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The Brain's Secret For Sleeping Like a Log

An anonymous reader writes "Why can some people sleep through anything? According to this article in Wired Science, some lucky people have an extra helping of a certain kind of brain static that essentially blocks out noise and other stimuli. These 'sleep spindles' can be detected via EEG, and show up as brief bursts of high-frequency brain waves; some people naturally produce more than others. The researchers say these spindles are produced by the thalamus, the brain region that acts as a waystation for sensory information. If the thalamus is busy producing sleep spindles, sensory information can't make it through the thalamus to the cortex, the perceptive part of the brain."

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  1. Tip #1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  2. Sleep by JWSmythe · · Score: 4, Insightful

        Yet, this doesn't explain why I can't sleep at 11:30pm when the house is dead quiet. {sigh}

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    1. Re:Sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      it's still not quiet enough, it's still not dark enough, your bed is still not comfortable enough, and so on and so forth

      insomnia's great, isn't it?

      (heh, i love how most of the first posts on this article are from people who should probably be in bed already)

    2. Re:Sleep by P0ltergeist333 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The quiet could be the problem, actually. When it's quiet, then every little noise (and thought) is more prevalent. Some people even have tinnitus and are not conscious of it, and that keeps them awake. I would recommend trying white noise, as it performs a similar service as the "brain static" mentioned in the article. I personally use a fan. Or you can pay a fair bit of money for a more precise white noise generator.

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    3. Re:Sleep by Gerzel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry, I'll try to be quieter.

    4. Re:Sleep by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yet, this doesn't explain why I can't sleep at 11:30pm when the house is dead quiet. {sigh}

      Let me know when 1:00 becomes a problem and we'll talk.

    5. Re:Sleep by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Rub one out and it'll help you sleep.

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    6. Re:Sleep by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Don't worry, I'll still be awake. Well, I am still awake. Damn. 1am already.

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    7. Re:Sleep by blahplusplus · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Yet, this doesn't explain why I can't sleep at 11:30pm when the house is dead quiet. {sigh}"

      You haven't expended enough energy. I find that many people that can't sleep also don't exercise or have sedentary lifestyles. If you add exercise to your life you can bet you'll get tired eventually. You should really only go to sleep when you're tired, when you feel sleepy. I used to have trouble falling asleep until I added walking/exercising an hour or two a day.

      Expending energy goes a long way to solving sleep problems.

    8. Re:Sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop masturbating - that should help.

    9. Re:Sleep by JWSmythe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, I'm fairly confident that I have "Delayed sleep-phase disorder".

      I usually go to sleep between 02:00 to 04:00. I don't have to be exhausted, I can just lay down and go to sleep like a normal person. If there's nothing scheduled, I'll be awake between 11:00 to 13:00.

      I worked one job where they really didn't care when I slept as long as I got all my work done. That was perfect. I'd send my "end of day" emails sometime around 03:00, and show up to the office bright and shiny at noon.

      Attempting to work "normal" hours has been a problem for me for a long time. I talked to my mom about it, and she confirmed it. I rarely managed to sleep before midnight. I was a complete zombie going to school, and wasn't usually completely coherent until around noon.

      The problem is this. If I work by my schedule (awake 11:00, sleep 03:00), I'm fine. If I force myself to wake up at say 7am, I'm a zombie until noon, and exhausted for the rest of the day. It worked fine when I was a kid. Someone was always around to make sure I woke up. Being an adult on my own for many years, if I'm living with someone I have a chance of actually getting out of bed. If I don't, it doesn't matter how many alarm clocks there are, or how loud they are. Somehow I manage to turn off some alarm clocks sometimes. I've woken up with my cell phone in my hand (I set the alarm on the phone too). When I've been with someone, they've told me that I fumble with things until they shut up. If I can't make it shut up I just roll back over and go back to sleep.

      If I'm on my normal schedule, I can wake up normally to an alarm clock at odd hours. So, if there's something unusual going on at 6am, I can be awake and not groggy.

      Sometimes, if there's something going on, like I have work that must be completed, I can work through a whole night, and still be perfectly coherent the next day. I won't be tired until about 3am the next morning. Something like this:

      Wake Sunday at 12:00
      Do early work Sunday night from 23:00 Sunday to 03:00 Monday.
      Sleep 03:00 Monday
      Wake 11:00 Monday (Beginning of the "normal" day)
      Work through 03:00 Tuesday
      Sleep 03:00 Wednesday
      Wake 11:00 Thursday
      Sleep 03:00 Friday
      Wake 11:00 Friday
      Sleep 03:00 Saturday

      Some employers consider it a problem. If you have an employee who can work fine from Monday at noon (allowing showering and driving to work), and they don't feel the need to stop until early Wednesday morning, why complain? That gives 38 hours of work before normal employees even come in on Wednesday morning. It was pretty easy to comfortably work about 70 hours a week, but I only did it as needed.

      I've tried all kinds of different sleep environments. I like the dead silent rooms best. No white noise, no outside noise.

      I've slept in all kinds of places, including airliners. The time has to be right though. If I take an early morning flight (departing at 7am), I can stay awake the night before, get to the airport, take a nap in the terminal until I hear commotion around me which is my hint to wake up. No problem at all. Once I get to my seat on the plane, I can go right back to sleep, and not wake up for anything until the plane lands. Then I am wide awake and perfectly normal, even though the whole night was interrupted sleep.

      At once house I lived in, I had two window air conditioners at the head of the bed. The house had terrible insulation, and one simply wouldn't cool it down. During the summer, they ran pretty much constantly, and they were anything but quiet. I didn't notice noises from outside though, because the white

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    10. Re:Sleep by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          You'd think it would work like that, huh? :)

          I used to do a heavy workout every morning. It was about 90 minutes of weight lifting. Then I'd shower and go to work. It was fun doing it, so I looked forward to it. Well, until my last car accident, where the doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for quite a while. So much for morning exercises. That didn't help get to sleep early though.

          If I completely exhaust myself during the day, say doing heavy physical labor, I may fall asleep at 8pm, but I'll be awake at 11pm, and then be ready to sleep a night at about 3am.

          A couple weeks ago, it was about 95 degrees out ("feels like" 104). I spent a few hours doing yard work, including cutting branches off the roof. I was done well before dark. It was exhausting work. I was tired, but couldn't actually get to sleep. When midnight finally came, I was still wide awake. Sore, but wide awake. Then at 3am, I was out like a baby. My girlfriend tried to wake me up at 10am, 10:30am, 11am, 11:30am, and finally I woke up at noon.

          This morning she said I was somewhat awake and talking at 9am when she woke up, but then I went back to sleep. I don't remember anything about that conversation. The only thing I remember is her finally waking me up at noon. Over the years, girlfriends and other people I've lived with have mentioned that they try to wake me up before noon, and I sometimes babble senseless stuff for a little while and then go back to sleep. They're usually words, but they aren't strung together into any sort of usable pattern. Occasionally I'll remember a little bit of it, but it's mostly the confusion where I think I'm saying something that makes perfect sense, and they're looking at me like I'm speaking a foreign language. I'll even repeat myself slowly, and it still makes no sense to them. So in my mind, it makes perfect sense, even though it means absolutely nothing in the real world.

          I usually tell people unless I'm standing with both eyes open *AND* speaking coherently, I'm not actually awake. It's not sleep walking/talking exactly. I've managed to show up something resembling working hours occasionally. That means I can shower, get dressed, operate a car without damaging myself or anyone else, and show up at the right desk, but mostly my speech is like I'm still asleep, and apparently I look it too. Most people figure it out pretty quick and just leave me alone until I'm awake. Those who don't, it takes me a while to convey what I'm trying to say. Apparently I can type pretty well though, and comprehend what needs to be done. I can do the work they ask for, and do it correctly, but it's all a blur to me.

          And on that note, hello 2am. How I wish I didn't see thee.

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    11. Re:Sleep by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      Mod Parent Funny pls!

      - Dan.

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    12. Re:Sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. I find that I can fall asleep a little quicker if I leave the door slightly ajar and can hear some of the noises from the family room downstairs.

    13. Re:Sleep by MachDelta · · Score: 1

      Actually this is true. I remember hearing about a study that basically said that some of the neurotransmitters released during a male orgasm also have the effect of inducing drowsiness. Good excuse for trying to bust a nut. :)

    14. Re:Sleep by Per+Wigren · · Score: 1

      ...or you could just leave your computer on 24/7. It also makes you a better seeder. :)
      When I turn my computers off it gets so silent that I hear my (minor) tinnitus and I find it harder to sleep.

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    15. Re:Sleep by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      East Coast, then?

    16. Re:Sleep by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying there aren't people with genuine sleep problems but it's a lot easier to to fall asleep and get sleepy when you've actually exerted yourself to some extent.

    17. Re:Sleep by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 1

      I liked your novel. I have a similar problem (or condition). I've always have trouble being awake and fully aware in the mornings. At the university, the 8AM and 10AM class hours were awful for me. If the class was slightly boring or tedious, I'd fall asleep. If left to my own devices, I usually go to bed around 2-3 AM and I wake up at noon totally refreshed. Right now I don't have a job, so it doesn't interfere with anything, but I do want to get one and I'm fully aware that I might have to work the usual 8-5 *sigh*

      Also, more to the point of the article, I have trouble falling asleep. I CAN'T shut my brain off. I start with one thought, or even maybe some tune I might have stuck in my head, and the train of thought that follows is incredible. Is like my brain is on speed. So I end up tossing and turning until I eventually thing something really uninteresting that makes me fall asleep. Once asleep though, I don't have problems staying that way. I wish my brain had an ON/OFF switch.

    18. Re:Sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worth noting that it's generally recommended not to exercise right before going to bed though. The increased activity makes you more alert for a while.

    19. Re:Sleep by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "Rub one out and it'll help you sleep."

      Yep, I'll get back to you on that once the ADRENALINE wears out.

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    20. Re:Sleep by mrjb · · Score: 1

      Or you can pay a fair bit of money for a more precise white noise generator.

      Or you can write the output of /dev/random to a wav file and burn it on an audio CD. Or just cat /dev/random >/dev/dsp.

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    21. Re:Sleep by racerx509 · · Score: 1

      I find the endorphine rush that accompanies a good workout only serves to delay the sleep even worse. Much like the OP, I find it difficult to sleep before 2:00 or 3:00. I can sleep fine from this point until 12:00 the following day, but if I force myself to conform to a "regular" schedule, sleeping at 2300, and waking at 6:00, I am typically groggy and incoherent until well after 11am. On mornings when I can gather the mental energy and focus on a good workout, I'll awake at 6:00 and run a few miles or do some calisthenics. Nothing too complex, as usually at that time, I lack focus or coordination to do anything beyond the most simple exercises. Anyway, the resultant endorphine rush is like a natural cup of coffee; It wakes me up.

      In contrast, doing a workout not long before bed causes one to also shower. Showering before bed time for me, at least is a huge no-no. I WILL NOT fall asleep until well after 430! I"ve attempted this a few times, and was faced with a full 8-12 hour work schedule the next day and things were not pretty.

      Melatonin pills, a bit of white wine, some higher quality vodkas, and/or a bit of sexual activity (when the lady is around) all seem to work. I just hate being codependent on some outside stimuli to fall asleep, but until one can find a job that allows a 12:00 schedule, this is the way it has to be.

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    22. Re:Sleep by SteelCougar307 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ah, the life of a night owl.

      I know it sounds weird, but you might try keeping a sleep journal. It could help you collect data and maybe see what's going on. I just started using a program called SleepChart. Seems like it will take a long time to gather enough data, but maybe it will be helpful.

      IANAD or anything, though. Just someone else who isn't a morning person.

    23. Re:Sleep by Compaqt · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Looks like nobody's mentioned polyphasic sleep so far, so I guess I'll do it:

      Polyphasic sleep is sleeping in multiple phases in a day. So you don't sleep for 8 hours, and stay awake for 16. Instead, you spread your sleep out over the day.

      Although spreading 8 hours over multiple stretches might be beneficial for some, reducing your total sleep time is where it gets interesting.

      A article in Time Magazine from 1943 describes how Buckminster Fuller devised a system (called Dymaxion sleep) where he slept a half-hour every 6 hours, sleeping 2 hours in a day. That gives an amazing 22 hours a day to do stuff, build Beowulf clusters of N900s, keep a watch out for the Bat-Signal, or whatever.

      The biggest problem with minimal, polyphase sleep systems is that you have to sleep on a schedule. You can't postpone sleep for a business meeting or a late lunch. That's the reason most people (including Fuller) have to drop it.

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    24. Re:Sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can totally relate. My best jobs have been 2nd and third shift. Otherwise, my best chance is to tough it out until I get run down enough that a combination of (relatively small amounts of) melatonin, alcohol, and marijuana will get me there on most nights. None of them seems to be sufficient separately or even any two in combination, no matter the dose, but the three seem (with tiredness) to be a synergistic combination.

    25. Re:Sleep by g253 · · Score: 1

      Me too. Finding out about it has helped, as it's easy to feel guilty about these things.

    26. Re:Sleep by speaker4thedead · · Score: 1

      I've always had the same problem and only when I got really serious about running (between 35 and 45 miles a week, about 9 miles every other day) have I have something approximating a normal sleep schedule. It may have been exhaustion and exercise addiction, but my body would wake up promptly at 4 or 5 am without an alarm clock. YMMV.

      I'm also going to try the white noise thing, but I thought I'd throw out another option for you.

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    27. Re:Sleep by somersault · · Score: 0, Redundant

      What times do you eat? And what do you eat? The first day I noticed that I actually felt okay even when getting up early for work was when I had had hardly anything to eat the night before. Since then I happened upon eating "low GI" food, and I no longer feel like I've been hit by a bus in the mornings.

      My blood sugar issues may be completely unrelated of course, but I suspect the majority of people would be feeling better overall if they got off the sugar train like I have - I've noticed many unexpected health improvements like my dry skin becoming normal, my often blocked/allergic nose issues disappearing, my sleep patterns and energy levels becoming "normal".. it's awesome.

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    28. Re:Sleep by dominious · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I find that I can fall asleep a little quicker if I leave the door slightly ajar and can hear some of the noises from the family room upstairs.

      FTFY

    29. Re:Sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Xanax. Had the same problem, where my brain would not STFU for days on end. Tried alcohol, pot, vicodins,Ambien, white noise, and was thinking about maybe a bullet through the frontal lobes (yes, 48 plus hours with no sleep drives me to the edge of insanity, not that it is a long trip) Saw a different doctor, just an old GP, after mine had given up, and he asked me if I had tried an anti-anxiety drug. When I said nope, he wrote me a scrip for 100 4mg xanax. Told me to take 1 or 2 as needed for sleep. Tried it and it worked. And the thing I like the most is that it seems taking the xanax disrupted the inability of my brain to shut up. Now it happens every few months, and I'll pop a xanax and go right to sleep. It is infrequently enough that the same bottle of xanax I started with, I still have and it is over half full, and I got it almost 3 years ago.

    30. Re:Sleep by kangsterizer · · Score: 1

      I exercise regularly and I get tired, but it doesn't help me sleep, I would need to be totally exhausted and still I would wake up again rather quickly.
      I'm usually running 2H (on top of regular exercising, which is 1H with break every 2 days) when I'm not sleepy which I believe is rather long. Rest of the day I'm work at a desk in a office which is not a lot of exercise of course...

    31. Re:Sleep by CeruleanDragon · · Score: 1

      Wow, fantastic... I've always wondered what was wrong with me. I've recently been diagnosed with sleep apnea, but I think I actually have them both. I always thought I'd developed Chronic Fatigue Syndrome from having gotten mono in my 20s (when it can be dangerous), and indeed I might have had it for a while, but I still exhibit all of these symptoms. I've never had much trouble with overnight shifts or 2nd shift, but put me on a 9a-5p shift and I'm a zombie. Like now... maybe I should start looking specifically for 2nd/3rd shift jobs from now on...

      When I say "Wow, fantastic..." I didn't mean it in a snarky fashion, I actually meant that that was a good post and I appreciate it and the link to DSPD. I'll bring it up with my doctor next time I get health insurance and can see him, heh.

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    32. Re:Sleep by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      The problem is this. If I work by my schedule (awake 11:00, sleep 03:00), I'm fine. If I force myself to wake up at say 7am, I'm a zombie until noon, and exhausted for the rest of the day. It worked fine when I was a kid.

      Nothing has changed since you were a kid, you just have settled into a different rhythm. All you need to do to get onto the same 9-5 pattern as everyone else is force yourself onto it. That means getting up at 7am everyday until your body is used to it. It might take a month, it might take 6 months but eventually your body will realise this is what you have to deal with and deal with it.

      I used to be in a very similar situation to you, I think everyone who has had a period of being to set their own hours naturally ends up setting them slightly later the 9 till 5 working norm. If you ever do get yourself a regular 9-5 job though, your body will settle into to it in no time what so ever.

      Bear in mind that I very much doubt the silly working hours that we have standardised on would be most peoples first choice, but we have just forced our body into that pattern because most other people in our vicinity do it.

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    33. Re:Sleep by mhwombat · · Score: 1

      I'm not convinced it's unchangeable, even though I'm in a very similar situation to you. My hours are naturally "late" and gravitate back there every time they're allowed, then stay stable. The only reason I'm not convinced is that several different friends with the same thing have told me they did genuinely and apparently permanently switch to early hours, some years back. In each case the thing which made it happen was having a baby! Maybe baby = early hours + oxytocin = brain reprogramming?

    34. Re:Sleep by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      I'm a lot like you. I'll be up at all hours just looking for something to keep me occupied until i can sleep, but since my job is not flexible like yours, I end up groggily getting up at 6am. And i can sleep anywhere. I fell asleep in a lawn chair in front of a speaker at a rock concert in 110F heat once. (i didn't like the band that was playing that set, and there was no one to talk to) Wish i had a flexible job like yours!

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    35. Re:Sleep by fritish · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I totally agree with the running/working out. The best sleep I ever had was when I was training for a marathon. I didn't even have to feel totally exhausted at the end of the day, I would just lay down and be able to fall asleep fairly quickly.

      As a bonus, when I was training, if I had a night with less sleep than usual I often still felt refreshed in the morning--this was only if I was getting regular sleep on most other nights of the week though. I dunno, I felt that the quality of my sleep definitely improved.

      I really need to get back in a running schedule again...

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    36. Re:Sleep by smurphmeister · · Score: 2, Funny

      Buckminster Fuller devised a system (called Dymaxion sleep) where he slept a half-hour every 6 hours, sleeping 2 hours in a day. That gives an amazing 22 hours a day to do stuff

      This is all well and good until you end up in a bag in the Hudson River http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheFriarsClub.html

    37. Re:Sleep by GaryOlson · · Score: 1

      Let me respectfully say....horseshit. Different people have different physiology which impacts their cycles. I spent over 20 years working 2nd shifts by choice for this same reason. As my body has aged and certain chemical levels change, my daily cycle is rotating closer to 0600 - 2100. Previously, no amount of mental "force", routine, or healthy chemicals could cause me to be alert and active before 1100; or fall asleep before 0200. The working hours society has standardized on are a legacy of an agrarian economy.

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    38. Re:Sleep by bigrockpeltr · · Score: 1

      I agree with this. I too am one with preffered late hours and all throught university the 8- 10 am classes i was usually late and/or too sleepy. but since i have started working 8:30-4:30 for over a year now my body has adjusted to waking up and going to sleep earlier. however on weekends my sleep patterns go ferrel and its back to its old ( natural?) state - wake up between 1100-1230 and go to sleep between 0200-0300

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    39. Re:Sleep by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          I had started one in a Google Docs spreadsheet, so I can get to it from anywhere. Since I'm not working, I don't have a "home" exactly, so I may be who knows where when I go to sleep. At least when I go to sleep somewhere, I wake up at the same place. :) I had a look at the link you provided. That looks very interesting. It's a lot better than the raw data in a spreadsheet. :) I'll give that a shot.

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    40. Re:Sleep by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          I experimented with this a while back. Well, it was during the period where I was exercising hard. I had passed by that point in life where food intake has to be reduced, or it causes weight gain. Since there wasn't a nice signpost along the road saying it, I didn't catch on until I was about 20 pounds overweight. I switched to a low calorie, no caffeine, minimal sugar diet. And I will say, damn it's hard to just go get fast food and stay under 300 calories for a lunch.

          I did a great job of losing weight, exercising every morning, and feeling generally good, once the soreness of hard morning exercises subsided. That lasted for a few months until I was in a car accident. The doc said no exercise, and I was prescribed a lot of drugs. I didn't care as much, so I started drinking soda again. Otherwise, I've kept my meals very small and infrequent. If I exert more, I eat more. If I'm having slow calm days, I don't eat much at all.

          The only really notable side effect of eating healthy was that when my weight dropped back down I stopped snoring, and my mouth didn't feel dry in the morning. :) But the exercise was good. I substantially increased my muscle mass. I've tried getting back into hard exercise, but it usually only takes about a week of ramping up the exercises before I manage to hurt myself. Taking a few days off of the exercises because I can barely walk isn't all that helpful.

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    41. Re:Sleep by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Sometimes one just needs a little something to get back on track. I think people are really afraid of taking sleep medications, because of the horror stories of becoming hooked on it. When I was just graduated from university, I was going over some hard times, having trouble finding a (real) job and such. going into my final exams in my last semester, I was going on about 3-4 hours sleep a night for a few weeks, not because I wanted to, but just because my brain wouldn't stop, and I couldn't fall asleep. Finally broke down and took Nytol, an over the counter medication for a couple days. This helped me get back into my regular rhythm. It really helped a lot. I think that if I just would have tried something after the first week, I would have saved myself a lot of stress.

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    42. Re:Sleep by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      you can pay a fair bit of money for a more precise white noise generator.

      Isn't that called a mis-tuned clock-radio?

    43. Re:Sleep by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          I had only found it because someone suggested that I look into various sleep disorders. I never thought of it as a disorder, so I'd never looked for more information there. I can't say positively that it is what's wrong with me, but all the symptoms are perfect. I don't know what good having it diagnosed would do, other than I could get a nice piece of paper from a doc saying it to hang on my wall. :) I know I need to go see a specialist though. It's hard not having a job though. In talking with a few, if I were to go without insurance, it'll cost something like $1,000 for the first two sessions, which may not be enough to evaluate the situation. {sigh}

          Sleep disorders are protected by the Americans with Disabilities Act. Well, there seem to be some exceptions. From what I've read generally an employer must provide you with reasonable accommodations. So for me, a reasonable accommodation would be to let me work a normal shift sometime from noon to 3am. I know my self diagnosis won't get me anywhere, so I really need to get a doctor to confirm it for me.

          I did have the warm fuzzy feeling about my last work though. They knew I was a zombie in the mornings, and didn't perform until noon. I'd stay all kinds of late hours when I was able to perform well, to accomplish above and beyond expectations. Then someone got a wild hair up their ass, and kept pushing my shift earlier and earlier, until I wasn't able to keep up with it. I'd really love to get the doctors note about it, and send a copy of it over, just to watch them freak out. My last week there, I was suffering from migraines every day, because I'd take sleeping pills (OTC varieties) every night. Pills that worked would only work for a few nights before I built up a tolerance, so I had a whole collection of OTC sleeping pills at the house. It left me unrested, with a splitting headache every morning. I had to call out on a few occasions, because it hurt so bad. The solution for the headaches was to go back to sleep, and I'd wake up bright and sunshiny at noon or so. :)

          I beat them in court for my unemployment, so at least I got that. I'd rather have a job though.

          My employer before that didn't care. They actually enjoyed that I could do work on the servers during the slow hours, when people wouldn't generally notice. 4am Eastern was our slowest time of day, but that was in the middle of our low time that ran from about 1am to 5am. I could take down an entire datacenter during those hours, and none of the customers would notice. No one had to ask about the mystery of how I kept things working properly, they'd just get the email notification that the tasks were completed by the time I went to bed. The normal day shift folks picked up the slack, so we only had a couple hours of no real coverage. Sleeping hours that are normal for me makes it easy to wake up whenever I need to. If the pager beeped, I'd be up and alert(ish) and fix the problem right away. So having me awake from noon to sometime in the early morning was perfect to have someone doing their duty from 8am to 5pm. We had plenty of overlap to work on things together.

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      Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
    44. Re:Sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have the same problem, but I require less sleep than you so I don't find it all that difficult to cope. I naturally want to sleep between 2-4 and wake between 8-10 and find it impossible to sleep earlier. I have to wake up at 6:30 for work and to help get the baby ready so I end up playing a bit of catchup on the weekends.

      If left to my own devices (vacation, weekends alone, etc) - I'll fall into that sleep at 2-4 wake at 8-10 schedule without really even being aware of it. There is one thing that can disrupt it: sunlight. I like to fish so on those occasions where I spend a lot of times outdoors, I'll get reset to a normal person's sleep schedule: asleep 10-11 up 5-6 (yes I'll actually sleep more). Only lasts for a day or two once I'm back indoors all the time, though.

    45. Re:Sleep by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      Wish i had a flexible job like yours!

          Well, "had a flexible job" is most appropriate. I had that job for 8 years, but they cut me loose like it didn't even matter. The only part that feels good is that I know they hired someone else on to do my job, and he screwed everything up in the process. :) It's been a few years, and I still get emails from people saying things are broken. They get the simple reply from me. "I don't work there any more. If they want things to work right, they can hire me back. Until then, send a note over to them." I think it's funny when i tell them that, and it's because their email server is rejecting all the mail. :) They get an amazing amount of spam in every day, so if the mail server isn't tuned appropriately, it'll get bogged down really quick. I'd suggest they call, but I don't know the current phone numbers. :)

          But... Would I really want to go back to a place that just cut me loose despite many discussions of loyalty? Their loyalty was a one-way street that wasn't in my favor. The better option would be to start my own company under their model, except much like Google, it involved a bit of skill and a lot of dumb luck.

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    46. Re:Sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you suffer from aphasia before noon? This sounds unlikely, but if true you should volinteer for brain reaserch. They could probably learn a lot from you.

    47. Re:Sleep by somersault · · Score: 0

      I had passed by that point in life where food intake has to be reduced, or it causes weight gain. Since there wasn't a nice signpost along the road saying it, I didn't catch on until I was about 20 pounds overweight

      Heh, that's exactly the same amount of weight I lost by starting to exercise etc a couple of years ago, and since then I started experimenting with diet just for the health benefits since I was already noticing real benefits in mood and energy levels from the exercise alone.

      Yeah it sounds like your nose may have been getting inflamed too from the poor eating.. since the snoring would probably be a result of constricted airways and dry mouth is a sign of breathing through your mouth.

      I started working out to increase my muscle mass last year as well, I've put on probably around 11 pounds of muscle this year I think, though I don't really want to be any heavier than I am now (177lbs, 6'1"). Definitely take it easy when it comes to "ramping up". Doing lower intensity exercise for a longer amount of time is just as good, or even better - especially when first starting out, until your body toughens up. You can build muscle really very quickly if you eat plenty of protein, but it takes much longer for tendons and ligaments to toughen up to be able to safely transfer the forces your muscles generate.. a 30 minute walk every day is all you really need to feel healthy and relaxed anyway :)

      I almost knackered my knee a month ago from overdoing it with my Parkour training - thankfully it seems good to go again now that I've given it a few weeks of rest and mild exercise. I'm now going to focus much more on warming up before each session, and do more leg stretching than I was before to keep everything flexible. That will definitely reduce risk of injuries. I've actually been gradually improving my warmups and stretches every few weeks when I realise a new part of me is hurting - hopefully I'm aware of most of the trouble points by now!

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    48. Re:Sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can sleep 2am -> noon, you can sleep the same duration shifted to a more normal time.There's really no difference between the length of time you are sleeping in the two scenarios.
      In a modern house there is no environmental difference between 11pm and 2am. It's just what your body has gotten used to. If you get up at noon, then of course you can't sleep at 11pm. Try getting up a half an hour earlier each day.

    49. Re:Sleep by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 1

      Actually, the more effective method would be to get up a half hour later each day and continue for over a month.

    50. Re:Sleep by Creepy · · Score: 1

      True, but to be honest, that is an entirely different issue.

      I sometimes have trouble falling asleep, even when on a strict schedule and perfect quiet, but when I'm out, I'm out. In college I lived on a very busy street (first ave and third street in a downtown - a city, but not a major one) slept through loud traffic, gunfire, a semi-to-semi head on accident and supposedly a mass of police cars with flashing lights (my roommates wondered how the heck I slept through that), and when I was on campus before that place I almost slept through a (false) fire alarm that drunk kids probably set off (the RA said he had to shake me for a minute to wake me). That is strictly middle of the night, though - as long as I got enough sleep, I will wake up with my alarm (if I have one set).

      An interesting study would have been my college roommates from on campus my second year of college - it was a 4 person apartment and the only "normal" kid there was my bunkmate (he studied, he partied on weekends, he slept normal nights, and got B-ish grades). The other two guys were really weird memory/sleep-wise - one slept at most 40 minutes at a time, and never on a schedule (so not really polyphasic). When I saw him sleep, it usually was on the couch and not in bed, and he worked a full time night job and was full time in school. The other slept about 4 hours a night and never napped, had an eidetic memory as well as an excellent memory for engineering problems and never studied (going to class and paging through the textbook to see equations not covered in class was enough), which drove me nuts because I had to studied my butt off in the same classes. Both of those guys were still running 4.0s when I transferred schools (and the guy that didn't sleep was almost done).

    51. Re:Sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Pretty much everyone on the Internet has delayed sleep phase syndrome. It's easier to cure than you'd expect but does require a change in lifestyle (dont make yourself out to be "helpless" to the disorder). Part of the problem is computers emit a blue wavelength that makes your brain think it's still daytime so when you're on your computer the hour before going to bed it takes longer for your brain to adjust.

      I would highly recommend turning on a fan though. I have delayed sleep phase syndrome just as bad as anyone else and something like a fan helps dramatically for me. At first I thought it was just cause I was too hot at night or maybe the wind helped me sleep but I'm pretty sure the sound of the fan itself is what helps me get to sleep.

    52. Re:Sleep by hitmark · · Score: 1

      sounds like the sleep pattern of your average cat.

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    53. Re:Sleep by gknoy · · Score: 1

      I realize the doctor didn't want you to do strenuous lifting and such; have you considered swimming? It's pretty much a whole-body cardio exercise, and is low-impact too.

    54. Re:Sleep by somersault · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Whoever modded this "redundant", I want to live where you live..

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    55. Re:Sleep by xenapan · · Score: 1

      Maybe. I'm definitely a night owl. Right now I'm up around 7am for my 8-5 job. I do manage to get up and in on time but I'm tired somewhere around the 3-4pm mark, when I get back, I pick up my second wind at 8pm or so and I'm wide awake again. Weekends I still tend to sleep at 2 or 3am till 11am and I have much more energy and stay awake much longer without difficulty. During the work week I sleep at 12-1 for roughly 6 hours and a bit of sleep (I take a looonnng time to fall asleep) and then wake up automatically before any of my 3 alarms go off at 6ish. So in reality I'm getting under 6 hours a day at best. So basically 12-1 till 7 = 5-6 hours of sleep - tired by 4 at the latest so that gives me 9 hours. Sleep at 2-3 till 11 = 9-10 hours of sleep then I'm good till the 5am of the day after or about oh 42 hours. Usually I try to make sure I don't sleep at 5 cause that totally messes up my sleep schedule. I've tried to sleep more say sleeping at 10-11pm but it never ever works as I'm fully awake at that point. Even if I do manage, I'm up after 5-6 hours which puts me at 3-5am

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    56. Re:Sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're addicted to porn.

    57. Re:Sleep by malkavian · · Score: 1

      Many think this, and it's good to see you qualify with the word "many".
      I'm one of those that fit in the "don't sleep much" category; I'm up about 06:30, in work by 8, out of work at anywhere from 17:00 onwards, at which point I head to the gym, go swimming, or head out for a wander for a couple of hours to blow off steam before coming back home.
      Sometimes I fit in a gym session over the lunchtime as well as something else in the evening.
      None of this makes a blind bit of difference. Hell, I once did a term as a builder's labourer back in the day when I was a student between terms to get in the money, and I still didn't sleep (generally, I'll go to bed about midnight, and be restless until 2am, at which point I'll fall asleep. Irrespective of the time I go to bed, unless I'm sick, it's never before 1:30 am when I finally drop off).

      Personally I'd love to sleep longer. 4-5 hours doesn't feel like enough, and leaves me wishing I could nab an extra couple of hours to top up..
      One thing that does help is a long, deep dive.. The nitrogen in the blood does wonders, but I can't do that every day, alas..

      That being the case, I keep watching the sleep research to see if anyone's come up with anything that would help me get a good night's rest, without jamming the system with chemicals (and yes, I've tried meditation, yoga, relaxation therapy, and a horde of other things).

    58. Re:Sleep by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      Do you run outside? Or more accurately, do you spend significantly more time outside (especially in the mornings) than you would have without your running habit. Lots of research into DSPS has shown that the only really effective treatment is bright, full spectrum light for 30-60 minutes in the morning. Getting up at 5am to go for a 10 mile run would certainly seem to fit the bill.

    59. Re:Sleep by DwySteve · · Score: 1

      Saw a different doctor, just an old GP, after mine had given up, and he asked me if I had tried an anti-anxiety drug. When I said nope, he wrote me a scrip for 100 4mg xanax.

      Cripes, I may be way off but that is an obscene amount of Xanax. My doctor refuses to go over .25mg (but he's kind of a lightweight). That being said, I'm glad that you can just pop one and not get hooked. However, you do realize that Xanax and Ambien are in the same class of drugs right?

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    60. Re:Sleep by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      Some people even have tinnitus and are not conscious of it, and that keeps them awake.

      Really? That's news to me. I thought the problems with tinnitus was that people are all too aware of it, and are having problems sleeping because of the sound, for example because it causes severe anxiety which prevents sleep.

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    61. Re:Sleep by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 1

      I've tried it, and I always, ALWAYS go back to the 2am->11am. Is not the amount of hours I sleep, is when I do it. Back in school, I had a more "normal" routine (wake up at 7am to get to school at 8, go to bed around 9-10pm). I'd sleep the same length but I would still wake up very groggy. And on the weekends I'd switch back to my "natural" state, not even forcing it. I've read somewhere that is just how some people are.

      And on a stranger note, I really, REALLY hate the morning sun. Something about that brightness makes me want to punch it in the face if it had one. After noon, is all ok.

    62. Re:Sleep by ejasons · · Score: 1

      sounds like the sleep pattern of your average cat.

      No, the cat's cycle is 22 hours asleep, 2 hours awake...

    63. Re:Sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Objectively, if everyone else thinks your contributions are redundant, chances are pretty good that you're redundant - no matter your opinion of yourself.

    64. Re:Sleep by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          You've taught me a new word. :)

          The speech problems don't happen the whole time before noon. They're in my semi-awake mode, which can last up to about 15 minutes after being woke up before "my" time to wake up. I spoke with my girlfriend today and she said that I seem to string random words together as if I'm talking normally. Like, totally nonsensical, not even just poorly phrased. To me, if I remember the event at all, it was clearly spoken English. Since I'm usually well spoken (and frequently very verbose) it's completely out of character for me.

          I don't suppose you have any links for where to sign up for such a study, do you? Since I'm not working right now, I'd be more than happy to crash out on a hospital bed with a bunch of wires attached, just so they can watch me speak in tongues until I'm coherent.

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    65. Re:Sleep by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          The specialists I've seen since then have suggested that I start working out on a regular basis again. I still have lots of damage. 3 herniated disks (base of the neck, and small of my back), and a fluid buildup around my spinal cord between my shoulder blades. I've been trying to get back into it. I was doing really well at the local YMCA, but I got sick and had to not do anything but lay in bed with a fever. Now I can't even afford the membership at the Y, but I'm thinking of getting a weight bench at home. I was perfectly content with that, but I had to give up the weight bench during one of my many moves. It sucks moving every year, and finding that you can't take everything with you. The last move, I had to ditch almost everything. That's not a bad thing though, it just means less stuff to pack next time. :)

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    66. Re:Sleep by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          I saw the story about monitor light messing with our ability to sleep. That was very interesting, but not applicable in my case. I have tried removing such distractions. When I was single, my bedroom was free of all electronics except the alarm clock and my phone. I tried meditation, relaxation exercises, etc, etc, without any good results. I actually sleep fine in the daylight. Depending on how my sleep schedule is a the time, and the time of year, I've been known to go to bed just at sunrise, and sleep fine until about noon. Even with such a shortened sleep "night", I feel perfectly well rested.

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    67. Re:Sleep by somersault · · Score: 0, Troll

      lol, I knew it was you that doing all the down mods, Pietje, since there were exactly 5 of them. Did you notice how it was actually you that had the last word in the other conversation? Probably not.

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    68. Re:Sleep by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      Also 22 hours is a shit ton of time to fill up. If you get bored easily, like to be able to shut your mind off for a bit, or like to lay down and just spread out, this doesn't help. It also probably doesn't make a sleeping girlfriend happy, but like any good Slashdotter, I can't reproduce that bug.

    69. Re:Sleep by ChrisGoodwin · · Score: 1

      Seriously, it is true. Yes, I know this from experience.

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    70. Re:Sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or turn on the A/C.

    71. Re:Sleep by somersault · · Score: 1

      Now a "troll" mod and several more redundants. Do you have multiple accounts just for modding people down? You're even more petty and insecure than I realised..

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  3. English Class by Ironhandx · · Score: 0

    So THATS why I can't remember english lit at all...

  4. Man, I could use some of those by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a long-time insomniac, accustomed to waking up after an hour or two asleep, I would really like to know how to produce these "sleep spindles". Someone let me know when they figure out how to make them, rather than just observe them (don't worry, I'll be up).

    1. Re:Man, I could use some of those by asills · · Score: 1

      I'm a log time sleeping log, accustomed to 12 hours of uninterrupted sleep without any special effort. I've slept through a fire alarm in the dorm in college (completely sober), and the alarm was immediately outside my door (12 feet from me). At least as a light sleeper had it actually been a fire, you'd be alive and I'd be sleeping through burning.

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    2. Re:Man, I could use some of those by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LONG time sleeping log... sheesh.

    3. Re:Man, I could use some of those by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes I manage to sleep like a log. It almost killed me once, too. One time when I was younger, I ended up sleeping rather contentedly for a good long time because a gas main had broken in my neighborhood, and I had a head full of methane. I slept through the fire department banging on my door for a good ten minutes. Fortunately, my dear old mom came home from the store, found the neighborhood cordoned off, and insisted that the firemen come knock on the door some more.

      Now that I live on my own, I guess I'm gonna die if there's a gas leak. Ah, well. At least I'll get some rest.

    4. Re:Man, I could use some of those by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But maybe he sleeps more soundly as time goes, so that the difference between sleeping one hour or three hours is the same as between three hours and nine for him.

      Then I'd say he definitely sleeps in log-time.

    5. Re:Man, I could use some of those by Derosian · · Score: 1

      When you get an itch, thing about something else, when you feel like tossing and turning think about something you did during the day. Oh and get lots of excercise but not within 2 hours of when you want to sleep, if none of these things work. See a professional.

    6. Re:Man, I could use some of those by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Sleep spindles? How about sleep folds and sleep mutilations?

    7. Re:Man, I could use some of those by MoeDumb · · Score: 1

      "I would really like to know how to produce these "sleep spindles"." ((( Psst! Hey bud, sleep spindles here. $10 each, three for $25. )))

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    8. Re:Man, I could use some of those by AltairDusk · · Score: 1

      I've done the same thing, I actually had to double-check the username to make sure I didn't post that and just forget that I had...

  5. Maybe these people are good at imagining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    being back in a large lecture hall, chin cupped in hand while the distant professor pauses his thickly accented monologue to scrawl something illegible on the blackboard. While a spectacular fall day beckons outside the windows.

    1. Re:Maybe these people are good at imagining by nacturation · · Score: 1

      being back in a large lecture hall, chin cupped in hand while the distant professor pauses his thickly accented monologue to scrawl something illegible on the blackboard.

      It was really quite hypnotic?

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  6. Sleep? by confused+one · · Score: 1

    Wait... What? People sleep? Solidly? Damn, I need some of that.

  7. Throwback? by hedgemage · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Wouldn't being a sound sleeper be a liability in the Darwin game? I would think that waking up when there's unusual stimuli would be something helpful to keep from being lunch for a nocturnal predator.

    1. Re:Throwback? by TheLink · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I doubt it's a throwback - after all when in history/prehistory would sleeping like a log have been advantageous?

      Only in safe places would sleeping like a log be an advantage.

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    2. Re:Throwback? by grim4593 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not in a social environment where other people/animals are switching off being alert and acting as guards. It would make sleep more efficient.

    3. Re:Throwback? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prior to human development of a societal infrastructure to protect ourselves while sleeping...sure.

      How many generations have human beings been altering aspects of nature, and not just for ourselves?

      Seriously, the number of people who need to be woken up by external stimuli in the night is minimal compared to the number trying to avoid being awoken by extraneous ones.

    4. Re:Throwback? by theheadlessrabbit · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Wouldn't being a sound sleeper be a liability in the Darwin game? I would think that waking up when there's unusual stimuli would be something helpful to keep from being lunch for a nocturnal predator.

      Possibly, yes, but not everyone has this deep sleep ability, and humans are social animals. it is possible that a balance between deep sleepers and light sleepers offered other advantages. maybe the light sleepers would hear something, then wake the deep sleepers and they could all run away, while if it was a false alarm that woke the light sleepers in the tribe, the more rested heavy sleepers would still be up for a long days hunting...

      (thats probably not even close to being right, but its just an example of what could have been the case - where variety benefits both sides.)

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    5. Re:Throwback? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, but humans haven't had to worry about natural predators for something like 10,000 years or more.

      Also, people can be trained through repeated exposure to sleep through distractions (think military) so it's possible that the level of tolerance (or "spindles") a person has is not something they are born with forever.

    6. Re:Throwback? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe if you were on your own, but people rolled in tribes back then. watching out for the nocturnal predators was a job for the guys with delayed sleep phase syndrome

      i imagine that all the well-rested motherfuckers were better able to go out hunting in the morning

    7. Re:Throwback? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Sure, but humans haven't had to worry about natural predators for something like 10,000 years or more."

      Sounds like you've never spent a night in the woods.

      Or a night in a highway rest area.

      There are plenty of predators still out there. You just
      haven't been getting out enough, that's all.

    8. Re:Throwback? by jimmyswimmy · · Score: 1

      I wondered the same thing. Perhaps the benefits of greater memory consolidation (ability to remember dangerous situations/locations, places where food might be found) and higher IQ (potentially improved ability to obtain food, plan attacks and defenses) can outweigh the disadvantage of sleeping heavily (reduced ability to defend oneself when asleep).

      Alternatively, perhaps this capability has evolved more recently, since we moved away from the hunter-gatherer lifestyle and into fixed civilizations. Obviously not too recently or it would not be widespread. And obviously, of course, I am an armchair evolutionary biologist, speaking entirely from my ass. Still fun to think about it though.

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    9. Re:Throwback? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amusingly, you probably picked the one /.'er that doesn't apply to. I was raised in going back-woods camping with only tents for cover approx. every other month. I wouldn't call it overly dangerous. In my state, the only things you have to worry about are wild moose; bears and mountain lions are not common, easily scared, don't frequently attack humans, and are prevalent in relatively few regions.

      I guess there is always more room for concern of sexual predators & sodomy. But who travels alone anyway?

    10. Re:Throwback? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The article doesn't say it's a genetic thing, nor that it can't change within a person over time. I suspect it can; at least, a person can become a deep sleeper (and manipulate his sleeping style in other ways).

      I used to not sleep through anything. A loud noise, any light at all, and I couldn't sleep. Then I moved to my current apartment, and two times a week at 5AM the garbage man rolls a trash can by my window. If you've never heard it, trust me, it's loud. Sometimes he sings. In Spanish.

      I also have lots of windows in my apartment, and I was going to get hotel-style curtains to cover them because I hated light so much, but after a few months of forcing myself to sleep in that environment, I was eventually able to do it. And now I can sleep through anything. It's so convenient.

      The way the article describes it, it seems these spindles are just the brains way of dealing with stimuli when it doesn't want to transfer them to your active awareness. The more there are, the better your brain is at handling them.

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    11. Re:Throwback? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      When you're in a crowded place, like a small winter hut with lots of other warm bodies, it's a serious benefit: more sleep means you need less food in winter, and you're better rested for t he day's needs.

      People can also lean what sounds are "safe" and what requires "waking up right now": ask anyone who's babysat children for extended periods, or whose partner snores.

    12. Re:Throwback? by hedwards · · Score: 2, Funny

      Deep sleep is regenerative sleep. AFAIK it isn't related to memory at all, REM sleep is. I'm not sure scientifically, but it does seem that the less REM you get the better in terms of memory. My memory was definitely a lot better before I started with all the damned dreaming.

    13. Re:Throwback? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Light sleep = better guarding against predators

      Deep sleep = better healing from all kinds of injuries, from trivial stuff you're unaware of to serious wounds. Also better laying down of information (=learning)

    14. Re:Throwback? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only in safe places would sleeping like a log be an advantage.

      I think that was his point.

    15. Re:Throwback? by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Bull. What about that juvenile who comes by at 2 or 3 a.m. with a bump key and tries your locks? Is he a predator or not?

    16. Re:Throwback? by ghmh · · Score: 1

      But if you were really convincing your predator would go: Nothing useful here, just a log - let's try looking over there.

    17. Re:Throwback? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      He used the term "throwback", which from the context I took to mean "reversion to an ancestral or earlier type or character".

      Hence I'm wondering when in past the trait would have been advantageous.

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    18. Re:Throwback? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not unless he murders you. And it must happen regularly enough to influence natural selection, meaning that "heavy sleepers" are overwhelmingly disadvantaged in practice and killed before reproducing. It would be great if evolution allowed for things like humans popularly mutating to benefit from owl-like nightvision, but unfortunately things don't work that way.

    19. Re:Throwback? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't being a sound sleeper be ... helpful to keep from being lunch for a nocturnal predator.

      It could if you lived in the Jungle or Desert. Living in a tribe or village is different. The later favors memory and IQ, the former favors physique and gut instincts.

    20. Re:Throwback? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're assuming a solitary creature, something humans aint. For a group/social animal like ourselves, sleeping soundly is probably a positive advantage. While the sleepless are jumping at a passing hedgehog, a cricket crawling down their leg, hyenas in the distance, a fall of gentle rain, and the troops babies waking for a feed, I'm sleeping soundly in the knowledge someone will wake me if real danger approaches.

      In the morning, I wake up refreshed and bright eyed ready to go on a hunt and run rings round my sleep deprived, semi-halucinating bretherin. I also get to mate with the girls. My breath doesn't smell like a dung beetle took up residence from lack of sleep so they all want to try this funky new missionary position I've just invented.

    21. Re:Throwback? by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      'I was going to get hotel-style curtains to cover them because I hated light so much,...'

      Get a sleeping mask, it needs much less material.
      Also, order a tryout bag of ear plugs, so that you can try different models until you find one that fits. I tried 2 dozen until I found one that works for me.
      All ear plugs hurt in the beginning if you wear them for 8 hours or so, it needs at least 2 weeks until your ears are used to it.

      With mask and plugs I sleep through everything, anywhere in the world, airplanes and trains included.

    22. Re:Throwback? by cduffy · · Score: 2

      People can also lean what sounds are "safe" and what requires "waking up right now"

      ...and some sounds are just hardwired into the latter category.

      The fastest I've ever been awakened, and one of the larger adrenaline jolts I've had, was hearing a child's fear-of-death scream in the middle of the night while camping. Not at all like typical tantrum-style screaming (which, if it wakes me, leaves me in a groggy/annoyed state) -- this was like something grabbed my hindbrain and pulled me out of bed, fight-or-flight fully engaged.

      It turned out all was well (though there was some very genuine panic for several moments there -- the area had cougars)... but after that, not one of us got back to sleep.

    23. Re:Throwback? by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      Because we were tribal people. There only needed to be 1 watchdog to wake the others. I happen to be one of the sad saps with such wiring. If someone even so much as walks by the front of my house at 3am, I'm up patrolling the halls making sure everything is the way it should be. Those that were like me, suffered poor sleep so the rest of the village could be safe. Now I just suffer for no apparent reason. Come on superscience, fix me!

    24. Re:Throwback? by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Alternately, we recognize that our primitive ancestors weren't stupid, and came up with concepts like taking turns staying awake and looking out for trouble while everyone else slept.

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    25. Re:Throwback? by Xtifr · · Score: 1

      It depends. We're social animals, after all, and tend to gather in groups (tribes, packs, what have you). I remember hearing a study years ago of birds that line up on a branch (or wire)--the ones in the middle of the line all fall fully asleep, but the two birds at either end of the line will only fall half-asleep--literally. One half of their brain (and body) remains semi-alert, while the other half--the half adjacent to other birds--sleeps normally.

      Basically, if you're part of a group, you don't need to remain alert, as long as some members of the group do (and are able and willing to wake you if danger threatens). If sleep is beneficial, and deep sleep more so (which seems to be the case, even though we don't fully understand why yet), then this is just one more competitive advantage of group/pack/social behavior.

    26. Re:Throwback? by precariousgray · · Score: 1

      Sleeping through mundane, everyday sounds isn't quite the same as sleeping through a brick crashing through your window, or a predator ripping through the trees. There is a happy medium, not necessarily only one extreme or the other.

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    27. Re:Throwback? by knarf · · Score: 1

      to keep from being lunch for a nocturnal predator.

      <p class="concept_nazi"> That would be supper then as nocturnal predators are unlikely to be out for a meal around noon... </p>

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    28. Re:Throwback? by karnal · · Score: 1

      I actually do earplugs when going on trips with my wife - it seems that we both snore pretty good, but when I'm out of my environment I get pulled from sleep much easier. Earplugs rock. But I have still to find some that don't make my ears feel like crap in the morning; mainly feels like wax buildup etc.

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    29. Re:Throwback? by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      >> when in history/prehistory would sleeping like a log have been advantageous?

      In the forest, where you could blend in with all the other real logs. Duh.

    30. Re:Throwback? by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      anecdotal evidence here:
      I use a piece of cardboard taped to my evaporative cooler's grille to duct the air toward my bed at night. (just using the cooler as an expensive box fan in the window at the moment) Anyways, a few nights ago, the tape came loose and the cardboard came attacking down on top of me in the night. startled the bejebus out of me. however, coming out of deep REM being molested by some mystery object, it took me a mere fraction of a second to realize what it was.

      My point here is, that the brain seems to be able to assess threats when coming out of sleep very well, which IMOH is why alarm clocks don't work well for a lot of people, and so many people sleep like logs. Its because there environment precludes a need to NOT sleep that way.

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    31. Re:Throwback? by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      don't you just *LOVE* that feeling? you find yourself standing by your bed, hackles raised, heart pounding, adrenaline rushing, and the intelligent part of your brain finally wakes up and asks 'wait, what the hell are we doing?'

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    32. Re:Throwback? by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      That's what I thought when I saw this video

    33. Re:Throwback? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the human race grew up living in secluded areas (caves, houses), which eventually fell in to our sleeping patterns leading to us being ignorant of specific noises when sleeping.
      If we never, we would have almost certainly kept the older sleeping patterns from our ancestors.

      Most people aren't one or the other, most sit in between.
      Most people will ignore certain noises, but will wake instantly on some noises.
      A popular example is that someone will ignore, say, a vacuum cleaner on the other side of the door, but as soon as someone references them with something like "wake up", "you wakened?" or similar, they will wake. (personal experience from school days, and probably for a lot of others too)
      People get used to sounds that are important to them as they are surrounded by them for a while and just ignore others like general noise, rain, weather, vacuum cleaners, random TV crap, etc.
      "Important to them" also means their own survival, so if someone heard a bear growling, no doubt they'd waken instantly.

    34. Re:Throwback? by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

      If it's good enough for D&D adventurers, it's good enough for cavemen!

    35. Re:Throwback? by delinear · · Score: 1

      Even then our technology would bypass the evolutionary system - if heavy sleepers were being killed in their sleep we'd respond with better security systems. We're probably beyond the point of much natural evolution anymore (even disease and illness which we have not developed defences against tend to happen later in life after the genes have been passed on).

    36. Re:Throwback? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who knows? A possible advantage is that you don't wake up suddenly and possibly alert a predator that wasn't aware of your presence. Of course, I am only guessing.

    37. Re:Throwback? by bcrowell · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't being a sound sleeper be a liability in the Darwin game? I would think that waking up when there's unusual stimuli would be something helpful to keep from being lunch for a nocturnal predator.

      A human is a pretty big animal. There aren't a lot of predator species that will take down a human, and those that are big enough to prey on humans are usually not very numerous, because they're at the top of the food chain. I do a lot of backpacking in the Sierra, where black bears could theoretically kill and eat a human, but in reality black bears in real wilderness areas (as opposed to places developed enough to have toilets) tend to shy away from humans. If they manage to get your food while you have it out of your bear canister, they will defend it against your attempts to retrieve it, but that's typically about the extent of their aggression. Grizzlies (which are extinct in California) will sometimes bluff-charge a human to let them know who's boss, and rarely they will kill a human, but they're still a relatively minor threat statistically. (People hiking in grizzly country often bring special extra-strength pepper spray.)

      I would think that for stone-age hunter-gatherers, being poopy and not alert during the day would be a far bigger problem than risking getting eaten in their sleep by predators.

    38. Re:Throwback? by kgskgs · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily.

      Good sleepers might be at disadvantage for crawling predators. But when awake, they would feel fresh and will be able to focus better, run faster, have better reflexes, etc. giving them survival advantage.

      And we have not talked about hundreds of other effects of bad sleep on body, like increased risk of heart disease, etc.

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    39. Re:Throwback? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In lions, females are way more perceptive and easily waked. They wake the slumbering males if need be.

    40. Re:Throwback? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      If you were really convincing the mushrooms might start preying on you :).

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    41. Re:Throwback? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't you just *LOVE* that feeling? you find yourself standing by your bed, hackles raised, heart pounding, adrenaline rushing, and the intelligent part of your brain finally wakes up and asks 'wait, what the hell are we doing?'

      Actually, I've discovered that the intelligent part of your brain is up and ready too, but you don't start fixing memories right away, so you quickly forget what woke you. With practice, I've learned to keep in mind what woke me until I'm awake enough to remember it later. This was mainly because I needed to know if my own snoring woke me, but it works for other things too. Darn cat!

    42. Re:Throwback? by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      I used to have fishercats living in the woods outside my bedroom window. I now know what 'bloodcurdling' means...

      This has some recordings of their noise. (I haven't listened to them since I'm at work, so don't know how they compare to what I've heard)

    43. Re:Throwback? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      I'm in Alaska, we still have to worry about natural predators.

    44. Re:Throwback? by cduffy · · Score: 1

      I used to have fishercats living in the woods outside my bedroom window. I now know what 'bloodcurdling' means...

      This has some recordings of their noise. (I haven't listened to them since I'm at work, so don't know how they compare to what I've heard)

      In my case, the scream was in fact from a child in our group (trying to remember how old she would have been at the time... call it 4+/-2 to leave a generous margin); it didn't help that she wasn't immediately visible -- so there was a moment of panic thinking she'd left the tent and been attacked.

    45. Re:Throwback? by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      Ah, I see.

      And it turns out that it may well have been a red fox that kept me awake a few nights over the years...

  8. All Hail ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our thalamus blocking overlords !

  9. Might explain cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    A cat can sack out on a Ferrari engine running wide open just because it's warm and not wake up until they are in the next state.

    1. Re:Might explain cats by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

            Really?

            I had a kitten climb up into the engine compartment of a van once. I noticed an unusual sound while I was driving, but nothing that worried me. I drove about 30 miles before I stopped. I took a peak and found a very dirty, but otherwise unharmed, kitten. The sound I heard must have been it meowing during the whole drive. I still have no idea where it managed to perch itself without getting toasted, or more importantly (I guess), how it managed to hold on over some pretty rough roads.

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    2. Re:Might explain cats by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      You're lucky, or rather the kitten was, or perhaps I'm just not...

      The same sort of thing happened to me except I opened the hood to find the mangled bloody remains of a cat strewn about the engine...

      Since then I always bang the hood of my truck a few times before attempting to start it up to scare off any animals that may have used the engine a nice warm shelter for the night.

      Sometimes sleeping like a log can get you killed.

    3. Re:Might explain cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      KITTEN KILLER!

    4. Re:Might explain cats by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          That happened too when I was a kid, one winter. I wasn't there, but they finally told me later. One of my parents started the car, which was followed by an awful screech and thumping under the hood. Apparently the cat was curled up perfectly happy behind the radiator, where the fan is. The fan threw cat parts all over the place. After that, my parents usually beeped the horn once to scare off any animals that may be hiding in the engine compartment. Once in a while, you'd see a terrified cat run away from it.

          When I was old enough to start driving, I got in the habit of beeping the horn before starting too, at least at home. We were far enough out in rural nowhere, so no one would care (or even notice) a quick beep on the horn, regardless of the hour. In town or at neighbors houses, we didn't do it, so we didn't annoy people. :) That's where I picked up the kitten. Oddly enough, it wasn't winter, but as I remember it, it was summer, so the cat was probably trying to find a nice shady spot to sleep.

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    5. Re:Might explain cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I took a peak

      Peek, not peak.

  10. I can sleep through anything and so can my kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and I know why. My family specifically did this to (for) me, and I did it to (for) my kids.

    I made all kinds of noise when they were babies trying to sleep. I basically went on with my life and they learned to sleep with the extra noise. My bet is, that their brains started making this extra static to "cope" with the noise we made around them.

    Once, my daughter was 2 was fast asleep in the room opposite the living room where we were playing Top Gun on our home theatre with guests over. The guests were astonished, and we all walked into her room to see her sleeping away, even though glasses and things were vibrating off the coffee table in the other room.

    Like everything else, the body adapts.

    1. Re:I can sleep through anything and so can my kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Exactly. That's why I stick my niece with a knife ever so often to make sure she's impervious to sharp metal objects when she grew up.

    2. Re:I can sleep through anything and so can my kids by Renraku · · Score: 1

      You're not too far off center here. The brain is remarkably adaptable in this sense. It has been my experience that if I go to sleep in a slightly noisy area (nap in my car in the parking lot, for example) then I'm quite hard to wake up. If I fall asleep in total silence, I'm easy to wake up.

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    3. Re:I can sleep through anything and so can my kids by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Hm, thiscould perhaps explain things; considering how, for a long time, I slept essentially in a hallway. Not really that great though - alarm clocks hardly ever work and naps in random places can get nervous.

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  11. thanks for posting by marketmpb · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I wonder why I cant sleep after an exciting TV show for an exciting marketing blog check out http://marketmpb.blogspot.com/ matt

    1. Re:thanks for posting by daveime · · Score: 1

      If I'd invested all my money into various online "marketing" / get-rich-quick schemes, and was constantly worried I was never going to see it again, I don't think I could sleep either.

    2. Re:thanks for posting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also scum-of-the-earth spammers probably don't get much sleep because they know their soul is doomed.

  12. IIRC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm... I think I had these (sleep spindles) when I was younger.

    1. Re:IIRC by MachDelta · · Score: 1

      Had? You probably still have them. Most adults do anyways.

  13. Not so awesome as you might think by jimmyswimmy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm one of those log-sleepers.  In college I slept through fire alarms regularly despite the fact that one of the sounders was located in front of my door.  I have never been able to use an alarm clock to wake up reliably, despite locating the clockS across the room so I would have to get up to turn them off - if they bothered me enough to turn them off, I would actually get out of bed, actually switch them off, and go back to sleep - all without remembering.  The second night the baby was home, sleeping in a bassinet next to my bed (six feet away), my wife was pissed at me the whole next day until I finally asked her what was wrong; apparently the baby started screaming, I sat up in bed, pointed at the baby, asked my wife "Why don't you do something about that kid screaming?", laid back down and went back to sleep - I remember none of this.  I can sleep with the lights on or off, although the only thing that actually does wake me is bright light when I've been conditioned to have none.

    On the face of it it is far more of a curse than a blessing.  Sleep is a black hole out of my life from which nothing wakes me (I have woken in the morning on the floor after my wife tried to push me out of bed to get me to take care of the baby back before she realized it wasn't going to happen).  I generally don't even remember my dreams although I know I have them.  As a result I so dislike sleep that I put it off as long as possible and have a light shining in my eye to wake me up in the morning.

    On the upside, as the article says, people with this deep sleeping capability (perhaps such as I have) tend to have good memories and above average IQ.  So maybe there's a good part to this.  But I wish there were room for balance.

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    1. Re:Not so awesome as you might think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me, I have problems getting to sleep, and problems waking up. I agree, it's not exactly a good thing when I sleep through the alarm clock that wakes up my roommates down the hall.

    2. Re:Not so awesome as you might think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah well, pity me - I cannot get to sleep (late onset insomnoia), so I routinely toss and turn till 4am with every little thing keeping me awake. But when I do finally get to sleep (qround dawn) NOTHING can wake me (similar to you with your alarms). This absolute ability to wake me up has cost me jobs (from constantly being late). Sometimes, I actually skip nights sleep if I have a meeting in the morning because I know that if I do fall asleep I'l be waking up at midday with that "uh-oh" feeling. Every weekend I end up sleeping nearly all day because I am so chronically sleep deprived.

    3. Re:Not so awesome as you might think by Emonair · · Score: 5, Funny

      Two words for your wife... cattle prod

    4. Re:Not so awesome as you might think by tool462 · · Score: 1

      Your description matches my experience almost exactly, though the negative effects haven't been as pronounced for me. I've found having a fairly consistent wake-up schedule helps. Once I get into a routine and am in the habit of waking up at a certain time, I'll keep doing so regardless of when I go to sleep.

      It was worst in college, when I had absolutely no set schedule. I would do just what you do, sleep through my alarm even though it was on buzzer or staticy country music at full volume for 2 hours straight. If it was within arms reach, I would turn the alarm off (not snooze, off), and have no recollection of doing so. Apparently I will also answer the phone and be coherent enough to convince the other person I'm awake. I've signed up for long distance service, credit protection service, and agreed to at least one job interview in my sleep without being conscious of it. I've lost one job because of it. I also missed a lot of class time, but those supposed IQ and memory benefits must have helped, since I did manage to graduate with good grades. I almost slept through my hotel room being broken into, but breaking glass is a novel enough sound that I did wake up then.

      This sounds pretty bad, but none of those bad things has had any lasting effect, and I've worked my life around it. My job is flexible about hours, so I tend to come in later and work later than others. My wife is also flexible, so I'd tend to handle the late night baby problems like 2am feedings and what not, while she'd take the mornings.

      The pluses have had a much stronger effect, and I take full advantage of them. I can sleep anywhere, any time. I rarely experience jet lag. I slept for 16 hours straight on a flight from LA to Sydney, and woke up at 6am Sydney time well rested and ready to go. I know a good many people who are unable to sleep when they are stressed, uncomfortable, or in a noisy or bright environment. I don't have a problem with any of those. In particular for stressful days, I know that once I fall asleep, I'll wake up stress-free the next morning.

    5. Re:Not so awesome as you might think by chichilalescu · · Score: 1

      My wife also complains sometimes that I sleep like a log. I doubt I'm comparable to you.
      But anyway, if I was you, I would first try to have regular sleeping hours (don't put it off), and then talk to a psychologist or something. You should be able to condition yourself to wake up with a particular stimulus.
      Anyway, glad to hear your wife understands. Good luck.

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    6. Re:Not so awesome as you might think by yuriks · · Score: 1

      I'm a similar heavy sleeper on the mornings. No amount of alarm clocks will wake me up, but a good shine on the face will do the job. Sometimes. However I suspect my body has entered this state to deal with my chronic sleep deprivation. I have what I think are signs of extremely week will. I will procrastinate on the PC for hours at end, always putting off sleep. Even if I'm tired, barely able to keep myself awake I'll put off sleeping. It feels like an addiction. My attendance rate last semester was near 50% because I would sleep through the mornings most of the time, no matter what I tried to wake up. And the sleep just kept piling up until one day I'd just skip sleep and sleep in the afternoon the next day, reseting my sleep timings until they drifted again. And here I am at 3am on slashdot. :(

    7. Re:Not so awesome as you might think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can verify this from the opposite perspective, I wake up very easily. I once woke up because there was a flicker of light coming thorugh the crack between my curtains. Turns out my house was on fire. I put it out before any damage was done. What is a real blessing is that within 5 minutes of waking up I can instantly fall asleep again. This means I can sleep all day and also not be at risk like these log sleepers

    8. Re:Not so awesome as you might think by priegog · · Score: 1

      I, on the other hand, are a super-light sleeper. It is ridiculous the kind of stuff I have to through to be able to get a full night's sleep. If someone in the house so much as gets up from bed (to say, go the bathroom), I WILL wake up (it doesn't take me too long to fall back asleep, but still... my room is pretty isolated from EVERYTHING {2 closed doors to the nearest bathroom away}, and it's not like we have wooden floors for this to be justified; we have a carpet). Even though I live on a 7th floor and my windows are soundproof (well, actually thermally isolating but it's about the same, 2 sheets of glass), some fridays and saturdays I need to put on earplugs to be able to sleep from the noise in the streets from the parties and whatnot (sleeping with the windows open is, of course, impossible... or I'll have to put earplugs to do so). To sleep I need absolute silence, and absolute darkness. In my place, I am almost invariably the last one to go to bed and the first one to wake up, just because it is almost impossible for me to sleep through people going about their business. For this, even earplugs are not enough. I can "feel" their footsteps around the place (I doubt that I actually FEEL them, but the sound of footsteps is so low-frequency that earplugs can't stop it). And lastly, trying to spend a night with someone is an ordeal that ends up with me sleeping 4 or 5 hours at the most (out of sheer exhaustion), and me waking up several times to be on the computer, reading, etc... or just to move the girl to stop her from breathing a particularly noisy way, reclaim space, etc... So I worry what my future holds for me if I ever wish to live with a woman... I'm REALLY counting on the human brain's capacity to adapt to most situations, or otherwise I'm screwed...

      So now you see, the grass seems to always be greener on the other side :P

    9. Re:Not so awesome as you might think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You joke (those things fucking hurt!) but a weaker electrocution probably is the very best way to wake up somebody like this.

    10. Re:Not so awesome as you might think by ledow · · Score: 1

      You need to buy an alarm clock that has a light. Problem solved.

    11. Re:Not so awesome as you might think by agw · · Score: 1

      You can't have what the article describes. If you woke up because the baby cried and talked to you wife, that means you actually got the sensory information about the crying baby.

    12. Re:Not so awesome as you might think by spaceman375 · · Score: 1

      Not remembering dreams well indicates a deficiency in vitamin B6 and or Zinc. Try taking 40 or 50 milligrams of each every morning or at lunch. It takes zinc about 3-4 days to build up a serum level, so give it a good week before deciding if it helps. REM sleep (dreaming) is a more awake state than deep theta. At least more dreaming can make sleep more fun.

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    13. Re:Not so awesome as you might think by MetricT · · Score: 1

      I'm a log-sleeper too, with the added disadvantage of being hard of hearing too. My bedroom has two alarm clocks, a radio on top volume attached to a timer, and two 200-watt lights over my head, and even if I get a full 8 hours of sleep it still regularly takes 15-20 minutes of all that for me to wake up.

      I have nothing to add, other than it's nice to know that it's not just me, I'm not broken or anything, there are other people out there who experience the same thing.

    14. Re:Not so awesome as you might think by crypticwun · · Score: 1

      Do you snore or have other signs of sleep apnea? I am a heavy sleeper, but when my apnea was left untreated my sleep behavior was exactly like you described above.

    15. Re:Not so awesome as you might think by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 2, Interesting

      or do what i did, buy a heat lamp shade from the hardware store (polished metal cone with a light socket in it) put a 100 watt bulb in it and hook it to a cheep wall wart timer synced with my alarm clock, and aimed the whole apparatus at my bed.. it clicks on just before my alarm clock and is about like suddenly being flung out of a cave into noonday sunlight, but it does the trick.

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    16. Re:Not so awesome as you might think by demi · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I wanted to point out to the GP that what he describes is not "sleeping like a log." I'm not sure what it is, but, like the person who's signing up for credit cards "in their sleep", then it's not sound sleeping, it's some variation on sleepwalking or something. Not being able to wake up and deal with things like falling out of bed, wetting oneself, emergencies, and that kind of thing--that's a pathology, if genuine. Not relevant to the subject of the article.

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    17. Re:Not so awesome as you might think by delinear · · Score: 1

      It's probably also a good way to get punched in the face by someone who is in a deep sleep and is suddenly electro-shocked awake.

    18. Re:Not so awesome as you might think by jimmyswimmy · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting point, actually, although it's one of only a small handful of such examples. Normally she says I don't even change my breathing.

      I had an EEG when I was a kid. Went looking around for the few pages of it they gave me to see if I could notice any similarities between it and the excerpt shown in TFA. Although I doubt I could reliably make such a comparison, it would be interesting to look at again.

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    19. Re:Not so awesome as you might think by jimmyswimmy · · Score: 1

      I have one - it doesn't work very well in the summertime! And it's so gradual (because it's trying to be nice) that it's not the kind of shock that I need. Instead what I need to do is, as the sibling suggests, get a heat lamp and hook it to a timer outlet. Or maybe just a regular lamp so I don't burn down the house.

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    20. Re:Not so awesome as you might think by jimmyswimmy · · Score: 1

      My wife is like that. It's an interesting juxtaposition. She says she wakes up every hour, checks the time on the clock, and then goes back to sleep. She can fall asleep in seconds once she's relaxed so it doesn't trouble her. It seems to take me quite some time to go down. Unfortunately (well, fortunately at the moment) it seems the baby inherited my sleeping skills.

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    21. Re:Not so awesome as you might think by jimmyswimmy · · Score: 1

      This is the most interesting suggestion I have read, and I hadn't seen this elsewhere. I remember reading once that "B vitamins would give me more energy" so I tried it by taking a "B complex" vitamin. It did the opposite, plus turned my pee neon yellow (that was kind of fun), but it really made me logy in the AM. I just read a few things which supported what you suggest, but I'll have to do more research before trying that again.

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    22. Re:Not so awesome as you might think by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

      I think I'm 50-50 on this. Some nights the slightest sound keeps me awake, othertimes I could sleep through an explosion. I guess it all depends on how sleep deprived I am, because after several nights being kept awake I WILL sleep like a log.

    23. Re:Not so awesome as you might think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt that GP's symptoms are indicative of the kind of deep sleep mentioned in TFA since he can still react to stimuli, albeit in a way that suggests he's not quite entirely "there", whereas the article talks about internal noise preventing stimuli from being processed at all.
      Oh, and I don't see why TFS says "lucky". It's almost impossible to get and keep a job when you suffer from this. Even if you keep your sleep schedule as strict as you can, every now and then you've expended a little more energy or something and your body goes "that alarm clock can go fuck itself" and stays down for another four hours or so.

    24. Re:Not so awesome as you might think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the idea was to use the cattle prod on his wife, works wonders to get them to stop whining

    25. Re:Not so awesome as you might think by anonymousNR · · Score: 1

      in my house its exactly the opposite, I am light sleeper, and my wife is a heavy(log) sleeper.
      and yeah the initial baby nights were difficult.

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    26. Re:Not so awesome as you might think by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Lethargy is a typical reaction for a B-complex overdose (many nutrient overdoses have essentially the same effect as extreme deficiency, due to setting up an imbalance vs other nutrients). Most vitamins out there today are not very balanced. What you want is one that lists somewhere near 100% to no more than 200% of the RDA for each -- NO megadosing.

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    27. Re:Not so awesome as you might think by alexo · · Score: 1

      Just B6 or any other Bs as well?

  14. Oblig Beavis & Butt-head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude, I totally agree. After a good nights rest,
    I always wake up with a "sleep spindle".

    (He-he... he-he... he said "sleep spindle".)

  15. Family Reunion Tool by davegravy · · Score: 1

    [quote]
    some lucky people have an extra helping of a certain kind of brain static that essentially blocks out noise and other stimuli
    [/quote]

    Time now to invent an implanted device which generates such static... perfect for when the mother-in-law is visiting.

  16. brain #~ cat /dev/ears | /dev/null & by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

    Works every time

    1. Re:brain #~ cat /dev/ears | /dev/null & by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      touch; finger :)

    2. Re:brain #~ cat /dev/ears | /dev/null & by laddiebuck · · Score: 1

      /dev/null is a file, not a program. So:
      > /dev/null

      Not that your example would do anything, it's just reading from a device. Your analogy probably wanted to be:
      cat /dev/zero > /dev/ears

      This is slashdot, do it right.

  17. I used to have trouble falling asleep by nido · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My memories of going to sleep as a child are of tossing and turning every night in bed.

    My parents bought my brother a waterbed when he outgrew his twin bed. I thought I'd fall asleep quicker in a waterbed than my old mattress, so I pestered my parents endlessly until they relented and bought me a waterbed too. It didn't help.

    I learned about self-hypnosis, lucid dreaming, and "mental imagery" when I was 17 years old. One style of self-hypnosis calls for relaxing the physical body, then relaxing the mind. I was fascinated by the prospects of "internal senses".

    I tried to relax in chairs and on the bed (such as for a "nap") as best I could, but the only relaxation I experienced was fleeting. I'd feel good for a half a second, then I'd notice feeling good and I'd pop out of the relaxation and be stuck in my overly tense body once again.

    Some of the web pages on dreaming (1999 or so) and books that I read talked about a "drifty-dreamy" hypnagogic state between sleep and wakefulness. I tried to relax as best I could in bed. I always passed out before I noticed anything.

    I left for college the next year, and developed something like lupus (lots of inflammation). I thought I had an RSI, but the P.A. and M.D. at the campus health center said there was nothing wrong with me that a little exercise wouldn't fix. I didn't believe them, so I started my own search for answers.

    Many years passed, and I eventually I ended up in the hands of a capable Osteopath who specialized in hands-on therapy. I told him my story: head trauma when I was 17 y.o., swelling and pain in forearms, etc. He did his thing, and over a course of about a year he gradually helped my body's structures move back into their proper place.

    Other disciplines look at a bone that's out of place as if it's a problem. One maxim from early Osteopathy was that "muscles move bones, and nerves control muscles". So rather than directly popping a bone back into place, a skilled osteopath will evaluate a patient to see what causes a structure to be malpositioned.

    The good doctor likened a case such as mine to peeling an onion: stored trauma comes off a layer at a time.

    One night after a few months of regular treatments, I opened my mouth to brush my teeth and noticed that the constant clicking noise in my jaw (TMJ) was no longer present. I opened and closed my mouth a few times in disbelief. The clicking had been with me for about four years at that point...

    I also noticed that I no longer had to "try" to relax in bed before I passed out - most nights I quickly fell asleep.

    Good sleep comes from having a balanced body, and hands-on therapies are one way to restore balance. There are others that I've found useful, but that's a much longer post.

    Attention Insomniacs: Watch for my replies in this thread & story - I'll try to get some more information online shortly. I just want to get this comment posted while the story is still fresh. :)

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    1. Re:I used to have trouble falling asleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Good sleep comes from having a balanced body, and hands-on therapies are one way to restore balance.

      Yeah, I find masturbation can help me sleep sometimes too.

    2. Re:I used to have trouble falling asleep by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      One style of self-hypnosis calls for relaxing the physical body, then relaxing the mind.

      My grade school science teacher used to be a psychologist and worked in a locked down mental ward.
      I think it was in 5th grade that he had us all lie down and walked us through progressive muscle relaxation.
      A few kids fell asleep, and a few kids were hypnotized. He had them cluck like chickens, then woke everyone up and continued with the lesson.

      PMR works like a charm for most people.
      Relaxing your body naturally leads to a relaxed mind.

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    3. Re:I used to have trouble falling asleep by nido · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, I find masturbation can help me sleep sometimes too.

      Sex usually helps more than masturbation. If you can get it... I personally couldn't get laid until after my Osteopathic experience.

      About 3.5 years ago I had a rather intuitive insight, and pulled a proverbial needle out of a haystack. That is, the intuition suggested I do something that I hadn't ever done before. I followed the suggestion & met the girl.

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    4. Re:I used to have trouble falling asleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was a very good comment, thank you very much! I'll keep watching this thread :)

    5. Re:I used to have trouble falling asleep by nido · · Score: 0

      PMR [Progressive Muscle Relaxation] works like a charm for most people.
      Relaxing your body naturally leads to a relaxed mind.

      Exactly. I spent hundreds of hours reading all about the benefits of relaxation. I spent dozens of hours "trying" to relax, but nothing worked.

      My mother found a woman who did "trigger point therapy" about 2.5 years after my head trauma experience. Trigger points are places on the body with a sharp, distinct pain. The "therapist" held these points - mostly on my back - for a time until they released and the pain disappeared.

      About 1/2 way through the second session (saw her 3x over a spring break), my body just shut down and I "melted" into the massage table. Sweet, blissful relaxation! I relaxed completely again during the third session. Ahh, relief at last!

      The first week back at teh college had a profound change from my lackluster relaxation/dreaming accomplishments: I started to wake from the most intense dreams I'd ever had.

      I had been attempting to remember my dreams for about 2.5 years at that point, but all I could remember were vague hints of my dreams of the night before. After the trigger-point induced relaxation, I woke up feeling good, and I was able to lay in bed to revel in sweet magic dreams.

      After a week of waking from blissful dream recollection, I decided to start writing in my dream journal again. That's the only dream I still remember. It was also the last intense dream I had until I figured out the rest of my puzzle...

      That night I laid in bed and attempted to progressively relax, as was my usual custom for tricking my body into falling asleep. But this time something different happened, and instead of passing out my body relaxed and I started to experience the fabled "hypnagogic imagery" (I say 'fabled' because this was something I'd read about many times for many years, but had never personally experienced). These were sort of like green ribbons - a plasma light show. As someone who'd never experienced such before, it was a spectacular experience.

      So yes, progressive relaxation is great, if you can do it. While the trigger point therapy helped me once for a week, I couldn't get a repeat performance from the same therapist the following summer. I tried other massage therapists, and while some helped me attain states of fleeting relaxation, at-will relaxation was elusive until I started an exercise program to go with the "device" (see the store link on my website).

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    6. Re:I used to have trouble falling asleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, I had the exact same problem as you for years now, didn't know what was wrong. Now I do.

    7. Re:I used to have trouble falling asleep by nido · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      While knowing is half the battle, I didn't have time to write a full explanation about what to do. I'd refer you to my ebooks, but I'm redoing my website with the Wordpress blogging software and haven't gotten those re-posted for sale. Insomniacs may be interested in my Radial Appliance site, http://radialappliance.teslabox.com/ (get the free reports sent via email).

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    8. Re:I used to have trouble falling asleep by daveime · · Score: 4, Funny

      And after carefully reading the instructions, and inflating to the correct PSI, they lived happily ever after. The End.

    9. Re:I used to have trouble falling asleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh man, I had nearly the exact same difficulty sleeping. Like you, I tried a number of different therapies before I found one that worked.

      At first I tried ordinary Western allopathic medicine, but the wait at the "doctor's" office was too long, so I left before he saw me. So that therapy didn't work at all.

      On the way home I passed by a guy offering free personality tests, and long story short I ended up trying Scientology for a while. I got a touch-assist or two, but that didn't work very well, but as I started to climb the Ladder of Ultimate Knowledge things started to get better and better. Anyway that worked for about eighteen months until I had an unfortunate 'shroom flashback right before I became Clear. Well, it turns out that becoming Clear is usually good, but combining that with the 'shroom flashback did nothing but piss off all my volcanic body Thetans. Then my problem came back with a vengeance, let me tell you. That also gave me chronic gas which didn't go away for six months.

      Anyway at this point I figured Scientology was not the solution to my problem, and just as I was beginning to despair I discovered this wonderful guy who is a practitioner of Voodupuncture. His name is Vinz Clortho, I have his card here somewhere and if you hold on until my next post I'll give you his email address. Anyway Voodupuncture is really awesome because after the initial consult, there's no additional appointments or anything. Vinz just pokes a Voodoo doll of you full of acupuncture needles and he sends you an email or a text when he's doing it so you know when you're supposed to feel better. Around this time I was working as a golf caddy out at Highland Springs and let me tell you it was pretty awesome for about two and a half months, and I figured, you know, hey, fuck those Thetans, Voodupuncture is the way to go.

      After a night of mescaline and intense Googling, I finally found the ultimate solution to my problem, which is called Realignment Therapy. After I found a good Realignment Therapist, she told me that I had been living for years with a Rotated Lower Intestine (RLI). See, most people don't realize this, but your lower intestine can get rotated - you know, twisted a little bit. Because it's just twisted and not knotted or anything, stupid Western doctors have trouble seeing this on an X-ray. But anyway this is the cause of all kinds of health problems - hair loss, Vitamin D deficiency, psoriasis, ovarian displacement, and erectile dysfunction (in men) are the major ones. One of the minor problems is insomnia, and I guess that's what my problem was. I had a pretty major rotation - five degrees off normal!

      So I started seeing my Realignment Therapist twice a week, and it's sort of nice and relaxing. What she does is that I lay down on a table and she puts a stick of incense in my asshole (just enough so it sticks straight up) and then she lights it while playing Warren Zevon music on the sound system at her place. I guess she's done some experiments, and Leftward Intestinal Torsion responds best to Werewolves of London (had it been Clockwise Intestinal Torsion, she would have used vanilla incense and played Three's Company reruns). Anyway ever since I've started seeing her my intestinal rotation is down to three degrees and I sleep like a baby!

      Attention Insomniacs: Watch for my replies in this thread & story - I'll try to get some more information online shortly. I just want to get this comment posted while the story is still fresh. :)

    10. Re:I used to have trouble falling asleep by simoncpu+was+here · · Score: 2, Informative

      I know this a troll, but this is very true. Our bodies produce proloactin and oxytocin after sex so we fall asleep afterwards. They're our bodies' natural sleeping pill.

    11. Re:I used to have trouble falling asleep by nacturation · · Score: 3, Insightful

      About 3.5 years ago I had a rather intuitive insight, and pulled a proverbial needle out of a haystack. That is, the intuition suggested I do something that I hadn't ever done before. I followed the suggestion & met the girl.

      Did you trim the haystack so that she could find your needle?

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    12. Re:I used to have trouble falling asleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I noticed that your blog's tagline is "geniuses think in their own kind of box"

      just wanted to let you know my tagline: "geniuses don't have to call themselves geniuses"

    13. Re:I used to have trouble falling asleep by EdIII · · Score: 2, Interesting

      and books that I read talked about a "drifty-dreamy" hypnagogic state between sleep and wakefulness.

      I suffered from hypnagogic hallucinations for about a year. That and narcolepsy. All of this was brought on by extreme sleep deprivation due to a rather severe case of multi-symptom insomnia.

      The interesting thing about them, the hypnagogic hallucinations, is that you really feel like you are two places at one time. For me it was like a split consciousness. I would be coding at my computer in the morning, fully aware of what I was doing and my environment, yet at the same time I would be in another dimension interacting and doing my own thing there. I think it would have to be very close to lucid dreaming. It was exceedingly strange at some points. Walking down office hallways in one part of my mind, and at the same time being an eagle and flying across the desert. Some of the hallucinations were even more esoteric and had no frame of reference at all.

      I know that sounds bat shit crazy, and yet I did not seek any help for it at all. I figured it was because I was exhausted and getting maybe 8-9 hours of sleep per week. I had too much stuff to do and no health insurance, no time for a doctor anyways, so I just kept pushing on. It never interfered with my work, or my ability to interact with co-workers, and I never had a problem differentiating the dreams from reality, so I just said, "fuck it". Besides, it made the mornings very interesting. Very. Interesting. It never usually lasted past noon.

      A few years later when I finally received medical attention for my sleeping problems the doctor explained that it was my brains defense mechanism because I was receiving practically zero REM sleep at all during the small amounts of time I was sleeping. My brain decided it was going to start dreaming one way or the other.

      Every time I sleep now I get at least 5 hours of normal sleep now. So all of that other stuff went away. I still miss it sometimes though. Hollywood could not hold a candle to the shit my brain came up with some mornings.

    14. Re:I used to have trouble falling asleep by YourExperiment · · Score: 3, Funny

      tl;fa

    15. Re:I used to have trouble falling asleep by sakdoctor · · Score: 1

      Change from a depth first search, to a breasts first search?

    16. Re:I used to have trouble falling asleep by nido · · Score: 1

      I noticed that your blog's tagline is "geniuses think in their own kind of box"

      just wanted to let you know my tagline: "geniuses don't have to call themselves geniuses"

      The site is supposed to be about the structure of genius, how Tesla and others were able to leap above mediocrity. Or something like that.

      While I bought the domain name 7 years ago, I didn't do any site development until a year ago, and I just installed Wordpress last month. I don't want to be presumptuous, and have been considering alternate taglines.

      But then again, I told a woman yesterday about my idea for the Enterprise and she thought that it was frickin' brilliant. She knows someone who's son is relatively high up on an aircraft carrier's chain of command, so I'm hoping to get some feedback from a Navy guy soon.

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    17. Re:I used to have trouble falling asleep by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 0

      Wow. thats all i can say.

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    18. Re:I used to have trouble falling asleep by xenapan · · Score: 1

      Thats really interesting... my shoulders click too as does my wrist and elbow along with my jaw. Definitely something I need to look into.

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    19. Re:I used to have trouble falling asleep by rdnetto · · Score: 1

      What was the suggestion, if you don't mind me asking. Could be useful to some of us as well.

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    20. Re:I used to have trouble falling asleep by nido · · Score: 1

      Thought I replied to this yesterday, but I guess I forgot to click 'submit'.

      My inspiration to take action wasn't a 'suggestion' as you would typically think. It was a sudden flash of intuition. I did something I'd never done before, and have reaped the benefits of doing so.

      Everyone has intuitive insights all the time - it's just whether we pay attention to them or not that makes the difference. I'd pimp my special report here (Napolean Hill said "Free advice is worth exactly what you pay for it"), but slashdot moderators only appreciate free info/links, and I don't have my new shopping cart up yet anyways.

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    21. Re:I used to have trouble falling asleep by nido · · Score: 1

      I bet you could learn to get a similar effect without the binge drinking. The Gnaural software (mentioned in this story) might be helpful.

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  18. Obligatory TNG Quote by HTRednek · · Score: 1

    Sleep... Data...

    1. Re:Obligatory TNG Quote by SoonerSkeene · · Score: 1

      "Truthfully, Jean-Luc, I've been entirely preoccupied by a most frightening experience of my own. A couple of hours ago, I realized that my body was no longer functioning properly. I felt weak. I could no longer stand. The life was oozing out of me. I lost consciousness."

      - "You fell asleep."

  19. Selective? by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

    Hm. I have something like this: If I am persistently disturbed while I am trying to sleep (for example, by construction noise or loud music nearby), I will often fall into a super-deep sleep that lasts a minimum of 3 or 4 hours.

    So the noise will wake me up a few times, but then my brain seems to switch off outside stimuli and go into hibernation.

    This plus snooze-alarm is a very bad combination.

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  20. Not a good mutation to have... by macraig · · Score: 1

    ... if you find yourself, say, in a post-Apocalyptic predicament and need to return to hunting and gathering and living less protected. Being able to wake up when something goes bump in the night could be the difference between seeing another sunrise or not.

  21. Long, movie-ish dreams? by British · · Score: 1

    Every 7-8 months or so, I experience a dream that seems to last 3 or 4 hours, and seems like it was written like a well-made movie. I wake up out of it, thinking a long time has passed, and it's only 3-4 hours elapsed. Other, ordinary dreams seem dull in comparison and run me through the whole night.

    Is there a name for said type of dream?

    1. Re:Long, movie-ish dreams? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      It's doubtful that any dream lasts 3 or 4 hours, given that the average sleep cycle is only 2-4 hours and REM is only a small portion of that. Dreams exist in a realm that doesn't obey the normal laws of time and space.

    2. Re:Long, movie-ish dreams? by danhm · · Score: 2, Funny

      Inception.

  22. Too bad they didn't take light into account too by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

    I can sleep through almost any sound, but the slightest bit of light wakes me right up(which is why I usually end up getting up at sunrise). I wonder if the parts of the brain that wake people up when they hear sounds are responsible for waking them up in response to increases in light.

    1. Re:Too bad they didn't take light into account too by hedwards · · Score: 1

      That would be your circadian rhythm acting up, or a part of it. I've used it to my advantage in the past with a daybreak simulator, which gently ups the light intensity to mimic the natural sunrise. I think it was roughly a sign wave IIRC.

    2. Re:Too bad they didn't take light into account too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only real issues I have are with the researchers shaking my shoulder, asking me if I'm "...asleep now?"

    3. Re:Too bad they didn't take light into account too by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I wake up at sunrise year-round, even if my sleeping space is still totally dark. Always been a morning person, if I get even half the sleep I need. I'm also a very light sleeper, but with a fairly good stimulus filter -- chaos over yonder won't bother me, but if it touches anything of mnie I'm instantly awake.

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  23. I always hear voices? by failedlogic · · Score: 1

    I live in a big city apartment in the downtown core. I can generally sleep through anything. The thing I notice though is that human voices will always wake me up.

    I don't live far away from the fire department, so I'm quite sure that sirens are going off at all hours of the night but I never hear them while I'm sleeping. I find that even though its much quieter, people talking, screaming or even faint whispering (like my alarm radio starting to turn on) is enough to wake me up.

    I noticed this after the last few nights where its been relatively silent and then at 2 or 3 in the morning I'll hear my neighbors talking or listening to their TV. I usually wake up in the middle of the night, so its possible they were also talking for a while and I didn't hear it.

    Just a thought for other insomniacs, light sleepers who can't get anything done:
    I have a diagnosed sleep disorder and take medication for it. I've always been a light sleeper and for a while I considered myself an insomniac. In the last few weeks of trying different things (after years! of failed attempts), I'm finding that if I force myself to go to sleep 2 hours earlier and wake up 2 hours earlier (effectively instead of waking up for 7 am, I wake up at 5 am, I have a better day. I have more time in the morning to do other tasks or workout and I feel more productive during the day. I find reading something really boring for 15 minutes helps me sleep too.

  24. Cool by 800DeadCCs · · Score: 1

    So there's a real, scientific reason why I sleep through things like...

    Hurricanes; tornadoes; multiple 747's, 777's, and other misc. big aircraft coming in to land right over me; gunfire; noon sun shining on my face...
    Now if only they could find why I'm almost hyper at 3am, and that I like it.

    1. Re:Cool by Robert+Zenz · · Score: 1

      Where the hell do you live?!

  25. Can't sleep by PPH · · Score: 5, Funny

    Clown will eat me.

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    1. Re:Can't sleep by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      If you should die before you wake... hahahaHAHAHAHOOHOHOOHAHAHAHA!!!

  26. Not Cool by uncholowapo · · Score: 0

    Being a victim of insomnia, I am really hating on the people that get a good nights rest AND have better IQ's. Basically their telling me that just because I don't sleep, that I'm an idiot. Well, I'll have you know sir, that I made a 3 on my AP Language Arts Test. And that's without falling asleep on the reading portion...

  27. but you have a Cool UID by nido · · Score: 1

    > uncholowapo (1666661)

    I've seen some good UID #'s, but ... wow. How did you get it?

    And doesn't your palindromic UID make up for the insomnia somehow?

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  28. Good research, bad conclusion by dj_tla · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is an interesting study, but the conclusion it appears to draw is erroneous at best.

    Take this quote, from one of the study's investigators: "During sleep, our neurons are busy doing very complicated processing, including, this study shows, generating sleep spindles to protect us from being awoken from noises in the environment."

    EEG is such a broad average that it tells us very little about what the brain is doing, just like looking at the NASDAQ doesn't tell you very much about how one company or a group of companies are doing. To suggest that our brain is "generating sleep spindles" is myopic; sleep spindles are a symptom of what the brain is doing during sleep: replaying memories temporarily held in the hippocampus and consolidating then into cortex.

    The correlation between producing lots of "sleep spindles" and having relatively good memory makes sense in this light, as does being hard to wake up during sleep, as a brain that's attending to memory consolidation won't be as sensitive to external stimuli (just like when you're concentrating while conscious). But to suggest that sleep spindles function to protect us from noises in the environment makes no sense at all. Evolutionarily, it's more advantageous to wake up when you are being attacked, or are otherwise in peril. If anything, this research would suggest some kind of limiting factor to the overall intelligence of a society that deals with the environment in that way.

    1. Re:Good research, bad conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no problem with the first half of your comment, but I do think that the "staying asleep" side effect of producing sleep spindles can still be evolutionarily advantageous, even if it's not "the reason" that the spindles are created:

      While it is certainly advantageous to wake up if being attacked, my educated guess would be that even in the wild with other dangerous animals about, 99.9% of the noises you would probably hear while sleeping (particularly if you are a large, omnivorous, social animal high on the food chain, amongst many others of your own kind who have the advantage of numbers and, probably, a defensible space, over intruders) are not going to be noises that indicate a direct or immediate threat to you. If other strategies can be developed to minimize the risk of getting mauled in your sleep, (like cooperative partnerships with others of your own or even of different species to act as lookouts and raise an alarm if there's a threat,) then it is evolutionarily advantageous, particularly for an animal with human specializations such as enhanced color vision that operates best during the daytime, to get the additional sleep. It reduces unnecessary stress and anxiety, conserves resources for the hours in which they will be most useful, and has the added benefit of helping to consolidate memory and enhance the connections between those memories, helping with future problem-solving skills.

    2. Re:Good research, bad conclusion by Cyberllama · · Score: 1

      As you say, it may be beneficial to wake up "during an attack", but by the same token it's not very adaptive to wake up every time some random animal a mile away makes a loud mating call. Then you end up tired and unfocused when you go out hunting the next day and a tired hunter may end up being a hungry hunter. There's a balance in there, somewhere. Too deep is bad, but too light is just as maladaptive.

  29. A brain DoS by TheRealQuestor · · Score: 1

    A perfect Brain DoS. Keep the thalamus busy and you sleep like a baby.

  30. Lucky? by simoncpu+was+here · · Score: 1

    I don't know if you can call this lucky. I came to the office late because of my brain's high spindle rate. :)

  31. Meditation works, after enough practice by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

    All my life I've gone to sleep around 2 o'clock at night. As a kid, I'd lie restless in bed for about three hours every night.
    Then I worked out a mental... imagery thing. That helped alot. In retrospect, it was a form of meditation.

    Later I studied kung-fu, and an important part of that is (Buddhist style) mediation. I've always had a "chattery brain", but for months I practiced as best I could before I got anywhere. I'd force myself to sit at least 20-40 minutes every night before going to bed.
    After a couple of years I'd reached the point where I could do a 5-10 minute meditation to make me sleepy (after which I fall asleep within 2-5 minutes),
    or a 10-15 minute meditation to increase my enegy levels. (Really handy when going to party and feeling tired. After a short meditation, I could be bouncing and ready to go.)
    That was 15 years ago. I still sit down briefly before going to bed (now more a body habit than actual mediation). I'm usually alseep within 5 minutes.

    And I always sleep deeper after I've meditated.
    If I meditate, I seldom dream.
    If I don't meditate... lighter sleep, less restful, with dreams.

  32. drugs work best for some people by nido · · Score: 1

    some people are best served by the pharmaceutical industry. Good luck with that.

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  33. Try not by laron · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do. Or do not. There is no try.

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    1. Re:Try not by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      Offtopic

      There is ONLY try. A person can DO and still NOT through no fault of their own.

      This line has always bugged me, mostly because people apply only to others... never themselves.

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  34. This explains a lot by Martian_Kyo · · Score: 1

    My dad has harnessed this power and uses it consciously when somebody tries to talk to him.

    It's sort of spam filter.

    Now semiseriously this might help you sleep but wouldn't it also make you more vulnerable and exposed when sleeping. Noise can be an indicator of danger. Evolutionary wouldn't the early human actually benefit from light sleep? Or to put it into modern context wouldn't you like to be woken up if someone is breaking into your house? What I am saying is that I am not sure I would call these people 'lucky'.

  35. Binaural beat project? by pongo000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've been playing around with an F/OSS binaural beat generator called Gnuaural. Interestingly, some of the "schedules" (frequency vs time) for meditative purposes include periodic bursts of higher-frequency beats (about once every 8-10 minutes) to keep from falling into a sound sleep. I noticed in the article that these "spindles" occur on the order of seconds rather than minutes. It would be interesting to modify a Gnuaural schedule to make the high-frequency bursts occur more often in order to achieve a "deeper" sleep for light sleepers.

    1. Re:Binaural beat project? by Robert+Zenz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not sure if it would work that way. As far as I know, Binaural beats are effecting the whole brain, while those spindles are very localized. So I think that binaural beats could help if they're going really low and also altering the whole brain activity that way, maybe removing those spikes would yield such an effect.

  36. Alcohol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What you describe is similar to what I experience when I drink a few beers. My speech center just gives up, while the rest of my body is still functioning fine. I can type coherent stories, can still do maths (standard test for drunkenness: calculate the square root of a two-digit prime, in your head to 5 decimal places). So, I'm not drunk, but talking is out of the question as it is the same mess as you describe.

    Weird.

    1. Re:Alcohol by Thiez · · Score: 1

      I doubt I could calculate the square root of a two-digit prime in my head up to 5 decimal places when completely sober :/

      It's not that I couldn't calculate a square root (give me a pen and some paper and I'll manage), it's just that I can't keep so many numbers in my head...

    2. Re:Alcohol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The way I do it is by successive approximation. It's not the best or fastest way, and not the way you'd do it on paper. However, in your head it's quite doable.

      Say you are trying to find the root of 29. Guesstimate the root: it's between 5 and 6, and probably more to the five side. So, first approximation is 5.5 and now we check that by squaring it. Multiply 5.5 by 5.5 gives 30.25, which is on the high side. Try 5.4, which gives 29.16.

      That's close enough to expand a decimal. Next approximation is 5.38 (because we're quite close on the previous pass). Multiplying 5.38 by 5.38 gives 28.9444. Close enough for another decimal, so next try is 5.385....

      It really helps to know the product rules:

      (x+a)(x-a) = x^2 - a^2 , which is convenient for things like:

      53 * 47 = (50 + 3)(50 - 2) = 2500 - 9 = 2491

      and

      (x+a)(x+a) = x^2 + 2xa + a^2, which makes things like:

      113^2 = (100 + 13) ^ 2 = 100^2 + 2600 + 13^2 = 10000 + 2600 + 169 = 12769

      I assume you memorized all squares upto (at least) 25 in elementary school.

      Anyway, this post proves my point rather well, as I'm "drunk" enough to not be able to have a conversation, but I'm quite sure my math above is correct, barring typo's.

    3. Re:Alcohol by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Still... you are suggesting that I multiply 6-digit numbers in my head. Or multiply one by itself, anyway. By the time I get to the end of the multiplication I’ll have forgotten the beginning of it.

      Perhaps you meant manually, not mentally... i.e. on paper, without a calculator.

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    4. Re:Alcohol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I mean mentally, without paper or other tools.

      Are you really telling me you can't multiply two numbers in your head? Why not? I'm genuinely curious...

    5. Re:Alcohol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another thing, you don't have multiply the whole number each time you add another decimal.

      If you have calculated the square of some number, say a^2 = y, and you add a decimal (b), your new number becomes 10a + b (right?).

      And with the product rules mentioned above, you get:

      (10a + b)^2 = 100 a^2 + 20ab + b^2

      You already now a^2 (it's the y you already have calculated). So you only have to calculate 20ab and b^2, where b is a single digit, and a simple doubles after which you tack on a zero.

      Example: you know 5^2 = 25.

      Now you add a decimal place: 52^2

      52^2 = 100 a^2 + 20 * 5 * 2 + 2^2,

      = 2500 + 200 + 4 = 2704.

      No heavy math required.

      Another decimal? Sure:

      527^2 = 100 * 2704 + 20 * 52 * 7 + 7^2

      = 270400 + 7280 + 49 = 277729

      Easy!

    6. Re:Alcohol by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      You can multiply 6-digit numbers in your head with no problem?

      Frankly I’m sure that I could do that too if I spent forever practicing. However, it isn’t worth my time.

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  37. How is this new? by McTickles · · Score: 0

    I thought we had established a long time ago that dreams (and hallucinations induced by drugs or psychiatric problems) are in fact "noise" coming from the thalamus...

  38. EEG Screen Capture by EngrBohn · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else notice that the EEG machine used to measure the ability to ignore noises was muted?

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  39. Oh... God help me by RulerOf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do. Or do not. There is no try.

    On behalf of everyone here at Slashdot, I would like to personally thank you for putting Yoda and masturbation into one line of text.

    This awful image in my head.. MAKE IT STOP! :-(

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    1. Re:Oh... God help me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  40. Secret to sleeping like a log... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    ...opiates. I suffer from chronic insomnia and out of everything I have tried taking including diphenhydramine (benadryl), Ambien, Lunesta, and melatonin, the best and most consistently effective medication has been...hydrocodone, vicodin. I have periods were I can sleep through loud sounds, and periods when the slightest noise wakes me up. I have times when no matter how much I sleep I feel groggy and tired in the morning and periods when just a few hours leaves me rested and alert. The only thing consistent is that a single vicodin let's me sleep undisturbed for 7-8 hours and I feel completely relaxed and rested in the morning. I wish I could explain that to my doctor and not be instantly written off as a drug seeker. People with no addictive behavior (I'd say no capacity for addiction at all) suffer because the vast majority of humanity can't be responsible with pharmaceuticals.

    I'd welcome any advance in science which could provide the same benefit without the obvious downsides of regular opiate use, but I think the problem is actually rather simple and was solved thousands of years ago when man discovered that the poppy plant, when prepared correctly relieved all forms of suffering - although not without great cost. A close second to opiates is Lunesta, but my doctor acts like that's just as bad as taking heroin if I use it for more than a few days. So no luck there.

    I guess I just need more "spindles"

  41. mmm, sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a link between a high frequency of sleep spindles and high performance on certain IQ and memory tests.

    Doesn't surprise me the least, I get the feeling that my brain... "organizes" stuff while I sleep, when I wake up after a day & night of loads of inputs and stimuli, sometimes I kind of
    feel that my brain is more... organized.

    Don't think that the ability to cancel out noise is correlated to brain performance, more likely it is the number of nights you fully let your body & brain decide when to wake up,
    without interruption from stuff like alarm clocks, need-to-do's and the general insane notion of the moderns world that the 24h clock has priority over human biological clock.
    "Log-sleepers" likely tends to be more controlled by their biological clock, their brains get the sleep its needs, does not wake up until the reorganization, reconnection
    refinement and "defragmentation" of their memory is finished.

    Oh well, if the noise-canceling-IQ correlation exist, we just found the holy IQ-medicine - Earbuds!

  42. We have not been leopard food for 6 million years by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    Sure, but humans haven't had to worry about natural predators for something like 10,000 years or more.

    More like 6 million years. The life expectancy of Homo sapiens in the hunter gatherer groups was 28 years including infant mortality and around 50 after infancy. Such long life expectancy is not the norm for prey animals. They get killed and eaten for no fault of their own and selection prefers fast mature-reproduce cycle. Even the predator animals following an accident prone life style of chase and hunt have lower life spans.

    Further by the time the hunter-gatherers were studied scientifically all the prime productive fecund lands have been taken by the sedentary agriculturalists. So before the domestication of plants (aka invention of agriculture) they would have had even longer life spans. So clearly there are/were predators that could kill us easily, but we were not part of their normal diet for several million years. chimps, gorillas, organgutans all have long life spans and are not hunted routinely by predators.

    Dogs have been bred for every damn function and form, but we have not been able to breed them for longer life spans. The fundamental metabolism of an animal is very difficult to change. The mere fact that we can live for 80, 90 or even 100 years shows we have not been food for millions of years.

    Deep sleep would have become a selection advantage after the domestication of dogs. Estimated to have taken place between 25,000 years ago and 15,000 years ago in central Asia.

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  43. Effected by baby by metalmonkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I found that when my baby < 1 year old is in the same bed I wake at the slightest movement/sound, otherwise I sleep very soundly.
    I'm either worried I'd smother him, or some other protective instinct overrides this function.

  44. Deffinately glad to be a LIGHT sleeper! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with some of the previous posters, that sleeping light has a big advantage. I can wake up instantly to almost any stimuli. The sound of running water/liquid (Dog peeing in my room at 3AM), sounds (jerk-offs with crazy loud car stereos at 1AM), smells (Dog pooping in bedroom at 3AM or wife cooking bacon at 8AM) and motion (Wife trying to sneak out of bed to cook bacon at 8AM). Its comforting to know I will wake up in an emergency. Hopefully.

    Unfortunately, I freak out if anyone touches my face while I sleep. The reason why the dog poops and pees in the bedroom is because when she was a puppy I punched her in the face a few times when she tried to wake me up to let me know she needed to potty. So she doesnt try to wake me up anymore. I hurt my wifes nose pretty bad too one time when she tried to kiss me while I was sleeping on the couch.

  45. Re:Novel! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    New meme.

    TS;RT

    Too Short; Read Twice!

    Posting Anon 'cause I modded you up. : )

  46. trouble staying asleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    heh, I think I can win this with 94 episodes / hour -- anyone else have severe sleep apnea?

    Oh and I forgot to mention the 10 month old in the house doe

  47. Hmm by jav1231 · · Score: 1

    Can this happen while you're awake? It might explain why teens don't pay attention in class or why wives won't fetch beer.

  48. The real secret? Ny-Quil by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

    Lots of it.

  49. nice one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they could suppress pain this way

  50. The answer is simple: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just make your brain think it's at work.

  51. Want to sleep like a log without the genetics? by laddiebuck · · Score: 1

    Don't oversleep. If you go to sleep when you're too tired to stay up, you'll fall asleep no trouble.

    If you insist on pissing away your time on more sleep than is good for you, at least rise and lie at regular times; that'll help you both fall asleep and wake up quickly.

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