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Pacific Trash Vortex To Become Habitable Island?

thefickler writes "The Pacific Ocean trash dump is twice the size of Texas, or the size of Spain combined with France. The Pacific Vortex, as it is sometimes called, is made up of four million tons of plastic. Now, there's a proposal to turn this dump into 'Recycled Island.' The Netherlands Architecture Fund has provided the grant money for the project, and the WHIM architecture firm is conducting the research and design of Recycled Island. One of the three major aims of the project is to clean up the floating trash by recycling it on site. Two, the project would create new land for sustainable habitation complete with its own food sources and energy sources. Lastly, Recycled Island is to be a seaworthy island. While at the moment the project is still more or less a pipe dream, it's great that someone is trying to work out what to do with one of humanity's most bizarre environmental slip-ups."

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  1. Something is missing here by Whuffo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    If they're going to recycle the plastics right there on the island made of the plastics - the island will gradually be turned into whatever they're recycling the plastic into. This isn't a viable project - it's just a promotional piece intended to raise awareness. No real scientist would ever propose such a lunatic scheme.

    1. Re:Something is missing here by wtfmang! · · Score: 0, Insightful

      If you don't have anything besides mockery to contribute to the story than why don't you just shut the fuck up?

    2. Re:Something is missing here by zondag · · Score: 1

      Where does it say the island itself is made of plastic?

      From the article: "The island would be built where the trash is located and would convert the waste onsite".

    3. Re:Something is missing here by Latinhypercube · · Score: 1, Insightful

      convert plastic INTO island. Problem solved DUH!

    4. Re:Something is missing here by Latinhypercube · · Score: 0

      Also... this kind of idea may help the polar bears as well...

    5. Re:Something is missing here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out Richard Sowa's Island of Plastic off Isla Mujeres in Mexico. That's just one guy with no cash...he did it up!

    6. Re:Something is missing here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hundreds of years ago it seemed like lunacy to dry out land with big fans, but the Dutch figured out a way to do this. Only a pessimist can say in this preliminary stage that they'll definitely fail in this scheme.

      And if pessimists were the drivers of technology, we'd still be living in caves and calling science magic.

    7. Re:Something is missing here by shoehornjob · · Score: 1

      Hey if they can make islands from sand and sell luxury houses on em I'd guess just about anything is possible. They have to do something about that trash .

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    8. Re:Something is missing here by copponex · · Score: 1

      the island will gradually be turned into whatever they're recycling the plastic into

      You're assuming humans stop throwing away plastic. There are already four million tons of plastic there, and it's growing larger every day.

      And, as the people involved in the project are interested in sustainability, something tells me they'll adjust their capacity so they don't accidentally destroy the platform they recycle on.

    9. Re:Something is missing here by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      That entirely depends on how fast trash is flowing into the collection. The patch is constantly being fed with new crap thanks to our amazing lack of ability to throw it in the trash.

      Initial production may consume whats there now to build the installation/boat/whatever it turns out to be, but then it lowers to something sustainable over time eventually leveling off.

      Its not like if everything out there disappears it won't be back in a couple of years.

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    10. Re:Something is missing here by Vectormatic · · Score: 5, Informative

      Small correction, we dried it out with pumps, powered by windmills

      But yeah, half the country is below sea-level, if you have any sort of land/see issue, we are the guys to see.

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    11. Re:Something is missing here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Pirate bay was looking to form a nation not long ago. I think they'd be interested in maintaining a plastic "country", whether or not the real scientists are interested in sticking around. And frankly, at the rate we're contributing to the vortex, they will probably grow over time.

    12. Re:Something is missing here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have a see issue, but my optometrist isn't Dutch.

    13. Re:Something is missing here by kiddygrinder · · Score: 1

      Obviously the plastic is still coming from somewhere, it's not like aliens dropped it there one night.

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    14. Re:Something is missing here by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Small correction, we dried it out with pumps, powered by windmills

      I I were an absolute pedant 'd point out that windmills grind corn, so the pumps were powered by wind turbines. In Norfolk they actually called them "wind pumps"

    15. Re:Something is missing here by Dr.+Hok · · Score: 2, Funny

      Small correction, we dried it out with pumps, powered by windmills

      I I were an absolute pedant 'd point out that windmills grind corn, so the pumps were powered by wind turbines. In Norfolk they actually called them "wind pumps"

      If I were an absolute pedant I'd point out that windmills used to grind corn. Nowadays they just stand around and creak and smell of old wood.

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    16. Re:Something is missing here by delinear · · Score: 3, Informative

      It seems the problem with a lot of this particular type of plastic is that it's made to degrade quickly and it's literally disintegrating in the ocean, so a similar project (without heavy re-processing of the plastic) is not feasible. Still, with four million tons of it up for grabs I'm surprised people are dragging their feet over collecting it.

    17. Re:Something is missing here by Dr.+Hok · · Score: 2, Informative

      Where does it say the island itself is made of plastic?

      From the article: "The island would be built where the trash is located and would convert the waste onsite".

      Read on:

      Cleaning it up is going to cost a lot of money and require a great deal of either scooping up the plastic and shipping it back to shore, or some sort of onsite recycling for building something like Recycled Island.

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    18. Re:Something is missing here by Kratisto · · Score: 3, Funny

      Windmills do not work that way! Good night!

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    19. Re:Something is missing here by dirtyhippie · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      please mod racist troll parent down. thanks.

    20. Re:Something is missing here by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      If I were an absolute pedant I'd point out that windmills used to grind corn. Nowadays they just stand around and creak and smell of old wood.

      Since this has now become a pedantry competition I feel obliged to point out that not all of them do.

    21. Re:Something is missing here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyway, don't you fools realize that this is just an alternate username I made so that I can speak freely without worrying about destroying my karma rating on my real username? Once this one has been modded down enough I'll just create another. fucking duh

      This may come as a surprise to you but the primary point of downmodding your crap isn't to "punish you" or something like that. The point is to bury the post, and it's working. So keep on creating new users, no-one will care.

    22. Re:Something is missing here by GuidoJ · · Score: 2, Informative

      They're going to recycle the plastic into the island: http://www.recycledisland.com/materialization.html. BTW it has been done before: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiral_Island

    23. Re:Something is missing here by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Actually, a lot of the windmills in the netherlands are still in operation. More for historical purposes than anything else, but nevertheless. A lot of folk in the area where I live get their horse feed etc. from a couple of windmills.

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    24. Re:Something is missing here by OolimPhon · · Score: 1

      I I were an absolute pedant 'd point out that windmills grind corn, so the pumps were powered by wind turbines.

      If I were an absolute pedant I'd point out that turbines are supposed to have enclosed blades.

      It's only ignorant journalists who equated 'power station generators' with 'turbines' when only the bit converting the steam to motion was, then equated 'turbines' with 'giant impellors shaped like airplane propellors stuck on stalks all over the countryside'.

    25. Re:Something is missing here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Small correction, we dried it out with pumps, powered by windmills

      And if you look a time lapse video of the whole process, you'll see big fans popping up in the Dutch coast, and the sea receding, and new big fans popping up following the coastline. Ie. big fans made the water go away, just as the post above stated.

    26. Re:Something is missing here by BasilBrush · · Score: 3, Informative

      If I were an absolute pedant I'd point out that turbines are supposed to have enclosed blades.

      I'm no pedant, but there's nothing in the definition of a turbine that says they have to be in enclosures.
      http://www.google.co.uk/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=define:+turbine&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&redir_esc=&ei=rvI-TOmQNIjw0wSH-oyYBw
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbine

      Sure enough the wind powered generators in the countryside are indeed powered by turbines; the turney bladey things you see are turbines.

    27. Re:Something is missing here by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Wow aspergers much? GP's description was poetry. Geez man, literature is even something the Dutch are famous for.

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    28. Re:Something is missing here by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      Hundreds of years ago it seemed like lunacy to dry out land with big fans, but the Dutch figured out a way to do this.

      *Morbo voice*
      WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

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    29. Re:Something is missing here by stdarg · · Score: 2, Funny

      This sounds like the greatest delivery system for recycling ever conceived. I can dump my trash into a river and it will eventually end up being recycled on an island in the middle of the Pacific. All transportation taken care of by Mother Nature.

    30. Re:Something is missing here by jimmydigital · · Score: 1

      Hundreds of years ago it seemed like lunacy to dry out land with big fans

      WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!
      -Morbo

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    31. Re:Something is missing here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windmills do not work that way!

      ~Morbo

    32. Re:Something is missing here by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 1

      Good thing we've got biodegrading plastic!

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    33. Re:Something is missing here by rob13572468 · · Score: 1

      Didnt they already do this in a Gorrilaz video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MypXWl_uBCU

    34. Re:Something is missing here by camperdave · · Score: 1

      windmills used to grind corn. Nowadays they just stand around and creak and smell of old wood.

      Quite a number of them also attract tourists (and their money), I would imagine.

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    35. Re:Something is missing here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever works homeboy, whatever works.

      BTW, I'll be anxious to hear your proposed solution, submitted along with your cash donation.

    36. Re:Something is missing here by YttriumOxide · · Score: 2, Informative

      Good thing we've got biodegrading plastic!

      All plastic is biodegradable, being organic... the main problem with it is that the majority of it takes a VERY long time to do so. Another problem is that the stuff that does degrade somewhat more quickly tends to degrade in to some not so nice things to have floating around. (actually to be more strictly accurate, it's usually the additives to the plastic being released during degradation that are bad)

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    37. Re:Something is missing here by xsarpedonx · · Score: 1

      Hundreds of years ago it seemed like lunacy to dry out land with big fans, but the Dutch figured out a way to do this.

      Windmills do not work that way!

    38. Re:Something is missing here by psbrogna · · Score: 1

      Do you know that for sure? I have a sneaking suspicion that as soon as mankind masters interstellar travel a bunch of meatballs from Jersey are likely to do just that to some other planet.

    39. Re:Something is missing here by minogully · · Score: 1

      Made of plastic or not made of plastic, it doesn't matter... This whole thing will only work once we perfect the ZPM.

    40. Re:Something is missing here by jbengt · · Score: 1

      All plastic is biodegradable, being organic... tends to degrade in to some not so nice things . . . it's usually the additives to the plastic being released during degradation that are bad

      You're just changing the definition of biodegradable

    41. Re:Something is missing here by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Mockery? it's an accurate statement. Control you emotions and think.

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    42. Re:Something is missing here by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      You're just changing the definition of biodegradable

      Nope, I was just using it correctly rather than in the incorrect sense that seems to be becoming relatively popular. Biodegradable: Can degrade through biological means. Seems like a sensible definition to me.

      By the way, don't even get me started on "organic" foods...

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    43. Re:Something is missing here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if pessimists were the drivers of technology, we'd still be living in caves and calling science magic.

      I thought about living in a cave and calling science magic, but I didn't think that would work out.

    44. Re:Something is missing here by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but the article and wikipedia's write up disagree on a key point. E.g. from wikipedia:

      The size of the patch is unknown, as large items readily visible from a boat deck are uncommon. Most debris consists of small plastic particles suspended at or just below the surface, making it impossible to detect by aircraft or satellite.

      Even the photo for the slashdot submission is 'off'. We seem to be talking about tiny particles of plastic. Not even something you can see, let alone build a structure upon.

      Parent is right: "lunatic scheme"

    45. Re:Something is missing here by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 1

      Obviously the plastic is still coming from somewhere, it's not like aliens dropped it there one night.

      I'm not much for conspiracy/outlandish theories, but it would be interesting to see where any current or recently de-commissioned deep sea oil wells were in relation to this ares (particularly any that have had Halliburton, Transocean, or BP involved). Maybe we're looking at remnants of various Junk Shots.

    46. Re:Something is missing here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please send help to the Gulf regardless of not accepting your offer to assist.

    47. Re:Something is missing here by ChefInnocent · · Score: 1
      Is this where one inserts the Monty Python quote?

      When I first came here, this was all ocean. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on an ocean, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the ocean. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the ocean. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the ocean. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Son, the strongest castle in all of Pacific.

    48. Re:Something is missing here by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      The thing is, it's *useful* to have a word that means "degrades quickly through biological means" whereas we've got very little use for a word meaning "degrades eventually through biological means if you don't mind waiting a few lifetimes, more or less".

      Same thing with "organic" for that matter. It may not be perfectly logical by your standards, but it's plenty useful for getting specific information across.

    49. Re:Something is missing here by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      So why have you guys stopped? Can't you reclaim more land from the sea?

    50. Re:Something is missing here by jbengt · · Score: 1
      According to your definition, if my dog chewed it up, it was biologically degraded. I don't agree that's a useful definition.
      "All plastic is biodegradable" needs a citation. As far as I can tell, A lot of degraded plastic got degraded by ultra-violet light and weathering, rather than biological activity.
      "it's usually the additives to the plastic being released during degradation that are bad" And are those additives biodegradable? Some of them could be poisonous enough to kill biological activity and prevent the degradation of the plastic containing them.

      By the way, the word organic existed long before chemistry got ahold of it and used it with a chemical definition

    51. Re:Something is missing here by jbengt · · Score: 1

      Crap, copy and paste seems to have failed.
      organic

    52. Re:Something is missing here by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

      Would you happen to have a daughter-in-law (in a very real and legally binding sense) with huge... tracts of land?

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    53. Re:Something is missing here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soon my race will come to enslave your entire planet! But first, the news from tinsel town.

      I expect to be corrected.

    54. Re:Something is missing here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Talking like that about Asperger's, you better hope you never run into me. I would pound you until the flesh started falling off my hands.

    55. Re:Something is missing here by michrech · · Score: 1

      "That entirely depends on how fast trash is flowing into the collection. The patch is constantly being fed with new crap thanks to our amazing lack of ability to throw it in the trash."

      Throwing the plastic "in the trash" is a part of the reason it's making its way into the ocean. We should be recycling it *on land*, before it even has the chance to make its way into our rivers/oceans. Considering how much oil it needs to be created from "scratch", we should be striving to recycle as much of the already existing plastic as we can anyway...

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    56. Re:Something is missing here by lupinstel · · Score: 1

      I just wanted to tell you that I enjoyed your recent article in Internet Toughguy Magazine. You were the author of the "Idle Threats from Idle Hands" column weren't you?

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    57. Re:Something is missing here by Vectormatic · · Score: 1

      We dont want to get to close to those wackey brits, next thing you know they'll be placing camera's on their coastline to monitor what we do!

      In all seriousness, i dont know really, but i suspect all the easy stuff is done, most land we reclaimed was inside the original borders, and these days people get all upity when you want to pump a nature-reserve dry and put a bungalow-park in there...

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    58. Re:Something is missing here by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Wow, Hansen's Disease much? Seriously though, very colorful. Poetic. I rate this threat two thumbs up!

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    59. Re:Something is missing here by Phoghat · · Score: 1

      But what will they call it? New Newark NJ? Vortex Island sounds too much like a SyFy movie of the week.

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    60. Re:Something is missing here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, glaucoma? Vaporize a little dutch to ease the pain.

    61. Re:Something is missing here by dirtyhippie · · Score: 1

      Who the hell mods you "offtopic" for helping to clean the racist trolls out when they have been up-ranked?

    62. Re:Something is missing here by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      bioplastics, biodegradable ones for packaging.

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  2. They are doomed. by Irick · · Score: 1

    Noodle will surely shoot down any initial surveyors on suspicion of them being pirates, and i don't even want to know what Murdoc would do to trespassers.

  3. Sink it. by kylemonger · · Score: 1

    Seems more sensible to make it all heavier than water and sink it. Once it's on the bottom natural sedimentation processes will bury it for good.

    1. Re:Sink it. by Psaakyrn · · Score: 1

      And how do you propose making a concentration of individual pieces of plastics, chemicals, and other misc objects all heavier than water? And then not revive due to ocean currents bringing in more plastics from outside regardless?

    2. Re:Sink it. by mtinsley · · Score: 1

      Not to be pessimistic, but how would you go about sinking a blob, composed mostly of small objects, twice the size of Texas?

    3. Re:Sink it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

    4. Re:Sink it. by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Seems more sensible to make it all heavier than water and sink it. Once it's on the bottom natural sedimentation processes will bury it for good.

      Why would you do that when, for equal effort, you could make a self-sustaining self-powering island from it? One that you can then sell or lease out real-estate on for ridiculous prices, because it's the only remaining unpopulated temperate coastline in the world?

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    5. Re:Sink it. by ChrisK87 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The key phrase there is "equal effort".

      The plastic and other debris will get gathered either way. The difference is that one way you either melt into blocks and sink it or ship it to a landfill, and the other way you go through the massive money and energy expenditure to convert it into building materials and assemble it on site into a floating recycled modern utopia.

      As well intentioned as this proposal is, we will never, ever get to the point where the cheapest source of building materials is a container vessel full of assorted sea flotsam. There will always be renewable lumber, glass from or inexhaustible supply of silicates, and presumably soon plant-derived plastics that will be competitive with oil-derived ones. If we decide it's worth the investment to clean this thing up, the garbage will go to a landfill where it will either be recycled or not. But under no circumstances will the economical to build it into a floating disneyland on site. A floating garbage-packaging plant maybe, but why return the recycled plastic to make a city? Use cheaper materials instead. Or better yet, stick your new city on land within reach of a desalination plant, and not stick yourself with the engineering constraint of making everything float.

      I'm all for fixing the environment, but this specific proposal is economic nonsense. I'm sure it'd be cool to live in a shiny eco-neutral star trek paradise, but wishing will not make this actually work.

    6. Re:Sink it. by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Funny

      And how do you propose making a concentration of individual pieces of plastics, chemicals, and other misc objects all heavier than water?

      Glue rocks to them.

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    7. Re:Sink it. by fractoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the implication is that once you've gathered the stuff and made a big block of molten plastic, it's trivial and very cheap to turn it into a flotation tank. It's the initial manufacturing step that's the hard bit, and if (big 'if', I agree) you can make it in the first place, you might as well make it into real estate instead of boat anchors.

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    8. Re:Sink it. by Psaakyrn · · Score: 1

      Let me know when you figure out a method to glue 1 trillion individual molecules to pieces of rocks.

    9. Re:Sink it. by Pieroxy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Let me know when you figure out a method to glue 1 trillion individual molecules to pieces of rocks.

      Buy lots of glue.

    10. Re:Sink it. by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 4, Funny

      Obviously, with 1 trillion little metal-foil tubes of superglue. Don't be daft.

    11. Re:Sink it. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Comic book ray gun, obviously.

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    12. Re:Sink it. by kylemonger · · Score: 1

      Well, the only way that comes to mind is a living solution. Bacteria forms slimes, some fungi form mycelium mats. Seems there ought to be some way to coax our microbial friends into binding this flotsam together, given there's a lot of plastic substrate for then to grow on. We introduce the spores and some food and let them go to work. Once the blob forms and starts swimming purposefully toward California, we toss in a vacuum cleaner.

    13. Re:Sink it. by eli0001 · · Score: 1

      Tie a witch to it.

    14. Re:Sink it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      boil the water?

    15. Re:Sink it. by dumbunny · · Score: 1

      Let me know when you figure out a method to glue 1 trillion individual molecules to pieces of rocks.

      An armada of tiny glue-bots.

    16. Re:Sink it. by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

      with tiny, tweezer-like arms?

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    17. Re:Sink it. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Let me know when you figure out a method to glue 1 trillion individual molecules to pieces of rocks.

      Gosh digetty darnit! If only the fragments had been the size of golf-balls, peas, or (at a push) grains of wheat, my plan would have been totally 100% feasible.

      And I was so looking forward to visiting Stockholm, getting a shitload of money and having to hire a dozen burly bodyguards to fight the chicks off.

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    18. Re:Sink it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Centrifuge?

    19. Re:Sink it. by infinitelink · · Score: 1

      Bad idea. Remember that bacteria, fungi, algaes, etc., all tend to use oxygen: those that can live in water suck it right out of that water; if we engineered the world's largest mat of slime it would probably cause a drastic reduction in oxygen content dissolved in the water; even the tiny oil slick in the gulf (relative to this area of plastic) is already causing oxygen loss in the water enough to damage the surrounding areas and wildlife (beyond what just the oil would do) because of the various bacteria (many of which we add to break the oil down) that begin feeding upon it.

      Essentially one shouldn't act in such a way as to cause a great imbalance; hasty measures that simplify labor matters "simply" for us (even if implementation is complex) have a tendency to do just that. It's not that you're idea is itself bad, but its consequences are terrible: we do all, after all, depend a great dael upon the ocean to live on this blue orb, whether for the food it provides to many, the reguation of the temperatures it maintains, or the ecosystems nearer to us (coastal) with which it interracts.

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    20. Re:Sink it. by rcamans · · Score: 1

      glue lawyers to them

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    21. Re:Sink it. by Enleth · · Score: 1

      You'd have to behead them first, otherwise they're going to be too buoyant. And then you'll be right where you started, just with the lawyers' heads instead of plastic pieces...

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    22. Re:Sink it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pro tip: why ships aren't made of plastic?

  4. Plastic People of Recyclistan by Renderer+of+Evil · · Score: 4, Funny

    We already have that. It's call Los Angeles.

    1. Re:Plastic People of Recyclistan by Kepesk · · Score: 1

      We should also think about the trash vortices in the Final Frontier. Low Earth Orbit is starting to look pretty messy...

    2. Re:Plastic People of Recyclistan by captainpanic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Los Angeles is not so well known for its great recycling scheme... can you tell me more about it?

      To be honest, to a naive European, America as a whole is known as the most wasteful society in the world - but perhaps we're wrong?

    3. Re:Plastic People of Recyclistan by Entropius · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Grandparent is alluding, I think, to the rate of plastic surgery in Los Angeles.

      LA is probably the most wasteful city in our wasteful nation.

    4. Re:Plastic People of Recyclistan by hedwards · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As a whole yes, but there's a great deal of variety. Here in Seattle we're the only major city in the nation to actually be in compliance to the Kyoto protocol and we've made great strides at reducing the water consumption. We use less water now than we did 20 years ago, even though the population has gone up significantly since then. We also lead the nation in gas mileage.

    5. Re:Plastic People of Recyclistan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not so sure that is true anymore. I noticed myself the other day that I generally only produce a small bag full of trash a week these days along w/ my girlfriend. I can recycle nearly all of our trash. A service in our area delivers locally grown, in season produce to me once a week. I take the subway to work, and if I can't walk to something in my area, I can bike there.

      I may be biased, I live in NYC which is the most energy efficient city in the US and unusual in the fact that it has rail links to every regional city around it. This may be unique to NYC, but I think the tide is turning. I am relatively young, and my friends have little desire to move back out to the burbs in some big honking house that requires tons of cleaning, maintenance, furniture, and property taxes. The few things I miss out in the burbs are a yard in which I would like to garden in, and a garage or basement where I can tinker with electronics or other hobbies.

      I am certainly atypical, but not at all unusual. We can only hope this type of thinking spreads to the suburbs and beyond.

      -K

    6. Re:Plastic People of Recyclistan by bsane · · Score: 1

      Yes but that smug cloud will destroy you.

    7. Re:Plastic People of Recyclistan by geekoid · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, it's not even close.

      Dallas, Cleveland, Atlanta, Tampa, and Indianapolis are the top 5, in that order.

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    8. Re:Plastic People of Recyclistan by BigSes · · Score: 4, Funny

      What does Cleveland waste? Hopes and dreams?

    9. Re:Plastic People of Recyclistan by operagost · · Score: 1

      To be honest, to a naive European, America as a whole is known as the most wasteful society in the world - but perhaps we're wrong?

      Yes.

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    10. Re:Plastic People of Recyclistan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would vote Las Vegas as the most wasteful city, since it shouldn't even be there!

    11. Re:Plastic People of Recyclistan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a individual of LA, I take great offense to that remark, though it is non-the-less true. :)

    12. Re:Plastic People of Recyclistan by grepya · · Score: 1

      As a whole yes, but there's a great deal of variety. Here in Seattle we're the only major city in the nation to actually be in compliance to the Kyoto protocol and we've made great strides at reducing the water consumption. We use less water now than we did 20 years ago, even though the population has gone up significantly since then. We also lead the nation in gas mileage.

      Yes. The one thing Seattle is hurting for is water.

    13. Re:Plastic People of Recyclistan by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      Dallas, Cleveland, Atlanta, Tampa, and Indianapolis are the top 5, in that order.

      Citation needed

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    14. Re:Plastic People of Recyclistan by Bemopolis · · Score: 4, Funny

      Seven years of LeBron James.

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    15. Re:Plastic People of Recyclistan by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      Mainly because you don't count the Boeing and other aerospace plants...

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    16. Re:Plastic People of Recyclistan by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Grandparent is alluding, I think, to the rate of plastic surgery in Los Angeles.
      LA is probably the most wasteful city in our wasteful nation.

      No, it's not even close.
      Dallas, Cleveland, Atlanta, Tampa, and Indianapolis are the top 5, in that order.

      Are you saying these cities have more plastic surgery than LA, or that they're more wasteful?

      And in either case, citation needed.

      I have a hard time believing that Cleveland is more wasteful than LA. After all, LA is easily the largest city in the nation. Cleveland is quite a bit smaller, and it's shrinking, like many other Rust Belt cities (Detroit, Buffalo, etc.), as people move out and no one moves in. There's no jobs there, industries have all moved out or shut down, there isn't much left besides the Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame, CWRU, and a bunch of ghettos. Even if you're talking per-capita, it's hard to believe simply because there can't be much consumption going on in Cleveland with no jobs there.

    17. Re:Plastic People of Recyclistan by johanatan · · Score: 1

      Do you mean those cities produce more waste per capita? Or those cities are the least efficient at using the resources they do consume? [I think of the latter when I hear 'wasteful'].

    18. Re:Plastic People of Recyclistan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a fucking faggot, dude.

    19. Re:Plastic People of Recyclistan by NuShrike · · Score: 1

      You forget South Korea.

    20. Re:Plastic People of Recyclistan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and to all occupants of the United States (you are of course referring to us, and not the entire hemisphere, I presume), Europeans - or shall we say Western Europeans, since the East has its compass straight - are a bunch of falsely self-deprecating snobs harboring illusions about their superiority to everyone. This makes you not unlike the gringo citizens of Los Angeles, ironically, who believe themselves to be a people with more in common with San Francisco, New York, and all countries speaking Romance languages on your half of the Atlantic than with the rest of the United States, whom they refer to snidely as "the fly-over states," they will be saddened to find out that they aren't welcome in your player-hating pretension club.

      Or is that an unfair generalization based on one "naive" European claiming to speak for all Europeans?

    21. Re:Plastic People of Recyclistan by nxtw · · Score: 1

      Those are the bottom 5 least wasteful cities as selected by a company who makes reusable water bottles, using a survey of 3750 people total.
      It rates cities on criteria such as

      • "Never driving their car for trips that are less than one mile from home"
      • "Using reusable bottles in place of single-serve bottles of water/soda/other beverages"
      • "Limiting their showers to 5 minutes"
    22. Re:Plastic People of Recyclistan by nxtw · · Score: 1

      The medical industry has not moved out of Cleveland.
      Cleveland Clinic is the largest employer.

    23. Re:Plastic People of Recyclistan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canadian colleagues who have visited US offices of the same company have commented that they don't have any recycling programs whatsoever, and people aren't generally concerned about it... which is concerning. But, I understand, things are slowly changing.

    24. Re:Plastic People of Recyclistan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL! Those two worlds wars that you Europeons started were great for the environment and weren't wasteful at all!

  5. Not as dense os lead to believe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    8m2 per km2

    1. Re:Not as dense os lead to believe by deniable · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's why the linked articles didn't have any photos. It sounds like a boring photo op.

    2. Re:Not as dense os lead to believe by arivanov · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not quite so.

      It does not look sufficiently impressive on film. A degraded bottle every few tens if not hundred meters does not make a good photo op. There is also a lot of dispersed plastic in the water itself. However, it is not something which you can picture, post and shout: "See how we ravished the Earth". Definitely nothing that can make the same kind of statement like a picture of a pelican dipped in BP produce.

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    3. Re:Not as dense os lead to believe by sammyF70 · · Score: 1, Informative

      This might give you a better perspective
      a ratio of 40:1 between plastic and plankton sounds kind of high to me. but if you really want a picture- click on this.

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    4. Re:Not as dense os lead to believe by Pikoro · · Score: 1, Troll

      Well, did you listen to how they determine that ratio? They take a sample, then weigh all the plastic in the sample and weigh all the plankton in the sample. Duh.. the plastic weighs more than the plankton of course. Talk about skewed numbers...

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    5. Re:Not as dense os lead to believe by BLKMGK · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've watched several specials about the Gyre including the one you linked - NONE of them show anything like the picture you linked which I suspect was taken elsewhere and not in open water. It's not good and probably pretty bad but sadly it's not picture fantastic else you better believe the CNNs of the world would be going nutz to photo it much as they have the birds BP has harmed...

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    6. Re:Not as dense os lead to believe by Naznarreb · · Score: 1

      Vice TV did a special where they traveled to the Garbage Gyre (as they called it). If you want to see what it actually looks like, part 1 is here http://vbs.tv/watch/toxic/toxic-garbage-island-1-of-3

    7. Re:Not as dense os lead to believe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The picture just made me laugh. A one person kayak in the middle of the Pacific ocean. Yeah, ok.

  6. Tiny bits... by Microlith · · Score: 5, Informative

    The greatest problem with the gyre is that the plastic in question is untold quadrillions of tiny, sometimes microscopic, bits of plastic that have broken down under UV light and descended somewhere in the water column. You would need to filter several meters deep to filter all the garbage out.

    Of course, bean counters will kill this because it's unprofitable, and everyone else will ignore it because it's so far out to sea.

    1. Re:Tiny bits... by Psaakyrn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Singapore, as a tiny island in the middle of (not-quite) nowhere, was also initially unprofitable. Look where it is now.

    2. Re:Tiny bits... by deniable · · Score: 4, Funny

      Look where it is now.

      Did it move? :)

    3. Re:Tiny bits... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      The greatest problem with the gyre is that the plastic in question is untold quadrillions of tiny, sometimes microscopic, bits of plastic that have broken down under UV light and descended somewhere in the water column. You would need to filter several meters deep to filter all the garbage out.

      A. It's not a gyre.
      B. The microscopic bits are not the problem as they will decompose quickly (relatively speaking).
      C. There is no reason to filter several meters deep.

    4. Re:Tiny bits... by fractoid · · Score: 4, Informative
      (a) Yes it is. Or rather, it occupies one: The North Pacific Gyre.
      (b) Yes they are. According to the first link in TFA:

      The tiny pieces of plastic are “the size of a grain of rice”, small enough to be eaten by fish. Chemicals, like “PCBs, DDT, and other toxins” that don’t dissolve in water are soaked up by the plastic. Those toxic chemicals get ingested by the fish eating the tiny pieces of plastic. Those fish are eaten by bigger fish that absorb the chemicals from the smaller fish. Ultimately, the contaminated fish may wind up on your dinner tables. We already know how dangerous these chemicals can be when ingested.

      (c) If the plastic is indeed spread throughout the top several meters, then yes, there is.

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    5. Re:Tiny bits... by captainpanic · · Score: 1

      Well... scientists and engineers are able to filter micro-organisms (which are microscopic, and almost the same density as water - similar to our problem here)out of water , also when it's quite diluted. I am sure there's a way to get the tiny bits out.

      The basic question is what the concentrated waste is worth per metric ton. If it's worth 1000 euro / ton, then quite a lot is possible... but it's gonna be an expensive island. If it's only 10 euro/ton, then the island is cheap, but only the crude bits will be used.

    6. Re:Tiny bits... by rts008 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah...they hired Reckless Kelly to tow them to a more favorable position. :-)

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    7. Re:Tiny bits... by deniable · · Score: 2

      It should have been a comedy, but it was a Serious film. Young Einstein was much better.

    8. Re:Tiny bits... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Singapore had long been a strategic location at the tip of the Asian continent and at the gates of the Straits of Malacca. Any ships travelling from the West to East and vice versa will pass near it and it has developed into a convenient stopping and distribution point for shipping and a strategic location for a naval base. The British recognised this very early and shrewdly got it off the Johor Sultanate by backing one party in a civil war and developed it along with Penang and Malacca as the Straits Settlements. This is also why the lost of Singapore to the Japanese in WWII was a devastating blow to the British.

      Now, what I would like to know is, if such a scheme to make an artificial island occurs, under which sovereignty would the island be? I would imagine it would create massive international friction by the surrounding countries due to economic and military issues. What also will prevent any country to invade and annex the island (assuming the island declares "independence")?

    9. Re:Tiny bits... by NevarMore · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Right on! Since we can't filter all the garbage out it isn't worth picking up ANY of the garbage at all.

    10. Re:Tiny bits... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Actually, the fact that toxins that don't dissolve in water get soaked up by the plastic would make this plastic "island" a good thing for the environment if (and only if) we can find an economically feasible way to harvest the plastic back out of the ocean.

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    11. Re:Tiny bits... by ShadowXOmega · · Score: 0

      what happen if we encapsulate the plastic in permeable bags of some water resistant material (so it dont drift and dont disperse), agregate the bags in big clusters and let it clean the water of toxins. At the end, collect the plastic, remove the toxins and reuse it.

    12. Re:Tiny bits... by Rihahn · · Score: 1

      I have a method to clean up the mess and defeat the bean counters and it consists of three little letters: TDP... Someone wanna loan me a couple million?

    13. Re:Tiny bits... by magarity · · Score: 1

      under which sovereignty would the island be?
       
      Whichever country's citizens tossed the most trash in the ocean.

    14. Re:Tiny bits... by ncc74656 · · Score: 1

      Right on! Since we can't filter all the garbage out it isn't worth picking up ANY of the garbage at all.

      That's the approach the EPA is taking with European ships that could suck up 96% or so of the oil out of the water...because some small amount gets put back in (which you could probably pick up later in another pass through the area), they're saying this tech is unacceptable. Wouldn't a 96% reduction be better than nothing?

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  7. Hyperbole by Beardydog · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The first story I read about the patch made it sound like it was bordering on becoming an island on its own... an area the size of texas made of milk bottles and grocery bags, all rustling against each other in the waves. No other article I've seen has been that bad, but all of them making it sound much worse than it actually is.

    I'm certainly not going to defend a vast region of polluted ocean and poisonous chemicals, but here's what Wikipedia has to say:
    "the patch is not visible from satellite photography since it primarily consists of suspended particulates in the upper water column. Since plastics break down to ever smaller polymers, concentrations of submerged particles are not visible from space, nor do they appear as a continuous debris field. Instead, the patch is defined as an area in which the mass of plastic debris in the upper water column is significantly higher than average."

    Moore's claim of having discovered a large, visible debris field is, however, a mischaracterization of the polluted region overall, since it primarily consists of particles that are generally invisible to the naked eye."
    "A similar patch of floating plastic debris is found in the Atlantic Ocean."

    It really doesnt sound terribly island-able. I'm sure you can scoop up enough solid material to build something, but you may have to drag a net for a couple of thousand zig-zagging miles to do it.

    1. Re:Hyperbole by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      It is kind of bad in some ways, there are always little pieces of plastic floating up on the beaches in Hawaii. I haven't noticed that problem so much in, say, California. I heard there are effects like killing birds and stuff, but to selfish me the worst part was plastic pieces washing up on the beach. Kind of ugly.

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    2. Re:Hyperbole by tokyoahead · · Score: 0

      You say that they are trying to make it look environmentally worse than it is, but I do not know really how bad you can make 4 Million tons of garbage sound like to give the reader a perspective on this. I think they make it sound better than it is. If you are trying to say that they are making it sound more an island than it actually is, you are right.

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    3. Re:Hyperbole by chammy · · Score: 5, Informative

      The reality of it is a lot worse than most people imagine. Instead of easily manageable, solid chunks of plastic it's in the form of tons of tiny particles. This makes cleanup extremely difficult as well as makes the plastic much more lethal to wildlife. Animals try to eat the colorful bits, mistaking them for natural food sources: http://coastalcare.org/wp-content/images/issues/pollution/plastic/bird-carcass.jpg

    4. Re:Hyperbole by Beardydog · · Score: 5, Informative

      If the particles were chemically neutral, and harmless to see life it wouldn't be a problem at all, but I gather that the creatures in the area are greatly affected. The problem I have with most "Garbage Patch" reporting is more that they feel the need to "sex it up". The serious people of the world are capable of have care for and concern over environmental disasters that are invisible to the naked eye, but stories about the patch always seem directed at the same people who keep trying to pass 5-cent plastic bag taxes. It's become a mythical beast, a chimera whose dread legend is spread in whispers by folks who would probably be comfortable banning cars, but want no part of pebble-bed reactors.

      I think (and I'm trying to clarify my own thoughts here, as well, instead of ranting ad-hominem, as I have been) that a lot of people see the mind's-eye seascape of bags and bottles of consumer and commercial excess, and the horrors of a throwaway culture.

      The reality, as always, is more nuanced. Plastic bags and styrofoam cups a) go a long way toward reducing many other types of waste in our society, and b) will never go away, because they're so damn useful. Instead of railing against the very human behaviors that have created the problem or the very useful products that improved our lives tremendously for the last 60 years, we should probably focus on creating materials that break down more safely after they wind up in the ocean, or focus on our garbage gathering techniques, or hell, a couple thousand extremely expensive machines that sit in the Pacific and try to clean as much water as possible. Even that scenario is more likely than the societal changes that would be required to alleviate the patch.

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    5. Re:Hyperbole by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 4, Informative

      Twice the size of Texas = 537,202 square miles

      4,000,000 Tons plastic = 8,000,000,000 pounds

      14,892 lbs/square mile - 23.29 lbs per acre. [2.61 grams/meter square]

      Of course that is only surface area... how deep is it?

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    6. Re:Hyperbole by mythar · · Score: 3, Informative

      the killing birds part is pretty ugly, too.

    7. Re:Hyperbole by Beardydog · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wait, I've got a smidge more raving to do...

      This story also reminds me of the women who recently spent three days walking around in pink shirts to raise awareness of breast cancer. They blocked traffic extremely frequently, often appointing themselves crossing guards in areas that already had lights, giving each other permission to walk in front of cars while people tried to get to and from work.

      I certainly sympathize with them. I know a lot of them have lost friends and family, and they want to do something for the cause... but honestly, we're all aware of breast cancer. All of that pink shirt money, time-off-of-work money, organizational money, etc could have gone toward research. Or it could have just not gotten in my way for three days, and I think we would have all been better off. If one person had been carrying a donation bucket for research, I would have felt a hundred times better about it.

      So they're building an island and making a symbolic effort at cleaning? Fantastic, I never drive through the Pacific ocean on the way to work. But they aren't making a dent in the problem, everyone with a pulse already knows about pollution, and they're misrepresenting the one problem they're even engaging in.

      Actually solving actual problems usually takes a lot of money, a lot of cooperation, and and a lot of work. It isn't showy, and chicks won't think you're hot for doing it. Not everybody involved in it gets to be a manager, or collect a paycheck from their non-profit employer, or be interviewed by the local news while they hold a sign that gives heart disease a severe textual talking-to.

      And I know a lot of people are doing that kind of work somewhere, but the campaigns that make the news are always awareness, or people who want to -feel- like they're fighting the good fight.

    8. Re:Hyperbole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      I hate to accuse him with no evidence, but those pictures look ridiculously staged.

    9. Re:Hyperbole by fractoid · · Score: 4, Informative
      According to wikipedia:

      A study of marine debris near the center of the gyre as part of the Southern California Water Research Project found 334,271 pieces of plastic per square kilometer with a weight of 5.1 kilograms per square kilometer.[3]. If this 11.2 lb/km found near the center were the same throughout its estimated 20 million square kilometers expanse, the gyre would contain 225 million pounds or 113,000 tons of plastic waste. This is less than some estimates of from three to 100 million tons of plastic in the gyre.

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    10. Re:Hyperbole by mythar · · Score: 1

      it's possible, i suppose. and, to be fair, there's no definitive proof that all this plastic is the cause of the birds' deaths. but, ugly, it is.

    11. Re:Hyperbole by melikamp · · Score: 1

      4000000 tons of floating plastic is at least 4000000 m^3 in volume, which would allow to build a nice plastberg with dimensions 10x400x1000 m. This is a severe underestimate, so there is gotta be a way to make it into a floating plastic island with the area of about 1 km^2. Then we can throw some dirt on top and declare it an international wild-life preserve.

    12. Re:Hyperbole by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      I find that both sad and hilarious as well. Even on twitter of all places there's a whole day devoted to it. The most annoying aspect is that it could be so much more. Imagine if by breast cancer awareness, they meant actual education in science and technology so that the average person would understand a lot more about how cancer functions.

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    13. Re:Hyperbole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone please call the comma police.

    14. Re:Hyperbole by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I could never understand why people devote so much energy to "______ awareness". They buy t-shirts and expensive signs, and spend time running marathons. In Canada, we also buy wrist bands and ribbons. On the other hand, if I propose that they all work for me, for a day, for free, then they'll laugh. It'll accomplish about as much, but obviously, it isn't as sexy. :^P

      What about something more pragmatic, like picking up trash, as an environmental campaign? Nope. What about just exercising for free and eating healthy, to raise awareness of health? Nope.

      As for those plastic bags, that you speak of, I've always thought that instead of banning plastic shopping bags, we should ban plastic garbage bags of equal size. If we need garbage bags, then why don't we just use old shopping bags? I suppose that there is quality control, but I'm sure that there must be a work around? Thoughts?

      As it is, for clothing, we've done an excellent job on reselling old clothing. I wonder if we could do the same for plastic bags.

      Also, maybe it would be wise to make disposable items that are helpful to the environment, so that we can just chuck it behind a bush, or in the ocean. Whether it breaks down in the belly of an animal or the water, it'll help. Take a plastic knife, for example. We typically don't need to use to use it for over an hour. Letting it dissolve after 1 hour would be okay, as long as it doesn't affect anybody or anything during that first hour.

    15. Re:Hyperbole by CraftyJack · · Score: 1

      Just using the numbers from the summary: Texas is about 260,000 square miles in area. 4 million tons over 520,000 square miles is less than 8 tons per square mile. That's not good, but it's not an island.

    16. Re:Hyperbole by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      We're talking about the "upper water column"...in fact, you're talking about a depth of at least TEN meters (more likely 100m) so really, you're talking about a density of at most 0.26g of plastic components per cubic meter (1 ton) of water.

      That would be like putting 0.00026g of plastic components in your 1 liter bottle of water.
      Anecdotally, that's 1/10th of an average ant.

      Really, this is a crisis?

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    17. Re:Hyperbole by deathplaybanjo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "... you may have to drag a net for a couple of thousand zig-zagging miles to do it.

      Gulf fisherman could be paid to do that instead of not fishing

    18. Re:Hyperbole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But how much is that in Elephants per Olympic Sized Swimming Pools?

    19. Re:Hyperbole by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      the killing birds part is pretty ugly, too.

      I hate to accuse him with no evidence, but those pictures look ridiculously staged.

      I saw a documentary that incorporated a video of the artist at work where he took the camera to seabird after seabird (chick) killed this way. The artist most damning commentary was that the presentation of his work was to include the single caption in the viewers mind "Recycling is the answer" as recycling is the way the developed world relieves itself of the guilt associated with using plastics.

      Recycled Island is exactly the same thing on a much larger scale, "don't feel so bad, we'll recycle it into a doo goood plastic island!, everything is ok, take comfort, continue to consume without guilt, don't look don't look at how utterly doomed our civilisation has become.

      That's all this whole fucking article says, you may continue your consumption now.

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    20. Re:Hyperbole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I once experimented with kittens-per-trash-compactor, but it turns out to be close a constant since they are mostly water.

    21. Re:Hyperbole by apoc.famine · · Score: 2, Informative

      It isn't for big things like people. For little things that eat invertebrates the same size, it is a crisis. The plastic pieces are "feeding" the bottom of the food chain. Except that they don't have any nutritional value, and poison or choke up the stuff eating them. From a strictly concentration point of view, it's not overly scary. From a biological point of view, it is.

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    22. Re:Hyperbole by daisybelle · · Score: 1

      "Styrofoam cups will never go away". Huh? I can't remember the last time I saw a styrofoam cup, like 20 years ago? No, probably more (wow, how old am I again? The number keeps changing!) What was so useful about them?

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    23. Re:Hyperbole by asvravi · · Score: 1

      How much is that in terms of number of football fields?

    24. Re:Hyperbole by operagost · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or the President could stop interfering with BP and Louisiana so that the leak could be stopped and cleanup accelerated.

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    25. Re:Hyperbole by operagost · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If we need garbage bags, then why don't we just use old shopping bags?

      You mean people don't line their wastebaskets with shopping bags? You guys must be made of money. I only buy trash bags for the kitchen or big jobs. Unrecyclable stuff goes in old shopping bags-- reuse! We built up a surplus of these bags recently, so we recycled them. We try to use durable bags for small purchases, but it's simply impractical for grocery shopping. Also, I'm sure that one of these days some rent-a-cop is going to harass me in a store for walking around with my (empty) shopping bags.

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    26. Re:Hyperbole by Alarindris · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

    27. Re:Hyperbole by operagost · · Score: 1

      Hot stuff doesn't burn your hand or leak through them?

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    28. Re:Hyperbole by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      You need to sex these things up to sell it to the general public. They are fairly stupid sheep. Think about fox news viewers. Remember them proving agw didn't exist because there was a snowstorm? Stakes are high. I say let the scientists do what they can to sex issues up otherwise they won't get looked at til it is too late. They aren't lying or making shit up, just making it sound more impressive. If there world were logical than cute endangered animals would get the same amount of funding as creepy ones. I can't believe i'm saying this but don't hate the player yo hate the game.

      OTOH building a symbolic island seems sort of stupid. There is probably another way it could be cleaned up and still get people on board. But remember the PR board thought of the island, scientists merely said t was workable.

      The waste in many cases seems avoidable and its upsetting that to get people on board it has to be there. In my highschool we raised money for Haiti with a fundraising blitz, running starving and baking up a storm. What did we get? A school (good) that gives out food (bribery for education also good). But it was also a god damn church. Effectively doubling the cost of the building. It wasn't for the Haitians, it was for the donors. Bringing god to these people was as important to many donors as was education and pulling them out of their horrible strife ridden 3rd world situation.

      And if you truly virtuous and truly wealthy and really wanted to good for the Haitians you had the option of buying a plane ticket flying down there, rolling up your sleeves and help build said church. I hope while there they noticed that to 'help out', a starving Haitian construction worker likely more experienced than them could have died.

    29. Re:Hyperbole by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      Well, I know that we use former shopping bags, but I don't understand why any garbage bags of those size are still sold. Perhaps large organizations need them in a box?

      Speaking of unrecyclables, I wonder if we engineer bags too much. For example, are there any recyclable garbage bags? I hope not, because I assume that cheaper quality plastic can do the job. If we're going to dump them in a landfill, then hopefully we can save the better stuff for above ground, which is what you are saying.

      We try to use durable bags for small purchases, but it's simply impractical for grocery shopping. Also, I'm sure that one of these days some rent-a-cop is going to harass me in a store for walking around with my (empty) shopping bags.

      What do you mean by that? Do you mean that the durable bags aren't good enough for grocery shopping because of the heavy cans, etc.?

      In your city, is it uncommon for people to show up at the grocery store with empty shopping bags? In my city, and the neighbouring city, I think that almost every grocery store is pushing cloth bags, and people are encouraged to bring their own plastic bags. I think that everybody must now pay for all new bags, which provides a huge disincentive. At the cashier and the self-checkout of my favourite store, we have to specify whether or not we need new bags.

      I'd like ask about your sig. By any chance do you program games for Opera browser widgets?

    30. Re:Hyperbole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take a plastic knife, for example. We typically don't need to use to use it for over an hour. Letting it dissolve after 1 hour would be okay, as long as it doesn't affect anybody or anything during that first hour.

      That's all well and good, but how do you make a knife that sits on a shelf for two years and then degrades an hour after you use it?

    31. Re:Hyperbole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This story also reminds me of the women who recently spent three days walking around in pink shirts to raise awareness of breast cancer.

      Those women aren't there to "raise awareness" of breast cancer. Every single one of those women in pink shirts (which they pay for themselves, BTW) raised a minimum of $2000 to participate. The walk is their "reward" for their fund-raising efforts.

    32. Re:Hyperbole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Word.

    33. Re:Hyperbole by A440Hz · · Score: 1

      Reading some of the linked articles, I found hints that the efforts to make plastic bottles and such more easily degrade in landfills is one of the reasons that the stuff is turning into small bits in the ocean. Welcome to the Law of Unintended Consequences.

    34. Re:Hyperbole by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      As for those plastic bags, that you speak of, I've always thought that instead of banning plastic shopping bags, we should ban plastic garbage bags of equal size. If we need garbage bags, then why don't we just use old shopping bags?

      Simple: shopping bags are 1) too small to be garbage bags (they might work in a small bathroom trash can, but not in a medium-size kitchen trash can, or a large garage/outdoor trash can, and 2) shopping bags are too delicate and frequently have holes in them after you use them for toting groceries. What kind of idiot would use a bag with holes for kitchen waste, which frequently is wet?

      You could make the shopping bags stronger, but this would raise their cost, and would also use a lot more plastic (as it'd have to be much thicker), resulting in far more waste.

      The current methods are best:
      1) We encourage people to reuse bags. I reuse mine for scooping kitty litter.
      2) We encourage people to recycle bags. I recycle those I can't use for kitty litter (holes). However, it'd be helpful if more stores had receptacles for used bags.
      3) We make the bags out of biodegradable materials. Many bags are made of some type of plastic derived from corn, and breaks down in sunlight.

      We just need to do a better just with 1-3 above, and then worry about the many, many other uses of plastic in our society which create plastic waste. Recycling really should be improved. Any type of plastic could be recycled, but many municipalities don't bother with some of them, claiming "it's not economical". There's a lot of applications for recycled plastic which don't require high purity, and these should be exploited more.

    35. Re:Hyperbole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plastic bags and styrofoam cups a) go a long way toward reducing many other types of waste in our society, and b) will never go away, because they're so damn useful

      Exactly what waste is reduced by using a styrofoam cup which doesn't fully break down for dozens/hundreds of years, versus using a paper cup which can be recycled? Or versus using a ceramic cup which can be cleaned and re-used?

      Yes, styrofoam can keep your drink colder or warmer for a longer period of time than corrugated cardboard. It is useful in that regard. But, it is made from a non-renewable resource that cannot be recycled. Long-term, it WILL be going away.

    36. Re:Hyperbole by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      they might work in a small bathroom trash can

      That's the size that I was referring to. That's why I said, "equal size".

      As for holes, I never said that we need to use bags with holes. You managed to sort them out, so that you could use "good" bags for your kitty litter. It's the same thing. Also, some trash cans, such as those near a desk, don't get wet stuff. For all the times that people need to dump a cup of coffee, they could wait until they get to the coffee room or washroom, and then dump it in the sink. Therefore, bags with minor holes in them would still be functional.

      We don't need them to be stronger, if they are already strong enough for your kitty litter. I'm talking about light use, which is fine for many situations.

      By the way, I'm not the type of person that really wants to ban something. At the very least, we could discourage it. If we must ban it, then we could ban it for a temporary time period.

    37. Re:Hyperbole by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      You could make it react to liquids. It would be good to have it dissolve in water, to prevent it from destroying the ocean. As of right now, there are starch packing chips which dissolve in water. Also, some pills are made of a gelatin coating. It's a similar concept. You could make it out of minty sugar.

      Another way might be to have it sealed in an air tight bag. When it is exposed to normal air, it then dissolves after an hour.

      The knife might be harder to work with, but a spoon would be different, because people often use them for soup, and also put them in mouths. The saliva could help.

      If worst comes to worst, you could always rig them with explosives. ;^) It would encourage people to eat faster. ;^p

    38. Re:Hyperbole by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      For all the times that people need to dump a cup of coffee, they could wait until they get to the coffee room or washroom, and then dump it in the sink.

      Why would you dump a cup of coffee (or any other liquid) in the trash? Of course, I see half-empty bottles of drinks in the trash all the time, so I guess I shouldn't put it past stupid people to do anything that makes no sense.

      As for holes, I never said that we need to use bags with holes. You managed to sort them out, so that you could use "good" bags for your kitty litter. It's the same thing.

      Right, which is why education is the answer, not banning small bags from being sold. You'll only succeed in causing wasteful people to buy the next-largest size (kitchen bags) and use those instead, which will increase waste. Those who want to be conservative, like me, are already reusing their bags, and don't need to be forced with a ban.

    39. Re:Hyperbole by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      Why would you dump a cup of coffee (or any other liquid) in the trash? ...stupid people

      That's exactly it. I actually try to dry out teabags before putting them in the compost, whereas other people don't even bother to think. The same goes for other trash. I try to make sure that water and other moisture doesn't get buried in a landfill.

      Right, which is why education is the answer, not banning small bags from being sold. You'll only succeed in causing wasteful people to buy the next-largest size (kitchen bags) and use those instead, which will increase waste. Those who want to be conservative, like me, are already reusing their bags, and don't need to be forced with a ban.

      Fair enough. Those are good points.

      Just for the record, though, I wouldn't have recommended a ban, without recommending the education as well.

    40. Re:Hyperbole by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I try to make sure that water and other moisture doesn't get buried in a landfill.

      I think it's unlikely any moisture will get buried in a landfill. Trash is usually compacted and crushed many times, whether by the truck that picks it up from your curb, or at the landfill itself (they have big vehicles they drive around on top to pulverize and compact the trash). In this process, any kitchen trash bags will get torn open, and any plastic bottles will probably be crushed and ruptured, so all the water will evaporate.

      Even so, it's wasteful to throw away water. It adds to the weight of the trash, causing more fuel to be used to transport it before it evaporates. Plus, it's better for wastewater to be disposed of in the sewer system, so that it can be treated and reclaimed instead of just evaporating. Fresh water is a valuable commodity in many places.

    41. Re:Hyperbole by daisybelle · · Score: 1

      Nope, not at all. Take-away places in Melbourne do corrugated paper cups which are great - never too hot, but you can wrap your icy fingers around them to warm them up. And on campus both in Melbourne and in Reykjavík you can usually use a normal crockery mug. Styrofoam, wow, it's making me think of spandex and fluorescent tights!

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    42. Re:Hyperbole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perfect! Now we just need to breed many, many more of these birds, and they'll collect all the plastic bits for us! Then we just collect the dead birds, and the whole thing will be taken care of.

    43. Re:Hyperbole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vastly inappropriate, but looking at those photographs I could not but help myself thinking that this was as fine example of modern art as I've ever seen... and all natural, too!

    44. Re:Hyperbole by Spugglefink · · Score: 1

      Even that scenario is more likely than the societal changes that would be required to alleviate the patch.

      Probably true. Where I work, we're the second largest business in the area in terms of recycling, right after a company whose entire business is recycling. It's the easiest recycling I've ever experienced here on the east coast. All you have to do is take a heartbeat or two to think about where you're aiming your toss, and someone else deals with carting it all off and getting it taken care of. It's great. What could go wrong?

      I've seen someone throw something in the general trash, and some other person pull it out, and toss it into the appropriate recycle bin, only to have the original person flip the first person off, remove the item from the recycle bin, and place it back in the general trash. "I'm an American, dammit, this is a free country, and you can't stop me from throwing my soda can away. Kiss my ass you tree-hugging pansy!"

      Allllllrighty then. To the people ripping on America for being wasteful, I'm afraid this is one stereotype that's probably true.

    45. Re:Hyperbole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this modded 'insightful'?

      Someone complaining that it's *awareness campaigns* that make the news? They wouldn't be very successful if they didn't.

      Someone who thinks that a mere three days of work by a relatively small group of unskilled volunteers will somehow solve the problem of breast cancer?

      Raising awareness is about getting the masses to not act up when someone with a big wallet says "I'll fund this". Instead of "Yeah, but how much of a problem is breast cancer anyway", the masses will say "This is a good idea, since breast cancer is a known problem".

    46. Re:Hyperbole by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      I figure that when it is compacted, it will be hard for the moisture to evaporate. Have you looked into this?

      As for fresh water being a valuable commodity, yeah, I agree. You never know how little water you have until you have to make it drinkable.

    47. Re:Hyperbole by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I figure that when it is compacted, it will be hard for the moisture to evaporate. Have you looked into this?

      It seems pretty obvious that if you compact trash, and this breaks open any sealed containers, then moisture will evaporate. The only thing that can prevent moisture from evaporating is for it to be sealed in an air-tight container. These (typically plastic bottles and the like) probably won't survive compaction and crushing without being ruptured.

  8. I hope they know about thinkgeek... by jddj · · Score: 3, Funny

    If they could slice it up like one of those "all edge pieces" brownie pans, everyone would get beachfront property!!

    1. Re:I hope they know about thinkgeek... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they could slice it up like one of those "all edge pieces" brownie pans, everyone would get beachfront property!!

      Such as what property developers in Dubai are doing with the palm islands? :)

    2. Re:I hope they know about thinkgeek... by Reidsb · · Score: 1

      I've read about this concept in the Riverworld series.

      It doesn't end well for them.

    3. Re:I hope they know about thinkgeek... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They did that in Dubai. It's called the Palm Jumeirah...

    4. Re:I hope they know about thinkgeek... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the topic of brownie pans, you know what someone needs to do? Someone needs to invent a spherical brownie pan for those of us that like middle pieces. No edge pieces anywhere! All middle! It's like the universe man... Whoa, wait, what'd I put in these brownies?

  9. The answer to our waste problems... by Nikola+Tesla+and+You · · Score: 2, Funny

    (1) Build a ****-load of WALL-E robots.
    (2) Use them to fill the ocean with trash.
    (3) Sell the land.
    (4) ???
    (5) Profit!

  10. Slip up? by tokyoahead · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What an euphemism!

    This is not something that just happened one day because someone made a mistake. It's the result of decades of carelessness and ignorance.
    We can be only happy that the stuff accumulates all in one place so we have at least the hint of a chance to fix it.

    Try to do that with the space debris!

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    1. Re:Slip up? by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      L4 and L5? Though I imagine it'd take a while longer.

  11. Where are the Pictures of Garbage Island? by Neptunes_Trident · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have heard of this huge mass in the Pacific Ocean for quite some time now. But I never seem to be able to find actual pictures or satellite images of this "Double the size of Texas" island. The only images I ever see are ones that show land mass on the horizon. Which means images that are NOT in the middle of the pacific Ocean. Won't someone help a skeptic out?

    1. Re:Where are the Pictures of Garbage Island? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's not visible, even when you're in the middle of it. It's tiny (mostly microscopic) pieces of plastic in the top several metres in higher concentrations than elsewhere. You need special instruments to detect it.

    2. Re:Where are the Pictures of Garbage Island? by darkitecture · · Score: 1

      I'd really like to see a decent pic too.

    3. Re:Where are the Pictures of Garbage Island? by OctaviusIII · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm unsure if "skeptic" is the right term, but a quick jaunt to Wikipedia ought to help. To summarize: it's a large area of the ocean where the concentration of plastic particles is significantly higher than normal. Most of the particles are too small to see and are essentially dissolved into the ocean. There are some bits of visible garbage floating along, but the patch still looks and acts very much like normal ocean.

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    4. Re:Where are the Pictures of Garbage Island? by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Seconding this. If this thing is THAT BIG and horrific then why is it that there are as near as I can tell no pictures of it whatsoever? Everything I've seen is either an example from some lake or harbor or something similar.

      Why is it that of all the people tht must have seen this there isn't so much as a simple picture of garbage going out to the horizon? Why is every picture extremely zoomed in and narrow, or obviously not of this specific garbage patch?

      Someone somewhere must have at least taken a CELLPHONE picture ffs. How can something supposedly this astounding be so utterly undocumented?

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    5. Re:Where are the Pictures of Garbage Island? by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      It is a huge mass, it's just a huge mass of very very small pieces that you can't photograph.

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    6. Re:Where are the Pictures of Garbage Island? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It doesn't exist in the form that is being presented in articles such as this. The numbers given by North Atlantic Garbage Patch page on wikipedia are "200,000 pieces of debris per square kilometre". This translates into one piece every 5 square meters. Keep in mind that in general these are broken down pieces (cm^2 scale or smaller). So, you won't find any pictures, because it probably isn't possible to take one that looks like anything. That having been said, the increased concentration of plastics is probably something that is worth being concerned about (scientifically, not in this hysterical fashion).

    7. Re:Where are the Pictures of Garbage Island? by catchblue22 · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, this is an area in the Pacific Ocean where floating plastic bits accumulate due to ocean currents. In this area, the amount of plastic per unit area of ocean is far higher than in the rest of the ocean. However, the density the plastic bits is not remotely island like. You would likely not be able to see it from satellite photos. The best way to see it would be to sail there. and then to drag a fine screen behind the boat. When you pull in the screen, you would find quite a few little bits of plastic, some larger pieces, and more importantly you would find small fish that would have ingested pieces of plastic. These plastic bits would likely poison the small fish before it can grow larger.

      Honestly, I find the proposal impractical, and I am not sure of its seriousness or veracity. It sounds fishy. They say there are 4 million tonnes of plastic in the area (which seems reasonable). But then they propose to make an island the size of the big island of Hawaii. No details are given to show they have actually thought seriously about this. What would keep it in place (hmmmm...the current might keep it there)? What would keep it structurally intact? What about hurricanes? Honestly, if they are going to propose something like this, they should give more evidence they have thought about it.

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    8. Re:Where are the Pictures of Garbage Island? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is no 'island'. What there is a a huge zone where the water flows slowy in a circle, plastic builds up. And not plastic you can see, but tiny particles in the water. Sometimes yes there is some floating rubbish, but the 'island' i really just a huge area where if you sample the water, you get high concentrations of broken down plastic. The plastic just keep getting smaller and smaller but never fully goes away. It gets into the food supply of all the animals etc.

    9. Re:Where are the Pictures of Garbage Island? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha, why the hell is this off topic? It's a factual answer to a valid question entirely on topic.

    10. Re:Where are the Pictures of Garbage Island? by scorp1us · · Score: 1

      They are there, but not published as often due to the fact that it is not visually impressive. In fact, it is visually disappointing and the math (which uses estimates and large numbers) are the only impressive things about it.

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    11. Re:Where are the Pictures of Garbage Island? by Opie812 · · Score: 1

      I'd imagine it's like taking a picture of the hole in the ozone layer with a cellphone or any other sort of normal camera....likely not too effective.

      Speaking of the hole in the ozone...is it still there? That's what important. I'm a fair skinned Ginger. Won't anybody think of the Gingers!

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    12. Re:Where are the Pictures of Garbage Island? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'd really like to see a decent pic too.

      Find a picture of the middle of the ocean. That's what it looks like.

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    13. Re:Where are the Pictures of Garbage Island? by operagost · · Score: 1

      The hysterics will begin once a rich progressive like George Soros figures out how to make money from it.

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    14. Re:Where are the Pictures of Garbage Island? by Ocker3 · · Score: 1

      Actually I've seen docos where it's Quite visible, they scoop up samples of the water and it literally looks like plastic soup, albiet something only that plastic creature from Doctor Who would see as palatable. Remember that it's being added to all the time, so you'll find large chunks that are newer/tougher, all the way down to the microscopic particles that are older/softer.

    15. Re:Where are the Pictures of Garbage Island? by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

      You can't take a picture of a hole in the ozone with a visible spectrum camera. You can take a picture of a seemingly endless field of garbage floating in the middle of the open ocean. In fact you can take many pictures, and from the air too showing just how big it is.

      Actually one might say that such a physical thing is exactly the sort of thing that works well for pictures.

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  12. Someone's gonna be jealous by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

    Rishi Sowa is gonna be so jealous...

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  13. Missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    The reason people raise the alarm about this is not because they want to solve the problem via engineering. They bring this up because it gives them an excuse to bitch about consumer culture, and another sensationalist argument for people in the west to adopt their joyless granola-eating, back-to-the-earth ways.

    1. Re:Missing the point by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

      They bring this up because it gives them an excuse to bitch about consumer culture, and another sensationalist argument for people in the west to adopt their joyless granola-eating, back-to-the-earth ways.

      Joyless? You need to get out more.

      But to those who don't get it, I hear if one keeps repeating, "Cheeseburgers love me! They do!" then it is possible to dull the mind and keep up the farce of 'living' for another day.

      Problems will not be solved via engineering because those in a position to task out such projects are all psychopathic loons who will never see the light. (Note how BP's solution seems to revolve around turning the Gulf region into a corporate police state rather than fixing or cleaning anything. That's what happens when you put psychopaths in charge of engineers.) Psychopathic types are fabulously delusional and self-destructive and nobody has begun to ponder how to remove them from power. By the time we get to that point, it'll be far too late.

      That's how these cyclical de-population trends work.

      -FL

    2. Re:Missing the point by IrquiM · · Score: 1

      "People in the west" is not all americans. There are actually people (and governments) working to solve issues like this, to make sure we can continue leading the lives we currently live.

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    3. Re:Missing the point by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nonsense.

      Everyone knows that any and all initiatives to preserve the one and only planet we have at our disposal are part of a massive liberal conspiracy to swindle hard-working hard-spending 'merkins out of their money. Right?

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  14. Chrissie Hynde by macraig · · Score: 1

    When Chrissie Hynde wrote about putting up parking lots and breaking up concrete, do you suppose she had PLASTIC parking lots in mind?

  15. It Doesn't Know by Jon.Laslow · · Score: 1

    It's a Casio on a Plastic Beach
    It's a Casio on a Plastic Beach
    It's a Styrofoam deep sea landfill
    It's a Styrofoam deep sea landfill


    It's sort of made a computer speech
    It's sort of made a computer speech
    It's a Casio on a Plastic Beach
    It's a Casio

  16. oh dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has to be the stupidest story I've ever seen submitted on /.

  17. Welcome by Conchobair · · Score: 1

    Welcome to the Plastic Beach

  18. Prophecies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard that the City of Atlanta is looking to Move offshore to become a tourist spot, and an even greater Delta Hub. This could be the push Atlanta is looking for. ...Except it would be in the Pacific

  19. We need more plastic! by kainosnous · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This all sounds like a great idea, but from what I've gathered, the mass isn't really solid enough to make anything out of it. The logical conclusion is that we need more plastic.

    As a general rule, I have tended to throw my plastic into landfills. I figure that, if time lasts long enough, someday they may provide us with (potentially kid-friendly and bouncy) mountains. However, seeing that science has granted us this new frontier, I suppose that I should be throwing my plastic out to sea.

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  20. Let's Go Global! by Itninja · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...twice the size of Texas, or the size of Spain combined with France...

    Or how about 1/7th the size of Brazil! Or maybe the size of 5 Ecuadors! Or the size of 1 1/10 Chads! This is fun! Who's got one?

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    1. Re:Let's Go Global! by H0D_G · · Score: 2, Funny

      But how many libraries of congress is that?

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    2. Re:Let's Go Global! by dlgeek · · Score: 1

      But if they didn't include the Spain/France comparison, Europeans would be up in arms for giving a US-specific size metric that once again demonstrates /.'s US-centrism. :-P

    3. Re:Let's Go Global! by deniable · · Score: 1

      Are those normal or hanging Chads? What if I've only got metric Vaticans?

    4. Re:Let's Go Global! by wtfmang! · · Score: 0

      I lol'd

    5. Re:Let's Go Global! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well it is about 1/55th of the surface area of the moon, or 96,783 football fields.

    6. Re:Let's Go Global! by delinear · · Score: 2, Funny

      I just assumed the European countries were used as a metric equivalent to the US measurement...

    7. Re:Let's Go Global! by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      Well it does help. I didn't realise Texas was quite that big.

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  21. Stupid idea by RT+Alec · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stupid... but cool as hell. There is such a fine line between stupid and clever.

  22. Didn't somebody take a boat out there... by Soloact · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... to where this supposed "dump" was located, and only found small pieces of broken-down plastics, and no massive dump like the article indicates? Seems there was a documentary done about this "dump" being an exaggeration, and over-hyped in the news.

    1. Re:Didn't somebody take a boat out there... by delinear · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well the article (and other articles on the subject) are all very counter productive. They all suggest massive mounds of floating trash because it's easier for human minds to picture those as evil. This downplays the fact that the real danger are the chemical-laden particles of plastic being eaten by wildlife and entering the food chain. In other words, in trying to build people up into some kind of frothing state of hysteria, the people behind these articles are detracting from the issue and giving sceptics an easy out at the same time.

  23. if you believe this... by mythar · · Score: 1

    i have some beachfront properties on the rings of saturn i'd like to sell you.

  24. Something is missing here - and you are culpable by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

    You honestly believe that they will not gather more than they convert?

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  25. Guatemala Sink hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have a Guatemala Sink hole that needs to be filled with stuff. There is stuff.

  26. Nothing Bizarre About It by jomama717 · · Score: 1

    What is so bizarre? We manufacture plastic, make products out of it and carelessly throw the used products into the ocean where they disintegrate into little bits that accumulate over time. Sad and disgusting, but not bizarre.

    And don't get me started on "slip up"...

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  27. It's simple really. by DerekLyons · · Score: 0

    No fresh water, no agriculture, no habitation.

  28. Tiny Bits of Plastic entering the Food Chain by deboli · · Score: 5, Informative

    Most of the flotsam there consists of small particles that are distributed in the first 10m of the water column. What would need to be done is to filter it out and bind it similar to how pebbles are bound with cement to create concrete to create large enough bits that can be combined into an island.

    Eventually we (the world community) will have to clear this patch as the plastics now enter the food chain and threaten to poison us all. Already there are areas in the ocean where plastic is more prevalent than krill and plastic is being ingested by marine animals, accumulating in higher organisms and ultimately in us too.

    Collecting plastic there would be a nice occupation for all those fishermen that have been made redundant due to overfishing and the necessities to conserve fish stocks. Get them to fish plastic instead and pay them for the trash catch they return.

    Two articles on that matter, a bit lengthy but worth your time:
    http://www.orionmagazine.org/index.php/articles/article/270
    http://www.mindfully.org/Plastic/Ocean/Moore-Trashed-PacificNov03.htm

    1. Re:Tiny Bits of Plastic entering the Food Chain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eventually we (the world community) will have to clear this patch as the plastics now enter the food chain and threaten to poison us all.

      Well, really only some of us. I don't eat seafood.

      Sucks for psuedo-vegetarians though (self-proclaimed vegetarians who don't think fish is meat) ...

    2. Re:Tiny Bits of Plastic entering the Food Chain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One day, due to continuous exposure, a cell will evolve to be able to digest Plastic.
      Then the whole of human civilization as we know it will end.

  29. Nobody has convered the most important question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Under whose sovereignity is the new island going to be under? Do we really want the Netherlands to have it?

    Anyone else though about how rich the Dutch are going to be if global warming keeps up and Greenland thaws out?

    Maybe it's just me but these questions seem more important!

  30. Plastic Beach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if we'll find murdoc living there with noodle and the rest of the gang

  31. Get off my lawn. by adolf · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Maybe I'm old (I do have a birthday coming up this weekend), but: Back from when I was a kid, I remember a few things about the environment:

    1. First, at a young age, it was totally appropriate to throw garbage out of the car window.

    2. It then became less appropriate as volunteers started making a lot of press about cleaning up litter on roadways, which (presumably) had previously been left to be mowed into tiny pieces and otherwise never degraded (plastics last forever, don't you know?).

    3. Six-packs of cans were still common back then. Pictures of fish and animals stuck inside of six-pack plastic rings became common in print media and textbooks, along with captions about how plastics last forever and will soon ruin everything.

    4. Sometime around this point, McDonald's decides, "for the environment," to stop packaging their sandwiches in polystyrene containers. (I suspect it had more to do with their trash bill, since the replacement paper-based packaging compressed far more easily, but I digress.)

    5. Six-pack plastic universally turns UV-degradable. Other single-use plastics soon followed. Disposable glass bottles disappeared. Pull-tab cans disappeared.

    6. Earth Day came back from hiatus.

    7. Folks stopped littering, for the most part, which was plainly evident from the relative lack of trash stuck to fences along the side of the road compared to a few years prior.

    8. ??? (there's a gap in my memory about environmentalist plastic concerns which lasts for a decade or so, until:)

    9. In 2010, degraded plastics (see part 5) are bad, because fish eat them.

    So. I'd like to ask anyone with an answer to put forward, simply:

    Assume that we use plastic, and that some small percentage (no matter how much overall mass that is) will end up somewhere dangerous. Which is best/least bad: Plastics that don't degrade, or plastics that do degrade?

    I don't think we get to have both.

    1. Re:Get off my lawn. by pspahn · · Score: 1

      I'm not a plastics engineer, but if they could make them to degrade in UV, can't they just make them degrade at a significantly HIGHER amount of UV exposure? This way you get the benefits of degradation, but keep it from doing so while it is hurting Nemo.

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    2. Re:Get off my lawn. by julesh · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Assume that we use plastic, and that some small percentage (no matter how much overall mass that is) will end up somewhere dangerous. Which is best/least bad: Plastics that don't degrade, or plastics that do degrade?

      I think the answer is quite simple: if discarded on land, degradable is best. If discarded at sea, nondegradable is best. One possibility is to switch to nondegradables in coastal areas, but a more interesting one would be to develop a plastic that doesn't degrade in the presence of salt (or any other chemical present in the oceans but not commonly present in large quantities on land).

  32. Scale by C10H14N2 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Down to more tangible scale, it is roughly 3 grams per square meter. A typical cube of sugar is roughly 4 grams. Now consider that's just surface area, not volume. You're not going to be able to see much of it even if you're swimming in it.

    1. Re:Scale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consider what? No. That is a cube of sugar, a volume and a mass, not a surface. Fuck you.

  33. Basic Math Failure?? by Somegeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They are saying that there are 4 million tons of plastic out there, and they want to build a 10,000 square km island.

    Assume a basic building unit of a plastic floating barrel and a square plastic platform to sit on top of it. Assume that 40kg of plastic are used in the barrel/platform and it will provide all of the necessary flotation for a square meter chunk of island.

    In the above scenario, 4 million tons of plastic gets you one hundred million barrel/platform units, and therefore a surface area of one hundred million square meters. That means an island that is TEN square km. Not really enough land to make self sufficient home complete with farmland for half a million people.

    What are they going to build the other 9,990 square km of floating island out of?

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    1. Re:Basic Math Failure?? by zondag · · Score: 1

      They're not saying they will build the island from the plastic. They saying they'll build the island where the plastic is.

    2. Re:Basic Math Failure?? by Somegeek · · Score: 1

      They're not saying they will build the island from the plastic. They saying they'll build the island where the plastic is.

      Actually they are saying that they will build it from plastic that they recycle from the ocean.

      from their website, www.recycledisland.com:

      On this location a new floating island will be made of all the recycled material found in the Ocean. This recycled island will be in the heart of the Oceans current, the North Pacific Gyre. In between the island Hawaii and San Francisco.

      Starting point is to make Recycled island a similar size as (the main island of) Hawaii. This size is approximately 10,000 Km2. Of course the size depends on the amount of plastic that we can obtain and recycle from the ocean.

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    3. Re:Basic Math Failure?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The low turbidity of the water (the reason why it forms a gyre in the first place) might enable to production of cellulosic and starch origin plastics (like the infamous 'Potato Plastic') from farmed algae and kelp. Given the rapid growthrate of both botanical forms under "idealized" conditions, it could supply a good portion of the needed plastic mass you are referring to.

  34. Fresh Water? by Great+Big+Bird · · Score: 0

    Assuming they could do everything the article says, which in itself is very unlikely... Where are they going to get the fresh water from that we need to survive?

  35. Small Island! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    4 million tons is only around 11 Empire State Buildings.

  36. Coke heads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great, an island of plastic =( Keep on drinking your Coke, smart guys..

  37. That is the whole by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Of course that is only surface area... how deep is it?

    That's the thing. There is no surface area, it's all particles submerged.

    You just calculated the whole of it (by weight).

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    1. Re:That is the whole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think NQR's point was that the figure quoted was per area of sea- 2.6g of plastic floating on the surface of a square metre of sea would be one thing, but if it's several metres deep we are looking at under a gram per tonne of seawater.

      The amount of energy that would be needed by boats to harvest 1ppm of plastic from about seven trillion tonnes of water is absurd, especially in light of those throwing around the "sustainable" buzzword like this thing would ever recoup the energy needed to build it in the first place..

      I suspect the only people who think this might be viable haven't successfully visualised "one teaspoon of plastic granules per phone booth full of water", and have been misled by those disingenuous images accompanying articles like the first showing something more like the famous "trash rivers": http://dornob.com/accidental-aesthetics-photography-of-floating-trash/

      Now there's a candidate for skimming and recycling... but it happens in a country full of poor brown people, so no-one cares. Won't somebody please think of the wildlife?

  38. Its like a "plastic soup" by Rooked_One · · Score: 1

    I heard it described that way.... You wouldn't necessarily see it by flying overhead, but if you were in the "soup" apparently, you would have very small plastic particles all around you - I forget how deep - maybe 5 feet or so? I can't recall correctly.

    You won't really see a picture because only the water in a glass jar would then look "funky." I believe the article I read about it did have samples of different parts of the "island" and you could definitely see the little particles... So like I said - think of it as a soup. No - you won't be walking on it, but yeah... you could eat it, and last I checked, it wouldn't be all that great for you.

  39. South Pacific Gyre by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

    ^^Read That^^ While reading TFS I was itching to say that amidst the laughing I did after reading the acronym "WHIM" and hitting what some people would call crucial points of this whim of insanity.

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  40. Ever get the feeling that. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

    More and more frequently, the news reads like segments from a Neil Stephenson novel. One of his earlier ones.

    -FL

  41. Turn it in to oil by jamesh · · Score: 1

    Probably just vapourware but someone came up with a way to turn plastic back into oil... is that viable for this mess?

    Are we worse or better off having that amount of carbon in the ocean as plastic vs in the air as CO2?

  42. It's actually worse by LKM · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't really understand your reasoning. The patch wouldn't be as bad if it were actual plastic things that one could somehow remove. The fact that the plastic has broken down into small particles is worse than what most people seem to imagine; the way it is now, it can enter into the food chain, and there is no reasonable way to remove it. Your logic seems to be "Wikipedia says it's invisible, so it can't be too bad." How does it being invisible make it any better?

    So the stories don't make it sound worse than it is; they make it sound better than it actually is!

    1. Re:It's actually worse by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I tend to agree. Sometimes the shit you can see just distracts your attention from worse shit that you can't... //to do: insert joke about politics here

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  43. Fleet of tiny warships by WoodenTable · · Score: 1

    I know they say they'll be making an island, but that could just be the cover story. If they turn it all into fibreglass/plastic boats, pretty soon they'll have a fleet of little yachts large enough to conquer the seven seas. It's quite insidious, if you stop to think about it.

    Really though, I'm sure a bunch of Dutch Architects would never do such a thing. Or would they?! Dun dun dunnnnn...

    1. Re:Fleet of tiny warships by GuidoJ · · Score: 1

      If they turn it all into fibreglass/plastic boats

      Been done, you still can get the T-shirt, if you want.

  44. The Numbers by mosb1000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Pacific Vortex as it is sometimes called, is made up of four million tons of Plastic.

    Recycled Island would be 10,000 Km2

    4,000,000,000 kg / 10,000,000,000 m^2 = 0.4 kg/m^2

    Anyone else have a problem with this?

    1. Re:The Numbers by julesh · · Score: 1

      4,000,000,000 kg / 10,000,000,000 m^2 = 0.4 kg/m^2

      Anyone else have a problem with this?

      Indeed. The idea is total bullshit. 400gsm plastic is basically a medium thickness flexible sheet, something like a laminator pouch or similar. You can't build an island out of that shit.

    2. Re:The Numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a vortex ... pretty sure it is not uniformly distributed.

    3. Re:The Numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its like a bunch of ballons right, or a raft, as in it floats, making it "seaworthy"

    4. Re:The Numbers by alien9 · · Score: 1

      time to start dumping some more to add it up, well?

    5. Re:The Numbers by Muros · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that if they were building a floating island, the plastic would be mostly used as large air containers for buoyancy, and build the island on top of that base. But the numbers still seem wrong.

  45. Size by dimethylxanthine · · Score: 0

    [...] is twice the size of Texas, or the size of Spain combined with France. [...]

    WTF?!! That's impressive! How about recycling all of that plastic?

  46. By the transitive property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Texas = size of The Pacific Ocean trash dump and The Pacific Ocean trash dump = size of Spain + France, then Texas = size of Spain + France.

    Who knew?

    1. Re:By the transitive property by delinear · · Score: 1

      Twice the size of Texas.

    2. Re:By the transitive property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Twice as big as you can imagine"

      If Batman knew about 9/11 in 1986, how come he didn't stop it?!!!

  47. Greg Egan's novel "Distress" by Permutation+Citizen · · Score: 1

    Science-fiction novel distress, written by Greg Egan in 1995, features such an artificial island.

    It is populated by climate refugees, and as they are not bound to any government they allow themselves to infringe biotechnology patents they need to survive in this environment.

    1. Re:Greg Egan's novel "Distress" by bigsteve@dstc · · Score: 1

      Yea. Great novel. But the island was grown by an essentially biological process ... IIRC.

  48. Valuable Waste by b4upoo · · Score: 1

    There has to be a cash value for waste plastic. It is hard to understand why this plastic can not be scooped up and either turned into new plastic items or turned into fuel.
                    I do notice that recycled plastic lumber is too expensive for most people yet railroad ties are now being made of recycled plastic so it must be possible to deliver plastic boards into the hands of home owners at a reasonable price. That plastic lumbar looks great and handles easily and will last far longer than wood ever would.

    1. Re: Valuable Waste by delinear · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I guess the issues are removing tiny particles of widely distributed plastic from an area of the ocean twice the size of Texas while at the same time not removing everything living from said ocean. Apparently most of the particles are no bigger than a grain of rice, so any system to sieve them out of the ocean would likely scoop up anything larger than plankton. I've not heard any specifics about how they plan to perform the separation.

    2. Re: Valuable Waste by natehoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let's not forget that this is way the hell out in the ocean, many miles from land. You can't just send out skimmers like we can for the oil spill, because (a) something that small really has no business being that far out and (b) there's no way you can have enough fuel on board to get there and back, so you'd need a lot of logistics work.

      It's not impossible, just impractical, and given that it's not on anyone's drive to work no one thinks about it. It's "way the fuck over there". The NIMBY crowd is happy because there are no backyards nearby. Cleaning it up is unprofitable and the amount of effort is way out of proportion with the accolades any group would ever hope to get from undertaking such a monumental effort.

      Imagine the reaction: "Wow! The ocean looks the same as it did before! I feel so good about that $10 billion we spent!"

      I'm not saying it's not worth doing, only that making people believe it's worth doing is goddamned hard. They don't see the chemicals entering their food chain, because CNN/Fox don't show it as a graphic on the 6 o'clock spews. We have other disasters closer to home that will keep people's attention and sell more ads for plastic shit (that then gets thrown into the ocean, of course).

      So an all-out effort and solving the problem ain't gonna happen anytime soon.

      However, who says we have to solve the problem in a year, or a decade? How about affordable, smaller-scale, longer-term, less dramatic attempts?

      Example: some form of solar-powered autonomous robotic skimmer that can skim the plastic and compress it into bricks, and/or use it as fuel directly? There'd be no real rush to the project, so you could build a relatively small number of them, drop them in the middle of the mess, and have them at least start to make a dent in it. Even if each robot could only clean up a few hundred square meters a day and make a few bricks, it's crap taken out of the water that used to be in the water. It's not dramatic, it's just a bunch of real-life Wall-E's out there getting shit cleaned up.

      They could operate slowly enough that any fish could swim out of the net with no problems, while plastic particles rather lack any kind of mobility last I checked. :)

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  49. Nature's trash compactor by Xelios · · Score: 1

    I've noticed that if you throw something into a water body, like a lake or an ocean, that the next day you come back and it's gone. So somehow it takes it away and filters it through and it just cleans it up like a garbage compactor or whatever, so it's not really littering if you ask me.
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  50. Stateless by Dr.+Hok · · Score: 1

    This looks like a good opportunity to create Utopia.

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  51. Sounds like a page out of Snowcrash by inkhorn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just like the floating junk armada in Neal Stephensons Snowcrash novel isn't it?
    Absolute best fiction book I've ever read.

    1. Re:Sounds like a page out of Snowcrash by kaizokuace · · Score: 1

      I was thinking just that!

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    2. Re:Sounds like a page out of Snowcrash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And here I thought it was the most over-rated juvenile crap I've ever read.

  52. Life imitates art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cf. Gorillaz' Plastic Beach

  53. Re:Nobody has convered the most important question by mcvos · · Score: 1

    Under whose sovereignity is the new island going to be under? Do we really want the Netherlands to have it?

    Anyone else though about how rich the Dutch are going to be if global warming keeps up and Greenland thaws out?

    Rich? If Greenland thaws out, we're going to need a new place to live. So yeah, why not let us have that floating island in the Pacific that we're going to make?

  54. This almost sounds like... by Bensam123 · · Score: 1

    Atlantis. Wonder why the first one sunk.

  55. Could be the most awesome country ever by thasmudyan · · Score: 1

    If this was a real project (which it isn't) with real funding and serious intentions, this could be a very cool engineering feat. If you base the assembly process on solar-powered automated collectors and separators, a 3D printer-like unit could be used to create any object shape the island needs for construction. However, anyone planning such an undertaking would have to take two big problems into account: toxic chemicals present in the recycled and susceptibility of the island in the face of frequent thunderstorms. Both of which could be tackled by careful engineering, but it won't be easy.

    But hey, living on an awesome sci-fi plastic flotilla/arcology? Sign me up!

  56. Snow Crash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I seem to recall an inhabited island of garbage in Snow Crash. Or was it the Scar? I think they both had something along those lines...

    1. Re:Snow Crash? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      "The Raft" in Snow Crash was more like a cluster of really ghetto DIY houseboats, and it was possible to navigate a boat through it...not exactly a garbage island. Here's a part where Hiro is looking at satellite/aerial images of The Raft.

      Right out there, a couple of hundred miles off the Oregon coast, is a sort of granulated furuncle growing on the face of the water. Festering is not too strong a word. It's a couple of hundred miles south of Astoria now, moving south. Which explains why Juanita went to Astoria a couple of days ago: she wanted to get close to the Raft. Why is anyone's guess.
      Hiro looks up, focuses his gaze on Earth, zooms in for a look. As he gets closer, the imagery he's looking at shifts from the long-range pictures coming in from the geosynchronous satellites to the good stuff being spewed into the CIC computer from a whole fleet of low-flying spy birds. The view he's looking at is a mosaic of images shot no more than a few hours ago.
      It's several miles across. Its shape constantly changes, but at the time these pictures were shot, it had kind of a fat kidney shape; that is, it is trying to be a V, pointed southward like a flock of geese, but there's so much noise in the system, it's so amorphous and disorganized, that a kidney is the closest it can come.
      At the center is a pair of enormous vessels: the Enterprise and an oil tanker, lashed together side by side. These two behemoths are walled in by several other major vessels, an assortment of container ships and other freight carriers. The Core.
      Everything else is pretty tiny. There is the occasional hijacked yacht or decommissioned fishing trawler. But most of the boats in the Raft are just that: boats. Small pleasure craft, sampans, junks, dhows, dinghys, life rafts, houseboats, makeshift structures built on air-filled oil drums and slabs of styrofoam. A good fifty percent of it isn't real boat material at all, just a garble of ropes, cables, planks, nets, and other debris tied together on top of whatever kind of flotsam was handy.

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  57. remodelling as recyclage ? by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    Why not create gifts, little one-use-items, little statues whatever which can be used as cheap but nice-to-have gadget?

    Tourists love to get local items; do something with the waste which has been created.

    is it that expensive to reprocess plastic?

    Same with electronics; some components are used in multiple versions/editions of a product; returning some of these to sender would be good for both parties; the consumer and producent.

    Some companies really are crazy with their packaging; a big box for a small item, needing more transport because of the oversize.

    More packaging means more waste in the end.

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  58. Interesting. by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

    In cookery, you use egg whites to bind the debris in a bouillon so you can easily clear it out afterwards. Maybe some form of salt-activated, slow-setting polymer could be used to bind the trash into an island ?

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  59. P.T. Barnum was right ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The so-called island is below the surface of the water.

    It is far from being a solid mass.

    That any of you actually believes this might be any sort of practical idea
    proves P.T. Barnum was right when he said : "There's a sucker born every minute".

  60. Treating the disease vs. solving the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I applaud the effort, but allow me to put on my "old man pants" for a second.

    Doesn't this just silently legitimize our "use once, throw away" culture? Isn't that the real problem here? Will it have to be a congealed, floating mass of intact plastic containers before the majority of humans can come to a concensus that we can't sustainably keep going on with "business as usual?"

    Look, I'll be the first guy in line to extol the virtues of convenience. It feels great. It fits neatly into our "rush to get things done, don't think" lifestyle. But I think we're reaching a tipping point where we can't just shrug stuff like this off.

  61. Call it... Waterworld. by RealErmine · · Score: 1

    Seems like a good place to build a permanent floating trash recycling facility since so much of the Pacific trash collects there on its own.

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  62. Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Done right I think this could actually work. Assuming the worst case senario that there is no efficient mechanical means of extracting the plastic from the seawater the island itself would become the separator. Imagine a moderate sized shipping barge with all of the plastic manufacturing and storage equipment with some initial "separators", large plastic boxes, say 8 X 8 X 2 Meters in dimensions with a foot or two deep depression in their tops, all bolted together and bolted to the barge. The depression is filled with a bit of water, the water is allowed to evaporate in the sun leaving the plastic (and salt) which is vacuumed up. It's kind of like thermal desalinization, only water is the unwanted material. As the "island" becomes bigger its separation capabilities increase. As the island begins to form the "sustainable" portions can be added and larger separators can be made. Of course this is the simplest form of the concept, you could come up with some real interesting ideas if you had enough time. The one real issue I see is salt contamination of the plastic, I have no clue as to how easy/difficult it would be to remove the salt from the plastic, or integrate it into the plastic. Anyone?

  63. Doesn't anyone on slashdot listen to GORILLAZ? by jeromeyshannon · · Score: 1

    Murdoc has already done this. It's called "Plastic Beach". He's written a whole damn album about it and been living there for some time now. http://gorillaz.com/ http://gorillaz.com/g-player/audio/plastic-beach

    1. Re:Doesn't anyone on slashdot listen to GORILLAZ? by Winchestershire · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I pointed this out yesterday when the article was going thru judgement. http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1718764&cid=32901808

  64. This seems to be complete bunk by geekoid · · Score: 1

    No actual pictures, they won't tell people where it is with any accurate detail, their methods for determining how much are just plain bad science.

    Maybe my google-fu is weak sauce today, but I can find in legitimate source documenting this in any reasonable way.

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  65. Not visible to the eye. by jlbprof · · Score: 1

    From the Wikipedia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Pacific_Garbage_Patch. "The patch is not a visibly dense field of floating debris". Since it is not visible it will likely be very difficult to collect or concentrate. I think there will be many technological challenges which may make the bean counters correct on this. It is a shame nonetheless. Julian

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  66. So what you are saying is that.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need to find some way to get the particles to start sticking together?

  67. I've seen this movie by Jawnn · · Score: 1

    It ends badly. Everybody's starving. Inbreeding has become a problem, and then Dennis Hopper shows up and things really go downhill.

  68. Build a house upon sand by SEWilco · · Score: 1

    Build an island out of plastic which degrades into microscopic particles of plastic, and you'll have an island which turns into microscopic particles of plastic. At least they'll always have work to do.

  69. Does it really exist? by gjcamann · · Score: 0, Redundant

    So if this thing is so huge, why can't i find any pictures of it? I'd love for someone to point out a satellite image of this thing. Does it really exist or is like global warming - something scientists dreamed up to justify their jobs. (I actually believe in global worming, but where are the pictures of this trash vortex?)

  70. If they do succeed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will the inhabitants of the island be dubbed 'Junkions'?

  71. Basic maintenance failure by SEWilco · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Assume a basic building unit of a plastic floating barrel and a square plastic platform to sit on top of it. Assume that 40kg of plastic are used in the barrel/platform and it will provide all of the necessary flotation for a square meter chunk of island.

    Remember that your barrel is built of plastic which breaks down in seawater and sunlight. You'll have to keep replacing barrels.

  72. Girl on the loo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love the picture they've used in the "food cycle" picture. She really looks happy to be contributing to the compost recycling program.

  73. Diffusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just stop the ocean currents and the tiny particles will disperse by themselves.

  74. On the bright side... by BigSes · · Score: 1

    At least the Pacific version of Coney Island Whitefish have something to eat.

  75. Where is it, exactly? by multimediavt · · Score: 1

    I keep seeing articles on this thing, and that it's in the Pacific somewhere, but does anyone know the lat and long of where this thing is?

    1. Re:Where is it, exactly? by multimediavt · · Score: 2, Informative
  76. What country is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it in international water?

  77. doesn't work by yyxx · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Although people picture this as a gigantic, compact floating mass of plastic, it isn't. It's mostly tiny particles floating in the water, with one a small fraction of the junk floating on top. From Wikipedia:

    The patch is not a visibly dense field of floating debris. The process of disintegration means that the plastic particulate in much of the affected region is too small to be seen. Researchers must estimate the patch's overall extent and debris density from samples

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Pacific_Garbage_Patch

    Sorry, but recycling plastic just doesn't get easier by throwing it into the ocean and having it swirl around for a while, sadly it gets harder.

  78. STFU, snarky pants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Let me know when you figure out a method to glue 1 trillion individual molecules to pieces of rocks." Surely if they're that small, grains of sand would suffice?

  79. humanity? by bartok · · Score: 0

    From the summary: "...one of humanity's most bizarre environmental slip-ups".

    And by humanity, you mean Americans right? (and perhaps Canadians)

    1. Re:humanity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seriously think the there isn't plastic waste in there from any of the other countries that have Northern Pacific coastlines? The currents that cause the concentration of pelagic garbage pass by Paupa New Guinea, Malaysia, the Philippines, Japan, and Russia. Perhaps not all humanity is responsible for it, but the responsibility extends well beyond North America.

  80. Not even close to economically feasible by patrissimo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is a terrible idea even though it gets suggested all the time. The cost of gathering plastic from the trash vortex in the ocean - a very expensive environment to operate in - is literally orders of magnitude higher than gathering plastic by buying and digging up a landfill. I haven't heard about anyone flipping landfills for a 10,000% return, which is what it would take to indicate that it's worth getting plastic out of the Vortex. You are going to spend at least $100, maybe as much as $1000, to get every $1 of plastic out. There are much funner ways to waste money - drugs and hookers, for example.

  81. Hang on, I saw this movie already! by Eclipse-now · · Score: 1

    It starred Kevin Costner, and has jet skies that can hide underwater, and some kid with a tattoo on her back that shows the way to dry land. Now, what was it called? Crapland? Mad Max on water? Whining world? ummm....

    Love the idea, but as others have said above, the plastic needs sorting from the plankton at a microscopic level or we're just going to be hoovering up the ocean. I hope they can pull this off (without tattooing some kids back either).

  82. Texas as measurement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is Texas used as measurement? Do a lot of /. readers come from Texas? Or many people have visited it? I don't get it.

  83. Green solution by hicksw · · Score: 1

    We need something that can filter small bits of submerged debris. Something is the ocean.

    We need to train baleen whales for the job. ...with lasers!

    Besides, this is old news. The Pacific Vortex [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirk_Pitt] was written up 25 years ago.
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