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President Obama On Mythbusters Tonight

elrous0 writes "As was previously reported, President Obama mentioned back in October that he would be appearing on an upcoming episode of the popular Discovery Channel series Mythbusters. Well, the episode is finally airing tonight. In the episode, the President helps Jamie and Adam test the 'Archimedes Death Ray' myth for a 3rd time (the myth having been 'busted' the first time, and that bust surviving a challenge from MIT students the second time out). Though the President only appears in a couple of brief scripted segments, the actual test (using 500 schoolkids doubling as mirror-bearing soldiers) is purportedly pretty interesting."

416 comments

  1. Flamethrowers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless those mirrors have flamethrowers attached, it still won't work.

    1. Re:Flamethrowers by Pojut · · Score: 2

      Why not frikkin' lasers?

    2. Re:Flamethrowers by rhyder128k · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sounds like we're getting screwed on this Archimedes thing.

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    3. Re:Flamethrowers by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Because the ancient Greeks didn't have lasers, but they did have mirrors and sunlight.

      Besides, where's the fun in lasers without sharks?

    4. Re:Flamethrowers by lennier1 · · Score: 1

      They ran out of sharks again.

    5. Re:Flamethrowers by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The fact that they're down to bitching about the moisture content of the test boat only shows how impractical this would be in real-world conditions. Complaining that their test conditions were less than ideal is part of the problem with the myth. No military leader in his right mind is going to work with a "weapon" that only works at a certain time of day, on a boat with a certain moisture content, moving slower than X speed, etc.--especially when there are far-superior alternatives available (like flaming arrows, etc.).

      Those MIT students sound like sore losers. And like all sore losers, they're full of plenty of excuses. They had their chance and they couldn't deliver.

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    6. Re:Flamethrowers by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the need for calm waters and the the sailors and soldiers in the attacking boats NOT tossing the occasional bucket of water on the burn point over the course of two hours.

      If I was going to do the mirror thing, I think I'd concentrate more on blinding any navigators and hope they end up blundering into rocks, reefs, or other obstruction, possibly man-made. Even each other.

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    7. Re:Flamethrowers by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      Whatever floats your boat.

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    8. Re:Flamethrowers by Grapplebeam · · Score: 1

      You kidding? A weapon of unimaginable power, like setting ships on fire by having shiny mirrors? They might've thought Archimedes had harnessed the power of the sun! (Which he would've done to get this to work)

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    9. Re:Flamethrowers by 91degrees · · Score: 2

      It worked in 1973. Range was only 50m, but any experiments should be based off this one rather than Adam And Jamie's failures

    10. Re:Flamethrowers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, there's another thing, what about stuff used as water-sealant, like tar, or how the sails were made mattered as well?

    11. Re:Flamethrowers by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      They used period tar pitch in the first test.

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    12. Re:Flamethrowers by geekoid · · Score: 1

      My issues with the test is the material of the sail, and the lack of other inflammable materials that would have been on an actually ship.

      And yes, they would sue a weapons under those condition, along with other weapons. I'm not saying they did

      What we do know, is it got might uncomfortable on the ship, and it it was sailing in and a bunch of reflective targets increased the area around the ship to 150 degrees, it may well have cause enough fear and discomfort to prevent an attack.

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    13. Re:Flamethrowers by geekoid · · Score: 1

      OTOH, they would have had a very good idea of wear the ships were going to be, and been prepared for a spot. But yea, it's more that if it did stop a navy, it was do to the increase temperature and blinding.

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  2. Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but maybe now I'll skip it.

  3. All hail the king! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Does anyone find it odd that in a so-called democracy (or yes, even a democratic republic), our president is treated like a king? Why do we call him "Mr. President," when we then go adoring him like our beloved benefactor and glorious ruler? Who cares if he appears on TV? He's just a bureaucrat, isn't he?

    Still waiting for the slashdot community to figure out that they have the power to make real, workable democracy without devolving into mob rule.

    1. Re:All hail the king! by spun · · Score: 2

      Most of humanity appears to thoroughly enjoy the pastime of hero worship. This seems to be widespread enough that we might want to investigate whether there is some evolutionary advantage to it. Maybe kissing ass provides some sort of inoculation against disease.

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    2. Re:All hail the king! by ByOhTek · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The president will tend to be loved or hated by most, without much middle room, in our culture. It's party of the ability to have a say in the choice - you become "attached". Imagine how much more people would support for their favorite football team (or condemn the opponents) if they could affect the outcome of the game?

      There aren't just people who *love* Obama, there are plenty who despise him. Likewise there are many who loved, and many who despised Bush, Clinton, Elder Bush, Reagan, etc.

      Also, as far as individuals go, he is the one who holds the most power in the country, and thus is the easiest to talk about. People like things that are simple - it's a lot easier to talk about, blame, criticize, support and extol one person (such as the president), than a group of non-uniform people (such as congress)

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    3. Re:All hail the king! by Pojut · · Score: 1

      The same could be said of RIAA-funded talentless "musicians".

    4. Re:All hail the king! by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think it provided a larger share of food and women (as being a buddy of the "king" getting the first pick of scraps was never a bad place to be)

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    5. Re:All hail the king! by vlm · · Score: 2

      Imagine how much more people would support for their favorite football team (or condemn the opponents) if they could affect the outcome of the game?

      Many already think they do. Aside from the delusional, on a very small scale, via purchases of tickets and tee shirts, they do influence the winners, since the wealthiest team usually wins.

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    6. Re:All hail the king! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But why do the peasants flock to the street to adore their king? They don't get any scraps from that, but that's exactly what is going on when people get excited about, say, the President appearing on a TV show.

    7. Re:All hail the king! by natehoy · · Score: 1

      In this case, it's a use of the President as a figurehead to promote science in education in the US media. To geeks, it's not so much that El Prez himself is appearing on one of our favorite TV shows, it's that he's using the bully pulpit rather than Executive Order to try and promote the importance of science in our educational system.

      The President as spokescritter instead of dictator, this is the kind of government program that might possibly do some good.

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    8. Re:All hail the king! by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      Nah, he isn't the most powerful person in the US yet. Think about this...

      Obama wants the power to turn off the internet. He will probably get it eventually but doesn't have it yet.

      Neil Smit's company (Comcast) however routinely disconnects or restricts bandwidth to/from various parts of the internet.

      Now with the changeover Obama will probably have a hard time getting Congress to do his bidding. Disney, Comcast and even foreign companies like Sony get that all the time!

    9. Re:All hail the king! by Nethead · · Score: 1

      Seahawks 12th man effect.

      "But the lasting memory of that November afternoon was the Giants' 11 false start penalties, when New York's offensive line was unable to decipher Eli Manning's hand gestures and silent count." (due to fan noise.)

      http://www.komonews.com/sports/106809068.html

      From Wikipedia:

      "Qwest Field in Seattle has been architecturally designed to be the loudest stadium in the NFL. This has caused 2.83 false starts per game, which is the highest in the NFL since 2005. The Decibel level at Qwest Field is a whopping 112 dB, only 18 dB below the roar of a Boeing 747."

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    10. Re:All hail the king! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's just a bureaucrat, isn't he?

      Dude, he's been on fucking Mythbusters! He's famous now!

    11. Re:All hail the king! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if you survive enough ass kissing then it almost certainly means you've developed immunities to the natural e-coli in the host's GI tract.

      Wait, I thought you meant actually ass kissing.

    12. Re:All hail the king! by Noughmad · · Score: 1

      People who did this spread their genes more, so now we have more descendants from such people than from revolters. It's also the reason men like clearly colored blondes, even though we know the color os artificial. Evolution 101.

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    13. Re:All hail the king! by bmk67 · · Score: 1

      As a Seahawks fan, I have to say that your implication that the 12th man effect is improving their game is very depressing to me. Without the 12th man, they'd suck even more than they do.

    14. Re:All hail the king! by Nethead · · Score: 1

      I'm actually an M's fan so my life really sucks.

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    15. Re:All hail the king! by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      That might be part of it, but I think much of the black/white (no grey), love/hate binary pattern in US politics has been fabricated intentionally from a variety of fully funded sources.

      Heritage foundation, cato institute, paid bloggers, and dozens more "think tanks" are in continual spin mode. Finding real unbiased facts about any given issue has gotten difficult for the average citizen (or at least time consuming, which means the majority won't bother with) due to all the spin.

      If every point of view can claim an equal amount of "proof" it naturally leads to us/them mentalities, and to the rise of fox news/msnbc which thrive on the ratings that this competition of ideas produces.

      Take the very simple questions like:

      Does cutting taxes always stimulate an economy and produce jobs? If so how much for each point cut? If in some situations it does not, why and under what circumstances?

      Surely we have enough historical data and enough (truly unbiased, non political ) PhD's in economics to get an answer to that set of questions. But try using google to get an answer, or heaven forbid watch the news to try to find the answer. I'll guarantee that you won't be able to get anything accurate (if you do, you aren't using generic terms that most people would use and likely have google skillz:))

      In the absence of real objective facts from unbiased reporters, and with each side feeling confident in their set of evidence for "whatever", we've moved almost to a faith based system. At least for average Americans. It is two ideologies, and people subscribe to them in a very similar fashion to choosing a religion.

      Without greyness, everything naturally becomes extreme:

      Small government: good in every way for all aspects, all the time, the smaller the better!
      Low taxes: Should be zero taxes! Smaller is always better!
      etc.. etc..

    16. Re:All hail the king! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the absence of real objective facts from unbiased reporters, and with each side feeling confident in their set of evidence for "whatever", we've moved almost to a faith based system. At least for average Americans. It is two ideologies, and people subscribe to them in a very similar fashion to choosing a religion.

      Without greyness, everything naturally becomes extreme:

      Suggest you visit the link above, Metagovernment, which presents a realistic plan to overcome the left/right, a/b, yes/no, black/white system and instead present a system where people can build solutions together, despite their differing values.

      Small government: good in every way for all aspects, all the time, the smaller the better!

      Again, Metagovernment is talking to you. One of their principles: "without consensus, there is no law." Sounds like small government, yes?

    17. Re:All hail the king! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the original question still applies: why is the president a figurehead? That ain't democracy.

    18. Re:All hail the king! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Peasants flocked to their kings as not to piss them off and suffer their wrath. Well, that and you are lead to believe that the kind or president is so important that he doesn't have time for the likes of you. When that changes, it does get somewhat exciting.

    19. Re:All hail the king! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      It could be worse, you could be stuck in Detroit.

    20. Re:All hail the king! by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      49ers fan. These days I have both of you beat.

    21. Re:All hail the king! by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      Seems interesting, I'll look into that further.

      At first glance though, I'm not sure how those systems would combat misinformation.

  4. First Post? by Karna99 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So do they test it on him ?

    1. Re:First Post? by Mashiki · · Score: 0, Troll

      No. It's Obama's attempt to prove he can read without a teleprompter however.

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    2. Re:First Post? by 246o1 · · Score: 1

      No. It's Obama's attempt to prove he can read without a teleprompter however.

      Read what?

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    3. Re:First Post? by zach_the_lizard · · Score: 0

      He has attempted this in the past, with varying results

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    4. Re:First Post? by bmo · · Score: 1, Troll

      If they test it on him, it might actually work. Darker colours absorb more heat.

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    5. Re:First Post? by Suki+I · · Score: 1

      The article says he is in scripted segments. Does he use paper instead?

    6. Re:First Post? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When are they going to test your ability to differentiate between the words read and speak?

    7. Re:First Post? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhh the uhh last time uh i uh tried reading uh without my teleprompter thing, uhh, i, uh pulled a biden uhh or something like that. uhh can i go uhh play some uhh golf now or something?

    8. Re:First Post? by operagost · · Score: 1

      He uses Sarah Palin's hand.

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    9. Re:First Post? by bmo · · Score: 1

      That would be McCain.

      The Tea Potty has its hand so far up McCain's (and other Republicans') backside you can see the fingertips in his mouth as he speaks.

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    10. Re:First Post? by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      I agree. Much humor was had by all in each attempt. I'm sure he's had script monkeys carefully position the prompters for him, and when it fails the message will be beamed into his eyes.

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  5. Meh by Haedrian · · Score: 1

    They should have shown him blowing up something instead. It'd have been more entertaining.

    1. Re:Meh by KublaiKhan · · Score: 1

      Bah, that's nothing new. Just find some news footage from Afghanistan or something.

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    2. Re:Meh by Manip · · Score: 1

      I bet the Secret Service would have LOVED that. :)

    3. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must not watch the news then, he does it like every day:

      http://pakobserver.net/detailnews.asp?id=63105

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Atomics_MQ-1_Predator

  6. Burn, maybe not... by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 1

    Granted it is probably a long shot to get the "death ray" to kill anyone. It might be good enough to light sails on fire, though. And at the very least, I suspect it could blind the shit out of someone approaching, and that's not a bad way to gain the upper hand, not a bad way at all.

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    1. Re:Burn, maybe not... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 0

      Mythbusters is the biggest load of absolute horse shit ever, though. They make one or two failed attempts and rather than saying, "Well, maybe we're incompetent," they declare something proven impossible. Once they did a gunpowder engine... with a hopper hooked to a piston, tied to a bow and arrow. It didn't work. The hopper jammed. MYTH: BUSTED. .... uh, how about fixing your fucking stupid hopper design? I did in 30 seconds.

      As for their current "busted" myth, it's well known you can take a 1 foot wide parabolic reflector (curved mirror) and point it at shit and set fire to it in about 4 seconds when you have a clear view of the sun. Less well known, but obvious, some guy had a site about his "SOLAR DEATHRAY!!!!!!!" that he used to melt lots of shit... 127 flat 1cm square mirrors set up on a curved surface to make ... well... a rough approximation of a parabolic reflector.

      Get 500 mirrors set up right, reflecting the sun from a huge area to one point, even if they're a meter across, and you'll concentrate ... okay, a meter? 1,334 kW x 500. That's over half a megawatt of power, kid, though in a 1 square meter area; obviously more smaller mirrors will put the same amount of power in a smaller area. A parabolic reflector doesn't need to be so large because it'll focus all that energy smoothly on one tiny point... so instead of half a megawatt, you have half a kilowatt on something the size of a pinhead instead of 1000 times more on something ten million times bigger. BOOM, FIRE!

    2. Re:Burn, maybe not... by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you're gonna rag on them, rag on the fact that the fucking narrator spends a minute explaining what happen, another minute on what they're going to do, another on what could go wrong, replete with puns, three minutes of actually showing Adam and Jamie or Kari, Grant, and Tori doing stuff, then, just as things are progressing, they switch to the other team and their myth and start all over, and THEN follows it up with two minutes of what's going to happen after the commercial break.

      Drives me nuts (and away from the TV).

    3. Re:Burn, maybe not... by elrous0 · · Score: 2

      Was your mirror made of crude polished copper, a couple of hundred feet away, aimed at a moving ship on the water?

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    4. Re:Burn, maybe not... by PRMan · · Score: 2

      Or just go to a hotel in Vegas...

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    5. Re:Burn, maybe not... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The distance doesn't matter: make it a segment of a larger sphere (i.e. a smaller arc angle) and the focal point moves further away.

      Have you ever shined a light on a block of polished copper? Lap that stuff well enough ....

      Moving targets are hard, but with enough energy this isn't an issue. Sails ignite quite quick.

    6. Re:Burn, maybe not... by Stele · · Score: 3, Informative

      That used to annoy the hell out of me too, until I realized my remote had a fast forward button. Now, it's actually a feature. I can watch a whole show in 20 minutes. Great while having breakfast.

    7. Re:Burn, maybe not... by PRMan · · Score: 1

      That's what DVRs are for.

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    8. Re:Burn, maybe not... by burnetd · · Score: 1

      It'd take one WWII search light mirror to set light to a boat and thats around 2 square metres, mind you the focus point is a bit close.
      Citation, see this youtube video...
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0_nuvPKIi8

    9. Re:Burn, maybe not... by winwar · · Score: 1

      "The distance doesn't matter: make it a segment of a larger sphere (i.e. a smaller arc angle) and the focal point moves further away."

      "Moving targets are hard, but with enough energy this isn't an issue. Sails ignite quite quick."

      You do know that they are testing a MYTH? One that has certain parameters? This is not about whether is is possible to set something on fire with a fucking mirror. Add that to the fact that you believe that distance doesn't matter and sails ignite quickly, means that you are willfully ignorant and stupid.

    10. Re:Burn, maybe not... by operagost · · Score: 1

      Great. Now do it with the technology available in Archimedes' time.

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    11. Re:Burn, maybe not... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I've ignited shirts in 4 seconds with an 18 inch mirror. Sails are large canvas things and will ignite quite quick if you can deliver the needed energy. It's only a few hundred degrees; realize that the 90 degree weather outside comes entirely from the sun, not from the Goddess of Summer. What are you, Wiccan? Is our winter so cold because of the Calliach Bleuhr or however it's spelled?

      Also: here is a copper mirror. http://www.overclockers.com/wp-content/uploads/images/stories/articles/Tales_of_a_Shade_Tree_Machinist_My_Homemade_Water_Cooled_System/so17.jpg

      Being not-silver doesn't magically mean the damn thing doesn't reflect the HUGE amount of IR thermal radiation coming from the sun. Hint: if the object doesn't heat up, it's not absorbing the energy. The fact that copper absorbs certain wavelengths of light is interesting, and it will warm more than a silver mirror; the fact that copper absorbs photons at one frequency and emits them at another is also interesting, and it will not reach 3000 degrees and melt into a boiling puddle of molten copper just by sitting in direct sunlight. All light is thermal radiation, by the way; infra-red just happens to be invisible and also the majority of energy coming from the sun (see black body... the sun isn't quite it, but holy shit).

    12. Re:Burn, maybe not... by ocdscouter · · Score: 1

      Let's see what they can MacGyver with Slaves, Bronze, Olive Oil, and a Laurel Wreath.

    13. Re:Burn, maybe not... by nblender · · Score: 1

      No, it's still irritating because mythtv can flag the commercials for me but it can't flag repetitive inanity... Why can't the scene people who edit out commercials also edit out the fucking narrator? It is, at best, 18 minutes of television.

      Scene folks: Are you listening?

    14. Re:Burn, maybe not... by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      1) The puns are funny.
      2) Start fast forwarding or 30 second skipping when they say "after the break..."
      (Though I usually watch the before show summary nowadays, because at least once, they showed segments that did not actually end up in the show -- it was Tori "threatening" a plant with a blowtorch, that was in the "coming up on" clips but not actually in the show.)

    15. Re:Burn, maybe not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their problem is they never bother to find out why/how it got turned into a myth.

      The guys sailing in might have just been afraid it MIGHT catch them on fire.

      I mean, it's a fantastic excuse to return and say, "hey, we tried to invade them, but they had this MAGIC that was going to catch our ships on fire, and lose the whole fleet"

    16. Re:Burn, maybe not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While the Internet is replete with hyperbolic posts and exaggeration meant to troll out a response from anybody so the poster can feel good about themselves, this particular post is so accurate that I am positive each new Mythbusters show could be edited down to 15 minutes and still be understandable and complete within it's own context.

      *breathes*

      What's even more sad, is the figurative pounding the precious little science into people's skulls doesn't even work. Quite a few people I know who watch the show (and sadly my nephew) when asked about the show exclaim, "Wasn't that explosion cool!?!" They can't even tell me how the hosts got to that point, nor do they care.

      I weep for the lowest common denominator people these shows cater to. And I am convinced some TV shows are helping to create them. Just remember, these people are voting in your next president!

      Whoa, rant out of control. Sorry.

    17. Re:Burn, maybe not... by tibman · · Score: 1

      That was amazing, thanks.

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    18. Re:Burn, maybe not... by KlaymenDK · · Score: 1

      ...can flag the commercials for me but it can't flag repetitive inanity...

      My set has a knob called "Brightness", but that doesn't seem to help either.
      It's true what they say; television is a medium because it's rarely well done.

  7. Real myth busted by roman_mir · · Score: 0, Troll

    The real myth that should be tested is that President Obama is actually a progressive or a liberal kind of a politician.

    I am a libertarian and I can't stand any other approach - socially liberal and completely free market fiscally, but to me it is obvious that Obama is actually not very socially liberal and definitely not free market oriented at all (*I think he has no clue about economics, period), but so many people believe that he is actually a liberal and yet so many believe that he is the Devil, etc. that there seems to be a good bunch of myths that could be busted about this guy, while some may just be confirmed. Maybe he is a Muslim/atheist/communist/fascist/Maoist/devil worshiper born in Kenya, I kind of hope he is all of those things at once, at least that would be interesting.

    1. Re:Real myth busted by BradleyUffner · · Score: 1

      The real myth that should be tested is that President Obama is actually a progressive or a liberal kind of a politician.

      I am a libertarian and I can't stand any other approach - socially liberal and completely free market fiscally, but to me it is obvious that Obama is actually not very socially liberal and definitely not free market oriented at all (*I think he has no clue about economics, period), but so many people believe that he is actually a liberal and yet so many believe that he is the Devil, etc. that there seems to be a good bunch of myths that could be busted about this guy, while some may just be confirmed. Maybe he is a Muslim/atheist/communist/fascist/Maoist/devil worshiper born in Kenya, I kind of hope he is all of those things at once, at least that would be interesting.

      That sounds like it's all just arguing over the definition of words and political opinions. I think you have the wrong show.

    2. Re:Real myth busted by Livius · · Score: 1

      Obama has already proven his true convictions to anyone paying attention.

    3. Re:Real myth busted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you a troll or just an idiot? So hard to tell these days.

    4. Re:Real myth busted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      No, Obama is a moderate - both fiscally and socially. Of course, to Sarah Palin, anything other than a full-on Nazi industrialist seems "too liberal." On the other hand - Libertarianism? Really? Libertarianism is what ignorant, selfish people who know nothing about economics or politics like to call themselves because "ignorant and selfish" sounds so crass. Oh, you don't believe me? Re-read your posting.

    5. Re:Real myth busted by Ant+P. · · Score: 5, Funny

      Q: How can you tell someone's a libertarian without asking?

      A: They'll tell you.

    6. Re:Real myth busted by Stregano · · Score: 1

      And welcome to the start of the one sided argument. I am your host. The first person said within the second sentence that they can't stand anything other than their own views. Sure, this person can argue their own views, but yet when they stay so closed minded, it will lead to an amazing;y awful discussion that I will enjoy watching. Let's bring out our first contestant

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    7. Re:Real myth busted by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      I am a libertarian and I can't stand any other approach... definitely not free market oriented at all

      Well, you're a Libertarian. No one is free-market-oriented enough for you.

      Obama is actually not very socially liberal

      "We are also a Jewish nation, a Muslim nation, and a Buddhist nation, and a Hindu nation, and a nation of nonbelievers."

      In what way is that not socially liberal? I guess the conservatives haven't set the bar very high, but he has explicitly acknowledged atheists repeatedly, while everyone else, even democrats, do everything they can to distance themselves from even the rumor that they might maybe have met with some of them once to see what they had to say.

      Maybe he is a Muslim/atheist/communist/fascist/Maoist/devil worshiper

      You realize at least three of those are contradictory, right? There's no "maybe" about it -- he cannot possibly be all of those things.

      born in Kenya,

      He was born in Hawaii.

      Not that it matters. What, exactly, does that change? Is there some mystical essence of American-ism that children are endowed with in their first ten seconds of life outside of mommy? The fact that this was an issue at all is beyond absurd.

      I kind of hope he is all of those things at once, at least that would be interesting.

      If you think he hasn't done anything interesting, you really haven't been paying attention.

      I'm guessing you were being sarcastic through at least some of this, but it's hard to tell where. I guess I accept the whoosh if it's coming, but really...

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    8. Re:Real myth busted by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 3, Funny

      So when a libertarian's house is on fire and the firefighters show up, do they say "No, that's ok, I'm a libertarian."?

    9. Re:Real myth busted by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      Way to again mis-state the liberal position. They really need to create an emoticon for you people to save time.

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    10. Re:Real myth busted by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      The location of birth matters because it's tied to the requirements for the office of President. Interestingly, doesn't McCain fail that one as well by being born in Panama? Note: Specifically not in military base i Panama, because a US military base is considered US soil.

      The real question is what defines "natural born"? Is it born on US soil? Born to a US citizen? Born to two US citizens? Both Obama and McCain fail at least one of those. Obama being born to one US citizen and a foreigner in Hawaii and McCain being born on foreign soil (Panama City, I believe it was?) to two US citizens.

    11. Re:Real myth busted by spacefiddle · · Score: 1

      Way to again mis-state the liberal position. They really need to create an emoticon for you people to save time.

      Then fix the statement, instead of resorting to a "you people" insult with no added content.

    12. Re:Real myth busted by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2

      So when a libertarian's house is on fire and the firefighters show up, do they say "No, that's ok, I'm a libertarian."?

      Why should they? Where I live the firefighters are all volunteers working with equipment that was purchased with donations. What does that have to do with not wanting the government to do more than the basics (maintaining basic law and order, enforcing contract law, etc)?

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    13. Re:Real myth busted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds more like you have never had to defend yourself to anyone intelligent.

    14. Re:Real myth busted by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Not that it matters. What, exactly, does that change? Is there some mystical essence of American-ism that children are endowed with in their first ten seconds of life outside of mommy? The fact that this was an issue at all is beyond absurd.

      As you might not know, It matters because you have to be born in the united states to be eligible to be president. Its not "important" in any practical sense, but its in the "rules".

      Perhaps ironically, John McCain actually wasn't born in the United States either, although not much fuss was ever made about this. He was born in the canal zone in Panama, and at the time of his birth was not a natural born citizen of the United States. Subsequent laws retroactively granted people born in the Canal zone citizenship. Whether that actually qualifies as "natural born citizen" is arguable.

      Its my understanding that if a pregnant American couple (both born in America, both residing in America, both American citizens) were to visit friends in Canada, and ended up giving birth in Canada, the child would be recognized as an American citizen, but would not qualify to be president / vice president.

    15. Re:Real myth busted by operagost · · Score: 1

      Nazi industrialist

      You just Godwined in one of the most ignorant ways possible.

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    16. Re:Real myth busted by operagost · · Score: 2

      The GP obviously lives in an urban area and thus is unaware of the existence of volunteer fire departments. His narrow world view prevents him from conceiving of a world where critical services could be provided without government largess or control.

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    17. Re:Real myth busted by publiclurker · · Score: 1

      Sounds pretty accurate to me. The self serving attitude of libertarians usually results in the type of temper tantrum you displayed when exposed to reality, so we aren't surprised at that either. Especially those of us who have raised young children.

    18. Re:Real myth busted by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Where I live the firefighters are all volunteers working with equipment that was purchased with donations.

      Including the real estate on which the fire department facilities are located and the infrastructure they use to transport the equipment from their to your home?

    19. Re:Real myth busted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "In what way is that not socially liberal?"

      Well, he opposes gay marriage.

    20. Re:Real myth busted by publiclurker · · Score: 1

      Maintaining basic law and order when someone does something you don't like, right? After all, when someone expects you to act like a responsible human being, they are just going way too far.

    21. Re:Real myth busted by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2

      Basic law and order is dealing with those who physically abuse others and fail to respect other's property rights.
      I'm not quite sure where libertarians have objected to being expected to behave like a responsible human being. I think you may be mistaking libertarians for anarchists.

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    22. Re:Real myth busted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I live the firefighters are all volunteers working with equipment that was purchased with donations.

      Really? Are you sure your facts are straight? Because I know volunteer firefighters in three cities/towns and they all rely heavily on federal grants like AFG and SAFER.

    23. Re:Real myth busted by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Depends - is the government going to offer a refund of all taxes for all services provided over the span of the libertarians lifetime?

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    24. Re:Real myth busted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if they are from Texas

    25. Re:Real myth busted by RapmasterT · · Score: 1

      So when a libertarian's house is on fire and the firefighters show up, do they say "No, that's ok, I'm a libertarian."?

      You've confused "libertarian" with "anarchist". But don't let ignorance hold you back.

    26. Re:Real myth busted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It matters because you have to be born in the united states to be eligible to be president. Its not "important" in any practical sense, but its in the "rules".

      And it's a dumbass rule. C'mon, get rid of it so we can finally have a President Schwarzenegger!

    27. Re:Real myth busted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      KARI: How are we going to test this myth?
      GRANT: Well, since we can't use actual libertarians, we'll just have to get some kind of realistic libertarian substitute, and see if it declares that it is a libertarian before being asked.
      TORY: Ooh! You know what this means, right?
      KARI: Oh no. Please tell me we're not using pig heads again, are we?
      TORY (simultaneously): It means we get to use pig heads!

      KARI: Remember, folks, don't try producing artificial libertarians at home.
      GRANT: It's far too dangerous.
      TORY: We're what you'd call "experts."

    28. Re:Real myth busted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Libertarianism is the view that each person has the right to live his life in any way he chooses so long as he respects the equal rights of others" - David Boaz

      Yep, according to that definition, libertarians don't want a fire department. Damn, are they evil or what? Glad we cleared that one up.

    29. Re:Real myth busted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      |"So when a libertarian's house is on fire and the firefighters show up, do they say "No, that's ok, I'm a libertarian."
      "Way to again mis-state the liberal position. They really need to create an emoticon for you people to save time."

      Ah, ok, let me try:

      So, when a libertarian's house is on fire and the firefighters show up, do they say, "Thanks for showing up. If I hire you to put out this fire, how much will it cost me? Keep in mind that I'll be comparing your rate to the rates from the other competitors in the free market."

    30. Re:Real myth busted by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      So when I say liberal democrats are looking to turn the US into a communist labor camp should right up there with the "accuracy" rating.

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    31. Re:Real myth busted by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      I don't even really care about the funding; my fire department got a fair bit of federal funding, but said funding mostly went to cover federal firefighting requirements. If they'd stayed out of it our equipment would have been a bit more 'hillbilly', but still functional for a fraction of the price.

      As a member of the volunteer fire department, do people really expect me to let my own house burn down because of some principle?

      That's the other thing - I might disagree with certain policies, but as long as I'm helping to pay for them I might as well take advantage of them to get SOME of my money back.

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    32. Re:Real myth busted by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Ad-hominem.

      Whatever my mental state, can you actually respond to anything I just said?

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    33. Re:Real myth busted by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      The location of birth matters because it's tied to the requirements for the office of President.

      But that's exactly my point -- why is this a requirement? Why should it be a requirement for anything, let alone the office of the POTUS?

      So much for "All men are created equal..."

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    34. Re:Real myth busted by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      As you might not know, It matters because you have to be born in the united states to be eligible to be president. Its not "important" in any practical sense, but its in the "rules".

      I do know that, and I may not have been clear, but that was entirely my point -- why is it in the rules? If you were writing the rules, why would you ever include anything like this?

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    35. Re:Real myth busted by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      You don't need to assume everybody is out to get you, you know, relax, you'll leave a healthier life.

    36. Re:Real myth busted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obama is actually not very socially liberal

      "We are also a Jewish nation, a Muslim nation, and a Buddhist nation, and a Hindu nation, and a nation of nonbelievers."

      In what way is that not socially liberal? I guess the conservatives haven't set the bar very high, but he has explicitly acknowledged atheists repeatedly, while everyone else, even democrats, do everything they can to distance themselves from even the rumor that they might maybe have met with some of them once to see what they had to say.

      Not 'also', we are a Christian nation that believes in the right for anyone to worship as they please. The original forefathers including your favorite, Thomas Jefferson, even said that Christianity has the best values for our country to follow. He supported the United States to be founded on Christianity, but as long as anyone can worship what as they believe. Go back and read his documents to the church and to the other founding fathers for yourself, not through improper interpretations.

      Maybe he is a Muslim/atheist/communist/fascist/Maoist/devil worshiper

      You realize at least three of those are contradictory, right? There's no "maybe" about it -- he cannot possibly be all of those things.

      Only two are contradictory, you don't count all sides of a single contradiction, only how many contradiction matches there can be.

      born in Kenya,

      He was born in Hawaii.

      Not that it matters. What, exactly, does that change? Is there some mystical essence of American-ism that children are endowed with in their first ten seconds of life outside of mommy? The fact that this was an issue at all is beyond absurd.

      It does matter where he was born based upon the constitution. Only natural citizens can be President of the United States, so it would change his Presidential status to and would change Vice President to President... That's what would change.
      Mystical? No... 10 seconds? No.... Legal based upon the constitution? Yes.

      Since you don't know the actual rules, here they are:
      1) You must be a natural born citizen of the US.
      2) You must be at least 35 years of age.
      3) You must have lived in the US for 14 years.

      If you think he hasn't done anything interesting, you really haven't been paying attention.

      I'm guessing you were being sarcastic through at least some of this, but it's hard to tell where. I guess I accept the whoosh if it's coming, but really...

      He's done interesting things for sure, however, not in the best benefit for this country.

    37. Re:Real myth busted by vux984 · · Score: 1

      I beleive it is there primarily so England royalty couldn't send their kids over to run in an election.

    38. Re:Real myth busted by tycoex · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing he would have already compared set rates with other competitors and filed a contract with one of them for X amount of dollars a month for "fire insurance." Or maybe he would just have house insurance that covers fire damages and not give a crap if his house burned down, since he would get a brand new one with new stuff from the insurance money.

      Just speculation. I'm not a libertarian.

    39. Re:Real myth busted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are thinking of an anarchist. If you go far enough on the spectrum of political beliefs in the direction of Libertarian, then you will eventually reach this thing called "anarchy". That is what you are thinking about.

    40. Re:Real myth busted by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      The location of birth matters because it's tied to the requirements for the office of President.

      It's not tied as in mandatory. It is a sufficient but not necessary condition.

      Interestingly, doesn't McCain fail that one as well by being born in Panama? Note: Specifically not in military base i Panama, because a US military base is considered US soil.

      No, because he specifically was born on a military base.

      The real question is what defines "natural born"?

      A natural born citizen is anyone who is a citizen as a fact of birth. If you are born on U.S. soil, or the child of a U.S. citizen, then that fact makes you a citizen. You are a natural born citizen.

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    41. Re:Real myth busted by Feyshtey · · Score: 1

      This is exactly as accurate as a liberal being presented with a decision on a tax cut always voting "grape".

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    42. Re:Real myth busted by publiclurker · · Score: 1

      Of course not, but then again, you seem to be familiar with spewing out nonsense and expecting it to be taken seriously. Another thing that people who have raised young children are experienced at dealing with.

    43. Re:Real myth busted by publiclurker · · Score: 1

      A Libertarian is nothing more than an anarchists who wants police protection from their slaves.

    44. Re:Real myth busted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. However anarchism doesn't implies there's no police force, just not a state police force. In the case of anarcho-capitalism this would be provided by companies that would abuse it to fuck you over, similarly to what happens in the current system.

    45. Re:Real myth busted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. You may want to read some history about how roads developed in rural areas. Also, volunteers raised the money to purchase the land & put up the buildings & buy the trucks, etc. Some depts do it with donations, other use a "subscription". If you don't pay your dues, you don't get protection...

    46. Re:Real myth busted by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Maybe he is a Muslim/atheist/communist/fascist/Maoist/devil worshiper

      You realize at least three of those are contradictory, right? There's no "maybe" about it -- he cannot possibly be all of those things.

      Commas are "and" or "or". Slashes are exclusively "exclusive or"

    47. Re:Real myth busted by tmosley · · Score: 1

      How about "bill my insurance company"?

      Seems pretty obvious to me that these services should be paid for by insurance. Firefighting insurance becomes like liability insurance. A libertarian would argue that you don't have to carry such insurance, but if you don't, then you are liable for any damage caused by a fire that spreads from your property. The insurance rate would be significantly less (and response times and success rates better) than the taxes you are paying now for fire protection due to efficiencies created by competition. Also, since the cost for fires are no longer absorbed by society, people are more likely to build fireproof homes to get lower rates.

      The fact that people can't see any alternative to government services is simply astonishing to me.

    48. Re:Real myth busted by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The difference is that you are wrong.

    49. Re:Real myth busted by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I'm not quite sure where libertarians have objected to being expected to behave like a responsible human being.

      They don't object to being expected to behave responsibly, but they are against requiring it. It would be perfectly legal to use your neighbor's driveway as a toilet, and if they don't like it, they'll need to calculate a loss, justify it, and take you to court over it. But it wouldn't be a criminal issue, so the government wouldn't step in except as arbitrator once someone starts the civil suit.

      Personally, I think that's so absurd as to be a parody, but I've heard libertarians defend ideas that meant that exact same thing, though presented with a less offensive example.

    50. Re:Real myth busted by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      You've confused "libertarian" with "anarchist".

      The only difference is that the libertarian is the idealist and the anarchist is the realist. Their desires and the results of those desires are the same. The only difference is the understanding of the consequences of their desires.

    51. Re:Real myth busted by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      So you post vitriol, then tell others to be nice when they point out you are wrong on all counts? Hypocritical much? From what I can tell, that's a requirement for libertarians anyway.

    52. Re:Real myth busted by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The location of birth matters because it's tied to the requirements for the office of President.

      No, it's not. One must be a citizen at birth to be president. Obama was born to an American citizen. It doesn't matter where he was born, he was born a US citizen and is thus eligible.

      The real question is what defines "natural born"?

      The common definition, as well as the Supreme Court's definition is someone who is a citizen at the time of birth. I've never seen anything contradicting that. Since both Obama and McCain are considered to be citizens from birth, they are both eligible. I've never seen an argument otherwise that has any legal basis, have you?

    53. Re:Real myth busted by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Its my understanding that if a pregnant American couple (both born in America, both residing in America, both American citizens) were to visit friends in Canada, and ended up giving birth in Canada, the child would be recognized as an American citizen, but would not qualify to be president / vice president.

      The legal rules are such that if you are considered at the time you run to have been a US citizen at the time of your birth you are a natural born citizen. Obama, even if born in Kenya, was born to an American mother and would have been able to run. Same with McCain.

      How do I know? I have a child born in a foreign country who has a certificate stating "natural born citizen" status.

    54. Re:Real myth busted by tibman · · Score: 1

      There isn't a promise of firefighters being nearby though. If people had the choice of not paying for firefighters/police, they probably wouldn't.

      If only a handful of people are paying for fire protection, that isn't enough to attract enough people and equipment to man a firestation 24/7.

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    55. Re:Real myth busted by tibman · · Score: 1

      I think the problem is scale though. Volunteers have other jobs and are on call for emergencies (which should be rare). The larger the population, the more fire calls. Not to mention the complex situations that will come up. Chemical/Electrical fires and large building fires (need more water than what a truck can carry.. which means a fire hydrant system needs to be in place).

      Critical services can be provided without government, you're right. But can you trust that part-time firefighters and police will arrive asap and save you, or your family, or your home if they are just volunteering to do so? What if the police officer doesn't like you? It's not his job to save you afterall, it's just his hobby.

      I prefer paid professionals for critical services. Which means they are training how to better do their job when they aren't putting out fires or answering a call.

      I also prefer critical services that aren't run as a business. Trying to squeeze the most ammount of work from the most minimal ammount of people. Getting the job done while spending the least ammount on equipment. I like redundency and spare assets while working in critical situations. Because shit breaks and people make mistakes. But you are right, there is a certain level of sanity required to prevent bloat.

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    56. Re:Real myth busted by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      You see, as I understood it, McCain was born in Panama City, not on the base itself. In Panama City he would have been born on foreign soil, regardless of where his father was stationed.

      If the definition of "natural born citizen" is anyone who is a citizen at the time of their birth, then why would the birthers even try their particular argument against Obama? His mother was a US citizen, so he is. Full stop. I had always assumed that their argument fell into semantics over the phrase "natural born citizen" as used in the Constitution having never actually been tested as such and claiming that being born outside our borders was sufficient to not be "natural born."

    57. Re:Real myth busted by FrankHS · · Score: 1

      I'm part liberal and part libertarian. I want the government to provide me with all the services that I want and need. I want them to leave me the hell alone. And I want them to tax the hell out of corporations and regulate the hell out of them.

    58. Re:Real myth busted by RapmasterT · · Score: 1

      You've confused "libertarian" with "anarchist". The only difference is that the libertarian is the idealist and the anarchist is the realist. Their desires and the results of those desires are the same. The only difference is the understanding of the consequences of their desires.

      That's like saying the only difference between democrats and republicans is the animal on their bumper stickers. It's pithy, but displays a surprising amount of political ignorance.

    59. Re:Real myth busted by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      I am pretty sure this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wealthiest_historical_figures#Marcus_Licinius_Crassus

      was the first libertarian. Nice.

    60. Re:Real myth busted by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Besides the fact that he was a nasty peice of work (and that you think libertarians are as well), I cannot see why you think he was a libertarian. He sounds like a Democrat to me.

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    61. Re:Real myth busted by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Libertarians believe in less government. The example listed two posts ago was the fire department. The counter one post ago was the volunteer fire department.

      This guy made arguably the most money in the entire world, ever, by basically running a private fire company and extorting money from his neighbors.

      While a bit of a stretch, that is the private sector taking over that piece of business which would be very much in line with libertarian thinking.

      Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Libertarians. Some are overly idealistic (not necessarily a bad thing), and have not thought things through. Smaller government as a principle is fine if your OK with the consequences.

      Its like that stupid poll that they do every so often, where people list all the services they want. They they put how much tax they are willing to pay. Or which services they are willing to give up to reduce their taxes, etc... Everyone wants every service for free with no taxes, its just unrealistic. So while a push for smaller Gov I think is a laudable quest, I find most that have it completely unrealistic about their demands about the consequences. Anyway that's just me.

    62. Re:Real myth busted by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      And yet, not all of these things are mutually exclusive, only some of them.

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    63. Re:Real myth busted by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      The original forefathers including your favorite, Thomas Jefferson, even said that Christianity has the best values for our country to follow.

      Actually, Franklin was my favorite.

      And, in fact, Thomas Jefferson said several things which might be relevant: "Christianity neither is, nor ever was, a part of the common law." That's in addition to the potentially misleading "the Christian philosophy - the most sublime and benevolent, but most perverted system that ever shone on man..."

      You'll note that the only mention of religion of any kind in the Constitution and in all 27 amendments is in the First Amendment, which establishes that "Wall of Separation," and in the main body of the Constitution, to explicitly prevent any religious test for public office. If they really wanted this to be a Christian nation, why is the word "Christian" -- let alone "Christ", "Creator", "Jesus", or "God" -- entirely missing from the founding document they wrote to define this nation?

      It does matter where he was born based upon the constitution.

      And my question is why this matters, in general.

      Since you don't know the actual rules,

      I know the rules. I'm questioning why it mattered in the first place -- why was "natural born citizen" ever part of the rules? What relevance can it possibly have to how well someone serves the office of the POTUS?

      If your claim is that it only matters because it's in the rules, fine, but that's kind of circular and would tend to suggest the rules should be amended.

      He's done interesting things for sure, however, not in the best benefit for this country.

      How is this relevant to anything we were discussing?

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    64. Re:Real myth busted by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      At least with the political party, what they say they will do doesn't match the other, even if the actions are indistinguishable. For the libertarian and anarchist, what they say they'll do match almost exactly. They just disagree about what the effect will be.

    65. Re:Real myth busted by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Second ad-hom. Guess you can't.

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    66. Re:Real myth busted by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Oh, what a moron you are, and that's not any ad hominem, it's just an observation, maybe you can work on that.

      This:

      Well, you're a Libertarian. No one is free-market-oriented enough for you.

      - THAT is loaded with fallacies, if you want to go that road.

      The rest - you are just a social retard and have trouble parsing sentences.

    67. Re:Real myth busted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Libertarian is nothing more than an anarchists who wants police protection from their slaves.

      This is a lie. You are a liar.

    68. Re:Real myth busted by RapmasterT · · Score: 1

      At least with the political party, what they say they will do doesn't match the other, even if the actions are indistinguishable. For the libertarian and anarchist, what they say they'll do match almost exactly. They just disagree about what the effect will be.

      I'll just say again, you're confusing "libertarian" with "anarchist" and the two aren't remotely similar in philosophy or intention, except so far as fringes of both might overlap, which can be said about any political party.

      The fact that you keep doing so tells me you have an agenda that simple wikipedia links won't fix.

    69. Re:Real myth busted by publiclurker · · Score: 1

      And I forgot, they throw childish temper tantrums when the grownups call them out. Now go to your room and clean it. Maybe I'll let you have desert if you do a good job and learn not to backtalk.

    70. Re:Real myth busted by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I'll just say again, you're confusing "libertarian" with "anarchist" and the two aren't remotely similar in philosophy or intention,

      I've said, their philosophies and intentions are not related. But the actions and effects are the same.

      The fact that you keep doing so tells me you have an agenda that simple wikipedia links won't fix.

      You haven't yet addressed what I've said, so the one with the agenda that can't be fixed is obvious.

    71. Re:Real myth busted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are not a grownup, you did not call anyone out, and pointing out the objective fact that you lied is not a "temper tantrum".

    72. Re:Real myth busted by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      that's not any ad hominem, it's just an observation

      It's at best wildly off-topic and unsubstantiated.

      However, you are most definitely attacking me instead of my arguments, which is the definition of ad-hom. The only mistake you haven't made (yet) is to tell me that I'm wrong because of these things you assume about my mental state, so it's not actually fallacious.

      But why should I take anything you say seriously if you not only can't back them up, but you react to any criticism with "chill out"? In what context do you expect that to actually work?

      THAT is loaded with fallacies, if you want to go that road.

      Or it's just an observation.

      I may be working from a faulty assumption, but my understanding of what it means to be a libertarian is that it's a nearly unattainable ideal of what constitutes a free market and a small government.

      The rest - you are just a social retard and have trouble parsing sentences.

      Then why are you the one modded troll? Why am I the one with people coming to my defense?

      Please, tell me where I've actually misunderstood what you're trying to do.

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    73. Re:Real myth busted by RapmasterT · · Score: 1

      You've made an unsupported statement of opinion "the actions and effects are the same", which quite frankly isn't true.

      If you really think it is, how about some kind of citation or example of what you're talking about. Anyone with a smidge of sense (or a browser with google access) knows Anarchism and Libertarianism aren't remotely similar...except so far as you obviously don't like either, so lumping them together seems like a moral victory for you.

    74. Re:Real myth busted by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Both want a smaller government, regardless of the social effects. There's nothing on the libertarian platform that isn't also on the anarchist platform.

      If you think I'm wrong, name one thing the libertarians want that anarchists don't. My assertion is that if the libertarians got everything they wanted, that it matches what anarchists would call a good start, and that the government would actually collapse at that point, giving us some well-polished anarchy.

      You apparently really like libertarianism and hate anarchism, but don't know what either wants. Otherwise you could prove me wrong rather than ranting that I haven't proven myself right.

    75. Re:Real myth busted by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      USA was fine being libertarian in the 19 century, the prices were falling, the production was increasing, the wealth was growing, the USD was strengthening. The only thing that makes it 'unattainable' today is the ability of US to still get into more debt to finance its lavish lifestyle without producing anything in return.

      As to being moded as 'troll', I don't pay attention to such inconsequential things, I am secure enough in my view of the world, if you need /. to 'come to your defense', that's your problem.

    76. Re:Real myth busted by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      the prices were falling, the production was increasing, the wealth was growing,

      And market failures were frequent.

      I don't pay attention to such inconsequential things, I am secure enough in my view of the world,

      You mean, you're secure in your own little world.

      If you want to be taken seriously, you might want to start caring at least a little bit about the opinions of others. It's true that someone calling you a troll doesn't make you a troll, but when an entire community is essentially telling you "don't be a dick", you might want to consider that just maybe, it's not them, it's you.

      If you don't want to be taken seriously, why post at all?

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    77. Re:Real myth busted by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      And market failures were frequent.

      - false. Not a single 'market failure'.

      Market failure would imply that the price forming function of market stopped working for some reason, no such thing happened.

      You are just as ignorant of basic terminology on the subject of economy, as you are ignorant on what economy actually is.

      Boom and bust cycles are not market failures, they are inevitable opposite ends of the spectrum - growth of some market segments, overheating and the resulting bust.

      However since the Fed was created the gov't has turned a normal boom/bust cycle, which is fundamentally sound and makes good economy (build segments up/cut excesses/restructure/build other segments out/...) into an ever inflating monetary bubble, which has first resulted in the recession of 1920, which was recovered from in 1 year because gov't cut its spending by 70% and let the markets restructure (released the credit to the private sector, stopped pumping money into a deflating market, which is fundamentally what is needed to rebuild savings and restart investments and create new jobs) and then the 1929 Great Depression - the result of Fed monetary and then the Keynesian policies of never letting the hot air out of the inflated bubble. And now the Fed and the gov't have destroyed so much of the US economy, that there is no production left in US due to the excessive regulations/taxes/gov't subsidies to monopolies/spending/inflation of the dollar and non-existing interest rates.

      You mean, you're secure in your own little world.

      - my world is very large, it includes companies in Europe, Asia and my old North American ones as well.

      0--

      As to the rest of your comment - grow a penis.

    78. Re:Real myth busted by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      From Wikipedia:

      Market failure is a concept within economic theory wherein the allocation of goods and services by a free market is not efficient. That is, there exists another conceivable outcome where market participants' overall gains from that outcome would outweigh their losses (even if some participants lose under the new arrangement).

      Not a word in there about "price-forming function" -- however, it does mention some obvious causes, such as monopoly.

      I apologize if I've misused terms. However, I do contend that in this sense, "market failure" is prevalent, unavoidable, but undesirable, and can be somewhat mitigated by regulation. This is true no matter what you want to call it.

      Boom and bust cycles are not market failures,

      Nor was I claiming for a second that they were.

      As to the rest of your comment - grow a penis.

      What an incredibly sexist thing to say. What makes you think I'm male to begin with?

      Grow up.

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    79. Re:Real myth busted by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Monopolies are created by gov't intervention, you'll find it nearly impossible to find a monopoly that didn't get its status due to gov't subsidies/other types of interventions and preferential treatment all based on corruption and which is not a natural monopoly - you own Mona Lisa original? Then you have a natural monopoly on it.

      All gov't intervention (including anti-trust) dealt with companies, which either weren't monopolies at the time (Standard Oil, which had plenty of competitors by the time it was broken up and which gained its power due to an unhealthy amount of gov't help) or they were extremely efficient at what they did (Alcoa Aluminum, was producing the stuff so cheaply, others couldn't compete on price, so they got the gov't involved and broke a more efficient system to form less efficient ones) or they were gov't created monsters in the first place (AT&T)

      As to market failures, are you calling what is observed today a success of any kind? Note that since the 1913 and the creation of the Fed, the first Fed mandate was price stability and it failed miserably at it. The fact is that in the 19 century the Free Market caused prices to go down and dollar to strengthen by a factor of 2, while in the 20th century after the Fed was created, the dollar fell by over a factor of 20.

      Gov't is worse in market resource allocation than trade.

      Price discovery is the main mechanism by which market economy works, the efficiencies of resource allocation are dealt with through market based price discovery, which is based on individual choices on what to do with their time, money, how to invest and what and when to spend on whatever.

      Price discovery is the main point of market, gov't on the other hand breaks this mechanism and introduces inefficiencies through policy, which is based on the threat of violence and not on any principles based on sound economy.

      What an incredibly sexist thing to say. What makes you think I'm male to begin with?

      - exactly. Grow a penis if you want to argue here.

    80. Re:Real myth busted by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      not a natural monopoly

      I'm going to guess you'll say utilities aren't natural monopolies?

      As to market failures, are you calling what is observed today a success of any kind?

      Nope. Poor regulation is worse than no regulation, certainly.

      - exactly. Grow a penis if you want to argue here.

      Well, looks like you're not worth arguing with. My fault for giving it this much time.

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  8. That sounds terrible... by Manip · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I like Obama and love Mythbusters (or used to). What a lame duck of a Myth. That Myth wasn't even very exciting the first time they did it, let alone the second, and now a third time?! If they're going to have Obama on it then why can't we see him getting his hands dirty? What better way to get people excited about science by showing a man a lot of people respect excited about it?

    1. Re:That sounds terrible... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Are you really sure you want to see Obama in a Hoplite getup?

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    2. Re:That sounds terrible... by SaroDarksbane · · Score: 1, Funny

      "by showing a man a lot of people respect"

      Adam or Jamie?

    3. Re:That sounds terrible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously the walrus. Duh

    4. Re:That sounds terrible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thank you, but we have enough politicians and lawyers fronting like they "know science" already.

    5. Re:That sounds terrible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...What better way to get people excited about science by showing a man a lot of people respect excited about it?

      this has nothing to do with science, it's Mythbusters.

    6. Re:That sounds terrible... by bradcb212 · · Score: 1

      I like Obama and love Mythbusters, though I agree the format of the show can be very frustrating. But what can you do, their job is to sell Tide detergent, etc. etc. Anyways, the reason they chose this myth, if I remember correctly, is Obama is pushing for increased science education. Thus, you take 500 children, hand them mirrors, and put it on a popular television show with the president and highlight science education. I think they're hoping that involving kids in the process will somehow make the message more palpable to any kids that may be watching the show. So, yeah, not the greatest myth ever featured, but it has that convenient "lots of kids holding mirrors" factor.

    7. Re:That sounds terrible... by MartinSchou · · Score: 2

      Is the Myth busted? Yes. Flat mirrors, hand aiming, going to be a very large focus area.

      But if you took something like this ...

      That video makes me wonder just how far away you can set the focal point and still have it be effective. Because that thing is fucking awesome.

    8. Re:That sounds terrible... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 5, Funny

      What better way to get people excited about science by showing a man a lot of people respect excited about it?

      OK, that's a good argument. So, why is Obama on the show?

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    9. Re:That sounds terrible... by fishexe · · Score: 4, Funny

      What a lame duck of a Myth. That Myth wasn't even very exciting the first time they did it...

      Yeah, if they wanted to do Archimedes, it would have been way more exciting to test whether discovering fluid displacement is exciting enough to make someone run around town naked.

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    10. Re:That sounds terrible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a moustache like that I thought that was obvious!

    11. Re:That sounds terrible... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Well, it'd be interesting if they thought creatively.

      Legend has it that the Archimedes myth happened. It was written, so it (or something like it) happened. So why not try to replicate it using the least-possible technology they can conceive (and modern engineering), arranged in as creative fashions as they can? It's been shown repeatedly that Greek engineering was not exactly limited in terms of creativity: we've found a number of very interesting, complex examples (some of which have not been fully determined in their utility).

      For starters, what about crystals? The Greeks had diamonds, and diamonds can make a very good lens concentrator. And why not make a mirror focal arrangement from the mirrors and feed it through the concentrator? What about other stones used as concentrators - maybe the sails were coated with something which reacted with a specific wavelength? And so on.

      Think creatively! You can still have a "Busted"/Unlikely conclusion while blowing shit up. :)

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    12. Re:That sounds terrible... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 0

      Got to be Jamie, Adam is there for the hijinks.

      I'm joking I'm joking! They are both smart and good at what they do, and their differing personalities play well off each other on-screen (I've heard otherwise off-screen).

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    13. Re:That sounds terrible... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      One of the parameters they established was that it had to be practical.

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    14. Re:That sounds terrible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      off-screen, they argue over who tops and who bottoms and eventually just 69 each other while thiking about Tori.

    15. Re:That sounds terrible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what better way to show the Myth is busted than by having a fraud like Obama appear on the show?

    16. Re:That sounds terrible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, that's a good argument. So, why is Obama on the show?

      To stand as a living proof of what mirrors can do to you if you want to shut down wikileaks? Hillary would have been a better choice, though.

    17. Re:That sounds terrible... by JudgeJackson · · Score: 1

      In which case, Bill Clinton clearly would have been the president for the job.

    18. Re:That sounds terrible... by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      At least Dubya was never on the show.

      "I reject your election results and substitute my own!"

    19. Re:That sounds terrible... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      That's a stupid requirement. Greek fire is known to have existed, and there are several very similar implementations recorded in other societies which are possibly the same/similar.

      None of those are 'practical' by modern standards: they're dangerous, awkward (being error prone as a result) and largely "impractical". But it got results.

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    20. Re:That sounds terrible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... you're really suggesting that you want to see Obama running naked through the streets?

  9. Hope and Change? by MarkGriz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Busted!

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    1. Re:Hope and Change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Busted, or up in flames? If latter, myth confirmed.

    2. Re:Hope and Change? by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      I dunno, did he promise more hope? Or was it more like "hope the change is good".

      He certainly delivered on change, and you could say he delivered on hope too, since it now takes a hell of a lot more hope than it used to to believe we'll ever get out of this mess.

      It all depends on how you look at it.

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    3. Re:Hope and Change? by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      Just like his lip in a B-ball game.

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    4. Re:Hope and Change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Busted!

      Its kinda hard to change anything when ~41% of congress is willing to sacrifice the people because they can't get their way.

  10. MYTHS by Blue+Stone · · Score: 0, Troll

    So what's the myth that he's helping bust?

    That America is the land of the free?

    That the US government believes in free speech and a free press?

    That the US Government never ignores or actively goes against the US constitution and follows the 'rule of law'?

    That when politicians talk about democracy, behind closed doors, they don't roll around on the floor in hysterics?

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    1. Re:MYTHS by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 0

      Now that's some Grade A trolling.

    2. Re:MYTHS by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 0

      Mod parent UP, very "insightful".

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    3. Re:MYTHS by Splab · · Score: 0

      Best troll ever.

      Also +5 insightful

    4. Re:MYTHS by gstrickler · · Score: 0

      You forgot this one:

      That he'll actually uphold the US Constitution as he swore in his oath of office? Of course, we've already confirmed that's a myth.

      If I had mod points today....+1 Insightful (definitely NOT funny).

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    5. Re:MYTHS by MichaelKristopeit188 · · Score: 0
      mod parent DOWN, very "unsubstantial".

      you're an idiot.

    6. Re:MYTHS by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1

      Unsubstantial?

      I think the US govt's reaction to Wikileaks has made it very clear just how mythical is the image it would like the world (and its own citizens) to believe of it's adherence to liberty, freedom of speech and the rule of law.

      You sir, may or may not be an idiot, however, I feel certain you are at least no genius.

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    7. Re:MYTHS by MichaelKristopeit215 · · Score: 0
      i'm sure you're right... i'm sure that is why the moderation system being gamed and manipulated and cheered on by mindless idiots providing no such insight of their own decided the comment had 0 value were wrong.

      you're an idiot.

      ur mum's face are at least no genius.

      did your mother name you "Blue Stone"?

      why do you cower behind a chosen pseudonym? you're completely pathetic.

  11. Myth: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The united states has any respect for human rights.

    BUSTED

  12. some diversion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hey you look at this, look here, la la lalala ... there's nothing to see over there, look here I'm gonna make a funny face!

  13. Mythical by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Do they bust the myth Obama is the Messiah?

    Hey! I'm kidding! Calm down. Put down those DDoS scripts!

    Seriously, though, do they bust or confirm he's Kenyan? :-D

    Hey! Still kidding!

  14. Fox News Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    President Obama Tests Death-Ray on School Children

  15. Totally off-topic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This article is about how wonderful it will be to see the glorious president appear on a television show.

    It is completely off-topic for you to comment on the silliness of worshiping the president by, say, dedicating an entire article to the fact that the glorious president is appearing on a television show.

  16. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by natehoy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find it odd that The Discovery Channel would get access to the President and use their huge publicity opportunity to... rehash a myth they've already debunked twice. What?

    The only possible reason to use this particular myth is so you can get 500 kids involved, each holding a mirror, and maybe involving the kids directly in the science, plus a little time with a few celebrities, will help associate science with coolness. I mean, it's an easy and pretty safe myth from the kids' perspectives. Hold a mirror, aim reflection at ship a safe distance away, hope for it to start smoking and burst into flames.

    I dunno, though, it just seems like they could have done something new (at least new to the show) that would be just as engaging. Like debunking the professor's use of coconuts to power a radio on Gilligan's Island or something.

    Adam: "So, as you can see, stirring the solution in 5 coconuts didn't work. Busted."
    Jamie: "Agreed. Busted. So what are we testing next?"
    Barak: [walks on stage]"Wait a minute. We can't stop here, can we? Don't we need to scale it up?"
    Jamie: "Sure, normally, but how do we scale this one up?"
    Adam: "It'll take the output of 500 coconuts! Where are we going to find enough people to build and operate hundreds of coconut batteries? It's impossible!"
    Barak: "Fortunately, I brought a few friends along to help out. C'mon out, kids!"
    [cue 500 schoolkids]
    Barak, Jamie, and Adam: "SCIENCE!"

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  17. If it could work at all... by Livius · · Score: 0

    I've always thought that the only way the "Archimedes death ray" would be even remotely plausible would be to shine enough light in the eyes of the crew that someone knocks over an open flame. Or maybe disorient them enough that the flaming oil catapult could get a good shot in.

    But the fact that the story only appeared over a thousand years after the lifetime of Archimedes or any possible eyewitness pretty much tells us everything we need to know.

    1. Re:If it could work at all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The *idea* is sound. The question is could you get the focal point right using say 500 people. What they have shown over and over though is getting a large group to focus their point of light is hard.

      http://sci-toys.com/scitoys/scitoys/light/solar_hotdog_cooker.html

      http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=solar+power+mirrors&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=Cu__TPjCIZL2swOr8ZmwCw&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=2&ved=0CDgQsAQwAQ&biw=1271&bih=746

      If you made say a 30-40 ft mirror and bent it into a parabola then put anything in that point it would probably instantly catch fire/melt. With bunch of disconnected mirrors separately moving mirrors (which they even showed once). Not so much as they can not get the focal point right or hot enough.

    2. Re:If it could work at all... by fishexe · · Score: 1

      But the fact that the story only appeared over a thousand years after the lifetime of Archimedes or any possible eyewitness pretty much tells us everything we need to know.

      Try barely 700 (Archimedes died 212 BC, first writer to attribute the mirror-based death-ray to him lived 474-558 AD). Your point is sound, though. That's still an awful long time for a literate people to remember something without writing it down.

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    3. Re:If it could work at all... by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 2

      I think everyone is missing the obvious: the mirror tactic might conceivably have some value, even if it is useless as a "heat ray".

      Fire and ships and war were not new. The Greeks knew plenty about how deadly burning mixtures of liquids could be against a ship, and how to effectively employ such weapons against a ship one or two hundred feet away is really no mystery.

      If the story has any truth to it, the real advantage would be to harass the eyes of the archers on the ship, thereby allowing the archers of Syracuse to calmly and accurately rain death upon the nearest ships. What that would really boil down to is that the Roman soldiers would have a hell of a time fighting the fires, while crawling on their bellies ducking arrows, their own archers already all dead.

      A minor heat ray effect might plausibly help stoke the otherwise existing fires on board, even if insufficient to cause spontaneous ignition. Black sails would be a plus here.

    4. Re:If it could work at all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err, maybe they did and no one hung on to a copy?

    5. Re:If it could work at all... by cptdondo · · Score: 1

      The boats back then were likely waterproofed using a highly flammable tar mixture. It's not at all farfetched that something like this would work - assuming you could get enough mirrors.

      Think of it as a terror weapon - you are in the attacking fleet, all of the sudden a huge area of the defending army shines a bright light and one ship bursts into flames.

      Maybe the sailors knew about flaming arrows but this would have seemed like the gods were on the side of the defenders.

      Heck, maybe they did the mirrors and the flaming arrows; it would still be effective as a weapon because it would sow fear and uncertainty.

    6. Re:If it could work at all... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I like that one. What's the effect of a single flaming arrow on a ship? Not much. What's the effect of heating a ship to 250 C or so? Not much. So, what happens if you heat the ship (coated in flammable tar) and then apply a single flaming arrow to the hottest point?

      Though part of the magic of the story was that it worked at ranges greater than arrows. But again, that's assuming the arrows were mass-shot, and if the heat primed it so that only one hit was needed for a large fire to start instantly, someone could sneak in while they are distracted and hit them with the one flaming arrow or spray them with something more flammable.

  18. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by Applekid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So that's what kids' science education is boiling down to? Standing still and holding a mirror?

    Would have been much more awesome, and effective in encouraging science interest, in my opinion, if the kids had a hand in making something go boom.

    Unless they have a major reversal of the busting of the myth, a kid would interpret this as "This is stupid. Science doesn't work. Let's go play Xbox."

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  19. Wheres Kari? by vlm · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who cares, wheres Kari?

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    1. Re:Wheres Kari? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Love MILFs? Last I saw, she was pregnant in the 3rd trimester. Given production to air delay, she could already be home nursing.

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    2. Re:Wheres Kari? by acecamaro666 · · Score: 1

      Mmmmm.....Kari.....(drools)

    3. Re:Wheres Kari? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Love MILFs?

      YES. Next question?

    4. Re:Wheres Kari? by Stele · · Score: 1

      Lose your eyes in a freak combine accident? She's actually bounced back quite nicely. I wonder how much diet/exercise is expressly worded in her contract. Very nice MILF, though I find her canned line regurgitation to be a tad flat. I miss the days when they spent more time on the actual construction/theory than the banter.

    5. Re:Wheres Kari? by The+Dancing+Panda · · Score: 2

      Probably getting boned by her baby's daddy.

    6. Re:Wheres Kari? by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 1

      She went out on maternity leave, had her baby (end of June 2009), and returned (in an episode that aired in March 2010) already.

    7. Re:Wheres Kari? by vlm · · Score: 1

      Given production to air delay, she could already be home nursing.

      Anyone heard of any nursing myths? Maybe we can make some up? No idea how we'll work the mandatory Mythbusters "and now, we blow stuff up" into that episode.

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    8. Re:Wheres Kari? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      She provided the infantile fecal matter for the episode where they were trying to fool the contraband sniffing dogs.

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    9. Re:Wheres Kari? by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      I can, but it's more like a Japanese cartoon than a Mythbusters episode.

    10. Re:Wheres Kari? by Stregano · · Score: 1

      You rang?

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    11. Re:Wheres Kari? by vlm · · Score: 1

      Bzzzzzzzzt, nice try, its well known Kari prefers low slashdot user IDs, mister seven digits.

      Hmm... that would be a great mythbusters episode.

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    12. Re:Wheres Kari? by Spectre · · Score: 1

      Bzzzzzzzzt, nice try, its well known Kari prefers low slashdot user IDs, mister seven digits.

      Hmm... that would be a great mythbusters episode.

      I approve of this plan!

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    13. Re:Wheres Kari? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kari is HOT. Don't care if she's preggers/had kid. Still HOT. I'd hit it. Can we all agree?

    14. Re:Wheres Kari? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      I'd echo SleazyRidr, but I have a more practical solution - they normally test 2 myths per episode, so save the nursing myths for an episode where the opposite myth is suitably explodey.

      Maybe it's been long enough from 9/11 to go after the conspiracy theorists and test various 9/11 'theories'.

      On second thought, still too soon.

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    15. Re:Wheres Kari? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just busted my own private myth. Thanks, dude.

    16. Re:Wheres Kari? by initialE · · Score: 1

      She can go through the porn scanner any time. Then we can bust the myth about x-rays causing birth defects.

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    17. Re:Wheres Kari? by FragHARD · · Score: 1

      For a while now Kari is just about the only reason to watch mythbusters ;-) as she adds some life and excitement to the show.... not that the rest of the guys aren't humorous but come on... so now they pop BHO in there for a few seconds worth of teleprompter time, well that just seemed like the lamest episode of the show in history.... to me anyway. The only way they can recover the shows appeal is find a few more Kari's and put em' on... the NEW Mythbusters 2.0 Yeh!!!

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    18. Re:Wheres Kari? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Come on, you don't think Grant is crazy sexy?

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    19. Re:Wheres Kari? by tibman · · Score: 1

      I love how he can build a giant death robot but then he's scared of heights or spiders in the next scene. He'd make a great villain.

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    20. Re:Wheres Kari? by Stregano · · Score: 1

      Oh, she will be mine whether she likes it or not. Oh yes, she will (as soon as she drops that restraining order on me), but one of these days, it will happen

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  20. Teleprompter? by Suki+I · · Score: 1

    Maybe he uses his teleprompter. Israel does not even use lasers on its sharks

  21. get off my iLawn! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    Archimedes Deathray?!

    goldurn'd boob-tube never gets it right when dealing with the inter-tubes.

    It's Archimedes Plutonium , you dolts!

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    1. Re:get off my iLawn! by bmo · · Score: 1

      Now you've fucking done it. Don't you know that he's got a cluster of Crays grepping every newsgroup for mention of his name?

      Now he's going to troll this froup from here to next week.

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    2. Re:get off my iLawn! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Oh man, is this all?

      I thought they would do some REAL MythBusting.

      Maybe challenging the claim that the current administration is going to help save money with Obamacare? (Busted?)

      Maybe challenging Obama's claim of a more transparent administration...maybe they really DO have legislation online for us to look at before they vote on it like he promised. (Busted?)

      Maybe looking into the myth that Bush and others spent more than he has, yet somehow the national debt is already about doubled what it was for the Bush crew this early in Obama's presidency?

      Maybe look at the myth that Obama and Co. were going to stop the wars?

      Maybe disprove the myth that Obama isn't US born, and find the missing birth certificate? (Ok tongue in cheek on this one, just too funny for me to leave out).

      Maybe investigate the myth that Obama really *is* different than his predecessor(s) and not just a product of the media, and is just as beholden to the corporate entities that fund them as any of the other politicians?

      Maybe to investigate the mythic "change"....?

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    3. Re:get off my iLawn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Maybe challenging the claim that the current administration is going to help save money with Obamacare? (Busted?)

      I've never gotten why we call it ObamaCare. It was basically written by conservative Democrats and moderate Republicans (how long was it Max Baucus held up the bill in his committee until Republicans in the committee agreed to it?) But the CBO analysis was that it would help save money. And the only way to bring down the debt in the long term is to bring in more health care funding and reduce spending as much as possible. So we can at least say it was a decent attempt. Hopefully we can improve on it in the coming years.

      Maybe challenging Obama's claim of a more transparent administration...maybe they really DO have legislation online for us to look at before they vote on it like he promised. (Busted?)

      Is the Obama administration more transparent than previous ones? Yes. Is it ultra-see-through transparent? No.

      Most legislation is online before they vote on it. And has been for a while. Not that Presidents have any power over that.

      >Maybe looking into the myth that Bush and others spent more than he has, yet somehow the national debt is already about doubled what it was for the Bush crew this early in Obama's presidency?

      Have you ever thought about falling tax receipts because of the recession? Spending could remain constant while receipts fall, sending deficits skyrocketing. This is partly the case - tax receipts have fallen, the government had to pay out more unemployment benefits (never mind the extensions), etc. But yeah. The Bush tax cuts are still in effect. The giant, gaping unfunded hole Bush left in Medicare is still intact. The wars Bush started are still going on. So yes, much of the deficit is still directly attributable to Bush and the Republicans. Now with Obama, we have the stimulus package, which consisted almost entirely of tax cuts and aid to the states, which were spending less money. So really, it was an increase in unfunded government expenditures while total state+federal spending remained flat. And then there's ObamaCare, which is funded. So, yeah, sounds like most of the deficit/debt problems are not Obama's fault.

      Maybe look at the myth that Obama and Co. were going to stop the wars?

      Anyone who thought Obama was going to pull out all troops on day one was a tool ignorant of international politics.

      Maybe investigate the myth that Obama really *is* different than his predecessor(s) and not just a product of the media, and is just as beholden to the corporate entities that fund them as any of the other politicians?

      Corporations have undue influence on government, but they're hardly the masters of poor government puppets. I know it's a popular canard, but it's just not true.

      Is Obama different? Nope, he's a thorough moderate. 30 years ago he would have been called a conservative.

    4. Re:get off my iLawn! by _xeno_ · · Score: 3, Informative

      Maybe challenging the claim that the current administration is going to help save money with Obamacare? (Busted?)

      It's already busted: look at the latest health stats out in Massachusetts. Our health care costs are through the roof, fewer people are able to see doctors than before, and more people than ever before are getting health care through the emergency room.

      On the other hand, adult obesity rates are apparently down, so that's something, although I suppose if you can't afford to eat due to insane health care costs... (Childhood obesity, on the other hand, is up.)

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    5. Re:get off my iLawn! by TheSpoom · · Score: 2

      My God! The first modded up comment is about politics and not about the show at all, even though the show and Obama's appearance are completely apolitical! I am shocked! SHOCKED!

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    6. Re:get off my iLawn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yes, lets raise taxes during a recession. Brilliant. Its not like they should cut back spending. No, can't have that. Also: if you did a little research, you'd find that the tax collected is usually around 19% of GDP, regardless of the tax rate. So why not cut taxes some more, giving businesses incentive to expand or create new businesses, and let the economy grow from there?

    7. Re:get off my iLawn! by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      even though the show and Obama's appearance are completely apolitical!

      Completely! Obama has no political motive! Sasha and Malia just wanted to see their daddy on Mythbusters.

    8. Re:get off my iLawn! by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Consider that when Obama wanted to do a televised speech to schoolkids nationwide, the conservatards all PANICKED because the scary cryptoliberal black man was going to brainwash their kids.

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    9. Re:get off my iLawn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't try to argue with an idiot- you just get his idiocy all over you and look the same in the end.

      And yes, he is an idiot that bought into this it's all Bush's fault thing anyways. Obama got elected because he ran against Bush and was black, not because he had any insightful ideas. The people who voted for his ideas were going to vote for him anyways. The person you are replying to is the ignorant type that believes whatever the people around him the most tell him. In other words, he's a useful idiot and you are about to get messy dealing with him.

    10. Re:get off my iLawn! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Politicians should not be giving speeches in places where people are obligated by law to attend. That's not how freedom works. It's really that simple.

      Now do not confuse speeches with government functions like giving information on a state of emergency. Obama's speech was not in any way going to be part of an official government function.

    11. Re:get off my iLawn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your sig reminded me that President Obama was recently admonished in a letter signed by a large group of Congresspersons (probably all (R) but what (D) would do such a thing?) for having proclaimed while in Indonesia that the motto of the United States in "E Pluribus Unum" when, in fact, the motto of the US is, and has been since 1956, "In God We Trust".
      Why didn't he just say the motto of the US is "This note is legal tender for all debts, public and private."?

    12. Re:get off my iLawn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.greatseal.com/mottoes/unum.html

      The motto E pluribus unum "alludes to this union" between the states and federal government, as symbolized by the shield on the eagle's breast. The thirteen stripes "represent the several states all joined in one solid compact entire, supporting a Chief, which unites the whole & represents Congress."

      Quick! Someone find some kind of Islamic Extremist plot in all of this!

      50% of the population can't name the speaker of the house at any given time

    13. Re:get off my iLawn! by Bobakitoo · · Score: 2

      "E pluribus unum" or "Out of many, one" is amazingly good compared to the actual one. In your place i would protest so it return to that 1782 dictum. "In God We Trust" sound a lot like something the Islamic Republic of Iran would choose.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E_pluribus_unum

    14. Re:get off my iLawn! by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, lets raise taxes during a recession. Brilliant. Its not like they should cut back spending. No, can't have that.

      What spending? Where do you suggest they cut? Off the top of my head, three of the sections of the budget larger than any others are Social Security, Medicare, and Defense, three areas that are just as sacrosanct to the Republicans and neo-cons as they are to the Democrats. People make vague cries about "cutting waste," (far easier to say than to do) or limiting entitlements (the costs of which are insignificant) while ignoring the items that really eat up the budget.

    15. Re:get off my iLawn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Obama got elected because he ran against Bush and was black, not because he had any insightful ideas.

      Obama ran against Bush?

      Maybe you and the other US voters should start paying a bit more attention, and actually do your jobs as voters properly.

      Incompetent voters are to blame for the current ills. Stop blaming politicians when you keep voting them in, and you can't even keep track of them.

    16. Re:get off my iLawn! by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      "In God We Trust" sound a lot like something the Islamic Republic of Iran would choose.

      Nah, it's perfectly suitable for the USA. Compared to the folks they tend to elect God definitely ranks pretty damn high on the trustworthiness scale. At least he doesn't ask to get paid for fucking people over.

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    17. Re:get off my iLawn! by Wynter+Stark · · Score: 1

      Maybe the Mythbusters could convert the death ray into a brainwash ray, that could save a lot of time. Barring that, I guess they could just use HAARP. Now where'd I put that tin foil hat?

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    18. Re:get off my iLawn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #1 way to save money - STOP SPENDING IT

      We should cut every government program by enough to have a $1,000,000,000,000 surplus annually and freeze spending levels for the next fourteen years in order to get rid of the debt. As the debt gets better, more funding becomes available since it's not spent on interest. By the end of 14 years, we could have tax cuts.

    19. Re:get off my iLawn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 Facts

    20. Re:get off my iLawn! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Have you ever thought about falling tax receipts because of the recession? Spending could remain constant while receipts fall, sending deficits skyrocketing. "

      Well, when most households start to bring in less money, what do they do? The STOP spending as much.

      They need to quit spending so fucking much money. Start by immediately STOP sending foreign aid. Take care of home first. Cut the bureaucracy....the federal govt should not be one of the best paying largest employers in the nation. Raise the age of SS. Means test medicare, etc....

      There is a TON of money the govt. wastes. Quit buying car companies. Quite printing money to buy back debt. Quit bailing out banks. Quit offering to have the govt. do things it was NOT mandated to do by the constitution...where in there does it say to pay for healthcare? Where does it say to pay welfare and food stamps to people? I'm sorry..I'm not reading that anywhere in the limited number of enumerated powers and responsibilities in the US Constitution.

      At the very least...get rid of the czars...and the programs they over see. Get rid of the DEA...that 'war' alone costs billions.

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    21. Re:get off my iLawn! by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      #1 way to save money - STOP SPENDING IT

      It's always nice to see Economics PhDs posting on slashdot.

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    22. Re:get off my iLawn! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      It's called Obamacare as an implied ad hom attack. It is not a logical term. But then what to do expect from people whose sole purpose it to make emotional over reactions.

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    23. Re:get off my iLawn! by bored · · Score: 1

      They need to quit spending so fucking much money. Start by immediately STOP sending foreign aid. Take care of home first. Cut the bureaucracy....the federal govt should not be one of the best paying largest employers in the nation. Raise the age of SS. Means test medicare, etc....

      You sound like some kind of talking points memo.. Take a look at the government spending. Oh and don't include SS, cause its technically not part of the main budget and pays for itself (repeat after me, SS is a Ponzi scheme and pays for itself). See whats left? Oh yah baby those new $140B carriers are sexy as is the $388B for the not yet 100% functional F35s we are buying, or the ~1T we spent in Iraq. I will give you a clue, its our "defense"/military industrial complex, whatever you wish to call it. The best part is that if you look at a site like warresisters you might get convinced that almost our entire federal budget problems have one solution. Strangely, just about no one in politics brings this up, ever wonder why?

      Basically, just like your personal budget, if your spending all your income on a house, you should seriously consider downgrading it so you can afford food. Cutting how much water you drink, after you already stopped taking showers, and flushing the toilet isn't going to solve anything. The federal budget has a lot of very useful programs everyone fights about, that in the end don't mean a damn thing cause they are so tiny.

    24. Re:get off my iLawn! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "But then what to do expect from people whose sole purpose it to make emotional over reactions."

      Well, I *DO* have a reaction to the fscking up MY healthcare.

      I'm perfectly happy with it and how it worked. Now..well, starting out, my benefits will now be taxed as income, and that will increase my tax bill. After awhile, the company will look at the increased costs, and either cut benefits, or drop it entirely, and submit us to some fucking govt. run health plan, which will never be as good as what I had before.

      And really, well...going to the DMV here (I know, state thing) for a new license or anything really, is an ALL DAY affair. I shudder to think how my govt run healthcare will be any better. Sitting in line for days just to get a flu shot...or bleed to death before I can get stitches.

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  22. I want this myth by ndogg · · Score: 0

    Now, if only he could bust the myth that he's too weak to stand for his own principles, that would be great.

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    1. Re:I want this myth by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      He did show what may be a vestigial spine the other day by giving a big F-U to his base - saying something along the lines of "a little relief for everybody is better than no relief at all for the lower and middle classes". The dems are frantically trying to circumvent this the same way they did health care - by skipping the rectifying of the two bills and passing the senate bill as-is while they still have the majority.

      Perhaps he can actually begin to grow a whole spine from this experience. Who knows? I was pretty disappointed with his performance on health care (I was behind him after his big speech, but in the following months it just got worse and worse), maybe he'll do a little better now that it's clear his base alone won't get him re-elected in 2012.

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    2. Re:I want this myth by Noughmad · · Score: 1

      How do you know what his principals are?

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  23. Transportation Security by ari_j · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I still want to see a MythBusters special on transportation security myths, especially after Adam's recent knife incident. Can someone with an account on their forums post the suggestion (preferably more than one such someone)?

    1. Re:Transportation Security by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Reality: The TSA would push back so much that the episode wouldn't air.

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  24. Here's a myth he can bust.. by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 1

    Supply side economics.

    1. Re:Here's a myth he can bust.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, that would be pretty hard to bust, since the proof supporting it is all around you.

    2. Re:Here's a myth he can bust.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, all that supply sitting around and no demand. I guess we need even more supply. Then people will, oh wait. They're all still too broke to buy shit. Obviously we solve this economic problem with...MORE SUPPLY!!!!!!111!!!!!!One!!!!!!!!!!REAGANOMICS!!!!

    3. Re:Here's a myth he can bust.. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Well, at least we had a pretty big blow-up lately ...

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  25. So disappointing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was hoping that the episode would revolve around busting myths about bread and circuses.

  26. Paging Arthur Fonzarelli by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time to test the myth of whether Mythbusters has jumped the shark.

  27. I have a bone to pick with Mythbusters by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    When they tested the "myth" about surfboards going thru a windshield, they forgot it was originally a myth about Longboards and Waterskis in the 60s.

    They used modern cars with curved and hardened glass windshields, not vertical 50s windshields that beach bums had, and didn't use either a 60s heavy longboard (which was a lot heavier and not as curved) or a 50s waterski (which used to have metal trim and were made out of heavier woods).

    What reminded me of this was during the 80s I used to downhill ski on some old wood skis with metal trim, with leather boots, and they weren't as light or shaped like modern skis and could easily go thru windshields.

    When testing any myth, you need to test the original myth, not the current version. Old cars didn't used to have seatbelts that people would use and were made out of heavier steel, for example.

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    1. Re:I have a bone to pick with Mythbusters by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      They were specifically testing the MOVIE myth version of that one (from Lethal Weapon 2) and were attempting only to recreate it exactly as it was shown in that specific movie.

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    2. Re:I have a bone to pick with Mythbusters by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      They were specifically testing the MOVIE myth version of that one (from Lethal Weapon 2) and were attempting only to recreate it exactly as it was shown in that specific movie.

      Movies rarely have a strong connection with reality.

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    3. Re:I have a bone to pick with Mythbusters by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      The movie myth is the popular myth. It doesn't matter if it is based on an older, more plausible myth (they often point such myths out, actually), they are testing a myth submitted by fans. If fans submit a movie myth, they test the movie myth.

      For what it's worth, they almost always try to figure out a way in which it could work, myth or no.

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    4. Re:I have a bone to pick with Mythbusters by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Basically, mythbusters can only confirm a myth. Busting a myth requires far more rigor than they have time for. You can confirm a statement of there exists such and such with an example. You can't disprove a statement of "there exists such and such" by showing a counter example or two... or even 100.

      Most of the verdicts of busted can be challenged by proposing additional / alternate parameters. But its entertainment, at the end of the day its still about blowing things up more than science.

    5. Re:I have a bone to pick with Mythbusters by CyberDragon777 · · Score: 1

      To be fair, neither do most myths.

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  28. Re:Which myth? by cobrausn · · Score: 1

    They were waiting for left-wing nutjob flamebait.

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  29. "Mr. President... by interval1066 · · Score: 1

    ...will you please don the velcro suite we have thoughtfully provided for this next experiment..."

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  30. You know who also appeared on MythBusters? by SteveHeadroom · · Score: 1

    Hitler!

    1. Re:You know who also appeared on MythBusters? by formfeed · · Score: 1
      Wow!
      +5 for most creative comparison to Hitler !

      Bush - Hitler?
      Very easy, beginners level.
      Any authoritarian, conservative government that goes for law&order already matches on at least 5 accounts,
      Add the comparison of Reichstagsbrand and 9/11 and by-stepping the constitution after that for an extra point.

      Obama- Hitler?
      Harder, longer argument.
      Usually, you would want to argue with mass psychology and rhetoric.
      Add Walter Benjamin for an extra point on theory.
      Maybe mention, that they both had their citizenship status questioned.(Which is an attack incompatible with the intellectual Benjamin route)

      But, Obama-Hitler: because both were on Myth-busters?
      I bow to the master of Hitler-comparisons!

    2. Re:You know who also appeared on MythBusters? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Hey, that one about no 1940's rocket having the range to reach London from Germany was a fantastic episode!

    3. Re:You know who also appeared on MythBusters? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Von Braun--he aimed for the stars, but hit London.

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  31. Wow hardly anyone is addressing the myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a troll fest against the President. Anyone want Bush back? As to the actual story I have my doubts about proving it for a number of reasons. Part of the problem is gettting a bunch of school kids to line up mirrors on a single fixed point. To ignite a ship they might actually have to hold it for several minutes. The other issue is the quality of the reflective surfaces at the time. There's no doubt enough modern mirrors aimed properly would work so the theory was sound it's the limitations of the soldiers and the materials. Tesla and Da Vinci came up with devices that worked in theory but the materials of the time weren't up to the task.

    1. Re:Wow hardly anyone is addressing the myth by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      That was one of the problems the MIT students had. When they tried it with actual polished copper, in real world conditions, their "proof" of this myth feel apart.

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    2. Re:Wow hardly anyone is addressing the myth by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      You realize it's perfectly rational to think Obama sucks monkey testicles without having to believe Bush was the second coming.

      In fact the two are very similar, generally speaking. Bush was on one side of the fence, Obama is on the other. They are both standing at the fence and bullshitting, though.

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  32. Myth: Obama is an American by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BUSTED! Obama is actually a Kenyan-born Muslim, and therefore a terrorist.

  33. How does an airplane see a signal mirror? by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Of all the myths they've 'busted', this is the one I most wanted to see revisited.

    Survival kits have signal mirrors with a sighting mechanism and no moving parts that allows the user to shine the sun's reflection directly onto the target (even a distant moving airplane). A mechanism Archimedes could have fashioned onto a shield for instance.

    The Mythbusters claim the myth was 'busted' not because enough heat couldn't be generated, but because an individual soldier would be unable to distinguish his particular 'reflected spot', and therefore be unable to focus it onto the target. A simple sighting mechanism like those found on signal mirrors solves this problem, allowing an entire group to focus on one point simultaneously.

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    1. Re:How does an airplane see a signal mirror? by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Mythbusters claim the myth was 'busted' not because enough heat couldn't be generated, but because an individual soldier would be unable to distinguish his particular 'reflected spot', and therefore be unable to focus it onto the target.

      You obviously missed the second busting of this myth, where MIT built the rig. They had a mechanism for sighting the mirrors, and were able to get a very tight spot on the boat.

      They were able ignite the boat with the modern mirrors, but could not do it with polished copper.

      You want to know the most effective way of lighting a boat on fire? Shooting an arrow of flaming pitch at it. That one worked the best, and had the advantage of being much simpler and faster than the deathray with modern mirrors. The deathray with copper mirrors simply didn't work.

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    2. Re:How does an airplane see a signal mirror? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      I would think the most effective way to light a boat on fire would be to make it out of magnesium.

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    3. Re:How does an airplane see a signal mirror? by flashingcurser · · Score: 1

      Worked pretty well at night too.

  34. they can do that or go for the big boom or firebal by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    they can do that or go for the big boom or fireball and any ways this is mythbusters and not E-com 101

  35. Re:Busted? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    That would require science, not politics. Good luck with that!

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  36. Test if a wooden gun can get past like in the line by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Test if a wooden gun can get past like in the line and if one can work like in the line of fire.

  37. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by LordKronos · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Perhaps the "science" that is being taught is that, despite the fact that your research has reached the same conclusion on 2 separate occasions, you need to keep yourself open to the possibility that you might just have been wrong twice. When other people provide evidence you are wrong (I don't recall where it was, but I saw a tv show or webpage in the last few months that demonstrated the death ray does work), you need to examine that evidence, revisit your study, and see if you reach a new conclusion. That's a quality that a lot of people lack these days (they will insist they are correct even when showing them clear and concise evidence they are wrong).

  38. One episode I won't be watching by fotbr · · Score: 2

    1) I don't care for career politicians, regardless of the label they wear. Having any political idiot come out and do a talking-head segment adds absolutely nothing to the program.

    2) Testing this myth yet again is just f'ing stupid.

    I wonder how many people will avoid watching it just because of obama's appearance, and how many will skip this one because of the repeated subject.

    1. Re:One episode I won't be watching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both.

      I wonder how many people will avoid watching it just because of obama's appearance, and how many will skip this one because of the repeated subject.

    2. Re:One episode I won't be watching by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, MythBusters screwed it up. And, what's so bad about a President promoting education? People in this country are anti-intellectual, anti-science enough. Did you see the recent story about our precipitously dropping science and math scores? No need to start catering to the stupid and disinterested.

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    3. Re:One episode I won't be watching by fotbr · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, MythBusters screwed it up.
      They're on round 3 or 4 of that myth. At this point they're kicking a dead horse.

      And, what's so bad about a President promoting education?
      I'd rather they focus more on actually accomplishing things than grandstanding, campaigning, and making meaningless TV appearances.

      People in this country are anti-intellectual, anti-science enough.
      That's nothing new, and obama's appearance on a cable-only show isn't going to change that.

      Did you see the recent story about our precipitously dropping science and math scores?
      Flip answer: Which one?
      Serious answer: Honestly, no. There's been so many stories and studies over the last 10 years that show the same thing that "more of the same" is no longer newsworthy in my book.

      No need to start catering to the stupid and disinterested.
      We are way, way, way past starting.

      Take MSNBC and FOX News, etc, away. Dump MTV, VH1, BET, E!, and all their sister networks. Drop all forms of "reality" programming, and contest shows. Immediately ban every station that has ever shown "professional" wrestling, as the entire audience is retarded. Then take all the real sports off the air, since kids look up to athletes who often have no ability to do anything other than play with balls. Sitcoms, obviously, must go as well, along with most cartoons, as they've always catered to the stupid and disinterested. Ultimately, you'd pretty much have to get rid of everything except perhaps CSPAN, NASA-TV, and shows like Nova (but you'd have to can most of the rest of PBS's programming / fund-raising telethons). You might be able to keep Discovery, History, and maybe even TLC if you return them to the type of shows they carried 10 years ago. Hopefully we could salvage some decent local, national, and international reporting, but we'd probably have to fire two or three entire generations of reporters and producers to get anything other than PR pieces.

      Broadcast and satellite radio, well, that can almost entirely go away as well.

      None of which matters one damn bit if you don't fix the schools first. Cut all funding for school athletics outside of physical education classes. No competitive sports taking funding from academics. Start failing students again, and leaving their asses behind instead of dragging the rest of the class down with them. Teach the little idiots that sometimes doing your best still isn't good enough, and that problems have absolute right and wrong answers. Kick disruptive students out of class, but hold them responsible for the work -- fail them and make them repeat the class if they deserve it.

      Sooner or later they'll figure out that it takes work to succeed in life, and that learning is the way forward.

      No, it wouldn't be a fun environment. Too damn bad.

    4. Re:One episode I won't be watching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll be avoiding it for sure. Mythbusters has been a big disappointment. They show signs of the scientific method occasionally, but due to the need to keep the show the right length and keep people entertained, they end up with scientifically dubious results at times. Obama's been an even bigger disappointment. We've had some really lame presidents in my lifetime, but he's the first one I can think of that really truly just doesn't "get" what being the POTUS is all about. We need to yank him out of office now and replace him with someone that has a clue (definitely not Biden, he's even worse).

    5. Re:One episode I won't be watching by cowscows · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing that them revisiting it again has as much to do with nonstop volumes of emails that they're getting from fans.

      Just be glad you're not watching a show about real science, where things tend to get retested many many times.

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  39. Argh! Give up this stupid myth! by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One day, some old-timey soldier noticed that he could reflect the sun off his shield if he polished it real good and it made it hard for the enemy to see if he reflected the sun into the eyes of enemy soldiers. Same way we used to reflect the sun off our watches and shine it in people's faces when we were kids. So a few soldiers started doing this when the sun happened to be at the proper angle and, presto, we've got a death ray. 'cause the enemy has to come up with some reason to explain why they got their asses kicked so easily. "It was a death ray, majesty! It burned the eyes of our soldiers and set ships on fire!"

  40. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by scubamage · · Score: 1

    I honestly think the best parts of my education involved things blowing up, or combustion. Potassium bars being dropped into water. Baking soda and vinegar. Seeing pretty colors when you burn different chemicals. Welding in shop. Hell, even blasting ants with magnifying glasses during recess. Hopefully they do learn something at least... burning stuff is fun and educational!

  41. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by eggstasy · · Score: 1

    What I don't get is why people expect to raise the temperature all the way up to 300C so the ship will burst into flames, when 50C is enough to scald human skin and would likely get an invading army yelling and jumping into the water. Not to mention the brightness of the light would be enough to temporarily blind and disorient them.

    The first person to write about this alleged incident was Lucian who merely mentioned *fire* (and since he wrote about it 3-4 hundred years after the fact, it's already not a credible source of information) while the second one, who came another 2-3 hundred years later (Anthemius) was someone who investigated "burning glasses" (lenses) and so he just MIGHT have had a bit of an agenda there.

  42. Its a worthwhile Myth by NuKe_MoNgOoSe · · Score: 1

    They listen to the fans and if the fans find fault with their logic they call them on it. The boys have the moxy to admit they might be wrong and retest it under the new paramters the fans say should be added. I think its great that they want to revisit previously busted myths. Thats just my opinion I could be wrong.

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  43. Make me think of Nancy Reagan by pigwiggle · · Score: 2

    appearing on Different Strokes. Painfully lame. Politicians can't make science cool because kids don't think much of politicians. If they do, then I'm afraid you are likely preaching to the choir.

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    1. Re:Make me think of Nancy Reagan by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      Wasn't that Punky Brewster?

  44. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by natehoy · · Score: 1

    Hmm, good point. I suddenly have an interest in watching it again, just to see how they manage to reverse their own findings. Their testing on this one has been fairly thorough and relatively rigorous given the slapdash quality of most of the science on the show (which of course is its popular appeal - they aren't going for accuracy as much as they are reasonably plausible tests that look good when filmed, scientific rigor doesn't sell, but at least they pay it lip service).

    In retrospect, given the real goal of this episode, it's almost a given that the myth at least get a promotion to PLAUSIBLE, if not a big fat CONFIRMED.

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  45. Re:Which myth? by Stele · · Score: 1

    Silly - they don't watch science shows.

  46. Missing the Big Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Following the trend of headlines around here I'd almost expect to see "Man Who Admitted Bypassing TSA Security Tries To Assassinate President with Death Ray."

    http://yro.slashdot.org/story/10/11/24/001249/TSA-Saw-My-Junk-Missed-Razor-Blades-Says-Adam-Savage

    Extreme? Sure. So's calling Wikileaks a terrorist organization. At least this one's entertaining.

  47. Re:I hope he brings his brith certificate... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    What's so funny about the whole controversy is that it doesn't matter where he was born. His mother was a citizen, he's a citizen, end of story.

    LK

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  48. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by natehoy · · Score: 1

    In the high school I attended in the 80s, there was no money for chemicals in chemistry, so we used water and food items. "See, kids, if that half-gram of salt had been pure sodium, the water would have fizzed, so write "SAW FIZZING REACTION" in your books." Quickly put the lids we're calling stoppers over the paper coffee cups we're pretending are beakers, and do you remember what would happen if we had lit the end of the straw we're pretending is a glass tube protruding through the imaginary stopper? Jimmy? That's right - flame, because the result is, Jane? Yes, that's right, hydrogen. Excellent. Now rinse out your cups and set them back on the towel over by the radiator so I can reuse them for test tubes tomorrow." I'll say one thing, they did teach us imagination.

    I don't know what level the kids will be involved in. If they're old enough, maybe they'll work in the metals shop cutting or at least polishing their own shield? Maybe some of them will work in the wood shop helping to build the ship, and get involved in tarring the joints and other parts of the project?

    And given the purpose of this episode, I'll be deeply, utterly surprised if I don't see a "CONFIRMED" sign at the end of the episode.

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  49. Re:I hope he brings his brith certificate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unlike you highly intelligent leftists who don't require any substantial evidence/proof, we "Tea Party Republitards" await something more than what's been provided to establish place of birth. So far, we have:

    1. Laser printed document NOT from his time of birth
    2. Newspaper article
    3. Ridicule of anyone who questions the above two items.

  50. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by snspdaarf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Agreed. When I was in high school, my chemistry teacher, Jim Fixx, let me try running a bunsen burner on gas generated by flasks of zinc and HCl.

    Once.

    What I learned was that there is a good reason for flashback preventers. A splendid time was had by all.

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  51. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by vlm · · Score: 1

    So that's what kids' science education is boiling down to? Standing still and holding a mirror?

    I suppose if they turned it into an analysis of ADHD medication tested by trying to hold a mirror still...

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    "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
  52. Bad Timing by z-j-y · · Score: 1

    The president appears very weak on his job now. Showing up on a TV show at this point doesn't help that image at all. And he'll deserve it. Don't tell me this is part of his job, that he's doing this to promote science. That's just incredibly retarded.

  53. "Sight" is a bit of a misnomer on signal mirrors by perpenso · · Score: 2

    Survival kits have signal mirrors with a sighting mechanism and no moving parts that allows the user to shine the sun's reflection directly onto the target (even a distant moving airplane)

    Not really. The sighting mechanism is not a "sight" in the sense of one found on rifles, etc. Its not accurate enough to hold on a target, at best it can help you get into the general area so you can sweep around this area and accidentally hit the aircraft from time to time. You may look through the sight but you still often need to hold out your free hand and form a V with your fingers. You put the target inside this V and sweep the mirror back and forth. You look for the reflections on your two fingers to make sure the line formed by these points crosses the target.

    Signal mirrors are cheap. Get two, one for your backpack, boat, aircraft, etc and a second one to peal off the protective tape and play with. They are simple devices but they take a little practice, try it out with a friend in a neighborhood park, football field, etc.

    Then again, perhaps I missed some great breakthrough in signal mirror technology since I was in the scouts. :-)

  54. Really!?!?!? by sudden.zero · · Score: 1

    They should have had him on with his long-form birth-certificate to bust the myth that Obama is not a citizen! I would pay to see that one!

  55. Mod Parent Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ROFL!

  56. Re:Which myth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever since they elected a terrorist anchor baby to the senate they pretty much had to leave that pole alone. It is like when they elected the first divorced man as president. What was surprising is when they elected an adulterer as Speaker, they continued to condem adultery.

  57. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by DRJlaw · · Score: 1

    I dunno, though, it just seems like they could have done something new (at least new to the show) that would be just as engaging. Like debunking the professor's use of coconuts to power a radio on Gilligan's Island or something.

    The Professor was a genius in the coconut-engineering arts, and I will not stand idly by while his good name is besmirched.

    I challenge the Mythbusters to debunk that myth without resorting to pedantry.* Coconut milk is mildly acidic electrolytic solution. If you can power electronics using lemons and potatoes, you can power a radio using coconuts. Frankly, I don't think that it even constitutes a good challenge. Scale it up to charging the battery for the engine(s) on the S.S. Minnow and you might have something Mythbusters worthy.

    *The power in these batteries comes from a redox reaction between the anode and cathode materials, rather than the food. You could power your radio with electrodes placed in saltwater rather than any of the lemons, potatoes, or coconuts and there's not going to be any make-it-or-break-it difference. However, coconut-engineering skills would have been more uniquely marketable to the likes of Tina Louise and Dawn Wells. Engineering might and business acumen all in one. Hail Roy Hinkley!

  58. Re:Test if a wooden gun can get past like in the l by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like..uh huh

  59. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by operagost · · Score: 5, Funny

    We already know the President likes a human backdrop: soldiers, doctors, union members... you get the idea.

    Wouldn't a backdrop of 500 kids be great? 500 kids holding mirrors, cackling gleefully as they accidentally ignite the President and his teleprompter.

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  60. Re:I hope he brings his brith certificate... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    The implication in the Constitution is that you must be physically born in the U.S. The irony of that, however, is that this is a problem for John McCain *WAY* more than for Obama. McCain was born in Panama (no controversy about it). It's only by the somewhat dubious argument that "Well, *technically* a military base is considered U.S. soil" that he got around that issue to argue he was born in the U.S. I'm not so sure Panama (or any other country where we have bases) would be so quick to agree.

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  61. Oh, the irony! by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 0

    Obama on Mythbusters! Har. Who's next, Sarah Palin? Hillary Clinton? Glenn Beck? GW Bush? Meg Whitman? Tim Geithner? Ben Bernanke? That all-time favorite Milton Friedman (George Lucas could make a special CG puppet of him)?

    There should be a "Dipshit Busters" or "Gullible Moron Busters" for rank and file Democrat or Republican activists. The inaugural episode could feature leading Teabaggers.

    1. Re:Oh, the irony! by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      Could always debunk the myth of Sarah Palin having a brain.

  62. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by icebike · · Score: 1

    So you need 500 extras to hold mirrors...

    Why start your recruitment with the President? Wouldn't any junior high science teacher from So Cal be just as effective in obtaining bodies?

    Show up on any College campus (bring Kari) and you will easily get 500 volunteers far more likely to be able to follow directions than school kids.

    It seems a thin excuse for Obama to get some face time with an educational ruse. Which way did the money flow?

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  63. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by mweather · · Score: 1

    Last time they "debunked" it, they used 127 square feet of mirrors. If they use 500 typical hoplite shields (~24" diameter), that's 1,570 square feet. Even if the kids all have a 1 sqft mirror, that's quadruple the intensity the mythbusters debunked last time, or roughly equivalent to Ioannis Sakkas's experiment which set the wood on fire in mere seconds.

  64. Re:I hope he brings his brith certificate... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    The implication in the Constitution is that you must be physically born in the U.S.

    I'm sorry, but that's just not correct.

    There's no such stipulation in the US Constitution.

    • No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.

    It's not a problem for McCain. It's not a problem for Obama. Whether he was born in Hawaii, Kenya or on the moon. The only way to constitutionally disqualify him is to prove that someone else was his mother.

    LK

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  65. All they're going to prove is... by RapmasterT · · Score: 1

    All they'll prove is it's nearly impossible to get 500 kids with mirrors to simultaneously focus on the same thing. Hell, it'll be tough enough to get 500 kids to stand still at the same time. the reality is it's nearly impossible for more than a couple of people to focus reflections on the same spot because there's no visual reference to the point of aim once the target area is light saturated.

  66. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps the "science" that is being taught is that, despite the fact that your research has reached the same conclusion on 2 separate occasions, you need to keep yourself open to the possibility that you might just have been wrong twice. When other people provide evidence you are wrong (I don't recall where it was, but I saw a tv show or webpage in the last few months that demonstrated the death ray does work), you need to examine that evidence, revisit your study, and see if you reach a new conclusion. That's a quality that a lot of people lack these days (they will insist they are correct even when showing them clear and concise evidence they are wrong).

    They also have some new material to work with, what with that Hotel cum Death Ray story from a few months back.

  67. Re:Test if a wooden gun can get past like in the l by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

    A wooden gun cannot withstand the forces generated by a pistol. They have already tested similar myths, mostly involving cannons, and they either explode (harming the operator more than the target) or perform extremely poorly (i.e. non-lethal).

    Hell, even iron isn't very good, have you seen how thick the barrels have to be on old iron cannons? They are huge.

    Today we use steel, which is much stronger than unalloyed iron, which is much stronger than the strongest hardwood.

    Now, you might be able to make a gun out of composite materials (carbon fiber and ceramics, probably) that could withstand the forces generated yet make it through security, but why do that when you could probably find a way to hide a real gun in your carry-on. All you have to do is fool the screener, it would be a lot easier than developing a gun that could pass through a metal detector.

    The full body X-Ray would catch such a thing anyway.

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  68. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by Shagg · · Score: 1

    If they think they're learning science from mythbusters, they've already got problems.

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  69. Busted by TCPhotography · · Score: 1

    Well if they bust the myth that President Obama is pro-applied science (see just about everything he's done relating to science), or President Obama uses this myth as a chance to change is position of the AirBorne Laser program then I'll be happy.

  70. The peace prize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Couldn't they have investigated the myth that Obama deserved the peace prize ?

  71. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by Noughmad · · Score: 0

    Well, if you need 500 people working together for the common good of the state, isn't the Socialist president the perfect fit?

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  72. Frickin' Horn Dog by manlygeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    The President's appearance in media would be more appropriate in "Jackass 4: The Movie" rather than "Myth Busters (The Myth Busted For the Third Time).

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  73. I knew it! by linear+a · · Score: 1

    Healthcare, economy all mere distractions until he can get his hands on a Death Ray. Following in the steps of Ronald Ray-gun?

  74. Re:I hope he brings his brith certificate... by clone52431 · · Score: 1

    Neither of you are correct. The short answer is, we’re just not sure.

    Birthright citizenship in the United States#Eligibility for office of President:

    According to the Constitution of the United States only natural born citizens are eligible to serve as President of the United States or as Vice President. The text of the Constitution does not define what is meant by natural born: in particular it does not specify whether there is any distinction to be made between persons whose citizenship is based on jus sanguinis (parentage) and those whose citizenship is based on jus soli (birthplace)

    As a result, controversies have erupted over the eligibility of a number of candidates for the office. These questions arise particularly when a candidate is an American citizen by jus sanguinis birthright, but was born outside of the territory of the United States.

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  75. Re:I hope he brings his brith certificate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My girlfriend was born in Hawaii. She has the same birth certificate as Obama.

    Barrack Obama has the birth certificate that Hawaii uses for all official reasons.

    This nonsense about whether or not President Obama was born in the USA incredibly stupid. Generally, the people who push or believe it are themselves fairly stupid.

    90% of the time people who question the validity of President Obama's birth certificate are expressing coded racism.

    "He's from Kenya." - Racist Slave State Republitard Tea Bagger

    "You are either racist, retarded, or more likely both." - Common Sense

  76. Re:Argh! Give up this stupid myth! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    One day, some old-timey soldier noticed that he could reflect the sun off his shield if he polished it real good and it made it hard for the enemy to see if he reflected the sun into the eyes of enemy soldiers. Same way we used to reflect the sun off our watches and shine it in people's faces when we were kids. So a few soldiers started doing this when the sun happened to be at the proper angle and, presto, we've got a death ray. 'cause the enemy has to come up with some reason to explain why they got their asses kicked so easily. "It was a death ray, majesty! It burned the eyes of our soldiers and set ships on fire!"

    The siege of Syracuse was NOT an easy engagement - for either side. Marcellus was a battle proven commander, having already handed Hannibal his first defeat at the Romans' lowest point of the war. After the young Sicilian king Hieronymus' assassination, Syracuse was in the hands of Carthaginian defectors, who knew their treachery left little hope for a truce. The city itself, even today, has an exceptionally well-formed harbor for defense against naval attacks. Archimedes had constructed other military technologies which relied on torque and leverage to destroy ships by literally grasping and hoisting them out of the water only to drop them into the shoals, and some type of catapult which could hurl stones probably capable of smashing a hull.

    http://www.math.nyu.edu/~crorres/Archimedes/Siege/Livy.html

    Give Archimedes a little credit for applied science. The screw-pump and the forensic use of density to assay gold are worthy historical accomplishments. I don't think it's at all out of the realm of possibility that this court scientist had the resources, talent, and authority to experiment with and contrive a crude laser.

  77. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    That's assuming they manage to get the same concentration on the targeting.

    Remember, attacking warships are going to be moving. Still, I'd imagine that a city might be about to come up with more than 500 soldiers, and they'll be a little more dedicated to practicing their aim than kids.

    After that, though, you're back to the attackers wetting their boats down first, using their own shields as mirrors, and having multiple boats.

    I wouldn't be surprised if it'd been used as a blinding/harrassing tactic though. Even getting the attacking boats to lose synchronization on their landing could make a big difference in the fight.

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  78. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by NewWorldDan · · Score: 1

    I had a similar experiance in high school, only I had 2 flasks stacked one on top of the other and I was using the gas to blow the top beaker into the air. Mr. Ericson threw down the gauntlet and said if I was going to do that in his lab, I'd better produce a calibration curve to maximize the explosion.

  79. Re:I hope he brings his brith certificate... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    The only confusion is on the part of those who wish to subvert the obvious meaning of the text of the constitution. I find it amusing that both the left and the right engage in this activity.

    The left acted like they were genuinely surprised when the SCOTUS decided that the Second Amendment actually means what it says it means. Now, the hard right is making a fool of itself over this birther nonsense.

    Whether you're a citizen by geography of your birth or your lineage, if you're a citizen on the day of your birth, you're clearly a natural born citizen.

    LK

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  80. It doesn't specify, so I don't think it matters by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    I think that Lord Kano is still more right though. It says 'natural born', being born a citizen is good enough for me. Whether it's in country or out of country to a US Citizen parent.

    I personally think it's funny that for all the Birther's ranting, if you DQ'd Obama you'd logically have to DQ McCain.

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    1. Re:It doesn't specify, so I don't think it matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I personally think it's funny that for all the Birther's ranting, if you DQ'd Obama you'd logically have to DQ McCain.

      While I'm not sure if the idea of Dairy Queening someone is some kind of softserve fetish, I'll bet your typical Birther was almost as unenthused about McCain as Obama. Meaning they'd just as soon see both of them disqualified. So you're an idiot.

    2. Re:It doesn't specify, so I don't think it matters by clone52431 · · Score: 2

      if you DQ'd Obama you'd logically have to DQ McCain.

      No, that would be illogical.

      English common law (on which the US laws were loosely based) specifically ruled that children of diplomats, foreign agents, and invading military forces were not natural born citizens of the physical country of their birth.

      OTOH, it makes complete logical sense to say that the children of diplomats and our troops born while abroad are natural born citizens of the United States. It’d be a flat-out insult to them any other way. “Sorry, but since you’re serving your country abroad we’ll reward your dedication by making your child ineligible to ever run for President.”

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    3. Re:It doesn't specify, so I don't think it matters by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      OTOH, it makes complete logical sense to say that the children of diplomats and our troops born while abroad are natural born citizens of the United States. It’d be a flat-out insult to them any other way. “Sorry, but since you’re serving your country abroad we’ll reward your dedication by making your child ineligible to ever run for President."

      My point would be that neither is it logical to deny the child of a citizen citizenship even if the citizen happens to be out of country when she gives birth.

      Since Obama's mother is a US Citizen, he's a US Citizen.

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  81. Re:Which myth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they don't then who watches science shows?
    We know libs don't care about FACTS ;-)

    I guess that leaves ohh Hmmmmm INDEPENDENTS Who freaking ROCK!

  82. Re:I hope he brings his brith certificate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see you've done a good job proving his point (the ridicule part.) That's really all you've got.

  83. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Neat. I liked calcium carbide in water. Or chlorine gas bubbled under water with acetylene also bubbled under water.
    Of course the best was soaking a small piece of balsa wood broken of something in the lab in liquid oxygen we made with a test tube,balloon, and some liquid nitrogen... then tossing a lit match into the beaker. Turns out soaking wood in liq O2 makes it explode with a serious bang.

  84. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by LordKronos · · Score: 1

    They also have some new material to work with, what with that Hotel cum Death Ray story from a few months back.

    Thank you. That's exactly the example I was trying to remember.

  85. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wow, it's so annoying to hear Obama-teleprompter jokes. Especially since they're from formerly disinterested morons who never realized that all politicians use them for speeches anyway. "But-but-he stutters and sounds like an idiot without one!" Remember the Presidential debates where he kicked the crap out of McCain 3-0 without one, or the open questions session with the House Republicans where he made the whole caucus look like buffoons (enough so that they publicly wished they hadn't done it)? After listening to polished PR-approved answers that provide no insight, I at least appreciate a President who tries to answer questions however much I might disagree with him.

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  86. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by mysidia · · Score: 1

    What I don't get is why people expect to raise the temperature all the way up to 300C so the ship will burst into flames,

    Hell.. remember that Hotel in Las Vegas that did it accidentally?

    With the limited accounts to be had and limited info about the circumstances, there are so many possibilities that the myth is impossible to "bust"; without trying to tie the concept down to something specific that was never really claimed.

    Perhaps a much lower temperature would suffice, if there were flammables on deck, such as parafin oil, kerosene, alcohol, or paper.

    Perhaps the assumption the "death ray" is one device is an unreasonable assumption. As far as I know "death glass" translates to "glass", not "mirror". A child can produce the experiment using a simple magnifying glass and a sheet of paper.

    e.g. What happens when you have multiple devices concentrating sunlight and shining it on another device on a lens?

    Perhaps the assumption the death ray concentrated sunlight is an unreasonable assumption. chemicals that could have been burned or reacted to produce higher energy light

    Who's to say Archimedes wasn't using a lens to focus the beam of a high-powered laser he had somehow come up with? :)

  87. I hope they finally test by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1

    This myth using signal mirrors but they probably won't. (Because from what I remember the problem was aiming them and a signal mirror would make aiming it easier.)

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  88. can't decided to watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the one hand I love Myth-busters ..... it's my kind of recreational science (yes, they make huge mistakes at times ... but it's fun and talks about science)

    On the other hand I hate Obama and his squad. I didn't vote for him, but he is our president. I had hope that he would uphold some of his promises, not spend like there's no tomorrow, and cram healthcare down our throat. I could go on but... I'm too tired from working all day.

    So my dilemma is do I watch or not.... does my love of mythbusters outweigh my hate for Obama. ... nope. sorry.

  89. That Lucky Old Sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just did this quest! Now all Obama has to do is find Euclid's C-Finder and...

    Wait, this isn't Fallout: New Vegas?

  90. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by Feyshtey · · Score: 2

    That's what you got from the post? Teleprompter jokes? Are you 'disinterested' in the rather poignant insight to Obama's repeated tactic of gathering a group of 'X' people who appear to support him with unwavering resolve? You didn't happen to note the manipulation of perceptions? And it didn't even cross your mind that this is occuring in the middle of several national crisis which one might think would warrant greater attention from our President than a rather transparent publicity stunt?

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  91. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by segedunum · · Score: 1

    When other people provide evidence you are wrong (I don't recall where it was, but I saw a tv show or webpage in the last few months that demonstrated the death ray does work), you need to examine that evidence, revisit your study, and see if you reach a new conclusion. That's a quality that a lot of people lack these days (they will insist they are correct even when showing them clear and concise evidence they are wrong).

    Indeed. This is exactly what is wrong with Mythbusters and the attitude surrounding scientific criticism and debate.

    Rather than getting people to think about it and perform things themselves the central premise of that show is that they come up with some contrived situation that is quite often questionable and then tell everyone that the 'myth' is busted. No debate about it. I remember them doing a moon landing one a while back that I don't think actually helped the cause of debunking moon landing accusations. The guy in it had an astronaut figure that he confidently told us was Neil Armstrong because he had the orange flashes on his suit, but that's inaccurate because those only came in in later missions when they realised they had an identification problem. Little things like that tend to propogate from this kind of stuff - "We've proved it, we're right, anything we say goes, no fact checking or revisiting necessary. If you disagree with us it's a conspiracy theory".

  92. Mod parent lulz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny headline

  93. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    The only possible reason to use this particular myth is so you can get 500 kids involved, each holding a mirror,

    So that Obama can see his own smiling face beaming back at him from atop 500 kids' necks? Now that's Narcissism.

  94. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    They also have some new material to work with, what with that Hotel cum Death Ray story from a few months back.

    Thank you. That's exactly the example I was trying to remember.

    I'm glad you clicked on that link for us. I didn't want to.

  95. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was a teleprompter joke?

    I thought the joke was the fact that out of nowhere the poster went from a rather typical PR performance to 500 school children setting the president on fire with mirrors. Maybe I missed the joke.

  96. Will He? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2

    Will he bring his Birth Suffaticket? :-)

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    1. Re:Will He? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Yep..

      It's rumored that the target is the remaining identification number parts that could be used to validate it was issued when it's claimed it was. I guess the hope would be to change it and blame it on a science experiment so it was no fault of his own.

  97. Re:Busted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about busting the myth that dumping stimulus money into the economy is the best way out of a recession?

    I don't know... in Australia worked pretty good actually. Perhaps because the level of toxic home loans wasn't at all that high as in US.
    I reckon... "Plausible".

  98. Re:I hope he brings his brith certificate... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    I don't have a document from my birth. It's been long since lost. Instead, I have what most people have, a reprint from the official record holder, the State government.

    My confusion is why the birthers think the Republicans are in on this. As the records were verified by the Republican governor of HI. So why are the parties that can't agree whether a lightbulb is on working together so well in this conspiracy with nary a leak?

    If you want to prove him not a citizen, show the document from Mars (or wherever you are asserting he was born) to prove he's an alien. If you can't, then why should we believe the lying sacks of shit who won't believe anyone else?

  99. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    Yeah, if they manage to get the president, they should have tackled some tougher myths. Like does trickle down economics actually work.

  100. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    Well, maybe your solution would appear too much like Obama was attempting to bring back child labor. Wait a minute, it said school children will be holding the mirrors- maybe that is the point, to get kids back into the work force so America can start being competitive in the manufacturing industry like china.

    Nah.. That can't be it.,

  101. myths: health care, taxes, war, secrets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The myths that I would like to clear up are:

    - The new 2000 page health care system(really health insurance system), will pay for itself, lower our costs, and raise quality.

    - Trickle down economics works! Tax cuts to the rich and all those bailouts/payouts to big companies help everyone.

    - The best way to achieve peace is with war.

    - Large collections of government secrets are the best way to promote peace and diplomacy. The truth is harmful to the public.

    - Corporations look out for our interests, that why lobbying is needed.

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  102. Just stating the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do you want me to do?

    The clown I'm replying to won't accept a valid birth certificate.

    He's retarded.

    The state department accepts Obama's valid birth certificate. Hawaii has provided and verified his valid birth certificate. The courts have all confirmed that Barrack Obama's birth certificate is valid.

    But Johnny Retard over here is still too dumb to accept reality. Do I really have to ignore the fact that this guy and everyone like him is obviously an idiot?

    Yeah, you retards love ignoring reality.

  103. Re:"Sight" is a bit of a misnomer on signal mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then again, perhaps I missed some great breakthrough in signal mirror technology since I was in the scouts. :-)

    Ummm, yes you did. All of them these days have a retroflective aiming hole in the middle. Only one hand is needed to aim them, and it's really quite accurate.

  104. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by LintFiend · · Score: 2

    "rather poignant insight" Lol. This isn't "Obama's repeated tactic," every president has done this kind of thing. And every president does media events, makes appeals, etc. And the fact that you think for the 120 minutes he spent on set, there was no one behind the wheel (so-to-speak) of the country, shows just how ignorant you are. Ugh, these Fox News talking points have spread way too far.

  105. Re:I hope he brings his brith certificate... by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

    "2. Newspaper article"

    What newspaper article might this be then?

    The birth announcements in the local newspapers at the time?

    The birth announcements that the NEWSPAPERS at the time ONLY got from the HAWAII DEPT. OF HEALTH?

    That the "newspaper article" you're citing as some half-assed "evidence" against President Obama being a natural born American citizen?

    Teabaggers: A never ending source of natural born idiocy.

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  106. Slashdot Quote of the Day by Thakandar2 · · Score: 1

    "Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images. -- Jean Cocteau"

    Is this about Obama, or the Myth Busters? I'm confused...

  107. Re:"Sight" is a bit of a misnomer on signal mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't find my ID so you'll probably miss this, but I used survival kit signal mirrors in the Navy and they had a hole in the middle with some kind of grating across it. The grating created a bright spot which showed the line of sight of the sun's reflection from the mirror. Don't know how it worked but it did. This was in the 80's.

  108. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If obama wasnt black he wouldnt be on the show at all.

    Thats not be dissing him, hating him, being racist or whatnot. Its strictly because he is the first black president. If he wasnt black he wouldnt be on myth busters, he wouldnt have his own comic book, action figures, tshirts, lunchboxes, bobblehead figures or anything else. If mccain won we wouldnt be having this discussion.

    I wish we never had a black president, just so I dont have to see dumb shit like this. Really now, what the hell does myth busters have to do with president obama?

  109. Re:The stench of Randroid/Teabagger droppings... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    Feeling bitter that your hero has worse ratings than Bush or something? Well I understand. But you miss the numerous jokes that are made at his expense by people when he uses a teleprompter and fails miserably at it.

    Back to your koolaid.

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  110. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by anyGould · · Score: 1

    they aren't going for accuracy as much as they are reasonably plausible tests that look good when filmed, scientific rigor doesn't sell, but at least they pay it lip service

    My understanding is that they do a lot more testing than what makes it onscreen (I seem to recall an interview saying they turn in 25-30 hours of footage for each show), and they just grab the cool parts for the show (because.. um.. I wants my booms?)

    I've never had any major complaints about the "science", considering that most of the premises are fairly loose to begin with. It's not like they're trying to unravel the mysteries of the universe or anything.

  111. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by anyGould · · Score: 2

    We already know the President likes a human backdrop: soldiers, doctors, union members... you get the idea.

    Is there a politician alive who doesn't prefer a backdrop of "supporters" whenever they can arrange one?

  112. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by anyGould · · Score: 1

    I was wondering if that's why they were going for it a third time - they haven't managed to hit the usual finisher of "what would it take to make it work?" that they like to have. (i.e., they haven't managed to build a solar-powered death ray). Five hundred kids isn't going to make it "plausible" though, since five hundred archers would be far more effective.

  113. Re:The stench of Randroid/Teabagger droppings... by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

    Trust a Teabagging know-nothing to assume that I consider President Obama my "leader".

    But then, the Randroid/Teabagger lives in a world of simplistic assumptions and willful ignorance.

    Speaking of "uses a teleprompter and fails miserably at it"

    “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on, shame on you. Fool me, you can’t get fooled again.” —President George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

    Refudiate that, Teabagger.

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  114. Tangential Nitpick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Loosely" based on English common law? Our law and English law in 1781 were roughly identical. In fact, believe it or not, there are still times -- such as determining when a jury trial is necessary -- that the correct question to ask is, "What would the proper answer to this question in 1781 be?"

    Obviously, we've diverged greatly in the intervening years, added new territories previously governed by Spanish law and continental civil law, made constitutional changes, and many new statutes of positive law -- but English common law is where the 13 colonies wholly started out.

    1. Re:Tangential Nitpick by clone52431 · · Score: 1

      Yes, “loosely” based on English common law. It got a lot of stuff right, and we didn’t change it, except where it didn’t, and we did. Hence “loosely”.

      So, where did we differ? Well, in particular, the first 10 amendments to the Constitution were meant to address some of the deficiencies.

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  115. Re:The stench of Randroid/Teabagger droppings... by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1
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  116. Quit resuggesting this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While this isn't impossible, in the time period of this myth the idea of atmospheric distortion of light wasn't even thought of. Currently even military jets that use lasers to eliminate a target have to compensate for distortions in the atmosphere otherwise most of the lasers power is lost.

  117. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe it was Thomas Edison (or at least attributed to him) who said, "I have not failed. I have merely found 10,000 ways that don't work."

  118. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by vegaspctech · · Score: 1

    Have you seen the show? You're giving more credit than is due in suggesting any intent to teach or learn anything at all, let alone science. 500 bored, unfocused child volunteers as an analogue for an experienced, disciplined military unit? It's entertainment, not science. The goal is never really to prove or to disprove anything, it's to destroy stuff. The *cough* science *cough* is there to provide an excuse for destroying it. That's why when a few ounces of some common household substance doesn't blow something up you find them substituting 400 pounds of high explosive before show's end.

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  119. Where is the NASA guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They had a NASA guy who created a focusable parabolic mirror out of materials that Archimedes would have had, but it broke when they tried to ship it to San Francisco. So get that guy to build it again on site. That seemed to have the best chance of confirming this one...

  120. Mythbusting by NateTech · · Score: 1

    ... the Myth that being popular, makes you talented? ;-)

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  121. Re:I hope he brings his brith certificate... by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    So when anyone disproves the points you make, you just dismiss it as nothing more than substanceless ridicule?

  122. I agree: Pederasts prefer sex with Pregnant women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Karie is obviously trying to bust that myth, but I think she's about to deliver the results proper as to how albino mexicans have so many babies: they're born pregnant, on burrito power.

  123. Umm, he can't do basic math... with money! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is he going to be of any use figuring out this problem? Hmm... "If I send 1 trillion dollars into the pockets of people claiming to be broke, where will that money come from?" We still haven't answered that brilliant question...

  124. Great idea... but by leuk_he · · Score: 1

    But it needs some explosions for mythbuster... I am sure if you include the military or NASA in your quest for truth, you can add some literal fireworks.

  125. Everybody's Missing the Point by cyclomedia · · Score: 1

    It didn't need to work, the enemy just needed to think it did

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  126. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by TheLink · · Score: 1

    So that's what kids' science education is boiling down to? Standing still and holding a mirror?

    I dunno, I think having Mythbusters successfully "busting" themselves would be a worthwhile education for most kids who don't realize how authoritative Mythbusters should be (not much to not at all).

    They're mainly about entertainment, much like Top Gear is mainly about entertainment.

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  127. Re:I hope he brings his brith certificate... by Omni-Cognate · · Score: 1

    No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution,...

    Woah! So you have to be at least 223 years old?

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  128. Mythbusters is fun, Wikileaking is funner by austinhook · · Score: 1

    How about Obama making a cameo appearance with Julian Assange at a Wikileaks press conference once Julian is sprung? The old Mythbusters is getting repetitive. The new reality show version of myth busting is more exciting and has more real drama. Julian can introduce Obama in case people have forgotten who Obama is. :-)

  129. Bust the Obama Myths by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

    I was hoping they were going to Mythbust "Obama was born in Kenya", "Obama is a Muslim", or even more laughably, "Obama is a Socialist".

  130. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Keep in mind too that the hotel in Las Vegas actually had an anti-reflective coating, while available technology of the day would produce the opposite.

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  131. Subject by Legion303 · · Score: 1

    I hope Adam took the opportunity to tell him the TSA's procedures are a bad joke, and ask him to commit to doing something about it.

  132. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

    All presidents in living memory have used (and depended on) teleprompters. Can we stop pretending this is something new or meaningful?

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  133. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    then tell everyone that the 'myth' is busted. No debate about it.

    You obviously don't watch the show very regularly. They FREQUENTLY revisit myths they had previously "busted," and have proven remarkably open to criticism of their tests. This is, after all, the third time they've revisited this particular myth. The first time, they busted it. But when students at MIT complained that they didn't do it right, they not only agreed to revisit it, but also flew said students out to San Fransisco to test it in person.

    They've even been known to reverse themselves on numerous occasions (though not on this particular myth).

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  134. I watched it last night by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

    I don't believe for a second that the three of them were in the same room for that whole conversation.

    1. Re:I watched it last night by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I don't believe for a second that the three of them were in the same room for that whole conversation.

      I concur. It was an awfully disjointed conversation. I bet they didn't revisit either; just filmed "busted, confirmed, and plausible". I don't remember them telling the POTUS anything specific about the experiment afterward (you'd think the netting would deserve a mention).

    2. Re:I watched it last night by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      Why would they have to film "busted", "confirmed" and "plausable"?

      Just film all the shots with Obama after they do the experiment.

  135. Stroke of the Sun by KlaymenDK · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't expect so ... there's prior art on that.

  136. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by mweather · · Score: 1

    Remember, attacking warships are going to be moving.

    They were anchored according to Lucian.

    After that, though, you're back to the attackers wetting their boats down first, using their own shields as mirrors, and having multiple boats.

    Wetting them down first is exactly what they did, and that kept flaming arrows from burning them, but focused light can dry ships out. Focused light that can light wood on fire in seconds can dry wood out pretty damn quickly. I'm not quite sure what your point is about multiple boats.

    Even getting the attacking boats to lose synchronization on their landing could make a big difference in the fight.

    Landing? Syracusae (at least the core of the city, Ortygia) was an island surrounded by huge walls. There was nowhere to land. Besides, Archimedes also built long, medium, and short rang artillery ensuring that by the time any attacker got to the walls, they were pretty much already defeated.

  137. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by mweather · · Score: 1

    since five hundred archers would be far more effective.

    Sure, if the ships are in arrow range, and they haven't wet everything down first.

  138. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Ot maybe the President wasn't happy with the previous tests and left it up to the mythbuster to choose a new method.

    Oh wait, that is it exactly.

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  139. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    a) he didn't gather the kids, or even say they should use them
    b) every politician surrounds themselves with people who agree.
    c) in this case he DIDN'T do that.

     

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  140. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by anyGould · · Score: 1

    since five hundred archers would be far more effective.

    Sure, if the ships are in arrow range, and they haven't wet everything down first.

    My understanding was that the mirrors weren't effective at a significantly greater range than archers. And wetting down the ship won't protect you from puncture wounds, even if you're protected from the fire.

  141. Re:The stench of Randroid/Teabagger droppings... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    You're pretty good at the insults, especially when you have no idea that you're talking to a Canuck. What's to refute? Other than you're a blind partisan hack, frothing wildly at the mouth.

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  142. Re:The stench of Randroid/Teabagger droppings... by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

    YOU WIN!

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  143. Re:"Sight" is a bit of a misnomer on signal mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally, I think the point that every attempt at this so far has missed is this: what would happen if bows and arrows were mythical? I'm picturing an episode where they have some vague myth about a weapon made from a curved stick and string that hurls straight sticks with sharp metal points on the end. I'm picturing them making an attempt at replicating bows and arrows based on that info and inventing arrows with no fletching, poorly balanced, insufficient tension on the bows, etc. but making them good enough to work, just not 1/10th as good as the bow of a professional archer in Ancient Greece. Then I'm picturing them spending a few hours learning how to fire, then "busting" the myth that bows could be an effective military weapon. It would be like when my high school gym class did archery for a week. By the end of the week we were pretty consistently missing the targets entirely about every 29 shots out of 30. Some things are not easy to pick up and become skilled in quickly, archery is one such thing. Sure, you can pick up a bow and fire it first try, but that doesn't make you an archer. A real archer would have been hitting the target 29 times out of 30 at three times the range my high school class was practicing at. The mythbusters crew and any volunteers (university students or middle school students, or what have you) would end up reporting that arrows can barely hit a nearby target, don't penetrate to any depth and twist sideways in flight so that they just bounce off the target.

    The same thing is true of this mirror experiment. They're throwing together unperfected equipment. If this was actually done by ancient greek soldiers, their shields probably would have been perfectly polished bronze (not the irregularly shaped bronze colored mylar they used on the show, although they did also test with modern glass mirrors on the other side) and probably designed through a careful series of tests to be flexed to adjust focal range and equipment. Maintenance of the mirrors would have been done by professional soldiers trained to believe their lives rely on their equipment and belonging to the kind of army that executes its own soldiers for dereliction of duty. Those guys were _dedicated_. And they would have trained and drilled and trained and drilled and trained and drilled until they could focus the suns rays down to the tiniest point you would imagine in a coordinated smooth maneuver that makes the mythbusters effort look like a bunch of unpracticed school kids trying it for the first time. To go back to the arrow analogy again, I once saw an archer on tv demonstrating how he could put something like ten arrows through an arrow slit of a castle (from a courtyard outside) in about a minute. Hand the same bow and arrows to the kids the mythbusters had trying this sun weapon myth and they wouldn't have been able to hit the castle wall at that range.

    The same goes for many of the myths they test. In this same episode, for example, they tested flipping an oncoming suv with a super-powered downwards punch as was done in the first _Hellboy_ movie. Frankly, it is impossible for it to happen the way it was shown in the movie with, for example, as little damage to the vehicle and so forth. On the other hand, the mythbusters experiment didn't actually prove that because it ignored so many of the forces involved. Most significantly, it ignored the fact that, as physically impossible as it might be, in the move Hellboy not only provided a downward force on the very front of the car, he also acted as a pretty much immovable object and redirected the cars forward momentum, which is totally ignored in the experiment. Many other times, they've tested things that were admittedly one in ten-thousand chances and concluded, after trying quite a few less than ten thousand times, that it's impossible.

    All that said, they do some pretty cool stuff. Their experiments are, also, valid experiments, I don't dispute that. It's the conclusions that are drawn from the experiments that I take issue with.

  144. Re:Well, I *was* looking forward to watching this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It doesn't have a damn thing to do with the 120 minutes and thinking no one was at the helm. It has to do with perceptions.

    We're in a financial crisis and our economy is hangin on by fingernails. We're in two wars. North Korea as sunk a warship of our allies and now lobbed artillery into civilians of that same ally. Iran is likely pursuing nukes, and half a million classified documents are being used to blackmail world governments, and this guy thinks its even remotely appropriate to go to a TV show and act like it's Mission Impossible?

    How do world leaders look upon us when we're in deep shit and our President is playing around with completely inconsequencial crap like Myth Busters? He's got better shit to be doing and his most fervent supporter should be able to recognize that.

  145. Re:The stench of Randroid/Teabagger droppings... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    That's nice. Now maybe you can have a cookie, nom on it. While the adults go back to discussing things.

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  146. Re:The stench of Randroid/Teabagger droppings... by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

    YOU WIN!!

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