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Fatal Flaw Discovered In Invisibility Cloaks

KentuckyFC writes "Carpet cloaks took the world by storm last year because they were the first devices to hide objects at optical frequencies. The idea is that a thin layer of dielectric material placed on a surface can make light look as if it is reflecting off the original surface. In other words, the layer is invisible and anything embedded within it is invisible too. This trick is like hiding something under a carpet, hence the name. Carpet cloaks are relatively easy to make because the dielectric material does not need to be specially constructed to steer light in special ways; physicists call this an isotropic material. Now a group at MIT has shown that isotropic carpet cloaks have a fatal flaw. When viewed at an angle, the carpets don't hide objects at all. Instead, they simply shift their position by about the same distance as they are high. So when viewed from an angle of 45 degrees, an object 0.2 units high is shifted to one side by a distance of 0.15 units, says the team. That's a serious limitation for carpet cloaks."

255 comments

  1. bummer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    bummer.

    1. Re:bummer by Jason+Earl · · Score: 5, Funny

      They should be working on a "Somebody Else's Problem" field. I hear that this is much easier than trying to much around with physics.

    2. Re:bummer by vrmlguy · · Score: 1

      Still, it's better than a fatal flaw that causes users to spontaneously combust.

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    3. Re:bummer by Spaham · · Score: 1

      darn

    4. Re:bummer by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They did. Then they switched it on, and ever since they are seeking the device.

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    5. Re:bummer by halivar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Unfortunately, every member of the search team is slacking off, assuming someone else is looking for it.

    6. Re:bummer by PIBM · · Score: 1

      At least that would have been funny!

    7. Re:bummer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am actually a proponent and student of "NMP Physics". "Not My Problem Physics" is the study of the physical properties of problems to disappear the further you distance yourself from guilty looking people. I have also found that by subtly declaring that it is not my problem and I have problems of my own, blamers will seek other scapegoats.

    8. Re:bummer by sgbett · · Score: 0

      Provided you could see it!

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    9. Re:bummer by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      They did. Then they switched it on, and ever since they are seeking the device.

      You gave me a great idea: use the invisibility cloak to take a nap at work! As long as you're nowhere someone's likely to trip over you and don't snore too loudly you'd have it made!

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    10. Re:bummer by INT_QRK · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They don't have to be perfect; they just have to be good enough. Nor do that have to work all the time; they just need to work when needed, and for just long enough to allow the first shot. ("Spock, what's tha...doh!")

    11. Re:bummer by The+Hatchet · · Score: 1

      Well, I would like to see you try to shoot someone, just to miss by 6'. No matter how messed up the technology I imagine insane uses of it in many applications.

      Plus, I am sure they will find a way to change the structure such that it works from any angle. One step at a time, technology takes time to be perfected. The Intel i7 didn't come out the day the transistor was invented in bell labs.

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    12. Re:bummer by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      Thats fine as long as no one looks at you at a 45 degree angle...

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    13. Re:bummer by Sapphon · · Score: 1

      Hurrah, they've succeeded!

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    14. Re:bummer by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      This already exists in natural form. It's generated in a wide radius every time parents drop their kids off at public school.

  2. Wrong Cloak by LaminatorX · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So what they're saying is it's more of a Cloak of Displacement? While less stealthy, I think that's actually better odds of avoiding the hit than the penalty for attacking an invisible opponent.

    1. Re:Wrong Cloak by meerling · · Score: 4, Funny

      Better a D&D reference than another of the endless Harry Potter ones...

    2. Re:Wrong Cloak by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      A hairy what? The last part of your sentence seems distorted somehow.

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    3. Re:Wrong Cloak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh just shut up! Langlock!

    4. Re:Wrong Cloak by halivar · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      !!!SEID NILTSIAR

    5. Re:Wrong Cloak by lawnboy5-O · · Score: 1

      Amen!

    6. Re:Wrong Cloak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your mom has a hairy potter

    7. Re:Wrong Cloak by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      Better a D&D reference than another of the endless Harry Potter ones...

      I haven't seen a single Harry Potter reference so far. It's been all Star Trek.

      I guess people just figure everyone already knows about the various workarounds like the Marauder's Map and so on...

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    8. Re:Wrong Cloak by bughunter · · Score: 1

      He appears to be referencing an hirsute ceramicist of some variety.

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    9. Re:Wrong Cloak by lahvak · · Score: 1

      Dude, it didn't work! You seem to be out of magical energy...

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    10. Re:Wrong Cloak by Dexter+Herbivore · · Score: 1

      Whoooooshhh!

    11. Re:Wrong Cloak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What it seems to me is the most shortcoming is two people standing in the same quadrant would be able to spot screened flaws unless broadcasting differencial displays of transparence backgrounds...

    12. Re:Wrong Cloak by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      I have no idea what you're talking about. Why the "whoosh"? What is it that you think I missed? Be specific, so I'll know you're simply mistaken, and not just full of shit.

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    13. Re:Wrong Cloak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you missed the fact that 9 out of 10 comments actually are Harry Potter related, but they're cloaked.

    14. Re:Wrong Cloak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who gives a shit. All that matters is that Hermione is over 18 now.

  3. I guess? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah - you aren't invisible, but wouldn't that still make the tracking missile miss you?

    1. Re:I guess? by Thanatos81 · · Score: 1

      That depends. If the cloaks only affect visible light: No, the tracking missile would not miss you. Most missile guidance systems are still based on RADAR or IR, which do not use visible light.

    2. Re:I guess? by Mr.+Foogle · · Score: 1

      If it's optically tracked, sure. You might be out of luck if the operator is using IR.

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    3. Re:I guess? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That depends. If the cloaks only affect visible light: No, the tracking missile would not miss you. Most missile guidance systems are still based on RADAR or IR, which do not use visible light.

      I'm willing to take my chances that Natalie Portman does not have tracking missiles in her bedroom.

    4. Re:I guess? by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      That's what I'm saying. Shifting the apparent location of a target is almost as good.

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    5. Re:I guess? by Arancaytar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Depends on the size of the missile...

    6. Re:I guess? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A light displacing cloak defeating a heat seeking missile?

    7. Re:I guess? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      I assumed this applied to most of the Electromagnetic spectrum, or is it just visible light, do they say? I always naturally assume IR included in these kinds of things, since it is so close to visible light on the spectrum.

      Radar on the other hand, I thought we had reliable countermeasures for, like jamming? or have I been watching too much Hollywood

    8. Re:I guess? by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 1

      I guess if it shifted it a few hundred feet. A tank sitting right next to where the cruise missile hit is about the same as the missile hitting the tank itself.

    9. Re:I guess? by Weedhopper · · Score: 1

      No, it's not. Not unless the warhead is nuclear.

      A near miss against sufficient armor is a miss. That's half the reason the armor is there in the first place.

    10. Re:I guess? by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      Maybe so but a broad spray of shrapnel and bullets won't. Even rain could defeat a cloak unless the rain goes right through it without resistence.

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    11. Re:I guess? by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find it's less about the size of the missile and more about the yield of the warhead.

      One of the advantages to 10+ Mton nuclear warheads, is that you don't need to be very precise

    12. Re:I guess? by SwordsmanLuke · · Score: 1

      Two words. Splash. Damage.

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    13. Re:I guess? by BitZtream · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not if it realizes you're likely behind a cloak and just adjusts itself with some nifty math.

      But ... that was my first thought as well.

      Okay, so I'm not invisible, but you still don't actually know where I'm at so its close enough for a lot of neat things.

      I suspect however, that much like in the fantasy of StarTrek (sorry to burst some of your bubbles :) and root kit detection, theres always a way to detect the target, but knowing the right way to look for it is half the battle.

      In general, Stealth aircraft just hide from radar. Sure they are difficult to see in general due to paint scheme and normal hours of operation and all that, but its biggest threat is from radar, and its very stealthy against that. But if you put any of the known stealth aircraft out in the middle of the clear sky, you can pick it up visually from a good distance during the day.

      You don't have to be invisible from every method of detection, just the one being used to detect you.

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    14. Re:I guess? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      That depends. If the cloaks only affect visible light: No, the tracking missile would not miss you. Most missile guidance systems are still based on RADAR or IR, which do not use visible light.

      I'm willing to take my chances that Natalie Portman does not have tracking missiles in her bedroom.

      I would also assume that what you'd be hiding is so small as to render an invisibility cloak redundant.

    15. Re:I guess? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, but is a tank "sufficient" armor within the blast radius of a cruise missile? Not being snarky, I'm really curious.

    16. Re:I guess? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you'll find it's less about the size of the missile and more about the yield of the warhead.

      No, it's all about the size of the missile.

      Said your mom.

    17. Re:I guess? by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      No, it's not. Not unless the warhead is nuclear.

      You probably meant "No, it's not. Not if the warhead is nuclear." Read the post. I said "almost". This cloak would be nearly completely effective against bullets. Nukes would not be.
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    18. Re:I guess? by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      Two words. Splash. Damage.

      That's four words.

      Or were you saying that "Two words" is two words? Seems like a bit of a tautology, though maybe not for the reason you'd think...

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    19. Re:I guess? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GitS:SAC much? (Yay for real SF!)

    20. Re:I guess? by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      As long as the missile has an effective blast raduis less than the thickness of the dialectric. In which case you could also just call the dialectric "armor plating" (or call the missile "really crappy").

    21. Re:I guess? by Noren · · Score: 1

      Why? IR is light- it's right next to the visible spectrum. I don't see a theoretical reason why the technology could only be applied to the visible spectrum.

    22. Re:I guess? by Dragoniz3r · · Score: 1

      Modern missiles will just seek on the source of the jamming then, and you're still screwed :D

    23. Re:I guess? by Weedhopper · · Score: 1

      No, your reading comprehension is flawed.

      Here's what you said, bolding and emphasis mine:

      A tank sitting right next to where the cruise missile hit is about the same as the missile hitting the tank itself.

      To which I stated that, no, it's not [about the same]. Not unless the warhead is nuclear is how that if should have been read in context.

      If a cruise missile with a conventional 1000 lbs warhead misses an armored target, it's a miss. A "tank" a few meters away will not be destroyed, if it sustains serious damage at all. The crew will, in all probability, survive.

    24. Re:I guess? by Weedhopper · · Score: 4, Informative

      You mean in real life, as opposed to internet dick waving arguments? That depends.

      Depends on the size and type of warhead, the geology of the ground, the angle of the impact of the missile and the alignment of the tank relative to the strike.

      A "standard" 1000lbs conventional cruise missile warhead is a fragmentation/blast effect weapon. Against a 60-ton MBT, anything more than a couple meters away will have minimal effects on the crew, assuming they're buttoned up. Shaken and dinged up, maybe.

      OTOH, the tank itself may have been damaged and/or lost mobility but it's a far cry from having what's essentially a 1000 lbs land directly on the vehicle, in which case the tank is most assuredly dead and the crew does not survive.

      In terms of the very basic science, what about the explosion is the dangerous bit? Fragmentation and the pressure wave, plus possible secondary fragmentation if you're inside a vehicle. Tank armor is designed to protect against these threats, which is why hardware designed to kill tanks are specialized to either penetrate armor or strike where there is next to no armor (the top).

      Directly ON the tank, game's over. Next to the tank, now you're playing against the tank's strength, which is why I responded to badboy_2002 and interval1066 the way I did. A tank sittng right next to where the cruise missile hit is decidedly NOT about the same thing as a direct hit.

    25. Re:I guess? by Weedhopper · · Score: 1

      BTW, just realized that there's a misunderstanding.

      What you stated, that displacement of the apparent location is almost as good can be true, depending on the circumstances and the nature of the target.

      What I was responding to was badboy_tw2002's specific example of a tank.

      You're conflating the perspectives of "good enough" in my argument and yours.

    26. Re:I guess? by alexborges · · Score: 1

      "You don't have to be invisible from every method of detection, just the one being used to detect you."

      Then the enemy figures it out and you go order a gogollion-dollar massive army project that will also fund your campaign if you pull the right strings at the pentagon and youre golden.

      Man, I love politics.

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    27. Re:I guess? by Jimbob+The+Mighty · · Score: 1

      So, how long until cruise missiles are programmed to look at the way the target 'moves' in relation to its own motion, and work out that the target is cloaked and where it actually is?

    28. Re:I guess? by pipedwho · · Score: 1

      Yeah - you aren't invisible, but wouldn't that still make the tracking missile miss you?

      Actually it probably wouldn't. The optical illusion will shift the target further backwards - not to the left or right. That means any missile travelling close to parallel with the ground will still hit. It'll just get a 'surprise' when it impacts you a few metres earlier than expected.

    29. Re:I guess? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but the typical use for a cruise missile is as a ship killer, dam buster, basically to wipe out anything FAR LARGER than a mere pussy 60 ton tank even if it hit the furthest point from center-structure. An impact a couple of meters away even without detonation would be like a meteor impacting, that tank would get knocked over. Even our light-in-comparison Tomahawks are pretty lethal, I know the Harpoons are.

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    30. Re:I guess? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      okay, hang on.
      Here's a crappy homemade 1,000 pound bomb

      You're saying a military-grade 1,000lb warhead is going to make a smaller explosion when its sole purpose is to completely destroy anything within a LARGE radius? You think two meters away is going to be a 'miss' with an explosion of that caliber?

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    31. Re:I guess? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Oh what the hell, it didn't post my link.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LptXaQ4Wkjw

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    32. Re:I guess? by Khyber · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, it's about the size of the missile. The warhead is always listed in pounds but the potential is always listed in kinetic energy.

      For example, the BrahMos has 32 times the kinetic energy of the Tomahawk, despite having a warhead 3/5 the size. It is by far much more destructive than our Tomahawk because of its higher mass and higher velocity capability.

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    33. Re:I guess? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      I should note this does not apply to nuclear warheads, in which case it is all about the size.

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    34. Re:I guess? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why the Soviets could simply deploy something like the Israeli anti-RPG shotgun with a visual detector on top of their tanks and make the whole US mancarried arsenal unfunctional.

    35. Re:I guess? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Camouflage: Trees and between rocks is a lower tech solution

      Modern missiles see :-
      1) Bloody big magnetic disruption signatures - like ships and subs missiles home in on chunks of steel - hence the move back to plywood stealth craft (at inflated prices too).
      2) Heat Signature
      3) Other Tricks like flares and pulling a dummy plastic blow up tank - ejectable airbags are fun!
      4) Anything poking out may be 'seen' - but firing though it will leave holes.

      Cons: Let the army or whatever wheel out a 10ft by 200ft giant flat screen display. The result will either reference porn, or some fool will kick out the power cord.

    36. Re:I guess? by arisvega · · Score: 1

      Depends on the size and type of warhead

      Indeed. It has to be a nanometer-sized warhead

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    37. Re:I guess? by BForrester · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, it's really not. Anti-tank weapons usually require a direct hit for a kill, or a very near hit to do significant disabling damage.

      For example,
        - smaller anti-tank missiles like the US Javelin or Soviet RPG use shaped charges (HEAT) that need to have virtually direct hits for the superheated metal core to penetrate armor.
        - air to surface missiles like the AGM-65 Maverick use kinetic energy to penetrate the target before exploding.
        - the Hellfire and various other popular TOW systems are only effective with hits perpendicular to the top of the vehicle.

      In these cases, a near miss is at most likely to cause a roll, secondary damage to the rad or tracks/tires, or the need to repaint the vehicle upon return to base.

    38. Re:I guess? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      From what we saw in the Gulf Wars, I thought cruise missiles were typically used against buildings, runways, and other fairly large, fixed targets. I don't know about ships; I know there's specific anti-ship missiles (like the Exocet), but I don't know if Tomahawks are meant for that or not. I'm quite sure they're not meant for use against tanks or any other small, mobile target; cruise missiles are fired from hundreds of miles away. Firing at a moving target would be pointless at that range.

    39. Re:I guess? by Weedhopper · · Score: 1

      Yes, depending on the circumstances, which I have already stated a few factors for.

      And I don't need Mythbusters to inform me of the capabilities of a 1000 lbs warhead for the same reason I don't need to speculate to the possible spectrum of results to know what a GP 1000 lbs warhead does in varying circumstances and environments.

      What is your experience that you believe otherwise?

    40. Re:I guess? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Knowing the difference between a 1,000 pound warhead of shit gunpowder versus a 1,000 pound warhead of higher-power plastique. My grandfather was Lt. Col. USMC and I learned EVERYTHING about weaponry from him, I've also had many guided informative tours around Parris Island.

      And I know that a VC-style 1,000 pound black powder bomb isn't going to be nearly as powerful as the high-grade explosives used in a typical 1,000 pound cruise missile warhead.

      My father also worked on Harpoon cruise missiles, specifically the Radar guidance system, and he's got pictures of tests on goddamned DESTROYER BATTLESHIPS. Cruise missiles make *FUCKING HUGE* explosions.

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    41. Re:I guess? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Most cruise missiles use radar guidance. Moving targets are nothing.

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    42. Re:I guess? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Ok, but even so, they seem to be overkill for shooting tanks. Cruise missiles are really expensive, and tanks are usually pretty numerous.

    43. Re:I guess? by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      What is a "destroyer battleship"?

      A destroyer is a small unarmored ship generally designed to protect a task force from one particular threat, such as aircraft, missiles, or submarines. Sinking one is no big deal, and the military regards them as expendable.

      A battleship is a large, heavily armored ship with massive offensive firepower, which historically would act as the core of a task force. The citadel armor of a battleship is generally enough to protect it against its own shells (for final-generation battleships, this is generally about a 2000-pound warhead), and sinking one is a very difficult task. Battleships have been considered obsolete since World War II, so it's unlikely that cruise missiles have been tested against them.

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    44. Re:I guess? by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      That's an impressive-looking explosion, sure, but unless it goes off in physical contact with the tank, it's not going to do more than shake the tank up a bit. Explosions follow the path of least resistance, and in the vincinity of a tank, that means most of the force of the shockwave will flow around the tank, while the armor will absorb the rest. The inverse square law also comes into play here: most of the energy of the explosion isn't even moving towards the tank in the first place.

      Anti-tank warheads get around this through various means. HEAT warheads use a shaped charge to focus the entire force of the explosion into a very small space, while HESH warheads apply the shockwave directly into the armor, and APCR and APDS warheads dispense with the explosive entirely, instead using a small, high-density projectile to try to penetrate the armor.

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  4. Invisible post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You can't see this post, oh wait, maybe you can...

    1. Re:Invisible post by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can't see this post, oh wait, maybe you can...

      Yes, I can, but 1.5 posts below where it actually is.

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  5. Well... by the_one_wesp · · Score: 1, Insightful

    saw that problem coming.

  6. Military Applications by jornak · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm sure a carpet cloak like this would have military applications, and in a desert environment like the Middle East, people aren't going to notice you unless they're close to you.

    A sniper on a ridge covered with one of these babies is still going to do the job.

    1. Re:Military Applications by Slotty · · Score: 1

      Why use snipers when you can just launch a cruise missle and destroy the entire town?

      I'm pretty certain they considered it considerable collateral damage in Iraq

    2. Re:Military Applications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But would the sniper do the job better in this than he would in a standard Ghillie suit?

    3. Re:Military Applications by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

      So if I understand this right TFA says that these cloaks just render something as appearing where it isn't rather than completely invisible when viewed from various angles?

      If so that's still got the possibility of being pretty bloody useful.

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    4. Re:Military Applications by UziBeatle · · Score: 1, Informative

        It's why I say listen to Ripley you dolts. (situational variance)

        As she said, "Just nuke the site from orbit, just to be sure."

        Problem furking solved. Move along now, nothing to see here SOON.

        Use the maximum force possible to cover up errors.

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    5. Re:Military Applications by tmosley · · Score: 1

      You COULD do both. Should they happen to see you, they will see you in the wrong spot, and you can take them all out in quick succession no problem.

    6. Re:Military Applications by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      At least it could hide things from satelites, since they don't look down at any significant angle.

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    7. Re:Military Applications by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      I'm sure a carpet cloak like this would have military applications

      Sure, if you have soldiers the size of a pinhead.

      But then, remember that all the jihadists have to do is move sideways a bit and "ha ha, we can see your pinhead, you silly infidel !"

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    8. Re:Military Applications by PIBM · · Score: 1

      Unless the enemy sniper fails at shooting and randomly hit you =)

    9. Re:Military Applications by antirelic · · Score: 1

      While slashnerds may not be able to throw on a cloak of invisibility and slide into the womens locker room, doesnt mean that this technology wont work.

      The article shows a covered object that is "mound" shaped (for lack of a better geometrical form). This appears to be a problem for "round" objects. However, make something with rigid edges and you mitigate this disadvantage. You could also make a tarp like object that can create a near perfect plane to eliminate this problem for larger, stationary objects (think: tank, arty, humvee).

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    10. Re:Military Applications by idontgno · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's kinda sad that the evolving thought on Rules of Engagement is migrating back toward "Leave no witnesses" after a couple of decades of "kill the bad guys, don't even scratch the paint".

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    11. Re:Military Applications by icegreentea · · Score: 1

      They do look down at significant angles. This is why you have to hide stuff you don't want seen whenever the spy satellite is over the horizon, not just when its over head. The operators get to decide when to use fuel (or bleep off a flywheel) to reorient a satellite.

    12. Re:Military Applications by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      While slashnerds may not be able to throw on a cloak of invisibility and slide into the womens locker room

      Not to worry - we're working on autonomous robot spiders to place cameras for us...

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    13. Re:Military Applications by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Actually, you would be wrong. the rules of engagement in Iraq were highly restrictive - and have been incredibly restrictive for the last several years - where you could not fire until fired upon, had clearly located and isolated the target, and cleared the counter attack with HQ. Otherwise you had to fall back. You can read more about the ROE for Iraq here.

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    14. Re:Military Applications by IorDMUX · · Score: 1

      Pinhead? Even that is fairly optimistic at this point, when the pictured "carpet cloaks" can hide an object up to 1 micrometer long. Most dust mites won't fit into this invisibility cloak.

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    15. Re:Military Applications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure a carpet cloak like this would have military applications, and in a desert environment like the Middle East, people aren't going to notice you unless they're close to you.

      A sniper on a ridge covered with one of these babies is still going to do the job.

      How about this: Get the hell out of other people's lands and you won't need to employ new military applications to subjugate and occupy them.

    16. Re:Military Applications by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Maybe the rules have changed?

      See: http://www.collateralmurder.com/

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    17. Re:Military Applications by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1
      Rules haven't changed, that video is basically showing the ROE were solid. The helicopter was fired upon first, was confronted by multiple hostiles with RPGs and AK-47s, and the journalists weren't wearing any identification to mark themselves. Additionally patrols in the neighborhood had been attacked, and this was part of a tracking effort.

      .
      Guess what - you walk around with weapons taking shots at helicopters, they're going to call in for permission to counter and if received, counter. I know, doesn't play to the whole "collateral murder" URL though, does it? No flamebait there!

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    18. Re:Military Applications by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      The helicopter was fired upon first

      I promised myself I'd never do this, but you're asking for it...

      [Citation needed]

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    19. Re:Military Applications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when do journalists wear identification marks? A large video camera isn't good enough? Who shot at the helicopter? The camera man peeking around the corner? Who decided the people on the ground were hostiles and not friendlies, and on what basis? Please try not to make empty arguments like this, there are better discussions to be had.

    20. Re:Military Applications by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Please watch the video! You'll see the combatants spread out, aim firearms at the helicopter, and the soldiers in the helicopter report incoming fire, then requesting permission to fire back. The citation is in the very video being used to say they "murdered" Iraqis.

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    21. Re:Military Applications by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

      It's kinda sad that the evolving thought on Rules of Engagement is migrating back toward "Leave no witnesses" after a couple of decades of "kill the bad guys, don't even scratch the paint".

      That kind of civilian friendly conflict is great in international opinion and in the minds of those of us fortunate enough to play armchair general. But the simple nature of war is that it is brutal, and people die. At this point, civilians in Iraq and Afghanistan have had ample notice that there is a war on. Anyone that is still electing to stick around and provide support (either direct or indirect) to our opponents have clearly chosen their sides. Of course that is not an excuse to be recklessly indiscriminate or to hunt down civilians. But in wars that are characterized by non-uniformed militants there has to be some tolerance for collateral damage to people that are refusing to get themselves out of the way.

      Honestly, when we are fighting a war against people that hide among civilians and are being tacitly supported by those civilians, we are not going to be able to send boots in there to win hearts and minds. Overwhelming displays of force will serve to save American lives in the now, and will save lives overall by ending conflicts sooner. This philosophy of matching force levels only serves to prolong these wars.

    22. Re:Military Applications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you would be wrong. the rules of engagement in Iraq were highly restrictive - and have been incredibly restrictive for the last several years

      The war has lasted a lot longer then several years. Many of our "combatants" were hired mercs with no accountability. I remember one talking on NPR saying if he was protecting a convoy, any vehicle that didn't yield was fire at. If someone was talking on a cell phone and didn't drop it on command, they were fire on. Things are better now, but lets not forget how bad things were.

  7. The fatal flaw is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They DON'T WORK!

    1. Re:The fatal flaw is: by Locke2005 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can't see how they could work.

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    2. Re:The fatal flaw is: by exley · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, the fatal flaw is that a cloaked object moving at warp speed emits a slight subspace variance. Adversaries performing an antiproton scan may also be a problem.

    3. Re:The fatal flaw is: by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

      What if we modify the phase variance?

    4. Re:The fatal flaw is: by ryantmer · · Score: 3, Informative

      I am amused at the correlation between your comment and your sig. Well done, sir.

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    5. Re:The fatal flaw is: by corbettw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I thought the problem was the expulsion of highly-charged particles? Plasma, or whatever it's called. After all, the thing's gotta have a tailpipe.

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    6. Re:The fatal flaw is: by eltaco · · Score: 1

      "Invisibility cloak?!? Ha! I'll believe it when I see it!"
      so, do you believe it now that you can kinda see it from an angle? :-)

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    7. Re:The fatal flaw is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      What if we modify the phase variance?

      yeah, as long as we randomly modulate the shield frequencies, reverse the polarity of the heisenberg compensators, and amplify the transporter buffers... we should be good to go. Earl Grey tea never tasted so good.

    8. Re:The fatal flaw is: by pedrop357 · · Score: 2

      Don't forget to note, and share with others, the differences between self-sealing stem bolts and warp matrix flux capacitors.

    9. Re:The fatal flaw is: by uglyduckling · · Score: 5, Informative

      Nah, that can easily be defeated by a tachyon burst, particularly if you invert the polarity of the shield harmonics.

    10. Re:The fatal flaw is: by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 2

      WSpock, "the solution is transparent to the user."
      Kirk, "now everyone knows why Kligons looked a scant shifty."

    11. Re:The fatal flaw is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a tachyon wave?

    12. Re:The fatal flaw is: by Stupid+McStupidson · · Score: 1

      You forgot the deflector array. It can be reconfigured to emit, absorb, modulate, or discombobulate any known particle, frequency, energy, or deli sandwich in the known, unknown, partially known, or ridiculous universe.

    13. Re:The fatal flaw is: by spazdor · · Score: 5, Funny

      This solution will never work.

      No one has even suggested routing extra power to the main deflector array yet.

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    14. Re:The fatal flaw is: by spazdor · · Score: 2

      As far as anyone's sensors were concerned, that'd light you up like a Christmas tree.

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    15. Re:The fatal flaw is: by fractalspace · · Score: 1

      I see how they can't.

    16. Re:The fatal flaw is: by Peach+Rings · · Score: 1

      All that extra power would bring hull integrity down approximately 7.6 percent

    17. Re:The fatal flaw is: by choongiri · · Score: 3, Funny

      amplify the transporter buffers

      No, no, no. You need to narrow the angular confinement beam.

    18. Re:The fatal flaw is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It required MIT to look at this product from an angle to see this problem?

    19. Re:The fatal flaw is: by arfonrg · · Score: 2, Informative

      -1 You didn't get tachyon ANYWHERE in there....

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    20. Re:The fatal flaw is: by SupremoMan · · Score: 1

      MODIFY? You would have to outright REVERSE it!

    21. Re:The fatal flaw is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have suggested that but we'll need that power for the phasers if they do detect us. What if we cross connected several EPS power conduits and channeled that power to the shields to correct for the phase variance?

    22. Re:The fatal flaw is: by fractoid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I can't see how they could work.

      This is only about 'carpet cloaks', not invisibility cloaks in general. The problem is that a carpet cloak is the optical analogue of simply putting a display screen in front of the object and a video camera behind the object. In other words, of course it doesn't bloody work from the side, you morons. A general invisibility cloak is still possible, but may require phased array optics or other exotic active techniques.

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    23. Re:The fatal flaw is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like putting too much air in a balloon!

    24. Re:The fatal flaw is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Little Johnny is that you under the cloak ?...what are you doing.....oh you were 'busy'.....

    25. Re:The fatal flaw is: by macshome · · Score: 1

      Just don't ask the computer to make tea while under a missile attack.

    26. Re:The fatal flaw is: by Yaos · · Score: 1

      I see your sense of humor is invisible.

    27. Re:The fatal flaw is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has anybody checked to make sure the dilithium crystals are still good?

    28. Re:The fatal flaw is: by BOwara · · Score: 1

      Not for vehicles, like they are trying, but for individuals maybe it could be done. Think of arrays of those micro LEDs that have the cameras build in them to detect gestures the Japanese developed, densely and flexibly mounted on a garment. Then with a dedicated quad-core keeping track of movement to maintain the axial opposition of individual camera to LED over the entire garment a person would be effectively invisible from 30 feet or farther. Bill.

  8. Soo.... by Some.Net(Guy) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When they were creating these cloaks, they didn't think to look at it from other angles than just straight on? Seriously? That's the equivalent of "it works on my machine."

    1. Re:Soo.... by e2d2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They're making things invisible. It's kind of hard. So cut them a break? It's not like it's been done before and they just half-assed it after all.

    2. Re:Soo.... by BitZtream · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, they probably did and really knew about it for a long time, but geeks being geeks, these minor details probably didn't come out because they were so proud of what they had accomplished, and rightfully so. Even a cloak that works head on is freaking impressive to the point of becoming magic. I know they are just wave guides, but its still freaking impressive.

      With that in mind, someone comes a long and notices it a long time later and points it out and the scientists are like 'yea well, we haven't got to that part yet' and we get to here.

      Either way, they didn't say 'it only works from head on', they said something entirely different. Technically it doesn't appear to work 'head on' by certain definitions.

      They'll probably be lots of gotcha's for a while. Its new tech.

      Either way, if I can get one of these things so my son can have it when he's in high school it would be awesome. Muahahahahahaha

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    3. Re:Soo.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the equivalent of "it works on my machine."

      More like "It worked when I tried it once."

  9. It won't protect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    items in your inventory from getting wet.

  10. Finally!!! by Locke2005 · · Score: 3, Funny

    At last, my sig is actually appropriate for a slashdot story!

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    1. Re:Finally!!! by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      You know, they mentioned Invisibility cloaks a few weeks ago and I managed to get a +1 informative by mentioning your signature, asking if it was yours or someone elses since I couldn't remember.

    2. Re:Finally!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      And now you are hoping for an +1 informative/funny mod by referring to you post made few weeks ago, that referred to the signature of the GP and asked if it was his or someone elses signature, since you couldnt remember.

      Am I right?

    3. Re:Finally!!! by Apocryphos · · Score: 1

      I'll only say that at the least you're not wrong.

    4. Re:Finally!!! by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Worth a shot, right?

    5. Re:Finally!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My bad.

    6. Re:Finally!!! by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Did you peek? If so that would put you before the first post.

    7. Re:Finally!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what does it say, it is invisible to me

  11. So.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it took them that long to look at the carpet from a different angle?

  12. Fatal Flaw Discovered In Invisibility Cloaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    You could bump into the invisible object.

  13. That's not a flaw... by Unka+Willbur · · Score: 1

    It's an undocumented feature! I mean, offsetting my apparent position could be as useful as making me disappear entirely!

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    1. Re:That's not a flaw... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      offsetting my apparent position could be as useful as making me disappear entirely!

      Not when you are trying to use it to sneak around in the women's locker room.

  14. Have they considered... by Microsift · · Score: 0

    Magic?

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    1. Re:Have they considered... by Genrou · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No. But they considered a sufficiently advanced technology.

    2. Re:Have they considered... by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      They did back in World War II. The Allies in Africa had a magician develop camouflage tactics(fake lights, misdirection, showing people what they want to see, etc). He even successfully hid/moved an entire town at night.

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  15. Props to Soulskill by magsol · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...for making a Wing Commander reference (from the books, not the horrific movie that by coincidence has the same name) in the "department" byline for this story.

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    1. Re:Props to Soulskill by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      ...for making a Wing Commander reference (from the books, not the horrific movie that by coincidence has the same name) in the "department" byline for this story.

      Wow, given the implied Scottish accent in "you-cannae-fire-while-cloaked", I actually would have thought that was a reference to Scotty from Star Trek.

      Apparently, I'd have been wrong. Of course, one can argue that any Scottish accent in Sci Fi after Scotty is, by definition, an homage to the great engineer -- and, for purposes of discussion, I believe I will. :-P

      Cheers

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    2. Re:Props to Soulskill by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      There were Wing Commander books? I'm only familiar with the Wing Commander video games that were the basis for the movie.

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    3. Re:Props to Soulskill by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      It actually is a Star Trek reference, Scotty said it in Star Trek 6 (1991) with the full scottish accent. There is no similar Wing Commander quote, and Wing Commander ships didn't even have cloaking devices until the sequel, which came out in 1992. Star Trek had cloaking devices in the mid-80's, and it was almost certainly the inspiration for WC cloaked ships being unable to fire while cloaked.

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    4. Re:Props to Soulskill by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, and the books came out after '94 anyway. Way too late to the party - still no quote though.

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    5. Re:Props to Soulskill by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Star Trek had cloaking devices in the mid-80's, and it was almost certainly the inspiration for WC cloaked ships being unable to fire while cloaked.

      Going the slightly pedantic route here, but I believe TOS first made reference to cloaked vessel -- so, that would be in 1966. They couldn't fire when cloaked either.

      Wing Commander is way too late to the game for that one.

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  16. Pictures by brianleb321 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I demand more pictures of invisibility cloaks in articles about invisibility cloaks. Theory be damned.

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    1. Re:Pictures by Yvan256 · · Score: 3, Funny

      In the meantime, here's a close-up photo of a black hole.

    2. Re:Pictures by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      In the meantime, here's a close-up photo of a black hole.

      I found your link enlightening.

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    3. Re:Pictures by selven · · Score: 1
  17. invisiball by escay · · Score: 1

    but will the cloaks still work when shaped like small* spheres?

    *small where you are almost looking radial from any direction

  18. Predator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it'll look a bit like the Predator's invisibility? (Or the Stealth camo from Metal Gear Solid?)

  19. Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could this stiff be used to hide objects from satellites? I would think satellites would have more restricted options regarding the angle they view something at. Or am I wrong?

  20. Doctor Who knew all this stuff already... by C-base · · Score: 1

    If you have something to hide, make it look like a telephone booth, and no-one will be suspicious.

    1. Re:Doctor Who knew all this stuff already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Unfortunately everyone has a mobile phone nowadays, so they -do- stand out (letterboxes too). But if you don't mind the risk of getting blown up for your valuable insides, you could still dress up as an ATM.

  21. What happens... by d1r3lnd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What happens when you layer them? I mean, if you overlap a bunch of these invisibility carpets, what would you end up looking at?

    1. Re:What happens... by genghisjahn · · Score: 1

      It's invisibility cloaks all the way down...

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    2. Re:What happens... by girlintraining · · Score: 0

      I mean, if you overlap a bunch of these invisibility carpets, what would you end up looking at?

      A Picasso.

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  22. Shoot to miss by Mr.+Foogle · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So when viewed from an angle of 45 degrees, an object 0.2 units high is shifted to one side by a distance of 0.15 units, says the team. That's a serious limitation for carpet cloaks.

    Maybe. But it would be a great way for soldiers to conceal themselves from aimed rifle fire.

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    1. Re:Shoot to miss by PinkFreud · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That might work. A 6 ft soldier would appear to be displaced by about 4.5', if that ratio holds.

    2. Re:Shoot to miss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but if the enemy shoots on your shifted image, he'll hit your carpet cloak. And most electronics don't like bulletholes.

    3. Re:Shoot to miss by svtdragon · · Score: 1

      So what if you took two of them and overlapped them at 45 degree angles? I realize that's not quite descriptive enough to clarify my line of thought, so let me elaborate:

      Say I have a cube covered by this thing. When looking at it from a 45 degree angle, I see the cube displaced.

      So what if I then take another slightly-larger carpet cloak and prop it up 45 degrees off-axis such that when I look at this outer cloak straight-on, I see "through" the outer cloak, and when I look at it at 45 degrees, I see the inner (invisible) cloak? I imagine the optics for this get mucked up since you're darkening the interior by overlaying the outer cloak... would you just see a dark space displaced to the side?

      That's probably still better than revealing whatever's inside.

    4. Re:Shoot to miss by JPNielsen · · Score: 1

      Unless you're the one standing to their side

    5. Re:Shoot to miss by kerrbear · · Score: 1

      Couldn't they just use two cloaks placed at the appropriate angles in relation to each other?

    6. Re:Shoot to miss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well until the machines learn how to adapt, I mean we just GAVE them the exact answer for crying out loud

    7. Re:Shoot to miss by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      It might work, but probably not if the soldier is a US soldier. More often than not, the guys shooting at them can't shoot for shit, and you'd be more likely to be hit due to inaccuracy variance.

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    8. Re:Shoot to miss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when viewed from an angle of 45 degrees, an object 0.2 units high is shifted to one side by a distance of 0.15 units, says the team. That's a serious limitation for carpet cloaks.

      Maybe. But it would be a great way for soldiers to conceal themselves from aimed rifle fire.

      so are bushes and a string, on a purely cost-analysis basis, i have to go with the string. on a more practical analysis - i've seen everyone in a group fire at a flank without anyone there - even with overlapping fields of fire it only takes one idiot to shoot something that in turn moves (where it did not previously) to cause all or a significant majority to attack there - at least long enough to be taken out themselves - translating, at least in my mind to: you need invisibility + hovering off the ground without wind to avoid getting shot as a soldier, or some other means by which to change nothing in the environment around you - and yes, my string would beat your cloak if theres more than one of you.

    9. Re:Shoot to miss by quenda · · Score: 1

      not if the soldier is a US soldier. More often than not, the guys shooting at them can't shoot for shit,

      In the current wars it seems the guys shooting at US soldiers are most often US soldiers. One car backfires, and a dozen 18yo conscr^Wrecruits are panic firing in all directions.
      They might have a lower (non-IED) casualty rate in Iraq if they all wore florescent hunting jackets.

  23. All over the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From TFA:

    Zhang and co go on to prove their assertion by tracing a ray that passes through the kind of isotropic carpet cloak that Pendry suggested. What they've discovered will shock carpet cloakers all over the world.

    Yeah, all over the world.... uhm, all three of them. (Emphasis mine)

    1. Re:All over the world by TheMeuge · · Score: 3, Insightful

      From TFA:

      Zhang and co go on to prove their assertion by tracing a ray that passes through the kind of isotropic carpet cloak that Pendry suggested. What they've discovered will shock carpet cloakers all over the world.

      Yeah, all over the world.... uhm, all three of them. (Emphasis mine)

      The three that YOU CAN SEE...

    2. Re:All over the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I shock the carpet cloakers by shuffling my feet.

    3. Re:All over the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the ones you can't see obviously have a different type that works properly, so I don't think they'd be too concerned.

  24. Oh, well.... by tpstigers · · Score: 1

    guess I'll have to postpone that trip to Mordor.

    1. Re:Oh, well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't hide you, the material itself is invisible.

  25. Disappointing by Mursk · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't know about you, but when I hear the phrase "fatal flaw," I really expect something a little more, I don't know... hilarious.

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    1. Re:Disappointing by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      If you look at the invisibility cloak the wrong way, it kills you!

    2. Re:Disappointing by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      > If you look at the invisibility cloak the wrong way, it kills you!

      Those are Soviet invisibility cloaks.

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    3. Re:Disappointing by nickspoon · · Score: 1

      "We have discovered that when applied to humans, all it does is make your clothes invisible!" said one scientist at MIT, before winking and disappearing into a nightclub.

    4. Re:Disappointing by bughunter · · Score: 1

      As in "In Soviet Russia, invisibility cloaks look through you... after blasting a hole in you?"

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    5. Re:Disappointing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I thought it was going to more along the line that the cloak would kill the wearer. How damn disappointing.

    6. Re:Disappointing by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      like, they make the person hidden to disappear. For real, permanently.

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  26. So what?! by Provocateur · · Score: 0

    The Predator is one bad-ass early adopter, and pre-orders the first batch exclusively for his squadron.

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  27. They're right! by pclminion · · Score: 1

    When I take two steps to the right, all of a sudden all I see are AC posts modded down to -1. It appears the Slashdot moderation system is angle-dependent! I'm sure to win the Nobel for this.

    1. Re:They're right! by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      And when you do the pelvic thrust, it drives you insane.

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  28. Thanks for what everyone already suspects or knows by kaputtfurleben · · Score: 1

    I don't think anyone has ever thought or suspected that the 'invisibility cloaks' of today are in any way without flaws.

  29. So you're saying... by eegad · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It took a team from MIT to walk to the side of the object, look at the object and report that the object could be seen? I think this cloak managed to hide something other than the object....

  30. 0.2 units high by 0.15 units? by Posting=!Working · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I mean, I know we all understand it, but if you're giving an example, why use unitless decimals when you can use integers and tangible concepts? Why not just say it would displace a 4 meter tall truck by 3 meters instead of 0.2 units tall object by 0.15 units?

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    1. Re:0.2 units high by 0.15 units? by Mursk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What is that in Libraries of Congress?

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    2. Re:0.2 units high by 0.15 units? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably because it would imply the system works for things bigger than peas.

      Considering there aren't even photos of anything, this all sounds like a highly theoretical thingamajig that might have a partially working prototype the size of a thumb nail.

  31. ever since they discoverd this theoretical flaw by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Funny

    in a theoretical device, i have been theoretically impressed

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    1. Re:ever since they discoverd this theoretical flaw by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      They've built this stuff, it's just they've only built them ultra tiny so far.

      "Look! I flip the switch and now you can't even see it!"

      "But I couldn't see it before you flipped the switch either!"

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  32. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    only a romulan would use such technology. and (obviously) their hearts are not *truly* klingon.

  33. There is a fatal flaw... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They aren`t invisible at all.

  34. The Fatal Flaw by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

    You will still get pushed off the subway platform by the crowd, or hit by a bus that doesn't see you!

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    1. Re:The Fatal Flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to go off-topic. But regarding your signature - is it true that there were 94 billion human beings born before us?

    2. Re:The Fatal Flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who knows, but it is certainly in the ball park

  35. Cheer up by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well, cheer up. It might still mean that the Romulan's weapons hit some nearby console when they think they're targeting the warp core. Of course, it would be better if they didn't hit anything at all, but I'm affraid that the law that for each hit a console must explode in a shower of sparks and send some ensign flying across the room is more immutable than the laws of refraction ;)

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  36. two obvious solutions by ffflala · · Score: 1

    1. Roll up the carpet.
    2. Put the object in a carpet, then put the carpeted object in another, slightly angled carpet, then put THAT into yet another slightly more angled carpet, and that entire batch into still yet another, even more slightly angled carpet, etc, until all angles are covered.

  37. I see no sig... by foo1752 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sorry, my "Disable sigs" preference has completely cloaked your sig.

    1. Re:I see no sig... by pedrop357 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Adjust your viewing angle

    2. Re:I see no sig... by PIBM · · Score: 1

      Try looking at your monitor sideways!

    3. Re:I see no sig... by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      That makes everything black and white...

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  38. Invisibility Disadvantage by hduff · · Score: 1

    Remember the "Wonder Woman - Invisible Man - Superman Encounter"?

    I'll pass on the cloak in any event, thanks.

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    1. Re:Invisibility Disadvantage by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Wonder Woman wouldn't have cared and Super Man didn't know, but man would that have sucked to be the Invisible Man.

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  39. I'm suspicious... by mea37 · · Score: 1

    For all the talk of cloaking technologies I hear around here, this is the first I've heard of this one. Sure, I'm not an expert in the field, but if this "took the world by storm" last year, I'm surprised no news stories ever reached me.

    Most suspicious, though, are the references to this as a technology for which practical devices have been built. The effect described in TFA is something you could see empirically if you had a working model; you don't need someone to draw a diagram showing the course of a light ray for that. Out of context, such a diagram seems quite useless really.

    So TFA talks about evolution of the idea into a practical device in a matter of months, and there's a link... but that just leads to another vague article that says two teams have built something, but doesn't show it. It, in turn, has external references to what might be academic papers... and after reading those abstracts I gave up.

    Sounds like a bunch of hype to drum up interest (funding?) in research. You've claimed there's a working device; indicate the scale on which it works, and show a video, complete with explanation of why this "fatal flaw" is or isn't obviously visible in the video, and then we'll talk.

    1. Re:I'm suspicious... by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this is just weird.

      One thought, (applicable if we lived an animated story-book universe), is that upon purchasing the technology and the people behind it, I would also be sure to purchase a team of people to make the invention disappear from public awareness. Then I would pay them extra to make themselves disappear as well. (The greatest victory of advertisers was making people believe that advertising doesn't work.)

      But that's only if we lived in an animated story-book universe.

      In the real universe, this technology was probably developed a long time ago, then ignored because it's clunky and stupid. When you can simply instruct people to not see what you don't want them to see, then who needs a cloak of invisibility? Controlling the minds of those doing the perceiving is infinitely more powerful, -and dastardly. There's something somewhat sporting about using an invisibility cloak, whereas mind control is just plain creepy, largely because after a certain point, it's puts the choice in the lap of the victim. Making your victim choose to be a victim is downright insidious.

      -FL

  40. There must be lots by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

    of circumstances where any viewpoint other than roughly straight on is impractical - for example looking at someone through a tunnel, or someone a long way off through a telescope where to get any viewpoint from a significantly different angle would take a lot of walking. Presumably it works just fine then.

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  41. TESTING??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So independent reseachers have now "discovered" that it doesn't work when you look at things at an angle.
    And the guys originally developing the cloak never even though of that???
    So much for testing your ideas...

  42. Not the only fatal flaw: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Throw dust or water on it. There, was that so hard? :)

  43. Reverse the polarity? by Tetsujin · · Score: 4, Funny

    What if we modify the phase variance?

    yeah, as long as we randomly modulate the shield frequencies, reverse the polarity of the heisenberg compensators, and amplify the transporter buffers... we should be good to go. Earl Grey tea never tasted so good.

    Now see here... If the polarity of anything is to be reversed, then clearly we should start with the neutron flow...

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  44. simple solution by Khashishi · · Score: 1

    rotating mirror mount?

  45. FIRST POST!!!1 by Kratisto · · Score: 1

    ... Although, if TFA is to be believed, it won't appear to be.

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    1. Re:FIRST POST!!!1 by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 1

      When viewed from an angle, your first post has a fatal flaw.

  46. Thermals... by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

    ... wouldn't these "invisibility cloaks" be easily defeated with thermal detection equipment?

  47. Displacement is still fatal. by Posting=!Working · · Score: 1

    The displacement isn't as useful as everyone thinks. Anything that is wider than it is tall will still get hit by any shot that's near center or to the correct side of the displacement, and some shots that would have missed will be hits. Actually anything whose height to width ratio is 4:3 or lower will still get hit. That covers a lot of the military equipment you'd want to hide - tanks, planes, ships, most buildings, most vehicles, anyone not standing up, etc.

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  48. Re:Thanks for what everyone already suspects or kn by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    I don't think anyone has ever thought or suspected that the 'invisibility cloaks' of today are in any way without flaws.

    I don't know. I mean, I haven't seen them, so clearly they're working...

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  49. Sounds like an SEP field by funkboy · · Score: 1

    "When viewed at an angle, the carpets don't hide objects at all."

    Sounds to me like a real-life SEP field...

  50. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they sold that technology to the monsters in Riddick's movie

  51. Video? Please? by RPG+Master · · Score: 1

    I've looked all over youtube and all I've found is rendered examples of how it bends the light.... I want to see how this works in real life!

    Best I've found: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeiFcJC7diA

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  52. Fatal Flaws don't make things useless. by tjstork · · Score: 1

    The point of any stealthy device is not evade detection forever, it is to evade detection long enough to achieve tactical surprise. It's a time making device, whereas enemy detection systems are time stealing devices. If you have an invisibility cloak with a bad vector, you can still develop a strategy to use it in a vector that is good. In fact, any Tom Clancy fan (I date myself), knows that this is how American stealth aircraft work. Its not just the technology, but the way it is used.

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  53. Not so much a carpet as a cloak by blair1q · · Score: 1

    or a curtain

    or a box

    or a "hey! look over there!"

    or a towel...

  54. Re:Soo, it's just like in Crysis ;-)) by ls671 · · Score: 1

    Yep you are right ! ;)

    In fact it is just like playing Crysis; It took me a while to understand why other on-line players in Crysis War could still see me (and shoot at me) when I was cloaked when all the IA animated Koreans in Crysis would do is say: "have you seen that?" without barely ever firing at me ;-))

    The fact is, you can see cloaked individuals, they are just much harder to see, especially if no shade is projected on the ground.

    See ? Fiction meets realty...

    If they can't make you totally invisible in a fictional game, how could we think it's doable in realty ? ;-))

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  55. I'll bite.... by mevets · · Score: 1

    What will the sniper see, looking out from behind this device. Unless the next HP book spawns a form of lightless vision, light transmitted by the target has to strike the eye of the sniper for the murder to occur. What happens to light when it strikes the imaginary carpet? It might be better to convince your victims to wear them, then they couldn't see you coming....

  56. well then. by Essequemodeia · · Score: 1

    I suppose we'll never see an invisibility cloak. **groan**

  57. I see what you did there by Snaller · · Score: 1

    And I wasn't supposed to, eh? ;)

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  58. relatively is relative by nazsco · · Score: 1

    "relatively easy to make" yet all we have is some lousy drawing.

  59. The answer is simple. Use 3d tech the prysm one. by BlackBloq · · Score: 1

    The problem is that the "cloak" is 2d. Use this tech to make it so.
    http://www.physorg.com/news188550483.html
    Then the viewer sees 3d invisible.

  60. Fatal flaw? by kurokame · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a small thermal exhaust port.

    Many Bothans died to bring us the information that farting while wearing an invisibility cloak will give away your location.

  61. uh.... by Michael+Kristopeit · · Score: 0
    from TFA

    Carpet cloaks are relatively easy to make because the dielectric material does not need to be specially constructed to steer light in special ways

    how is it a "flaw" to not have a feature it was designed to not have?

  62. I think it's time to give up... by Lord_of_the_nerf · · Score: 1

    ...and bend our collective will towards something useful like Boots of Speed or Gauntlets of Ogre Power.

  63. WOW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So they learned you can see the filament THROUGH the light-bulb? utterly amazing

  64. By Neruos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Duh? Invis cloaks is pure sci-fi, they do not exist in the real world. This flaw is one of like 100s that prevent invis cloaks like the one in harry potter from existing in the real world. Move on, try something else.

  65. Suckers! by vm146j2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You are falling right into the trap. Of course they want you to look at this cloak so that you don't notice the other one. The story is clearly part of a larger misdirection strategy. . .

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  66. Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just put another invisibility cloak over the displaced object

  67. Save the Ensigns! by maroberts · · Score: 1

    the law that for each hit a console must explode in a shower of sparks and send some ensign flying across the room is more immutable than the laws of refraction ;)

    Deploy a security team on the bridge.

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  68. Ships by maroberts · · Score: 1

    Your Harpoon and Cruise missiles are still relying on a direct hit to be a "ship killer". (Most) ships do not have significant levels of armour and a 1000lb projective containing HE and rocket fuel exploding within the penetrated hull is going to ruin everyones day.

    Same thing applies though, if it misses, it just goes "splash"

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  69. Simple answer by maroberts · · Score: 1

    Rotate the carpet cloak so the duplicate image is underground!

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  70. Let's start over. by brunokummel · · Score: 1

    What about looking for other projects ?

    I'm particularly fond of Instant Portable Holes rather than invisible cloaks.

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  71. displace into hideout ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sooo, does it mean that when standing beside a large rock, it will shift my image behind the rock ? :-)

  72. They just figured this out? by gravis777 · · Score: 1

    I skimmed both articles, and something bothers me. The line "when viewed from an angle of 45 degrees". Um, isn't that step two in determining if said cloak works? I mean, "Looks invisible for this angle, let's look at it from another angle to see if its still invisible".

    My guess is that they are not cloaking something that large. Measurements are given as "0.2 units" and "0.15 units". The original article stated that they were covering "a bump". My guess is that Harry Potter is not wodering around in one of these.

  73. Agreed. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure why this is even a "discovery." I thought it was very well known that existing "invisibility cloaks" only worked over one frequency of light, traveling in one direction.

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  74. Cartman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It helps if you wear burkenstocks.

  75. Cloak of Displacement! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMG!!!! I can finally ditch this crappy +1 Cloak of protection now...

  76. I discovered another flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  77. "Discovering" the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now a group at MIT has shown that isotropic carpet cloaks have a fatal flaw. When viewed at an angle, the carpets don't hide objects at all. Instead, they simply shift their position by about the same distance as they are high. So when viewed from an angle of 45 degrees, an object 0.2 units high is shifted to one side by a distance of 0.15 units, says the team. That's a serious limitation for carpet cloaks.

    Is that a joke ? What is the use of asking "a group at MIT" to "show" what is obvious even for a 12-years old ?