... by bsDaemon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe, because I was never really into 'Dune' in the first place that's why I'm not really excited one way or another except to say that it's pretty lame to do a remake of a movie that was fine enough the way it was just to be able to slap on some new effects and try and milk a few more dollars out of people so that they can get a rehash of a story they already know. This criticism isn't specific to Dune, but to a bunch of other films as well. Just sayin'.

  6. Oh, Hubris! by mujadaddy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "recognises that he must try to delete the images associated with David Lynch's 1984 version of Dune from the public's consciousness."

    Some of us LIKE that movie. Frankly, no Dune movie can succeed without Brad Dourif.

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    1. Re:Oh, Hubris! by realmolo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The Lynch version, as a movie, isn't that great. Though it's definitely worth watching once.

      But the LOOK of it is fucking awesome. It's absolutely perfect. It's going to be hard to beat, purely from a design standpoint. Lynch's vision of decaying/dirty semi-clockwork technology and culture was absolutely spot-on. "Dune" is dirty and creepy and weird (no pun intended). It has to be.

    2. Re:Oh, Hubris! by hardburn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why do people worry about the description of hair color being right? Or Peter Parker being bitten by a genetically engineered spider instead of a radioactive one? Or that the Prince of Persia is wearing the Warrior Within outfit during the Sands of Time setting? Or a thousand other details that mean smeg all to the overall outline of the setting and plot of any adaptation of anything?

      Also, why do I spend so much of my time complaining about people complaining on the Internet?

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    3. Re:Oh, Hubris! by SpryGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes. And the main problem I had with the miniseries is that the look was AWFUL. It was completely wrong. Too clean, too sparse, too pretty. Just completely wrong in every way it's possible to be wrong.

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  7. Still gonna suck. by iluvcapra · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Dune" is probably the greatest 20th-century science fiction novel. It is, for better or worse, unfilmable.

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    1. Re:Still gonna suck. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Dune" is probably the greatest 20th-century science fiction novel. It is, for better or worse, unfilmable.

      Yes I think they should at least try to film a different unfilmable novel. How about Neuromancer or Ringworld?

    2. Re:Still gonna suck. by MozeeToby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I used to think that about the Lord of the Rings though, and somehow that managed to become one of the most successful set of movies ever. It's not that I don't agree with you, just that I for one have been proven wrong before. The sheer weight of the massive backstory and unusual technology, combined with the basis in Arabic and other non-western cultures make it hard to make a mainstream version of Dune that is at all true to the books.

    3. Re:Still gonna suck. by moderatorrater · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, right. That's what they said about Watchmen!

    4. Re:Still gonna suck. by PaganRitual · · Score: 4, Funny

      Battlefield Earth all but proved that great sci-fi books are often unfilmable.

    5. Re:Still gonna suck. by eln · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think what makes Ender's Game unfilmable is all the naked kids running around in it, not how "cerebral" it is.

    6. Re:Still gonna suck. by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At least a movie adaptation of Ender's Shadow might cut out all the yammering Card felt he had to stuff into the novel. Ender's Shadow fell into the trap of the novice author: show, don't tell. Ender's Game showed the story, the way novels are supposed to be written. Shadow didn't. But because Card is a mega-seller, his editor is a spineless worm who will publish anything with his name on it. An editor worthy of the name would have sent it back with a rejection letter.

      Could it have been a really good reinterpretation? Yes, the concept was fine. Too bad Orson Scott Card has gotten old and self-indulgent.

    7. Re:Still gonna suck. by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because when Hollywood adapts William Gibson, they create Johnny Mneumonic. Need I say more?

    8. Re:Still gonna suck. by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Fuck Ring World. Want to make a Niven novel into a visual feast for the senses, go for the Integral Trees!

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    9. Re:Still gonna suck. by TheTyrannyOfForcedRe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not every culture shares the American belief that nudity is sexual. I have a Swedish friend who regularly goes on beach holidays with her parents, brother, and sister. On these holidays they spend entire days together at the beach, completely nude. As an American, I can't imagine anything more uncomfortable and terrifying than an all nude family beach day. To her it's perfectly natural and normal.

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    10. Re:Still gonna suck. by ImprovOmega · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wish to nominate Snow Crash to that list. It was rather like Terry Pratchet and William Gibson got thrown in a blender and out popped that story.

      Plus Hiro Protagonist is the greatest name for a main character in the history of literature.

  8. How many remakes have their been? by gblackwo · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm too lazy to google it- but I do remember watching one for nine hours over three dvds without getting up! Can I have trophy?

    1. Re:How many remakes have their been? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      no, but you can get atrophy.

  9. Cults by uvsc_wolverine · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I guess I'm just a cult member. I happen to like David Lynch's version. I know it's not the most accurate, but I thought it was fairly well done for its time - and how many film adaptations are well done? Some of the Harry Potter movies (Order of the Phoenix being the worst offender) are so off it's funny, and The Lost World (Jurassic Park 2) didn't resemble the book at all. I also really enjoyed the principal actors - Kyle McLachlan, and just enough Patrick Stewart to lend some legitimacy.

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    1. Re:Cults by Knara · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I haven't read any Harry Potter and I have found all the HP films to be very enjoyable, personally.

    2. Re:Cults by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Some of the Harry Potter movies (Order of the Phoenix being the worst offender) are so off it's funny

      I thought that film was one of the best. The book had about 300 pages that a half-decent editor would have cut. Nothing of interest happened; no plot, not character development. The film only covered the events in the other 400 pages.

      In contrast, The Half Blood Prince felt like they'd pulled all of the pages out of the book, thrown two thirds of them away, and then filmed the rest verbatim in a random order.

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  10. Dune Nukem Forever? by Culture20 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It will always be in the process of being created with the best 3D effects available to film?

  11. David Lynch movie was innaccurate but was ART by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The David Lynch interpretation was brilliant. It was artistic, it looked great, had excellent sets and cinematography. The literal stage play, I mean the SciFi production, was flat, dull lacking in emotion and life as it tried to accurately portray the novel. Nerds! Stop it! Movies are cinematic interpretations of a novel or another body of work, for it to work in the movie format, many things must change. The David Lynch version had a great score, had actually emotional scenes, the Baron was excellent, Sting brilliant. Yes you hate it because it wasn't accurate, fine but you don't respect excellent cinema either.

    I hope this version pisses you particular nerds off by being cinematic, beautiful and daring in the liberties it takes with Herbert's fine novel. Really now it can't be any worse than what his son has managed to accomplish.

    1. Re:David Lynch movie was innaccurate but was ART by Mex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem, my dear anonymous coward, is that we want entertainment, not art. If we get art along the entertainment, great!

      But we don't expect to go to a scifi movie and have what might as well be 2 hours of David Lynch jerking off in front of the audience (an opinion that movie snobs might hate but in my mind that's pretty much all he does in his movies).

      I don't claim to enjoy or even understand David Lynch's "art", but I can recognize when a movie based on a very awesome book is "crap".

  12. Public's Consciousness? by Flubb · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll probably watch it as soon as they're able to delete the images of Sting in a speedo from my consciousness.

  13. Make it Long by hardburn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If the directors aren't allowed a LotR-level timescale, the best they can hope for is remaking the Lynch version. 6 hours, minimum, and yes, you will still have to cut stuff out at that length.

    Also, Alec Newman should be run straight out of Hollywood. If his whiny, young Luke Skywalkerish version of Paul didn't convince you, his appearance on Enterprise should have.

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  14. Wasn't the SciFi network mini-series good enough? by Paul+Rose · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I thought the SciFi network mini series a few years back was pretty faithful. I'd watch a new 3D big effects version, but it hardly seems necessary.

  15. Re:Wasn't the SciFi network mini-series good enoug by TheMeuge · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wasn't the SciFi network mini-series good enough?

    Good enough to do what:

    - to ensure no further remakes are made out of shame?
    - to strengthen the eye muscles of anyone who'd read the book by either rolling their eyes or attempting to close them after they've already been shut?
    - to harvest a few gigawatts of electricity from the wild dynamo of Frank Herbert rolling in his grave?

    Before they made that movie they should've considered whether they needed to add any more disgrace to the Herbert estate. Hasn't Brian Herbert done enough damage already?

  16. that's a matter of opinion by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "Dune" is probably the greatest 20th-century science fiction novel. It is, for better or worse, unfilmable.

    No. It's a difficult adaptation but not impossible. LOTR was thought to be impossible. I think Peter Jackson did a bang-up job. Your mileage may vary.

    The mini-series adaptations were noble in effort if flawed in execution. The problem with something like Dune is that it really demands to be made into a full season. Take the first three novels since they were meant to be the original story. Season 1, season 2, season 3. 13 episodes a piece. That's more than enough time to tell the story. As it stands, the miniseries would probably be incomprehensible to anyone not already familiar with the story. And trying to do it in a single movie? Impossible. Madness.

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    1. Re:that's a matter of opinion by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If your books are about half imagery and half story, when the movies end up having about an hours worth of plot and the rest as battle scenes and aforementioned imagery then I guess you have done a bang-up job. But Dune is a bit of a bigger undertaking. It's like trying to create a movie around The Foundation Saga. It's just not as easy as massive battle scenes full of cut and paste soldiers.

      Gonna start a nerd holy war on that one. :) Lord of the Rings, both the movie and the book, was about more than just battles and imagery. Dune really is more of a psychological story than Lord of the Rings which was meant to be epic myth-making on an epic scale. Dune has a lot of character-driven conflict that could just as easily be played out on an empty stage. Lots of eye-candy and worldbuilding will be icing on the cake but there's nothing about the book that says the story has to remain in the book. The hard part, of course, is handling exposition in a fashion that is not an infodump but remains interesting and engaging.

      The part I'm not entirely satisfied with in Dune is Leto II's interpretation of the Golden Path and the whole transformation into the god emperor. That was the point where the story felt like it slid off the rails and the following books cemented that feeling. The whole Honored Matres thing felt tacked on.

      The other part that really bothered me was the whole other memory thing. The Dune universe is presented as materialistic and godless, at least with no more proof of God's existence or lack thereof than in our own world here and now. But there's evidence of supernatural things such as the other memories awakened within the bene gesserit by the spice. The baron's own personality lived on within Alia and consumed her. How is this so? Is there some sort of junian universal subconscious, a collective soul we're all connected to? Or is all of that memory supposed to preexist within the eggs of the female line? But then the male reverend mother they sought would have access to the male side of the memories as well so this means they're passed through sperm, too? Or is it really an external thing? And if there is such a thing, could it may as well be God for all intents and purposes? A god made manifest by the shared minds of humanity. And clones presumably only need the source DNA. But Herbert never explains it and the whole mystical side seems out of place given the otherwise hard scifi setting. I can buy superb mental conditioning and powerful developments of the human mind in the post-AI age. I can buy abilities that lie within the extremes of the physically possible. But the mystic stuff presupposes a mechanism to explain it and that raises a whole host of new questions. If I see a vampire, I now wonder if there are werewolves. If I see inexplicable psychic powers, now I wonder what else could be possible.

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    2. Re:that's a matter of opinion by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Informative

      The "memory" thing as you call it was RNA-encoded memory (it was kind of a pop-sci pseudotheory that floated around for a while in the 1960s and 1970s, Larry Niven used it for a story as well). You'll notice if you read the books that none of those ancestral individuals were there until death, basically they're identities got stuck in the RNA of a Bene Gesserit when they contributed their bit at conception. The only exception was the Duncan Idaho golah (clone) that shows up in the last two novels, who was cloned from all sorts of previous Duncan Idaho golahs, including what were obviously scrapings of Duncan Idaho's killed by Leto II (hence that Duncan Idaho did have memories of his death). The whole point of the Kwisatz Haderach was that it would be a male that could both go into the Bene Gesserit spice trance and could also access male racial memories/identities (apparently women could only see female ancestors).

      As to prescience, while Herbert never really went into it, it's clear that it was a naturalistic phenomenon in his universe. It isn't magic, but what appears to be a way for a prescient individual to collapse the wave function, which is why prescience ended being so bad, even before Muad-dib came on the scene (the Guild had been using it for thousands of years since the destruction of the AIs), because it essentially locked humanity into a single future.

      So while Herbert's Dune universe seems to have some supernatural aspects, that's only because, to some extent, the players treat them that way. The Bene Gesserit and the Guild, in particular, surround their powers in a thick layer of metaphysical mumbo jumbo, but underneath, those powers are rationally explainable (within the context of the universe Herbert creatd).

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  17. Re:Needs a sidekick by Tetsujin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mesa think isa great idea.

    And, you know what? I know we're trying to be more faithful to the original work, but this whole "butlerian jihad" bit really seems a minor point... How about we add some robots, huh?

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  18. Lynch's Dune -- Like a movie made by aliens by Yergle143 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    First off pick up the book again some time and read the dialog aloud and tell me
    Herbert's writing doesn't define wooden.

    That's OK, maybe the Bible has more in common with this book then say,
    the slangy chatty "Avatar".

    That Lynch pulled in stuff from a different dimension was well and good. I personally
    think "milking a cat", Gurney attacking with one hand on a gun and the other holding
    a pug, heart plugs and the tubes going into the brains of the Guild are more poignant
    than anything in the book.

    Lynch's "Dune" sent me to a different dimension. "Avatar" sent me to bed
    with a headache.

  19. ain't broke, don't fix it by iamhassi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    " I don't care what's in the books - the Lynch movie is what the Dune universe is to me"

    You, good sir, are probably speaking for about 90% of the population that has seen the original 1984 Dune movie.

    My issue is his quote " 'Peter had an approach which was not mine at all, and we're starting over again'...he recognises** that he must try to delete the images associated with David Lynch's 1984 version of Dune from the public's consciousness."

    Probably not a good idea, to remake a movie completely different from the from the popular original. I'm just saying ain't broke, don't fix it. I'd watch the exact 1984 Dune redone with fresh graphics, but I'm not sure about erasing the original from our minds. I think we liked the original and would like to see more of that.

    **it's recognizes, with a z, unless the guy's in britian but i don't see a .uk domain. Sorry for being a grammer nazi when I'm far from perfect, but it's kinda a pain to quote the article and have Chrome tell me I'm misspelling words I didn't write.

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    1. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sorry for being a grammer nazi when I'm far from perfect...

      You're right; you are far from perfect. To begin with, it's a (potential) spelling error, and spelling has fuck all to do with grammar. In the same breath, you also misspelled grammar. Way to go.

      Here's a tip for the future: Instead of apologizing for being a grammer nazi,

      just fucking skip the attempted nazi-ing all together. You'd look less like a jack ass, and save both of us some typing.

    2. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by hardburn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Popular"? Lynch distanced himself from the film, the critics hated it, and it was a box office failure. It was a 6 hour movie compressed into 2 hours, and had "weirding modules" in a clumsy and unnecessary attempt to put technology in the place of the more mystical aspects of the story. It went too deep without explanation for those who didn't read the books, and was too shallow for those who had.

      I think you're vastly overstating the popularity of that version. It's completely forgettable.

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    3. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      **it's recognizes, with a z, unless the guy's in britian but i don't see a .uk domain. Sorry for being a grammer nazi when I'm far from perfect, but it's kinda a pain to quote the article and have Chrome tell me I'm misspelling words I didn't write.

      It's 's' unless it's American English. No, I don't mean it in the Microsoft way of dictation, but rather the international standard.
      Honestly, only Americans could bastardize the word bastardise.

    4. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by Theleton · · Score: 2, Informative

      The thing is, the 1984 movie was never very popular, and is widely remembered as a box office bomb. (See Harlan Ellison's rant... errr, "essay," on how Universal screwed up the film's chances before it was even released.) Maybe a few people who saw it (and hadn't read the book) liked it, but a lot of others didn't, and most people didn't see it.

      So I wouldn't stick to any elements from the Lynch version, but I wouldn't make any efforts to wipe it out, either. Just let it be forgotten.

      (BTW, you misspelled "grammar.")

    5. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by RiddleofSteel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Every Sci-Fi geek I know liked the film, non-geeks hated it. I'm not saying we loved it, but for the time it was different and interesting. So I really don't think he's overstating the popularity for it's market base. For many people they had not even heard of Dune before the movie, and while the books are much better I never would have read them without the Lynch version.

    6. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by Cryacin · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's 's' unless it's American English. No, I don't mean it in the Microsoft way of dictation, but rather the international standard. Honestly, only Americans could bastardize the word bastardise.

      Well what do you expect? They took the 'u' out of honour as well.

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    7. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm what you would call a Sci-Fi geek, at the Lynch movie was bad. It looked great, and, like I said, felt like Dune, but a lot of the elements, like the Weirding Modules, were so moronic that to anyone who enjoyed the book, the movie was like a sick joke.

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    8. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by t0p · · Score: 2, Informative

      **it's recognizes, with a z, unless the guy's in britian but i don't see a .uk domain. Sorry for being a grammer nazi when I'm far from perfect, but it's kinda a pain to quote the article and have Chrome tell me I'm misspelling words I didn't write.

      That's grammar not "grammer", and Britain not "britian". I don't know about "grammer nazi", but if you want to be a spelling nazi it'd help if you could spell. As for whether the guy's in Britain or not: I'm in Britain but you'll very rarely, if ever, see a .uk domain connected with my online writings. A .com, .org or .net domain does not necessarily mean the writer thereof is in the USA. And British English is considered correct in a lot more places than is American English.

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    9. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by slick_rick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I watched the Lynch movie as a teenager back in the late 80s long before I read the book. Therefore I did and do not have the book snob attitude to pre-judge the movie by. I only read the book because of the captivating feel of the movie and the intriguing storyline. The made-for-TV remake was closer to the book, but far from enthralling.

      I think Lynch is a lot like Kuberick. You either love his stuff or hate hate it, there is little in between.

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    10. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by flyneye · · Score: 2, Informative

      And yet it was the lush velvety narcotic cinematography that is the hallmark of any of Lynchs color films with the unexplainable depth of a strange dream, as are any of his films. Whoever put Lynch on Dune had to know what they were getting into from the time the blotter hit their tongue.
                If you can forget Lynch imagery, you weren't in the theatre for the movie.

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    11. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by bhartman34 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Probably not a good idea, to remake a movie completely different from the from the popular original.

      I'd have to disagree. First, the original Dune movie was not generally popular. (Maybe its reputation has increased over the years.) It was almost universally panned. Second (but related to the first), the original Dune had good visuals for the time, but the story was so badly mangled that it's best to just start over.

      As someone who read the original book, and then saw the movie, I thought the movie hit the high points of the book, but there was almost none of the story that the book gave you. Any remake needs to start with the story and work outward to the visuals so that it makes sense to someone who hasn't read the book.

      Honestly, I can't see a remake of Dune that would be less than 4 or 5 hours in length. You'd need that much time to build up the story. And something (better than what was done in the 1984 movie) would have to be done to better express the inner monologues of the characters.

    12. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by bhartman34 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well what do you expect? They took the 'u' out of honour as well.

      What the hell are you talking about? There's no "u" in "honor"! Can't you recognize that? ;-)

    13. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by obarthelemy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Films and books are very different. I find my perception is always very tainted by the order in which I see/read them: if the book comes first, I'll have a hard time appreciating the film because I'll be looking in it for my preconceptions and much more content than a film can convey; if I see the film first, my understanding, visualization, and expectations of the books will be very conditioned.

      All in all, I think book first, film afterwards is better. It lets me create my own vision, even though I then have to try and suspend it while trying to get into the film.

      That said, I think Dune was a good not great film. Nice visuals, but felt a bit empty. I'm guessing the new film will feel the same: there's just no time to convey the overall social situation, the politics, the technology, the metaphysical aspects, the sense of wonder... in 2-3 hrs.

      There's 2 films I find at least as good as their books: 1984 and Blade Runner. I'm interested in suggestions for more. LOTR fails because the books were so great, but the films are OK.

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    14. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by nanospook · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes the film sucked soooo bad!!!!!! Except... you can still rent it today at Blockbusters. 20 years later.. sounds like a total failure to me.. *dripping sarcasm* ;) Personally, the movie captivated me. I first saw it in my 20's and am in my 40's now. I still watch it periodically, the music, scenery, the baroque feel and look, not to mention the music. I agree that it didn't follow the book, but its captivating in its own way..

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    15. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by siride · · Score: 2, Informative

      Except that -ize is more etymologically correct and it was the original. The British were the ones that shifted over to -ise for reasons unclear to me (apparently French influence?). Even so, it doesn't matter. Both spelling systems are no longer phonetically nor even at times phonemically connected to the languages they represent.

    16. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by nixkuroi · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ridley Scott hated the theatrical release of Blade Runner, but I loved it. What the filmmaker thinks of his films has little to do with how much I like them. I thought the Dune movie was pretty awesome when I saw it first, but it didn't age well. But, like other readers, that's the Dune universe I knew. I didn't mind the Weirding modules. They reminded me in some ways of Spider-Man's web shooters. Not needed, but a cool part of the mythos that says something interesting about their inventors.

      Still haven't read the book though, but I didn't have to read Phillip K Dick to appreciate Blade Runer either.

    17. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well what do you expect? They took the 'u' out of honour as well.

      As well as "humor". Tell me, why is that letter in there to begin with? I'd be willing to bet that a few hundred years ago "bastardize" wasn't even a word (or "bastardise" either for that matter), and if it was, it was pronounced "bastard ice".

      Whay aren't you people bitching about the bastardization of the word "gay"? I never could understand what was so gay about homosexuality.

  20. Animate it!!! by RevWaldo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And I don't mean "animate as in Avatar" or "animate as in UP" I mean "animate as in Akira, Paprika, Metropolis, etc. etc. (Pity I can't think of any comparable American productions. The Lion King?) A twelve-hour series would do Dune justice, but I'd settle for a three-hour film.

  21. delete the images??? by l3v1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    recognises that he must try to delete the images associated with David Lynch's 1984 version of Dune from the public's consciousness

    Hell, erase the memories of a fantastic adaptation by a fantastic director and replace it by a freaking 3D toystory?

    kind of movie that has the scope to be 3D

    Has the scope? Geez, the world is 3D, genius, and everything in it has the scope to be 3D.

    I've had my fair share of avatar movies for this decade thankyouverymuch.

    Anyway, it seems we just should rest this "movie" thing for a few decades, since it seems they either just make movies that are crap or they think creating new ideas is uncool and just keep remaking worse and worse versions of previous movies.

    It is an industry alright. So we should treat it as such: pay, watch, and if it doesn't deliver what was promised take it back and demand the money. Or do you keep a mower if it doesn't cut the freaking grass?

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    I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I can think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
  22. Do we need another by Jim+Hall · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Do we really need another attempt to re-make 'Dune'? Yes, David Lynch's 1984 film version was really, really bad. Unwatchable, even. But I thought the healing process was complete with SciFi's Dune (2000) miniseries.

    I watched the miniseries (but not the followup, Children of Dune (2003)) and thought it was great. They did an amazing job with the story. With a 3-part miniseries, you can take your time with the story, so it doesn't feel so rushed. Sure, it had William Hurt in it (I find him boring) but was good nonetheless! :-)

    I'm not convinced we need another re-make of this.

    1. Re:Do we need another by EpsCylonB · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I thought children was better than the first mini series, I didn't like the way paul was portrayed in the first one, but for some reason he didn't bother me in the second even though its the same actor.

      The second one was a lot less theatrical as well, presumably because they had a bigger budget.

  23. Re:Need a full series, not another movie by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Brian Herbert and Kevin J Anderson never wrote a single word in the Dune universe.

    I've read all of them, just once, I've never dressed up as Paul, I don't know how to pronounce Bene Gesserit, and I still know more about Dune than they do.

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  24. hmmm by nomadic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    recognises that he must try to delete the images associated with David Lynch's 1984 version of Dune from the public's consciousness.

    The "images" were actually quite well-done. Lynch's Dune suffered from several problems, but the visual effects and costumes weren't one of them. And the Brian Eno score was really good (I even liked the end Toto instrumental).

  25. 3D, who cares by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why is 3D mentioned? Who cares? I am so sick of people chasing carrots. Just make a fucking good movie and be done with it. Or at least try.

    1. Re:3D, who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      People will start to care if they made a 4D Dune movie composed of prescient visions.

  26. MOD PARENT DOWN by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Informative

    He's referring to the sequels that were written by someone who clearly hasn't read the originals. In Children of Dune, Frank Herbert writes about the attitude of dependency being destructive not the machines themselves. In God Emperor, he writes that humanity has evolved to the point where it is no longer likely to suffer this problem. The dialogs between the Reverend Mother and the God Emperor indicate that fear of computers is irrelevant for modern humans. In Chapter House, he reintroduces this theme, showing that the Archivists lose some of their humanity when they start to think like computers and are, ultimately, a dead end.

    In the prequel and sequel series, there is an evil AI with completely inexplicable motives who tortures humans for no obvious reason and is later somehow a threat to humanity.

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  27. Is anyone else sick to the back teeth... by asdf7890 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is anyone else sick to the back teeth of "IN 3D"!!!!!1!!!!!?

    It seems to be that they think no one will go see any film unless it has IN 3D writ large at the end of the trailer and on every poster, and they the film makers think that some 3D element will somehow make their film great whether it is or not without being IN 3D.

    I know such singleton action is meaningless in the grand scheme of things, but I for one will make an effort to get through 2010 without seeing any film that shouts the IN 3D gimick in its pitch.

    Please tell me I'm not the only one. Please tell me the average cinema goer isn't a Bay fan wanting nothing more than EXPLOSIONS IN 3D who is going to be suckered into thinking this new gimmick is what makes films great...

  28. Re:Get over it by jeffasselin · · Score: 3, Funny

    In Canada, we just accept both spellings and get on with our lives.

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  29. The mini-series was too _small_, IMO by aabernathy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The problem I had with the Lynch movie was simply that it was too compressed and you got jerked from event to event, sweeping past so much of the story. The actual look and feel I really enjoyed. (At the time - I haven't seen it recently, so maybe I would feel differently now.) The mini-series had so much more time to tell the story, so I was hoping for better.

    But a huge problem with the miniseries was the size: the portrayals were so small. Dune the book was big, the deserts were vast, the halls were immense. In the miniseries even in the desert there was no sense of scale - the frame was always filled with the characters. There is a banquet scene set in a big hall, but we're treated to a tight shot with a few characters that looks like it could have been filmed on a soundstage the size of a nice office.

  30. Let me fix that... by naasking · · Score: 4, Informative

    Let me fix that:

    Rampaging cult overthrows galactic government with the help of hallucinogenic drug everyone eats with breakfast .

    There, much better.

  31. Butlerian Jihad in Dune Encyclopedia by m95lah · · Score: 2, Informative

    I always preferred the explanation put forward in the Dune Encyclopedia which, although not "canon", still rings more true to the spirit of Dune:

    AIs were used to control in vitro fertilization systems. The AIs started to breed more controllable humans, and IIRC even killed off offspring that were likely to be a threat to the AIs.
    This quite nicely explains two Dune taboos in one go: AIs and IVF.

  32. Re:"Dune" is militarily obsolete by kenp2002 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The basic problem with "Dune" today is that it predates the Gulf War. We know what "desert power" looks like now - M1A2 Abrams tanks and A10 Warthogs. There were worries back in 1991 that mechanized armies couldn't operate in the desert.
    Wrong. You go through more air filters. Some spare parts get used up. The tanks keep rolling.
    Remember those Iraqi solders in the first Gulf War who were all dug in, armed, and ready to fight? THe US sent in a line of tanks equipped with bulldozer blades, rolled over them, and buried them alive in sand. Being out in the open desert against a modern army is death. I don't care how good your knife fighters are.

    And a giant sandworm with a big open mouth looks like a good RPG target.

    There are insurgency tactics that work, but they depend on having a friendly population to hide in. They also require an opposition that doesn't consider extermination of the entire population in the area an option.

    Actually if you read the books it isn't an issue. The whole shield technology they developed made even a simple shielded human into a portable nuclear bomb. The shields rendered conventional ballistics useless but energy weapons hitting it made the shield go "giga-boom". Unlike desert storm Arrakis is pure sandy nothingness. Not bed-rock or compressed earth. Even an Abrams tank in that situation could litterally bury itself in the sand (Think sahara not the badlands. Dunes and sandbases that are at least as deep as a sand worm is tall.)

    The worms themselves are pretty durable apparently and conventional ballistics had been long abandoned due to shield technology. What is left are energy weapons and the skin of the worms might be able to endure quite a bit of heat energy and with all that silica acting as refractory sufraces radiation may not be an issue.

    The political aspect wasn't lost on Herbert. The Fremen were in control of Arrakis in reality with leverage against the Spacing Guild. The Emperor or any would-be house would suddenly find it hard to transport a real full army to Arrakis to wipe out the Fremen. Only after Paul rallied the Fremen did it appear that the Spacing Guild would allow a real full contingent of troops to arrive.

    The books were more about politics rather then military or traditional SciFi.

    Paul is a fictional icon that the BG held in reserve to "whip out" when needed. Paul was an abberation that fit the messiah template. Paul and his mother exploited it and the BG lost control of that cultural element. With access to the inner oracle (genetic memory) Paul with the messiah template was nearly unstoppable from a political standpoint due to the religious leverage he held.

    That is the brilliance of the story is the complexity of the political, social, and religious interplay. Something Lynch completely ignored.

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  33. Lynch is a good director by wonkavader · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd read the book (and the National Lampoon parody Doon, which is EXCELLENT) before the movie and was annoyed that Lynch had cooked up unnecessary things, but I still loved the movie. It's beautiful and moody and the images do stick in your mind in a way that very few movies achieve.

    But on the subject of the utterly unwatchable TV version, I'd like to point out a rule of film/TV analysis which is almost always correct and places blame where it should be placed: When one actor delivers a bad performance in a movie, that's a bad actor. When everyone does, that's bad directing.

    A good director can get bad actors to deliver excellent performances. A bad director gets crap out of even good actors.