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Justice Not As Blind As Previously Thought

NotSoHeavyD3 writes "I doubt this is much of a surprise but apparently Cornell University did a study that seems to show you're more likely to get convicted if you're ugly. From the article: 'According to a Cornell University study, unattractive defendants are 22 percent more likely to be convicted than good-looking ones. And the unattractive also get slapped with harsher sentences — an average of 22 months longer in prison.'"

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  1. Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Those will take a real toll on your looks. They also have a nasty tendency to turn people into thieves, prostitutes, and murderers. Also, being white trash will tend to age you about ten years, and it usually also comes with at least two or three DUI-on-an-ATV/public-intoxication/starting-a-fight-down-at-the-bar arrests.

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    1. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah.

      I mean, he may get an extra 6 months because of that big scar on his cheek, but that big scar on his cheek shows that he got into a knife fight at some point. Perhaps keeping individuals prone to that kind of behavior off the streets for a few extra months isn't exactly a bad thing.

    2. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by sopssa · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah because theres no possibility someone caused it without any involvement from him.

      Besides, how do you think some businessman with nice tan would compare to some overweight person who person who sits on computer all day long? Not looking good for us slashdotters.

    3. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by cgenman · · Score: 5, Informative

      According to TFA, the researchers used theoretical juries of undergrads, and merely swapped the photo associated with them. I haven't seen the photos myself, but researchers usually use a distribution of attractive or unattractive photos that don't include "disfigured in a bar fight" and "barely cognizant heroin addict."

      Of course, being a theoretical study on paper does mean that real-world influences could be much lower... or higher. For example, any signs of remorse in the courtroom, performance on the stand, etc might be much more significant to the overall judgement process. Or maybe the juries take real courtroom activity more seriously. Or maybe undergrads all just need to get laid.

    4. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      According to TFA, the researchers used theoretical juries of undergrads, and merely swapped the photo associated with them.

      No, it doesn't say that. It says,

      They were then given case studies of defendants, complete with a photograph and profile, were read jury instructions and listened to the cases' closing arguments.

      It never says if the photograph was real or fictitious. However, using the same case study with different pictures would point strongly toward this being a cause and not just a correlation.

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    5. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In reality beautiful people are more likely to have more money, which means they can probably afford better lawyers too. Humans (and not just humans) are suckers for beauty, such is life.

    6. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by davidshewitt · · Score: 1

      I mean, he may get an extra 6 months because of that big scar on his cheek, but that big scar on his cheek shows that he got into a knife fight at some point. Perhaps keeping individuals prone to that kind of behavior off the streets for a few extra months isn't exactly a bad thing.

      I disagree. What if the scar is from something else? What if someone broke into his home and he ended up in a knife fight while defending himself? You cannot make a judgement when you don't know the facts.

    7. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by TruthSauce · · Score: 1

      Except that statistically, this person is far more likely to be violent.

      If you take the group of "has scars on face" and the group "doesn't have scars on face", the correlation is going to be noticeable.

      Remember, this whole discussion is about a correlation, not an isolated incident.

    8. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by TruthSauce · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Your sarcasm is misplaced and disingenuous.

      "Real" scientists welcome factual challenges.

      However, the GP stated inaccurate facts in order to claim theories that have obvious personal relevance.

      If researchers had to answer to every quack who thought they had a clue, they would never get any research done, which, confoundingly, often makes the quacks think they're correct. :-)

    9. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by kpainter · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      According to TFA, the researchers used theoretical juries of undergrads, and merely swapped the photo associated with them.

      I hear the picture they used of Hillary Clinton got life.

    10. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by gclef · · Score: 2, Informative

      The result isn't actually that surprising. A similar result was mentioned in the book Blink that was popular a while ago. The study mentioned in Blink showed that juries were very sensitive to the race of the accused, and that black defendants had a much higher conviction rate, even with very similar evidence.

      For a beautiful example of how it works subconsciously, have a look at the Implicit Association Tests from Harvard.

    11. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but lawyers have known this at least anecdotally for quite some time. Perhaps there should be requirement that all communication between the parties in trial and the judge or jury should be in writing or channelled through their lawyer.

    12. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      As an underweight person who sits on the computer all day I see this as all good news. My glass is all full.

    13. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by timeOday · · Score: 1

      Actually I think your sarcastic post is mostly correct, unless you at least bother to read the paper. Now that cnn allows posting replies to stories, we see slashdot is not alone; every study is "rebutted" with a bunch of meaningless kneejerk garbage.

    14. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by Nugoo · · Score: 0

      Or maybe undergrads all just need to get laid.

      Yes, we do.

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    15. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      white trash

        Define term, please.

        Much of the latest economic meltdown can be traced back to people who I apply that same term to.

        thieves, prostitutes, and murderers

        Indeed.

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    16. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        In other words, it's basically meaningless.

        Makes good headlines, however.

      SB

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    17. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Not too long ago, Germans had less chance of landing a top job without a Mensur scar.

    18. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by Xaositecte · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The definition of "White Trash" differs from person to person because it's generally a perjorative, but in general:

      - Low on the Socioeconomic ladder, lives in trailor parks or shitty apartments.
      - Embraces a lifestyle that keeps them and their children low on the socioeconomic ladder. Usually uneducated past High School, prefers alcohol or drug abuse to working long hours, fails to take care of their children, etc.
      - Has white skin color.

    19. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by Fluffeh · · Score: 4, Funny

      As an underweight person who sits on the computer all day I see this as all good news. My glass is all full.

      That's because you never eat or drink you silly skinny person! Now, start drinking from that glass and eating from your plate before you wither away!! Here at /. we have ways to deal with such "full glasses". Now, DRINK!

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    20. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ugh, what a horrible test. It's loaded with an astonishing amount of implicit cultural bias. It asked me to put a load of pictures into either 'white american' or 'black american' categories. Since I'm not American, the 'American' part of those labels means very little to me, so I was just categorising the people based on skin colour. When you come to dark-skinned hispanics, where should you put them? I picked black, because that's how most of the people of that ethnicity of my acquaintance (who are not Americans of any kind) describe themselves. Apparently this is wrong, but the test is clearly designed by people with no understanding of psychology because it told me that this was wrong, which meant that I got it 'right' the next time. Not because it was measuring how I perceive these people (I perceive them as Spanish or Portuguese with some Moorish ancestry, not as Black or White Americans), but because - over the course of the test - I had learned that the people designing the test perceived them as 'White Americans'. I stopped doing the test at that point. It is so far away from being scientific that it's not even funny.

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    21. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      prefers alcohol or drug abuse to working long hours

      I think I prefer alcohol to working long hours too. Are there really people who say 'I'd like to come for a pint, but what I really want to do is work for five more hours - it's much more fun'?

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    22. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      We have a building full of people who like to work 10+ hours a day. Heck, some of them are sending emails at 3am.

      While I'm more on your side of the line than theirs, who do you think the business is going to promote and retain at a higher rate?

      They genuinely enjoy working longer hours. It's challenging. It's fun. It's not about the money for the majority of them.

      A lot of humans enjoy being productive and busy over being idle.

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    23. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Exactly, this is the driving force behind that Tenenbaum case.

    24. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by Xaositecte · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Pardon me, I'm being unclear here.

      It's not that people should ALWAYS work long hours, it's that sometimes (Especially if you have no education) it's necessary to work long hours in order to achieve a higher standard of living for yourself or your children. People under the "White Trash" label wouldn't make that sacrifice. What could have been a college fund for their kids would instead either never be earned in the first place, or wasted on drugs or alcohol.

    25. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      You have the preference wrong. It's not 'I enjoy working more than drinking beer'. It's 'Sitting around having a beer would be nice, but I prefer to work more so that I can get out of the crap high-crime neighborhood I live in, so that I can get my children into a safe area with decent schools'.

    26. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Probably not.

      Another thing to consider: good looks are often associated with good nutrition, which is associated (in one way or another) with higher intelligence. This would mean the 'pretty' criminals would be less likely (statistically) to make stupid mistakes, less likely to have conclusive evidence held against them, and less likely to have actually done the crime in the first place.

      That is, provided such correlation is actually true to begin with (in all cases). :P

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    27. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah because theres no possibility someone caused it without any involvement from him.

      We're talking about statistics here.

    28. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      By the way, this study has been done several times at several times in history. I remember reading the same thing (ugly people are convicted more) 25 years or more ago. And that probably wasn't the first time someone came up with that conclusion. I'd put money that someone came to that conclusion centuries ago, etc etc etc.

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    29. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Yeah because theres no possibility someone caused it without any involvement from him.

      You seem to be confusing what is possible with what is probable. Besides, you're missing the point. People are not sitting in court consciously going "Hey, this guy has a big scar, he must be guilty" -- the process is unconscious.

    30. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Yea, using vain college students probably didn't have anything to do with it either. Or them knowing that there was no real change to the persons life regardless of what they said about them.

      Yes, if you use HotOrNot as your jury, ugly people are screwed, no shit.

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    31. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by Protoslo · · Score: 1

      I tried the Gender/Career test (because it was the first on the list), and am unsure how it could reveal implicit associations, rather than my (in-)ability to keep up with which side each category was on. I wondered if they were trying to trick me into taking a working memory test.

      Apparently only 17% of takers scored neutral, however...

    32. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound ugly.

      And fat.

    33. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we can't have people going around getting assaulted indiscriminately.

    34. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 1

      Then all the lawyers really will be hot single women in their late 20s - early 30s, just like on TV!

    35. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by JimFive · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm way late. But the test is a test of your reaction time, not your "right vs. wrong" answers. The test apparently shows that it takes most people (Americans) longer to classify a black person into a positive category than for a white person. The presumption is that the length of this delay can be used a measure of racism. It was also shown that if the test-taker had been exposed to positive images of blacks (e.g. Martin Luther King speeches, etc) that es score was more neutral.

      This isn't to say that their aren't problems with the conclusions being drawn from this test, there are. But I think you misunderstood how it is supposed to work.
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  2. yeah, well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe they should have thought about that BEFORE being ugly...

    1. Re:yeah, well by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      I was just born ugly ... I guess I'd better walk the "straight and narrow" or get some plastic surgery done.

    2. Re:yeah, well by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Shoulda thought of that before being born ugly.

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    3. Re:yeah, well by soundguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shoulda thought of that before being born ugly.

      More propaganda from the left-wing, politically-correct, pro-ugly/fugly/trans-ugly movement.

      Wake up, people. Ugly is a lifestyle choice! I'm so sick of the "ugly agenda" being forced on normal society by these radicals, demanding to be married, adopt kids, etc. They're destroying the institution of marriage!

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    4. Re:yeah, well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/marriage/attractiveness/

    5. Re:yeah, well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, we prefer to be called appearance impaired.

    6. Re:yeah, well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could rob a bank to pay for the plastic surgery.

    7. Re:yeah, well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHOOSH

  3. Correlation is not causation by Hatta · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Did anyone consider that the ugly may commit more crimes?

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    1. Re:Correlation is not causation by DreamsAreOkToo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did anyone consider that the ugly may commit more crimes?

      No, because typically politicians are not ugly.

    2. Re:Correlation is not causation by yincrash · · Score: 1

      Even if they do (which I'm not sure of), I don't think that factors into this. I assume the percentages are based on respective party's amount of crime.

    3. Re:Correlation is not causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Read TFA please. The study was done with students at Cornell, who were asked to give their verdict after reading the closing arguments from the trial. The pictures of ugly and non-ugly people were inserted into these case studies, so that the same facts were presented as though they were about two different people.

      The ugly might very well commit more crimes, but this study eliminates that as a confounding factor.

    4. Re:Correlation is not causation by Karganeth · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Nobody even fucking said that being ugly caused you to commit more crimes.

      if i see another +5 insightful "correlation != causation" my brain is going to fucking explode.

    5. Re:Correlation is not causation by Thyamine · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Thank you. I hate that every report/study/survey that comes out gets this tag or someone gets the +5 just as you said. We are all aware of this, but it does not always apply!

      Someone could post a study 'finds putting hand in fire causes burns! and 5 minutes later someone will post the correlation!=causation tag regardless.

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    6. Re:Correlation is not causation by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      if i see another +5 insightful "correlation != causation" my brain is going to fucking explode.

      correlation != causation c'mon guys. Mod me up. You know you want to see it, too.

    7. Re:Correlation is not causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So what it really says is, 'Cornell students are more likely to punish you if you are ugly'.

    8. Re:Correlation is not causation by schon · · Score: 1

      Nobody even fucking said that being ugly caused you to commit more crimes.

      Wrong. Hatta did (well, he implied it by asking a leading question.)

      if i see another +5 insightful "correlation != causation" my brain is going to fucking explode.

      Methinks you need a software upgrade. Maybe this might help you. :)

    9. Re:Correlation is not causation by bigdavex · · Score: 5, Funny

      if i see another +5 insightful "correlation != causation" my brain is going to fucking explode.

      OK, but how do we know that your brain exploding isn't causing these posts to be moderated highly?

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    10. Re:Correlation is not causation by dcollins · · Score: 1

      Agreed, and on top of this, the research in question was a designed experiment with control & experimental groups, which does in fact establish causation. The Slashdot "correlation != causation" crowd is almost uniformly ignorant about what they're saying.

      A quote from Neil A. Weiss, Introductory Statistics, 7E, p. 22: "In an *observational study*, researchers simply observe characteristics and take measurements, as in a sample survey. In a *designed experiment*, researchers impose treatments and controls and then observe characteristics and take measurements. Observational studies can only reveal _association_, whereas designed experiments can help establish _causation_."

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    11. Re:Correlation is not causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Exactly. This is not a representative sample.

    12. Re:Correlation is not causation by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      oh for a modpoint...

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    13. Re:Correlation is not causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's interesting to watch the /. hive mind. You are correct, of course; that saying is getting VERY old now. However, though people will eventually stop writing it, the hive mind tends to remember these facts, and incorporate their meanings in future posts/arguments. (Witness the general change of opinion about pirating as an example.

      Reading /. will (slowly) make you smarter!

    14. Re:Correlation is not causation by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      True, I've always thought this guy was a steaming ball of yum. Or the man with the eyebrows that just don't stop, or you can always count on this guy for a great expression.

      Seriously, if you see them on TV, the soft lighting and makeup does wonders, but in real life........lets hope they don't find a jury.

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    15. Re:Correlation is not causation by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 1

      what? really? wow, I guess beauty IS in the eye of the beholder.

    16. Re:Correlation is not causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but does crime make you ugly? Does having good Karma make you more attractive and bad Karma make you a Troll? If true then we've got some butte ugly serial killers on Slashdot! Posting AC to protect my Karma. I can risk the Karma but I can't aford to loose what "looks" I've got.

    17. Re:Correlation is not causation by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Though, generally (throughout the world), such samples include people who are disproportionally more likely to serve justice to others (and who are, ultimatelly, chosen by the societies to do so)

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    18. Re:Correlation is not causation by hrvatska · · Score: 1

      if i see another +5 insightful "correlation != causation" my brain is going to fucking explode.

      Then you'd be really ugly. A judge would probably slap you with ten to life just for jaywalking.

    19. Re:Correlation is not causation by obarthelemy · · Score: 1, Interesting

      the methodology is so flawed I don't know where to start
      - youngsters are likely much more sensitive to looks than more mature people. I know I changed that way.
      - cutting the inputs down to case summary+photo emphasizes looks ... What a surprise ! May be not the same happens, or not to the same degree, when the accused actually moves, talks... and the photo is NOT the only "feeling" of him/her the jurors get ?
      - maybe over the course of a trial, feelings take a back seat to facts ? I get a feeling the study was done with 1h per trial, no time to take a step back.
       

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    20. Re:Correlation is not causation by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Have you looked at Cheney's pictures?

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    21. Re:Correlation is not causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One word: Waxman. I mean he's a decent person as politicians go, but were his constituents thinking that if they're going to elect somebody whose job is being a rat they might as well pick the guy that looks like one?

    22. Re:Correlation is not causation by Naturalis+Philosopho · · Score: 1

      Hey, anybody notice that a lot of people are going on about the people who post about "correlation is not causation"? I wonder if there's a reason that's happening or if it's just coincidence...

    23. Re:Correlation is not causation by onemorechip · · Score: 1

      butte ugly serial killers

      Um, are they ugly, or are they buttes?

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    24. Re:Correlation is not causation by PPH · · Score: 1

      I'll give that one a +1 splat.

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    25. Re:Correlation is not causation by sorak · · Score: 1

      In this case, they presented actual crimes to sample juries, and swapped the actual photos of the defendant with either attractive or unattractive images. So, the "ugly people commit more crimes" angle is not a factor here.

      But, it is still fair to question whether "169 Cornell psychology undergraduates" is an accurate reflection of what most juries look like (no pun intended).

    26. Re:Correlation is not causation by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      o_O

      Either you have live on Venus, or you are sick.

    27. Re:Correlation is not causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      simply butte ugly. it's slang for "exceptionally ugly, second to none", derived from the words "butte" and "ugly".

    28. Re:Correlation is not causation by Vintermann · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, maybe this doesn't matter at all. You go ahead and prove that. Meanwhile, the evidence suggests that looks do matter, just like we already know race and gender matters.

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    29. Re:Correlation is not causation by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Yes, maybe this doesn't matter at all. You go ahead and prove that. Meanwhile, the evidence suggests that looks do matter, just like we already know race and gender matters.

      No, he doesn't have to prove it. The burden of proof is on the one doing the asserting. He's pointed out that the scientists failed in their assertion; they've proven something OTHER than what they claim to.

    30. Re:Correlation is not causation by GasparGMSwordsman · · Score: 1

      Nobody even fucking said that being ugly caused you to commit more crimes.

      Actually several people have said that, including this guy:

      Any time a study comes out, twelvity million Slashdotters start chanting "Correlation!=Causation". None actually read the article. In fact, most have their rant typed out long before the story hits slashdot, and simply cut and paste into the comment box.

      So, in the interest of keeping up this fine tradition, I offer the following:

      1) Ugly people are more likely to actually commit the crime. Makes sense. Pretty people are less likely to need to do a crime as they are more likely to get good employement.

      2) Committing a crime MAKES you ugly. Far fetched? Maybe. But I am sure those stupid researchers who only get by on grant money never thought of such a thing.

      From this post:

      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1656418&cid=32256490

      In a bit of irony, my capthca was "dumbbell". =P

    31. Re:Correlation is not causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      correlation!=causation

      I want to see videos of heads exploding pal, get your sister or mum in the room with a camera and show them how to post that stuff to youtube!

    32. Re:Correlation is not causation by timeOday · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The ugly might very well commit more crimes, but this study eliminates that as a confounding factor.

      What some people here are trying to argue is that if ugly people commit more crimes, then being ugly is itself a piece of evidence, so they the burden of other, factual evidence is less.

      I have conservative friends who think this way. DNA evidence springs some black guy from jail after serving 10 years for a rape he didn't commit, and my friend says, oh well, look at him, he probably did other crimes for which he was never caught.

    33. Re:Correlation is not causation by ffreeloader · · Score: 1

      Read TFA please. The study was done with students at Cornell, who were asked to give their verdict after reading the closing arguments from the trial.

      Yes, please read the article. The students were given the closing arguments, and the case study of the defendant. That's an important piece of information that you missed. Another important piece of information you missed was that the article also says in serious cases with strong evidence there was no statistical difference in conviction rates between ugly and beautiful people too.

      All this study says to me is that, lacking strong evidence one way or the other, with respect to guilt or innocence, and in trivial cases, the jurors were unconsciously influenced by beauty. What a shocker. Who'd a thunk it? Humans are more attracted to beauty than ugliness?

      How did I know that before this study came out? Do yah think this study only tells us what we've known about human nature for a few thousand years? What a waste of time and money.

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    34. Re:Correlation is not causation by Surt · · Score: 1

      Nope. Control and experimental conditions do not accomplish that. Random assignment to conditions does. So if you want to rule out being ugly causing you to commit more crimes you have to assign random people to the ugly condition.

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    35. Re:Correlation is not causation by Surt · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't know if that was unintentionally stupid or intentionally funny.

      http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/butte

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    36. Re:Correlation is not causation by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny

      if i see another +5 insightful "correlation != causation" my brain is going to fucking explode.

      Will that be a causation, or merely a correlation?

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    37. Re:Correlation is not causation by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I think he looks like a Vogon, and who better to do paperwork?

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    38. Re:Correlation is not causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They weren't always that ugly. They're old, mmmkay?

      Couldn't readily find an old picture of Waxman (in all of three minutes trying), but here's one of Barney Frank, and one of Dick Cheney. Not nearly as homely, in either case.

    39. Re:Correlation is not causation by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Politicians usually don't commit many crimes, they just go for the really big ones.

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    40. Re:Correlation is not causation by meerling · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but whose gonna wipe the gray matter off of my monitor?

    41. Re:Correlation is not causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Students of Cornell? What should one expect from smart, young, hot and rich people who have never had to witness or experience real suffering? Then again, they used only photographs without a video portraying the defendants behaviour during the trial, so the actual judgement by intuition may be different in a real court case.

    42. Re:Correlation is not causation by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It might be possible that the people taking part in this study have developed a discrimination bias which leads them to think "criminals are more likely to be ugly".

      It's a "class" thing. If you're at Cornell, chances are you're around a lot of people who are "well bred". Your type doesn't commit crimes, obviously - but people "below" you do. Because they did not have a coddled upbringing (or for whatever reasons) they're more likely to exhibit traits that are found "ugly": yellow teeth, overweight, bad complexion, asymmetrical faces, no gym bodies, etc.

      It'd be similar to the whole "black people commit more crimes" cultural bias that leads many people to instinctively avoid sketchy black people on the streets.

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    43. Re:Correlation is not causation by pipedwho · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No, the scientists have shown an indicative bias in a simplified controlled study. If you want a more concise conclusion, you'll either have to wait for someone to perform further study with a different sampling of people/environments, or you can formulate another hypothesis and provide some test data.

      Making the exact opposite statement is equally untested in a scientific sense and also requires proof. Many scientific theories can never be proven with 100% certainty, however, by definition, they must be falsifiable in some way, and in this case provide a numeric analyses that can be refined with improved test methods and data.

      What the students have done is formulate a hypothetical argument and provided data to support that position. If further confounding variables are established, then the confidence in the hypothesis is weakened, but doesn't automatically default to an opposite viewpoint. In this case, it merely defaults to a lower confidence of accuracy. The conclusion is what it is, and does support the hypothesis. If contrary evidence is provided, then the hypothesis may be weakened to the point where it does support the opposing argument.

      A follow-up study to this one could include a random sampling of people from the greater population. Beyond that, they could use actors. Beyond that, they could provide analyses of numerous real case studies and normalise against various background variables. etc.

      At some point, the confidence level of the original hypothesis will increase to a point that extrapolating into the real justice system could produce highly accurate results.

      The article author implies that the result extrapolates to the real justice system. However, the actual scientific study is really about human reasoning being influenced by emotional bias. So, I suspect the author of the article has taken liberties to generate their own more sensationalist conclusion.

    44. Re:Correlation is not causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are on the inside.

    45. Re:Correlation is not causation by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Where do YOU live?

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    46. Re:Correlation is not causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That may be a social conditioning thing. When my father used to beat me if I proved I hadn't done what I was being punished for, I was told that I was sure to have done something else that deserved punishment. It was fairly obvious he'd gotten that little aphorism (actually, by todays definitions, I think it's a meme) quite literally beaten into him by his own father who was even more strict. It's one of those Authority is always right, even when it's wrong, which it never is, because it's Authority! things. Logic, reason, justice, etc. aren't important, only Authority. It's a very comforting thought to those who perceive themselves as part of the Authority, whatever form it happens to take. And the reward for conforming is becoming part of the authority, even if your position isn't as elevated as others. This kind of pattern is seen in militaries (break em down and build em back up... unless they snap like Gomer in Full Metal Jacket), bullying (the toady is a fairly universally recognized figure, protecting himself by bolstering the bullies power), religion, society at large, etc. It's just part of a social feedback mechanism and part of how we define what "normal" is.

    47. Re:Correlation is not causation by Zerth · · Score: 1

      It's easily shown to be true, just look at convictions of teachers for having sex with students: Hot chicks get community service, ugly chicks get a few years. Handsome guys get a few years, ugly guys get 20-life.

    48. Re:Correlation is not causation by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Whenever something can be explained by stupidity, that is the most likely explanation. (A corollary of "Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be described by stupidity.") The only exception to this rule is if it's me, then assume irony.

    49. Re:Correlation is not causation by onemorechip · · Score: 1

      Actually, the second is the corollary of the first, not the other way around. But, you were just being ironic, right?

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    50. Re:Correlation is not causation by ari_j · · Score: 1

      You nailed it. And to be fair, while that one was on purpose, the assumption probably doesn't apply unless I explicitly mention it in that particular instance - in cases when I don't, assume stupidity. =)

    51. Re:Correlation is not causation by Kjella · · Score: 1

      So what exactly is flawed here? Maybe not everyone on the jury will be youngsters but certainly some, so even if you found no bias in others juries would be biased. Perhaps reducing the scope and time provoked a larger focus on looks, but that could only magnify a difference that was already there.

      Personally I think this files under "doh". You know from movies and elsewhere that people have a concept of what villains and crooks should look like. I have no doubt that they have an easier time to convict if it follows that stereotype than goes against it.

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    52. Re:Correlation is not causation by jgagnon · · Score: 1

      Innocence is only skin deep, guilty is to the bone.

      Or something.

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    53. Re:Correlation is not causation by nschubach · · Score: 1

      ... did they do the crimes because they were ugly, or were they mistreated all their life because they were ugly leading to a life of crime.

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    54. Re:Correlation is not causation by gnalle · · Score: 1

      They probably tested the same criminal case with several choices of accompanying picture. That allowed them to examine if the suggested punishment for a given case was independent of the accompanying picture.

  4. Good hint for slashdot users by notommy · · Score: 5, Funny

    who are in jail and are wondering why their prison term was longer than the average.

    1. Re:Good hint for slashdot users by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      Terry Childs, is that you?

    2. Re:Good hint for slashdot users by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hans weeps quietly into his pillow.

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    3. Re:Good hint for slashdot users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shooting first wasn't such a good idea was it now hotshot?

    4. Re:Good hint for slashdot users by BitZtream · · Score: 0, Troll

      He's not weeping quietly ... more like begging bubba to stop at the top of his lungs ...

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  5. Female teachers and students by lemur3 · · Score: 0

    So is this the reason why we see so many female teachers going off so lightly when they have sex with student boys in comparison to their male colleagues ?

    1. Re:Female teachers and students by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I'd be inclined to doubt it, I'm sure the sex of the offender plays an overwhelmingly greater role. It wouldn't at all surprise me if the hot ones get lighter sentences, though.

    2. Re:Female teachers and students by westlake · · Score: 1

      So is this the reason why we see so many female teachers going off so lightly when they have sex with student boys in comparison to their male colleagues ?

      I don;t like seeing claims like this made without a shred of proof.

      Show me the number of women charged. The number of men charged. The age of the boy or girl. The age of the teacher. Other aggravating or mitigating factors.

    3. Re:Female teachers and students by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man.... I wish I had been a student at YOUR high school.

    4. Re:Female teachers and students by oldhack · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, it's because most of us wish we had teachers like that.

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    5. Re:Female teachers and students by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Show me the number of women charged. The number of men charged. The age of the boy or girl. The age of the teacher. Other aggravating or mitigating factors."

      Also show us the addresses of all the women charged. We need to determine if they're especially attracted to young men or just generally "easy." For scientific purposes of course. I'm sure it will take a lot of testing given the number of subjects involved, but i'm willing to volunteer.

    6. Re:Female teachers and students by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      All I know is that if I had a teacher like that, I would have payed a LOT more attention in class!

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    7. Re:Female teachers and students by TruthSauce · · Score: 3, Informative

      There are lots of studies on this.

      Here is just one of them.

      Holland, etc al. 2009
      http://www.scientificjournals.org/journals2009/articles/1439.pdf

      Female average sentence 11.60 years
      Male average sentence 28.05 years

      And if the victim and perpetrators are both male, the mean sentence is over 45 years. (this usually includes very long probationary periods ~20 years)

      The mean sentence for first degree murder is currently around 34 years.

    8. Re:Female teachers and students by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting, but do they also "get off" lightly in the subsequent court cases?

    9. Re:Female teachers and students by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you forgot to also request the pictures of said people

  6. And this is why... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The statues of justice are always blindfolded, not blind...

    On the plus side, we could spend some time discussing phrenological theories of the "physiognomy of the criminal type" which are always amusing.

    1. Re:And this is why... by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The statues of justice are always blindfolded, not blind...

      You know how blind people often wear sunglasses to hide their useless eyes? Guess hat they wore back before sunglasses were invented. Go on, guess...

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    2. Re:And this is why... by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 3, Funny

      Lampshades?

    3. Re:And this is why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How are you supposed to judge if you can't see... this always boggled my mind. Are blind people more prone to detect lies? If a farmer goes off and kills another farmer, takes his land and impersonates the dead farmer will a blind[folded] person know he's lying... Or is the blind stuff just a metaphor for giving arbitrary judgments and sentences making fun of the legal system altogether? Maybe it's supposed to represent an unbiased judgement, but why then not blindfold the jury because you judge what you see.. which brings me back to my first argument? ... Error: stack overflow

    4. Re:And this is why... by Blindman · · Score: 1

      So, are you suggesting that we blindfold jurors as opposed to plucking out their eyeballs?

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    5. Re:And this is why... by GoodNicksAreTaken · · Score: 1

      The statues of justice are always blindfolded, not blind...

      I'm not sure the difficulty in representing a blind, deaf or mute person in statue can be used as a premise in your argument even if the conclusion may be correct.

    6. Re:And this is why... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Eyepatches?

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    7. Re:And this is why... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      AFAIK the blindfold is a metaphor for not looking at who is judged about, but only caring about what he did.

      It certainly doesn't mean the judge should literally be blind, just as a double-blind study doesn't mean both the doctor and the patient should have no working eyes.

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    8. Re:And this is why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but thanks to Obama, there will be one wise latina who likes to peek under the blindfold on the United States Supreme Court. Superglue their eyelids, I say.

    9. Re:And this is why... by XnavxeMiyyep · · Score: 1

      Sun monocles.

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    10. Re:And this is why... by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      You know how blind people often wear sunglasses to hide their useless eyes? Guess hat they wore back before sunglasses were invented. Go on, guess...

      Buckets!

  7. I'm doomed. by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Funny

    :-|

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    1. Re:I'm doomed. by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Unless, of course, you have an actual blind justice who is incapable of looking at Officer Obie's 27 8x10 color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back explaining what each one was.

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  8. Lemme be the first... by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Any time a study comes out, twelvity million Slashdotters start chanting "Correlation!=Causation". None actually read the article. In fact, most have their rant typed out long before the story hits slashdot, and simply cut and paste into the comment box.

    So, in the interest of keeping up this fine tradition, I offer the following:

    1) Ugly people are more likely to actually commit the crime. Makes sense. Pretty people are less likely to need to do a crime as they are more likely to get good employement.
    2) Committing a crime MAKES you ugly. Far fetched? Maybe. But I am sure those stupid researchers who only get by on grant money never thought of such a thing.

    Clearly, I a faceless Slashdotter am more capable of analyzing the situation without actually reading the article, or giving it more than 20 seconds of thought.

    Can the rest of my Slashdot bretheren help support my contentions?

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    1. Re:Lemme be the first... by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Well...

      The study consisted of 169 Cornell psychology undergraduates, who were classified as either rational or emotional decision-makers through an online survey. They were then given case studies of defendants, complete with a photograph and profile, were read jury instructions and listened to the cases' closing arguments.

      In serious cases with strong evidence, there was little difference in the conviction rate between attractive and unattractive defendants. But in more minor cases, with ambiguous evidence, jurors were more biased toward the good-looking.

      So the study was of 169 people who were classified by taking an online survey. They were then given mock juries.

      Interesting point: what is attractive and unattractive? Were the mock-jury members ASKED if the defendant was unattractive? ...

      Perhaps there is a correlation of attractive/unattractive-ness with other traits which were what the jury members were *actually* basing their decision on?

      Seems to me that anytime you start saying people decided something because of X, you are stepping into a very, very big domain. I'm not sure 169 psychology undergraduates is much of a study in this area. Especially when coupled with such strongly backed things like online surveys and a mock trial...

      Maybe they knew they were doing case studies? It's a lot easier to judge a person based on their looks when that person is actually just a 2D photograph than when that person is actually a live human being in front of you.

    2. Re:Lemme be the first... by DrEldarion · · Score: 2, Funny

      Committing a crime MAKES you ugly.

      Anyone who has ever played Fable knows this is true.

    3. Re:Lemme be the first... by dcollins · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Agreed. I propose that Slashdot start scanning for people tagging stories with "correlation!=causation", and automatically insert "I'm a fucking moron!" into their signature line. Or the like.

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    4. Re:Lemme be the first... by GeoSanDiego · · Score: 1

      And I offer this: Attractive people can get away with more and thus, since the risks are less, are more likely to commit crimes.

    5. Re:Lemme be the first... by Raul+Acevedo · · Score: 1

      You just happen to love Microsoft. Why do you hate freedom?

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    6. Re:Lemme be the first... by MozeeToby · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hilarious. You deliver a mild rant about people spouting off "correlation!=causation" without so much as reading the article to see if the researches took that into account, all the while your post makes it obvious that you yourself didn't so much as read the article and yet your get modded insightful and informative. Sometimes I think the mods don't even try.

      The researchers didn't use real court room data, they created mock criminals, attaching different pictures to the same information about the case and compared the results from online volunteer juries. In other words, there are no actual criminals involved and both of your points are... well, pointless.

    7. Re:Lemme be the first... by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Any time a study comes out, twelvity million Slashdotters start chanting "Correlation!=Causation". None actually read the article.

      Correlation!=Causation: they may have been chanting that even if they DID read the article. Or if there was no study talking about causations or correlations. In fact, I'm pretty sure some of them just wander the streets mumbling "correlation is not causation" when they're not online. I mean, I do.

    8. Re:Lemme be the first... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Not to mention that crimes are not random atomic datum particles. Just because person X and person Y both committed the same crime doesn't make the facts of the case equally compelling. Maybe X was clearly guilty and Y was not so clearly. Even if the stats are really unbalanced, probability says that's going to happen sometimes.

    9. Re:Lemme be the first... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is modded troll, but it's factually correct and the grand parent poster clearly didn't read the article.

    10. Re:Lemme be the first... by vlm · · Score: 1

      The study consisted of 169 Cornell psychology undergraduates

      Ah well there's the relevancy problem. "Everyone knows" the lawyers on both sides like juries full of gullible / uneducated people without pre-existing biases, so they always try to dismiss folks "in the business" like lawyers, cops, also intelligent folks like engineers, doctors, scientists. The odds that a psychologist makes it to a jury seem extraordinarily low, unless in a statistical anomaly the rest of the jury is absolutely packed with supremacists and retired cops so they ran out of quota of people to exclude.

      So, it's kind of like a shocker of a lead story that when they're on juries, the space aliens from war of the worlds seem biased against earth-dwellers. So? Who cares? It'll never matter.

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    11. Re:Lemme be the first... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3) The pretty are more likely to be falsely accused.

    12. Re:Lemme be the first... by grumpyman · · Score: 1
      In fact, most have their rant typed out long before the story hits slashdot, and simply cut and paste into the comment box.
      .

      In fact, those folks use a bot to automatically generate response to topics with keywords such as Apple, China, DRM, patent, Open Source, religion...etc.

    13. Re:Lemme be the first... by hedwards · · Score: 2, Funny

      But since correlation isn't causation you'd have no idea as to whether or not the commenter is a "fucking moron."

    14. Re:Lemme be the first... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 3, Informative

      But since correlation isn't causation you'd have no idea as to whether or not the commenter is a "fucking moron."

      If someone tags a story with "correlation!=causation" (c!=c) or attempts to use that phrase as an attack on the story's premise, that is prima facie evidence that the person in question is, indeed, a fucking moron (FM). Not all FMs parrot c!=c (PCC) at every opportunity, of course, but only FMs do so. The correlation between FM-ness and c!=c parroting is therefore quite large, certainly large enough to be significant.

      In the presence of a significant correlation between X and Y, there are three causal possibilities: either X causes Y, Y causes X, or there exists a third factor, Z, which causes both X and Y. Let X = PCC and Y = FM, and break down the possibilities:

      X ==> Y: PCC makes you an FM. This seems unlikely. We could test it, of course, but there's no causal mechanism.

      Z ==> X,Y: certainly possible, but the universe of possible Zs is pretty large. No need to complicate the hypothesis -- Occam's Razor and all that -- when ...

      Y ==> X: FMs are incapable of understanding statistics, since they're, well, FMs. And PCC depends on a profound lack of understanding of statistics. Ta-da! There's your causal mechanism and your significant correlation.

      The remainder of the problem is left as an exercise for the reader. If you have trouble, there's a hint in my .sig, or see the TA during office hours.

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    15. Re:Lemme be the first... by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        1) Yeah, as societal hookers. Our cultural bias towards certain body types and appearance is just a little bit decadent.

        2) That's what the media thrives on. ...

        4) Profit.

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    16. Re:Lemme be the first... by Surt · · Score: 1

      But their inherent goodness which causes their countenances to be beautiful makes them able to resist temptation.

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    17. Re:Lemme be the first... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correlation!=Causation there, I said it!

      That being said, human beings are animals after all. We do have instincts, one of them tells us, if you look ugly on the outside you must be ugly on the inside.

      Now once we understand this, we can refrain from over trusting that instinct.

    18. Re:Lemme be the first... by fredjh · · Score: 1

      Well, as a slashdot reader, my first reaction had nothing to with correlation or causation... it's "so?"

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    19. Re:Lemme be the first... by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      No crap I didn't read it. That was the whole point. And I like how you stick up for yourself as an AC. Nice touch :)

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    20. Re:Lemme be the first... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whoosh

    21. Re:Lemme be the first... by wye43 · · Score: 1

      This would be very hard to implemented, and you also have to consider the privacy issues.

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    22. Re:Lemme be the first... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you're clearly not reading the comments you reply to. You're right about the mods not trying though, it should have been marked Funny, and maybe that would have given you a clue.

  9. Well Duh! by happy_place · · Score: 5, Funny

    Any movie or TeeVee show has shown this for years... there is a caveat, however...They can be good-looking and convicted if theyhave menacing music to accompany them...

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    1. Re:Well Duh! by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      If real life were like a police procedural, the first and most obvious suspect would always be a red herring anyway.

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    2. Re:Well Duh! by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Actually, I wonder how much the fact that movies and TV shows tend to portray those who commit crimes as being ulgy has to do with the results of this study.

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    3. Re:Well Duh! by Silfax · · Score: 1

      If real life were like a police procedural, the first and most obvious suspect would always be a red herring anyway.

      Would that be Occam's dull razor?

    4. Re:Well Duh! by sznupi · · Score: 1

      You mean how much the fact(?) that people expect from movies and TV shows to portray those who commit crimes as being ulgy?

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    5. Re:Well Duh! by brettz9 · · Score: 1

      Or a mustache...

    6. Re:Well Duh! by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Sznupi, the villains aren't uglier because people "expect" them to be uglier. They're uglier, because the attractive people get to be the regular cast, and the villain part is typically no more than a recurring guest spot, if you're lucky.

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    7. Re:Well Duh! by sznupi · · Score: 1

      That assumes there's not a waiting line of unknown, talented, and attractive actors...

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  10. BAM said the lady. by MRe_nl · · Score: 1

    Next they'll be saying that poor people and minorities end up in jail more often.
    And a lot of the times people are going BACK to jail, and it's probably hard to stay good-looking long in jail.
    (Although eye of the beholder etc.)

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    1. Re:BAM said the lady. by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      Well, that's how they coded it.

      unattractive = Minorities and poor whitefolk
      good-looking = rich white folk

      /I keed //DNRTFA

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    2. Re:BAM said the lady. by fremsley471 · · Score: 1

      Number forty-seven said to number three:
      "You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
      I sure would be delighted with your company,
      come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me."

  11. But wait... by Kirin+Fenrir · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If this is true, how'd Micheal Jackson keep getting off?!

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    1. Re:But wait... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Lots and lots of little boys?

    2. Re:But wait... by Combatso · · Score: 0

      how'd Micheal Jackson keep getting off?!

      little boys and jesus juice

    3. Re:But wait... by weszz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      because the FBI was also looking at him for terrorism, and they couldn't find anything on him either... which tells me he didn't do it, and was just not mentally developed in that area of his life that he saw nothing wrong in sleeping in the same bed as someone's kid.

      from his upbringing I'm surprised any of them turned out to be well adjusted people.

    4. Re:But wait... by Jeng · · Score: 1

      The other comments are better, but I'll toss money into the equation.

      You have money, you don't get convicted unless you rely on something other than money, such as true innocence. Money is more reliable than true innocence.

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    5. Re:But wait... by PPH · · Score: 4, Funny

      Because black people are convicted at a higher rate and Michael Jackson was white.

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    6. Re:But wait... by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      Money has this way of making ugly look fantastic.

    7. Re:But wait... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      because the FBI was also looking at him for terrorism, and they couldn't find anything on him either... which tells me he didn't do it, and was just not mentally developed in that area of his life that he saw nothing wrong in sleeping in the same bed as someone's kid.

      I *really* doubt that bit about the terrorism, I mean really WTF?

      But as for being immature, I think it was pretty obvious. The guy named his home "Neverland," as in the place in Peter Pan where boys never grow up.
      His father pushed the kids into showbiz since the practically the minute they were born and consequently stole their childhoods.

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    8. Re:But wait... by weszz · · Score: 1

      the FBI watched him actually as a TARGET of terrorism... plus were involved in investigating the other charges... must have misheard or misremember that part... but they were involved for looking through things and kept watching him after the trial i believe.

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1237844/The-Michael-Jackson-FBI-files-Authorities-feared-singer-terrorist-target-child-molestation-trial.html

    9. Re:But wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see anything wrong with SLEEPING in the same bed as someone else - I can understand how sexual contact with that person is sometimes illegal, immoral, or just sometimes really stupid, but how is SLEEPING in the same bed ever a problem? People have such filthy minds these days - it's so sad how we allow the lowest common denominator to dictate our behaviour and paranoias.

    10. Re:But wait... by BigSes · · Score: 1

      What do you mean? She was the ugliest old white woman I ever saw!

    11. Re:But wait... by wye43 · · Score: 1

      Lies! Everyone is a terrorist, you just have to dig deep enough. Someone is not doing his job!

  12. OK by Dumnezeu · · Score: 1

    So what did you expect? Everyone likes attractive people and who said justice is 100% objective?

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  13. It's not that ugly people get harsher sentences... by skelterjohn · · Score: 1

    It's that jealous police officers like to arrest attractive innocent people.

  14. Possible other factors by Improv · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From an Ev Psych perspective, ugliness is a possible marker of some kind of degeneracy, and our negative reactions to the ugly are likely a gene-regulatory mechanism (conformity's hand - that thing in side of us that makes us think "FREAK" when we see people who can't walk correctly, who are missing limbs or deformed, etc - the whole attraction of "freak shows" in circuses was to engage this, although in modern times we aim for a more compassionate society and try not to engage or mention this anymore).

    Judges, police, the boss considering promoting someone, they're all human, and unless they use some objective metrics as their primary means for choice, attractiveness will accidentally factor in.

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    1. Re:Possible other factors by Kozz · · Score: 1

      From an Ev Psych perspective, ugliness is a possible marker of some kind of degeneracy,..

      There's pictures spread all over the web of a guy who I believe had conviction(s?) for sexual assault. If you know the photos I'm talking about, they don't look like a real person. He appears to be very, very short, with an oversized head, crooked teeth and a completely bashed-in-looking face. Doesn't actually look real. Someone surely knows what I'm talking about and can post links.

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    2. Re:Possible other factors by Bradkey · · Score: 1

      Brian Peppers is the fella to whom you are referring. http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp

    3. Re:Possible other factors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brian Peppers. First (and several following) google link for that name.

    4. Re:Possible other factors by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Incidentally, yours is the only comment using the word "objective" that I saw in a quick search, so you get this response instead of the top level. How do we know that this study was done objectively to begin with? Looks are subjective, so it's a fair bet that it wasn't. There also was unlikely any adjustment for the possibility that ugly people commit more crimes or commit more heinous crimes than attractive people do. This whole things belongs in Idle, which itself belongs in /dev/null.

    5. Re:Possible other factors by Improv · · Score: 1

      Beauty is neither entirely cultural/individual nor entirely species-biological - there are some things that almost amount to objective ugliness, that draw immediate reactions on a preconscious, not-usually-culturally-overridden-or-overridable level. This is beyond "I don't like her eyebrows" or "he's a bit tubby", beyond "I like asian gals" or the like. Deep face asymmetry, strong deviations from the general shape of the species (goiters, etc), body distortions caused by some illness.

      They're not objectively ugly in the sense that the universe finds them ugly, but they're ugly in a transcultural way, ugly in a way that our entire species judges them by default. A circus's freak show could travel across the whole world and they'd get mostly the same reaction regardless of culture.

      I'm not sure if I'm really responding to you, but I'm not sure you're really responding to me either :)

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    6. Re:Possible other factors by ari_j · · Score: 1

      That seems fair enough. And of course, I didn't RTFA so I don't even know if we have pictures to see what the study saw, but I agree that there are transcultural ugly traits. I just didn't get the impression that this article was about hunchbacks getting sentenced to longer prison terms than I would - it sounded more like it was about me getting a longer sentence than Brad Pitt's less famous clone.

  15. Ugliness and criminal disposition? by MSTCrow5429 · · Score: 0

    Are ugly people more prone to criminal behavior? If so, it would be rational for, when the evidence isn't as heavily weighted in the direction of innocence, for a juror to infer a greater probability of wrongdoing, quite apart from considerations of fairness.

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    1. Re:Ugliness and criminal disposition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are ugly people more prone to criminal behavior?

      That exact question is often spun around to "ugly people are more prone to criminal behavior" once it becomes accepted to classify those that don't look like you as ugly. I don't need to cite past and present events by name.

  16. Don't worry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ugly people don't get raped as much in prison. So really, those 22 extra months are just to balance things out.

  17. Self esteem? by Vrallis · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Isn't it just as likely that "ugly people" are more likely to have self esteem issues, which would lead to a higher proclivity towards committing crimes (thus more convictions) and the odds of those crimes being more heinous (leading to longer sentences)?

    1. Re:Self esteem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You either didn't read the article, or didn't understand what it said.

    2. Re:Self esteem? by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 1

      I think I'm not good enough, or attractive enough, so I commit crimes?

      "Self esteem" is a modern, lofty-sounding excuse for poor behaviour. It's another vague concept about which our society's dung-beetle PhDs (Piled High and Deeper) can maunder and publish to ensure gainful employment.

      Mental hypochondriacs then catch the meme-virus and suddenly they are victims of a cruel world, imagining things that never really happened to them as "root causes" of their unhappiness.

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    3. Re:Self esteem? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      sn't it just as likely that "ugly people" are more likely to have self esteem issues, which would lead to a higher proclivity towards committing crimes (thus more convictions) and the odds of those crimes being more heinous (leading to longer sentences)?

      The study was riddled with holes and inconsiderateness. It also ignore the fact that some of the ugliest criminals you will ever see walk from courtroom like nothing has ever happens because they wore a suit and hired a fancy lawyer. The study didn't seem to take socio-economic status into account, or anything else apparently.

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    4. Re:Self esteem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The beauty of pretentious frauds like you is that you emit your cliches on some chemical cue without any thought process at all. You can't cite a single fact or study in support of your caricature of an opinion, can you? Of course not. You have a supply of patter routines and just wait around for the opportunity to perform one of them.

  18. When I looked at the story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There were 22 comments.

  19. Rape Case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The judge would simply look at the defendant and rule, "Of course he is guilty of raping her. I mean, just look at him."

  20. Well hang on a minute... by fishexe · · Score: 1

    ...unless they controlled for likelihood of actual guilt (I don't know how) and severity of crimes brought to trial, all this tells is that justice may not be blind OR ugly people may be pre-disposed to criminal behavior and to commit more serious crimes.

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    1. Re:Well hang on a minute... by dreampod · · Score: 1

      Or you could have read TFA or infered from TFS. The study took substituted the 'defendants' photo out for mock jury judgments, however the case details remained identical despite the photo change.

      It's almost like they were controlling variables in a scientific study...

    2. Re:Well hang on a minute... by fishexe · · Score: 1

      Or you could have read TFA or infered from TFS. The study took substituted the 'defendants' photo out for mock jury judgments, however the case details remained identical despite the photo change.

      It's almost like they were controlling variables in a scientific study...

      RTFA? Who does that anymore...

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  21. Well, duh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everybody knows that stupid people with poor impulse control also tend to be ugly ;-) Come one, have you ever seen an attractive perp on Cops?

  22. Good by Colourspace · · Score: 1

    This fits in with my 'I'm too pretty to go to prison!' plea.

  23. You're a statistical insanity. by NNKK · · Score: 1

    It's talking about DEFENDANTS -- as in people already arrested and charged.

    If police, prosecutors, judges, and juries were doing their jobs even close to right, and ugly people were just more likely to commit crimes, the arrest rate would be higher, but the conviction rate would not be significantly different from that of any other group.

  24. Ask your mom by sjonke · · Score: 1

    Do I need to fill this in?

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      In Soviet Russia, your mom asks you.

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  25. Slow down, cowboy by westlake · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The study was done with students at Cornell, who were asked to give their verdict after reading the closing arguments from the trial. The pictures of ugly and non-ugly people were inserted into these case studies, so that the same facts were presented as though they were about two different people.

    The students read the closing arguments.

    They were shown a picture of the "defendant."

    They did not spend days or weeks in a courtroom. Listening to testimony. Viewing exhibits. Making their decision. They did not spend days or weeks observing the defendant - perhaps hearing him testify in his own defense.

    Not everyone photographs well. "Ugly" is subjective. Body language matters. Speech matters.

    The student may half the age of the average juror. With all that implies in experience and perspective. Does "ugly" have the same meaning to a combat vet as it does to an eighteen year old kid?

  26. I believe it. by canajin56 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A woman at a grocery store near here was in charge of counting money from the tills and putting it in the safe. Over the course of a year she managed to steal over $100,000 in cash by doctoring the electronic sales records. The managers noticed, but she was too hot, so they routinely fired+blackballed the ugliest cashiers for stealing. Well, she finally got caught. The judge gave her a stern warning, no jail time, no probation. And she didn't have to pay back, she got to keep the $100,000. Judge even called her a wonderful person, said she has no chance of reoffending, and has a bright future as a university student and it would be wrong of him to get in the way of her! Left implied is that she gives good head, I guess.

    I wish I was hot enough to steal 100 Gs and get to KEEP IT ALL with no other punishment.

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    1. Re:I believe it. by riker1384 · · Score: 1

      Are there any news stories or other citations for that case?

    2. Re:I believe it. by guruevi · · Score: 1

      I don't know the case but it might be that because the managers let her do the stealing (for whatever reason, maybe she was blackmailing, sharing the wealth, romantically involved or she had family ties), all the previous occurrences that were documented but not acted upon were dismissed. If you let somebody steal from you, you can't really expect them to be punished whenever it suits you - you actually have to document the occurrence, fire the person, notify the authorities and sue for damages. If you document but let it go on you might have (depending on your locality) implicitly given permission to those occurrences.

      The last time when somebody actually went through the steps of firing her, they might not have sued for damages. According to your story she only got to criminal court, the lawyers pointed out that they let the other occurrences slide so implicitly allowed it, got a slap on the wrist because it was her 'first' offense for petty theft and maybe she has to do some community service or pay a fine. The company can still sue for damages if it's enough money but for whatever reason (cost of litigation maybe) they might not have - this is usually in another court (not criminal) though.

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    3. Re:I believe it. by PPH · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're assuming quite a bit there. Perhaps she just had big tits.

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    4. Re:I believe it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      source please ?

    5. Re:I believe it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pics or it didn't happen

    6. Re:I believe it. by shadowbearer · · Score: 2, Interesting

          Back in the mid 90s, I worked for one of those slick, cool, handsome and nattily dressed business owners who embezzled over four million dollars from several businesses including the one I was employed at.

        It only came to light when his pyramid investment schemes crashed and our paychecks bounced.

          He's one of the fortunate ones - he's only doing about twenty years in a fedpen. I say fortunate because there were many people on his payroll who would gladly have terminated his existence, including me.

        TANJ.

        SB

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    7. Re:I believe it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Link please?

    8. Re:I believe it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pictures or it didn't happen :)

    9. Re:I believe it. by horza · · Score: 1

      I remember this study from a book I read around 20 years ago. It said good looking people were more likely to get off, or off more lightly, except in the case of fraud. With the latter, people were unconsciously angry at somebody using their good looks to take advantage and actually came down heavier on them.

      Phillip.

  27. You can get glassed any time by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    Just glance at the wrong woman at the wrong time.

    Having a facial scar does mean they were at the wrong place at the wrong time, beyond that you don't know crap.

     

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    1. Re:You can get glassed any time by retchdog · · Score: 1

      One can have statistical correlation which is neither necessary nor sufficient...

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    2. Re:You can get glassed any time by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      And some pit bulls are lovely dogs, and Uncle Fester looking freaks do get to groom Felicia Day, but these are statistical aberrations that you shouldn't bet the farm on.

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  28. Please let me also point out.... by pizzach · · Score: 1

    If we just posted an article on world hunger and/or world peace on slashdot, the problems would have been solved already 5 or so years ago. I trust everybody here with my life because I know everybody here reads the articles for me.

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  29. Throw money in the equation? by SuperCharlie · · Score: 1

    I would like to see a graph with ugly vs money on it... I bet you could be hella fugly with a stack of cash and beat the hell out of the sentences of the broke beautys.

  30. The Ugly Truth by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 1

    Ugly is as Ugly does.

    1. Re:The Ugly Truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What an ugly thing to say.

  31. What about the lawyer by codegen · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The study let the fake jury read the case history and listen to taped closing arguments. However in a real trial, the lawyers are up in front and interacting. I wonder how much the lawyers physical attractiveness works into the equation. After all the defendant just sits at the table (unless he/whe takes the stand).

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    1. Re:What about the lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That one's even easier to test. Give all subjects the same case history and the same defendant photos. Then, play a video of some cute, youngish guy/girl in a tailored suit reading the defense's statements to one half of the group, and a clip of a homely guy/girl in a badly-fitting suit with coke-bottle glasses and bad hair read the same statements to the other. Bonus points if the "homely" person is the same person with an uglifying makeover. I guaran-frickin-tee the ugly will sway fewer people.

      Incidentally, the study that was done DOES control for the interactive element of the defendant, by simply not having them interact. Presumably, someone attractive would usually be better at interacting and "looking good" than someone "ugly."

    2. Re:What about the lawyer by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Just sitting at the table is enough to make an impression. How you sit and what you do while you sit there are big factors. I was involved in one particular mock trial in which the jury explicitly said afterwards that the way the defendant chewed gum at the table made them think she was callous about the whole thing.

  32. Well, sometimes by onemorechip · · Score: 1

    Sometimes justice really is blind.

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    1. Re:Well, sometimes by Sentrion · · Score: 1

      The solution is to make sure that at least one juror is blind. And one juror needs to be deaf just in case the defendant sounds as ugly as he looks.

  33. How did they determine who is ugly? by citab · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Did they start the study of a "Hot or Not" prisoner website?

    Like the say in the auto sales game... "Theres an ass for every seat"

    I think that applies here too. Some people are turned on by strangely shaped faces, legs, asses... midgets (where are my old videos?) ....

    This is way too subjective to be taken seriously...

    1. Re:How did they determine who is ugly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example, how many straight men classify other men as "attractive"? (I am not speaking here about men who are to some extent functionally homosexual, whether overtly, covertly, or latently.) Once in a blue moon, one of these might confide such an opinion to his wife or girlfriend, but most will deny ever thinking about it.

      It seems probable to me that many of them really don't ever think about it and actually do wonder what the fuss is about in the case of a Tom Cruise or someone else who is (or used to be) generally considered attractive. If they don't experience the attraction, how can they make decisions on the basis of it?

      One way might be through the perception of another male as sexually successful, which might confer prestige and create a favorable judgment. Or a genuinely straight and homosexually unattracted male might perceive and value other qualities that are perceived as sexually attractive by the sexually susceptible, but create a perception of non-sexual worth in the minds of the sexually non-susceptible--for example, wealth or athletic accomplishment. But wouldn't envy or competitive hostility cause the unfavorable responses in many of these individuals much of the time?

      This whole discussion is too generalized to be meaningful.

  34. Ugly in the eye of the beholder? by BearRanger · · Score: 1

    I read this /. post shortly after reading a story on CNN.com about young children and race. http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/05/18/doll.study.parents/index.html?hpt=C2

    Is it any surprise that white children pick the darker skinned and declare them to be "ugly"? And in light of earlier comments in this thread: correlation or causation?

  35. The study also shows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahm,

    I dont know much about this study. But I know one thing for sure: I do not want to win the beauty contest in prison.

  36. The problem by iPhr0stByt3 · · Score: 1

    The problem is not that ugly people get more convictions, but rather that people who break the law are more likely to not care about their personal appearance.

  37. or... by twoshoes · · Score: 0

    Maybe you are just 22 percent more likely to be criminal if you are ugly?

  38. or a different take by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    maybe more ugly people commit more crimes.

  39. Jurors? What about Judges? by American+Patent+Guy · · Score: 1

    It would be much more interesting to see how biased judges are. That study could be done by taking 100+ misdemeanor prosecutions at the local courthouse, and ranking the "ugliness" of the defendants with a sample of the public. Correlate that to the actual convictions and acquittals, and you can find out how fair your local judge is...

  40. I blame the TV by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 1

    From Darth Vader to Gargamel we are taught that criminals are ugly.
    From Steve McQueen and Charlie's Angels to Brad Pitt and Jessica Alba we're taught that the "good guys" are attractive.

    Actually it goes much farther back than that. How about Hercules versus Medusa? Or Ulysses vs. The Cyclops?

    This news is so old it was first written on cave walls.

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    1. Re:I blame the TV by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 1

      Seriously? You mods are leaving this unmoderated? This is the most pertinent fucking comment in the list.

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  41. The Biggest Problem With The Study by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    For example, any signs of remorse in the courtroom, performance on the stand, etc might be much more significant to the overall judgement process.

    Typically, the defendant wouldn't take the stand at her own trial. Most attorneys really don't want their defendant cross-examined!

    At any rate, the real problem with the study is that it complete ignores how juries reach a verdict. It's not as though a the Judge gives the instructions, the jury votes, and the majority rules. The jury has to deliberate and collectively reach a verdict (or not, if they are unable to reach consensus).

    As the fine article pointed out, some jurors made decisions rationally vs. emotionally. During deliberations, the rationally-motivated people tend to concentrate on the facts, which tends to keep the "he jus look guilty!" crowd in check.

    I'd say that the study assumes that the emotional thinkers have way more sway than the court system gives them.

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    1. Re:The Biggest Problem With The Study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Really ? Because rational minded people tend to win debates when engaging emotionally minded people ? You're either
      1)not a rationally minded debater but thinks you are
      2)very good at debating
      3)too inexperienced to have noticed that reason never win any debate.

      (usually 1 and 2 go together)

    2. Re:The Biggest Problem With The Study by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      You do realize that juries are drawn from the general public, right? Living in the insular world of the university or hanging out on /., it can be easy to forget that the vast majority of people in the U.S. are FAR from rational or intelligent thinkers. This is a country where you have to praise a sky-god to even get elected to national political office.

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    3. Re:The Biggest Problem With The Study by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      Have you ever served on a jury?

      You don't need an entire jury to be rational thinkers--you just need a few jurors to lead the discussion. So what if you have emotional jurors? How long can you possibly deliberate over whether or not a defendant is ugly?

      Think Terry Childs was convicted because he was ugly? I think you'd enjoy reading this article, which was posted on slashdot a month or so ago. It was written by one of the jurors at his trial, and he is a CCIE.

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  42. Good looks not such a good thing in prison by CaroKhan · · Score: 1

    To be fair, prison is probably harder on good-looking folks what with all the unwanted attention... so it's probably for the best to get them through the system faster.

  43. Brian No! by tepples · · Score: 1

    There's pictures spread all over the web of a guy who I believe had conviction(s?) for sexual assault. If you know the photos I'm talking about, they don't look like a real person. He appears to be very, very short, with an oversized head, crooked teeth and a completely bashed-in-looking face. Doesn't actually look real.

    Google Image Search brian peppers to find this guy.

  44. Treated ugly, act ugly by Sentrion · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe because people are cruel to ugly people so they lash back at society more often. People choose to surround themselves with good looking people, so ugly people miss out on opportunities, friendships, jobs, advancement, and other facets of social life. Not feeling good about life makes them not want to smile, which just makes them uglier.

    When was the last time to saw an ugly CEO, politician, salesperson, or "employee of the month"? Ugly people could be famous musicians, but that was before MTV. And without success people sometimes resort to crime.

    So there is probably a greater proportion of guilty ugly people, but the innocent ugly definitely have a tougher battle than the good looking ones. The charming crooks tend to evade suspicion from the beginning, so more "ugly" suspects will get picked up off the street, possibly just because the forensic artist lacks talent and all his sketches look ugly. Crime victims tend to describe their assailants as "ugly", because, let's face it, even good-looking people look ugly when they're trying to strangle you.

  45. Justice must be blind... by ozbird · · Score: 1

    Groklaw has just turned seven, and SCO vs. IBM/Novell/Red Hat etc. cases are still going with nary a piece of evidence in sight.

  46. Circular Logic by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    Are people criminals because they are ugly, or are they ugly because they are criminals? Did being ugly cause them disadvantages, which drove them to a life of crime to help overcome, or did a lifestyle of crime make them ugly?

    I'm going to guess mostly that people who have bad judgment often: a) look weird due to their lack of judgment, and b) do stupid, criminal things because of their lack of judgment.

  47. That explains it by tsotha · · Score: 1

    This would explain Courtney Love's problems.

  48. So many posts, and yet by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1
    186 posts just before I write this, and no one has mentioned Hitler yet. So, suck on that, Godwin!

    You know, Hitler really was an ugly motherfucker. He was just charismatic. So, I guess ugly, charismatic people commit more crimes. After all, my anecdote must be adequate evidence, yes?

  49. while interesting by GregNorc · · Score: 1
  50. Duh. Plantiffs should have the right NOT to face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Duh. Plaintiffs should have the right NOT to face their accusers too. They should be allowed to watch the court room from a CCTV in the building if that will help their case. Or perhaps the court could be arranged so the jury cannot see the plaintiff, but everyone else can.

    I'd never need this, but I'm pretty.

  51. or maybe not by yyxx · · Score: 1

    "But he has such an honest face"

    "Do you think he could be a successful crook if he didn't have an honest face?"

  52. What's the metric for UGLY exactly? by Bob_Who · · Score: 1

    Convictions versus acquittal is clear enough on the one hand, but who established the ugly versus beautiful scale. What if Cornell types just are attracted to real losers in the opinion of others?

  53. Roman Polanski is screwed then.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...if he ever gets brought before courts in the US...

  54. Rodney Dangerfield was right! by MoeDumb · · Score: 0

    "I was so ugly as a kid my mother used to feed me with a slingshot!" "My psychiatrist told me I was crazy. I said Doc, I want a second opinion. He said all right, you're ugly too." "I was so ugly my father carried around the picture of the kid that came with the wallet."

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  55. Real Life Case (Sex & Crime included) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you know about the case of Amanda Knox, convicted for murdering her female roommate (for refusing a sex orgy). It made it into the newspapers all around the world, because she's educated, into arts, was said to look as fair as an angel and was completely calm and self confident throughout her trial. Evidence seemed to point to her and her friend, she wound herself up in contradictions and implausibilities but nonetheless, there was severe doubt, as to whether someone that innocent and beautifully looking would really commit such atrocities.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Meredith_Kercher
    http://clintvanzandt.newsvine.com/_news/2008/12/04/2178143-amanda-knox-cold-blooded-killer-or-angel-faced-victim?commentId=11018815

  56. Who said anything about scars? by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    They're just talking about 'looks'

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  57. 22% and 22 months by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like a real Catch 22

  58. Dark VS Light by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    I remember hearing someplace about a study done on the NHL that showed statistically if you wore a black or dark colored hockey jersey you were statistically more likely to get penalized by the referees, while if you wore a white or light colored hockey jersey you would be less penalized.

    Of course this could have more to do that all teams have two jersey's, a light and dark, one for home games, and one for away games, and that could be the determinate factor. In either case at least statistically there seemed a bias one way or another.