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Shareholders Push Hard For Apple Succession Plan

eldavojohn writes "Apple has been a couple weeks now sans their iconic fearless leader and the shareholders are getting restless without a succession plan. Essentially the Institutional Shareholder Services (ISS) is saying that there hasn't been enough disclosure in why exactly Steve is absent and they'd like an annual succession plan delivered to shareholders. Apple is recommending that on February 23 at its annual company meeting, its shareholders vote against the proposal for a succession plan. Apple may have a plan for life after Steve Jobs but if they do they are not sharing it with anyone — not even their financiers!"

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  1. Here's your plan by elrous0 · · Score: 1, Troll

    Next in line of succession will be Steve's own ego, which by the time he dies will have become a world-sized entity unto itself, making Skynet look like a Sinclar ZX81. And you *will* obey Steve's ego--or else!

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    1. Re:Here's your plan by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      Next in line of succession will be Steve's own ego,

      They were going to make it into a product, "iEgo", but that seemed redundant.

    2. Re:Here's your plan by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 2

      Oh please. Enough with this "Steve's Ego" stuff. We all know he's using Disney's animatronics labs to give him the closest thing to immortality he can get until the revamped iLive is released in 2017.

    3. Re:Here's your plan by Torodung · · Score: 1

      Next in line of succession will be Steve's own ego, which by the time he dies will have become a world-sized entity unto itself, making Skynet look like a Sinclar ZX81. And you *will* obey Steve's ego--or else!

      "If there's anything bigger than my ego in here I want it caught and shot right now"--Zaphod Beeblebrox

      Oblig.

    4. Re:Here's your plan by starworks5 · · Score: 1

      I bet he is working on a way to transfer his conciousness to the cloud, so he can continue leadership of apple, until the end of the world as we know it. They will release a DRM'ed version of the i-ego software, that will only interface with other apple products, and will require that you use I tunes.

    5. Re:Here's your plan by t2t10 · · Score: 1

      Apple can't even transfer iTunes to the cloud, let alone anything as massive as Steve Jobs's ego.

    6. Re:Here's your plan by starworks5 · · Score: 1

      But you still wont get an SD card on an Ipad, or be able to recover your data for less than $1000

    7. Re:Here's your plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know, we already have youTu(be), but weNos and youVos are still available.

    8. Re:Here's your plan by mangu · · Score: 1

      Oh please. Enough with this "Steve's Ego" stuff.

      Well, who knows? It could be better than Mubarak's ego

    9. Re:Here's your plan by Stregano · · Score: 1

      But will his ego wear those crappy black turtle necks?

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    10. Re:Here's your plan by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      Through a tragic mistake, animatronic Steve Jobs will be added to the Country Bear Jamboree display.

    11. Re:Here's your plan by nonguru · · Score: 1

      Will they stick him in the same freezer as Walt?

    12. Re:Here's your plan by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2

      until the revamped iLive is released in 2017

      At that point I suspect it will be called iEatBrains.

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    13. Re:Here's your plan by al0ha · · Score: 2

      Actually, Steve has an undeniable right to his massive ego. Apple tanked without him and almost died. In the late 90s I heard he was coming back and purchased plenty of AAPL - now AAPL market cap exceeds MS. Steve is not God, but there are plenty of people that will forgive his ego.

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    14. Re:Here's your plan by mgblst · · Score: 1

      WTF? Is this childrens day at slashdot? A whole bunch of losers have come out being absolute dicks about this. How can we get rid of all these losers commenting?

    15. Re:Here's your plan by Reformed+Lurker · · Score: 1

      So, now we understand the real reason for this secretive data center in North Carolina....

    16. Re:Here's your plan by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      He can't, it's DRM'd and only supports installation in 5 devices.

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    17. Re:Here's your plan by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I just pictured a Steve Jobs version of Bleach 307.

      Steve dies, and Tim takes Steve's office keys out of his pocket, thinking that finally his chance to take over the corporation has come.

      *insert techno-orchestral music here*

      But then Steve's corpse sits up screaming as his chest erupts in a huge pillar of energy. In the sky, out of the pillar forms a new godlike version of himself, born from his ego. It is the final stage of his transformation.

      Then he says to his successor, in an eerie disembodied voice, "You're too late Tim. The office keys you hold in your hand no longer have to be in my pocket...to belong to me." Steve looks at the keys and they start to glow and float in Tim's hand. Tim tries to grab them but they're covered in some kind of forcefield. "No, how is this possible!" Tim says.

      Then Steve dematerializes from his current position and rematerializes in front of Tim, slashing Tim's chest open with a white-and-chrome sword before he has time to react.

      *start slo-mo*

      Tim glares at Steve with hate in his eyes as blood flies everywhere. Steve has his usual look of smug superiority on his face.

      *end slo-mo*

      Apple stock rises on the news.

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  2. Stock Price by Enderandrew · · Score: 2

    Publicly saying you're concerned and don't have confidence in your company is a sure-fire way to drive your stock price through the roof.

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    1. Re:Stock Price by arth1 · · Score: 2

      It could be interesting to see the volume of short sales for the last week or so.

    2. Re:Stock Price by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 2

      Most companies are run by the guy who invented the damn thing. Microsoft was driven by Bill Gates; when Gates went away, so did Microsoft. Ballmer's Microsoft is living on the Microsoft Monopoly, but Ballmer is running the company into the ground; the cunning, foresight, and business sense that made Microsoft what it was is partially Bill Gates' leadership. When the CEO becomes a check-collector or just gets replaced by someone else, the company loses his insight and falls apart.

      Apple without Steve Jobs will be Apple without Steve Jobs. It'll be run by a board-elected CEO who has some ideas on improvements to be made, which is just as well because he won't have Jobs' wit with the market. He might have other wit, and might be able to make Apple live; it won't be like today's Apple, the company direction will be at least a little off true and aligning to a new heading, but it might not be a huge change. On the other hand, it's likely he won't be able to make Apple run like Apple, and then Apple will fall apart.

    3. Re:Stock Price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All civilized men should study the use of semicolons.

    4. Re:Stock Price by ocdscouter · · Score: 1

      Ah, semicolons. An elegant weapon, for a more... civilized age.

    5. Re:Stock Price by drb226 · · Score: 1

      The beauty of grandparent comment's use of semicolons is stunning; the related sentences flow so well together with semicolons.

    6. Re:Stock Price by westlake · · Score: 1

      Most companies are run by the guy who invented the damn thing. Microsoft was driven by Bill Gates; when Gates went away, so did Microsoft.

      Not true.

      Microsoft was launched in 1975. 36 years ago.

      Gates knew when it was time to let go, other entrepreneurs have failed this test badly.

      Henry Ford had become so set in his ways by the 1940s that the government considered him a threat to the war effort - and nationalization of the Ford Motor Company was averted only because his own family voted their stock against him.

      Factoring out the effect of the Windows launch, Microsoft estimated growth around 3%, "in line with PC market growth." Again, 3% growth isn't terrific, but it's nowhere near as bad as the headline figure suggests.

      Even if Microsoft's Windows revenue does start to slide in coming years, the company can weather the blow. Sure, Windows revenue makes up a quarter of Microsoft's total sales. But its business-software division -- including Office, as well as SharePoint and Exchange -- contributes 30% of its revenue, and that division expanded its profit by 35% last quarter.

      Other divisions are seeing similarly strong profit growth. Microsoft's server and tools division, which makes up another 22% of revenue, saw its profit rise by 21%. And the entertainment group, which makes Xbox and Kinect and accounts for 19% of revenue, posted profit growth of a whopping 86%.

      No, the iPad Is Not Killing Microsoft's Business

    7. Re:Stock Price by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I overuse semicolons because I overuse redundancy; I have a tendency to repeat the same thing in a different way as a second clause.

    8. Re:Stock Price by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Gates knew when to let go, and give it to Ballmer. Microsoft is now slowly dying, but it's so entrenched it'll survive quite a lot of failure. Last I heard, for example, their gaming ventures into XBox and friends have produced lots of revenue; sadly, less revenue than operating overhead, making a net loss. This talk of profit from that part of Microsoft is news to me.

    9. Re:Stock Price by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      But semicolons are generally used to separate clauses, not individual words as in your sig: the phrases before and after the semicolon should both be grammatically complete phrases.

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    10. Re:Stock Price by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Oh, that. Semicolons are a valid way to separate a list. In this case, I don't want to play [the game of Go, Geometry, and Philosophy]; but rather [the game of Go], [Geometry], and [Philosophy]. The common correct use for this is to separate a list containing commons, something that people fail at routinely. Think about the following five lists:

      1. Hash browns, biscuits, a bacon, egg, and cheese bagel, bacon, and sausage.
      2. Hash browns; biscuits; a bacon, egg, and cheese bagel; bacon; and sausage.
      3. Hash browns, biscuits, a bagel, bacon, and sausage.
      4. Hash browns, biscuits, a bagel with cream cheese, bacon, and sausage.
      5. Hash browns; biscuits; a bagel with cream cheese; bacon; and sausage.

      List (1) is simply incorrect. List (4) is correct technically, but somewhat ambiguous. List (5) is also correct, and not ambiguous.

      What do you do with a B.A. in English? What is my life going to be? Four years in college--and plenty of knowledge!--have earned me this useless degree! ... and the ability to annoy people on Slashdot who think they're grammar nazis.

      To be fair, I could state this as "Geometry, Philosophy, and the game of Go" to remove all ambiguity. In fact, I like the way that flows mentally more ("the game of Go" is too much to process up front, but leading out it flows naturally in the mind). I think I'll change that.

    11. Re:Stock Price by rhook · · Score: 1

      Steve Wozniak invented the Apple computer, Steve Jobs handled the business side of things.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Wozniak#Origins_of_Apple

    12. Re:Stock Price by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The company, not the device. Gates didn't invent a damn thing.

  3. Legal or no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't that a tad bit illegal?

  4. Juche Idea by MrEricSir · · Score: 2

    Even in death, Steve Jobs will always be Apple's Eternal Leader. He can appoint his son as the Dear Leader.

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    1. Re:Juche Idea by Howitzer86 · · Score: 1

      That explains the artillery fire.

    2. Re:Juche Idea by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Except Juche never produced anything worthwhile. At least Apple offers products and services that people want.

      Mr Jobs can continue his cult of personality for all I care. As long as Apple continues to be successful in the marketplace, I could care less about that man in my everyday life.

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  5. What they'll do... by vell0cet · · Score: 2, Funny

    If Jobs dies, they'll just string him up and move him around "Weekend at Bernie's" like

    1. Re:What they'll do... by ion++ · · Score: 1

      If Jobs dies, they'll just string him up and move him around "Weekend at Bernie's" like

      What if they already did that?

    2. Re:What they'll do... by markass530 · · Score: 2

      Why is the parent modd'd funny. Oh because there isn't a "sad but true" mod....

    3. Re:What they'll do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Jobs dies...

      Well, there are many, many ways to acquire the necessary organs to stay alive. I half expect to hear that Apple has "donated" a computerized monitoring system for the political prisons in China...

    4. Re:What they'll do... by turing_m · · Score: 1

      Classic. Still chortling.

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  6. Owning stock - so? by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 2

    I'm puzzled by the market cap of Apple being ~$0.3T ... when the company never issues dividends. What's the point of owning stock then? it's like owning shares of the moon: yeah, it's there, and you may be legal owner of a miniscule fraction thereof, but you don't get anything from it and those doing anything with it won't consult you.

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    1. Re:Owning stock - so? by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      Because people hope that they can hold onto it juts long enough for it to get really, super expensive and then sell off for a huge payout. Also, maybe it'd split? Some day Apple may offer dividends, so some people will likely hold onto it, however since a lot of people seem to look at dividends as a sign that a company has no more growth potential that'd kill them right now.

    2. Re:Owning stock - so? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2

      What, you've never heard of "trading"? Buy low, sell high?

    3. Re:Owning stock - so? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Those people are stupid. Dividend-paying companies almost always do better than non-dividend-paying companies. Dividends are a sign that a company is run well, has great liquidity, great financial stability, and is turning a profit. IMB paid great dividends and was doing well until the banking crisis; when it fell into dire straits, its stock price dropped, its dividends shriveled, and they continued to work hard to keep it stable. It eventually failed when Schumer said that they were "falling apart" and "should be shut down," which resulted in hundreds of millions of dollars a day in depositor withdrawals (bank runs, remember the great depression when people withdrew all the money from the banks and they collapsed?). Down it went.

      I thought they were doing a fine job... they survived Schumer's idiocy for a while, under pressure of bank runs... they had a few million in cash at some point, which they had raised to about $4 billion cash on hand, propping the company up here and there, smoothing out business operations, getting things straightened out so they could live through the housing market madness.... then bang, bank runs, and $4 billion goes away quick when you're paying out $0.1 to $0.25 billion per day because everyone who sank money in your savings accounts wants it back (that's how banks operate: they're holding your money).

      This is how dividend-paying companies die. They're run well, and they die in catastrophic, impossible-to-survive disasters beyond their control. They don't go down without a fight, either.

    4. Re:Owning stock - so? by jfengel · · Score: 2

      The company does make revenue, and you own a share of it. In principle, it could be handed out as dividends, but the shareholders collectively decide to reinvest it instead.

      They could, in theory, divide it all up and hand it out. They don't ever actually have to do it; the company is worth more alive than dead. But that they could is the fundamental source of value.

      The price of Apple's share's isn't completely out of line with its revenues. Even after its run-up, its price is only 18 times the revenues for the last 12 months. They could in theory be distributed, and if they were (and continued to do so for 18 years) you'd double your money. That corresponds to around 4% interest; not a huge win, but way better than the miserly .05% I'm getting in my bank account (or the .8% I could get by moving it to a CD).

      As a whole, the company is very valuable, but illiquid. The stock market provides liquidity. It's a bit of a consensual hallucination; in theory, the other buyers could all dry up. But in practice, as long as the company holds underlying value, there will always be people willing to bid against each other to take your shares off your hands. And because they bid against each other, the price corresponds (roughly) to the amount of money the company expects to take in over time.

    5. Re:Owning stock - so? by rudy_wayne · · Score: 1

      Because people hope that they can hold onto it juts long enough for it to get really, super expensive and then sell off for a huge payout.

      Which is pretty much the exact definition of a Ponzi scheme.

    6. Re:Owning stock - so? by Antisyzygy · · Score: 2

      This is something I actually agree with. Stock was supposed to be that you actually own a portion of a company. Whats the point in owning a portion of the company if you don't share some of the profits from the company? I suppose the counter-argument would be you should share some of the losses, however you are essentially giving money to the company so if the stock tanks then its like the company defaulting on a loan. I realize that if a company makes more money the stock goes up in value, but frankly a non-dividend stock seems as imaginary as derivatives. Speculation for the sake of speculation is all it is.

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    7. Re:Owning stock - so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. And banks too...what's with them? why do they exist. I put my money into them, but why?

    8. Re:Owning stock - so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point he's making is a long term one. Apple hasn't hinted that it will ever again pay dividends, which in the long run makes its stock useless. Sure, you can sell it to someone else, and they can sell it, but that does absolutely nothing to the net amount of money for those involved. The only thing that makes people think that this makes more sense than a pyramid scheme is that some day apple may sell off part of itself or pay a dividend. I don't see either happening ever with Stevie in charge.

    9. Re:Owning stock - so? by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      People get this wrong a lot. A Ponzi scheme is when someone takes your money and promises you a return and lies to you about how they're going to get that return. A Ponzi scheme is a kind of fraud. When you're holding a piece of property for appreciation, you know exactly what you have and how you're trying to make money.

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    10. Re:Owning stock - so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm puzzled by the market cap of Apple being ~$0.3T ... when the company never issues dividends. What's the point of owning stock then? it's like owning shares of the moon: yeah, it's there, and you may be legal owner of a miniscule fraction thereof, but you don't get anything from it and those doing anything with it won't consult you.

      That because you're holding it wrong.

      Seriously, buy and hold. 6 years ago if you bought it at $50 you would have made 700% on your money. It's called intrinsic value, no dividends required.

    11. Re:Owning stock - so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but if there isn't any chance that holding it will give you something, why would anyone buy it?

      Is it just me, or are we going to experience an Apple bubble soon?

    12. Re:Owning stock - so? by alexander_686 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The value of a stock is all future cash flows [i.e. dividends] discounted [i.e. interest rate + risk of owing a stock] back to today.

      Apple has not paid any dividends because it believes that it can grow future profits and the current cash faster then if the owners were to take there money and invest in something else. That being said, Apple is sitting on a LOT of cash, so I have a hard time believing them – but your mileage may very.

      And because Apple is a growing, profitable concern – i.e. the value of the company is growing – it makes sense that the stock is worth something. Once again I am not sure I would agree with the current stock market value – but there are people who do. It’s not a ponzi scheme which requires new investors to support the old.

    13. Re:Owning stock - so? by Animats · · Score: 1

      I'm puzzled by the market cap of Apple being ~$0.3T ... when the company never issues dividends.

      Right. The value of a stock is the present value of future dividends. (Maybe adjusted for stock buybacks.)

      IBM pays dividends. Microsoft pays dividends. Disney pays dividends. Companies which pay diividends historically have a higher return than those which don't. Companies in their startup phase usually don't pay dividends. Apple is an old company, now 35 years old, and well past that point.

      There's investor pressure on Google to pay a dividend. Google's growth phase is over. Their stock peaked in 2007. They're a mature company. It's time to start paying the stockholders back. Especially since Google is a one-product company. (97% of Google revenue is from search ads and AdSense ads. No other Google product has ever produced significant revenue.)

      Being a cool company isn't enough. If you'd bought Playboy at the IPO, and sold when Hefner took the company private last month, you'd have lost 75%. Before inflation adjustment.

    14. Re:Owning stock - so? by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      The point he's making is a long term one. Apple hasn't hinted that it will ever again pay dividends, which in the long run makes its stock useless. Sure, you can sell it to someone else, and they can sell it, but that does absolutely nothing to the net amount of money for those involved. The only thing that makes people think that this makes more sense than a pyramid scheme is that some day apple may sell off part of itself or pay a dividend. I don't see either happening ever with Stevie in charge.

      Well if you made a long term investment in MSFT "after" the bubble, you would be losing money per share even with dividends because of the stock dropping to below 28 dollars if you needed to sell right now.

      If you invested in AAPL a long time ago, you would have made your money many times over if you sold them right now.

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    15. Re:Owning stock - so? by nonguru · · Score: 1

      You just pointed out one of the attributes of a non-rational sharemarket buyer. Theoretically the share price should be at max - sans cashflow from dividends - the value of it's net assets only. On the other hand, if reinvestment of corporate cashflows that would otherwise go to paying dividends earns a greater return than individual shareholders can achieve then it makes sense for Apple investors to let the company continue investing on their behalf rather than pay dividends. It all goes pear-shaped if growth companies can't maintain their internal rate of return I think I just agreed and disagreed simultaneously...

    16. Re:Owning stock - so? by Galestar · · Score: 1

      True, but how exactly do you define "Assets"?

      The vast majority of Apple's "Assets" are its patents, copyrighted works, brand and mindshare - all of which are difficult if not impossible to put a specific price tag on. Not that Apple is going to be bought by anyone else anytime soon (who the hell can afford them at their ridiculous market cap), but it is important to asses the total value of a company, even if it doesn't pay dividends, in case such a thing were to happen - or perhaps MS decides it wants another 10% share.

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    17. Re:Owning stock - so? by ed1park · · Score: 1

      "As long as prospective returns are above the rate required to produce a dollar of market value per dollar retained, we will continue to retain all earnings. Should our estimate of future returns fall below that point, we will distribute all unrestricted earnings that we believe cannot be effectively used. In making that judgment, we will look at both our historical record and our prospects. Because our year-to-year results are inherently volatile, we believe a five-year rolling average to be appropriate for judging the historical record."

      Warren Buffett CEO Berkshire Hathaway. Some of you may know him better as one of the world's most richest men and Billy Gates bridge buddy. ;)

      Basically, he can invest the money better by increasing the value of the company/stock rather than dishing it out. He never has and probably never will.

    18. Re:Owning stock - so? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      The company does make revenue, and you own a share of it. In principle, it could be handed out as dividends, but the shareholders collectively decide to reinvest it instead.

      In much the same way that Russian peasants collectively decided on Five Year Plans.

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    19. Re:Owning stock - so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While himself buying dividend-paying companies, like Graham said he should do. Buffet is a fucking hypocrite. I love when he says that bullshit about living in the same house for 30 years while playing with bridge tournaments inside of private jets.

    20. Re:Owning stock - so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Your post is very incorrect. You are not giving Apple money when you buy the stock and Apple makes no money from the stock rising in value (unless they issue new shares, and whatever new shares they would issue would not be to you, it would be to employees and would be a rather negligible portion of the company's income).

      Apple makes money by selling things, not stock. When you buy shares, you are buying them from other individuals or institutions---not from Apple directly. By buying stock you are not putting money into the company. If you were to buy Apple bonds (which I don't think exist) then you would be giving the company money.

      A mature company with strong cash flows and some $60B in liquid cash and bonds, as Apple is, should probably be paying a dividend. But the company itself has value even without paying a dividend because the company owns things and produces lots of income for itself. While you do not directly draw income yourself as an owner, the value of your stock grows as the value of the company grows, which, again, is largely based on how much stuff Apple sells and how profitably it does so.

      Further to the point of value without dividends: gold has value; baseball cards have value. Neither pays you cash while you own it but there is an exchange value to the item nonetheless. A company, like Apple, as an additional valuable trait that it has an income, one that is increasing every year at that, and thus it should be apparent why the value of the company grows over time and therefore why the value of the stock has grown (even without cash dividends).

      On valuation, Apple is not an expensive stock. Given it's earnings growth, the brand's perceived quality, and it's rock solid balance sheet, the company is a gem and the stock is a worthwhile investment. Even without Steve Jobs, the company is on an impressive trajectory that should continue for several years to come. As brilliant as Jobs is, we shouldn't forget that there are many smart people working at Apple.

    21. Re:Owning stock - so? by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      No, a Ponzi scheme, according to Wikipedia, is "a fraudulent investment operation that pays returns to separate investors, not from any actual profit earned by the organization, but from their own money or money paid by subsequent investors."

      By that definition, the stock market for non-dividend-paying stocks is effectively a Ponzi scheme. If the company gets in dire straits, your stock becomes worthless, the company reorganizes, and you realize that you're not really holding a portion of the company. You're holding a piece of paper whose value is exactly what investors are willing to pay for it. Ponzi scheme. Just saying.

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    22. Re:Owning stock - so? by Cronock · · Score: 1

      Buffet is a fucking filthy rich hypocrite.

      FTFY

    23. Re:Owning stock - so? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      But you're neglecting the most important thing: for all practical purposes, Apple right now is in a "startup phase". The company may have been around for a while, but their products are being treated today, for some good reasons, as though Apple were the "cool tech newcomer" in the market.

      Their market share has been growing tremendously. Maybe you missed the announcement in 2010 that Apple, as "small" as it is, bypassed Microsoft in net worth.

      A company that is in a serious growth phase should act like it's in a growth phase -- or "startup phase" as you put it -- no matter how old the company is. Age is irrelevant. It would be foolish to do anything else.

      Of course, it may not stay in that growth phase forever (and some of its management decisions cause me to think that it won't). So it's as much a gamble as any other growing company... or startup.

    24. Re:Owning stock - so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another point that disproves the GP: as a stock holder, you literally own part of the company. So, since I own a couple shares of Apple, I get a hand in some decisions such as this one.

    25. Re:Owning stock - so? by vux984 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Itâ(TM)s not a ponzi scheme which requires new investors to support the old.

      Except it actually does.

      Your shares pay you nothing ever unless you cash them out (and your only ahead if you get more than you paid after commissions), meaning a new investor has to buy your shares for more than you paid for them for you to realize any profit.

      Because the company never returns money back to the investors, the only money existing investors get out, is from new investors buying in.

      That is starting to look like a ponzi scheme.

      A classic ponzi scheme has the returns of the old investors paid for directly by the new investors, and for the returns to continue, ever more new investors have to buy in.

      Now Apple isn't a true ponzi... there is a real company under there, with real value, and holding apple stock represents real wealth in terms of it being a fractional part of the real company. What that value is is debatable, but its definitely way above zero.

      However its day to day valuation does actually behave pretty much exactly like a ponzi scheme. Any money made by owning apple shares is funded by new investors buying in at a higher price. Any money they make is made from new investors buying in even at a higher price. And so on... that is fundamentally not sustainable.

      Apple has not paid any dividends because it believes that it can grow future profits and the current cash faster then if the owners were to take there money and invest in something else.

      And that's a fair rationale... we need this cash to make the company better, and you the investor will hold a larger more valuable company as a result. However, that only works in the short / medium term... when that becomes a perpetual promise, then it never pays.

      It would be like loaning your brother a $1, on the promise of getting $1.20 at the end of the week. At the end of the week, he says... hold up another week and I'll get you $1.50... and you say sure... 25 years later go by and you still haven't been paid. Sure, your brothers made good use of the money and is a rich bastard who owes you millions... but you'll die before he evers pays up... or maybe he finally screws up goes broke and you'll be lucky to get your original $1 out.

      That's investing in apple... although at least you can get out whenever you want, as long as you can find someone else who believes more in your brother (Apple) than you do.

    26. Re:Owning stock - so? by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Don't forget, apple also have over 100 billion in cash. There is a third of that market cap right there.

    27. Re:Owning stock - so? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Your mileage may vary, verily!

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    28. Re:Owning stock - so? by nonguru · · Score: 1

      Your point is well-taken. Assets do include intangibles, which for a technology company like Apple is not insignificant. The art of investing - as opposed to the strict (and necessary) technical analysis of cashflows payable to investors - is to assess just how valuable intangible assets will remain and for how long in an industry that is synonymous with innovation and change. Apple is exclusively priced on the basis of being a growth stock into the indefinite future. On that basis, investors are betting (I use that word deliberately) that the product/service innovation will continue to roll on.

    29. Re:Owning stock - so? by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      The value of the stock is meaningless. Its basically nothing other than another imaginary asset like derivatives unless you actually give someone a stake in the company, and that includes profit sharing. Buffet may be a rich man, but hes rich because he exploits things to his advantage, not because he does what's right or fair.

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    30. Re:Owning stock - so? by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      Where is the "fraudulent investment" in buying stock for appreciation? You put cash in and get a share back, and then you give someone a share and get more money in return. Free exchange with perfect information. Who's lying to you?

      Do you really believe that the stock exchange is a fraud? It might be a stupid investment, but they don't lie to you about what they do with your money. A Ponzi scheme would be MADF, where they told investors they were investing in equities but they were just transferring cash around, or the original Franklin Syndicate, where they claimed they were investing in postal arbitrage.

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    31. Re:Owning stock - so? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Dividends are a sign that a company is run well, has great liquidity, great financial stability, and is turning a profit.

      Dividends are usually a sign of a company in the cash cow phase. The best strategy for a growing company is not to issue dividends, it's to reinvest profits in the business. When you're paying a dividend, you're saying that the shareholders can make better use of the money than the company. This is usually a sign of a business that has grown to be as large as the market can support.

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    32. Re:Owning stock - so? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I don't have a car analogy, so here's a farming analogy for you:

      You have some seeds. You plant them, and produce crops, which then produce more seeds. You want to expand, so you ask other people for seeds, in exchange for part ownership in your farm. You plant all of these seeds and then harvest a load more. You then have two options: expand the area where you planted, or give some of the seeds to the people who gave you some in the first place. If you haven't covered all of the land that you own in crops yet, option one is obviously the best. If you have, then it still might be better to buy some more land and increase your yield for next year. The people who invested can either trade the fraction of your farm that they now own for something else, or they can wait until you start producing enough seeds to give some back.

      In a ponzi scheme, you don't plant the seeds at all. Instead, you give some proportion of them back to the oldest investors, telling them that they came from your farm. This return encourages more people to invest.

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    33. Re:Owning stock - so? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      eternal growth. that's pretty much it. if you'd envision them owning the pc business, then there's still growth potential. some investors might even be stupid enough to believe that they're really(as in intel/amd/ti/samsung/via) in the chip _building_ business too and could take a slice from the established suppliers. then there's the pipe dream of them getting 30% cut of all electronic transactions to which they're pushing with using only their in-app purchasing.

      it's surprising though that financial institutions haven't slapped at apples vague announcements about using their cash.

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    34. Re:Owning stock - so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you are describing is the bond market. You loan them money and they pay you back with interest.

      Stocks are different, you purchase part of the company get some voting rights (because you're an owner), can sell you shares and if the company decices to take profits you collect a portion based your percentage of ownership ie a dividend.

      If they don't pay dividends than the profits are being reinvested, the company is more valuable because the excess revenue is going to cash ballance, reducing debts (paying back the bond holders), or hopefully new marketable product. There is no trick there an not paying a dividend does not turn a stock into a ponzi scheme.

    35. Re:Owning stock - so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is speculation, but not necessarily just for the sake of speculation. The stock may one day pay a dividend. And at that time it would presumable have incresed in value. So by buying in now when there's no dividend, you risk there never being a dividend, but you also can accuire more stock with the same capital copmpared with what you could get if you waited until there was a dividend.

    36. Re:Owning stock - so? by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      What's the point? This: http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=AAPL+Interactive#chart1:symbol=aapl;range=1y;indicator=volume;charttype=line;crosshair=on;ohlcvalues=0;logscale=on;source=undefined

      In one year, they've just about doubled their stock price, in the worst economy this country has seen in over 60 years. That's a pretty good reason to own it (and then subsequently not own it).

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    37. Re:Owning stock - so? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      You can't re-invest 100% of your profits in growth; it doesn't make any sense. Large businesses can't simply diversify and grow exponentially larger; they can slowly grow, feel around other markets, work their way up, but not instantly. In that case, why hold so much money if so much more is coming?

    38. Re:Owning stock - so? by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      And that's a fair rationale... we need this cash to make the company better, and you the investor will hold a larger more valuable company as a result. However, that only works in the short / medium term... when that becomes a perpetual promise, then it never pays.

      No, because of two points:

      • you can sell the stock and get your money with interest in exchange
      • the company is actually worth more, and could at some point dissolve, sell the assets and pay out the owners.

      This second theoretical point is what makes it different from a Ponzi scheme which would never be able to do that. The second point also enables the first point - again that's where a Ponzi scheme would break down, as potential buyers would eventual realize that problem. The company stock is backed by the assets of the company, the Ponzi scheme is backed by investors not realizing there aren't any.

    39. Re:Owning stock - so? by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      The fraud comes in the assumption that stock prices can go on rising indefinitely. At some point, Apple is going to either stop growing or else grow quite slowly, so there will be no future events that could justify its stock price rising much/at all.

      At some point, the stock price has to be based on discounted future cash flows (i.e. dividends received) or else it is actually worthless.

      People are uneasy at companies like Apple with high valuations because there is no way of justifying their price based on future cash flows, as there is no sign of them paying dividends.

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    40. Re:Owning stock - so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The decision is whether to pay dividend or invest that money to try to grow the company. Your stock will be more valuable if the company grows.

    41. Re:Owning stock - so? by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      The point is that there is no logical reason for the price to be going up. You can only sell high because people are caught up in the Apple bubble.

      If I invest a million dollars in Apple today, that should be because over, say, fifty years I get back in discounted cashflow terms more than a million dollars. At present, the only way I get back the million dollars is by selling the stock on to someone else, but if the projected cashflow hasn't increased, there is no reason why the stock price should have either.

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    42. Re:Owning stock - so? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Well if you made a long term investment in MSFT "after" the bubble, you would be losing money per share even with dividends because of the stock dropping to below 28 dollars if you needed to sell right now.

      1. Stocks are not supposed to be like ready money which you buy and sell at short notice.

      2. If Microsoft is paying dividends you are getting some cash return on your investment, with Apple you are getting none (while they don't pay dividends)

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    43. Re:Owning stock - so? by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think it's "merely" $30B cash on hand. Still, that's a a LOT of money.

      And there's a considerable fight over that. Having $30B cash on hand is not necessarily a good investment. If you can't pour it into that vaunted Apple-style R&D, maybe it's time to hand some out to the shareholders so that the cash can seek out more productive uses.

    44. Re:Owning stock - so? by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was rather oversimplifying. Executives have a lot of control over American corporations that really belongs to shareholders.

      But unlike the peasants, you don't have to be in stocks. If you don't like the way it's run, sell. Or arrange a corporate coup, though the laws make that harder than it really should be.

    45. Re:Owning stock - so? by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      Everything you describe is fair in the open market. There is no fraud. Fraud is something one party does to another, it's a crime. One party "assuming" something isn't a crime.

      The fraud comes in the assumption that stock prices can go on rising indefinitely.

      A Ponzi scheme is where the bucket shop promises you it will rise indefinitely. Nobody's promising long AAPL investors anything here, they know they could lose their shirt and they're willing to take the risk. The fraud of a Ponzi scheme is that they don't disclose the risks.

      I think you're too hung up on the idea that a share of stock should have some intrinsic value based on the income it generates or something. In the market nothing has intrinsic value, the only thing that matters is that someone will pay what you're willing to accept. The fact that new investors with new money arriving in the market every day drives appreciation, because more dollars chase fewer shares, some shares more than others. Wether or not AAPL shares will pay off, and in what way, for the individual investors is nobody's business but the investors, as long as no one is lying.

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  7. /. News Network by Even+on+Slashdot+FOE · · Score: 1

    A prominent company, Apple, told investors today that it was not in their best interests to know the company's plans for the time after Steve. Unsurprisingly, this is causing questions as to why knowing who is planned to be the next CEO is a bad thing, and hurting stock prices.

  8. I don't think so by sideslash · · Score: 1

    Apple's so-called "financiers" are also the benefactors of its remarkable success. If Jobs digs in his heels and decides to keep it secret, I predict they're not going to actually do anything. Or at least not until after Jobs might (unfortunately) pass away.

  9. I've got a solution. by orphiuchus · · Score: 1

    I'll do it.

    Take his place that is.

    Problem solved!

    So, do I get payed via check or direct transfer or what?

    1. Re:I've got a solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about in change? If I'm not mistaken, Jobs compensation last year was $1.00

      SB

    2. Re:I've got a solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last I checked Steve doesn't have a salary (or maybe just a very very small one). I'm not sure he'd just hand his stock over to you.

    3. Re:I've got a solution. by yodleboy · · Score: 1

      "So, do I get payed via check or direct transfer or what?"

      iTunes gift cards probably.

    4. Re:I've got a solution. by orphiuchus · · Score: 1

      Look, the job market is shit. I'll take whatever they feel like giving me.

      Also, as my second act, I'm increasing my salary as a retention incentive.

    5. Re:I've got a solution. by grouchomarxist · · Score: 1

      Sure, but you'll get Job's salary. $1 a year.

  10. Speculation by Ensign_Expendable · · Score: 2

    Rumor mill says Eric Schmidt.

    1. Re:Speculation by monoqlith · · Score: 1

      Eh. Not sure if he fits the profile. Schmidt seems to fulfill more of a management and supervisory position to execute what the visionaries - who are not him - want to get done. I think they're going to probably want someone like Jobs who - in addition to Schmidt's manamagent style - has a very clear idea of what he's aiming for, and is often the only one who has that idea sufficiently clearly to effectively direct the organization beneath him

    2. Re:Speculation by Cronock · · Score: 1

      [Citation Needed]
      If he wasn't good enough for Google, he's far behind for Apple. They need somebody like (or better than) Jobs, not like the CEOs that tanked the company before his return. There are tech visionaries out there, and many of them inside Apple already, but I would never in a million years choose one of the run-of-the-mill CEOs that are churned out by top-notch universities. Not that there's anything wrong with them, they just don't belong any higher than CFO position at Apple.

    3. Re:Speculation by Steauengeglase · · Score: 1

      Doesn't seem to difficult. Just hand Schmidt a card that says:

      If an underling asks you something, tell them either 'no' or 'your idea is shit and unworthy of this company; this stands as proof that you are a horrible, horrible human being. Come back when you have something that doesn't make me sick to my stomach. Wait for profit.'

  11. Stock Market 101 by tverbeek · · Score: 1

    Um... the point of owning the stock is that you can choose to sell the stock, hopefully for more money. My motorscooter, my computers, and my collection of erotic Hummel figurines don't pay dividends either, but I own them, which means I can sell them.

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    1. Re:Stock Market 101 by exomondo · · Score: 1

      Um... the point of owning the stock is that you can choose to sell the stock, hopefully for more money. My motorscooter, my computers, and my collection of erotic Hummel figurines don't pay dividends either, but I own them, which means I can sell them.

      I know what you mean but that is an awful analogy. You can't do anything with stock but trade it, at least your motorscooter and computers have uses - which is most likely what you got them for anyway.

    2. Re:Stock Market 101 by Chapter80 · · Score: 1

      Um... the point of owning the stock is that you can choose to sell the stock, hopefully for more money. My motorscooter, my computers, and my collection of erotic Hummel figurines don't pay dividends either, but I own them, which means I can sell them.

      I know what you mean but that is an awful analogy. You can't do anything with stock but trade it, at least your motorscooter and computers have uses - which is most likely what you got them for anyway.

      Wrong. I can borrow against stock (and even buy a motor scooter or a computer).

      I can also buy more and more of the stock, so I eventually own 51% of the company. Then I can do a LOT of things.
      If the stock were selling for fractions of a penny, I most certainly would do that.
      If the stock were selling for $50/share, some huge company would certainly do that.
      That's why it's not so low priced.

    3. Re:Stock Market 101 by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      Stocks are imaginary. Without actual ownership of a company, i.e. sharing profits/losses, it seems pointless. Its the same thing as gold in World of Warcraft, it has some "real" money value to people but essentially it means nothing because it cannot actually do anything useful at all. That's only a counter-argument, not necessarily my belief. I hold some stock actually.

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    4. Re:Stock Market 101 by exomondo · · Score: 1

      Wrong. I can borrow against stock (and even buy a motor scooter or a computer).

      I suppose, but the analogy to a motor scooter and computers still fails, you certainly don't buy stock for the same reason you buy those items since they depreciate, the idea is generally that stock you own will go up in value.

      I can also buy more and more of the stock, so I eventually own 51% of the company. Then I can do a LOT of things. If the stock were selling for fractions of a penny, I most certainly would do that.

      That depends on how much stock there is, and if the stock is that low the company is likely going under so what's the point of owning it, it is - obviously given the stock price - almost worthless.

    5. Re:Stock Market 101 by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "... if the stock is that low the company is likely going under so what's the point of owning it... "

      There might be many reasons to own it. That's exactly how some people made billions of dollars: buy low, fix it up, sell it. Just like old homes. Or absorb the good parts, and sell off the assets. Etc.

    6. Re:Stock Market 101 by Chapter80 · · Score: 1

      The general reason for buying an item (whether it's a stock or a motor scooter or a computer) is that you feel the value to you is greater than the cost to you.

      The value may be in expected appreciation, or it may be in utility. Or it could be both. You may buy a classic computer because you believe it will appreciate in value, and because it works. You may buy a modern motor scooter because it gets you where you want it to go, and because you think it will someday be a classic (or at least worth more than what you paid minus the utility value). Many people buy Toyota cars because they hold up in value - so you get utility and resale.

      Stocks have a different utility. A stock is just a portion of a company. If you buy a big enough portion, then you have a TON of utility. You can do lots of things with the company, including breaking it up for sale in pieces, take it in a new direction to make more money, etc. And you don't even need to own a majority of the company to receive this utility - as long as a majority of the shareholders are thinking alike.

      Sorry, I am in support of the analogy, and it wasn't even mine. I see your point, but I think you are stretching it a bit.

    7. Re:Stock Market 101 by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      And the erotic Hummel figurines? What use do they have? :) Or a treasury bond that can't be cashed for 20 years? No one questions the point of buying bonds; buying a blue chip stock (even one that doesn't pay dividends) is very much the same thing.

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    8. Re:Stock Market 101 by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Um... the point of owning the stock is that you can choose to sell the stock, hopefully for more money. My motorscooter, my computers, and my collection of erotic Hummel figurines don't pay dividends either, but I own them, which means I can sell them.

      Your scooter, computers and figurines tend to drop in value with age precisely because they have no future cash inflows.

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  12. NO!! by gbrandt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No corporation is required to have a succession plan. Why should Apple?

    You are going to say that Steve is so important to Apples success and continued success that a plan should be required.

    I'm going to say that Steve is one man that relies on many people to come up with a successful product.

    If there is no law that requires a succession plan, then Apple should not be made to make a plan.

    1. Re:NO!! by SydShamino · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If there is no law that requires a succession plan, then Apple should not be made to make a plan.

      So you're saying that the shareholders - the owners of the company - cannot direct any actions of their company? Only the government can direct action via law?

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    2. Re:NO!! by Lev13than · · Score: 5, Informative

      No corporation is required to have a succession plan. Why should Apple

      Because shareholders own the company. If the company's owners want a succession plan then Apple had better well get cracking.

      Regardless, your assertion is false - most large companies will have succession plans for key staff. Many willl go so far as to take out hefty life insurance policies to cover short-term risk if their CEO, chief product designer, star analyst etc... gets hit by a bus.

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    3. Re:NO!! by exomondo · · Score: 1

      If there is no law that requires a succession plan, then Apple should not be made to make a plan.

      The company is owned by shareholders and they are the ones who want the succession plan.

    4. Re:NO!! by wondafucka · · Score: 1

      . Many will go so far as to take out hefty life insurance policies to cover short-term risk if their CEO, chief product designer, star analyst etc... gets hit by a bus.

      Many companies take out life insurance policies on all of their employees. It's called "dead peasant" insurance. (Albiet, the janitor doesn't get a hefty policy).

    5. Re:NO!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shareholders do not "own" the corporation. A corporation is a legal person and no one can "own" a person. The corporation owns all of its own assets. Shareholders have certain rights as shareholders. These rights include voting rights, rights to dividends IF the corporation chooses to pay them, and rights to a share of the assets if the corporation is broken up. It is never correct to say the the shareholders "own" that corporation because that is patently false.

    6. Re:NO!! by Xuranova · · Score: 1

      What are they going to do if upper management doesn't provide one? Fire them? Lawl.

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    7. Re:NO!! by Draek · · Score: 1

      Abandon ship en masse. Quite likely the worst thing that could happen to a publicly traded company such as Apple.

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    8. Re:NO!! by Captain+Spam · · Score: 1

      If there is no law that requires a succession plan, then Apple should not be made to make a plan.

      Whoever said anything about a law? The shareholders have stated they want to see one due to uneasiness about the situation and/or lack of faith the company has any preparations for what happens after Jobs leaves. If they don't get one, they may take their cash and leave. It's their money, they're perfectly in their rights to do so, and there's also no law that says they must keep their money with Apple.

      Now, a law probably DOES enforce the part of the scenario involving the shareholders taking their money and leaving, but of course there's no law forcing Apple to provide a succession plan for their shareholders. This does not, however, mean there are no consequences for not doing so. If, for instance, you stood somebody up on a date, though there's no law against it, there certainly are still consequences for it.

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    9. Re:NO!! by Howitzer86 · · Score: 1

      ... a company bus. ~_^

    10. Re:NO!! by Slutticus · · Score: 1

      As a 0.0000014% owner of Apple, Inc., i'm going to have to agree with you. I have fought hard for my little nibble of the pie crumb.

    11. Re:NO!! by pclminion · · Score: 1

      If a share is not a share of ownership, what exactly is it a share of?

    12. Re:NO!! by alienzed · · Score: 1

      That's like my kids demanding that I tell them what we're eating for dinner next July. Not only would answering that question be silly because it'd be purely guesswork, many things will change between now and then and the decision will ultimately change, drastically, based on what's in the fridge at that time. It just seems like such a useless question to ask; I mean it's in their best interest to choose the best person for the job at the time, shareholders should know and fully agree with that.

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    13. Re:NO!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a share of stock in the company.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shareholder

    14. Re:NO!! by ed1park · · Score: 1

      No corporation is required to be run ethically. Why should Apple?

      lol... Steve Jobs is important. Just like Warren Buffett is important to the success of Berkshire. But even Warren knows it is important to have a succession plan. Although he keeps his secret.

      A father of a large family and estate is not required to have a will, but it will sure make things alot easier for his family.

    15. Re:NO!! by exomondo · · Score: 1

      What are they going to do if upper management doesn't provide one? Fire them? Lawl.

      Abandon the company. Which is the likely scenario, Apple stock has skyrocketed, but since they don't pay dividends it's all about when to sell, and if Apple don't have a viable plan post-Jobs then now probably is a good time to sell.

    16. Re:NO!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See http://www.professorbainbridge.com/professorbainbridgecom/2010/03/once-more-with-feeling-shareholders-dont-own-the-corporation.html

    17. Re:NO!! by Cronock · · Score: 1

      The board holds the power to do whatever they want with their company. If they want to make the succession plan themselves, they can. As I understand it in my finite wisdom, the executives work for them, including Jobs.

    18. Re:NO!! by tres · · Score: 2

      Fine. get 51% of the "owners" to agree to the course of action. Once you've crossed that threshold, then you've got a point.

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    19. Re:NO!! by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well, that depends on what they said previously. if these new developments affect the stock price probably in the future then they actually have a legal requirement to inform the investors - if they don't then they're performing fraud. insider selling before a crash is the most usual stock crime anyways.

      but here's the real question: why is apple publicly traded in the first place? it's not like they need to raise cash from it(except jobs etc fellas who relied on selling the growing stock for their essential salary). (you could argue that they're publicly traded because they can't afford to buy all the stock back, and had to initially do it to raise money).

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    20. Re:NO!! by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      And when 51% of the shareholders vote that the board needs to have a succession plan, they'll create one. Just because one financial services company says that an unspecified amount of shareholders wants it, doesn't mean the board of directors has to do shit.

      It could be one guy with less than 1% of the company, and the statement would still hold true.

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    21. Re:NO!! by Rennt · · Score: 1

      Nope, parent's point does not depend on the result of the vote in the slightest. It's bloody well immutable. No matter what they decide on the 27th, it is the shareholders that direct the course of action.

    22. Re:NO!! by toddestan · · Score: 1

      In the case of the janitor, it's done as a tax dodge. But for key employees, it's to guarantee that the company will survive until they find a replacement for a key person, or at least to give the company time to adapt to life without them.

    23. Re:NO!! by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what will happen at the shareholders meeting. Thank you for making my point.

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  13. Apple treats its shareholders like garbage.. by intellitech · · Score: 1

    Seriously, we all know that Steve Jobs eternally obsessive management is what has primarily led to Apple's success, and depriving its shareholders of adequate information regarding his health AND not giving them an appropriate succession plan is almost certainly pure arrogance.

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    1. Re:Apple treats its shareholders like garbage.. by Caerdwyn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In at approx. 75. Currently 340-ish. Yeah, they're treating me like garbage. I need more people to treat me like garbage like that.

      He has a serious illness. That's all the info I need on his health. Seriously, does anyone on Planet Earth NOT know he's living on borrowed time (and livers)?

      Succession plan? Tim Cook. Done. Again, does anyone with any interest in who leads Apple not know this?

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    2. Re:Apple treats its shareholders like garbage.. by mikestew · · Score: 1

      Hey, where'd my mod points go? I took my paltry number of shares and told the whiners to piss up a rope (well, via proxy). I have more faith in a board that has made me a fair bit of money than I do some random pension fund that probably bought mortgage-backed bonds.

    3. Re:Apple treats its shareholders like garbage.. by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Only in at 262 but still happy, and not at all frantic about their planning.

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  14. Fox News of Tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slash has become the Fox News of tech.. Pandering to its most rabid fanbase.
    On a day when Verizon's servers are melting because of the iPhone pre-orders, we get a report making fun of their fearless leader.

    1. Re:Fox News of Tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So get involved with the filtering, submitting and posting of stories. It's a community effort you useless idiot.

    2. Re:Fox News of Tech by intheshelter · · Score: 1

      You're wrong and a socialist!!!

  15. posting as AC because I don't want the job. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They don't need an executive to fill his position.
    They need someone with a vision.
    They need ME.
    -AC

  16. Jobs knows best? by stimpleton · · Score: 2

    "saying that there hasn't been enough disclosure in why exactly Steve is absent"

    Friggin' boards and share holders. I hate them. I am biased obviously. I am in the trenches, so they probably look at me with equal distain.

    This is the generic problem, boards and shareholders poke their governance noses in, not trusting senior operational to make the best decisions. Steve Jobs, and I suspect those around him, would go to their graves doing the best for Apples long term goals.

    Jobs himself will be well aware of consequences of his absence but I am guessing is managing the fact his return is best. I am not a Jobs fanboy, but shareholder boards fuck off and count pennies somewhere else.

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    1. Re:Jobs knows best? by Lev13than · · Score: 1

      Friggin' boards and share holders. I hate them... This is the generic problem, boards and shareholders poke their governance noses in, not trusting senior operational to make the best decisions.

      Yeah, because the biggest problem facing corporate America over the past few years has been excessive self-governance.

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    2. Re:Jobs knows best? by mini+me · · Score: 1

      Shareholders own the company. If you don't like your boss(es), maybe you should find work elsewhere?

    3. Re:Jobs knows best? by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      Apple, unlike most other companies, has experience with how things go with and without him. Apple was nearly destroyed when Steve Jobs was gone, and his return made the company one of the most powerful in the world. That is a big damn jump.

      Of course, that's not to say it's all him, nor is it to say that it would happen that way again. That doesn't mean investors shouldn't be concerned about the possibility and want to know what the company is doing to make sure it doesn't happen that way again. If Apple the Juggernaut is about to turn back into a pumpkin, I would certainly want to know that if I have money invested there. Being as that is what happend last time, asking for a plan for how they plan to prevent it going forward hardly seems unreasonable.

    4. Re:Jobs knows best? by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs is a bit like a news item to the stock market. A good rumor makes the market rise and a bad one makes the market fall. One thing that Apple/Jobs exceeds at, however, is the way they manage their niche markets. They don't want "everyone" to be their customer. They don't want to service the large business enterprises. They want to be exactly where they are. Their target market hasn't changes significantly since the beginning. iPods are an exception but I see a LOT fewer iPods lately. iPhones will be around for about as long as the RAZR... maybe a little longer, people are already getting bored of them and a number of iPhone owners I know have already moved away from AT&T and their iPhone and picked up Android.

      Apple is awesome, but they aren't growing or expanding into new markets.

    5. Re:Jobs knows best? by nonguru · · Score: 1

      They have every right to poke their noses in if they own the company. Don't be hypocritical - you would do so yourself if you owned your own company. Count your blessings that somebody thinks you're worth paying a salary.

    6. Re:Jobs knows best? by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      Or buy back the shares.

    7. Re:Jobs knows best? by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      How do you explain record growth in Mac sales? The iPad is a new product for a different market to one they weren't in at the beginning of last year. The iPhone itself is barely 4 years old. What's an old market?

    8. Re:Jobs knows best? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was just thinking the same thing.

      Q. "Steve Jobs is taking a leave of absence and the value of our shares could drop, what do we do?"
      A. "We'll insist that Steve publicly announces that he has no idea when or if he's going to return"

      WTF?

    9. Re:Jobs knows best? by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Citation? There has been a "growth" in all things PC and networking where it's now unusual when there is just one computer in the home. The iProducts have caused a surge in interest in the Apple logo, but I think that surge has already waned.

    10. Re:Jobs knows best? by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      That doesn't stop them from behaving moronically. It's just as likely that they may be far more interested in short term profits than the long term health of the company. I'd put more faith in Steve and the senior leadership of Apple than their shareholders to do well by the company.

      I'm quite sure that they have plans in place and have had them for several years considering there was a time when no one was really sure if Steve was going to live. Publicly disclosing those plans could cause problems for the company.

  17. I hope you can join me in wishing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you care about freedom, love the internet and computers and aren't a big fan of Murdoch then I hope you can join with me in wishing Steve Job's a swift exit from this world, for the sake of us all (all except a few vacuous and ignorant mac fanboys of course.)

    1. Re:I hope you can join me in wishing... by Servaas · · Score: 1

      How can you even post something like that on a site as drenched in technology as Slashdot? Do you really know so little of the world to not just dislike their products but to really wish that on someone who has pushed technology as forward as like Steve Jobs? I don't care if your a fanboy or a diehard hater but you just can't say you are a technology lover and wish one of the big three dead, (Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Linus Torvald being the three imo.) they have more vision then anyone of us here will ever have and even if you disagree with what they have to say, people should listen when these people speak.

    2. Re:I hope you can join me in wishing... by Caerdwyn · · Score: 1

      And may they bury you, AC, face-down so you can see where you're going. You fail at humanity.

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  18. Don't see a need for a plan by commodore64_love · · Score: 0

    When they ousted Steve in 1985(?) they didn't have any problem finding a replacement. I doubt they'll have a problem finding a replacement when he eventually passes on.

    Random Thought:
    - the visionary men that made computers what they are today:
    - Nolan Bushnell (gaming & multimedia computing)
    - Jack Tramel (mass marketed the #1 and #2 best-selling computers - C=64 and A500)
    - Steve Jobs (obvious)
    - Bill Gates
    - probably left some off but those are the ones on top.

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    1. Re:Don't see a need for a plan by khallow · · Score: 1

      When they ousted Steve in 1985(?) they didn't have any problem finding a replacement.

      I disagree. Sure, they found a replacement rather easily, but had a great deal of problems as a result (and those problems were the reason that Jobs ended up returning to Apple). They can find someone to run the company into the ground, but finding a replacement for Jobs that's good for the business is going to take more work.

    2. Re:Don't see a need for a plan by msclrhd · · Score: 1

      - Major Grace Hopper
      - Tim Berners Lee (the internet)
      - Lady Ada Lovelace
      - Charles Babbage
      - ...

    3. Re:Don't see a need for a plan by commodore64_love · · Score: 0

      Okay I'll add a few more, just randomly:

      - The programmers at Activision and MicroProse like David Crane and Sid Meier (military sims/RPGs)
      - Engineers Bob Yannes and Jay Miner (Atari, Commodore, Amiga)
      - Jeff Bezos (amazon)
      - Sergey Brin and Larry Page (google)
      - Marc Andreessen (ported the web from Unix to Home Computers via creating Mosaic, then Netscape, and finally Mozilla)

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    4. Re:Don't see a need for a plan by mini+me · · Score: 1

      Arguably, Apple returned to Jobs. The technology is all NeXT. The people on the board are mostly ex-NeXT people. Apple is really only Apple in name today.

    5. Re:Don't see a need for a plan by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Wrong Apple Steve. That one is just an ad man.

    6. Re:Don't see a need for a plan by khallow · · Score: 1

      Arguably, the Moon is made of green cheese. The bottom line is that Apple was in big trouble as a result of the CEO that replaced Jobs. So it's not enough to find a superficial replacement for Jobs.

    7. Re:Don't see a need for a plan by mirix · · Score: 1

      How about the boys at bell labs?

      They came up with marvellous inventions like UNIX and C, not to mention the transistors to run them on.
      I don't think you'd be doing much gaming on a UNIVAC.

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    8. Re:Don't see a need for a plan by nmb3000 · · Score: 1

      the visionary men that made computers what they are today:

      Interesting list. With one exception (Bill Gates), you seem to have excluded those who are the actual reason computers exist as they do today.

      No mention of Ed Roberts, the father of the personal computer.
      No mention of Bricklin and Frankston, developers of Visicalc, the "killer app" of the personal computer.
      No mention of Don Estridge, the man who broke through IBM's famous bureaucracy to lead development of the IBM PC.
      No mention of Canion, Harris, and Murto, founders of Compaq, the company which dethroned the IBM PC, introduced the "portable" computer, and led the way to compatible commodity PCs.
      No mention of Steve Wozniak, easily equal to Jobs in terms of importance (if not moreso) to the success of Apple.

      Selling and marketing computers is important, but without engineers there wouldn't be anything to sell.

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    9. Re:Don't see a need for a plan by dunng808 · · Score: 1

      As long as we're making a list ...

      Don Estridge (IBM), legitimized PCs in business office

      Alan Kay (Xerox PARC, Disney) - Dynabook, Smalltalk, Squeak, the father of all GUIs.

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    10. Re:Don't see a need for a plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jay Miner died in 1994.

    11. Re:Don't see a need for a plan by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      Don't see a need? One word: Threehundredfortythreedollarsashare. What, you thought investors were willing to pay that much for ONE share of a company that makes HANDHELD MUSIC PLAYERS?? They are paying for the thrill of being, in some small way, in control over the man whose ego knows no limits. Get some schlemiel to replace him and, well, you remember what the share price was back in 85? Yeah. There goes early retirement.

    12. Re:Don't see a need for a plan by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Well at least Carly Fiorina won't be taking it. She needs to be in the Senate so she can make that Presidential bid for 2016.

    13. Re:Don't see a need for a plan by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I am pretty sure Ada Lovelace is dead too.

    14. Re:Don't see a need for a plan by mrsurb · · Score: 1

      Alan Turing

    15. Re:Don't see a need for a plan by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      - Bill Gates

      If Apple appointed Bill Gates at least it would prove they had a sense of humour.

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  19. Lowering the price? by hellfire · · Score: 1

    You speak with much sarcasm, but who's to say they aren't gaming the system a bit here?

    Speak ill of the company, the stock price begins to slide, the company complies, and you rush in with a bunch of automated orders that you had queued up to scoop up the stock as the announcement is made.

    I am not a stock broker, but this is a conspiracy that I might bite on.

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  20. Oh the worries by McTickles · · Score: 0

    of the iChurch. Please let not our fearless leader fall! we cannots lives withouts the One!

    Seriously though, this sort of attitude from shareholders is what you get from capitalism... "Jobs is unwell, oh noes! I am gonna be poor! quick lets get rid of him and put someone else in charge so i dont get the poors!" instead of "Jobs is unwell... sigh lets hope for the best"

    Capitalism has failed get that thru your heads

  21. we know who it won't be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jobs' successor won't be

    • a mysterious consumer marketing whiz who knows nothing about technology (John Sculley)
    • a dogged lab bench engineer's engineering manager (Michael Spindler)
    • a seasoned CEO, operations/cost cutting guy with successful tenures at old school Fortune 500 companies on his resume (Gil Amelio)
    • ? (Jean Louis Gassee) - he would be an intriguing choice, but I don't think it will him either
  22. I'm confused? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How did I end up on eldavojohn's blog?

  23. Replacing Jobs by Lev13than · · Score: 1

    Need to hire a new CEO? There's an app for that:

    http://jobs.apple.com/index.ajs?Language=en&CountryId=3

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  24. If I have learned 1 thinking from Steve Jobs by geekoid · · Score: 1

    it's that he has a plan. And a plan to implement that plan.

    Apple is usually quit on these types of matters.
    Persoanlly, I don't think he can be replaced, and think it will rot after he leaves. Very few peoplea re smart, and motivated, and understand what people want, AND listen to experts in specific fields and let them what they do best.

    Apple has many talented people, but a frontman and driver? That's going to be hard to get.

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    1. Re:If I have learned 1 thinking from Steve Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AND listen to experts in specific fields and let them what they do best.

      Oh, he listens to experts? I seem to remember otherwise: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2010-07-15/apple-engineer-said-to-have-told-jobs-last-year-about-iphone-antenna-flaw.html

      Apple has many talented people, but a frontman and driver? That's going to be hard to get.

      Bill Gates, any of the Google founders. Pretty much every top tech company has (or had in Gates' case) the "front-man and driver" combo you speak of.

      If I have learned one thinking (sic) from Steve Jobs, it's to be a control freak/egomaniac. That's how you run a successful company.

    2. Re:If I have learned 1 thinking from Steve Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's that he has a plan. And a plan to implement that plan.

      His plan could be to let the company rot thus making him the last good leader before its demise. Probably not, but there is no evidence that his plan would be in the best interests of the company.

    3. Re:If I have learned 1 thinking from Steve Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very few peoplea re smart, and motivated, and understand what people want, AND listen to experts in specific fields and let them what they do best.

      Just take, for example, how Steve listened to his radio engineers and changed the antenna design for the iPhone 4 so that it wasn't a strip of metal on the outside edge of the phone.

      Oh, wait...

  25. succession plan = competitive disadvantage by BearRanger · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why would Apple want to publish a plan if they have one? The top executives who aren't in line to move up will become dissatisfied and will look for opportunities elsewhere. The executives who are tapped won't have a timetable to move up, and will be sniped at and sabotaged by the executives who aren't in line in the hopes of improving their positions. It's a recipe for internal dissent and distraction.

    Apple is right and should resist this call to appoint a successor. If the shareholders don't like it they always have the option of selling their shares.

    1. Re:succession plan = competitive disadvantage by rudy_wayne · · Score: 1

      Why would Apple want to publish a plan if they have one? .

      Because the shareholders -- THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY OWN THE COMPANY -- say they want one. If Apple management doesn't like taking orders from the owners of the company they always have the option of working elsewhere.

    2. Re:succession plan = competitive disadvantage by omni123 · · Score: 1

      No -- Apple are taking it a vote and strongly encouraging their shareholders to vote against it.

      If the shareholders vote for it I am sure they will make efforts (slowly most likely) to appease the shareholders. That being said Apple management will know what is best for their company--likely more so then the few hundred thousand shareholders, bar a few key holders--and the reason is as GP suggested.

      Succession plans reveal weaknesses in your line-up and create dissent between your top execs and this is a recipe for a falling stock price, which is bad for everyone.

      If the screaming child REALLY REALLY wants to pour the detergent in to his mouth do you let him, despite knowing better?

    3. Re:succession plan = competitive disadvantage by rshondell · · Score: 1

      Why would Apple want to publish a plan if they have one? .

      Because the shareholders -- THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY OWN THE COMPANY -- say they want one. If Apple management doesn't like taking orders from the owners of the company they always have the option of working elsewhere.

      Apple's management is being paid by the shareholders to (hopefully) make the best business decisions that would continue the company's success. If they truly believe it's in the best interest of the company to not disclose this, it's part of their job to try and convince the shareholders as such. Either way, the shareholders haven't voted yet. Once they do, then they'll have some obligations. Until that point, it's just rumblings.

    4. Re:succession plan = competitive disadvantage by catmistake · · Score: 2

      Because the shareholders -- THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY OWN THE COMPANY

      What company lets shareholders RUN the company?

      Why are there more here chiming in that obviously could care less than those that actually have interesting and inciteful things to say? C'mon Slashdot posters... I come here for the comments, (and to troll) and lately, you've really been sucking. Please stop sucking.

    5. Re:succession plan = competitive disadvantage by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Why would Apple want to publish a plan if they have one?

      Perhaps because a substantial fraction of Apple's shareholders are=, with reasonable grounds, concerned about the risk the absence of such a plan poses to the continued success of the company, and because Apple (that is, Apple's management team) works for the shareholders, not the other way around.

    6. Re:succession plan = competitive disadvantage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What shareholders want, shareholders get. Period. If the board doesn't like it, they could start looking for new jobs. Now, if shareholders vote (50%+1) vote that they agree with the board, then there is no succession plan. It's quite plain and simply. Hell, almost all proposals that are against recommendations do not pass simply because people do not give a shit and do not vote.

    7. Re:succession plan = competitive disadvantage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple is right and should resist this call to appoint a successor. If the shareholders don't like it they always have the option of selling their shares.

      So if the owners do not like what their employees are doing, they should leave?

    8. Re:succession plan = competitive disadvantage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Telling your shareholders (the actual owners of the company) to fuck off is not valid strategy.

    9. Re:succession plan = competitive disadvantage by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      How many shareholders? And they own what percent? Enough to assert ownership of the company, or just some loudmouthed self-aggrandizing wallstreet asshole with write access to a PR newswire?

      If there was enough shareholder concern to publish a plan (where enough = anywhere close to 50%), there would be one published. Until then, it's just the same horseshit that has always surrounded Apple and their secrecy.

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    10. Re:succession plan = competitive disadvantage by Rennt · · Score: 1

      If the shareholders don't like it they always have the option of selling their shares.

      That's never gonna happen. I agree that publishing their plan is probably not a wise move, but remember that Apple have to respect the shareholders wishes - not the other way around.

  26. Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cybrog.

  27. It hasn't been revised for a few years... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2

    The succession plan reads:
    "Gil Amelio".

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    1. Re:It hasn't been revised for a few years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      haha, but in all seriousness, it actually reads "Tim Cook".

    2. Re:It hasn't been revised for a few years... by tlhIngan · · Score: 3, Interesting

      haha, but in all seriousness, it actually reads "Tim Cook".

      I would agree. It's no secret that the last time Tim took over while Steve was having his operation. I would no doubt believe Steve has groomed Tim to actually take over.

      And then there's the other Steve who while not officially on the Apple payroll (I don't think - maybe he gets a token amount?), is also as much a part of Apple as Jobs is. I'm talking about Wozniak, and while I'm sure the two Steves disagree on a lot of things, Woz would probably be hired as the public figurehead (Tim is a bit more private and reserved) to replace Jobs at keynotes and such.

      Tim has handled a lot of products already, and may not be as explosive as Jobs or as public, but I'm sure Woz would fit right in.

      I'm surprised that the shareholders are demanding it when the next in line is so plainly obvious. And I'm sure Jobs has also been grooming others for marketing purposes - a lot of keynotes feature more than just Jobs, especially during the demos.

    3. Re:It hasn't been revised for a few years... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      When they ousted Steve in 1985(?) they didn't have any problem finding a replacement. I doubt they'll have a problem finding a replacement when he eventually passes on. Whether said replacement is GOOD is another matter - and not really something you can predict ahead of time.

      Random Thought:
      - the visionary men that made computers what they are today:
      - Nolan Bushnell (gaming & multimedia computing)
      - Jack Tramel (mass marketed the #1 and #2 best-selling computers - C=64 and Amiga 500)
      - Steve Jobs (obvious)
      - Bill Gates
      - probably left some off but those are the ones on top.

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  28. Wait, what? by Rossman · · Score: 2

    "No corporation is required to have a succession plan. Why should Apple?"

    Because their shareholders want one, and the shareholders pay the bills.

  29. Oh, the corporate irony by rudy_wayne · · Score: 1

    Whenever a company gets complaints about a move that is controversial or unpopular, management's answer is always the same: "We have an obligation to our shareholders to ________ (whatever)".

    So now, the shareholders, those people whom management cares about so deeply, are saying "We want to know what the succession plan is" and management's answer is "F.U. it's none of your business".

  30. $1 CEO wanted by tekrat · · Score: 1

    Seriously, who's up for a job at Apple that pays only one dollar per year? That is Steve's official salary boys and girls, and it's going to be very difficult to find someone talented and innovative who will accept such an offer at such low pay.

    All that said, I vote for Woz -- get the other founder to take over and that's a story Wall Street would love... for about 5 seconds.

    I only hope the board has some brains and finds someone willing to run the company as Steve would, and NOT some MBA idiot who's only goal is to maintain profitability by cutting, while building his golden parachute. In other words, NOT Carly.

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    1. Re:$1 CEO wanted by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      They already went the MBA route with:

      John Sculley
      Michael Spindler
      Gilbert Amelio

      We saw how well those worked out...

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    2. Re:$1 CEO wanted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm talented and innovative (granted, not on the Jobs level) and I'll take that $1 job offer as long as I get his stock option plan :)

  31. Steve Jobs could only approve of Steve Jobs by erroneus · · Score: 2

    I was going to say that Steve Jobs had better start cloning himself to take over, but then I remembered what happened the last time there was an Apple clone -- they were sued out of existence and then Apple took the clone and called it "Apple IIe" So I'm guessing a Steve Jobs clone wouldn't last long either.

    1. Re:Steve Jobs could only approve of Steve Jobs by Enigma23 · · Score: 1

      I was going to say that Steve Jobs had better start cloning himself to take over, but then I remembered what happened the last time there was an Apple clone -- they were sued out of existence and then Apple took the clone and called it "Apple IIe" So I'm guessing a Steve Jobs clone wouldn't last long either.

      Hey, I used to own an Apple IIe! It wasn't very good though - oh, wait...

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  32. Oh, but YES !! Re:NO!! by siddesu · · Score: 1

    I'm going to say that Steve is one man that relies on many people to come up with a successful product.

    I don't follow Apple very closely, but my impression is that Jobs is the only public person in the company that matters. He's the chief salesman. The guy with the hype.The person that is interesting enough to the broad spectrum of media so that they engage in massive brouhaha over even minor stories -- like this one. When he's gone, unless he is replaced by someone who can command similar attention, Apple will lose out.

    I'd also venture a guess that only Jobs' charisma and leadership is what makes possible to put and hold the team at Apple's that outputs successful products together, manages investor impatience, etc. etc.

    When he's gone, it is anybody's guess what will happen internally. Leadership change is a huge challenge for a corporation. Investors that don't worry about that aren't smart investors.

  33. There's an App for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By now everyone should know Steve Jobs is eternal and will just ascend to a new plane of being. The creative headhoncho's will simply make a statue that links into the App store that allows communication with His High Jobs.

    Simple.

    There is always an App for that!

  34. Ummm.. who else has a public succession plan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's a ridiculous thing. Those are all covered under BCP plans if anything and no one is going to make that public. Ask Goldman Sachs if they have a public succession plan, or Microsoft, or GE.

    It's just shareholders wanting something they don't need. ( and I'm a shareholder )

  35. These people are fools by sribe · · Score: 1

    I'm sure Apple has had a detailed plan for a very long time. Now why in the hell should they be forced to let their competitors know that plan?

  36. Sequel time.... by rts008 · · Score: 1

    Then we'll get "Permanent Vacation at Bernie's".

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  37. One Mistake From Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I get tired of saying it but Steve Jobs is the new Gordon Brown.

    The huge expectation built up that Apple might sell OS X for the generic PC has been blown as badly as Gordon Brown bungled the phoney election. That and the control freak clinging on has created a huge wave of negative publicity. That hate doesn't disappear very easily.

    Instead of cutting in to Microsoft's market share Apple are leaving it too late as Microsoft recovers from the toxicity Vista. Unless Steve Jobs goes and goes now the blundering fool Steve Ballmer could be the one who knocks Apple out of contention for a generation. When he makes Apple look bad you just know Apple isn't doing something right.

    Problem is Steve won't listen. He's just too cock sure he's the genius who saved Apple and is seriously autistic when it comes to giving people what they want. It's only going to take one mistake like Gordon Brown's abolishing the 10p tax band disaster and Ballmer will clean his clock. If that happens Apple will go down with him.

    1. Re:One Mistake From Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The huge expectation built up that Apple might sell OS X for the generic PC has been blown as badly as Gordon Brown bungled the phoney election. That and the control freak clinging on has created a huge wave of negative publicity. That hate doesn't disappear very easily.

      Uh, what? When did anyone think OS X was coming out for generic PC? Apple already knows what happened to BeOS, OS/2 etc. Why would they want to repeat that story?

      Unless Steve Jobs goes and goes now the blundering fool Steve Ballmer could be the one who knocks Apple out of contention for a generation.

      Really, "the blundering fool" Steve Ballmer? I'm no fan of the man, but "blundering fool"? Are you a bad super-villain or something?

      He's just too cock sure he's the genius who saved Apple and is seriously autistic when it comes to giving people what they want. It's only going to take one mistake like Gordon Brown's abolishing the 10p tax band disaster and Ballmer will clean his clock. If that happens Apple will go down with him.

      Tsk, tsk. Apple vs Microsoft? That's so early 90's. Apple isn't really competing with Microsoft anymore. And I think they are "giving people what they want," if you judge that by product sales anyway.

  38. Doubly Bad Analogy by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    That's like my kids demanding that I tell them what we're eating for dinner next July.

    No, its not.

    First, because the relationship between a corporation's shareholders and the corporation's management team is not analogous to a child's relationship to a parent; its more like the relation between the proprietor of a small business to the employees of that business. Second, because what they are asking for isn't analogous to knowing an unimportant detail about the distant future, its about knowing the plan to mitigate a signficant risk that appears to have a substantial possibility of being realized in the near future.

    1. Re:Doubly Bad Analogy by dannys42 · · Score: 1

      To offer a better analogy, it's more like your kids demanding to know who's going to take care of them if you and your spouse "take a long nap" next July.

      Maybe you want to tell them, maybe you won't. But it's not unreasonable for your kids to ask, even if it might be slightly morbid and highly forward thinking of them.

  39. John Sculley by x1n933k · · Score: 1

    Maybe they should bring him back? Unfortunately, like was mentioned before Steve Jobs is Apple's leader. What I think is important is for them not to get sidetracked on a search for a new face but instead keep their products innovative and in the spotlight.

  40. Robot Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know the reason they don't want to reveal their succession plan.

    You know that big mysterious data center they are building? Full of computers, big powerful computers?

    Steve Jobs has realistically been dying for years now. Clearly apples succession plan is to take Steve Jobs and freeze him, slice his brain into wafer thin sections and scan them.. then simulate him in a giant hardened data center in the middle of no-where. That way he can rule Apple forever as it's cybernetic overlord!

    Personally, I would be ok with this. :P

  41. If you show me yours... by pwinkeler · · Score: 1

    Most all responsible corporations, publicly held or otherwise, have succession plans. But sharing them with the world at large beyond the: "if so-and-so leaves, we'll re-structure management and hire into such-and-such new positions" would be crazy. I mean, what would it say? If Steve were to die tomorrow we have an agreement that Balmer takes over? Seriously the plan can't publicly name names so that makes it pretty useless to publish. So I say, any corporation that wants to see Apple's succession plan should be required to simultaneously publish its plans.

    Barring that, I call upon all responsible corporate citizens to hand over copies of their succession plans to Julian Assange who will publish them for you.

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    PaulW, IT Consultant
  42. OK, OK... I'll do it by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1

    I am white, lanky, and I like wearing blue jeans and tennis shoes. I'm less nervous speaking to large crowds than small ones. I am an INTP which is close enough to ENTP. I don't own any mock turtlenecks but I imagine I could afford a few by exercising AAPL stock options. I've been using Apple products off and on since 1988, and bought a Titanium PowerBook G4 when it was frowned upon to own an Apple. So when do I start?

  43. The Plan is In Motion. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    Because shareholders own the company. If the company's owners want a succession plan then Apple had better well get cracking.

    All they have to do is wait 9 months - the plan is already in motion.

    Oh, wait, no, Jobs is actually coming back in six months. Because Apple has a history of being forthright about his health.

    Really, though, they're doing the best they can. When the Company hasn't fallen apart by November, people will accept that Cook can run Apple. _Any_ announced plan will just be shot down by a thousand armchair CEO's. They are protecting shareholder value, whether the shareholders accept that or not.

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    My God, it's Full of Source!
    OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
  44. Apple just executed their succession plan by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    Not only does Apple clearly have a succession plan, they just executed it. They could not be more clear about who is running Apple right now.

    As a shareholder myself, I'm satisfied that Tim can get great performance for at least the next 2 years. Beyond that I'll have to see what new product development (Jobs' true genius) looks like.

    --
    Build a man a fire, he's warm for one night. Set him on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.
  45. Iconic sans by mmj638 · · Score: 1

    Apple has been a couple weeks now sans their iconic fearless leader

    I skimmed that first line and thought this was about changing typefaces.

  46. Re:OK, OK... I'll do it by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

    Not close enough. I think his E is very specific to his success. More wordy: extroverts get their sense of self from others. Introverts get it from themselves. It's not really about shyness, although that does play a part in the dynamic (if you don't care so much how other people value you, then you're less inclined to interact with them). I realize your post was a joke, because the Apple board is not trolling Slashdot looking for job offers for their next CEO, but I still wanted to educate (others).

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    I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
  47. Shareholders did not propose a succession plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was proposed by Laborers' International Union of North America which renamed itself as Institutional Shareholder Services.

    Title is misleading. The article is a spin.

  48. Re:OK, OK... I'll do it by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1

    Right, but where are they going to find another white lanky guy who uses Apple products, likes to wear blue jeans and tennis shoes, and is an ENTP? :^)

  49. They Have A Plan by Eskarel · · Score: 1

    They just don't want to admit that it's "Liquidate my stock options and jump ship before the public finds out"

    When Steve Jobs leaves, Apple stock will tank, at least in the short term. Apple knows it, and based on this request so do their shareholders. Apple can't admit that though.

    1. Re:They Have A Plan by tekrat · · Score: 1

      I hope you are right. Because right now I cannot afford Apple stock. But if the price dips by $100 a share, I will buy it. As much as I can afford. Because sooner or later, Apple will reorganize, the best and brightest will rise to the top and Apple will continue to put out magnificent products by leveraging their existing intellectual property.

      And then I'll be rich.Or at least, richer than I was.

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      If telephones are outlawed, then only outlaws will have telephones.
  50. Less said the better by QuincyDurant · · Score: 1

    The new Apple under Jobs has been built on a PR platform of "loose lips sink ships." Back in the day, every product manager thought he was running Apple and was talking out of the corner of his mouth to any trade reporter he could find to spin his own career-advancing schemes. By the time Apple announced new products, the world was bored.

    Of course they have a succession plan, and that includes secrecy until the "launch."

  51. Re: Succession Plan Decided by JoeThoughtful · · Score: 1

    News: Apple announces that secret succession plan has been completed. In other News: Apple has just filed over three hundred patents concerning human cloning.

  52. It's obvious. by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    Bring back John Sculley.

  53. "Fearless leader"??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Fearless leader"??? Maybe they need Rockey and Bullwinkle at the helm!

  54. shareholders do not own the company by LoganDzwon · · Score: 1

    A lot of people on here mistakenly seem to think shareholders own the company. You are wrong. Any people with with $343.44 + commission has the same "ownership" of Apple I do or any other share holder does, (none.) In most companies a holder of a substantial amount of stock has some pull simply because they can threaten to sell their 15-20% which would drive the stock price down significantly. I don't really see Apple caring about this. It is possible to take over a company buy a large amount of stock so that you can get a majority rule at the stock holder's meeting and then replace the board, a hostile take over, but again, I do not see Apple caring about this. So, whatever Apple decides to do about this "push hard for succession plan" it will simply be a goodwill gesture.

  55. Re:succession plan by formfeed · · Score: 1

    Why would Apple want to publish a plan if they have one?

    Easy enough to find out:

    1. Monitor Wikipedia to see which bio gets altered (watch for "hacker", "garage", "always been a visionary..")
    2. Talk to the person painting the parking lot.
    3. Monitor the stores selling black turtle necks.
  56. HAL will be CEO from now on. by odeland · · Score: 1

    They have a new computer in the 9,000 series that will take care of CEO. Hello HAL.

  57. They might as well post everyone's salary online by iamacat · · Score: 1

    What motivation would any executives at Apple have to work hard if the next CEO is pre-announced? Steve Jobs could stay on for a year, or five years or ten years. That's a lot of water under the bridge. Should no new talent have a chance to emerge as a leader in all that time? Do we want Apple to make monthly public changes of heart like a rich grandma with a will?

  58. Problem by ignavus · · Score: 1

    A charismatic leader may create an organisation.

    But an organisation is much less likely to create a charismatic leader.

    It will shape them into a "team player", it will squash them, or it will eject them as a troublemaker.

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    I am anarch of all I survey.