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Lawyer Is Big Winner In Webcamgate Settlement

crimeandpunishment writes "The Lower Merion School District in Pennsylvania has agreed to a $610,000 settlement in two lawsuits over secret photos taken on school-issued laptops. Less than a third of that will go to the students. A total of $185,000 will be put in trust for the students. Their lawyer will receive $425,000."

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  1. Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But you know, lawyers have costs too. For example they need to pay their office, wages, taxes, and paper isn't free either. The students itself didn't have any costs and I doubt they would had win the case without a lawyer, don't you think?

    1. Re:Associated costs by mbourgon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How's that a troll? Usually the agreement is for the lawyer to get a healthy cut on a spec case, since the only payment they get is if they win.

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    2. Re:Associated costs by Pojut · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The student's school took photos using the webcam on their laptop.

      Do you really need an answer to your question?

    3. Re:Associated costs by jedidiah · · Score: 1, Informative

      ...people expect lawyers (and everyone else) to work for free.

      With this sense of proletariat entitlement you would think that we were all posting from the Soviet Union rather than the US of A and Western Europe.

      Although the percentage here is a bit much. Somewhere around 1/3rd is more the norm.

      Although most people have only two choices: Allow for the "thick percentage" or have no representation at all.

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    4. Re:Associated costs by Pojut · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ...people expect lawyers (and everyone else) to work for free.

      Not quite. Continue on for my explanation...

      Although most people have only two choices: Allow for the "thick percentage" or have no representation at all.

      That's why people are pissed. They know that your options are extremely limited, and they take advantage of that fact by charging pretty much whatever they want.

    5. Re:Associated costs by Pojut · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I should also note that a six-figure education doesn't help lawyer costs, either...the price payed for a lawyer's education is just as ludicrous as the price they charge their clients.

    6. Re:Associated costs by HeckRuler · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...people expect lawyers (and everyone else) to work for free.

      Indeed how DARE the proles expect the legal system to function without ludicrous fees!

    7. Re:Associated costs by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      No, it's not that; it's the perception that lawyers are making a bit more than the $48/hr the average person makes. The lawyer worked 6 months, at 40hr/wk that's $340/hr? Of course lawyers work for free: every so often, a lawyer must do volunteer work as a "public defender."

      The problem of course is lawyers have to familiarize themselves with law, case law, and everything else relevant to the law. Yes, they're evil underhanded money-sucking bastards; but their work is costly to their lives. I dare say being a lawyer is severely character-damaging and somewhat like being in jail: the lawyer life is brutal and cutthroat, and in the end even a valiant "Defender of the Unfortunate" who actually tries to take on cases with a horrible imbalance of fairness is going to make zero reaching difference in the world. Their lives are a complete waste.

    8. Re:Associated costs by Pojut · · Score: 1

      "I got your legal system right here ::lifts toy shotgun::" -My grandfather while watching My Cousin Vinny.

      I'm not kidding.

    9. Re:Associated costs by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Trials aren't about finding out who is right. If it were that simple we wouldn't have attorneys. There's a lot of things that can go wrong, there's a lot of procedural rules that can sink a case quite quickly.

      There's an old saying, that a man who defends himself has a fool for a client. And there's a good reason why folks say that.

    10. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      the price payed for a lawyer's education is just as ludicrous

      Apparently it costs that much to teach someone how to spell.

    11. Re:Associated costs by Pojut · · Score: 1

      I'd say it depends on the situation and that person's knowledge of law. For example, if I was sued by someone, I would absolutely get a lawyer. If I was sued by someone back when I was working as a mechanic that related to my being a mechanic, I would likely have represented myself...I made sure to familiarize myself with the law surrounding that particular job because of the very nature of it. Luckily, I never had to use that knowledge...but it was good having it at the time.

    12. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > people expect lawyers (and everyone else) to work for free.

      Consider that this lawyer will have put in the minimum number of hours required during the course of the trial ( once his minimum-wage para-legal had looked-up the relevant legislation and case law ) and will have had several other cases in progress, as well as many notary responsibilities. An hour of work before each court appearance is a generous estimate.

      The $425,000 isn't the only income that he brought back for himself and his staff in this period. He wouldn't have starved if he'd "only" charged a tenth of that.

    13. Re:Associated costs by twidarkling · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, a lot of people do expect professions like lawyers and doctors to do some work for free. That old saw about meeting a guy at a party who says he's a lawyer, and asking his advice is true. People often think that just asking a question should be free, never mind that it does take that extensive education and some questions are fairly complicated to answer. But no, "oh, you make a lot of money usually, and this is just a question, so I should get access to your knowledge for free."

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    14. Re:Associated costs by Vrallis · · Score: 1

      No, it's not that; it's the perception that lawyers are making a bit more than the $48/hr the average person makes. The lawyer worked 6 months, at 40hr/wk that's $340/hr? Of course lawyers work for free: every so often, a lawyer must do volunteer work as a "public defender."

      $48/hr? Obviously you don't mean USD, so what currency are you using for that figure?

      Going by the US 2005 Census, the mean salary in the US was $43,362 a year. Figuring a 40 hour week that comes out to about $20.85 an hour. Personally I think that number is a bit high.

    15. Re:Associated costs by Pojut · · Score: 1

      This sort of thing happens all the time for me at work. "Oh, you used to be a mechanic? My car is doing this thing...what do you think it is?"

      Diagnostics aint free, bitches! Just kidding :-)

      But seriously though, it's safe to say that most people here on Slashdot have experienced their family asking for help with a problem related to the poster's interests/profession at least once.

    16. Re:Associated costs by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      What lawyer do you know that works 40 hours/week while litigating (I personally know none).

      Also, where does the average person make $48/hour, as that's over 90k/year?

      I'm not saying lawyers charge a reasonable amount (they don't), but if the case was pursued vigorously for 6 months 100k/month is not high for the trade at all.

      You figure there were likely 2 lawyers (they leave law school with the equivalent of a mortgage often, my friend finished Penn with of 6 figures of debt over 30 years at higher than mortgage interest rate), 2 or 3 paralegals, and a secretary working 20-80 hours a week each depending on the point of the case they were at.

      I get billing average of $255/hour each for 20 hour weeks. Of course they probably hired experts our of that money for 100-500/hour. The experts probably analyzed the files produced, looking for emails, photos etc. Also may have analyzed the software. And then produced a report.

      I would suspect that the 185,000 was 2/3 of the winnings (with the law form getting 92k). The other 350k being costs, including experts, who were likely the real winners, and didn't take any risk (except for the fact that law firms are notoriously slow pay).

      I think it's fair to say they did not have a full team even looking at this case part time in the end.

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    17. Re:Associated costs by AhabTheArab · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Most IT professionals will answer computer questions for free. Hell, even when it goes beyond just answering a question and it actually involves work, a lot of us will still do it for free or at least low cost.

    18. Re:Associated costs by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      That's kinda funny, as I considered making a point about how it'd be cheaper for the community as a whole if one of them simply hired a hit-man.

      But I opted out of that as they're suing the school, which continues on regardless if the offenders are dead, and the school is worth a lot more than a half mill and provides a required service.
      So while it may be natural to take matters into your own hands, it doesn't actually accomplish anything, and just causes more troubles. Indeed, this isn't even a case where the guilty-as-sin are getting off scott free, you just don't like the outcome.

    19. Re:Associated costs by jriding · · Score: 4, Informative

      The big difference between lawyer and most other skills is that as a IT person someone asks me for advice, I am not held accountable.
      A lawyer who is asked for advice by the very nature of answering is giving "Legal Advice" and can be held accountable even if it is in the setting of a party or casual question.
      Makes it a lot harder for a lawyer to just answer a quick easy question.

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    20. Re:Associated costs by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked there was more than one lawyer in this world. If you don't like one lawyer's cost, use another.

      (I've personally tried cheap, moderate, and expensive attorneys. The cheap ones suck. The expensive attorneys are all show but do as much as the moderately priced attorneys).

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    21. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I wish I lived in a country where the "average" ( median? ) person earned $48 per hour. That would be a socialist utopia.

      However, it is eminently reasonable to point out that it is very likely that there were two or even more attorneys working on this case, in addition to probably twice that many support staff, so your math is based on such guesswork as to be completely preposterous.

      Some lawyers do very well for themselves, many do not. Most people with law degrees are not even able to make a living practicing law and end up doing other things.

    22. Re:Associated costs by tsm_sf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This. An IT professional will do more free work than a doctor or lawyer would ever dream of. Some people have legal problems... everyone has problems with windows.

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    23. Re:Associated costs by BudAaron · · Score: 1

      The real losers are the taxpayers who provide funds for the school.

    24. Re:Associated costs by Pojut · · Score: 1

      In this instance, I don't think any outcome would be a good one. Regardless of the punishment or settlement put upon/awarded the accused/accuser, it wouldn't change the fact that this happened.

      Sometimes, winners still lose.

    25. Re:Associated costs by tcampb01 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Lawyers tend to have "tiered" pricing. e.g. if you bring them a case and they can settle the case by merely writing a simple letter, and the other side agrees and decides to settle, then the lawyer's cut tends to be small. The more work they have to do (e.g. if it looks like it's going to court, or if it actually DOES go to court, or if it goes to court and then has to go to appeals, etc.) the larger the chunk.

      And I suppose as an "IT guy", your model might be similar. E.g. if you can help someone merely by answering a simple question or a short email, you might not charge anything at all. But if your client were a lawyer, who asked you to spend several days being deposed about the workings of a laptop security program that takes pictures via the built-in webcam and then you had to go to court to testify... well you might actually *charge* for that much work. And the lawyer would have to pay you for it whether they win the case or not.

      Still, I am a bit surprised that the lawyer managed to take about 70%.

    26. Re:Associated costs by peragrin · · Score: 1, Informative

      bullshit. you have no recourse if you asked a lawyer in a bar about legal advice, act on said advice and get burned by it.

      just like you have no recourse if you ask a car mechanic about a funny noise at your local coffee shop, only to find out the it was something else entirely.

      The same is true for all skilled professions, from carpenter to lawyer, from doctor to plumber, unless they see it with their own eyes they can only go by what they are told is happening. The average person misses a lot of little details in their general descriptions that can change the end outcome drastically.

      I deal with electrcians, and home owners daily about electrical problems. Some of the questions I get asked by the average person scare me that this person would even attempt to touch a breaker in their panel. I used to keep a collection of what happens when a home owner gets the idea into their head they can save money by doing it themselves, and burn down their addition/house/garage.

      You pay someone not only for what they know but to see the details your inexperience misses. You aren't held accountable if they didn't tell you the complete details.

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    27. Re:Associated costs by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      Lawyers do not have expenses that equate to an amount that justifies taking $425,000 out of a $610,000 settlement.

      This is why we need tort reform that caps the largest amount that lawyers receive without capping the amount of damages to the plaintiffs.

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    28. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes you wonder what motivates pro deo lawyers, doesn't it.

    29. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As IT people we can always be held liable for advice we give. Just because most people don't do it, doesn't mean it can't happen. A lawyer that knows the law, knows that there are ways to give advice in which they will not be held liable. Not all legal advice is so risky that it can result in a real liability and as proof there are actually lawyers that do pro bono work all over the U.S.

    30. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...people expect lawyers (and everyone else) to work for free.

      Not quite. Continue on for my explanation...

      Although most people have only two choices: Allow for the "thick percentage" or have no representation at all.

      That's why people are pissed. They know that your options are extremely limited, and they take advantage of that fact by charging pretty much whatever they want.

      So can the students sue the lawyers for financial rape?

    31. Re:Associated costs by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      Usually the agreement is for the lawyer to get a healthy cut on a spec case, since the only payment they get is if they win.

      If there was a cap on the amount that a law firm could collect, they would be more selective on the number of cases they will represent. Instead of the current legal lottery they have now which translates into quantity versus quality and having to take a big cut out of the wins in order to make up for the expenses accrued by all the cases lost.

      I'm not against lawyers making money, but the current system benefits them more than the people they are representing. Also costs associated with the insane number of frivolous lawsuits filed by "ambulance chasers" are ultimately passed to consumers.

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    32. Re:Associated costs by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      That aside, why should the lawyer be taking the bulk of the award? Shouldn't the bulk of the damages be going to, you know, the people who were harmed?

    33. Re:Associated costs by ColdWetDog · · Score: 0, Troll

      This. An IT professional will do more free work than a doctor or lawyer would ever dream of. Some people have legal problems... everyone has problems with windows.

      Oh come on. "Reinstall Windows" doesn't take much effort, does it?

      You could do it in your sleep.

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    34. Re:Associated costs by zQuo · · Score: 1

      While theoretically true, practically, a lawyer is not accountable for bad advice. Has anyone you know (who is not a judge) ever brought that about?

      Lawyers are very hard to sue for bad advice, even just to recover fees paid. Professional courtesy and professional reciprocity help them a lot.

      But it's true that a lawyer's ability to shield accountability is worth $$$. If a client says, my lawyer advised me it was ok to [do something really stupid], then the client is somewhat shielded from really big penalties on top of normal damages. Of course, chances are, the lawyer almost always gets away unscathed. Lawyers and Accountants both have this ability, but for some reason, accountants are much more respected when they exercise it.

      Disclaimer: IANAL, so any corrections to this worldview are welcome.

    35. Re:Associated costs by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Not for free... but $400,000 is insane. The average skilled/educated professional doesn't make that much in 3 years working 10 hours a day.

      And working on a case doesn't take that long.. the lawyer's getting approximately $1,000 / hour.

    36. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      alternative option is to get a gun and take the money from the lawyer, but that's not really feasible for most people either.

    37. Re:Associated costs by Dragonslicer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This. An IT professional will do more free work than a doctor or lawyer would ever dream of. Some people have legal problems... everyone has problems with windows.

      If an IT professional were legally liable if they mess up something when doing free work, would any of them still do it?

    38. Re:Associated costs by Kijori · · Score: 2, Insightful

      bullshit. you have no recourse if you asked a lawyer in a bar about legal advice, act on said advice and get burned by it.

      just like you have no recourse if you ask a car mechanic about a funny noise at your local coffee shop, only to find out the it was something else entirely.

      In fact you may well have a legal recourse in both of those situations. If you ask someone for advice on a subject in which they are considered an expert - for example, for a lawyer, the law - then they can be liable in negligence if they give advice (simplifying quite a bit):
      -That falls below the standard that could reasonably be expected of somebody in their position
      -In a situation where a reasonable person would foresee that the advice would be relied on.

    39. Re:Associated costs by Kijori · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm not sure that that's true. I'm a law student and the solicitors that I know do a lot of work for free - both in the IT worker sense of giving friends small pieces of advice and by doing pro bono work for disadvantaged people.

      It's true that an IT worker might offer to do some actual work, such as reinstalling software or cleaning viruses off a computer, as a favour for a friend, but there isn't really any comparable work for a lawyer. First, any mistake you make could cost an incredible amount of money for both the friend and you; second, even fairly simple tasks, such as preparing a will, can take a long time because of the formalities involved.

    40. Re:Associated costs by bflong · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course it's outrageously expensive. They are taught by other lawyers.

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    41. Re:Associated costs by negRo_slim · · Score: 1

      ...people expect lawyers (and everyone else) to work for free.

      With this sense of proletariat entitlement you would think that we were all posting from the Soviet Union rather than the US of A and Western Europe.

      Although the percentage here is a bit much. Somewhere around 1/3rd is more the norm.

      Although most people have only two choices: Allow for the "thick percentage" or have no representation at all.

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    42. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...people expect lawyers (and everyone else) to work for free.

      With this sense of proletariat entitlement you would think that we were all posting from the Soviet Union rather than the US of A and Western Europe.

      Although the percentage here is a bit much. Somewhere around 1/3rd is more the norm.

      Although most people have only two choices: Allow for the "thick percentage" or have no representation at all.

      That's why the legal field needs to be socialized.

      First: ignorance of the law is no excuse.

      Second: if your civil rights are violated, you have to pay for justice.

    43. Re:Associated costs by ShiftyOne · · Score: 1

      The costs of the trial are normally subtracted from the winnings after the lawyer takes his percentage out of the cut. The lawyer really does win here. The reason he gets so much is the risk of losing the case and not getting any of those costs recuperated. In a contingency suit like this, the lawyer always wins big if he wins.

    44. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quite a few lawyers will discuss your problem in an open consultation for free. Any advice after that will cost you, kinda like people asking about windows. Initial advice is free but if you want me to tell you everything about it, I don't have the time and if you want me to take time off you'd better pay up. Also would like to point out that your employers don't pay you?

    45. Re:Associated costs by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ref: see "recursion".

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    46. Re:Associated costs by Beer+Drunk · · Score: 1

      Where's that T-Tex from Jurassic Park when you need 'im??

    47. Re:Associated costs by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      the lawyer's getting approximately $1,000 / hour.

      No "he's" not - The Lawyer's *firm* is getting $1000 per hour. That money is paying the lawyer, the lawyer's staff, the electricity bill, rent - on and on.

    48. Re:Associated costs by eth1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It doesn't matter if you're legally liable or not. Once you touch someone's computer, all future problems become YOUR problem, and they expect you to fix it for free.

      This is why I pretty much refuse to do anything like that outside of my job, free or not, unless you happen to be my parents or other similarly close relation.

      Besides, I work with computers all day. I don't want to work on my *own* computer when I get home, let alone someone else's...

    49. Re:Associated costs by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 1

      That's not including the other benefits provided (health, dental, life insurance) and taxes (e.g. Social Security and Medicare matches) paid on behalf of the worker. That said, that wouldn't add up to $48/hour even then. Maybe the high $20s.

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    50. Re:Associated costs by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      I would think this is the first law that lawyers would want to change.

    51. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the U.S., even offhand legal advice in a bar can easily create an attorney-client relationship. The attorney can be held accountable for any advice given.

      This is what makes such encounters so risky for the attorney. In such a setting, it's hard to get all the facts and information needed to give good advice. Giving legal advice based on an incomplete investigation is a quick way to get sued for malpractice.

    52. Re:Associated costs by schlameel · · Score: 1

      People do have the choice to cover the risk instead of asking the lawyer to do so. They could pay some hourly rate plus costs in which case the attorney is just working for them, the same way businesses use lawyers. What's to be pissed about? People don't want to risk their own money so they choose to pay the attorney a percentage of their "winnings".

      Didn't RTFM. Don't know how the money was divided in this case.

    53. Re:Associated costs by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      Maybe the problem isn't that the lawyer got so much. Maybe the problem is the students didn't get enough. Given how devastating a lack of money is in this world, if the amount all of the students got put together is not enough to pay for their defense then it makes more sense to give up your rights and be a victim.

    54. Re:Associated costs by Theaetetus · · Score: 2, Informative

      bullshit. you have no recourse if you asked a lawyer in a bar about legal advice, act on said advice and get burned by it.

      just like you have no recourse if you ask a car mechanic about a funny noise at your local coffee shop, only to find out the it was something else entirely.

      Yeah, you're wrong, previous poster was correct. The attorney-client relationship can arise without any formal contract, such as when an attorney gives you legal advice that you reasonably rely upon. This creates a fiduciary relationship, and the attorney can be liable for malpractice. It's not the same with a car mechanic, because a mechanic is not in a fiduciary relationship with a customer.

      Disclaimer: the above is not legal advice, I am not your lawyer, and based on your post, I would never willingly enter into a contract with you.

    55. Re:Associated costs by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      In a normal lawsuit a lawyer is worth the money. If you're injured crossing the street on foot and someone runs a stop light, you're up against a big corporation -- the driver's insurance company. If the lawyer settles (which is what usually happens) you get 3 times your medical bill. The hospital gets 1/3, the lawyer gets 1/3, and you get 1/3 for your pain and suffering.

    56. Re:Associated costs by tixxit · · Score: 1

      The problem is that it is usually friends or family that ask and I have a strict no-business policy when it comes to that group. Either I do it for free or I don't do it at all. At best, I'll tell them I expect dinner, baked goods, help with some home project, etc. For all people who aren't friends or close family, my advice usually ends at "buy the 3 year warranty."

    57. Re:Associated costs by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      I should also note that a six-figure education doesn't help lawyer costs, either...the price payed for a lawyer's education is just as ludicrous as the price they charge their clients.

      Those costs have a ROI that earns them income every year they practice law. It's absurd to believe that they must make up the cost of their education as quickly as possible, just ask the many non-lawyer professionals that must pay back student loans too.

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    58. Re:Associated costs by Psmylie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As a corporate IT person, I am strictly prohibited from giving out advice to other company employees for personal (non-company) equipment, because the company sees that as a potential liability. And it's also a handy excuse to not have to answer questions for everyone who neglects to run a virus scanner.

      Non-employees, though (such as friends and family) not only will impose on my time, but they seem to expect me to drop everything and fix their problems instantly. If I say No, I'm a jerk. If I charge them for the time... well, then I'm an asshole. Maybe I should just offer a work exchange: "I'll fix this problem for you, but you have to mow my lawn" kind of thing :P

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    59. Re:Associated costs by Etrias · · Score: 3, Informative

      bullshit.

      Holy shit, who modded this informative? This guy isn't a lawyer, he "works with electricians and home owners".

      Know what, my wife is a lawyer and I feel barely qualified to answer this post. What I do know is that my wife couldn't legally give advice to people unless she was a member of that state's bar association, even though she had been admitted into three other states and two federal jurisdictions. The law isn't the same from state to state and you can be held liable for your legal opinions.

    60. Re:Associated costs by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Hey if you want to give away work for free or little, that's your choice. Some lawyers do pro-bono work. Also most lawyers will give you free consultation to see if (1) you really need legal representation and (2) whether they want to take you on as a client.

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    61. Re:Associated costs by Kijori · · Score: 1

      You would think wrong.

      Negligence is, at least in the UK, almost entirely a common law cause of action. It has been developed over the course of several centuries by the courts - that is, by lawyers and by judges, themselves lawyers.

      There are some lawyers who seek nothing but self-enrichment at whatever cost. They are, in my opinion, a relatively small minority. There are also lawyers whose contribution in advancing the rights of the people and protecting the disadvantaged has been inestimable; the very principle, for example, that the Government has only those powers given to it by law, was created by a court. It is not by any means the only example.

    62. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's true! It's lawyers all the way down.

    63. Re:Associated costs by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter if you're legally liable or not. Once you touch someone's computer, all future problems become YOUR problem, and they expect you to fix it for free.

      They may expect you to fix it, and you may feel a professional or ethical obligation to correct your mistakes, but I don't think they can sue you for malpractice the way they can with a doctor or lawyer.

    64. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Legal malpractice.

    65. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi,

      hate to break it to you, but in the specific case of professional engineers in Canada we can be held legally liable for volunteer work and advice given free of charge. This has been upheld in "tort" law cases (which means that it applies even when there is no contract. It must conform to the three criteria for tort, however). There are two good references that explain this: Canadian Professional Engineering and Geoscience: Practice and Ethics By G. C. Andrews and Law for Professional Engineers by Marston.

      While I know that this is the case (as should anyone who is a PEng in Ontario, Canada, especially if they've just passed their PEng licence exam), it probably also pertains to any other professional, IT or otherwise.

    66. Re:Associated costs by Seumas · · Score: 1

      When musicians and other creative artists are given this same type of "choice", we say the labels are exploiting them. When lawyers and the legal system do it to people (and on top of that, people who have been criminally violated, and on top of *that*, children) -- we say "hey, at least you got *something*".

      Frankly, the full amount awarded to begin with is obscenely small considering the type of violations we're talking about, here. It should have been enormous and painful. Enough so that the whole local government would have felt it -- including all the tax payers. After all, they are each culpable in culminating and supporting an environment all these years in which we systematically permit and enable and excuse the erosion of countless liberties (especially children, who are rarely in a position to assert and/or defend themselves against such violations -- be they fingerprinting for lunch tickets, dropping their drawers so a pervy teacher can find a lost pen, or spying on them in the privacy of their own homes through webcams).

    67. Re:Associated costs by dmomo · · Score: 1

      That's the business problem. Every lawyer has a monopoly on their case.

    68. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lawyers and doctors are not legally liable for work they do for free, only when they take payment. That's why you aren't supposed to accept any money offered if you give someone CPR.

    69. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I used to keep a collection of what happens when a home owner gets the idea into their head they can save money by doing it themselves, and burn down their addition/house/garage."

      That should be an 'idiot' home owner.

      I often play in our electrical panel. I've even installed my own that has past inspections. I've had an experience where a licensed electrician totally f'ed up a sub-panel installation in a non-attached garage that shared a metal pathway with the primary structure that housed the main panel. In this type of installation the NEC, which I do have a copy of, requires that the sub-panel have its own grounding means and that the panel's neutral bus be isolated from the panel enclosure. Had to point-out to said licensed electrician what was wrong with his installation, which could have seriously injured or killed someone had a short-circuit occurred.

      If you passed first year physics or taken an electrical circuits course and armed with the NEC, the type of simple wiring used in most households is withing reach of the average layman.

    70. Re:Associated costs by igxqrrl · · Score: 1

      Do you have any support for your assertion?
      Do you know what the lawyer's expenses were?
      If you are a plaintiff with a legitimate lawsuit, what would you do if no lawyer agreed to take your case, because of a cap on his payments? In that case, would you be better off without caps?
      I'm sorry, but your post is written out of ignorance.

    71. Re:Associated costs by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 1

      The price payed for a lawyer's education is just as ludicrous as the price they charge their clients.

      It's the same walled garden that doctors have.

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    72. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a laywer was technically liable if they mess up some computer when doing free work, would any of them still do it?

    73. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you could become a lawyer and do it for cost + 10%. Since you think that is the ethical way it should be done, start leading by example. However, I'll bet you scratch for every cent you can possibly make at work, and change jobs when it's possible to make more money.

    74. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the UK it might be a small minority but in the US its a quite a bit more.

    75. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they had their install discs, and it wasn't a hardware problem, then yes. However, most people aren't getting the former, and a lot of them are getting the latter (especially with Acers, eMachines, and Gateways that have failed hardware)

    76. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since I'm a doctor, I'll have to call you on your "bullshit" call. Doctors are being held liable everyday for actions or inactions resulting from informal consults, so-called curbside consults. That's why our malpractice insurers warn against them.

    77. Re:Associated costs by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      Ignorance? Just because you don't agree with my assertion, doesn't make it a product of ignorance.

      Do you have any support for your assertion?

      I'm not alone with my assertion. Just look at the debacle over attorney fees arising from the multibillion tobacco lawsuit settlement.

      Anyway caps on the amount of contingency fee not only exist in some cases but have been ruled on one occasion as reasonable (33 1/3% ruled reasonable in Mass appeals "Smith vs. Consalvo" 1994).

      California has had a cap on contingency fees for medical liability cases since 1975. I haven't seen any evidence that the quality of medical care or a patient's ability to seek reparations for damages has suffered.

      Do you know what the lawyer's expenses were?

      Do you? How much was spent on court reporters used for depositions, paralegals to research the particulars of the case, travel expenses, courier costs, etc.? How much was done in house by the law firm? How much of the third-party expenses were paid by the law firm and not by the plaintiffs? See I can ask questions too.

      Keep in mind the case was settled out of court.

      If you are a plaintiff with a legitimate lawsuit, what would you do if no lawyer agreed to take your case, because of a cap on his payments? In that case, would you be better off without caps?

      Wow scare tactics. Funny there is no middle road - it's either all or none. Never mind that the cap could be a limit on the percentage of the award with a downward sliding scale like CA's MICRA.

      There is nothing wrong with putting a cap on the percentage allowed to be charged.

      In 2006, there were 1 licensed lawyer for every 264 people in the United States (source ABA for the number of licensed attorneys in 2006, and US census for the estimated population in 2006). There appears to be no shortage in the number of lawyers available to take a case. (In 2006 there were 1,128,729).

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    78. Re:Associated costs by jythie · · Score: 1

      For "P"rofessional (the legal, not social, definition) engineers the same is true in the US.

    79. Re:Associated costs by Myopic · · Score: 1

      No dude, it's not that simple.

      Lawyers are still overpaid, tho.

    80. Re:Associated costs by Myopic · · Score: 1

      "Have you tried turning it off and on?"

      "Are you sure it's plugged in?"

    81. Re:Associated costs by kenh · · Score: 1

      Please explain how they went through $425K worth of office space, paper, wages, etc? This was a slam-dunk, and it never went to court - it is a settlement. This case popped up in Feb. 2010, are you imagining it took a team of lawyers and countess hours researching to come up with so much evidence that the district found it cheaper to settle?

      From the article, two important paragraphs:

      The settlement calls for $175,000 to be placed in a trust for Robbins and $10,000 for a second student who filed suit, Jalil Hassan. Their lawyer, Mark Haltzman, will get $425,000 for his work on the case.

      The FBI investigated whether the district broke any criminal wiretap laws, but prosecutors declined to bring any charges.

      So the FBI couldn't find a crime to charge anyone with, but to save the school district the cost of a civil trial they paid(off) the lawyer $425K, gave $175K to one kid, and another kid got $10K for his me-too lawsuit - any word on the compensation for the other "victims" of this "crime" (they are alleged to have improperly taken 56,000 images in a two week period)?

      The issue against the student that raised the charge is that he apparently didn't pay $55 for insurance and wasn't supposed to take the laptop home in the first place. It is also alleged that he damaged two other district laptops prior to taking this laptop home improperly.

      The district has 2,300 students, each has a laptop.

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    82. Re:Associated costs by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      But who authorized it? Who's idea was it to have remote access to the webcam of these computers? What procedures were in place to determine when and for how long the cam were turned on? When a computer is deemed missing or stolen, why didn't they go to the student and/or student's parents first? Who, ultimately, decides to turn on the webcam and who views the pictures?

      The school is not the answer to any one of those questions. There is a person behind them and they should be held accountable for such a moronic and pervasive plan.

    83. Re:Associated costs by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      Whoops. Hit submit without clarifying "Smith v. Consalvo".

      Text from the ruling:

      Ms. Quinlan calculated her contingent fee by deducting from the $253,600 the amount attributable to legal fees, $41,319.78, and multiplying the remainder, $212,280.22, by one-third, a product of $70,760.07, to which was ultimately added $3,922.23 on account of disbursements, a total of $74,682.30. The calculation takes into account that Smith has already received and holds in his account the $41,319.78 awarded for his legal expenses. Consequently, the net contribution which Smith will be making to those expenses out of his own pocket will come to $33,362.52 ($74,682.30 minus $41,319.78). Smith's position is that under the contingent fee agreement, one-third of the recovery represented the upper limit of what would be a reasonable fee, but that when Ms. Quinlan certified to $41,319 as her reasonable fees under Section 1988, on the basis of time and customary hourly charges, she was bound by that figure and could not charge the contingent fee based on a percentage. Acting on a summary judgment motion, a judge of the Superior Court determined that Ms. Quinlan was entitled to her percentage fee and ordered entry of a judgment in the amount of $74,682.30, plus interest from August 2, 1991.

      Within that same ruling:

      The contingent fee agreement made by the parties adhered to the text which S.J.C. Rule 3:05(7) provides "shall be sufficient." In pertinent part it said:

      "(4) Reasonable compensation on the foregoing contingency is to be paid by the client to the attorney, but such compensation (including that of any associated counsel) is not to exceed the following maximum percentages of the gross amount collected. (Here insert the maximum percentages to be charged in the event of collection. These may be on a flat basis or in a descending scale in relation to the amount collected.) 33 1/3%.

      This portion was used as an argument that a cap of 33-1/3% for attorney fees were deemed fair when the state of Massachusetts argued for relief from one of the attorneys associated with the state's suit against the tobacco companies.

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    84. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No!
      It's just WRONG that the lawyer is getting 3/4,($425,000 of the $610,00,) of the settlement when, and I quote...

      "The district's insurer has agreed to pay $1.2 million toward legal and settlement costs." (from the Skunkpost blog)

      What should have happened is either:
      1. The district's insurer pay the lawyer directly and the WHOLE of the $610,000 amount given to the students in question.
      OR
      2. The lawyer take a set percentage, (no more than 30 to 40%,) AND NOT CHARGE EXTRA HIDDEN FEES!

      Most lawsuits of this kind have the lawyers charging outrages hidden fees so that they end up getting MOST of the monies.

    85. Re:Associated costs by moortak · · Score: 1

      Total cost on a JD comes to what 150,000 maybe 200,00? Double that to 400,000 and this case pays for the entirety of their education and still leaves plenty of money to pay for costs. Two cases like this a year and they are making a damn fine living. A six figure education doesn't begin to explain rates like this.

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    86. Re:Associated costs by Swanktastic · · Score: 1

      Whether you are a lawyer, doctor, or electrician, you can still be held negligent for pro bono work and required to pay damages if something bad happens.

    87. Re:Associated costs by Custard+Horse · · Score: 1

      Most people do not realise the overheads a lawyer has and most clients that I meet believe that the rate a layer charges per hour is the amount they take home. It's an illogical response as they don't even take into account that VAT (sales tax) currently at 17.5% in the UK, rising to 20% on 4th January 2011, forms part of the charge that the lawyer will never see before passing it onto the tax people, then income tax (40% for higher rate tax payers), national insurance payments (around 5%).

      So, make uninformed decisions about lawyers if you will but at least consider unleashing wraith on estate agents (realtors) first who make hay whilst the sun shines for 18 years out of every 20 when property pretty much sells itself. Emergency plumbers too - making money when water is pissing out all over the floor. And don't get me started on undertakers/morticians - making (a lot of) money out of the death of loved ones...

    88. Re:Associated costs by Shotgun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That most definitely works. Another option is to switch to Linux, and forget everything you know about Windows. Then you can look them straight in the eye and say that you haven't a clue about their problem.

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    89. Re:Associated costs by CosaNostra+Pizza+Inc · · Score: 1

      My understanding about most law schools (correct me if I'm wrong) is that the law students only need to maintain a 2.0 GPA to graduate, whereas most other grad students must maintain a 3.0. IMO, if law students can get away with that, then they should have to pay a high price for their education.

    90. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Water puts out fire. A hose is used to project the water. Fire can take a life. A life is worth a million bucks.

      Therefore: we should pay one million dollars for each fire hose and not complain about this.

      If you disagree: see above for concrete logic.

    91. Re:Associated costs by operagost · · Score: 1

      Actually, I would expect an ethical lawyer to occasionally take a case pro bono. It's not just charity; there are a lot of potential cases that could make a lawyer who's just getting by become prominent in the news for taking on a corrupt local government or company.

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    92. Re:Associated costs by Genda · · Score: 1

      Clearly you haven't tried teaching my Aunt Meg how to use email... I'll take the free will any day ;-)

    93. Re:Associated costs by Jainith · · Score: 1

      Maybe they should have thought of that before they made the system so ridiculously complicated that an average educated person still has no chance of successfully navigating the legal system without the assistance of a specialist (harbor pilot, priests...)

    94. Re:Associated costs by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      My understanding about most law schools (correct me if I'm wrong) is that the law students only need to maintain a 2.0 GPA to graduate, whereas most other grad students must maintain a 3.0.

      They started out requiring a 4.0 GPA, but the students thought this was unfair and brought it to the attention of the courts...

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    95. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a thought both professions involve performing services in a variety of unique circumstances.

      Advising someone badly on a legal issues might; ruin their life, send them to jail, get them executed... or maybe they just end up paying a small fine for wasting the courts time with a trivial issue.

      IT - most of the time your dealing with computers for friends, relatives, or business associates... But some IT people deal with issues that are critical (medical, defense, flight control systems)

      So just comparing these two professions without any regard to the task at hand is sillyness.

    96. Re:Associated costs by tftp · · Score: 1

      Two cases like this a year and they are making a damn fine living.

      The trouble is that they don't have "two cases like that" every year. Just like in every business, they have most of their cases just paying for the lights and rent of the office. Only now and then there is something big. Besides, there are very many lawyers in this country, and it's probably easier for any one of them to win a lottery than to get a big case. From an external POV the probability that a lawyer gets a case is 1. From any one lawyer's POV the same probability is 1e-6 (at best.)

      A six figure education doesn't begin to explain rates like this.

      These rates are explained by many factors; education is one of them, but hardly the main one. Lawyers operate in a pretty free marketplace because there are many qualified lawyers in any city or state. So they charge all they can get away with. The fee hopefully covers the expenses - including expenses on cases that they didn't win.

    97. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No offense to anyone, but this is a load of self-hyped crap.
      Lawyers charge even for consultation visits - hardly ever will you see any of them do anything for free. A long-running joke has always been lawyers billing for their time, even for the most mundane of encounters/conversations.
      The manner in which law is served in the United States needs to be regulated like the medical industry soon will be.

      As far as free work goes, the IT crowd well out-performs the law field. Hell, even if you know the least bit about temporary internet files, you're more qualified than someone's grandma, and you'll be asked about it.
      Furthermore, saying that IT people don't take comparable risks when working on computers/networks is bunk. Making a mistake on a machine can wipe recorded family histories, photos, monetary records, and yes, even lawful documents. And if they aren't properly backed up, then who's out an incredible amount of money?
      IT people routinely take larger risks than lawyers ever take - and lawyers will have paralegals doing all the work for them, anyway.
      There is no comparison - lawyers are thieves.

    98. Re:Associated costs by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Most specialized industries are the same way.

      Why does your mechanic charge so much for an hour's (or less) work? Well, it's because they have expertise. You aren't paying for the hour of work, you're paying for the years of learning how to troubleshoot and do the job correctly. You're helping recoup the investment, whether that investment was time, money, or a combination of both.

    99. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've become a fan of "It's a shame you didn't buy a Mac like I suggested when you asked for my advice on what computer to buy. Too bad I haven't used Windows in years. Good luck with your problem!"

    100. Re:Associated costs by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Funny that this comes up. There's a joke I heard once about a doctor asking for help with his computer, and the IT guy asking for free health advice, and the differences in responses.

      That happened to me recently, in the doctor's office. They'd just migrated to a new system and were having issues. The PA knew I was in IT and asked if I knew how to fix it. I said that I could probably fix it fairly easily, and asked what they would pay (or if they would comp my visit.) At first, apparently, she thought I was kidding. When she found out that I wasn't, she got indignant. When I asked why her time and expertise were more valuable than mine, she said "It's just a computer." Yeah. It's just a computer until it stops working and you don't know how to fix it, just like every other industry*.

      That was when I decided not to go back to that office. Unfortunately, I expect that there would be similar expectations just about anywhere you go.

      It's probably just as well that I didn't try to fix it, though. As someone notes below, once you give someone help like that, it's your problem for the rest of your life. Also, I wouldn't want to be blamed for any HIPAA-related issues.

      * Actually, in the medical industry, it's even worse. You legally can't get lots of medication without a doctor's script, so even if you know what you need, you can't "fix it yourself." Because of regulations.

    101. Re:Associated costs by ooshna · · Score: 1

      I enjoy the extra $50 I make off people who do dumb ass shit with there computer. I mean most people are happy having windows reinstalled making their computer run like new again. Throw a few free programs on it like avg and what not so its a little protected and off they go. If the mess it up again after a month I get another $50 dollars. As long as your courteous and explain what went wrong even if they have no clue what you are talking about they are usually happy and will refer their friends to you. I make an around $200 a month extra for about a total of 6-7 hours worth of work. Plus people are willing to come to you to save the money geek squad will rape them for.

    102. Re:Associated costs by ooshna · · Score: 1

      Yes but they will have to hire lawyers to do that.

    103. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An IT professional will do more free work than a doctor or lawyer would ever dream of.

      Call me when holding a CCNA or MSCE requires you donate a certain percentage of your time to doing computer work for people too poor to afford it.

      Why is it that I get the impression that so many people's opinions are guided by their complete and total ignorance of a subject?

    104. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pfft.

      When was the last time you've seen a lawyer held legally liable?

    105. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I should also note that a six-figure education doesn't help lawyer costs, either...the price payed for a lawyer's education is just as ludicrous as the price they charge their clients.

      This reminds me of a quote from The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam -- "I often wonder what the vintners buy one half so precious as the goods they sell."

      I first saw it on the business card of a local liquor store owner some fifty years ago.

    106. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why people are pissed. They know that your options are extremely limited, and they take advantage of that fact by charging pretty much whatever they want.

      Your command of written English is very poor.

      Either that, or you're stupid.

    107. Re:Associated costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With this sense of proletariat entitlement you would think that we were all posting from the Soviet Union rather than the US of A and Western Europe.

      I don't think it's that, I think people here just see the cost of lawyers as a drain on the system as a whole.

      I don't think it's unreasonable to envision a dispute resolution system where people don't need representation and can present their cases personally to the judge/jury and both can ask follow-up questions until they're satisfied that they understand the case well enough to make a decision. If we had such a system, the purpose of non-Judge lawyers would be as consultants that people could visit before the fact to determine the legality of some action.

      But instead we have a system where process and legal minutia are more important than the facts of the case and the smallest of mistakes made while arguing your case is counted against you. Under such a system, a highly-skilled/paid legal representative is the only sane option.

      For what it's worth, we do resolve small-claims disputes in a system like I described. We could save a lot of money as a country if more disputes could be settled in that kind of environment.

    108. Re:Associated costs by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Ref: see "recursion".

      I looked that up and all it said was: see "recursion".

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    109. Re:Associated costs by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Suing a lawyer for malpractice? That's cute.

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    110. Re:Associated costs by sjames · · Score: 1

      It's natural to be ticked off when the lawyer takes more than half. In this case, four annual salaries for professionals in other fields. Or when the lawyer gets a hefty check and the plaintiffs get coupons.

      The lawyers take a lot of the heat because they're the ones standing in front, but really the anger is over the entire legal system. People instinctively understand that when it costs that much just to stand a chance in court, justice is effectively denied to individuals. We've come a long way from the time when a lawyer might just be the smartest person you knew who was willing to help for what you could afford. Even then, there were professional lawyers (but it was not essential to have one) and many people looked sideways at them much as we do today.

    111. Re:Associated costs by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      If you make the problem worse, that person won't ask again.

    112. Re:Associated costs by Dr+Damage+I · · Score: 1

      I tried looking it up, but it just said the same thing your post does.

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    113. Re:Associated costs by jdc18 · · Score: 1

      That was the best lie I told to my mom. I only use linux i dont know how to change the font size on MS Office.

    114. Re:Associated costs by alexo · · Score: 1

      I doubt they would had win the case without a lawyer, don't you think?

      And that's the problem - justice should not depend on the ability (or even willingness) to pay. Yet it does, and the lawyers (including those that moved on to be judges, politicians, etc.) perpetuate the system.

  2. Irony by gatzby3jr · · Score: 4, Funny

    And the irony is? All the money came from the tax payers.

    1. Re:Irony by jwietelmann · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's not really ironic, seeing as those taxpayers voted the idiots onto the school board. It seems pretty appropriate to me. If I hire an employee who does something stupid on behalf of the company, I have to suffer for it. Taxpayers have to suffer for their bad hires, too.

    2. Re:Irony by shentino · · Score: 0, Troll

      Except that the taxpayers rarely get any say in who they "hire" when the corporate jungle owns all the media outlets and can pretty much dictate who the voters even know are on the ballot.

    3. Re:Irony by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      According to TFA, the insurance company covered it. Admittedly the cost will filter down into the premiums, but the taxpayer didn't take a significant hit here (although as another post points out, hiring morons has a financial cost, and this is just an example of that).

      What struck me as odd is that one student got $175k and the other only got $10k.

    4. Re:Irony by olddoc · · Score: 1

      The money came from the kids! They would have had the extra $425,000 if the lawyers didn't take the cut.

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    5. Re:Irony by characterZer0 · · Score: 1, Troll

      That is still a case of the voters being idiots.

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    6. Re:Irony by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      1 Donate money to dimwitted politicians running for low turn out positions like school boards

      2 Make them do really stupid things

      3 Sue the school board and collect class action damages

      4 Give the pols their share from the collection

      5 ...

      6 profit!

      Lather, rinse and repeat!

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    7. Re:Irony by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      No, the ironic part is that as part of the settlement, the lawyer will get most of the footage obtained from the school's spying.

    8. Re:Irony by CraftyJack · · Score: 1

      I don't think the "corporate jungle" cares much to dictate the results of the school board elections in Lower Merion, PA. Seems more like a lawn signs and flyers at the train station kind of thing.

    9. Re:Irony by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      That's not really ironic, seeing as those taxpayers voted the idiots onto the school board. It seems pretty appropriate to me. If I hire an employee who does something stupid on behalf of the company, I have to suffer for it. Taxpayers have to suffer for their bad hires, too.

      Most of those taxpayers don't want that responsibility and see no benefit to the "hires." Furthermore, how would -any- voter have known that the school board would appoint staff that were so draconian that they'd start spying on kids? That's not exactly information that's tattooed on canidates' heads.

      With stories where something bad happens to someone, it seems like there's always a large group of slashdotters who try to rationalize it, saying something along the lines of "Well, the victims did something stupid, so they deserved it." Is it just that we like kicking people who are down, or is it more along the lines of "... and I'm not stupid, so I'm comforted by fooling myself into thinking similar bad things can never happen to me,"?

    10. Re:Irony by stewbacca · · Score: 2, Funny

      The money came from the kids! They would have had the extra $425,000 if the lawyers didn't take the cut.

      Yes, I'm sure two teenagers would have been able to negotiate a $600k settlement using Wikipedia or YouTube.

    11. Re:Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoever they vote for they'll be labelled idiots in the end... and if they don't vote, people like you will say they don't get to complain about the idiots other idiots voted in place.

    12. Re:Irony by Ephemeriis · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Except that the taxpayers rarely get any say in who they "hire" when the corporate jungle owns all the media outlets and can pretty much dictate who the voters even know are on the ballot.

      Well, we're talking about a local school here... Not Washington politics... So it's unlikely that the corporate jungle or media outlets had much to do with who got voted in.

      But even if we're talking about Washington politics - it's still the voters fault that things are the way they are. Or, rather, the citizenship in general.

      It is your responsibility as a citizen to participate in the democratic process. You're supposed to educate yourself and then show up to vote. If you don't vote, or if you don't bother to educate yourself, you're part of the problem.

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    13. Re:Irony by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Typically in cases like this the school's insurance company pays (which it did). It results in higher premiums later so indirectly the taxpayer pays.

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    14. Re:Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone wants to blame 'dumb' people and 'dumb' voters, but in this case, by these standards, roughly 98% of voters are idiots. How were the voters in this case supposed to have precognition of the foolish choices that would be made by those that they put into power? By their ridiculously banal campaign advertisements? Impossible.

      The only way to have a reasonable amount of knowledge into the choices someone would make once in office is knowing not only what options said person would have to choose from once put into specific scenarios, but also an in depth understanding of that specific person as a whole- whatever unscrupulous or avaricious character defects that person has will never be known to anyone aside from people that have been in close contact with that person.

      Everyone wants to say Bush was an idiot, or Obama is an idiot, or Clinton is an idiot. This really annoys me to no end, almost like hearing people say, 'I love Brad Pitt!' or 'I hate Eugene Levy'- hate to tell you people, but you do not know Brad or Eugene. Nor do you know Bush, Obama, or Clinton. For all I know, they could all have wonderful personalities, warm affectionate sincere demeanors, humorous puns, and amazing wits-- I simply do not know, because I never met them, and even if I were to meet them, chances are I would be meeting only a strategically practiced guise/caricature full of empty tautologies and platitudes so as to not offend one of the millions of special interest minority groups with a slip of the tongue or maybe a supercilious expression.

      You can only be your actual self around very very few people. Sometimes, you cannot be your actual self around anyone at all. And you think you are going to learn a great deal about *any* candidate over the television radio or newspaper? No. People are so much more than what they 'say', and if all you have to go on is what they've 'said' (which are often prepared statements by people OTHER than themselves), you will have very little to base your opinion on- and certainly not enough to decide which candidate has the intellectual prowess, moral fortitude, and knowledge of domestic and foreign affairs / policy to warrant them even being a candidate for a position in which they would be the figurehead for an entire nation. I mean, take every thing you have ever said in your entire life that you now totally disagree with or can admit that it was a mistake to say, and put it on a paper. If those were the only things that a person knew about 'you', how accurate would their perception of you be today?

      So, in this respect, virtually every single person that votes is not only an ignorant/idiot voter, but also very irresponsible for participating in a vote without knowing nearly enough about the person they are voting for. I've never voted for a President, I have only ever voted locally when I knew exactly what one candidate was proposing change for and the other was against.

      Anyway, getting back to the point: If these people in the school system would have run to office actually stating what changes they were going to make (not like they even probably knew that this laptop thing would come up during their term, I mean, I doubt they had some long running conspiracy to get this position simply to push their agenda of spying on kids through their laptops), running on the ballot of 'We want to use your kids laptops to take photos of them without their consent or approval', well then sure, I doubt they would have gotten elected.

      I seriously doubt that the chunk of money the lawyer got was a justified portion. Who is going to do something about that? No one. No one at all.

    15. Re:Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because we all know that 1 vote actually counts....

      Even if you somehow convince 100 people that currently do not vote to spend time digging for the facts and get to the polls, they still won't have enough to go on to make an informed decision and those 100 will not by any far means sway the tide from the inevitable- and regardless of what candidate wins it's all the same in the end.

      People strive to accomplish some ridiculously impossible feats, all for naught, while ignoring the things in their own lives they can actually change.

      I told one guy a few years ago that I didn't vote, and man I wish I wouldn't have, the poor kid was younger than me and almost had a heart attack. His face was bright red with choler, he had to walk outside for a few minutes to regain his composure before he came back to apologize. I felt really bad for him, I mean, to get so worked up over something so futile?

    16. Re:Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's the big problem. What if I'm responsible and educated and make the "right" choices... and I'm massively outvoted by idiots... I still have to pay "my share" of the costs. That's what pisses people off. Because, as we all know, EVERYONE makes the right choice, it's only the "others" who are fucking things up. ;)

    17. Re:Irony by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      According to TFA, the insurance company covered it. Admittedly the cost will filter down into the premiums, but the taxpayer didn't take a significant hit here (although as another post points out, hiring morons has a financial cost, and this is just an example of that).

      That's another problem. There's this tendency to think that because "insurance covers it", there's no real cost.

    18. Re:Irony by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      No. The School's insurance company paid $1.2 million.

      Do the math, the school made a profit of $600k.

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    19. Re:Irony by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1

      The money came from the kids! They would have had the extra $425,000 if the lawyers didn't take the cut.

      Wrong. They would have $185,000 less than they got if the lawyers didn't take a cut.

    20. Re:Irony by tsstahl · · Score: 1

      I'm not denying that voters can be stupid, but I'm fairly sure none of the sitting board members during this fiasco campaigned on a platform of "let me watch your children in their bedrooms".

    21. Re:Irony by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Everyone wants to blame 'dumb' people and 'dumb' voters, but in this case, by these standards, roughly 98% of voters are idiots. How were the voters in this case supposed to have precognition of the foolish choices that would be made by those that they put into power? By their ridiculously banal campaign advertisements? Impossible.

      ...

      Everyone wants to say Bush was an idiot, or Obama is an idiot, or Clinton is an idiot.

      The best predictor of future actions is past actions. Keeping that in mind, I have a couple of things to point out:

      - If this school board gets reelected, you can reasonably consider the voters who did so to be dumb.
      - People who groused about Clinton or Bush and then voted for him again are dumb, however...
      - We basically don't elect people to the office of the President; instead, we elect parties. You probably have a decent idea of the kinds of things that a presidential candidate will do when you vote for him, even if you don't have past experience to draw from. You know Republicans are going to cut taxes for the rich. You know that neocons are going to inflate and spend. You know that Democrats are going to tax (the rich) and spend.

      What irks me the most is when politicians make bald-faced lies during their campaigns, but I think that's a rant for a different time.

    22. Re:Irony by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Hell, I don't live in a swing state, so every two years, I wonder why I bother going out to vote. I always do, though.

    23. Re:Irony by Hatta · · Score: 1

      If you don't vote, or if you don't bother to educate yourself, you're part of the problem.

      If you vote for either major party, you're a bigger part of the problem than those who abstain. There's no point in participating in a rigged game.

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    24. Re:Irony by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      We basically don't elect people to the office of the President; instead, we elect parties.

      I wonder. If we called them "political funerals" instead of "political parties", would we be any better off?

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    25. Re:Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right.... Because once one is voted into office, ethical failure and the subsequent responsibility is the voters fault. No wonder why so many lawyers end up as "public servants".

  3. Lawyers... by ihatejobs · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Lawyers are legalized crooks, news at 11. The world would be a better place without them. The fact that we need specialized professions to be able to properly navigate the legal system is, well, downright stupid.

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    1. Re:Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Exactly. If not for the lawyers, the students would be getting nothing and the school would still be spying on them. Same thing with computers, why do we need speciallized professionals to write software, or care for the sick, or fly airplanes?

    2. Re:Lawyers... by i-c-electrons · · Score: 0

      That's because the legal system is created by dumb lawyers... err politicians.

    3. Re:Lawyers... by ihatejobs · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You honestly think that the lawyer in this case deserves to get over double the payout that the students received? Oh wait never mind, your a troll. No sane person would think that.

      The lawyers pay in this case is beyond ridiculous. For the amount of work they do they are almost as overpaid as sports "professionals" who earn millions of dollars to play a fucking game.

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    4. Re:Lawyers... by zill · · Score: 1

      Programmers don't earn $425,000 for eight months of work.

      Plus you don't have to hire programmers. You can just pick up a book and learn programming yourself. The same can't be said about legalese. Programming languages are designed to be readable (except perl ;), while legalese is designed to be as unreadable as possible.

    5. Re:Lawyers... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      You honestly think that the lawyer in this case deserves to get over double the payout that the students received? Oh wait never mind, your a troll. No sane person would think that.

      Without his work the students wouldn't have gotten anything, because they never hired anyone - he worked for nothing in order to get a payout, why shouldn't he get the bulk. If the students wanted the bulk, they could have actually hired someone and paid upfront for their work.

    6. Re:Lawyers... by grumpyman · · Score: 1

      "The world would be a better place without them" - seriously? If they're all dead today I'm sure there's a bunch of people eventually will be come what you called 'lawyers'. Without the use of professionals, maybe we'll rely on the government or judges to kindergarten the parties involved in each case, sorta like Judge Judy? So we're looking at big tax raise for it, maybe unless we televise all the drama online. Or maybe we can just all move to a place where judgments are made very rapidly - how about China? Seriously, is there a better alternative or the so-called democratic society we live it today?

    7. Re:Lawyers... by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Ninety percent of lawyers give the other 10% a bad name.

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    8. Re:Lawyers... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      Lawyers are legalized crooks, news at 11. The world would be a better place without them. The fact that we need specialized professions to be able to properly navigate the legal system is, well, downright stupid.

      Plumbers are legalized crooks, news at 11. The world would be a better place without them. The fact that we need specialized professions to be able to properly navigate the plumbing system is, well, downright stupid.

      Coders are legalized crooks, news at 11. The world would be a better place without them. The fact that we need specialized professions to be able to properly navigate the computer system is, well, downright stupid.

      Garbage men are legalized crooks, news at 11. The world would be a better place without them. The fact that we need specialized professions to be able to properly navigate the refuse system is, well, downright stupid.

      Bonus: Unlike the examples I used above, you can, as a citizen in a democratic country, change the laws so that specialists become superfluous. This really is on you as much as any lawyer.

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    9. Re:Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      FACT: Laws are vague and hard to read BECAUSE LAWYERS WRITE THEM.

      FACT: Lawyers write laws like that to confuse the layman and cloud the issues.

      FACT: The entire world would be a better place without lawyers and any law penned by a lawyer or is more than 100 words in length and can not be understood easily by a person with an 8th grade education.

      What I get sick of is that Lawyers retire to become Judges.. So they can perpetuate their "good ol' boy" network and scratch the backs of those that scratched theirs when they were younger.

      This is how it has been for centuries.. The USA simply modeled their system to match the corrupted practices that europe had running already.

      Want to make things fair and honest?

      No lawyer can EVER be a judge.
      No law can be over 1000 words in length and must be distilled down to be easily understood by anyone.

      Innocent until proven guilty needs to be real. The prosecution has to produce all the evidence to prove guilt. Right now you have to work like hell to prove you are innocent while the prosecuting attorney can make wild speculations. You should be able to sit there quietly and still win a case if you are honest.

      Any lawyer that introduces any fabricated evidence is instantly disbarred for life.

      Any judge found to be dishonest get the death penalty by public hanging or public firing squad.

      I also would prefer that dirty cops be beaten to death publicly as well.

    10. Re:Lawyers... by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      Actually it's designed by the courts. Initially the law was pretty simple. You could pick up Blackstone and probably be a pretty good jackleg lawyer. The problem is that over the years, lawyers have continued to find loopholes in the law. At first it was easy, "the law didn't say I couldn't hit him with a hammer, only that I couldn't shoot him". So the courts had to add in "and you can't hit him with a hammer either". The more times a loophole was found, the more the law changed to account for the loophole.

      So the law is very precise and the language around it too. It's gone from spirit of the law to letter of the law. You need lawyers to read the law and find that little loophole where your client can get off on a technicality.

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    11. Re:Lawyers... by cfulton · · Score: 1

      If I had mods I'd mod you up. Yeah ok, the students need to lawyers or they won't win the case. But, that does not mean that a fair cut for the lawyers is 70% of the take. Even on spec that is outrageous. If a stock broker to 70% of your earnings you would get a new stock broker. You might need him to play the market but that would be an criminal percentage of the cut. Maybe it is the fault of the kids for picking the wrong legal firm? I can't believe that the solution is a new law. Then you would just have to hire a lawyer to hire a lawyer. Lawyers are legalized crooks but we are the ones who allow them continue to operate as such.

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    12. Re:Lawyers... by rtaylor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sure they do. There are lots of small software shops that easily charge that amount for 8 months work; and just see what happens if you want 8 months work out of a 4 man development team at your local IBM shop.

      More to the point, what would you expect a developer to charge if their payment was dependent on financial success of the product they created? I.e. The software shop gets nothing if the software doesn't make money.

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    13. Re:Lawyers... by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Indeed, why, all those lawyers, WTF did they do for Rosa Parks, and black kids wanting the same education as the white kids and all those other minorities who wanted to have the same rights as the majority, like being able to vote?

      And the lawyers here in Massachusetts, who convinced the Supreme Judicial Court that, yes, gay people do indeed have the right to marry, lazy bastards, all they did was point to a couple of amendments in the Constitution and the Commonwealth charter!

      And DO NOT get me started on the Southern Poverty Law Center! Suing Klansmen and Nazis just because they like to beat up and murder people.

      Yeah, get rid of all the lawyers.

      Until YOU need one, of course.

      Thank you for proving the truth of Ted Nelson's comment about fools and computers.

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    14. Re:Lawyers... by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't go quite that far, but it's like Vegas: ultimately, the house always wins.

      In law, lawyers are the house.

    15. Re:Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd also like to point out that this isn't eight months of 'dedicated' work.
      The time involved in waiting for various events in court cases leave the lawyer time during a normal work day to handle other cases unlike a programming job where the same project is worked on solely until completion.

    16. Re:Lawyers... by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      The fact that we need specialized professions to be able to properly navigate the legal system is, well, downright stupid.

      Have you seen the opinions expressed by the non-lawyers on sites like Slashdot? EVERYBODY is a constitutional expert (self-proclaimed, of course) around here. You'd prefer that to trained and educated legal experts? If Slashdot is good enough for you, then you should try looking at some YouTube comments and reconsider.

    17. Re:Lawyers... by zill · · Score: 1

      Actually it's designed by the courts

      Courts filled with lawyers. Lawyers who would all profit from over-complicating the language being used in courts.
      The prescution profits from it.
      The defense profits from it.
      Even the judges profits from it.

      I agree that legalese evolved this way due to lawyers seeking loopholes, but regardless of how it became this way, the current legalese is broken and flawed because it's impossible for the average citizen to understand.

    18. Re:Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well it's not like the students did any work either. They just got photographed by a school laptop and complained about it.

      There's no perticular reason why the students should get the larger share of the money. The lawyers however have costs associated with staff, time, and supplies as well as opertunity costs.

    19. Re:Lawyers... by ezberry · · Score: 1

      It's the fault of the people that engaged this lawyer that they paid so much. If they wanted a cheaper lawyer, a cheaper lawyer was almost certainly available.

      It doesn't make sense when people blame lawyers - the job of a lawyer is to zealously defend the interests of their client. If lawyers made their own decisions about the merit of a client's case, there would be a two-level judicial system - which is insane. When a fat person sues McDonald's for being fat - blame the fat person, not the lawyer. If you think society is too litigious, blame society.

      Also, there is no functioning legal system on this planet that doesn't require specialized professionals. Maybe you could develop one?

    20. Re:Lawyers... by Abstrackt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Easy there, Skippy. AC was saying that this probably wouldn't have ended well without a lawyer involved, in response to you saying lawyers are "legalized crooks" and that "the world would be a better place without them". Of course the amount the lawyer took is ridiculous, no one said otherwise.

      You don't win a gold medal in ten seconds, you win it by training almost non-stop the rest of the time. And you don't charge what you think is fair, you charge what they think is fair. If someone offered you millions of dollars to write code would you say no? I've charged upwards of $150 an hour and companies were happy to pay that amount for a specialized skill set. I imagine the same thing happened here: the lawyer's take was worth it to the students.

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    21. Re:Lawyers... by zill · · Score: 1

      More to the point, what would you expect a developer to charge if their payment was dependent on financial success of the product they created? I.e. The software shop gets nothing if the software doesn't make money.

      Lawyers get paid regardless of the outcome of the case.

      If they win, their pay comes from the settlement. (not as a percentage, but as a fixed amount)

      If they lose, their pay comes from client.

    22. Re:Lawyers... by Loadmaster · · Score: 1

      Yep, we rule.

    23. Re:Lawyers... by a_nonamiss · · Score: 3, Interesting

      How about if you went to a stockbroker and said "Hey, I know this really hot stock. I can tell you which one it is, and YOU can invest YOUR money into it. On top of that, YOU can keep 70% of the profits!"

      I'd like to meet any stockbroker that would go for this sort of arrangement, because I've got some pretty mean ideas for investments, and hell, I'd let them keep 75% of the profits!

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    24. Re:Lawyers... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      The fact that we need specialized professions to be able to properly navigate the legal system is, well, downright stupid.

      The fact that you need to pay lawyers to navigate the legal system designed by lawyers is pretty clever, actually. Now if I could only figure out how to charge users big fees to navigate the software I write, I'd be making as much as lawyers do!

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    25. Re:Lawyers... by Fastolfe · · Score: 1

      These "loopholes" can be completely legitimate ambiguities, sometimes intentionally added to the law (i.e. relying on something subjective involving a "reasonable person"). The courts resolve those ambiguities.

      But you're right: Simply reading the statutory law is completely insufficient, since, despite the work of the court system, the statutory law remains the same. You just end up with a mountain of case law layered on top of the statutory law that the lawyer then has to navigate. You have to separate out what's applicable in this case, find out what the appellate courts have had to say in this jurisdiction (and sometimes push for a different jurisdiction based upon that research), and find a way that you can argue the facts of the case away to make this case like some other case, or try to find an ambiguity of your own that you can try to bend to your favor.

      I don't trust myself to do a good job wading through all of that, so I have no problem whatsoever hiring someone that's an expert in these things.

    26. Re:Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree on plumbers, at least in Massachusetts, not sure about other states. It's illegal to do your own plumbing here. The reasoning is that some morons have, in the past, managed to hook up their drains to the water supply. Thanks to that, it's a public safety issue for me to repair the bathroom tap. Even just popping the cap off the top and loosening the screw on one of the taps is technically a crime. Yes, even in my own house, not just doing it for someone else for money. I should note that, like many things in similar professions, although it is partly about public safety, it's mostly about preserving a medieval style guild system whereby only inducted members of the society are permitted to do the work. Not that plumbers are monsters or anything, it's just that 90% of plumbing work I need, I can do myself perfectly safely, it's just illegal to do it.

      What you say about coders doesn't make much sense. I went to university for computer science, but I was coding before then and I don't currently have the protection of any sort of special licensing requirements to keep other people out of my field. I like it that way, incidentally.

      Depending on where you live, the laws on garbage disposal may, in fact, involve legal, or even illegal, crooks. Mafia and other organized crime involvement in that industry isn't just a cliche for the movies. Once again, it comes down to a public health issue, so laws are passed and, especially in large municipalities, there's a lot of corruption and often all business is channeled to one provider. As it happens, in my area I have a number of options. I deliver my own trash to a transfer station once a week at reasonable prices, and I could also schedule pickup with several other companies, rent a dumpster, etc. In a lot of big cities I would probably only have one realistic choice. Incidentally, that doesn't mean I think that garbage men are crooks. The actual drivers and so forth tend to be hard working guys who probably don't earn enough for what they have to go through. A lot of waste disposal companies, on the other hand, are run by some pretty shady characters.

      Sure, we can change the laws. The problem is, it's a lot more than laws that need to be changed. Remember, in this particular case, the students, or at least their guardians, could have fought the case in court on their own, without a lawyer. You can do your own legal work without being a member of the guild. But it's a fairly well known phrase "a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client". It's especially well known among lawyers, a class which includes all judges. Quite a few judges have a bias against people representing themselves and they're all members of bar associations, which function in a number of roles, one of them being as lawyer advocacy groups, some of which have tried to eliminate the right of people to represent themselves in court (for their own good, of course). So, frankly, if you don't have a lawyer, even if you have a good grasp of all the procedure and law and dot all your i's and cross all your t's, you still have less chance of winning.

    27. Re:Lawyers... by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      You honestly think that the lawyer in this case deserves to get over double the payout that the students received?

      That's a bit of a stretch... Most of this discussion has been about how useless and evil lawyers are. I certainly agree that 2/3 of the settlement is ridiculous, but AC's point isn't about the value of the settlement and fee, it's that without a lawyer working on contingency there wouldn't be much to do to stop the spying. Now it would be nice if this would have been sorted out in a criminal court... I find the whole idea of "somebody fucked up, how do I get paid?" to be absolutely revolting.

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    28. Re:Lawyers... by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      Have you seen the opinions expressed by the non-lawyers on sites like Slashdot? EVERYBODY is a constitutional expert (self-proclaimed, of course) around here.

      The US Constitution is an extremely simple document: only a lawyer could claim that 'Congress shall make no law' actually means 'Congress can make a law whenever it feels like so long as it's to protect the children/stop terrorism/protect us from evil corporations/lock up evil traitorous antiwar protestors, etc'.

      Heck, the average law coming out of Congress these days has a hundred times as many pages as the founding Constitution of the nation.

    29. Re:Lawyers... by jriding · · Score: 2, Informative

      if they are on contingency fee, if they loose the client does not pay. only if they win do they get paid.

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    30. Re:Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the lawyers here in Massachusetts, who convinced the Supreme Judicial Court that, yes, gay people do indeed have the right to marry, lazy bastards, all they did was point to a couple of amendments in the Constitution and the Commonwealth charter!

      Had the laws written by the lawyers not gotten in the way of gay marriage in the first place, this would have been a non issue. Yea, we need lawyers alright - to fix the problems the previous generations of lawyers created.

      Thank you for proving the truth of Ted Nelson's comment about fools and computers.

      It would seem you are in the same boat as the parent poster.

    31. Re:Lawyers... by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I think it has more to do with the rule of law, as opposed to the rule of morality.

      The problem is that nobody can agree on what is morally right/wrong in any particular situation. So, instead we have set up a set of rules that define what is right and wrong, and we can usually determine in a more objective way whether these rules were broken or not.

      The problem is that in our quest to have the rules reflect morality they get more and more complex, and so determining if they were violated becomes more and more of a specialized skill. Navigating the rules becomes a game, and we have those who specialize in it.

      You could have a court system that required no lawyers at all. Each side would have a set number of hours based on the matter at issue to say or present anything they cared to. A randomly-selected jury (with minimal voir dire if any) would each vote on guilt/liability. If the vote exceeded some threshold (or perhaps we use the lock them into a room until they agree method) then the verdict is issued. There would be no rules of evidence, and no statues of any kind. Basically anybody could do anything that they thought they could convince 12 people that they were in the right regarding. Anybody could bring a charge against anybody else and drag them before 12 people, but of course if they do so frivolously they might find themselves standing before the jury at hand of those they confused.

      We'd probably still have lawyers, just as politicians have campaign managers despite there not being any legal requirement for them. Lawyers would be people who are good at making a case for you. No doubt they'd take a chunk of the winnings. Maybe, on the other hand, some jurors would announce in advance that they would intend to vote against anybody who hired a lawyer if the other side did not do so (which would be fine - there are no rules here), and everybody would have to take that into account as well.

      Most people would not like such a legal system - it would be VERY unpredictable. Predictability is one of the greatest virtues of the current system, and one of its greatest vices as well. For certain, if you end up in court one way or another I can safely predict that you're going to get screwed...

    32. Re:Lawyers... by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Err...

      s/statue/statue/
      s/confused/accused/

    33. Re:Lawyers... by __aagbwg300 · · Score: 1

      Well said. One issue that everyone seems to be missing here is that the lawyer was paid from a settlement. So before we start throwing out angry calls to reform the legal system and even a few tortured comparisons to universal healthcare, let's remember that the school district's lawyers agreed to that amount. The money wasn't mandated by a back-room middle-of-the-night-passsed-by-Congress law. It was agreed to by the losing party (the school), probably because they thought that they would lose even more money if a jury had to come up with a number.

      Most slashdotters agree that this was the verdict was correct and if we had been collectively sitting on the jury we would probably award a big number to punish the elected officials who approved this program. The school board has the headache of finding money to pay off their mistake. In the next school board election, you can rest assured that anyone who runs against an incumbent is going to use this settlement to beat their opponent over the head.

    34. Re:Lawyers... by Kijori · · Score: 1

      They could easily have hired a lawyer that wouldn't have taken as much; in fact, the very same lawyers would probably have accepted a lower cut. The difference is that this was governed by a conditional fee arrangement - what's often called "no win, no fee". If they had lost the lawyers would have been out a large amount of money.

      These arrangements are entirely voluntary for the people suing; the idea is to allow people who otherwise wouldn't be able to afford the legal representation to pursue a claim. For it to be worth the lawyers' time it needs to pay more on success than a normal case.

    35. Re:Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lawyers get paid regardless of the outcome of the case.

      If they win, their pay comes from the settlement. (not as a percentage, but as a fixed amount)

      If they lose, their pay comes from client.

      Demonstrable need for a "-1 Wrong" mod.

      Proof of incorrectness: Contingent fees and pro bono work.

    36. Re:Lawyers... by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      He's worse than a troll. He is a lawyer.

      And when you need to pay a fortune for a "middleman" to have yours rights respected, is a sign something is terribly wrong with the system.

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    37. Re:Lawyers... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      You do realize that we judge the specialized professionals who write software on the basis of the software they write, while we judge the specialized professionals who deal with the legal system according to a standard set up by others of that profession?

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    38. Re:Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Programming languages are designed to be readable (except perl ;),

      Haha. I know you're joking, and this is probably off-topic, anyway, but Perl is actually one of the few languages (perhaps even the only one, but I can't be sure) that try to make sense to someone who's not already well-versed in the field.

      To someone who's never done programming before, C or Java or Ruby are going to be just as cryptic as Perl initially; the difference between these, then, is that Perl borrows heavily from natural languages and tries to make things easy (read: natural) for the programmer by aligning itself with how people already work. This is in contrast to languages like C etc., which instead try to make things easy for the compiler (although other modern languages like Ruby are influenced by Perl and the different model it brought to the table, too).

      There is a historic reason why other languages focus on the compiler, of course, and there's certainly still applications where it still makes sense to do so. That is, more generally speaking, neither approach is fundamentally good or bad; they're just different approaches, each with their own strengths and weaknesses.

      Long story short, though, I think that somebody who's never programmed before *at all* would find it easier to pick up Perl than, say, C. Of course, someone who already knows other "traditional" languages will find it easier to pick up C since they already have a mental model of what programming languages are like into which Perl doesn't fit quite as well as C, but for someone who's starting with a blank slate, Perl will be easier.

    39. Re:Lawyers... by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      How about just getting rid of class action?

    40. Re:Lawyers... by ihatejobs · · Score: 1

      And when you need to pay a fortune for a "middleman" to have yours rights respected, is a sign something is terribly wrong with the system.

      My thoughts exactly. Someone mod this up!

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    41. Re:Lawyers... by ejtttje · · Score: 1

      I don't think AC's point is that lawyers never take on good cases, the problem being raised is that we need lawyers in order to pursue these cases in the first place. If the law was "user accessible" then reasonably intelligent people could represent themselves, or at least pay others non-exhorbitant fees to do so. The fact that normal people cannot understand and process the law throws into question how we are expected to obey those laws in the first place.

      I think a big part is simply that the law is a mishmash of original bills, amendments ("come from" anyone?), and case law (execution log?). Government really should modernize and make an effort to adopt some kind of revision control system where the current law is maintained as a single set of documents with a changelog. You could imagine different jurisdictions maintaining patchsets against the federal codes. But good luck with such an overhaul, few lawyers are going to support making their profession more accessible, they profit too much from the confusing mess we have now.

    42. Re:Lawyers... by ejtttje · · Score: 1

      Err, actually, GP is not AC, s/AC/GP/

    43. Re:Lawyers... by wannabe-retiree · · Score: 1

      FACT: "FACT" does not mean what you think it means.

    44. Re:Lawyers... by narrowhouse · · Score: 1

      I think you will find there are a number of legal systems that don't require a professional. Tribal and religious courts that are older than most nations have long existed for the same purposes and require only an understanding of the mores, traditions and yes, Laws of a particular group. A person who is more experienced in dealing with these courts may have a better chance of success but I don't think you would be able to call many of them "specialized professionals". It is only when the Law of a group or nation has grown so byzantine that it almost impossible to live a life without violating some aspect of it that you will find the necessity for a professional group to manage the complexity. In many "modern" sovereign states it has become common to pass laws with thousands of pages that have never been reviewed or considered as a whole. New laws often flagrantly and purposely contradict existing laws. Some are passed with the sole intention of having an excuse to stop and detain people when it is convenient, some are passed for political gain, and some are passed for reasons known only to the few people who secreted them away in an omnibus of unrelated legislation.The fact that modern law is so incomprehensible to the laity is a testament to it's dysfunction, not a justification of its existence. Ignorance of the law is no excuse, but when law itself has become so incomprehensible that even attorneys and judges can scarcely decipher its intent with regard to the common, good can any of us claim we are not ignorant?

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    45. Re:Lawyers... by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1

      Programmers don't earn $425,000 for eight months of work.

      Programmers generally don't take speculative jobs where they only get paid if the product is a success, and they generally don't have a staff working on the program with them that they are paying. Taking into account that likely staff size involved in a case of this type, and the fact that lawyers taking cases on contingency need to make from the wins enough to cover the cases they don't win, the hourly rate is in fact reasonably comparable to that of a good programming consultant.

      Plus you don't have to hire programmers. You can just pick up a book and learn programming yourself. The same can't be said about legalese. Programming languages are designed to be readable (except perl ;), while legalese is designed to be as unreadable as possible.

      As someone who has had occasion to read many a programming book (programmer for 30+ years, dealing with everything from embedded systems to consumer software to enterprise back end stuff), and has had occasion to read the law (took a break a while back from programming and spent 3 years in law school), it is clear to me that you have never actually seriously tried to read the law. It is no more difficult than any other material that is written at an adult level and that assumes that the reader is intelligent.

    46. Re:Lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What did those lawyers did for Rosa Parks, black kids, etc. was great when viewed locally, but the law of unintended consequences is far more powerful than even our bloated legal system. As a result of Brown v. Board and its cousins school reassignments in a number of cities needs approval by a court decades later, a nice drain on resources from underprivileged students. In my hometown in NC, there are lawsuits flying left and right over an attempt to try to assign students to their closest available school so that funds spent on transportation can go to real education.

      The guiding principle of Brown v. Board is rather silly when looked at in the abstract: "Separate but equal is inherently unequal," ignores that in most cities a single school for everyone would be huge and ineffective. The same goes for individual teachers - "Jimmy got the good science teacher, we should all have the opportunity to get that teacher" carried to its logical conclusion would lead to hundred student classes, which is not tenable for high school. The flaw wasn't that the schools were separated, but that they were nowhere close to being equal. I can accept that the judges remedy was an imperfect remedy in an imperfect world, but the judges do have to live with the legacy of rejecting private gifts for one school in the spirit of equality.

      As to the lawyers in Massachusetts who convinced the court of the existence of rights that no author of the constitution/amendments/charter would agree were there, they should be ashamed of themselves and the judges should be disbarred. I don't really care about gay marriage as such but treating laws as malleable is dangerous for the rule of law in the long term. Beyond that, I would have thought that Roe v. Wade would have taught us that letting courts cut off debate on social issues only sets the divisions in stone rather than allowing us to reach some sort of compromise that can adjust as times change.

      As to the SPLC, I am not familiar enough to comment on their work. I have no problem with them going after murderers, though suing Klansmen or Nazis for organizational membership does again seem to set a poor precedent ("Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party" is generally seen as oppressive after all).

    47. Re:Lawyers... by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      Perl is actually one of the few languages (perhaps even the only one, but I can't be sure) that try to make sense to someone who's not already well-versed in the field

      Hmmm, yeah, I can see exactly what you mean ...

    48. Re:Lawyers... by westlake · · Score: 1
      Lawyers are legalized crooks, news at 11. The world would be a better place without them. The fact that we need specialized professions to be able to properly navigate the legal system is, well, downright stupid

      The geek typically doesn't understand the most basic distinctions between civil and criminal law.

      State and Federal jurisdiction.

      Probable cause. The burden of proof. The presumption of innocence, The admissibility of evidence.

      His notion of "plausible deniability" is a Rube Goldberg contraption that would embarass a Hans Reiser.

      He is a stout believer in jury nullification.

      Which - historically - is far more likely to let loose the good old boys - and send the outsiders to the gallows.

    49. Re:Lawyers... by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      By your logic, it would have been equally acceptable if each student had received a penny of the settlement, because obviously, without his work, they wouldn't have gotten anything.

      --Jeremy

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    50. Re:Lawyers... by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      "Normal people" can and do understand and process the law.

      They go to school, study the law, graduate, pass the bar exams and become licensed lawyers.

      Just like plumbers, electricians, doctors, etc.

      Just because YOU don't understand the law, it doesn't necessarily mean that everyone doesn't understand it.

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    51. Re:Lawyers... by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      Right. Because there are no more classes/groups of people that are hurt or deprived of their fundamental rights anymore.

      Except when they contract food poisoning from tainted meat or eggs, injured or killed by poorly tested medicines, or are told that they have no rights, based upon nothing more than who they choose to love, or their desire not to be beaten or killed by scumbags.

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    52. Re:Lawyers... by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      Had the laws not written by lawyers (fill in the blank) (fill in the number of decades/centuries/millenia) etc etc etc.

      No claims there's no such thing as bad laws.

      Which is why lawyers are needed to convince judges or lawmakers to strike down those bad laws.

      Sorry about your pisspoor strawman up there.

      Better luck next time, oh, AC who is too scared to use its real name.

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    53. Re:Lawyers... by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      Read a lot of Ayn Rand when you were a lonely teenager, didn't you, oh AC who is too scared to use its real name.

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    54. Re:Lawyers... by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Programming languages are designed to be readable (except perl ;)

      Blasphemy, heathen! What part of...:
      #!/usr/bin/perl
      not exp log srand xor s qq qx xor
      s x x length uc ord and print chr
      ord for qw q join use sub tied qx
      xor eval xor print qq q q xor int
      eval lc q m cos and print chr ord
      for qw y abs ne open tied hex exp
      ref y m xor scalar srand print qq
      q q xor int eval lc qq y sqrt cos
      and print chr ord for qw x printf
      each return local x y or print qq
      s s and eval q s undef or oct xor
      time xor ref print chr int ord lc
      foreach qw y hex alarm chdir kill
      exec return y s gt sin sort split

      ...don't you understand?!?!?

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    55. Re:Lawyers... by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      Or maybe because class action would cause each of those people to get $1.30 USD instead of paying for their medical bills, and also remove their right to sue individually.

    56. Re:Lawyers... by corezz · · Score: 1

      What confuses me then is why the kids thought they might lose that they decided a crappy deal where the lawyer gets 2/3 of the pie was fantastic? It's a pretty open and shut case where everyone knew the kids were going to win (and for those paying attention it was clear it would lead to a settlement) so why on earth would you take a lawyer who would pocket most of it for doing absolutely nothing? There were plenty of other lawyers, even ones that can be assigned if you cant afford one, so i am perplexed. For negotiation reasons, you say? Please. As B.T Barnum said: "There's a sucker born every minute." It interesting to note that the winner in all of this ends up being the biggest loser.

    57. Re:Lawyers... by Kijori · · Score: 1

      Taking the point about free lawyers first, I don't know the rules in the US but in general you aren't guaranteed legal aid in civil cases.

      In general, I'm not sure that you're right to call this a crappy deal. The students had to make a decision based on the knowledge that:
      -They would probably win - but there's always a chance that the school district would be able to disclaim liability or contest the case.
      -If they did win, there's no guarantee on the damages that would be awarded. I don't know much about the tort of "invasion of seclusion" - it doesn't exist over here - but it may be that the school could claim that there was no permanent harm done, which would limit the damages.
      -Whatever happens they would be liable for a bill for their lawyers that could run to several hundred thousand dollars.

      Choosing the contingency fee arrangement meant that they didn't have to worry about the eventuality where they end up going bankrupt if the case fails. It's also worth noting that the amount that they settled for will have been influenced by the arrangement - part of the additional cost will have been paid for by an increase in the settlement.

      Finally, to respond to your implication that they were "suckers" and were taken advantage of - that's almost certainly not the case. The lawyer is obliged to explain all the implications of the arrangement to the client and explain their options. If they were anything less than scrupulously honest the client could complain and start disciplinary proceedings.

    58. Re:Lawyers... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      And how is that logic false? The students haven't done *anything* here other than been wronged - why shouldn't those doing the work get paid? The fact that the lawyer didn't take the piss and actually got them some settlement money isn't something that can be ignored.

    59. Re:Lawyers... by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Though by your logic you would rather a "simple" legal system. I am not sure that is the way to go either.

  4. Should have held-out for more money by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

    Which is why the parents should have held-out for more money. If for example the damages were 2 million, the lawyer would get his 425,000*, and the students would get 1.6 million. The fact the parents chose to accept such a paltry sum merely demonstrates a poor decision on their part.

    *
    * Actually the lawyer only gets ~$220,000. The rest goes to taxes. So gov't made-out big too.

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    1. Re:Should have held-out for more money by samkass · · Score: 1

      Which is why the parents should have held-out for more money. If for example the damages were 2 million, the lawyer would get his 425,000*, and the students would get 1.6 million.

      And what do you think the lawyer was advising the parents to do? He already gets his cut.

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    2. Re:Should have held-out for more money by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      The parents should have convened a Lynch mob but that sort of thing is frowned upon in civilized society.

      Some jail time for the perpetrators would have been more appropriate but quite often the system is not going to care about you or your problems.

      An imperfect bludgeon beats none at all.

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    3. Re:Should have held-out for more money by ari_j · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It may not be a poor decision. We don't have enough information to decide that. (We also don't have enough information to decide if the lawyer was overpaid, underpaid, or appropriately paid. But, O Slashdot, don't let lack of knowledge get in the way of your prejudices about other vocations.) In settling a lawsuit, both sides have the same decision to make: What is the marginal risk of holding out for that next dollar? If you don't take the current offer, do the odds of getting more tomorrow weigh favorably against the odds of getting less tomorrow?

    4. Re:Should have held-out for more money by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      * Actually the lawyer only gets ~$220,000. The rest goes to taxes. So gov't made-out big too.

      Isn't it taxpayer money anyway? So the government basically just does a little extra paperwork.

    5. Re:Should have held-out for more money by The-Bus · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine is a parent in this school system. The PTA (or PTA-style group) actually asked for a low, but fair, settlement; they knew they'd be paying for it eventually.

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    6. Re:Should have held-out for more money by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      From what I can see there's no risk in taking the Principal and his lackeys to court. Sure you might lose and waste a thousand or two on lawyers, but you'd also have the pleasure of watching the principal squirm in front of the judge. I would enjoy that immensely.

      And if you won, well then it would set a precedent that would benefit other parents/students and their privacy rights too.

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    7. Re:Should have held-out for more money by ari_j · · Score: 1

      You really think there's no risk in turning down $180,000 in your pocket for a chance to owe your lawyers "a thousand or two"? (By the way, that's an insanely low estimate on what it costs to try a case like this. Even if your lawyers are working on a contingency fee basis and you only pay for the costs, the expert witnesses are going to cost you on the order of $50,000 to try that case.) Most people would consider that a pretty significant risk. The subjective question is whether the chance of a better payout justifies the risk, and these plaintiffs obviously decided it did not.

    8. Re:Should have held-out for more money by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      The Guy who owned a website about a local mall, and had it yanked off the net because it has a similar name, but counter-sued and eventually rose all the way to the US Supreme Court..... he only spent 2 or 3 thousand out of pocket.

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  5. Who says our legal system is broken? by durkzilla · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just a reminder kids - stay in school - LAW SCHOOL.

    1. Re:Who says our legal system is broken? by _PimpDaddy7_ · · Score: 1

      I'm in law school right now, yahhhhhh!!!!!!

      After 12+ years in the IT industry, I saw the writing on the wall.

    2. Re:Who says our legal system is broken? by Grond · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just a reminder kids - stay in school - LAW SCHOOL.

      That would be a bad idea. The legal job market is terrible and will remain so for a long time because of the tremendous oversupply of lawyers. The situation is likely to get worse; despite the oversupply, universities are actually opening new law schools and increasing class sizes. Meanwhile, the number of available jobs is shrinking as law firms lay off associates and partners, government agencies have their budgets frozen or cut, corporate legal departments go through similar cuts, and the overall demand for legal services goes down. For example, hard as it may be for Slashdot readers to believe, spending on patent litigation and prosecution have actually gone down in this recession.

      Some highlights: Overall employment down to 88.3% (2% of which are law school 'jobs program' jobs). 25% of jobs are temporary. Only 70.8% have a job that actually requires a JD. 22% are still actively looking for work despite being employed. All of these numbers are worse than prior years. Given the self-selection and reporting bias involved it's likely that the true numbers are even worse.

      Also notable is the salary distribution for new law school graduates. It's bimodal, with one peak centered at $50,000 (i.e., the median family income in the US) and another at $160,000 (i.e., the select few that get jobs at large law firms). Even if you get a job with a large law firm, there's a good chance your actual employment will be deferred for up to 18 months. In the meanwhile you may or many not get paid anything, depending on the firm.

      No, law school is actually a horrible decision from an economic point of view unless you can get a full scholarship or are assured of a well paying job straight out of school (e.g., strong family connections at a large law firm).

    3. Re:Who says our legal system is broken? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee my son is a Magna Cum and a top 10 law school graduate still looking for a job. Went to a science and tech HS too. Computer work while in school. Teachers assistant. SATS and LSATS off the charts. Passed the bar first time with no review course. Bills at the $120k point to prove it.

      Ask the lawyers you know who are in private practice how much fee they write off in a good year because people don't pay. Then ask about last year.

      Law school isn't a sure road to riches folks.

    4. Re:Who says our legal system is broken? by Ian+Alexander · · Score: 1

      despite the oversupply, universities are actually opening new law schools and increasing class sizes.

      Due to the oversupply; everybody wants in on law and somebody's gotta teach it!

    5. Re:Who says our legal system is broken? by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying that the least that I can expect to earn the moment I graduate is the median (household!) income? So I'm above average after the first pay review?

      You're not exactly putting me off lawyering as a career, buddy.

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    6. Re:Who says our legal system is broken? by Grond · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying that the least that I can expect to earn the moment I graduate is the median (household!) income?

      Actually, if you look at the chart, a significant number of new grads make less than that. Also, that's assuming you get a job at all. At least 1 in 8 new grads don't.

      So I'm above average after the first pay review?

      Not necessarily. The past few years have seen paycuts for most attorneys, from those at big law firms all the way down.

      You're not exactly putting me off lawyering as a career, buddy.

      Remember, you're also coming out of law school with something like $75,000 in new debt, on average. That's on top of whatever you accumulated from undergrad.

  6. QED by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This lawyer has proven that lawyer-driven lawsuits are a critical part of keeping the high-paid lawyer system intact.

  7. as usual... by alanshot · · Score: 4, Informative

    the only winners in class action lawsuits are the lawyers.

    1. Re:as usual... by ari_j · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I don't know about that. I'm pretty happy about some of the class action lawsuits that have resulted in a lower likelihood of banks and pharmaceutical companies screwing me over, even though I never got a dime from them being settled or tried.

    2. Re:as usual... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Thats because the class doesn't lose anything if the case doesn't go their way - the lawyer representing the class is the one bearing the risk.

    3. Re:as usual... by hedwards · · Score: 1

      You do realize that in a typical class action suit, the attorneys work for sometimes years free of charge waiting to get a settlement or award. By that time the amount of work they've done for free genuinely adds up to that sort of money. They don't typically collect anything unless there's a settlement or the jury awards them the money.

      Consequently, they end up making a lot of money as a result. If you want cheaper representation, all you have to do is get your own attorney and pay as you go. Most if not all attorneys charge less in that kind of situation than when they have to go on a contingency basis.

    4. Re:as usual... by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, it's a little-known secret that the companies being sued (and their insurers) often benefit too, and sometimes even quietly "encourage" a given firm to pursue a class action suit. For the price of one easy settlement, they're permanently indemnified from being stung with thousands of individual suits (since the VAST majority of plaintiffs, even if they do hear about the suit, will not go to the trouble to opt-out of it).

      Lawyer gets paid crazy amount of cash. Company gets indemnity against future lawsuits. Consumer gets a crappy coupon for $5 off their next purchase.

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    5. Re:as usual... by tophermeyer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You've posted this point in response to at least one other comment. I want to commend you for it.

      Like this case, class action lawsuits are pretty commonly taken on with no guarantee of compensation. If the plaintiffs lose, their legal team gets nothing. Complain about the moral sliminess of lawyers all you want, but like all of us they definitely will not work for free.

    6. Re:as usual... by alanshot · · Score: 1

      ...I never got a dime from them being settled or tried.

      Thats my point. In General terms:

      Defendant:Loser because they pay tons of cash out.
      Plaintiffs:Loser in the sense that they dont usually get just compensation relative to the harm.
      Lawers: WIN WIN WIN!

      Case in point:

      I qualify as a participant in the Classmates suit. They conned me into signing up for a gold membership by lying to me about someone trying to contact me via their service. I was outright defrauded of $30 and so I now qualify for $2 off my next renewal. Not $2 cash, a renewal for a service I dont want!

      If I had received a full refund plus minor punitive damages, or even a full refund alone I would consider myself a winner. But I dont consider getting an "award" of single digit percentages of my expense a win.

      Thats the equivalent of "I sold your ipod and used it to buy crack, sorry. Here's $10 in coupons to a restaurant you dont like for your trouble."

    7. Re:as usual... by ari_j · · Score: 1

      You can opt out of a class action. The biggest expense in pursuing a class action lawsuit is often the task of informing the class members of their right to opt out.

      But your point and mine are not the same. I wasn't a member of the classes in question in the cases I was talking about. You left out an entire group of people in your breakdown between the defendant, the plaintiffs, and the lawyers. Specifically, you left out the general public who benefit from the defendant incurring too much risk and/or too much expense in its bad behavior to make it profitable to continue.

    8. Re:as usual... by manaway · · Score: 1

      And, sometimes, justice. (Unless your only measure is money.)

  8. I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IANAL, probably there are reasons for this; but I'd greatly appreciate a car analogy that helps me understand why the settlement was split that way.

    1. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      They were awarded 610,000 Subaru Imprezas. 185,000 Subaru Imprezas will be put in a garage for the students, and the lawyer gets 425,000 Subaru Imprezas. Hope that helps.

    2. Re:I don't understand by zill · · Score: 1

      A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

    3. Re:I don't understand by a_nonamiss · · Score: 1

      Which car company do you work for?

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    4. Re:I don't understand by zill · · Score: 1

      A major one.

    5. Re:I don't understand by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      All of them?

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  9. Nothing unusual, not newsworthy. by euyis · · Score: 1

    Such things happen every day, every time.

    1. Re:Nothing unusual, not newsworthy. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      What was newsworthy was the spycams, this is a followup to that, which DOES make it newsworthy. The news isn't that the lawyers took everybody to the cleaners, that was an editorial. The news is that it's been settled.

  10. Better FAs by mcgrew · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:Better FAs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As i happens, the skunkpost article contained more detail than any of the above (excluding the 300+ google listed I couldn't be bothered checking)

  11. Less than ideal by oracleguy01 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am glad they won and I don't particularly care that the lawyers are getting paid the majority of the settlement. What I do care about is that the people actually responsible aren't going to be punished. The settlement will be paid by the district's insurance policy and the people actually responsible will get to walk away.

    1. Re:Less than ideal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that but that money has to come from somewhere. The insurance company will increase rates, drop them (requiring a new more expensive company), or whatever. You know where that money comes from? The people that pay taxes! (ie. the people that received the settlement)

      In this case nobody won except the lawyers. In fact in the end it's essentially a negative against the tax payers were their taxes are going right to the lawyers. Combined with the lack of any real punishment, it would have been better if no suit was filed at all! Would have saved everyone money.

    2. Re:Less than ideal by mseitz · · Score: 1

      What's the solution? Make insurance polices illegal for civil settlements? What would be the consequences of that?

    3. Re:Less than ideal by mseitz · · Score: 1

      The insurance company will increase rates, drop them (requiring a new more expensive company), or whatever. You know where that money comes from? The people that pay taxes!

      You know who pays the taxes? The people who voted for the school board! Sounds like a good incentive to get people to pay attention to who they vote for.

    4. Re:Less than ideal by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      True ... but when has a class action lawsuit ever really punished anyone at fault for the original problem?

      The whole point to them is to discourage a repeat of the same mistakes, via a financial smackdown - and some sort of group compensation for all the victims.

      I'd say the people responsible won't just "walk away" on this one. They'll probably suffer through meetings and new written policies that restrict what they're allowed to do on student computer configurations, etc. etc., and you never know if at least one of them winds up losing a job over it (even if the school denies the one situation had anything to do with their termination).

    5. Re:Less than ideal by kenh · · Score: 1

      From the fine article:

      The FBI investigated whether the district broke any criminal wiretap laws, but prosecutors declined to bring any charges.

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    6. Re:Less than ideal by rhendershot · · Score: 1

      The insurance company will increase rates, drop them (requiring a new more expensive company), or whatever. You know where that money comes from? The people that pay taxes!

      You know who pays the taxes? The people who voted for the school board! Sounds like a good incentive to get people to pay attention to who they vote for.

      How's that working out in your district? I don't mean to be snarky actually just curious if you believe the process is working in your specific case...

    7. Re:Less than ideal by Hatta · · Score: 1

      The solution is for the district attorney to prosecute those who implemented this policy just as they would any other hidden camera case.

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  12. -gate by kellyb9 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm hoping eventually we run out of stuff to attach "gate" to.

    1. Re:-gate by SailorSpork · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're right! Adding -gate to things is the NEW SCANDAL! WE'll call it... Gategate!

      And that we be the -gate to end all -gates.

    2. Re:-gate by JustOK · · Score: 1

      i'm hoping it stops before then.

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    3. Re:-gate by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      What about the Microsoft over invoicing and over billing the customers? The Bill Gate. It has happened more than once. So we need to really publicize Bill Gates.

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    4. Re:-gate by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      pft, this is just a cheap cynical bid to get some mod points. The slashdot community won't stand for this gategategate.

    5. Re:-gate by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      sorry, but the very concept has been slashgated.

      try again later, maybe?

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    6. Re:-gate by Timmmm · · Score: 1

      What if there's a scandal involving water?

    7. Re:-gate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say lets go back to the teapot dome thing. This would be the "Webcam Dome Scandal"

      What's teapot dome you ask? Its probably better known as Teapot Dome-gate.

    8. Re:-gate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When that happens they'll just switch to using non-alphanumeric characters, in a scandal that will come to be known as -gategate.

    9. Re:-gate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it is scandalous that we attach "gate" to everything bad that happens.

      It's Gategate!

    10. Re:-gate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm hoping eventually we run out of stuff to attach "gate" to.

      Personally I'm hoping for a huge scandal involving an actual gate.

    11. Re:-gate by sjames · · Score: 1

      Nah, we'll eventually end up in Gategate Gate.

      Then we'll start pre-pending water onto things. Eventually that will end up in waterwaterwatergategategate. On the bright side, stutterers will be able to get news anchor positions and nobody will be the wiser.

    12. Re:-gate by Dr+Damage+I · · Score: 1

      until the next scandal... It'll be called [scandal]gategate

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  13. Wrong charges, no good outcome possible. by pla · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Tough call for me, on this one.

    On the one hand, I don't even bother participating in the various class actions suits I qualify for, because my dignity costs more than a $5 gift certificate. The lawyers in those situations should make far, far less.

    In this situation, though, that really amounts to a pittance for even a small legal team, perhaps three lawyers plus their supporting staff, working for a solid two months on the case; Unfortunately, this one had no big corporate pockets to raid, and even in winning, the community (rather than the school administration) suffers. So a bigger payout that might really have given the kids something to enjoy, wouldn't have counted as a win for anyone.

    Personally, I'd much rather have seen the school administration facing child porn charges, and no civil penalties involved. Then, and only then, could we have seen a "win" here.

    1. Re:Wrong charges, no good outcome possible. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 0

      On the one hand, I don't even bother participating in the various class actions suits I qualify for, because my dignity costs more than a $5 gift certificate. The lawyers in those situations should make far, far less.

      This is stupid. Why do people bitch that they get $5 out of a CA?

      Let's see. 300 million people in the US population. 60 million affected. 30 million sign onto the CA suit. Lawyer gets $30 million of a $150 million judgment. Each person gets $4, and the lawyer works for $1/person.

    2. Re:Wrong charges, no good outcome possible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactely. The school systems should be on the other side of the "no tolerance" doctrine at least once.

    3. Re:Wrong charges, no good outcome possible. by pla · · Score: 1

      This is stupid. Why do people bitch that they get $5 out of a CA? [...snip...] Each person gets $4, and the lawyer works for $1/person.

      Two reasons.

      First, absolute numbers matter - If I save my company $200 million dollars, I don't get a "mere" $40 million, I get my standard hourly rate and perhaps a nice (but nowhere near eight digit, or even six digit) bonus at the end of the year. Why the hell do lawyers get so much more? And I don't mean that in the sense of jealousy - I don't think I should get a cut just for doing my damned job. I work for an agreed-upon rate, and consider that enough; Who defines the compensation for lawyers in class action suits? Oh, right - The lawyers themselves.

      Second, because class action settlements insult everyone actually hurt by the company in question. Take some of the more egregious CC late fee abuses, for example - People pay hundreds or even thousands of dollars in misleading and borderline fraudulent charges over the years, and get $10-$20 back. Fuck that, give people back all their charges, plus pay the lawyers $100 an hour for their work, and if the company goes under as a result, good riddance.

      If it makes you feel better, you can take this more as an expression of annoyance at the leniency we show corporations over mere humans, more than a rant against greedy lawyers; But the latter make the former possible in the first place, by actively seeking "woo-hoo, I'm rich!" settlements over anything actually punitive.

    4. Re:Wrong charges, no good outcome possible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, absolute numbers matter - If I save my company $200 million dollars, I don't get a "mere" $40 million, I get my standard hourly rate and perhaps a nice (but nowhere near eight digit, or even six digit) bonus at the end of the year. Why the hell do lawyers get so much more? And I don't mean that in the sense of jealousy - I don't think I should get a cut just for doing my damned job. I work for an agreed-upon rate, and consider that enough; Who defines the compensation for lawyers in class action suits? Oh, right - The lawyers themselves.

      This is a "straw man" argument because it has no real similarity with the argument at hand. You work for a company, and the company benefits; you don't work for 200 million companies.

      Second, because class action settlements insult everyone actually hurt by the company in question.

      That is the point. The point of a CA is to slap the shit out of a business. It's to say, "You did wrong. You got away with it. Next month you'll do wrong again. Well, we're going to bitchslap the fuck out of you right now; and next month, if you do this shit again, we're coming back with a baseball bat."

      Take some of the more egregious CC late fee abuses, for example - People pay hundreds or even thousands of dollars in misleading and borderline fraudulent charges over the years, and get $10-$20 back. Fuck that, give people back all their charges, plus pay the lawyers $100 an hour for their work, and if the company goes under as a result, good riddance.

      The company would go under alright... it'd have enough to give everyone maybe $200 or $300 back, and then crash and burn. Everyone would still get screwed; though a lot of people would be dazzled by seeing more than a hundred dollars, because they think that's a lot. Poor people, for example, buy scratch-off tickets... spend $20, win $2, spend $100, win $20 ... over the years they win $200-$300, and after investing over $5000 they get all excited because they get a big $150 payout. This motivates them to keep playing.

      Allowing such things to happen is an economic disaster. Look at health care, where a single mistake by a human doctor working an imprecise field where prudence leads to deaths can find himself paying $300,000,000 for malpractice suits. There's malpractice insurance now, and the premiums are huge; that will collapse eventually, when people realize that the large set of doctors not getting sued are not getting sued due to luck. Any good malpractice lawyer can find something in any doctor's history to raise a rather expensive lawsuit on. Surgery that failed? You must have made a mistake, duh, negligence; you're not allowed to screw up and we know every single operation can be a success if you're not a lazy negligent bastard with no care for human life. Do you want every single industry to work just like that?

    5. Re:Wrong charges, no good outcome possible. by pla · · Score: 1

      This is a "straw man" argument because it has no real similarity with the argument at hand. You work for a company, and the company benefits; you don't work for 200 million companies.

      It only counts as a strawman if you accept "double" billing as just peachy so long as you do it to a million people at a time. I do not.


      The point of a CA is to slap the shit out of a business.

      We clearly agree on this point, but I think you misread what I wrote - I have a problem with the fact that these settlements don't really slap the shit out of the company, they merely present one more nuisance to their normal business. If 25 cents saved over two hundred million products will only cost 40 million in expected lawsuits, a company sees that as a net win. We need to make that 25 cents saved cost them so much they post in the red for a decade, if they survive. And if they don't, the rest of their industry might get the point.


      Allowing such things to happen is an economic disaster. Look at health care, where a single mistake by a human doctor working an imprecise field where prudence leads to deaths can find himself paying $300,000,000 for malpractice suits.

      Speaking of strawmen... ;)

      Yes, the opposite extreme has its own problems. Key difference, we don't fundamentally "need" another widget manufacturer; We do need more doctors.

    6. Re:Wrong charges, no good outcome possible. by amxcoder · · Score: 1

      I agree. Why did they settle a civil suit. I much would have like to see at least one student hold out for Criminal charges on several of the staff that were behind this, and get them for Child Porn, Illegal Wiretapping, invasion of privacy, etc. and slap the charges that apply to each and everyone involved in this on up through the school and school board. As a parent, that is the only outcome I would have settled for, regardless of payout. They sold their kids out on this one, and for not much money. Shame on them.

    7. Re:Wrong charges, no good outcome possible. by thoromyr · · Score: 1

      Exactly. But the FBI didn't really want to get involved in pursuing child pornography trafficking charges against a school. Even worse, they did the worst of the worst: they *produced* it. When an underage girl shared some topless photos (via MMS or chat, I forget which) Pennsylvania decided to hit her with "contributing to the delinquency of a minor" (WTF? How can a minor contribute to her own delinquency?). But school officials are another matter entirely and no charges filed by the state, just a civil action brought by one of the aggrieved.

    8. Re:Wrong charges, no good outcome possible. by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      I was once offered a chance at a class-action lawsuit because the maker of my computer monitor advertised a 15-inch screen. The lawyer took exception to the way the manufacture measured the screen, and launched a class-action lawsuit for false advertising. Did the manufacturer's method of measuring the screen size *really* harm me? No. I bought the monitor because it was the nicest one I could afford at the time; I really couldn't have cared less if it was 15 inches or 14.85 inches. I was happy with the size* of the screen. So in the end, this manufacturer's profits were down a few million dollars (which probably meant someone -- probably several someones, in fact) got laid off or R&D got cut or something, people who were perfectly happy with their products before the lawyer found the 0.15-inch discrepancy made less than $5 each off the lawsuit, and the lawyer got rich. Society as a whole suffered and the parasite got fat. That's a problem.

      *Maybe lawyers should launch a class-action lawsuit on behalf of women against all the men they've ever, ummm, "dated"?

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    9. Re:Wrong charges, no good outcome possible. by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly. But the FBI didn't really want to get involved in pursuing child pornography trafficking charges against a school

      Maybe what we need is a legal process for the people to force those charged with enforcing the law to actually enforce the law. When a prosecutor has knowledge of a crime and refuses to act, that's aiding and abetting. Prosecute him. Prosecutorial immunity is just begging for corruption.

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    10. Re:Wrong charges, no good outcome possible. by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      It was in Pittsburgh somewhere, on the other side of the state. In edition to corrupting minors (she sent the pic via MMS to her also underage boyfriend), she was charged with manufacture of child porn, and her boyfriend was charged with posession of such.

    11. Re:Wrong charges, no good outcome possible. by thoromyr · · Score: 1

      Egads. When I heard about it I missed the manufacture of child porn charge. That makes the discrepancy all the worse. Lesson: if you want to commit a crime do so as "part of your job" to escape charges. Too bad youths don't have that as an option yet...

    12. Re:Wrong charges, no good outcome possible. by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      IIRC, and it's been a while, the prosecutor caught a bunch of flak. Charges may have been dropped. In the end it was just a picture of the girl's tits, not even anything "obscene" by any measure. It has, however, caused the PA legislature to consider changes to the law. I have since moved out of that dead state, but before I left, the idea was to make this type of thing a summary offense (no record) or something handled at the school level.

  14. Let Me Be the First to.... by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

    Let me be the first to /facepalm.

  15. As always! by airfoobar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's always the lawyers who win. Always the lawyers.

    The RIAA fighting piracy? Lawyers make millions. Microsoft asserting its software patents? Lawyers make millions. Porn studios want to sue a bunch of people? They call Andrew Crossley. Layers make millions. Andrew Crossley leaks the database of his victims? Sue him. Lawyers make millions. Someone calls you a dick on the internet? Sue him. Lawyers make millions. A hospital patient dies? Sue the doctors! Lawyers make millions. etc etc etc

    Where does all that money come from? Of course, we as good little consumers and taxpayers, pay for everything. It's not the shareholders that lose money -- companies have an obligation to keep them happy -- but they have no obligation towards their customers or any need to keep prices reasonable.

    1. Re:As always! by shentino · · Score: 1

      I think that insulating the shareholders from anything but the bottom line has a lot to do with things.

      Even if they did care how a company got there, they are still blind unless they make a major effort to investigate, and considering how the management usually likes to shut them out, it's often more convenient to just sit back and collect dividend checks.

    2. Re:As always! by Grond · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, it's true, when parties have disputes, the people they hire to represent them in those disputes get paid.

      You might as well say "it's always the doctors who win." After all, everybody gets sick eventually, and there are the doctors, just waiting to get their cut, profiting off of the suffering of others.

      Or "it's always the programmers who win." After all, computers are everywhere now, and somebody has to program them. And there are the programmers, eager to take their slice. They write a program once and sell a million copies. What parasites!

      Or you could look at it as a valuable service rendered by specialists so that other people don't have to worry about the details of the legal system, modern health care, or computer programming. It's called the division of labor, and it's essential to a well-developed economy.

      It's not the shareholders that lose money -- companies have an obligation to keep them happy

      Shareholders lose money because of lawsuits all the time. A company loses a suit and its stock price tanks. A company has to pay out a ton of money and there's none left over to pay shareholders a dividend. A company loses a major suit, goes bankrupt, and the shareholders get nothing. Companies can try to pass on costs to customers, but it doesn't always work. If passing on the cost means raising prices above what the market will bear, customers will go elsewhere.

    3. Re:As always! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the lawyers always win. Of course, we could go back to the pre-civilization way of resolving disputes, and instead of having laws and courts, we just kill whoever opposes or offends us.

      But then anyone we oppose or offend could kill us, too...

      Instead of lawyers winning, then the undertakers would be winning. Which do you prefer?

    4. Re:As always! by speroni · · Score: 1

      .... Porn studios want to sue a bunch of people? They call Andrew Crossley. Layers make millions.....

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    5. Re:As always! by sjames · · Score: 1

      There is a difference though. For the doctor or the programmer to "win", you have to go to them specifically and request their services. The lawyer has the option to convince someone else to sue you and then you don't get to choose not to participate. Ultimately because some guy signed a piece of paper you will be dragged bodily into court if you resist long enough, even if you provably did absolutely nothing wrong. Why WOULDN'T people resent that?

    6. Re:As always! by alexo · · Score: 1

      You might as well say "it's always the doctors who win." After all, everybody gets sick eventually, and there are the doctors, just waiting to get their cut, profiting off of the suffering of others.

      I'm Canadian. The state recognizes my need for a decent(*) health-care and provides me with one in exchange for a chunk of my taxes.

      However, when I need justice, it's a whole different ballgame...

      (*) Yes, it has its warts and it can be improved but overall it works.

  16. Windfall profit tax by m0s3m8n · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe we can apply some oil company resentment and institute a Windfall Profit Tax, just to spread the wealth around a little. Na, this would take an act of Congress, members of which are mostly lawyers.

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    1. Re:Windfall profit tax by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      These lawyers are already going to get hit with a "Windfall Profit Tax".

      That's how things work in the real world. Individuals and small companies get creamed on their taxes. It's the megacorps that manage to get all the breaks. ...so a lot of this is going straight back to the Feds.

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    2. Re:Windfall profit tax by olddoc · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Like!

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  17. Parents by kellyb9 · · Score: 1

    The sad part for the parents is that they really have no legal alternative to suing themselves.

  18. Re:Shocker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The vast majority of lawyers are scum that leach off of the rest of society. Remember, judges are also lawyers.

    Exactly, we should go back to the simple days when people appointed by the king made arbitrary decisions based on their mood and how much people bribed them. That was much better.

  19. I have to wonder by MRe_nl · · Score: 1

    What was the Lawyer doing in the secret pictures taken by the school laptops?
    Cocaine, the children, padding the bill? Anything is possible,and not a clue in the article.

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  20. Free Legal care! by olddoc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Where is the call for the US governemt to take over Legal care?
    Isn't legal care a right? Isn't $425,000 a big bill to be paid?
    Where are the liberals and the Democrats in calling for Lawyers to be paid like Doctors?
    How about a system of free legal care for everyone with lawyers paid according to a scale set by the governemnt? Spying on kids = $8,000 fee, not $425,000.
    Unlike Obamacare, this really could save taxpayers money.

    I just wish Congress did unto lawyers what they do unto doctors.....

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    1. Re:Free Legal care! by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      How many doctors provide services on a contingent basis?

      Lawyers who provide services for fees, like doctors (and accountants and engineers for that matter), will always make less than those who make the big kill on a contingent item - whether it's a lawsuit, a real estate transaction, a VC funding, or a creative work.

      It's not often this gets said to a medical doctor, but don't be disappointed that the career you chose doesn't pay as well as others.

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    2. Re:Free Legal care! by billius · · Score: 1
      You mean like this?

      "The person in custody must, prior to interrogation, be clearly informed that he or she has the right to remain silent, and that anything the person says will be used against that person in court; the person must be clearly informed that he or she has the right to consult with an attorney and to have that attorney present during questioning, and that, if he or she is indigent, an attorney will be provided at no cost to represent her or him." source

      Of course, this doesn't apply to civil cases, but the general idea is there.

    3. Re:Free Legal care! by willabr · · Score: 1

      The legal system "is already" publicly funded. . As citizen taxpayers elect we elect Representives, Senators who pass the laws. We pay them; Judges... we pay them, Public Defenders.... we pay them. Lobbiests.... they make us pay them using the above. What exactly has the congress done unto doctors?. Ask, Rand Paul.

    4. Re:Free Legal care! by misexistentialist · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It is true that a single-payer legal care system would be more fair. As it is the wealthy with infinite legal resources only have to comply with about 25% of the law, while everyone else is held to a stricter standard. The poor may receive free legal aid and public defenders, but society basically tolerates them as a criminal class anyway. Really the American middle-class is hardest squeezed by greedy legal companies and should demand government recognition of the right to legal care.

    5. Re:Free Legal care! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where is the call for the US governemt to take over Legal care?
      Isn't legal care a right? Isn't $425,000 a big bill to be paid?
      Where are the liberals and the Democrats in calling for Lawyers to be paid like Doctors?
      How about a system of free legal care for everyone with lawyers paid according to a scale set by the governemnt? Spying on kids = $8,000 fee, not $425,000.
      Unlike Obamacare, this really could save taxpayers money.

      I just wish Congress did unto lawyers what they do unto doctors.....

      There are government-provided legal services for the indigent. For example, public defenders.

      You poor, victimized doctors; the true suffering class of our society. Providing a health care system where you charge us three times as much as other countries for often worse results. Where you sell your influence to drug companies and other vendors, who pay you consulting fees, put on ridiculously lavish conferences, and take you junket vacations.

      Where the service is thoroughly incompetent; medical error is a leading cause of death, and anyone who has been to a hospital or needed a doctor for more than a checkup knows how FUBAR the whole system is.

      Where your chance of surviving is greatly affected by your geographical location, because doctors haven't mastered quality management practices that are universal for other professionals, such as following best practices. Just that simple approach would save thousands of lives, probably tens of thousands. Where an ER nurse I know told me about a new innovation they implemented -- checklists! That's right, it's 2010, and someone finally thought of using a checklist to make sure they didn't accidentally kill someone.

      Where it's 2010, and doctors haven't even mastered the telephone much less modern communications. I can call anyone else -- my attorney, my accountant ... if I have a computer problem, I call support and someone answers. If I have a medical problem ... ha. Try getting your doctor or anyone on the phone. Of course, all those other professionals have also mastered email. In an age when the rest of the professional world carries handhelds so they can answer email immediately, most doctors don't even use it at all! WTF?! A doctor just mailed me, via the post office, forms to fill out. They are the only people left in the world who are still snail mailing me paperwork. Even the IRS went electronic years ago.

      And it's due, to a great degree, to doctor's intransigence. It's well known that washing hands between patients lowers infection rates by over 90% (IIRC), yet hospitals can't convince doctors to do it. The NY Times (again, IIRC, maybe it was a different paper) described one hospital that had a multi-year program to educate and persuade doctors to do this one simple thing, including covert spying by nurses who feared for their jobs if the doctors found out they were monitoring them. God forbid they have any obligation or accountability! I know people who work at hospitals and advise them, and the story is always the same -- you can't get doctors to do anything at all.

      And you complain that your fellow citizens, via government, have stepped in? The medical industry has had decades to fix these problems, and have mostly fought any solution, ignoring all responsibility to society and recklessly leaving people suffer and die.
      I'm not willing to watch people die in order to protect doctor's egos and privileges.

      Those poor suffering doctors -- are there a lot who are unemployed? If there was any accountability, there would be.

    6. Re:Free Legal care! by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is NOT funny. It is downright Insightful.

      The problem is Trial Lawyers are in the pocket of the (D) party, so nationalizing Legal Care like they just did with Health Care is not really going to happen. Not to mention most of those serving in the Legislature are lawyers (on both sides of the isle)

      I always thought that lawyers writing laws was a conflict of interest. I wonder why that has never been addressed before.

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    7. Re:Free Legal care! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They probably would, if lawyers weren't one of the largest donors to their party.

      I wish I could remember the website that showed donor contributions by group/sector.

    8. Re:Free Legal care! by Rich0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Uh, when somebody shows up in an ER, they are in a situation not unlike a contingent contract. The doctor treats them, then they send a bill, and the patient may or may not pay it. If they don't pay it, the doctor cannot repossess their stitches or whatever.

      It isn't a perfect analogy, but doctors do have lots of risks involved in performing their services. There is also the performance-based threat of liability.

    9. Re:Free Legal care! by olddoc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here is a well thought out argument for what a government takeover of the legal industry would be like http://www.singlepayerlegal.org/

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    10. Re:Free Legal care! by tsstahl · · Score: 1

      I wonder why that has never been addressed before.

      Because our ancestors found that all you really need for civilized society are the ten laws of God inscribed on a rock.

      Things get more complicated with an overcrowded technological society, I guess.

    11. Re:Free Legal care! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free legal care exists. If you really need a lawyer, like you're going to court for murder, and you don't have and can't afford a lawyer, they give you one. Been like that for decades.

    12. Re:Free Legal care! by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      If you had read the book, you would note that those 10 laws are followed by many many pages of exceptions, conditions and penalties. It isn't the modern body of law, but it is a lot more than just 10 laws. I've read the bible, cover to cover, twice. It is one of the major reasons that I am now an atheist.

    13. Re:Free Legal care! by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Atheists aren't any better. They just think they are, just like all the other theists. Atheists shouldn't care what others believe, they are just as hypocritical as the next group.

      On the other hand, you'll find agnostics .. They just don't care, one way or another about what or who god is, or even if he/she/it exists. The also don't care if you do or don't believe or don't care. They aren't the pretentious asshats most professed atheists tend to be.

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    14. Re:Free Legal care! by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      You are wrong. I am an atheist and I don't care what people believe unless they try to convert me or it makes them behave insufferably in some other way.

      But that isn't what my post was about. My post was that there was a lot more to biblical law than 10 simple rules. Everything else was just context.

    15. Re:Free Legal care! by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      And obviously you prefer the complicated finely nuanced and often contradictory legal rules we have in place now?

      Killing a human is murder, unless the child is unborn, then it isn't, unless the child was wanted, then it is.

      Yeah, that is so much better.

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    16. Re:Free Legal care! by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Some say there are two laws, and everything else is commentary.

      It all depends on one's viewpoint. ;)

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    17. Re:Free Legal care! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      My problem is that I believe in the original definitions of words, not the new ones made to be Politically Correct. "Do you believe in God?" If the answer is "I don't know" then you don't believe, and are thus an atheist. If you answer is "one can never know" then you don't believe in God and are thus an atheist. This isn't a three-part question. Agnosticism is essentially the argument that you don't or can't know. And since you know you can't know, then you don't believe the affirmative.

      But instead, we have people out there implying anyone so arrogant as to believe themselves to be an atheist is a pretentious asshat. So I know people who firmly believe there is no God who call themselves agnostics so that they get less flack from pricks who believe most professed atheists to be asshats. It gets to the point where the pricks will assume all atheists are asshats, then treat them as such before having reason to. And I don't know about you, but if someone treats me like an asshat, I'll be asshatty in response. So, have you ever stopped to think that it's really your asshattish prejudice that causes that reaction, and not the atheists themselves?

    18. Re:Free Legal care! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      And many of the issues are with civil cases. And for the criminal cases, the value of the lawyer is in often in non-legal duties, like investigations, as well as research and such that can be safely ignored for pro-bono cases and no one would really notice or care. That's great for a DUI that just needs someone to help them through the process of it, making sure they get the best deal from the system. But for an actual innocent person, free legal council is almost useless.

    19. Re:Free Legal care! by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Words evolve in meaning over time. Get over it.

      And you kind of proved my point. People who call themselves atheists are more on the asshat side of things than atheists who just want to be left alone; who call themselves agnostic.

      Take a look at the thread above. You'll find I made no injection of any biblical references in my point, yet the Atheists couldn't refrain from injecting their "atheism" into it. Why is that?

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    20. Re:Free Legal care! by sjames · · Score: 1

      I would say that legal care is much more obviously a right than even health care (which I support). Unlike health care needs which arise as a part of the natural way things work, the need for legal care is entirely artificial. Doctors don't go out and make people get sick (we HOPE!), but lawyare and courts DO impose the need for legal care on people.

      The Constitution even insists on the right to representation. It's unfortunate that our 'justice system" routinely destroys the spirit of that by offering only a public defender whose caseload is so large he can barely remember the client's name, much less provide a vigorous defense (note that the same organization seems to have a lot less trouble coming up with enough prosecutors). In some jurisdictions defenders are drafted from the bar such that a tax attorney can find himself pressed into service in a capital murder case even if he states clearly that he isn't qualified (this has actually happened).

    21. Re:Free Legal care! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Because you were being an asshat?

    22. Re:Free Legal care! by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      Your kind can no longer intimidate my kind with the threat of ostracism or death. I will not hide my atheism. It is a label I wear with pride and moral superiority.

      The topic of the bible came in tangentially, and tangentially I mentioned my atheism in the context of my relatively thorough biblical study. You want to know whats a real asshat move? Those people that walk up to strangers and ask: "Have you found salvation through christ our lord in heaven?" Or people like you who talk crap about people and their religion or lack thereof without any provocation.

      You know what I dislike about people like you? That you sit on a high horse of supposed moral superiority without realizing that the the horse is a dead rotting corpse. Christianity theoretically has some pretty good moral aspects (you have to ignore the genocide, murder, rape, slavery, apocalypse, torture, damnation, misogyny and a few other aspects) like "do unto others as you would have them do unto you", "judge not lest ye be judged" and "let he who is without sin cast the first stone". But you did unto others as you complain about doing unto me, you judged me and didn't want to be judged back and you sure as hell cast the first stone.

      I don't have a problem with good Christians, because the worst they will do is say "I'll pray for you". I have a problem with self righteous asshats who behave as though the morals they supposedly uphold do not apply to themselves.

    23. Re:Free Legal care! by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      It is a label I wear with pride and moral superiority.

      Or people like you who talk crap about people and their religion or lack thereof without any provocation.

      The topic of the bible came in tangentially, and tangentially I mentioned my atheism in the context of my relatively thorough biblical study.

      Provocation enough. You want your cake, and eat it too. You don't want people shoving "Christ" in your face, I don't want people shoving their hypocritical "Atheism" crap in mine. BTW, I've never mentioned "Christ our Lord" even once in this thread.

      And if you knew me, you'd know I would never mention "Christ" at all, because I'm not a Christian.

      Everything else you spew is based on your own faulty assumptions (ignorance), and not really worthy of comment.

       

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    24. Re:Free Legal care! by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      How is that provocation by any standard? I said nothing disparaging at all. I didn't try to convert anyone at all.

      And how is my atheism "hypocritical"? How am I claiming to believe one thing and behaving the opposite? Do you think I go home and night and pray in secret? How does that even make sense?

      Ok... I get it, you are just a troll that likes to insult people for no reason. I guess I fell for it.

    25. Re:Free Legal care! by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      The hypocrisy, as I pointed out, was saying you don't want people to shove their religion in your face,while doing exactly the same thing.

      Provocation was the juxtaposition of the three quotes I quoted. Your sense of "superiority" in your atheism came through just fine, which is exactly what my point was here ...

      Atheists aren't any better. They just think they are, just like all the other theists.

      and here

      People who call themselves atheists are more on the asshat side of things than atheists who just want to be left alone; who call themselves agnostic.

      You keep making my point, and nicely too! Thanks!

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  21. Wow, just... wow by rsilvergun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, it's OK to have a society where a group that produces absolutely nothing (e.g. what we call a 'parasitic class') can pocket 2/3 of our wealth? This the really what's wrong with America. Instead of asking how we can fix this awful situation we're busy asking how we can be the guy that gets paid $400k to fill out a little paperwork.

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    1. Re:Wow, just... wow by SpeZek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So services are useless? I suppose you think garbage men shouldn't be paid, since all they do is feed off the remnants of society and do a job that anyone could easily do themselves?

    2. Re:Wow, just... wow by hedwards · · Score: 4, Informative

      Short answer is that he doesn't get to keep it. There's whatever he gets to keep as a part of his salary, but there's the cost of the paralegals, office, professional literature, time spent interviewing witnesses, time spent researching the case and coming up with a strategy. There's a lot of work that goes into the practice of practicing law.

      Plus, if the case was taken on contingency, which it looks like it was, he has to worry about the possibility of losing and ending up being paid nothing. Which can and does happen, there's a reason why attorneys work so hard to keep things out of the courts, the jury can be very unpredictable at times.

    3. Re:Wow, just... wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If the cost for garbage pickup were $1000 a month, I think I would reasonably conclude that garbage men were useless and shouldn't be paid.

    4. Re:Wow, just... wow by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Uh, the guy "produced" a $600,000 settlement because he filled out "a little paperwork".

      Without his representation there would have likely been no settlement.

      This isn't 1890s America. We don't value services based on the trading rate of beaver pelt.

    5. Re:Wow, just... wow by stewbacca · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I worked for contingency lawyers. They don't take cases that have even the slightest chance of losing.

      Also, they charge less contingency if they settle, so if this lawyer was truly shrewd, he would have taken this to the court room (to get a higher fee).

    6. Re:Wow, just... wow by bhcompy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He didn't say they were useless. He said that 2/3 of the settlement is ridiculous, and it is. Agents make 5-20% cuts to do the same thing(negotiate, draft paperwork, follow regulations, etc).

      The problem is with the percentage, not the fact the guy was paid for his work.

    7. Re:Wow, just... wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe your lawyers never took a case they couldn't win, but in general that is highly innacurate. Lawyers working on contingency cases lose all the time.

    8. Re:Wow, just... wow by TFAFalcon · · Score: 1

      Of course garbage men should be paid. What people object to is having to pay your garbage man to haul away trash deposited on your lawn by your neighbors garbage man, since it's against the law to haul it away yourself if you don't know the secret handshake.

    9. Re:Wow, just... wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other countries, like Canada, a lawyer for a case like this would be paid by the hour, not as a percentage of cut IFF "they win". This is why in Canada there is a lot less frivolous lawsuits. Lawyers have to get paid for their work, win or lose.

    10. Re:Wow, just... wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Go back and read it, he's talking about lawyers. They create strife and battles to increase their already inflated incomes. They're not in trhe business of resolving issues, they want to prolong and escalate them. Most other countries also have legal professionals, but they don't chase ambulances and try and stir up the ever so lucrative class-action lawsuits. They provide a basic service for most people to conduct transactions.

    11. Re:Wow, just... wow by dosilegecko · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But do you know how many people were on the Lawyer's team and how long it took to build the case? After taxes they probably had 220 K to split amongst 4-6 people, for a few months of work. While it is still a lot, its not as ludicrous as "one dude pocketing 425 K". If you think making money is wrong, then you are what is wrong with America, not the lawyers. And no, IANAL.

    12. Re:Wow, just... wow by Grond · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You do realize that the plaintiffs signed a contract with the attorney specifically pointing out the details of the contingent fee, right? That the rules of legal ethics require the attorney to make it clear to the client how a contingent fee works? If the plaintiffs wanted to take the entire award, they could've hired an attorney that they paid by the hour. They wanted to pay nothing up front, and the trade off is that they took a much-reduced award on the back end.

    13. Re:Wow, just... wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First off, the lawyers provided a service requiring a very specialized set of skills. Second, they are not "pocketing" 2/3 of our wealth (parasitic class taking 2/3 of societal wealth? please) they are pocketing an agreed upon fee.

      You clearly have no clue how much work goes into these trials. "A little paperwork" probably translates into a team of over a dozen individuals working 80-100 hour weeks during the trial, let alone the prep before hand.

    14. Re:Wow, just... wow by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 4, Insightful

      group that produces absolutely nothing

      This one produced a win for privacy rights and the rights of children.

      But hey, you can't get your knee jerkin' with that kind of rhetoric.

    15. Re:Wow, just... wow by mweather · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At 5 to 20%, they'd have to turn down most cases unless they were a slam dunk, or the client paid up front.

    16. Re:Wow, just... wow by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Informative

      So, it's OK to have a society where a group that produces absolutely nothing (e.g. what we call a 'parasitic class') can pocket 2/3 of our wealth? This the really what's wrong with America. Instead of asking how we can fix this awful situation we're busy asking how we can be the guy that gets paid $400k to fill out a little paperwork.

      If you think being a lawyer = "filling out a little paperwork" then I suggest you try to become one. Law is one of three professions that requires post school testing and certification (medicine, accounting, and law). Engineering requires testing and certification only in the construction side of engineering. It takes more than filling out paperwork, it takes knowledge just like medicine is more than a physical exam and writing prescriptions and accounting is more than balancing a checkbook. These are just small chores that are part of a larger profession. In the case of law, it is the only one which is adversarial. That's what makes lawyers so expensive; they have to go against other lawyers. In this case, the private lawyers have to go against the state which is a tough battle.

      Is 2/3 a high amount? Yes. But do you know exactly what was in that bill? Most likely the lawyers had to answer every motion, address every detail that the school district would throw at them in order to even get the suit to proceed. Being the school district, the lawyers would probably have to fight motions to dismiss as the school would argue that they can't be sued as part of state. Then even if they could be sued, everything fell under protected state behaviors, etc. That's a lot of time on a lawyer's part and time = money. Even a case that is settled like this takes up boxes and boxes of so called "paperwork."

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    17. Re:Wow, just... wow by mweather · · Score: 1

      If they charge less they HAVE to take cases that are more likely to win. The more you charge, the more cases make economic sense to take.

    18. Re:Wow, just... wow by kaiser423 · · Score: 1

      One would have thought that the case would be such a slam-dunk that you wouldn't need to pay out 2/3 of the value of it to get it argued successfully. You should only need to give someone that kind of a cut if they're taking on something that is very unlikely to pay out, privacy win for the children or not.

    19. Re:Wow, just... wow by BlitzTech · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or, as non-value-producing citizens, they could lead lifestyles that didn't require them to make money hand over fist to sustain. They have the potential to make more than doctors, and I can't imagine anyone would argue that doctors contribute much more to society than lawyers ever could.

    20. Re:Wow, just... wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I personally don't think it is ok.
      But it's not lawyers who are pocketing 2/3 of our wealth.
      It is capitalists.
      Since 1970 the GDP has tripled, but wages have remained flat or even declines, while the wealthiest 1% have seen their worth increase 300%.
      Most Americans don't even understand how lopsided the distribution of wealth, income and growth in wealth and income has become.

      The way that most of the truly wealthy in america have become wealthy is to inherit.

      Lawyers are peons in america. Just like you. They work for a living. Just like you. Some make more than others, just like you.

      Leave the lawyers alone. Worry about the trust funders.

    21. Re:Wow, just... wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Short answer is that he doesn't get to keep it. There's whatever he gets to keep as a part of his salary, but there's the cost of the paralegals, office, professional literature, time spent interviewing witnesses, time spent researching the case and coming up with a strategy. There's a lot of work that goes into the practice of practicing law.

      This is absurd. He has costs too, and so 2/3rds of the settlement at 500k is reasonable?

      This lawyer and his office staff didn't build a goddamn house in suburbia with their bare hands. They jerked off in front of LexisNexis for a few hours, and he got a suit dry-cleaned a couple times.

      Original posted was right. Lawyers are degenerate vampires.

    22. Re:Wow, just... wow by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      The problem is that lawyers get paid a percentage of the final result .... ....why not just a wage like everyone else.... ...oh yes that's because they are not working on your case alone they are actually multitasking on several cases at once, and a single case can take months if not years to go through the court system, and for most of this time your lawyer is doing nothing ....

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    23. Re:Wow, just... wow by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      Don't forget filing fees. The paralegals at the court building don't do their work for free either. The judges get a cut for their services (which I think come out of the filing fees, if not it is a court costs that the attorney has to pay from his escrow account.)

    24. Re:Wow, just... wow by omnichad · · Score: 1

      This is likely the case where they couldn't afford a lawyer, and one offered to take the case speculatively. That doesn't mean lawyers don't normally charge hourly rates here.

    25. Re:Wow, just... wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Risk!

      Cases like this are risky endeavors for lawyers. Clients don't have many choices in this kind of case because they are very difficult if not impossible to win. The lawyer and the client, before the case was even filed, assigned value to the risk in a mutually agreed to contract. Now that the risk has been played out and the plaintiff has won, the outcome looks unfair. Before the case, only a crazy person would take the case, even with the huge payout potential. After the case, that crazy person that went all-or-nothing when no one else would is lambasted by a bunch of uninvolved bystanders for being greedy.

      Furthermore, for every case where a plaintiff's lawyer wins and collects a large contingent fee, 50 cases go by where the lawyer recoups no money whatsoever because they bet big and lost.

      But have fun flaming lawyers this morning because of how morally outraged you are that the bloodsucking lawyers are ruining everyone's lives. If you want to put in caps on lawyer's fees we can forget about these kind of cases b/c no lawyer will be willing to take the risk.

    26. Re:Wow, just... wow by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      True, that cuts down on a lot of frivolous lawsuits. However, something like that also cuts down on a lot of legitimate lawsuits by people without a lot of money against another person or entity that does. Even if you have a bona fide claim, if you can't pay the attorney, then you are pretty much SOL.

    27. Re:Wow, just... wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are not useless, but they have no intrinsic value. I can't take what I paid a lawyer for and re-sell it later, like I could with, say, a chair.

      Same thing with a car wash (the act of washing the car, not the place that does it). I can't take that car wash and sell it to someone else.

      Most services do not contribute to wealth creation in the overall economy.

    28. Re:Wow, just... wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if you say it's true, it must be. Thanks!

    29. Re:Wow, just... wow by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      No, what's wrong is the fact that the lawyers are taking such a huge cut of the damages. While I agree they need to be paid, there is really no excuse for taking a higher percentage of damages than the people who actually were harmed.

    30. Re:Wow, just... wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't produce anything. He got $600,000 taken from someone else and redistributed to himself and his client.

      There was no net increase in societal wealth - it has the same net value after the money is moved as it does before.

      Now, if he skinned a beaver and produced a pelt, that would have actually made for an increase in net value of material goods.

      As long as the population is rising, making things adds to overall societal wealth.

      This is why China is going to crush us. They understand the importance of manufacturing.

    31. Re:Wow, just... wow by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      At 5 to 20%, they'd have to turn down most cases unless they were a slam dunk, or the client paid up front.

      Based on what I have seen, they should turn down most cases. Additionally, there are a lot of cases where the case only exists because the lawyer went looking for it. This is especially true of class action law suits. This is not to say that all class action law suits are bad, it is to say that the legal profession in this country has become bad.

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    32. Re:Wow, just... wow by CherniyVolk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is 2/3 a high amount? Yes. But do you know exactly what was in that bill? Most likely the lawyers had to answer every motion, address every detail that the school district would throw at them in order to even get the suit to proceed. Being the school district, the lawyers would probably have to fight motions to dismiss as the school would argue that they can't be sued as part of state. Then even if they could be sued, everything fell under protected state behaviors, etc. That's a lot of time on a lawyer's part and time = money. Even a case that is settled like this takes up boxes and boxes of so called "paperwork."

      I understand what you're saying, doesn't make it right. I don't care what's in that bill or how many boxes of paperwork goes into a case, 425,000 USD for a settlement is ridiculous at any level. For 425,000 dollars, that better be a Supreme Court ruling... unfortunately, such a ruling would total millions I imagine.

      I'm aware of post education certification and continued education for Lawyers, Doctors et al. Lawyers seem to make more than mechanical engineers, construction engineers, architects and a fair share of medical professions. In spite of all of this, and the jokes about modern health care, still poor people have access to a doctor. As opposed to the legal system, there is no access for poor people we know this, otherwise the RIAA and their John Doe lawsuits wouldn't be so successful at extortion. You can not afford a court battle, there is no protection for you. There is no legal equivalent of Medicare, there is no legal equivalent of Free Health Clinics, there is no legal equivalent of the fact your state taxes pays for the construction engineers that build the roads and water systems. There's no legal equivalent of you consulting an accountant to start a business.

      I don't care how expensive their school is. I don't care how expensive their paralegals are. I don't care about their bills, they are lawyers so they should be able to drag the costs down themselves by suing those who overcharge them... I don't know.

      The system needs to be fixed, there is no excuse for taking 425k from a 600k settlement. The financial aspects are ridiculous, the legal representation is ridiculous (where a large corporation can take an individual to court... what bullshit).

    33. Re:Wow, just... wow by bhcompy · · Score: 1

      Most auto settlements, generally negotiated by lawyers working on contingency, take half. And those guys are generally the real scheisters.

    34. Re:Wow, just... wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But doesn't the question still bear asking: -Why- is there so much overhead, that 2/3 is considered acceptable? It's similar to when a charity's overhead ends up being the lions' share of the fund usage: they're doing something wrong, or someone's reaping the benefits of a self-sustaining bureaucracy. If the legal system has become so baroque that the overhead of a case, in fees to legal staff, takes up most of a settlement then there's a real conflict of interest in the whole process. That fact that there's no incentive (in fact, there's a -disincentive-) to streamline the process and keep fees down is a problem.

      How about this: why don't -all- laws, by default, when they are enacted, have sunset clauses? Why doesn't some noble lawyer or politician submit a law stating that all laws up to the present day also have a sunset clause applied, requiring their review in a timely manner or their expiration? Rather than just piling on more and more laws as the years go by, why doesn't the legal system work on refining a set of core laws, and letting flawed ones die off? Because it's not in their best interest to do so (ie., job security).

    35. Re:Wow, just... wow by eth1 · · Score: 1

      Or, as non-value-producing citizens, they could lead lifestyles that didn't require them to make money hand over fist to sustain. They have the potential to make more than doctors, and I can't imagine anyone would argue that doctors contribute much more to society than lawyers ever could.

      Not to mention that doctors could probably contribute even more, if it weren't for the lawyers...

    36. Re:Wow, just... wow by internewt · · Score: 1

      But why the fuck did the plaintiffs make what is clearly the shit choice?

      A group who is meant to be responsible for children is caught taking pictures of the children in private settings, and hilarity ensues. I think even people who can't spell law would be able to see that the school-group would lose a case like this.

      Why did the plaintiffs take the shit choice? Either they couldn't arrange a loan to pay for a lawyer up front, they couldn't find a lawyer who was willing to compete against the rest of his industry, or the lawyer who make 400K USD misrepresented the situation in the first place, and lead the plaintiffs to make the poor choice.

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    37. Re:Wow, just... wow by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      I understand what you're saying, doesn't make it right. I don't care what's in that bill or how many boxes of paperwork goes into a case, 425,000 USD for a settlement is ridiculous at any level. For 425,000 dollars, that better be a Supreme Court ruling... unfortunately, such a ruling would total millions I imagine.

      Well unlike most people's assumption, a lawyer has to detail exactly what he/she is charging. In the bill, there should be enough details. Also it says the lawyer got $425,000, when in reality, the lawyer's firm gets the money. That means paying for more than just the lawyer: paralegal fees, clerks fees, deposition fees, etc. The lawyer will get a cut of it. But you could look at the alternative: The parent sued and got a small part of the settlement as part of a suit or the parents didn't sue and got nothing. Unless you have a lawyer, you're not getting anywhere.

      I'm aware of post education certification and continued education for Lawyers, Doctors et al. Lawyers seem to make more than mechanical engineers, construction engineers, architects and a fair share of medical professions.

      Some lawyers make a lot of money; many lawyers are not rich. In fact most of them become "ambulance chasers" for this reason. On average, lawyers make between 50-100K

      In spite of all of this, and the jokes about modern health care, still poor people have access to a doctor. As opposed to the legal system, there is no access for poor people we know this, otherwise the RIAA and their John Doe lawsuits wouldn't be so successful at extortion. You can not afford a court battle, there is no protection for you. , there is no legal equivalent of the fact your state taxes pays for the construction engineers that build the roads and water systems. There's no legal equivalent of you consulting an accountant to start a business.

      As for the RIAA, many people have found legal protection and successfully counter-sued. The rate of success and finding representation depends on whether you are actually innocent of what the RIAA accuses of you doing. For both Capitol v. Foster and Atlantic v. Andersen, both defendants had not part in infringing but the RIAA pursued the case anyway and was spanked by the courts.

      There is no legal equivalent of Medicare, there is no legal equivalent of Free Health Clinics

      As for free representation, you can get free legal advice depending on where you live. If you are charged with a crime, you have the right to free counsel.

      there is no legal equivalent of the fact your state taxes pays for the construction engineers that build the roads and water systems. There's no legal equivalent of you consulting an accountant to start a business.

      What does this mean?

      I don't care how expensive their school is. I don't care how expensive their paralegals are. I don't care about their bills, they are lawyers so they should be able to drag the costs down themselves by suing those who overcharge them... I don't know.

      The clients themselves can dispute the costs if they wish. Again, the lawyers have to detail their bills.

      The system needs to be fixed, there is no excuse for taking 425k from a 600k settlement. The financial aspects are ridiculous, the legal representation is ridiculous (where a large corporation can take an individual to court... what bullshit).

      You could look at and say that the lawyer got too much of a settlement or you could look at it and say the individual would have gotten nothing without a lawyer.

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    38. Re:Wow, just... wow by jarong · · Score: 1

      there is more than one kind lawyer. living in oregon i know quite a few lawyers who have worked pro-bono and sued the forest service on behalf of various groups to stop thousands of acres of old growth forests from being illegally clearcut. personally i can say they have done a more valuable service to me than 95% of all doctors visits i've had where you wait an hour and a half only to be talked to for 5 minutes and rushed out the door with prescription in hand and barely feeling like they even listened to you.

    39. Re:Wow, just... wow by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      Good. The number of frivolous lawsuits will go down.

      While hiring a lawyer on contingency allows someone to sue for wrongdoing when they otherwise couldn't pay the attorney fees (but may still owe other expenses related to the court case), I'm not aware of anyway to get a similar deal for a defense attorney if you are the one being sued. Well other than keeping my insurance payment current.

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    40. Re:Wow, just... wow by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Agents make 5-20% cuts to do the same thing(negotiate, draft paperwork, follow regulations, etc).

      In this case, the lawyers could have gotten 99-100% of the settlement, and I'm pretty sure that the students/parents would have been fine with it.

      And that is where your sales agent analogy breaks down. In the case of an agent, his clients are trying to maximize their revenue. In this case with the lawyer, his clients were trying to get justice (even the local DA and FBI were siding with the school, so the students were obviously not going to get justice any other way).

      Also in the case of a lawyer, not only there is the risk of not earning anything (just like there would be with an agent), but litigation can be so much more adversarial and there can be so much more ill-will present -- that even if a lawyer did pick a winning case, and actually worked on it full time for a period of months (or even decades), only to win it eventually, the losing party may be so bitter, that the lawyer who worked on contingency may never be able to fully collect on the amount awarded to him.

    41. Re:Wow, just... wow by ukyoCE · · Score: 1

      How is a settlement a win for anyone's rights? As far as the courts are concerned, the case never happened, and no precedent was set. No one was found guilty of anything.

      Another school could do this tomorrow and know "worst case" they'll pay out some of the public's cash to lawyers, and no one will go to jail for egregious infringement of students' privacy.

      (please correct me if I'm wrong here, this is my understanding of how "settlements" work in our court system)

    42. Re:Wow, just... wow by BlitzTech · · Score: 1

      Do they make money hand over fist?

      I would argue a majority of lawyers do not produce any measurable value. That puts me in the range of 50+epsilon% to 100%, and I won't argue that some laywers do help. However, I would be shocked if they made anywhere near the amount of money that the ones who don't contribute any value do.

      Though, it is nice to hear that there are some lawyers who do look to do the right thing and make the world a better place.

    43. Re:Wow, just... wow by bhcompy · · Score: 1

      And that is where your sales agent analogy breaks down. In the case of an agent, his clients are trying to maximize their revenue. In this case with the lawyer, his clients were trying to get justice (even the local DA and FBI were siding with the school, so the students were obviously not going to get justice any other way).

      Except that you're talking about criminal law, not civil law. This is a civil law case. Civil law is about money.

    44. Re:Wow, just... wow by Princeofcups · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Have you ever met a lawyer who wasn't fabulously wealthy, upper middle class at least? Have you ever met a paralegal who not scamming cab receipts to try to make ends meet? I know a lot of people in the business, and paralegals are pretty much white collar slave labor, and lawyers are arrogant pricks. There is the odd pro-bono socially conscious public defender, but they are aberrations.

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    45. Re:Wow, just... wow by igxqrrl · · Score: 1

      If the cost for garbage pickup were $1000 per month, the reasonable conclusion is that *someone* thinks the service is worth $1000 per month. You may disagree, and you may take your stinky smelly garbage to the landfill yourself. Someone else may happily pay the fee, and that may be an entirely reasonable decision for him.

    46. Re:Wow, just... wow by igxqrrl · · Score: 1

      Short answer is that he doesn't get to keep it. There's whatever he gets to keep as a part of his salary, but there's the cost of the paralegals, office, professional literature, time spent interviewing witnesses, time spent researching the case and coming up with a strategy. There's a lot of work that goes into the practice of practicing law. Plus, if the case was taken on contingency, which it looks like it was, he has to worry about the possibility of losing and ending up being paid nothing. Which can and does happen, there's a reason why attorneys work so hard to keep things out of the courts, the jury can be very unpredictable at times.

      You didn't explicitly mention it, but it's important to remember -- not everyone working on the case is paid on contingency. Even if the lawyer loses the case and gets /no/ money, he must still pay the paralegals, the secretaries, the office rent, etc.. In other words there is a very real possibility that by taking the case the lawyer will lose a large sum of money. So there /must/ be a large payout if he wins.

    47. Re:Wow, just... wow by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      As much as I believe lawyers need some constraint on their contingency based fees, I would not say that lawyers are "non-value-producing citizens".

      Without lawyers, we wouldn't have someone trained to give a sufficient defense in court from our accuser. We wouldn't have adequate representation when we have been injured because some corporation chose costs over safety. Let's not forget contracts, wills, deeds, and setting up a corporation. Most of these are boilerplate, but they are still the products of lawyers. Lawyers are value-producing citizens.

      However like ALL professions, there are lawyers that do more harm than good.

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    48. Re:Wow, just... wow by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      I can't imagine anyone would argue that doctors contribute much more to society than lawyers ever could.

      Everyone thinks lawyers are useless until they need one.

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    49. Re:Wow, just... wow by kevinNCSU · · Score: 1

      If we lived in a utopia your statement that they are "non value producing citizens" might be correct. But we do not, and those of use who understand human nature, and wish to live in a civilized society, appreciate the value provided by our civil justice system over the old ways of who has more power/men/guns. And before everyone gets all snappy about it still being the same so they can get modded +5 snappy remark about the system, yes, it's not perfect. But it's a hell of a lot better then when the only recourse was to draw fast and shoot straight.

    50. Re:Wow, just... wow by Grond · · Score: 1

      Why did the plaintiffs take the shit choice?

      As you say, it costs money up front. And winning is never certain, especially when suing a government entity. And remember, at the end of the day, the difference between the contingent fee and the hourly fee is often not all that much. In addition to the lawyer's fees there are court costs, expert witness fees, document duplication, discovery costs (somebody has to weed through hundreds or thousands of emails and documents to find the juicy bits), etc. The client has to pay for all of that, whether hourly or out of the award.

      they couldn't find a lawyer who was willing to compete against the rest of his industry

      Ah, on the contrary. Attorneys are happy to bill by the hour, since it means they should get paid whether they win or lose. Many times an attorney will decline to take a case on contingency but will offer hourly representation. Attorneys offer contingent fee arrangements because sometimes it's the only way to get business, not because they like it. It's uncertain, and the cash flow sucks (imagine only getting paid a few times a year yet having the same monthly bills).

      or the lawyer who make 400K USD misrepresented the situation in the first place, and lead the plaintiffs to make the poor choice.

      This would be a serious ethical breach opening the door to a legal malpractice suit, disciplinary action, and potentially disbarment for the attorney. Legal malpractice is no joke. About the same amount is paid out in legal malpractice each year as medical malpractice.

    51. Re:Wow, just... wow by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1

      Saying that all lawyers do is fill out a little paperwork is about as accurate as saying that all programmers do is a little typing.

    52. Re:Wow, just... wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a lot more then just 3 in the USA. Depending on state rules where you live fire men, police officers, paramedics, boiler operations, weights and measures, plumbers, electricians, hydronics, HVAC, elevator repair/inspections, surveyors and general contractors need licenses that come AFTER training. Even if you wanted to limit "post school testing" to "post bachelor degree" there are still Architects, nurses, pharmacists, therapists, social workers, building inspectors, hazardous waste and other environmental programs, teachers, and stock brokers. I am sure there are more, those are just off the top of my head.

      The list is long...I am not saying medicine, accounting and law is not exclusive , just that there are a lot of professionals out there that are regulated with state and federal licenses.

    53. Re:Wow, just... wow by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      It's just a settlement though.

      If a student or anyone else did this, he would be charged with hacking, tampering with an electronic device, and creating child pornography.

      I mean, they got money for their troubles but I wouldn't call it a win for privacy rights or the rights of children.

    54. Re:Wow, just... wow by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Lawyers are the grease that make the Rube Goldberg mechanics of our society function. They aren't the cause of society's problems, that's our own bloody fault.

      Given some of the code I have to deal with in my job I find myself wondering why I'm not compensated in proportion to a corporate lawyer when I figure out how to make it work they way it's desire instead of the way it's written. It's not the lawyers fault that they're paid so much relative to me, it's my peers. They're willing to perform similar feats with out being compensated like a corporate lawyer so I likewise must or they'll do it for me.

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    55. Re:Wow, just... wow by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Why is my post "flamebait"? It's reality. It's not even flame worthy.

      By definition a lawyer who works on contingency fees gets paid a percentage IF he wins the case.

      It is standard practice to collect a smaller percentage if the case is settled without going to court (because it's less work to do so).

      How is this even debatable, or flamebait???

    56. Re:Wow, just... wow by sureshot007 · · Score: 1

      At 5 to 20%, they'd have to turn down most cases unless they were a slam dunk, or the client paid up front.

      Maybe that might stop a bunch of the stupid lawsuits.

    57. Re:Wow, just... wow by sureshot007 · · Score: 1

      group that produces absolutely nothing

      This one produced a win for privacy rights and the rights of children.

      But hey, you can't get your knee jerkin' with that kind of rhetoric.

      I'd rather view it as the lawyer pointed out the obvious, and got a huge payday for it. What's wrong with our legal system that a person can't represent themselves, go in front of a judge and say, "But, Your Honor, this is wrong" and win in this sort of case?

    58. Re:Wow, just... wow by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Plus, if the case was taken on contingency, which it looks like it was, he has to worry about the possibility of losing and ending up being paid nothing. Which can and does happen, there's a reason why attorneys work so hard to keep things out of the courts

      ... as opposed to justice being top priority?

    59. Re:Wow, just... wow by Peeteriz · · Score: 1

      Thinking of settlements in percentages is a problem.

      Litigation expenses aren't directly related to the dispute amount in any way. Say, if you have a dispute over a $1000 claim, and both sides really can't agree, want someone else (the court system) to resolve their dispute and get "adequate representation", then it will surely cost far more than $1000, you will lose even if you win.

      If you have a dispute over $10, then if you do anything at all, even your own time cost + phone or mail expenses will be far larger than the dispute amount.

      The problem is not with the percentage, the problem is that the court system is structured in a way where properly handling a class action lawsuit takes an extremely large amount of time and costs hundreds of thousands of dollars.
      This is partly an unavoidable property of the anglosaxon common law legal system, where there is an almost boundless mass of documents that may influence litigation, and agreements are overdetailed to hundreds of pages as, essentially, in contract disputes the specific agreement lettering is the rule. Most other countries use civil law systems, which has a much lower 'ceiling' on how much lawyers need to do to consider their work fully exhausted, and don't suffer from such excesses - but there seems to be no chance at all in changing this legal situation in USA in this century - it isn't a problem for all the rich old men holding power, and they even benefit from it. Heck, most of politicians are lawyers by trade.

    60. Re:Wow, just... wow by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      Cases like this are risky endeavors for lawyers. Clients don't have many choices in this kind of case because they are very difficult if not impossible to win. The lawyer and the client, before the case was even filed, assigned value to the risk in a mutually agreed to contract.

      Wronged person has no opportunity for recourse other than to utilize services of lawyer at essentially any rate lawyer chooses, because some recourse is better than none. Other than choosing no recourse for a wrong (how about that, a society where justice has a price you have to be able to pay), that sounds almost suspiciously close to "duress", what with a legal monopoly on being admitted to the bar (you cannot represent 'yourself' in a class action).

      Now that the risk has been played out and the plaintiff has won, the outcome looks unfair. Before the case, only a crazy person would take the case, even with the huge payout potential. After the case, that crazy person that went all-or-nothing when no one else would is lambasted by a bunch of uninvolved bystanders for being greedy.

      Alternatives: crazy person actually is not all that crazy at all, and had a reasonable belief and expectation that there was a significant likelihood of success, however much lawyers like to pull out the "risky endeavour, very difficult if not impossible to win" card.

      Or crazy person is entirely crazy, in which case is of suspect judgment. If you jump from a plane without a parachute, you're crazy. You don't become less crazy because you survived, to use your attempt at an analogy.

    61. Re:Wow, just... wow by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      The owner of any business makes 'his' money only if he succeeds, while he has to pay his employees on an ongoing basis. Lawyers are not special in that regard.

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    62. Re:Wow, just... wow by Late+Adopter · · Score: 1

      Why exactly should they have to make any less than they do? Is there anti-competitive action in the market, besides the mandatory licensing (and corresponding expensive education)?

      The thought that someone doesn't deserve to make what independent people are willing to pay them is one of the most bone-chilling authoritarian sentiments that have the misfortune of being popular on this site.

    63. Re:Wow, just... wow by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      LMAO. You're having a laugh if you think that filing and court fees don't come out of your end of the settlement/award. If the lawyers eat any of that, at all, it's a token sum.

    64. Re:Wow, just... wow by thoromyr · · Score: 1

      Good post, but your argument that lawyers won't misrepresent the situation to lead the plaintiffs to make a poor choice is that lots of money gets paid out for legal malpractice that is actually successfully sued for? Really?

      That information suggests to me that it is common practice...

      Combine that with the difficulty in getting disbarred (how long did it take Florida to finally sanction Jack Thompson?) and it starts to look like there is probably a worse problem.

    65. Re:Wow, just... wow by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      This would be a serious ethical breach opening the door to a legal malpractice suit, disciplinary action, and potentially disbarment for the attorney.

      It would be a serious ethical breach. It's also a highly subjective area, and lawyers and bar associations are notoriously difficult to persuade to sanction a lawyer, possibly from fear that they, one day, might be subject to sanctions for such a claim.

      Legal malpractice is no joke. About the same amount is paid out in legal malpractice each year as medical malpractice.

      Great soundbite. Then you realize that while there are 700,000 physicians in the US (not all practicing), there are 1.7 million active lawyers.

    66. Re:Wow, just... wow by Myopic · · Score: 1

      You make some good points, but lots and lots of professions require testing and certification

      • engineering definitely requires post-school testing and certification
      • hairdressing and tattooing both require certification, but I'm not sure about testing
      • public-school teaching definitely requires testing and certification, and mandatory ongoing education
      • mechanics must go to school, pass tests, become certified, and take ongoing education
      • I bet I could think of many more if I tried

      Shit, being a lawyer doesn't even require ongoing education, does it? So by that measure, that means lawyers should earn a little bit less than public school teachers and mechanics, and a little bit more than hairdressers.

    67. Re:Wow, just... wow by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      I don't think you proved what you think you proved.

      What I got from your post is that the legal system is so totally fucked up that it actually requires an expensive education to do something as basic as suing someone for spying on your children.

      Yes, *given* the shittiness of the system, it's "worth the money" to pay one of these people. But you can still say the same thing about lobbyists, who consume a lot of resources simply to argue for a bigger share of a pie that is smaller because of them.

      (I've heard it's also "worth it" sometimes to pay muggers, extortion racketeers, and kidnappers.)

      In all of these cases, they're *still* not producing value in any sense that we actually care about, no matter much a fee their "services" might command.

      Nature can't change to make her laws easier for engineers and doctors to parse. But we can sure as hell improve the legal system.

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    68. Re:Wow, just... wow by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      The parent sued and got a small part of the settlement as part of a suit or the parents didn't sue and got nothing. Unless you have a lawyer, you're not getting anywhere.

      Yeah, I think that's part of people's problem. "You got nothin'. We'll do it for you - what with our monopoly on such things - but we're taking the vast majority of the win. Don't like it? Well, you're just shit outta luck, huh?"

      On average, lawyers make between 50-100K

      Ehhh, not really. In 2006, the middle 50% of lawyers made between $82,000 and $168,000.

      The clients themselves can dispute the costs if they wish. Again, the lawyers have to detail their bills.

      That's great. And if they say "Phone calls: $2/min in telephony charges, plus standard rate for attorney, plus $30/hr for dictation", the issue isn't in the itemization.

    69. Re:Wow, just... wow by operagost · · Score: 1

      You know, I'm the last guy to stand up for lawyers, but this case too a lot more than "a little paperwork". You do have to spend a lot of time researching law and precedent, not to mention actually appearing in court (often for no reason, because the judge ran out of time or decided to hit the golf course early and rescheduled).

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    70. Re:Wow, just... wow by BlitzTech · · Score: 1

      The thought that someone doesn't deserve to make what independent people are willing to pay them is one of the most bone-chilling authoritarian sentiments that have the misfortune of being popular on this site.

      I have no problem with them making money from independent people willing to pay them. I have a problem with them taking more than half of what people are due. Yes, yes, they have expenses, but the biggest one (in many cases) is paying themselves.

      Also, just because people are willing to pay doesn't make what they're doing OK. See: price fixing. Example: Samsung, Toshiba, Etc Fined For Price Fixing. Lots of people were willing to pay the price, but it still isn't right.

      I'm not saying lawyers are colluding and demanding higher prices than they deserve, I'm saying there should be more restrictions on what kind of payout lawyers are entitled to in any case. The result of which would most likely be lawyers not being one of the highest paid professions, but still well-compensated.

      Why does everyone blow this kind of stuff out of proportion and automatically go to authoritarian/socialist/etc?

    71. Re:Wow, just... wow by Late+Adopter · · Score: 1

      Why does everyone blow this kind of stuff out of proportion and automatically go to authoritarian/socialist/etc?

      This time? Caffeine dep. Apologies for that.

    72. Re:Wow, just... wow by operagost · · Score: 1

      Someone is wealthy simply because they inherited money is NOT a capitalist. The "truly wealthy" could not be trust-funders because money disappears unless you put it to work.

      A capitalist is someone who makes money with money; or to put it another way, makes money work for them. Unfortunately, most people stay stuck in the middle class because they spend their paychecks on "stuff" instead of assets that could make them money.

      Unfortunately, the closed-minded who are currently in the poor and middle classes assume that everyone who has more than them is not only rich, but greedy or entitled.

      I can see the contempt for people with "old money" who don't do anything with it: don't create companies, products, or jobs. But you started off talking about "capitalists", and the only difference between them and the hard-working lawyers is that instead of trading all their finite time for money, they invest their money into things that can make more money. Out of all places, I would expect Slashdot to understand the concept of ingenuity. Instead, we are jealous of someone who has figured out how to make money without trading his time for it in some sort of set ratio like, "I get $1200 for every 40 hours".

      "Since 1970 the GDP has tripled, but wages have remained flat or even declines, while the wealthiest 1% have seen their worth increase 300%." Sounds like you have some major inflation-adjustment-FAIL there.

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    73. Re:Wow, just... wow by IICV · · Score: 1

      It's funny, because out of those three professions (medicine, accounting and law) only one deals with a system that is naturally complicated. Accounting and law are only complicated because our society makes them complicated.

    74. Re:Wow, just... wow by mweather · · Score: 1

      And most of the legitimate ones as well. Lets not throw the baby out with the bathwater.

    75. Re:Wow, just... wow by BoberFett · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "As for free representation, you can get free legal advice depending on where you live. If you are charged with a crime, you have the right to free counsel."

      Not necessarily. I was charged with contempt a few years ago. It was child support related, I was out of work but the court didn't agree that 25% of $0 is $0, they thought I should still be paying the same amount I did when I was working. Apparently the father has to tighten his belt, but nobody else. But I digress...

      At right about the same time as I had to appear in court for the contempt charge, I found a job. I started the job one day and had to appear in court the next week, and even though I had absolutely no money due to extended unemployment, the court turned down my application for a public defender because they thought I was making too much money. I hadn't even gotten a paycheck yet. Apparently the $55K/year I was going to make (which wasn't all that much after taxes and child support cut that down to about $25K/yr) meant I wasn't entitled to a defense. I had to appear in court by myself while my ex got the benefit of a free county prosecutor and rep from the human services dept. I got fucking railroaded by those assholes.

      I'm going to have to jump on the "Lawyers (and government officials in general) are scumbags" bandwagon. I'm a father who does the best he can, and apparently the only thing these scumbags have to do with their time is threaten to throw me in jail.

    76. Re:Wow, just... wow by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      If you hadn't noticed, a large percentage of politicians are lawyers. They're the ones running the show.

    77. Re:Wow, just... wow by CherniyVolk · · Score: 1

      Some lawyers make a lot of money; many lawyers are not rich. In fact most of them become "ambulance chasers" for this reason. On average, lawyers make between 50-100K

      I find this difficult to believe. I'll have to call this one out. Some might not make much, but on average that doesn't seem right at all. The economics nor stereotypes simply doesn't equate with this assertion. I have yet to meet an ethical lawyer, but that doesn't mean much technically. However, the idea that their schooling is so expensive compared to other professions and the stringent requirements all point to a person who shall honestly be in the interest of "justice" to undergo such burden for an average pay of 50-100K. We all know, this certainly does not fit the bill with what we see hit the news and court rooms with personal greed and exploitation seemingly being the only motive for a lawyer.

      As for free representation, you can get free legal advice depending on where you live. If you are charged with a crime, you have the right to free counsel.

      "Advice" is not precedent. "Advice" is ineffective. "Advice" is nothing more than words without action. "Advice" is advice, nothing more. And when you are served, anything some random lawyer said really has no weight given your situation; very similar to joining the military, at point of no return you are often told that anything the Recruiter told you is probably a lie or otherwise unbinding.

      I'm aware that free legal counsel is available and constitutionally guaranteed (US LAW) in criminal law.

      But what about civil matters? What if I write a program and some company decides to send lawyers after me... asking for some settlement and to cease and desist, what then? This is the part of the system that is severely broke. Why should I only be guaranteed legal counsel in the event I'm a criminal? Why can't I be given counsel as the victim, or even if I wasn't a "victim" as the "dove".

      Legal system should be equally accessible to all. If a Company is allowed to sue me for whatever reason, then I should be able to defend myself with whatever comparable resources they can bring to the table. In fact, I say such cases should be barred from settlement, and the company or the excessively wealthy one must manage total costs of his and the defendants legal counsel, through out the duration; and compensation for out of work time for the defendant regardless of verdict.

      What does this mean?

      I was pointing out other professions that require enormous expense that the public benefits from for far less out of pocket experience. I pay taxes, modest at that and it seems to be able to pay for the billions and billions poured into building roads, bridges and skyscrapers, nuclear facilities and power generation plants, water sanitation plants, sewage facilities and the rest of it all. My point was you can't argue that the poor Lawyer has so much to pay out of pocket, because so many other professions also pay dearly and those who benefit from their effort never have to see first hand the exorbitant costs. To see my cardiologist for about an hour, 20 dollars out of pocket. To walk into any lawyers office and say hello, a 500 dollar retainer fee. Both are highly subject to what they say, literally. The Cardiologist in SoCal is probably paid much more than the average lawyer. I pay medical insurance, so if my Cardiologist actually has to get bloody, I'm ok. If my lawyer has to file a paper and walk into a court room...

      I think you see my point.

      You could look at and say that the lawyer got too much of a settlement or you could look at it and say the individual would have gotten nothing without a lawyer.

      This is what infuriates people. This is not a choice. This isn't a game of "in order for you to see justice, I shall be able to rape you before hand". This is a precise analogy, and one of the reasons certain groups of people throughout history have been slaughtered; and they will be again and again.

      This isn't a game of exploitation, it's supposed to solve disputes.

    78. Re:Wow, just... wow by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Law is one of three professions that requires post school testing and certification (medicine, accounting, and law).

      Really? Only three? Are you sure about that? Because before I could become a flight instructor (and after ten years, I still don't have the creds to be an airline pilot, but that is due more to my personal motivation and goals than elapsed time since I started working on my pilot's certifications), I had to take eight different tests, and each step along the way led to a new certification. I imagine there are other professions that require testing and certification, as well.

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    79. Re:Wow, just... wow by Grond · · Score: 1

      Good post, but your argument that lawyers won't misrepresent the situation to lead the plaintiffs to make a poor choice is that lots of money gets paid out for legal malpractice that is actually successfully sued for? Really? That information suggests to me that it is common practice...

      Malpractice is distressingly common, but it's not usually because of outright misrepresentation. It's usually just because of incompetence.

      Combine that with the difficulty in getting disbarred (how long did it take Florida to finally sanction Jack Thompson?) and it starts to look like there is probably a worse problem.

      It's true that bar associations should have higher standards and should be quicker to discipline misbehaving lawyers.

    80. Re:Wow, just... wow by Grond · · Score: 1

      It would be a serious ethical breach. It's also a highly subjective area, and lawyers and bar associations are notoriously difficult to persuade to sanction a lawyer, possibly from fear that they, one day, might be subject to sanctions for such a claim.

      I agree that bar associations should do more to discipline misbehaving lawyers. However, malpractice suits are fairly effective.

      Great soundbite. Then you realize that while there are 700,000 physicians in the US (not all practicing), there are 1.7 million active lawyers.

      First, citation needed as to the number. The Bureau of Labor Statistics says "Lawyers held about 759,200 jobs in 2008." Source. The American Bar Association says there were 1.18 million active attorneys in the US in 2009. Source. The difference being that not all active attorneys have 'lawyer' as their primary employment (for example, I am an attorney, but my primary job is as an academic researcher, though I do represent clients).

      You also have to consider the amounts involved. Most lawyers don't deal with multi-million dollar issues, but doctors almost all do.

      But even granting that it's not a complete apples to apples comparison, the point remains that the annual per-attorney liability is in the thousands of dollars. If you don't think that's serious, then, well, I invite you to consider whether you'd want to practice law without malpractice insurance.

    81. Re:Wow, just... wow by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Why exactly should they have to make any less than they do? Is there anti-competitive action in the market, besides the mandatory licensing (and corresponding expensive education)?

      Well, a high initial investment is a limiting factor on competition, so that alone should be sufficient. Also, the fact that most contingency fees are at least 1/4, usually at least 1/3, is a form of price-fixing. Lastly, you have the conflict of interests (also inherent to doctors, etc.) where the person you are hiring to advise you on the purchase of a specialty item is also the vendor for that item, that is the cost of information makes free market conditions hard to achieve.

      Also, you used the word "deserve". That creates a whole series of conditions that you have to prove. Was the transaction without duress (like the possibility of falsely going to prison)? Was the purchase fully informed (since the purchase was knowledge, it seems unlikely that the purchaser really could know everything about it)? Was the purchase made with money that the person had a valid claim to (start at the validity of their receipt, then recurse back through to original acquisition of land, etc. that were sold)? And that's just for a single transaction to be valid. You made a larger claim, that the lawyer "deserves" this money. Since more people want to be lawyers than are lawyers, or are admitted to law school, you have to demonstrate that this person "deserves" to be a lawyer. Which means defending the admission policies without which they would not have been admitted. So the validity of standardized testing (LSATs), the fairness of grading (e.g. the obscene grade inflation at Harvard), possibly race based/gender-based/need a football player or saxophonist based admission, and recurse through on admission to undergraduate school/elite high schools/etc.

      It's a big claim to make that they "deserve" what they get. You probably want to restrict yourself to a results based "it is better for society to allow a free-floating price for legal services", which is a far easier case to make. A free (or rather fair) market has a lot of advantages, but moral deservedness is not one of them.

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    82. Re:Wow, just... wow by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      They have the potential to make more than doctors, and I can't imagine anyone would argue that doctors contribute much more to society than lawyers ever could.

      I would on a couple of grounds.

      Lawyers can stop polluters (see Erin Brockovich). Surely the prevention of tens of thousands of people from getting cancer is more societally beneficial than treating the cancer of 1/10 of those cases after the fact. This can extend to other dangerous products. It's a natural outgrowth of refusing to let the government act as preemptive regulators, and instead privatizing the punishment of misdeeds.

      Most of the time I've gone to see a doctor, it's to get standard bloodtests done or prescriptions written. I don't really think most doctors are worth their salaries. Of course, the antibiotics they control are worth the markup they add for their time.

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    83. Re:Wow, just... wow by Late+Adopter · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean to say that lawyers deserve what they make. Rather, I mean that one can't say that they *don't* deserve what they make, if you appreciate the distinction. The burden of proof on the post I replied to, since I'm not at all advocating regulating attorney pay. I would happily let the market settle it, provided it's functioning properly (which I very much appreciate your well-reasoned thoughts on why it may not be).

      My deeper problem is that it's bad policy for people to make a gut reaction and say something shouldn't cost what it does. It tends to lead to unintended consequences, since you paper over the cause that led it to cost that much in the first place.

    84. Re:Wow, just... wow by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Someone is wealthy simply because they inherited money is NOT a capitalist. The "truly wealthy" could not be trust-funders because money disappears unless you put it to work.

      Huh ? Of course they could (and typically are). If you already have a lot of money, it's relatively easy to make a lot more (if for no other reason than being able to responsibly take on riskier, more profitable investments).

    85. Re:Wow, just... wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No this one didn't produce a win, this one help present the facts to the courts. What people are arguing is that no one should stand to make several years worth of wages from helping the legal system function. It's not like the lawyer created a better society. He didn't add any value, he just presented the facts in a good way.

      Just like marketing. If two companies both produce a fine cola product and they both spend 14 millions dollars to protect their market share from each other then the marketing didn't add any value to society. Lowering the price of the cola product would add value, or making it more healthy.

    86. Re:Wow, just... wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I realize there is an opportunity cost to his time, but the actual monetary cost of that time is $0. That time is exactly what he is being paid $425,000 for. So he gets to "keep" that part of your money, too.

      So the only thing that costs money to him are his office (which presumably is very cheap, relative to what he got paid), his subordinates, and whatever costs he accrued printing, filing, and any other actual physical work of the lawsuit.

    87. Re:Wow, just... wow by operagost · · Score: 1
      Here are ways that money disappears if you don't put it to work:
      • Deflating of fiat currency and hyper-inflation
      • Unexpected expenses (disaster, health)
      • Theft

      I had said that "trust funders" aren't truly wealthy because, by definition, they do not donate to charity and do not make money work for them by investing. They spend money until it's gone.

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    88. Re:Wow, just... wow by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      I find this difficult to believe.

      I got it from this website. On the high end, partners in law firms make big bucks. Going into a private practice has a double edge; you can make lots of money or little money based on how much business you can bring in. If you're a corporate/government attorney, you've got steady income but the potential is limited. Also your specialty affects earnings. For example, civil/criminal lawyer is highly variable but often very crowded so the salary is variable. Intellectual Property law is highly specialized as only lawyers that have an undergraduate technical degree (Science, Engineering, etc.) qualify for it. But the difference is that the average starting salary is $100K and there is high demand.

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    89. Re:Wow, just... wow by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      I had said that "trust funders" aren't truly wealthy because, by definition, they do not donate to charity and do not make money work for them by investing. They spend money until it's gone.

      You apparently have a different definition of "trust funder" to everyone else. For most people, it simply means someone who inherited (large amounts of) money. What they do with it afterwards is irrelevant.

      Incidentally, if you're rich - regardless of whether you inherited it or earned it - it's damn near impossible *not* to "put it to work" (unless you're keeping gold bars under your bed) since pretty much anywhere you're going to stash millions of dollars is going to be "working" that money one way or another.

  22. Not so fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't for a second think that the business of government doesn't benefit from the ridiculously complex, ambiguous, and corrupt system of law. It costs billions of dollars per year to administer the whole thing.

    The more laws, and the more lawsuits, the more money being raked through the business of government each year. Therefore, those at the top of the pyramid are better positioned to exploit that cash flow for personal gain, whether directly or (more commonly) indirectly. They have an incentive to encourage more lawsuits, not less.

  23. Remember... by sycodon · · Score: 1

    ...most Congressional Representatives and Senators are lawyers.

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      Which brings up my Second Rule of Voting:
      When given a choice, vote for the candidate that isn't a lawyer.
      If you want to know my Three Rulles of Voting, here they are:
      1. 1.)When in Doubt, vote the Ins, Out
      2. 2.)When given a choice, vote for the candidate that isn't a lawyer
      3. 3.)Vote to resolve a problem/issue at the most local level possible
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  24. Was this on a contingency basis? by MunchMunch · · Score: 0

    If this was a class action suit on a contingency, then it's not really all that unfair or surprising. A lawyer might put in hundreds of hours of very real, hard work before even getting to trial, and then have to perform well during trial, and then finally have to leave the jury's decision up to chance to some extent.

    It's a huge gamble for such a lawyer. It seems like they're assholes, but in honesty, if they took it on contingency, it's really not a bad situation for the client, and the lawyer is taking a bigger risk. If they lose, the client pays nothing and the lawyer is out of hundreds of hours of work. If they win, the client gets X dollars that they wouldn't have and the lawyer gets a big payoff.

    Now, don't get me wrong-- for class actions where the settlement or judgment is more or less "a free voucher for a french fry," but the lawyers collect millions, that's slimy and awful.

  25. Definitions by Intron · · Score: 3, Funny

    Attorney - An honest, well-educated representative of my interests before the court.

    Shyster - The low-life, lying dirtbag representing my opponent.

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  26. What about the other students by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    it looks like only 2 students will get any money (and only one gets much).
    I find it strange that while we know that this happened to all the students only one or two of them gets any compensation.

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  27. $425 an hour if you figure 1000 hours worked by alen · · Score: 1, Insightful

    at 40 hours a week 1000 billable hours comes out to 10 months of work, which is how long the case has been in the news. nothing greedy about it

    not like the lawyer keeps everything. there are office expenses, salaries for paralegals, business taxes, personal taxes, benefits and a long list of other expenses that have to be paid before they can take some money home to pay their personal expenses.

      on another forum i frequent there is a lawyer who lives in this school district and he drives a toyota. most lawyers see about the same percentage as music artists get on CD sales after they pay all the expenses

  28. No, we all win. by bedroll · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't get this attitude that the lawyers are the only winners. Sure, they're the big financial winners here. This was never a case about lost funds, though. It was a case in which the students sought both relief from invasive practices and a punitive sum to discourage further similar actions. They won on both counts, and since no school district wants to shell out over half a mil because they spied on their students it should be a win for the privacy of teens everywhere.

  29. What do you call a lawyer lookin at a webcam feed? by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    Either a total pervert or a pending lawsuit.

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  30. Something is wrong here... by Anomalyx · · Score: 1

    It would have been an unfair distraction for our students and staff and it would have cost taxpayers additional dollars that are better devoted to education.

    The district issues Apple laptops to all 2,300 students at its two high schools.

    They have NO right to use finances as an excuse.

    The proper solution is a settlement such as this, but split to every student that was spied on, PLUS jail time for those who made the call to do it. Bring that wiretapping charge back!

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  31. who cares about the money by hypergreatthing · · Score: 5, Insightful

    who got sacked for doing this? Who's going to jail? who's being charged with pedophilia? Who's on the sex crime watch list because of this?

    Because if the answer is no one then justice was not served and no one learned any lessons 'Cept that Lawyers charge a lot for their services.

    1. Re:who cares about the money by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 1

      This is exactly what I want to know. What the hell is going on?!? They were using cameras to spy on children in their bedrooms! I don't care what their motivations were. Private citizens do not have the authority to do the things they did. And the way they talked about the spying software shows that they thought of it as entertainment. If I could post a pic here, I'd post the "This is an outrage!" guy.

    2. Re:who cares about the money by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Unless you can prove intent to look at nekkid pictures of teens, you can't get a sex crime conviction. As with most cases involving school authorities, the "too stupid to know better" defense prevails. Seriously, most of these people know little more than the kids they are entrusted to teach, and some of them know less.

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    3. Re:who cares about the money by hypergreatthing · · Score: 1

      Unless you can prove intent to look at nekkid pictures of teens, you can't get a sex crime conviction. As with most cases involving school authorities, the "too stupid to know better" defense prevails. Seriously, most of these people know little more than the kids they are entrusted to teach, and some of them know less.

      So now you have to prove intent? I thought possession was more then enough to convict someone especially when they took said photos. And this "too stupid to know better" defense does not work for anyone else, it certainly shouldn't work for anyone.

    4. Re:who cares about the money by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      No, possession is not enough to convict. Arrest and jail, yes, Convict, no.

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    5. Re:who cares about the money by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      who got sacked for doing this? Who's going to jail? who's being charged with pedophilia? Who's on the sex crime watch list because of this?

      Probably the students when the pedo-teachers post their naked pics on the interwebs, and the student becomes a certified sex offender for posing for the pics.

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    6. Re:who cares about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who's being charged with pedophilia?

      Pedophilia is a CRIME now?
      I realize it's all the "think of the children" stuff, but that's real thoughtcrime right there.

    7. Re:who cares about the money by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 1

      It's not JUST a sex crime issue. There's invasion of privacy. There's wiretapping (some variation of it). Plenty of crap. What they did is wrong on so many levels that more than just one class of crime was committed in my opinion. I'm no law-talking guy but the things they did MUST be illegal. You can't just set up a camera in someone's house and take pictures of them. Even the cops can't do that without a warrant.

    8. Re:who cares about the money by Jainith · · Score: 1

      +1 for understanding the meaning of a word that is often inappropriately used.

    9. Re:who cares about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Violating a person's civil rights is a felony. Based on the reports it is pretty clear the school intended to conduct a search without a warrant. That is a violation of a person's civil rights. It is also a crime to secretly record someone in a dressing room, bathroom, etc.

  32. Sickos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What we have here is a case where every article of trust that the parents put in the school was broken. Somebody SHOULD BE IN JAIL. I'm not going to allow any child of mine to have a school issue laptop in their room without the webcam being physically disabled. Even if this means that I have to put duct tape over the lens myself.

    I seriously cannot believe that nobody was sent down as a sex offender. It sounds like a case of the fed protecting their own. One branch of the government protecting another. What is it going to take to get a prosecution?

  33. And who will pay the fine? The student's parents by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    One way or another, either services will be cut or taxes will be raised.

    Fines don't work for large companies and government organizations. The only thing that would work is jail time.

    A large corporation externalizes the fines and calculates them into the cost of doing business. A government organization cuts back $610,000 on after school programs or raises taxes .001% to cover the amount.

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  34. skunkpost? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    skunkpost STINKS

  35. What Do You Expect? by mattwrock · · Score: 1

    The people writing the laws ARE Lawyers! The Legislative and Executive branches are full of lawyers. We have over 50,000 federal laws and growing daily. Add to it state and local statues, and it's amazing that more people aren't in jail. Compound this fact that most people can even understand the laws (because lawyers using their pedantic language), and there is little hope of defending yourself. That's why any bill is well over 1,000 pages.

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    1. Re:What Do You Expect? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      I called the ombudsman in our state capitol to ask where I could get a paper copy of the state statutes I am supposed to know and abide by every day, or face arrest. They couldn't tell me. Giving people access to the laws would interfere with law enforcement's ability to just make shit up as an excuse to pull people over. Fortunately, most statutes are now on the computer, but that doesn't guarantee the text is accurate. Incidentally, I beat a ticket for "exceeding the speed limit in a rural area" on appeal because the arresting officer could not produce any evidence to show where the "rural area" began or ended, but he was absolutely certain the half mile of freeway that went through a corner of his town must be a rural area.

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  36. Who's working for who? (or whom?) by Walt+Sellers · · Score: 1

    If the law firms take more than 50% of the settlement, could we reason that the law firm is now working in its own interest, not the client's interest?

    Of course most of us know we can't just pay a law bill, win or lose, and big organizations could just out-spend us into bankruptcy, so we have to make those percentage deals. Sad state of affairs really.

    Who gets to write off the $425,000 on taxes? The families or the school district?

  37. Re:Welcome to Obama's America by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

    Teabagger says what?

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  38. FBI Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real story here is not that the civil suit succeeded but that the authorities chose to protect their own by not prosecuting. The criminal case had merit and would also have provided a valuable precedent to protect children from at-home surveillance in the future. Now schools just know that they have to hide it better.

    http://www.philly.com/inquirer/local/20100818_No_charges_in_Lower_Merion_webcam_case.html

    The choice of excuses, "no evidence of criminal intent", was a joke. They have multiple emails in which the administrators describe the at-home surveillance as a 'soap opera'.
    What a disaster.

  39. Well, they might not do it again... by asdf7890 · · Score: 1

    You could argue that the students win because the school will not do anything like that again in a hurry, and that students in general win because other schools will be more careful not to blatantly infringe upon their personal space too. Not everything comes down to just money - the deterrent of there now being a successful action in recorded case law may well have some value.

    Admittedly some of that value is to the lawyers as they can use it too, as it is them that will be paid to interpret the outcome as being in favour of their clients in future cases. And as it is a school that has been hit with the judgement, and it isn't a fully privately funded institution, the money actually comes from the "winners" and the rest of the state's tax payers in the end...

    1. Re:Well, they might not do it again... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      The blatantly stupid people who authorized this got off scott free... with no consequences for their actions, what makes you so sure they won't do something even more stupid in the future? Remember -- you can't fix stupid.

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  40. Did anybody learn their Econ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's simply economics. These types of cases are usually taken on contingency. Lose and you get paid $0. So the lawyer has to determine the risk involved and run the cost-benefit analysis. Big wins counterbalance the losses, and the lawyer's fees cover more than just time at trial.

    Plus, the settlement figure wasn't predetermined. If the lawyer expected only $100k, and his chances of obtaining the settlement were low (say 40%), the expected benefit is only $40,000 for months - years of work.

    Sincerely,
    first-year lawyer with $120k in debt

  41. Small cut by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    you should check how much should be getting the lawyers with all the smartphone companies suing each other for patents.

  42. Re:Shocker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    and things have changed how?

    Oh, yeah, people appointed by corporations (or at least backed with corporate millions to drown out their opponent's message) do that for us now.

  43. Three Felonies a Day by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    http://threefeloniesaday.com/

    It's amazing the crap that's actually illegal...

  44. Seems to me by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    Instead of a civil suit, I would have wanted this to be a criminal trial against the superintendent. He could have been charged with any number of felonies and that would have been a more meaningful deterrent against those that would seek to trample on individual rights.

  45. Wow Talk About Missing The Point by xednieht · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Lawyers leaching off clients is not newsworthy. Title of the article should have been "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN AMERICA?". FTA "prosecutors decided not to pursue criminal charges", "took pictures of students even while they were sleeping in their own bedroom".

    Prosecutors, the FBI, and Judges are taking a big dump on the constitutional rights of individuals, and you're concern is what the lawyer earns off of this??? Americans are squandering their freedom and have no right to complain when they finally wake up and realize their Democracy is but a shadow of what it once was.

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  46. Double the employer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being paid 2/3 the total settlement is the same as 200% the plaintiffs take. That's like getting paid double what your employer makes!

    I understand that most U.S. trail lawyers make around 30% the total, which is far less than this.

    Also, it doesn't matter whether a case is a "slam dunk" or not. Either the Lawyer can afford to wait for the money, or needs to be paid up front.

    1. Re:Double the employer by mweather · · Score: 1

      >That's like getting paid double what your employer makes! Every third-party contractor I've ever hired makes much more than I do. That's why they're not a permanent member of my staff: I can't afford them.

  47. Re:Shocker by Crafty+Spiker · · Score: 1

    Wow - you've described the US today. Congratulations.

  48. Champerty and maintenance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If people hate these kind of lawsuits so much, why don't make Champerty and maintenance as a crime?

  49. Re:Shocker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Replace "king" with "congressman" and you have yourself a deal, partner.

  50. Re:Shocker by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    No

    How about this: You go to court, the judge judges the case on the merits, not on the legal maneuverings of lawyers. How about making the "law" simple enough that a person of average intelligence and income can present a case before a court without a lawyer, without having to know all the "legal" contrivances needed to ignore the truth.

    Awww screw it, that would never work. Better have the screwed up system we have now than risk it on trying something that is better for everyone who isn't a lawyer.

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  51. Re:Shocker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was probably cheaper.

  52. Why lawyers? See below by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Well, ever faced that stern-faced lady in HR who, with tight lips, told you that you can basically go F yourself and they are not going to do anything about the asshole you was making life hell for you?

    Well, a lawyer comes in handy, you know, for talking to that lady.

  53. Does not compute... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    f I hire an employee who does something stupid on behalf of the company, I have to suffer for it. Taxpayers have to suffer for their bad hires, too.

    if you hire a stupid employee, you have direct oversight of their activities, or you have someone you hired to oversee them. As a taxpayer, I have almost zero oversight and control over the activities of any representatives I 'hire'. If I vote a politician into office, why should I be held financially responsible for their activities if they decide to burn down a building or something? Shouldn't the people who behaved irresponsibility be the ones impacted?

    The reason that lawyers sue the city/state/national government is because they have lots of money. The first rule of tort law is never sue a poor person, because when you win, you still lose.

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  54. Re:Shocker by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

    It wouldn't be much worse though.

  55. What were the other options? by FatSean · · Score: 1

    Either deal with the justice system, suck it up, or take personal vengeance out on those who made the decisions.

    Dealing with the justice system seems the best answer here.

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  56. A Response From An Attorney by owlicks58 · · Score: 2, Informative

    As an attorney myself, I feel the need to address some misconceptions.

    1. This was not a class action, it was simply two individual cases.
    2. The article is woefully sparse on details regarding the settlement. I do not practice in Pennsylvania, but I can assure you that the Rules of Professional Conduct in that state do not allow attorneys to take a nearly 70% fee. Most states will only allow a maximum fee of 35% or so. In a contingency fee practice, the client is always responsible for his or her own costs, unless the client fee agreement specifically states otherwise. Under the agreement, these costs are advanced by the attorney, but the client is ultimately responsible for repayment. In this case, it seems unlikely that the attorney could have accumulated $350k in costs, but regardless, any money above that 35% (more likely 33%) ceiling is going to repay money the attorney already spent out of his or her own pocket. These costs do not include the attorney's salary, her staff's salary, office rent, etc, they only include direct costs related to the case, such as legal research fees, travel expenses, filing fees, and expert fees.
    3. An attorney DOES have repercussions if she issues casual advice to a potential client. The attorney/client relationship begins before any agreement is signed between the parties. Details, even from an initial meeting and even if the attorney is not ultimately hired to represent the client, are protected by attorney/client privilege and the attorney can land herself in hot water if she breaches this privilege.

    Something to remember here is that an individual can always represent him or herself in court, so long as the individual is competent. That being said, hiring an experienced attorney will inevitably lead to a better outcome, very likely offsetting any costs. Unfortunately, our legal system is far too complex to navigate effectively without years of education and experience.

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  57. the endless tradgedy of the commoners... by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    He didn't produce anything. He got $600,000 taken from someone else and redistributed to himself and his client.
    There was no net increase in societal wealth - it has the same net value after the money is moved as it does before.
    Now, if he skinned a beaver and produced a pelt , that would have actually made for an increase in net value of material goods.

    Actually, there's no net increase in societal wealth in your example, either. The beaver is out a pelt.
    Unless you're some sort of looney that doesn't consider beavers a part of society.

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    1. Re:the endless tradgedy of the commoners... by Kymermosst · · Score: 1

      If there are too many beavers, then some beavers may, indeed, be more valuable as pelts.

      Of course, one might be able to extend this argument to humans, as well. Anyone up for some Soylent Green?

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  58. Valid point, except .... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    In most cases, specialists rendering a service are viewed as having really "added value". For example, the programmer actually writes code that's left behind after he/she is gone, and gets used regularly. The doctors aren't generally criticized for making the money they do, as much as the HOSPITALS are, from what I've seen? Typically, if you have a good doctor, you're happy to pay him/her for their services and feel like their advice and prescriptions gave you back some measure of lost health that was worth what they charged you.

    In the case of attorneys, they're largely regarded as "parasites" because they insist on billing that way. The services they provide are typically littered with "nonsense" that becomes line-items on a client's bill. For example? Say you're in the middle of a divorce and hire an attorney to deal with it? You'll typically be asked to pay several thousands bucks, up front, as a retainer fee, BEFORE anything is even accomplished at all. (Does you doctor or software programmer demand this?) After you pay, you get billed for such things as a document being delivered and submitted to the court clerk. (Did you really need to pay $250/hr. or whatever he/she bills at, to pay the lawyer to drive 15 minutes from the office to the courthouse and stand in a line a few minutes to turn the document in for you?) For that matter, you're typically billed an hour or more for time spent drafting letters or other documents that are already saved on a PC as a Word template, and a relatively low-paid admin. assistant actually filled out. Then, if you have the unfortunate luck I had in my own personal situation? You might even have your lawyer call you, unsolicited, to complain about the fact that you said something negative about the way he was handling your case to another attorney he happened to be buddies with -- and then get billed for an hour of phone time for the call! In any case, you can bet they're going to charge you that high rate any time you call with a simple question he/she didn't adequate explain to you when you were in the office discussing the topic in the first place!

    Usually, by the time your divorce case ever makes it to a courtroom, where the attorney's skill-set is actually NEEDED? He/she has burnt through that whole retainer fee and wants thousands of dollars MORE from you to finish things up!

    1. Re:Valid point, except .... by Grond · · Score: 2, Informative

      You'll typically be asked to pay several thousands bucks, up front, as a retainer fee, BEFORE anything is even accomplished at all. (Does you doctor or software programmer demand this?)

      Not all attorneys use a retainer. For those that do (commonly in divorce, bankruptcy, and criminal defense), it's done because not using a retainer is a good way to end up with nothing. Clients are actually pretty bad about paying their bills. Sometimes they don't have the money. Sometimes they decide it wasn't worth the cost and don't want to pay. It happens very frequently, especially with private individuals.

      And yes, there are software developers, designers, and other professionals that do custom work that require a retainer.

      After you pay, you get billed for such things as a document being delivered and submitted to the court clerk.

      First, not all attorneys or firms do this. Shop around. Some will have documents dropped off by a paralegal or secretary and bill accordingly.

      Second, for an important case or important document, sometimes you want an attorney to handle the little stuff. You want someone there who can notice if the clerk mishandles it, for example. Or you want someone who can make an on-the-spot correction if needed.

      For that matter, you're typically billed an hour or more for time spent drafting letters or other documents that are already saved on a PC as a Word template, and a relatively low-paid admin. assistant actually filled out

      Presumably that was billed at a lower rate. If not, you should shop around. Most firms bill very different rates depending on whether the work was done by a senior or junior attorney, paralegal, or secretary.

      I'm sorry about your particular case. It sounds like you picked a pretty terrible attorney. Some of what you describe sounds like you should have contacted the state bar about or otherwise disputed. You certainly should have made sure you understood the billing structure better and shopped around for alternatives before choosing an attorney. An attorney is supposed to explain his or her fee structure clearly, and if your attorney did not, then that's certainly something to complain about.

  59. Get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You say you haven't been the same since you had your little crash
    But you might feel better if I gave you some cash
    The more I think about it, Old Billy was right
    Let's kill all the lawyers, kill 'em tonight
    You don't want to work, you want to live like a king
    But the big, bad world doesn't owe you a thing

    --- Get Over It, the Eagles

  60. meet Michael Milken (allegedly) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milken

    Milken was indicted on 98 counts ... as the result of an insider trading http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insider_trading investigation.

    and meet Martha Stewart's stockbroker http://www.sec.gov/news/press/2003-69.htm (not allegedly)

    The scenario you described is called "insider trading" and, likely because it is illegal, when you find a stockbrocker who *is* willing to go for the arrangement they often insist on keeping quite a bit more than 75% of the profits.

    1. Re:meet Michael Milken (allegedly) by a_nonamiss · · Score: 1

      Your understanding of insider trading is all kinds of wrong. Insider trading is when you know something about a company that the general public does no know or have access to, then use that knowledge to gain financially in a way that a person in the general public wouldn't be able to do. For example, if I work for a pharmaceutical company and I get wind that the FDA is going to approve "Viagra plus" next Tuesday. If I then go out Monday and buy a bunch of stock in the company, knowing full well that it's going to go through the roof, THAT is insider trading. Conversely, if I already own a bunch of stock and I know that "Viagra plus" isn't going to be approved by the FDA on Tuesday, and I dump my stock on Monday to keep from getting burned, that also is insider trading.

      What I described is perfectly legal (assuming I don't have any insider knowledge of the "hot stock.") The problem is, if I've got nothing invested, there aren't many people (specifically stock brokers) that would be willing to risk their money knowing that I will get 70% of the profits. Guys like Milken and Madoff built a legitimate reputation for themselves as savvy investors before trying to pull their schemes. Also, they didn't target smart stockbrokers, they targeted gullible and ignorant rich people and promised huge returns. They also didn't say they were going to keep 70%, it was probably more like 1% or 2% (which can still amount to some serious cabbage when you're talking about funds in the billions of dollars.)

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  61. Re:Shocker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or we could go back to Grecian times and have judges chosen by lot.

  62. Re:Shocker by Late+Adopter · · Score: 1

    You just described small claims. Have an actual real-world dispute with someone? You're highly likely to be able to seek, and GET, relief there.

    Meanwhile, for high-dollar cases, it's nice to have rules set in stone to let business go on without wondering if the whim of a judge is going to find something subjectively "unfair".

  63. boolsheet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this case was a slam fucking ass sure win you ain't gonna lose dunk, a "civvie" could have won it hands down easy once they got up to speed on COURT PROCEDURE. I've done cases myself, won every one of them. I once beat some hyper expensive flown in association lawyer, he caved on the courthouse steps because he knew full well I had him by the balls and had done my homework.. No, YOU DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO HIRE SOME EXPENSIVE LAWYER.

      Geez it is easier than bash scripting. If you have a righteous case, at most, you might need a paralegal to file paper work, then sit on some cases with the judge you will be getting to read him, familiarize yourself with court procedure, and be polite, firm, professional sounding and looking, and to the point and have your ducks in a row once you are in there.

      There was nothing in dispute in this case! The school district fucked up, clean and clear as day, no way would they have won.

  64. Failure isn't civil law it's criminal law by si3n4 · · Score: 1

    others have made the same comment - the only 'justice' these kids are getting is through the flawed but functional civil system . Why haven't any criminal cases been brought . The taxpayer pays the insurances and the guilty walk . At least the civil case brought some heat on the guilty however imperfect . Pay the lawyer - at least he did something !

  65. Re:Failure isn't civil law it's criminal law by Wowlapalooza · · Score: 1

    others have made the same comment - the only 'justice' these kids are getting is through the flawed but functional civil system . Why haven't any criminal cases been brought .

    I guess RTFA isn't your strong suit?

    The FBI investigated whether the district broke any criminal wiretap laws, but prosecutors declined to bring any charges.

  66. Re:Failure isn't civil law it's criminal law by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    I guess thinking isn't your strong suit? Just because prosecutors decided not to indict officials (for committing a crime where they would happily send you, Joe Shmoe, to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass penitentiary) doesn't mean a crime wasn't committed. See: Wall Street fraud. See: Bushco torture.

  67. responsibility for answers by KWTm · · Score: 1

    An IT professional will do more free work than a doctor or lawyer would ever dream of.

    I think the difference is in the responsibility and accountability for giving the answer. As as licensed physician, I am happy to help out when I am not working professionally, but at the same time, I am not to be held accountable for my answer (because otherwise I would need to do a lot more work before answering, and I would expect to be compensated for that). As a licensed engineer, the same applies: I'll answer questions, but if you expect to get an answer commensurate with a P.Eng, you better provide compensation commensurate with a P.Eng.

    So, you might envision this conversation at a party:
    Software Engineer: "Hi. How's it going?"
    Medical Doctor: "Crummy. My Windows system went down."
    SE: "Why are you using Microsoft, man? Seriously, you should switch to Linux."
    MD: "Okay. How are things with you?"
    SE: "I'm not getting any. I'm microsofter than Microsoft."
    MD: "You should get Viagra."

    So far so good. But how accountable are these answers?

    One year later ...
    SE: "Hey, you said I should get Viagra, and you didn't even check if I was taking isosorbide mononitrate! I went to the Emergency and almost died! I should sue you!"
    MD: "Oh, yeah? Well, I switched to Linux like you said, it couldn't handle my mission-critical Windows software like Excel VBscript and Minesweeper, and I almost had to shut down my clinic! I'm the one who should sue you!"

    You don't seriously expect this conversation to take place, but it's a lot more common for a doctor to be held accountable to his/her words than an IT person.

    Note: This is not legal advice, nor medical advice, nor IT advice. There is no express or implied warranty to this text. This text has been transmitted to you with particles moving at close to the speed of light; the poster is not responsible for any injury caused by coming in contact with these particles.

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  68. Re:Shocker by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    I always thought that there should be three judge panels for courts, one decided by each party, and one decided by both (or random drawing), which direct the proceedings, instead of lawyers.

    But that is just me.

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  69. Actuallly by drolli · · Score: 1

    i hate to say it, but did he work alone or does he have associates

  70. What "untold story"??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the article, "Although we would have valued the opportunity to finally share an important, untold story in the courtroom, we recognize that in this case, a lengthy, costly trial would benefit no one," school board President David Ebby said in a statement late Monday. "It would have been an unfair distraction for our students and staff and it would have cost taxpayers additional dollars that are better devoted to education."

    What is this mysterious "untold story" that would have explained why the school took 56,000 snapsots of kids, or 400 of the plaintiff?

  71. Lawyers should be first against the wall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Line em up.