Sarah Palin Seeks To Trademark Her Name
Hugh Pickens writes "The LA Times reports that former Alaska governor and 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has filed paperwork with the US Patent and Trademark Office in November to trademark her name. On her initial application, Palin listed usage of the trademark for a website featuring information about political issues; and educational and entertainment services, including motivational speaking in the fields of politics, culture, business and values. Legal experts say it is relatively unusual for politicians to formally trademark their names because they are generally not associated with commercially valuable products or services and that trademarking a name is more common for celebrities in the fields of entertainment, fashion or sports. 'Sarah is somebody who is now out of government and pursuing other activities, in particular, speaking engagements ... and it looks like she's looking to protect her name with those activities,' says attorney Claudia Ray."
We are going to be subject to this woman for years and years to come.
Does this mean she's trying to prevent others from using her name in articles/posts/blogs/etc without her approval or consent? Will she be able to use the DMCA to force removal of anything negative about her that she does't like?
$10 says she uses this as a club to try to quell speech that she doesn't like.
There is a war going on for your mind.
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Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
So now we cant make any more SarahPorn?
...she's going to copy Dave Gorman, find a bunch of other Sarah Palins, and write a book/tv show around her adventures...
Maybe.. she's an entertainer pretending to be a politicans, infact did you know people PAY to hear the dumbest woman on the earth speak?
did you forget to take your meds?
Does this mean I can't use the Sarah Palin name on my brand of specially-bred mutant jackasses I'm going to sell?
Tired of being "punished" by the Slashdot $rtbl since 2002. I'm now over at http://soylentnews.org/ .
She's not a politician, she's a celebrity. She is no more qualified to be a politician than Arnold Schwarzenegger or Ciccolina.
She's also one of many recent political figures to be an IP maximalist.
yawn....
i've been calling her "that stupid cunt from alaska"... & nobody seems to have any problem figuring out who im talking about.
...is an effort at branding herself. And I'd be happy to help her. Can I start the fire and hold the branding iron, dear Sarah?
'The Economy' is a giant Ponzi scheme whose most pitiable suckers are the youngest among us and the yet-unborn.
more common for celebrities in the fields of entertainment, fashion or sports
She is clearly in entertainment - how many TV shows are about her right now?
She is also in fashion - we all heard about her massive wardrobe budget when she was campaigning with McCain.
And her entertainment is sport - at least to her. She tells us about her heroic helicopter hunting trips, and her husbands awesome snowmobile races. Those definitely count as sport where she is.
Damn_registrars has no butt-hole. Damn_registrars has no use for a butt-hole.
SarahPalinIsARetard.com
SarahPalinIsADumbCunt.com
SarahPalin ... well you get it.
Unless it's included in "entertainment services" she seems to have made a mistake. Perhaps she realized that having the trademark listed for pornography would make her a laughing stock? It's also possible that wouldn't be granted because of prior art. Does prior art count for trademarks?
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sarahthetardPalin
Would not the principle of prior art still permit you to speak about "failin Palin"?
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It would only confuse those who don't know Pelosi is from California.
She's the Wicked Witch of the West.
Geeze!
I humbly suggest that the American flag be removed as the icon for this submission and replaced with something associated with stupidity, such as a dunce cap.
It's all that woman deserves, anyway.
Additionally, trademarking has nothing to do with her activity in government, so it seems a slightly inappropriate icon in that respect as well, in my opinion.
Beauty Queen, VP and now Billionaire...
I'm under the impression that a trademark must be associated with a certain product. That's why there's Linux soap. If Sarah Palin wants to register her name as a trademark, fine, that's her problem, but she cannot keep people from using it for other purposes.
I see this as good news then, it means she won't be running for office, as a political figure CANNOT exert such control over their name usage.
Now, you still can't sell products as "Approved by [Political figure]", but pretty much anything else is fair game.
God forbid you conservatards have to see an opinion that differs from yours.
She will never go away if everyone keeps clicking on every headline that contains her name.
Join me in avoiding her, and let's start talking about real issues.
Under the little-known trademark category: Hypocritical Speakers.
Does this mean she's not planning on running for President? Can discount that nightmare scenario from happening (although her odds of winning were fairly bad anyways). No doubt she'll try to brand herself as the Republican version of Oprah and try to get her own tv talk show to counter the liberal-biased media that she has no problem being an attention-whore for. How is she a "tea party darling" again? "Constitutional scholar" aren't words I would ever use to describe Sarah Palin (tm).
What does Michael Palin say about this? - He has been around as an entertainer for a long time.
Sarah is a common womans name - I am sure there was one in the Bible.
A proud moment for the Palin family. Scumbag Levi Johnston must be very happy he got the hell out of Dodge. Problem is, he didn't get out of Bristol in time.
This is one of the early supporters of the "Teabaggers", yes, you know, the ridiculous right wing nut jobs who called themselves "teabaggers" until one of their kids showed them urbandictionary.com and they realized it meant laying your testicles on a passed out person's face and snapping pics.
Should we expect any different from her?
His trademark, of course, was filed while he was still purely an entertainer. Nevertheless in came in useful when he ran for governor and his opponent sent put a mailer with Jesse's likeness in his full blown wrestling regalia repleat with feathered roach clips and a boa. Ventura was able to sue to stop the mailing.
More interesting is whether such options would be viable where there was a larger conflation between political and entertainer personas. Unlike Ventura's situation there is no obvious bright line between Palin's persona as a politician and as an entertainer.
If Palin does get a trademark, I would hope that the courts would reject any trademark infingement case over references to Palin with regards to her political persona.
Neither so Sarahs with any last name other than Palin. In fact even other Sarah Palins don't have to worry unless they intend to market themselves in the same industry niche as Sarah Palin. If Palin is awarded a trademark on her name, someone with the given name Sarah Palin, for example, could market him or herself as a comedian and not have to worry at all. What it might do is give Palin grounds to sue Hustler if Hustler makes a sequel to Nailin' Paylin and clearly references the persona as described by the trademark.
Isn't slashdot supposed to be news for nerds? Why are we talking about a person who refuses to believe in science?
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The article says Sarah is out of government. That's a big load off my mind. Now I can lump her in with other mindless celebrities like Paris Hilton and the Kardashian gaggle.
Sorry, but gray text on gray background is making my eyes bleed.
So now the porn studio will have to re-brand a rather famous title to "Who's Nailin' P@ilin"?
Does this mean she's trying to prevent others from using her name in articles/posts/blogs/etc without her approval or consent? Will she be able to use the DMCA to force removal of anything negative about her that she does't like?
As the name implies, the Digital Millennium COPYRIGHT Act applies to copyright law, not trademark law. With a registered trademark, she can prevent others from using her name on commercial products where there's a likelihood of consumer confusion that she's endorsing, sponsoring, or created the goods. Like, if you sell "Sarah Palin's Gun Cozy," you'll get hit with an infringement suit. If you post a blog entry saying "Sarah Palin's a greedy doofus," this is entirely outside trademark law.
can Slashdot get off the fucking Palin derangement bandwagon please? WTF does this news have to do with anything but your hate for conservatives? Does this derangement permeate EVERYTHING in our society? How about a brand new post bashing George Bush and Tomcat? Maybe an article explaining how awesome free internet access under Chavez is? I thought it was news that matters....fucking childish idiots.....
"I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called 'Mr.Evil,' thank you very much!"
The Palinator ... seeing as she pretty much wrecks everything in politics that she touches.
The Dems are going to be VERY unhappy about this.
that I have to pay her if I call something "A steaming pile of Palin," or say, "Darn, my leftovers have turned into a puddle of green Palin?"
Well, well, well. It seems as though the mob grows restless. I've heard it said conservatives are so narrow minded that their ears touch and I've heard liberals are so open minded their brains have dropped out. I think most of us are too frightened to hear things that challenge us in our comfort zones. Sarah Palin says we need to look out for ourselves, quit depending on the Gubmint, and stiffen our backs with a little pride in America. What's wrong with that? The only people I hear trying to suppress speech in America are folks like Clyburn who want to shut the likes of Beck and Limbaugh down. Franken and Air America were dismal failures because no one wants top hear all the vitriol from Rhodes, etc. I listen a little to both sides of the story -- mostly to keep tabs on both sides. Seems it would make for a more intelligent poplulace if we all do so. It's just not smart politics to let either side have too much control. Notice all the states and cities controlled by Democrats have massive debt that may go into default? Just my 2 cents.
So, what would a success in trademarking her name mean for other people named "Sarah Palin"?
Would they be obliged to change their names? Would a take-down succeed if they used their names on facebook, twitter, & maybe billboards & stationery letterheads? Inquiring minds want to know...:-)
So a news organization can take the time to get her permission before reporting a story that includes her copyrighted name, or be first to press by dropping her name from marketable stories, and dropping stories explicitly about her, right?
Meaning that for the next two years we'll see stories about pro-small-business Democrats and Rockefeller Republicans, maybe a health care industry that's regulated but threatens neither providers nor patients, trivial taxes on the poor, reasonable taxes on a hypothetical middle class, and diabolical taxes on billionaire bahstads, right?
Perhaps Sarah What's-her-name could run for office in a country where the copyright laws wouldn't support this. Like one with barely any military and no significantly large businesses or oil deposits.
Maybe the Moon; she might fit nicely into the culture there.
It isn't my intention to troll. Please /. editors. No more Sarah Palin stories. No one cares. That is all..
One only has to do a brief search of ancestory.com to see that the former governer of Alaska is not the first Sarah Palin to exist. Therefore, wouldn't that fall under prior art?
yo, slashdot, why are you reporting ANYTHING about her?
I know the latest thing people patent is intellectual property, but wouldn't that be an oxymoron where Sarah Palin is concerned?
If instead of campaigning on her own image, Sarah Palin spent half that time studying world history... er... if she spent that whole time studying instead of, you know, then... well...
Okay, I guess she'd need a lot more time than that to shore up her deficiencies.
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Excuse me but how is this news for nerds? Is it because us male geeks all have an HD copy of "Nailin Pailin" on our hard-drives?
I guess we'll have to start using her Wasilla nickname now: Nutty McNutfucker.
We wouldn't want any clones of her, now would we. Although I doubt anyone could produce a clone that's cheaper than the original.
and while i'm at it, might as well cover the atoms within a drop of water.
Palindrome and Palindromedary too?
That's ok, we just need to make her name a ubiquitous term so her trademark protection will be lost.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_generic_and_genericized_trademarks
Culling a few from Urban Dictionary, how about:
Palin ("Pulling a"): Quitting when faced with adversity; Abandoning the responsibility entrusted to you; Quitting after realizing you can't withstand basic criticisms and complications of your job.
While she's at it, she should trademark "Intergalactic Pie-Hole", just to be safe.
Remember: Pies For Palin. Bake a pie. Send it to Sarah.
Possibly an indication that she will not be running for president but seeks paid work as professional political activist/fundraiser since the move seems to indicate that she seeks to commercialize her name/brand. I.e. she is taking her name private and does not wish to be considered a public figure. If approved, I wonder how it will affect the bloggers and other supporters who use her name and image.
maybe she wants to cash in on "Steampunk Palin" while some people are still able to keep their food down.
Steampunk Palin comic, not for weak of stomach
(ok, back to my Palin-free February)
I think we should all just start calling her "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named".
Wait... there are doubtlessly other Sarah Palins. According to a web site that specializes in such things*, there are three. Couldn't any of those people -- particularly if older -- effectively squash the application? --Tom *I'm not giving the link because it has obnoxious pop-unders. You're welcome.
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Maybe that could be an excuse for the MSM to refrain from reporting on her every move. Her fifteen minutes of fame were up years ago.
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I wonder what Colbert... err I mean Mika Brzezinski will think of this?
If she doesn't get this done really quickly, Mattel will make a Caribou Barbie doll before she gets a chance to stop them.
How ya like dat?
Even if Bob Dole wanted to trademark his name he would have difficulty since there is a real possibility of confusing him with a pineapple.
I would not like it anyway. I would not like to be associated with a name like that .... I feel sorry for the women who do.
If my family's name is "Palin" this means she owns the rights to my daughter if she's was named Sarah? What about the "prior" art argument? According to howmanyofme dot com there are 790,847 named Sarah, 1,178 people with the sir name of Palin, and 3 people named Sarah Palin. Do the other 3 people have to pay a licensing fee if the former governor get her patent (very likely give the behavior of the U.S. PTO of late)?
I named my favorite toilet "Sarah Palin" and id'ed it with gold foil. It has solved my problems with constipation!
Besides her name, she might also want to trademark: "Vacuous Twit, Governor Dim-Witty, Gobsmacking Imbecile, and Opportunistic Airhead." Of course this hardly distinguishes her from legions of folks (from both sides of the aisle) in D.C. these days, it just establishes her as one of many aspiring know-nothings who wants to reduce our country to a religious based fascist state.
I heard the ugliest job in Washington during the "Dubyah years" was the person who had the task of putting their hand up his rear to operate his mouth. If Sarah should get elected, its nice to know that poor guy will have work again.
Voldemort of the real world!
Palindrone -- that droning monologue ... I can afford to ignore.
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because she & the palindrones (i should tm that;-) personify the american taliban*, which poses a significant threat to the enlightenment & rationality that has brought us the modern world that enables nerds like us to exist...
* the kleenex/generic sense: fundamentalist terrorists** who want 2 drag us back 2 the middle ages:-P
** just ask george tiller:-{
> 'Sarah is somebody who is now out of government ...'
Can we get that in writing please? With a signature?
This is the first time I've heard "birther" used in an anti-abortion/pro-life context. The only context I've heard "birther" before were people doubting the birthright citizenship of Obama. Lets not confuse the terms.
-molo
Using your sig line to advertise for friends is lame.
yet another example of US laws out of control
The name is not linked to a politically viable product.