Police Publish 'An Introduction To PEDO BEAR'
According to this article, the San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's Department knows that Pedobear is an Internet joke, but that hasn't stopped them from trying to warn the public about him. Their most recent tool in the fight against internet memes is this public safety information bulletin entitled: "An Introduction to PEDO BEAR." I look forward to the bulletin warning parents about the dangers of children playing in Chocolate Rain.
Check out the dangers of playing in sprinklers.
Is he now out of a job? Awww, people don't like Sexual Harassment Panda. That makes Panda sad. :(
This is the NSA, we're gonna geet U h@x0r5! Also, what is a h@x0r5?
"We know that this is a joke, but we're going to approach it as if it's a serious thing."
Your tax dollars at work, people.
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Seriously? They kicked PedoBear out of ComicCon?
"I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are."
Like Pedobear says, "Old enough to walk, old enough for [Pedobear]."
All precautions must be taken to prevent this monster from ravaging our children.
...ask them "What does it mean?"
Placed in the RIGHT hands, anything can be looped back on itself and aggressively misinterpreted. Lets go burn a Koran Today...
Next on the reading list is Goat.se 101 and The Beginner's Guide to Rick Rolling.
"I'm not a quack, I'm a mad scientist! There's a difference." - Dr. Cockroach
It should be noted that "pedo" means fart in Spanish.
This constant paranoia over pedophilia has gotten insane. While it is a terrible crime, the odds of your kid getting killed by an SUV dwarf the odds that they will get molested by a stranger(some studies suggest that the child knows the perpetrator about 90% of the time). Meanwhile fearful parents park their kids in front of some sort of glowing rectangle and let them eat themselves to an early grave because a guaranteed life of obesity seems somehow better than a slim(really slim if your properly educate and observe the children) chance that they will be molested.
Furthermore the whole police state mentality is driving people who have these urges further and further underground. Dan Savage had a really interesting call on his podcast a few months back about someone who said he couldn't control his attraction to children. He hadn't molested anyone yet but he was scared he might, but thanks to the way the law is written now, if he seeks help the psychiatrist MUST report him to the cops where he will be thrown in prison and then booted out into a world where he is a pariah just for THOUGHTS he may have had. So instead of this man being able to seek professional help(which could include chemical castration), he is now forced to battle his demons on his own and is probably MORE likely to molest a kid than if he had been able to get help. But somehow Americans think that if they can use the police to arrest someone, they should no matter what the actual or perceived crime is.
Don't get me wrong, I'm certainly not trying to minimize molestation, it's a real and terrible thing. But being irrationally afraid of the problem isn't going to make it go away and really isn't going to leave your children in a very healthy state when they grow up.
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... they better put up a similar warning page about Chris Hansen, too. He tends to show up in all the same places as pedobear.
They have taken a funny, harmless meme and created such a backstory that you just have to wonder if the people at the San Luis Obispo Sheriff's office aren't writers for Heroes.
"The Pedo Bear began as an online Japanese cartoon character, and is known for his "lecherous nature" towards prepubescent children."
From humble beginnings...
"One of the things that makes Pedobear popular is the controversy over his licentious love of little girls."
Who doesn't like a good controversy?
Hey, most people are not aware of the latest memes. Those who know about Pedobear may know (yes, tautology) but most people don't. Nice that the Sheriff does issue at least an explanation with appropriate warning. And yes, most people find jokes about pedophilia not funny, and don't want such material anywhere near their kids.
Can we get a "-1 Wrong" moderation option?
Scat Rat, Futa Cow, Shota Tiger, Yuri Bunny, Guro Dragon, S&M Horse, Furry Sheep, Yaoi Cock, Hetero Dog & Watersports Pig?
Do they not even warrant a warning?
The San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's dept are in the for the lolz.
This summary is blatantly false after even only thirty seconds of looking at its links - for example:
The Pedo Bear began as an online Japanese cartoon character, and is known for his "lecherous nature" towards prepubescent children.
Recently, pedophiles have adopted the bear as a mascot.
The summary omits that transition part, wherein the only valid application of Pedobear is that of a joke, and pedophiles haven't picked it up and ran with it.
[CITATION NEEDED]
Which pedophiles, when, and where? Be precise, name names.
Once you're done with that, look up what "FUD" means, you'll obviously learn new things.
You can't take the sky from me...
Pedobear has always been their mascot. That's what he's for. It is also a wholly vacuous truth, they can't "use him" to gain access or anything else any more than a baseball team can use a giant chicken steal second.
but not suprisingly
He used to hug me all the time at DisneyLand! Now I know what is hiding under his cute face and non-threatening appearance!
"I look forward to the bulletin warning parents about the dangers of children playing in Chocolate Rain."
I'd be more concerned with playing in golden showers than chocolate rain..
PEDO BEAR is becoming a tool for pedophile to use.
I have doubts about the certainty of your fears. Do you have proof? You wouldn't just be saying that based on absolutely nothing, would you?
You can't take the sky from me...
Doc: I'm a pacifist.
Caboose: Your a thing that babies suck on....
Tucker: No dude, you mean a pedophile.
and I can get out of all those volunteer jobs they make us parents do at our kids' school? Sweet!
I need trepanation like I need a hole in the head.
Now I know what people will think of when they see where I went to college.
samzenpus
Oh that's a great idea. We should have Samus Aran running the anti-molestation guard!
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This is obviously an attempt to stereotype all bears as pedophiles. This might make it politically easier to allow the hunting of brown and black bears in the county. It would also humiliate and shame the Downtown Association's bear that appears at farmers' market, helping to reduce the amount of "organic produce" in the county. Plus, it would allow the SLO Sheriff to seize the bear fountain in downtown SLO city, because it's "Just like the one that I [one of the deputies] wanted". Plus, it helps distract from other pressing issues. In fact, it makes a whole lot of sense for the Sheriff to issue an APB on pedobear.
"He knows the rules. Do you? An introduction to Rickroll"
Okay seriously I've just run out of pointless things to say.
Personally I am waiting for the demonization of USB cables... That's what you REALLY have to look out for. I'll show you later.
Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
It's clear from the "bulletin" that these sheriffs don't understand that pedobear is a joke used by non-pedophiles. They think pedobear is some kind of signal that pedophiles use to communicate with each other. They even think that the existence of someone in a pedobear costume is an indication that pedophiles are around. I doubt most pedophiles are too eager to advertise their presence.
Maybe she's from Wasilla, AK, and it's only the tenth time she's used it.
It's been a whole year, and a whole bottle of Yukon Jack. Despite this, she remembers the visible spectrum, minus a few critical details.
The pamphlet makes an unsubstantiated claim.
The doesn't mean the response shouldn't have some substantiation. I admit it is hard to prove a negative, but i personally will not do the research to see if he is used as an icon for pedos to identify each-other (sounds unlikely, as it would lead to too many mis identifications).
the guy handing out candy at comic con was a joke obviously though. There is an actual claim being made in the article that they are finding him in investigations, but how much is not known.
Wow, sent an e-mail as suggested when clicking on "use classic" banner, and got a fast response that addressed my msg
Yes, we all get the joke and I agree it's funny/harmless in an all adult context. However children have not developed those skills. I'm sure Pedobear at Comiccon had no intention of molesting children but it exactly personifies the problem. No matter how funny/harmless it is, or how much we as adults get the joke, it's not appropriate to hand out candy to small children and reinforce the notion that it's ok for them to accept gifts from friendly looking people. Small children are not going to get the joke no matter how much we might.
I heard that at some point you could post pictures to 4chan concatenated with a rar file (the extra data would just be ignored and a picture displayed) and a pedobear picture was used sometimes to exchange pictures of dubious morality. Someone can correct me if I'm wrong, this is just something I heard in a 4chan thread so it could be bullshit but it certainly sounds plausible enough.
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Your tax dollars at work
Indeed they are at work, if you're the one on the receiving end. From the top of the power pyramid all the way down to the local sheriff, as long as the money is passing through your hands, you are in a position to exploit that cash flow for personal gain. THAT is why government loves to spend money on failure and pointlessness -- they still win.
and plan on dressing as pedobear for halloween this year. it's funny because i produced a fairly successful meme mashup (Happiest Wedding Cry) > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwIl3D-tBHY and when I DJ downtown, I am friendly with the police officers who watch the streets outside the club. I play my meme mashup and nobody seems to mind... What's next? Warning against tit slapping DJ's?
- C.FLO
...any more than a baseball team can use a giant chicken steal second.
Well, they could, but the game would be delayed until the chicken returned it.
When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
I assume that samzenpus is a pedophile and can attest that neither he or his sexually deviant buddies use pedobear except as an internet joke.
Pedobear appeared at Dragon Con in Atlanta a few weeks ago, too. It was a different costume than the one shown. He had a "free hugs" sign and when a grown-up would hug him, he'd flip the sign over to say "too old". Here's a picture, about 1/3 of the way down: http://www.epbot.com/2010/09/dragoncon-costume-gallery-3.html
Well done San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's Department, you have pulled off the best troll ever.
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I assume that samzenpus is a pedophile and can attest that neither he or his sexually deviant buddies use pedobear except as an internet joke.
I almost, almost, almost went there. Glad to see someone else drew that conclusion, because that really is just about the only position one could take to refute this claim. Hilarity ensues...
But hasn't he molested OVER 9000! children?
Or maybe they just did it for the lulz.
...ceiling cat had better beware.
Heck, I have seen images of that cartoon bear pop up on ICanHasCheezburger related sites (Failblog, etc). The way I have seen it used is more of a joking representation of the irrational PARANOIA itself that surrounds this entire topic. To think that identifies anybody is pure stupidity. If these idiots haven't already, they should have their pictures pasted all over Failblog.
BTW, I like the suggestion in the comments of TFA that suggest a new "Fucktard Bear" meme. I can see that applying to many, many people.
I've been living around SLO now for six years or so. The Sherriff's Department is in a bit of an awkward position. On one hand, they have local politicians breathing down their necks to be tougher on crime. Between the Cal Poly party scene and the inevitable knee-jerk hatred of the college kids, there is definitely a sharp ideological divide between the SLOcals and the Polywags. On the other hand, there are some pretty high crime rate areas in the county (like my current town, Oceano) where violent crimes and gang activities are pretty common. Thus, the Sherriff's department is usually in a game of tug-o-war between what the county-seat residents demand (more enforcement in San Luis Obispo proper) and what is probably needed most (more enforcement in surrounding communities). As such, the Sherriff's department has to come up with a lot of unique ways of addressing odd problems.
It wouldn't surprise me if this flier was released in response to some of the SLOcals shitting bricks over something one of their teenage kids read in an internet forum. However, the Sheriff's department probably doesn't want to spend any time or manpower on the issue. So they probably released the flier to shut the local whiners up while maintaining enough autonomy to do their real jobs. For what it's worth, every time I've dealt with a Sheriff deupty here, it's been pretty pleasant. One of them helped scrape me off the road when I crashed my motorcycle, and even gave me a ride home when I refused to go to the hospital. Another couple of them recognize me when I am jogging now and wave and say hi if they are outside of their cars. I've never had them stop me for trivial bullshit. I've never had them stop me period. It's always been SLO PD and the CHP that give me shit over ridiculous stuff.
All in all, SLO county is a delightfully weird place to live. the SLO folk are so hell bent about maintaining a nice community that they pass all sorts of batshit insane, jerk off laws. For instance, just this year a city-wide ban on smoking was enacted. You can't smoke anywhere in public now, or within 20 feet of another person's residence. So if you smoke, you're screwed. Then there was the measure that made it so noise ordinance violations could be classified as "unruly gatherings" and, rather than simply fining the offenders, all members present can now be criminally prosecuted and arrested. As such, I'd hate to work for the Sheriff's department. They are stuck between trying to prevent real crimes (like the constant stabbings in Oceano, or the poaching of wildlife up in Cayucos) and pandering to a bunch of rich whiny twats that want to create the "perfect community." It's strange.
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has some honest and true insights on this topic. In a less-blue approach, lies about widespread pedophilia and prevalent terrorism are the twin horns the inevitable police state are being built upon. And because of religion and accelerating stupidity as prophesied in Idiocracy, there is no stopping it.
I'm not sure about rar files, but I do know it's possible to concatenate a zip file to the end of a gif file. This because the gif header includes the length of the image so displaying the image would work, and likewise extraction of the compressed files worked because zip stores the header and the file index at the end of the file. The result was that neighter format would interfere with the other one.
has his next prime time special, "To Catch a PedoBear"
Just shows that cops can ruin any joke
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Curiously enough, at least one of the pictures on the Sherrif's poster is from the 2009 Comicon, not this year's event.
So how is this "recently spotted"? They kick him out this year, they didn't last year? And it's obvious Comic con security had no issue with him.
Does it mean that he'll no longer be the 2010 winter olympics mascot?
http://boingboing.net/2010/02/06/pedobear-official-ma.html
I'm sorry. This doesn't really surprise me though...the police departments in this area are frequently overzealous.
Holy jesus I was going to post almost an exact duplicate of yours. I lived in SLO proper for 5 years while going to school and I must say that the town is absolutely crazy. Its a great place to visit--fun shops, beaches nearby, the school, extensive bro culture (alright, that last one was a joke)--but the amount of bullshit the cops give everyone along with the ridiculous laws like the smoking ban were enough to make me move away forever.
I was once pulled over and fined $180 for riding my bike with headphones on. Three of my friends have been arrested for drunk in public just because they were stumbling a bit on their walk home. Cops show up at most every party at exactly 10:00pm to issue $300 fines for first offense, and they double every time after that (the frats full of rich white guys are immune, though). There is a vigilante program run by the police called "SNAPS" that employs students to spy on parties. The Cal Poly PD is SLOPD, yet they are allowed to make a profit off of parking and traffic violating on campus (yes, the campus is a public institution but that money should go towards the school to better the parking situation).
And every summer the town is flooded by an army of retired, driving around in their aluminum boats. They make their way the wrong way down one way streets, they drive into groups of people walking in a cross walk on an unprotected left turn, and they blow countless stop signs to the dismay of the local cyclists. Their tour buses block entire roads and the packs they travel in on foot show no regard to traffic signs (WALK or DONT WALK) but the cops don't care. The whole community doesn't care and doesn't realize that most of the money coming into the town is from the college and the young students who attend. But as long as time continues to pass and the youth inevitably become the elders, this situation wont change. Those damn kids are just rampaging around with nothing but disdain, incarcerate them all I say!
It's possible. As esospopenon said, certain files are put together, you can append, say, a RAR file to the end of a JPG file and both will be readable, depending on what you're looking for (change the file extension).
This was used for 4chan's Lithursday when people would put eBooks (TXT, DOC, PDF) into a RAR file, combine it with a JPG, and upload them to share books (since 4chan only allows image uploads on the vast majority of boards, /po/ and /f/ notwithstanding). Of course, you could use it for more malicious purposes like child porn or Rickrolling or pretending it's child porn but it's actually a Rickroll.
Embedded files were later disallowed, but I don't know if that is still in effect after the server software was modified a couple months ago. There were ways to get around it in the first place.
There was a thread on the /a/nime board about MP3 JPGs: the image would be a splash screen of the show and it would say something to the effect of "OPEN ME IN WINAMP." When done so, Winamp would only look at the MP3 part of the file and would play the theme song of the show. It was pretty neat.
You can read more here: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/File_Synthesis (NSFW)
Like most animals, Pedobear will, on occasion, venture out of it's natural habitat to satisfy it's necessities.
Pedobear's main needs are children, and lulz.
In the photographs shown, it appears to be seeking lulz, and isn't a danger to anyone.
It satisfies most of it's other needs in it's natural habitat; your children's bedroom with the computer and webcam.
Number of actual children Pedobear has molested: 0.
Number of actual children "respectable" people with power have molested: Seemingly infinite.
Might want to focus on the proven danger there, Mr. Police Officer.
We have gone from a society of doers to a society of press-releasers. Welcome to the empire's fall, kids. Enjoy the bread and circuses.
Pedobear is and should be associated with the internet and pedophiles/sexually-preferential offenders who reportedly use him to communicate their interests in young children to each other.
I love that. The entire point of the document is to FEAR THE BEAR! but their evidence can be summed up as panic-panic-guy-over-there-seen-with-a-kid-REPORTEDLY-child-molester-panic-panic.
So one guy in a suit in public surrounded by cameras watching his every move = advanced agent for the Pedophile Illuminati? I can see some cop sitting inside HQ and cuddling his gun, gibbering "First the queers ruined rainbows and now the baby-rapers are ruining teddy bears!"
And if I was part of some secret and highly illegal group that needed a way of identifying members I don't think I would use the one thing in the entire universe that people associate with the illegal activity in question.
may be an indicator of the presence of individuals who have a predilection to sexually inappropriate, or even assaultive behavior
Translation: We will use it as a justification to kick down your door, terrorize your family, and shoot your dog in the middle of the night. Saves us having to make up an "anonymous tip" and finds you guilty in the eyes of the potential jury pool all at once!
"Beware the Four Horsemen of the Information Apocalypse: terrorists, drug dealers, kidnappers, and child pornographers. Seems like you can scare any public into allowing the government to do anything with those four." - Bruce Schneier.
A guy on a forum I frequent has a printing shop. He sent the police department of box of pedobear stickers! Showed a picture of the delivery confirmation as well.
I was wondering around on Youtube. Some teen star got amazing amount of views and he is constantly attacked by some self made gang. As there was nothing else to do and Youtube's "live comments" really may look like some genuine sitcom, I kept watching.
There were were mysterious people around, who should not be a teen boy stars fans and shouldn't be hanging around on particular video's comments. When I saw one trying to set some deeper conversation with some teen/kid (naturally), I had to say "careful, lots of strange things happening over comments" and that idiot went off.
If there were couple of Sheriffs or cops around to figure the same thing (and they are pros, let me remind) and those perverts figured they were probably watching or even setting up traps for them, they wouldn't try to talk some 12 year old girls about their personal life.
Let me remind you, these people are mentally sick, they aren't stupid or morons. People always confuse the sick with stupid.
Yes, this is quite easy actually. You take a .png or .gif image and concatenate it with a .zip or .rar archive (the archive at the back) and if you give it the image extension it only opens as an image, if you give it the archive extension it opens as the archive. .rar archive, one must simply open the concatenated file in a hex editor and search for the string "Rar" and change it to something else (usually "Bar"). This makes the archive unusable and thus avoids the filter, while keeping the image unchanged. If you then undo this change in the same way, the archive becomes usable again.
This sort of "images" were banned from 4chan, but their checking is crude and can be easily circumvented. Using a
something I heard in a 4chan thread so it could be bullshit but it certainly sounds plausible enough.
The thing is that pedobear is used to EXPOSE (and mock... ok, mostly mock) any hint of pedoness, so real pedos would be reaaaaaaly dumb to hide their pedobooty with a tech trick and then stamp a big "hey everyone, this shit is pedoshit" picture on it.
Then again, cops like to set up honeypots for really dumb criminals, so maybe this is the new "you've won a free boat!" trick.
You can't take the sky from me...
There is an actual claim being made in the article that they are finding him in investigations, but how much is not known.
If they are investigatin based on the assumption that pedobear pictures means real pedos, then they will find pedobear pictures in their investigations of pedobear pictures.
And they are not above using this tautological vicious cycle as justification for itself.
It's unsubstantiated claims all the way down.
You can't take the sky from me...
I don't know whether I love or hate the fact that you're modded "3, Informative" right now.
Geeks like to think that they can ignore politics, you can leave politics alone, but politics won't leave you alone.-rms
Don't forget the new unruly gathering violation. If you are caught with over 20 people in the same property the cops issue a $700 fine on the spot and notify the landlords. The landlords then have the option to evict you ASAP or they get fined $500. :[
Also we're not allowed to feed the ducks any more at Laguna
Pedobear looks for an intro into YOU!
I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
Funny as all get out. Thanks, I needed that.
The San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's Office: Antiquated Memes Division's next case will involve Hamburglar and his doppelganger, H.R. Pufnstuf. This cold case has been unsolved for more than 20 years.
Rest assured, however, the SLOC Sheriff's Office: Antiquated Memes Division is determined to get to the bottom of it!
Ooooold. Keep up with the internet, Slashdot. Come on.
For instance, just this year a city-wide ban on smoking was enacted
In Oceano? Yet they still let people drive their trucks right on the beach?
theres actually been studies that conclude that the degree of left leaning political philosophy correllates with increasing intelligence.
Hot older chicks who sleep with young boys don't get into trouble.
It's Shotacat they have to worry about.
I've lived in SLO for the last 20 years. San Luis Obispo City is the county seat of San Luis Obispo County. Every Thursday night, they shut down the main drag in SLO City for "Farmer's Market". It's a big deal, family friendly mixture of live entertainment, eating and shopping, put on by the SLO Downtown Association. Among the attractions sponsored by the SLODA is a person dressed in the costume of a local animal. For the last 20 years this costumed character has been a mainstay at the Farmer's Market, hugging children from the age of 1 to 21. I've had pictures of my daughter taken with him on countless occasions. He's named "Downtown Brown", and as you've probably guessed by now, he's a Brown Bear. You can see a picture of him at http://www.downtownslo.com/images/promotions/promo_downtown_brown_bday.jpg (he's the one in the middle, although they've changed the costume since this one was taken, he's a darker brown these days).
http://www.slosheriff.org/Community.aspx - middle picture showing PB in his squad car
You're confused somewhere.
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A guy died wearing headphones while riding his bike over train tracks (hit by a train) next to Mustang Village, before they had the train signal there (or so a story went).
I think the $180 fine is worth it in that case.
Clearly people who make jokes about crime on the internet are terrorists and should be brought down. We need more funding for law enforcement to shut down these conventions that promote the internet's viral distribution of humor and social commentary. We should be developing technologies to track people who download pictures of Pedobear then arrest them and offer then threaten to incarcerate them for decades if they don't give up the person they got the picture from. We should also take a serious look at wiretapping their phones to find out if they are talking about Pedobear when they are offline. We must prevent this person to person communication from overflowing from the internet into the real world and dilute the true and balanced systems of distributing knowledge to the masses such as CNN and Fox News. We must act now!
Fix this shit, fuckers!
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Now that my "child" is off to college to figure out the adult living thing, I don't have to deal with the crank fear-mongering first hand, but I know it's out there.
Back in my parent-o-elementary-child days, whether AZ or HI, a new self-published tract warning of the latest insidious threat to our children would make its way as a wave through PTA and school inboxes every month or so.
So, it'll be a given that the SLOC Sheriff's love note will become a small tsunami, stuffing every US (and some Canadian) parent's physical and virtual mail box by Halloween.
Too bad it hasn't rated an entry in snopes.com, yet, so that a few plugged-in parents can get their heads back on straight.
Luke, help me take this mask off
Maybe some people in San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's Department are /b/tards and made the bulletin for the lulz.
Here's a troll tactic: meme up some sort of g-rated family friendly identical twin for pedobear. You've got the wrong guy! I'm snugglebear- we just look the same!
While I agree that riding a bike with headphones is potentially unsafe, I don't generally think it's the job of the police to protect people from themselves.
Many will still believe this BS. Even after they retract on page 7 in fine print, in their local paper.
Pedobear Panic Hits Tulsa, Oklahoma
/facepalm
2019 is going to be the year of Linux on the desktop.
This sounds like the set of Veronica Mars.
who else would the study be done by, other than left-leaning academics? What other sort of academics are there?
That probably worked at some point, but now 4chan detects this and block all images with extra data.
It's still possible to post a PNG or GIF image with image data being a file in a different format -- then it will look like static and turn into the hidden file if converted to a raw image format.
Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
The article should say instead: "The San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's Department knows that Pedobear is an Internet joke, but that hasn't stopped them from becoming a joke themselves." I mean seriously, you could be using those resources to actually bust real pedophiles and they do this? Good job policemen, way to earn your bailout money.
"They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!"