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College Student Finds GPS On Car, FBI Retrieves It

mngdih writes with this excerpt from Wired: "A California student got a visit from the FBI this week after he found a secret GPS tracking device on his car, and a friend posted photos of it online. The post prompted wide speculation about whether the device was real, whether the young Arab-American was being targeted in a terrorism investigation and what the authorities would do. It took just 48 hours to find out: The device was real, the student was being secretly tracked and the FBI wanted their expensive device back ... His discovery comes in the wake of a recent ruling by the 9th US Circuit Court of Appeals saying it's legal for law enforcement to secretly place a tracking device on a suspect's car without getting a warrant, even if the car is parked in a private driveway. ... 'We have all the information we needed,' they told him. 'You don't need to call your lawyer. Don't worry, you're boring.'"

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  1. Finders Keepers? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How about a bit of "finders keepers" and disassemble and report of the technology. Followed up by a "Does it Blend" episode !

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    1. Re:Finders Keepers? by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How about the FBI throws you in jail for destruction of government property, obstruction, and any other charges they decide to toss your way (rightfully or not)? Is the amount of time spent sitting in a cell, the money lost in lawyers fees, and the hassle of going to court really worth it?

    2. Re:Finders Keepers? by X0563511 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ... and how about they kiss his ass, seeing as they left their property inside his for surveillance?

      He's got every right (IMO) to do what he damn well pleased with it.

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    3. Re:Finders Keepers? by Asic+Eng · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well they told him "It's federal property. It's an expensive piece, and we need it right now. [...] We're going to make this much more difficult for you if you don't cooperate." If you want to pick a fight with these thugs then call the ACLU - trying to piss them off might not be such a great idea.

    4. Re:Finders Keepers? by powerlord · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, but how does he know that it is actually theirs?

      Perhaps they are just trying to get their hands on other people's property.

      Are they prepared to provide a receipt for returning the item, or some proof of ownership that he can retain a copy of to protect himself from liability.

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    5. Re:Finders Keepers? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So what you're saying is that we've gone from "give me liberty or give me death" to "don't throw me in jail because it will make me uncomfortable".

      As to your last question. YES IT IS WORTH IT. Liberty is always worth the penalty for it, the other option is to acquiesce to slavery. This is no different. Tyranny must be fought with everything we have, because the other options aren't pretty.

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    6. Re:Finders Keepers? by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Interesting

          How about a theft of government equipment charge, followed by a tampering with evidence charge?

          The report on the technology would be pretty boring. Oversized antenna? Check. Battery pack? Check. COTS tracking hardware and software? Check.

          I know I've had law enforcement follow me, and eavesdrop on my phone calls occasionally. Well, not randomly occasionally. They were following particular, perfectly legal, events.

          They've never told me that I was boring. Judging by the fact I was never taken in for further questioning or charges, they discovered my day to day life is ... well ... boring. :)

          Yup, he went to work. Yup, he went home. Yup, he called a few friends, all of whom were just as boring. Oh listen! He's joking about how boring his calls are, and how he feels sorry for us listening to the conversation. Oh it's friday, he went to a bar with his girlfriend. Yup, he drank a little. Nope, he didn't contact anyone nefarious. Yup, he went home.

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    7. Re:Finders Keepers? by adolf · · Score: 4, Informative

      Recall the recent "found" iPhone 4 debacle:

      The finder of a thing usually seems to have to make a reasonable attempt at finding the owner of an item (and "reasonable" varies quite a lot from place to place), and if it is unclaimed after 30 days, then they are entitled to keep it.

      Generally speaking, YMMV, IANAL, so on, so forth.

      But since the FBI asked for their widget back within 30 days, I guess that it's theirs to recover.

      (Whether or not I think this is morally right is a different discussion entirely. Personally, I'd like to think that if I find a tracking widget on my car, that it's henceforth mine. However...)

    8. Re:Finders Keepers? by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's interesting is that they said newer models are placed in the engine compartment. It would seem wise to bug your own engine compartment so you know when the hood has been raised.

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    9. Re:Finders Keepers? by Abstrackt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not that I disagree with you, but there is a pretty wide gap between saying something like this on the Internet and actually following through with it in the real world.

      There's obviously no way for me to know your level of life-experience but if a person is not normally subjected to direct pain and suffering or is blissfully unaware of it the amount of effort required to force them into acquiescence is minimal. Withstanding that kind of pressure isn't as simple as you make it sound.

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    10. Re:Finders Keepers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "trying to piss them off might not be such a great idea."

      You Sir/Madam is living in a police state. That sort of logic does not belong in a free society.

    11. Re:Finders Keepers? by MBGMorden · · Score: 3, Informative

      My guess is they likely go in from underneath, not through the hood. It's quicker, doesn't involve having to open the door, actually go inside the car (where someone is much more likely to notice that something has been tampered with), etc.

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    12. Re:Finders Keepers? by poetmatt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      actually, I would define subversive activities such as putting a GPS device in someone's car to track them without their consent as terrorism.

    13. Re:Finders Keepers? by falsified · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is NOT a good analogy. The iPhone was found in a bar, and the jackass that "found" it knew whose it was and made no attempt to give it back. This device was intentionally left attached to the car, with the hope that it would never be found. Basically, the two situations are opposites of each other.

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    14. Re:Finders Keepers? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How about the FBI throws you in jail for destruction of government property

      You do not have a duty to look after property that someone attaches to you by stealth.

      Is the amount of time spent sitting in a cell, the money lost in lawyers fees, and the hassle of going to court really worth it?

      If I am blameless, and the authorities are abusing their power, then emphatically YES. Someone has to keep them honest.

    15. Re:Finders Keepers? by DavidTC · · Score: 4, Informative

      All laws about this aren't the same. There are three different kinds of laws on this topic.

      There's the 'forgot to pick up' law, where you accidentally put something somewhere and forget to get it, like setting your wallet down in a checkout line.

      And there's the 'dropped' law, where you did not know it left your possession.

      These are, believe it or not, often covered under different state laws.

      For example, the rule with the first is often if you find something you think someone has accidentally left, you should keep it there, at least for some specified time. If a customer walks out of a restaurant without their purse, the restaurant should hold their purse for them.

      Whereas with the second, if you find a wallet in the middle of the sidewalk, or even if you find one in the middle of the hall in the exact same restaurant, you're supposed to turn it in to the police. 'The Place' gets things left behind, where people can go back and get them, the police get things that just fell there, where people possibly have no idea where they are.

      Generally. Of course, laws vary by state, but I thought it would be worth mentioning that even truly 'lost' items get treated differently depending on how they got lost.

      And neither of those cover deliberately leaving something somewhere on someone else's property. If such a law exists, it's a different law. As far as I know, you don't have any obligation to take care of people's property and make sure they can find their stuff when they do that, like you do when they accidentally give you possession. OTOH, you can't deliberately break their stuff either.

      I still think the best bet is to take the thing apart and claim you thought it was part of the car. (Or, rather, plead the fifth and have your lawyer point out they haven't proven you knew it wasn't part of the car.)

      OTOH, if you really wanted to screw with the 'lost property' stuff, you put your car inside a giant metal box and hide it in a warehouse somewhere. You have not damaged their tracker at all.

      And by them attaching the tracker, they've just admitted that they're recording the location of your car. So there's no way in hell they can force you to reveal the location of your car, because, duh, that's testifying against yourself. (Think about it for a second. If the FBI is collecting 'the location of the car', then 'the location of the car' is clearly being used as evidence in an investigation, presumably against you, so if you're forced to tell them 'the location of the car'...)

      Now, a court could demand you turn it over, or be in contempt, but they're actually have to go through the court to do that. And you're still have a pretty interesting argument, namely, that you're not willing to remove something they attached to your car, as you have no experience in that sort of thing and they've threatened to sue you if you damage it .(And you still can't be forced to tell them where the car is.) So, while you'd like for them to get their tracker back, there appears to be no way to actually accomplish that.

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    16. Re:Finders Keepers? by LWATCDR · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Your in college and find a strange device attached to your car.
      I don't know about you but I would have taken it apart to see what it was. I would have figured it was some joke a friend had made.
      If it wasn't marked as federal property how should I know?

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    17. Re:Finders Keepers? by cmiller173 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      1776: "Then it's agreed, gentlemen, in order to secure our rights as a free people, we will risk embarrassment, imprisonment, expropriation, bankruptcy, bodily harm, exile and hanging." 2010: "Of course I'll waive my rights. I don't want to miss my connecting flight."

    18. Re:Finders Keepers? by Defenestrar · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Especially if you have a family you are taking care of. You have that extra drive to make sure your daughter will grow up in a free country, but that's tempered by the knowledge that certain acts of civil disobedience (or extrapolating to an illegally oppressive government - those may be acts of constitutional obedience) may place you in custody/court for a sufficient amount of time to lose your job. That could result in failure to pay mortgage, inability to obtain another job within your career, etc...

      I like to think that my daughter will still think of me as her hero and role model when she grows up, and I know my wife would support me (we'd probably be in trouble together actually) if it were one of the Big freedom issues. So what do you do when it's things like back scatter screening on a field-trip to the courthouse or driving through a DUI checkpoint in the coldest form of sobriety?

      This is the insidious danger inherent in the erosion of freedom: not enough to die for, not even enough to make you homeless or hungry or inconvenienced over, but enough, over time, to leave you with a shallow shadow of what our ancestors died for.

    19. Re:Finders Keepers? by Duradin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      1776: "We lack representation in government and have no other recourse."
      2010: "We are the government and have recourse to change laws."

    20. Re:Finders Keepers? by udoschuermann · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If the device has a label on it that says "U.S. Government Property. Return to blah blah..." then yes, you'd likely be liable for damaging or losing it, and would certainly have to hand it over when they come to retrieve it.

      On the other hand, if I found and threw away or disassembled into uselessness some unlabeled thing on my car, I'd be damned if I accepted their claim that I damaged something that wasn't mine. How was I supposed to know? It's my flippin' car, I have the right to turn every gram of it into a fine powder if I felt so inclined.

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    21. Re:Finders Keepers? by Capt.+Skinny · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Forming the red-neck militia and stocking up on canned bacon isn't the way to go about changing it. We have laws. We have law makers. Getting one to change the other is the way. Oh, you can't get rid of your local politician because everyone else votes for him? Well, that doesn't give you the right skip the democratic process just because you don't like the results. "It's not tyranny when I do it" just doesn't cut it.

      Um, you do know how the United States became an independent country, no? I suppose it's a matter of opinion whether the founding fathers should have fought it out in Parliament instead of on the battlefield the Revolutionary War, but their choice WAS the foundation of the country.

      An excerpt from the Declaration of Independence:

      ...Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness ... whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

    22. Re:Finders Keepers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you meant
      1776: "We lack representation in government and have no other recourse."
      2010: "We lack representation in government and have no other recourse."

    23. Re:Finders Keepers? by Palpatine_li · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to mention that opening the hood might be finally considered breach of privacy...

    24. Re:Finders Keepers? by Duradin · · Score: 3, Informative

      As a colony America did not have representation in Parliament. They tried to get representation before the war, but Britain wouldn't give in to one of their colonies.

      Believe it or not, political means were tried before military means.

    25. Re:Finders Keepers? by kurokame · · Score: 5, Insightful

      1776: "The government is across an ocean."
      2010: "The government habitually plays big brother (and just did)."

    26. Re:Finders Keepers? by Derosian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You must be someone with a huge amount of capital and/or someone who runs a large corporation if you feel you actually have recourse to change laws.

    27. Re:Finders Keepers? by Belial6 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At the point that the FBI is secretly attaching tracking devices to your car, being 'legally right' is moot. They are already carrying out secret operations against you. Your better bet is to just let as many people know what is going on as possible, so when you disappear, there is some hope that you will be found.

    28. Re:Finders Keepers? by Demonantis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Call the police. Seriously. You don't know what the thing is why the fuck would you drive around in the car once you know it is there. You don't have to fiddle with the courts where no one hears your story instead journalists will start asking the questions that the FBI won't like hearing the answers to.

    29. Re:Finders Keepers? by Americano · · Score: 4, Interesting

      being 'legally right' is moot. They are already carrying out secret operations against you.

      I think you mean "They are already carrying out completely legal operations against you, using the legitimate and constitutional authority granted to them by a court of law," right?

      You may not LIKE the authority they're given, but as the law stands today, they absolutely have every right to do it, and it *is* legal for them to do it. If you don't LIKE it, you should vote for legislative candidates who will promise to do something about the issue that concerns you. Or, become a candidate yourself, and educate your fellow citizens about the abuses of power you will correct when you're a representative or senator.

    30. Re:Finders Keepers? by zelbinion · · Score: 4, Funny

      Better yet, park your car outside a government building and then call the police saying there is a suspicious device attached to your car. Hey, you did the right, thing, right? How can they fault you? You didn't put it there, don't know what it is or what it does, so you called the police. I mean really, the thing looks like a transmitter attached to a pipe bomb, what would you think? The resulting traffic jam and media coverage of shutting down part of town while the city's bomb squad recovers an FBI tracking device (or, possibly blows up your car just to be safe) would be pretty embarrassing for the FBI. Would kinda suck to loose the car though.

    31. Re:Finders Keepers? by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I thought it was to remind Slashdot that irrelevant things will be brought up ad nauseum. The tracker wasn't "lost." It was deliberately placed on someone else's property. If it was "abandoned" then it belongs to the person who finds it, not the FBI. If it is not "abandoned" then the FBI committed trespass (though not illegally, since they apparently have no laws apply to them while they are investigating everyone on the planet). Such things are unrelated to when someone comes into the possession of something they know the other person wants back and never intentionally gave away or left. The iPhone incident is as related to this as the question of what you should do with wedding presents after an annulment.

    32. Re:Finders Keepers? by Kvasio · · Score: 3, Funny

      why not attach it to meteorological balloon?
      That should alert agents instantly ....
      ("wow, this guy drove up to 100,000 feet! amazing what those SUVs could do")

  2. OUCH by ArhcAngel · · Score: 4, Funny

    When the FBI tells you that you are boring...just WOW!

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    1. Re:OUCH by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah... makes me doubt the story... i might be reduce to R'ing TFA.

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    2. Re:OUCH by skuzzlebutt · · Score: 2, Funny

      No kidding...especially the same day they raided an auction house to recover the fingerprint card of a guy who has been dead for like 25 years

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    3. Re:OUCH by mrsteveman1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah... makes me doubt the story... i might be reduce to R'ing TFA.

      I did that once, Slashdot was never the same again. Please don't make the same mistake, you have your whole life ahead of you still.

    4. Re:OUCH by dcollins · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Also: Don't believe it. Call the fucking lawyer.

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    5. Re:OUCH by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 4, Interesting

      grandstanding.

      99.9% of us are boring.

      so what? people just want to live their lives. terror is over-rated and over-reported.

      how much is wasted chasing boogeymen? how many of these chases end up bothing innocent people under a dragnet?

      sickening. I hate this aspect of how my country is now acting. its like a child who has not learned from the past and keeps repeating the same 'wolf!' call over and over again.

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  3. America by InsertWittyNameHere · · Score: 5, Funny

    Land of the free*




    * Some conditions apply. See in-country for details. Void where prohibited. No cash value. Offer expires September 11, 2001.

    1. Re:America by emj · · Score: 3, Informative

      Freedom is just a state granted regulated monopoly on your own free will.

    2. Re:America by jd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Freedom must include freedom to be in a government, or any other organization. If freedom only exists when there is no government, we have a paradox. You cannot be free to be in a government if you cannot have a government.

      Secondly, you're only defining personal freedom, not collective freedom or any other kind of freedom. Freedom is not a thing, it is an attribute of a thing. Freedom in the abstract has no meaning, you can only have a freedom of.

      Let us say that you are correct that totally free individuals have no government. Then the government, by definition, has no freedom at all. Nor does any other collective. But if you have a dictatorship (the government has total freedom), then neither individuals nor any other collective has freedom. In a total corporate state, it is the collectives that have freedom, not individuals nor government.

      This leads to something I stated in a discussion a while back: The sum of all freedoms is a constant. The question is only how you divide the freedom up. There will be some optimal balance. I suspect this is going to work out at something like a 40:40:20 divide of freedom between people:collectives:government. Political scientists have tried to define the "perfect" system for millenia and failed, so I doubt I'll succeed any time soon. Equally, I doubt anyone else will, either.

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  4. Dont' call your lawyer? by chad.koehler · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When the FBI tells you "Not to worry" and "Don't call your lawyer", do you want to guess who the very next person you should call is?

    Hint:  It's not your mom.

    1. Re:Dont' call your lawyer? by Mazzie · · Score: 5, Funny

      Unless your mom is your lawyer... and if that is the case, you have bigger problems than the FBI like having to sign a 12 page lease for the basement, and getting sued for leaving the seat up.

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    2. Re:Dont' call your lawyer? by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 3, Funny

      What if she's also your lawyer?

    3. Re:Dont' call your lawyer? by daid303 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ghostbusters?

  5. Wasted opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    What a wasted opportunity to attach it to a bus.

    1. Re:Wasted opportunity by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      What a wasted opportunity to attach it to a bus.

      Or to the chief's car

    2. Re:Wasted opportunity by chad.koehler · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or mail it to Pakistan via Fedex.

  6. Power source. by Timmmm · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Apparently it is powered by batteries, but I always wondered if you could power one by attaching a peltier module to the exhaust...

    1. Re:Power source. by MarkvW · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No. It wouldn't be considered theft--or a trespass. That's an easy call.

      It MIGHT be considered a "taking" within 5th Amendment jurisprudence. The 5th Amendment says that you can't take a person's property without just compensation. I'm not going to do the research for a /. posting that even I would urge not to be taken seriously, but the law's not absolutely clear on this.

      If the cops rip your house apart pursuant to a judicially authorized search warrant, that is a legitimate exercise of the police power. The government may do that without compensation (in many jurisdictions) without offending the Constitution, because you are not entitled to just compensation for police power activity (think the destruction of your neighbor's house to save everybody else's house in a big fire). Many jurisdictions offer compensation for this kind of stuff because they dont' want the electorate totally pissed at them. But compensation is optional.

      Now, if the cops have no probable cause and no reasonable suspicion that the target is engaging in criminal activity, has evidence of it, etc., then it may be debatable whether or not the FBI is engaging in a legitimate exercise of the "police power." This might form the basis of a legal "taking" argument because the government isn't exercising the police power--it's just plain taking.

      People who are "taken" from are entitled to sue for just compensation (and if they win they get attorney fees). The FBI didnt' do much damage, but they did assert control over the person's automobile and did take power from that automobile. Even de minimis takings are takings. It could be quite a class action lawsuit (and it may very well turn out to be so).

      No wonder the national deficit is getting insanely huge. Investigations of people like this guy, multiplied over and over, are phenomenally expensive. The United States is chasing its tail and it's pitifully embarrassing.

  7. What happens if you destroy it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you just find one of these and don't realize that it belongs to the FBI, and think "doesn't belong" and destory it (or just toss it in a dumpster), are you liable to pay for it when the FBI comes to get it back?

    1. Re:What happens if you destroy it? by clone53421 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Take a wild guess.

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    2. Re:What happens if you destroy it? by Grizzley9 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      B/C they found the one they wanted him to find...

    3. Re:What happens if you destroy it? by larry+bagina · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The article is a good read and a little creepy. We're here to recover the device you found on your vehicle. It's federal property. It's an expensive piece, and we need it right now...We.re going to make this much more difficult for you if you don't cooperate"

      Summary: not illegal/unconstitutional for the government to track your car, probably a crime if you find tracker and do anything with it.

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    4. Re:What happens if you destroy it? by Geek_Cop · · Score: 5, Informative

      You would hope that they would charge you for it, meaning they will just put an entry into the US Treasury to withhold your next 10 tax returns until the unit is paid for. Otherwise they can simply put you on the "No Fly List" ..that is what they mean by "making it difficult for you". They will simply label you a terrorist or send your name to ICE..the world is their oyster, and you are nothing but a pawn. As a (former) cop, I've watched other cops label innocent people as "Scumbags" and their life was hell in this jurisdiction from then on. A cop just has to "say" you did something to cause you irreparable grief. He doesn't have to prove anything until you go to court. I could only imagine an FBI agent and what his ego could do. Anybody in law enforcement, at every level, is an infantile egomaniac.

    5. Re:What happens if you destroy it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think I'd send the device "Next Day UPS Air", addressed to Osama Bin Laden in Afghanistan. You know, make it interesting.

    6. Re:What happens if you destroy it? by c6gunner · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As a (former) cop .... Anybody in law enforcement, at every level, is an infantile egomaniac.

      If there's one thing I've learned from being a part of large government organizations, it's that any individual can only really speak about himself. Any time you hear a soldier, cop, or politician speak about their field of work, they tell you more about themselves than they do about the organization.

    7. Re:What happens if you destroy it? by clone53421 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hysterical. You even started with: “If there's one thing I've learned from being a part of large government organizations”.

      By your own logic, you told me more about yourself than you did about anyone else working for the government.

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    8. Re:What happens if you destroy it? by commodore64_love · · Score: 2

      If I ever found one of these things on my car (which I probably won't), I'd sell it to the highest bidder on ebay.

      Then I'd go to jail.

      Where I'd write my version of Mein Kampf. And sell it to become a millionaire when I get out. BTW I think it's horrible the US Government was using racial profiling to track this arab student. Apparently it's wrong when the AZ government does it, but it's okay for the US? They should be required to get search warrant FIRST before wire-tapping..... I mean GPS-tapping a car.

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    9. Re:What happens if you destroy it? by flappinbooger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I just read TFA, I think the kid was in a no-win situation and (for him, under those circumstances) did the best thing for his own interests. Not that it's right and not that I fully agree with it, but it's clear to me he would have had quite a hassle had he destroyed or messed with the tracking device.

      Now, if he had an attitude or a temper or a point to prove, and had lots of free lawyer service saved up, he definitely could have played with the fbi guys.

      With his background, obviously he fits a "profile" and is one of many many people being tracked.

      I remember hearing about East Germany during the heyday. I heard that about 50% of the people were in some way affiliated with the government, so basically each person had another person watching them. Everyone was under surveillance by everyone else. Not sure how true that was, but it can't be too far from the truth, lol.

      My point is, the FBI must have an enormous amount of people being watched. How many agents are there who watch all those people? Amazing. And how boring that must be, doing surveillance all day every day. And paperwork after that.

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    10. Re:What happens if you destroy it? by Z00L00K · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Stick it to some cargo truck going cross country or something similar. A railroad carriage would be fine too.

      Even better would be to replicate the device so there are a set of devices claiming to be "it" and send all copies all over the country. Could be a fun game of hide and seek.

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    11. Re:What happens if you destroy it? by precariousgray · · Score: 3, Funny

      If there's one thing he's learned from being a part of large government organizations, it's that there's one thing he's learned from being a part of large government organizations, which is that there is one thing he's learned from being a part of large government organizations, it being that there is one thing he has learned...

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    12. Re:What happens if you destroy it? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Informative

      No they don't, they get more decisions overturned because the 9th is really big. It isn't really out of line from other circuits.

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    13. Re:What happens if you destroy it? by JAZ · · Score: 5, Informative

      Redditors are guessing that it had to do with this post that he made. So slightly more than race, but not by much.

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    14. Re:What happens if you destroy it? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 4, Informative

      You're kidding, right? Look at this:

      Now let's look at how often the Supreme Court decides that the 9th got it wrong. Last term, the Supreme Court's reversal rate for 9th Circuit cases was 90.5 percent. Yikes—that's huge! But wait, for on-the-merits cases, the Supremes reversed the 3rd and 5th Circuits almost all of the time* last term. Cases from state appellate courts fared no better: They also had a 100 percent reversal rate. Overall, this past term the Supreme Court reversed 75.3 percent of the cases they considered on their merits. The pattern holds true for the 2004 and 2005 terms as well, when the Supremes had overall reversal rates of 76.8 percent and 75.6 percent, respectively. For those years, the 9th was reversed 84 percent and 88.9 percent of the time, or about a case or two more each year than it would have been if it had conformed to the reversal rate of the other circuits. How do one or two cases a year add up to a court run amuck?

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    15. Re:What happens if you destroy it? by idontgno · · Score: 2, Funny

      If there's anything I've ever learned from being part of a large government organization, it's that you learn that being part of a large government organization teaches you that learn what it's like to be part of a large government organization, learning.

      True story.

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    16. Re:What happens if you destroy it? by Obfuscant · · Score: 4, Interesting
      ~50,000 students attend that school and none of them are being tracked,

      Are you an official spokesman for the FBI who has firsthand knowledge of this as a fact, or are you making this up as you go along?

      ... except the Arabic one who has no prior criminal history/evidence of wrong doing.

      After reading the Wired article, we learn many things:

      • His father took the family back to Egypt, but he alone returned.
      • He regularly sends money back to people (his brothers) in Egypt.
      • His "friend" allegedly posted something about bombs on a website and was known to be under investigation.
      • He was contacted by the FBI before for questioning.
      • He's on the watch list for flying.
      • His lawyer is a member of CAIR. CAIR:
        • "seeks to empower the American Muslim community and encourage its social and political activism.", according to wikipedia.
        • was created by "three officers of the Islamic Association of Palestine" (ibid), and we all know that Palestinians have absolutely no axe to grind with the US.
        • In 1998, Omar Ahmad (a joint founder of CAIR) was reported to have said: "Islam isn't in America to be equal to any other faith, but to become dominant. The Koran, the Muslim book of scripture, should be the highest authority in America, and Islam the only accepted religion on earth."
      • He's going on "a short business trip" to Dubai in a few weeks.

      Of course, none of that is illegal, but neither is going to a flight school and asking to taught how to fly. The point being, those who claim he was targeted only because he was half-Egytian or that this is based on profiling aren't looking at the entire picture.

      CAIR, in particular, looks a lot like the German-American Bund from pre-WWII days. They claimed to be formed to further German-American relations, but promoted Nazi propaganda and anti-semitism, as well as being a cover for espionage.

      The fact he was knowingly driving with expired plates makes him a valid traffic stop by any policeman he goes by.

    17. Re:What happens if you destroy it? by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1) being in the country illegal is a crime, so it would be a valid criminal reason
      2) no one has ever defined what a minimum standard for reasonable suspicion is for such a thing, and having an accent is most assuredly on the list of things leading to reasonable suspicion.

      The effect is that if you do ask the cop for, say, directions, he can, just from your accent, from the fact you don't know where you are going, and that you exhibit a number of subjective other attributes he makes up later (you looked nervous, you looked confused, etc.) hold you for nothing other than asking for directions.

      Additionally, the law was simply enforcement of the existing federal law, so if the AZ law was truly "profiling", then the federal law is, as well.

      That's a flat out lie. It's not the law that's profiling, but the implementation. The federal law, as applied, is to determine the nationality of someone already in custody when something specific triggers a question (addresses not adding up, problem with ID, no SSN) , and is never used as a primary law at all. The Arizona implementation leaves open the possibility of driving into a lot at Wal-Mart and checking green cards of the dark-skinned people the cops suspect of being illegal migrant workers. And, based on some of the popular police figures, that doesn't sound like an unreasonable expectation.

      The law should have simply indicated that all people convicted of an offense leading to jail time shall have their nationality verified. That's closer to how the feds enforce theirs, and would eliminate profiling. Instead, it will likely be used to harass brown people, and can be used to do so.

    18. Re:What happens if you destroy it? by wierd_w · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sorry AC, but I need to bust some chops here.

      My dad was a police officer for 26 years. he fits GGP's profile for egomaniac quite well. He is also paranoid, and an "end of the world" nutter.

      I grew up hearing stories from his work that would make any sensible person cringe concering civil rights violations of people based on the simple "gut instincts" of police officers, as well as even scarier stories of corruption, racketeering, and conspiracy. (I firmly believe that my dad is a paranoid, power abusing crank BECAUSE of the experiences in his life. Becoming a policeman AFTER being in Korea does NOT a sane mind make.)

      The icing on the shitcake you just spun, is that I have had a front seat view of the behind the scenes goings on of these "oh so misunderstood, and noble policepeople." As scary as my dad is, he really WAS one of the LEAST corrupt; That doesnt excuse his behavior any, it is merely a frightening observation. People who are sworn to protect citizens and enforce the law were actively engaged in beating first, and asking questions later, extorting money and information from known prostitues, Covering up criminal activities of wealthy citizens--including murder--etc.

      Do I have proof? No. Did these things really happen? Who knows. there is no evidence; and that is kinda the point. I simply know I have heard officers joking and laughing about such things, the way geeks joke about their encrypted porn collections.

      Law enforcement attracts a specific kind of person; People that LIKE to enforce. The problem is that these peopel dont always enforce the LAW, but rather their own personal version of it. Again, my dad was no exception.

      So, forgive me if I tell you to take your candy coated version of the poor, misunderstood and downtrodden civil servant, and stuff it were the sun doesnt shine. IF such officers still exist, they comprise FAR less than 1% of the active force.

  8. Not hard to guess why he was being looked at by Dancindan84 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Not saying it's right, but "Afifi said he often travels for business and has two teenage brothers in Egypt whom he supports financially." Frequent traveling along with sending (presumably) large amounts of cash to the middle-east has to raise some red flags.

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    1. Re:Not hard to guess why he was being looked at by toQDuj · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And? I travel often for business, have family in Indonesia (in-laws), and often send large sums abroad (which is where I live). Does that warrant people investigating me? No. Not everyone with money who travels is suspect.

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    2. Re:Not hard to guess why he was being looked at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You'd think there would be a huge gap in between someone having raised a red flag ("looking suspicious" in street cop talk), and there being enough probable cause to suspect someone of a crime, enough to get a warrant. That suggests the warrant issue process is extremely liberal and lax. And if things are like that, then maybe you are going to have such a tracker, some day.

    3. Re:Not hard to guess why he was being looked at by Galestar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Welcome to the dragnet-police-state that is America in the new millenium.

      I used to be thankful I don't live their, but that was until the G20 in Toronto. Looks like your country's government's attitude towards citizen's rights its (respective) constitution has started infecting ours as well.

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    4. Re:Not hard to guess why he was being looked at by Yetihehe · · Score: 4, Funny

      You are not suspected, but you may want to check your car ;)

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    5. Re:Not hard to guess why he was being looked at by dcollins · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So get a warrant.

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    6. Re:Not hard to guess why he was being looked at by bm_luethke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe - I do not necessarily disagree with that either. There may be a large number of other reasons we aren't told, we are only hearing his side of the story too. My bet is that the vast vast majority of people who were *actually* doing something got caught before doing it they would raise a fuss about being watched and would take advantage of the current political climate in certain groups to have knee jerk reactions to anything the govt does. I seriously doubt most would admit to being a subversive. The same would be true if we only talked to the law enforcement side - I'm betting they have have some good logical reasoning to do this that ignores the other sides view of the matter too.

      However, in this particular case what we *have* heard from the Law Enforcement side is that there was no court ordered placement of the device. *That* is truly wrong. A large part of why we are supposed to tolerate this type of intrusion into our privacy is that it went through many checks and balances to happen and for many many decades it certainly has done so. One entity, carrying the full weight of the Federal govt, did this with *no* oversight whatsoever. *That* is why many groups (and while it changes some based on who is President, it is slowly becoming a universal idea) have afore mentioned knee jerk reaction.

      There was a time when, for the most part, we believed the authorities because of what they had to go through to do this type of thing. We knew that enough different types of people had signed off on it that saying "There is a reason" was *mostly* good enough. There has never been a perfect system and sometimes it didn't work - but over all those things were rare. However for quite a while (well before 9/11 - ask the Ruby Ridge and Waco Texas families that the ATF/FBI went after) there has been a sever erosion of those checks and balances with the power inevitably going towards the govt - and specifically the executive branch. I can't really say when it started either, I can say that it became blatant enough during Bush Jr's tenure that it was obvious and all but the most partisan deny that. Further all but the most partisan find it obvious that Obama has not only failed to reverse or halt that course but has done everything he can to further making Bush Jr's term look good. Unless *both* parties go through a major internal change I suspect that the next couple of Presidents will do the same thing too, it's just a question of if they will have an "R" or "D" after their name and which parts of our lives they will enact draconian one sided controls on.

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    7. Re:Not hard to guess why he was being looked at by stdarg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Entirely normal

      Normal depends on the level of detail you apply. If you report it as "sending money to family" maybe. If you report it as "sending money to Egypt" well how many Americans regularly send money to Egypt? Not many as a percentage.

      The fact that he's a college student himself probably makes it very unusual. How many students send money to their families rather than vice versa? Could definitely be accepting money from one group and forwarding it on himself.

  9. Replant the device by RichMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now that we have pictures we can identify future devices.
    When you find one, wander over to a freeway gas station and replant it on an interstate truck. At least make them work to recover it.

    1. Re:Replant the device by literaldeluxe · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Or drop it off at the police station or mail it to the FBI. An unmarked box containing electronics that sends out transmissions? They'll get the bomb squad to deal with it. Then it ends up on the news, and people will actually hear about it.

    2. Re:Replant the device by ravenscar · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Interstate truck? That's far too easy. I'm thinking something like slip it in some meat and feed it to a gator in the Everglades.

    3. Re:Replant the device by mortonda · · Score: 3, Funny

      I was just thinking of tossing it in the back of the garbage truck when it comes by to collect my garbage. Wading through my boy's old diapers would be an appropriate quid pro quo.

    4. Re:Replant the device by Eunuchswear · · Score: 3, Informative

      mail it to the FBI. An unmarked box containing electronics that sends out transmissions? They'll get the bomb squad to deal with it.

      Uh, do that, go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

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    5. Re:Replant the device by literaldeluxe · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why would you go to jail? First off, you're returning government property. It could be argued that doing anything else would get you put in jail. Second, who said to put your name and return address on it?

    6. Re:Replant the device by clone53421 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Third, wouldn’t they have seen it coming?

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  10. In Soviet America... by digitaldc · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...hidden GPS device tracks you!

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  11. Could have been interesting by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It would be really interesting to see what would have happened had he disposed of it in a lake before the FBI showed up. There's nothing in the photo to indicate that it belongs to the government; it could have been placed by a private detective. As far as I'm concerned, if you attach something to my car without my permission, it's mine.

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    1. Re:Could have been interesting by omnichad · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And if putting an FBI sticker made you liable for not destroying it, wouldn't everyone start putting FBI stickers on them?

    2. Re:Could have been interesting by hedwards · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Or, better yet, call 911 and report a suspicious device attached to your car. Given what I saw in the picture, that would've been my first step. The device itself isn't easily distinguishable from a bomb. It's clearly got at least 3 of the components necessary, and I personally wouldn't go screwing around with something that has that many components without a robot to do it for me.

  12. Re:GPS in a jam by stewbacca · · Score: 2, Informative

    someone want to comment on the effectiveness of GPS jammers?

    Most likely prohibited by the FCC.

  13. Your TomTom is a GPS receiver not a GPS tracker. by anUnhandledException · · Score: 5, Informative

    Your TomTom is a GPS receiver not a GPS tracker.

    A GPS receiver knows where the GPS receiver is but doesn't have a mechanism to send that information to a remote location.
    It doesn't do the FBI any good.

    A GPS tracker contains a GPS receiver but also some communication method (cellular, sat, other wireless technology) to periodically or continually send location information to a remote location.

  14. it's okay if the car is/was in your driveway? by cindyann · · Score: 4, Funny
    What if it's in the driveway of my fenced, gated (and gate closed) house, possibly with a guard dog or three roaming the premises?

    I think if I found someone crawling under my car in my unfenced, ungated driveway, placing some device on my car, I'd be cueing up the track of a shotgun being pumped on my MP3 player, then playing it real loud for the perp under my car.

  15. Friend "wrote something stupid" by martyros · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you look further in the article, you can reconstruct a hypothetical scenario which, from the FBI's point of view, looks completely normal:

    • Young Arab American named Khaled writes a blog post hinting at something violent: (TFA: "When he later asked Khaled about the post, his friend recalled “writing something stupid,” but said he wasn’t involved in any wrongdoing.")
    • FBI gets warrants to track whereabouts of Khalid and his friends, one of whom is Afifi (TFA: "[A former FBI agent] said he was certain that agents who installed it would have obtained a 30-day warrant for its use.")
    • FBI plants device on Afifi's car.
    • Afifi finds the device during a routine check-up
    • FBI notices the thing isn't moving, and/or notice the photos online, and decide to show their cards; especially since they're convinced he's not important anyway.

    It's of course a bit scary to have people tracking you when you didn't do anything wrong; and it sounds like there was some annoying bullying (TFA: "[The FBI agent] told Afifi, “We’re going to make this much more difficult for you if you don’t cooperate.”) But it sounds like there's an explanation of how this could have happened by-the-book, and the FBI is doing their job.

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    1. Re:Friend "wrote something stupid" by mdarksbane · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have no problem with the FBI putting tracking devices on people on whom they are conducting a legitimate investigation. I have a huge problem with the fact that they can do it now on minimum suspicion and without a warrant.

    2. Re:Friend "wrote something stupid" by Hatta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      First, given all the trouble the FBI has had issuing legal National Security Letters, I wouldn't assume that there's a valid warrant until I read it.

      Second, if stalking immigrant kids is the FBI "doing their job", they should find a different job. Getting a warrant requires "probable cause". Probable refers to probability. How many of these fishing expeditions has the FBI gone on? If less than 50% of them lead to arrests, they are getting warrants for improbable causes. That's unconstitutional.

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    3. Re:Friend "wrote something stupid" by SoTerrified · · Score: 5, Informative

      Just for interests sake, here's the "something stupid" that his buddy Khaled wrote on a 'blog'.

      http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ciiag/so_if_my_deodorant_could_be_a_bomb_why_are_you/c0sve5q

      bombing a mall seems so easy to do. i mean all you really need is a bomb, a regular outfit so you arent the crazy guy in a trench coat trying to blow up a mall and a shopping bag. i mean if terrorism were actually a legitimate threat, think about how many fucking malls would have blown up already.. you can put a bag in a million different places, there would be no way to foresee the next target, and really no way to prevent it unless CTU gets some intel at the last minute in which case every city but LA is fucked...so...yea...now i'm surely bugged : /

      If that post gets you FBI monitoring... The FBI has WAYYYY too much time on their hands. But one has to laugh at the irony of the "I'm surely bugged"...

    4. Re:Friend "wrote something stupid" by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He saw through the security theater and openly questioned it. Pretty dangerous, huh?

      And so, the war against common sense and intelligence dutifully continues.

    5. Re:Friend "wrote something stupid" by Chowderbags · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh crap, I've said pretty much that same thing. Maybe I should check my car... oh wait, I'm not brown, the FBI won't care.

    6. Re:Friend "wrote something stupid" by stdarg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you're up for an experiment, why not go a bit further. You're assuming he was targeted because he's brown, but you have to do everything he did except be brown to really test that. So change your name to an ethnic Muslim name. Start sending money and traveling to the Middle East. Leave similar comments. Have someone report you as a possible threat. If nothing happens to you then you've got a pretty good case.

  16. Re:GPS in a jam by Entropius · · Score: 4, Informative

    A large radio station had a badly-tuned transmitter that jammed the lower half of the FM band in a major city for years, affecting radio reception in the (poor) quarter of the city badly, and making those low-power personal FM transmitters (for use with ipods) useless within 30 miles.

    The residents of that neighborhood heard (shitty) gospel music over their land lines, the signal leakage was so bad.

    It took the FCC repeated complaints and 10 years to do anything.

  17. Re:Boring = FBI off the hook? by Barny · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or better, call in the police bomb squad because someone has "attached an electronic device to your car", get the government to blow it up for you :)

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  18. Re:Retribution? by osgeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Imagine further if you as a citizen had planted the device on the car of a US Senator. Imagine the trouble you'd be in.

    This kind of invasive aggressive action against citizens who have done nothing (no court order) should not be tolerated.

  19. Re:What if he had simply thrown it in the trash? by js3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Imagine if an FBI agent shows up to your house and hold you responsible for a missing tracking device you didn't know was on your car.

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  20. Example of why California has strict gun control by WillAdams · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Someone doing that in my neck of the woods would be greeted by a shotgun-toting homeowner and held for trespassing until the Sheriff showed up.

    The Fourth Amendment reads:

    ``The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.''

    If there's no warrant or probable cause or justifiable reason to be there, they had better stay off my property.

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  21. Not saying I'm ok with it... by kungfugleek · · Score: 4, Interesting
    ..but it wasn't totally out of the blue. FTA:

    Six months ago, a former roommate of his was visited by FBI agents who said they wanted to speak with Afifi. Afifi contacted one agent and was told the agency received an anonymous tip from someone saying he might be a threat to national security. Afifi told the agent he was willing to answer questions if his lawyer approved. But after Afifi's lawyer contacted the agency, he never heard from the feds again until he found their tracking device.

  22. A couple of pieces of commonsense advice. by hey! · · Score: 2, Insightful

    (1) When a cop investigating you acts friendly toward you, don't assume that means he's your friend.

    (2) [corollary] When a cop who's been investigating you tells you that you don't need to talk to your lawyer, *talk to your lawyer*.

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  23. Re:From the article by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Fits the profile of someone you want to keep an eye on pretty well, actually.

    What: having a dad and brothers is bad? David Kaczynski turned in his brother, the Unabomber; should he also be on a watch list for having suspicious relatives?

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  24. Re:GPS in a jam by RealErmine · · Score: 2, Interesting

    someone want to comment on the effectiveness of GPS jammers?

    Most likely prohibited by the FCC.

    These are definitely prohibited by the FCC / FAA. Even a GPS re-radiation system (for bringing GPS indoors) must be registered with the authorities. I have personally been witness to this situation when a company that makes re-rad devices was not checking that its customers were authorized to use the equipment. The FCC / FAA tracked them down and made them contact all their customers to register their equipment.

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  25. After reading TFA... by istartedi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    After reading the TFA (yeah, I know) the FBI actions seem warranted, even though they didn't have a warrant.

    Score 1 for the FBI. Epic fail for the 9th circuit. Even though they were right, they still should have gone through the proper procedure.

    I don't know about you, but I'm willing to pay an extra $1/year in taxes so the FBI follows proper procedure and gets a warrant. If everybody pays that, it's about $300 million. I doubt it would even cost that much to actually do what the Constitution requires. You know, that document that you SWORE TO UPHOLD AND DEFEND?

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  26. Top Ten Things to do with FBI Tracking Devices by sampas · · Score: 4, Funny

    10. Place it on your ex-girlfriend's car.
    9. Place it on a train.
    8. Place it on a freighter carrying electronics to be recycled in China.
    7 Place it in your carry-on luggage and watch the fun at airport security.
    6. Dial 911 and tell them you've found a bomb on your car. Invite TV news crews to come watch the fun.
    5. Give it to your local ACLU and tell them to make the FBI prove it's theirs before handing it back.
    4. Pretend you don't know it's there, and drive to as many Tea Party events as possible.
    3. Build an autonomous flying drone capable of carrying it and program it to fly around in circles all day.
    2. Hack its logic to input arbitrary coordinates and make virtual visits to places you've always wanted to see.
    1. Pretend it's not there and go on a tour of the most patriotic American landmarks to demonstrate your loyalty to the United States.

    1. Re:Top Ten Things to do with FBI Tracking Devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      0. Plot a circuit of roads that spells out "FU" and then drive it over and over again until they get the message.

  27. Re:The funny thing is... by sconeu · · Score: 3, Informative

    WTF are you talking about?

    1. GP was quoting from the Declaration of Independence, not the Bill of Rights.
    2. The Bill of Rights are the first 10 *AMENDMENTS TO THE CONSTITUTION*. By definition, they are part of it.

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  28. Re:From the article by mdielmann · · Score: 4, Insightful

    he was planning a short business trip to Dubai in a few weeks... has two teenage brothers in Egypt whom he supports financially. ...

    Afifi's father, Aladdin Afifi, was a U.S. citizen and former president of the Muslim Community Association here, before his family moved to Egypt in 2003. Yasir Afifi returned to the U.S. alone in 2008, while his father and brothers stayed in Egypt, to further his education he said. He knows he's on a federal watchlist and is regularly taken aside at airports for secondary screening.

    Fits the profile of someone you want to keep an eye on pretty well, actually.

    In which case, getting a warrant should be a piece of cake.

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  29. Re:Retribution? by RCourtney · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A serious question to any lawyer-type people out there:

    When I first read about this court ruling I was left wondering how this applies to citizens using these devices on police, government officials, candidates, etc. I had just read a different article about iPhone apps that let people know where speed traps and DUI checkpoints are set up. The cynic in me thought this ruling must mean that citizens can now GPS bug police cars and the whole process of collecting data for speed traps and stuff would be automated instead of world-of-mouth. Is that a logical conclusion? Or are police and government officials somehow different from citizens in this regard?

  30. Re:Tailing your car? by Rockoon · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..its different because a cop following you doesnt typically lead to the question "Can we have our cop back now, please?"

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  31. Overwhelm by skrimp · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's all call the FBI and ask if this thingamadgig or that thingamabob on our autos is the FBI's device.

  32. Simple solution by Anaerin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Hello, Police? Yes, my mechanic has found what appears to be a pipe bomb attached to the underside of my car. Could you please send some units, and bomb disposal, here immediately, I am concerned for my life."

    It's a long black pipe, sealed at both ends, with an antenna wire hanging out of it, and magnets to secure it in place. While it may be a GPS tracker, it could just as likely been a pipe bomb with a remote trigger. Best let the authorities blow that sucker up. And if the FBI come by asking for their tracker back, you can have them arrested for instigating an act of terror on American soil by planting their "pipe-bomb" on your car.

    And then the legal system disappears up it's own fundamental orifice.

  33. Re:Gift-receivers Keepers? by Americano · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't understand why this doesn't seem to compute. You *cannot* have it both ways - it cannot be a "lost item" and a "malicious device planted on my car by some shadowy third party who is out to do me harm." Either somebody misplaced it, or somebody knows *exactly* where it is and why it's there, and then the only question is whether or not they have the legal authority to place it there -if they do, then you're just destroying government property and extending the list of crimes you're under investigation for; if they don't, then the role of the police is to protect you from these violations, and so you should be putting them to work doing exactly that.

    If you want to consider it "lost" property, you must treat it as such - which means you can't destroy it, or do whatever else you want with it, without facing legal consequences. I'll say it one more time: "FINDERS KEEPERS" IS NOT THE LAW, and never has been.

    If you want to consider it a "malicious device," then you call the police and report what you've found, and turn the device over for them to investigate what the device is, what its purpose is, and who attached it to your car.

    As a third option, only to be chosen if you want to continue to be a complete blithering idiot, keep claiming it's "lost property," and that its status as "found" property somehow allows you to dispose of it as you see fit, or destroy it if you feel like it. This option is completely indefensible from a legal standpoint, but it seems to be oddly comforting to a lot of armchair lawyers here.