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iPad Will Beat Netbooks With "Magic"

entirely_fluffy writes "In a talk intended to woo investors, Apple Chief Operating Officer Tim Cook said the iPad will win over potential netbook buyers, but not because of specs or features. No, Cook said, the iPad's magical properties will seal the deal. 'The netbook is not an experience people are going to continue wanting to have,' Cook said, according to Macworld. 'When they play with the iPad and experience the magic of using it ... I have a hard time believing they're going to go for a netbook.'" Another thing that would help would be a camera and a $100 discount, but hey Magic is cool too, provided they have enough mana.

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  1. Hunters.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Given mages constant grieving towards hunters, they will most likely stay away from this.

    1. Re:Hunters.. by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Surprisingly low price

      WahahahahHAHAHAHAHA! But seriously, I'll buy one...when the price drops to $300 or less.

    2. Re:Hunters.. by Antiocheian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What I like about a netbook:

            * Linux
            * Windows
            * Openoffice
            * Microsoft Office
            * Photoshop
            * Ivona voice reader
            * Keepass
            * Paint Shop Pro
            * Qimage
            * Mplayer
            * Media Player Classic
            * Handbrake
            * FFdshow
            * Goldwave
            * Imgburn
            * SmartDraw
            * VNC
            * Remote desktop
            * Firefox
            * Opera
            * Fallout 1
            * MAME
            * Virtual PC
            * VMware
            * Flash games
            * C64 Emulator
            * Amiga Emulator
            * Spectrum Emulator
            * Qt
            * USB devices
            * Ultraedit
            * PSpad

    3. Re:Hunters.. by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 3, Informative

      And what makes the Ipad better?

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    4. Re:Hunters.. by Beowabbit · · Score: 3, Informative

      * Multitasking
      * FreeDOS
      * Android
      * *BSD
      * OpenSolaris
      * Doom
      * Quake (well, original Quake with software rendering)
      * Apache

      and on and on, but I really wanted to get "Multitasking" in there.

    5. Re:Hunters.. by box4831 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sounds like he was comparing a netbook to a typical laptop rather than the iPad

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    6. Re:Hunters.. by dragonxtc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You forgot about Flash Based Porn

    7. Re:Hunters.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Magic

    8. Re:Hunters.. by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, you see, with the iPad, there is:

      No keyboard.
      It's more expensive than an introductory laptop
      Has lousy processing and RAM compared to same
      Made of low quality parts.
      The OS sucks on small screens

      But:

      It's from Apple, therefore, all those points are either irrelevant or actually features. You see, it is not the actual hardware or software quality that makes an Apple an Apple. It's the brand. No other brand produces nearly the same sense of smug satisfaction and gloating superiority. Besides owning a large truck that is never used for hauling or off road sporting, nothing says "I have a small penis" like owning something from Apple.

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    9. Re:Hunters.. by davester666 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is hilarious.

      When it was first announced, everybody and their dog figured Apple would charge closer to $1000 for the base model, and now it's hundreds of dollars overpriced at $499.

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    10. Re:Hunters.. by ryantmer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      what I don't like about a netbook:

      keyboard too small for real typing
      not much cheaper than an introductory laptop
      lousy processing and ram compared to same introductory laptop
      made of same low quality parts as same introductory laptop
      windows sucks on small screens

      What I don't like about the iPad:

      No keyboard.
      Not much cheaper than... a netbook (actually, more expensive than most).
      Lousy processing and RAM compared to... a netbook.
      Made of the same low quality parts as... well, all consumer electronics.
      Crippled OS is hardly an OS, on any size screen.

      So... what makes it better than a netbook, again, Apple?

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    11. Re:Hunters.. by sopssa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, that was before it was officially announced, with prices and details. Everyone figured it'll be closer to $1000 based on rumors of such device coming from Apple. It was still when everyone thought it would actually have a good hardware, open, as in more closer to OSX than iPhone, OS and good features.

      It wasn't anything like that, but useless device, which is overpriced for what it has actually has or does.

    12. Re:Hunters.. by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

      For some Apple fanatics, Apple could sell them a kick in the balls and they'd stand in line for six days just to buy it.

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    13. Re:Hunters.. by Thansal · · Score: 3, Informative

      The hell are you talking about?

      When it was first announced it was announced WITH the price, and the general reaction, here and other places I looked, was "wow, that would be nice if it was $300".

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    14. Re:Hunters.. by mblase · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If someone is so incapable of using a computer without fucking it up, they don't need a "locked down appliance", they just need to be kept the hell away from computers period.

      Rather than comparing inept computer users to incompetent drivers, you should compare them to drivers who don't remember to get their oil changed or other maintenance done.

      Should those drivers be criticized because they want a digital odometer that says "service needed" every 3,000 miles, and then take it to a mechanic who does the oil and filter work at a higher cost than doing it oneself? Of course not. Not everyone wants to be a mechanic just because they need to drive somewhere.

      Apple wants to sell the iPad to people who don't like upgrading their software, installing from DVDs, or properly connecting a wi-fi router. These skills should not be considered mandatory learning for someone who just wants to email and surf.

    15. Re:Hunters.. by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If someone is so incapable of using a computer without fucking it up, they don't need a "locked down appliance", they just need to be kept the hell away from computers period.

      To make a car analogy: if someone is so incapable of using a car that they can't shift gears without fucking it up, they don't need a car mechanic, they need to be kept the hell away from cars period.

      You utterly, totally fail to understand how the vast majority of the population views computers and computing: as a tool to do something, while getting out of the way of doing said something. And since the vast majority of the population votes, you will never, ever get your idea to pass. Not unless you're the nation's benevolent dictator, in which case you need to watch out for someone else becoming benevolent dictator by offing your ass.

      The magic in Apple's iPhone and iPad is that they get that. They get that people actually want an appliance to do specific stuff, not a general computing device. And that's why they keep making money hand over fist, to the general surprise of a lot of self-proclaimed computer experts.

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    16. Re:Hunters.. by sexconker · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is hilarious.

      When it was first announced, everybody and their dog figured Apple would charge closer to $1000 for the base model, and now it's hundreds of dollars overpriced at $499.

      This is hilarious.

      The RDF is so strong the zealots don't even remember that the price was announced along with the device.

      Apple intentionally leaked over the top rumors in an effort to throw off speculation about the price and to keep competitors guessing.

    17. Re:Hunters.. by billcopc · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The problem with the cost of the iPad is more than the hardware cost, it's the fact that you'll need to buy a bunch of little apps to do stuff with it. The elegance of the netbook is that, despite being a tiny crap machine, it is usually bundled with a software suite that's tailored to the small screen and expected usage patterns. You don't need to buy special software to run on your netbook, you just fire up your favorite package manager and load whatever you need for free, or if it's windows you can install the same apps you use on your full-sized laptop or desktop computer.

      With the iPad, not only will we need to buy all these stupid little 5 dollar apps, but it will still be tethered to a regular computer running iTunes.

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    18. Re:Hunters.. by dave562 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If Apple starts to allow multiple third party apps to run at the same time then they are going to lose their "it just works" image. They will have to admit that their OS isn't really better than the other guy's OS because when you get right down it, you can have the best OS in the world, but if a third party developer doesn't follow your programming recommendations, it can lead to a "poor user experience".

      I bought an OSX box a couple of years ago to see what the hype was all about. If you're running only Apple products, it runs fine. As soon as you start running a few other programs that aren't from Apple, it's just another computer. The latest headache I had to help sort out for a friend was the tangled mess that is Apple "Sync Services", Microsoft Entourage, and the Blackberry Desktop software. At least with Windows problems, or Linux problems, you can search for a solution. With Apple problems, often times the "answer" seems to be, "If you were using an iPhone instead of a Blackberry, and Mail instead of Entourage..."

    19. Re:Hunters.. by farble1670 · · Score: 3, Informative

      the problem is that many of the things you are listing as features are things that have been available on netbooks since they were first released and are simply assumed to be there on any portable computer ...

      * 3g and unlocked? any computer is 3g and unlocked if you buy the 3g service from AT&T
      * iwork? openoffice is available on any computer and almost every platform
      * low price compared to what? it's 2x that of a netbook
      * larger screen than iphone / itouch? netbooks have had 10" screen standard since they were released. also, their screens are 16x9, the aspect ratio of ever modern view device
      * can use bluetooth keyboard? many netbooks don't have bluetooth, but they have USB which is much more versatile and obviously can be used to connect wireless keyboards and mice along with anything else you can imagine
      * all netbooks have VGA out and can drive an external monitor. ours can go to 1600x1200 beating the ipad's 1024x768
      * modern netbooks have 8+ hours battery life (ours quotes 10 hours)

    20. Re:Hunters.. by Anubis+IV · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nonsense. Some of us Apple fanatics actually have a bit of common sense, despite what you may have heard, and don't just buy anything that Apple sells. For instance, to use your example, unless it was reasonably priced (say, under $700), designed well (they had better be using decent shoes, and not just Keds or Nike), would be usable for an extended period of time (this kick needs to last for at least the next few years), and demonstrated a high degree of security (i.e. I shouldn't get any viruses during the kicking procedure), I wouldn't go for it. Plus, a lot of the time, their customer support with AppleCare is top-notch, so if my balls happen to break during the kick, they would probably be willing to replace them with iBalls at no additional charge. It's reasons like those that keep me coming back to Apple, and not just them slapping their name on anything that they fancy.

    21. Re:Hunters.. by node+3 · · Score: 5, Informative

      The hell are you talking about?

      He's talking about all the rumors saying it would be "less than $1,000", which means $999

      When it was first announced it was announced WITH the price, and the general reaction, here and other places I looked, was "wow, that would be nice if it was $300".

      No, the general reaction here (and some other places) was that it's a big iPhone, and it would be nice if it was a tablet MacBook. Criticism that it would be a good product at $300 wasn't to be found anywhere. The 32GB iPod touch costs that much.

      The only criticism that mentioned anything about $300 was that netbooks cost that much, and are "more capable". Where the iPad $300, those people would have just said, "for the same price, I can buy a netbook that is more capable", as their argument really isn't about the price, but about wanting a small device that runs Windows, Linux, or Mac OS X, which the iPad most certainly is not (and for good reason).

    22. Re:Hunters.. by node+3 · · Score: 3, Informative

      You clearly do not speak from experience. The built-in apps cover all the basics (just like any standard Windows install). There are plenty of free apps, and there is *NO* more need to "buy all these stupid little 5 dollar apps" on the iPhone than there is to "buy all these stupid little $30 apps" on Windows.

      But even that's a bit of a red herring. There's nothing wrong with paying for something which provides you value.

      As for being tethered to iTunes, you can run an iPad completely without using iTunes, including buying apps, syncing contacts and bookmarks, buying music, TV Shows, movies, renting movies, the works.

    23. Re:Hunters.. by Spitfirem1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      For some Apple fanatics, Apple could sell them a kick in the balls and they'd stand in line for six days just to buy it.

      I'm pretty sure that was called Apple TV.

    24. Re:Hunters.. by dubbreak · · Score: 4, Funny

      For some Apple fanatics, Apple could sell them a kick in the balls and they'd stand in line for six days just to buy it.

      Well let's be realistic. If it were Steve Jobs delivering the ball kicks himself, then ya there is a select group of fanatics that would stand in line. You have to admit it could be pretty cool. Imagine what you could shout right before he kicks you:

      "OS9 sucked" POW
      "I bought a mac just to run linux" POW
      "IPad?! Come on, how stupid is that?" POW

      Now if it were just some apple branded ball kicking machine, then no, who would want to line up for that? I'd just order mine online.

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    25. Re:Hunters.. by Kitkoan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Trailing edge"?

      Apple led the charge of SCSI, USB, FireWire, Bluetooth, integrated webcams, multitouch, WiFi, sudden motion sensors, new battery technologies, unibody construction, DVD burners...

      TO start with, USB was developed by Microsoft amongst other company's according to Wikipedia, ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_Serial_Bus ) so I'm not believing that they led the charge of it. FireWire is made by Apple ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firewire ), yet isn't the standard option with iPods, iPhones or other major Apple products, USB is. And if a company won't stand by it's own standards with its highest standing products, I wouldn't call that leading the charge. As for your other 'facts', they would take a lot of effort to figure out the truth, and with you blunt mis-understanding of USB alone makes me lean towards you talking whatever you feel without wanting/needing facts.

      Current Macs all have Core2Duo or better. That is by *no* reckoning "trailing edge".

      Since the Core2Duo was made in 2007, and most PC makers use the i3/5/7 chips that are new and faster... that would be considered trailing edge ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Intel_Core_2_microprocessors#Core_2_Duo )

      Backlit keyboards, mini displayport, magsafe--these, or similar features, are by no means even *remotely* common.

      Mini DisplayPort are Apple tech, so thats more of a 'force upon' then leading edge ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mini_Display_Port ) Similar to how a lot of Sony products use a Memory Stick. Its not forward thinking, its forward 'pushing'.

      As for a premium, that's absurd. Macs cost similar, and often cheaper, than equivalently specced PCs.

      I always do love this one. Total BS because all Apple users pray to god no one will check. So lets check. I'll compare the best 15 inch MacBook Pro to a Dell Alienware laptop of as similar spec's as I can: (and before I hear the 'Apple makes top quality hardware claims, this PDF comparing laptop hareware: http://www.squaretrade.com/htm/pdf/SquareTrade_laptop_reliability_1109.pdf )

      Apple MacBook Pro: 15 inch ( http://store.apple.com/us/configure/MB985LL/A?mco=MTM3NDczMDg )

      CPU: 2.66GHz Intel Core 2 Duo (only option)

      RAM: 8GB 1066MHz DDR3 SDRAM - 2x4GB

      HD: 500GB Serial ATA Drive @ 7200 rpm

      Display: 1440-by-900-pixel LED-backlit display

      Graphics card: NVIDIA GeForce 9400M + 9600M GT with 512MB

      Alienware 15.6 inch laptop: ( http://configure.us.dell.com/dellstore/config.aspx?c=us&cs=19&l=en&oc=DKCWFW1&s=dhs )

      CPU (best I could match, Dell doesn't use the older Core 2 Duo): Intel® Core i7-620M 2.66GHz (3.33Ghz Turbo Mode, 4M cache)

      RAM: 8GB Dual Channel DDR3 at 1066MHz

      HD: 500GB SATAII 7,200RPM

      Display: WideHD+ 1600x900

      Graphics card: 512MB NVIDIA® GeForce® GT 240M (new gen card)

      Apple doesn't state it's battery size, so assumed 9 cell, the best

      Both have wi-fi cards (Apple doesn;t say with one), backlit keyboards.

      Now the Apple, with a smaller screen (pixel size), slower CPU, slower/older graphics card, older gen HD will set you back $2,749.00. The Faster Alienware with a faster CPU, newer graphics card, new gen HD, larger (pixel count) screen will set you back $2,024. Saving more then $700 for a faster laptop over the Apple... I don't see how your last claim works... But pl

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  2. Magic huh? by Mashiki · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hope he knows I've got the patent on magic, and the magic blue smoke in devices.

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    1. Re:Magic huh? by jDeepbeep · · Score: 4, Funny

      and the magic blue smoke in devices.

      I hope you know that infringes on Microsoft's patented BSOD (Blue Smoke of Death).

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    2. Re:Magic huh? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think it's pretty sad when you have to resort to Sorcery to sell your products. That should be a crime.

    3. Re:Magic huh? by Kenja · · Score: 4, Funny

      What I want to know is where you're supposed to put all your spells with such limited storage options.

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  3. Re:$100 discount? by Hyppy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Everyone was estimating $999 based upon the foolish assumption that it would actually be a useful piece of gear as opposed to a glorified e-reader.

  4. Magic can be used up. by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How much magic is left in the Apple Lisa?

    I wouldn't depend on *that* for long.

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  5. Re:$100 discount? by poetmatt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    apple only beat estimations versus itself. In reality, you can get significantly more functionality for less if you compare it to any other company that exists.

    So yes, if you look through rose tinted glasses, the situation looks rosy. who would have known?

  6. Err... by AlexiaDeath · · Score: 3, Interesting

    To a regular netbook person the magic is price... They are barking up a wrong tree, if the intend to compete with netbooks without competitive price.

  7. The magic of a black box by Microlith · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So many people treat computers like a black box that I wouldn't be surprised if this does give netbooks a run for their money. It's doubtful that it will take hold in the more technically oriented community (closed as it is,) but in the "I don't care I just want it to work" arena it may do quite well.

    As for what the hell the magic is, above and beyond being a giant iPod/iPhone, I do not know.

    1. Re:The magic of a black box by natehoy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Does it honestly need to be anything more beyond a giant iPod Touch?

      I would never have spent the money on an iPod Touch, but I won one in a contest. I'm a full card-carrying geek, but at the risk of losing my geek card, the iPod Touch was a magical little device. It's absolute crap for listening to music (limited storage space, crappy tinny speaker, etc) but as a little miniature computer it is truly amazing. I played with it for about 1 day before my wife latched on to it and wouldn't let go (what the hell? saved me buying her an iPhone).

      During the time I've used it, I found myself occasionally thinking, "gee, you know, the interface is top notch, the tablet form factor is perfect for casual surfing, but I just wish the screen was bigger".

      The geek in me hates the closed nature, the fixed memory, the non-replaceable battery, the Reality Distortion Field telling me what apps are OK for me to run and what are not.

      The "screw it just want to surf the web in the evenings and maybe read a book occasionally" is fighting with the "but you can't spend $600 for THAT!" accountant in me over whether I want one.

      A netbook is cheaper, probably has better battery life, is less "closed", and by all accounts is a better solution to any problem you care to name. But, sitting in bed or lounging in the easychair wanting to look up some obscure bit of trivia or watch a video from the Olympics (can't do it on the desktop - Linux Users Need Not Apply at nbcolympics dot com), I find myself snagging the iPod more often than I dig out the laptop. The tablet-style form factor is just too convenient.

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    2. Re:The magic of a black box by natehoy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Umm, because I can watch them just fine on my iPod Touch?

      I was watching highlights of Olympic Hockey last night on it, from NBC's Olympic site. I've watched YouTube videos on it. No problem.

      Or are you suggesting that Apple is going to remove all that functionality when the iPad comes out?

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    3. Re:The magic of a black box by Bauguss · · Score: 3, Interesting

      this type of comment comes up every single article on slashdot. Enough already.

      I just read 2 books recently on my ipod touch. Its an experience I will repeat. I have absolutely no problems with lcd screens. I read them all damn day as I code. I get absolutely no eye strain whatsoever. I can lie in bed comfortably with the lights off and have a nicely lit book that isn't too bright to read from.

      This comes down to vision I think. Some people will get eye strain from LCD, others will be fine. Just because you can't tolerate looking at an LCD for too long, doesn't mean its a bad device.

      So it IS an eReader and a damn fine one. For some people. You go buy your kindle, I'll go buy my iPad. To each his own.

  8. Re:$100 discount? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Apple already beat all estimations on what it'd cost. I think everyone on /. was estimating around $999 (as was everyone else on the net). All of the closest competitors are around that price point.

    Why not just ask for it for free?

    A camera would be nice.

    Freescale has a similar device that they're targeting for the $199 price point. The Smartbook comes with a camera and USB ports, and is a 7" touchscreen tablet.

  9. Also known as by SailorSpork · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Or, in business terms, "we could sell poop in a box and people would buy it because of their trust in Apple, also know as brand equity, which we will burn in exchange for cash with this product."

  10. Re:$100 discount? by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is reflected in the framing here as well. The ipad can beat netbooks? Well, for the money I can get something better than a netbook. But that comparison wont be as flattering so the bar is pushed lower.

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  11. "Magic" is a good term for great UI... by nweaver · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "Magic" is really a good description for trying to create the maximum user experience.

    As a happy owner of the iPad Nano (aka iPod Touch) for over a year now, Apple has real potential here in the scaled-up version, and this really is a good description of why the iPad may sell and the iPhone has sold: a cohesive user experience.

    And here's one of the big uses: VNC. Have the iPad be the remote desktop to your "real" computer.

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  12. Re:Sorry Netbook wins still by Duradin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Less space than a nomad too.

  13. Re:Sorry Netbook wins still by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You missed the most important thing: a netbook will run any application I want it to run. I do not need someone's permission to run the programs I want to run. No app stores, no being denied software, no being treated like an imbecile.

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  14. What's wrong with netbooks? by Gothic_Walrus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What's wrong with netbooks?

    I got one for $300 a few months ago, and it does pretty much everything I'd ask it to. Office applications, internet, chat (and it does have a webcam and microphone, something I believe the iPad doesn't), and it even does (some of) the games on my Steam account. Not to beat a dead horse, but it doesn't hurt that the netbook has a faster processor, four times the storage of the biggest iPad, Flash, and USB support, either.

    I'm not going to deny that the iPad can do things my netbook can't and that it's a much sexier piece of hardware, but I don't think there's anything intrinsically wrong with "the netbook experience."

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  15. Re:reality distortion field by MozeeToby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The iPhone offered new things in a phone, things the average consumer didn't realize were possible. The iPad offers... what? I just don't see it. The only significant difference between the iPad and an iTouch is the screen size. Yes, that will give developers more that they can do, but only up to a certain point, especially if all apps are suposed to be compatible with the iPhone. It can't even be used as a proper web browsing machine given that amount of sites that are to a greater or lesser extent powered by flash.

  16. Nothing new... by x1n933k · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The article doesn't really add anything new, it's just spouting the general opinion that's been floating around since the launch.

    I would say Apple's own logo and buzz will make people want it. We have to keep in mind it isn't the geeks that make these gadgets popular, it's when the soccer moms are buying them for themselves and their husbands, or the middle-age blue-collar worker who can have all his Steven King novels with him where ever he may be. These are the people that make up the sales, they're the middle-class. It doesn't matter to them if you can 'alt-tab' to an already running program. Camera or not, it's still a great device that is priced to sell to a large audience. I would have never though of buying a Kindle after seeing one, E-Ink doesn't offer enough for the price. Now there's a easy-to-use E-Reader/Netbook that would fit a lot of people, it's as simple as that.

    Then again maybe I should just blog my opinion and put it somewhere where I can make revenue for ads like this site.

    [J]

  17. Re:$100 discount? by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And where can I buy that? All I keep seeing is references to a "Design Reference."

    Of course every company has a few "well this is what we 'could' do." Apple could have shown demos of the iPad a year ago.

    I'm still waiting on my ARM laptop that is 'just around the corner'.

  18. Re:Sorry Netbook wins still by Microlith · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You're making the same mistake as the rest of the industry, in supposing that the features you list actually matter to the majority of the consumer base.

    1. If Apple can replicate it closely enough with an onscreen keyboard, then most people won't care. It won't suffice for many (which is why my phone has a physical keyboard) but it may for most.

    2. Someone who would reasonably debate an iPad vs a netbook would likely not make this a consideration.
    3. Same as 2.
    4. Considering that nearly every netbook is the same, often with varying (and low) build quality, yes they can be had for cheap.
    5. Apple's selling that slipcover thingy, I suspect they'll have huge sellthrough on it. I wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't also a pile of 3rd party covers available on release day too.

    As I stated in a previous post it likely won't catch on among more technical audiences, but it has a fair chance (especially considering Apple puts thought into the UI unlike every netbook vendor) among the "I just want it to work" audience, which is far, far larger.

  19. Re:$100 discount? by jDeepbeep · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In reality, you can get significantly more functionality for less if you compare it to any other company that exists.

    This one looks promising imho.

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  20. Stop mentioning Netbooks by Alistair+Hutton · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Apple reallllllly need to stop mentioning netbooks.
    The cheap, gimped, version of the iPad is twice as expensive as a netbook. Every time they say netbook it reminds people that there's a perfectly adequate device that is in many ways more capable than their device for far less money. Everyone was initially amazed that Apple had produced a tablet computer for $500, their amazement waned when they realised Apple hadn't produced a computer.

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    1. Re:Stop mentioning Netbooks by BitZtream · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Most consumers who buy netbooks to web browse and check email, not to use as a desktop replacement. The iPad is just more expensive for the same purpose to most people.

      The iPhone/iPad interface is also about 1 to 2 billion times better than other existing interfaces for most people.

      And there is why it will sell better.

      You think Apple is trying to beat netbooks they way YOU look at them.

      Apple could give a flying fuck about you and everyone else on slashdot.

      They want the people who bought a netbook to browse the web, check email, and potentially buy some books to read (from Apple of course).

      Keep in mind when you make these sort of statements: Not everyone is like you, most people aren't, and won't use their tech gadgets in the same way for the same reasons for you. When you sit back and say 'thats dumb, this other device is way better for me' think for a second ... ITS NOT FOR YOU.

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  21. Re:$100 discount? by binarylarry · · Score: 3, Funny

    A glorified ereader... without the epaper.

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  22. Re:That Explains The Updated SDK by Pojut · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is such crap.

    I'm sure the iPad will find an audience and will sell by the truckload, but come on...are they really claiming that people won't pay for a netbook, but they will pay the same price for something with half the functionality and none of the openness, just because it's pretty?

    "The netbook is not an experience people are going to continue wanting to have," Cook said, according to Macworld. "When they play with the iPad and experience the magic of using it... I have a hard time believing they're going to go for a netbook."

    This is as close as we will ever get to Apple admitting their cult of personality is the primary (but not only) driver of their sales, not their products.

  23. Witchcraft! by sajuuk · · Score: 5, Funny

    More evidence to prove my case calling for Apple to be burned at the stake!

  24. Re:That Explains The Updated SDK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is such crap.

    I'm sure the iPad will find an audience and will sell by the truckload, but come on...are they really claiming that people won't pay for a netbook, but they will pay the same price for something with half the functionality and none of the openness, just because it's pretty?

    You've never met a woman, have you...

  25. Re:$100 discount? by binarylarry · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well Apple is calling it "MAGICAL."

    I'd say glorified is an apt description.

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  26. Re:It's more of a form factor thing by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A couple points:

    First, touchscreen technology has come a long way in recent years (largely thanks to the iPhone showing what's possible in a consumer device), so provided the screen is just large enough to fit both hands on it I could see touch typing working out fine - my little HTC Hero picks up my keypresses amazingly well, and I have fat sausage fingers. Lack of actual keys will be a bit unfamiliar, perhaps, but consumers will get over any initial difficulty with the "coolness" factor.

    Second, keeping the first point in mind, touchscreen PC's have been around for years and have always been a niche device precisely because of its form factor. They just aren't that useful except in certain circumstances. For example, they are easier to use while standing, but much more awkward while sitting at a table, and quite frankly a bit absurd while resting it in your lap. They are great for hand writing notes and drawing, but no matter how well they do an on-screen keyboard typing will never be as good on a tablet as on a laptop or even a netbook, for the simple fact that the screen will be in a much more awkward position.

    That's not to say it won't do well, I'd just be very surprised if an iPad style touchscreen class of devices became anywhere near as popular as the netbook has been.

    Now, if they were really good they'd ship it with a stand and a built-in projector keyboard. That wouldn't fix the lap-issue, but it would do a lot to make it a more versatile device like the netbooks are, and it would have massive coolness factor.

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  27. Magic definition by Azureflare · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
    - Arthur C. Clarke, "Profiles of The Future", 1961 (Clarke's third law)

    My guess is that Apple is betting that they can advance tablet technology far enough to make it indistinguishable from magic. I don't think I'm alone when I say that I feel extremely skeptical of this claim. We'll see when it's released how "magic" it seems.

    Personally, I think a magic tablet would be one that is holographic AND can do everything my computer can, plus everything I would like it to do.

    A tall order, but that's what you get when you start making claims about magic.

  28. Re:That Explains The Updated SDK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's amazing how dense the majority of the Slashdot audience is.

    For the wide majority of people, the functionality of an iPad and a netbook are exactly the same.

    Can you browse the web?
    Can you email?

    Those two questions make up a huge percentage of most netbook users experience.

    Factor in the app store and it is no contest.

    Cult of Personality? Puhleaze. The "magic" he is talking about is the same "magic" that most users see when comparing a command line interface to a well designed GUI.

  29. Master Jobs by DarthVain · · Score: 4, Funny

    "This isn't the netbooks you are looking for. Move along."

  30. Re:Sorry Netbook wins still by whisper_jeff · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oh, look, someone who doesn't get it.

    The iPad is not a computer. If you want a computer, buy a computer. You obviously want a computer, based on your list. Don't buy an iPad - it's not the product that's right for you. You'd do about as well buying a dishwasher - it's not the product you want. The iPad is, however, the product that a lot of people will want - people who aren't looking for a computer because the iPad is not a computer.

  31. Re:That Explains The Updated SDK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Amazingly enough, this is why the average Slashdotter isn't a millionaire.

    The iPad is a perfect kitchen computer. I could easily give it to my halfwit mother and she'd be entirely comfortable with it. There are more people in the world like her than there are people writing code.

    Most computer users want their hardware and software to work like appliances and having an outstanding UI is a part of that. Let me give an example that is probably near and dear to the hearts of everyone here.

    You're in bed, surfing porn. Now, you can do it with a notebook that requires a trackpad and keyboard to use, or you can use the iPad.

    Your call.

  32. Re:That Explains The Updated SDK by Pojut · · Score: 5, Insightful

    iPad doesn't support flash, which means no redtube, youporn, etc.

    My call is for the netbook. ;-)

  33. Re:That Explains The Updated SDK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Me and my business partner have been running a small coffee shop near a college for a couple of years now. I used to be a programmer, and he used to be a DBA, in our past lives. So we're familiar with technology.

    Anyway, due to our location and business we get a lot of the so-called "hipster" crowd at our establishment. Don't get me wrong, they're great for business. There's little better than selling a specialty coffee at an 800% markup to these fools. But it's hilarious to hear them discuss Apple products.

    When the iPad was first announced, you wouldn't believe the excitement these hipsters harbored. Some of them were literally crying when Jobs first showed it. My and my partner thought it was sort of fucked up how our customers were reacting to a pretty dismal product announcement. To these freaks, it's a religion.

  34. Magic = usability by drumcat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You guys bashing don't get it. Your Netbooks will do more. That's the point. Apple is all about giving you the 50% of functions you need, and polishing the hell out of it.

    My grandmother won't get a netbook. She will get an iPad. She's not encroaching on your geek demographic.

    For you logic types, iPad potential customer base > Netbook targeted customer base.

    It will win because it does less.

    Until you understand that concept, stay in your sheltered Netbook world. Oh, and update your virus definitions. And defrag your disk. Be sure to reboot today. Oh, update those drivers, too.

    1. Re:Magic = usability by w3woody · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Every day a little bubble appears telling me my AV definition is up to date.

      The fact that you think this is an acceptable user interface experience goes right to the root of the problem: every day you spend a few seconds managing your machine (by reviewing a message which tells you there is no action to take) rather than focusing on your work or your game. It's a small thing--but bad interface experiences is the accumulation of hundreds or thousands of poorly thought out small things.

      And thinking through those hundreds or thousands of things of small things--apparently to the geek community at large, this is undecipherable magic.

  35. Re:That Explains The Updated SDK by Pojut · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm engaged to one that is pretty, very functional, AND low in cost ;-)

  36. Re:reality distortion field by Xtravar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One year ago - Slashdotters complaining about Flash on websites.
    Now - Slashdotters complaining that Apple doesn't support Flash on products they'll never buy.

    All this confusion! Which side do I root for? Apple or Flash? It's enough to make my head explode!

    On the one hand, I want to criticize Apple's products for lacking features, and because of all those snobby hipsters wearing turtle necks. Heh heh heh, so smug with their cappucinos and art galleries!
    On the other hand, its lack of features will help destroy my arch nemesis (Flash) and move the web toward standard ways of delivering video and interactive experiences.

    It's enough to tear my Asperger's/semi-autistic mind in half!

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  37. Re:That Explains The Updated SDK by MBCook · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yep. That's why Apple TV is such a success. My local stores can't keep 'em in stock.

    Oh, wait.

    Back on topic, why would anyone buy a netbook? I'd say 95% of netbook buyers fit into one of two categories. The first just wanted to buy the cheapest computer looking thing possible, the rest just want a cheap device to surf on.

    The people who want the cheapest computer possible won't be satisfied with the iPad. This seems to be the /. crowd. "I can't install Linux". "But it won't play Borderlands." "I need Eclipse, Putty, and a keyboard at all times." The iPad doesn't cut it for these uses, it's not designed to be a normal computer. Of course, many people who buy netbooks just because they are so cheap get mad when the little 1 GHz Atom processor can't edit 1080p video or play complex games. Netbooks are not full laptops at $400 off, they're a different category.

    If you just want a device to surf on, read your email, and maybe play a few games, the iPad seems to really fit the bill. I know of a couple of my relatives (not young) who this thing would be PERFECT for. No complicated filesystem. No confusing "where'd my program go" 30 window multitasking. The web works, email works, you can type up little things to email people either on screen or with the keyboard dock.

    The thing really sounds like what most people want for a computer. If I didn't keep my laptop next to my couch for surfing, I'd buy one of these and it use it for that use. That alone would be enough to get me to buy it. Since it looks so different, Apple won't have the "this computer is way underpowered" problem, because I don't think anyone will see it as a MacBook Jr.

    I find the iPad really interesting. It may take off like a rocket and change the industry (like the iPhone and iPod) or it could be and interesting thing that sits around but doesn't make a huge impact (like the Apple TV, although that wasn't nearly as groundbreaking, or MS's tablets, which survive but haven't really made a big difference for most people). Either way, this should be fun to watch.

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  38. Re:That Explains The Updated SDK by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Doesn't hatin' on your own customers kind of put you in a similar moral position as those business owners who catered to the gay community in California but then turned around and voted against their equality? 'We'll take your money, but secretly we think you're pathetic...' No wonder you're posting as AC... ;-p

    Don't get me wrong, I agree with you completely, it just seems disingenuous.

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  39. Re:Sales? by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 3, Informative

    They'll probably also carry them at Best Buys and other places that also sell Apple hardware.

  40. Re:That Explains The Updated SDK by dc29A · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What makes you think that once Youtube, Vimeo and other sites are comfy with HTML5 the pr0n industry won't follow?

  41. What your average joe will say... by copponex · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What the hell is all that crap? I just want to browse the web and update my facebook status from the couch without looking like a nerd.

    Apple does not produce computing devices for nerds. They produce computing appliances for people.

    For every action your normal joe wants to do, there is a relatively stable, secure, and predictable application to do it, which integrates well across the entire Apple platform. They deliver a candy coated information experience, not a platform for geeking out. I despise some parts of their business model, but it does seem to work out well for them.

  42. Re:Sorry Netbook wins still by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Oh, look, someone who doesn't get it. The iPad is not a computer. If you want a computer, buy a computer. You obviously want a computer, based on your list. Don't buy an iPad - it's not the product that's right for you. You'd do about as well buying a dishwasher - it's not the product you want. The iPad is, however, the product that a lot of people will want - people who aren't looking for a computer because the iPad is not a computer.

    Did you even read the summary? If the Ipad is not a competitor to netbooks, how is it going to beat them? If the Ipad is a competitor to netbooks, how is the OPs comment evidence of not getting it? Netbooks are computers, Tim Cook said that the Ipad was going to beat them. That means that Tim Cook apparently thinks that the Ipad is a computer.
    I agree that the Ipad is not a computer. Therefore it is not a competitor to netbooks. It is, also, not cheap, which means once again it is not a competitor for netbooks. But the article we are discussing is talking about the Ipad competing with netbooks, so comments talking about things that netbooks have that the Ipad doesn't are valid.

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  43. Re:That Explains The Updated SDK by Pojut · · Score: 3, Funny

    She isn't low cost because she is cheap, she is low cost because she makes more money than I do :p

    Special Ed teachers make more than mail merge programmers in Maryland, apparently.

  44. Re:That Explains The Updated SDK by Totenglocke · · Score: 4, Informative

    The thing really sounds like what most people want for a computer.

    Sorry, but I have to disagree. It comes close to being what most people want. However, most people want the full internet and lack of Flash on the iPad prevents that. Most people want to be able to install any program they might choose in order to do task XYZ and unfortunately, that's just not happening with the way the iPhone / iPod Touch / iPad are locked down. Look around the App Store sometime, most of it is utter crap (I have an iPhone and love it, but I can count the number of worthwhile apps on my fingers). Most people also want to be able to easily copy over movies, pictures, and other files - the iPad only allows that for pictures (with the SD reader attachment). The hardware of the iPad is great (well, most people would also like to have a webcam), but the software side of it being so locked down hamstrings it.

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  45. Ouch, the 'small penis' bit hurt... by jonaskoelker · · Score: 4, Funny

    nothing says "I have a small penis" like owning something from Apple.

    I don't want to be thinking things like that about my girlfriend...

  46. Re:That Explains The Updated SDK by Buelldozer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    OT but...

    I don't see any logical incongruity with having a business that caters to the GLT community AND voting against equality. Under the law a business is a distinct entity, as is a private citizen. So it would be perfectly compatible to have a business catering to a demographic that you PERSONALLY do not approve of.