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The Story of My As-Yet-Unverified Impact Crater

tetrahedrassface writes "When I was very young, my dad took me on a trip to his parents' farm. He wanted to show me 'The Crater.' We walked a long way through second generation hardwoods and finally stood on the rim of a hole that has no equal in this area. As I grew up, I became more interested in The Crater, and would always tell friends about it. It is roughly 1,200 feet across and 120 feet deep, and has a strange vibe about it. When you walk up to it, you feel like something really big happened here. Either the mother of all caves is down there, or a large object smashed into this place a long, long time ago. I bought aerial photos when I was twelve and later sent images from GIS to a geologist at a local university. He pretty much laughed me out of his office, saying that it was a sinkhole. He did wish me luck, however. It may be sinkhole. Who knows? Last week I borrowed a metal detector and went poking around, and have found the strangest shrapnel pieces I have ever seen. They are composed of a metal that reacts strongly to acids. The largest piece so far reacted with tap water and dish-washing detergent. My second trip today yielded lots of strange new pieces of metal, and hopefully, one day the truth will be known. Backyard science is so much fun. And who knows; if it is indeed a cave, maybe Cerberus resides there."

250 comments

  1. Your backyard.. by eexaa · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm kindof afraid that your backyard is going to become the first physical place to be slashdotted.

    1. Re:Your backyard.. by naz404 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Have you noticed any strange abilities, powers or personality changes emerging after exposure to these strange pieces of metal for extended periods of time?

      Hmmm... you may also want to consider forging a magical sword out these strange metal fragments... You can then challenge the meteor sword-wielding Sir Terry Pratchett to an internet duel of epic proportions...

    2. Re:Your backyard.. by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Don't jack around with Kryptonite. It can leave very nasty burns.

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    3. Re:Your backyard.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But when you walk up to it, you feel something really big happened there. I'd say the guy had too many beers and blew a big fart.

    4. Re:Your backyard.. by penguin_dance · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It would have been nice if he would give some idea of location. Is this in the US, Europe, etc.? Someone here might know the local geography. The bits of metal don't look all that weird to me. It could be there because of a battle, a deposit of iron ore or other natural deposit. Are there any old mines in the area?

      And do you have any food synthesizers that went down?

      Yeah, I'm wondering if we're being punked with a video game promotion....

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    5. Re:Your backyard.. by zerro · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm wondering if we're being punked with a video game promotion....

      yeah/ what he said

    6. Re:Your backyard.. by h00manist · · Score: 1

      It's a sinkhole apparently. But even if it *is* a crater with a meteor on the bottom. I don't see what's the great big deal. Big dead rock falls from space and makes big hole. It's common, happens all the time, in bigger or smaller scale. Not much changes. Meteors don't bring unknown elements, biological life forms, or confirmation of nonhuman intelligent life. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impact_event There are plenty of more mysterious things to investigate in the natural world than space rocks, with authoritative sources confirming their descriptions, and no easily-found logical explanation.

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    7. Re:Your backyard.. by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      A sword that reacts strongly to water doesn't sound too useful as a sword. Depending on what the reaction is, of course. Bursting into flames would be interesting, although fleeting.

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    8. Re:Your backyard.. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      A morgul blade apparently dissolves after stabbing a hobbit.

    9. Re:Your backyard.. by SunTzuWarmaster · · Score: 1

      He would then forge the legendary sky-metal sword, which can reassemble itself from it's own fragments.

      http://www.amazon.com/Carnivores-Light-Darkness-Journeys-Catechist/dp/0446606979

  2. Hmm by RenHoek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why does this remind so much of The Story of Barbie Head Archeology...

    1. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      B: Clams don't have teeth.

    2. Re:Hmm by RenHoek · · Score: 1

      Whoops.. link a site, see it get slashdotted..

      Try this as an alternative link: http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/smithsonian.asp

    3. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      kind of reminds me of this more..

      Joe Dirt

    4. Re:Hmm by toQDuj · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's untrue (the letter was made up), but it does emulate real experiences.

    6. Re:Hmm by eexaa · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No idea, but on the second thought this totally reminds me one long-inactive volcano we got here in CZ. Google for 'Komorni hurka' or 'Kammerbühl'.

      Images from the actual volcano crater:

      http://kurz.geologie.sci.muni.cz/obrazky_ucebnice/obrazek4_23.jpg
      http://regiony.ic.cz/clanky/karlov/hurka_v.jpg

    7. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does this remind so much of The Story of Barbie Head Archeology...

      actually what scares me is that you know that story, well except you are a 5 year old girl. hmm actually a 5 year old barbie loving overlord might be scarier (well all be renamed Ken and have the area between our legs smoothed out)

    8. Re:Hmm by TimSSG · · Score: 1

      It reminds me of Mastodonia by Simak, Clifford D. a book about what was called a sink hole. It was the remains of an alien space ship crash. This is a science fiction book. Tim S.

    9. Re:Hmm by Stupid+McStupidson · · Score: 1

      Well, if his Dad, friends, neighbors in that area start inventing shit and altering electronics that are on a killing rampage, there is an alien spaceship buried at the bottom of this thing. Especially so if the name of the town is Haven.

    10. Re:Hmm by spazzmo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, where I grew up we have a crater (volcanic caldera) too, we call it Rotorua, and it makes up the horizon you see when there.

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  3. Looks like a karst depression by damas · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Could be a karst landform http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karst_topography. Carbonate rock will react with water.

    1. Re:Looks like a karst depression by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Carbonate rock will react with water.

      When you say "react with", you mean "dissolve, usually quite slowly, in".

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    2. Re:Looks like a karst depression by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Cool!! Soulskill is just one scuba gear away from sending us some really cool pictures.

    3. Re:Looks like a karst depression by dkf · · Score: 1

      Carbonate rock will react with water.

      When you say "react with", you mean "dissolve, usually quite slowly, in".

      Tends to be a fast reaction by comparison with almost any other rock. Sandstone lasts much longer despite being relatively easy to erode mechanically, and volcanic rocks (granite, basalt) are much more durable.

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    4. Re:Looks like a karst depression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Carbonate rock will react with water.

      When you say "react with", you mean "dissolve, usually quite slowly, in".

      Sorry, that is not what he means. Most carbonates will react (not dissolve) with chlorinated tap water and acidic ground water.

    5. Re:Looks like a karst depression by SirThe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Tends to be a fast reaction by comparison with almost any other rock. Sandstone lasts much longer despite being relatively easy to erode mechanically, and volcanic rocks (granite, basalt) are much more durable.

      What the fuck? Who cares? Relatively fast geologically doesn't mean you are going to notice anything by dropping it in a glass of fucking tap water, dude.

    6. Re:Looks like a karst depression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see some crop circles and a crop penis in the upper right of the image. Perhaps it's an alien landing zone.

    7. Re:Looks like a karst depression by hey! · · Score: 1

      My thoughts exactly. Might be a good place to hunt for caves.The giant sinkhole is promising.These have led to the discovery of some of the deepest caves in the world.

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    8. Re:Looks like a karst depression by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      In neither case are they reacting with water. They are reacting with stuff that's dissolved in it. What's more if tap water had enough chlorine in it to make limestone fizz it'd be undrinkable, and I wouldn't need to use vinegar to descale my kettle.

      Balanced equation or STFU.

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  4. never heard of metorites reacting with water by scapermoya · · Score: 3, Interesting

    my guess is that you have something along the lines of calcium carbide in those rocks

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    1. Re:never heard of metorites reacting with water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be easy to test, calcium carbide produces acetylene, a flammable gas.

    2. Re:never heard of metorites reacting with water by IrquiM · · Score: 1

      One thing is for sure - I wouldn't call it shrapnel

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    3. Re:never heard of metorites reacting with water by chrb · · Score: 1

      Shyeah right... The photos clearly show some new form of kryptonite, which has been subjected to trans-positited fillifitation of ferrous ions within the crystalline structural matrix.

    4. Re:never heard of metorites reacting with water by AnswerIs42 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      If they did, he would not be here to post about it.... There are only 6 metals that will react with water, and they are the Alkali metals, and they are quite energetic (as in Jamie Wants Big Boom).

      Looking at the pictures, the depressions to the north, the cutouts running north and south.. I would have to agree with the expert he consulted that what they have there are sink holes.

      The metals could have even been dumped there, not as in a hoax, years and years ago as the site could have been a "garbage dump". Unless you know the history of the area, may never know for sure.

    5. Re:never heard of metorites reacting with water by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Shyeah right... The photos clearly show some new form of kryptonite, which has been subjected to trans-positited fillifitation of ferrous ions within the crystalline structural matrix.

      Really? I thought the telltale sign of that reaction was that the biologic component took on the appearance of rusty hand tools?

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    6. Re:never heard of metorites reacting with water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      If they did, he would not be here to post about it.... There are only 6 metals that will react with water, and they are the Alkali metals, and they are quite energetic (as in Jamie Wants Big Boom).

      Not so, the alkali earth metals (calcium, for example) will also react with water on a clean surface, but much less violently. Calcium still evolves gas at a visible rate...

    7. Re:never heard of metorites reacting with water by speroni · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Does it not rain there?

      Surely if the metals reacted to water they would have had the chance by now.

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    8. Re:never heard of metorites reacting with water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Calcium Carbide is man made and doesnt exist in nature...

    9. Re:never heard of metorites reacting with water by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 3, Informative

      If he was holding it in a frangible container 6 inches from his face with no protection while submersing it in water, then yes...he could get injured by an Alkali metal. They actually react quite slow in comparison to many other explosives, and have a very limited amount of power. In fact, several grams of Sodium wasn't even enough to break a soda bottle for me. It just filled with some nasty smoke/gas and distended the bottle.

      Also, take into account that if he just found them lying there, there is almost zero chance they are alkali metals. They would long ago have disappeared thanks to rain and atmospheric humidity. A simple carbonate is the most likely answer.

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    10. Re:never heard of metorites reacting with water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many metals react with water, although more slowly. Even iron.

    11. Re:never heard of metorites reacting with water by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Or simply an abandon stip mine from a few generations ago.

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    12. Re:never heard of metorites reacting with water by datapharmer · · Score: 1

      It either wasn't sodium, or you were doing it wrong. Example here.

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    13. Re:never heard of metorites reacting with water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Hey, I think this might be some francium. Let's add water..."

      Funny, there's no followup report!

    14. Re:never heard of metorites reacting with water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have. That's what caused the sinkhole. These bits he found are what's left.

    15. Re:never heard of metorites reacting with water by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      That is true..
      Way back when I was a kid I was at a friends house. He lived on a dirt road out side of town. We tried out his new metal detector and got a big beep. After a digging about a food down we found an old rusted ax head. It was probably from when they built the road years ago and they just left it there.

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  5. Take it to a uni by Old+Wolf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How about taking a bit down to the geology department at the local university? Find out what the crater actually is. It could be important :)

    1. Re:Take it to a uni by Kreychek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But if an expert told him, it wouldn't be unverified... or a crater, and thus not newsworthy.

    2. Re:Take it to a uni by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Funny

      They'll just say it's a sinkhole or something, then insist that Global Warming is real and then pretend The Earth is really much older than the 6000 years old we all know it to be and that we all evolved from monkeys and that The Earth really goes around the sun, and that pi is bigger than 3. I wouldn't believe a scientist!

      (Sorry. Am I being too mean here?)

    3. Re:Take it to a uni by ComaVN · · Score: 4, Funny

      (Sorry. Am I being too mean here?)

      Only if the strawman is sentient.

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    4. Re:Take it to a uni by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      and that pi is bigger than 3.

      pi is bigger than 3, it's 3.141592654

    5. Re:Take it to a uni by scum-e-bag · · Score: 1

      That is actually larger than pi... The real value of pi is:

      3.14159265358979323846264338

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    6. Re:Take it to a uni by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does it go on forever?

      Yes.

    7. Re:Take it to a uni by Zaatxe · · Score: 1

      [...] and that pi is bigger than 3. I wouldn't believe a scientist!

      Sorry, but PI *ACTUALLY* is 4: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbxrvcK4pk1qbylvso1_400.png

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    8. Re:Take it to a uni by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pi is bigger than 3, it's 3.141592654

      pi is smaller than 3.141592654, it's 3.1415926536.

    9. Re:Take it to a uni by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mmmm pie

    10. Re:Take it to a uni by Skrapion · · Score: 5, Funny

      My father was a strawman, you insensitive clod!

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    11. Re:Take it to a uni by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      It's still not newsworthy. What the shit, Slashdot?

    12. Re:Take it to a uni by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      No. The real value of pi is strawberry rhubarb. All other values are just cheap imitations.

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    13. Re:Take it to a uni by terminallyCapricious · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't believe a scientist!

      YeAh BrOtHeR, tHeM mOtHeRfUcKeRs AlL uP aNd LyIn', AnD gEtTiNg Me PiSsEd!

    14. Re:Take it to a uni by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blueberry, west of the 100th meridian.

    15. Re:Take it to a uni by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      According to the summary, he actually already did just that. And that geologist told him it's not a crater, just a sink hole.

      Interesting as the site may be, it's probably really not an impact crater.

    16. Re:Take it to a uni by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In case you were wondering, that is a fine way of looking at it! Pi=4 when you use the taxicab metric, which is a valid metric. Also, circles are squares!

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taxicab_geometry

    17. Re:Take it to a uni by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Funny

      A Justin Wilson joke:

      A Cajun sends his son off to college. When the kid comes home for Spring break, the Cajun asks his son "so, whad'ya larn, boy?"

      The son thinks a minute and says "Pi R square."

      The old man is indignant. "What kind o' tomfoolery is they teachin' you, boy? Pie are round, cornbread are square!"

    18. Re:Take it to a uni by MikePikeFL · · Score: 1

      PUMPKIN YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD!

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    19. Re:Take it to a uni by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not exactly, if you turn it around the other way. In my experience as a university geologist that's what I occasionally get from the people bringing in their latest "dinosaur bone", "gold", "meteorite" or other "astonishingly rare artifact" for me to look at. Sometimes it's something that will "disprove evolution" or "disprove _insert_long-accepted_theory_here_" or some other side-effect that will make them famous and/or rich. People often aren't the least bit interested in the possibility that what they have is an ordinary rock rather than something exciting, and no matter how carefully I try to explain things or show them examples of exactly the same sort of thing ("Look, this is what real gold looks like (hands specimen to them) -- see the difference?"), they don't accept any of it. All they are looking for is confirmation of what they already know, and if you don't offer that, then obviously you're just another cog in the global conspiracy to suppress their amazing discovery.

      In fairness, it's not all that common (maybe 10% of inquiries), but it's still pretty scary to observe when it happens. Some people are scarily fixated. I do public inquiries for the sake of the other 90% who are genuinely interested in what the possibilities are.

      --just another member of the "Global Scientific Conspiracy to Suppress the Truth", Geology Division

    20. Re:Take it to a uni by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      My father was a clod, you insensitive jerk!

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    21. Re:Take it to a uni by penguinchris · · Score: 2, Funny

      I read this thread with an incredulous look on my face - did the summary change, or did *all these people* really not even read the summary? :)

    22. Re:Take it to a uni by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My father was a strawman, you insensitive clod!

      We're not in Kansas anymore

    23. Re:Take it to a uni by lmcgeoch · · Score: 1

      A Justin Wilson joke:

      A Cajun sends his son off to college. When the kid comes home for Spring break, the Cajun asks his son "so, whad'ya larn, boy?"

      The son thinks a minute and says "Pi R square."

      The old man is indignant. "What kind o' tomfoolery is they teachin' you, boy? Pie are round, cornbread are square!"

      lmao..Pi R square! I wish I had mod points....^^

    24. Re:Take it to a uni by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      RDRR

    25. Re:Take it to a uni by jrade · · Score: 0

      My jerk was a fath...wait, I screwed that up

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  6. It looks like an impage crater... of sorts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It really does look like an impact site from the Google image. The crater is elongated to the North, and it really does look like a large circular raised area at the North end. It looks just like what happens when you throw a coin edge-on into wet sand from a very shallow angle. Anyone agree?

    1. Re:It looks like an impage crater... of sorts by AffidavitDonda · · Score: 1

      Coin edged? So you think it's a UFO that crashed there?

    2. Re:It looks like an impage crater... of sorts by mangu · · Score: 3, Informative

      An impact crater look very differently from what happens when you toss a coin. Hint: there's a *BIG* explosion when the kinetic energy is suddenly transformed into heat.

      No matter how shallow is the angle, impact craters are always nearly circular and symmetric. The material is suddenly compressed with a huge amount of energy and heats up to thousands of degrees. The resulting explosion propagates to all directions, independent of which direction the meteor came from.

    3. Re:It looks like an impage crater... of sorts by prehistoricman5 · · Score: 0

      Impact craters are NOT always circular. http://www.google.com/mars/#lat=14.626108&lon=176.132812&zoom=6 large impactors striking at oblique angles do not leave circular craters

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  7. skeptics... unite! by igotmybfg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    are you (my fellow /.ers) sure this isn't a stalking horse for some kind of viral advertisement / alternate reality game?

    1. Re:skeptics... unite! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Maybe another Stalker game more closely based on Roadside Picnic?

      "Next I tried strapping the bits of metal to my belt. I felt my health decline slightly as it irradiated me, but I drank some vodka and continued testing. I found I was able to carry 10lbs more equipment (up to 60lbs) without becoming exhausted three times as quickly as usually happens when I carry anything over 50.00lbs of equipment. This artifact could help me reduce my energy drink consumption."

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  8. Sinkhole sounds plausible; impact crater not. by wvmarle · · Score: 3, Informative

    Looking at that photo, sinkhole sounds plausible.

    Maybe there are more holes in the surroundings, then it's clear. Also don't craters normally come with an elevated rim? Hard to see from above of course but no indication of such a rim around it.

    Oh well lots of guesses will be posted here I'm sure. It's /. after all, fantasies running wild.

    Indeed just take those metals to your local uni or so, have them figure out what it is. If they really react strongly to water then this must be recently exposed material (won't last long outdoors in the wet soil), so can't be from an ancient impact crater. I mean the material itself could be from whatever source but it's obviously exposed recently as you can find it easily with a metal detector so can't be there for a very long time or it would have weathered already.

    Also impact craters usually have lots of glassy material from molten rock present, look up some research articles about confirmed craters on what you should be able to find there.

    1. Re:Sinkhole sounds plausible; impact crater not. by advocate_one · · Score: 1

      Looking at that photo, sinkhole sounds plausible.

      what photo... all I see is a smoking dead website...

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    2. Re:Sinkhole sounds plausible; impact crater not. by n9hmg · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes. It looks like a sinkhole. One google earth picture doesn't tell much. The fact is it COULD be something else, within the confines of the information presented. If the geologist "laughed you out of his office" on just that image, he's a fool...unless you talked about spaceships, aliens, etc., in which case it's difficult to afford you even polite dismissal. It probably is a sinkhole, and doesn't require the "mother of all caves" to do it. Could be a deposit of soft rock gouged away by a glacier. Could be a very old impact crater torn up by glaciers. Probably a sinkhole, though.
      "new-metal" looks like a blob of zinc. Perhaps an outbuilding was in that location and burnt down? I've seen a lot of zinc-head nails, and a haymow burning would melt all the zinc on top of a corrugated roof sending it down in rivulets to solidify on the ground.
      It's really hard to take you seriously when you talk about the "vibe" of the place. That says you've already decided to believe things not in evidence. That greatly reduces your usefulness as a source of information.

    3. Re:Sinkhole sounds plausible; impact crater not. by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      what photo... all I see is a smoking dead website...
      It may be just a sinkhole, but at least the website cratered.

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  9. You know why? by IICV · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He pretty much laughed me out of his office, saying that it was a sinkhole. He did wish me luck, however. It may be sinkhole.

    You know why he laughed you out of his office? Because you went in there saying "Look! I've got an as-yet undiscovered crater in my backyard! Or maybe it's a big cave or something!"

    It makes you sound like some easily-impressed idiot who doesn't know the first thing about rocks, which is probably what you are - something that irregular and in soil that looks that soft is almost certainly not a crater. I mean, just compare it to a picture of an actual crater; they're nothing alike.

    And then you go off about "oooh when I put water on these rocks they bubble!", like you've never heard of limestone (and it sounds like you probably haven't), and "I found weird lumps of metal!" like you've never heard of (oh I don't know) humans leaving shit around.

    Seriously, you sound like the worst sort of credulous idiot. There's a reason why they say "ten hours in the lab will save you an hour in the library" - do some reading up on even the most basic geology first (and I mean fucking basic, not the awesome stuff like impact craters or mega sinkholes or what have you), then start telling people about how awesome it is. I'm sure that formation is, actually, very interesting - you don't get areas with (apparently) a lot of water and a lot of limestone without at least some neat stuff happening - but you don't need to start by making shit up!

    1. Re:You know why? by darrylo · · Score: 1

      rofl. I'd give you a bazillion "informative" points, if I could.

    2. Re:You know why? by Ziekheid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You might be right at most of your points but there is no need to talk an enthusiastic person down like that. I for one am glad that people who haven't even studied this matter take interest in their local area and try to find out what it actually is.
      I agree though that you should always go for the most logical assumption first.

    3. Re:You know why? by DeathToBill · · Score: 1

      Someone mod this up, please?

      The only thing you missed is the "metal that reacts strongly to acids." Really?? OMFG! Aliens!

      Someone skipped first-year chemistry (and that's first-year high school, not undergrad).

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    4. Re:You know why? by IICV · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You might be right at most of your points but there is no need to talk an enthusiastic person down like that. I for one am glad that people who haven't even studied this matter take interest in their local area and try to find out what it actually is.

      But that's the thing! He's not taking an interest! He's literally in the process of making up an urban legend.

      I mean the parts are all there - "I've known about a place where weird stuff happens since I was a kid. I went to a well-established authority figure and he laughed me out of his office! Then I went back to the place where weird things happen and I found all sorts of strange artifacts! Oh my gosh! Tickets are $5 a person."

      Seriously, give this guy another couple of years and he'll have found ancient Mayan ruins (nevermind the fact that the Mayans never came up here) complete with alien doohickies.

      It's like this: taking an interest is looking at what's actually there. This guy is clearly only looking at what he wants to see. The overblown, sensationalist Slashdot summary is just a symptom of underlying delusions of mystery, and honestly fits perfectly with the generic urban legend narrative.

      In fact, I bet you anything the geologist did absolutely nothing even remotely like laughing the poster out of his office - the poster e-mailed the geologist some pictures; physically being inside someone's office is a prerequisite for being laughed out of it, and honestly it doesn't work that at all if you interpret the sentence as a metaphor (I mean how do you know the geologist was laughing at you in an e-mail? Is it perhaps because at some level you know that your claims are, in and of themselves, laughable?). However, that phrase fit the story so perfectly we're expected to overlook this detail.

    5. Re:You know why? by prettything · · Score: 1, Insightful

      but you don't need to start by making shit up!

      peoples like you are why science is so sucky. where did you start and how did you end up so close minded?

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    6. Re:You know why? by vegiVamp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > there is no need to talk an enthusiastic person down like that

      Wish I could pass some of my users on to you. They're really enthusiastic about things, I can tell you. Almost enough to make up for their utter lack of understanding or their complete inability to understand even basic concepts.

      Sometimes a good mental kicking is the best you can do for them, not to mention yourself.

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    7. Re:You know why? by bytesex · · Score: 1

      "And in the end, only kindness matters"

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    8. Re:You know why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      (Apparently) unlike you, the submitter acknowledges the possibility of being wrong, and still has a childlike fascination for the things we all know too much about to be inspired by. Also, we have yet to know what was meant by "mailed" and whether or not a subsequent office visit took place. Your post seems to reveal more about your own assumptions than the submitter's.

    9. Re:You know why? by DEmmons · · Score: 1

      OMG, he's found Mel's Hole! [ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel's_hole ] But seriously, you are dead on, and I only wish I could be this direct with such people. Nice or not, I believe it's what he needs to hear.

    10. Re:You know why? by BeardedChimp · · Score: 1

      It makes you sound like some easily-impressed idiot who doesn't know the first thing about rocks, which is probably what you are - something that irregular and in soil that looks that soft is almost certainly not a crater. I mean, just compare it to a picture of an actual crater [wikipedia.org]; they're nothing alike.

      Sorry what was that about doing even a little bit of reading? That wikipedia article has a picture of a crater on the moon, a simulated crater and a crater on one of Jupiter's moons. None of them are from earth. Even a sink hole can more closely resembles an impact crater on earth than that on the moon.

    11. Re:You know why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're really one trigger-happy dick. Woe your social life.

    12. Re:You know why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I being too cynical or does this reek of a poor attempt to get a films hype off the ground?
      It smells like Blair Witch and War of the Worlds had a baby...

      If it's not then enjoy what must be a special place and don't take the haters to heart, read the very useful tips on how to find out what's there like cutting the rocks or burning the rocks. Film at 11....

    13. Re:You know why? by Iskender · · Score: 0

      Seriously, you sound like the worst sort of credulous idiot.

      You're obviously not completely ignorant about the science. Yet your language makes you sound really insecure. Or just really socially incompetent.

      I'm proud of knowing a lot of things about a lot of things myself. I sure hope it doesn't make me the kind of asshole your post makes you look like.

    14. Re:You know why? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It makes you sound like some easily-impressed idiot who doesn't know the first thing about rocks, which is probably what you are - something that irregular and in soil that looks that soft is almost certainly not a crater. I mean, just compare it to a picture of an actual crater; they're nothing alike.

      While you're right, using a picture of a moon crater for comparison is fucking stupid (craters look pretty different where there's no atmosphere thus no weathering) and there are no pictures of craters on earth in the linked article.

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    15. Re:You know why? by TheRealQuestor · · Score: 1

      Whilst this was informative I don't see the need to belittle the person as you did. Did it somehow make you feel superior? I guess calling somebody an idiot is ok. Shame.

    16. Re:You know why? by pacov · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Ha, your posts are truly an awesome display of knowledge. Hammering out the inconsistencies of the summary with breath taking facts that you possess about this specific place and this guy's attempts to learn about this area.

      Oh wait, no you state nothing definitely anywhere in your couple of rants, peppering your insightful views with "probably", "perhaps", and then directly making up some self serving fact to support your early morning mental meltdown (e-mailed the geologist blah blah blah... wow, you have some nads to call someone credulous, you're the epitome of credulous... making shit up to support your own fact deficient rants).

      As far as I can tell, the poster went to a professional to get some understanding of the area, professional says it's probably a sink hole, he later finds some rocks that he doesn't recognize, he posts to Slashdot for some insight (you know, part of a path to knowledge), and you direct him to an image of the moon and ramblings of migrating Mayans.

      I think I'll stick with the guy on the early path to rock knowledge... you sir, scare me.

    17. Re:You know why? by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

      Tearing him a new one isn't constructive - and he doesn't really deserve to be spoken to like that. This is worth a listen.

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    18. Re:You know why? by nschubach · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's been my experience that science is pretty sucky. If we called the news media every time we found a chunk of metal and predetermined it to be alien artifacts, we'd all be Scientologists.

      It has nothing to do with being "close minded" as much as it has to be about finding the truth before making up what you want it to be.

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    19. Re:You know why? by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      Without guys like this Mythbusters would have run out of material a long time ago... Why not look at it as a positive :)

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    20. Re:You know why? by paiute · · Score: 1

      You just discouraged 99% of all future Ask Slashdot submissions.

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    21. Re:You know why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being passionately incorrect is still far better than being dispassionately agnostic. There are some people who would have us believe that emotional reactions are somehow inferior, unwanted, or unneeded. It is our wild imagination, curiousity, and passion which drives discovery. Not some dispassionate arrogance that attempts to deride every wild idea. I don't care how brilliant you may think you are. Without imagination, it is wasted time and you won't discover anything. You won't inspire anything. You could have constructively guided this guy's enthusiasm. Instead you choose to try to impress everyone with how insulting you could be. We're not impressed. Any idiot can insult someone. The real genius knows how to inspire and constructively guide such enthusiasm for learning.

    22. Re:You know why? by Rysc · · Score: 1

      You might be right at most of your points but there is no need to talk an enthusiastic person down like that. I for one am glad that people who haven't even studied this matter take interest in their local area and try to find out what it actually is.
      I agree though that you should always go for the most logical assumption first.

      He's not trying to find out what it actually is. He has a preconceived notion that admits to no disproving. Facts? Research? Science? He doesn't seem to care for these things. If he did a little digging (metaphorically) and could provide a scrap of evidence for something other than a sinkhole, that would be another matter. Leaping to far-fetched conclusions without supporting evidence is just childish.

      I'm all for slapping down 'enthusiasm' of this sort before another "faith trumps fact" religion gets started.

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    23. Re:You know why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but you don't need to start by making shit up!

      peoples like you are why science is so sucky.
      where did you start and how did you end up so close minded?

      People like you are why the world is full of idiots. Why don't you stop and do everyone a favour?

    24. Re:You know why? by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      he posts to Slashdot for some insight

      You must be new here.

    25. Re:You know why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying Mayans did 9/11?

    26. Re:You know why? by Gerzel · · Score: 1

      Being like a child is fine when one is young but a menace when one is an adult.

      The problem is that this story seems to focus on the child-likeness w/o working towards any growth. It only seems to want to verify the unverified(actually probably proven wrong) assumption of the poster and not seek the truth.

    27. Re:You know why? by Americano · · Score: 1

      "Passionately incorrect" is not science. You don't get to take poetic license with facts, or you shouldn't be calling it science if you are.

      Dispassionate agnosticism is pretty much the basis for scientific inquiry. When you are so passionately invested in proving what you believe, scientific method takes a back seat to creative interpretation of data, resulting in shitty hack science, or pseudo-mystic bullshit.

      IICV is right, the poster isn't displaying enthusiasm for science, he's displaying enthusiasm for generating support for his theory, with limited and apparently contradictory facts (detegents aren't acidic, for instance, and tap water could be mildly acidic or basic - where's his pH readings?) This is not a language that "science" may properly speak.

    28. Re:You know why? by operagost · · Score: 1

      I read your post using the Comic Book Guy's voice and it was a lot funnier.

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    29. Re:You know why? by operagost · · Score: 1

      Yes. I'm positive we have to keep feeding Mythbusters new material as long as Kari is on it.

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    30. Re:You know why? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Nobody knows everything, and everybody knows something nobody else knows. To bash someone for ignorance is ignorant in itself,

    31. Re:You know why? by jc42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      . the submitter acknowledges the possibility of being wrong, and still has a childlike fascination for the things we all know too much about to be inspired by. ...

      Yeah. And I wonder about the vociferous put-downs that people are posting. After all, there are hundreds of known impact craters scattered around the planet. The US has had several cases of meteors hitting houses in the past few decades (two of them in Connecticut). Some years back, there was a groups of small craters (in the 1-2m size range) in a farming area in China, probably caused by the pieces of a larger rock that broke up in the atmosphere. Just a year or two ago, there was the impact in eastern Africa that was located from calculations based on several photos of the object in the atmosphere.

      It's estimate that 1-3m diameter meteors enter the atmosphere at a rate of around 1 per day. Most break up in the air and become a dust fall, but a few hit the ground.

      In general, a meteor impact is a reasonably hypothesis if you even have a roughly circular crater, which the aerial photo does have. Granted, it's only roughly circular, but it does have a hill in the center. So an old, weathered crater is a reasonable thing to consider. Or a karst sink, if the area has a lot of calcium rocks.

      OTOH, it's not too surprising if "the authorities" don't find it interesting. They probably know of lots of sinkholes and craters in their general vicinity. A new one might not strike them as very interesting, unless there's something really unusual about it.

      The best suggestion might be that the fellow get together a few interested friends, read up a bit on amateur archaeological and paleontological digging, and set to work in the depression. If there are any experts on such digging at nearby schools (or mining companies ;-), ask them for advice. With a bit of careful digging, they may add a bit to our knowledge of local history. The metals may just be from mining, or the rubble from a recent battlegound or campground or whatever. But even that could add to the store of local historical knowledge.

      Instead of trying to discourage them, maybe we could encourage a bit of digging and analysis.

      And maybe they will turn up evidence of the first real crash site of an alien spacecraft. ;-)

       

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    32. Re:You know why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can think of something I'd like to feed Kari.

    33. Re:You know why? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Being like a child is fine when one is young but a menace when one is an adult.

      neoteny: The retention of juvenile characteristics in the adult; The sexual maturity of an organism still in its larval stage. [One of several online definitions.]

      Some biologists have suggested, not entirely jokingly, that science is a neotenic (or neotenous) evolutionary development in humans. Mature primates generally lose the curiosity that's so visible in juveniles; the adults know everything they need to know about their world, and have no need to learn more. Humans arose as the dominant large species on the planet in part due to our retention of juvenile curiosity in adults.

      So you're saying that scientists are a menace to society, right?

      (Granted, the story may be a silly example, but it's basically harmless to be curious about unusual features of your environment, and sometimes it turns out to be valuable.)

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    34. Re:You know why? by SoupGuru · · Score: 1

      andnothingofvaluewaslost

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    35. Re:You know why? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Except it's not ignorance that's being bashed.. It's the fact that they aren't actually doing anything real to increase their knowledge. He is putting fanciful thinking and trying to confirm it. I mean, he sent an email with a picture to a professor who told him it was a sink hole; which is fine, except he talking about being 'laughed out of the office. Clearly he isn't interested in the science. He is interested in someone confirming his bias.

      read the summary again. He completely derides the expert. I know experts can be wrong, and thats fine, but you need some good science based evidence to show why he is wrong, not some untrue pithy comment.

      I have seen shit like this before, and the next thing you know there are people claiming ghosts or aliens or some other stupid shit instead of actual science,

      It needs to be nipped in the bud, and someone like that person needs to be shown in harsh terms why they are not actually doing science, and how that attitude hurts science.

      Too much crap is around because people didn't want to be truthful to someone.

      Do science. Backyard science is awesome. But do it properly.

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    36. Re:You know why? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      He completely derides the expert

      Well, that is pretty stupid, I agree. But perhaps he simply doesn't know how science works?

    37. Re:You know why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      While what you say may be accurate, there is no need for condescending attitudes just because you (think you) know better. It takes less than 5 minutes to explain why it may be a sinkhole. At one time, you also didnt know something and you also had others explain it to you. Taking an enthusiastic person down like that is taking down a plane midway during take-off. It results in an unnecessary mess.

    38. Re:You know why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, sure. He's being harsh. But it is a bit ridiculous how the situation is presented to us. It's as if someone brings in a piece of yellowish-looking, shiny rock to a geologist and is disappointed and unwilling to accept that it is pyrite rather than gold. A) gold is pretty darn rare, B) gold is easy to distinguish from pyrite (hardness is the easiest way, and all that takes is a knife or other steel point), and C) if your response to a geologist helping you is to characterize them as "laughing you out of their office" when they disagree with you but wish you luck, then you aren't really interested in help. As a scientist (or any kind of scientific investigator) you have to be willing to consider and potentially accept the mundane explanations. In fact, you're supposed to consider and eliminate those before the exotic ones. Why isn't this depression a sinkhole? Negate that possibility and then you can consider others, such as a volcanic crater or a old quarry pit. There are a great many ways to make a pit on the surface of the Earth. Eventually you might be left with an impact crater possibility.

      As for the rocks, an iron-nickel meteorite is fairly easy to recognize. It's strongly attracted to a magnet. It is hard but somewhat malleable metal. It rusts on the surface in a moist environment (i.e. if not in a desert setting or very fresh). This will eliminate a lot of ordinary terrestrial rocks. It's a trickier test, but if you cut and polish a surface and then etch it with nitric acid you'll see a distinctive crystal structure. Immersing it in dishwashing soap and generating some kind of reaction is ... almost meaningless, and soap is a base not an acid. Reacting vigorously with acid doesn't make any sense either for most metals, including meteorites -- therefore the rocks probably aren't metal. Most likely they are carbonates (e.g., limestone) if they react with acids. Vinegar (acetic acid) will make limestone fizz, for example. Sinkholes are very typical of areas with limestone bedrock.

      All of this means he hasn't attempted the most basic of investigations into how to recognize a meteorite. Which is on par with not knowing how to use Google to find such information, because there is ample information available. As a search for scientific understanding this is therefore a rather weak attempt. But a weak investigation isn't cause for much cynicism either. You have to start somewhere. There's nothing wrong with that.

      I'm cynical because he's left out very important facts: he's obfuscated the location in the Google Earth image. I could have told him in 5 minutes if the local bedrock geology was consistent with formation of a sinkhole, and surficial geology maps often mark known sinkholes on them. Maybe this is a known example? Instead of being open about all he knows, he's keeping it a secret. That sacrifices a lot of potential help. It leaves me wondering if he really want help from people here or is he interested in touting the potential discovery on slashdot for the sake of attention. Is the science a secondary issue?

      When someone comes into my office asking me what I think about a rock, I don't laugh at them, I take a look. That's part of a geologist's job. But if they do the equivalent of saying "I have this rock that I think is a meteorite, but I won't let you see it or tell you where it's from", then, yeah, I'll laugh and say "Fine. Good luck figuring it out on your own." That's a politer way of saying "Why are you wasting my time telling me your conclusion if you aren't going to share the evidence I need in order to evaluate it for myself?", which sums up my attitude about this submission.

      So, full credit for the enthusiasm, but zero credit for implementation.

    39. Re:You know why? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      (Apparently) unlike you, the submitter acknowledges the possibility of being wrong

      Sounded like lip service to me. "I could be wrong, but despite someone in the know telling me I probably am, I'm continuing to act as if this is a crater and someone needs to prove me wrong, otherwise I'm defaulting to being right."

      I mean hell, even the guy who thinks still images from SOHO prove that aliens are shooting the sun with giant space lasers and Jupiter-size comets are flying through the solar system and being covered up by NASA gave a "it's always possible I could be mistaken."

      and still has a childlike fascination for the things we all know too much about to be inspired by.

      And a childlike lack of patience for doing the groundwork to actually confirm or deny a hypothesis.

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    40. Re:You know why? by Raffaello · · Score: 1

      Just the opposite. Human children believe everything they are told - it's the only way they can get up to speed on 200000 or more years of accumulated culture. The fact that children will believe whatever they're told accounts for silly childhood beliefs like the tooth fairy, santa claus and the easter bunny.

      Only mature adult humans scrutinize what they are told and test it against observable evidence. Science is the adult cognitive activity par excellence.

      Fundamentalists and others who believe goofy shit without evidence are, in fact, still cognitively children.

      Science could not possibly be a neotenous trait since it is children who believe whatever goofy crap they're told and adults who put their knowledge to empirical test.

    41. Re:You know why? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      I think "underlying delusions of mystery" is my new favorite phrase.

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    42. Re:You know why? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      And *this* is what's classified as flamebait on slashdot now? Have we been taken over by ufologists?

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    43. Re:You know why? by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      I went to a well-established authority figure and he laughed me out of his office!

      That right there is the problem. 15 minutes of this man's time could have given the submitter the knowledge to be able to tell the difference between a sinkhole and an impact crater. An hour of the man's time could have been spent corresponding with the submitter and educating him even more. Why not spend some time educating an excited person who's curious about your area of expertise?

    44. Re:You know why? by IICV · · Score: 1

      Oh really? Pray tell, where does the submitter acknowledge the possibility that he's wrong? Was it when he titled his Slashdot submission "The story of my as-yet unverified impact crater"? Was it when he flat out stated that "Either the mother of all caves is down there, or a large object smashed into this place a long, long time ago"? Was it when he found some random lumps of metal that could literally have been from anything, and then named the picture "meteroid"? Was it when he asked an expert's opinion, and then flat out ignored it?

      I think you are imputing far more modesty onto the submitter than he has actually shown. I mean I would love to be wrong about the submitter, I really would, but as far as I can tell all the evidence he has provided points to my conclusion and nobody else has said anything that points to a different one.

    45. Re:You know why? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Well, of course, the suggestion that science is an example of neoteny in humans is mostly a bit of tongue-in-cheek geek humor. But I have read a few fun semi-serious discussions of the idea, which has both problems and merits.

      In any case, you obviously grew up with a different bunch of kids than I did. I remember a childhood of constantly exploring and challenging adult misconceptions. My parents also moved several times, and I remember being the one of the kids who quickly knew the most about our new surroundings and neighbors.

      I remember an echo of this in high school, where I took courses in several foreign languages. The teachers all commented that I was one of the few who rapidly adopted "non-English" word orders and idioms. I thought it was fun to find new ways of expressing ideas that were structured differently than English. Most of the others didn't seem to find this as much fun.

      I suppose the main observation about it all is "people are different from each other". Some kids do accommodate quickly to the beliefs of those around them and show little need to critically examine what they're told. Others are at the other end of the scale, and are the ones who end up as scientists, journalists, and other professions where a critical, exploring outlook is an advantage. (For some of them anyway; we're all familiar with the scientists and journalists who parrot the party line. ;-)

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    46. Re:You know why? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      And then you go off about "oooh when I put water on these rocks they bubble!", like you've never heard of limestone

      I must have heard that song wrong.

      I always thought it went:

      # There'll be bluebirds over
          The white cliffs of Dover,
          Tomorrow, just you wait and see ...

      But according to you it's

      # There'll be bluebirds over,
          The frothing mass of lather
          Where once, Dover used to be ...

      On a similar note can you explain why the Egyptian pyramids and the Tower of London are still there? Perhaps they varnished them or something.

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  10. Cut it! by dvh.tosomja · · Score: 5, Informative

    Cut the stone with angle grinder, polish the cut, show us the picture. Meteorites have quite distinctive texture.

    1. Re:Cut it! by dkf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Cut the stone with angle grinder, polish the cut, show us the picture. Meteorites have quite distinctive texture.

      Also try getting some shavings from the inside of the lump and heating them strongly in a flame (a small blowtorch is ideal for this). The color of flame created will indicate what metals/metal ions are involved (OK, cruder than using a spectroscope, but easy to do with stuff that many people have lying around).

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    2. Re:Cut it! by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 3, Informative

      If it's metal, and it reacts with water, this more than likely isn't the best advice to give.

      As someone posted earlier, "Jamie Want Big Boom."

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    3. Re:Cut it! by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Maybe he should cut it with a cut-off wheel instead of a grinding wheel, unless his goal is to produce sand.
      Personally I use a miter saw with a grinding wheel to cut stuff that isn't wood, so I don't have to hold anything steady.

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    4. Re:Cut it! by olsmeister · · Score: 1

      There are certain meteorites that display this pattern, called a Widmanstätten pattern. These are metallic meteorites, nickel-iron variety. You are wrong to assume that any random meteorite will have this pattern. The fact of the matter is, people find a lot of these because they are easy to locate with a metal detector - not because they are particularly common.

    5. Re:Cut it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either way we'll find out what it is...

    6. Re:Cut it! by dkf · · Score: 1

      If it's metal, and it reacts with water, this more than likely isn't the best advice to give.

      I did say shavings. Putting the whole lot in would be dumb and unscientific too.

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    7. Re:Cut it! by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      Even the most reactive metals react weakly to the moisture in the air, and unimpressively to direct submersion in water. I'd be MUCH more worried about it heating to a point where some Magnesium pocket inside ignites and burns your house down.

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    8. Re:Cut it! by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Even the most reactive metals react weakly to the moisture in the air...

      Indeed

      ... and unimpressively to direct submersion in water.

      Uhhhh... What now?

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    9. Re:Cut it! by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      He didn't say cut it with a wet tile cutter did he?

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  11. Carbonates by RWarrior(fobw) · · Score: 5, Informative

    [My apologies for the lack of links: Google is your friend. The editor is being a bitch.]

    If it reacts with acid, it's carbonate (such as calcium carbonate, CaCO2). The classic test for carbonates is to dump a 5% solution of HCl (hydrochloric acid, available as muriatic acid in any hardware store) onto the sample; if it bubbles, it's a carbonate. (I know one geologist who calls this test "barbaric.") You can also use common household vinegar.

    99.99% of all carbonates on the Earth are sedimentary. Usually, they form in shallow to medium depth water when microscopic critters with calcium shells die by the kazillions and fall to the ocean floor, where they pile into layers that give us things like limestone. There is one exception, however: Oldoinyo Lengai is a volcano in Tanzania that produces carbonate lava (the only carbonate-producing volcano in the world -- all the rest produce silicates, products based on SiO2). Someday I would like to see a sample of this igneous carbonate, because while silicates are really really important in geology, they're also really really common, and thus really really boring.

    A relatively inexpensive bulk chemical analysis could tell you the exact composition of your samples, and you would probably find a pretty high iron content, which accounts for the trigger on your metal detector. My educated guess is the mineral siderite, FeCO3. It is common both in hydrothermal veins and in sedimentary formations.

    Sinkholes can form when subterrainian water flows dissolve minerals (such as carbonates), forming a cave that later collapses. When this happens, you get a crater. And yes, you can get a pretty big one, depending on how deep the cave is.

    So yes, it's a probably a sinkhole.

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    1. Re:Carbonates by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      Don't discount the possibility the lumps are actually leaverite. The best mineral collections on Earth often lack a specimen of leverite.

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    2. Re:Carbonates by qvatch · · Score: 2, Informative

      The carbonate igneous mineral is a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbonatite . We get them up in ontario in and around Bancroft.

    3. Re:Carbonates by radtea · · Score: 1

      I can't find anything on the magnetic properties of siderites, but magnetite (Fe3O4) is highly ferrimagenetic and can easily be found with a metal detector.

      The last photo linked in the summary looks like magnetite to me--it tends to be black, as opposed to siderite's more typical lighter colours.

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  12. Sinkhole by Pentagram · · Score: 3, Informative

    Speaking as a caver, it could well be a shakehole (sinkhole). It's not the classic shape for it but they vary in shape and size. It's big, but not enormous. If it is a shakehole it certainly won't have broken any records.

    As a first step, check some geological maps. If you're above limestone, I'd say: case closed, it's a shakehole. Yes, it's above a cave (or at least where a cave used to be!) The first photo of the "new metal" looks suspiciously like limestone.

  13. The Truth is Out There! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...but lol anyways. Hey my girl friend has a giant sink hole, here, maybe i should a picture in for analysis.

    1. Re:The Truth is Out There! by Stooshie · · Score: 1

      Because this is slashdot, I assume that statement is false on more than one count!

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    2. Re:The Truth is Out There! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Well, he's an AC so probably doesn't have an account, so he may not in fact be a slashdotter... meaning he might not be lying!

    3. Re:The Truth is Out There! by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      ...but lol anyways. Hey my girl friend has a giant stink hole, here, maybe i should sell a picture of anal.

      FTFY

  14. Have studied Geomorphology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Finding out a origin of such negative relief forms is a hard task.
    1) Get a fine scale topographical map of it's surroundings. 1:10'000 is excellent, 1:25'000 could also work (depends on crater size). Look for any similar features around. Could this be a simple erosional form?

    2) Go to nearest geological survey department and ask for surface geological map. Depending on Your location, it might be called "Quaternary sediment cover map". I'm not from USofA and thus have no idea if You will need to $$ to get it. If they offer also an geomorphological map, take that also. Those maps will help You to understand locations geological setting. You will be able to check possibility of ordinary karst or termokarst.

    3) Compare craters location with known extent of Quaternary glaciations. In territories with Quaternary glaciations or close to glacial limits is possible to see termokarst depressions. They can be of variable size and form - starting from small, round crater-like forms up to large wally-like depressions filled with modern lakes.

    4) If You want to describe any rock sample, You need to get a clean, fresh surface. Identifying rock samples by simply pouring an acid on it's surface might just reveal presence of calcite in soil and say nothing about rock it self.

    5) Double check exact location in relief where You found those sock samples. Could there been some springs coming out or have been groundwater discharge location? Then it might be Limonite (bog ore) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limonite

    6) If it's still not clear what it is - get an hand auger (soil sampler). I use One-Piece Edelman Auger. Make a profile line over that "crater" - sample on undisturbed land, on the rim, at the bottom etc. Get coordinates for exact location; photographs; describe color, wetness, anything You see or feel with hands (pebbles, sand, dust). Making correct description sill might need an training to get familiar with methods, still You will be able to tell if there's difference in soil composition on rims/bottom in comparison with surrounding territory (if crater is young enough).

    Sorry form my language.

    1. Re:Have studied Geomorphology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I've read all your other posts on this story and thought you were one of the few being the sane voice of reason, but this post is just dickish.

    2. Re:Have studied Geomorphology by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      No it's not, the post is actually quite an good description of what the poster appears to have been doing and offers the poster some good advice into the bargain.

    3. Re:Have studied Geomorphology by JustABlitheringIdiot · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm not from USofA and thus have no idea if You will need to $$ to get it.

      You don't always need to pay for a topo map. They can be found online here for free. I use these at work all the time and they are decent if not really out of date sometimes. All you need is the coordinates (can be had from google earth or maps).

      Also I agree with previous poster RWarrior(fobw) it is probably a ferrous carbonate such as siderite or something similar and you have most likely found a sinkhole. Now if they are uncommon in your area you may have something special there.

    4. Re:Have studied Geomorphology by Zcar · · Score: 2, Informative

      Most US Geological Survey 7.5 minute quads are available for download in PDF from: US Topo

      With the size the OP mentions, it should show fairly well; these are 10 foot/3 meter contours and a 1200 foot "crater" should be about 0.6"/1.5 cm. Not all states are covered, yet, but there are other free USGS sources to download these.

    5. Re:Have studied Geomorphology by ShaunC · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Absolutely do not apologize for your language. Your English is better than many native English speakers'.

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    6. Re:Have studied Geomorphology by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Funny

      He wasn't apologizing for his language; only lamenting its shape!

  15. Seems geologist was politer than IICV by Kupfernigk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why are you using abusive language to a complete stranger, just because he doesn't know as much geology and chemistry as you do? Perhaps you should think about attending a course on anger management.

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    1. Re:Seems geologist was politer than IICV by IICV · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh you're looking for gentle encouragement? I'm so sorry, this is Slashdot - we only offer abuse and Soviet Russia jokes. Oh and sharks with lasers on their heads. Okay, we offer three things...

      As I said to a sibling poster: if this dude was actually looking to understand what is going on, he wouldn't be making up stories like this - he would be actually researching the area. Instead, he takes pictures of lumps of rock and names the image file "meteor"; he's clearly far more interested in telling a made-up story about the place than in actually doing the research and finding out what's happening there. I mean, really, more power to you if you want to do that - but don't demand that everyone else respect you for your made up bullshit, and refrain from pointing out how you're being dumb.

    2. Re:Seems geologist was politer than IICV by dave420 · · Score: 1

      I think it was more the guy's methodology rather than his bare enthusiasm that people took offence to. It seems the guy wants it to be a mystery more than he wants to know exactly what it is, which is pretty antithetical to science; the only methodology one can use to ascertain what the fuck is going on over there. It's kind of like the 9/11 truther movement - trying to shoe-horn "facts" into one's pre-existing ideas of what happened.

    3. Re:Seems geologist was politer than IICV by Rysc · · Score: 1

      Mod parent down. Flaming someone is a reasonable way to teach him not to be such an idiot. Coddling someone with sweet lies doesn't help anything. If the poster had wanted polite discourse he should have (a) not made ridiculous unsubstantiated claims and (b) not gone crying to slashdot.

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    4. Re:Seems geologist was politer than IICV by Quirkz · · Score: 1
      Most of us exist in a world where there are literally hundreds of shades of interaction between flaming and coddling. You're saying "going 100% one way is better than going 100% the other way" which is a false dichotomy, among other things, and probably more subjective than objective. Why not just be polite, but firm, in suggesting that the author should be in pursuit of the facts and wary of cool-sounding but unfounded preconceptions?

      Flaming someone isn't a reasonable way of doing anything.

    5. Re:Seems geologist was politer than IICV by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately the internet is only set up to support the "flame" setting.

      Less extreme behavioral modification settings would require the add-ons to support realistic social consequences of acting like a douchebag.

    6. Re:Seems geologist was politer than IICV by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      As I said earlier we have no idea how old this person is. He may still be only 16 or so years old. Maybe just taking first year chemistry.
      Am I looking for gentile encouragement? Not at all. Gentile instruction is what people should offer. I mean really? Since when is "YOUR STUPID AND THIS IS WHY" works to educate?
      You are very fortunate that you have such a wealth of knowledge. Share it but don't use it to beat people of the head. I know that it is hard to not just want to slap people sometimes. I have heard some of the dumbest things and I have read some of the dumbest things here on Slashdot. It is so easy to just slap people down but it doesn't help make things better.

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    7. Re:Seems geologist was politer than IICV by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      No your wrong you stupid idiot! Flaming someone will only makes people resentful. What is wrong with you? Are you such a moron that you can not see that there is something between telling someone lies and educating them? I don't know why I waste my time. People like you are just never going to learn!

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    8. Re:Seems geologist was politer than IICV by Rysc · · Score: 1

      If the first 50% of behavior on a scale from "coddle" to "inferno" is coddling and the next 50% is flaming, then there are in fact shades of interaction but not any that fall between. The OPs post was not *purely* a flame in that it wasn't just vitriolic insults and name calling. So, in fact, he was operating in one of the shades you describe.

      You seem to presume that impolite comments are inherently useless. What the OP did was suggest in an *impolite* manner that the author should do just what you describe. The impoliteness was, in a sense, a form to indicate strong conviction.

      Flaming people can be useful and beneficial to discourse. Being polite at all costs can be unhelpful and disruptive. These are simple facts I have seen proven time and time again. Appropriate flaming is a technique that should not be dismissed just because you think that 'politeness' has some monopoly on truth.

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    9. Re:Seems geologist was politer than IICV by Rysc · · Score: 1

      I'd tear apart your post piece-by-piece and rub each one in your face, much in the manner I would rub a dog's nose in his mess on the floor, to show you what I disapprove of as I verbally beat some sense in to your ass, but I can see already that there is no point in taking actions that would require a dog's level of intelligence to comprehend.

      But yours was a nice one, too, even if it sounded a bit forced.

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    10. Re:Seems geologist was politer than IICV by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      It was a bit forced. As I have gotten older I find I take no real joy in being nasty even as a joke. And frankly on Slashdot it has gotten to the point where I am afraid to make think kind of joke without adding I am kidding at the end. I took a gamble that you where in the small minority of Slashdot readers that would get it.

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    11. Re:Seems geologist was politer than IICV by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      You seem to presume that impolite comments are inherently useless.

      Actually, I do grant there are times when being impolite is useful, or even necessary. And I have seen people be overly polite when it's not constructive. But that's almost entirely in person. On the internet? The number of times someone is unnecessarily a jackass when politeness would be more effective, compared to the number of times someone is overly polite when being forceful would be more effective, it's basically safe to say the rule is "flaming isn't a reasonable way of doing anything." You're going to be right so many million times more than you're going to be wrong, it's good practical advice.

      What the OP did was suggest in an *impolite* manner that the author should do just what you describe.

      Sure, but sometimes it's not what you say but how you say it. I'd be willing to bet anything that my words and the OP's words would elicit very different responses, which means they are not equivalent suggestions.

      The impoliteness was, in a sense, a form to indicate strong conviction.

      No, this is clearly some schmuck on the internet going around being a jackass because he doesn't have any personal negative effects from flaming other random people who he has no empathy for.

      I accept that one might have occasions to be impolite as a means of conveying strong conviction, but this is not such a case. This is a guy swatting a fly with a sledgehammer because it's the internet and he doesn't care to have a properly measured response.

    12. Re:Seems geologist was politer than IICV by Rysc · · Score: 1

      So you disagree about his decision regarding how intense a response was warranted. You judge his rudeness to be excessive so you then ascribe jackassery to him. I could call you all sorts of bad things for reacting in what I perceive as an excessively harsh manner to his harsh manner, no matter how polite a facade you put on it, but that would only be my mistake and not your intent. You seem hung up on flames being bad to the extent that you probably wont ever see them as good; this makes your opinion less neutral than most. All I'm seeing so far is a personal problem, not a general rule for internet discourse.

      Flaming can be useful. I believe that it was, in this case, warranted and the degree of harshness was appropriate. Don't attempt to justify your differing opinion with sweeping statements like "flaming isn't a reasonable way of doing anything," you have no more monopoly on objective certainty than I do. Attacking someone by suggesting they require anger management is even worse since it deflects the topic of debate from real issues, such as whether or not the submitter is reacting rationally, to offensive things like "does this poster have emotional issues?" and "shouldn't we dismiss him from the debate for not conforming to my preferred form of discussion." Perhaps derailing the conversation was not your intent. Perhaps it was also not your intent to alienate participants. From where I sit, however, your comments seem like nothing more than flamebait: contributing nothing to the topic, demanding emotional responses.

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  16. The metal looks meteoric guys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's obvious that there are many reasons to be incredulous, but the metal samples look exactly the way you expect meteoric iron to look.

    I personally find it insulting that people would talk about how impact craters look, and then link to a wikipedia site that shows images of craters in environments with no significant weather, an insubstantial atmosphere and no life. It is as though the idea that a crater would look very different 100 or 200 years after an impact on Earth has not even begun to cross your mind.

    While it might not seem unusual to you for someone to randomly find iron in a depression, it seems very unusual to me to find such irregularly shaped pieces of metal lying in what appears to be a rather rural area.

    This might help the original poster: http://www.aerolite.org/found-a-meteorite.htm

    1. Re:The metal looks meteoric guys. by Dragoness+Eclectic · · Score: 1

      Could be iron slag, too, or weathered ferrous minerals as noted above. If he's in the Tennessee area, they've got both sinkholes and old iron workings in various parts of the state--I can find old iron slag from 18th & 19th century iron furnaces just walking the creek in Montgomery Bell State Park, for instance. If you're not familiar with it, slag looks rather mysterious--half-melted, glassy, and rusty all at once.

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  17. Chemistry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many metals react strongly to acid. I am sure even a very rudimentary chemistry book may help you to identify that better.

  18. Meteorwrongs by jolyonr · · Score: 4, Informative

    We get these sorts of questions regularly on my site (www.mindat.org) and, I have to say, the vast majority of times they turn out to be of entirely terrestrial origin (meteorwrongs).
    A friend at the Natural History Museum in London tells me that well over 99.9% of the items brought in as possible meteorites turn out not to be. The chances are not good.

    Now, I would not want to dismiss your findings out of hand because, of course, meteorites can be found anywhere. But the first picture doesn't look like a meteorite to me at all. It looks like a very badly corroded iron pyrite nodule, which are relatively common in some limestones and other sedimentary rocks. The second one could be a meteorite, but it could equally well be a nodule.

    Easy way to tell is break one open. If it has a radial crystalline structure then it cannot be a meteorite, it can only be an iron sulphide nodule.

    Alternatively, post pictures and descriptions on my board where real geologists and mineralogists can help you!

    Jolyon

    ps. Calcium Carbide? I had to laugh!

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    1. Re:Meteorwrongs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AHHH me too!..... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calcium_carbide

  19. First Lovecraft post ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there a strange colour blinking out of the crater ? Perhaps you should call the Arkham university.

  20. Maybe yes, maybe no, hard to say from here... by rgbatduke · · Score: 4, Informative

    It could easily be a meteor crater or a sinkhole, or even an old quarry (depending on the quality of the rock). If it is a meteor crater that size, you really have hit the jackpot, because meteors are worth money. However, the people who buy them aren't idiots, so you won't make money pretending; you have to find out. If it was formed by a meteor, there would have been splatter in all directions, but more in one direction than the others. Get a metal detector and search not just inside but all around the periphery up to three or four hundred meters away. If it really is from a meteor, and nobody has "mined" out the many fragments it would have produced, and it was the right kind of meteor (many are nickel-iron, some are stony, nickel-iron are the ones you can find and identify with a metal detector) you will find some chunks that aren't just teensy bits, but are large, partially fused, chunks of mixed iron and rock. They are hard to miss -- their density is close to twice that of ordinary rock (specific gravity closer to five than three). As another poster pointed out, even stony meteors can usually be identified by sawing and polishing -- the origins of meteor rock are typically quite different from earthbound rocks and they have a characteristic structure. But limestone chunks are probably not going to be meteors...;-)

    Anyway, if you have a real crater with lots of real meteorite fragments, bear in mind that they will sell for hundreds to thousands of dollars each, depending on size, composition, and provenance. Even tens of thousands for large bits. And yes, there are geology departments at Universities that would like very much to help you search for pieces and study the crater itself, and you should give them first dibs before making money out of it as knowledge is more important than money.

    Good luck, but don't hold your breath. No matter where you are sitting, you are sitting on top of at least meteor dust as a contant rain of that drifts down from the sky every day, and fragments from tiny to small are rather commonplace. Larger fragments are increasingly rare, though, and really big impact craters (that have been identified as such) are very rare.

    rgb

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    1. Re:Maybe yes, maybe no, hard to say from here... by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > It could easily be a meteor crater or a sinkhole, or even an old quarry

      Given that the posted feature has a second landform that appears largely identical just to the upper left, I'm going with quarry.

    2. Re:Maybe yes, maybe no, hard to say from here... by Dawn+Keyhotie · · Score: 1

      Oh come on sheeple! That is clearly a photo of the remains of an ancient Mayan gold quarry built on the site of a sinkhole that was caused by a giant meteor strike. Why else would the government be ordering all the geologists to cover this up? They want to take out all the Mayan space gold and replace it with rusty barrels of highly contaminated nuclear waste!

      It's a conspiracy, man.

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    3. Re:Maybe yes, maybe no, hard to say from here... by radtea · · Score: 1

      But limestone chunks are probably not going to be meteors...;-)

      I'm fascinated by how many people have suggested this is ordinary limestone or similar. I don't have a huge amount of experience with metal detectors, but having built one myself with my kids for fun and living on limestone I can say for sure that they don't detect ordinary sedimentary rock.

      They do however detect magnetite, which is fairly reactive, quite well, and the last photo in the summary looks like it might be that. I wonder if there's a magnetic anomaly in the area--in my area there is a 25 degree variation in the compass across a few kilometers, and you can pick magnetite up on the beach if you know what you're looking for, even without a metal detector. Because it's reactive it weathers away fairly quickly, so it isn't that common to find it just lying about.

      I agree the formation looks like a sinkhole, but the rocks he's found with a metal detector are very likely not simple sedimentary deposits.

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    4. Re:Maybe yes, maybe no, hard to say from here... by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      MeteorITES are worth money; meteors are rather evanescent.

    5. Re:Maybe yes, maybe no, hard to say from here... by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

      (blush) errr, umm, well yeah.

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  21. well gee by fireylord · · Score: 1

    way to totally overreact to someone's inquisitiveness in a totally negative and unnecessarily vitriolic manner!

    go you!

  22. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you suspect that it might be an impact crater, then there are some very simple inexpensive things you can do to at least find out if you are on track or not...

    1st) Go online (or the telly if you have the Science Channel) and watch an episode of "Meteorite Men" ( http://meteoritemen.com/ ). From this you will gleem enough basics of searching and tools to do a beginners job at the site.

    2nd) Get a really good magnet. If a meteorite can make it to ground, then it had to be made up of a dense material such as an iron ore. Ergo, take your found samples and if they react to magnet then you may be on to something.

    3rd) Get, rent, borrow a decent metal detector for the same reason mentioned in number two.

    4th) If all above fails, then start composing a story of a crashed UFO. Sell tickets to the "believers" flocking to the site. Least this way you can make a profit off of it. After all, P.T. Barnum was right... One is born everyday.

  23. Acids vs. bases by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 2, Informative

    > They are composed of a metal that reacts strongly to acids.
    >The largest piece so far reacted with tap water and
    > dish-washing detergent

    Dish washing detergent is basic, not acidic.

    http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090106114510AAlzSKE

    It is highly unlikely you have a single material that reacts _chemically_ the same way to both.

    1. Re:Acids vs. bases by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, really - I rubbed the thing with detergent and it bubbled like crazy! And the more I rubbed the more bubbles formed! Clearly there's SOME SORT of chemical reaction going on.

  24. well gee, this isn't idle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you want to waste time with hoaxy nonsense , go to idle
    seeing how this isn't idle, flame on

  25. Where does the water go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it is a crater then why is it not a pond? That is where does the water that settles in the bottom go? Therefore sink hole is the most likely answer.

  26. It's badly-fitting chunks. by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

    It's clearly a quirk in the map generator. Apparently someone has been everywhere around that area but not near it and voilá, the chunks in the area get generated much later and don't fit in with the rest of the map.

    The OP can be happy enough that the chunks have the same biome as the ones south/east of it (Savannah?). After all, there are some random biomes sprinkled around nearby. (Notch really ought to clean up the code that determines which biome a new chunk gets.)

    Well, it's either that or someone had entirely too much fun with TNT. OTOH, if someone bombed down that far below the surface they'd had to have hit rock along the way and the surface is clearly the wrong color for that.

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    1. Re:It's badly-fitting chunks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch out for creepers!

  27. Homerian by the_fat_kid · · Score: 1

    mmmmmm.....
    endless Pi.....
    it just keeps going....

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  28. Re:You know why? because he was curious by KeithH · · Score: 1

    We need more curious people. What we do not need is more rude and discouraging people like yourself and, possibly, the professor.

  29. hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    doesn't potassium react with water violently?

  30. A word of advice... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    I'm no expert but, if you see Cerberus, TURN THE FUCK AROUND!

    Good luck!

    1. Re:A word of advice... by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

      Or stop doing drugs....

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  31. I can help you with determination by sebaseba · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm an undergrad student of Chemistry and I live in a karstic region, so I might help you a bit. First it would be cool if you would measure the density of the potential meteorite (displacement of water + mass, measure first mass) and also it would be nice if we could determine for example the amount of iron in it This can be done with common household chemicals (HCl, NaOH both common available accross the globe). Iron is not so rare in such karstic landscapes (if that crater is in one), but afaik is usually not in an elemental form. You used a metal detector so you've probably found a metallic element. That's also judging from a second photo from comments, where we can see the shiny metallic lustter. Also you could maybe give me your email or something ;)

  32. Logical? by Rooked_One · · Score: 1

    Well... the moon and every other planet we've looked at has tons of these "sinkholes." That being said, yes, I am taking into account the atmosphere of earth, and how it will burn most galactic debris up, however, without any closer pictures or... really anything more than what is given to us... how is an intelligent discussion around this thing supposed to form?

  33. Old mine? by pigah · · Score: 1

    I thought the hole looked somewhat square. Is it possible that it is an old quarry/mine?

    1. Re:Old mine? by Americano · · Score: 1

      No. It is an impact crater. That conclusion is the only one we may reach, all others fail to account for the scientifically described "weird vibe."

    2. Re:Old mine? by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      I agree, I'd bet money it's an old carbonate quarry.

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    3. Re:Old mine? by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      It looks like there is a small quarry (gravel or sand pit?) just to the right. If so, then the area has something worth digging up and an old abandon pit makes perfect sense.

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  34. curious should not become news stories here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're curious, thats great, your blag posting shouldnt become a news story on slashdot

  35. where? by djfake · · Score: 1

    What are the long-lat of this crater? I know privacy is an issue, but it would be nice to know if this is in central florida or the adriatic coast for example

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  36. New Claws. by Random+Luck · · Score: 1

    Call the Professor. The metal could be Adamantium.

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  37. Re:The Truth is Down There! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    True but i have evolved to become my own girlfriend... u should watch me on tranny cam x

  38. Forget the crater... Crop circles by asicsolutions · · Score: 1

    The sinkhole or crater is nothing. Look at the patterns on the right and the mysterious impression below. I can just about make it out "G..o..o.." damn. The aliens are telling us something.

  39. Jesus. by tetrahedrassface · · Score: 4, Informative
    First of I have a degree in Environmental Science. Second, I know the history of this place for the last hundred years. Third it sets of a metal detector. Fourth the largest sample off gassed when I brought it in and washed it with water and dawn dishwashing detergent. That is all I know. I am not, nor do I wish to be making up urban legends. It may well be a sinkhole as I noted in the submission. I didn't expect this to be published on the front page, but you know what? It *is* kinda cool, and for all the name calling by a few of you who feign anger at someone like myself who actually goes out and pokes around rather then sitting in an armchair it doesn't bother me.

    This is not in Florida... And no, I won't post lat and longitude because I can see that a lot of people would probably swarm out here. I will continue detecting around the area, looking for more pieces of metal, and maybe even, god forbid go down in the bottom and dig.

    For all the constructive posts, thanks. If it is a cave, I want to go in it!

    1. Re:Jesus. by pigah · · Score: 1

      A quarry or a mine might easily be older than 100 years, depending on your location. I'm guessing by the photo that you are somewhere in eastern North America and there were many mines of metals in locations where you would never have guessed by current landuse that there would be mines. For example, North Carolina was the biggest gold mining state until 1849.

    2. Re:Jesus. by jaggeh · · Score: 1

      /thread

      Make sure to mark gps of each find, if you havent started already. if it is a meteorite then you want to find the debris trail. you never know you could be on to a fortune.

      Good Luck.

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    3. Re:Jesus. by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

      Even if it IS a meteor crater you might never find the meteor remains. Meteor crater in AZ is a good example of this. If you can find 'shocked' quartz then you have your smoking gun. Iridium traces are another. If the impact was long enough ago only parts of the crater will remain exposed, the rest having been erroded by time, wind, and rain. Were there old mines in the area?

    4. Re:Jesus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch the show Meteorite Men on the science channel. You'll learn all you need to about meteor impacts and hunting for meteors. Just be careful, if the land belongs to somebody else, you will run into legal issues. Get landowner permission and draw up a contract to protect each other.

    5. Re:Jesus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why would you submit to /. other than to get it on the front page? i'm surprised the editors put it there (well, not really, but replace 'surprised' with 'slightly disappointed' and you'll get the idea), but don't act surprised. It's not like there's some other reason to be submitting a story. You don't get paid for story submissions....

    6. Re:Jesus. by cuncator · · Score: 1

      Second the quartz idea. Wonder if looking for microdiamonds and/or lonsdaleite would be worth anything, or if the (potential) impact would not have been energetic enough.

    7. Re:Jesus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seeing the inside would help, as if they're cave deposits they probably built up in layers and those may be visible. You can get an angle grinder for $30 and cut through those things to get an idea of what the inside looks like. If you have a belt sander, try that. Or ask at a tool rental shop for something suitable. Or search for "rock cutting" in your city.

    8. Re:Jesus. by Kentari · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't know where you got the idea that there haven't been meteorites (meteor remains) found at Meteor Crater. There have been, thousands of fragments, totalling over 30 tons, collected from the region, including a 600kg specimen.

    9. Re:Jesus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should be careful in caves.

    10. Re:Jesus. by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      Looks like Minnesota to me. Lots of Carst Geology in MN, LOTS. You really shouldn't dismiss experts in the field, you consulted a Geologist, he told you what it was most likely to be. Contrary to what the conservatives would like you to believe all Scientists aren't liars. If you want to do more than just poke around and make suppositions with no support you should consider taking some courses in Geology or even getting some texts books and reading on your own time.

    11. Re:Jesus. by penguinchris · · Score: 1

      Hey, I've got a BS and (almost) an MS in Geology. I researched geomorphology for my thesis (though not exactly this kind of geomorphology).

      Do the geomorphology research someone earlier up suggested. It sounds like the last time they did anything like that was fifteen years ago, though - all the data they refer to is available digitally, if you know where to look.

      Don't email university professors until you have something substantial. They get requests like that very frequently, and usually it turns out to be nothing. They've got a lot of other stuff to do.

      What you want to do is find a grad student. They should be fairly easy to find on the department's website. Not only will they have the resources to help, but they will also be looking for any excuse to do something else for a few minutes besides working on whatever they're supposed to be doing. Plus, they're not yet cynical about helping people like you. You may even find someone looking for a thesis project, in which case they would get a professor to actually look at it and determine if it's worth studying.

      They should be able to get you the geologic and topographic map data you need, and may be able to help you interpret stuff. They will certainly be interested in helping you identify the rock, and may be able to do it in a lab (or know someone who can).

      Personally, depending on the location (it would help if you gave a hint) I think it could very well be a quarry that's partially filled in - it looks like there is a small quarry right next to it filled with water, though you being familiar with the area may know that to be something else. Note that it's slightly square shaped, and the northeast corner is carved out as if it were an access road (and appears to connect to paths that are still there).

      I'd be willing to help you a little bit. If you email me the location I will see if I can come up with some good maps for you. You'll need help from students at a local university for anything advanced (and for identifying the rock) but maps and some basic interpretation will be a good start.

      Regarding the rocks - you say they outgassed. If you wash them again now that they're dry, do they react again? You may have gotten a reaction from the soil, as someone else mentioned I think. The first piece looks like limestone, and the second piece does look like iron but it could be slag from an old machine that was used in a quarry. I have pieces of slag I found next to a late 1800's abandoned rail line that looks similar.

      As I said, feel free to reply here or email me. I've got little to do while looking for a job so this will be something interesting to occupy me and so my knowledge doesn't go to waste :)

    12. Re:Jesus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about posting that you're in Northern California for instance, the geographic history of a particular area can help key in what should/should not be present in the soil.

    13. Re:Jesus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are clues in the photos that the location is on the west side of the Appalachians, and that's karst country. There's also a hint of a stream near the formation. As someone else said, if there is water flow nearby then that increases the chances that it's a sinkhole... but not that's not definitive, as even the ocean was much lower 20,000 years ago so the entire eastern coastal plain (another possible location of your farm) had water flowing much lower than it now does.

    14. Re:Jesus. by bartwol · · Score: 1

      But you have put forth sensational questions in the context of a very common set of facts. What is your cause, beyond simply not knowing?

      And you have summoned a LARGE audience to consider your questions. Yet, you have chosen to hide information that people may use to answer your questions. (You believe your questions warrant this much mindshare?)

      You chastise the ones who sit on their butts, and yet purport to protect your yarn from the ones who might get off their butts to go and look?

      Though your intent was not to mislead, you did musingly dabble with the edges of truth. The pain you feel now is of those edges sticking right back into you.

      Science...the application of the scientific method, and the benefits of empirical reasoning. If you are indeed a scientist, then please show a bit more respect by living the practice.

      All told, I think the people here at Slashdot did a rather fine job with this one.

  40. Hide! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its a government conspiracy to hide existence of extra terrestrial life form!

    Did you check the area for cosmic radiation?

    1. Re:Hide! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i was abducted by aliens a few years ago. they abused me--sexually. i've been hornay ever since.

  41. Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't you talk about my Mom that way!

  42. More than meets the eye by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    strange metals....? Large Crater...? Sounds like Megatron.

  43. Re:y'all being trolled by ginbot462 · · Score: 1

    I don't know why AC got modded flamebait. It probably is a troll. If somebody is going to consider this is anything but a sinkhole, then internet-savy should at least consider troll. I mean, it is from a person that considers assface humorous.

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  44. URLs by intangible · · Score: 1

    Really guys? Change the picturepush urls from www2 and www4 to just www and avoid killing two of their servers.

  45. Try cavechat.org, not slashdot.org by mad.frog · · Score: 1

    Seriously, if there's any chance this is a sinkhole or cave, post there -- I promise you will have legions of local cavers falling over themselves offering to come check it out.

  46. Radiation? by RKBA · · Score: 2, Funny

    I suggest you take a Geiger counter with you on your next trip to the crater before you go mucking about too much there.

  47. A little harsh maybe. by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The thing is that on Slashdot no one knows how old you are.
    If this poster is 14 or 15 he may be on the start of becoming a very good geologist.
    Even 18 he still is just really enthusiastic.
    I agree this is probably a sink hole of some kind and not an impact. But that is only a guess I have only a passing knowledge of geology but none of the rocks shown seem all that odd to me.
    You never educate through ridicule and for all you know you just made some 16 year old girl just getting into science cry.

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    1. Re:A little harsh maybe. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Whatever the age of the original poster and whatever posture is assumed during urination, it's not exactly a shining example of smart questioning, is it?

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  48. Reminds me of rocks at my family farm, growing up by Patrick_Seaman · · Score: 1

    I grew up (weekends and summers) on family land in North East Texas. We had a land feature that resembled a worn-down cinder-cone. While the top layers of rock were mostly forms of iron-rich sandstone-ish rock and clay (red dirt), there were many rocks that appeared to be igneous -- black, heavy and with rounded edges that looked melted -- including rocks that resembled your photos. As a kid I spent a lot of time digging around and we dug a somewhat large pond in the center of the area -- opening up lots of bulldozed rock and dirt for a young boy to dig around in. I found what looked like a textbook volcanic bomb and on many occasions I found colored veins of dirt that bubbled and reacted with water. Much of Texas was once a seabed. Many of the rocks looked like parts of plants. I youthfully theorized that the structure was a worn-down volcanic cinder cone that had subsequently been buried. I very nearly went the geology path in college - but I suspect it wouldn't have been as 'fun' as the times I had growing up. :-)

  49. History of the Site? by bedwards · · Score: 1

    What is the history of the site? Was the feature there when your grandparents moved into the farm? Do they remember the day when the feature formed. The best thing to do would be to ask how big the bang would be to make that crater - and what sort of radius would the blast be felt, heard, and seen? then check local newspapers for reports on something that would create a bang that size. (probably something like "ammunition train explodes". The fact you haven't heard anything like this suggests it probably was not a meteorite impact.

  50. Location Clues-- And I think It's a Mine Pit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's in the USA. You can tell that from the copyright on the image. The picture looks like deciduous forest area with a wet climate. That and the hilly terrain means this is probably somewhere in the Appalachians, or possibly the Ozarks. And I think this is artificial. The squarish shape makes that seem likely.

    And by the way, refusing to give the location so we can look at the image yourself is a great way to make people think you're a crank.

  51. Sure looks like impact crater by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

    The artifacts appear to have undergone melting. If you search to the north-northwest of the crater, I would suspect you would find additional artifacts.

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  52. Bog Iron by Scribbler'sEmporium · · Score: 1

    These sorts of sample turn up at university geology departments on a regular basis by people hoping they are meteorites. Frequently they are proven to be bog-iron. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bog_iron The "crater" could also be explained by a glacial feature called a kettle or pothole. They can occur in clusters, but can also be solitary. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kettle_(landform) My work ISP is blocking picturepush but if this feature is in an area previously glaciated (ie most of north america north of say Kentucky), then this is a possibility.

  53. Just an oddly shapped gully? by w0mprat · · Score: 1

    Looking at the photo it has a very clear exit for drainage at the northwest end. This means this is not a sinkhole necessarily (these usually drain into underground systems in limestone karst country), and a small possiblity just an oddly shaped gully. The small bits of melted looking metal are difficulty to explain without this being an old site for a foundry.

    Also I would expect if this was limestone country the locals wouldn't find this odd let alone call this a 'crater' but just another sinkhole.

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  54. It's a square people... by dlingman · · Score: 1

    Aren't impact craters round? I thought that was one of the neat things about them - they are always round, regardless of speed/angle of impact. (you can play with this with a baking pan full of flour, and lob things at it). This looks more like a quarry to me.

  55. Old gravel pit? by AJWM · · Score: 1

    Hard to tell from the aerial photo, but with those straightish sides roughly parallel to the field boundaries, it could easily be whats left of an old, now overgrown gravel pit or quarry. That might also explain the bits of metal -- scraps of old tools. How old it would have to be for that overgrowth depends on where it is (local climate, etc.).

    There's a sure test for meteoritic metal -- cut a slice, etch it, and see if you find a Widmanstatten pattern.

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  56. There's an easy way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at the big picture, it's geology
    No one clue will always tell you everything because it's not a controlled environment

    Look at the bedding of any exposed rock, has it been disturbed or is it lying flat.. is it parallel to everything else in the area.. or is it nonconforming?
    Look at the environment, why isn't water collecting, where is it going, you've got a big hole, why isn't it filling up?
    Look at the host rock, is it in fact limestone or similar carbonate that is susceptible to karst geomorphology?

    You can also look at the metal samples, do a streak test, get a fresh exposure on one and do an acid test, check it for magnetism, look at the patina.. did you notice it was red and not green... see what you can scratch with it and look up it's hardness,
    forgo your diamond ring as it can still wreck it even if it doesn't scratch it

    Build your description, test a hypothesis, and revise Your real key here is a solid description of fresh evidence, anything time touches it will corrupt, anything water touches it will alter How exciting, I wish I could slashdott my backyard looking half as good as you, it's just turtles around here

  57. Similar Objects in Kerala, India - likely Slag by cliffmathew · · Score: 1

    I found an acre or more of land strewn with these kind of stones in Southern India. Here is a JPEG picture: http://baheyeldin.com/sites/baheyeldin.com/files/be/images/meteorite/meteorite-1.jpg After much debate and sending pictures off to a University Professor, settled on the explanation that the stones are metallurgical slag. We wrote up some details and posted here: http://baheyeldin.com/science/kerala-meteorite-volcano-or-ancient-foundry.html

  58. trolls don't care about science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is pure classic troll, get a lot of people to respond attacking and defending the troll, while the troll enjoys all the frenzy over popcorn

  59. Metal that reacts with water still intact? by mysidia · · Score: 1

    They are composed of a metal that reacts strongly to acids. The largest piece so far reacted with tap water and dish-washing detergent.

    Are you saying this crater is somewhere it never rains, in the middle of a forest of hardwoods, where potentially a large object fell from the sky?

    It's hard to believe a piece of reactive metal would be in such a place for years at a time, and not have completely reacted with rainwater before you found it. It must be a very very large chunk of metal

    I would suggest caution. Some of those Alkali metals can be poisonous to humans.

    Did you test this stuff for reactivity and take all appropriate precautions? Last thing I would want to do is explore a crater, and get cancer 20 years later as a result

  60. Oops by mysidia · · Score: 1
    Oops

    Did you test this stuff for radioactivity and take all appropriate precautions?

  61. without a location ... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    the whole article is worth diddly-squat. Normally I'm not too critical of the editors, but this one suggests that they're not letting enough air into their crack-pipes and are somewhat more confused than normal. Not even up to the level of "stupid".

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  62. Re:y'all being trolled by BradleyAndersen · · Score: 1

    I fed the troll and became a troll for it ... man oh man!