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Activists May Use Their Targets' Trademarks

lee1 writes "Sometimes political activists use a company's trademark as part of a campaign to embarrass it or call attention to an issue. And sometimes the company sues, claiming that they own the mark and its satirical use is prohibited. Now a Utah court has ruled that such suits must fail because the parodic use of the mark is not commercial and is a form of protected speech."

203 comments

  1. hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    a non-embarrassing utah story?

    1. Re:hmmm. by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't worry. I'm sure the judge has twelve wives and seventy children under the age of 18.

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    2. Re:hmmm. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1, Troll

      Hmmm, touchy Mormon with mod points.

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    3. Re:hmmm. by jgtg32a · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      You were modded off topic, not Troll/Flamebait

    4. Re:hmmm. by MightyMartian · · Score: 0

      Pah, that's only at the moment. Initially I was just troll, but someone found me funny, and, as of 2:56 Pacific, I've been modded down as offtopic. But the message is still afloat, folks! Bad taste reigns supreme... SUUUU-PREME!

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    5. Re:hmmm. by shadowknot · · Score: 0

      I don't care about bad taste jokes, being a South Park fan, but get your facts straight if you're going to make a joke. Plural Marriage has been banned in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints since 1890 and those choosing to ignore this ban (very rare) are subject to excommunication.

    6. Re:hmmm. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And if he wants to, a mistress and a pet goat he blows every night.

      As long as he metes out sensible judgements, he's still a good judge in my books.

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    7. Re:hmmm. by paiute · · Score: 1

      I don't care about bad taste jokes, being a South Park fan, but get your facts straight if you're going to make a joke. Plural Marriage has been banned in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints since 1890 and those choosing to ignore this ban (very rare) are subject to excommunication.

      wink wink nudge nudge

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    8. Re:hmmm. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. I'm sure the judge has twelve wives and seventy children under the age of 18.

      Wow. Twelve wives under the age of 18? That's pretty impressive....

      But enough about why commas can sometimes be useful for adding clarity. I'm wondering what impact this decision will have with regards to the URS process discussion.

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    9. Re:hmmm. by Moryath · · Score: 1

      I don't care about bad taste jokes, being a South Park fan, but get your facts straight if you're going to make a joke. Plural Marriage has been banned in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints since 1890 [wikipedia.org] and those choosing to ignore this ban (very rare) are subject to excommunication.

      wink wink nudge nudge

      Say no more.

    10. Re:hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >those choosing to ignore this ban (very rare) are subject to excommunication.

      So the Mormon church takes an official stance via the "no true Scotsman" fallacy. Interesting.

    11. Re:hmmm. by fredrated · · Score: 1

      This is not a real reply, I am just trying to shape the indents in the full reply set.

    12. Re:hmmm. by fredrated · · Score: 1

      Still shaping...

  2. Also by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The companies in question should be forced to accept arbitration instead of lawsuits.

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    1. Re:Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arbitration panels are always packed with industry insiders. How will this hurt the companies in question?

    2. Re:Also by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Simple. You stack the panels with consumer advocates with baseball bats.

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    3. Re:Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      So the People Eating Tasty Animals satire site for PETA should not have been sued to oblivion then?
      Or does this ruling depend on whether you like the plaintiff or defendant more?

    4. Re:Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, of course they shouldn't have been sued. Who are you arguing with? Only the occasional loon would think they should have been.

  3. A big victory... by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 2

    ..for free speech. I completely shocked that this came out of Utah.

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    1. Re:A big victory... by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Im shocked it came out of a US court at all.

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    2. Re:A big victory... by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Im shocked it came out of a US court at all.

      You may not have to endure that shock for long.
      An appeal may be forthcoming, with a properly prepped judge.

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    3. Re:A big victory... by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 2

      That seems to be more in line with our bought and paid for legal system, especially in Utah of all places

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    4. Re:A big victory... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2

      And then the losers can appeal all the way to the USSC where it's anyones guess what'll happen.

    5. Re:A big victory... by cpu6502 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Where's all this Utah hate coming from? I spent a year there, and didn't think the culture was any different from any other US state (except possibly california).

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    6. Re:A big victory... by houghi · · Score: 0

      This is not about free speech. The companies MUST file a law suit, because otherwise they loose their trademark.

      This has nothing to do with satirical or political or whatever. If they don't sue or at least protest,they loose the trademark.

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    7. Re:A big victory... by Cwix · · Score: 5, Informative

      The culture is extremely different. You could make a plausible case that the state was founded as a theocracy, and that those roots are still very much there.

      Just note the state's rules on alcohol.

      The state has no open-door saloons. Full liquor service is available only to dues-paying members of "private" social clubs or at the 470 restaurants with liquor stocks they cannot advertise, display or even mention unless a customer asks first.

      The state's 121 taverns can pour only "light" beer, or 3.2 percent alcohol, and no other alcoholic drinks. No membership is required at taverns. Grocery stores can sell only light beer, too.

      Wine, hard liquor and heavy beer can be purchased at 36 state-run liquor stores - if you can find them. Typically they are tucked away in warehouse districts and off major thoroughfares.

      A quota limits the number of private clubs to one per 7,000 Utah residents, or 295 clubs concentrated primarily in Salt Lake County and Park City. Minimum club dues by law are $12 a year, though visitors can buy a two-week membership for $5. Or visitors can ask the guy on the next barstool to sponsor them as guests.

      I grew up in the bible belt and WE weren't even that strict.

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    8. Re:A big victory... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      I spent a year there, and didn't think the culture was any different from any other US state...

      Then you weren't paying attention. I spent ten months there... it was the longest ten years of my life! Ba dum shhhh!

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    9. Re:A big victory... by spun · · Score: 2, Informative

      Uh, no. You are simply wrong about this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trade_mark#Maintaining_rights

      You loose.

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    10. Re:A big victory... by ThunderBird89 · · Score: 1, Informative

      No they won't. It may be diluted, but using it in satire is not the equivalent of taking it for your own use. The trademark stays theirs.

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    11. Re:A big victory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And a theocracy would want to protect the interests of big business because... ?

    12. Re:A big victory... by careysub · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is not about free speech. The companies MUST file a law suit, because otherwise they loose their trademark.

      This has nothing to do with satirical or political or whatever. If they don't sue or at least protest,they loose the trademark.

      Nope.

      Overview of Trademark Law: "The standard is "likelihood of confusion." To be more specific, the use of a trademark in connection with the sale of a good constitutes infringement if it is likely to cause consumer confusion as to the source of those goods or as to the sponsorship or approval of such goods. In deciding whether consumers are likely to be confused, the courts will typically look to a number of factors, including: (1) the strength of the mark; (2) the proximity of the goods; (3) the similarity of the marks; (4) evidence of actual confusion; (5) the similarity of marketing channels used; (6) the degree of caution exercised by the typical purchaser; (7) the defendant's intent."

      So - unless the political activists are trying to sell a similar product or service that will confuse consumers then it cannot infringe, and the companies filing the suits know that very, very well.

      You are just trying to justify a sub-class of SLAPP suits: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_lawsuit_against_public_participation.

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    13. Re:A big victory... by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      This is about free speech, and is not the process through which a trademark is genericized. If I sell tissues as a "box of kleenex's" and Kimberly-Clark doesn't do anything about, then there is a real risk of genericide, and KC is compelled to act.

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    14. Re:A big victory... by LunaticTippy · · Score: 5, Informative

      My father grew up in a small mining town in Utah. His family was not Mormon, and it made life much harder than it needed to be. My grandpa, uncle, and father were passed over for promotion, harassed, excluded, refused service at businesses, charged extortionate prices for services such as funerals, contractors, automobile repair, etc.

      They were pressured to join the Mormon church. The relatives I have who stayed there all caved in and now toe the line. They gripe and mock in private, but they go to meetings and tithe.

      It is better in SLC (or as I've seen it humorously abbreviated SL,UT) - it is easy for tourists or short term visitors to forget they are in the beehive state. Things take a darker turn if you are perceived as wanting to become a permanent resident.

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    15. Re:A big victory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since it's not /. without a pedantic nitpick, the usual acronym is SCOTUS.

    16. Re:A big victory... by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

      Then you don't know Utah. Utah is one of the strongest supporters of free speech.

    17. Re:A big victory... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I guess the conflation of bible thumping and big business comes from rolling them into one party.

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    18. Re:A big victory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, some fancy footwork and you can work the R in CouRt into that abbreviation ;)

    19. Re:A big victory... by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

      It's a bit of a straw man to point out Utah's liquor laws. Alcohol has nothing to do with free speech. In any case, Utah has opened up a lot recently with its alcohol practices.

    20. Re:A big victory... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Not really. They only have to if their trademark is being used as a generic term (Xerox comes to mind) or someone uses their trademark. Satirical speech has never been grounds for losing your trademark.

      If, say, oil spilled on an ocean would be called "bee pee" and that entered colloquial speech, a certain company might be pressured to sue...

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    21. Re:A big victory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I could think of a few things mormons and apple fanbois have in common.

    22. Re:A big victory... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1
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    23. Re:A big victory... by Cwix · · Score: 1

      I was pointing out that the culture is extremely different then the rest of the country.

      Are you saying its not?

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    24. Re:A big victory... by maztuhblastah · · Score: 1

      You loose.

      He's tight. You lose.

    25. Re:A big victory... by Zephyn · · Score: 1

      Alcohol has nothing to do with free speech.

      I disagree. Alcohol often makes speech much freer than the speaker would prefer.

    26. Re:A big victory... by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      And a theocracy would want to protect the interests of big business because... ?

      Because they're run by the same damn people? Controlling the prols and sucking down their money is a common goal...

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    27. Re:A big victory... by OldSoldier · · Score: 1

      The loose lose misspelling, much as it irritates me, is understandable because of pronounciation. Consider

      chose - choose
      lose - loose.

      Of the above, choose rhymes with lose, so I can certainly appreciate why people think choose rhymes with loose.

      Perhaps if we had more moose around people would spell this correctly (moose rhymes with loose, but not choose)

    28. Re:A big victory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You loose.

      IBS?

    29. Re:A big victory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you are loose!

    30. Re:A big victory... by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

      Nah, I agree with the Oatmeal and (elsewhere the Angry Flower.)

      We need to quit mis-spelling those top ten words ... on a tech site... which specializes in syntax structures.

      Let's get this straight, now.

      Lose. All the glorious things you can think of to lose.

      LOOse is ... Goatse.

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    31. Re:A big victory... by OldSoldier · · Score: 1

      Oh, I'm not EXCUSING it, I'm merely suggesting that the Oatmeal strategy may fail when there's other forces pushing people to misspelling. IDENTIFYING those additional reasons may ALSO help stop people from misspelling it.

      loose choose moose

    32. Re:A big victory... by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      nose - noose

    33. Re:A big victory... by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Not insightful. The point is that where ever you find "very religious people", you find "republicans" and the GOP has traditionally been more generous to big business. It may not be causation but there certainly is a documented correlation. The more religious a state is, the more likely it is a red state.

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    34. Re:A big victory... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      We need to quit mis-spelling those top ten words ... on a tech site... which specializes in syntax structures.

      This is the comments section, not the actual story.

      Let's get this straight, now.

      Chill. Think about it using your own rationale: We're on a tech site... not talking about tech.

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    35. Re:A big victory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's fancy about Supreme Court Republicans of the United Motherfucking States? It's kinda gross, actually.

    36. Re:A big victory... by desertfool · · Score: 1

      Remember that the Pledge of Allegiance was written for the youth group of the "Christian Socialists" way back when. It wasn't always this way.

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    37. Re:A big victory... by Zorque · · Score: 2

      Most of that info is out of date as of last June, just FYI.

      For instance, bars are no longer required to be private clubs; and I can think of 6 liquor stores within 2 miles of me, none of which are the least bit "tucked away".

    38. Re:A big victory... by DirePickle · · Score: 1

      For the current SCOTUS it goes: Corporations, States/Feds, "People". This is most akin to Corporation vs. people, so this ruling will be overturned.

    39. Re:A big victory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely! Do you think MLK could have delivered "I have a dream" with such conviction if he hadn't had a nip or two first? Not.

    40. Re:A big victory... by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      They could sue for Defamation or Libel They could claim that the defendants made false claims about who they were and their relationship to the the Corporation. Showing injury would be hard. You would have to show that people didn't understand that the message was satire.

    41. Re:A big victory... by Psicopatico · · Score: 1

      ...of money.

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    42. Re:A big victory... by dryeo · · Score: 1

      I think that it is a regional accent thing. To me loose rhymes with choose but not moose.

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    43. Re:A big victory... by metacell · · Score: 1

      Organised religion is usually value conservative; it embraces traditional values and structures like family and morals. Liberalism and socialism, on the other hand, want to break up traditional structures, because they believe they can redesign society in a better way. This often causes value conservatists and economic conservatists to become allies against liberalism or socialism.

    44. Re:A big victory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because of the desire of bible thumpers to worship corporations and the money they control. Money worship, bible worship, flag worship, fetus worship. Same song different verse.

    45. Re:A big victory... by sjames · · Score: 1

      Hard to imagine, but the fundies did throw in with the Republicans for some reason.

    46. Re:A big victory... by JosKarith · · Score: 1

      >You may not have to endure that shock for long.
      >An appeal may be forthcoming, with a properly bought judge.

      TFTFY.

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    47. Re:A big victory... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I went to Utah one Sunday. It was shut.

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    48. Re:A big victory... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The loose lose misspelling, much as it irritates me, is understandable because of pronounciation. Consider

      chose - choose lose - loose.

      Of the above, choose rhymes with lose, so I can certainly appreciate why people think choose rhymes with loose.

      Perhaps if we had more moose around people would spell this correctly (moose rhymes with loose, but not choose)

      If you actually pronounce "loose" the same as "lose" you're even more of a fucking retard than appears at first sight. Typos are one thing, not being able to articulate common english sounds is something else entirely.

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    49. Re:A big victory... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      ... the theocracy is the biggest business around?

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    50. Re:A big victory... by axl917 · · Score: 1

      Then you don't know Utah. Utah is one of the strongest supporters of free speech.

      Yes, ground zero for a religion that until the 70's still didn't let us pesky Negroes in, and who in many ways....deified crazy founder, belief in aliens on other planets, magic underpants, tithing...are little different from Scientologists.

      Utah is just all about progressive, forward-thinking....

    51. Re:A big victory... by residieu · · Score: 1

      It's not necessarily a misspelling. Loose can be a verb. If they don't sue, they set the trademark loose.

    52. Re:A big victory... by godefroi · · Score: 1

      The state has no open-door saloons. Full liquor service is available only to dues-paying members of "private" social clubs or at the 470 restaurants with liquor stocks they cannot advertise, display or even mention unless a customer asks first.

      That's not true anymore. We have real bars, now. I don't drink, so I don't know the details, but the times, they're a changin'.

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    53. Re:A big victory... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Of the above, choose rhymes with lose, so I can certainly appreciate why people think choose rhymes with loose.

      Sadly, English doesn't work that way. Words variously come from Latin, French, German -- possibly a couple more.

      There's a lot of cases where trying to give someone hard, fast rules just won't work. There's certain kinds of mistakes I hear made by people whose first language isn't English ... and when you really think about the syntax, and ponder the syntax of their starting language, sometimes it's pretty easy to look at the mistake and conclude it's a perfectly logical thing to do ... but, it's still wrong because English has a lot of really strange rules. At which point, I just ignore it.

      I think trying to reconcile the things that "sound" alike but are spelled differently is probably futile. The number of homonyms in the English language is probably quite large.

      Which is why this stuff is covered so much in grade school -- I suspect if you didn't internalize all of these by the time you're out of high school, it's too late and you'll never get them right.

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    54. Re:A big victory... by spun · · Score: 1

      Did you read the post I was responding too?

      If they don't sue or at least protest,they loose the trademark.

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    55. Re:A big victory... by anotheryak · · Score: 1

      The culture is extremely different. You could make a plausible case that the state was founded as a theocracy, and that those roots are still very much there.

      Just note the state's rules on alcohol.

      So when was this written? 1975? This is totally outdated. I see anti-Utah crap on Slashdot all the time, including total fantasy about the difficulty of obtaining caffeinated soda in Utah. Most of the Mormons I know live on Coke or Mountain Dew; it's one of the few vices they can have.

      The state has no open-door saloons. Full liquor service is available only to dues-paying members of "private" social clubs or at the 470 restaurants with liquor stocks they cannot advertise, display or even mention unless a customer asks first.

      They can advertise now. That law was passed in the early 1990s and overturned sometime in the late 1990s, long before the 2002 Olympics. I think it lasted like five years; basically, it was a "bribe" to some Mormon lawmakers. They agreed to ban advertising in return for liberalizing the rules on alcohol in restaurants. But that is all long past. Except in your head.

      The "private club" law for full liquor service was abolished three years ago.

      The state's 121 taverns can pour only "light" beer, or 3.2 percent alcohol, and no other alcoholic drinks. No membership is required at taverns. Grocery stores can sell only light beer, too.

      You can buy full-strength beer at the liquor stores, brewpubs, or directly from the "factory stores" of the microbreweries. There are at least 10 microbreweries in Salt Lake alone. Epic Brewing on State Street in Salt Lake, just a mile straight down from the capitol building and even closer to the Mormon Temple, sells 9%+ beers right off the shelf. http://www.epicbrewing.com/

      Wine, hard liquor and heavy beer can be purchased at 36 state-run liquor stores - if you can find them. Typically they are tucked away in warehouse districts and off major thoroughfares.

      This is still true about wine and liquor being sold only in state stores, but it's been decades since they were hidden off in the middle of nowhere. And a LOT of states have that restriction. In Wisconsin, after 10PM I could not even buy Ginger Ale at the grocery store as it was considered a "mixer" and the entire aisle in the grocery store was LOCKED OFF behind metal gates.

      The Utah state liquor stores started changing this around 1977 with the wine store in Salt Lake's landmark Trolley Square shopping center. There are beautiful stores in prime areas of Salt Lake now, including a large new store right across from Cottonwood Mall. These are modern beverage stores with large stocks of wine, reviews, magazines, etc.

      A quota limits the number of private clubs to one per 7,000 Utah residents, or 295 clubs concentrated primarily in Salt Lake County and Park City. Minimum club dues by law are $12 a year, though visitors can buy a two-week membership for $5. Or visitors can ask the guy on the next barstool to sponsor them as guests.

      Again, the private club system was ended in 2009. It had eased up before that. I'm not saying that in Mexican Hat or Delta or some other town of 137 residents that it may not be a problem, I'm just saying you need to stop bitching about this and find something current to complain about.

      I grew up in the bible belt and WE weren't even that strict.

      Really? I'd say a dry county (like where Jack Daniels is made) where you are forbidden to buy or even DRINK alcohol is much stricter.

    56. Re:A big victory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More often than not, Mormons are so pro big business because of the membership being entrenched in the ranks of middle and upper management. Mormons usually work in such fraternity in these instances that in a lot of places in Utah, Idaho, Arizona, and a lot of other mormon states, you can't get ahead in some places without being a member of the local LDS church. This is never spoken aloud by the people among the status quo, but is a widely echoed sentiment by everyone else in the companies.

  4. poppycock. by SeNtM · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I'm pretty sure Bush abolished free speech.

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    1. Re:poppycock. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I'm sure Obama is fighting to uphold it.

    2. Re:poppycock. by ChipMonk · · Score: 1

      Unless you say something un-flattering about Michelle.

    3. Re:poppycock. by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      mods = GOP members with no sense of humour.

    4. Re:poppycock. by omfgnosis · · Score: 1

      Oh, is this the new version of:

      1. Bush is responsible for war crimes.
      2. Oh, because Clinton isn't, you Clinton-lover!

      ?

      Just want to make sure I'm up to date on my political strawman arguments.

  5. Somehow... by RyanFenton · · Score: 1

    ...I doubt that ICANN is going to be taking this ruling into account in deciding a company can take your domain away, and are willing to pay ICANN $300 to assert a trademark.

    Ryan Fenton

    1. Re:Somehow... by denis-The-menace · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up.

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  6. PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if the guy who lost PETA.org (People Eating Tasty Animals) to the other PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) can regain his domain name based on this ruling.

    In related news, the makers of pita bread are suing the Internet for the unfortunate acronym PITA (Pain In The A$$)

    1. Re:PETA by TheABomb · · Score: 4, Funny

      The National Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes is already working on its appeal.

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    2. Re:PETA by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Ever ate that stuff? I tell you, when you sit on the can, you KNOW that this acronym is apt!

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    3. Re:PETA by porges · · Score: 2

      You have a digestive issue with pita bread? It's bread. Perhaps you meants to joke about some other food?

    4. Re:PETA by metacell · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he meant "sitting on the can (which he keeps his bread in)"?

  7. This could get interesting by davidwr · · Score: 2

    I can't wait for the BigCoSucks Federation* (*funded by Mega Incorporated) and MegaIncSuxx2** (**funded by Big Company) duke it out.

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  8. Finally! by davidiii · · Score: 3, Funny

    On behalf of Exxon/Mobil, I'd just like to say that it's about god damn time.

  9. For the People by TemperedAlchemist · · Score: 1

    I'm sure this didn't have any corporate involvement at all. It was definitely to protect the rights of the people.

    1. Re:For the People by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2

      Big Satire has a huge lobbing division and many offices in DC.

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    2. Re:For the People by tnk1 · · Score: 2

      They even own their own Senator!

    3. Re:For the People by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Oh, they sure do! I see their antics on C-SPAN from time to time, these guys are great! Make me laugh every single time.

      Be careful when meddling with the satirists, they seem to have a powerful network going. Some of their jokes even get turned into laws!

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    4. Re:For the People by mug+funky · · Score: 2

      what do they lob?

  10. but couldn't they just... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sue for defamation? Doctors and other professionals do it all the time when their reputation has been intentionally and maliciously maligned, and sue for lost wages from it.

    1. Re:but couldn't they just... by Cwix · · Score: 1

      With defamation there has to be lying involved.

      If you tell the truth about the corporation, then no they cannot sue you for defamation. Or they could, but as long as you didn't go bankrupt in the process you'd win.

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    2. Re:but couldn't they just... by Abreu · · Score: 1

      Nowadays, you cannot sue for defamation without invoking the Streissand effect.

      There are a lot of idiots who buy a product or service, use it improperly or break it, and then claim it doesn't work and start blogs whining about the fact that the BigBadCorp won't give them a refund.

      Jerkasses

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    3. Re:but couldn't they just... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      But let's be frank here, the fallout usually drops on their head, then.

      Or how do you feel about the lady that sued McD for hot coffee after spilling it on her lap by being DUMB enough to hold it there while driving? Or the microwaving-the-poodle incident?

      The Streisand-Effect only works on companies that actually do something wrong. If they get sued by people too stupid to find their own ass with both hands, you'll usually see these people bearing the brunt.

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    4. Re:but couldn't they just... by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      not everywhere. and the burden of proof is on the defendant.

      in Australia, truth is flat-out not a valid defense. you can still defame someone if you simply publicize something they're known to have done.

    5. Re:but couldn't they just... by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      Or how do you feel about the lady that sued McD for hot coffee after spilling it on her lap by being DUMB enough to hold it there while driving?

      Read up on this. You're the dumb and/or uninformed one here.

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    6. Re:but couldn't they just... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      To back up scot4875 'they' have recently attempted to rehabilitate this stupid old woman and her shister.

      You are all expected to change your opinion about this case immediately and stop using words like 'shister'. Don't say you haven't been warned.

      The coffee was hot. Don't you understand, it was too hot to drink immediately. That's unheard of. She had no responsibility not to spill a hot drink on herself and no reasonable person ever expects coffee too hot to drink.

      The lawyer involved was a public servant (even though he was an ambulance chasing scumbag...forget I said that).

      It is funny how the same talking points come up on the partisan streams. MSNBC reports DNC news releases as straight news. FOX does the same for the RNC. Then you can go onto the net and find all the astroturfers repeating it.

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    7. Re:but couldn't they just... by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 1

      He might be, but his point is pretty much valid. So the woman wasn't driving - she still dumbly spilt hot coffee on her own lap and then sued McDonald's. It's like purchasing an anvil, tripping, hitting your head on it and then suing the manufacturer for making the steel too hard.

    8. Re:but couldn't they just... by metacell · · Score: 1

      It wasn't that simple. For example, it turned out that the McDonald's coffee was a lot hotter than ordinary coffee, which made the burns much more severe than they needed to be, and that McDonald's were aware, through their own marketing research, that their coffee was often drunk in the car.

      I'm not saying the damages were reasonable, but the case wasn't as simple as people make it out to be.

    9. Re:but couldn't they just... by metacell · · Score: 1

      Same thing in Sweden. For example, a man was convicted(*) for defaming a woman, because he was spreading around a video where they had sex, which caused the woman to receive snide remarks from her friends and acquiantances. The crucial factor the court takes into account is the damage to someone's reputation. It's not necessarily justified because it's true.

      (*) Defamation can be a criminal offense here, and doesn't need to be handled through a lawsuit.

    10. Re:but couldn't they just... by timftbf · · Score: 1

      The coffee was hot. Don't you understand, it was too hot to drink immediately. That's unheard of. She had no responsibility not to spill a hot drink on herself and no reasonable person ever expects coffee too hot to drink.

      As an almost totally unrelated rant, I get served coffee too hot to drink pretty much everywhere. I assume this is due to the coffee being made at a temperature based on it being contaminated with (cooler) milk or cream, rather than being served as the good Lord intended :)

    11. Re:but couldn't they just... by david_thornley · · Score: 2

      Nobody else seems to be looking anything up, so I won't either.

      IIRC, the woman bought a cup of coffee, and held it between her legs while parked. She removed the lid to add white liquid (probably not cream) and/or sugar, and the cup collapsed. The burns resulted in substantial medical bills, which she asked McDonald's to pay.

      The critical factor here was that the cup was deemed to be too flimsy, and that McDonald's was negligent in not providing unusually hot liquids in cups that could stay intact once the lid was removed. The heat of the coffee is of interest only in that it resulted in greater scalding, although the hotter the liquid the more important that the cup hold it.

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    12. Re:but couldn't they just... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Then why was the result that you can only get lukewarm coffee at McD now instead of cups that can stay intact when held at the side with the top removed (since they STILL can't!)?

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  11. Utah, huh? by cdrguru · · Score: 1

    Well, that isn't going to affect much.

    But it probably does mean that if you have a web site hosted in Utah and a shell company also in Utah that you can claim your use of a trademark isn't infringing based on this ruling. Because that is all it would take.

    This then opens the door to a shell company and hosting being used by literally anyone to denigrate products. I wonder how much Pepsi would be willing to pay for a trademark-laden anti-Coke site? Or a Toyota-bashing site offered to GM? There has to be some significant money available here.

    Obviously, the requirement for the shell company would be to make the web site completely non-commercial. Maybe just a couple of links to the "good guys" - the ones paying for the web site with heavy emphasis about them being the "good guys".

    Do you know why the Internet isn't polluted with such sites today? Well, maybe because this rather transparent ploy would be clear to enough people that there would be a lawsuit. Except obviously this judge never thought about that. I guess he was under the impression that people are just out there doing good things and only "spawn of the devil" or whatnot would ever consider using his opinion as the basis for a moneymaking scheme.

    1. Re:Utah, huh? by lexsird · · Score: 1

      Brilliant! Thanks for the idea. mwahaahahah

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    2. Re:Utah, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From TFS: "because the parodic use of the mark is not commercial and is a form of protected speech"
      Maybe this whole scheme you've concocted would be commercial, and wouldn't be parody, so it wouldn't be a form of protected speech? (Yes, advertising is commercial, even if you're "only" linking to your sponsor, not... whatever else you thought the commercial site would be doing?)

      Now I haven't RTFA, of course, and given the general /. level of accuracy in summaries, you just might be right, or TFA could be a lengthy discussion of moon-cheese. But as far as TFS goes, your rant seems to relate to an entirely different (fictitious) ruling than the one in the summary.

    3. Re:Utah, huh? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Satire != Slander

      Satire pointedly accuses of some misdoings or other transgressions that the satirized actually committed. It might exaggerate certain traits or aspects, but it does not pull accusations out of its ass and tries to "pointlessly" ruin the reputation of someone, and it never does so with the intent to benefit from it other than from the attention it gets. Satire never tries to redirect the affection of the spectators to other, competing products and companies.

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    4. Re:Utah, huh? by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      For the purposes of trademark law, commercial use of a mark means using it to sell goods or services, period. Advertising is not generally considered a product unless your company is an ad network.

      Using the name of a website to sell ads on that site is purely a descriptive use of the mark, in that it is the only way to identify that website. In general, descriptive uses are explicitly not considered commercial use. Thus, it is highly unlikely that advertising on such a site would constitute infringement if the site itself does not constitute infringement.

      Therefore, the only relevant question is whether the website is being used to explicitly sell goods or services with that mark. For example, it might be dubious to sell T-shirts with the PayPalSucks.com logo. It would definitely be problematic to start a banking site at that address. The site itself, however, is certainly well within its rights to sell ad space.

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    5. Re:Utah, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, a great money making idea would be "Identity Correction Exchange".

      Webdesigners create anonymous profiles. Interested private individuals anonymously offer money individually for a certain shock site ('create a profile in X's name talking about lust for young girls giving the impression he's a paedophile' - 'create a false company webpage with a customer service section pretending to give racist answers'). You effectively facilitate the money transfer. Offshore due to lawsuit happy people. I think there would certainly be plenty of interested people once this grows.

      I have no qualms about creating an "identity-correction webpage" in the name of any of these "activists" to give them a taste of "hey, the rules apply for everyone equally".

    6. Re:Utah, huh? by fermat1313 · · Score: 1

      This then opens the door to a shell company and hosting being used by literally anyone to denigrate products. I wonder how much Pepsi would be willing to pay for a trademark-laden anti-Coke site? Or a Toyota-bashing site offered to GM? There has to be some significant money available here.

      Read the article again. The important distinction is whether this is commercial competition vs idealogical or political. Clearly Pepsi or GM creating a site to denigrate their competition is a commercial competition, so the trademarks would protect against that. Criticism of a company by a group that isn't commercially competing with the company is what is protected.

    7. Re:Utah, huh? by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      No The commercial part comes into you pretending to sell your competitors product. The intent has to be to confuse the buyer. If your not actually selling Coke on your site its still satire and protected speech. So long as the visitors get that satire is going on.

    8. Re:Utah, huh? by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      All satire tries to redirect the spectator to a competing product. There is always an implicit message of don't buy from these guys, buy from someone else. Satire becomes slander when a significant number of the spectators don't get that satire is what they are seeing. If the joke goes over too many peoples head then you have slandered someone. It doesn't even matter if what you said is true. You can't make statements for other people.

    9. Re:Utah, huh? by metacell · · Score: 1

      For the purposes of trademark law, commercial use of a mark means using it to sell goods or services, period. Advertising is not generally considered a product unless your company is an ad network.

      The company funding the shell company would be guilty of infringement, since they used the shell company to advertise their product.

      Think about it: corporations use advertising firms to design their advertising campaigns all the time, but if one of their ads break trademark (or any other) law, it's the corporation which gets sued.

    10. Re:Utah, huh? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Not really.

      A satire is not necessarily aiming to get you to follow a competitor. Actually, I can't think of a non-commercial satire that is actually trying to divert your attention to a competitor. How many satires of BP can you point to that try to convince you it's better to buy at Shell or Mobil? How many satires about TEPCO and nuke plants do you know that try to tell you coal (or whatever else) would be the better power source?

      I can't really think of a (non-commercial, non-advertising) use of satire that actually tries to convince you that a product other than the satirized one is better.

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    11. Re:Utah, huh? by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      We're talking about two different things. Advertising the site (on other sites) could potentially be infringement for the reasons you give, depending on whether the site itself is an infringing use of the mark. Selling advertising space on the site almost certainly is not.

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  12. I Knew it by Riceballsan · · Score: 1

    HBGary left the "we never forgive, we never forget, expect us" message on Sony's servers.

    1. Re:I Knew it by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      i would LOVE to see anonymous sue anybody for trademark infringement :)

      or, perhaps i should register "anonymous" as a trademark and then sue random IPs?

  13. Domain names too? by ubergeek65536 · · Score: 1

    Does this mean I can register apple-bites.com ?

    1. Re:Domain names too? by SydShamino · · Score: 2

      You could have registered apple-bites.com anyway. Just make it your blog about Granny Smiths and Red Delicious and you'd be fine.

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  14. Fair use by loufoque · · Score: 2

    Isn't satirical work basically the definition of fair use?

    1. Re:Fair use by PRMan · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, parody is. Satire would be Wayne Gretzky using a picture of Mickey Mouse to say that the New Jersey Devils are a "mickey-mouse" organization. Parody would be a comedy show using the New Jersey Devils logo in a comedy piece on the matter. Actually, they could probably get away with a picture of Mickey Mouse at that point as well.

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    2. Re:Fair use by jfengel · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not for trademarks, it isn't. Fair use of trademarks extends primarily to "nominative use". That is, we get to use your name when we're talking about you. Any other attempt to profit from the mark is controlled by the company. It should be fairly clear that you can use "Foo(tm)" to declare that "Foo(tm) Sucks", but if there's a chance of consumer confusion between your use of the mark and the company's, you get into murky legal waters. The court literally ends up having to decide, on a case-by-case basis, whether the joke is actually funny.

      As with everything else in law, there are about a million complications, caveats, and such like. A good article on the subject:

      http://www.cll.com/articles/trademark-parody-statutory-and-nominative-fair-use-under-the-lanham-act#PARODY%20AS%20FAIR%20USE

    3. Re:Fair use by Pharmboy · · Score: 0

      For dog's sake, someone mod this up. When I read the crappy summary I *cringed* at how stupid the editors can be to equate "satire" and "parody".

      Parody is clearly covered as "fair use". Satire is NOT considered "fair use". If you don't know the difference, look it up. They are NOT the same thing.

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    4. Re:Fair use by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      Also for it to be either a reasonable reader has to understand that a Joke is being made about the New Jersey Devils. I'm not sure it needs to be a funny joke.

    5. Re:Fair use by EuclideanSilence · · Score: 2

      I don't think the editors got the summary wrong. Satire, specifically the use of copyright material to criticize something, by itself is not protected as fair use. It is natural that the owner of the copyright material would try to convince the court that it is being used only as satire, as the summary says.

      Parody, specifically the use of copyright material to criticize or make humor about the material itself, is protected by fair use. The court ruled that the use was a parody. The summary isn't saying parodies are satires, it is simply using the terms as the 2 sides of the case probably used them to describe the same material. Satire and parody are not strictly exclusive.

      This PDF have a nice summary of related cases and whatnot to explain the courts view on satire vs parody in terms of fair use:
      http://www.fbm.com/docs/speaking_engagement/e5734cbb-85e9-464c-9696-09947cefcf06_document.pdf

    6. Re:Fair use by lee1 · · Score: 1

      Please don't blame our hard-working editors. The summary appears exactly as I wrote it. And you are simply wrong and confused. I don't equate satire and parody, although, as pointed out in a comment below, they overlap. And this case has nothing to do with the concept of "fair use" from copyright law; it concerns attempts by corporations to stifle criticism by spuriously invoking trademark protections.

  15. That's okay as long as by davidwr · · Score: 1

    the wives were each at least 18 when they married him.

    *cue touchy FLDS member with mod points*

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  16. Good News! by assertation · · Score: 1

    Unexpected good news is always welcome and always refreshing. Nice to see the courts doing something right for the people.

  17. Some parts of the Bible Belt are stricter by davidwr · · Score: 1

    In some counties in the Bible Belt there are no legal alcohol sales at all, except perhaps private clubs.

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    1. Re:Some parts of the Bible Belt are stricter by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Correct. I live in a "dry county". Driving across county or state lines is an invitation for the cops to pull you over for a search. Then you have the hassle of explaining to them that you have a legal right NOT to be searched, they threaten to call in a K-9 dog, sometimes they are serious about the dog, sometimes not - but whatever, it wastes an honest citizen's time.

      Arkansas had a drive going a few years back to change all the dry counties to wet, with the rationale that forcing people to drive 15 or 50 or more miles to buy their booze is an invitation to drive drunk on the way home. I guess that was pre-9/11 - today governments in general are more intent on stripping people of rights.

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    2. Re:Some parts of the Bible Belt are stricter by Cwix · · Score: 1

      I was thinking states, but yes some counties are dry. I should have worded that better.

      Last I heard Jack Daniels is made in a dry county.
      A dry county is different from an almost dry state. You can cross the county line and go get booze. In Utah there is only 36 places in the entire state where you can purchase anything harder then a 3.2% beer.

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    3. Re:Some parts of the Bible Belt are stricter by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Last I heard Jack Daniels is made in a dry county.

      You heard correctly. But they have distillery tours anyway :)

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    4. Re:Some parts of the Bible Belt are stricter by hairyfeet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yep I live in a dry county and I'd say they are a perfect example of how sin laws NEVER work and a free market will simply route around them like with a black market.

      I know in my "dry" county there is at least two bootleggers in every neighborhood and most don't give a crap if you're 16 as long as you've got cash, and the cops don't say squat either as they don't want to drive 60 miles round trip just to get a 6 pack after work and they know they can get it at cost from the bootlegger (instead of the 40% markup) as long as they don't go busting the bootlegger, so we end up with MORE alcohol than if they would have simply made the county wet, and of course worse underage drinking since bootleggers don't card. Sadly since the chief source of money in this county is the local Xian college good luck ever getting it repealed.

      As for TFA frankly I don't care where the hell that judge is from, it is DAMNED NICE to see a judge showing some common sense and standing up for something as important to this country as free speech. Bravo sir, and even if the Kock bros (spelling intentional) manage to bribe someone on appeals you should at least be commended for standing up for what is right. As for whether that PETA satire should have been busted, absolutely not. We should ALWAYS support free speech, period. Same as even though I don't believe or support his opinions I believe the one that wrote that "pro pedo" book should NOT have been busted for putting his thoughts on paper.

      For as my grandfather taught me when I asked if he was mad at those Illinois Nazis for wanting to march after he had a wall dropped on him by Nazis in the closing days of WWII "No we should support their right to speak, even when what they say is hateful or evil, as it is what made this country great. There nobody was allowed to speak out against those brownshirts, but here we can counter protest and debate and speak our minds. That is what freedom is all about." He taught me that freedom is NEVER "free to agree with me only" and that to have a healthy society one had to tolerate ALL free speech and open debate, lest we end up as close minded and locked down as they were. Smart man my grandfather and I'm sure he would approve of this ruling whole heartedly.

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    5. Re:Some parts of the Bible Belt are stricter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't blame all Christians for your dry county. Most churches up north are perfectly fine with boozing it up.

    6. Re:Some parts of the Bible Belt are stricter by desertfool · · Score: 1

      One of those times I wish I had mod points....

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    7. Re:Some parts of the Bible Belt are stricter by hairyfeet · · Score: 0

      Thanks but my karma is just fine. What you could do for me though is be sure to speak up supporting free speech for those that is easy to vilify, like the guy that wrote the "pro pedo" book. I have talked about this not only online but whenever anyone brought that up in public, no matter what the initial looks they gave me because after I explained why we MUST stand up for those people they saw the light.

      Just remember they NEVER take your rights away because you said something popular, they take your rights away by using the villain as the scapegoat. The guy that wrote the pro pedo book had no pics of kids, not accused of touching kids, he simply wrote his thoughts down and formed them into a book. To arrest someone for that is about as clear a definition of thoughtcrime as one can get and because few would stand for him then when the next book comes around it could be against AGW or critical of some leader or any other subject.

      As my grandfather taught me with the Illinois Nazis we MUST stand up for the rights of the villain to speak, because it is through the villain that we ALL lose our rights. So next time you hear someone bashing a person's right to speak because they don't approve of the subject matter please speak up! I've found that sadly most folks simply don't realize what a danger to all such actions cause, and too many like my grandfather fought and suffered for the rights of both the hated and the loved to let their voices be heard.

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    8. Re:Some parts of the Bible Belt are stricter by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      IMHO, once you get Nazis marching through your streets, the correct response is to confront them with a larger crowd armed with baseball bats (I'm from the UK, no doubt in the US you'd do it with assault rifles), not to witter on about their right to free speech.

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    9. Re:Some parts of the Bible Belt are stricter by Cwix · · Score: 1

      Visit a Southern Baptist church if you want to meet people who hate booze.

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    10. Re:Some parts of the Bible Belt are stricter by godefroi · · Score: 1

      In Utah there is only 36 places in the entire state where you can purchase anything harder then a 3.2% beer.

      Um, if you check the store locator page, there are over 100 state liquor stores listed. Plus the bars (that are real bars now, not private clubs), I believe that adds up to somewhat more than 36. My math may be off, however.

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    11. Re:Some parts of the Bible Belt are stricter by Rhodri+Mawr · · Score: 1

      In Utah there is [sic] only 36 places in the entire state where you can purchase anything harder then a 3.2% beer.

      That's not actually true. You can purchase harder drinks at most of the 470 restaurants and at the clubs. There are only 36 places in the entire state where you can purchase strong liquor and take it home for home consumption.

    12. Re:Some parts of the Bible Belt are stricter by nickb64 · · Score: 1

      The thing is that under our Constitution, they have every right to speak their mind. Some people would want to just ban the march altogether, but we can't because it would be prior restraint. We can't stop you from speaking your mind, but we can punish you afterwards if what you say/do warrants it. Just because you don't agree with someone doesn't mean that they are not entitled to hold their beliefs and speak freely about them. I personally can't stand it when people like the neoNazi groups feel that they should march and spread their hate, but there's nothing I can do about it, and they have every right to speak and assemble. I would hope that if someone disagreed with my views they would support my right to voice them.

    13. Re:Some parts of the Bible Belt are stricter by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Typically, they all drink too, I have known many hypocrites that are Southern Baptists.

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    14. Re:Some parts of the Bible Belt are stricter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Visit a Southern Baptist church if you want to meet people who say they hate booze.

      There, fixed that for you.

  18. Turnabout... by Sooner+Boomer · · Score: 1

    ...is fair play. Thia also means the "Big Corps" can likewise use the tradmarks/tradenames of the activists.

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    1. Re:Turnabout... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...is fair play. Thia also means the "Big Corps" can likewise use the tradmarks/tradenames of the activists.

      Yes, for all the non-commercial parodic uses they can think of.

      I'm eagerly awaiting an explanation of why this is a bad thing.

    2. Re:Turnabout... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Sure, why not?

      Somehow I can't see how any corporation could or why they would satirize their activist counterparts. As far as I can tell, corporations don't want to give them more exposure than they already get for protesting.

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    3. Re:Turnabout... by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      Ahh but your confused. What these activists did was put out a press release pretending to be a Corporation. Then they put out another saying "Just Joking." The hope was to make a big stink with people who didn't get the second part. They hoped you wouldn't get the joke. Corporations will do the same thing. They will put out press releases for Unions saying things that will piss off Union members. Like "The United Auto Workers Union 848 will be raising dues" with a picture of the union president in Hawaii. Then they put out another release a few days later saying "Just Joking". This basically gives a free pass to dirty tricks campaigns of all sorts. So long as you say "Just Joking" later.

    4. Re:Turnabout... by omfgnosis · · Score: 1

      That's not really a huge issue. Coca-cola isn't in the habit of drawing attention to the fact that there are coalitions of people exposing their use of paramilitary fighters to intimidate or kill union organizers... and so on.

    5. Re:Turnabout... by metacell · · Score: 1

      The company was trying to sue for trademark violation. If they had won, it could have prevented people from using a company's name in legitimate criticism.

      If we want to make it illegal to impersonate an organisation, there are better ways to do it than to base it on trademark law.

  19. Also good news for Weird Al. by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

    This ruling gives Al some breathing room. I'm really glad the judge had some sense in this case.

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    1. Re:Also good news for Weird Al. by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that he generally obtains permission of the artists he parodies before releasing his work.

      Not that I follow him too closely, but I recently noted an article on Google News about miscommunication between Weird Al and Lady Gaga's manager. He'd created a parody of "Born this way" and complained that she had refused to give him permission to release it. Lady Gaga responded that she'd never seen the request and that she'd love to have a Weird Al parody of one of her songs. The implication made was that Lady Gaga's manager had turned Weird Al down without consulting Lady Gaga. I hadn't heard any more than this since Lady Gaga gave him permission and the song was released, so I suppose there was no interest in a follow-up by the media.

    2. Re:Also good news for Weird Al. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      IIRC he always asks whether the artist had any problems with a parody, even though fair use doesn't require him to, and he refrains from using material from artists who don't want to be parodied.

      I guess he would be the one that profits the least from the ruling of all the people who might be affected. I mean, be honest, given his popularity, being parodied by him is maybe the best kind of advertising you could possibly have, exposing you to an audience that would otherwise not have heard about your song. I, for one, would not have heard about ridin' without White and Nerdy.

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    3. Re:Also good news for Weird Al. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Al obtains permission as a courtesy, he's not legally obligated to do so.

      Keep in mind, after the refusal, he still released the song on YouTube. You're Pitiful was also released as an mp3 despite Blunt's manager rejecting it (See: Straight Outta Lynwood)

    4. Re:Also good news for Weird Al. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it doesn't. Al never had a problem. He voluntarily obtains permission to sell his parodies. But, even that doesn't matter because he parodies, which is covered by fair use, copyrighted material. He does not interfere with anyones trademark, which is a completely different animal.

  20. Not the correct reason by Skapare · · Score: 2

    While I cheer the outcome of this ruling, the reasoning behind it is, IMHO, not the correct one to decide the issue if applicability of a trademark. The reasoning should be based on the fact that an established trademark is the reference to a specific party in trade (e.g. a company, or even an individual where that applies). Normally we expect that the reference is made by that party itself. However, reference can be made by another party ... as long as the reference is the correct one.

    The names of companies like Apple and Google, and the products of companies like Ipod or Windows, are trademarks that are established. As long as a reference to "Ipod" refers to the Apple product, and a reference to "Windows" refers to the Microsoft product, then they are correct usage of trademark. If I say "I own an Ipod", then I have committed no violation of that trademark (because I really do own one unit of that Apple product). If I blog about how "Windows is totally insecure", I may or may not be telling a truth about its security, but I'm still referring to the Microsoft product. It's not a trademark violation.

    What I cannot do is make a misreference, especially if I am doing so as part of commerce. But it is already commonplace to make reference to competing products in a commercial context. It does get fuzzy here, because merely using the trademark icon may get out of context and be considered something that is attracting. If Pepsi were to put the CocaCola logo on the Pepsi web site in a very large image, and in smaller letters say "that product is not as good as ours", it could be mistaken as a use of the trademark to identify its own products. But if they keep the logo very small, especially with other soft drink logos around, and say things like "independent taste tests of all these products rank ours number one" then it can be clearly a statement of fact (which, if untrue, may be an issue of defamation ... but is not a trademark violation).

    The above opinions are NOT a statement of how the law in the USA is, but rather, how I believe it SHOULD be, and how I hope judges would rule to make it be so, if we can't get rid of the Republicans in Congress to make the right statutes.

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    1. Re:Not the correct reason by blair1q · · Score: 2

      No, if this ruling had failed, you could call a spade a spade, but you couldn't use their spade-shaped logo on your website. The logo is not the company name, it's a created image that belongs to the company. The company name is public record. The company's logo is company property.

      This ruling says you can use company property to mock the company. Should have been obvious, but needed a court test for some legal reason. Now it's precedent. Yippee...

    2. Re:Not the correct reason by metacell · · Score: 1

      What I cannot do is make a misreference, especially if I am doing so as part of commerce.

      Why should it be illegal to use a trademarked name incorrectly in non-commercial use? That'd be like legislating against incorrect grammar.

      Slandering an organisation by impersonating it and making ludicrous statements in its name is already covered by slander and libel laws. In this case, there wasn't enough grounds to sue for slander and libel, so the company tried to hit them with trademark infringement. The judge ruled against the trademark infringement claims, but that doesn't mean it's always okay to impersonate an organisation. The laws against slander and libel are still there to protect an organisation in the more severe cases.

    3. Re:Not the correct reason by metacell · · Score: 1

      The company name is also part of the trademark. Both the name and the logo are protected by trademark law. Both can be used to reference a company, for example, in a newspaper article about the company, but may not be used commercially in a way which causes confusion with a competing product.

      The logotype may also be protected by copyright law, but generally it's considered fair use to use a copyrighted logotype in a newspaper article or criticism of the company.

  21. What about make-belive activists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are groups of activists who don't really give a hoot about the cause they espouse, they just like raising a ruckus so that
    they can get donations.

    1) find a cause
    2) Raise a ruckus
    3) ask for donations
    4) Profit!

    (Oops I your meme)..

    HA!! even Slashdot knows it - the captcha was "Accuse" !!

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  23. Bad Decision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The judge is wrong. I wonder how he would like it if someone did the same to him. Create websites by him that are racists and support political positions he doesn't, put up profiles on sex sites looking for gay/bi group sex.

    Let's see how that POS judge likes it when it happens to him.

    1. Re:Bad Decision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, shit for brains, according to the LAW, corporations do have the exact same rights as people.

      If that judge wants to make it right to use someone else's name and trademarks and publicly make false statements, he should feel the effect. Isn't that the idea behind Anonymous? Oh, right, I forgot they are a bunch of cowardly hypocrites.

      Now shut your donkey-dick-sucking-hole, you worthless piece of monkey cum. Your mother should have swallowed you, but as it is, the better part of you ran down her leg.

    2. Re:Bad Decision. by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      Corporations will use this ruling. They will use it the next time they want to break up a union or shut someone up. The ruling is a double edged sword. They don't care that you don't think this applies to them. Dumbass.

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  25. SCO Judge? by Mark19960 · · Score: 1

    Same Dale Kimball?
    A shame he did not have a sudden break out of common sense during the SCO fiasco...

  26. So when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So when is People Eating Tasty Animals getting its' .org domain back?

  27. All IPR violators ought to be shot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would really like to know what law is this decision based on. This violates the very core – each and every principle – of Intellectual Property Rights. But hey, isn't stealing fun? Why bother buying an LCD television, when you can just wait for your neighbor to get one and then steal it? Why bother respecting an Entrepreneur's IPR, when you can just wait Him to build a valuable trademark and then start impersonating Him?

    Kleptocracy works as long as you stupid enough not to realize that it inevitably leads to anarchy.

  28. Hustler Magazine v. Falwell by krgallagher · · Score: 1
    I really thought that "The People VS Larry Flynt," had decided this.

    From the article:
    In 1988, Flynt won an important Supreme Court decision, Hustler Magazine v. Falwell, after being sued by Reverend Jerry Falwell in 1983 over an offensive ad parody in Hustler that suggested that Falwell's first sexual encounter was with his mother in an out-house. Falwell sued Flynt, citing emotional distress caused by the ad. The decision clarified that public figures cannot recover damages for "intentional infliction of emotional distress" based on parodies.

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    1. Re:Hustler Magazine v. Falwell by lee1 · · Score: 1

      What on earth do you think this ruling about public figures and intentional infliction of emotional distress has to do with trademark infringement?

  29. Re:Senators! by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Collectible Senators and Representatives!

    Wizards of the Coast Likes This.

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  30. Ummm... news please? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    I am shocked that this is news to anybody. Satirical, parodical, and critical uses have traditionally been protected by the courts. Nothing new there are all. The only thing that surprises me is that this needed yet another court to decide it, just as so many other courts already had in the past.

    1. Re:Ummm... news please? by lee1 · · Score: 1

      Nothing new there are all.

      OK, please cite a precedent where a court decided that claims of trademark infringement, cybersquatting, and violations of the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act could not form the basis of a lawsuit against a group using a corporation's trademark as part of political speech.

    2. Re:Ummm... news please? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Cybersquatting, and violation of the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, are completely separate issues. The only relevant issue here is trademark infringement in the context of political speech. And yes, that has indeed been decided many times. I learned about court cases involving this in elementary school! I hope you do not expect me to remember the specific citations. :o)

      But it should be pretty easy to look some up. In fact, I did. HERE is a sample.

    3. Re:Ummm... news please? by lee1 · · Score: 1

      Cybersquatting, and violation of the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, are completely separate issues. The only relevant issue here is trademark infringement

      Why? All three issues were brought up in the suit dismissed by the Utah court. Try reading the article before commenting on it. You failed to provide the precedent that would justify your fatuous comment that there is "Nothing new there are all." A link to a Google search doesn't cut it. I even clicked on a few of the links on the page returned, and they were not links to court decisions of any kind, nor reports on them. If you are trying to say that the Utah decision is substantially identical to "many" previous decisions, you should be able to show us one. But, frankly, it's not very clear what you are trying to say.

    4. Re:Ummm... news please? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "Why? All three issues were brought up in the suit dismissed by the Utah court. Try reading the article before commenting on it."

      I didn't say it was irrelevant to the court case! I was only saying that it was irrelevant to my point.

      "You failed to provide the precedent that would justify your fatuous comment that there is "Nothing new there are all.""

      Really? How interesting. Seems to me you need to do a little bit of reading yourself, because your comment about no citations or court decisions is just plain false!

      The very first link that shows up on that Google page is about parody and satire, political speech, and trademarks! That's what the whole damned paper is about! Even though I admit it is just a summary... too bad the whole paper isn't there. However, it does mention a few court cases, nearly all of which upheld parodical or satirical speech as being "fair use" when it came to trademarks.

      The second link is precisely about political speech and the first amendment, and cites a great many cases concerning the subject. But even if you don't want to go chasing down those cases, it cites one case explicitly, about which it states "First Amendment concerns about limiting political speech may override the right of publicity for a politician where the website in question was critical of the politician." And here is another citation, from the same paper, about the same subject: "See Ficker v. Tuohy, 305 F. Supp. 2d 569, 570â"71 (D. Md. 2004) (denying temporary injunction sought under, inter alia, the ACPA, due in large part to First Amendment con- cerns, where political critic used the politicianâ(TM)s name as the domain name for his website critical of the politician, but which stated that the site was not affiliated with the politician and included a link to his actual website)."

      Hmmm... those look suspiciously like the same "fatuous" claim I made earlier.

      Now, granted: link 3 appears broken, and 4 and 5 have only summaries and you have to pay for the full paper. I won't blame anybody for ignoring those. But when you get to number 6 -- which is in fact the paper that link #3 is supposed to point to -- again the whole paper is about that subject. And an entire section of that paper addresses parody and trademark, and cites a whole list of cases that have upheld the fair use of trademarks in the case of parody.

      "If you are trying to say that the Utah decision is substantially identical to "many" previous decisions, you should be able to show us one."

      I neither said or wrote anything of the sort. I did not specifically address the Utah case at all. My comment stated that historically, parody, satire, and political speech have been exceptions to trademark infringement. Please point out where you think I was talking about Utah.

      You aren't going to get away with it. Not only are there loads of citations, you can begin finding them in the first 4 links of those search results that actually have content.

      My point is made. Now go away.

  31. Identity correction is a declaration of war. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Identity Correction" - Claim to be someone, doing your very best to imitate them, then do something shocking.

    If this is fair game then you simply have a war. There is no point in any form of discussion.

  32. is not commercial by JumperCable · · Score: 2

    Now a Utah court has ruled that such suits must fail because the parodic use of the mark is not commercial and is a form of protected speech.

    People need to be careful about this distinction. The judge has clearly supported noncommercial parody's. But a for profit company like the Onion may still be at risk.

    1. Re:is not commercial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So its fine to go ahead with (satirical look-a-likes) for [i]slashdot-inc.org[/i], [i]microsoft-inc.com[/i], [i]oracle-inc.com[/i], etc? See how many SECONDS it takes before the seemingly same legal system comes to the opposite conclusion than in this case. Selective justice and uninformed judges.

  33. CIA is going to love this ruling by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

    CIA is going to love this ruling It means they can pretend to be anyone they want. Now all their False Flag operations are totally legal. Yeah if you think about it this ruling is stupid. It is only satire when the audience understands that the source is not the thing being made fun of. Anything else is deceit.

    1. Re:CIA is going to love this ruling by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      Although honestly I don't know the facts of this. It could be that is was obvious. If so good ruling.

    2. Re:CIA is going to love this ruling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although honestly I don't know the facts of this. It could be that is was obvious. If so good ruling.

      Well, you might be in a better position to comment if you READ THE FUCKING ARTICLE you lazy cunt.

  34. Satire? by chrismcb · · Score: 1

    I thought if it was OBVIOUS then you couldn't sue, but if it wasn't obvious that it was satire, there could be problems. And yet TFA seems to imply that people actually confused the "satire" with the actual company, and actually revoked their membership with the company! These seems like a perfectly legal thing to sue over. The Summary claims "use of the mark is not commercial" yet it sure seems commercial to me when your fraud and libel causes a monetary lose to someone else.

  35. Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean I can setup that PETA website that promotes cannibalism and Soylent green.

  36. Alright! Let's Piss of the Entertainment Cartels by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    Make movies of submachine gun wielding cartoon characters (whose images have been jealously guarded) kicking in suspected file sharers doors and hosing down the grandmas and children with bullets!

  37. So all us Che parody shirt buyers by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    ...will have to cough it up for the commie?

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  39. More interesting is... by Sait-kun · · Score: 1

    I agree with the court decision in this case.

    What I would find really interesting is how this works with books, magazines and websites and such.

    If a computer magazine uses something along the line of "First pictures of the new iSomething". They basically use an apple product name to sell their product without paying for the brand name.

    Or a tabloid paper. Normally if you want a famous person to attach their name to your product it will cost you a ton of money because those names are basically products. Tabloids and similar use all those names without permission.

    1. Re:More interesting is... by metacell · · Score: 1

      It's allowed because the newspaper is (normally) not a competing product.

      The purpose of trademark law is to make it easier for the consumer to distinguish between brands. The trademark owner doesn't have a right to profits gained from using the trademark. The trademark owner only has the right to stop competitors from confusing the consumers by using their trademark for their own products.

  40. The point by metacell · · Score: 1

    According to TFA, the company tried to stop the activist group by suing for trademark infringement. That failed.

    That doesn't mean it's suddenly ok to impersonate a person or company and make defamatory statements in their name. The ruling only concerned trademark infringement. The laws against slander and libel still hold, and anyone who pulls off a prank like this still needs to justify it as a legitimate criticism of the person or company. They just can't be sued for trademark infringement.

    If the court had ruled in favour of the trademark infringement claims, it could very easily have been used to stop anyone from using a company's name in legitimate criticism.

    There were even more ludicrous claims made by the company, including suing for computer fraud. Basically, the company was trying to claim that if you take information that's freely available on a web site, and use the information in a way the site owner doesn't approve of, you've committed computer fraud. They're saying using information from a web site in a way the site owner doesn't approve of, is equivalent to hacking into the site.

    This ruling is not only sane from a free speech perspective, it's sane from a legal perspective. The judge simply applied the laws as they were intended.

  41. Buy it yep by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    and I had a sister who's fraternity (yes, it was a fraternity, and yes, the membership was a female) had it's own still & bottling process going on in the basement--

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    1. Re:Buy it yep by Cwix · · Score: 1

      Thats awesome... frat girls that supply the booze.

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  42. La la la la la by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

    they're loving it.

  43. South Butt? by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this is going to factor into the case of North Face versus South Butt. All the South Butt guy would have to do is form a PAC.

  44. Moonshine and Preachers by Gim+Tom · · Score: 1

    Ifn ya ain't from this neck o'th woods ya may not know that the "blue laws" and dry laws were a cooperative effort between the moonshiners and the preachers. Hell, many of the large fine churches in the Old South were built with moonshine or latter legal liquor money! Even small congregations often had a "sugar daddy" in the booze business that they would turn to when times were hard and they had to meet the mortgage on the church.

  45. Another activist judge comments...LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously any company has the right to defend itself. For an activist judge to rule otherwise is yet another Saul Alinski-esque attack on the constitution, fairness and ethics. The gets more and more slippery...

       

  46. True dat, but minus the baseball bats by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Civilized societies don't combat peaceable demonstrations with baseball bats.

    They combat them with larger peaceable demonstrations and education.

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    1. Re:True dat, but minus the baseball bats by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Exactly! I actually broke up a little NeoNazi assembly on a corner in Dallas in the 80s. They had set up with a couple of their little signs and were handing out literature on how the Holocaust was a lie. Since my grandfather made me promise I'd never forget what he saw when he liberated a camp I went around the corner to a little hobby shop and I made up my own little sign. It said "My grandfather liberated a camp, ask me about it".

      Needless to say that pissed the Nazis off, they even had the balls to try to complain to the cop that was watching them, who laughed and said "he is entitled to free speech too" and many of those that walked by their signs did stop and ask me about mine. I told them exactly what my grandfather had seen, how there were open boxcars filled with rotting corpses, how they were given instructions NOT too feed the prisoners, because the poor things had been without food so long the rich GI food would throw them into shock, how they couldn't even tell male from female because they were all skeletons, and finally how they marched the Germans of the nearby town through the place to make them see what their support for Nazism had done.

      After about 40 minutes they packed up and went away, throwing insults like "Jew lover" at me while they slinked off. But nobody was arrested, nobody beat anyone, they simply had no answer for the truth. I like to think my grandfather would have been proud of me that day, because I supported free speech and used his experiences to combat hate. THAT is what makes this country great, not beating someone we disagree with like the other poster wrote.

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