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Computer Competency Test For Non-IT Hires?

wto605 writes "As computers are used for more and more vital business functions, small businesses must have office employees who understand the dangers of, and how to recognize and avoid, malware, spam, and phishing. After having been stung by monthly virus cleanups (at $75 an hour) due to an otherwise competent office manager, my parents have realized they need to be aware of their employees' computer skills beyond the ability to type a letter in Microsoft Word (currently the closest thing they have to a test of computer competence). The problem is, as a small business, they have no IT expert who would be able to judge a potential employee's competency. I'm wondering if anyone knows of a good way to test these security/safety awareness skills, such as an online test, a set of questions, etc. I have already pointed them to Sonicwall's Spam and Phishing test, but it definitely does not cover all of the issues facing computer users."

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  1. Anybody can have a bad day by topham · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Anybody can have a bad day.

    Just because someone is competent with a computer doesn't mean they can't be the vector for an infection. If you start with that premise you'll realize how completely futile it is. What you need instead is a tutorial program to reduce risks. Things they should and shouldn't do, etc.

    And proper anti-virus processes and procedures.

    1. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by MBCook · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Right, but computers can be dangerous tools. You are expected to prove some basic competency before you are licensed to drive. Same thing with operating heavy machinery.

      If you don't know what you're doing, you can cause a lot of harm. If you send out a message to a ton of clients and use CC instead of BCC.... you are in deep trouble. You're right that anyone could accidentally do that, but you should make sure they know that in the first place.

      I don't see any problem with some basic competency stuff. A little anti-phishing, some basic tasks in an email client, etc. If a job requires knowledge of how to use a computer, the applicants should know how to use a computer.

      If they don't? You could not hire them, or you could train them.

      Seems pretty reasonable to me. If you hire them and it turns out they don't know what they are doing, you can lose money directly (like the above), or indirectly (as they spend a day or two to do a simple task before you find out they didn't know what they were doing).

      I know that there are some things that I would like on the test. It drives me nuts how many people don't know how to send screenshots around. When you get a piece of text on a web page you want me to know about, just send me the text. I don't want a screenshot of the text. I really don't want a word document with a screenshot of the text. I don't want it internally, and I don't want clients/partners seeing that. I'd rather spend the 5 minutes to teach them how to do it correctly.

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    2. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 4, Funny

      Please answer all of these questions with a 'Yes' or 'No':
      Are you familiar with Windows? (Yes / No)
      Is Linux a computer operating system, a breed of penguins or some guy from Europe? (Yes / No)
      When was the last time you rebooted your computer? (Yes / No)
      Have you ever had a password you wouldn't share? (Yes / No)
      Do you know enough about computer security not to watch porn at work unless it's at lunch or a boring meeting? (Yes / No)
      What is the name of your first pet, the town you grew up in or your elementary school? (Yes / No)
      Do you post on Slashdot? (Yes / No)

      Your hired!

    3. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Basic training and locking down the PCs is the way to go.

      Don't let the users run as administrators, and most of the infection problems will go away. From there, teach them how to deal with spam email and how to recognize fake antivirus and other phishing scams.

      Once the users are kept from shooting themselves in the foot (restricted rights), and are taught why they shouldn't point the gun at their foot in the first place, things should improve dramatically.

    4. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've never had any of my computers, running Mac/Windows infected by anything that I know of, I don't use any sort of protection either. However, I know many people with more protection than me who get viruses because they don't know what they're doing.

      Sure I could get a virus. However, my friend who torrented an antivirus package to get rid of a virus he got from another torrent is still much more of a security risk than I'll ever be.

    5. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by countertrolling · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you send out a message to a ton of clients and use CC instead of BCC.... you are in deep trouble.

      Not even nearly as harmful as a crane falling on your head, or some old fart running you down because he hit the gas instead of the brakes. It's not that users aren't ready for computers, it's that computers aren't ready for the users. Cars weren't either until at least the 30s or 40s

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    6. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Sure it's futile, but it doesn't have to be a royal PITA in the process. Proper education of your employees should always be your first line of defense, followed by network, server, and workstations anti-virus protection. In the event of an infection, it should be rare and isolated.

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      Life is not for the lazy.
    7. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      Sure, you have to scan your desk too.

    8. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by ls671 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      When working for big corporations, I often have to pass a "computer security and privacy awareness test". It is usually implemented through a web interface with simple radio button forms (multiple choices) and I have to pass it before I can get any access to their systems.

      Trust me, you really do not have to be a techie to pass it but you must know basic principles about internet security and privacy issues, confidentiality and security levels etc.

      The solution seems simple enough; just get a template for one of these tests that pretty much look alike in any big corporation. Such standard tests but be available through the internet.

      Have the candidates pass the test. Also, state strict sanctions for mistakes with regards to not following those basic guidelines and make them clear right from the start, preferably as part of the test. Candidates get the idea that you do not fool around with these topics.

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    9. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by endus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Excellent point.

      I think you can probably make a case for users needing to be competent to avoid phishing attacks...because the impact can be so damaging and there is no real way to prevent them...but in all other aspects maintaining a good security posture really is more the responsibility of the IT staff. In the end, something is going to test your defenses. Most of the viruses we see at my very large enterprise spread via the network. You get one user who makes a wrong click and BAM every single one of your small office's unpatched computers are infected. You're never going to get staff that is incapable of making those types of mistakes...even IT staff make them from time to time.

      I don't disagree that users should be encouraged to be more computer literate and security aware...regardless of your budget and your staffing there are aspects of security which will come down to user decisions and there is nothing you can do about it. I have been an advocate for training and modifying the culture of my organization to try and instill at least SOME basic level of security awareness. Nurses who don't want to have a password on their computer because its too hard to remember...well...too bad. Start remembering a password or start touching up your resume is what I say. It's just part of the commitment a business needs to make when embracing IT as a part of it's business. However with things like viruses, spam, malware...it's always going to get through no matter what you do. The question is whether your infrastructure is ready for it.

    10. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Funny

      Rule # 1 - the source of the problem is ALWAYS sitting between some keyboard and chair somewhere. Find that person!!!

    11. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by HamSammy · · Score: 1

      *facepalm*

    12. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Anybody can have a bad day.

      That's what the SEC lawyers said after someone did a review of the firewall logs.

      Was this it?

    13. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by topperharley122 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do you realize that almost half of the questions on this Yes/No questionnaire are not Yes/No questions? (Yes/No)

    14. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by topperharley122 · · Score: 1

      Unless you are the state of Michigan and spend 2 years re-designing the welfare program software for the entire state, only to find out that 90% of your employees who've been using the previous software, a DOS program from the 70's, don't even know how to use a mouse. When retraining your entire staff to use basic computer functions costs more than a 2 year IT project, it might be time to talk to HR.

    15. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by mpe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't let the users run as administrators, and most of the infection problems will go away.

      In many cases this is an issue more relevent to clueless developers together with clueless vendor support...

    16. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Like they do with driver's licenses, and truck licenses, and nuclear power plant licenses, and fishing licenses and all those other licenses that are misused to create a caste society, right?

      Given how driver's licenses have morphed into ID requirements for all kinds of non-driving tasks and things like fishing licenses are about revenue generations rather than anything else - even your other examples are about control and regulation of business - I think you've demonstrated the guy's point.

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      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    17. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      In some (extreme) cases someone failing to use BCC instead of CC could cost a company just as much...

      Who the hell cares? I sure don't. Human life trumps money or reputation any day of the week. But then I'm probably in the minority on that one.

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      For justice, we must go to Don Corleone
    18. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by the_womble · · Score: 1

      They need an IT person to come in and lock it down tightly so damage is contained. The office manager was running as admin, right? Of course they will have to pay (unless you oblige), but it is a one off, and its either that or the viruses.

      Oh, and use Linux. Windows is fine in a corporate environment where you have an IT department to look after all this, but for home (non-gaming) and small business (unless there is Windows only industry vertical software you need) it is much better to use something that does not need on-going maintenance: you can get someone to install it and then rely on it carrying on working.

    19. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You quoted the parent, but didn't quote the part you were actually responding to. What did you think was going to happen?!? I followed you, but you can't expect every idiot with mod-points follow a thread unless you really spell it out for them.

    20. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by Yvanhoe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anyone can be fired for a bad day.

      There is a big difference between making one single mistake and having a risky attitude. This is especially true for people who are at a hierarchical higher level than the IT people in charge of the security.

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    21. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Your post:

      Just because someone is competent with a computer doesn't mean they can't be the vector for an infection.

      From the summary:

      they have no IT expert who would be able to judge a potential employee's competency. I'm wondering if anyone knows of a good way to test these security/safety awareness skills

      That does NOT deserve a +5 Insightful rating, mods. I don't actually see how that post could have been any less Insightful.

      I would recommend they try this:
      On the application, or perhaps on a short written "test" during an interview, ask them some questions like "do you use a gmail, yahoo, aol, etc. email account? If so, please provide user ID and login information here:____" Do the same for social networking sites like facebook, news aggregate sites like Slashdot, etc.

      Any applicant who gives you ANY login or password information, toss their application in the shredder and ask them to leave.
      Any applicant who turns in the paper with blank or smartass comments, call back for a 2nd interview.
      Any applicant who actually tells you, on the spot, that it's none of your business & you can fuck right off, you should offer them the job on the spot.

    22. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Do you work for the Home Land Security department?

    23. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by Zumbs · · Score: 1

      If I say Yes, do I get the job?

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      The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head
    24. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by 0ld_d0g · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude.. my mom makes her presentations in excel !

    25. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by berzerke · · Score: 1

      Human life trumps money or reputation any day of the week. But then I'm probably in the minority on that one.

      No, you're not in the minority. It's just that you're not a lawyer or corporation. You're a human being.

    26. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sorry, it reduces your exposure, ever so slightly, but isn't enough. (I've done security for large and small companies, intrusion detection, malware, worms, etc. Research, decompiling the little buggers, etc.) I worked for one security company (a major one) in which *they* managed to catch a worm that reamed a chunk of engineering (by the nature of their development, the engineers could not run all the anti-bad stuff software on their many of their dev systems.) The worm got in when a marketing guy connected through a VPN to update his security software. Turns out IT didn't have the DMZ for that as tight as they thought. At another site, with more security software than most companies have, a worm managed to ream out the CEOs machine. He turned it on earlier than the AV company released its sigs. It got on to his machine from the chairman of the board (who's machines we didn't control). However, properly preparing the whole network in advance kept the worm on his machine and allowed IT to flash the system all the way down to the firmwares and BIOS, bringing him back up in 20 minutes to where he was immediately before the worm hit him. We later took the worm apart and see how it worked. It was interesting; clever but not brilliantly so.

      There is simply no substitute for a well setup environment. It's a matter of preparing to mitigatie the damage that *will* happen.

      All the IDS, Firewalls, user training, AV and anything else will not prevent you from catching something bad. Just setup everything to deal with it.

      I'm really surprised no one has offered insurance for this stuff. Just like in real life, you *will* catch something and it *will* make your systems "sick". And you *will* have to pay someone to fix them.

      Maybe the insurance could cost less if you engage in preventative healthcare from a reputable professional. Of course, they'd have to carry malpractice insurance, like doctors. The company would off-load some of their risk to the insurance company who would off-load some of their risk to trained professionals.

      Anyway, a company should never be using a tool that can easily, through normal usage, cause that much damage. Those are poorly implemented tools.

    27. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by Targon · · Score: 1

      PEBKAC=Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair.

      That has been in use for a long time, but many are not familiar with it.

    28. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by Col.+Panic · · Score: 1

      yes but when someone who supposedly works in IT launches kournikova.jpg.vbs i want to stake them to an anthill

      ask me why

    29. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      If you don't know what you're doing, you can cause a lot of harm. If you send out a message to a ton of clients and use CC instead of BCC....

      And another favorite: Idiot doing a reply-all to a Mail that was Bcc'ed to him... (with the result that now all the others in Cc: and To: know about him being Bcc'ed...)

      I know that there are some things that I would like on the test. It drives me nuts how many people don't know how to send screenshots around.

      Indeed, the answer can be summed in 3 words: "not at all".

      When you get a piece of text on a web page you want me to know about, just send me the text. I don't want a screenshot of the text.

      And some idiots even manage to send a screenshot of a partially obscured error message. How useful is that? Had they just copy-pasted the text, it would have been complete.

      But part of the "screenshot" problem is that so many helpdesks actually ask for them, even where it doesn't make any sense at all (such as "your website is very slow", answer: "could you send me a screenshot?")

    30. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Do you realize that almost half of the questions on this Yes/No questionnaire are not Yes/No questions? (Yes/No)

      wooooosh!

    31. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by jp10558 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don't let the users run as administrators, and most of the infection problems will go away
      I wish. This used to be the case, but most of the FakeAV stuff can run and infect fine in a user context. Sure, you can blow the user account away and you're clean, but still, doing that several times a week because yet another infected ad on CNN or whatever hosed their profile, even through Firefox, even with ad-blocking at the squid proxy, is a PITA.

      Sure, non-admin means less re-images, but it isn't stopping many of the dangerous attack vectors (zeus etc).

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    32. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      And another favorite: Idiot doing a reply-all to a Mail that was Bcc'ed to him... (with the result that now all the others in Cc: and To: know about him being Bcc'ed...)

      Without resorting to rules written by the user, are there any e-mail clients that give the user a very solid notification that some e-mail address that doesn't end up at them is not in the "To:" or "Cc:" fields?

      Remember that "To:", "Cc:", and "BCC" (not really a header field) are handled by merely placing the address in the envelope and sending the text of the e-mail, and the text just happens to contain the "To:" and "Cc:" fields.

    33. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by camperdave · · Score: 1

      There are not very many error messages that you can copy/paste the text from. So, barring a screenshot, you'd have to get the user to actually type in the error message.

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    34. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Without resorting to rules written by the user, are there any e-mail clients that give the user a very solid notification that some e-mail address that doesn't end up at them is not in the "To:" or "Cc:" fields?

      Not so easy, as any mail sent to a (mailman or majordomo) mailing list would look the same (user neither in To:, nor in Cc:), and we wouldn't want to put up a noisy warning just for replying to a mailing list message...

      Or maybe lists could be identified in a different way? Sometimes Thunderbird shows a "reply to list" button, so how does it find out?

      In that case, the rule would be "if user neither in To: nor in Cc:, and if it is not a list either, loudly warn when attempting to reply"

    35. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      Actually, in most cases, you can copy/paste the error text just fine. Especially with Web applications.

      And for any thing dependant on time, or on a long series of actions, screenshots don't make sense anyways.

    36. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by DWRECK18 · · Score: 1

      I would have to agree with the OP, I have seen many IT "Experts" get viruses and malware. It can happen to anybody. What should be done as is done in the military is to create an awareness course of the do's and dont's of computer security. Then from there depending on the willingness also offer some form of tutorial on Office Programs or any other program they may be using.

    37. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by BVis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then they should LEARN what BCC and CC are, or they can get a new fucking job. This is not rocket science. It takes approximately ten seconds to thoroughly learn the difference. Asking this of someone with an eighth grade education is not unreasonable.

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      Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
    38. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by silverglade00 · · Score: 1

      I followed you, but you can't expect every idiot with mod-points follow a thread unless you really spell it out for them.

      There should really be a test for that too. It's almost as dangerous as operating heavy machinery! *wink*

    39. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      If you don't know what you're doing, you can cause a lot of harm. If you send out a message to a ton of clients and use CC instead of BCC.... you are in deep trouble.

      You know the BCC list can still be intercepted at the recipient's server, right? The only secure way to email a group of people is to send individual emails (using an app that automates it of course).

      http://www.livinginternet.com/e/ea_bcc.htm

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    40. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by crashumbc · · Score: 2, Informative

      Although I'll get slammed for posting on lindot

      MOST small businesses use software that runs on windows...

      Quickbooks
      POS software
      most off the shelf inventory systems...

      finding someone to convert,maintain,train them in use of Linux alternatives is not cost effective...

    41. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

      You could make a really mean and nasty test.
      Welcome to the Internet Security test. In order to get started would you please provide your name and social.

      1: Open Outlook and mail your login credentials to your supervisor so that he/she can verify your access.
      2: ...

    42. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Security is everybodies job.

    43. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

      No, all these licenses simply prevent people who shouldn't be doing things from doing them. I don't see how this creates a tiered social class structure at all, unless you consider truckers to be better than you because they have a license you could get with proper training.

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      When you're afraid to download music illegally in your own home, then the terrorists have won!
    44. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by Splab · · Score: 1

      We just got a new receptionist and she is totally blank, no way she can do any harm, just learned how to make @ and cp+paste.

      The real trouble starts when a user knows just enough to connect the dots, but not the avalance of trouble heading their way.

    45. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by topham · · Score: 1

      The point is, regardless of any test you put a potential employee through the risk itself still exists.

      The statement that they don't have an IT expert is the start of the problem. Hire an outside firm to evaluate your IT processes. Evaluate your risks and devise a strategy to mitigate those risks. Yes; you should know that the employees you hire can make rational decisions in regards to phishing emails, etc, but that is not enough in itself. 1 wrong move and you are in precisely the same position you were previously.

      Is any anti-virus software installed? Anti-spyware?
      Is the network firewalled?
      Is incoming email filtered for viruses? Spam? Phishing email?

      In the event of a breach, are there any steps which have been taken to mitigate the damage such a breach can cause?

    46. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      No, all these licenses simply prevent people who shouldn't be doing things from doing them.

      As long as you refuse to see what's right in front of you can believe anything with a clear conscience.

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      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    47. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry that I don't think 12 year old should have the legal right to drive semi-trucks and open their own nuclear power plants?

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    48. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry that I don't think 12 year old should have the legal right to drive semi-trucks and open their own nuclear power plants?

      I don't know, are you?

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      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    49. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

      No, I'm not. I'm just trying to be polite and give you an opportunity to explain your extremely bizarre concern for the freedom to be totally irresponsible and unsafe.

      A license for operating a computer is no different from one for operating a car, and the financial damage one can do to themselves or others is very similar. After correcting for the likelihood of said damage, I'd say access to the internet can probably be less financially safe.

      The only possible exception in equating the two systems is that some countries now consider internet access a human right. It is not considered such in the US, so that argument is inapplicable here.

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    50. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by ajlisows · · Score: 1

      You quoted the parent, but didn't quote the part you were actually responding to. What did you think was going to happen?!? I followed you, but you can't expect every idiot with mod-points follow a thread unless you really spell it out for them.

      I'm so confused. What are you talking about? What's a thread? Fuck it, I'm modding you down.

    51. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      You know the BCC list can still be intercepted at the recipient's server, right?

      Not if the sender is well-behaved:

      In the first case, when a message containing a "Bcc:" field is prepared to be sent, the "Bcc:" line is removed even though all of the recipients (including those specified in the "Bcc:" field) are sent a copy of the message. In the second case, recipients specified in the "To:" and "Cc:" lines each are sent a copy of the message with the "Bcc:" line removed as above, but the recipients on the "Bcc:" line get a separate copy of the message containing a "Bcc:" line. (When there are multiple recipient addresses in the "Bcc:" field, some implementations actually send a separate copy of the message to each recipient with a "Bcc:" containing only the address of that particular recipient.)

      Also:

      Each recipient address from a TO, CC, or BCC header field SHOULD be copied to a RCPT command (generating multiple message copies if that is required for queuing or delivery). This includes any addresses listed in a RFC 822 "group". Any BCC fields SHOULD then be removed from the headers.

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    52. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      Ok, troll/flamebait/overrated. The offtopic mod showed a real comprehension problem. But yeah, some people are too lazy to make even a feeble effort see the context the message is wrapped in (?)

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      For justice, we must go to Don Corleone
    53. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      No, I'm not. I'm just trying to be polite and give you an opportunity to explain your extremely bizarre concern for the freedom to be totally irresponsible and unsafe.

      Actually you:
      a) Made a typo and ended your statement with a question mark.
      b) Are projecting your understanding of the absolute best possible use of licensing to be how licensing is implemented in the USA today.

      Re (a) learn to laugh at yourself.
      Re (b) FALSE

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      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    54. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

      The question mark wasn't a typo. You may find it to be a common rhetorical device used in spoken American English. I apologize if that was unclear.

      Please provide an example of how the implementation of licensing today is creating second class citizens or some other kind of caste society. If this is in fact the case, then I will stand firmly on your side of the issue.

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      When you're afraid to download music illegally in your own home, then the terrorists have won!
    55. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by FlyMysticalDJ · · Score: 1

      I understand where you're coming from, and I doubt that a simple BCC/CC mistake could cause too much personal damage, but I've heard stories of big corporations accidentally releasing large amounts of customer data, even social security numbers at times. At that point all though no human life is lost, it hurts the lives of many people. And that whole loss of money and reputation just adds insult to injury.

    56. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by fbjon · · Score: 1

      No no, the problem is finding the right chair and keyboard that hold the culprit.

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      True confidence comes not from realising you are as good as your peers, but that your peers are as bad as you are.
    57. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      The question mark wasn't a typo. You may find it to be a common rhetorical device used in spoken American English. I apologize if that was unclear.

      Not a typo, then it was a deliberate grammatical error, it is certainly not a 'common rhetorical device' in spoken english because applying the rising intonation commonly associated with a question mark to an accusative statement only makes the speaker sound uneducated rather than indicate some sort of intent. Even funnier though.

      Please provide an example of how the implementation of licensing today is creating second class citizens or some other kind of caste society. If this is in fact the case, then I will stand firmly on your side of the issue.

      Have you tried to buy liquor in a state like Massachusetts in the last decade?
      Many liquor stores will not sell you liquor unless they scan the bar code on the back of your license.
      Simply looking at it is not sufficient.
      The ubiquity of driver's licenses has made it difficult to buy liquor with an alternate form of age verification that doesn't give up a person's privacy.
      That's a segmentation of the population into those with privilege and those without that has absolutely nothing to do with the stated intent of the license.

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    58. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to go further into your "grammar" issue as it is not relevant.

      As for your single, anecdotal example, that isn't creating second class citizens because people are unable to meet certain criteria or are willfully and maliciously denied licenses. That's people who actively chose not to meet the requirements of a private seller, and were denied access to their private goods. Maybe you should take your business elsewhere.

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    59. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to go further into your "grammar" issue as it is not relevant.

      Actually I think it is MORE relevant - your handling of an obviously trivial error suggests a mindset ruled by the id. Based on that reaction alone I predicted your response to the central argument. You followed form exactly - in the face of a simple and direct example you added contortions and weasel words to your previously simple and clear requirements.

      As for your single, anecdotal example, that isn't creating second class citizens because people are unable to meet certain criteria or are willfully and maliciously denied licenses. That's people who actively chose not to meet the requirements of a private seller, and were denied access to their private goods. Maybe you should take your business elsewhere.

      Who said it was anecdotal? In fact, my wording was pretty specifically not anecdotal - the practice is widespread. And since when do private businesses not enforce castes? Hell, in India and other places it is all about the private businesses doing it with the tacit support of the government - malicious and willful are certain not requirements. Just like the way drivers licenses have become mandatory wide-spread centralized ids with the tacit support of the government.

      But, here's another one for you to contort - hunting, fishing and boating licenses are purely revenue driven. Its not like passing a safety class is a common requirement in order to get any of them and only in rare circumstances are they used to limit ecological impact. If you have the money to spend you get the privilege as doled out by the governemnt. If you don't, you are specifically denied access to a public resource.

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    60. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

      I chose not to argue because it is irrelevant. I am choosing to extend that to the remainder of your talking points. I'm sorry, but I'm really done here. Allow me to forward you to a place better suiting your needs.

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    61. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      The problem is that we give to much power to data, particularly computer data. Too many regard it as infallible. Another big problem the concept of a general, do-all machine that we try to make computers into. It's like using a combination tractor-trailer/backhoe/airplane/boat to take the wife and kids to church. Let's break them down into specialized appliances. If you remember how the old factories worked, they had one big, giant motor drive the the whole works. Later they found it much better to give each tool its own portable power source. Doing the same for computers might make them much more trustworthy and reliable. You know who's coming close to that? Apple. They have always been the most appliance like. Everybody's complaining about the iPad's limitations. Well that may just be what is needed. Let's consider it as an appliance instead of a "computer".

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    62. Re:Anybody can have a bad day by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      Or maybe lists could be identified in a different way? Sometimes Thunderbird shows a "reply to list" button, so how does it find out?

      Most list software adds extra headers that can be used identify the actual original recipient (i.e., the list address) and the end recipient, along with a lot of other useful information.

      I still use Pegasus Mail (although I'm starting to look for a more modern replacement that has the power and the security), and my rules for filtering "not-directly-to-me" e-mail work pretty well. But, they're still add-on rules, and I don't know of any e-mail client that has similar ones out-of-the-box.

  2. racist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    competency tests are all racist. they only seek to restrict minorities. you cannot legally require these - the courts have ruled. live with it, right wing tea bagger.

    1. Re:racist by Vectormatic · · Score: 1

      i hope that funny mod is what you were going for, because if competency is no longer a legal step in hiring people, i dont want to be subjected to any american employees

      maybe my humor-o-meter if broken, but that post really scared the shit out of me

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    2. Re:racist by Rigrig · · Score: 3, Funny

      Are you saying incompetent people are no longer the majority?

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    3. Re:racist by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 1

      competency tests are all racist. they only seek to restrict minorities. you cannot legally require these - the courts have ruled. live with it, right wing tea bagger.

      I didn't know idiocy was a race. I thought it was a good thing to restrict the idiots, regardless of their legal status.

  3. Simpler solution... by demonlapin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why offer general internet access from office PCs anyway? Lock them down tight. If you want to be nice, have an unlocked PC or two with a completely separate Internet connection that can be used during break times for any minor personal details - checking personal email, reserving plane tickets, etc.

    1. Re:Simpler solution... by assemblyronin · · Score: 1

      There are more attack vectors than just web traffic.

      They'll need decent e-mail spam/virus filters, and physically disconnect USB drive access to their machines (people plugging in their dirty USB sticks).

    2. Re:Simpler solution... by biryokumaru · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Taking that a step further, they could sandbox all internet apps into a VM, and just wipe that if it gets virus-y.

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    3. Re:Simpler solution... by Darkness404 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because people are generally more productive when they don't have things on their mind? I know for sure that if I have my personal e-mail/social networking sites/phone out I don't have to worry about missing important events, etc. and generally I'm more productive. I don't check it every 5 minutes or anything but it does help to allow me to focus without thinking about what I could be missing. Without the ability to check personal things, generally my mind tends to wander to them and I lose focus on work. I guess I'm just a tasklist type of person, I want to be -done- with everything, to be up-to-date on my e-mails, etc. Some people aren't. Some people would spend all day on Facebook and get nothing done, some people's minds just don't wander to other tasks, but in general mine does. If my work decided to block all the outside internet, I have little doubt my productivity would suffer because my mind would constantly be elsewhere.

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    4. Re:Simpler solution... by redmid17 · · Score: 2
      Well beyond the fact you need to tighten the comps down, there are very legitimate reasons to have web access at work. In fact a new Australian study thinks it actually raises productivity.

      http://uninews.unimelb.edu.au/news/5750/

    5. Re:Simpler solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh sure, while you sit in the back playing games and watch Hulu all day... Screw you. I worked in an office where the computers were "locked down tight" for a few months.

      "How many ounces are in a liter?"
      "Just a sec while I Google it. Oh wait, I can't. Give me fifteen minutes to walk over to the factory and physically find a 1L bottle so that I can look at the fucking label."

      If I wanted to protect all of the fleet vehicles from damage all I had to do was throw away the keys. But that would be about as stupid and lazy as your locking down the internet connection. It's 2010, do your job, do it well and stop acting like the non IT employees are a bunch of chimps.

    6. Re:Simpler solution... by aoteoroa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In an age where many suppliers use web applications that our employees need to place orders, research part specifications and more blocking the web isn't very feasible, and white lists are way too much work compared to occasionally re-imaging a drive. However ever since we put in IPCop to track web usage the number of viruses and other malware decreased significantly. But it could be just a coincidence.

    7. Re:Simpler solution... by demonlapin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I work at a hospital. The computers that are on the network on which sensitive data is passed have whitelist Internet access to a tiny handful of sites. There is also a public wifi network that is basically open to anything but porn/warez sites which anyone can attach to. You're welcome to connect your smartphone or laptop to it.

      It's not about controlling the employees, which I agree is counterproductive. It's about protecting the corporate information. 90% of my Internet usage at work is personal and has no business being done on computers that might contain patient information. That doesn't mean I spend all day surfing rather than working; it just means I need to separate the two.

    8. Re:Simpler solution... by DigitAl56K · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You'd make the kind of admin I despise.

      Maybe because people like to listen to streaming music while they work. Maybe because people like to do research online while they work. Maybe IM is a useful form of communication. Maybe you want to research your clients or competition or do SEO or some graphics tutorials or download an editor for something yada yada yada. Don't hire total noobs, do your job of installing the latest updates, run some anti-virus (insert McAfee joke here), and have an understood IT policy - understood meaning people understand your concerns, not just "the rules". You can never have perfect security, but you can have reasonable security without being an ass about it. You can also have a backup plan, like backing up documents on a schedule to a safe(r) system and having a disc image to recover a system from reasonably quickly.

      Yours is an office I wouldn't work in, and maybe there is something to say for self-selection of the people that would.

    9. Re:Simpler solution... by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Depending on where you work, it might be a good idea to lock down most of the computers. A hospital or doctor's patient information shouldn't be on machines with free-for-all internet access, as someone mentioned above. The problem here isn't "loss of data". It's "anyone who isn't authorized seeing nearly any portion of the data", which is a much harder thing to do when everyone has access to email, Google and every bit of snoopware that comes with that.

    10. Re:Simpler solution... by demonlapin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sorry. I should have been clearer. This is obviously a really small business (a $75/hr consultant makes a difference to them) that faces a difficult situation because of one otherwise exemplary employee. Set up a network with all the sensitive data on it that is locked down tighter than a nunnery and a network that's not so tightly managed that allows internet access. Problem solved.

      I work in a large hospital. If you log in as a generic user - typical for most stations, because anybody can wake it up from the screensaver - you get no Internet access. If you log in as yourself, making tracking (and disciplinary action) possible, you can go to any non-porn/warez/etc site. It's no serious imposition on people who work in one place, and it keeps the infections down.

    11. Re:Simpler solution... by demonlapin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then use your phone. I use my smartphone at work for exactly those reasons - there are a lot of conversations I have that are none of my employer's business.

    12. Re:Simpler solution... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      "Don't run as admin" *is* simple and will prevent most malware/infections.

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    13. Re:Simpler solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It truly has become bizzaro world. You need constant access to distractions to not be distracted. And I believe you.

    14. Re:Simpler solution... by demonlapin · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I'm not IT.

    15. Re:Simpler solution... by KahabutDieDrake · · Score: 4, Informative

      It speaks volumes that your point of view is effectively, "I work better when I'm slightly less focused on my personal stuff". Has it occurred to you to try focusing on your work, when it's work time, and leave your personal issues at the door? I know this isn't a popular opinion around here, but your email, facebook and txt messages can wait until you aren't being paid for your time. If they can't, then you have a problem, and you should get counseling, OR you need to take a furlough from work and get your life in order.

      While it's great that modern systems can keep us up to date on the latest and greatest events around us, it's nothing more than a distraction most of the time, and it is almost NEVER serious business.

    16. Re:Simpler solution... by thesandtiger · · Score: 4, Funny

      I love admins like you. I work for a university and our individual desktop machines were - until the policy was changed - "locked down tight" as you say.

      So my group spent a week harassing IT by constantly sending emails to them - and to the relevant department heads - asking them to google stuff for us, print it out, and deliver it. We had them over at least 3-4 times a day to install software we wanted to test out. We called them about every. Single. Issue. We could come up with.

      Five days of this and we were given admin privileges, the net-nanny software was removed, and the admin who came up with the "lock it down tight" policy was sent on to greener pastures because, after all, the purpose of computers in the workplace is to get work done, not to just avoid getting them infected with malware.

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    17. Re:Simpler solution... by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      You're totally in the clear. Universities with - let's be insanely conservative here - 1000 users are just like 5-employee firms.

    18. Re:Simpler solution... by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      And forgive the self reply, but there were other circumstances leading up to this - the guy was a complete martinet, a very stereotypical misanthrope who seemed to be more interested in denying services than in helping people do their work. This was just the last straw.

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    19. Re:Simpler solution... by kklein · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I know this isn't a popular opinion around here, but your email, facebook and txt messages can wait until you aren't being paid for your time.

      Grownups aren't paid for their time; they're paid for their results. I'm sorry to hear that you still work at McDonald's.

    20. Re:Simpler solution... by KahabutDieDrake · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Professionals are paid for their time. Period. You can slice it however you want, but almost no one works piece meal. Most of those that do are VERY far down the skill ladders.

      It was a nice try to slander me with accusations of working for McDonalds. Last time I checked, their POS terminals don't allow the user to initiate a web browser (or any other software).

      Wether salary, or hourly, you are being paid for your time. Surely the result are what count (mostly), but there is usually an implicit agreement of a certain block of time, on certain days. If you can't abide the agreement, then you shouldn't make it. However, if you convinced someone to pay you salary, and then just do as you please, that's great. But it's not a career, kiddo.

    21. Re:Simpler solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In my experience as IT support, non IT people ARE basically chimps with computers. Its like giving the keys to a Dodge Viper to a 12 year old thats played Grand Theft Auto....the results arent pretty.

    22. Re:Simpler solution... by KingKaneOfNod · · Score: 1

      Or even better, just get rid of the computers! There, problem solved.

    23. Re:Simpler solution... by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      Your dependence on utterly useless and rampant societal time-sucks like Facebook and Twitter depresses me greatly. I wonder if we could have already achieved monumentally great things in biology, science, and space travel if not for these wasteful uses of our technology and time.

      The transition of the personal computer from a productive tool to a frivolous waste of time has been one of the saddest phenomenon I have had to witness over the last 10 years.

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    24. Re:Simpler solution... by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      If you could convince people to do those things on the internet without getting sidetracked onto facebook or some social media site which has absolutely no productivity value, then please do. I'm sure we'd all appreciate it. The fact is, people are far too dependent on those things and feel like they're being left out if they can't check on them every few minutes. The fact is, if you're at work, you SHOULD be left out - at least until you finish work.

      I propose instead of blocking internet, we have an application for office computers which essentially keep track of internet activity on the employee's computer. If the employee is hourly, they should essentially be 'punched out' from work during any time they spend on social sites, forums, etc. Anything the company deems to be non-work-related. If the employee is not hourly, then deduct a prorated amount from their salary based on the time they spend screwing around each month. I would imagine as soon as the person gets that first paycheck showing how much they were docked for all the time they spent on myspace instead of working, that they will reorganize their priorities a little. Understandably you'd leave things like internet radio sites and business-necessary sites off the list. There's a slight potential for abuse, but in what company is there absolutely no way for employers to screw employees? That seems like a right all companies have, from my experience.

      If you NEED to be connected to those time wasting sites so badly it can't wait, I believe that's what they're calling Internet Addiction these days.

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    25. Re:Simpler solution... by TouchAndGo · · Score: 1

      Attitudes like this are why SEC higher ups think spending 8 hours a day downloading porn at work is acceptable.

    26. Re:Simpler solution... by Andrew916 · · Score: 1

      You're probably the customer who has his streaming music playing in the background when he's calling support to ask, "Is there anything wrong with the system? It seems really slow." Quite frankly, and I'm speaking on behalf of just about all IT people, we don't care what you do with the internet connection so long as what you are doing with it does not interfere with everyone's jobs. As soon as someone uses the IT department as an excuse for why they didn't get whatever accomplished, the network gets locked down.

    27. Re:Simpler solution... by thesandtiger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You can set different policies for different kinds of users. Users who are in the psychology department and who do sex research *probably* shouldn't be barred from going to websites the net-nanny software calls "sexual or adult content" while people who work in the university accounting office *probably* should. Someone who doesn't work in IT but who's job requires installing and trying out 2-3 bits of software on an average day to see if it's useful for research should *probably* not have their ability to install software on a sandbox computer restricted, while someone who works with very sensitive records in the hospital patient records office probably shouldn't be given the keys to the kingdom. Regardless of whether or not the workplace has 5 or 50,000 (as there are at my university, including students) users, there are usually going to be a fairly limited number of groups people will fall into.

      Computers in the workplace are to get work done, not to be the private fiefdom of some control-freak. I don't, actually, care if keeping my computer locked down so I am continually inconvenienced because I can't install software myself or go to websites I need to visit reduces the burden on IT. I'm an educator and a researcher at a university; the purpose of the university is to educate people and do research, not maintain good computers. My needs trump theirs, to put it bluntly, so they need to get the hell out of my way and let me work.

      I probably sound like a complete bitch, but the fact of the matter is, I don't enjoy wasting my time or my student's money sitting around with my thumb up my ass because some nitwit admin has decided that he can't be bothered to learn how to do his job well.

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    28. Re:Simpler solution... by b4k3d+b34nz · · Score: 1

      Well, it speaks volumes that you believe that human beings, who are the most generalized species in the world, should sit down, shut up, and do a narrow-minded--regardless of how brain-intensive your job--set of tasks for something like 8-12 hours per day consecutively. If you have a job where you're required to use that stuff between your ears, it's better to take breaks, stop focusing, and think about other things in life once in a short while.

      Why should I have to compartmentalize my entire personal life and shove it in a corner? Who says that work is priority #1? That's an unhealthy viewpoint, and one that's likely to turn you into a scrooge.

      Leaving your personal issues at the door is about as ridiculous as saying you're not going to be thinking about work over the weekend or on your drive home. Clearly there's overlap in all sorts of areas in your life.

      You're too extreme the other way.

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    29. Re:Simpler solution... by JonJ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Professionals are paid for their time. Period.

      I don't know how you work, but I get paid for the results I achieve in a certain time. They don't pay me for my time, as that's relatively worthless to them.

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    30. Re:Simpler solution... by Dahamma · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As cynically as he stated it, I'm going to have to agree with him, as least as far as most office jobs are concerned.

      While you may technically be paid to "work" for some minimum number of hours, with the increase in telecommuting, flex schedules, and honestly just the modus operandi in tech jobs these days, time is one of the worst ways to judge productivity, and is rarely a significant factor in any type of focal review.

      Results matter. If you are in sales and bring in $10M in revenue with 30 hours a week of effort, while your co-workers brings in $1M with twice that, it's pretty clear who's getting the "big bonus" this year. Your boss probably won't know or care how much of that time was spent on Facebook vs meeting with customers, as long as you meet or exceed expectations.

    31. Re:Simpler solution... by AlexiaDeath · · Score: 1

      If somebody can sit 8 hours and do jack shit and nobody complains they can be fired and nobody would miss them. No company keeps such a position.

      Being paid by the hour is one of the silliest things there is Its a convenience feature. The most effective way is, I want you do X for Y money, want the job? Fixed price offer. If the worker is good he/she can do 6 of these in the same time a slower person does 1 and everybody gets value for their time.

      Salary is a sort of fixed price offer too. You pledge your time to do tasks they assign to you. The task load is agreed to be such that 40 hours of your week should be enough. The manager assigns the tasks and the deadlines. Keep missing those and you will be without a job. Normally at least in tech, this means when and how(within spec) exactly you do it is your business.

    32. Re:Simpler solution... by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Professionals are paid for their time. Period. You can slice it however you want, but almost no one works piece meal. Most of those that do are VERY far down the skill ladders.

      Bleh, depends on the management style. If my boss tells me to spend the next 3 weeks writing an impact analysis en business case for a systems upgrade worth a couple hundred K he doesn't give a shit whether I do it at work, at home or on the beach so long as he can reach me.

      Officially I work 8 hour days and get paid as such. Effectively some days it's 10 hours, some days it's 6 and so long as I deliver what I promise to deliver, nobody gives a shit. It's a matter of establishing a relationship of mutual trust with a direct supervisor. He doesn't need or want to babysit me, and I know I can count on him to kick things up the corporate totempole when the situation demands it.

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    33. Re:Simpler solution... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Why offer general internet access from office PCs anyway? Lock them down tight. If you want to be nice, have an unlocked PC or two with a completely separate Internet connection that can be used during break times for any minor personal details - checking personal email, reserving plane tickets, etc.

      You may not have noticed, but having access to the internet is actually quite useful for business activities too.

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    34. Re:Simpler solution... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It truly has become bizzaro world. You need constant access to distractions to not be distracted. And I believe you.

      I don't, it's just an excuse.

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    35. Re:Simpler solution... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Grownups aren't paid for their time; they're paid for their results.

      Bullshit, it depends what sort of work you're doing. I'm a professional (finance), but I am paid a salary to work 8 hours a day; and my boss would be seriously unimpressed if I just took a couple of hours off on a Friday afternoon because I thought I'd done enough for the week.

      Not all of us are self-employed consultants, or work in areas where results can be measured in terms of discrete projects, you know.

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    36. Re:Simpler solution... by tehcyder · · Score: 3, Funny

      In my experience as IT support, non IT people ARE basically chimps with computers. Its like giving the keys to a Dodge Viper to a 12 year old thats played Grand Theft Auto....the results arent pretty.

      You're just envious of the people with real jobs who aren't stuck doing IT support.

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    37. Re:Simpler solution... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Maybe because people like to listen to streaming music while they work.

      While I generally agree with your post, this is a tnuous reason to let someone have internet access at work. I've never worked anywhere professionally where you were allowed to listen to music while you worked (unless you were a graphic/web designer - they seemed to get away with it).

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    38. Re:Simpler solution... by archmcd · · Score: 1

      I'm a systems engineer. I'm paid for my time, and I get bonuses and pay increases for my results.

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    39. Re:Simpler solution... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I tend to agree with kklien, in that I would like to be compensated for my work, not for the time I took to accomplish the work.

      I am not compensated for ideas I have in the shower, or stuff that comes to me in dreams. My company wants me to put 40 hours into a timesheet every week, sometimes more, but never less, unless I'm taking leave time. It doesn't matter to them if I can get everything they want me to do in 30 or 20 hours. If I can, they'll find more work for me to do to fill up the remaining time. It doesn't matter to them whether it has anything to do with my career field or not.

      I wear a pager and there's an expectation that I'll respond to pages potentially at any time, as though I'm a firefigher constantly on duty. I'm not compensated for all the time I wear the pager. My stance is that if they can page me at any time, intruding into my personal time, and expect me to drop whatever I'm doing and come in and do work, then they can damn well let me do some personal stuff during work hours, as long as I'm delivering consistent, high quality results. This includes casual web surfing, making personal phone calls, sending faxes from the office, and doing business with companies whose only hours of operation happen to be the same hours that I'm expected to be in the office doing work.

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    40. Re:Simpler solution... by macaddict · · Score: 1

      Grownups aren't paid for their time; they're paid for their results. I'm sorry to hear that you still work at McDonald's.

      You've never worked an office job, have you? You are never done. There is always some new task your boss has for you. And trust me, even if you've completed every essential task for the day, they can come up with a lot of really pointless tasks that, to them, are vitally important to the company.

      Back when dinosaurs ruled the Earth (before widespread internet usage), somehow we grownups managed a whole work day without having to chat with our friends or watching "greatest hits to the groin" videos. You know, we actually worked the hours we were paid to work! *gasp!* It's a wonder we ever survived! But I guess it's because we weren't saddled with the overblown sense of entitlement and self-importance that seems so rampant these days.

      And get off my lawn!

    41. Re:Simpler solution... by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Sorry that my sarcasm didn't come through. The original question was about a small business that keeps getting tanked by $75/hr consulting fees for de-virusing a computer that the office manager - an otherwise excellent employee - keeps hosing. Now, if you're that small, you don't have anything like the options available to a university with thousands of employees and students. They can't afford a full-time sysadmin. They're going to have a lot of trouble affording the time for someone to just lock it down partway. Lock the work computers down. Install a separate one (that runs a sandboxed VM that is overwritten every time the browser starts up) for Internet use. Now your machines that are used for MS Word don't die because Pauline just can't resist clicking on cute puppies.

    42. Re:Simpler solution... by jp10558 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sure, I deal with users like you every day. If management would let us sign over the responsibilities that come with admining the computer over to you in addition with the increased rights, I'd be fine. I.e. if your computer gets a virus and we could say, not our problem, you clean it up as you're the "admin of record" then I'd be fine with what you want. But if I have to drop my projects, or push off a computer that needs an upgrade for someone who *wants* a managed, supported computer, then it annoys me.

      If you were responsible for the software licensing and EULA compliance for that computer, and the one to re-image if the software conflicts, and the one to figure out if installing that driver before installing Labview is why your hardware doesn't work with that PC, then fine, be admin.

      Or, heck, if your department wanted to pay someone's salary (even mine maybe) to sit around and re-image and re-install when the zbot infection gets your PC or the random software installs and uninstalls finally break Windows then that's that person's job. Or maybe pay the local consultant / geek squad / whatever to do it.

      A lot of this is of course management - they have to decide what balance of IT they want paid to re-image PCs weekly and what balance they want enabling new infrastructure, new OSs, new capabilities etc.

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    43. Re:Simpler solution... by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      That's more or less how we run things now. Everyone in our group is, for the most part, responsible for their own kit. We had to do a bit of training to make it work, but the results have been wonderful - our group is largely able to solve their own problems, generally doesn't do stupid shit in regards downloads, and we're able to get our work done. The only time we need to interface with IT is when there's some kind of hiccup between our group and theirs. We're happier, they're happier, and everyone is more productive.

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    44. Re:Simpler solution... by KahabutDieDrake · · Score: 1

      I don't think I'm prepared to use TAX code to define professional.

      Let me give you a simpler definition. Someone that is paid to produce results, in a specific time frame. Now, we here, can probably easily deliver, and still keep up on /. and facebook. My point being, imagine what you could deliver if you actually FOCUSED.

      I'm as guilty as the next guy, but when I REALLY shut out my private life, I get considerably more work done. I will grant that long periods of this can be negative, but short periods of this are productive and shouldn't impact your social life in a significant way.

    45. Re:Simpler solution... by lonecrow · · Score: 1

      Except for the 60% or more of us that are contractors in which case we may bill by the hour but are paid for results. Which begs an interesting question for slashdotters: Do the hours you bill for bear any resembelence to the hours you actualy worked?

    46. Re:Simpler solution... by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      Try leaving work at lunch time tomorrow if you aren't paid for your time...

    47. Re:Simpler solution... by clark40 · · Score: 1

      Seems pretty reasonable to me. If you hire them and it turns out they don't know what they are doing, you can lose money directly (like the above), or indirectly (as they spend a day or two to do a simple task ccnp before you find out they didn't know what they were doing).

    48. Re:Simpler solution... by JonJ · · Score: 1

      I always do

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    49. Re:Simpler solution... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Arguably, hourly pay(or salary, which, unless you are somehow skating out the door at lunch half the time, or your boss is really screwing you on the unpaid overtime, is basically equivalent to hourly but more stable), can function as a kind of insurance structure. Similar to the "lawyering up when needed" vs. "having lawyer on retainer".

      In internal IT/operations, say, demand ebbs and flows. Some days the shit really hits the fan, some days are merely full, some days everything actually works properly, with minimal intervention.

      The company has basically two options: They can try to be all dynamic, bringing in pricey white-knight consultants when the situation gets busy, and scraping by on the core "minimal intervention" staffing level the rest of the time. Or, they can hire an average number, knowing that they'll be a bit over-busy some days, and have some definite downtime other days(which, in an ideal world, can go into research/self-training/experimentation on process improvement).

      In many(though not all) cases, the latter actually works out to be cheaper. Even genuinely brilliant people take a little while to get their bearings, and the facts on the ground, when plopped into a new situation. That, plus the premium that consultants command for their flexibility, can make them extremely expensive. Even if they are "working" for all the hours you are paying them, "getting up to speed on your environment" is work; but isn't useful to you. Permanent people only have to do it once, plus, people demand less money in stable positions.

    50. Re:Simpler solution... by Nesman64 · · Score: 1

      Keep up that talk and you'll find yourself only able to connect to websites with odd-numbered ip addresses.

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    51. Re:Simpler solution... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
      The hospital's information should be on a network that is wholly internal, no connection to the outside world. Period. The web is too important to not allow employee access.

      Seems like a contradiction, but think of an internal network and an external network. Like 2 computers for people that need access to both. One internal and one external. Maybe a KVM for the minimalists. The only way for the private stuff to get out would be a deliberate internal act.

      Until we figure that out, we're going to continue to hear stories about how thousands of people's credit cards were hacked, or private records inadvertently released, and on and on.

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    52. Re:Simpler solution... by chrysrobyn · · Score: 1

      Professionals are paid for their time. Period. You can slice it however you want, but almost no one works piece meal. Most of those that do are VERY far down the skill ladders.

      That view is going to limit you. In my job, the more I can modularize, the more I can automate, the more I can call on previous experience -- that results in being able to work more efficiently. My employer cares that objectives are completed on time. If I can do it in 30 hours a week, and a coworker takes 50, we're judged the same. If I then take on an additional 10 hours of work, I'm a team player working on broad horizons, and I'm going further with my career.

      Customer work is similar. 15 years ago, my employer was contracted to deploy workstations for a major engineering firm. The customer was educated -- they knew it took 2 hours to deploy a workstation. They argued about billable hours, etc., the contract was awarded, and I began the work. I built 2 stations that way, spent an hour to ensure I understood the dd command, and each workstation was 15 minutes after that. Of course, the contract stipulated 2 hours of billable hours for every workstation, no more NO LESS.

      Even when we're paid by the hour, a good engineer (who is, by definition lazy) will be able to reduce the work necessary by finding common tasks in his job. Nearly every intellectual job has some ability for automation.

  4. Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by Jbcarpen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A lot of people can recognize such things already. They just don't want to take the time to bother with it. So dock the cleanup costs out of their pay, suddenly they'll be a LOT more careful about what they trust.

    When I was younger, the mother of one of my friends was bad enough about it that her computer needed wiping on a weekly basis. My friend wasn't much of a computer person, but he at least knew what not to do. Unfortunately he was stuck using the same machine and so still had to deal with it. For a while I was fixing it for them for free since he was a friend, but when I started charging $20/hour for cleanup his mother changed her ways amazingly quickly.

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    1. Re:Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by wikid_one · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Money always makes people think twice.

      I cleaned up a PC that had over 500 (was several years ago, don't remember the exact number) infections. They were a friend of my dad's so I just charged him some gas money, since all I did was throw in an unattended XP CD and waited for it to finish.

      I received a phone call from him before I had even made it home... about 15 min away. The AV I installed had already found several viruses on there. He got mad and said he was taking it to Best Buy. After they charged him $350 to reinstall Windows like I had just done, he was more than willing to sit down with me and let me show him how to be more secure with his computer use.

    2. Re:Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by Trepidity · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's illegal to dock employees' pay for damage to the employer's property.

      For accidental damage, employees have no liability at all: It's considered the employer's responsibility to manage its workplace in a way that minimizes accidental damage, and any that does occur is considered a cost of doing business. Viruses routinely appearing on company machines, especially if it happens to many employees' machines, is probably in that category.

      For damage done intentionally or through serious negligence, the employee may be responsible, but the employer still cannot dock their pay; they must sue the employee to recover the damages, and must prove by a preponderance of the evidence that the damage was inflicted intentionally or negligently.

    3. Re:Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      So dock the cleanup costs out of their pay, suddenly they'll be a LOT more careful about what they trust.

      Yeah, and that is going to work just as well as those 40-something 'businessmen' who think everything is going to ruin their hardware. Surely you've met a few, you know, the people who buy the $2,000 Sony computers with Core i7s but won't run anything more than IE, their corporate e-mail because it might 'damage' their computer? When people are afraid to use technology, productivity will drop -far- below when they use it for whatever. A re-image takes, what, 5, 10 minutes? An employee scared to use technology takes out many, many, hours of work.

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    4. Re:Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      It's illegal to dock employees' pay for damage to the employer's property.

      Are you sure? A quick Google suggests that this is true if the employee is exempt, if it wasn't in their contract, or if it would pull them below minimum wage, but not otherwise.

    5. Re:Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by LordLimecat · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Did you check that competency quiz by sonicwall? People are expected to know the following to pass that test:
      • What HTTPS is, what HTTP is, and which is better
      • How any given company will format their emails-- will Yahoo address them by account number, or name? Or "member"?
      • How the DNS heirarchy works-- that Internal Revenue Service emails will come from a .gov, and what that means
      • What a legitimate domain name will look like (paypal.com isnt the same as paypal.com.somethingelse.net?)
      • How to check where a link points to without clicking it

      May sound reasonable to a tech guy, but a lot of this isnt stuff that can easily be taught. Seems to me a lot of this is trying to ignore the fact that the existing DNS and SMTP systems are a mess and just blaming the user for being a retard.

      Maybe its just me, but when people hire me as an IT consultant, I generally assume its because they want ME to take care of the technical details, not blame them for not being able to pass a Net+ exam. Perhaps that paycheck youre earning is so that YOU can handle the complexities of spam and viruses? Just a thought.

    6. Re:Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      Ah yeah, I was assuming salaried (exempt) employees, which is the norm for office jobs that involve routine use of computers; though I suppose there are some hourly-wage data-entry jobs.

      There are some cases where hourly workers can have their pay docked, but even then, as the site you link to says, only if "caused by the employee's gross negligence, or dishonest or willful act." And the bar for gross negligence is fairly high, not just anything that could have been prevented if the employee had been more careful.

    7. Re:Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by LordLimecat · · Score: 1
      If your users can do significant damage to their computers by clicking links, perhaps its your salary that should be docked. Maybe try, oh, I dont know...
      • Not running as admin
      • keeping your OS and browsers up to date
      • Locking down what browser plugins exist and can run
      • setting up a proxy to filter out "bad stuff" (exe, pdf, etc)

      Seems to me that sort of thing falls on the sysadmin to worry about.

    8. Re:Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by demonlapin · · Score: 2

      only if "caused by the employee's gross negligence, or dishonest or willful act."

      Only in California. The federal law (FLSA) allows docking pay if the contract allows it and it doesn't bring the employee below minimum wage.

    9. Re:Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by Jbcarpen · · Score: 1
      Perhaps, but the story author doesn't have an IT guy.

      Heck, my grandma is better about computer security than the 'manager' mentioned in the story.

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    10. Re:Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      You have lots of time to be unemployed, with no unemployment benefits because you got fired...

      Seriously, I'm not an employer, but if I were I'd be laughing really hard.

    11. Re:Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by rootofevil · · Score: 1

      and recovering from a data breach takes, what, infinity time? an employee being cavalier with their access can cause unmeasurable damage to the company they work for.

      to be fair, i mostly agree with you. i do think you took it a little too far though.

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    12. Re:Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by shentino · · Score: 1

      They can dock your pay if they make agreeing to such a policy a condition of employment.

    13. Re:Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      True if you're hourly, but not allowed for salaried employees even if they agreed to it (because salaries aren't allowed to have conditions).

    14. Re:Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by Minwee · · Score: 1

      with no unemployment benefits because you got fired

      What a horrible, backwards world you must live in.

      Do they take away your health care when you get sick too? And does your car insurance stop if you have an accident?

    15. Re:Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by AzureDiamond · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's true. We used to dock their pay, now my IT Black Guards - recruited from building security - just beat them to death with a shovel and bury them under the flowerbeds outside.

    16. Re:Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      FWIW, you have no idea just how fucked up the world I live in is.

    17. Re:Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's true. We used to dock their pay, now my IT Black Guards - recruited from building security - just beat them to death with a shovel and bury them under the flowerbeds outside.

      That process risks too much loss of intellectual capital. I would suggest you only break a knee cap, or have employees work in pairs to reduce single point losses of knowledge.

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    18. Re:Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but the story author doesn't have an IT guy.

      The solution to that is not to have every single member of staff an IT guy in their own right. There are plenty of people in this world who know just enough to be dangerous, I can't think of anything worse than filling an office with such people.

      It doesn't help that in many parts of the world there's so much competition that setting up a business being "the IT guy" for a number of small companies is simply not going to pay enough for anyone halfway-competent to want to do it for any length of time.

    19. Re:Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      May sound reasonable to a tech guy, but a lot of this isnt stuff that can easily be taught. Seems to me a lot of this is trying to ignore the fact that the existing DNS and SMTP systems are a mess and just blaming the user for being a retard.

      Honestly, I don't see anything in that list that I couldn't teach my 8 year old nephew on a rainy afternoon.

      I honestly doubt anyone willing to invest a little brainpower would be unable to pick up these tidbits of knowledge. And honestly, if it's "too much work" or "too difficult" I'd strongly suggest either going without internet during work or alternatively a new career in, say, garbage disposal.

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    20. Re:Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      Damn I wish I had mod points today. You are correct. In almost all places besides California employees basically have only one right. Discrimination. Also, an employee trying to prove that one is kind of hard. Ask those guys that turned Massey Energy in for violations after the coal mine disaster. About 10 people got fired over that.

      http://www.masseyenergyco.com/

      Oh, how the US has changed. You don't have any rights any more and guilty until innocent is usually what really happens in today's world.

    21. Re:Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by demonlapin · · Score: 1
      Incidentally, check out the policies of New York, one of the most pro-labor states out there:

      You may be denied benefits if:

      * You were fired because your employer alleged that you violated a company policy, rule or procedure, such as absenteeism or insubordination; because of a disagreement or dispute with a boss or co-worker; or you were fired for any other reason.

      It's one thing to get laid off, but why on earth should you pay unemployment benefits to someone who gets fired for a bad attitude?

    22. Re:Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by burris · · Score: 1

      Unmeasurable because the actual damage to the company is so small. Data breaches are way overrated. Nobody gives a shit about your data. Your competitors aren't interested because the risk of getting caught outweighs the small benefits. Thieves want your customers data if you have card numbers but losing them isn't going to kill your company. Just look at TJ Maxx and Heartland. Heartland should be dead now, right??

    23. Re:Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      Sure - but see:
      http://ask.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1633504&cid=32008666

      If management *won't* let you do that, then the person who does the "bad practice" ought to be the responsible party.

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    24. Re:Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      I suppose it depends on your setup (and please elaborate as I'd love to improve mine), but sure, maybe 20Minutes to get the image down over the network or 5 from a USB HD. 10 minutes installing drivers and joining the domain etc.

      But then you have to restore / reconfigure Outlook settings for them, restore any data files they need, help them re-set up their desktop shortcuts so they can find their folders etc.

      Then there's all the non-standard software they may need - where I work that can be days of installing Labview, Autodesk Inventor, Ansys, Matlab, Igor Pro, Microsoft Project, Adobe Acrobat, Adobe Creative Suite, TortiseSVN, Visual Studio, etc, etc. Not every system needs all of the software so it's basically a per user after config. I've found that a re-install of a PC can take an average of a week before they have it back and are reasonably productive again.

      Of course, if all the user needs is our standard image, it takes about 35 minutes, but that is rare.

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    25. Re:Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by rootofevil · · Score: 1

      and yet companies still hire overpriced 'independant' consultants to analyze the breach and make a determination as to the value of the loss.

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    26. Re:Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I suspect that that is something you would do for basically the same reason that evidence gathered by illicit means isn't allowed to be used at trial. Not because you actually want it to be(who would want to throw out evidence or pay unemployment to the office asshole?); but because its presence curtails worse behavior.

      If being fired "for disagreement or dispute with boss or co-worker" is grounds for denial of benefits, one strongly suspects that a lot of people who were on the layoff track will magically sprout really disagreeable personalities and simply unbearable attitudes... Instant savings.

    27. Re:Good way to encourage them to learn quickly by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Depending on how much direct purchasing and/or persuasive power you have, you might seriously wish to consider substantially increasing the number of images you keep.

      "Nearline" storage is crazy cheap these days. Say you have a user who won't be fully productive for a week following a re-image, and will have IT hovering around him during that week. Unless you are both being paid in peanuts, it would almost certainly be cheaper to have a machine/user-specific image. Assuming a modestly compressed image format, that's what, maybe 50GB on the outside, with a huge load of custom software, most likely down in the 5-10GB range?

      Even if you have virtually no purchasing pull, you should be able to get 2TB or more of space(RAID1 for protection against drive failure) to store user-specific images for your toughest cases for under $500(basically $200 each for 2TB drives, another $100 for a cheap RAID card if the discarded desktop from last year's refresh doesn't have one). If you have more serious pull, you could get something with data de-duplication and rack-rails for a few thousand.

      Failing that, or in addition to that, I'd make a policy of(whenever you have time), trying to look into ways of scripting/automating things that you find yourself doing. It sounds like you are in an MS environment, so that probably means getting familiar with WMI. It is pretty byzantine; but crazy powerful. Combine, for instance, a script that runs daily and dumps each user's list of desktop shortcuts to a SVN or similar version control system with a second script that can restore the desktop shortcuts from any particular revision. Should be totally doable with a bit of WMI-fu, should occupy miminimal space(since the list of desktop shortcuts is a tiny text file that doesn't' change much), and should save you a fair amount of time.

  5. I don't know by the_humeister · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But the place I work at gave me a computer with Ubuntu installed to use. I requested this after the McAfee incident last week. Apparently I'm the only one...

    1. Re:I don't know by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Honestly, if youre running a Symantec or McAfee product, you really lose any rights to complain about what happens to your computer / server.

    2. Re:I don't know by omglolbah · · Score: 2, Funny

      Global corporate policy forces me to install McAfee on every server I set up and run... even test servers for our lab.
      My manager has no say in it, her manager has no say... the head of the office in my country has no say in it... it is decided in germany by the central "IT Security" department.

      So... dont tell me what I can and cant do. If I had a choice I would dump mcafee... unfortunately I dont.

    3. Re:I don't know by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Im simply pointing out that complaining that a Symantec or McAfee product worked poorly, trashed your data, and left the toilet seat up is about as worthwhile as blaming your users for the viruses that they keep getting. Youre welcome to do it, but its not terribly productive.

    4. Re:I don't know by dtml-try+MyNick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Linux is simply not realistic in a regular office environment.

      I work at a non tech company with a lot of average Jane's and Joe's.
      We are talking about people who reboot their machine if tech-support tells them to restart a certain program. We are talking about people who don't know the difference between a url and a email adress. Cut/copy and paste is witchcraft. These people are good at what they do as long as the tools they have to work with just work.

      If shit hits the fan they are lost. If after a update button X is moved to another menu or simply 100 pixels to the right hell breaks loose.
      Now imagine what would happen if their "computer" doesn't look like the "computer" they are used to seeing at home and everywhere else. Production wouldn't slow down, it would do a full emergency stop, handbrake with smoking and screaming tires...

      And this is what a lot of nerds like "us" tend to forget a lot of the time.
      There are vast amounts of people out there who don't get computers, os-es and software. It's a tool and it should work, period. They don't care how it works, even if they did they wouldn't understand it because they have no feeling for it.

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    5. Re:I don't know by omglolbah · · Score: 1

      Ah, it sounded more like a "Your own fault, stfu" message to me..

      Guess I was wrong :-p

    6. Re:I don't know by dylan_- · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Linux is simply not realistic in a regular office environment.

      I disagree. The main problem is if they need to exchange documents with people outside the company, and that's an Office software issue, not an OS issue.

      I work at a non tech company with a lot of average Jane's and Joe's.

      Well, I don't now, but I used to.

      We are talking about people....[snip]

      Yes, agreed.

      If after a update button X is moved to another menu or simply 100 pixels to the right hell breaks loose.

      No, it doesn't. They call up and say they can't find button X, and you show them where it is now, and they write it down on a post-it and stick it to the monitor along with the 20 others.

      Now imagine what would happen if their "computer" doesn't look like the "computer" they are used to seeing at home and everywhere else.

      Their work computer never looked like the one at home (e.g. it might run a locked down version of XP Pro, while they have Windows 7 at home). They don't use a computer anywhere else.

      And this is what a lot of nerds like "us" tend to forget a lot of the time.

      You say this, but seem to have missed the point yourself. People in an office don't "use a computer". They follow a process that (hopefully!) results in what they want. They get a load of envelopes printed, or a group email sent. If the process changes in some way, they're lost because they don't understand what the process is, they just have some steps they need to follow.

      And they can follow these steps just as well on Linux as they can on Windows.

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    7. Re:I don't know by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      They call up and say they can't find button X, and you show them where it is now, and they write it down on a post-it and stick it to the monitor along with the 20 others.

      Yeah, try fielding a few hundred of those calls, every 5 minutes. Then start updating your resume, because your boss (who has been making many of those calls himself) is about to call you into his office and let you know what he thinks of your brilliant new security plan to install Linux on everyone's computer.

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    8. Re:I don't know by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      To be fair this is true for most people in an office environment. They have a handful of applications they run to do their job and couldn't care less about operating systems etc. As long as their applications work they're fine.

    9. Re:I don't know by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
      Probably not, it's just a comment on Symantec, which is what I call an approved virus. I've had their products wreck several systems, and trying to remove it is difficult, it sprays it's junk all over the hard drive. So if you use it, you just trade one evil for another.

      Haven't used McAfee, but I won't either, after events the other week.

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    10. Re:I don't know by dylan_- · · Score: 1

      Yeah, try fielding a few hundred of those calls, every 5 minutes.

      That's what IT support staff are for. If you don't have the staff to deal with a sudden influx of calls for a few days, then you stagger the deployment. Were you really stumped by this problem yourself?

      Then start updating your resume, because your boss (who has been making many of those calls himself) is about to call you into his office and let you know what he thinks of your brilliant new security plan to install Linux on everyone's computer.

      Well now I'm starting to think you've never actually had a job.

      Your boss would have been involved in the planning and execution from the start, so why would he be phoning you? He would certainly have been involved in the trial run and you'd already have addressed any user issues. In real companies you don't just randomly change things without planning it out beforehand.

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  6. Fairly simple comprehensive by redmid17 · · Score: 1

    Gave them do a couple of tasks 1) Give them a website to go to pull data from (could be anything you can put in a spreadsheet - weather, money, but something fairly simple should do) 2) Have them open excel and plot averages, totals, means, etc... (you can choose what is relevant) and make a chart of the data 3) Have them open word doc and insert the chart/data table into the word document and describe whatever data is there 4) Have them make a crappy 1 slide powerpoint slide to demonstrate it (still including the graph 5) have them save the file to a network drive after they map to it. 6) Lastly have them use the search function of whatever OS you're using to find said document after everything has been closed nothing too difficult, and these are relatively routine tasks that most office workers do on a daily/weekly/monthly basis.

    1. Re:Fairly simple comprehensive by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It's not the office stuff that's the problem, though.

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  7. Replace their PC's with Mac Mini's by ducomputergeek · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Get parallels or VMware if they really need Windows from something, have them run it in a virtual machine. Yes there may be an upfront cost to switch from MS Office for Mac from the windows version, but if the VM gets infected, nuke the VM and install a fresh one.

    Something we learned real quick was that higher up front costs with macs were quickly recovered since we weren't dealing with these type of problems on a regular basis.

    Hell, I have programmers that are good programmers but frankly don't know the first thing about systems administration.

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    1. Re:Replace their PC's with Mac Mini's by v1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      (while I like the Get A Mac suggestion, perhaps something more windows-zealot-friendly...)

      or get something like Deep Freeze and have it simply restore the HD to factory every 2am. And use network home folders and shares for documents.

      Then you have ONE place to run the malware/av software on, the server's shares, at 2am while all the machines on the floor are reimaging themselves for tomorrow.

      (there's no point in suggesting something that they're unlikely to try even if you can make a good case for it or in fact are offering a very competitive suggetsion)

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    2. Re:Replace their PC's with Mac Mini's by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      Good luck getting everyone to learn OS X, hiring -good- OS X admins, hardware support, and setting up the VM.

      For a small business, Macs are generally more harm than good, after all, most have one or two admins at most and most admins simply aren't good with people. Everything is different for the computer illiterate on a Mac. While a geek will be able to easily navigate between OS X, Unix, Linux, Windows, etc. your average employee (yeah, the one that thinks he deleted the internet one time when he removed the shortcut to IE) is going to need a month or more of training before it becomes second nature.

      Macs are also a pain to upgrade. While its pretty easy to buy ~20 cheap Dell PCs for $400 and just replace components, its a lot harder to do with a Mac Mini. CD drive goes out on the Dell? Just swap in a cheap $15 drive. CD drive goes out on the Mini? You need to find a specific model otherwise it isn't going to work right with the case.

      If you have a tech-based shop, yeah it might make sense to transition to Macs, for the average small business? Its just too much expense. Just get a PC, keep RAID servers, back up everything onto the servers and be good. If you -really- want to, install Linux to remove the virus problem. But Macs aren't cost effective for most small businesses.

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    3. Re:Replace their PC's with Mac Mini's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Or to not throw your money down the drain replacing all your computers (if this is an option)..... Install linux on their existing computers using a network wide install, and then have them use VMware/Virtual box.

    4. Re:Replace their PC's with Mac Mini's by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      It would also work if you replaced "Mac" with "PC with Linux", except that Linux OS and OpenOffice cost $0.

    5. Re:Replace their PC's with Mac Mini's by frosty_tsm · · Score: 1

      It would also work if you replaced "Mac" with "PC with Linux", except that Linux OS and OpenOffice cost $0.

      As heretical as it might be to say on here, I'd pick OS X over Ubuntu for a non-technical user. Ubuntu is definitely a friendly Linux (which I use daily at work), but it has enough rough edges and quirks I would rather pay the up-front cost and get (in theory) better efficiency from the employee (and definitely easier support).

    6. Re:Replace their PC's with Mac Mini's by Z34107 · · Score: 1

      Deep Freeze doesn't actually re-image the computer - if you save a file locally, it's gone when you reboot it. It probably keeps a buffer or something at the end of a frozen partition.

      You can have it automatically reboot (thawed) to install Windows updates and run maintenance scripts.

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    7. Re:Replace their PC's with Mac Mini's by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      I would rather pay the up-front cost and get (in theory)

      Where is this place called "Theory" that you mentioned? Are your company's offices located there? If not, what does it matter what would happen there?

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    8. Re:Replace their PC's with Mac Mini's by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you've understood a different definition of "re-image" than I do, but I'm pretty sure that's what is supposed to happen in one. No files on the drive except for what's in the image.

      I think DeepFreeze does it by storing the image on a hidden partition on the same disk, though, so maybe that's what you're talking about?

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    9. Re:Replace their PC's with Mac Mini's by DeltaHat · · Score: 1

      I installed Deep Freeze on my parent's computer years ago after they proved themselves unable to handle the responsibility of a computer. It turned out to be a godsend and took much of the burden off of both of us. They no longer fear damaging their computer with their ignorance - they are one reboot away from a fresh machine, and I no longer fear their phone calls. Deep freeze is extra handy in that it doesn't stop them from using their computer; it just resets it back to "factory" condition each time they reboot. All the windows functionality remains and it stays out of the way. If they really need to make a permanent change, they just have to reboot in defrost mode. I spent years futilely trying to teach my parents to safely use a computer. But since I couldn't take the knife away from them, I could only make sure it wasn't sharp enough to hurt anybody.

    10. Re:Replace their PC's with Mac Mini's by Z34107 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is possible that I misunderstood what you meant by "re-image." I work for IT on campus, and we deploy it on our lab images. So, I can tell you that it doesn't reboot our computer labs at 2am, pull a 5 GB image off of fast ethernet, and restart.

      It also doesn't keep a copy of the image in a hidden partition - we have images that take up more than half the size of the victim machine's hard drive; the technology that would make that possible would be more interesting than Deep Freeze itself.

      A frozen computer works exactly as a normal computer does - you can save documents, delete Windows files, even format the disk. Except that your changes are magically gone upon rebooting, like the computer has "amnesia." Wikipedia says it works by redirecting writes to disk sectors, which makes sense. It might redirect writes to a "hidden" partition, because modifying a frozen partition offline causes weird behavior.

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    11. Re:Replace their PC's with Mac Mini's by carp3_noct3m · · Score: 1

      Another vote for deepfreeze, (or something similar like Microsoft's free ?steady state?) I remember back in my senior year of HS when deepfreeze was first out, me being one of the known "hackers" was told by my teacher and computer mentor to see what I could do to bypass it. Even back then in its beta stage, I tried all kinds of things, deleting key files, total formats, and in the end the only way I was able to compromise DF was via hardware keylogger. I didn't know as much then as I do now but it was pretty awesome and I have seen it deployed it in many types of environments since then, usually on PC's that are public (like the business center at your apartment) but for anyone of questionable PC ability, get the version that allows a certain area to be permanently "thawed" tell them they must put any files there are they will be forever gone, and have someone come do updates every so often.

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    12. Re:Replace their PC's with Mac Mini's by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      And Id rather pick windows over dealing with the costs of OSX.

      Looks like we have us an old fashioned stand-off....

    13. Re:Replace their PC's with Mac Mini's by newdsfornerds · · Score: 1

      Replace your "PC's" and "Mini's" with PCs and Minis. Aside from that, I agree with you.
      You add an "s" to make something plural. You don't need the apostrophe.

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  8. Skills assessments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Previsor has extensive pre-employment online skills and knowledge tests. One from their catalog that comes to mind is the Information Security Awareness test, described as:

    This is an adaptive test that measures the candidate's knowledge of information security. Designed for general computer users, this test includes the following topics: Computer Best Practices, Computer Ethics & Misuse, ID & Data Information Theft, Internet Best Practices, Passwords, Physical Security, Sensitive Information, and Viruses & Other Harmful Software.

    http://www.previsor.com/products/assessments/catalog

  9. User? by Mooga · · Score: 1

    Make them run as user without any admin rights. Problems solved.

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    1. Re:User? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      If you think that step alone fixes all problems, then I would suspect that your job doesnt involve keeping computers clean, or your users are partiicularly savvy. Antivirus 20xx doesnt need admin rights to close every userland app that opens with the message "this program is infected and was blocked", and youre STILL left with manually uninfecting the machine. Thats ignoring that the bug may have pulled some sort of escalation trick to run as admin irregardless.

    2. Re:User? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Don't let them use computers at all, just give them a pad of paper, a telephone and a box of pencils. Problem solved.

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  10. Educating and lockdown by Dewser · · Score: 1

    It certainly isn't a bad idea to test new hires. I currently have a non-profit client that has a large number of service staff that use laptops. A majority of them have absolutely no clue how to use the computers. Most see the application and confirm they know how to use computers. Frankly I believe laptops are reserved for slightly more advanced end users. We were back and forth with this client a couple times a week because their most recent user was completely computer illiterate. She didn't know why her laptop wouldn't stay on.... I checked the docking station and the power cable was not connected.

    Many state agencies require prospective admin staff to take an exam before they can apply for a job. These exams cover a number of topics that have to do with the level of job they are going for. I don't see a problem with developing similar standards for non-government jobs. Then again its tougher for a small business with no IT staff to go through this. What I would recommend is to get your parents to hire an outside firm to help them not only with their IT support but with educating their users. They should easily be able to develop a hiring quiz for new hires as well as develop training plans for users.

    Locking down the workstations is also not a bad idea. Get regular users out of the local admin groups on the workstations. Make sure AV is being properly updated and even look into installing a small business class firewall that does some content filtering as well as gateway AV. Sonicwalls provide these services and usually at a pretty good rate.

    Good luck!!

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  11. Make them maintain their own damn computer by bbernard · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've started seeing companies go the route of getting rid of workstation computers. You, dear employee, get to bring in your own computer and connect up to our virtual workspace environment. No data ever ends up on your computer, and only a couple of key ports are open to our virtual space. The virtual space can't get to the Internet, you don't have admin access, etc. You can do whatever you want on your own computer, but when you get a virus, crash the OS, bust a hard drive, it's your problem to contact your computer vendor and get it fixed. You get a day to get that resolved, or we start making you take your vacation days or get docked pay until you're back up and running.

    May sound like crap, but there are potentially some real benefits to getting workstations off of IT's plate.

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    1. Re:Make them maintain their own damn computer by archmcd · · Score: 1

      I'm intrigued... which companies are doing this?

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    2. Re:Make them maintain their own damn computer by santax · · Score: 1

      Yes and when they all screw up, I'm sure I will have no trouble getting enough workers there to continue my business... And if not, I don't complain about being bankrupt and liable to a shitload of customers damages, no - I'll just take a free day from my workers who are perfectly happy to agree to such a contract... Fortune 500, here I come!

    3. Re:Make them maintain their own damn computer by Rivalz · · Score: 1

      So does the virus have a once a day down time, once a pay period, or once a lifetime for that one vacation day to kick in?
      I personally would opt for a virus on my computer once every Mon, Wed, Thur.

    4. Re:Make them maintain their own damn computer by bbernard · · Score: 1

      Here's a URL with a link to a December article about a few companies "dipping their toes in":
      http://www.itbusinessedge.com/cm/community/features/articles/blog/employee-owned-computer-programs-diving-into-murky-waters/?cs=38238

      I don't want to comment on companies that I have personal knowledge of, NDA's and all that. There are two that I currently know of personally that are in process. (Sorry, I have to leave it there)

      It is really just another evolutionary step from companies that have started going to thin-clients (Sun Ray, WYSE, etc.) just going the next step to a software only client.

      I will say that I haven't seen all the kinks worked out yet.

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    5. Re:Make them maintain their own damn computer by bbernard · · Score: 1

      I wish you luck with that. The president is really already there: salespeople often use their own cars for travel, many of us use our own cell-phones and home Internet connections for work, etc. Perhaps the company provides some sort of stipend for you to buy your own computer, maintain it, and replace it every X years. Or maybe not.

      But you're right, the company won't be able to search it, won't be as interested in web filtering while you're at work, etc.

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    6. Re:Make them maintain their own damn computer by jareds · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Assuming this is even legal (as you're not only requiring employees to bring their own tools, but to spend their time maintaining said tools for free), this works great until potential employees wise up and you have to pay higher base wages to compensate for the inevitable docked pay (or spare computers or parts to avoid it). Since it's obviously much cheaper on average to keep a handful of spare computers or spare parts for the whole company, for use while dealing with the manufacturer for warranty repair or replacement, etc., than to keep one spare computer for every employee, this probably saves money mostly if you dupe your employees into eating the loss.

    7. Re:Make them maintain their own damn computer by Inda · · Score: 1

      Um, I used to pay for my own tools as a modelmaker. The UK government even gave me a tax free tooling allowance. It was my job to make sure I had the correct tools for the job and I was paid accordingly.

      Bring it on. I could make a small fortune on the side repairing people's lost icons.

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    8. Re:Make them maintain their own damn computer by bbernard · · Score: 1

      "Between yourself and a few friends, you most likely have nearly all the equipment you would need to run your own business. What is a company providing for you that you can't provide for yourself? Certainly not security since they will downsize you or outsource your job at the drop of a hat. If you are providing your work environment, communications technology and transport then the company is providing sales, accounting and not much else. Include a salesman/accountant in that group of friends and you're good to go."

      The company I work for started just that way less than 10 years ago. Many of my coworkers had their own companies and feel this one is a better choice. We have a good tight ship with professionals who are all focused on the same goal--we haven't gotten big enough for a life-sapping bureaucracy yet.

      There are a few things that myself and some of my friends don't have that make me just as happy to work for an employer right now:

      1. Business savvy--I am a techie geek. Getting a real business mind into the fold would be necessary, and to be honest I don't always get along with those sorts, so I don't count many as friends.
      2. Health care. Until I can afford something more than major medical on my own, I will always work for somebody else. There's just no two ways about it.
      3. Short-term pay security. I know that I will have a steady income from this employer until/unless some catastrophic event occurs (firing/bankruptcy/etc). I don't have the faith that I could match that on my own at this point.

      I'm not arguing that your are wrong, I'm merely stating why I don't feel I'm in a position to actually do that.

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  12. I thought everyone knew the answer to this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Have the pre-hire install Ubuntu. No prompt, no job. Ubuntu can do anything.

    1. Re:I thought everyone knew the answer to this by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      Can it print money? If so tell us more.

    2. Re:I thought everyone knew the answer to this by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Some jokester will probably respond and say it can, if you "sudo apt-get install print-money"

    3. Re:I thought everyone knew the answer to this by stillnotelf · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of python! http://xkcd.com/353/ import print-money

  13. You ask a good question by grahamsaa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But from what I've seen there's no good answer. Management in small businesses (and in business in general) is usually not concerned with someone's computer security skills or credentials, unless they're hiring someone for an IT position. Even then, it's not uncommon for someone without basic skills to make the cut.

    As an IT manager (or, the only IT manager) at a smallish (25 seat) company, I've been confounded by the fact that management doesn't seem to care about basic IT literacy. They're much more concerned with how qualified someone is to be an accountant, an admin or a lawyer (and I'm not picking on any of these professions -- just using a few examples).

    Unfortunately most people who possess these skills (valuable non-IT-related skills) don't know much about computers -- and the older, more experienced (and thus more valuable) employees tend to know even less.

    I once tried to get a basic IT related questionnaire added to our interview process for all employees. Management wasn't interested because they feared that it might disqualify an otherwise valuable employee. I've long since come to terms with the fact that at most companies, IT skills are only important for IT-related positions. Sure, they may make an applicant slightly more attractive, but it really has no influence over the hiring process.

    But since you ask the question -- if it were a perfect world (at least, according to my definition), we wouldn't hire anyone for a desk job that couldn't type at least 40 wpm. We wouldn't hire anyone who couldn't explain the differences between a good and bad password. We wouldn't hire anyone anyone who thought thinks it's safe to give their password out to a stranger or to click on a link that they didn't trust.

    But that's not the world we live in. Unfortunately, if my company were to stick to those guidelines we would have to downsize dramatically. We'd definitely stop growing.

    The truth is that people who aren't involved in IT related work generally don't care about IT. And while I find it frustrating, I can't blame them. For most people, particularly older people, IT just doesn't make sense. Unless and until it does, good luck!

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    1. Re:You ask a good question by ProdigyPuNk · · Score: 1

      As a college student who may/will end up in IT one day, I'm not even sure I really WANT everyone to be competent with computers. While it would obviously keep a lot of leaks/hacks/phishing/etc from happening, I might end up being the guy getting paid to clean up the mess (please though, only for the first year or two, I hope)...

      I consider computer illiterate people to be helping me secure my future!

    2. Re:You ask a good question by archmcd · · Score: 1

      We wouldn't hire anyone who couldn't explain the differences between a good and bad password.

      Add "We wouldn't hire anyone who knew what a good password was, but chose to jot it on a sticky note on their keyboard so they wouldn't forget it."

      I shouldn't say this, but that's what the most experienced people in my company do.

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    3. Re:You ask a good question by Rivalz · · Score: 1

      Very true but video tutorials and a knowledge base go a long way to helping ease various issues that arise from untrained staff.
      If management doesn't want to spend time and money seeing that it's staff is trained or knowledgeable in those issues then they should expect more issues.

      What I do is I provide basic and advanced training manuals in the break rooms for staff to read while they are eating or bored.
      It doesn't help much but it helps a little bit.

    4. Re:You ask a good question by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      For some use cases, there's nothing wrong with that. If the bad guys are sitting at your desk, the've got physical access...

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    5. Re:You ask a good question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This will be true as long as my generation, the baby boomers and maybe the next youngest are around. I know many people who completed their education and early work careers before one was expected to understand computers. Suddenly everyone has to use a computer but no training or testing was required. How many people think they are "computer literate" when the extent of their skill is checking email, sending email, deleting email, printing email...

      We have a huge training gap in our workforce. Business isn't willing to foot the cost and many workers don't understand the necessity of upgrading computer skills.

    6. Re:You ask a good question by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      The truth is that people who aren't involved in IT related work generally don't care about IT. And while I find it frustrating, I can't blame them

      You hit the nail on the head. People hire IT folks to make computer problems go away, and generally dont want to be bothered about such matters ever again. I have a few clients whose backup system needs service, and I cant convince them that its important enough to warrant a visit (never mind the warnings that if their server croaks, they will just go out of business without that backup).

    7. Re:You ask a good question by MrNemesis · · Score: 1

      ,blockquote>Unfortunately most people who possess these skills (valuable non-IT-related skills) don't know much about computers -- and the older, more experienced (and thus more valuable) employees tend to know even less.

      Whilst I've met a fair few older people (especially accountants) who are pretty good with computers, I've one observation that rings 85% true for me - whilst older people might be much less experienced or knowledgeable about computers, they're a crapton better at admitting they don't know anything. Most of the time if something is up with their computer I'll be called on almost immediately, rather than some of the younger cock o' the walks that think because they pirated a copy of photoshop and managed to run keygen.exe they're some sort of computer guru who try and fix it themselves, usually with disastrous results (and I work in the City of London, where practically everyone has an instant +10 Level increase in Cockiness and General I'm-Better-Than-You).

      I'm sure anyone here who's worked in a desktop support role will have, at one point had to explain something over the phone, or get a user to describe something to them over the phone. Given the choice between an older person and younger one who are both equally ignorant of the problem at hand, I'll take the older one every day.

      Anecdata I know, but if I can't have someone in a role who knows something about computers, then I'll take a person that lets me do the job over someone that doesn't.

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    8. Re:You ask a good question by Caetel · · Score: 1

      But that's not the world we live in. Unfortunately, if my company were to stick to those guidelines we would have to downsize dramatically. We'd definitely stop growing

      If more companies adopted similar guidelines, it would force people to become more 'IT literate'.

      Although that would be more likely to decrease the potential job pool for me, so carry on as you were.

    9. Re:You ask a good question by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      --and the older, more experienced (and thus more valuable) employees tend to know even less.--

      Here in our small company I have found the opposite to be the case. We don't have too many problems with employees compromising systems but I missed 3 questions on that test. I thought they were all phising schemes.

      I have noticed some that are extremely hard to detect lately. One in particular going around is a person wanting us to price them something in several different names. We price it and send it back and then they say to send it to us in another country. We only sell within the US. So I'm not sure how the scam works as we wouldn't send them anything without money but it does waste time. There are some schemes out there that could fool anyone.

      --if it were a perfect world (at least, according to my definition)--

      Redundant IMO. It's NOT and NEVER will be perfect so we all have to live with it.

      --we wouldn't hire anyone for a desk job that couldn't type at least 40 wpm.--

      We would and no I can't. This is really not a true measure of how fast someone can go let's say on a CAD workstation.

      --We wouldn't hire anyone who couldn't explain the differences between a good and bad password. We wouldn't hire anyone anyone who thought thinks it's safe to give their password out to a stranger or to click on a link that they didn't trust.--

      That does get explained and now days we don't find that many people that don't know this. Like I have said before there are some new schemes out there that can fool even an IT guy no matter how smart they may be.

  14. buy a Mac by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    Seriously - with real and useful UAC, it will prevent most of this crap.

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  15. That's all well and good... by Like2Byte · · Score: 2, Funny

    but you can't fix stupid.

  16. Create a limited account by dougsk · · Score: 1

    .... uhm start using limited accounts, maybe? you know, just maybe? http://www.microsoft.com/resources/documentation/windows/xp/all/proddocs/en-us/usercpl_overview.mspx still doesn't fix adobe reader flash nor java zero days, but goes a long damn ways.

  17. Step 1 by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hire *good* people.

    Step 2: work on developing their skills.

    You see, what you're asking is like "how do I handle all the fame and adulation after I become a rock star?" The hard part is finding good people. If you can find 'em, they're worth training because they're *trainable*.

    So if you've got somebody who can do a great job and adds to the team, but doesn't know what the hell phishing is, don't worry about that. You can teach a good hire what phishing is. You can't teach a bad hire who knows what phishing is to be a good employee.

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  18. Simple Solution by solid_liq · · Score: 1

    The solution to this is simple:

    1. Make sure you have an Enterprise licensed AV installed. The per-client cost is low, and the updates will be centrally managed by the server. If your network is too small for this to be cost effective, then just have Norton AV (or your favorite respected AV) on every machine in the network.

    2. Don't give your employees local admin privs. This one change has, in my experience, made all the difference in the world for many small businesses.

    This is much cheaper than paying the labor for having an IT person come in and clean up all the messes.

  19. Re:Remove admin rights by dougsk · · Score: 1

    +1 The right answer

  20. Re:that quiz is rubbish by Ron+Bennett · · Score: 2, Informative

    Got 10 out of 10, but doubt few people could, especially with the limited information shown.

    Some of those they consider "legitimate" are very borderline in my view, especially that UPS one.

    Also, the testing site makes a big deal about misspellings and formatting in some of the "phishing" emails. And yet the The Bank of Choice one, that's supposedly "legitimate", has an obvious spelling error in it too!

    Ron

  21. Phish them OFFLINE! by bronney · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To test if they're too noobie for the job, design a form on paper that phishes their info. Personal info, more private that your regular form at Burger King. If they fall for it, kindly show them the door. Hire the ones that alert you of the problem.

  22. Basic competency by tombeard · · Score: 1

    If they know how to navigate the file system, file manager or whatever, they know enough. Otherwise no.

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  23. KISS by JeffSh · · Score: 1

    Keep it simple, stupid, as they say. Remove local administrator and the person using the computer will find it impossible to fuck it up no matter how hard they try.

    1. Re:KISS by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Thats simply not true. Spambots require admin rights? Dont think so. And I think you'll find that on or two spambots on your network can have significant impact on your domain's email reputation unless you filter port 25... although of course there are viruses that hook into OWA and send mail through that.

      Viruses on your network are a problem whether or not they have admin rights.

  24. Good Business Sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Lets say I'm in the sales business. Hiring this 1 guy will make me $1,000,000 profit per year. Except he's a total moron with computers. Lets say he needs a full time IT person to make sure he does everything right. That person's wages might be $100,000 per year. That's still $900,000 profit per year.

    How about the incompetent barely managing to justify their own job people? Maybe these people need to be squeezed as the article suggests some remedial courses to be brought up to standards to reduce costs to the corp.

    But I disagree with both. I think we in IT should be implementing systems that eliminate the risks associated with phishing and malware. Principle of least privilege already accounts for the people being knowledge for things software cant fix.

  25. Step back and look at the big picture. by Proudrooster · · Score: 3, Funny

    Kind sir, computers are "fad". A mere inconsequential passing fancy. Computers are either used as tools of amusement (aka Windows, the formerly best $80 Solitaire game money could buy) and for destruction of the world (aka, hypertrading systems on Wall Street and cruise missile guidance systems).

    Why does a small business need computers? Think about how much more efficient you could be without all of those mumbo-jumbo computers and all the click-happy workers amusing themselves while back-doors and trojans compromise your network and data (on company time of course).

    Carbon paper, filing cabinets, and shredders. This is the path to an efficient small business. You may even want to question why your small business needs so many phone lines. Sorry I could not be more helpful, but just step back and ask yourself, "is all this technology really necessary?" I think you will agree, it is a fad that simply over-complicates everything.

  26. Applicable to higher-level jobs as well by drfreak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Myself, I'm mostly a self-taught computer geek. Many of you are also or are at least aware of acquaintances or friends who get by being self-taught, I've always been a firm believer in competency tests vs. degrees.

    Work experience is another consideration, as I would test the competency of either a grad or a long-running self-taught previous employee somewhere else. The applicant's general knowledge may be good and well documented, but how are they able to specialize when the need arises?

    I was able to ge promoted upwards to the career I have now based on the merits of my passion to learn -on the job or not- as well as well as my ability to apply new ideas quickly. Not everyone is as lucky whether they have the skills or not. which is why I believe a lot of budding IT professionals and/or programmers would get in the door a lot easier with a competency test. On the flipside, maybe less losers would get in the door too.You never know, it could happen. :)

    1. Re:Applicable to higher-level jobs as well by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      I have to agree. I am in the same boat. Why, because the wasn't a class you could take or a school you could go to to learn what I do. It starts with the boss saying "can you do this", and you do it inventing how to do it the whole way because no one has done it before. Fast forward to today....

      Now everyone has learned and there is a school AND they may have passed you by. So it is always important to keep learning. If you have a test, make it fit the kind of work you are doing. I think everyone should be tested to find out early on how they might fir in or not.

  27. Not a test... by Vu1turEMaN · · Score: 1

    Think of the school system. You do not test someone prior to teaching them.

    Install an antivirus that locks down their computers: tracking changes in everything except for My Documents and their desktop. Registry changes should also be rare...they shouldn't be installing anything.

    Done.

    1. Re:Not a test... by drfreak · · Score: 1

      You do not test someone prior to teaching them.

      Actually, that is exactly what most schools do. How do you know what level of class to enroll someone in without knowing what they are already well-versed in?

    2. Re:Not a test... by Vu1turEMaN · · Score: 1

      1. Submitter mentions constant problems. From this we already know their level. They've taken their test IRL, and already failed.

      2. You could spend lots of time creating documentation for them to read and understand, but it wouldn't work and nobody would want to do it.

      3. You get a program that solves everything and is the overall cheapest solution you can get: An antivirus that locks most of the vulnerable areas down, while still letting them browse randomly.

  28. Nice idea, but... by peacefinder · · Score: 1

    The current windows malware threat is not fully addressable by training. Some exploits are hitting people who have done nothing wrong. By all means train people, just be aware that no single measure will fully solve that issue.

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    With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plead; but to tyrants I will give no quarter. -- William Lloyd
  29. easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Sit them in front of a Windows box setup with only IE and Mozilla icons on the desktop.

    Ask them to lookup information on a competitor.

    If they pull up a command prompt and start shutting off useless Windows background services, they are your new IT person.
    If they launch Mozilla, hire them.
    If they launch IE, show them the door.
    If they pull out their cell-phone, put them in sales.

  30. Poorly word tests can knock out good IT works as w by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Poorly word tests can knock out good IT works as well.

    \Poorly word tests / trick questions can

  31. Do they do the same thing with vehicles? by zymurgy_cat · · Score: 1

    If they use/provide company vehicles, would they test potential employees to see if they know how to change brake pads or replace a timing belt?

    Relying on some test to see if people know not to open an email from "Hot Sex Machine" with a "cool app you must see now" is lazy IT administration. I know that small businesses often cannot afford an IT person, but to rely on some test is bad management. Are they going to retest people every year to make sure they're up on the latest scams or social engineering techniques? Will they pay people to take the time to educate themselves on this stuff?

    I'm sorry, but this would be like requiring employees to provide their own safety equipment, develop their own lock out/tag out procedures, and maintain their own confined space entry plans. It'd be like saying, "We don't have to implement safety guards because we test whether people know not to stick their fingers in moving machinery." Such things are the responsibility of management. If management provides a tool (a computer, a machine, a car) for an employee to use, it is the responsibility of management to maintain it and provide the proper training on it. Otherwise, it's just pushing the cost off to the employee.

    I understand that as a small business, this may be a challenge for them. But if they rely on some test, they're going to end up with a hodge-podge of protection with some minimal baseline. This is not good management.

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    1. Re:Do they do the same thing with vehicles? by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      If they use/provide company vehicles, would they test potential employees to see if they know how to change brake pads or replace a timing belt?

      Of course not. Drivers are already tested and given a driving license if they are qualified to use the equipment. They wouldn't give out a company car to someone without a driving license. As there is no standardised test for IT competency they make their own.

      You have a point that the sysadmins should be preventing most of the problems but if you are hiring someone to use a computer on your system 9-5, mon-fri then you probably want them to know, for instance, the difference between Excel and a spreadsheet pasted into Powerpoint. Also the user is usually the weakest link in the security chain, or at least the hardest to secure. No matter how well you lock a system down, a user will need access to the data which they are working on. And if they have access to that data then they have the ability to fuck it up. If you try to lock the system so that the user can't do ANY damage then you may as well turn it off and get them to work on paper.

      When all's said and done it's a balance - the sysadmins needs to stop as many problems as they can - proxies to stop people downloading inappropriate files, email filters, users not running as admin etc - but if the company is hiring people to use their computers all day every day then they should be looking for people with the ability to use them. Or at least identifying the areas where they lack knowledge and teaching them.

      (this comment was only supposed to be a line or two...hope I didn't ramble too much!)

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  32. ECDL by taylormc · · Score: 3, Informative

    The European Computer Driving License may be helpful here. See http://www.bcs.org/server.php?show=nav.5829 for a syllabus.

    1. Re:ECDL by taylormc · · Score: 1

      And what is the root of the OP's problems? Answer: Windows. I certainly wouldn't recommend the ECDL as a qualification to be used in job-hunting. However, the syllabus does appear to address basic desktop PC security issues, so could be valuable for in-service training.

  33. Re:that quiz is rubbish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Also, some of the questions are very US-centric.

    The Discover Card one caught me out because I thought 1800 numbers were freephone in the US (0800/08000 numbers are freephone in the UK) I did miss the From address on that one but that can easily be faked anyway.

    Also the second IRS one. I wouldn't know what a 'Letter of Deficiency' is or what the correct URL for the IRS is.

  34. Poor IT Babies by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

    This just sounds like an IT guy whining that someone's making him do his job. If they're not setting up/fixing/managing workstations, what is their job? I know there are some legit IT jobs that aren't workstation oriented, but it seems like the point of an IT department in any bigger company is mostly to make the computers which everyone else works on function correctly.

    I worked for a software division of a pretty highly-ranked fortune 500 company for about 3 years. In that time, 99% of what was on the IT guy's to-do list(which was publicly visible and available to add to on the intranet) was related to workstations. There was a daily backup to a data storage company(they actually came and swapped out the backup drives and took them away in a lockbox) and in 3 years probably 3 times they had to increase storage for the company-wide server shares. There may have been a handful of other things they did which didn't make it onto their list, but other than that it was ALL simple workstation stuff like "Add more RAM" or "Reformat to new OS".

    It doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me that IT people complain about the workstation users as much as they do. It's what they're paid to do. If they're not happy with the job, maybe find something else that suits you better.

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    If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can't be taken on its own merits
    1. Re:Poor IT Babies by lordandmaker · · Score: 1

      This is basically what I perceive my job (general IT Techy) to be - to keep the computers in a state where they're useful tools, so that everyone else can just get on with their job without having to do any of mine. Sort-of relevant to the OP, though, we have a hilarious policy here whereby our 'mac operators' (our studio is full of macs) must be able to build a mac themselves, and are then mostly left to their own devices. If they break it beyond repair, they have to find time to rebuild it. I don't know how it works, but it appears to not get too much in the way of getting work done, and for whatever reason the MCSE that heads up the IT department has worked out that macs are not part of our remit... The thing about complaining about the workstation user I understand fully, I see it as the same as when I was working in a shop and we routinely complained about the customers and how much easier it would be to get work done if they weren't involved.

  35. Seriously, that Spam and Phishing test sucks by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

    You can almost always circumvent Phishing schemes by going to the website to verify. It isn't a case of "LEGIT" or "PHISH". It is assume "ALWAYS PHISH" And many phishing attempts I've received have clues. Clues are normally a hyperlink that says "Login to Paypal", but when you hover over it, it says: www.someplaceelsethanpaypal.com.

    Its nice they were thinking of a test, but if someone answers PHISH for all 10 questions, hire them.

  36. Also test I-T for core biz competency by gig · · Score: 1

    The flip side is to test I-T hires to see if they have clue one about the company's core business. I can say for sure the I-T where I'm working right now have no idea what the company does or what would help people achieve the company's goals. They just know how to inform people that something is not working and it's Microsoft's fault, not their fault.

  37. More competency = less "maintenance" by CaptainNerdCave · · Score: 1

    Where I work (hotel), I'm the only tech-savvy employee. In the two years I've been employed here, one of the front-desk systems (running XP in administrator mode) has gone down for at least a day because of malware/virus problems 3+ times (once since the outsourced moron installed anti-virus software). More than that, some of the smallest problems result in calls to tech-support that is billed per call. By having novices using this equipment, the cost of operating goes up quickly.

    Hiring competent employees means less calls for tech-support, and fewer (zero?) days of down-time from malware/virus issues. Hiring mechanics that know how to drive a manual transmission is beneficial for repair shops, plumbers should know metric and English systems, insurance agents should know basic math (or how to use a calculator); why shouldn't everyone who handles a computer (read: MS products) know the basics?

  38. How about skills for IT hires? by devleopard · · Score: 1

    - Dressing and grooming standards - you should look the part of your company ... you want self-expression, start your own company - until then, your paychecks are signed by the same guy as the accountants and marketing group

    - Learn to communicate - written and oral communications. Not just using the right words, but the ability to confidently speak your mind in an appropriate manner. I can't tell you how many programmers I've worked with who were heads and shoulders above me in coding, but who I could always show up in meetings.

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  39. Windows by b4upoo · · Score: 1

    Simply ask each potential employee what OS they use at home. If they respond that it is a Windows OS do not hire them. If they use IE at home take them out back and put them out of their stupidity.

  40. Try the ECDL Foundation by mykdavies · · Score: 1

    The ECDL foundation run a computer skills accreditation programme that's widely used in Europe and has an increasing international focus. This covers a range of areas of computer competency; I can't see internet safety mentioned, but if you get in touch with them, they may be able to help you.

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  41. European Computer Drivers Licence by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    Have the employees make the ECDL or have it as a prerequisite to applying for the job. The ECDL is vendor independent and standardizes the training of basic 101 computer operations skills. They should have some basic security training in there as well. Definitely worthwhile checking it out.
    My 2 cents.

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    1. Re:European Computer Drivers Licence by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      I considered making this suggestion (as I have burdens of cow-orkers, but little control over who the Boss sends to work with me). But I suspect that it'd be dismissed by the questioner, because it's foreign. It sounds like they're American (which is a 90%-safe default assumption on SlashDot anyway).

      Your English is very likely to be better than my German ; but is our combined Chinese good enough to order Special Fried Rice instead of Fetid Dingo's Kidneys?

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  42. What about incompetant IT staff? by Jahmbo · · Score: 1

    It can't be expected that everyone will understand the vectors for infection. Part of the burden the IT staff carries is that people will do things to open the network environment to malicious attacks. What worries me more is the fact that there are people in positions of responsibility who haven't a clue about security. The biggest blip on my radar screen is a local health care provider, the Director of the facility hired her boyfriend to be their I.T. guy. I witnessed this clown downloading cracked software and installing it on health center computers, he was all puffed up about his USB drive that had x number of gigabytes of utility software on it and he didn't have to pay anything! In hindsight I should have gone straight to the BIA or the CEO of the hospital, but I approached her off the record and she said she would deal with it (yeah, I am a naive trusting soul). How about an ethics test for IT staffers in general to weed these scumbags out of the profession?

  43. Good Question, as usual, answer is: 'it depends' by qwerty8ytrewq · · Score: 1

    It depends on what you are doing with your computers and what flavour they are. As someone who is really really really bored of training people older than me, paid 3 times more than me, how to config POP, Windows, OSX, the fax, their phone etc... I totally agree, anyone in a job that needs to use a computer should know how to..... use it. Have you considered sitting job applicants down at a workstation and doing 10 minutes of hands-on testing? eg..here is a laptop, can you use the search function to find (inside 2 mins) the documents placed somewhere titled: 'incompetent noob', 'useless bluffing greyback' and 'I saved it somewhere in here'....? Or if you really want to get tuff, how about pluggin in all the bits of computer together in 2 mins? I am sure you can make up some good fun tests.

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  44. Basic Computer Skills by jd142 · · Score: 1

    At least once a week one of us has this conversation:

    us: Right click on the desktop
    them: Left click?
    us: no, right click
    them: where?
    us: right click on the desktop. The background you see when you don't have anything open.
    them: Ok. Click twice?
    us: no, right click once
    them: Ok.
    us: now left click on Personalize
    them: with the left button?
    us: Yes
    them: just once?
    us: yes, single click

    Or the even better copy and paste

    us: highlight the text
    them: how?
    us: click and hold and move the mouse
    them: I clicked and moved but nothing happened
    us: Did you double click?
    them: Oh, just click once?
    us: yes, click once, hold, and move the mouse
    them; Ok, it's highlighted. Oh, now its not
    us: did you click again after you highlighted?
    them: yeah
    us: click, hold, move, release and nothing else
    them: ok
    us: now hit ctrl+c
    them: At the same time?
    us: yes
    them: where's ctrl?
    us: by the space bar
    them: at the same time?
    us: yes, ctrl+c at the same time
    them: ok
    us: now click where you want to paste it.
    them: Double click?
    us: no, just once.
    them: I double clicked and it highlighted a word.
    us: just click once
    them: ok
    us: now hit ctrl+v
    them: at the same time?
    us: yes, same time
    them: ok

    us: hits head against wall until the pain stops

    1. Re:Basic Computer Skills by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

      Those situations is where VNC is a Godsend.... ;)

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    2. Re:Basic Computer Skills by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Almost every time I use Windows, I find myself trying to middle click paste. Linux spoils me, copy and pasting wise.

  45. It's not as easy as just making up a test.... by Slugster · · Score: 1

    ...past US supreme court decisions have found that if there is any effective discrimination of testing procedures it is illegal, even if the test is demonstrated to be directly relevant to the position and the test is not intended to be discriminatory (Griggs vs Duke Power Company, 1971).

    This is the reason for credentials inflation--private companies are afraid of getting sued for generating their own skills testing, so they just ask for higher and higher degrees every few years for the same jobs, even though the actual duties of the jobs don't change.

    Jobs that used to ask for high-school diplomas twenty years ago are requiring bachelor's degrees today.

    And colleges (being morally above the barbs of such intellectual accusations) engage in race-normimg, to make certain that more and more people who should have failed are passed anyway.

    http://www.popecenter.org/news/article.html?id=1749

    Good luck!
    ~

  46. Ignorance is bliss by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1

    "I've never had any of my computers, running Mac/Windows infected by anything that I know of, I don't use any sort of protection either..."

    Well there's you're problem right there. If you're running Windows and connecting it to the net, it is infected as a matter of course whether you choose to become aware of it or not. The only way to prevent it, is to not use Windows.

    So on behalf of all the Fortune 500 companies, for whom I do not represent, and on behalf of all the rest of us, whom I don't represent either, who feel the pinch from there elevated operational costs may I be the first to extend a heartfelt, sincere "FUCK YOU, VERY MUCH" to you and any horse you might have ridden in on.

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  47. Here is one I wrote about 3 years ago by rcb1974 · · Score: 1

    Most of the questions I thought up. Questions may have multiple or no correct answers.
    Questions probably should have been ordered by difficulty (from least to most difficult), but I never got around to it.

    http://docs.google.com/View?id=dgc7vm46_1dn83dq4g

  48. Certiport IC3 certification could be useful by zipslack · · Score: 1

    As a secondary technical education instructor in the Mississippi school system, I understand that all new technical-related hires are required to get this certification. Also, all currently-employed tech instructors will be required to get this certification. I went ahead and got it just to be "ahead of the game". The process, for me, consisted of an online class/workshop, online practice exams through Certiport, and a final 3-section exam. The exam covered basic computer hardware and OS knowledge, MS Office usage, and internet and networking principles. Was it the most comprehensive test? No. Was it a complete novice test? Also, no. Surprisingly, it covered a lot of ground - both hardware and software. I do not know what would be involved for employers to acquire this certification for their employees, but I can say from experience that anybody that receives it could be considered "computer literate". Here's a wikipedia link - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IC3_(certification).

  49. under that system you must pay overtime salary peo by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    under that system you must pay overtime salary people as well and don't even thing about docking for bathroom time.

  50. Ask your local community college by calmond · · Score: 1

    I am a professor at a regional community college, and we have a course designed for exactly the skills you are asking about. We also have a division called Workforce and Community Education. This division's job is to provide credit or non-credit training to businesses and industry in our region. Almost every community college has a similar component. Ours would jump at the opportunity to provide a pre-employment test and/or training for a company like yours, and we (as any other equivalent school) already have the people and resources to do it. If you want to do it in house, you could probably just ask the computer science professor for a copy of their final in the equivalent course and modify it as needed, or hire them for a couple of days as a contractor to make it for you and have it fit your exact needs. I fully agree that such testing is vital. Before I took this job I worked at a local chemical plant with 3000 employees. Our helpdesk of 10 people spent almost half of their time providing support to the same 7 or 8 employees in the plant. HR would never do anything about it, but there was a huge hidden cost in supporting these people by keeping them on. Also, some regular training on stuff for your current employees will help too, and you'd be surprised at how little it might cost doing it the way I've outlined. Good luck.

  51. Suggestions by FrankHS · · Score: 1

    Every employee will have deficits. Not only do you have to worry about the one who allows malware to be downloaded. What about an employee who sells valuable trade secrets to competitors or gets the company involved in a lawsuit. You may hire an incompetent employee who screws up things. It seems unlikely that you will be able to hire your entire staff to be competent in computer security.

    Teaching employees computer security, beyond a very basic understanding, requires a large investment of time. Hiring computer savvy people means that they are likely to want more money for the added skills. It would be much easier and cheaper to have one competent IT person managing the computers and then let the other employees focus on what they are good at. I am assuming that your computer needs are small enough that you can't justify hiring a full time IT guy.

    It isn't clear how your computers are set up or how many there are. Is there a network or just a bunch of computers? How do you handle backups?

    Maybe there is a person in your company who knows enough to handle most of the simpler problems. He could handle things like installing programs, maintaining the antivirus software, doing backups and he would have the administrator password. The employee who gets an email attachment to install hot babes (malware) on his computer is likely to think twice if he has to call the IT guy to enter the administrator password. He could be pulled away from his regular job whenever some IT service was needed.

    You could also hire a part time IT person. There are a lot of skillful people who are between jobs and would be happy to get a few hours of work a week.

    This is a place where a non-certified or non-degreed person can really shine. There are lots of people who are really good with computers and would love to do something like that. Of course you have to be able to decide who is competent to do that job.

    Here are some thoughts.

    He should be trustworthy.
    He needs to know how to install software, maintain antivirus software and handle backups.
    He needs to keep a balance between productivity and security. Some guys get so carried away with security that it is difficult for others to get any work done.
    Avoid arrogant people. You don’t want the BOFH running your computers.
    Beware of the guy who knows everything – He is lying to you!
    Make it clear that you are to have a copy of all administrator passwords – he may leave suddenly.
    Try to find a person who wants to do this for a long time.
    Possibly your existing consultant could help with evaluating him.

  52. Increased labor costs by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

    The problem with what you arelooking for is that you will now be increasing the level of skills that you are requiring of your employees. That means that you will be increasing the cost of hiring them and probably the wage that you need to pay them. Does the cost of fixing the problems when your current level of employees mess up exceed the cost of hiring employees who won't make those mistakes? I'll be perfectly honest, if the office manager cannot learn not to repeat the mistakes that lead to the virus infection, they are incompetent as an office manager in other ways as well.

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    The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
  53. Anti-virus and (shameless plug) AppGuard by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

    Since I lost the battle to raise my kid with a Linux computer, I bought an anti-virus product (Norton Internet-something) with the XP machine we ended up getting and also installed AppGuard. The Norton product allows me to block certain types of web sites and also catches most malware that may be encountered by MSIE, Firefox, and Thunderbird (I won that skirmish). AppGuard guards against zero-day attacks for stuff that isn't in the anti-virus signatures yet and is an excellent final ring of defense. I also have Windows Defender installed and have Windows auto-update turned on.

    I personally believe that employees should be professional enough not to go surfing porn sites and the stuff the web-blocking component blocks, but your parents have a right to run their business the way they choose. It is, however, unrealistic to expect non-IT employees to recognize every possible attack vector, particularly when even IT people with years of experience can be taken in, and it is crazy to run Windows computers in an office environment without an anti-virus.

    Full disclosure: I work for the maker of AppGuard, but I work on different products. My recommendation is based on my personal experience with it.

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    "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell
  54. No different than the trades. by zerofoo · · Score: 1

    I worked on cars during college. I was required to buy and maintain my own tools. If I broke a tool working on a car, I was required to repair or replace the tool out of my own pocket.

    I went thousands of dollars into debt before even receiving my first paycheck. This is a standard practice in many trades.

    I've probably got over $20,000 in tools, that I still own, from that job - and that was a requirement to keep that job. No tools, no job.

    -ted

  55. Re:Security 101 by MLease · · Score: 1

    enhance

    I do not think that word means what you think it means....

    -Mike

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  56. Malwarebytes by Quick+Reply · · Score: 1

    Just purchase a copy of Malwarebytes (which is not very expensive, less than $25USD for a lifetime license - http://www.malwarebytes.com/), as well as up-to-date anti-virus (http://www.microsoft.com/security_essentials/ - Microsoft Security Essentials which is free and is very good) and not have to worry about user competency. Malwarebytes is phenomenal in protecting PCs from Malware. I have serviced many PCs with the Full Version of Malwarebytes installed (which has real-time protection) and nothing has slipped past so far.

  57. Great idea - include some abuse as well by swordgeek · · Score: 1

    No, I'm not being facetious, or at least not very much.

    Every company I've worked for has an HR orientation of some sort for new hires. This not only includes an overview of benefits, etc., but also a lecture of some length on diversity, understanding, tolerance, and respect in the workplace. My current employer has a three-day seminar that is mandatory for every full-time employee.

    Basically, we are treated like social retards who will start smacking women (or men) on the asses and demanding coffee delivered, if we aren't trained in basic manners over and over again; but it is assumed that every janitor and desk clerk is sufficiently skilled in computer operations (besides those needed directly for their job), and this will never need to be examined or refreshed.

    Honestly, cut the HR training and how much grief or money have you incurred? Not a lot.
    Now replace it with basic computer/internet security and use training, and how much grief or money have you saved? A hell of a lot, I would guess!

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    1. Re:Great idea - include some abuse as well by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      Honestly, cut the HR training and how much grief or money have you incurred? Not a lot. Now replace it with basic computer/internet security and use training, and how much grief or money have you saved? A hell of a lot, I would guess!

      Until someone says something racist/ageist/sexist/etc. (or innocent) to someone (or someone overly sensitive) who sues the company for creating a hostile work environment. If they drop you all in a class for ex-Klansmen and reforming rapists, then they can always point to that and say "We tried!"

  58. You'll quickly run into trouble by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    I worked for a community college and IME not one in ten educators (just as an example) actually possesses the job skills called for in their job description, which includes familiarity with Microsoft Office as a line item. If you're trying to find good people, and you're simply adding on more requirements, you're only shrinking your pool of applications and disqualifying people who could do the job.

    There are basically two approaches which I can see which might work for you. One of them is to lock the systems down to the point where it is difficult to harm the machine. Consider switching away from Windows, which is often easier than you think. The other plan is to simply train your users. Train users in detection of malware and in best practices; you don't need to know all that much anyway.

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  59. As a support person by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

    I have to disagree. If they send me the whole session, I can look at the URL, the status bar, the taskbar, and the context of the error. It is quite helpful sometimes.

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    How much is your data worth? Back it up now.
  60. Cisco??? by FearKratos · · Score: 1

    Perhaps Cisco could be make a test (if they haven't already) that tests users for basic IT proficiency. This way if you pass you would be certified and hard documentation of your skills could make employers feel better about not having Tech staff for their small business.

  61. Re:Nonsense. by KahabutDieDrake · · Score: 1

    I run a self sufficient company which provides me more than gainful employment. As recently as 5 years ago, I was working as a "professional" in the markets you probably work in.

    You say that everyone would work 9-5 if what I say is true. MOST PEOPLE DO. So I'm not sure what your point is. OH... are you trying to imply you are one of the 1% of independent contractors that make a living? Or simply that your boss is too blind to notice that some significant portion of your "work time" is being used personally? Do you really think he doesn't care? Do you really think that when it's review time, they don't talk about the fact that you could put out twice as much if you didn't spend half the day on your phone/facebook? That's cute, but you are naive.

    You may in fact have that rare relationship with your boss that as long as you get "your work" done, they don't care what else is going on. But you should know that is pretty damn rare, and most employers will look at that, and say, "well obviously he doesn't have enough work to do".

    Most of you in the IT biz seem to think that there isn't an endless line of work behind what you already did. There is. If you don't know that, or don't care, then you are cheating your employer. If you do know that and you aren't already moving to work on it, you are LAZY, and I would replace you with someone that took the initiative.

  62. Can sometime be bad. by DrYak · · Score: 1

    It's the strategy used in my previous university, using Rembo (now part of IBM's Tivoli) as the imaging software.

    It has lots of advantages (wiping machines clean), but also a big problem :
    In case of outbreaks of a worm which can automatically propagate without any user interaction, the worm will be able to constantly infect freshly wiped machines, until the master image is upgraded with latest security updates.
    We had a couple of such catastrophic outage at the uni, because the images where centrally managed (we were powerless to fix them) and it took a couple of days until the central reacted and issued newer fixed images.

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  63. hello every one by clark40 · · Score: 1

    I was able to ge promoted upwards to the career I have now based on the merits of my passion to learn -on the job or not- as well as well as my ability to apply new ideas quickly. Not everyone is as lucky whether they have the skills or not. which is why I believe a lot of budding IT professionals and/or programmers ccnp would get in the door a lot easier with a competency test. On the flipside, maybe less losers would get in the door too.You never know, it could happen. :)

  64. And by mahadiga · · Score: 1

    Hire people smarter than you.

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  65. Grumpy Old Man says... by Nutria · · Score: 1

    doing that several times a week because yet another infected ad on CNN or whatever hosed their profile

    Block CNN, Fox News, You Tube, etc, etc.

    Hell, block all sites except those needed by the employee for the competent functioning of their assigned tasks.

    For developers, that means allowing various technical sites, and for secretary and shipping clerks it's Expedia, UPS, etc.

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