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"Vegetative State" Patients Can Communicate

Kittenman writes "The BBC is carrying a story about researchers in the UK and Belgium who can detect the thinking processes within a patient previously thought to be in a vegetative state. The researchers ask the patient verbally to think in certain ways to indicate a 'yes', in other ways to indicate a 'no' — and have successfully communicated with 4 out of 23 patients previously thought to be in a coma."

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  1. Horrible news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a life-long vegetarian, I'm horrified with the idea of being able to communicate with my... oh wait.

  2. It's not that big of a deal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Us vegetative types have been doing that for years on World of Warcraft.

    1. Re:It's not that big of a deal... by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Funny
      "Us vegetative types have been doing that for years on World of Warcraft."

      Hell, I was thinking more along terms of my current management.

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    2. Re:It's not that big of a deal... by chappers1 · · Score: 1

      According to TFA, the subject is asked to imagine a game of Tennis whilst being scanned. Sounds more like Pong than WoW. Probably so people that have been in a vegetative state since the 70's will know what to do.

    3. Re:It's not that big of a deal... by redcaboodle · · Score: 1

      "Us vegetative types have been doing that for years on World of Warcraft."

      Hell, I was thinking more along terms of my current management.

      You must be wrong. Management doesn't communicate.

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    4. Re:It's not that big of a deal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Us vegetative types have been doing that for years on World of Warcraft."

      Hell, I was thinking more along terms of my current management.

      We have been communicating with vegetables for decades. They're called our publicly elected, special interest controlled, career crimi...I mean politicians. For instance, they were involved in the policy of the Vietnam police action (war). Look how that turned out. They, being those that call themselves, "THEM", promised a balanced federal budget. HA!, add into the mix the "war" on poverty, drugs, gangs, business corruption, no child left behind (behind what? Outer Slobovia?), term limits and any other un-kept promises. The U.S. educational system is so screwed up it is no wonder that "We The People" are looked down upon by a large portion(?) of the world. It would be better to elect real vegetables, at least they will not lie, except down. It is time for the "People" to take back this country. Rescind all executive orders, investigate all politicians and their dealings with corporate America, two-faced leaders of countries who give lip-service to ensure their own corrupt ideologies under the guise of democracy. Announce N.E.S.A.R.A. www.nesara.us/pages/history.html

    5. Re:It's not that big of a deal... by repka · · Score: 1

      It's interesting how for a model of vegetative man's head in TFA's video they used a wooden texture.

  3. So do plants... by viraltus · · Score: 0

    I always talk to them :)

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  4. Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Tim+C · · Score: 5, Informative

    From TFA:

    "Patients in a vegetative state are awake, not in a coma, but have no awareness because of severe brain damage. "

    1. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by KneelBeforeZod · · Score: 1, Insightful

      you mean 'Catatonic', right? That's how you would describe this condition.

    2. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Informative

      Considering that Schiavo had no cerebral cortex, it's pretty much a given that she had no awareness. The article doesn't say all patients in a vegetative state are aware, just that some are, or more to the point, have been misdiagnosed.

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    3. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by EasyTarget · · Score: 4, Informative

      More importantly, she was put in a MRI scanner and there was nothing there..

      http://www.amptoons.com/blog/archives/2005/03/20/regarding-the-cat-scan-of-terri-schiavos-brain/

      However, her situation was only one of the possible PVS states people can end up in..

      I can only hope that -all- PVS patients get such a scan before anything is disconnected, and if there is a brain left they then get an active MRI scan to see if they are actually thinking. While it may not have saved Terri I'm pretty sure it will save some others.

      Oh; and I really worry about decisions made before active MRI and other techniques came about, I think some horrible things have happened.

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    4. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Trent+Hawkins · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering if this whole thing is the same effect as 'communicating' through a Ouija board.

      They should start doing some blind test where a you ask question that the doctors and immediate family members might not know about. Like, what's your Face Book account password and other personal information.

      Then when we find their Face Book account trolled and the bank account mysteriously emptied, we'll know it works!

    5. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh; and I really worry about decisions made before active MRI and other techniques came about, I think some horrible things have happened.

      I'd say that's pretty much a given. What's worse, being effectively paralyzed with no means of communication at all (until now) for years and years, or starving to death for a few weeks? Sounds horrible either way.

    6. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Oh; and I really worry about decisions made before active MRI and other techniques came about, I think some horrible things have happened.

      That's an unavoidable side-effect of progress. Think about how many lives were lost to trivial (nowadays) deseases. How many lost due to lack of basic resuscitation. How many are lost currently due to such trivial stuff as decapitation or lack of heart and brain activity for a pitifuly short periods of time.

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    7. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by RulerOf · · Score: 1

      Oh; and I really worry about decisions made before active MRI and other techniques came about, I think some horrible things have happened.

      Indeed. It makes you wonder if people who were previously misdiagnosed as PVS but really had locked-in syndrome had the "plug pulled" on them.

      Of course, though, Terry Schiavo was not one of those people.

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    8. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by dhTardis · · Score: 1

      In this case, there's the special Steven King-like horror of being deliberately (if mistakenly) left to die while perfectly aware of what's happening to you and completely incapable of getting help.

    9. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm holding out for there being some consciousness in the medulla oblongata, held down and suppressed by the tyranny of the cerebral cortex.

      Finally free, the medulla oblongata rejoices that now it is the dominant force of consciousness and now it will get to make all the decisions.

      Only then it discovers it still can't do anything but make the body breath, pump blood, and occasionally barf.

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    10. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Lots of horrible things happened. Insides of coffins from the earlier centuries were found to have scratch marks from the people inside waking up. Many declared dead were not dead but simply very sick. etc....

      Honestly, How would you like to be incapacitated but aware and thrown onto a pyre... Yay! my last moments are insane amounts of agony as I am burned to death.

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    11. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Informative

      RTFA moron. They specifically mentioned her as a case where this does not apply:

      The new report, posted online by The New England Journal of Medicine, does not suggest that most apparently unresponsive patients can communicate or are likely to recover. The hidden ability displayed by the young accident victim is rare, the study suggested.

      Nor does the finding apply to victims of severe oxygen depletion, like Terri Schiavo, the Florida woman who became unresponsive after her heart stopped and who was taken off life support in 2005 during an explosive controversy over patients’ rights.

      --NYT (emphasis mine)

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    12. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by b0bby · · Score: 2, Informative

      The WSJ gave more details:
      "Researchers at two centers, in England and Belgium, used functional magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) tests on 54 patients with severe brain injury. Of these patients, 31 were diagnosed as being in a minimally conscious state, meaning they showed intermittent signs of awareness such as laughing or crying. The other 23 were diagnosed as being in a vegetative state, meaning they were considered unresponsive and unaware of their surroundings."

      http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704259304575043494009308442.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

    13. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by cellocgw · · Score: 2, Funny

      Lots of horrible things happened. Insides of coffins from the earlier centuries were found to have scratch marks from the people inside waking up
      That doesn't count: they (the bodies inside those coffins) turned out to be zombies or vampires, all defective and thus unable to reach the surface. Unlike Uma Thurman, who got out just fine...

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    14. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Omestes · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If I was in a permanent vegetative state I would love it if someone disconnected me, especially if I was conscious. Being awake in what is essentially a dead body sounds like a small slice of hell to me.

      While it may not have saved Terri I'm pretty sure it will save some others.

      Save them from what? A life where they are completely dependent on machines to keep them alive (being nothing more than a burden to their families), a life where they can't communicate or do any of the things that they love? I have a hard time picturing anyone who being forced to be in this state would find this saved. Hell, even if your religious or personal views accept the "alive at any cost" value, you can't change your mind and tell them to shut down the machines.

      I feel no sympathy for the people in a permanent vegative state who lost their lives before the advent of this technology, I feel more sorry for the ones who didn't.

      Yes, living wills, and informing your loved ones to remove you from life support in such cases are very important. But as the Schivo case proved, it doesn't really matter when religious politics become involved. Your living will is only as valid as the willingness of your relatives to honor it.

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    15. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Nathrael · · Score: 1

      But of course, we can't just get some proper Euthanasia laws passed...

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    16. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A little late for Terri Schiavo.

      I've known vegetables could communicate for a long time, comes from spending a lot of time around Southern Baptists. And thanks to Shrub, they can even be president.

    17. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While it may not have saved Terri I'm pretty sure it will save some others.

      Save them from what? I'm pretty sure living out the rest of your life unable to move, communicating only through blinks would be worse than the alternative.

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    18. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Why? How many people do you know that would want to live like that, trapped in a living nightmare in a useless body? Would YOU want to continue to exist in such a state? I personally can't think of a cruelty worse than that, and wouldn't wish such a thing upon a dog, much less another human being.

      Give them a nice big fat shot of morphine and let them go people. There are things a lot worse than death, and being trapped in a dead body? Yeah that would definitely qualify as one of them. Have a little decency and just let them go.

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    19. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by greyline · · Score: 1

      What do grammar rules have to do with this article?

    20. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking selfishly, if I was in a vegetative state with no serious prospect for recovery and a limited ability to even think, I would hope that my family would let me be euthanized. That would be a horrible way to live for me, and for my family forced to care for me despite me being unable to interact with them ever again.

    21. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many are lost currently due to such trivial stuff as decapitation

      What?

    22. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unfortunately for you, (and possibly Mrs Schaivo,) the cerebral cortex can be almost completely missing in humans, and yet they still can have "Conscious" daily activities.

      http://www.psywww.com/intropsych/ch02_human_nervous_system/cerebral_cortex.html

      (Last paragraph, has citations)

      There is still much about the brain that we do not understand. Most of it, in fact.

    23. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by electrosoccertux · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Considering that Schiavo had no cerebral cortex, it's pretty much a given that she had no awareness. The article doesn't say all patients in a vegetative state are aware, just that some are, or more to the point, have been misdiagnosed.

      If that's the case then at least kill her in the chance that we were wrong and she was conscious. No point in making someone starve.
      But nobody had the balls to do this...

    24. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Just because you can't doesn't mean others wouldn't. Please don't speak for everyone else's dying wishes, nor their medical wishes.

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    25. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by CFD339 · · Score: 1

      If this were available to you in that state, you could consent to the disconnect. If yes/no is possible, presumably so other form of code may be as well -- slow, but possible.

      Like you, this state is more horrifying to me than death - so ability to say "yes" to a "pull the plug?" question (with the unavoidable "Are you sure?" dialog box) -- would be welcome.

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    26. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Oh; and I really worry about decisions made before active MRI and other techniques came about, I think some horrible things have happened.

      There's no "think" about it, it's a dead cert:

      http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/buried.asp

    27. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      This *really* reminds me to hurry up and talk to my lawyer about a living will. Being able to sit around thinking without it meaning anything would be horrible.

    28. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by ascari · · Score: 2, Funny

      doesn't say all patients in a vegetative state are aware, just that some are, or more to the point, have been misdiagnosed.

      Yes, for all we know they could just be browsing slashdot comments.

    29. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by TheCRAIGGERS · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If this were available to you in that state, you could consent to the disconnect.

      I doubt it. If you had enough cognitive thought to ask to be disconnected, it would likely be argued that you were asking for assisted suicide. Which sadly is not legal.

      Today, you would probably have more luck getting disconnected if you just ignored the questions and pretended to be dead.

    30. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by BitZtream · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Save them from what?

      Save them from the end, death.

      I was just thinking about this the other day. If I'm still mentally capable but unable to communicate or move, I think I still want to live.

      I like to think and contemplate, which if I was still capable of doing so, I'd like to continue that rather than die. It'd be great if I could 'think' and then tell people, but I'd rather think and not tell people that to just be gone.

      Its possible a solution could come in the future, and either way I have time to work on ascension. ;)

      You're really look at it from the perspective of people surrounding the person on life support. Making it easier on everyone else, under the guise of being for the PVS person. This is clear from your lack of sympathy for those that may have been wrongly diagnosed. I understand being selfish, its natural, which is why I'd rather be kept alive. I'm selfish and want every opportunity I can possibly get to resolve the issue some way other than my death, even if its hard on my family.

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    31. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Zerth · · Score: 1

      And if anyone ever wonder what, say a 90 year old brain looked like, instead of comparing with a healthy brain, here you go.

      Although, technically, it isn't an entirely healthy 90 YO. That white bulge in the bottom left is swelling from whacking against a freshly waxed floor.

    32. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      How is it horrible to no longer support a body that can't do anything, even communicate effectively, whether or not the person is somehow conscious of what's happening? I'd think it would be worse to live in a "vegetative" state and be conscious of what's going on and not being able to do anything than to be "killed" to put me and those I Love out of misery.

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    33. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      Of the many ways to die I would choose to be under the influence of morphine.
      It is so peaceful and relaxing morphine doesn't just take away pain it takes away the fear of death.

        Not only that you can still talk and calm the fears of the people round you. We all understand that death occurs but its harder to accept your own, morphine is really good for that...

       

    34. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you must be confusing the GP with someone who actually has a grip on reality

    35. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by freeweed · · Score: 1

      How would you like to be incapacitated but aware and thrown onto a pyre... Yay! my last moments are insane amounts of agony as I am burned to death.

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

      (Actually, in Anakin's case it was fitting punishment for the acting atrocities committed a generation earlier)

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    36. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by AnotherUsername · · Score: 1

      I believe that the GP was using that to illustrate that, in the future, decapitation, lack of a heart, and lack of brain activity, for short periods of time, may be considered a routine procedure, and easily fixed.

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    37. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Yes, living wills, and informing your loved ones to remove you from life support in such cases are very important. But as the Schivo case proved, it doesn't really matter when religious politics become involved. Your living will is only as valid as the willingness of your relatives to honor it.

      Schiavo didn't have a living will. That's what caused the big debate in the first place.

    38. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Schiavo had no cerebral cortex, ...

      Riiiiiiight. Then here are some amazing videos of someone with no cerebral cortex. PVS my a$$.

    39. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She had no cerebral cortex. It's hard to miss a thing like that.

    40. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by AnotherUsername · · Score: 1

      Ahh....Finally, I can read in peace. No one to bother me, just alone with my books. I wonder what I'll read first. I've always wanted to read War and Peace. Maybe I'll read that. I'll just grab it now...

      Hey. Hey! I can't move my arms. Somebody! I can't move my arms! How can I read if I can't put the books in front of me? I'll just call over to somebody..They can't hear me! But its right there!

      No! That's not fair. That's not fair at all. There was time now. There was all the time I needed... ! It's not fair!

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    41. Re: Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Considering that Schiavo had no cerebral cortex, it's pretty much a given that she had no awareness.

      Given that most of Schiavo's "supporters" think awareness is caused by souls rather than brains, I don't think facts about her condition are going to have much influence on their views.

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    42. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Save them from what? I'm pretty sure living out the rest of your life unable to move, communicating only through blinks would be worse than the alternative.

      Being dehydrated to death.

      If you're going to kill someone, at least have the balls to put a bullet in their head.

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    43. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Real Player required?

      At least they used a format that's as braindead as the subject.

    44. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by wurble · · Score: 1

      If you think about it, basic decapitation is a pretty simple injury. I think it seems to me entirely feasible for future medical technology to be able to re-attach someone's head and bring them back to life if done early enough. Doctors are able to re-attach limbs, reconnecting nerves and muscles. Re-attaching someone's head would be a logical extension of such procedures.

    45. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What is your facebook password?"
      "Yes."
      "What is your name?"
      "No."
      "What is your bank account number?"
      "Yes."

      Clearly it doesn't work.

    46. Re: Summary wrong: Not a coma! by nacturation · · Score: 0, Troll

      Given that most of Schiavo's "supporters" think awareness is caused by souls rather than brains, I don't think facts about her condition are going to have much influence on their views.

      I wouldn't be so sure... many of her supporters seemed fully aware, yet lacked any brains whatsoever.

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    47. Re: Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Considering that Schiavo had no cerebral cortex, it's pretty much a given that she had no awareness.

      Given that most of Schiavo's "supporters" think awareness is caused by souls rather than brains, I don't think facts about her condition are going to have much influence on their views.

      Strawman much?

      Boy, I bet you now feel so much better about a decision that resulted in starving a living human being to death now that you got a gratuitous bash against religion in. Why, you're so superior to "them".

      I'd really love to see the response of all the people who wanted to pull the plug on Schiavo if Florida decided it would be OK to conduct executions by starvation.

    48. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Rennt · · Score: 1

      "That's some catch, that Catch-22" Yossarian observed. "It's the best there is" Doc Daneeka agreed.

    49. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      Example:
      An insane proportion of the remains of medieval period coffins have fingernail marks on the inside.
      They were so bad at figuring out if you were *really* dead that it wasn't that unlikely that you'd wake up inside your own coffin.

      Hence many other traditions like the 3 days laying out etc or people being buried with vials of poison.

      As long as they get better at it as time goes on I'm happier.

    50. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More importantly, she was put in a MRI scanner and there was nothing there..

      http://www.amptoons.com/blog/archives/2005/03/20/regarding-the-cat-scan-of-terri-schiavos-brain/

      However, her situation was only one of the possible PVS states people can end up in..

      I can only hope that -all- PVS patients get such a scan before anything is disconnected, and if there is a brain left they then get an active MRI scan to see if they are actually thinking. While it may not have saved Terri I'm pretty sure it will save some others.

      Oh; and I really worry about decisions made before active MRI and other techniques came about, I think some horrible things have happened.

      You should see the CT scans of my brother's head: he was born without large portions of his brain. When we all found out, me and my other brother looked at each other and simply said, "Well, that explains a lot..."

      He's now 43 years old, never been in a persistent vegetative state, and for all intents and purposes functions normally.

      Oh, he also got something like an 1100 on his SAT scores, despite "missing" something like 3/5 of a "normal" brain. And that's a REAL 1100, before today's dumbing-down of the scores.

      So show me a photo of a bunch of missing brain matter and I'll tell you "BFD, that's meaningless". Especially when you're using it to justify killing someone.

    51. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They used to have the practice of tying a string to a finger and connecting it to a bell on the surface. If you were to reawaken hopefully someone would hear the bell and they could dig you up.

    52. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      This is exactly why End of Life Planning is very important. Make sure your doctor, friends, and family, know what you want done if you end up not being able to communicate your wishes after a tragedy.

    53. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      Good news, everyone! I've discovered how to keep a head alive in a glass jar for centuries after the body dies.

      What do you mean Dr Wernstrom already discovered it?

      Wernstrom..!

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    54. Re: Summary wrong: Not a coma! by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      I'd really love to see the response of all the people who wanted to pull the plug on Schiavo if Florida decided it would be OK to conduct executions by starvation

      I'm not saying that I agree with the Shiavo case but the brain is responsible for pretty much everything that a human being is; pain, happiness, awareness etc. So I think saying that the Shiavo case was equivalent to executing fully aware people through starvation is a bit misleading at the least. No brain, no awareness, no pain.

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    55. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Shoe+Puppet · · Score: 1

      "Is the first letter of your name 'A'?"
      "No."
      "Is it 'B'?"
      "No."
      "Is it 'C'?"
      "Yes."
      "Is the second letter of your name 'A'?"
      ...

      It might be slow, but it does work.

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    56. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      They aren't saying that you can miss 95% of the cerebral cortex ... in fact the cerebral cortex is what is left intact in those hydrocephalics (cerebral fluid in the center, cerebral cortex on the outside).

    57. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by ozbird · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between being alive and living. PVS patients are kept alive by virtual of life support, but they are not living. You can't "save" anyone from death; it's inevitable. If there's no brain activity, it's game over dude.

    58. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I like to think and contemplate, which if I was still capable of doing so, I'd like to continue that rather than die.

      Really? Then you're not really thinking it through. You want to continue living? When you can't move. When you can't adjust the bedclothes that you're put under, even when you're roasting or freezing. When you can't feed yourself and the liquid nutrient they feed you gives you unbearable heartburn because you're not elevated enough. When you can't scratch that itch - for hours. When the cramps because your arm is in the wrong position continues for hours. When the bedsores burn. When you have no actual data input other than the Oxygen network that your aide has tuned your TV to. When you can't actually see the screen, but can only hear the voices drone on hour after hour (because they didn't prop your head in the right direction). When you go slowly mad, minute after minute, hour after hour, day after day, year after year. Yes... sounds lovely. Hope you enjoy your stay in Hell. Glad I don't need to make that choice.

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    59. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that it should be only up to the person involved, unless they've pre-paid their medical expenses in perpetuity. If you're going to ask society or your relatives to pay the bill for your continued existence, then you're now giving them a vote in your continued existence.

      Hmm - sounds like there is a market for zombie insurance... :)

      Likewise, if you want to pay to have your head/body frozen before death or whatever, by all means feel free to do so. It is likely to be far more affordable than paying to keep yourself on life support indefinitely, and probably about as practical.

      The one thing I can pretty-much guarantee for every American is that one day they will die. We sometimes get a little bit of say in how that ends up being.

    60. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      But are they really better off? If there is a chance of greater recovery then yes, by all means scan away. Of course I can't speak for any actual PVS patients but if this happened to me I'd rather be let go than spend the rest of my life answering yes/no questions by imagining tennis courts and streets.

    61. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there are many Dr. that would perfer giving her an injection so she quietly passes like falling asleep. However there balls would have to be large enough so they didn't mind being crucified by the media and Neo-Cons.

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    62. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Omestes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're really look at it from the perspective of people surrounding the person on life support. Making it easier on everyone else, under the guise of being for the PVS person. This is clear from your lack of sympathy for those that may have been wrongly diagnosed. I understand being selfish, its natural, which is why I'd rather be kept alive. I'm selfish and want every opportunity I can possibly get to resolve the issue some way other than my death, even if its hard on my family.

      Putting myself in the shoes of a person in a PVS, I would prefer death, both for my own good, and for that of my family. I could turn your sentiment around and say that I am disturbed by your complete disregard (and lack of empathy) for your family in such a case. To me that also smells like selfishness.

      Yes, having some quality time to just sit (lay) and think sounds very nice, until your realize that this quality time will stretch onwards for years and years. Years and years with absolutely stimulus, no interaction with your loved ones, completely under the control of others. You can't even say "enough" when you finally realize just how isolated you actually are, and the huge psychological and financial burden your inflicting on your family.

      Remember, you can't eat or drink. And just because your being fed nutrients via IV, your still hungry, your still thirsty. Think of the bed sores, the catheters, the itches you can't scratch, etc...

      Also think of the real psychology of humans, while we all want peace and quiet, there is a limit to that. Without meaningful interactions we slowly go insane. People actually need to interact with people. Without this we drift further and further into psychosis and depression. This can happen in as little as a couple months. Now picture this going on for years and years.

      Meanwhile your family is going broke, and suffering from psychological anguish. They can never move on, since your inert body is a constant reminder of their loss. Yes, loss, its not like your really there, are you? Unless your family gets the same amount of comfort from your fMRI pictures as they do from your actual presence (if this is the case it doesn't reflect to well on your social skills).

      I reiterate, I feel more sympathy for the families and those who can't flee from this living hell, than I do for those who were shown mercy and put out of their misery.

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    63. Re: Summary wrong: Not a coma! by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      I'd really love to see the response of all the people who wanted to pull the plug on Schiavo if Florida decided it would be OK to conduct executions by starvation.

      If people had normal laws for this type of occurrence, there wouldn't have been a need for starvation and she'd just have received a rather large dose of morphine. A much more pleasant way of dying. Not that it really mattered to Terry Schiavo, who for all intents and purposes had no more awareness than the bricks of the wall I'm looking at.

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    64. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Save them from what?

      Save them from the end, death.

      I was just thinking about this the other day. If I'm still mentally capable but unable to communicate or move, I think I still want to live.

      I like to think and contemplate, which if I was still capable of doing so, I'd like to continue that rather than die. It'd be great if I could 'think' and then tell people, but I'd rather think and not tell people that to just be gone.

      Interesting! Finally I can have a discussion with someone who believes in "life of any kind is better than death." Bout time one of you chaps spoke up here. :-)

      Now the question is... why? Why would you actually want that for yourself? Would a living hell really be better than death?

      You're really look at it from the perspective of people surrounding the person on life support.

      Because I really, honestly feel that is the perspective that most people who argued, say, on behalf of Terri Schaivo, were really coming from. That most of these "please please don't pull the plug" pleas stem from an inability of people to let go rather than looking at what would be best for the person involved. It's more about them and their emotions than it is about the patient.

    65. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Save them from what? I'm pretty sure living out the rest of your life unable to move, communicating only through blinks would be worse than the alternative.

      Being dehydrated to death.

      If your ability to feel is also destroyed, doesn't much matter, does it?

      If you're going to kill someone, at least have the balls to put a bullet in their head.

      Ah but you see, there's a difference between "killing someone" with with a bullet and simply refusing to take action, letting the body shut down without artificial interference. The person ends up just as dead, but the legal (and occasionally moral) implications are different.

    66. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying reattaching a head will not be possible someday but the big difference between the head and an arm or leg is that you are dealing with a severed spinal cord.

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    67. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      If I was in a permanent vegetative state I would love it if someone disconnected me, especially if I was conscious. Being awake in what is essentially a dead body sounds like a small slice of hell to me.

      Especially if I sneak into your room and stand there with a feather tickling your nose.

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    68. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Just because you can't doesn't mean others wouldn't. Please don't speak for everyone else's dying wishes, nor their medical wishes.

      No one is saying those people should never be able to make that decision, we're saying it's a crazy choice. Absolutely crazy. But personally I think it's made more of ignorance -- people having a fantasy of how they'll be able to live, while the reality will be far more crushing and depressing for everyone.

      I wonder though -- if the person can't pay for it, how much of that burden should the rest of us have to shoulder? Maybe a bit off topic, but I think it's a legitimate question.

    69. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Inalienable rights: life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. As long as you breathe and think you can pursue your happiness because you are able to think about happiness. If you are breathing then you are most likely alive. Liberty is tough since you only have enough to roam your mind but I will leave that to endless debate.

    70. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's good enough for a degree at most colleges!

    71. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      If your ability to feel is also destroyed, doesn't much matter, does it?

      Depends which parts of the brain are damaged. There's recent work done by US Army Medical showing that most of the brain experiences the trauma of surgery, for instance, even thought the frontal lobes are unconscious from the anesthesia. This leads to PTSD-like symptoms in many cases, so mere frontal lobe inactivity is insufficient to allay any fears of suffering.

      Ah but you see, there's a difference between "killing someone" with with a bullet and simply refusing to take action, letting the body shut down without artificial interference.

      Yet that body never would have gotten into that position without such interference. One you take action you're on a path of responsibility - removing feeding tubes not a reset of the situation, it's a direct action that may lead to suffering.

      The person ends up just as dead, but the legal (and occasionally moral) implications are different.

      Yeah, IMHO it's sad that suffering bordering on torture is legal but a quick painless death is illegal. I understand that in a combat situation, soldiers are not tried for murder if they end a dying soldier's life, and knowingly letting a dying man suffer horribly in that situation is considered inhumane.

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    72. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If that's the case then at least kill her in the chance that we were wrong and she was conscious.

      I don't care about that "if". Either way, if you're going to remove the feeding tube and effectively kill her, then have the balls to actually do it and kill her. This bullshit rationalization they used, like "Oh we're not killing her, we're only removing what keeps her alive! So if she doesn't miraculously recover and starves to death, that's just God's will!" was a coward's way out. Fuck that bullshit.

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    73. Re: Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      I'd really love to see the response of all the people who wanted to pull the plug on Schiavo if Florida decided it would be OK to conduct executions by starvation.

      a) Not the same thing.

      b) If anyone had suggesting actually putting her to sleep, you creeps would have complained even louder.

      She was a political football, pure and simple. The reason it blew up on the Republicans is that everyone, regardless of their political or religious beliefs, hopes to die with dignity.

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    74. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hence the terms "graveyard shift" and "dead ringer"

    75. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by AaxelB · · Score: 2, Funny

      You could totally form a language based on barfing, and from there it's just a short jump to civilization! A barfy one.

    76. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by ajs · · Score: 1

      Today, you would probably have more luck getting disconnected if you just ignored the questions and pretended to be dead.

      Of course, the astute doctor will realize this and convey to the patient what the stakes are and what the likely outcomes are before establishing the patient's state definitively. That way the patient can make an informed choice and simply remain silent if that's what they want.

      Having read Johnny Got His Gun, I never want to live like that.

    77. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by ajs · · Score: 1

      Save them from what?

      Being dehydrated to death.

      I'd happily take a few days of agony over potentially years of solitary confinement with who knows what diminished cognitive capacity and what kind of torment that would lead to.

    78. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I'd happily take a few days of agony over potentially years of solitary confinement with who knows what diminished cognitive capacity and what kind of torment that would lead to.

      Reasonable, but note that my argument was for a quick painless death vs. an agonizing one, not what you reference above.

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    79. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Rene+S.+Hollan · · Score: 1

      Oh great. Rise of the Bulemics.

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    80. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      *insert tasteless peanut butter cup joke here*

    81. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I was just thinking about this the other day. If I'm still mentally capable but unable to communicate or move, I think I still want to live.

      Then you should definitely make that clear in a living will.

      Personally I feel the exact opposite.

      For me that sounds like the worst torture imaginable. I like to be able to think, but I also like to be able to do things as a result of the thinking. I like to be able to communicate with others. I like being able to move.

      I've spent one night in jail. The lack of freedom was tortuous. To have my own body be a prison... *shudder*

      You're really look at it from the perspective of people surrounding the person on life support. Making it easier on everyone else, under the guise of being for the PVS person. This is clear from your lack of sympathy for those that may have been wrongly diagnosed. I understand being selfish, its natural, which is why I'd rather be kept alive.

      And I see the opposite view as being the selfish choice for everyone but the sick person. The ones who don't want to let go, who want to hold on to the hope of a miraculous recovery. A recovery that's not going to happen.

      Maybe it's because I can envision myself lying there and my loved ones saying "No, there's still hope!" while I'm silently screaming "End this hell!"

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    82. Re: Summary wrong: Not a coma! by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      The Schiavo family, who I initially felt sorry for, ended up showing themselves to be hamfisted con-artists, with badly edited home video footage to try to prove that this woman was still there. They slandered and libeled Michael Schiavo, and got a whole host of politicians (some of them, like Bill Frist, who must have known better) to waste a great deal of time on a woman who had been definitely proven to have suffered catastrophic brain damage, and whose forebrain, in the intervening years had shrunk to almost nothing, being replaced with cerebral fluid. By sad chance, the lower brain, and in particular the medulla oblongata remained intact, so signals to maintain respiration, heartbeat and digestion were maintained, but nothing more. Terry Schiavo had died in 1990, her hind brain still maintaining autonomic functions notwithstanding.

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    83. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by semargofni · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of this short story by Roald Dahl.

    84. Re: Summary wrong: Not a coma! by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      The Schiavo family...

      I mean the Schindler family, of course.

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    85. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      In some cases, depending on where the loss is, yes, the brain can compensate. In your brother's case, he was born without it, so essentially the brain was routing through other areas from the very start.

      To attempt to draw a line between that, and say, Terri Schiavo, where pretty much all the forebrain had been destroyed through anoxic brain injury (basically the brain was so starved off oxygen that vast portions of it died off), is, I'm afraid invalid. They are two considerably different situations. As well, the areas of the brain that had atrophied or died pretty much were all the areas of cognition, personality and voluntary motor function. I can't imagine someone born missing those areas of the brain would ever have any degree of consciousness.

      The only thing that saved Schiavo's life (if you can call what happened "saving") was that the lower brain and more critically the brain stem were not damaged, meaning autonomic functions like respiration, digestion and excretion continued.

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    86. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      If I was in a permanent vegetative state I would love it if someone disconnected me, especially if I was conscious. Being awake in what is essentially a dead body sounds like a small slice of hell to me.

      For all you know it could be like a pleasant dream.

    87. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      And just as important in any attempt at resuscitation is that the brain would suffer an immediate drop in blood pressure, down to zero in seconds. That means no oxygen, which pretty much means that within seconds after that the brain starts suffering catastrophic anoxic failure. You would pretty much have to find a way of keep oxygen going to the brain within no more than a minute or two (at most) to be able to save it. I can conceive in the future that we might be able to do head transplants, or even remove the brain to place in a healthy donor body, at some point in the future as part of planned procedures (like heart and liver transplants and such), but saving someone who is decapitated, I doubt it. I don't think any amount of technological sophistication is going to be able to buy you the time to save a brain that way. Besides, I'll wager before then we'll be able to digitize peoples' memories and personality by that point, and we'll just have to boot up our backup from the previous day, stick it in Head #2, and away we go!

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    88. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by electrons_are_brave · · Score: 1

      More I can only hope that -all- PVS patients get such a scan before anything is disconnected, and if there is a brain left they then get an active MRI scan to see if they are actually thinking. While it may not have saved Terri I'm pretty sure it will save some others.

      Saving is one thing - quality of life is another. After studing neuropsyche and seeing survivors of head injuries, hypoxia etc I makes me think that medicine has advanced a little bit too far in saving people.

    89. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      That doesn't count: they (the bodies inside those coffins) turned out to be zombies or vampires, all defective and thus unable to reach the surface. Unlike Uma Thurman, who got out just fine...

      So, instead of MRIs for coma patients or little bells for caskets, we just need everyone to be trained by Pei Mei.

      By they way, I love those movies but... Isn't it kinda funny how they go through this elaborate flashback sequence explaining how she acquired the ability to punch through a block of wood inches in front of your face (and generally took a level in badass), but completely glossed over her incredible digging ability?

      I wouldn't really have even worried about it but as the makeshift casket lid starts to crack they show a little dirt start to rain down. It's like they're drawing attention to the fact that all punching through the makeshift casket lid is going to accomplish is dumping all that dirt on her face, keeping her from moving even the little bit she was able to before. Ah well. :)

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    90. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Philip_the_physicist · · Score: 1

      If starving/dehydrating would be better (in your opinion) than lingering on, then you could refuse to allow any further care, so they have to disconnect you. You might even be able to request higher does of painkillers, depending on the situation.

    91. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by electrons_are_brave · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure if you are jokingly referring to the information in the hoax paper "Life in the 15th Century", but in case you are not ...

      http://www.traditioninaction.org/History/A_005_Myths1500s.shtml

      (Sorry couldn't find a link to the original hoax email).

    92. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You!

      You write the next hitchhiker's book.

    93. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by sznupi · · Score: 1

      In the past, a broken bone would often leave you crippled for life (if you survived at all). And look where we are now...

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    94. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Not that long ago any cessation of breathing meant you were left to die.

      BTW, there's data strongly suggesting that, regarding anoxic damage to the brain, how you keep it stable after damage and how you "wake it up" is at least as important as how it was "shut down".

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    95. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Ihmhi · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean Los Angeles?

    96. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by ajlisows · · Score: 1

      I could agree with you if, along with that thinking, there was an interface to which I could stream my thoughts and get new data to think about. That may be bearable. Of course, that is not possible (at least not yet) so you would be stuck thinking about only what the things you remember from when you were truly alive...walking around, reading, communicating with others. Have a thought that leaves you really curious for more information? You aren't getting that information. Finally came up with that idea for the next killer app? Sorry. You are never going to get to code it. Probably much sooner than you think, you'll have run out of stuff to think about and your only thoughts will be on the misery of your situation.

    97. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A former editor of elle magazine had a stroke, and wrote a whole book with that method. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Dominique_Bauby

    98. Re: Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Alioth · · Score: 1

      It's ironic how your post accusing his post of being a straw man argument is, in itself, a straw man argument.

    99. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by ajs · · Score: 1

      I'd happily take a few days of agony over potentially years of solitary confinement with who knows what diminished cognitive capacity and what kind of torment that would lead to.

      Reasonable, but note that my argument was for a quick painless death vs. an agonizing one, not what you reference above.

      I understand, and it's a reasonable thing. The problem is that what you suggest is illegal. The law gets murky when you talk about NOT providing medical care (e.g. turning off the machines), but doctors certainly do wander into a shitstorm of trouble if they actively kill a patient.

      Do I think the laws should allow for doctors killing patients when they feel its in the patients' best interests? Maybe... It's a tough call because the potential for abuse is so high. But yes, in general terms, I do think there's a time and a place.

    100. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      So, the person can blink an eye? Wow. I have to say that if I'm trapped and immobile, and the most I can do is move my eyes, that I hope that someone will have the grace to end it for me. This is the sort of story that gives the Schaivoists heart, and scares the bejabbers out of people like me. If there is a hell, mine would be in a persistent veggie state, but still able to think. And really, I want to keep my bejabbers

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    101. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I'm sure under very special circumstances one could, with sufficient technology, save a brain from permanent damage, or at least with minimal damage, if a head is severed. Since most decapitations happen due to severe injury or intentional killing, neither of these seem likely to deliver an optimum situation to save a life. A guy whose head gets lopped off in a car accident in all likelihood isn't going to be in a situation where the brain can be properly tended to to assure survival.

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    102. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

      Who cares? If my brain is so royally fubar that there is a doubt as to whether I am in a vegitative state, I want to die. ESPECIALLY if there's some consiousness in there.

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    103. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Optic7 · · Score: 1

      You must see the movie from a couple of years ago called "The Diving Bell and The Butterfly" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0401383/ - it tells a TRUE story of a man in exactly this situation: all he could do was blink one eye. But with that eye and the help of others, he was able to write a whole novel. It's a really good movie.

    104. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by sznupi · · Score: 1

      And you know what will be, long term, the limits of medicine...how?

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    105. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      I'd write about how I hoped to come back after death and haunt the people who wouldn't let me die.

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    106. Re:Summary wrong: Not a coma! by chameleon3 · · Score: 1

      doesn't say all patients in a vegetative state are aware, just that some are, or more to the point, have been misdiagnosed.

      Yes, for all we know they could just be browsing slashdot comments.

      with mod points

  5. interesting.... by cryoman23 · · Score: 0

    so if i go into coma to get some peace and quiet while i finish planning my world domination your saying that i wont be able to get that piece and quiet.... im guessing the underground bunker is still the way to go then....

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    1. Re:interesting.... by delinear · · Score: 1

      You don't have to answer. Of course, then they might turn the life support off, so not without it's drawbacks...

    2. Re:interesting.... by kalirion · · Score: 1

      You don't have to answer. Of course, then they might turn the life support off, so not without its advantages...

      Fix'd

  6. Law & Order by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasn't there a Law & Order episode about this?

    1. Re:Law & Order by Steauengeglase · · Score: 1

      Yes, and they made sure that the horrible vagetative serial rapist will spend plenty of time in the state prison!

    2. Re:Law & Order by Vanderhoth · · Score: 1

      There was an episode of House. They had a monitor and the guy had to think yes or no to move the mouse pointer to the correct button to answer questions.

  7. Confusion of terms by Compholio · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... and have successfully communicated with 4 out of 23 patients previously thought to be in a coma.

    A vegetative state is by definition where there is no detectable awareness. You could legitimately say that they were "previously thought to be in a vegetative state," but if you detect awareness then they are in a coma.

    1. Re:Confusion of terms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I really think about something like that I am so terrified that I start having an anxiety attack. I'd rather be dead.

    2. Re:Confusion of terms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A vegetative state is by definition where there is no detectable awareness. You could legitimately say that they were "previously thought to be in a vegetative state," but if you detect awareness then they are in a coma.

      A coma is by definition a lack of consciousness. (The conscious alternative is being asleep.) If they are aware, they are not comatose.

      What this group is is more akin to locked-in, where one is awake and occasionally even alert, but insensate and immobile.

    3. Re:Confusion of terms by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Informative

      ... and have successfully communicated with 4 out of 23 patients previously thought to be in a coma.

      A vegetative state is by definition where there is no detectable awareness. You could legitimately say that they were "previously thought to be in a vegetative state," but if you detect awareness then they are in a coma.

      A persistent vegetative state is a condition of patients with severe brain damage who were in a coma, but then progressed to a state of wakefulness without detectable awareness.

      Vegetative > coma > dead.

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    4. Re:Confusion of terms by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      It's not so simple as vegetative > coma > dead. Patients can come out of a coma without being vegetative.

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    5. Re:Confusion of terms by nanoakron · · Score: 1

      If you detect activity, they are neither in a vegetative state nor are they in a coma.

      Why is there no '-1 Wrong' mod?

    6. Re:Confusion of terms by nacturation · · Score: 1

      It's not so simple as vegetative > coma > dead. Patients can come out of a coma without being vegetative.

      Indeed. Some people have been known to sublimate from coma to fully awake, bypassing the vegetative state altogether.

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    7. Re:Confusion of terms by geekoid · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      haha, what a rube.
      It's not that black and white. Where is brain dead in your little black and white list?

      Plus, people did not wake up from a coma, they where misdiagnosed. They where minimally conscious.
      It's a very complex issue, and you don't do anyone any favors by misleading them with posts like yours.

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    8. Re:Confusion of terms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like most of us when you put it that way.

    9. Re:Confusion of terms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What this group is is more akin to locked-in, where one is awake and occasionally even alert, but insensate and immobile.

      Creepy how well this describes most /.ers.

    10. Re:Confusion of terms by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      Well, I can't mod you so you'll have to settle for a "Well done good sir!"

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    11. Re:Confusion of terms by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      It's not so simple as vegetative > coma > dead. Patients can come out of a coma without being vegetative.

      vegetative is greater than coma is greater than dead.

      I was replying to someone saying that if you detect awareness, it means coma. That guy was wrong, and I supplied information to correct him.

      I don't know what diseased brain state you have to be in to jump to the conclusion that I mean that people ALWAYS go from coma to vegetative state. But sadly, you seem to be suffering from that. Lets hope you get better before you get the urge to pres that "reply" button again.

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    12. Re:Confusion of terms by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      Chronic Reply Syndrome is a disease of the brain that has become a serious problem afflicting many adults world wide. While there are many means of treating CRS-- such as reply limits, removing the "reply" button, or omitting notifications that your own posts have been replied to -- these treatments are out of reach of most of those afflicted and as a result see only sporadic use. Furthermore these treatments only alleviate the symptoms of CRS as modern medicine is yet unable to combat the underlying urges to reply during discourse.

      If you or someone you love is suffering from CRS, help is available. Please go to www.CancelCRS.org for counseling, links to CRS-friendly forums, and support groups. While we wish you suffer in silence, you do not need to suffer alone.

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  8. Terrible fear by Thyamine · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is one of those terrible fears. It's great that they have found a way to communicate with someone in this state, but at the same time this type of story makes me ponder how horrific that must be for the person.

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    1. Re:Terrible fear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if it's so awful then why don't they just speak up? Eh? Eh?

    2. Re:Terrible fear by delinear · · Score: 1

      Well it could help with the recovery process, if having their friends and family support them aids the recovery process then it would be a big morale boost to those people to know their messages are getting through. It must be easy for the family of patients in such a state to get disheartened and give up hope. It's only a small crumb of comfort but it's better than we've been able to offer so far.

    3. Re:Terrible fear by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      This is one of those terrible fears. It's great that they have found a way to communicate with someone in this state, but at the same time this type of story makes me ponder how horrific that must be for the person.

      Practice those lucid dreams.

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    4. Re:Terrible fear by machine321 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Especially if a land mine has taken your sight, taken your speech, taken your hearing, taken your arms, taken your legs, taken your soul, and left you with life in hell.

    5. Re:Terrible fear by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      Yeah, straight out of World War 1, and Johnny Got His Gun

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    6. Re:Terrible fear by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      Maybe this is some sort of reference I just don't get, but I am having trouble trying to understand why it was modded "funny".

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    7. Re:Terrible fear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who has been in a diminished state of consciousness for a non-trivial amount of time, I can tell you that without higher awareness one is not in a position to make judgments regarding good/bad, pleasant/not pleasant. It comes down to whether or not you are suffering prior to the making of such judgments. If your brain is inflamed this pre-conscious suffering can be immense. If it is not that the state of existence feels neutral. Cases where there is a continued widespread inflammatory process must indeed be quite hellish.

    8. Re:Terrible fear by Rary · · Score: 1

      Maybe this is some sort of reference I just don't get, but I am having trouble trying to understand why it was modded "funny".

      Yes, it's some sort of reference.

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    9. Re:Terrible fear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This reminds of a book I read a couple of years ago.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Got_His_Gun

      What a scary way to live out your life.

    10. Re:Terrible fear by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      One by Metallica.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzgGTTtR0kc until Lars sees it and sues everything that moves anyway.

    11. Re:Terrible fear by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Google: Metallica "One"

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    12. Re:Terrible fear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially if a land mine has taken your sight, taken your speech, taken your hearing, taken your arms, taken your legs, taken your soul, and left you with life in hell.

      This deserves a +10 FuckingAwesomeMetallicaReference

    13. Re:Terrible fear by hitmark · · Score: 1

      that assumes one can recover in the first place.

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    14. Re:Terrible fear by CorporateSuit · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Every boy should go through a Metallica phase. Every boy.

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    15. Re:Terrible fear by ari_j · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude. You spelled HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL wrong.

      Ode to the lameness filter:
      I know, dear Filter, that using so many caps is like yelling
      When quoting Metallica, though, yelling is okay
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      But she also said that it's okay if you have a loud guitar
      Incidentally, she didn't teach me how
      To write an ode.

    16. Re:Terrible fear by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      A song by Metallica titled One. http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/10241/

    17. Re:Terrible fear by flabordec · · Score: 2, Informative

      Metallica - One

      Land mine has taken my sight
      Taken my speech
      Taken my hearing
      Taken my arms
      Taken my legs
      Taken my soul
      Left me with life in hell

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    18. Re:Terrible fear by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Metallica is SO going to sue you...

    19. Re:Terrible fear by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      I'm the boss, this is champagne, merry christmas!

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    20. Re:Terrible fear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's lyrics from the Metallica song "One."

    21. Re:Terrible fear by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 1
    22. Re:Terrible fear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      land mine has taken your sight ...

      That line has always bugged my about that song. It was a mortar, not a land mine.

    23. Re:Terrible fear by geekoid · · Score: 1, Troll

      Metallica sucks donkey balls.

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    24. Re:Terrible fear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm betting you got the reference, however.

    25. Re:Terrible fear by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      Only because they were hypocrites* over P2P.

      I used to buy their music before they got all Sony-ish over Napster.

      Now, I couldn't care any less if I tried to about their music or views.

      * Lars Ulrich Pirates His Own Album.

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    26. Re:Terrible fear by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      I'm interested to know why so many people assume it must be horrible. For starters, you're in a different state of mind to most people and you might not even be able to comprehend the idea of being "shut-in" to begin with. It might just be like when you're half asleep and half awake, and not necessarily unpleasant at all.

  9. Great! by Itninja · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So all they have to do is live in an MRI machine for the rest of their lives and they can communicate. Problem solved!

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    1. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what would they probably say? "Kill me...."

    2. Re:Great! by dyingtolive · · Score: 2, Informative

      - He's blinking... it's Morse Code..
      - What does it say? - "Kill me." Over and over again. It says, "Kill me."

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    3. Re:Great! by delinear · · Score: 1

      Well they could tell you where they left the car keys, that would be helpful.

    4. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. It's amazing that a Slashdork would post this but even more amazing is that it isn't modded down.

      For as much as the Slashdorks cry about pure reseach funding in the Bush administration you'd think that they'd have a solid understanding that this kind of research has nothing to do about finding a cure but rather to better understand a condition.

      Next we will be modding up posts that discredit the LHC because the direct research isn't going to make a microwave oven more efficent or help increase the bandwidth across copper.

    5. Re:Great! by mchugh · · Score: 0

      - He's blinking... it's Morse Code.. - What does it say? - "Kill me." Over and over again. It says, "Kill me."

      Trumbo FTW!

    6. Re:Great! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      So all they have to do is live in an MRI machine for the rest of their lives and they can communicate. Problem solved!

      This problem can likely be expressed in terms of Moore's Law generations.

      (and yes, I know it's not transistor count, but the parallel research)

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    7. Re:Great! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And what would they probably say? "Kill me...."

      That would be tremendously useful information.

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    8. Re:Great! by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      And just think what these test subjects are thinking.

      Here they are stuck inside their minds for years - in solitary confinement able to stare at the ceiling and hear what is going on, but not respond. They are going insane from a form of torture FAR more cruel than anything the CIA could come up with.

      Then suddenly somebody starts asking them questions after putting them in a machine. The scientists start talking - HEY - THEY REALIZE I CAN HEAR THEM. I CAN COMMUNICATE NOW. MY FAMILY WILL START TALKING TO ME AND I CAN TALK BACK. Ok, maybe this is still a horrible condition to be in, but there is hope now!

      Then the scientists say "ok, subject looks positive - let's take a look at the next one" and the patient goes back to their room wondering when anybody will bother to take another look at them. They get to listen to their family talking to the doctors about it, and the doctor indicates that fMRI time is far too precious to spend on family conversations. They are doomed to at least a few more years of complete isolation, maybe for the rest of their lives unless fMRIs get a lot cheaper.

      Unless this actually results in an improvement to quality of life for those in this condition I fear that it will only prolong suffering. Now, if this provides diagnostic information or some chance at being released from their coma then that would be a great thing all around.

      Having been in a hospital for short periods of time and having been with others in hospitals, it can be near-torture for those who are nearly ambulatory. Just imagine what it would be like to be in a coma.

    9. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well they could tell you where they left the car keys, that would be helpful.

      God damn, shit the bed.

  10. 4 out of 23? by lymond01 · · Score: 1

    have successfully communicated with 4 out of 23 patients previously thought to be in a coma.

    That's actually a better return than I get on security surveys sent to faculty...

    1. Re:4 out of 23? by stubob · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to mention replies to résumés.

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    2. Re:4 out of 23? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      If you're only sending out 23 surveys you need to take a remedial statistics course. And actually an almost 25% return rate is very good for any survey. Most folks are lucky to get a 10% return.

    3. Re:4 out of 23? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you're only sending out 23 surveys you need to take a remedial statistics course. And actually an almost 25% return rate is very good for any survey. Most folks are lucky to get a 10% return.

      What if you only have 23 faculty members?

      Damn, you know last night I asked my wife how her day was. What a fool I was. How could I ever get valid results with such a small sample pool.

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    4. Re:4 out of 23? by delinear · · Score: 1

      I wonder though if they chose patients who had a higher chance of responding to the measurement. I haven't RTFA (hey, this is /.) so I don't know if this is even possible, if statistically they can say patients who entered their current state due to a particular type of accident or illness have shown the best chance of eventually responding to stimuli so we'll try patients in this group first, or if it was just totally random. If it was the former, that might conceivably skew the results more favourably - I was similarly surprised at how high this was.

    5. Re:4 out of 23? by Amorymeltzer · · Score: 1

      This post could use a +1 Depressingly unemployed.

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    6. Re:4 out of 23? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Asking your wife how her day was was hardly a sample. If there are onlt 23 faculty members, why do you even need a survey?

    7. Re:4 out of 23? by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      IIRC, 30 is considered the threshold amount of data samples to be comsidered statistically valid for a normal population. Lower than that allows results to quickly skewed by only 1 or 2 data points. One other point that was drummed home in Graduate Stats class was that many doctors don't know statistics and those that do many times cherry pick patients and/or filter the data so its skwed to the desirable result. In other words they are not impartial and let the data say what the results are for many reasons (money is #1) . In a case like this, everyone wants a good result to help these people but I'm afraid given the sample size and emotional component (and the fact no one has validated the study) leads me to say this is more marketing for more funding versus reporting a real breakthru in the treatment of such patients.

    8. Re:4 out of 23? by daenris · · Score: 1

      OP never said there were only 23 surveys sent out, he just said that 4 out of 23 was a better return rate. Maybe there were 230 surveys sent out and less than 40 were returned, just as an example. Also, just over 17% isn't really "almost 25%."

    9. Re:4 out of 23? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Asking your wife how her day was was hardly a sample.

      Actually I'd say it's a great sample. I covered my entire wife population.

      If there are onlt 23 faculty members, why do you even need a survey?

      I'll make it even easier. Take 10 people, now schedule a 1 hour meeting sometime in the next month. Every person must attend, but this meeting is not their highest priority, nor is everything they do listed on their calendar. Wouldn't conducting a survey of those people with respect to their preferred times which they are available be useful in picking a date and time?

      Or go back to the 23 faculty members, wouldn't it be interesting if their response to: do you feel that our security police is adequate came back with a 100% no response?

      How would you learn that if you didn't conduct a survey. Frankly if there are more than 3 people, and you are attempting to make decisions which are based on, or will affect them, I'd consider conducting a survey.

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    10. Re:4 out of 23? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want a bigger sample pool, you can ask me how your wife's day was....We were having fun until the neighbors complained!

    11. Re:4 out of 23? by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      Well, if it helps you to have an additional data point, I asked her how her day was and she said, "Horrible ... until now ;-)"

      Then, I finished my cigarette, got out of bed, and left.

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    12. Re:4 out of 23? by ari_j · · Score: 1

      I have always had a 100% response rate to my resume. And 100% of the potential employers respond that I am supremely qualified, and that they are regretful nearly to the point of suicide over not being able to hire me.

    13. Re:4 out of 23? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I used to have to survey at work, we'd send literally thousands of surveys. So when one of my girlfriends asks how I like the dinner she cooked, of course I'm not thinking that I'm taking part in a survey.

      As to your "when is a good time for the meeting" I'm surprised you didn't get a better response rate. Especially if you worded it "We will have a staff meeting at 10:00 AM Friday unless you can't make it. How you word the questions has a BIG effect on response, as well as response rate.

      wouldn't it be interesting if their response to: do you feel that our security police is adequate came back with a 100% no response?

      If it were me I'd say that would mean that 100% were satisfied with the security. People will bitch and moan a lot more readily than give praise, something my employers obviously didn't understand when I did a survey for them about 15 years ago. They thought they would get positive results, were happily surprised that they got a 30% response (they figured 10%), but when I tallied the results they were dismayed; it was very, very, overwhelmingly negative. Most of the 30,000 responses were laced with obscenities.

      Needless to say, that one got swept under the rug. They redid it with reworded questions and were a lot happier with the second one.

    14. Re:4 out of 23? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, cool, you assumed he only sent out 23 and then used it as the basis for a personal attack. You're not a pedantic shitdick at all

    15. Re:4 out of 23? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      That was no personal attack, in fact it wasn't an attack at all. Your posts, however...

    16. Re:4 out of 23? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      As to your "when is a good time for the meeting" I'm surprised you didn't get a better response rate. Especially if you worded it "We will have a staff meeting at 10:00 AM Friday unless you can't make it. How you word the questions has a BIG effect on response, as well as response rate.

      I don't disagree, but the email in question was going to the owner of the company who doesn't exactly follow his calendar. In that case, I do err on the 'what time is good for you.' THEN send out a selection of options to the others (who were investors).

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    17. Re:4 out of 23? by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      As the OP, I must say that all these comments still didn't help me attain my goal of +3 Funny.

    18. Re:4 out of 23? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Point taken.

    19. Re:4 out of 23? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      You're only shooting for a 3? Aim high, with a 5 you get "the comedian" on your achievements page. Then if someone calls you a karma whore you can point to that and truthfully say "see? I care so little about karma I risk a downmod just to make you laugh!"

  11. Captain Christopher Pike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that is all.

  12. False Positive by BrotherBeal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm not a neuroscientist, but it seems to me that 4 out of 23 is a pretty low success rate, especially given the kind of indirection the researchers were resorting to in order to elicit the signals they were looking for. How do we know, for example, that a patient doesn't have some kind of spurious activity in the brain area they're using to signal "A"? For that matter, how can we distinguish between "no answer" and a deliberate "B" in the absence of such activity? How can we assume that the patient, who by definition has brain damage, is capable of understanding the question correctly and answering correctly? I agree, this is better than absolutely no communication, but I'm curious how they intend to control for factors like these.

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    1. Re:False Positive by MaXintosh · · Score: 4, Informative

      The problem of improper controls and false positives is really serious with these fMRI studies. It can be summed up in three words, really: Thinking dead salmon.

    2. Re:False Positive by Thiez · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > How can we assume that the patient, who by definition has brain damage, is capable of understanding the question correctly and answering correctly?

      That one seems rather easy, you ask them many questions and see how many of the answers make any sense. If a large part of them make sense, it is a reasonable to conclude the patient understood and was able to answer. Of course this would disqualify patients who are able to understand the question but unable to answer, and those who would be able to answer but cannot understand the question, and those who drift in and out of conciousness...

    3. Re:False Positive by Fnkmaster · · Score: 5, Informative

      I don't think they addressed the "no answer" vs. "B", however, they did assess the patients' ability to answer a series of factual questions about the patient's life prior to whatever put them where they were - I think that pretty much shows that there is something non-spurious being measured here and it's not just the dead salmon fMRI effect as another reply suggested - the probability of random readings matching up with the correct answers to a series of such questions seems very minute.

      And 4 out of 23 is not a success rate - it's a misdiagnosis rate! Nobody in their right mind is claiming that *all* patients in persistent vegetative states have meaningful cognition occurring (except the EXTREMELY inaccurate and misleading Slashdot article title). Rather, some patients who failed the standard tests to assess consciousness levels are perhaps more conscious than was previously detectable.

    4. Re:False Positive by BrotherBeal · · Score: 1

      That's a good point about this being a misdiagnosis rate - I hadn't thought of it from that angle. Even though I read the article, that point still wasn't terribly clear, so thanks for bringing it up. It's still not clear to me, though, how the spurious brain activity can be ruled out based on what the article described. Yes, you're right - asking a series of ?'s can be much less subject to random bias than asking a ? in isolation. However, is it possible for said spurious brain activity to occur for a longer period of time, enough to throw off multiple questions? What I'm thinking about is a situation analogous to the following. Imagine a kid who, for whatever reason, goes into "hollywood" seizures (uncontrolled body movements, shaking, etc). If you ask such a kid to shake to answer "yes" and then, while he is having a seizure, ask him a series of questions, he's not really answering even though he's displaying the predetermined signal. Now imagine that one these people, who by definition have brain damage, suffers from some sort of condition where that part of his brain lights up like a Christmas tree every so often (similar to a seizure I suppose). If you're looking for activity in the affected region as a signal, you'll see it but its relevance as a signal is completely lost. Is this scenario even possible? Bear in mind that I'm not a neuroscientist. I'm coming at this from the perspective of an interested outsider, so it's HIGHLY likely that I am missing something fundamental. If I am, though - I'd like to know (it's a slow day at work).

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    5. Re:False Positive by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just ask a long enough series of questions, randomize them so that you aren't asking them in a way to expect any sort of pattern in the responses.

      Is your name John Smith? Expect yes
      Did you attend wrong school name? Expect no
      Did you get married?
      Did you have any children?
      Did you have 1 child
      Did you have 2 children.
      Was your mother's name...

      And so on.

      You can look into the rate at which your 'yes' or 'no' indicators happen. If it is him moving his thumb, when not being asked questions, or when being stimulated with sounds, does his thumb indicate yes more often than no, if so, how much?

      You use that as a factor for determining what should be the neutral response. If it were binary random chance, you would expect a result of 50% correct to 50% incorrect after you apply your modifiers.

      (You also have to factor in the person having brain damage and memory loss/dementia so it would be hard to determine how much correct is correct. You could even have a person who is fully cognitive but simply does not remember)

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    6. Re:False Positive by LordNimon · · Score: 1

      but it seems to me that 4 out of 23 is a pretty low success rate

      You wouldn't say that if you were one of those four.

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    7. Re:False Positive by daenris · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes responses were indicated by one type of mental imagery, no responses by another, so yes and no were both distinguishable from "no answer."

      The scanning was done in a fashion that is typical of fMRI studies in that an active condition was alternated with a rest condition. In fMRI it's essentially impossible to get a meaningful activation without contrasting two different conditions, in this case Answer with Relax, so the "activation" that is measured is a comparison between the answer and relax conditions. If a subject just had continuous spurious activation in the target brain region: 1) it wouldn't have been identified in the localizer task (described briefly below) and 2) it wouldn't show up as a differential activation between the Answer and Relax periods.

      The subjects first underwent a "localizer" task to determine what particular region of the motor cortex to use for their responses. They alternated periods of mental imagery (imagining playing tennis, and imagining navigating through a familiar city) with relax. This identified the regions that would later be used to indicate Yes or No responses (one type of imagery for yes, the other for no).

    8. Re:False Positive by kaputtfurleben · · Score: 1

      I have no idea why this comment is modded up. If he had read the article his question would have been answered.

    9. Re:False Positive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the probability of random readings matching up with the correct answers to a series of such questions seems very minute.

      How so? Getting 5 out of 6 coin flips right is just about 10%. They tested a number of people. Seems like random chance is a likely explanation. I think the fMRI part of this study is bogus. Good for them catching those with wrong diagnosis, but fMRI is still being misused by people who don't understand statistics.

    10. Re:False Positive by arose · · Score: 1

      Did the people who interpreted the data know the correct answers to the questions? Where they in the room when the questions where asked? Where they told the questions at all?

      The answer to all of the above better be 'no'. And just how general where these questions?

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    11. Re:False Positive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a sense that is true. "Thinking dead salmon" illustrates why you need more than n=1 subjects in a study! A few voxels were randomly active? Fine. Then in the next subject some different voxels are randomly active, and a third set in another. After normalizing the anatomy and averaging, that noise disappears (while any real signal, one which was present and strong in most/all subjects, is still apparent).

      Averaging across a dozen dead salmon, there would have been no significant activity in any of their brains, just a little sensor noise. Simple.

    12. Re:False Positive by LotsOfPhil · · Score: 1

      Why not just

      Please say yes
      Please say yes
      Please say yes

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    13. Re:False Positive by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      Actually, you bring up a good point: They should have repeated the test on several different salmon. Who knows...perhaps the decomposition process of the brain tissue yields active voxels. Given that this guy was looking to point out flaws in the statistical methods used by fellow researchers, he really should have repeated the trials several times.

      Besides...what scientist would miss an opportunity to perform additional "culinary post-processing" on their samples? With an n=10 sample size, you could throw a pretty great party.

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    14. Re:False Positive by geekoid · · Score: 0

      Tant doesn't work. It's been tried with ideomotor tests.

      You need someone who doesn't speak the same language, monitors by people who don't speak the same language,a and the results interpreted by someone who doesn't know the questions and THEN compare the answers to the questions.

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    15. Re:False Positive by holmstar · · Score: 1

      Ask the same question multiple times. Including the negative of the question.

  13. Coma, not in a hollywood way. by leuk_he · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is not really surprising if you are aware what a real coma is. There is a lot of states between fully consciousness and complete unconsciousness. In movies, and in soaps you switch between those states in a surprise wake-up. In reality this is much more complex.

    Anyway, better diagnosis is needed to prevent accidents like Brain scan finds man was not in a coma--23 years later and other possible improvements in brain damage treatment.

    1. Re:Coma, not in a hollywood way. by VShael · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sorry, but that man in the coma for 23 years, is only "communicating" with the world through "facilitated communication", which is a hoax. A discredited technique.

    2. Re:Coma, not in a hollywood way. by show+me+altoids · · Score: 1

      There was a "researcher" at Syracuse University in the early 90s who claimed to be able to communicate with autistic students with this "facilitated communication." They could only do it when a parent was holding their arm with a pencil. They would basically draw whatever the parent was hoping they would draw. It boggles my mind that anyone fell for this.

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    3. Re:Coma, not in a hollywood way. by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      If you're only sending out 23 surveys you need to take a remedial statistics course. And actually an almost 25% return rate is very good for any survey. Most folks are lucky to get a 10% return.

      Yet he was also shown to be able to answer yes/no questions by moving his foot. What you are referring to is facilitated communication and while THAT is dubious, I think a lot of the people here are jumping on the hoax bandwagon without really understanding the situation.

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    4. Re: Coma, not in a hollywood way. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      This is not really surprising if you are aware what a real coma is. There is a lot of states between fully consciousness and complete unconsciousness. In movies, and in soaps you switch between those states in a surprise wake-up. In reality this is much more complex.

      FWIW, there was a nice article for non-experts about this in Scientific American a couple of years ago.

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    5. Re:Coma, not in a hollywood way. by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Regardless of any particular case, it's true that we still don't understand human consciousness all that well. Also, I've read about some theories (only thing I could find with a quick Google search is here) that suggest that your brain and consciousness is not as unified as we tend to think.

      According to some of these theories, for example, the reason people sometimes sleepwalk may be that enough of their brain is actually awake to perform certain tasks while other parts of their brain remain asleep. When you're really tired and feel a little disoriented, it may be that other parts of your brain are already asleep. One article I read even suggested that schizophrenia is really a form of severe sleep deprivation-- that there are parts of a schizophrenic's brain that basically *never* sleep even when the schizophrenic himself is asleep in conventional terms.

      Similarly, as we all know, parts of the brain are highly specialized. That's why someone can, for example, have brain damage in the part of the brain that recognizes faces, and from then on out, they won't recognize anyone that they know. They might be otherwise completely normal, but a patient with damage in a certain part of the brain won't recognize his own mother.

      And then along those lines, we all feel ambivalent sometimes. We want two different things. Addicts want to quit, but they don't quit. People believe two contradictory ideas at the same time. There's a theory that part of the reason these things happen is that it's literally two different parts of your brain fighting it out. Even though you think you're a single person, a unified consciousness, you actually have something like a small society of brain tissue that argues and makes power plays and even has peace-makers who try smooth things over between the warring parties, and your consciousness is the result of the interplay.

      So given all that, I don't find it hard to believe that someone in a "vegetative state" might have some parts of their brain still operating. Depending on what exactly the damage is, it seems like you might have quite a lot of brain function left, while still not having enough to amount to what we'd consider a "conscious being".

    6. Re:Coma, not in a hollywood way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct. At first I was so happy for him, but then I saw the videos of that case, where he wasn't even looking at the keyboard and she was dragging his finger over the apparatus faster than I myself could manage. (Mind you, I can touch-type at amazing speeds, but I need an actual keyboard, even laptops put me off, and all ten fingers.) It's even worse if the guy actually is awake - how would you feel if some woman is saying all kinds of stuff in your name and you could do was watch as everyone believed her? No, I think we should hook people who are possibly in some non-zero state of awareness up to a scanner and speech computer, very much like the one Stephen Hawking has, and see if coherent sentences come out, if the patient responds to requests, asks for stuff to read, comments on it, and so on and so forth. Like a human Turing test.

    7. Re:Coma, not in a hollywood way. by grumbel · · Score: 1

      The fascinating part is that the parents themselves fell for it. I can understand how the ideomotor effect makes a simple pendulum swing, but I have a hard time grasping how it works that people actually write meaningful things that way without noticing it.

      James Randi has written a comment about the Belgium case, also links to a video clearly showing how its obviously fake.

    8. Re:Coma, not in a hollywood way. by sjames · · Score: 1

      The article states that he communicates through a keyboard device in his right hand (perhaps like Stephen Hawking's), not by "facillitated communication".

      As for FC, It appears to have a validity as a training and rehabilitation tool for some patients (in much the same way that moving someone's arms correctly for a golf swing can teach them to do it themselves), but probably shouldn't be considered to actually be communication until the patient graduates to independent typing (if they do).

    9. Re:Coma, not in a hollywood way. by geekoid · · Score: 3, Informative

      The keyboard awas assisted by someone else. In fact, he doesn't even look at the keyboard and gts the expected answers.
      Give him people that don't speak the same language to assist.

      Here is a nice look at the story:
      http://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/?p=2838

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    10. Re:Coma, not in a hollywood way. by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but that man in the coma for 23 years, is only "communicating" with the world through "facilitated communication", which is a hoax. A discredited technique.

      http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/article6930608.ece

      The novel method of communication has not convinced all medical experts, however. "It's Ouija board stuff. It's been discredited time and again when people look at it. It's usually the person who is doing the pointing who is doing the messages," Arthur Caplan, Professor of Bioethics at the University of Pennsylvania, said after watching a video of the pair.

      The spectacle is so incredible that even Steven Laureys, the neurologist who discovered Mr Houben's potential, had doubts about its authenticity. He decided to put it to the test.

      "I showed him objects when I was alone with him in the room and then, later, with his aide, he was able to give the right answers," Professor Laureys said. "It is true."

      YMMV

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    11. Re:Coma, not in a hollywood way. by sjames · · Score: 1

      That's a much better reference. The cnet article made it sound like he was doing it more independently. Agreed, given that his hand is being guided and he doesn't always seem to be even looking at the keyboard, there is no evidence he is able to communicate at all.

    12. Re:Coma, not in a hollywood way. by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      [citation needed]

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    13. Re:Coma, not in a hollywood way. by grumbel · · Score: 1

      The article states that he communicates through a keyboard device in his right hand (perhaps like Stephen Hawking's), not by "facillitated communication".

      FC refers to somebody else grabbing the patient hand and then moving it over the keyboard and that is exactly what was happening in this case, he didn't even look at the keyboard and the speed of input would even be troublesome for somebody who isn't in a comma. He did at much typing as keyboard cat did play music.

    14. Re:Coma, not in a hollywood way. by VShael · · Score: 1

      "I showed him objects when I was alone with him in the room and then, later, with his aide, he was able to give the right answers," Professor Laureys said. "It is true."

      YMMV

      Skeptics, however, observe that Dr. Laureys does not appear to have used proper controls in his testing and thus could easily have been deceived, either through others in the room cueing the facilitator directly or through the Clever Hans effect; if anyone in the room is aware of what is shown to Mr. Houben but Mr. Houben himself until he has described it, then the test's results are suspect.

      This includes Dr. Laureys or any other person administering the test.

      So yes, my milage varies.

  14. Re:Binary! by cryoman23 · · Score: 0

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  15. Bad Headline as always by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has been plastered all over the news. The problem is, its similar to the Headline "Gas pedals can suddenly accelerate the car". Surely, some are misdiagnosed, while others have no brain to think with. Its ridiculous.

  16. Euthanasia by Thiez · · Score: 4, Insightful

    > It does raise many ethical issues - for example - it is lawful to allow patients in a permanent vegetative state to die by withdrawing all treatment, but if a patient showed they could respond it would not be, even if they made it clear that was what they wanted.

    It seems kinda silly that you're only allowed to die when you're unable to make that decision. To me it seems cruel to keep someone alive in a vegetative state just because they have enough of their conciousness left to want to end it. Yay for legalized euthanasia in the Netherlands.

    1. Re:Euthanasia by Xelios · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Relative: "Oh, I just don't know what he would want! I can't make this decision for him..."
      Doctor: "Well, thanks to recent breakthroughs we may be able to ask him directly. Lets just get him into this MRI..."
      Doctor: "The results are clear, we were able to communicate with him and he was very adamant about stopping all treatment. He clearly does not want to live out his remaining days in this state, and I don't think anyone could blame him for that."
      Relative: "If that's his wish then yes, lets stop all treatment."
      Doctor: "I'm sorry m'aam, but that's no longer an option..."

      It may have been funny if it weren't so sad...

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    2. Re:Euthanasia by MrNemesis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hopefully this'll be available outside of the UK but this is Terry Pratchett giving a lecture on his Alzheimers and legalised euthanasia from a few days ago: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00qmfgn. Guardian article covering the same subject here http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2010/feb/02/terry-pratchett-assisted-suicide-tribunal

      Pratchett has done alot to provoke intelligent debate on assisted suicide and related matters, thankfully without much in the way of people shouting him down - I'm a firm believer that one should be able to put a "Please kill me nicely" card in their wallet/will, in the same way that people use donor cards to say "Yep, why the hell not use my liver as I'm not really in a position to care about it any more". Lying on a bed in a hospital for the last five years of my life, forgotten by and an embarrassment to my friends and family is my idea of hell.

      Note that I don't know anyone who's been in a coma or a PVS but I know for damn sure that the person and the flesh and blood they used to live in aren't the same thing.

      http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/opponents-of-assisted-suicide-still-convinced-it's-any-of-their-business-201002012428/

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    3. Re:Euthanasia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares what the patient thinks... damn if your mother was in a vegetable state on life support in your living room, wouldn't it be fun to experiment? Like developing brainwave sensors, measuring pain reactions and biological deterioration, why not do a open cranial surgery and see what goes on inside... Fun fun fun!

    4. Re:Euthanasia by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I'm a firm believer that one should be able to put a "Please kill me nicely" card in their wallet/will,

      Or one of these. Cause, hey why not? You're dead.

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    5. Re:Euthanasia by Wiarumas · · Score: 1

      The bad thing about this study is it gives false hope that vegetable-state people are actually capable of being less vegetable-like and more human-like by "communicating." The good news is maybe they can work towards asking the yes/no question of gaining permission to let die to avoid the legal mumbo jumbo. Since this communication is happening on a more subconscious level than actual logistical thinking, I'm wondering if the mind is capable of choosing "yes" to let me die or does the brain default to a "no" in a primal/instinctual process?

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    6. Re:Euthanasia by infinite9 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Relative: "Oh, I just don't know what he would want! I can't make this decision for him..."

      Doctor: "Well, thanks to recent breakthroughs we may be able to ask him directly. Lets just get him into this MRI..."

      Doctor: "The results are clear, we were able to communicate with him and he was very adamant about stopping all treatment. He clearly does not want to live out his remaining days in this state, and I don't think anyone could blame him for that."

      Relative: "If that's his wish then yes, lets stop all treatment."

      Doctor (after Relative leaves): "Intern, prep this body for organ harvesting."

      Intern: Doctor, I saw the MRI results myself, he definitely didn't want to die.

      Doctor: He has no health insurance since he can't work now. Alive, he's a liability for the state. But as an organ donor, he's worth millions. And no one will ever know anyway. We're practically doing him a favor.

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    7. Re:Euthanasia by bareman · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think we've come full circle

      "for the last five years of my life, forgotten by and an embarrassment to my friends and family is my idea of hell."

      back to the World of Warcraft player.

    8. Re:Euthanasia by Wiarumas · · Score: 1

      I said it elsewhere, but I'll mention it again since its more relevant here. I'd be curious if the brain was able to answer yes or no to a "should we pull the plug" question. I'm not a neurologist, but I'd assume that the brain would be operating in some sort of primitive/instinctual/subconscious state and would be unable to make true logical thoughts. Now, with that said, I wonder if the brain would deny any sort of endangerment to its life as a survival mechanism buried in the subconsciousness or would it be able to logically make the connection that it is best to die.

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    9. Re:Euthanasia by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've actually never understood this attitude about wanting to end everything. Yeah, granted, life would suck compared to what it could have been, but on the other hand, if you die, you are GONE FOREVER. There is nothing on the other side. You simply cease to exist, and it's as if you had never existed. All your consciousness is gone.

      I can see wanting to check out if you're in constant pain and will never recover, but if you have your thoughts, you can at least think and have some hope of someday recovering. And if you can hear, you can occasionally get news of the outside world.

      I would want to stick around just to see what happens.

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    10. Re:Euthanasia by cowscows · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, except that it's important to realize that it's not quite as simple as sticking you in the basement and leaving the radio on. Somebody has to take care of you, feed you, clean you, etc. You're creating a burden, financial and otherwise, whether it be on family,friends,doctors, or society as a whole.

      I would think that were I in that situation, I'd be willing to give up my curiosity about the future to allow my wife and family to get on with their own lives without having to worry about me.

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    11. Re:Euthanasia by evilviper · · Score: 1

      There is nothing on the other side. You simply cease to exist, and it's as if you had never existed. All your consciousness is gone.

      If you believe this, then what's the difference if you're here for a couple more years or not?

      If there's nothing but oblivion, then you might well have never existed. Oblivion isn't some old folk's home where you can reflect on your life. Your thoughts, memories, experiences: *poof* gone. Whatever contributions you've made to the world will be forgotten in short-order, and history has shown everyone will be forgotten COMPLETELY in time.

      So what's the point of it all? 40 years, 60 years, what does it matter, when you're just running out the clock until everything about you are is obliterated.

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    12. Re:Euthanasia by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If there's nothing but oblivion, then you might well have never existed. Oblivion isn't some old folk's home where you can reflect on your life. Your thoughts, memories, experiences: *poof* gone. Whatever contributions you've made to the world will be forgotten in short-order, and history has shown everyone will be forgotten COMPLETELY in time.

      All that is exactly correct. There is no point to my existence, any more than there was a point to some guy that lived 15,000 years ago who lived and died in Africa. Everything about him is *poof* gone, as you say.

      But that's from the point of view of the objective universe. From the subjective point of view of my illusionary consciousness, it's better to hang around and exist, than wink out of existence for eternity.

      And besides, it's entirely possible that the whole external universe is simply being manufactured by my own consciousness, and everything will die when I go. So you better hope I continue on, just in case. :)

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    13. Re:Euthanasia by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      history has shown everyone will be forgotten COMPLETELY in time.

      No, history has shown that everyone who existed before *recorded* history will be mostly forgotten (though still investigated if their remains are discovered). The advent of stone carvings changed most of that -- there's no longer any guarantee that you'll *ever* be forgotten. At least as long as there's some sentient being out there to discover or learn about you.

      At the same time, someone needn't be remembered personally in order for their influence to continue. Nobody remembers who invented the wheel, or decided to cook food, but the influence of those people remains. These are some of the more concrete examples, but we're all the products of our ancestors, both physically and philosophically. That we don't remember exactly who did what and when doesn't make it any less true.

    14. Re:Euthanasia by TheLuggage2008 · · Score: 1

      I've actually never understood this attitude about wanting to end everything. Yeah, granted, life would suck compared to what it could have been, but on the other hand, if you die, you are GONE FOREVER. There is nothing on the other side. You simply cease to exist, and it's as if you had never existed. All your consciousness is gone.

      I can see wanting to check out if you're in constant pain and will never recover, but if you have your thoughts, you can at least think and have some hope of someday recovering. And if you can hear, you can occasionally get news of the outside world.

      I would want to stick around just to see what happens.

      I can understand not wanting to hang around. For anyone that thinks that they can occupy themselves with just their thoughts for months or years on end, try lying perfectly still for a few hours, no moving if you're uncomfortable, no scratching that itch, etc. If you're equal to that challenge, next try doing it for an entire weekend. Maybe it's just me, but about 10 minutes into that and I'd be ready to pack it in.

    15. Re:Euthanasia by zQuo · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is so true! You may no longer have the choice to die once on life support.

      My relative had a living will specifying life support as long as there was brain function. This sounds entirely reasonable to the layman. As long he could think, he wanted to stay alive to make a choice himself.

      The fallacy is that you can make a choice at that time. This is totally false. If you ever make a living will, be aware of what sort of extraordinary life support you allow yourself to be put on, because even if you change your mind later, you often cannot choose to remove the life support anymore later. My relative was put on life support without his choice while unconscious (based upon his living will). When he regained consciousness he was presented with the news that his close relatives passed away while he was in coma, and that he had the prognosis never leaving the hospital, being unable to speak, and with limited eyesight for reading or writing. He made the personal choice that it would be better to withdraw life support, as he did not have much lifespan to look forward to (he was 85), and his care costs were extremely high.

      He was told that he no longer had the choice, and that the rehab hospital could not withdraw life support once offered. They did put him on prozac and elavil, when he tried to remove the tubes himself. The drugs helped him endure the stay, and he passed away after a year of not much fun, and he died only due to hospital error. It might have gone on for longer. The only time you have full choice to refuse life support is when it is offered. Be aware that once you are on life support, even involuntarily, it may not always be withdrawn easily. It depends a lot on state law and the care facility you have chosen. Note that any care facility has a financial interest in keeping the fully insured alive on life support as long as possible.

      The doctors at the original hospital tried to warn the family of this possiblity, but they were ignored. Don't let this happen to yourself or your loved ones; a little foresight goes a long way. Give medical power of attorney to someone you trust, and make sure they are aware that some types of life support cannot be revoked. Do not depend upon a living will alone, it has absolutely no power without someone looking after your interests, otherwise it can be totally ignored.

    16. Re:Euthanasia by infinite9 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mod me a troll if you like, but I speak from experience. My wife used to work in emergency rooms. There was more than one occasion where people who were not quite brain dead were taken for organ harvesting. She was so disturbed that she never does organ donor cards now.

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    17. Re:Euthanasia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > And besides, it's entirely possible that the whole external universe is simply being manufactured by my own consciousness, and everything will die when I go. So you better hope I continue on, just in case. :)

      Careful now, if someone decides they don't like the universe, they will attempt to kill you. Death by solipsism.

    18. Re:Euthanasia by FrankieBaby1986 · · Score: 1

      Loneliness, for one. We are social creatures by nature. Boredom for another. After a few weeks, I'm sure there isn't much left to think about. Besides, you'll never get to share anything wonderful you do think up. Finally, one of the worst things I could imagine is to feel completely useless and unproductive all the time. What's the point in living if you can't contribute to society in some form?

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    19. Re:Euthanasia by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      There is nothing on the other side. You simply cease to exist, and it's as if you had never existed. All your consciousness is gone.

      Assuming that is true is as irrational as assuming the opposite.

    20. Re:Euthanasia by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      What makes you think that you are capable of having such thoughts in such a state? If they are actually able to answer questions, that may not mean they have a normal cognitive process. Many people who have been in comas often report a pleasant, dream-like state. This state could be anywhere in-between or completely different altogether.

    21. Re:Euthanasia by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There is nothing on the other side. You simply cease to exist, and it's as if you had never existed. All your consciousness is gone. [...] Assuming that is true is as irrational as assuming the opposite.

      Untrue. There is plenty of evidence for a mechanistic brain (i.e., cognitive malfunctions from brain damage. Read the great books by Oliver Sacks on odd neurological problems), and absolutely zero evidence for a "soul" or any sort of afterlife. Like everyone, I wish there was some sort of way to "go on", but it's like wishing for superpowers. It's nice to dream, but reality is harsh.

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    22. Re:Euthanasia by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      I have one of his books on my shelf, along with other neurology books. One day, we may have such a great understanding of the mechanisms underlying the brain that we can predict what anyone will do, etc.

      But that's besides the point.

      You're still making assumptions about what consciousness is. Life and consciousness were still far from having complete explanations the last time I checked. Even the definitions of what they are is far from being agreed upon. Statements supporting either side of the life after death debate are speculative.

      I don't believe in a soul or an afterlife, BTW. But I can't deny the possibility.

    23. Re:Euthanasia by evilviper · · Score: 1

      From the subjective point of view of my illusionary consciousness, it's better to hang around and exist, than wink out of existence for eternity.

      That means nothing. All you're saying is that YOU WANT TO LIVE (right now). Once you cease to want to live, that is no longer true, so I still don't understand your objection to euthanasia. Additionally, that really doesn't explain why it's better to live than not, except, again, YOU WANT TO.

      As with definitions, if you can't explain your opinion, without including a statement of same, said opinion in it, you're really not explaining anything at all.

      So this is just going in circles.

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    24. Re:Euthanasia by evilviper · · Score: 1

      No, history has shown that everyone who existed before *recorded* history will be mostly forgotten

      "recorded history" is something that only exists in hindsight. If records of today survive, today is recorded history. If they do not, it's simply before "recorded history".

      Yes, right now the world is largely civilized and peaceful, and records are being preserved. But if history has taught us anything, it's that a dark age could pop-up at any time, and damn near all records we have could be lost and/or forgotten in very short-order.

      While you're assuming it's possible to be remembered forever because of a handful of ancient examples, I would instead argue that for every one we find, there were millions and millions of others who similarly should have been remembered, and were not. Even being prolific is no guarantee of anything.

      At the same time, someone needn't be remembered personally in order for their influence to continue. Nobody remembers who invented the wheel, or decided to cook food, but the influence of those people remains

      It's most likely that thousands of different people invented the wheel, and similarly, decided to cook food. What you're talking about is mere fairy tales for children.

      we're all the products of our ancestors, both physically and philosophically.

      The overwhelming majority of all people who have ever lived, no longer exist in the gene pool, so genetics is right out. If you want to go that way, the only option is to pull a modern-day Ghengis Khan routine.

      While it's certainly not possible to say, I similarly find it extremely unlikely that there is absolutely anything left of your contribution to the minds of your children, a good 10 generations down the line. While not easily provable, the fact that there is a pre-history at all does lend some credence to this hypothesis.

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    25. Re:Euthanasia by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      That means nothing. All you're saying is that YOU WANT TO LIVE (right now).

      Well, duh. Yes.

      Once you cease to want to live, that is no longer true, so I still don't understand your objection to euthanasia. Additionally, that really doesn't explain why it's better to live than not, except, again, YOU WANT TO.

      Of course after I die, I cease to care about anything. You seem to be debating from the point of view of the universe, and of course the universe doesn't care whether I exist or not. The only thing that ultimately matters is our own subjective viewpoint, because that's all we have access to. Ultimately nothing is "better" than anything else from an objective viewpoint. "Better" is purely a subjective opinion.

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  17. Vegetative patients say by codewarren · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Eat me, I'm nutritious."

    1. Re:Vegetative patients say by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I thought they'd say "Aaah! Aaah! Put me back in the grooooound!"

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    2. Re:Vegetative patients say by noidentity · · Score: 1

      You know, your joke got me to thinking... what if they hooked this up to some vegetables on someone's plate and the vegetables responded "don't eat us!". Would this cause the creation of PETV? On the bright side, its members probably wouldn't last long without food...

    3. Re:Vegetative patients say by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!

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    4. Re:Vegetative patients say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I realise you (and the site you link to) are just joking, but meat-eaters indirectly consume more plants than vegetarians, because it takes several times the weight of plant food to product the same weight of meat.

      So, in the unlikely event that vegetables were conscious and you were concerned about it, it would make more sense to be vegetarian than to eat meat!

  18. Like a House episode? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Isn't this like that House episode with the completely paralysed patient? At first he could only blink, but then that ability disappeared. He kept having visions where House and himself would appear on the beach and stuff. He was a black man as I recall. Anyway, they hooked him up to a brain-reading device which moved a cursor on a screen to indicate Yes or No (top and bottom halves of the screen).

    1. Re:Like a House episode? by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      Somewhat different, the man suffered from Locked-In Syndrome, which can look like a coma or vegetative state but is in fact different. Ussually people who are locked-in have control over their eye movements and blinking, but very little else. It is through eye movements that they can often communicate, abliet very slowly. One person, Jean-Dominique Bauby, was actually able to write a book about the experience of being locked in: The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, which was later made into a movie of the same name. It's pretty clear that the episode of house was based on that man's experiences.

    2. Re:Like a House episode? by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

      That "black man" as you put it, was Mos Def (the actor/rapper). Granted being the nerd website this is, you may not be into rap/hiphop/whatever (I'm certainly not), you should however recall that he was in Hitchhiker's Guide. I will have to be confiscating your nerd card now.

    3. Re:Like a House episode? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      That "black man" as you put it, was Mos Def (the actor/rapper). Granted being the nerd website this is, you may not be into rap/hiphop/whatever (I'm certainly not), you should however recall that he was in Hitchhiker's Guide. I will have to be confiscating your nerd card now.

      Bah, true nerds realized ahead of time that the movie would be an abomination and steered clear.

      Or actually, loudly proclaiming they were steering clear, then sneaking in.

      Ok, you may have a point.

  19. Not just for dead salmon anymore! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In case anybody missed this the first time: http://prefrontal.org/blog/2009/09/the-story-behind-the-atlantic-salmon/

  20. Cal me skeptical... by MaXintosh · · Score: 1

    On one hand, this would be very scary, if one were locked in like that, unable to speak, move, and thought to be in a vegetative state. TFA does a great job drumming up that fear in the readers.

    On the other hand, fMRI studies also find dead salmon do a lot of thinking. The whole fMRI field suffers from what we'll generously call "Statistical Issues," and until we get better handle on it, I'm going to remain somewhat dubious about fMRI studies that claim to be able to detect this or that. 4/27 is not a stellar rate, and it isn't implausible that these 4 are really vegetative people who have various parts of their brains active as a matter of course.

    1. Re:Cal me skeptical... by delinear · · Score: 1

      The difference is that, in this case, they can tailor the test to a specific patient. If they know his name, what his job was, his wife's name, kids ages, the name of his first school, etc etc, these are questions which the patient can respond to and to which we can say, statistically, the odds of returning false positives to are phenomally long. Of course it's still possible the test will miss a lot of people, but when it comes to proving that the ones it does flag up as being non-vegitative actually are, it's much simpler to demonstrate.

  21. Take a closer look by ZuchinniOne · · Score: 5, Insightful

    5 of 54 patients who underwent this procedure. Showed a possible response.

    3 of those 5 it turned out showed awareness to normal stimuli and were either mislabeled by doctors, or their condition changed.

    So basically that leaves 2 patients out of 51 seeming to "be able to modulate their brain activity". And only ONE of those was able to "correctly answer 5 of 6 yes/no questions"

    This could be legit, but there is also PLENTY of room for statistical chance to have created this "result".

    The bottom line is that too much of a big deal is being made out of a tiny kernel of good data in a mountain of null results.

    1. Re:Take a closer look by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      3 of those 5 it turned out showed awareness to normal stimuli and were either mislabeled by doctors, or their condition changed.

      That's scary. I'm glad they underwent this procedure which in turn showed they actually were aware to normal stimuli.

    2. Re:Take a closer look by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      2 out of 51 sounds like a worse-than-chance result, but I think you're misinterpreting. We are not looking for whether 2/51 is above or below statistical significance.

      The state of those initial 51 was presumed to be the same. Research has shown there is a variation among them, such that they are not all in the same state. We are not discussing the effectiveness of this method to determine awareness of known vegetative patients, which 2/51 would be a terrible result and possibly chance.

      What you're looking for is the statistical error of each of those 2 people - what is the potential error of each finding, and could each be determined by chance? In other words, maybe 46 people could show 100% certainty of no awareness, 3 showed whatever, I didn't read that part closely, and 2 showed 100% certainty of awareness. That is a possibility, but like you I haven't seen the estimated error on each individual diagnosis.

    3. Re:Take a closer look by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 1

      Well.. first consider the nature of "consciousness". Our brains are still running but really at what point are we no longer human and merely a broken machine. There is no magical spot in the brain that represents our spirit, it is really the sum of a giant network of "dumb" neurons firing off based on stimulus and response. Undamaged neurons will continue to work dumbly and independently as always despite the brain being damaged to the point the person no longer exists.

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    4. Re:Take a closer look by adiposity · · Score: 1

      The 5/6 is what disturbs me. If you have a 50/50 chance of answering questions correctly, there is a:

      7 / 64 = 11%

      chance of getting 5 (or more) right, randomly. Do that with enough patients and you'll find a match.

      -Dan

    5. Re:Take a closer look by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? A patient in a truly vegetative state would not respond to stimuli in any way, and certainly not when asked a direct question.

      100% of the healthy volunteers were able to produce a readable mental signal change on command, which suggests the equipment is either biased towards reading a signal, or it actually reads something.

      4 of 23 vegetative patients were able to generate a signal. Not just some random activity, but specific activity in a specific location of the brain. Were the equipment faulty, 100% of them would also respond positively. There is no way this is random noise, to activate a specific part of the brain at the end of a question.

      It took an entire minute for researchers to determine the author's mother's name, suggesting there is a margin of error. They did get it correct eventually, as well as whether he had children.

      Your 5/6 number suggests you're talking about the single Belgian patient who, being vegetative, responded correctly to 5/6 of the known questions. I can't tell whether this is a double-blind study, but if it took 1 minute to guess a fully conscious person's details, they obviously aren't using a perfected technique.

      Do that with enough patients and you'll find a match.

      Do that with enough vegetative patients, who show no response whatsoever because they are not aware of their surroundings, and you'll be surprised to get 1/6 of the questions right. Very surprised. 5/6 right, in a person who is not supposed to be aware that he's being questioned, and cannot activate a given portion of the brain on demand if he had enough awareness to want to, is downright astonishing. That they only studied 23 people and found 4, at random, is a breakthrough.

      They didn't take 23 people who were suspected of possible being non-vegetative. They took 23 people who doctors agreed were all in a vegetative state. The expected false positives from random noise was ZERO. If you hooked up the wires to a random number generator and got 5/6, you'd have a point. These guys hooked up wires to a random number generator that was turned off. If you got *any* response out of that random number generator, being turned off, you'd be surprised. If it sent a particular number for 'yes' and a different one for 'no' once, you'd probably shit yourself. After 5 out of 6 times you'd call the news, Guiness book of world records, Ripley, James Randi, and everyone else you knew.

      There is no way this is random.

    6. Re:Take a closer look by adiposity · · Score: 1

      You make a few good points. However, as far as I'm concerned, if you are only looking for 2 possible answers, then white noise eventually gives you what you are looking for (I know, the expected false positives from random noise was ZERO).

      If a dead fish can give a false positive, so can a vegetative patient.

    7. Re:Take a closer look by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      The thread coils back on itself at this point. http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1537060&cid=31023214
      Including "4 out of 23 is not a success rate - it's a misdiagnosis rate!" http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1537060&cid=31023496
      And more http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1537060&cid=31024060

      The chance of this being random is very slim no matter how you look at it, as long as you don't simplify to the point of abstraction. If you're looking for 2 possible answers, they should have found 50% of the patients "aware". So their equipment was faulty, leading to 4/23, but only when the patient, unknown to the fMRI machine, was diagnosed as vegetative?

      The team told him to use "motor" imagery like a tennis match to indicate "yes" and "spatial" imagery like thinking about roaming the streets for a "no".

      You're looking for one part of the brain activating for yes, another for no, not "off/on" for a single region. Activating a different region, or none at all, or both regions, is a failed attempt. Sure random noise can happen. But the article (not even the research paper) says the fMRI was able to detect activity in the pre-motor cortex. The motor cortex is divisible into 6 main parts, of which pre-motor is but one. And spatial processing happens in a different part of the brain entirely. The brain itself has a bunch of fMRI - distinguishable parts. The bottom of this article has a good selection. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motor_cortex

      Maybe we can't distinguish all of the listed areas using fMRI, but there are a lot of brain parts we can distinguish. Lots more than just the two used in the research. I'd believe this was faked before I'd believe it was random.

  22. Not "facilitated communication" by VShael · · Score: 1

    My first thought on reading the slashdot summary was "Not this again..." because there was a recent Belgian case of a man who was supposedly in a coma for 20+ years and was now communicating with the help of a woman. And it was total bull.

    This does appear to be something different, though I imagine it may get confused with the known pseudoscience of facilitated communication.

  23. Anyone up for some Ouija Board? by hermiquin · · Score: 1

    Facilitated communication can't be taken for real communication, in peer reviews it's usually discredited because the person that is really communicating is the "facilitator".

  24. One beep for "yes", two for "no" by kungfugleek · · Score: 5, Funny
    Zap: "Is your name 'Fry'?"
    Fry: "BEEP!"
    Zap: "'Yes.' Ok. And, are you guilty!?"
    Fry: "BEEP! BEEP!"
    Zap: "Double 'Yes'!"

    Sorry -- too lazy to dig for the exact quote.

    1. Re:One beep for "yes", two for "no" by lorg · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not to ruin the funny but I was horribly bored so here goes ...

      ZAP: Philip J. Fry, you stand accused of travelling to the forbidden planet Omega 3. A crime punishable by 12 concurrent death sentences. Do you understand the charges?
      KIF; One beep for yes, two beeps for no.
      FRY: *BEEP*
      ZAP: Yes. So noted. You pleed guilty?
      FRY: *BEEP* *BEEP*
      ZAP: Double Yes. Guilty. I will now carry out the sentence ...

      It's the first minute and a half or so from the episode "Where no fan has gone before" if someone is wondering.

    2. Re:One beep for "yes", two for "no" by ari_j · · Score: 1

      You were pretty close. But for not being exactly correct, Leela asked me to tell you to "Go BEEP yourself."

    3. Re:One beep for "yes", two for "no" by ragefan · · Score: 1

      Also from South Park:
      Officer: "So, Trent, you just had to finish off your old preschool teacher, eh?"
      Trent: "No! They did it!"
      Cartman: "Trent Boyett is a liar, sir."
      Officer: "Ms. Claridge, did Trent Boyett do this to you." [two beeps] "Yes, yes. Take him away!"

  25. fMRI is not perfect by bitslinger_42 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you haven't check out this study publicized in Wired, where they detected human emotion activity in the brain of a salmon. A dead salmon.

    Just because the fMRI shows some colors, that doesn't necessarily mean that there's really cognition going on. It could just be false detections from imperfect scanning, or it could be scientists seeing patterns in data that don't really exist, or it could be the result of our imperfect understanding of how the brain works, or a whole slew of other things.

    This is made worse by things like the Houben case, which used Facilitated Communication to "prove" that Houben had an intact consciousness. FC hasn't passed any rigorous scientific study (i.e. blind tests to prevent the facilitator's motivations/desires from modifying the results), but stories like Houben cause those with loved ones with sever brain damage in PVS to start clamoring that there may still be hope. James Randi has written about FC, and the Houben case in particular.

    1. Re:fMRI is not perfect by AWhiteFlame · · Score: 1

      "It could just be false detections from imperfect scanning," fMRI is attuned to blood oxygen levels. The study doesn't really say any anything except "hey guys, remember that fMRI doesn't actually image neuron firings but increased oxygenated blood flow."

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    2. Re:fMRI is not perfect by ZuchinniOne · · Score: 1

      You are correct and there are a lot of bad fMRI studies out there. However the statistical analysis used in this study did not suffer from the same kinds of errors used in the dead salmon paper and other work.

      The current study a whole host of problems that are unrelated to the fMRI methodology, which basically makes this a study about a single piece of good data in a mountain of useless data.

  26. CORRECTON CAT not MRI by EasyTarget · · Score: 1

    It was a CAT scan, not MRI, and certainly not active MRI.
    - But I'm afraid that even 'just' a CAT scan can show whether brain tissue is present, and it wasnt.

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    "Oops, I always forget the purpose of competition is to divide people into winners and losers." - Hobbes
  27. book and movie "Johnny get your gun" by peter303 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The book was about a WWI soldier who lost all four limbs, blind, deaf, and mute, yet still awake. The medical people thought his twitching was just instinct. Then someone realizes his head banging is Morse code. The story is from the patient's perspective. It resurfaces as an ant-war book periodically.

    1. Re:book and movie "Johnny get your gun" by hitnrunrambler · · Score: 1

      Is that the movie that appears in the video for Metallica's One?

    2. Re:book and movie "Johnny get your gun" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but the book is called "Johnny got his gun" .. a book written to describe the horrors of war. It is a gut wrenching story.

    3. Re:book and movie "Johnny get your gun" by gimmebeer · · Score: 1

      Now the world is gone I'm just one, hold my breath as I wish for death... :headbang: - Being trapped in a meat coffin never sounded so awesome. Yes, that was the movie.

    4. Re:book and movie "Johnny get your gun" by ChrisMounce · · Score: 1

      What worries me is that all the false positives will make doctors think all positives are false positives. It may not happen often, but this is evidence that it's happened before.

      You can't assume every apparently-nonresponsive patient is a dead salmon.

    5. Re:book and movie "Johnny get your gun" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "Johnny Got His Gun".

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Got_His_Gun

  28. Nightmares by nomorecwrd · · Score: 1

    Anyone else is having nightmares with this news?
    Imagine being 20 years locked down inside your body... I guess I would be begging for someone to pull the plug.

    1. Re:Nightmares by davide+marney · · Score: 1

      This is surely one of the most frightening and excruciating conditions one can imagine. My guess is that one would compensate somehow, but the loneliness and helplessness must be crushing. If I ever become vegetative, I would certainly want to be given the kind of tests outlined here. If there is no response, then I would like to be taken home and cared for until nature takes its course. The only reason I would want to stay in a hospital or care facility is if there is a chance I can improve.

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      "We receive as friendly that which agrees with, we resist with dislike that which opposes us" - Faraday
    2. Re:Nightmares by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      This is surely one of the most frightening and excruciating conditions one can imagine.

      What's your basis for this assumption?

  29. Curious Choice of Tasks by smitty777 · · Score: 1

    FTA: The team told him to use "motor" imagery like a tennis match to indicate "yes" and "spatial" imagery like thinking about roaming the streets for a "no".
     
    I've done a little bit of research in the area of spatial vs motor visualization. I think they could have chosen a better discriminator for the "spatial" task - it could be that the physical act of "wandering the streets" could be confounded with "playing tennis". There are many more tasks that I believe would have tapped into a more pure measure of the spatial component (e.g., imagine rotating an object).

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  30. Interesting Article by filesiteguy · · Score: 1

    I wonder if they expanded the fMRI to review what happens when other questions are posed. My brother-in-law has been in a "vegetative state" for 20+ years, since he smashed his car into a tree. I'd be curious to know what he thinks about things.

    OTOH, is a vegetative state someone with consciousness or simply brain injured enough not to be able to respond?

  31. Re:Binary! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NOT 10010001100111101001111010011110

  32. Come on, Dr Brewer... by Joel+Rowbottom · · Score: 1

    prot's been telling us that for years.

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    Smegma.
  33. Locked-in syndrome, a skeptic's take: by assert(0) · · Score: 2, Informative

    Try:

    http://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/?p=3122

    for a critical point of view.

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    (founded 95,000,000 yrs ago, very space opera)
  34. You have been found punworthy by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean the cereal rapist will spend time in Vegetative State Penitentiary.

  35. What if Steven Hawking finally slipped away? by paiute · · Score: 1

    One day I thought, "What if one day Steven Hawking had the most blinding insightful revelation anyone has ever had, but it was just after all his muscle control was lost?"

    So I wrote this. (Disclaimer: No physicists were actually harmed in the writing of this play.)

    http://www.scribd.com/doc/19550880/GUT-The-Grand-Unified-Theory-A-oneact-play-with-seven-blackouts

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  36. That's what the Next X-Prize is for by malloc · · Score: 1

    The ultimate use for a brain-computer interface:
    http://slashdot.org/story/10/02/03/1722200/Next-X-Prize-mdash-10M-For-a-Brain-Computer-Interface

    So it isn't pointless to keep your loved-one around, with the real hope of future technical developments letting them interact with society again.

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  37. One beep for yes by chaynlynk · · Score: 1

    Two beeps for stop bothering me, I'm sleeping!

  38. Correction: SOME by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    Some patients, appearing to be in a vegetative state, are in fact capable of a form of communication.

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  39. They asked true/false questions while monitoring by davide+marney · · Score: 1

    With one patient - a Belgian man injured in a traffic accident seven years ago - they asked a series of questions.

    He was able to communicate "yes" and "no" using just his thoughts.

    The team told him to use "motor" imagery like a tennis match to indicate "yes" and "spatial" imagery like thinking about roaming the streets for a "no".

    The patient responded accurately to five out of six autobiographical questions posed by the scientists.

    For example, he confirmed that his father's name was Alexander.

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    "We receive as friendly that which agrees with, we resist with dislike that which opposes us" - Faraday
  40. can this be used to communicate with zombies? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    it might be a useful technique during a zombie apocalypse, to broker some sort of peaceful agreement rather than BRAIIIIIIIINSSSSSSSS

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    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  41. No, it's the same thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read the article more closely, the answers given that were "right" were judged BY THE FAMILY. In other words, they only knew they were the right answers because the family said they were. So this is pretty much identical to the "facilitated communication" scam. I bet if you were to do a properly controlled study asking the family the same questions BLINDLY, that you would find no correlation between the activity in the brain and the answers given, just like with "facilitated communication".

  42. Burista's by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 1

    Starbuck's Staff have been doing this for years in the mornings with customers.

  43. I'm not an expert, but... by paxcoder · · Score: 1

    I think our understanding of the brain is primitive, and we still can't say anything for certain. But now you see how bad "euthanasia" is, or at least how evil it is to promote it based on statistics or (even educated) opinions without certainty.

  44. Bigger picture implications by swb · · Score: 1

    What are the bigger picture implications of this?

    Will this result in family members/religious zealots demanding that patients in these kinds of states keep receiving ongoing medical care and not have the plug pulled, despite the infinitesimally small chances that they will wake up under the justification that they are "still alive"?

    Does this mean we'll spend more money on essentially lost causes and/or keep pushing healthcare costs higher and thus deny meaningful services to people who aren't vegetative?

  45. Facilitated /. posting by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    I'm in a vegetative state right now.

    Yeah, I know... "tell us something we don't know"

  46. Wait. What? by Logical+Zebra · · Score: 1

    ...have successfully communicated with 4 out of 23 patients previously thought to be in a coma.

    So let me get this straight. They're asking the patient to "think" a certain way for yes and a different way for no. They have achieved success with 4/23 patients, for a rate of 17.3%. In other words, their "system" is not only worse than a coin toss (50% success rate), it is less than half as successful as a coin toss.

    Am I missing something here?

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    I have a bad feeling about this...
  47. Re:They asked true/false questions while monitorin by Rary · · Score: 1

    The patient responded accurately to five out of six autobiographical questions posed by the scientists.

    That's not very convincing. I find it easier to believe that random chance could get 5 out of 6 true/false question right, than that someone could get 1 out of 6 questions about their own life wrong.

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  48. Obligatory Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another Star Trek fantasy tech will become reality. Think Christopher Pike's wheelchair.

  49. Wrong technique? by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    We recently had an article on just this subject, using MEG. Comparing the time frame of an fMRI scan and the duration of the response it's supposed to be looking at, it is quite likely the fMRI is catching many more neural processes even within the same region than the response related to the stimulus.

    In fact, I'm thinking it's likely BBC made an error (or worse). TFA starts out with the same phrase as the MEG article, "a new brain scan technique". Then it specifies fMRI and says it was used because it "shows brain activity in real time", which it most certainly does not.

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  50. In (un?) related news... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    ... *all* members of the US House and Senate have been scheduled for fMRI scans ... (sigh).

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    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
  51. Hell thats nothing! Europe is behind as always! by Phizzle · · Score: 1

    Here in US we took it to the next level and got people in vegetative state running the freaking country

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    I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.
  52. Study only applies to focal brain injury by Michael+G.+Kaplan · · Score: 5, Informative

    Of the 54 patients examined in the study most had suffered either from traumatic brain injury or anoxic brain injury. Anoxic brain injury for the most part means your heart had stopped for a prolonged period of time (although other things such as severe prolonged hypoglycemia or carbon monoxide can do the same thing). Anoxic brain injury is a diffuse process and its course is highly predictable. Depending on the severity of the initial event with anoxia patients will either improve after a relatively short period of time or they never will. Of all of the 'miracle' re-awaking cases that have occurred (extremely rare cases of people waking up to a severely disabled state) none of them have been by someone who has suffered anoxia.

    Traumatic brain injury has a less predictable course as some of the parts of the brain are destroyed while other parts can be relatively undamaged. Of the five patients in the study who were found with some brain activity all of them were traumatic brain injury cases.

    Schiavo suffered anoxic brain injury due to cardiac arrest. These patients never need fancy brains scan as their external findings accurately reflect what has happened to their entire brain. The current New England Journal of Medicine article actually serves to support that anoxia patients have no cognition.

  53. Please Mod Parent UnInformative by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yes, living wills, and informing your loved ones to remove you from life support in such cases are very important. But as the Schivo case proved, it doesn't really matter when religious politics become involved. Your living will is only as valid as the willingness of your relatives to honor it.

    Schiavo did NOT have a living will, which was the cause of the interminable legal wrangling. Had she clearly designated someone to exercise medical power of attorney, there would have been no controversy. Instead, the Florida default rules it fell to her husband who claimed that she had orally represented to him that she did not want to be kept alive in such a case. Her parents claimed that she would not have, given her religious faith. "Religious politics" had nothing to do with it. Quoting Wikipedia (my emphasis)

    Given the lack of a living will, a trial was held during the week of January 24, 2000, to determine what Schiavo's wishes would have been regarding life-prolonging procedures. Testimony from eighteen witnesses regarding her medical condition and her end-of-life wishes was heard. Michael claimed that Schiavo would not want to be kept on a machine where her chance for recovery was minuscule, her parents claimed that Schiavo was a devout Roman Catholic who would not wish to violate the Church's teachings on euthanasia by refusing nutrition and hydration.

    Honestly, the case really boils down to that -- who do we believe is best qualified to take an essentially random guess about what a person would want. Ideologues on both sides tried to make it into more than that but it just wasn't. If she was genuinely religious and would have wanted to be kept alive, we should have kept her alive. If she would have wanted to die, we should have let her die. The resolution of this essentially factual question (in the absence of any reliable evidence) neatly solves the entire affair.

    To summarize, if we can learn anything from the whole shitfest, please leave notarized documentation of your desires. Not even for yourself (although that should be motivation enough) but so your loved ones can feel confident in your wishes instead of being forced to guess. That is not a burden I would wish on the people that care about me, nor do I think it's fair to give them that responsibility. The document does not have to be complicated or expensive -- it can be as simple as designating a person to chose for you.

    1. Re:Please Mod Parent UnInformative by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Actually religious politics played a huge role in that case. Politician getting involved because of the religious right, the politics of parents who think they know the children's actual beliefs. I knwo sever Atheists that ahven't told their perents.

      "- who do we believe is best qualified to take an essentially random guess about what a person would want."
      It's not a random guess, she told her husband her wishes.

      I wonder if her father gave her away at her wedding? if so, he should have no recourse.

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  54. Re:They asked true/false questions while monitorin by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

    So you remember everything about your life, especially after having brain trauma? That's pretty fucking impressive.

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    "Growing old is inevitable; growing up is optional."
  55. Re:They asked true/false questions while monitorin by arose · · Score: 1

    Did they also ask if his father's name was Bob, John, Edvard and Vader? Getting a series of yes/no questions right is much easier then getting a series of related yes/no questions right.

    Alexander: yes. Bob: no. John: no. Edvard: yes. Vader: no. Hmm...

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  56. Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    House already did this

  57. And most said by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    "Get me away from these charlatans!"

  58. One yes/no question they will not ask by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

    Would you like us to euthanize you?

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  59. Re:Wait. What? by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Informative

    Am I missing something here?

    Maybe you are missing the part where the expected rate is 0%.

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  60. I can't wait to try this... by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    On some of my more sluggish co-workers

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  61. Re: Causality is backwards by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    The people running the country have put us in a vegetative state with their insidious "American Idol," "Biggest Loser" and the evil "Jay Leno"

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  62. Uh oh by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    and have successfully communicated with 4 out of 23 patients previously thought to be in a coma.

          17%. Well, let's look at it another way. Being a physician and remembering my rounds on the neurology/neurosurgery wards, I remember very well how antagonistic family members feel towards medical staff - as if the persistent condition of these patients was somehow our fault. I do remember many family members being in denial - refusing to accept that when we told them a patient was unlikely to recover due to the nature of the injury, and continuing to clutch at the invisible straw that grandma or grandpa would suddenly "wake up" (hey it happens in the movies and on TV) and walk out of the hospital.

          Doctors have to feel compassion. It's an important hallmark of our profession. I was very upset myself when this happened to my (late) grandfather. However there are some injuries that can never be recovered from. The fact that a "yes" or "no" pattern MRI can be detected (again, in only 17% of cases) still will not change the prognosis for the patient. Perhaps the greatest use for this technique would be to obtain consent from the patient for disconnecting life support.

          However I can see the mentioned article being used by family members to beg for (or take legal action to obtain) continued life support. That's all very well when you're paying for it. However in my country with a state-run health care system, there comes the time when we need the limited number of beds and the machines for someone else.

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  63. Mod Parent down -- misleading quotation... by Corporate+Drone · · Score: 1

    The article was either written poorly, or the writer was attempting to insert his/her own opinions into the discussion. The full quote from the article is as follows:

    The study in the New England Journal of Medicine shows that scans can detect signs of awareness in patients thought to be closed off from the world.

    Patients in a vegetative state are awake, not in a coma, but have no awareness because of severe brain damage.

    The article goes on to describe how the researchers showed that there was awareness in the patients, due to their ability to "answer" questions by thinking about different types of activities -- involving motor skills vs spatial analysis, for example.

    By quoting just the second sentence I've included here, the OP gives the impression that there's nothing to see.

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  64. Don't underestimate the dead salmon! by drainbramage · · Score: 1

    Also, they are tasty.
    You put 2 and 2 together.

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  65. Here's a thought.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can see lots of support of this for keeping the person alive at all costs but what happens if you ask them if they want to be allowed to die and they respond "yes". How many of those same supporters would now support allowing the person to die because that's what they wanted?

  66. Re:They asked true/false questions while monitorin by Rary · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So you remember everything about your life, especially after having brain trauma? That's pretty fucking impressive.

    I'm not saying that it definitely is one way or the other. I'm just looking at probabilities.

    They would have had to choose very simple, easy to answer questions, partly because they were questioning a brain-damaged individual, but also partly because they had to choose questions that they also knew the answers to. So, the questions would likely be things like "Is your name Bob?", and "Are you male?" and "Were you born in London?". While it is entirely possible that brain trauma could cause a person to forget what city they were born in, it is also possible for a coin toss to result in 5 out of 6 correctly answered true/false questions. Therefore, the evidence, at least as it's presented in the article, is not exactly convincing.

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  67. Curious but not significant by KharmaWidow · · Score: 1

    While they may be able to get binary type responses from these patients we have no idea whether the answers are made in sound judgment.

    For example, if we were to ask one of these patients, "Should we pull the plug?" We have no idea if their reasoning capabilities are impaired by whatever caused them to enter this state. Would they be suicidal if they understood their current state, or would they be 'drunk" by their cocktail of drugs and have a lack of inhibition? Or would they be emotionally terrified of death and want to cling to life regardless of the possibility of recovery? Or would their answers be child like in simply want to please the person asking the questions? I don't think we will ever know...

  68. I ahve a living will by geekoid · · Score: 1

    it says:
    "DO NOT turn me off under any condition...ever"

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    1. Re:I ahve a living will by Omestes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And that is your choice...

      Though what happens when the money runs out?

      I ask out of genuine curiosity.

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  69. Life time of communication by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    So when a patient now knows in his incoherent state that he is actually in a coma,
    and can communicate with others, then does that mean he can still be held at his word....
    Salesman>I thought you said we had a deal
    Vegetable>.....yes
    Salesman>So we did have a deal, or you admit to not keeping the deal
    Vegetable>.....no
    Salesman>Stop playing with me, I might have to hurt you....
    Vegetable>.....

  70. not in that state. by luther349 · · Score: 0

    speaking from personal experience. when my grandfather was in this state. being a vegetable means theirs no to very little brain activity a brain dead state. at that point you are dead. they can keep your body alive with machine but even that wont last very long but if you not religious the siance is if the brains dead your very dead theirs no coming back. cases of people waking up are simply misdignosed. there not brain dead but in coma in that state something has shut down your ability to be consuous but your brain is still working.and in most cases whatever damage that has happen heals and you wake up. the brains one tough orgen.

  71. The Menagerie by kattphud · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who sees the parallel to The Menagerie?

  72. Worst Day of My Life by blinkin357 · · Score: 1

    The worst day of my life was the one when I told the doctor to shut off life support on my wife and watching the heart monitor with skipping heartbeats until it was flatlined. It would have been good to know if she knew that we were there talking to her.

  73. 43% rate of communication out of 60 = 25.8 people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "She said the hospital did a study of 60 patients admitted with a diagnosis of vegetative state and 43% could communicate. "

    How can you have 43% communication rate out of 60 patients? That would mean 0.43 * 60 = 25.8 patients?

    So one could not communicate fully? How do you judge that?

    Seems like someone is throwing percent around for the fun of spewing statistics

  74. Re:They asked true/false questions while monitorin by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

    Why not? It's not like all trauma is the same and affects all parts of the brain the same way, is it?

  75. In other news... by Baloo+Uriza · · Score: 1

    ...Ouija boards really do work.

    You say "Kenny", but I say "tomato". If they're in a vegetative state, they're not answering questions, they're just responding to surrounding stimuli, like plants bending towards a sunny window.

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  76. Re:Wait. What? by grumbel · · Score: 1

    Depends, if they can clearly distinguish between "Yes", "No" and "Patient didn't respond", their rate of success might be ok. On the other side if they just did go with "Yes" and "No" it indeed looks like random chance. After all we got the thinking dead salmon, so there is quite a bit of wiggle room in fMRI.

    In the end the only real proof would be if they could actually get real communication going, not just six questions, which really seems a little low. So lets wait and see for further studies before jumping to conclusions.

  77. It's an INTP vs. ENTP thing by DrYak · · Score: 1

    It all boils down to the personnality of the "almost-PVS" victim.
    Some, like you, would see it as a wonderful opportunity to meditate in what is a wonderful state of detachment from anything else.
    Some, like a few other poster, would see it as an awful form of hell, their mind trapped in a dead body with nothing else to interact.

    It's like: would you like to spend the rest of your life stranded on a desert island ?
    Some would appreciate getting rid of other people and civilisation. (Lots of asocial geeks could)
    Some would get completely insane from loneliness. (I probably would) The "almost-PVS" state is even worst because those couldn't keep their mind busy trying to survive.

    Now, this is something for which a choice should be left. Enforcing idealogical view on this subject is bordering on torments (keeping unwilling victims alive) or murder (unwilling euthanasia).

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  78. Neo-Con support by John+Bayko · · Score: 1

    If you accused her of being a terrorist, the Neo-Cons would line up in a firing squad to pull the trigger.

    Remember, a terrorist doesn't have to actually do anything terrorist-y to be a terrorist - that's what the whole "pre-emptive defense" doctrine means.

  79. Science: by spacemky · · Score: 1

    "Vegetative State" Plants Can Communicate"

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