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Discovery Threatens Fan Site It Also Promotes

An anonymous reader writes "It seems the lawyers and the marketing people at The Discovery Channel don't talk to each other much. The marketing people behind the show 'The Deadliest Catch' have been supporting a fan community called DeadliestCatchTV.com for a while now. They've regularly sent the site info, free clips, previews and information about the show. On top of that, they link to it from the official site, including it in a list of 'fan sites' as a part of the 'Discovery Network,' and even will frame the site with the show's own dashboard for those who click through. Discovery's lawyers, on the other hand, have threatened to sue the site out of existence and have demanded that the owner hand over the domain name — which he is going to do, because he doesn't have the money to fight this. While there may be a trademark issue (which could be easily resolved with a free license), the lawyers are also making the ridiculous argument that posting the videos Discovery sent him to post are copyright infringement. They're also claiming that embedding the official Discovery Channel YouTube videos (which have embedding turned on) is copyright infringement. This is exactly how you turn lots of fans into people who hate your entire channel."

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  1. That show has went downhill anyway by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The whole last season was a tour de force of human tragedy, which Discovery happily played to/exploited (even adding in a melodramatic classical score this time around). Aside from the hundred or so tribute episodes to Phil Harris, it seemed like everyone in the fleet was intentionally playing to the cameras this time out even more than usual (with Edgar threatening to leave and fighting with Sig, Jake Harris's sudden "addiction" problems, etc.). Granted, the show will never be as good as the first season (before Alaska changed the rules and made the crab fishing a lot less exciting/dangerous), but this one seemed like a swan song more than any other season in the past.

    Everyone involved in the show has always been about the money. The Hanson brothers in particular will do about anything for a buck, and have been known for trading on their fame by lending their names to some pretty sleazy ventures. But this season the cynicism (in particular the playing to the cameras) really showed in some nasty ways. This time the captains even whored themselves for Geico commercials that ran during the show. And the producers' constant cutaways to a tired-looking Phil Harris was particularly shameless (they all but put up "He's about to die" subtitles).

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    1. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by ISoldat53 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the whole channel has jumped the shark. I'd rather read a book.

    2. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by barzok · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This time the captains even whored themselves for Geico commercials [youtube.com] that ran during the show.

      You forgot to mention the very obvious placement of the Geico coffee mugs in the wheelhouse of the Time Bandit.

      Sig Hansen has been listed as a producer and/or consultant on the show for several years - no real surprise there.

      I think Discovery overplayed the drama, but I don't think it was as bad as you make it out to be. Edgar Hansen has apparently been threatening to leave the boat for a few years now. Addiction to various substances seems to be fairly common across the fleet (a reference was made somewhere to "the other Jake" being 6 months sober late in the season, and other guys have talked about getting sober as well).

      There's only so many ways you can film & edit the crabbing grind & keep the viewership year over year. They had to pull in more of the human drama, and what happened w/ Phil Harris was perfect for the producers to latch onto. Otherwise, what's to talk about - the weather? The Bering Sea gets nasty weather - but you can't produce a full season of TV off that.

    3. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by glavenoid · · Score: 1

      To be clear, some other book. Or at least not a "Discovery Productions" book.

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    4. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      True - I usually avoid the main Discovery Channel, and hang around in the smaller ones - Science, History International, etc. So far, these channels are a hell of a lot more interested in things like science, history, and etc. Discovery itself is only interested in, well, eyeballs.

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    5. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      The novelization of The Deadliest Catch?

    6. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by umghhh · · Score: 1

      I think you are exaggerating a bit - I mean o terror - book reading, there is nothing worse than this. Especially the younger generation could simply charge you with unusual and cruel punishment thing....

    7. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by kidgenius · · Score: 1

      History Channel:History as TLC:Learning

    8. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by commodore64_love · · Score: 3

      I've seen some of the episodes on Free TV (antenna), and I've never seen the appeal of the show. Every episode seems to be the same - men catching lobsters. If you've seen one, you've seen them all. I too would rather read a book.
      .

      >>>I think the whole channel has jumped the shark.

      What cable channels haven't jumped the shark? The Learning Channel is now Tender Loving Care (babies, brides, and bullshit). History should be renamed Present. Sci-Fi Channel is now some kind of cross between reality and new age. The Guide Channel often shows TV shows/specials instead of guides, and Weather Channel shows movies instead of weather.

      Back in the 90s I used to say, "I wish I had cable so I could see all this great entertainment, especially Sci-Fi and History." Now I have zero desire for cable.

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    9. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 5, Funny

      Duh.

      What else do you do during Shark Week.

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    10. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, at least it's not TLC. Between the "Jon and Kate" mess and their recent announcement of "Sarah Palin's Alaska", TLC makes Discovery look like PBS.

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    11. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      Yeah but TLC lets you learn about a dysfunctional white trash family building shitty, overpriced motorcycles!! zOMG!!! Oh and you can watch American Hot Rod to see a bunch of reject mechanics build cars that are 75% bondo.

    12. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 3, Informative

      TLC makes Discovery look like PBS.

      I agree TLC has become a total crap wasteland, but TLC is a Discovery company just like Discovery Channel, Animal Planet and Science Channel. It's just a different orifice of the same company.

    13. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 2, Informative

      Protip: TLC and Discovery are owned by the same people and sister stations. This is why you see shows swap between showing on one and then the other (such as the American Chopper/Hot Rod shows).

    14. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by shemp42 · · Score: 1

      As opposed to every other channel. News flash! All TV channels want ratings. Its like saying that a restaurant doesn't want customers. I only go to those restaurants that make food no one else wants. Those are the best.

    15. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      Discovery itself is only interested in, well, eyeballs.

      What TV channel isn't? Can you name a single TV channel that exists in absence of viewers?

    16. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Every episode seems to be the same - men catching lobsters.

      Crabs, not lobsters. Crabs.

      And yeah, I live in Alaska and never liked Deadliest Catch. It's like any other reality show, just on a boat. Same with Ice Road Truckers - it's just another reality show, in trucks.

      I'd much rather watch an actual documentary on crab fishing, or on ice road truckers, than these stupid reality shows. They are all so trumped up it's ridiculous.

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    17. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Addiction problems are quite common in many similar 'blue collar' jobs. When I worked on a farm we had a labourer who would always work the milking shed for the morning milking, and then spend the rest of the day getting blind drunk, before sleeping through the night in the attic of a disused barn. As long as he could work as much as he could to feed his addiction, and as long as he didn't cause any problems, both he & the farmer were happy with the situation. However it was obviously an unstable situation and any changes could have caused him personal catastrophe.

    18. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by dkh2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      ROFL. The dyslexic part of my brain took over for a second there and I read that as

      The novelization of the Deadliest Crotch?

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    19. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by HirohitoKami · · Score: 1

      Call me Ishmael.

    20. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      I got rather annoyed when History channel went through its recent paranormal 24/7 phase, right after its OMG! Jesus! Davinci Code! 24/7 phase, right after its Mayan Calender/Nostradamus predicts the apocalypse 24/7 phase.

      Thankfully I don't pay for my cable, it is included in my rent.

    21. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by toriver · · Score: 1

      Sure, the NOTV network. You know, "All static - all the time". Make a fortune in T-shirt and coffee mug sales.

      I kid.

    22. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by Domint · · Score: 1

      Can you name a single TV channel that exists in absence of viewers?

      CSPAN?

    23. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by kevinmenzel · · Score: 1

      cspan 2

    24. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      Thankfully I don't pay for my cable, it is included in my rent.

      How does that mean you don't pay for it?

    25. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      Because the bulk cable package cost spread over 100 households is a tiny, tiny fraction of the $70 it would have cost me to pay for the same.

    26. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by darien.train · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You probably think every show is the same because EVERY SHOW IS EXACTLY THE SAME! It's the same people, the same story, the same shot list, the same challenge, the same plot, and the same everything else EVERY SINGLE SHOW. This is not an exaggeration. I would love to talk to the editors of the show to see how long it takes them to edit an episode at this point. I bet it's less time then the total of the tapes they have to work with (i.e. they don't even need to log the tapes anymore, they use a checklist). I know it's off topic but it kills me every time someone says they like that show. It's not a show! It's a single episode of a show that happens to look a little different each time (and not very different at that.)

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    27. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 1

      I actually love to watch the Science channel. Is like a new Discovery, or better, like the old Discovery.

    28. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 1

      Of course, but is completely wrong to sell you a thing that wasn't what was advertised. That's called a scam. Is like a restaurant serving chicken when in reality is, dunno, rat, or whatever. Although I believe ALL "reality shows" are fake.

    29. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      Oh, you mean the "Technology Channel"! :)

    30. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget A&E becoming the law enforcement channel, and HGTV becoming the real estate channel.

    31. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thankfully I don't pay for my cable, it is included in my rent.

      How does that mean you don't pay for it?

      Because the bulk cable package cost spread over 100 households is a tiny, tiny fraction of the $70 it would have cost me to pay for the same.

      You're an idiot. With poor reading comprehension.

    32. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1
      Next week on Mythbusters:
      Can an entertainment enterprise as a whole, jump a shark?
      Sub-theories include
      • Does putting Programming Executives at the leading or trailing edge affect the drag coefficient?
      • Do sharks prefer the taste of Programming Executives over Marketing Executives?
      • And can any observed preference be altered with the use of condiments?
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    33. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would if I could. My basic cable doesn't carry them.

    34. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by Miseph · · Score: 4, Funny

      "It's like any other reality show, just on a boat."

      Dear T-Pain,
                You'd be a perfect addition to our show. We think the kids would just love it. Let us know what you think.
      XOXO,
                The Discovery Channel

      P.S.
      Are you friends with Xzibit? Because we've got a show about trucks that he could really revamp...

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    35. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by ooshna · · Score: 1

      For the people that didn't get the reference. I'm on a Boat

    36. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by ooshna · · Score: 1

      God I remember when my Grandma had Animal Planet but we didn't have it in our area in years it was so awesome now its total shit just like the rest.

    37. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by sortius_nod · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The only "reality" shows like this I actually enjoy are done by the BBC. They seem to get it right, rather than making it dramatic, they aim more for looking at the whole story.

      Deadliest Catch was amusing for an episode or two, but you definitely get more value from a decent documentary than from a whole season of this Discovery nonsense.

    38. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by SoupGuru · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah yes, those important parts of our history are shown brilliantly on the History Channel... like Top Shot, Axe Men, and Ice Road Truckers.

      <spit>

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    39. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by Obfuscant · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The only "reality" shows like this I actually enjoy are done by the BBC. They seem to get it right, rather than making it dramatic, they aim more for looking at the whole story.

      I don't know if this one counts because it was done by LionHeart (or Lion whatever), but it was called "Survivor" IIRC, and was supposed to follow the lives of about 50 people moved out to the Shetlands. They were supposed to have been provided with houses and school, etc, but the production crew was way behind and only half of the stuff was built. The people were then supposed to grow their own crops and animals and stuff and live.

      Since it wasn't finished, half the people never went to the island. Most of the missing half were staying in resort hotels along the coast waiting for them to finish; the doctor and his family stayed back in London. They actually televised some of the meetings between production staff and the missing people, with both sides playing contract lawyer.

      The ones who did go to the island routinely got care packages with chocolate and all kinds of stuff like liquor by mail, and most of them were caught sneaking back and forth to the mainland on the mail ship.

      About all I got out of it was that British television productions are unlikely to try to use the courts to enforce contracts with cast.

      Imagine Big Brother with half the contestants living in a local hotel and the rest climbing the fence to go to KFC when they're hungry. And yes, the british BB where one guy DID climb the fence was a real hoot.

      Deadliest Catch was amusing for an episode or two, but you definitely get more value from a decent documentary than from a whole season of this Discovery nonsense.

      Not every program needs to be a documentary, and DC was not intended to be one. You were expected to follow the lives of the crews and have favorites, etc. Just like any other drama series.

      Same for IRT. Hoot at how buffoonish "The Bear" treats Alex, his "friend". Hope that someone actually takes Bear's threats of "meeting in the parking lot" up and wallops him a good one. Drool over Lisa and hope that her accident with the ditch doesn't cost her a job. Get every guy who can't drive anything but an automatic thinking HE could do that job, too, and adopting Jake's really cool drawl. It's TV.

    40. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by TheABomb · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but at least the "H" in "HGTV" stands for real estate. Not sure whether law enforcement could rightfully be seen as an Art, but when someone's getting tased, it's damned good Entertainment!

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    41. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > It's just a different orifice of the same company.

      That's my new favorite saying.

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    42. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by severoon · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I have a great idea!" exclaimed a Discovery Network top executive. "It's a new postmodern marketing strategy called whiplash marketing. It works like this: we make everyone like us and act cool and spend a lot of money appearing one way, and then we suddenly pull a 180 in a separate area of the company and inexplicably negate those expectations. In the process of realizing the essentially futile nature of pursuing one's interests in a humanly pointless effort to feel a sense of advancement, it will have the side effect of really getting the Discovery brand out there. Vote?"

      "Aye."

      "Aye."

      "Aye."

      "Aye."

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    43. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PBS
      CSPAN
      Public access

    44. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by The+Yuckinator · · Score: 1

      Well, it was Shark Week last week...

    45. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by cortesoft · · Score: 1

      Someone is writing a book about Britney Spears?

    46. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by Zancarius · · Score: 1

      The Learning Channel is now Tender Loving Care (babies, brides, and bullshit).

      Wow, I stand corrected. This entire time, I thought TLC stood for "Terribly Loud Children" since it seems out of control, screaming little brats run rampant all over that stupid channel.

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    47. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      >> What cable channels haven't jumped the shark?

      My new favorites are the Smithsonian Channel and the NATGeo channels. You are completely correct, I cannot stomach most any of the Discovery channels anymore or TLC. I still do enjoy "The Universe" series on The History Channel but not too much else.

    48. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we are in trouble when channels which feature nature documentaries about sharks jump the shark. i think that creates some sort of recursive black hole, and we all get sucked in.

    49. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by deniable · · Score: 1

      But I don't have your number.

    50. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by soupforare · · Score: 1

      TLC makes Discovery look like PBS.

      My local PBS, one of the bigs, is showing spam infotainment horseshit for at least 12 hours a week now, maybe more. Love is over.
      It's easy to blame it on commercial broadcasters, but if no one was watching it, it wouldn't be on.

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    51. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by tom17 · · Score: 1

      Nice... "Could your survive in the Alaskan wilderness?"

    52. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by dave420 · · Score: 1

      The programme was called "Castaway 2000", and was made by Lion Television.

    53. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is this Deadliest Crotch infested with crabs?

    54. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Like everything else, it cycles. However I can't say ti's total crap. There have always been some good shows on those stations.

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    55. Re:That show has went downhill anyway by JourneymanMereel · · Score: 1

      Do you really believe that? I'm sure your apartment complex/trailer park/whatever really pays as much as you would as an individual ($70/mo, in this case), but I'm sure they also don't pay a tiny, tiny fraction. And, of course, whatever they do pay is marked up a bit and then passed on to you inside your rent. Just like the trash removal and water/sewer (if they're provided for "free"). The only real difference is that if you get sick of the cable company, you really can't even cancel it! Even if you refuse to hook up your TV, you're still paying them every month.

      Most complexes do this to discourage people from installing satellite dishes (note: they can't actually mandate that you not install a dish). Why would you pay for a dish when you already pay for cable and can't stop!

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  2. Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    A famous writer once wrote: "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers"...

    1. Re:Lawyers... by multisync · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A famous writer once wrote: "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers"...

      He got it wrong. I guarantee that every C&D written by a lawyer was demanded by an MBA.

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    2. Re:Lawyers... by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      A famous writer once wrote: "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers"...

      That would be William Shakespeare (Henry VI) and the quote was said by someone in the context of overthrowing the government.

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    3. Re:Lawyers... by paedobear · · Score: 1

      It was said - by one of the villains - in the context of describing the perfect government (along with providing "a chicken for every pot") - it's MEANT to be a good thing even though the character talking isn't.

    4. Re:Lawyers... by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Some excellent thoughts on that quote here. Basically, it agrees with what you're saying and implies that context is important. Sadly, context is unlearned in law school the day after ethics.

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  3. Greed by MongooseKY · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ain't it fun? You can ruin almost anything with it.

    1. Re:Greed by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      "Greed: Ain't it fun? You can ruin almost anything with it."

      For everything else there's Government.

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    2. Re:Greed by DaVince21 · · Score: 1

      The only ones being greedy are the lawyers. The show itself would only benefit from having a fan site.

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  4. Bureaucracy at its finest by Local+ID10T · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Each department is doing it's job well. Upper management is responsible for overseeing and coordinating departments into a cohesive whole.

    Guess who failed?

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    1. Re:Bureaucracy at its finest by oldspewey · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Guess who failed?

      SCO? Oh wait, wrong thread ...

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    2. Re:Bureaucracy at its finest by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Well the lawyers seemed to have jumped the gun a little bit too though.

      Don't you think lawyers should... I don't know... ASK where they got the copyrighted material from, before threatening to sue?

      Maybe copyright Lawyers might be able to find the big distributors and shut THEM down if they simply traced it all the way back. I'm going to guess theres more money in having more infringements though.

    3. Re:Bureaucracy at its finest by jgagnon · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the site got WRITTEN permission before posting the content. If so, then this will get interesting quick, if not then they're screwed, regardless of what people may have said at Discovery.

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    4. Re:Bureaucracy at its finest by sjames · · Score: 1

      Don't you think lawyers should... I don't know... ASK where they got the copyrighted material from, before threatening to sue?

      But that would require actually working for a living. They consider using the world as a point and click cash machine to be their God given right.

    5. Re:Bureaucracy at its finest by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      They might still have a case without previously written consent if in fact the Marketting department steps up and explains that they did in fact distribute the content. Then it'll be up to Discovery on whether they continue to lash out at their fans.

    6. Re:Bureaucracy at its finest by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 1

      Wait, What?

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    7. Re:Bureaucracy at its finest by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      You didn't read the article, did you?

    8. Re:Bureaucracy at its finest by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      I think the owner should defend himself.

      I recall a case from this last decade where a Mall sued a private person for using the website name of the mall. The private individual decided to fight, got the backing of the ACLU, and it eventually rose to the level of the Supreme Court of the United States who declared since the individual owned the site first, he has prior claim.

      They also ruled that free speech protects derivative sites like paypalsucks.com from claims of ownership by Paypal. I suspect this fan site is similarly protected. He may not have the right to post copyrighted material, but it certanly has a right to link to youtube and keep his web address.

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    9. Re:Bureaucracy at its finest by kenh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have to wonder, did the Marketing Department have the right to "give away" copyrighted material for use on a non-Discovery Channel site? I bet they didn't. Did the lawyers talk to the Marketing Department before sending the notices to the fan site? I bet they didn't. Did the fansite give credit to the Marketing Department for providing the "exclusive" clips for use on the fansite? Probably not.

      So where does that leave us? Lawyers who trolled google looking for sites violating Discover Channel properties came across a treasure trove of videos without any convienient way to determine their source on the website. Barring such attribution, the low-level lawyer assigned to the task simply documented everything they saw on the fan website and the senior lawyers approved it without any real investigation.

      I suspect the lawyers involved never imagined the Marketing Department would "feed" this site material, and I'm doubly-sure Marketing never approached the Legal Department to properly record the rights they were trying to give the fan site to play the videos.

      I think the Marketing group is the one that "went rogue" and went against Discover Channel policy, the lawyers only did what they are supposed to do, and the poor chap with the fan site is really at the mercy of the Discovery Channel Legal Department, since the Marketing Group involved him in their extra-legal adventure in gurellia marketing.

      In a perfect world the Marketing Group would own-up to the problem and protect the fan site, but I expect full CYA-mode from them and the poor folks running the fan site will suddenly find themselves without a fan site anymore.

      In hindsight, the fan site owner should have verified the legality of the clips/info he was sent - it sounds dumb, but ultimately he is responsible for the information on his site.

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    10. Re:Bureaucracy at its finest by jgagnon · · Score: 1

      All it says is that some of it was posted on YouTube, not all of it. What exactly is your point?

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    11. Re:Bureaucracy at its finest by drakaan · · Score: 1

      And, if you wish to pipe up on the site owner's behalf: http://corporate.discovery.com/contact/viewer-relations/

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    12. Re:Bureaucracy at its finest by h00manist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Each department is doing it's job well. Upper management is responsible for overseeing and coordinating departments into a cohesive whole.

      Guess who failed?

      The guy with less money. According to standing legal and social norms.

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    13. Re:Bureaucracy at its finest by smurfsurf · · Score: 1

      In hindsight, the fan site owner should have verified the legality of the clips/info he was sent - it sounds dumb, but ultimately he is responsible for the information on his site.

      The owner can very much make the case that he got permission to show the info. To him, he can assume his marketing department contact rightfully represents the company and has proper authority. More so as together with PR, marketing is the department in charge of handling press et al. Note: It is not his obligation to inform himself about Discovery's organigram, whether they have a PR department and whether marketing had to coordinate with PR or similar. Discovery's internal arrangements are not his concerns.

      When a clerk in a shop sells you gooods or gives you a sample, you do not have to check with management first if he has the authority to do so. You can rightfully assume he has.

      Aside: For legal to claim him embedding Youtube clips from Discovery's channel is copyright infringement shows that they do not have the proper technical competence and that did not consult with technical staff first. Every department its own island, no contact wanted.

    14. Re:Bureaucracy at its finest by jvkjvk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      have to wonder, did the Marketing Department have the right to "give away" copyrighted material for use on a non-Discovery Channel site? I bet they didn't.

      That doesn't matter. The fact is that they are the same company, and the Company Iteslf does indeed have this right. And they exercised it. Now, it would be an entirely different matter if the company in question did not hold the copyright, but they do!

      In hindsight, the fan site owner should have verified the legality of the clips/info he was sent - it sounds dumb, but ultimately he is responsible for the information on his site

      I am sick and tired of people promoting corporate irresponsibility while at the same time screaming about personal responsibility and your post certainly smacks of that. The only reason to jerrymander a company like that is to avoid responsibility and I think they do a plenty good job of that already. In fact, the premise of your post basically signifies how complete the brainwashing has been.

      The fact is that the corporation is responsible for disseminating this to that site. NO, not, oh the "Marketing" department or any other sub group. The corporation itself. If they hold the copyrights then it is certainly legal to give out clips, knowing that they will be futher distributed, and they did.

      Regards.

    15. Re:Bureaucracy at its finest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dunno. I figure there's a big failure to communicate between the people in the Canadian head office up in Toronto, Ontario and the U.S. branch office over in California. It's likely they got the nice freebies and pats on the back from their Kanuck pals, but only to be hounded by rabid media lawyers that don't know any better once they got a whiff of it over in La-la land.

    16. Re:Bureaucracy at its finest by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      Going into this story, I immediately thought of "the left hand does not know what the right hand is doing".
      way to extend that as "upper management is responsible for making sure the left hand knows what the right is doing, and enforcing coordination."

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    17. Re:Bureaucracy at its finest by PJ6 · · Score: 1

      I wish there were a (-1 Grammar Error) mod.

  5. 2 jokes come to mind... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1) Looks like they're "discovering" how to piss of their fans

    2) This is what you get by obsessing over a show as pointless as "Deadliest Catch". Oh wait, this one is not a joke. This is karma.

    1. Re:2 jokes come to mind... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      IMHO, they are all just acting crabby.

    2. Re:2 jokes come to mind... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1, Funny

      IMHO, they are all just acting crabby.

      There's something fishy about your reply...hmm...

    3. Re:2 jokes come to mind... by Romberg · · Score: 1

      Your comment has no bering on the question.

    4. Re:2 jokes come to mind... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Your comment has no bering on the question.

      Who let you out of your strait jacket?

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  6. Contact the EFF by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Isn't this the type of thing that the EFF is for?

    Seems like setting a precedent for "if you send somebody your copyrighted material, you can't be sued" would be useful, especially with respect to RIAA honeypots.

    1. Re:Contact the EFF by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      Agreed, this stinks and is just one more reason to not watch Discovery Networks.

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    2. Re:Contact the EFF by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Err, *they* can't be sued

    3. Re:Contact the EFF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They really should contact the EFF, they would totally take this up in a heart beat.
      This is exactly the kind of shit they are trying to stop from happening, double standards in copyright is the worst thing ever.
      "Oh hey, you want this for free? Here you go, but please note i can sue you at any time afterwards since you took it for free."
      That would be like saying Steve killed himself when Bob stabbed him as Steve was saying "i'm killing myself", complete nonsense.

      If only the RIAA were that sensible though. They just sue dead people and people without computers... and printers.
      Imagine if the copyright owners did do this and agreed to only sue at random to the maximum of, say, something sensible, $1000? P2PRoulette it would be called.
      That would almost be acceptable compared to the current system of suing random --people--printers for INFINITY DOLLARS. (or, more seriously, more wealth than the most countries have)

    4. Re:Contact the EFF by kaoshin · · Score: 0

      Not to take away from what you said because I agree, but I'm pretty sure that in America, anyone can be sued at any time for any thing, regardless of precedent. A court may be bound to a precedent for cases it hears, but I don't think that makes anyone immune to being sued or legal threats.

    5. Re:Contact the EFF by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      Seems like setting a precedent for "if you send somebody your copyrighted material with the intent that they redistribute it for you , you can't be sued" would be useful, especially with respect to RIAA honeypots.

      FTFY, more to clarify this specific incident by which precendent could be set.
      I'm pretty sure, though, that Google/Youtube covered their own ass with the "enable embedding" option. There has to be some sort of clause within that that, if allowed, expressly permits third-parties to embed the video on their own site, for whatever purpose they see fit.

      OTOH, if the content was sent with an explicit "do not distribute" disclaimer (similar to mailed out dvd-screeners for theaters and awards-ceremony consideration), this precedent would not affect those situations, and the recipient would still be in an actionable position if he/she were to redistribute (clearly not the case here, though).
      This "that guy no longer works for us, everything he said is bunk" defense that the lawyers are falling back on is pure bullshit, in that at the time the individual was working on behalf of Discovery Channel. As such, anything said by him can be taken as the opinion of TDC (at least until they print a retraction, but even that is not un-saying it retroactively).

    6. Re:Contact the EFF by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Err, *they* can't be sued

      *Everybody* can be sued, that's what the land of equal opportunity is all about!

    7. Re:Contact the EFF by lavagolemking · · Score: 1
      A couple of key points that make this case significant, and I think, relevant to EFF's cause:
      1. The videos were linked, not hosted. This would be a very significant precedent in copyright law about the idea that "linking constitutes aiding infringement", and a judge would most likely recognize the fact that these particular videos (a) were uploaded by Discovery, (b) explicitly authorized embeds, per the uploader's settings, and (c) the uploader, acting on behalf of the corporate copyright holder (I still think corporations should not hold copyright with this 70-years-after-death thing), agreed to YouTube's terms of use, quoted on deadliestcatchtv.com, " You also hereby grant each user of the Service a non-exclusive license to access your Content through the Service, and to use, reproduce, distribute, display and perform such Content as permitted through the functionality of the Service and under these Terms of Service".
      2. I am not a lawyer, and am not particularly well-versed in trademark law, but I'm pretty sure the marketing department has legal rights to the trademark, since that's basically what trademarks are for. By supporting and collaborating with a website using that domain name, they probably extended that right to the website's owner through implied license, regardless of current company policy, or whether or not the employee is still working there. Consequences for that employee aside, I'm pretty sure there is limited, if any, liability for the site owner.
      3. The lawyers are obviously failing to understand technology, which is pretty much what EFF exists for (take a case when no legal professionals can comprehend the technology being used), in addition to providing pro-bono legal support. They just saw "OMG, that's our video, showing up on his page! He must have uploaded it! Obviously since my address bar reads "deadliestcatchtv.com" there is no way the video could be hosted on... say... youtube.com"
      4. The lawyers are aware of the marketing department having granted permission to use the videos, claiming they had a "change of heart" and now intended to "police any sites" using the material. This means they know he was granted explicit permission to use the videos (if he can even be considered using videos, per point 1), and they plan on immediately making a 180 turn, holding him accountable.

      How much are you willing to bet there will be a settlement offer once the lawyers realize how stupid they are?

  7. Before handing over the domain by gilesjuk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can't he just fill the site with porn and get the site blocked by most internet nanny software?

    1. Re:Before handing over the domain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pleasuriest Catch won't be the same... except for the splashing, the screaming and moaning, and the crabs catching part

      You're right.

    2. Re:Before handing over the domain by sjames · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why not, catching crabs is catching crabs...

    3. Re:Before handing over the domain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who would want to see porn stars get crabs? Pervert!

    4. Re:Before handing over the domain by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      There is a disturbing amount of specialty fetish porn out there. While I'm not going to search for examples myself, I am quite certain rule 34 still applies in this instance.

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    5. Re:Before handing over the domain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Itchiest Catch

  8. Look, ma! No legs! by Renraku · · Score: 5, Informative

    A judge with a brain won't let it fly that one side of the company supports the site and the other side of the company wants to sue it out of existence. They SHOULD find that once Discovery started 'supporting' the website, they gave it 'permission' for it to exist and didn't have a problem with it until they decided to sue. A company, in the eyes of the law, is one entity.

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    1. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by hibiki_r · · Score: 5, Insightful

      For that to matter you'd need a court system in which facing a copyright infringement suit without spending tens of thousands in legal representation is doable.

    2. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately, to even get it that far, you've got to get a lawyer to say basically what you just said.

      Welcome to justice-by-checkbook.

    3. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by dmgxmichael · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're right. Now do you have $100,000 to get it in front of a judge?

      Increasingly in this country justice is the exclusive possession of the rich.

    4. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by DutchSter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Too bad it will never see a judge because the owner of the site in question decided to acquiesce Discovery's C&D rather than go to court. I'm sure there will be posters who will bemoan the fact that he's "taking it in the ass" or "abandoning the principle of the matter" or other such nonsense. I never begrudge anybody for making a legal decision based on their own situation. Lawyers aren't cheap, and at the end of the day I can't think of any hobbies I have where I'd be willing to front thousands of dollars I don't have and years of stress just to make a point when the end result will be either:
      1. I win, and now have the right to continue to maintain a fan site for a show that's either now out of existence (by the time the case is concluded) or that I absolutely despise after what the company put me through.
      2. I lose, and go bankrupt.

      I think the owner is doing the best thing he can here - he's giving in without spending a cent but he's generating a lot of negative publicity in the process.

      As an aside someone should report all of Discovery's Youtube videos because they are not adhering to Youtube's terms of use.

    5. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by dcollins · · Score: 1

      "A company, in the eyes of the law, is one entity."

      Quick, outsource that shit.

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    6. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by toxonix · · Score: 1

      Normally what happens is the Lawyers get the company into a really shitty situation. Then the upper management wakes up, realizes they are in a shit storm and decides on what the company policy is. Then EVERYONE has to follow that line, or bad shit happens to them. Usually the lawyers get it there way, the company loses face and money, but no one fires the head council. I have not figured out why this is allowed to happen.

    7. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by sjames · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter. The site owner doesn't have enough money to buy his day in court, so no justice for him.

    8. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      Is it legal to put a defence to tender? Basically post a request for defence and see if anyone is willing to defend the entity out principle, rather than a need for cash? I just want to believe that there is a solution to defending the little entity when faced with a jugnaught.

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    9. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      It does seem to me that before going the "Fold like a Newspaper" route the guy might at least like, try to talk to management at the Discovery Channel. According to the article, he's had some correspondence with the lawyer, but that's like trying to talk sense to hammer. The lawyer's job is to act tough and push the line he's been given. It may very well be that he'll get a unified gray wall all the way up the chain of command, but often if you annoy someone important enough (especially someone with some sense, which believe or not often manages to happen) you can get stuff like this fixed. Or at least compromised on. Start with the producers of the show (who have a vested interest in not pissing off a large fan community) and work from there.

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    10. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by TheSpoom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Have you ever read a cease and desist notice?

      They all but say that if you don't do exactly what the lawyer wants in X amount of time (usually 48 hours to a week), they will initiate legal action.

      Having a copyright suit even initiated against you will likely cost several thousand dollars before you're out.

      You get a cease and desist and you aren't rich, you do what they say. Welcome to the real world.

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    11. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      For that to matter you'd need a court system in which facing a copyright infringement suit without spending tens of thousands in legal representation is doable.

      Your comment makes the conspiracy theorist in me wonder if this was some elaborately staged plan to get the domain name (and near-free advertising for it) as cheaply as possible.

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    12. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A judge with a brain won't let it fly that one side of the company supports the site and the other side of the company wants to sue it out of existence. They SHOULD find that once Discovery started 'supporting' the website, they gave it 'permission' for it to exist and didn't have a problem with it until they decided to sue. A company, in the eyes of the law, is one entity.

      Bad news: to walk into that courtroom with a lawyer would cost no less then $5000 bucks just to get in the door. Hell the paperwork alone would run nearly $500 more then likely not counting poperly managing evidence for the case. US law works only for the wealthy, the poor either get lucky, or are fucked, period.

    13. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by DrgnDancer · · Score: 4, Informative

      You'd really be amazed at what can be accomplished by getting on the phone and continuing to ask to talk to a more important person. I'm not as good at it as my mother (she once got her medical insurance to cover an experimental plastic surgery procedure for my brother after his face got messed up by a dog. By the end she was on the phone with a senior executive VP, who reported directly to the CEO), but even with my lack of fu, I've gotten a surprising number of charges reversed, problems resolved, etc. It's not always successful, but there's really a fairly number of reasonable people at all levels of management for these various companies. It's just that they are so rarely faced with the reality of how process and procedure affect other actual human beings, that they are insulated from doing much about it.

      Worse case scenario, he spends a few hours on the phone and wasted his time. It's not like he hasn't already spent hours and hours building this site. Best case he resolves the issue and moves on with life. In either case be prepared to buckle under before the deadline, if that's how you're planning to play it.

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    14. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A judge will strip the site from the "fans". They're using a trademarked TV show's name with "TV" appended. Maybe you haven't been around for long, but this is precisely how the vast majority of movie website domains are registered. Whether the mega money should get the ruling by default is a different matter. They should have used "thickiesgofishing.com".

    15. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He should wipe the live site and leave it a blank page. Hard for them to argue it's infringing if it has no content.

      Then, let the domain expire.

    16. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by openfrog · · Score: 1

      You raise a good point and make a good case for it.

      However, at this point, doesn't the question become one of self-respect? Why put more effort, however easy it might be to resolve, into this? Does Discovery deserves it? Who should make an effort here? If I were into this guy's shoes, they could beg me to continue and I would still say no.

      Personally, I would do exactly what they ask, and watch with interest Discovery Channel's reputation being trashed publicly like is being done here. This is what they deserve.

    17. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      You also raise a valid point. I guess I'm trying to look at it from the point of view of a guy who clearly finds this important. Personally I think it was kind of nuts to put the time and effort he obviously has into building a site like this in the first place, but having done so I must assume the guy thinks it's worth something.

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    18. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >Have you ever read a cease and desist notice?

      Yes, and I always note whether or not it is a court order. If it is not a court order, it's just a letter saying what someone would like me to do, and may seek a court order in the future. Until then, it's just a letter, exactly as if I wrote you a letter.

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    19. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >If I were into this guy's shoes, they could beg me to continue and I would still say no.

      But I wouldn't make the excuse about not being able to afford a fight which has cost $0 so far.
      People assume things about legal costs, even though they don't have much basis for the assumptions.
      The "fan" obviously wants out. He should just remove the content and put up a copy of the C&D letter, and let the company fight it out internally.

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    20. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      It doesn't cost that much to file a motion. He hasn't even been named as a party in a lawsuit, so there's nothing to file anyway, and there are no costs so far.

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    21. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to the real world.

      Ever consider changing it, you cynical, cowardly unamerican piece of shit?

    22. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by Phat_Tony · · Score: 1

      I agree. I had a weird charge show up on my phone bill from Qwest years and years ago. I called customer service to dispute it, and they apologized and said it would go away. Well, next month the exact same charge is on my bill. It's not like they've accidentally added a new monthly charge, it's some charge with a number and time and date, and it's the same charge I didn't pay and contested before that's come back again. So I call again, they apologize, say it'll go away. Next month same thing. I explain to customer service that every %@! month this same charge that they say I don't owe comes back. They say it's "weird" and are very confused on the phone and never solve this, even when I talk to a call center supervisor.

      So I google-fu up an email address for the CFO, and just clearly document the whole thing. He has some intern who calls me back that day and checks it all out and says he'll figure out what's going on and find a solution.

      He calls me back and tells me that they can't stop it. I mean they can't stop their system from re-generating this bizarre thing on my bill until it's been marked as paid, which is somehow tied to some accounting system that they can't just trick and make it think it's paid. So his resolution - this actually happened - was that Qwest mailed me a company check for the amount in question so I could deposit it and then pay the bill. Also, it was now a known bug for their software developers to get fixed, just not it time to fix my situation.

      Anyway, higher ups, if you can just get through to them, will sometimes really research stuff and figure out what's going on and make things right somehow or other. There's no way any customer service rep or their superiors would have EVER taken the shortcut of having Qwest mail me a check to use to pay their own billing mistake, or to get a message through to the developers to fix the bug.

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    23. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by dissy · · Score: 1

      A judge with a brain won't let it fly that one side of the company supports the site and the other side of the company wants to sue it out of existence.

      Fortunately a brain is not required. A judge is supposed to apply the law as-is, not use his brain to make it up as he goes.

      The discovery channel gave him permission to use clips.
      Later, the same discovery channel said he did not have permission (libel) and accused him of copyright infringement (slander)

      The discovery channel is a legal entity as a whole. Department names don't come into play here.

      It's a real shame he can't afford to take this to court, it would be a 100% win, as the law is clear.
      Once you grant a license to use copyrighted material, the law does not let you retroactively revoke it, only revoke it from that point forward.

      Now that copyright infringement is criminal, the accusation could very easily harm this person in future endeavors, which is exactly what slander charges are for, and why damages are awarded.

    24. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      You'd really be amazed at what can be accomplished by getting on the phone and continuing to ask to talk to a more important person.

      On a more trivial note, back in the seventies my father bought a Proctor & Gamble coffeemaker. It was a nice unit for the time, but the coffee it produced had a horrid petrochemical taste, basically it was undrinkable.

      The store he purchased it from refused to accept it back, as he'd had the temerity to actually open the box and try to use the thing, and because it was run by jerks (Service Merchandise, as it happens ... the store closed a year later.) So he called up the manufacturer's warranty line: they told him that the warranty could only be honored from the store where he'd bought it, and likewise refused to do anything about it.

      So Dad started working his way up the Proctor & Gamble corporate ladder. It was an amazing lesson for me: it took him a couple of hours but by the time he was done, he'd spoken to the CEO of the company. I don't remember his name, but he was surprised and rather pleased to be hearing directly from a customer, apologized for the problem with the item, explaining that there was a problem with a plastic tube that carried water from the reservoir into the heating unit leaching plasticizer. Not only that, he promised to send a replacement out right away.

      He was true to his word: a new coffeemaker was on our doorstop the next morning. Unfortunately, the flavor still sucked.

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    25. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >You're right. Now do you have $100,000 to get it in front of a judge?

      I'd love to see, specifically, what he would have to file that would cost $100,000.
      I guess he could consult a lawyer for 10 hours that charges $10,000 per hour, but that's ridiculous.

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    26. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      >Have you ever read a cease and desist notice?

      Yes, and I always note whether or not it is a court order. If it is not a court order, it's just a letter saying what someone would like me to do, and may seek a court order in the future. Until then, it's just a letter, exactly as if I wrote you a letter.

      True, but you shouldn't ignore it. You don't want it to go to court if you can possibly avoid it, so you take that letter to a lawyer to find out where you stand. Maybe you have him write a letter to corporate management, explaining the situation, and clue them in to the impending PR disaster that will occur if they don't call off the dogs. If this is truly a case where the opposing extremities are insufficiently well-acquainted, the matter may very well end right there. The attorney that sent the C&D is just doing his job: it won't go any further unless somebody higher up wants it to.

      So you're right: if you get a C&D you don't panic, but you do get competent legal advice.

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    27. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by david@ecsd.com · · Score: 1

      So ... how much money did those suckers make on the people who don't scrutinize their monthly bills? Enough to cut you a check to pay that recurring charge.

    28. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by dmgxmichael · · Score: 1

      You have no clue about the American legal system do you? A large corporation can keep a trial going through hearing without a real trial or any real evidence for years racking up hundreds of thousands of dollars in fees in the process for both parties quite easily. Bankrupting a foe is a very common tactic these days.

      Read up on SCO. There really isn't a better illustration of the failure of the US justice system. Both SCO and the defendents Novell and IBM spent millions in fees and lawyers.

    29. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by mwooldri · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Done on one of the videos at least - flagged it as being illegal for the embedding - asking Youtube if Discovery meant for the embed to be there cos their lawyers are suing their fans who embed the very same videos on their own website.

    30. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      A judge with a brain...

      You haven't spent much time in a courthouse if you think this is something easy to find.

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    31. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      That's because they expect him to do just what TFS said he'd do: turn over the domain to make the whole thing go away.

      You can bet that if he shows any sign of resistance, the next "settlement" will include a lot of money as well as the domain.

      Extortion is the name of the game here.

    32. Re:Look, ma! No legs! by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      A) I am not American.

      B) I'm sorry, who the fuck are you again, and how do you know me? What I said is the reality. I'm sure you have some brilliant advice that would just make this cease and desist go away with no monetary output at all, right? Well, let's hear it! Spare us your genius no longer!

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  9. This is just early promo by oldspewey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Relax folks, this is all just promotional groundwork for Discovery Channel's next big reality TV show, in which a few thousand lawyers will be released onto a remote, arctic island with no survival gear beyond an iPhone, some designer shoes, and a briefcase full of legal documents and moist towelettes.

    The project has tentatively been titled "If you live, you get to sue our asses for putting you there."

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    1. Re:This is just early promo by cbope · · Score: 1

      ... and let's hope the producers come back to check on them in about 30 years or so. Greedy fucking bastards.

    2. Re:This is just early promo by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      Add that they can beat each other to death, we can call the show "Deadliest Attaché"

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    3. Re:This is just early promo by glavenoid · · Score: 1

      (Score:2, Funny)

      Really? More like (Score:5, Insightful)

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    4. Re:This is just early promo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The next big Discovery Channel hit: "Feed the Discovery Channel Lawyers to the Sharks Week"

    5. Re:This is just early promo by wile_e8 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Q: What do you call a few thousand lawyers on a remote, arctic island?

      A: A good start

    6. Re:This is just early promo by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      That would be absolutely tragic if and only if one or more lawyers actually made it off the island!

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    7. Re:This is just early promo by blair1q · · Score: 1

      All hail Global Warming!

    8. Re:This is just early promo by mpe · · Score: 1

      That would be absolutely tragic if and only if one or more lawyers actually made it off the island!

      Apparently sharks won't eat lawyers. Are polar bears as fussy?

    9. Re:This is just early promo by bertoelcon · · Score: 1

      Relax folks, this is all just promotional groundwork for Discovery Channel's next big reality TV show, in which a few thousand lawyers will be released onto a remote, arctic island with no survival gear beyond an iPhone, some designer shoes, and a briefcase full of legal documents and moist towelettes.

      The project has tentatively been titled "If you live, you get to sue our asses for putting you there."

      Add a polar bear and you will have the greatest show of all time.

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    10. Re:This is just early promo by sznupi · · Score: 1

      I don't think animal cruelty is what we have in mind here.

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    11. Re:This is just early promo by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      The next big Discovery Channel hit: "Feed the Discovery Channel Lawyers to the Sharks Week"

      I dunno about that ... will sharks eat their own?

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    12. Re:This is just early promo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think animal cruelty is what we have in mind here.

      I don't think animal cruelty will be the problem unless you think lawyers are animals.

    13. Re:This is just early promo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that's a reality show I'd watch.

  10. Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by spun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind.

    --Gordon Gekko, speaking the Mantra of unbridled capitalism. Greed may not get the outright worship it got when Wall Street came out, but many still consider greed to be a positive thing.

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    1. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by sjames · · Score: 2, Insightful

      but many still consider greed to be a positive thing.

      Primarily the greedy and short sighted.

      Young children consider Hershey bars for breakfast, lunch and dinner (washed down with soda) to be a good thing too.

    2. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by lgw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Greed" is orthagonal to "short sighted". Short-sighted greed is usually a bad thing, but the desire to get more out of a process is at the very heart of engineering. Rational greed may not be the optimal behavior in humans, but it's a Hell of a lot closer to optimal than just being randomly destructive, or, worse, being focused on telling your neighbor how he can live his life better!

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    3. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by danbert8 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      No, may smart people think greed is a good thing, but it's short term thinkers that screw up the system. Bernie Madoff was greedy, but it didn't work out in the long term now did it?

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    4. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      Greed is a dirty word for efficiency

    5. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by sjames · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Greed IS orthogonal to short sighted, that's why I specified both. Otherwise I would have just skipped the "and short sighted" part.

      Greed is not the same as simple want or preference, it is desire for the material elevated above all else.

      Three kids, 3 pieces of candy. All 3 want the candy all would be even happier if there were 6 pieces, but the one who tries to grab all 3 and run off with it is greedy.

      The engineer who avoids waste is employing frugality, not greed.

      As for my neighbor, he is free to roll around in a pool of his own filth if he likes, but I will strenuously object when he tries to turn the world I live in into a pool of filth, thank you very much.

    6. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by spun · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't think greed is anything like "The desire to get more out of a process." That's just a desire for efficiency. I thought greed was specifically "A selfish or excessive desire for more than is needed or deserved, especially of money, wealth, food, or other possessions."

      You see, you left out two important components of the definition of greed, one, the desire itself is selfish and/or excessive; and the desire is for more than is needed or deserved. But this definition likely angers certain people, who will say things like ,"Excessive by whose standards?" or "Why should anyone be allowed to say what someone else needs or deserves?" and to them I say, we do. Society. Other people you happen to be sharing the planet with, we have the right and the power to say, "That's too much, buddy, didn't your momma teach you to share?"

      And that is perhaps the best thing that can be said about greed, like it or not, the rest of us humans have the power to stop greed from paying off, if we want to. And most of us do, despite what the greedy would have you believe most people are not greedy and in fact despise greedy people.

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    7. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by sjames · · Score: 1

      If you're going to use the appeal to authority fallacy, you should at least name the authority!

      No, it didn't work out so well for Bernie. That doesn't mean that longer term greed would have been any better, it just means the inevitable negative consequences are postponed.

    8. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by lgw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think greed is anything like "The desire to get more out of a process." That's just a desire for efficiency. I thought greed was specifically "A selfish or excessive desire for more than is needed or deserved, especially of money, wealth, food, or other possessions."

      Yes, but there is a healthy overlap. If I want more out of a process I may be motivated by simple greed. Additional greed might motivate me to bring this new efficiency to everyone (for a price). But once you start talking about "more than is deserved" you're firmly into "telling your neighbor how to live" territory, which is surely worse than mere greed.

      Other people you happen to be sharing the planet with, we have the right and the power to say, "That's too much, buddy, didn't your momma teach you to share?"

      Yes, "you have too much, so I'm justified in taking yours" is the worst sort of greed: it's greed wrapped up in rationalizations that remove the guilt we should feel for taking from another.

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    9. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by h00manist · · Score: 1

      No, may smart people think greed is a good thing, but it's short term thinkers that screw up the system. Bernie Madoff was greedy, but it didn't work out in the long term now did it?

      Not successful? Earning several billion dollars over several decades? Depends on the point of view. Some people will say he was wildly successful. Yes, illegal, dishonest. Immoral to most too. But - how common and acceptable is all that in most businesses? How mainstream and acceptable is dishonest, immoral, abusive business? And "bending the rules", as breaking the law is politely called, is mainstream practice, even for most legal and accounting professionals.

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    10. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      Why "randomly destructive" and "telling your neighbor how he can live his life better"? If you want to portray greed as a positive thing, at least be honest enough to equate it to a positive alternative. "Molesting priests are good- it's the devil who's bad" won't get you far.

      You seem to be confusing greed with any method of economic advancement. You don't have to be greedy to benefit from your hard work. Greed is the desire to profit despite negative consequences. The fact of the matter is greed is not accepted as a positive attribute by anyone other than the greedy. This isn't some new "liberal hippie socialist agenda" - this traces back to the Hebrew bible and likely before its writing.

      I know capitalists love to make the strawman that "liberals want to punish success", but there's nothing inherently wrong with success. The problem lies in success gained by greed.

    11. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by Urkki · · Score: 1

      No, may smart people think greed is a good thing, but it's short term thinkers that screw up the system. Bernie Madoff was greedy, but it didn't work out in the long term now did it?

      Yeah, but just for how many people it did work. They got the big payoff out of other people's investments and loans before things collapsed, and often fat bonuses on top of that. And that happens every 5-7 years, things collapse and the greedy walk away with big pile of cash, with no regard to the lives that got (financially) destroyed in the process.

      It's the long term thinkers that screw up the system, because they're the ones setting up the system, coming up with the ways of rigging the game and trying to make the cycle as profitable as they can. The short term thinkers that burn themselves are just a useful distraction, a tip of the iceberg.

    12. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by lgw · · Score: 1

      Greed is simply the desire to profit. The "despite the negative consequences" is a kind of greed, perhaps. There's simply nothing inherently wrong with wanting more and better. And in a world where our standard of living, and most success, is a result of new inventions and technology, I welcome the greedy and the lazy, a long as they aren't short-sighted, because the best and most effective way to be greedy and lazy long-term is to invent better or easier ways of doing things!

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    13. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      Greed is simply the desire to profit. The "despite the negative consequences" is a kind of greed, perhaps.

      That's not what the dictionary says. I can pretend things mean things they don't, too. And typically nobody will know what I'm talking about, or accept my non-standard usage. There is no such thing as a private language. It is no longer language if it is private.

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    14. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Those who think that capitalism says that greed is good either don't understand what capitalism is or what greed is (or both). Greed is the excessive and selfish desire for more (of whatever). In most cases it is not possible for one person to know that another person is motivated by greed. However, evidence of greed is the desire to have more than someone else, just for the sake of having more than that someone. Capitalism as a system works better if people do not get greedy, but it is the only economic system that does not completely break down when greed is present.

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    15. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      No, greed is not simply the desire to profit. You are right that there is nothing inherently wrong with wanting more and better. I will give an example of greed that illustrates why greed is never good.
      Some years back, I went with a group of people who were working with squatters in San Pedro Sula, Honduras. One of the things they did was provide some basic medical care to the children of these people. When they were conducting a clinic, it was necessary to send workers to each individual shack and let the mothers know that the clinic would be held on a particular day. This was necessary because many of the women would not tell their neighbors about the clinic even though it was free and there were sufficient supplies for everyone in that area because if the other mothers didn't find out about it their children would have something that the other children didn't.
      The desire to have more than you now have is not in and of itself greed. Greed is the desire to have more than someone else. The sentiment expressed by Spun above is very close to greed. He voices a sentiment that is held by many people who want to take away from the rich, not because those people will be better off after the money is taken from the rich, but because then the rich will not be as well off. (Note, I did not say that he held that position, he may, but while his post comes close to that, he does not say that and may indeed have other motives than causing the rich to suffer).

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    16. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by EvolutionsPeak · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points for you. Unfortunately, many people will read it and then go ahead and rationalize anyway. Already, one of my siblings has claimed that all these people are "stealing" their wealth. Though his evidence of this is no doubt anecdotal at best. That said, objective discussion on this subject is difficult. It is easy to lie to each other and oneself about what is deserved and hard to accept that some may be more talented or just plain lucky.

    17. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by spun · · Score: 1

      You are confusing capitalism with the free market, but otherwise, excellent post. I also disagree with the "only system that does not completely break down when greed is present" part, but you knew that. :) The free market does not exist in a vaccuum, it needs government oversight, but that can be bought, so in the end, any democratic free market system that allows both the unchecked accumulation of personal wealth and the unlimited use of personal wealth to buy propaganda and laws will end up failing, as the wealthy buy laws that favor them. This is NOT an argument for doing away with democratic governance, though. It's an argument against the unlimited accumulation of personal wealth. Society has a vested interest in making sure no individual member controls too great a share of natural resources.

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    18. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      But once you start talking about "more than is deserved" you're firmly into "telling your neighbor how to live" territory, which is surely worse than mere greed.

      I suppose that is a good example of the difference in outlooks between a rational humanist and a rabid libertarian. at some point, if you're not telling/asking/discussing with your neighbours how to live, you end up just being a wild animal. It's called society, and being art of it.

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    19. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Greed sin't a positive thing, never has been. It lead to short sight decisions that is bad for society.

      Note: there is a difference between making money and greed. Making money is a good thing.

      But yeah, lets let what an actor said in a movie be what drives opinion on the market~

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    20. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "more than is deserved"

      no your not. It can be, but it doesn't have to be.

      ""you have too much, so I'm justified in taking yours""
      I can list a number of situations where this the proper response.

      As much as you would like it to be, it's not binary.So sadly, you have to think.

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    21. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said. You really need to run for office. Please!

    22. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by spun · · Score: 1

      What that actor said in that movie did not drive opinion, it mirrored what people were already thinking. Making money is not a good thing or a bad thing, just like making automobiles is neither a good thing or a bad thing. How you make them (polluting and unsafe versus environmental and safe) and what you do with them (mowing down pedestrians or driving victims to a hospital) is what makes the difference between good and bad.

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    23. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      The free market is an essential element of capitalism. If there is not a free market you do not have capitalism. If you have a truly free market you will have capitalism.
      The problem with the accumulation of too much wealth that you refer to is not a problem with the economic system. It is a problem with the system of government. The problem is not that some have too much money. The problem is that some people get special treatment. The solution to the problem of some people being able to buy special treatment is not to limit how much wealth they have, but to work within the rule of law.
      The idea of the rule of law is that the same rules and laws apply to everyone from the fabulously wealthy and/or politically powerful to the homeless person living under the bridge. Once it is accepted that some people are deserving of special treatment (whether good or bad), the system will begin to break down. The graduated income tax is every bit as much of a violation of the rule of law as the special favors that are written into the law for the wealthy.
      It is claimed that the estate tax is intended to prevent the establishment of multi generational wealth in a family, look at the Kennedys, the Rockefellers, the Bushs, or the Duponts to see how well that works. In reality the estate tax functions to make it harder for others to join that elite group, thus protecting the power and privilege of those who have already accumulated great wealth.

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    24. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      He voices a sentiment that is held by many people who want to take away from the rich, not because those people will be better off after the money is taken from the rich,

      Huh? How am I not better off if I take money away from you? There might be a few that just want to take from the rich and burn it, but I think most people want to take from the rich and keep it for themselves. Maybe this is right, maybe this is wrong, but it isn't motivated by what you say.

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    25. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      It is a problem with the system of government. The problem is not that some have too much money. The problem is that some people get special treatment. The solution to the problem of some people being able to buy special treatment is not to limit how much wealth they have, but to work within the rule of law.

      As a practical matter, how can you have a system that allows some to have vastly more resources than others, yet make sure they can not use those resources to acquire special treatment? It's all well and good to simply say "work within the rule of law", but that is as meaningless in practical terms as saying "communism works just fine as long as everyone contributes fairly". People are not going to abide by the rule of law if they can step outside those bounds and benefit without negative consequences.

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    26. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      But he wasn't proposing taking the money himself, he was proposing having the government take it away. I am sorry if I didn't make that clear in mu original post.
      He does not then propose that the government do something that benefits himself, just that the government take it from the "rich" (actually, he is not proposing they take it from all of the rich, just those with what he deems an excessive income which will have a minimal impact on the truly wealthy).

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    27. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      If people were to get outraged whenever people are given special treatment it would be nominally possible. However, since people only get upset when the wealthy get positive special treatment, but actually applaud when the wealthy get negative special treatment the rule of law has broken down.

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    28. Re:Greed, for lack of a better word, is good by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      I think it is more general than that - people get upset whenever anyone that isn't them gets positive special treatment, and applaud whenever anyone that isn't them gets special negative treatment. There are many exceptions to this general rule (people expect celebrities to get special treatment, for instance), but it seems to me to be a basic element of human nature. All things equal, I think people would rather watch others get undeserved "punishment", under the assumption that that asshole probably deserves it for something, than see someone get an undeserved reward. And of course, very few people have a problem with themselves receiving positive special treatment. And there is the whole can of worms as to what constitutes "special" treatment; people in different circumstances should be treated differently. The question is what different treatment is fair to apply to what different sets of circumstances? Ask 1000 people, you'll probably get 1000 different answers.

      Summary: people will never agree on what's fair, a system that requires societal norms or popular opinion or anything other than force to ensure equitable treatment is unlikely to succeed (in my cynical opinion).

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  11. You've got a very popular site here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It'd be a shame if anything were to, you know, happen to it.

    Servers burn, you know...

  12. It's simple by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    If he has permission from Discovery to post these things, then he has it in the form of written permission. If he has this, then I would say go to court.

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    1. Re:It's simple by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      He doesn't need direct, written permission. Implied permission is more than good enough.

      Giving someone copyrighted material with the expectation that they will share it (which the Discovery Channel certainly did), then attempting to sue for sharing that same material is entrapment, and it's illegal.

      Honestly, if the guy had the money to fight this the Discovery Channel could lose their shirts on this one. As it is, he needs some help, or he's toast.

      If I were him I'd make a new site, called "TheDiscoveryChannelSucksMonkeyDick.com" and redirect DeadliestCatchTV.com to it.

      See? Not infringing copyright now, motherfuckers!

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    2. Re:It's simple by smurfsurf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did you ever see a press release or a press map? The ones I have seen do not contain such permission notes, the permission to use the material is implicit.

      "They've regularly sent the site info, free clips, previews and information about the show."

      Same thing.

    3. Re:It's simple by cpghost · · Score: 1

      Giving someone copyrighted material with the expectation that they will share it (which the Discovery Channel certainly did), then attempting to sue for sharing that same material is entrapment, and it's illegal.

      IANAL, but is it really entrapment, given that this is Civil Law?

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  13. I'm sure this was the idea in the first place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of spending that much time and effort performing free labor for anyone. It's not like this is new behavior.

  14. That's what corporate corpus callostomy does to ya by tibit · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's quite, simple really. There is the legal department, in charge of chasing people away. And then there's the marketing department, in charge of pulling people in. And then there's no communication between them. With opposite missions, what do you expect.

    Add to the fact that the legal seems to be adept at the chasing away part, while somewhat forgetful of the law they apparently learned many moons ago in, uhhhunh whatwuzitcalled college methinks? To the lawyers: don't party so hard when in college, or you'll have trouble understanding the law later.

    Does anyone do performance review on corporate legal teams? As in real reviews where any monetary awards to the company are balanced with lost goodwill and whatnot? There's a lawyer or two waiting to be fired here, methinks.

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  15. It doesn't cost much to defend yourself. by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And contrary to popular belief, you don't need a lawyer to be successful at it (remember, I've sued the government - and won).

    This is just another case of "lawyers don't know their job" - the majority of lawyers are incompetent. Law school doesn't even teach them how to handle a court case (read any big-name lawyer's bio and they'll tell you as much).

    Find a similar motion on the net, admit you own the aforenamed website and deny every other claim. Then the ball is in their court. They can do NOTHING without your cooperation. They will lose the domain name resolution process because you can show that the past history - otherwise they'd have used it

    And they'll lose in court. And have to pay.

    Let them sue. You'll enjoy making (greater) fools of them.

    1. Re:It doesn't cost much to defend yourself. by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately most people don't have the balls to do things like this. They find the legal system overwhelmingly intimidating.

      It's not really (well, not as much as most people seem to think), when you take a good look at it and apply some common sense and a bit of time researching.

    2. Re:It doesn't cost much to defend yourself. by DutchSter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm glad you've been successful at representing yourself in court. As I alluded to in an earlier post though we can't begrudge someone for not doing what we would rather they do when it comes to their situation. It's a personal decision. Here we are talking about a fan site that a guy runs as a hobby. Presumably he runs it because he likes Discovery and he likes their show. He's probably not so endeared to them anymore. We don't know but after this treatment he may not even be interested in providing them with free publicity

      Is it wrong that Discovery is going after him like they are? Yep, no doubt. But that doesn't mean we can decide for him how he should proceed. We know nothing about this gentleman's personal situation. What kind of a job does he have? Can he get all the time off he needs to defend himself in court, and what would his employer think about him being in a large civil suit? Is he married? Does he have kids that he's saving money for to send them to college? We don't know the facts and quite frankly we have no right to tell this guy how he should manage his affairs, particularly when the risk is all his and the reward is all ours. If he wins in court, what does he really get? The right to continue providing free publicity for a company he now despises? Talk about a hollow victory.

    3. Re:It doesn't cost much to defend yourself. by digitig · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately most people don't have the balls to do things like this.

      Or the spare time to waste on something that they were only doing for fun and that isn't fun any more.

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    4. Re:It doesn't cost much to defend yourself. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Completely OT, but are you the Tom Hudson of D.E.G.A.S. for Atari ST?

    5. Re:It doesn't cost much to defend yourself. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would we remember that? Nobody knows who the hell you are.

    6. Re:It doesn't cost much to defend yourself. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      I suspect that there's more to it from Discovery's side ... which is why I would say "see you in court, and in the meantime I want to do a bit of discovery on you - hand over all internal analysis, communications, and business plans relating to what you might do with the site afterwards" - because money is the motivator for these SOBs.

      Better to refuse to hand it over, and replace the main page with "Discovery sucks, discover WHY!!!" Protest sites are 100% legit constitutionally protected free speech. Let them suck on that for a while, then maybe offer an apology.

    7. Re:It doesn't cost much to defend yourself. by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      IIRC, in Canadian small claims court. Heck, I love to read your stories (how long until the next chapter is due out?) but they don't necessarily translate to US Federal Court.

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    8. Re:It doesn't cost much to defend yourself. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Not just small claims - you don't here claims by the gubbiment for $72k that they didn't have coming to them in small claims court. About the ONLY court I haven't been involved with is the Court of Appeals (why would I appeal when I win, and why would the other side appeal when the judge smacks them down hard for being stupid? - the only exception being a former landlord, who is going to get smacked down AGAIN in another month :-)

  16. Next season on "The Colony".... by Picass0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd like to see a cast of nothing but attorneys go all "Lord of the Flies" on each other. Or maybe a lawyer could stand in for Buster on Mystbusters. Or Mike Rowe could make them clean up some kind of poo.

  17. Vote with your Dollars by drunken-yeti · · Score: 1

    Either avoid cable via alternitve methods (i.e. Netflix etc) or don't give them your ratings. I am really sick of being bullied around by the same companies trying to sell me stuff.

  18. So whats wrong with that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Everyone involved in the show has always been about the money.

    Our entire economy is built around earning what you want by pleasing your fellow man. That is what keeps us all productive.

    What the hell is wrong with wanting money? You need it to buy food and medicine for your kids, to put a roof over your head, and to do just about anything interesting. What's so damn bad about artists etc. working because they are paid?

    And what is bad about trying to maximize the amount of money you can get in return for what you provide? Haven't you ever asked your boss for a raise? You think people have to work for free and live in poverty in order to be good people?

    You are nuts.

    1. Re:So whats wrong with that? by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      So (honest question): What's the diff between actual average joes working a living (As portrayed by the adverts, the show, etc), and actors only pretending to be average joes? One of the two more likely belongs on TruTV than a channel that bills itself as an actual documentary channel.

      I understand that these guys are still crabbing for a living, but at some point, it seems that their primary job stopped involving the crabs, and began involving the cameras. Once you play up to the camera, it stops being a documentary and becomes a drama.

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    2. Re:So whats wrong with that? by Monchanger · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The difference is they seem to still risk their lives on the Bering, where actual soap opera stars don't actually die when their character is killed. Mike Rowe plays to the camera, but he still gets dirty and gets the job done- those can still be two different things and discovery doesn't have to be documentary the way History should (but sadly no longer is).

      Degree is everything, and I don't know that they've crossed the line. How much they make from Discovery is part of this- if they don't need to crab, they've certainly crossed it. If they are, as you suggest, crabbing for a living, they're still badass, hardworking dudes. If instead they're simply acting to a written script and don't care about full pots, then that would certainly be more drama than reality.

    3. Re:So whats wrong with that? by nelsonal · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      One of the key paradoxes of protestant culture (The US is still a very protestant culture) is earning money vs your attitude toward money. Almost all Protestant's believe it's important to work hard and live unextravagently. A part of living unextravgently is not admitting that you want or need more money. It's perfectly fine to go earn more money (that's hard work which builds character and discipline), but if one goes about earning it with lots of passion (for the money rather than the work), they're doing it for the wrong reasons.

      It will take quite a while before Protestant attitudes cease to be the dominant factor in US culture.

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    4. Re:So whats wrong with that? by cgenman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Once you play up to the camera, it stops being a documentary and becomes a drama.

      How is this different than most documentaries? You edit and cut and adjust and add music to make the viewer feel something that you find interesting. Even if you don't have a host hamming it up, everyone there is aware that they're on film. And once it leaves them, it is a %100 edited and created construct.

      A documentary isn't completely objective or real. A documentary is what the filmmaker decides to make it into. The only thing that would be truly real is a raw feed of hidden security camera video.

    5. Re:So whats wrong with that? by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

      "Our entire economy is built around earning what you want by pleasing your fellow man. That is what keeps us all productive."

      Unfortunately, that is not what these shows are about.

      This show, and others like it (Ice Road Truckers, American Loggers, etc.), are all PR tools for the industries that support them. For the most part, these industries live and die by the whim of opinion of the American public. Often, these shows are about non-sustainable, hotly-debated practices yet fail to address the pros/cons of the topics. They only show what the industry wants to be shown.

      It really IS all about the money...and image.

      I remember going to the Weyerheuser Lumber Museum up by Mt. St. Helens one time (just outside the park they have a PR museum that explains how they "rescued" all the trees knocked over by the eruption) and shortly after entering asked (loud enough for the guy behind the counter to hear), "I wonder where they keep all the propaganda literature?".

      I was rewarded with a dedicated "follower", some guy that shadowed me through the entire place for over an hour.

      They REALLY care about image.

    6. Re:So whats wrong with that? by yotto · · Score: 1

      I hate that explanation. If you only want money, be a banker. Or work for Apple or something. If you want to work in TV, make a goddamn decent show.

    7. Re:So whats wrong with that? by Klinky · · Score: 1

      ...discovery doesn't have to be documentary the way History should (but sadly no longer is).

      "It's Hitler Cyborg Secrets from Judeo-Christian Conspiracies of the Mayan Calendar Tech, next on Modern Marvels!"

    8. Re:So whats wrong with that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost all Protestant's believe it's important to work hard and live unextravagently. A part of living unextravgently is not admitting that you want or need more money. It's perfectly fine to go earn more money (that's hard work which builds character and discipline), but if one goes about earning it with lots of passion (for the money rather than the work), they're doing it for the wrong reasons.

      In this world of NINJA (sub-prime) loan-caused recession*, are you honestly claiming that fiscal prudence is a bad thing? Are you insane? Look, the neurosis related to White Anglo-Saxon Protestant culture might be a problem, but the product of that neurosis is absolutely a good thing in this world of easy credit, McMansions and "iPads for the kids". Besides which, your perspective is perhaps a little off. Speak to the depression generation about thriftiness (be quick, they're disappearing), speak to second or third world people about thriftiness, speak to poverty-line children about thriftiness - and I bet their attitudes won't be "Ah, I didn't get the latest smartphone this year, I'm so good with money! Who wants a $5 coffee?".

      * I don't care if you think the lender, the lendee, the government or whoever else is at fault - the fact is that people were getting loans they couldn't repay, which wouldn't be accepted by the WASPs you malign.

    9. Re:So whats wrong with that? by ooshna · · Score: 1

      The difference is they seem to still risk their lives on the Bering, where actual soap opera stars don't actually die when their character is killed. Mike Rowe plays to the camera, but he still gets dirty and gets the job done

      I don't think one person talked down about him because he is the best host on the channel

    10. Re:So whats wrong with that? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      This show, and others like it (Ice Road Truckers, American Loggers, etc.), are all PR tools for the industries that support them. For the most part, these industries live and die by the whim of opinion of the American public.

      Those industries existed a long time before TV shows were produced about them, and I doubt very few people think "gee, I'll go out and buy a buttload of timber" after seeing American Loggers. On the other hand, I do think a lot about finding out how to buy a buttload of Minke whale meat from the Japanese after watching Whale Wars*.

      No, they're TV shows because they cover odd or unusual occupations, and they're successful because they have characters that are captivating and human.

      * Whale Wars, where the "cast" is all upset because one of their boats got rammed by a Japanese whaling boat early this season, after they deliberately rammed a Japanese boat last season, and while they wear watch caps with the Sea Shepard logo and the phrase "get ready to ram" (or something like that, I don't remember and the online store doesn't show it on the cap.) Karma is a bitch, Paul.

    11. Re:So whats wrong with that? by DaVince21 · · Score: 1

      There is wanting money, and there is being in it for nothing but the money. It's why the term "soulless corporation" exists.

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    12. Re:So whats wrong with that? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it's pretty uch the same drama. So instead of wrapping it up as 'we've seen al we really can' that create artificial drama.

      Most fishing, even crabbing, is boring most of the time. and the audience can only see someone hit with a wave so many times.

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    13. Re:So whats wrong with that? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      No of course not, but that's why it's "wrong" to openly admit you want money.

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  19. Not anit-fan unfriendly! by countSudoku() · · Score: 1

    I was going to have a cracking good fan-site for the upcoming LEGO: The Deadliest Catch Years 1 & 2 video game, but screw that!

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  20. Hmm, I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anybody else think this was all a ruse just to get the domain name? Like their lawyers set it up just so they could bend over the domain name holder?

  21. Discovery Channel by DaMattster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Discovery Channel has really disappointed me. It used to be that they put out good, educational television shows. Now, they've added all kinds of extra drama to shows to supposedly make them more interesting but in reality they have a dumbed down appearance. Now, they also have gone the reality tv route. I fail to see how Deadliest Catch really teaches us anything - it is really only drama. I remember when TLC and DSC really had good educational shows that could captivate thinking audiences without all the bleeped out cursing and melodramatic garbage. It would seem that the last of the truly informative and educational shows are on PBS.

    1. Re:Discovery Channel by Webz · · Score: 1

      Have you ever considered maybe such programming would be necessary to its survival or existence? The alternative may be having no Discovery Channel whatsoever.

      I'm not saying it's right or in the spirit of the channel. Just food for thought. Nothing is so cut and dry. "High-quality educational programming or bust!"

    2. Re:Discovery Channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I agree completely. TDC and TLC have as much in common with discovery and learning as MTV has with music.Back in the day when The Discovery Channel was their only game it seemed there was always something interesting on. Now they've devolved to idiotic "reality" shows that include large doses of "vehement" argument and artificially induced stress (as in Deadliest Catch, Orange County Choppers, etc. We used to call it the "bail-out channel" because there was always something worth watching even if it was just WW2 news reels. Now, we just avoid it. So sad. All of DCI's other efforts seem to have been similarly dumbed-down to the least common denominator, as well. 4th grade, maybe?

    3. Re:Discovery Channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thing that boggles my mind is when the HELL did TLC become the Pregnancy and Midgets channel?

    4. Re:Discovery Channel by erac3rx · · Score: 1

      Clearly they need to strike a balance, but let's be honest here. A few years ago, the 'pure' Discovery Channel you liked could take literally any topic, no matter how interesting, and make it a cure for insomnia. While I agree they've swung the pendulum entirely too far in the other direction, that doesn't mean that their 'HD filming of something interesting with a narrator putting you to sleep with a monotone commentary' style was somehow stellar tv either.

    5. Re:Discovery Channel by darien.train · · Score: 1

      I highly doubt their programming decisions have been based on a "this or we close" decision. Their decision is the same as every other major tv entertainment company's decision. Make the cheapest shows possible. Reality TV is incredibly cheap to produce in comparison to shows that actually need more than a VO writer and a small run-around camera crew. I'm sure Discovery must pay higher insurance premiums for their shows (they're dangerous!) but it's still a drop in the bucket. If discovery had created fewer channels and spent more on each show they'd have a higher quality product...but they'd also have less time in which to book advertisers. I do wish Discovery would take more note of Radiolab because a week's worth of discovery shows doesn't carry nearly the level of information or intrigue as a single Radiolab episode. Radiolab is also not about profit but about quality (it's NPR/WNYC.) So, in short, more Radiolab and less Deadliest Catch.

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    6. Re:Discovery Channel by DaMattster · · Score: 1

      Have you ever considered maybe such programming would be necessary to its survival or existence? The alternative may be having no Discovery Channel whatsoever.

      I'm not saying it's right or in the spirit of the channel. Just food for thought. Nothing is so cut and dry. "High-quality educational programming or bust!"

      I have and it is a shame that our society has dumbed down so much that we've gone to this!

    7. Re:Discovery Channel by DaMattster · · Score: 1

      I highly doubt their programming decisions have been based on a "this or we close" decision. Their decision is the same as every other major tv entertainment company's decision. Make the cheapest shows possible. Reality TV is incredibly cheap to produce in comparison to shows that actually need more than a VO writer and a small run-around camera crew. I'm sure Discovery must pay higher insurance premiums for their shows (they're dangerous!) but it's still a drop in the bucket. If discovery had created fewer channels and spent more on each show they'd have a higher quality product...but they'd also have less time in which to book advertisers. I do wish Discovery would take more note of Radiolab because a week's worth of discovery shows doesn't carry nearly the level of information or intrigue as a single Radiolab episode. Radiolab is also not about profit but about quality (it's NPR/WNYC.) So, in short, more Radiolab and less Deadliest Catch.

      No, I don't quite agree. I think, sadly, that this is what the new American audience demands. They find educational material slow and boring so they have to jazz it up with all kinds of superfluous drama.

    8. Re:Discovery Channel by DaMattster · · Score: 1

      Clearly they need to strike a balance, but let's be honest here. A few years ago, the 'pure' Discovery Channel you liked could take literally any topic, no matter how interesting, and make it a cure for insomnia. While I agree they've swung the pendulum entirely too far in the other direction, that doesn't mean that their 'HD filming of something interesting with a narrator putting you to sleep with a monotone commentary' style was somehow stellar tv either.

      A balance does need to be struck but the pendulum has swung too far in the opposite direction. Now it is nothing more than theatrics.

    9. Re:Discovery Channel by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      It would seem that the last of the truly informative and educational shows are on PBS.

      What are you talking about? Just yesterday, the History channel showed me that space aliens came to Earth and built pyramids all over. There were two hours of very educational information about how ancient man was stupid and couldn't work stone or even work together as a group. Oh, and how planning a building can't happen without carving the plans in stone (apparently writing on leaves or dirt or animal skin doesn't count). Why was I watching that you ask? Stargate wasn't on Syfy.

    10. Re:Discovery Channel by darien.train · · Score: 1

      I highly doubt their programming decisions have been based on a "this or we close" decision. Their decision is the same as every other major tv entertainment company's decision. Make the cheapest shows possible. Reality TV is incredibly cheap to produce in comparison to shows that actually need more than a VO writer and a small run-around camera crew. I'm sure Discovery must pay higher insurance premiums for their shows (they're dangerous!) but it's still a drop in the bucket. If discovery had created fewer channels and spent more on each show they'd have a higher quality product...but they'd also have less time in which to book advertisers. I do wish Discovery would take more note of Radiolab because a week's worth of discovery shows doesn't carry nearly the level of information or intrigue as a single Radiolab episode. Radiolab is also not about profit but about quality (it's NPR/WNYC.) So, in short, more Radiolab and less Deadliest Catch.

      No, I don't quite agree. I think, sadly, that this is what the new American audience demands. They find educational material slow and boring so they have to jazz it up with all kinds of superfluous drama.

      If we were only talking about traditional broadcast television I would agree but it's different for Discovery. Niche cable channels have very specific demographics and most people who are tuning into Discovery can handle or even prefer a higher level of subject matter complexity. Discovery doesn't have to do reality TV to survive. The problem is that Reality TV now makes up a large chunk of the pool of show ideas to pick from.

      When I say that producing reality TV is cheaper I should also imply that it appeals greatly to television producers. The producers aren't making big programming decisions but they are submitting new shows all the time. If you were a TV producer and you were faced with the choice of hiring and managing 50 people or 20 people for your pilot which would you pick? Hence more reality TV is submitted, it looks cheaper and lower-risk on paper to the execs making the decisions and viola. A never ending stream of the crap because of lazy/beaten-down producers and their ability to spread their garbage from network to Discovery.

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    11. Re:Discovery Channel by gknoy · · Score: 1

      I noticed that too. Watching that, I was apalled by the complete silence on the subject of how people have researched ways that primitive man may have assembled stonehenge-like structures. For example, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K7q20VzwVs shows one man moving extremely large rocks. I remember reading something about how stones could have been stood up as well, but can't remember where I saw it, so I can't link it.

      Sure, I'm baffled by the artistry of Machu Picchu, but the Pyramids and Stonehenge seem much more easily human.

      The rate at which the TV show claimed stones would have had to have been assembled into the Great Pyramid in order for it to have been completed in twenty years sounded far outside human capability, but I don't know how they arrived at that rate. From an engineering standpoint, though, it seems plausible. Given enough slave labor, large enough ramps, and rollers, it certainly seems feasible to move large blocks around. Did Egypt had a shortage of trees or sand (or labor) at the time?

      Wikipedia estimates 2.3 million blocks were used; that means that in order to finish in 20 years, builders would need to place a little more than 13 blocks per hour if they worked through the nights. (If they only worked half of a day, on average, then they'd need to place ~26 blocks per hour.) That does sound a bit fast.

      So far, the half hour I've wasted reading Wikipedia's articles on the Great Pyramid's construction have been tremendously interesting.

    12. Re:Discovery Channel by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      thinking audiences

      I think I just found the problem.

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    13. Re:Discovery Channel by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Oh man, I haven't watched TV in a few years but Disc can't have gotten as bad as TLC. They were running a show called pet therapist or something around the time I stopped watching TV.

    14. Re:Discovery Channel by internic · · Score: 1

      The Discovery Channel has really disappointed me. It used to be that they put out good, educational television shows. Now, they've added all kinds of extra drama to shows to supposedly make them more interesting but in reality they have a dumbed down appearance. Now, they also have gone the reality tv route.

      It is sad. I used to love watching The Secret Life of Machines. It was interesting and often very educational. I really can't imagine them showing something like that now. Thankfully, nowadays we have the WWW, so we don't need the Discovery Channel so much anymore.

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  22. Disc has been going downhill anyway by EmagGeek · · Score: 2, Informative

    Discovery used to be chock full of good nerd programming that was +1:Informative and +1:Insightful.

    Now it's just -1:Overrated and -:notthebest

    1. Re:Disc has been going downhill anyway by blair1q · · Score: 1

      TV has the potential to inform.

      It also has the potential to entertain.

      Guess which costs money, and which makes money.

  23. Planned all along? by macraig · · Score: 1

    This was undoubtedly the nefarious plan all along: let the fans do all the hard work creating a social site with valuable content, even encourage them to do it, then (ab)use IP law to cash in and monetize all their hard work.

    1. Re:Planned all along? by digitig · · Score: 1

      I don't see anything that says that the owner has to hand over the content. They get the domain name, they don't get his hard work.

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    2. Re:Planned all along? by macraig · · Score: 1

      And what will they do with just the domain name, then? If they use it themselves for the exact same purpose, then it's still monetizing the hard work of the fans through abuse of the familiarity and goodwill created, even in the absence of specific "content". Of course it might backfire, as such nefarious plans sometimes do. Sometimes.

    3. Re:Planned all along? by digitig · · Score: 1

      And what will they do with just the domain name, then?

      Either leave it dead or point it to their main website, I'd guess. The "familiarity and goodwill" is with people who already know about their website, so it gains them nothing.

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  24. In a decent society, one would hope that a simple by shadowmage36 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    phone call from the owners of the fan site to the marketing people, followed by a phone call between the marketing people and the lawyers, would result in a free license, an amicable settlement arrangement, Discovery getting a bunch of free advertising, the fans being happy to have a good fan site, and everyone winning.

    Except we don't live in that strange, logical place. We live here, where it's all about the almighty dollar and name rights, and the hell with corporate goodwill! Any PR is good PR! Et cetera! Rabble, rabble, rabble!

    Disgusting. When will we get wise and finally decide, "Enough is enough." Sometimes I think it's a pity there wasn't an ACTUAL "Year They Hanged The Lawyers..."

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  25. Sometimes, "legal enforcement" isn't. by Crash+Culligan · · Score: 1

    First, I'd say you misspelled "colostomy," but given that we're talking about the legal profession, it wouldn't surprise me that its a word from a specialty dictionary. Then again, we're talking about the legal profession, so "colostomy" seems like the best word after all. But down to business:

    tibit: Add to the fact that the legal seems to be adept at the chasing away part, while somewhat forgetful of the law they apparently learned many moons ago in, uhhhunh whatwuzitcalled college methinks?

    That classic image of the lawyer charting a perilous and circuitous path through a legal maze to exonerate a client of criminal charges? That's a warm, fuzzy fiction from the bygone days of Earl Stanley Gardner, and that's where it belongs. More often than not these days, the client hires a lawyer explicitly to cut across as many peoples' rights as possible while incurring minimum risk. They're not defensive legal teams, they're intended to play offense, to take advantage of peoples' ignorance of the law as much as possible without getting sued themselves.

    Why does this work? Most people don't have lawyers themselves, making them incredibly easy to bully. See also RIAA, MPAA, etc.

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    1. Re:Sometimes, "legal enforcement" isn't. by tibit · · Score: 1

      I did mean corpus callostomy. It almost completely severs the connection between the hemispheres.

      Colostomy is something else, although the smell would be about right, I admit.

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  26. Well, it says a lot about the channel. by jd · · Score: 4, Informative

    I wonder if the fan site has asked the marketing people to intervene. Usually, although lawyers can get lots of money, marketing people HAVE lots of money and that can make a difference to the upper echelons.

    Alaskan crab fishing is ok as a "dangerous reality TV" show. Apparently the stats for Alaskan crab fishing is 356/100,000/year. That's a lot - getting on for 1 in every 100,000 per day. (US National Average workforce fatality rate is 7.0/100,000/year.) I wondered if North Sea fishing was worse - it has a vicious reputation and the North Sea has no landmass between it and the north pole. However, statistics indicates that the mortality rate is 151 x national average in the UK, and the UK's national average is 0.5 deaths per 100,000 people. That puts the North Sea fishermen at a paltry 76/100,000/year. Not safe, by any standards, but many times safer in absolute terms. In relative terms, the US' workforce fatality rate is 14x worse than that in the UK, but the Alaskan crab fishing is only 4.7x as deadly as North Sea fishing. By this standard, North Sea fishing is the deadliest fishing occupation relative to the health and safety of the country involved.

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    1. Re:Well, it says a lot about the channel. by ultramk · · Score: 1

      The biggest difference being that for the guys doing North Sea fishing, most of us Americans wouldn't be able to understand their accents (or the slang, for god's sake). Everything would have to be subtitled, and so the target market of wannabe manly men wouldn't watch it.

      I wish I were joking.

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    2. Re:Well, it says a lot about the channel. by jd · · Score: 1

      There's that and the difficulty in keeping a camera lens clean when the water spray freezes on impact. Current conditions (as of 10:47pm GMT) look pretty gentle - 3' waves are nothing. I'm fairly sure that rough seas would be nearer an average of 27-30'. For freak waves, 55.8' waves have been observed by the Netherlands lifeboat association. In the North Sea off Scotland, waves have been recorded as high as 61' for multiple and 95' for an individual wave. I don't know if the North Sea gets more of them than other regions, but Discovery might want to consider that NOBODY has ever done a "reality TV show" that included freak waves, and only one or two have ever been filmed at all. Ever. And by far cheaper equipment than Discovery can get hold of. As for the crew's extreme improbability of surviving, it's television! Besides, the ratings would surge like anything, as all the freaks out there wait for the next true-life disaster.

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    3. Re:Well, it says a lot about the channel. by jd · · Score: 1
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    4. Re:Well, it says a lot about the channel. by jd · · Score: 1

      You'll have to ask Arthur Scargill about the first of those, and the Forestry Commission for the latter. (The modern word "forest" actually started in England.) I'm fairly sure that when most of these numbers were drawn up, most UK mines were still open. That would likely mean the UK had as many - or more - coalminers than the US per capita. For lumberjacks, much the same argument applies. The amount of lumber produced in the UK at that time, per capita, would have been very comparable. (You must remember that the US figures are for the WHOLE of the US. Not many lumberjacks in Montana or North Dakota, but there are people. Well, in the case of North Dakota, person.)

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    5. Re:Well, it says a lot about the channel. by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      The Yanks and the Brits are divided by a common language
      I suppose trade jargon would make it even worse

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    6. Re:Well, it says a lot about the channel. by jd · · Score: 1

      Oh, much worse. But let's face it, the viewers are divided into two camps - those wanting spectacular disasters and those wanting spectacular and strategic clothing failures on female crew. Language is not a particular barrier to either of these...

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    7. Re:Well, it says a lot about the channel. by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      and accents too...and yes, sex is a universal language. :P

      subtitles and dubbing can both be a pain in the ass in their own ways, BTW.

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  27. Deja Vu by lennier1 · · Score: 1

    An entertainment company chasing away fan sites and therefore damaging their product in the eyes of their customers?

    Didn't we already have this crap during the late 90's when they went after science fiction fan sites?
    I still remember Paramount happily shooting themself in the foot whenever they got the chance back then.

    1. Re:Deja Vu by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

      Yet another reason Star Trek declined in the late 90's and Enterprise was too little, too late.

      It is a shame, because had they catered more to fan sites and encouraged more fan sites it would survived better.

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    2. Re:Deja Vu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enterprise? Even using all of Google's resources to promote that show couldn't have saved it. That turd shouldn't have been greenlit in the first place!

  28. Reminds me of a Cringely story... by Bieeanda · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Ten years ago easily, Robert Cringely was doing some PBS show and had an episode dedicated to Microsoft. There were interviews, examinations of the company history, probably some shilling and that sort of thing. You know, the usual kind of thing that passes for a tech documentary. After everything was filmed, there were a few things to sign off on... and that's where things took a turn for the weird.

    The MS lawyers, who clearly hadn't been in the loop until then, demanded the rights to the show. After a baffled silence, the PBS people shot back, 'What the fuck do you mean?' The response to that was, 'Oh, our mistake. We want the rights to the SERIES.' You know. So they could protect MS's image or something.

    But no, this doesn't surprise me at all. This guy's basically been set up to be harvested like a ripe tomato-- he puts all of that effort into site design and upkeep, ropes in fans that might otherwise not care for the Discovery website, and delivers them up.

    Worse, there's the possibility that this poor bastard is collateral damage from some internal power struggle-- someone in legal trying to be a keener, or a strike at a rival in marketing.

    1. Re:Reminds me of a Cringely story... by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

      What PBS should have done is start making a show about what d-bags the MS Lawyers were concerning their recently filmed show. Bring cameras to ever lawyer session, hiddeen cameras or otherwise, demand the meetings take place on PBS property. Act all polite and whatnot and film the MS Lawyers being complete jerkwads. Then Broadcast it and watch the MS lawyers get fired and receive an apology from MS.

      That's what I would do.

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    2. Re:Reminds me of a Cringely story... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      We want the rights to the SERIES.

      Did they get it?

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    3. Re:Reminds me of a Cringely story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This guy's basically been set up to be harvested like a ripe tomato-- he puts all of that effort into site design and upkeep, ropes in fans that might otherwise not care for the Discovery website, and delivers them up."

      He could just hand over the domain name and shut the website down.

  29. !Discovery != Discovery by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Or to put that in more words - what we have today is no longer what we used to call Discovery Channel.
    Whatsoever and all that.

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  30. Re:In a decent society, one would hope that a simp by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

    phone call from the owners of the fan site to the marketing people, followed by a phone call between the marketing people and the lawyers, would result in a free license, an amicable settlement arrangement, Discovery getting a bunch of free advertising, the fans being happy to have a good fan site, and everyone winning.

    Or you could just call the marketing department and ask them to hold for the legal department, hit transfer, call the legal department and hit transfer again. They can work it out between themselves!

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  31. It isn't greedy to take back stolen goods by spun · · Score: 1

    I don't feel any guilt in taking back what was taken from me. Most rich people got rich the old fashioned, by stealing. Or buying laws that transfer wealth upwards. Oh, there is a serious class war going on, and the upper class is winning, so I say:
    1.) We live in a Democracy.
    2.) We are in the majority.
    3.) Therefore, we are in a position to rain down a nuclear firestorm of class warfare, legally, and without violence.

    We've let them win. For thirty-odd years now, middle and lower class incomes have remained the same, while nearly all the increase in GDP has gone to the top 1%. And we live in a Democracy, so we have no one to blame but ourselves. But we can change things, and bring back the powerful and wealthy middle class we had in the fifties, when the top tax rate was 90%. Bring it back. Tax those criminals until their wallets bleed.

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    1. Re:It isn't greedy to take back stolen goods by lgw · · Score: 1

      And what happens when the man who owns the company you work for finds he can take home the same pay from his company at half it's curent size, with half the employees (and half the hassle)? We can certainly bring back the lifestyle of the 50s, where you had a solid chance of affording a TV, a refridgerator, and a washing machine! Well, unless you were black, of course. Why do people imagine that life has gotten worse?

      Also, a 90% tax rate meant lower income for the government. We can't afford to punish the successful today - we need the money to squeeze out a few more yaers from unsustainable social programs before the austerity begins.

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    2. Re:It isn't greedy to take back stolen goods by spun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Are you denying that most of the gains in GDP have gone to the top 1%? Or do you think that is fair?

      It's wiki, but the article on income inequality in the United States is quite well referenced.

      As for the idea that raising the tax rate lowers government income, that is only true if we are on the left hand side of the Laffer Curve. And the odd thing is, we are always on the left hand side, according to those in the owning class. No matter how much we lower taxes, lowering them some more will always increase revenue, which is patently ridiculous. Most studies say the Laffer Curve shows that revenue peaks at a top marginal tax rate of 60-70%, far higher than we have today, so, tax away!

      And we are not punishing the successful. Nobody makes money on their own, they do it with society's help. Society enables the storage of surplus wealth, an individual can not do that. And it is the cooperation of society that enables the successful to be successful. Society has a say in what rewards its members get, and if we feel that someone's success means that they owe us a little more, well, that is our right as fellow members of society. The successful benefit more from the social contract, obviously, than the poor do, so they should pay their fair share. If they don't like it they are free to search for a better deal elsewhere, or attempt to change things democratically like everyone other citizen.

      Meanwhile, I'll be here letting people know that they can vote in their own best interests, not in the interests of the rich.

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    3. Re:It isn't greedy to take back stolen goods by Skjellifetti · · Score: 1

      Thanks, your usual +5 rational argument is appreciated.

    4. Re:It isn't greedy to take back stolen goods by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      You mean the "right hand side" of the Laffer curve.

      Trivial detail, but you might be surprised how quickly some people will dismiss your argument over a meaningless semantic convention. (Left versus right in mathematics, etc)

      You should check out Zerohedge.com. It's where all the cool kids are now.

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    5. Re:It isn't greedy to take back stolen goods by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      You apparently don't realize that the truly wealthy pay little or no income tax. Additionally, you should be aware that the strongest proponents of a high tax rate for high incomes are fabulously wealthy people. Overwhelmingly the richest people in this country vote for candidates who propose raising the taxes on the "wealthy". Why do you think that is?
      Are you aware that under current tax law those who earn the top 1% of income pay a larger share of income tax than ever before?

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    6. Re:It isn't greedy to take back stolen goods by sjames · · Score: 1

      If you do it right, there is always an incremental gain to be made even if the returns are diminishing. Of course, the sort of person likely to face the problem will be driven by greed to double or triple the size of the company even for a paltry return on the investment.

      If not, he cuts down to half and someone else comes along to take up the slack.

      Most of the gains since the '50s are in the form of improved tech letting us do more with less (frugality) If not for the greedy few at the top, the inflation adjusted GDP/capita suggests that that same single income family from the '50s should be able to afford 4 houses, 8 cars, and enough TVs, fridges, furniture, etc to fill them all. Instead we have doubled the hours devoted to employment (by sending the wife to work) just to continue to afford 2 cars and 1 house.

    7. Re:It isn't greedy to take back stolen goods by spun · · Score: 1

      I'll check that out.

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    8. Re:It isn't greedy to take back stolen goods by spun · · Score: 1

      I don't believe you. I have never seen a wealthy person in America advocating for a higher tax rate on the rich. I see them advocating for a lower tax rate for themselves all the time. What you are claiming seems 180 degrees from what` I see.

      I am aware that the top 1% pay less than ever before, the top tax rate used to be 90%. However, as the top 1% make over 20% of the income, they should be paying even more.

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    9. Re:It isn't greedy to take back stolen goods by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1
      You never heard Teddy Kennedy call for raising the tax rate that the highest earners pay? You never heard William Gates, Sr call for raising the income tax on the highest earners? You didn't hear Jon Kerry call for raising the the tax rate that the highest earners pay?

      I am aware that the top 1% pay less than ever before, the top tax rate used to be 90%. However, as the top 1% make over 20% of the income, they should be paying even more.

      In 2007, the top 1% earners made 22.8% of all income and paid 40.4% of all income tax, so they already pay a larger share of income tax than the share of income they earn. Additionally, that top 1% paid more income tax than the total paid by the bottom 95%. How much more do you think they should pay?

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    10. Re:It isn't greedy to take back stolen goods by spun · · Score: 1

      There's an easy way to pay less taxes: don't take more than your share of the wealth. As a society, we get to collectively determine what is right and wrong, for us as a people. If we determine that having certain people making thousands of times what others make is wrong, then it is wrong (for our society) and you either accept that or find another society.

      That being said, I'd rather see a progressive tax on wealth, not income. If you have a high income, but spend it all, you don't get taxed as much as if you hoard your income in order to accumulate power over other people.

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  32. New theme song ? by purplepolecat · · Score: 2, Funny

    I love my trademarks
    I love DMCA
    I love to sue fans
    I love to make them pay
    I love the whole world
    And its litigiousness
    Boom-de-ah-da
    Boom-de-ah-da
    Boom-de-ah-da
    Boom-de-ah-da!

    1. Re:New theme song ? by Master+Moose · · Score: 1

      Where are my Mod points. Somebody give purplepolecat +50 or such

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  33. Cantore Stories by tepples · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Bering Sea gets nasty weather - but you can't produce a full season of TV off that.

    Maybe Discovery can't, but The Weather Channel could probably make a series about people who thrive in nasty weather. They could call it something like "Cantore Stories".

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  35. Re:That's what corporate corpus callostomy does to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, they understand the law. They REALLY understand the law. They understand it so well that they know just what they can get away with while not even having the tiniest atom of a case. They know how to tell a brazen lie without being liable for perjury, slander, libel, or harassment. They know just how much it costs to defend yourself in court, and therefore just what they can ask for so that it's most cost-effective for the victim to settle. Greed, maliciousness, a predator mentality, general sliminess, and a heart of stone are hallmarks of corporate lawyers. Ignorance of the law is not.

  36. Seven Sea's of cheese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It still amazes me, the quality of shows they can, seemingly, slap together with nothing more than few 'local yokels' trying to do their jobs. Sure it descends into pure silliness and dramatic fromage now and then, but still...you get insight into something there is NO WAY you would see otherwise.

    Lawyers OTOH....everyone knows what they're about. No mystery at all. They are like a physical manifestation of greed itself.

    Speaking of cool shows though, here is another, and it's not even on Discovery(oops guess that only applies to Canada). Shame it seems to be over after 3 seasons, though I guess you can hardly blame the guy heh. Filming yourself "surviving" various harsh environments is a tad extreme. https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Survivorman

  37. Some of us are adults by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is exactly how you turn lots of fans into people who hate your entire channel.

    Really now, /.
    This constitutes "news"?

  38. not a fan of "reality TV" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Discovery is to PBS, what FOX is to network TV.

  39. Morons by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Need i say more?

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  40. Destroy the pagerank by Joe+U · · Score: 1

    The site owner should demand Google and Bing remove the site immediately, they will blacklist the site and make the domain worthless.

  41. See how History Channel went downhill! by antdude · · Score: 1
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  42. Poor Discovery PR Team . . . by tgzuke · · Score: 1

    Given how fast Internet news spreads, the PR team is probably shitting bricks right about now. I'll be curious to see what kind of spin they put on it. Also, I'm surprised there are so many Discovery haters here, given /.'s usual love of MythBusters.

  43. Unca Shake 'n' Stake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The channel's ok. The stuffed shirts seem to know their place. The lawyers are the problem. Find them a problem that fits them.

  44. This is why a smart business restrains its lawyers by dollarwizard · · Score: 1

    A smart business realizes that free advertising is worth its weight in gold and tells its legal department to STFU.

  45. Legal departments *sigh* by Inf0phreak · · Score: 1

    I guess this is what you can expect when companies are so big that they have a full blown legal department with lawyers on salary. They need to justify their employment and the obvious outcome is litigious behaviour.

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  46. Syfy... by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

    Sci-Fi Channel is now some kind of cross between reality and new age.

    I think the precise moment I died inside was when it started airing wrestling.

  47. Duel Shotguns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Need to give the lawyers a shotgun, and the marketers a shotgun, have them take three paces...

  48. Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Adam & Jamie can do something?

  49. MOD UP by tekrat · · Score: 1

    Please Mod UP Parent!

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  50. New Lawsuits by Discovery Channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This just in!
    Discovery Channel is suing Best Buy for distribution of copywrited materials.
    Discovery's lawyers have threatened to sue the retailer out of existence and have demanded that Best Buy hand over the all DVDs, videos, software and cable advertizing promotion materials.

    A spokesman for Discovery Channel admitted that due to their new line-up sucking so badly, they have decided to follow the RIAA's lead and sue everyone. "Hey, we've got to make money somehow."

  51. Re:That's what corporate corpus callostomy does to by BillX · · Score: 1

    Are you saying one is the mouth and the other is the anus?

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  52. Lawyerzzz by TEKZTOP · · Score: 1

    Not so much a reply more of a Kerouac_ian free prose. Lawyers, Money, dirty technology. we all file slowly into HELL! THEREisnosuchthingasnegativePRESS

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