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Why Businesses Move To the Cloud: They Hate IT

jfruhlinger writes "Cloud services can be unreliable and pricey, and they often duplicate capabilities larger companies already have in-house. So why do many managers within organizations use them? Partly because they don't want to deal with their own company's IT department. Getting a big project started is often such a politically fraught process that for many managers it's easier to simply write a check."

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  1. Duh by RMH101 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Guess what? No-one wants to deal with a department. They have business objectives they want to be able to achieve, and they want to pay for someone to deliver those as painlessly as possible, at the lowest cost possible. This is why they probably founded an IT Department. If that department is too slow or sluggish to deliver, they'll go elsewhere..."The Cloud" just offers them the chance to get what they want at a predictable, fixed cost...

    1. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So they'll "write a check" for the "cloud" service, but we are expected to provide whatever they want for free. I don't have a magic room where I keep equipment (and people) that I can pull out at the drop of a hat. Resources cost money, but they do not want to pay fr them wen the resources are internal, but can always find money to hire outsiders.

    2. Re:Duh by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      Problem is they basically outsource their internal knowledge and open them way more to hacker attacks and also to failure.
      I would be reluctant to move to a cloud no matter what. But given that they only see the money side of things they probably are not even remotely aware of the implications this can have.
      All I can say is, go ahead shift your controlling and bookkeeping departement ot the lowest bidder no matter where it is located shove them over some money and dont care anymore thats basically what happens here and the results will be disastrous.

    3. Re:Duh by cjohnson319 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Problem is they basically outsource their internal knowledge and open them way more to hacker attacks and also to failure. I would be reluctant to move to a cloud no matter what.

      It's entirely possible that the cloud host has better security than an internal IT department. If a huge cloud host, like Salesforce, devotes more resources, expertise and time to their security, and has higher security standards than an internal IT department, what's the disadvantage of going with the cloud?

    4. Re:Duh by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Congrats! You've pretty much illustrated exactly what this article is about!

      Think of yourself in terms of having a customer and your competition is the cloud. Do you think the "cloud" provider is rude and surly? Do you think that they push back and make it seem like this whole idea is putting them out and making their life harder? I'm pretty sure they cheerfully offer services and then negotiate a price. Might even buy you dinner.

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    5. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If a huge cloud host, like Salesforce, devotes more resources, expertise and time to their security, and has higher security standards than an internal IT department, what's the disadvantage of going with the cloud?

      None. Hey wait, I see what you did there. Nice premise.

      Sometimes the premise is that the cloud has worse security than the IT department.

      And then the other 98% of the time, the relative security of the cloud vs internal is completely unknown and therefore can't be a factor in the decision. Management doesn't even understand how well their own IT department enforces security, and third parties are less well understood than that.

    6. Re:Duh by Penguinisto · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is true to a point.

      OTOH, the Cloud does have some big, fat hazards - security and politics-wise. When you have a bunch of sales/accounting folks setting up something IT-centric, it usually comes around to bite them (*and* IT) in the butt.

      I remember a previous job when HR decided all by themselves to contract a SaaS for payroll stuff. The HR department head kept bragging about how IT was now useless to them, that they could do whatever they wanted to. They hired an HRIS person specifically for the SaaS provider... ...that is, until the SaaS provider went to set things up, and asked where the ADFS servers were (for employee sign-on/information integration - this way they could see their payroll info at home as well as at work - a *major* selling point, politically). It was funny watching the same department head come crawling around, because suddenly he couldn't deliver what he bragged on. It wasn't funny because someone in IT had to quickly evaluate, then crap out money and bandwidth for two servers and a wad of SSL certs, and then spend time working out the kinks.

      My wee story is minor. There are far worse out there, usually when the rogue department comes across outages (and thus can't deliver), security breaches (and because IT wasn't told about it, they usually they find out the hard way - after A/P starts screaming that money is being lost, or employees start seeing identity theft), and general goof-ups that cause a great big mess that IT has to suddenly clean up.

      A strong IT department head/manager/CIO will cut that shit off at the knees politically, and make sure it all funnels through his department, or that he/she at least knows about it before it goes in. That, or at the very least he/she can make sure all other department heads know there's a big disclaimer: If you don't involve us, we ain't responsible for what happens to it. It's as simple as insuring the firewalls block things in *both* directions, and that users are fairly locked-down. That way if some schmoe in another department wants to start FTP'ing files or opening oddball ports, for the most part they'll have to come to IT to do it, and the IT folks can ask "why".

      The best way to prevent such things though is to have three things:

      * a responsive and agile IT department. Not always 100% possible, but at least do your level best to serve, not block.
      * IT management worth a fsck, who will insure that most stupid things don't happen.
      * push (and get) a simple policy: If we don't build it or endorse it, then it's *your* ass on the block when it breaks/explodes/whatever, not ours. This includes any failure to deliver something specifically from that cloud service due to any network/server outages on our end.

      The last part is just as important, because it removes any political cover that rogue department heads might have.

      (A thought - if you can't stop it politically, but wanted to go all BOFH on that rogue cloud service connection, a little QoS action that ratchets connections to those IP addys down to the speed of a 14k modem would be an excellent start... >:) )

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    7. Re:Duh by haystor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      All too often provisioning a new server costs weeks of paperwork and a ton of man hours from both IT and the business dept. Or, they can clone a new server in 30 minutes. There is no simliar service offered by IT, especially at big companies.

      IT may have rules and procedures in place for good reasons, but all too often those rules are followed in a passive aggressive manner to put IT in control of business, instead of the other way around. Requests must be submitted with the hope of them being granted. Departments should be stating business cases and needs and IT should be helping figure out how they can help accomplish these. Frequently, this is not how it works.

      Too many places, a request is made and IT denies it, telling the user they don't need what they're asking for. No research, no effort given, just a flat, automatic "no." I had a virus scanner fighting with my build, preventing the build from getting done. While our dept. is getting billed by IT for things, they refused to do anything at all about our new inability to build our main program. They had their rules that allowed them to say "no" and leave it at that. So here we are getting billed (internally) for IT support and being treated like no company in the world would treat a client. That is why departments move to the cloud.

      The stories from developers fighting with IT are endless and all of them are countered by the same basic fear card and the general statement that users are idiots. In my two years at AT&T, I probably had firewall exceptions turned off a dozen times. They didn't keep their record keeping straight and couldn't justify a port being open between two computers so they shut it down. They didn't notify anyone at all, they just close a port. It would take 30 seconds to look up the paper trail on firewall exceptions and call/email the owner. There is a general arrogance that we are on "their" systems and not that they are managing "our" systems.

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    8. Re:Duh by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Agreed...

      OTOH, who usually cleans up any messes that happens with it? Who gets blamed if the cloud provider has an outage?

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    9. Re:Duh by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Hate to say it, but AC has one hell of a point here.

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    10. Re:Duh by cgeys · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The cloud service does, if you have SLA like you should.

      But what comes to the article, I don't think it's just because everyone hates the deal with other departments. Some departments are nicer to deal with and some not. If you see what IT people say and do and how even we talk here on slashdot it might not be a surprise that we are not very pleasant people to deal with. It's something we as geeks should definitely try to improve. The common mindset seems to be "how could this idiot not know this??", while it's not their job to know it. We are there to help the other people to do their job too, after all.

    11. Re:Duh by jsdcnet · · Score: 1

      Amazon has a very nice page on AWS security you can read. http://aws.amazon.com/security/

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    12. Re:Duh by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      OTOH, who usually cleans up any messes that happens with it?

      Yeah, but that happens after the sale. So if you are IT and your attitude is like the AC I responded to, you will get stuck cleaning up messes instead of delivering solutions because you are a poor salesman.

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    13. Re:Duh by Moryath · · Score: 5, Insightful

      IT may have rules and procedures in place for good reasons, but all too often those rules are followed in a passive aggressive manner to put IT in control of business, instead of the other way around.

      You say that now. Then the Department Manager of your department, or the VP of Asshattery, gets caught doing various illegal things from his work desktop and IT gets word from on high to either (a) "cooperate fully" with a police investigation, (b) figure out how to hide it so it doesn't get to a police investigation, or (c) do some combination of (a) and (b) that may or may not be legal.

      Departments should be stating business cases and needs and IT should be helping figure out how they can help accomplish these. Frequently, this is not how it works.

      Everywhere I have worked, the process has gone line this:
      - Department states business case. Part of the time, business case involves a complete lack of understanding of how the technology currently owned/operated by the company works. Part of the time, business case involves unrealistic assumptions like "it'll only take a couple days to move us from our current server environment to a completely different architecture." Part of the time, business case is actually reasonable.

      - IT then figures out (a) what needs to be done to make it happen, (b) whether it can be done in a time-effective manner given the existing IT workload and available staff, (c) what it will cost to temp or outsource it if not. Sometimes there is also (d), whether the new toy the fuckwit VP du jour has purchased on company funds even does what he thinks it will do and how the FUCK to integrate it into the existing network.

      The stories from developers fighting with IT are endless and all of them are countered by the same basic fear card and the general statement that users are idiots.

      That's because for every story like yours, there are a dozen or more fuckwits like this or morons like this that the IT department has to contend with.

      There is a general arrogance that we are on "their" systems and not that they are managing "our" systems.

      And what you fail to consider is that "they" are caught between you, the user, and the weight of the company heads screaming the usual, contradictory priorities:

      #1 Priority - "Just make everything work."
      #1 Priority - "Keep everything safe."
      #1 Priority - "Give the users what they want."
      #1 Priority - "Protect the network from rogue users doing bad things."
      #1 Priority - "Make the VP's latest toy cell phone plug in to everything."

      Nothing that comes from "on high" for IT is ever not a "#1 Priority." IT is one of the most thankless tasks in existence. If everything is running well, people forget they exist. If something breaks or has to be taken offline for maintenance, someone is inevitably screaming bloody hell. Then they have to deal with mobile devices, 18 gazillion models of phone that everyone wants to hook in to company email, traveling flash drives that are a danger vector for worms coming in and corporate espionage going out...

      Try putting yourself in their shoes once in a while. IT aren't the bad guys. They're stuck in a terrible position, under PHB's that make your department's PHB look like an utter genius by comparison, and your PHB is the guy who once took a week sick off of work after accidentally supergluing his hand to the family cat.

    14. Re:Duh by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Thanks for registering to tell us this, Mr. Shill.

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    15. Re:Duh by datapharmer · · Score: 4, Informative

      Use that to your advantage. I have a client that has downsized their IT department out of existence. It is now completely outsourced to me and "the cloud". The reason? It would take literally *years* of arm twisting to get anything done internally.... there was always a reason it couldn't be done. Sometimes (but only sometimes) the reasons were legitimate. The difference between the IT staff that got fired and me, is when it could be done I did it and completed things on schedule. When it couldn't be done I told them why and provided other options. If they have an unrealistic expectation tell them that, but also tell them what their alternatives are: spend more money now, use "cloud" (aka rented) resources ad pay later. Show them the cost projections for the service versus the acquisition for 1 year versus 3 or 5 years. The company I mentioned earlier now uses a combination of hosted/cloud services and (locally) outsourced IT to manage their internal infrastructure. Their costs are a fraction of what they were 3 years ago, and I guarantee if you ask anyone there they will tell you that they are happier with the quality, reliability and types of services they have now versus 3 years ago. Sure some companies are run by morons who will save a buck now and find themselves in a nice steaming pile of IT infrastructure meltdown later, but a decent number of companies are just tired of lazy, socially inept IT employees holding back the entire company.

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    16. Re:Duh by ghbpiper · · Score: 1

      The cloud is the new shiny hotness. Has a very low barrier to entry, it's relatively easy to get started. And the powers that be get a nice shiny new bit of jargon to toss about at meetings. Now for the negatives. While there's a low barrier to entry, there's a very high barrier to exit. If the service starts to have issues, what's the exit strategy? What recourse do you have if they raise their prices, change the EULA/SLA? Can you get your data out and easily move to another provider or move it in-house? Does it play nice with your internal environment (LDAP, Single Sign-on)? What if the service goes down? There are some serious business continuity issues that rarely get addressed. These are questions the check writers seem to fail to ask. Instant gratification, but potentially long term pain. They just want to solve an immediate problem without taking long-term consideration. Human nature. "Here you go! We bought this this new shiny cloudy thingy... now make it work." On the bright side, if the cloud drops a deuce, kinda not our problem. We tried to warn you, but you did it anyway, and it negatively impacted business. Now an internal cloud... That's cool.

    17. Re:Duh by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      And when a hacker takes all their data or they get slapped hard with a HIPPA violation or a SOX violation they will whine that IT did not warn them. And then BLAME it on IT.

      Managers like that are nothing but gaping assholes that want their project done for nothing with free access for everyone, to hell with security, it's their baby they want their TOY DAMMIT!

      IT has a reason for existence. It's Retarded clueless morons with MBA's that jump on every buzzword they can find and think they know IT because they read the worthless crap that is CIO magazine that are the cause of problems.

      This is why I am no longer in IT and gave up my 20+ year career. I made it to department manager before I threw in the towel and went to a different market. Dipshit Directors of marketing wanting us to put something in place that is incredibly stupid and dangerous to the company because they think it's cool and are unwilling to do a pilot test. Or the Retarded Vice President of Accounting that demanded direct access to the Accounting database server from home. No a VPN into the network and using a VM is not good enough, she wants all the financial data on her LAPTOP!.. Luckily the CFO shut her up when I told him that he will be personally responsible as per SOX rules for what can happen...

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    18. Re:Duh by hedwards · · Score: 2

      Typically that's called unfair competition, it's where you're using company resources to compete against the company. The basic difference is that with the cloud, they don't get to bully the provider to provide the work for free. It costs a certain amount and no amount of bullying is going to change that. As opposed to doing it in house, where the same resources get allocated to nearly everything whether or not that's realistic.

      This is just another interation of incompetent business management. There are cases where the cloud is a good choice or the right choice, but this just smacks of incompetent management. There's plenty of reasons why it's cheaper. Perhaps if businesses were held to account for security breeches, this would change quickly.

    19. Re:Duh by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      IT gets the blame.

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    20. Re:Duh by yarnosh · · Score: 1

      On the contrary. You're not expected to deliver for free. In fact, the high cost of setting up and maintaining basic services in-house is one of the things that drives companies to pay for the same thing as a service. Also, you can't give a fixed cost. You can estimate, but sometimes shit goes wrong. If there's some bug with the software or problem with the hardware, costs can go way up. Paying Google a few bucks a month for email/calendar services is a hell of a lot cheaper and easier than paying your department to buy, setup, and maintain an Exchange server. You dont' get the same level of integration and functionality out of Google services, but what you do get is reliable and well defined. This becomes less of an issue, I thikn, as a company gets larger. Larger companies can afford to build out infrastructure for basic services, but for small companies it doesn't make sense to do these things in-house. I spent years setting up Linux mail servers (as well as other things) for companies in the late 90's and early/mid 2000's. Now I'd just tel most of them to use Gmail.

    21. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    22. Re:Duh by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      None IF the risks are truly explained and clear. Does Salesforce.com pay you for data losses? Does Salesforce.com say that if they don't back up your stuff they will pay for losses and fire the person responsible? How about data leakage? DO they take the legal liability?

      I'm betting NO. their contract says they are not liable for anything and sucks to be you if they lose anything or it get's stolen.

      This is never clearly spelled out or even thought about by the idiots jumping on the Cloud bandwagon. Everything in IT is a risk/Advantage. if the advantages outweigh the risks, go for it! But most rush into it without forcing the cloud company to reveal or write out in a legally binding way the risks and what they will and will not hold liability on.

      I'm all for using something better, IF the risk is not larger than the reward... a Lot of times the risk is huge but everyone has their ears plugged and yelling "LALALALALALALALALA" when you ask about them.

      Can you afford to lose ALL your word documents and spreadsheets COMPANY WIDE when the cloud crashes and they are lost?

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    23. Re:Duh by Moryath · · Score: 1

      Management doesn't even understand how well their own IT department enforces security

      Management barely understands technology well enough to plug the correct end of a flash drive into a USB port. Generally, "management decisions" come down to who buys them a lunch with hookers. Since internal IT doesn't get the budget for that and is constantly expected to provide "free services" all over the company, outsourcing is the next step.

    24. Re:Duh by N1AK · · Score: 1

      Think of yourself in terms of having a customer and your competition is the cloud. Do you think the "cloud" provider is rude and surly? Do you think that they push back and make it seem like this whole idea is putting them out and making their life harder?

      A lot of people in IT would benefit from thinking about other departments as customers, even more so if they consider the competition as you suggest. If I'm in a decision making role, and think my IT department is hindering my business, why wouldn't I try moving more of the work to external firms? If they turn out to be as bad, then I can always try another.

    25. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Caveat emptor

    26. Re:Duh by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      "* a responsive and agile IT department. Not always 100% possible, but at least do your level best to serve, not block."

      You get this by making sure that department has the money to function the way the company wants it to function.

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    27. Re:Duh by haystor · · Score: 1

      IT vs the development crowd is really what I've experienced. I know they have enough on their plates removing browser toolbars from everyone's desktops.

      A good chunk of my work has been gluing disparate systems together. A lot of firewall exceptions over the years. It has been absolutely representative of multiple companies that they will close an exception without notifying the owner of it. I don't even mind the sudden closure so much as the attitude that it is easier to just break my work and let me find them.

      Too often a dev group comes to them with the wrong statement of, "we can't get x done without y". Dev should be engaging IT to get a solution. Instead of steering the conversation that way the typical response is, "you can't have y." It's never, "let's explore other options."

      It's also been my experience that IT is staffed and managed by "empire builders". This type of group is a natural enemy of the group which wants to get something done quickly. The general process at one big company I was at was that some tools group would get something cool written, where it would then get absorbed by IT. Development on that would grind to a halt and some other tools group would eventually come up with the next solution. At least they had the good sense to semi-recognize that initial development almost had to happen outside IT.

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    28. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There are cases where I explain it exactly like that to my employer.

      My job is not to cover my ass. My job is to help make the best decisions possible. Sometimes that means I have to point out that a service has a whole team of people working on security, a whole team of people working on system support, a room full of programmers on staff and a large call center full of people taking phone calls. I have none of those things and the company I work for could never afford to provide me with all that.

      If I end up out of a job because it turns out that the best decisions were hosted external services... then it is what it is, I won't lie to keep myself comfortable... and they didn't need me beyond consultation. Thus far that hasn't been the case though.

    29. Re:Duh by swalve · · Score: 2

      Two solutions:

      1- All interdepartmental requests need to go through the chain of command, not laterally. If an associate programmer wants 15tb of space on a server, policy should be for it to be run up the chain as far as it needs to, so that it gets funded and comes back down the chain to the IT guy ordering the hard drives. Anything else is bad corporate governance.
      2- Same thing only different: the IT department needs to be organized just like an outside vendor. Charge departments what it costs to provision and maintain services, and these problems disappear. The IT department is no longer big blob of revenue sucking, but a break-even division of the company. IT never has to say "no", they just have to say "sure, that will cost $15 per seat per month". If it costs less to hire an outside vendor, then the IT dept either sucks, or they should be handling the outsourcing.

    30. Re:Duh by yarnosh · · Score: 1

      All I can say is, go ahead shift your controlling and bookkeeping departement ot the lowest bidder no matter where it is located

      I don't think you understand what kind of "outsourcing" we're talking about here. Nobody is talking about moving a bookkeeping department. This is about hosting your bookkeeping software in the "cloud." You'd still have an bookkeeping/accounting department. They're just using software hosted somewhere else. Though even that is not as likely has moving something like Email into the cloud. Gmail and associated services are becoming more an more attractive to companies that dont' want to bother hosting their own basic services.

    31. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I work at a medium sized company.. somewhere between 500-700 employees. The *cost* of putting a server in the data center has almost nothing to do with the physical costs. It's more along the lines of: Our deparment costs $2 Million per year (totally made up number), we house x machines. $2 Million/x = price to host a server. A virtual machine, for example, costs $5k/year (which is approximately the price of a network drop for a physical server in our company)... Now we do get unlimited bandwidth for that with a huge internet pipe which is nice, but still...

      Anyways, my point is that our IT department can't possibly compete with cloud services on price because we don't scale high enough to get the price down to the price of "normal" remote hosting, and certainly can't provide the growth flexibility of something like Amazon's EC2. We don't use those services because it takes an act of Congress to put corporate/customer data on an external network. You wouldn't believe the trouble we had trying to get an ATT data center on the "ok" list. That's a different issue altogether, but I can see how companies with looser data security requirements would easily prefer outside hosting.

    32. Re:Duh by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      And then the other 98% of the time, the relative security of the cloud vs internal is completely unknown and therefore can't be a factor in the decision.

      Unknowns are anathema to business (unless they're researched risks). Of course businesses dont think about digital security except within a month of a well publicized security breach.

    33. Re:Duh by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Correct. Political infighting in a corporation is a sign of inept management at the levels above the fighting departments.

      Problem is, some of those tools think they're supposed to make their people compete with each other that way. And once they've made that mistake, they can't admit it to the people they're competing against themselves.

      Getting out from under that sort of stupidity is a good way to avoid career stagnation.

    34. Re:Duh by Carewolf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      IT may have rules and procedures in place for stupid reasons, and all too often those rules are followed in a passive aggressive manner, because management does not trust their own employees as much as they trust outsiders, and has forced stupid rules on IT and denied them a budget of their own.

      There fixed that for you. As a developer, I probably fight more against IT every day than most other employees, but IT departments are a product of the company environment. They ignore new issues because taking on more responsibility is not something they are paid extra for, and more often than not, they are punished for being helpful when their other projects slip. Punish people for being helpful often enough, and they will stop helping.

    35. Re:Duh by Old97 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The other groups in the business are not my customers. They are my partners. If I were a consultant, ASP, cloud provider, or other vendor, my interests would be in making money for my company, not doing what is best for my customer. Sometimes the interests of the customer and the vendor coincide, but often they do not. A lot of vendors rake in tons of money doing whatever is asked of them with little or no regard for how bad it is or will be for their customer. That may please some clueless manager who is trying to look good, but it's not good for our employer. As a partner I have to care about our common employer. I have to be willing to push back when they want to do something stupid - something that is against the best interests of our company. That's in part what I'm paid to do. That's why we have an IT department.

      That being said, I'm not advocating being a surly, snotty pain in the ass - a Mordac. We have to work to understand the requirements and challenges of our partners and help all of us through them. It's like a marriage. It takes work.

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    36. Re:Duh by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      So they'll "write a check" for the "cloud" service, but we are expected to provide whatever they want for free. I don't have a magic room where I keep equipment (and people) that I can pull out at the drop of a hat. Resources cost money, but they do not want to pay fr them wen the resources are internal, but can always find money to hire outsiders.

      It is probably cheaper to rent storage in the cloud than it is to buy it in house and hire the people to maintain it. Businesses are going to be writing a check either way. That check to the cloud provider may be smaller.

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    37. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's possible he registered to share his experience with the system. CRAZY, I KNOW. How about we respond with facts, instead of conspiracy theories?

    38. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like my experience at Sabre. So much so that I had the firewall team on speed dial even, and they would make the change then fill out the paperwork later. Something about shutting down thousands of external customers gave me a little bit of clout when shit had to be opened.

    39. Re:Duh by bberens · · Score: 2

      I think you hit on the cruxt of the issue here. The barrier to entry in both time and money is incredibly low for cloud services. If I were running a small company I can't imagine a good reason to NOT use a cloud service. It's likely going to be better than anything I could muster with my meager budget.

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    40. Re:Duh by cjohnson319 · · Score: 1

      This is never clearly spelled out or even thought about by the idiots jumping on the Cloud bandwagon.

      I download my backups regularly.

      Also, if you're a good admin, you're going to think through these processes, document your best practices, train your users to them, and use reporting to ensure accountability and compliance.

      A bad admin is a bad admin, whether their work is in the cloud or not.

    41. Re:Duh by andy1307 · · Score: 1

      Agreed...

      OTOH, who usually cleans up any messes that happens with it? Who gets blamed if the cloud provider has an outage?

      Like IT departments don't mess up or in-house IT departments don't have outages.

    42. Re:Duh by Moryath · · Score: 1

      A lot of firewall exceptions over the years. It has been absolutely representative of multiple companies that they will close an exception without notifying the owner of it. I don't even mind the sudden closure so much as the attitude that it is easier to just break my work and let me find them.

      Funny. I find this more often from telecomm types. They'll take ports or phones off the network if they are listed as "inactive" without a check-in with the department.

      The general process at one big company I was at was that some tools group would get something cool written, where it would then get absorbed by IT. Development on that would grind to a halt and some other tools group would eventually come up with the next solution. At least they had the good sense to semi-recognize that initial development almost had to happen outside IT.

      Funny. For our "tools" guys outside of IT it's always been a "someone has an idea, develops a tool, but it's buggy. They get bored, move on to their next toy, and never fix the bugs. A year later someone comes and demands that IT fix the bugs."

    43. Re:Duh by cjohnson319 · · Score: 1

      An "internal cloud" is a server in your data center. It's not a cloud. It's a re-appropriation of jargon in an attempt to steer ignorant management types back to the old way of doing things.

    44. Re:Duh by Lashat · · Score: 1

      Glad to see this already modded up to 5,Insightful. I don't have to lament my lack of mod points this morning.

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    45. Re:Duh by cHiphead · · Score: 1

      In-house IT can timeline an issue for repair more reliably than a cloud vendor (see the Amazon outage). The biggest problem I've come across in IT is having a department and infrastructure that is just simply too big, where you don't have enough skill overlap (especially UP THE CHAIN OF COMMAND).

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    46. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The clear issue isn't so much the business side as the fundamental difference in tech knowledge. You (IT) chose a trade skill that is highly specialized. They (everybody else) chose a different path that limits their absolute knowledge of technology. It seems that you shoulcd make every effort to educate rather than infuriate. Clearly some things aren't feasible. But discussing the basics & putting out memos to educate should be the plan of attack rather than griping. I know IT likes to live in their rat's next of servers but going into offices to work with them almost always works out better.

    47. Re:Duh by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      Guess what? No-one wants to deal with a department.

      Makes sense to me... Also, no reason to single out the IT department... there are lots of departments involved whenever you want to turn on a new service, and even if your IT department is very competent that still adds lots of extra bureaucracy and coordination ( =meetings)

      So you want to turn on a simple new service, say a little website and a database that runs on a single box connected to the internet? With the traditional approach, you would have needed to do stuff like:

      • Get project launched with signoff from management, so the beancounters can allocate budget and resources for it
      • Get everyone together to come up with a design, deal with guy who wants to push past the corporate standard HW/SW builds
      • Put the equipment through procurement. Since you often want to kind of infrastructure stuff like this fall under capital budget rather than expense, so you can write off depreciation for a few years, you end up overspec'ing the box to be $3k-$5k so it meets the capital threshold, when it otherwise a $1k machine would have been fine. Wait 6-12 weeks for the equipment to actually arrive.
      • Get equipment checked in and tracked by inventory
      • Deploy and test, yay!
      • Pass some security audit so the network people finally open up the firewall to let your server out in the open.
      • Make sure you have some rotation of IT staff available on a 24x7 rotation to service the machine if something breaks. When something breaks, tap into the spares pile, and go through the RMA process to replace the broken parts.

      Going with cloud provisioning, you pretty much bypass most of that.
      Even if your IT department already operates like they maintain a private cloud, they probably don't have excess budget/capacity to just take your order and provision a piece out of their cluster... since they tend to only get just barely enough budget approved to support the bare minimum projects on their plate at the beginning of the year. The commercial clouds have likely invested in excess capacity in advance, and already run a hardware maintenance rotation, and have dark hardware sitting by ready to power on and slice you a piece of the pie.

    48. Re:Duh by Carewolf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      An "internal cloud" is a server in your data center. It's not a cloud. It's a re-appropriation of jargon in an attempt to steer ignorant management types back to the old way of doing things.

      An "external cloud" even by a big brand-name provider is not a cloud either. It's a re-appropriation of jargon in an attempt to steer ignorant management types into buying old hosting services with a new fancy name.

    49. Re:Duh by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      There are benefits to cloud computing, but you can't be stupid and just write a check, You need to do research to see if they actually do what you want them to do, do they have a good track record and is there an Exit strategy in place. You need to get other departments involved to make sure you have a solid contract with them and other stuff... If you are going to do this to end run around IT, that is stupid, and if you are going to rush it, that is even more stupid.

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    50. Re:Duh by Moryath · · Score: 2

      We don't use those services because it takes an act of Congress to put corporate/customer data on an external network.

      Ways to fuck yourself over by putting company data (especially anything with customer personal information) on "the cloud":

      *HIPAA
      *FERPA
      *SOX
      *DPPA
      *DACS
      *ECPA
      *EFTA
      *GLB
      *HRDS
      *PA/PPA

      Here, some reading material.

      And that's before we get into the trouble of corporate espionage, or your customer lists being hacked out of someone's "Google Online Email" because they used the same password/username combo they use on every other system in the world and their home desktop was hacked.

      Don't blame me. Blame the lawyers. And the crooks we all have to protect against.

    51. Re:Duh by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      No you are statically safer with a cloud then your IT Staff. But you need to be smart and not just go with the lowest bidder. You also need to balance what to cloud and what to do in house. A Cloud is good for those services that your IT Staff gets bogged down with. Where you can use them for more profitable usages. Sure it sounds vague because this is different for every organization.

      Eg. A small company may use a cloud to host some of their apps, so their IT people can focus on maintaining their apps and improving it and not wast time trying to make themselves experts in keeping the Host OS running safely. And a lot of IT people think they are good at security but they are not. You might as well go with a cloud service where people are more actively involved in keeping your system safe and secure and GET A CONTRACT that makes sure if there is a problem you get compensated for it.

      When working with a cloud system I wish I can stress this GET A CONTRACT, GET A CONTRACT, and MAKE SURE YOU AGREE TO THE TERMS AND THERE IS ADVANTAGES TO YOU!!! Cloud computing isn't bad, but if your management is stupid so will your cloud solution will be. But if your management is stupid so will your own IT Projects too... But if there is a problem you will get blamed.

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    52. Re:Duh by schnell · · Score: 1

      100% correct. Any IT folks reading this should take the lesson to heart but should also realize that this isn't directed only at IT... at any company of a certain size, people inside the business will hire outside vendors to do tasks that their internal departments make painful.

      For example, my company regularly pays outside firms to host servers for us when the internal IT group says "that will take two new headcount and six months" but the vendor says "it's $5K/month and will be ready tomorrow." Similarly, when we need some marketing campaign done and our creative dept. says "it will take two months to develop this" and an outside firm will do it in two weeks, we pay the outside vendor. Sometimes these decisions are good, sometimes they're bad, but they are made all the time with all different sorts of tasks when the internal resources aren't "competitive" to what's outside. Basically the only departments you can't route around are finance and legal.

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    53. Re:Duh by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Clearly you have never dealt with outsourcing.

      If you outsource something, you are FAR MORE LIKELY to be told NO. You can no longer abuse people who are your own employees. Now you have to deal with people that WORK FOR SOMEONE ELSE and have their own ideas about what's going on. If you ask for something that's out of scope or just plain stupid then you will be told so. It might be sold better.

      However, you will still have layers of outside management preventing you from mindlessly having your way regardless of cost or consequences.

      Of course this sort of thing is never actually acknowledged when outsourcing is being planned.

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    54. Re:Duh by bioster · · Score: 1

      #1 Priority - "Just make everything work."
      #1 Priority - "Keep everything safe."
      #1 Priority - "Give the users what they want."
      #1 Priority - "Protect the network from rogue users doing bad things."
      #1 Priority - "Make the VP's latest toy cell phone plug in to everything."

      That might make a nice t-shirt. :D

    55. Re:Duh by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      If it's all outsourced to the cloud, guess what? *Poof*, no admin! That's the whole point, remember? Outsource anything that requires any skill or training, and keep a help desk flunky around part time to swap out broken mice.

    56. Re:Duh by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      Agreed...

      OTOH, who usually cleans up any messes that happens with it? Who gets blamed if the cloud provider has an outage?

      Well, if you are using a cloud service provider and you data gets lost, or worse, hacked, you can sue the provider to make up for the damages. If you IT dept loses the data or gets hacked, you better have good insurance! It's not like you can sue an internal department of your own company. (That reminds me of a TV commercial where guys at Coca Cola wanted to sue the Coke Zero department for making a product that tastes exactly like Coca Cola)

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    57. Re:Duh by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 2

      Oddly enough you summed up what is wrong with outsourcing in general...

      Yet most every company - including probably the one you work at outsources a good chunk of all their customer interactions and support.

    58. Re:Duh by Hyppy · · Score: 0

      Or, it's a set of clustered servers that provide abstracted and elastic resources to guest applications and services.

      The more I read your contributions to this story, the more it's becoming apparent that you're either a troll or a shill.

    59. Re:Duh by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      Can you afford to lose ALL your word documents and spreadsheets COMPANY WIDE when the cloud crashes and they are lost?

      Can you afford to lose ALL your word documents and spreadsheets COMPANY WIDE when the server crashes/get's-hacked and they are lost?

      Of course, you could fire your incompetent IT guy that didn't make backups or know enough about security to prevent a security breach, but that won't get your docs back. You could even try to sue him, but you are certainly not going to make up your losses. You probably won't get enough to pay your lawyers. On the other hand, if a cloud provider loses all your data, you can sue them for ALL of the damages your company faced.

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    60. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps it's frustration at being treated the way IT tends to be treated. Like it or not, nearly every department serves most other departments. IT serves the other departments, but is also entitled to equality in regards to their department's standing among others.
      In any reasonably run company, one department does not get to dictate changes to the accounting department that may have drastic effects on how accounting processes invoices/payments for every other department.

      If a department needs something special, they may have to pay for it and the fact that accounting pushes back and says they can't accomplish this without more people/money does not mean they're surly or rude, they simply have to look out for every other department they service. When management fails to support accounting and they have 50 different standards on how they handle invoices for the departments and 100 different standards for receiving payments and crediting departments, they will push back more and more and become more and more demoralized as they realize that they don't matter in their peer department's 'eyes'.

      When one department has a new whiz-bang app they saw and now want, it's dropped on IT to just make it work regardless (in most cases) of how they do that without compromising the integrity or security of the environment that everyone uses. But, requests for resources (money, support, etc.) are usually held back or denied. It's the company equivalent of unfunded mandate.

      I've seen places consider spending tens of thousands for Microsoft hosted Exchange due to slowdowns and outages, yet complain bitterly about spending two thousand for a company with experienced staff to do health checks and troubleshooting. The same company that refuses to spend even a thousand on training. No raises, no money for training, minimal money for outside help, tons of money for moving the whole thing offsite.

      I can't imagine why some IT people are bitter. Treat reasonably to exceptionally smart people as nothing more than cogs in a wheel or tools and you will get surly, rude people.

    61. Re:Duh by Jim+Hall · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      In the past, IT could only be delivered via the internal IT department. Need a PC? Need to use this new "email" thing? Want to get started with this new "web" idea? Need a custom programming job to automate your business transactions? Talk to IT.

      But those days are gone. Much of IT has become a commodity. Common services like email and web can't be done in-house for less than an outside provider can do it for you. Look at email. Your organization might have 200,000 end-users that need email accounts. To do this internally, you'll need multiple servers in different servers, terabytes of storage (you are mirroring this, aren't you?), backup (for bare-metal disaster recovery), licensing and support contracts for all the servers, etc. Not to mention the staff to support all that. Compare that to outsourcing your organization's email to a provider like Gmail. Education can go to Gmail for free, businesses pay a fee. Do the math, and it's way cheaper for a company to outsource than to do email on their own. (Yes, some organizations might have contractual or regulatory reasons to run an internal email service - I'm looking at the broader use case, here.)

      Cloud computing is here, more non-IT departments are going to use it. So IT needs to find new ways to bring value to the organization. As IT stewards, we need to understand when it's better to outsource "grunt work" (email, etc.) to free up internal staff time to focus on more important/valuable projects. Is it better for 2 sysadmins to babysit a dozen email servers and 20 web servers, when you could outsource that "commodity" service and have those same 2 sysadmins support servers for a new business database?

      But IT won't always be the ones looking to external IT services. You'll have non-IT departments making their own decisions about outsourcing a particular project to an outside vendor. That's what the article is about. Be flexible, but make sure those non-IT departments don't get into trouble. If you can't provide more value than someone else, then at least help the project, do some of their "homework" for them. "Vet" the cloud vendor. Do you have a SAS70 statement on file? Any other certifications or paperwork that you in IT would think to ask for, but your non-IT folks might miss?

    62. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I work IT will spring all kinds of bullshit on you. You call them to ask for an additional CAT5 line to the office and they tell you it will be $13,000 because they refuse to do it unless you buy them a new Cisco Catalyst 4948-10GE switch. So instead you go to Best Buy and grab a $30 switch and plug in your own damn cables. Or they lock the firewall down so hard that you can't even access a customer's SSL site because it's not port 80. Will they open the port? No. So you set up an SSH proxy at home on port 80 and use that from the office. I spend more time working around IT to make my computer work than they do.

    63. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IT should begin to view other departments as customers as soon as those departments act like customers. Currently more departments treat IT as a pseudo-charity with a bottomless pit of knowledge and resources.

      IT faces a catch-22-we're viewed as incompetent if we don't a spare of everything, in-depth knowledge of all the apps and 24/7 coverage. BUT, we can't get the funding to have spares on hand, the training budget is minimal and the compendium closed for new employees.

      I've been in meetings where budget proposals to upgrade the network in certain areas and maintain spares was shot down because 'it's working now and we don't have the money to upgrade or have spares'. A power supply in a 7 year old switch burns out and first question is 'why did it take so long, why didn't you grab a spare and put it in?' Our response
      "We don't have spares"
      "Why not?!"
      "Well, the few we had were deployed on your orders for that last project" (where we were denied equipment funding because we already the equipment ie., our spares. We pushed back about using the spares and were subjected to "the network is fine, everything is working, we have to save money"

    64. Re:Duh by ghbpyper · · Score: 1

      Or, it's a set of clustered servers that provide abstracted and elastic resources to guest applications and services. The more I read your contributions to this story, the more it's becoming apparent that you're either a troll or a shill.

      Finally an accurate description.

    65. Re:Duh by Kjella · · Score: 2

      Most importantly I've found is that most external companies have no incentive to pay back technical debt. They'd rather have alerts and actions and incidents they can use to bill the customer. They play the numbers solving all the easy cases while the serious ones are left to rot as long as they don't fall below some given response rates. Also, they're strictly sticking to scope because it's on ad hoc work and extra work they can afford their low base prices while the IT department does it more as part of the job. If you think trying to push around an IT department is hard, try a cloud vendor. Now there won't only be the regular problems but a huge legal and billing adventure ahead. The blame game can be bad inside a company too, but at least there some senior exec can tell both departments to get their ass in gear and that the costs will be sorted out afterwards. In at least 95 of 100 cases when you do that with a vendor it means the client will pay, maybe with a token discount. Usually after you've realized you lose even more waiting for the laywers to work it out. At least if you're going to do it, be a big customer for them. Being a small fry customer with a big vendor is just doomed to dissatisfaction.

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    66. Re:Duh by garbletext · · Score: 1

      cloud SLAs are a joke. That's the point. If a cloud outage takes your application down, the appropriate parties to blame are those responsible for application design and operations architecture. You can't just take an app designed for a datacenter and naively move it to amazon and expect HA. You need to design for failure and automate the hell out of provisioning. The ideal is to either load balance across multiple providers or automate the living hell out of provisioning and backup until you can reliably get DR times in the 5 minute range.

    67. Re:Duh by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      But.... The only way the IT department can start working well is if the company starts sending that money to an outside contractor (that costs 10 times more), and makes the IT department compete with them for the money.

      But I'd guess that on your simple world the IT department shares the objectives of the rest of the company, and the CEO can even arbitrate some problem between them and other departments. On that imaginary world the CEO may even be able to fire people from the IT department... Be aware that in the real world, things don't work like that, that is way the other departments must contract the cloud.

    68. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And.....what about security?

      We IT people get the bad rap because we get hated on when we increase security (because it's inconvenient) and hated on when we don't have good enough security. We can't win.

      One reason they do this is because if the cloud provider screws up, they can sue and supposedly can't be sued....however that's not true because ultimately it was the business decision to trust a cloud provider with shoddy security and it it STILL is your fault because you picked the provider.

      The real problem is noone wants to "learn" how to use their tools and are expecting them to always work when they continue to download crap.

      IT doesn't have those policies to make life inconvenient. We have them to make SURE everything is secured and well documented so if sysadmin A leaves, sysadmin B, C or D can pick up where he left off.

    69. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The cloud provider is a large and inaccessible entity. They don't need to be rude or surly to avoid being run over -- they are simply hiding behind their front line tech support and anyone who is truly competent is inaccessible in the case of problems. The whole "negotiate a price" piece is fraught with peril in a large organization. If you try and provide comparable service with comparable pricing then you get beat up for not efficiently providing services with your current budget. If you price it a less than the real cost of providing the additional resources then you get ripped for "subsidizing" the new project on the backs of the old ones. If you price the service at just the cost differential for providing the service then you'll get the shaft when the internal project convinces a higher up that "it's only a little feature creep". The advantage of using an outsourced cloud solution is that an external company has a ready way to say "@#$% NO, we won't do that for free. You want additional __feature___ pay up." Also, cloud-sourcing is a rent-vs-buy decision. If you have a project that you aren't sure will fly it may make sense to "rent" for a while until you actually understand the long term demand.

      So what my thoughts about best practices?
      1) Limit the selection of cloud providers -- this limits the cloud configurations which have to be grokked in the institutional knowledge pool.
      2) Internal growth needs to be compatible with the cloud providers architectures -- so if you move project in-house the barrier is low, ideally no harder than migrating from one cloud node to another. Moreover, the cloud providers probably do things for a reason, figure out why -- sometimes the reasons will be stupid, other times profound.

       

    70. Re:Duh by EvilStein · · Score: 1

      The local IT department still gets blamed, because many users view them as the ones responsible for anything that has anything at all to do with the typeytypey boxes that make wizzbang things happen. :/

    71. Re:Duh by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

      Business guys go to "the cloud" because they have no idea what IT is about. They have no idea even how to measure IT's performance. They have no idea how to even begin to describe their needs. The only reason they feel positive about "the cloud" is because "the cloud" has a staff that is responsible for nothing but customer care, i.e. sales. And the sales guy brings them a simple menu of services. And if your business is something that can be satisfied from a simple menu of services then let's hope that you are in some line of business that makes an actual physical product. If all you do is provide some kind of information service, then having simple IT needs means that you don't stand out and you're business is doomed.

    72. Re:Duh by medcalf · · Score: 1

      Maybe. But in my experience, it's mostly a communications/expectations issue. If a business unit wants a service, and goes to IT to get it, IT should ask for (and get) solid requirements, and then give a timeline and expectations. In practice, the business units often get annoyed when IT cannot read their mind on requirements, and constantly demand shorter timelines and higher service levels. This is particularly true when there is no internal charge model, so IT is "free" to the business users. The practical upshot is that neither side talks the other's language, and neither is willing to work within the real-world constraints of the other.

      The best model I've seen is similar to the military model. A department head would have an HR directory, an IT director and a finance director reporting to him (and depending on the organization, perhaps legal or other "shared services"). The HR, IT and finance departments would be responsible for policy, and for training the various directors that are sent out to report to different department heads. (And possibly managers at a lower level.) The department head gets to tell them what to do but not how. The IT and other support departments get to say how things get done but not what. This organization is rare, but effective.

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    73. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not my department (anymore).

      I believe the mess would be cleaned up by the management idiots that thought a "cloud" server at the end of a long, off-site network pathway was a reliable way to run their business rather than having an internal IT department. Management made the decision, they can solve the problem. (lawl)

    74. Re:Duh by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

      Way to blame shift. Let me tell you, the cloud providers aren't going to provide SLAs that are any better than what the network providers provide. And what they provide is an agreed upon service availability and if they don't deliver, you can request to not have to pay for that period. Which may or may not actually cover your business loses due to the outage.

      This is yet another difference between your IT department and your service provider. Your IT department actually has some idea of the urgency of the issue and what it means to your business. Your service provider only cares what it means to their business.

    75. Re:Duh by CyprusBlue113 · · Score: 1

      And then they wonder why they are getting class action lawsuits when all their data gets hacked and stolen.

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    76. Re:Duh by cjohnson319 · · Score: 1

      You still need people to develop the custom apps, create user accounts, write company-specific documentation, create custom fields, create the workflow rules that help move external paper-based processes to the cloud, interface with the IT to support legacy servers and processes, advocate for the users when IT pushes back and says you don't get the data you need b/c [insert territorial/job security reasons here], train users, help determine what processes and data should be in the cloud vs. what shouldn't, make partnering and add-on decisions, and advise upper management.

      There's still a need for an admin, but he or she can't just focus on the technical aspects. They have to know their system, and also know their users. A cloud admin is still an IT-type position, just one that requires the ability to understand things that aren't necessarily related to IT.

    77. Re:Duh by OctaviusIII · · Score: 1

      I think you could substitute the IT/manager divide for any other technical/nontechnical interaction and you'd still be right. I'm thinking that maybe lawyers who spend years on legal training but get criticised for being shady, bureaucrats who work 12+ hour days on hardtak and a medical plan but get criticised for being lazy, and politicians who have teams of underpaid overworked staff studying specific issues but get criticised for avoiding the 'obvious solution' would qualify.

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    78. Re:Duh by marnues · · Score: 1

      Yes thank, it is management's fault. Of course, it is just as often IT's management as it is upper management in my company.

    79. Re:Duh by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      What admin? Your IT department is one guy with a checkbook. "Failed hard disk? Let me call local company; they'll be here shortly to replace it."

      [John]

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    80. Re:Duh by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2

      WOOOHOO!

      This is EXACTLY why IT is the way it is.

      Businesses shouldn't run out and buy every freakin product without consulting their own IT staff. Maybe product A does look nice, but the business unit usually gets pissed when it won't integrate into the existing ERP. If IT was consulted BEFORE said money was spent, they could have had input that would have helped.

      ALL too often we're asked to integrate crap that was never designed to be integrated. BUY PRODUCTS THAT WORK WITH WHAT YA GOT and you won't have an issue.

      Best of breed sounds good until you realize that companies rarely build anything that talks to products other than their own unless it's an operating system.

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    81. Re:Duh by marnues · · Score: 1

      The problem is that most companies treat IT costs as a loss so that the number 1 function of IT is to be cheap. And we always get what we pay for.

    82. Re:Duh by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Their corporate call center help desk in India, duh.

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    83. Re:Duh by mounthood · · Score: 2

      Brilliant post. What you didn't cover are the things managers are supposed to address: communication, trust, openness, friendliness, security (in the office politics sense). Vendors and Contractors are often an issue of bad management, and little to do with IT staff. Think of how often just two people from different departments who like and trust each other, can work out issues quickly and correctly, and stop a project from turning into "some clueless manager who is trying to look good."

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    84. Re:Duh by The+Great+Pretender · · Score: 1
      The question is not can you do it for free, rather can you do it for cheaper than the cloud; and that includes the intangible cost of dealing with 'personalities'. The cloud, when you need to interact with customer service is set up to be polite and understand, but never let on, that I'm a neophyte and I don't know anything. They're will just smile sweetly 'virtually' an go get my stuff to work. The frustration and waste of time that I may suffer trying to get good customer service from a bunch of whining, self-entitled IT staff is not worth the extra money I pay to outsource my service. So while you sit their with your shitty attitude about how you have to do everything for free, why don't you think more about how I don't want to deal with that, I just want my shit to work. If you want to profess that it's 'not that simple' and 'I'm so busy I don't know when I can get to it' then let me watch you talking for 30 mins about your vacation to the cute chick in the corner cube, I'll go find someone who actually has the business savy to operate in a way that helps me get my job done, or presents a cost option to doing what I want to do with a clear and simple presentation, not trying to bamboozle me with technical jargon to try and show me how utterly inferior I am to them, then present obviously over inflated costs (This aint Los Alamos, I know what an order of magnitude padding is).

      In saying all this, I don't use the cloud because I don't trust it, but I wish I could so I could fire all my freakin IT staff and be productive.

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    85. Re:Duh by ajs · · Score: 1

      So they'll "write a check" for the "cloud" service, but we are expected to provide whatever they want for free. I don't have a magic room where I keep equipment (and people) that I can pull out at the drop of a hat. Resources cost money, but they do not want to pay fr them wen the resources are internal, but can always find money to hire outsiders.

      I've been on all sides of this argument, so let me take the contrary position: cloud services companies like Google spend an awful lot of time productizing. You want corporate email, document editing and $minimal amount of storage with the following 20 features over the Web and mobile devices? Pay $50/year per user. Various addon and third-party services are also provided, each with a per-user-per-year pricing model.

      Now, I go over to my IT department and I ask what they're offering. After a half hour or so, I think I've generally got an idea of what we have and what it costs, but scaling costs are kind of fuzzy, and there's a lot of "unless something unexpected happens," and every time a new service is added, we'll end up hiring at least half a full time equivalent.

      So, it's not a matter of "writing a check," or politics, so much as a clear understanding of how the service fits into your business now, and as your needs grow, both technically and financially.

      The only environments in which I've worked where I don't think this would be an improvement are those where IT was run as if it were an external service provider, and that makes you wonder... if the external service provider model is the right one, why does it need to be in-house?

    86. Re:Duh by plopez · · Score: 1

      Dammit. I wasted my mod points yesterday. You "hit the nail on the head". Always remember that your IT depart is a support department and your job is to make people's jobs easier. And always remember they are people. If you treat them as such and develop rapport your department will be less likely to "get the axe". Build a constituency who would prefer you over an outsourcing company. Your big advantage is more direct contact with people in the other departments which helps you to understand their needs and allows you to set realistic expectations.

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    87. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      News flash; unless you are the one waking up at 3 am because "your" server crashed and now you have to bring it back online while getting phone calls from your customer screaming at you that "your" server is down. The resource is not "yours". You are still leasing a resource that is the responsibility of another group to manage. A.K.A: unless you want the "benefits" of IT; work in IT.

    88. Re:Duh by plopez · · Score: 1

      Who is responsible for the rules which stall things? Accounting/purchasing which requires a 246/B and 3 levels of approval for every little purchase? The IT manager who requires a ppt. presentation for every minor project? User with conflicting demands? HR who does not forward resumes of qualified applicants? Unresponsive low bid vendors? I think you get the point.

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    89. Re:Duh by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Do you think that they push back and make it seem like this whole idea is putting them out and making their life harder?

      To be fair, when I was a sysadmin at a larger company, I'd often get user requests (demands) in the form of "I want <this>". If I had a problem with their request, I told them my concerns, talked to them about what they were trying to accomplish, and tried to offer something to satisfy their actual needs. For example, rather than creating an server login account for someone who just needed to view some log files, I wrote/updated a CGI script so they could view the logs from their browsers. Now, I'll admit that sometimes, push-some-to-shove, I countered particularly insistent users who simply wanted what they wanted with "Sorry, I don't work for you." Luckily, I was generally responsible and reasonable in my defiance and my managers (for who I actually worked) backed me up because of that.

      My philosophy is: If you're reasonable, I'm reasonable. If you're unreasonable, I'm capable of being just as unreasonable. If you want to make it a contest, I'm probably going to win.

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    90. Re:Duh by plopez · · Score: 1

      I have seen too many careless developers cause too many problems to agree with you. If IT locks down your develop machines, that is wrong. If IT requires a careful rollout and QA process then IT is right. When developers whine about problems with their apps being the fault of QA/DBA/networking etc. in my experience most of the time it was slopping coding. Downtime is *never* acceptable.

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    91. Re:Duh by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure the "customer" is willing to actually pay stuff, and doesn't expect everything to be done for free, right away.

    92. Re:Duh by plopez · · Score: 2

      If they have an unrealistic expectation tell them that, but also tell them what their alternatives are: spend more money now, use "cloud" (aka rented) resources ad pay later. Show them the cost projections for the service versus the acquisition for 1 year versus 3 or 5 years. The company I mentioned earlier now uses a combination of hosted/cloud services and (locally) outsourced IT to manage their internal infrastructure. Their costs are a fraction of what they were 3 years ago, and I guarantee if you ask anyone there they will tell you that they are happier with the quality, reliability and types of services they have now versus 3 years ago.

      I wish I had had someone like you on my IT team when I was in IT. In my case these sorts of actions lead me to be marginalized and then politically maneuvered into "spending more time with my family". I may have muffed a thing or two but I was always upfront with information. And taking responsibility for my actions.

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    93. Re:Duh by hrtserpent6 · · Score: 1

      It's like a marriage

      50% of all marriages in the U.S. end in divorce. Hence the article.

    94. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well done! You've also re-illustrated his point!

      Internal IT is expected to provide every thing for free. For external IT, there is willingness to 'negotiate a price'.

    95. Re:Duh by quintus_horatius · · Score: 1

      I had a virus scanner fighting with my build, preventing the build from getting done. While our dept. is getting billed by IT for things, they refused to do anything at all about our new inability to build our main program. They had their rules that allowed them to say "no" and leave it at that.

      Did you consider that your IT department wants to a) keep your machine(s) running well regardless of your efforts and b) that maybe you should look into whats wrong with your build and figure out why it causes problems with the virus scanner? Be sure to consider it in that order and set about making your software play nice, not the other way around. Here's why:

      • If you're making this build of yours for internal consumption, then you're effectively expecting your IT department to cut out well-running and necessary software (the virus scanner) at your whim. They can't rewrite the software themselves and the vendor won't be bothered, so the only alternative you have left is to throw out the scanner and possibly purchase a whole new set of licenses from a different vendor at great cost.
      • If you're making a build for public consumption then your troubles are a symptom that customers, the people on whose whim your job survives by, will experience and decide that your shiny creation isn't worth the trouble. Anyone who runs a virus scanner, and that's most people, may be affected.

      Your bullying IT department is trying to save your job and a buttload of money for the company. You should thank them and fix your crappy build. Ingrates like you are why IT hates prima donna developers. I am a former IT drone and a current programmer/developer, and I would be embarrassed if you worked in my department now.

    96. Re:Duh by Old97 · · Score: 1

      So if you find your partner in the arms of an IT vendor, is it your fault or your partner's? Maybe you've just grown apart or become complacent? Can counseling save this relationship? Do we need to see Dr. Phil?

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    97. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just make sure you work for the cloud, not for IT Ops. Want to make big bucks? Learn SAP, you sap.

    98. Re:Duh by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      It can easily be the other way around, too. If you ask your outsourcing partners for something stupid, if you're paying for it, they're going to give it to you.

    99. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when a hacker takes all their data or they get slapped hard with a HIPPA violation

      Are you trying to talk about HIPAA?

    100. Re:Duh by sorak · · Score: 1

      Congrats! You've pretty much illustrated exactly what this article is about!

      Think of yourself in terms of having a customer and your competition is the cloud. Do you think the "cloud" provider is rude and surly? Do you think that they push back and make it seem like this whole idea is putting them out and making their life harder? I'm pretty sure they cheerfully offer services and then negotiate a price. Might even buy you dinner.

      More importantly, they already have what you need. Instead of having meeting after meeting to discuss exactly how this will work and (in my company at least) having to bring in several potential stakeholders and argue about what it should do, what it should look like, what the main screen should look like, why it shouldn't have a link to automatically email the CEOs wife and tell her he'll be late for dinner, and how long it should take, you go to someone who already has a similar project completed and ready to go.

      I have seen that situation several times. I have seen a situation where we sign up for a third party service, with plans to make money off of it immediately while we develop an in-house replacement. (And it doesn't hurt that we learn a little about what works well and what doesn't in the process)

    101. Re:Duh by unimacs · · Score: 4, Interesting
      "blah blah blah fuckwit VP du jour blah blah blah "

      I run a small IT department. A lot of people don't understand the ins and outs of our jobs, any more than we understand all the accounting rules or HR policies. For some reason though IT people can be unbelievably condescending when it comes to our area of expertise.

      I overheard one of our support staff telling a Mac developer that he couldn't have admin rights to his Mac because we needed to "protect him from himself". This from a guy who has a tiny fraction of experience maintaining Macs compared to the developer he was talking to.

      Let's just say I had a few words with that member of our support staff about how not to talk to our users. Further I instructed everyone that the phrase "protect you from yourself" should never come out of the mouth of anyone on our staff again. "Protect our network from increasingly sophisticated attacks", - fine. "Protect you from yourself." - not OK. Just to be clear, I'm not some dude with management experience and limited technical knowledge brought in to run the department. I have a CS degree and worn both software development and network support hats for many years.

      Now I'm sure you've never called the VP in question a "fuckwit" to their face, but I will not tolerate that attitude. I had a contractor (this time it was a developer) regularly insulting one of our support staff's ability using vulgar terms behind his back. He was the sort of guy that some organizations will put up with as long a they're performing. I dumped him as soon as I could find a replacement. People like that, even if they are extremely talented, have a way of dragging the whole team down.

    102. Re:Duh by theunixbomber · · Score: 0

      That's exactly right. The very nature of IT means that we're exposed to tons of products. Every time someone insists on particular application for a project, we get exposed to it. This gives us great insight into what does and does not work. Simply inviting some folks from IT during your planning meetings for a new project would end about 90% of these problems.

    103. Re:Duh by Ironchew · · Score: 2

      incompetent business management

      held to account for security breeches

      Incompetent business solution #1: Issue a pair of security breeches to every employee.

    104. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you think the "cloud" provider is rude and surly? Do you think that they push back and make it seem like this whole idea is putting them out and making their life harder?

      Of course not. Like you say, they happily take your money. It's not their job to question your methods or your motives. Those damn surly IT guys, the ones who have been building and managing your business processes for years, and who consequently know the business better than you yourself likely do, those assholes actually have opinions about things.

      Companies who throw away literally hundreds of years of internal experience so that some dimwit with an MBA can "be in charge" deserve exactly what they are going to get. Good luck with that.

    105. Re:Duh by TemporalBeing · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In-house IT can timeline an issue for repair more reliably than a cloud vendor (see the Amazon outage).

      Not really. The larger the company, the larger the IT department to support. IT departments are pretty much ignored, understaffed, and under-funded. That's the nature of IT. As a result, while they can try to time things to be more timely, the end result is that they may not enough resources to really predict how well it's going to go, and you may end-up with a lot of downtime that was still completely unplanned for because they couldn't do it in time, or roll-back to a working system in failure.

      For example, one large company I use to work for did an email system upgrade - Exchange (yeah, I know - a problem unto itself). They scheduled it for the weekend when it shouldn't have been a problem. They had tested in their labs prior, so it should have gone through, right? no. A whole chunk of the organization that relied on the servers being updated (may be 1/16th of the entire (very very large) company b/c of how their system was configured) was out of e-mail for one whole week - including a top-level manager that had regular communications with government, as well as people at all levels trying to win contracts. They tried. They failed. They couldn't restore it. They brought it Microsoft to help; but it still took a week.

      (Personally, I would have changed their whole email infrastructure as each site or division had their own dedicated email infrastructure instead of a single corporate-wide system. Yes, the site systems interplayed somehow into the larger corporate systems so that authentication, etc. worked. But it was still a mish-mash infrastructure.)

      Just saying - even in-house IT can't really be relied upon any more than an external company you're paying to provide service. But then, the in-house IT folks see themselves as both mission critical and able to take their time to do whatever they want since besides their individual paychecks, the in-house IT organization doesn't have to fend for its right to live based on how well it provides service - it just provides service, users be damned. Where as the external company depends quite well on how well they provide service to you; you're paying them to do so and they (generally) want to retain that business instead of losing it to a competitor.

      The biggest problem I've come across in IT is having a department and infrastructure that is just simply too big, where you don't have enough skill overlap (especially UP THE CHAIN OF COMMAND).

      The biggest problem in IT is that it is highly neglected and poorly understood - at pretty much every level, not to mention especially in small organizations it tends to have a high turn-over rate, thereby it also has a very poor vision for how to provide the services rendered to the organization, and poor direction on doing so; and more often than not, not having enough people to support it either.

      Good IT can be done. But IT leaderships is like CEOs these days - always moving on before the piper comes a calling.

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      Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley (source: imdb.com)
    106. Re:Duh by haystor · · Score: 1

      Your attitude is exactly the problem we have with IT. You already "know" it is my build, without ever observing the problem. Not only that, but you go so far as to tell me I should "thank" them for treating me like a moron.

      You state that the IT dept wants to keep my machines running. This doesn't seem to be the goal. They want to prevent problems from happening. These are two different things entirely. They don't mind at all that my build machine is effectively shut down because they don't want to put any effort into administering the virus scanners they have deployed and configured.

      Please, explain to me how turning off a firewall exception and not notifying the owner is also my fault.

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    107. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the IT dept needs a slick, sexy salesperson to negotiate all deals?????

    108. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be a low data user. Notice how the prices shoot up if you have larger data needs. And you're paying those *all the time*, not just when they are active. Really, you must be a small time player of IT.

      I think cloud is conceptually a good idea, but it still has a way to go. Has amazon fixed the increased capacity needs? Can I easily jump from a 2cpu to a 20cpu during my busy season? Can I even get a 20cpu? Backups? Off-siting of backups? Security?

      That $2M a year is paying for a lot more than just servers... You're just looking at what you perceive as the resource, not it's entirety. For example, will you move all of your office functions "to the cloud"? What will your cost be for that?

      Right now "the cloud" is in it's honeymoon stage. It will be interesting to see what happens as time progresses. For example, does your SLA really guarantee business lose, or just their fees? Are their agreements really written so that you could sue them?

    109. Re:Duh by EdIII · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There are cases where the cloud is a good choice or the right choice, but this just smacks of incompetent management.

      You said it all in a nice little sentence.

      We looked at the Cloud (I hate saying that word, it's misunderstood) with EC2 and we found that it was actually cheaper in the long run to make a financial investment in equipment to do it at our own data center. We have the expertise to have a fully virtualized group of servers that we can manage and with live migration have any technical issues mitigated with the bare machines themselves. After that it was just a matter of writing the service software to load balance itself out among all the servers in the group and a kind of command and control that keeps track of all servers entering and exiting the "Cloud".

      All of that was actually cheaper than EC2 with the same specs.

      However, it required a much higher upfront cost. So maybe it is not that the managers hate IT or anything (which is entirely possible) but that when the CTO comes in and tells the other executives in a meeting that it will take a week or two and a $100k investment in equipment and somebody brings up that they could just start paying a couple thousand a month to Amazon instead...... the CTO is basically told that the investment is not going to happen and make it work with Amazon EC2.... even after he explains that the long run costs are actually much higher.

      It's the same disease that is destroying America. Short term thinking and short term profits for the executives, because that is what gets them the bonuses and all the fun fun happy happy time they get to have with all that extra money.

      Amazon EC2 is fine and all, but you can use that as a backup, or a way to scale really quickly if needed. Anybody fooling themselves into thinking the Cloud is more financially efficient over the long run is just not doing the math. Amazon has to make a profit... so... yeah it will cost you more. Try getting a quote for what it actually costs with EC2 to create a group of virtual servers that are in different "availability zones" so that if part of Amazon goes down on the East Coast (Lulzsec having a party) that you are not actually impacted. The costs are more than one thinks to have all the really cool and valuable services that Amazon can give you. For plain vanilla that price is always cheaper. Reminds me a of Mexican fast food type joint around here. The "basic" quesadilla is $1.99. After adding some stuff to it they are $7 a piece.

      I seem to remember Amazon recently having a major issue where all that amazing and expensive load balancing and redundancy across availability zones didn't actually work as expected..... and I can imagine how pissed off and disappointing the event was to the CTOs of the impacted companies. Sure they can explain that Amazon screwed up... but how many people here on Slashdot want to bet dollars to donuts that one of the executives didn't say, "Well why did you not have a plan for that?".

      It's basically a lease on equipment. Too many Americans completely lack the ability to determine over time how much more the lease would have cost you versus a straight purchase.

      To those executives, why the hell do they care? Most of them are already have the resumes on a nice heavy stock paper, golden parachutes, and exit plans from every building they step into.

      Most IT people don't think anywhere near the same way. They don't hate us exactly, we just don't fit in with their culture.

    110. Re:Duh by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

      For example, rather than creating an server login account for someone who just needed to view some log files, I wrote/updated a CGI script so they could view the logs from their browsers.

      The last time someone did this at our company, users were able to browse every file in the file system using the tool. Programmers shouldn't try to act like admins and admins shouldn't try to act like programmers.

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    111. Re:Duh by Lemming+Mark · · Score: 1

      Equally well though, I'd expect that part of the job of a well-run IT department is to ensure that poorly thought-out or impractical schemes don't get carried too far, so they ought to push back in those cases. If using the cloud gets around that kind of sanity-checking by the nominated IT experts then that is a problem for the business, whilst still seeming attractive in the short term. Sorting out this trade-off probably requires some reasonably IT-savvy upper management who can make the appropriate tradeoffs and issue guidelines...

      Not read the fine article yet but I think these aspects stand regardless...

    112. Re:Duh by FatSean · · Score: 1

      Well said.

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    113. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you guys ever heard of TPMs? They will take care of all security for the cloud. Hard drive solution is the WAVE of the future.

    114. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for saying this, you won't believe how often I have seen this as an engineer. I am a strong believer that IT falls into a field that should be paid by the hour or by a certain performance criteria otherwise you end up with a room full of lazy gits.

    115. Re:Duh by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      The last time someone did this at our company, users were able to browse every file in the file system using the tool. Programmers shouldn't try to act like admins and admins shouldn't try to act like programmers.

      Then that guy at your company is an idiot. Perhaps you should hire someone familiar with secure Perl CGI scripts. As for me, I've spent half of my 25+ years as a system programmer and the other half as a senior sysadmin - both on just about every Unix platform there is from PC hardware to Cray systems - for small companies, big corporations and government operations. My skill set is pretty solid.

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    116. Re:Duh by munky99999 · · Score: 1

      cloud not only has no sla. It gives itself indemnification so you cant even sue if you thought you had uptime.

    117. Re:Duh by CBravo · · Score: 1

      I work at a Saas provider. Although I think I have a better view at aspects that define good 'service operations' I see few customers demanding security. This means it has lower priority and therefore I cannot make the 'business case' for ISO 27k1 or PCI DSS level 1. Maybe good to mention that we are no bank or insurance company but we deal with personal data.

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    118. Re:Duh by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The cloud service does, if you have SLA like you should.

      SLAs are useless. They have enough slush in them that unless the service is down more than up, the SLA will never cover the actual losses you incur.

      And I have been in the situation where a department went out and bought stuff without even telling the IT department, tried to make it work and couldn't, then complained to the CEO that the IT department wouldn't help (when they hadn't even notified us they were trying to do anything, let alone ask for help) and then upper management labeled the IT department as not a team player.

      But the real problem is that IT departments are headed by either finance people, completely ignorant of tech, or techs that have moved up to management without sufficient management skills. Either one is a recipe for disaster and a reason why people hate IT departments.

    119. Re:Duh by Lord+of+the+Fries · · Score: 1

      And In other news, School Boards continue to be more likely to employ contract construction crews to build new schools, but continue to rely on custodians to keep them running.

      I think you've left out an important part of the equation in your rebuttal. There's a real tension between supporting/evolving/migrating existing/legacy IT assets and developing brand new start-from-scratch ones. So while I of course loathe IT departments as much as the next guy, I don't think it's entirely the IT departments fault either. Managers tend to want both the old maintained/improved and the new as well. Whether the domain is IT or sewage control, it's hard to have an entity that does both efficiently simultaneously.

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    120. Re:Duh by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The difference is that if you write a check to a different company then you're a customer and are treated with respect (at least publicly). Whereas if you spend the same amount of money internally on salaries you will be told "look, I know your problem is important but please stand in line with all the other supplicants."

    121. Re:Duh by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      You can't just take an app designed for a datacenter and naively move it to amazon and expect HA. You need to design for failure and automate the hell out of provisioning. The ideal is to either load balance across multiple providers or automate the living hell out of provisioning and backup until you can reliably get DR times in the 5 minute range.

      Design for failure tolerance is always nice to have, but unless the app was designed that way in the first place, it will cost extra time and money to re-design it.
      I guess those who take the "easy route" to an external service provider are exactly the same people who don't want to plan and execute major changes to their software environment ;-)

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    122. Re:Duh by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      You make it seem like IT are always the diligent but overworked people who know the technology and how things really should be done everywhere, whereas everyone outside of IT is a moron, especially the managers. In my experience IT can be just as fraught with morons as anyone else, and IT managers can even be morons too. Anyone who's had to bring in their Mac to have it upgraded to Windows 7 has experienced this.

      If you have to deal with a moron VP stop thinking that you're the only one. The rest of the company has to put up with that moron as well. It is not an IT problem it's a company problem.

    123. Re:Duh by ruemere · · Score: 1

      That and make everyone integrate socially. Folks who used to chat informally with each other are more likely to help each other, as opposed to making a call to a distinctly alien entity in foreign country whose sole capability is limited to following faulty protocols.

      Regards,
      Ruemere

      PS. To me, outsourcing and cloud are not at odds with existence of local IT department. Relying on the former tends to produce huge technological inertia (IE6 throughout thousands of desktops, anyone?), relying too much on the latter may produce star syndrome and lead to hostage situations. Best way would be to tread carefully forward with responsibility in hands of competent management liaisons.
      PS2. Based on personal experiences in several different international companies.

    124. Re:Duh by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      Without involving IT in the process, how are you going to make sure that an acceptable SLA was signed? i mean, thats part of those slow, boring policy meetings they are trying to skip.

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    125. Re:Duh by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      But BUSINESS MANAGERS don't know all that... They just pay a low monthly fee!

    126. Re:Duh by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a fun conversation..

      Exec's.. We just purchased a company.. We told them we would have them all issued new laptops, and their data transferred over by NEXT monday..
      IT: No problem, 10, 15 people?
      Exec's.. 350.. and in a city where we don't have much infrastructure.. and hey, we don't even have any office space there to hold them.. but we know you guys can get this done..
      IT: Yeah, you know those Lenovo's you insisted on customizing like crazy against our advice?.. they take at least a week to make and ship from China.. (more often 2-3weeks)
      Exec's.. Why does IT always have to insist on making things difficult?!?!?!
      IT: We heard about this deal today.. how long has it been negotiating?
      Exec's: 3 months, but we didn't want any leaks or rumors...

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      What are we going to do tonight Brain?
    127. Re:Duh by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      Probably correct, as the cloud provider might have lots of servers and will profit from economies of scale. But have you planned for encryption on your side?
      If not, Lulzsec hacking your cloud provider may end up with your confidential data becoming public ;-)

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    128. Re:Duh by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 1

      Wow, a well reasoned, insightful post seeing the issue from both sides...

      BURN HIM.

      j/k :)

    129. Re:Duh by CCarrot · · Score: 1

      incompetent business management

      held to account for security breeches

      Incompetent business solution #1: Issue a pair of security breeches to every employee.

      (one year later)

      Incompetent business solution #2: Replace expensive breeches with cost-effective chastity belts...and don't forget to collect a huge bonus for 'saving' the company X dollars this year.

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    130. Re:Duh by Jim+Hall · · Score: 1

      ^^ Oops.

      * To do this internally, you'll need multiple servers in different locations [...]

    131. Re:Duh by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      If you outsource something, you are FAR MORE LIKELY to be told NO. You can no longer abuse people who are your own employees.

      If you outsource, IME, you will rarely be told "no", you will be told "yes, and here's what it will cost"; occasionally, you will also be given a reason you ought not to do what you asked (and sometimes it will be valid, and sometimes it will be an attempt to steer you in a direction which serves interests of the vendor.)

      OTOH, an internal IT department is far more likely to flat out say no to an internal business unit's request. (They won't say no to a directive from common authority over the business unit and the IT department, but glancing at any org chart and finding where that common authority exists will tell you why that doesn't necessarily mean that much to most business units in even a modestly large organization in practice.)

    132. Re:Duh by tftp · · Score: 1

      Short term thinking and short term profits for the executives, because that is what gets them the bonuses

      In defense of your executive, an investment is a money that you pay up front and it is immediately spent. A "pay as you go" scheme does not require such an investment. So there are two effects:

      • You may not have $100K up front to invest. You need to take a loan; it costs even more.
      • If you do have $100K in the bank, you will still get an interest on $98K of it in the first month, $96K of it in the second month, and so on. If you pay up front there is no money left to invest into other things.

      And of course Amazon EC2 doesn't fail to mention in their white papers that they are better set up to handle variable demand. You invest $100K into a cluster for some FEA for some project. Then the project gets canceled. What now? You are stuck with a cluster that has no jobs to run on. With Amazon you simply stop using the resources, and the money drain stops as well.

      There are certainly reasons when you want to invest. Data security is one such reason. Desire to not depend on fly-by-night companies is another. Stability is yet another reason (how many times Google Mail changed overnight?) But finances are a delicate matter, and you can't say what is and isn't right until you have more data and carefully calculated all possibilities.

    133. Re:Duh by Charlotte · · Score: 1

      The problem is highlighted in the article. IT should report to the business. Not to some CIO. When we just worked for the business we were fine as an IT shop. It all went sour when we moved to "big IT" because "shadow IT was wrong".

    134. Re:Duh by EdIII · · Score: 1

      I agree with you on pretty much everything you said. The original poster said it could be good or bad and I agreed with that statement.

      The example I gave had plenty of considerations on why Amazon would not work for that particular project and it's requirements. We did not go with Amazon. However, I can see situations in which it is still not a good idea to go with Amazon once fully considered as you suggest, yet the executives will still be too shortsighted to not go with Amazon.

      Everything you pointed out are things to carefully consider when choosing between the two.

      As for the variable demand, you don't need to purchase all of the servers at once. Amazon is clearly set up for variable demand, but you can do the same thing in a data center as you are scaling. As long as your platform and software supports it you can increase your resources as the demand increases.

    135. Re:Duh by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Anyone who's had to bring in their Mac to have it upgraded to Windows 7 has experienced this.

      I'm not seeing the problem. Bootcamp drivers work fine with windows 7.

    136. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Been a computer geek for 40+ years.

      When I worked for a certain Fortune 20 computer company we tried to set up e-commerce for our products (I worked in product marketing). IT had a PO-based process that was entirely incompatible with taking credit card orders - when they did shoe-horn credit cards into their process, they could only do it by violating the credit card company contract regarding customer rules (which they hid from corporate legal). They basically put their foot down (despite the fact we had the backing of the VP of sales/marketing and the president) and refused to allow us to hook any e-commerce system into their order system.

      We even tried to compromise with them by offering to make our interface to them look just like what they were already doing (basically we had the "go ahead" to start a separate company with modern CC order tech and roll-up our orders into daily, weekly or monthly bulk-load POs) and they still said "Fuck You!" to the entire rest of the company. They basically couldn't deliver the service/value but they sure as hell weren't going to let anyone else do it instead. Even to this day the same company has only the e-commerce we set up (we set it up with a product marketing guy operating a system outside of IT and manually entering each order by hand into the standard OP system). My answer to that: Fuck You IT and the horse you rode in on!

      This experience, along with my experience with other corporate IT groups since, reinforced the following "self evident, as we do, not as we say, facts" about all corporate IT organizations:

      • IT organizations care more about "turf" and "empires" than they do about the business objectives of the organization
      • IT employees care more about making their jobs easy at the expense of the organization and users
      • IT employees care more about job security than they care about organizational effectiveness or efficiency

      There are probably exceptions but too few to quibble about and you'll spend far more time and effort finding/creating such an organization if its a Cost Center than simply outsourcing. Nothing short of being a Profit Center can rescue the model of corporate IT under the same roof. NOTHING.

      As a result, when I finally co-founded my own company, one of the key values and strategic rules was: No Fucking IT Departments! Ever!

      To achieve this we standardized on Macs are our standard desktop and laptop platform. The TCO NPV supports the investment choice. We make SW and HW for industrial applications so many/most of those customers still use Windows so we use Bootcamp, VMWare and Parallels for when we need a Wintel platform in R&D or sales or the odd-ball Windows-only App. We save many $100Ks to $1Ms every year since we founded by not having IT and we are far more agile this way. We use cloud types of services like saleforce.com, cloud ERP/MRP, VOIP, and outsourced hosting for everything we don't want to do ourselves on the Mac.

      The only way we'd ever have our "own" IT is like the article says: 1) if it's its own business unit with P&L responsibility AND 2) if they are forced to compete for business like an outside supplier. Must be profit center and no monopoly allowed. Otherwise they are more trouble that they are worth. Now that I'm above these folks, I have the say-so to make that happen or not.

    137. Re:Duh by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I had a virus scanner fighting with my build, preventing the build from getting done. While our dept. is getting billed by IT for things, they refused to do anything at all about our new inability to build our main program.

      You are a developer and your department is separate and unrelated to IT? Perhaps such basic dysfunction is at the core of your issues...

    138. Re:Duh by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      That check to the cloud provider may be smaller.

      As the regular monthly payment yes. As an IT professional, the one thing I notice nearly everyone ignores is risk. What is the business continuity plan? What's the disaster recovery plan? Just because a location of outsourcing gives an SLA doesn't address either of those (and neither does them answering "we have BCP/DR").

    139. Re:Duh by Anthony+Mouse · · Score: 1

      Did you intend to imply that having to file a lawsuit was preferable to having to file an insurance claim? Because I know which one I would rather have to do.

    140. Re:Duh by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      HIPPA

      http://www.practicefusion.com/pages/certification_center.html

      I would trust this organization over my doctor's office.

    141. Re:Duh by laurelraven · · Score: 1

      The common mindset seems to be "how could this idiot not know this??", while it's not their job to know it. We are there to help the other people to do their job too, after all.

      We are there to help other people to do their job...this is the exact mindset we strive for in my IT department. A user is not an idiot because they can't easily describe the problem, or what they want...they don't know the terminology. Their job is their job, and my job is mine, and my job is to know the tech and be able to communicate with them. Sometimes, that means understanding that "The computer won't turn on" means there's something wrong with the monitor, or "I need a new hard drive" means they would like you to replace their system (at my organization, the tower is often called CPU, hard drive, or brain...the monitor is sometimes called the TV, screen, or face...don't treat them like idiots, or spend all your time correcting them if you understand them, that just sounds like you're being condescending or patronizing to them most of the time).

      I see the biggest problem with IT's image to be that attitude...others outside IT feel like we think we're better than them, and many of us do act that way, blatantly sometimes. Many in IT don't get that we are here for the purpose of making sure others have the tools they need to do their job (with all things, there are exceptions, but this does seem to be pretty constant in most places I've worked...feel free to disagree with me if you have examples), whether that be by fixing the tools they have, installing the tools they need, or developing a new tool. What we do is needed, but we are most often not the stars of the show.

      Bad IT attitude is a disease.

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    142. Re:Duh by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      You have a pretty dim view of management if you think they don't understand that new stuff costs money.

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    143. Re:Duh by crafty.munchkin · · Score: 1

      I'm not the OP you're replying to but I do make every effort to educate. Explaining why these problems occur and what happened to kickstart them is more often than not met with a blank stare and glossy eyes. One out of 20 will be thankful and attempt to remember what I tell them, but another 6 of that same 20 will tell me they don't care or that I'm talking gibberish.

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    144. Re:Duh by rwiggers · · Score: 1

      No, the problem is not money. The problem is bureaucracy, unwillingness to help and the arrogance, usually all present on TI departments.
      Or simply things like:
      ME: I need dotProject installed for use within my department. Could you deploy that? How should we proceed?
      IT: dotProject isn't in the list of allowed softwares, MS Project is on the list, you should use it.
      ME: 100 licenses of MS Project is too expensive, I need a simple service added to the linux box you already manage and have integrated with our domain.
      IT: Sorry, you must use MS project.

    145. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a fuckwit douchebag! I'm in the same position as you and 50% of the lack of admin rights issue is to protect the systems from the very users that use them. Get a real job twit!

    146. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point I think the guy was making is that a department is willing to write a check to a cloud provider, but when its their own internal IT, they want it done for free!

      Now if the departments wrote a check to IT like they do with cloud providors, then IT wouldn't be rude and pushback. The rudeness and pushback is "You want me to do WHAT!? for FREE!?"

    147. Re:Duh by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Naw, they'd still be dicks. The people in IT don't get extra money - just extra work.

      By the way, my experience with IT is generally positive. But I'm a dork myself and stay very friendly with the IT guys. But I see the snark and sarcasm that they use to respond to non-technical people and it makes me cringe. IT people need to be more diplomatic, and they need to learn a bit from the sales guys.

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  2. Of course by crashumbc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because their IT departments actually use the word "NO" when the managers want to do something stupid and retarded...

    1. Re:Of course by EmagGeek · · Score: 2

      The manager's decision on how to approach the achievement of company objectives is IT's responsibility to follow. If they think it is 'stupid' or 'retarded,' it is not their job to say "no." They can disagree and explain in a well-documented, well-supported way why something should or should not be done, which would allow the manager to possibly change their decision. Or, the manager can say "too bad" and IT can follow orders like they are supposed to.

      IT geeks do not run the company. They are there to provide service to the company, and to do as they are told.

    2. Re:Of course by crashumbc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No that is exactly the IT departments responsibility, just like your legal department's job is to tell the managers no when they want to do something illegal.

    3. Re:Of course by Anrego · · Score: 2

      If it’s a hierarchy with said manager "in charge" of IT and everyone else, definitely.

      If it's more horizontal, not always. And I think this is really the case the article refers to.

    4. Re:Of course by derrickh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is the exact attitude why managers like to avoid dealing with IT.

      IT exists to help the rest of the company. Instead of saying 'NO', you need to figure out a way to say 'Yes' while solving the problems that make the request 'stupid and retarded'
      D

    5. Re:Of course by Squiddie · · Score: 1

      One of their responsibilities is also to do good for their company. The IT guys can lose their jobs over the manager's mistake. Has it suddenly become wrong to care that the place that employs you does not do stupid things?

    6. Re:Of course by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 2

      Because the IT departments use the word "NO" when they don't understand the problem or it falls out of their own expertise.

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    7. Re:Of course by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 2

      It does exist "for the rest of the company." If your idea is bad (or contains delusional thinking in terms of technology) that should be pointed out because it affects everyone.

    8. Re:Of course by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Informative

      I take it you've never worked in an organization that worked something like this:

      Manager: "I need a perfect solution to the Traveling Salesman Problem - I just signed a 7-figure contract saying we'd provide that in 2 weeks."
      IT: "There's no way to do this, we've got lots of papers and well-known theory that proves that this is a problem the best mathematical and scientific minds that have ever existed in the last 50 years aren't able to solve."
      Manager: "Just get it done, ok? Look, there's a lot of money riding on this."

      2 weeks later ...
      Manager: "So where's that Traveling Salesman Problem solution I asked for?"
      IT: "It's not ready yet. As I previously mentioned, it's a virtual impossibility."
      Manager: "Keep at it - we can run over, it will penalize us in the contract a bit. Work overtime, stay in the office, do whatever else you need to do, until it's done."

      4 weeks later ...
      Manager: "So why isn't this Traveling Salesman Problem ready?"
      IT: "As I previously mentioned, there's no way to do this."
      Manager: "Your fired."

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    9. Re:Of course by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      It's management's responsibility to hire IT guys that know how to keep up with what the business needs. If IT personnel can't keep up then maybe there needs to be a change.

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    10. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, except a lot of IT departments lose credibility when they force a solution because the CIO likes it.

      As an example where I work - Encryption is required on all USB mass storage devices. TrueCrypt is not permitted, the CIO preferred a Kingston solution that made all sorts of claims (AES-256, FIPS-140, etc.) but had no external review or analysis of its architecture.

      Guess what - it was the Kingston solution that got completely and totally compromised (Device trusted the host to authenticate passwords), while TrueCrypt has yet to have any compromises to data protection. (Some of their "plausible deniability" methods got compromised to the point where you could prove someone was using TC, but not to the point where any encrypted data was at risk to anything other than rubber-hose attacks.)

      IT royally fucked up there...

    11. Re:Of course by baptiste · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly - because if the IT department explains the risks, but goes ahead anyway because 'they said so' and then it blows up - who gets blamed? The brain dead manager that wouldn't listen or the IT department because it was an 'IT project'. Even if you have extensive documentation backing up the warnings you gave, it's too technical' and at the high mgmt level all they hear is 'IT screwed up' and it was an IT project. One of the main reasons I got out of corporate IT management - chronic lack of funding and not being listened to when you gave realistic cost and time projections for what was asked for and you never could achieve 'success' only 'not failing'. Nobody cheers for the power company because they keep the lights on day in and day out, but when the power goes out, they're public enemy #1.

    12. Re:Of course by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      The problem is that if you never say "No". departments will be constantly re-inventing the wheel. Where I work a department was having a problem connecting between a PC that runs an instrument and data saved on the network. They had been told repeatedly that there were other instances of the same instrument elsewhere in the company that worked fine storing data on network shares. They went out and bought a NAS to connect directly to the instrument PC and put on the network. Their idea was to connect it to the instrument PC via USB like an external hard drive. The NAS they bought could not work that way. The day they received the NAS, they were unable to connect to the network at all from the instrument PC. It turns out that they had a bad network cable. The bad network cable was the cause of the problem they had been having. On of my co-workers spent 3 days figuring out how to make the NAS work for them (he ended up using a crossover cable to connect to the instrument PC, but he had to also confirm that the system would not violate any company security policies or present a risk to the company network security).

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    13. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe your hypothetical IT person was fired for not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're".

    14. Re:Of course by surgen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      IT geeks do not run the company. They are there to provide service to the company, and to do as they are told.

      Hey IT, go break HIPAA for me. I don't care that you're going to be held personally legally responsible. Its your job to do what I say!

    15. Re:Of course by Dog-Cow · · Score: 2

      If you work in a corporation with managers like that, you quit. You don't wait around to be fired. Additionally, there is no sane corporate structure that would allow an internal IT customer to be in a position to fire anyone outside their department.

      I work in IT for a large corp, so I know how it goes. I've seen good customers and bad. But hyperbole doesn't help.

    16. Re:Of course by cjohnson319 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just as often, though, it goes:

      Manager: I need a basic CRM setup so our regional sales people can get up-to-the-minute information on orders, as well as basic customer info.

      IT: We're pricing this at $500,000 and a year to implement.

      Manager: Nevermind, calling the cloud.

    17. Re:Of course by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      Well... there is plenty of insanity is corporate culture, so I am not sure your point is well taken.

    18. Re:Of course by rmstar · · Score: 1

      Well, in a case like this, the normal modus operandi is to send a mail to the manager with that content, and save it together with his answer for eventual buttock-covering needs. Then you take some off-the-shelf algorithm that produces an approximation, and provide that.

      Most likely: the customer is happy, the manager is happy, you are happy.

      Less likely: shit hits the fan, but you have your saved mails and come out reasonably unscathed.

    19. Re:Of course by david.emery · · Score: 2

      Because their IT departments actually use the word "NO" when the managers want to do something stupid and retarded...

      And because their IT departments actually use the word "NO" when the managers want to do something useful, productive, user-friendly, too. Too many CIOs think that the company exists to support their policies and staffs, rather than they exist to support business objectives and make the average employee more productive. I still think every CIO should be required to provide a charge number to all employees, to charge when that employee can't get his/her job done due to IT problems.

    20. Re:Of course by elrous0 · · Score: 2

      Comparing something that's just stupid with something *illegal* is just...well...stupid.

      A company exists to make money. If an IT department is not helping to support that goal in some way, they need to be shown the door. I too have worked with IT departments who thought the company existed to serve them, not the other way around. And one of the finest moments in my career came a few years ago, when I got to watch a whole IT department take the "walk of shame" after the frustrated CEO finally cleaned house of the worthless lot of them. Almost the entire company turned out to watch them go. It was all we could do not to burst out into applause.

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      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    21. Re:Of course by JWW · · Score: 2

      When the IT department says NO to something that is a core part of executing the companies business they DESERVE to be cut out.

      Too many IT departments think there job is to stop things from happening.

      Security is important, very important, but is is ABSOLUTELY NOT more important than running the business. That is the only job of the company.

      If the IT department says no to a new system, the only thing left to do for a business that really needs that system is to try to do it some other way. And the cloud represents one option.

      Now, before people flame me too much. There is another way. The best case is for the SA's and Security folks to work with the app developers to create the most secure, stable, and usable systems possible. Problem is, I can count the number of SA's and security folk I've met who act this way on less than one hand. Most seem to really love just saying NO.

    22. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you got fired for not knowing the difference between a contraction and a possesive pronoun.

    23. Re:Of course by Thruen · · Score: 2

      You're right, because finding work is easy, especially in IT. It's not like we have to worry about losing jobs to "the cloud" or anything...

    24. Re:Of course by Spad · · Score: 1

      I prefer to say "NO" when someone comes to me and asks for 4 high spec servers, several shelves of disks and a bucketful of licenses, tells me they've budgeted for £7,000 and that the business case has already been signed off so they're not going to be able to get any more money for it, oh and it needs to be in and working by the end of next week and they have no idea if the software will actually work with our existing infrastructure.

      I'm a "can do" person; I've gone waaaay out of my way to help people with projects and systems they've wanted to implement, but there comes a point when you just have to turn around to tell people "NO". Go away, budget properly, verify compatibility, check hardware lead times - all of which I will help you to do if you ask - *then* come to me and ask me to implement it.

    25. Re:Of course by JWW · · Score: 1

      Ah, you've failed to set your constraints correctly. Set N to a very low number and the traveling salesman problem can be solved. Of course that system isn't very useful, but hey ;-)

      Also, sub-optimal solutions can be created that might work fine.

      The biggest problem in IT has for a very long time been adequately setting customer expectations.

      But for the scenario you presented, I agree with the other posts. Leaving is the best option.

    26. Re:Of course by Penguinisto · · Score: 2

      Let's not forget breaking SOX, SCADA...

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    27. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't like that either. I'm fond of the following analogy...

      I'm IT. A professional. A part time project manager, systems administrator, user interface and documentation specialist. I am capable of doing limited structural engineering, but know that I should not. I can build you a protocol that will last while your business grows tenfold in size in two days, and warn you in advance when it's about to fall apart.

      If you ask me to build you a flying pig, I can do so, and provide you with options for that project....

      In decreasing cost order:

        -(1) You can pay billions for me to hire a staff of genetic engineers and start a twenty year project. If it fails, I'll still have a pig that can survive option #2 without the heart attack.
      - (2)You can pay me a few million for a reusable jetpack. The pig will probably have a heart attack, but aside from recurring costs, it may be viable...
      -(3) You can pay me a few hundred thousand for a single use rocket strapped onto a pig. This will probably be illegal, but if you pay to move me to an appropriate nation, we can talk...
      -(4) You can pay me $50k for a pig wrapped in a blanket, shoved into a cannon and fired. It will not actually be flying...but...it will stay airborne for a brief period... The cannon may or may not be reusable depending on whether you opt for the "Iron" or "cardboard tube" model.

      The pig and your property are only likely to survive the first choice, and results are likely not reproducible in the last. The extra order of magnitude between choices accomodates specialists, consultants, project managers and appropriate documentation for each expense...

      The problem is people want to receive option 1 in the timeframe of option 3, with the investment of option 4.

      I'm good. I'm not fucking jesus.

      And *THAT* is the problem with management. Not that programmers say no, but that management wants actual miracles without budgeting, scheduling, or enabling even half of one.

    28. Re:Of course by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      It could also be because (they|we) say "Oh, that? Yeah we can make that two second change for you. It will take six weeks, and we'll need to ramp up three offshore development resources; as well as temporarily increase QA headcount to ensure we can perform a full regression. As soon as you run that through formal scoping, and get it slotted for a release we'll hop right on it for you."

    29. Re:Of course by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      So the network cables aren't the domain of IT where you work?

    30. Re:Of course by billcopc · · Score: 2

      Smart I.T. guy:

      Day 1: Writes a flawed solution that's "close enough".
      Day 2: Patches up his C.V., takes the frenetic chick from the staffing agency out for a nice power dinner.
      Day 3-9: Sits on the product, prepares his colleague to take over responsibilities.
      Day 10: Delivers the finished solution early in exchange for a bonus.
      Days 11-21: Performs a dozen job interviews thanks to staffing agent.
      Day 22: Starts a new job, leaving the idiot manager behind to deal with the fallout.

      Of course there are less dramatic ways to deal with it, but if intelligence and forethought are not valued traits in your organisation, the only sane thing to do is walk. Management is supposed to be a two-way conversation, if that's not the case, then your manager doesn't deserve to have you on his team.

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      -Billco, Fnarg.com
    31. Re:Of course by Per+Wigren · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah. I once was yelled at because I told a manager that IIS couldn't be installed on a HP/UX server. I tried to explain why as nicely and non-technical as possible but in the end he still couldn't accept the fact that IIS couldn't be installed on a HP/UX server. Then he went to my boss telling her how stupid and incompetent I was. Luckily she was a very good boss with good technical knowledge (although not on the geeky low level) and she just bursted into laugh.

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    32. Re:Of course by mlts · · Score: 2

      The kicker is that in this economy, a person is highly unlikely to find work within a reasonable time frame. It used to be that it wasn't hard to do some clandestine pavement pounding, find another opening somewhere, then resign. These days, it can be months, or even years before something relevant comes up.

      So, it is better to be fired and claim unemployment, rather than quit and have nothing. Especially when it may be a long time before finding the next job.

    33. Re:Of course by johnjaydk · · Score: 2

      Manager: "I need a perfect solution to the Traveling Salesman Problem - I just signed a 7-figure contract saying we'd provide that in 2 weeks."

      That shit almost happened to me. Exactly traveling salesman problem. So like a good CS graduate I raised the blinding obvious problem only to be shot down. Some hired gun (Olafur) had already implemented some shit that he claimed to be perfect.

      Guess who the manager (Michael) believed.

      I don't work there anymore. Retarded manager, shitty weather and lousy food. They deserve each other.

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      TCAP-Abort
    34. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I for one am in IT and am for security and IT having the same authority as senior management when it comes to network security policies (after-all - if the company get's hacked it's your ass, no one else's) - but if you're coworker spent 3 days to figure out he needed a crossover cable (security policies should be well enough known by IT that it would be a 1 minute [at most] set of thoughts to determine if it violated them or not) - he's a god damn retard or just lazy.

    35. Re:Of course by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      This. This is why they also hate Accounts. These are the departments that can tell them "NO, that's retarded" or at least "please follow this procedure" and those are things no business cowboy wants to hear.

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      "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
    36. Re:Of course by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      So if a company needs to false-advertise and their legal team can't meet those needs by allowing it, that company needs a new legal team?

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      "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
    37. Re:Of course by crashumbc · · Score: 1

      IT geeks do not run the company. They are there to provide service to the company, and to do as they are told.

      Hey IT, go break HIPAA for me. I don't care that you're going to be held personally legally responsible. Its your job to do what I say!

      Working at a hospital myself, most of "stupid and retarded" from my original post revolves exactly around that issue...

    38. Re:Of course by datapharmer · · Score: 2

      You fail. The proper answer is "There is no way we can do this internally, have you considered using the cloud. I hear it works well and we won't have to hire anyone new." It puts and end to that crap really quick.

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    39. Re:Of course by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Which doesn't usually happen. Most of the time management hires people that are going to do what they're told, even if what they're told to do is stupid, dangerous or illegal. On top of that you often end up in the position where the employees know more about what needs to happen than the managers, leading to all sorts of problems as the manager refuses to ask, and the employees are expected to do what they're told, no matter how stupid or counterproductive it might be.

    40. Re:Of course by tnk1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The answer is not to say "No", it is to say "Yes, but I will need X amount of money to get it done", where X is what it takes to do what it takes, no matter what. Once you put money into the equation, the management types will either give you the cash (doubtful) or they will back off. Sometimes, they push back and say "you don't need that!". You just tell them that its a rush project and it wasn't budgeted, so there really is no money for it. You really, really, really want to do what they want, but alas, you just need to get the equipment/people to get it done.

      Keep saying "Yes" and explaining what you need to get the problem done in terms of dollars (or whatever you use). Management doesn't understand the word "impossible", but they do understand "incredibly expensive". Give them a path they can follow to get the money. Given the usual organization's reluctance to part with money, the rush project deadline will pass before the money is approved to be spent. That then shifts the blame to someone else, sometimes even the fool who made the stupid request to begin with.

      You have only said "Yes we can!" to the questions. You may have to do some research and presentations to justify your numbers, but that's nothing compared to trying to implement the impossible. If you get really good at it, your face doesn't even momentarily change to horror when you get that sort of request, you just simile and hand them the price tag.

      One thing you need to learn in business. Never say "No". You will look like you are an obstruction, rather than part of the "solution". I've found the way management works is based partially on what I call "happy horseshit", which means that your attitude tends to mean more than facts do. Even if you are correct 100% of the time, if you present that with a negative attitude, you're just as apt to be shunned or even fired as the incompetent people. Indeed, you'll probably be hated more, because the incompetent people might well be amiable idiots.

    41. Re:Of course by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      The network cables are not the domain of my segment of IT. Network cables are the province of networking, which is a completely separate department (answering up a completely different chain of command to one level down from the CEO). I do not know why the person who was initially involved in this case did not check the network cables, I always take a known good network cable along on any case that might involve network issues (even though if that turns out to be the problem I do not have one to give the user to replace the bad one) .

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    42. Re:Of course by Shienarier · · Score: 2

      In this scenario any solution that provided an answer to the problem would probably have been sufficient.

      If they don't know what they are asking for, how would they know that the solution isn't perfect?

      You could even state that it's "Top best solution there is" and "The result of 50 years research by the smartest mathematicians in the world".

    43. Re:Of course by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      "Additionally, there is no sane corporate structure that would allow an internal IT customer to be in a position to fire anyone outside their department."

      Go piss off the CFO and see how fast your butt is fired from the accounting department.
      DO this to the director of marketing.... same effect.

      You have not been in corporate long to realize that upper management of unrelated departments can make demands and significantly effect the IT department.

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    44. Re:Of course by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      "Instead of saying 'NO', you need to figure out a way to say 'Yes' while solving the problems that make the request 'stupid and retarded'"

      Sounds like a plan, as soon as managers take PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY for the problems that it may cause.

      Oh wait, you guys want us to deliver and take the fall...

      Not gonna happen skippy!

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    45. Re:Of course by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      That's why smart IT departments don't say "NO". Rather, they prioritize: reasonable requests get served, unreasonable requests get a "sorry, we didn't get around to it yet, too many other things in the pipeline".

      And in the unlikely event that there are not enough other things in the pipeline to keep you busy, this leaves you plenty of time to dig up research papers or business analyst papers that help you show why the request was a stupid request.

    46. Re:Of course by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      ":I'm good. I'm not fucking jesus."

      Amen!

      Yet we are expected to shit out a solution by lunch time.

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    47. Re:Of course by LoganDzwon · · Score: 1

      Usually when asked to do the impossible for an employer I just deliver. Guess that is the difference between IT and good IT...

    48. Re:Of course by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      "IT royally fucked up there..."

      yes they did. they should have taken the TrueCrypt sourcecode and changed every instance of TrueCrypt to "Kingston" and then installed it.

      the CIO will not know and you rolled out a correct solution to the idiot that liked the ad he saw on the golf channel.

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    49. Re:Of course by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Asked to do something you think is illegal? Get it in writing, respond saying your department will do it but with objections. When it comes back, let it bite him in the ass.

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    50. Re:Of course by surgen · · Score: 1

      But your post concludes with IT doing it anyway if thats what the user wants. Are you going to follow orders put yourself on the line like that instead of saying "no"? Or do you think quitting is the only acceptable way to say no to a superior?

    51. Re:Of course by blair1q · · Score: 1

      I've noticed the propensity for IT to say "NO".

      I haven't noticed that it's correlated to anything other than their mood.

    52. Re:Of course by DigiTechGuy · · Score: 1

      The hypothetical manager doesn't know the difference, and is presumably still employed. The hypothetical IT person used correct grammar and punctuation yet was fired.

    53. Re:Of course by KingMotley · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yes, finding work in IT is easy, if you aren't lazy. As a consultant over the past 7 years, there has only been once instance where after I left a contract it took more than 72 hours to be working at another. Quite often it was less than 24, and usually with multiple offers sitting on the table.

      Besides, "the cloud" companies need IT too you know.

    54. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They forget that IT works for the managers... not the other way around! Your arrogance is the exact reason the article stated.

    55. Re:Of course by surgen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What? You can't be serious. It will not bite them in the ass, it will bite you in the ass because you knowingly did something illegal. If my boss asks me to murder someone, I can't dodge the legal responsibility if I get it in writing that I am doing it under protest.

      The purpose of the laws that hold the IT people responsible is so that they can't be coerced into doing it anyway, they're protected under the "employer can't fire you for not doing something illegal" protections.

    56. Re:Of course by KingMotley · · Score: 1, Funny

      And why couldn't you install IIS on a HP/UX server? Spin up a windows server in a VM, and be done with it. Not that hard.

    57. Re:Of course by LoganDzwon · · Score: 1

      Well, that IS different. As long as your paying I'll do whatever you want, as long as it's legal for me to do so. If you asking me to do something illegal, (and I have been asked,) I give you the option to best we can legally. If you ask me to break the law again I give you an option. Either do drop the idea and do not ask me again, or I turn you over.

    58. Re:Of course by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      That depends, in some cases security is more important as it's ILLEGAL to not do so, as in individually not some corp slap on the wrist fine. The cloud is a great this up though PCI "regulations" after that it breaks down quickly and needs to be audited. Depending on the exposure it might need an external audit (the CYA you have insurance for this if your wrong type) as well. I've yet to find a cloud provider that provides data at rest encryption, verified drive destruction etc etc etc. Have fun passing an external HIPPA audit without that. I've had auditors complain about unencrypted data on leased fiber as in you would have to climb a pole/dig a hole and have some relatively expensive kit to pull data off (DWDM demux is not cheap). Few business exist outside of any regulatory framework you either are big enough to be covered by SOX, have HIPPA data or take CC via computers, CC is easy to move into it's only little world via the cloud and it's regulatory requirements are designed for that, HR seems like the next big thing to shift as HR is really the same for any company.

      My favorite cloud bit is salesforce, it looks like a pretty solid marketing/sales bit all sorts of places use it (the sales folks seems to like it at least). Wait till you start getting complaints about things going into spam folders or just getting refused, there is nothing you can do about it and it's a risk of sharing email servers with thousands of other companies sales people who may not be responsible emailers.

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    59. Re:Of course by LoganDzwon · · Score: 1

      If I could mod you up I would. Great explanation. At the core the jobs of an IT worker is a simple one. Help people get things done. Sometimes that means doing the impossible, but most of the time it means helping someone understand what would be required to get it done, so that they can tell someone else it is cost ineffective.

    60. Re:Of course by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      In my experience Managers rarely like to hear this word "NO", nor things like "risk", "cost", "time". They just want it done and now!

    61. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why didn't your guys discover the bad network cable? Seems like a PC had an issue accessing the network. Shouldn't IT try to resolved the network issue instead of suggesting a workaround by telling them to use a different PC outside of their convenience?

    62. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THIS. Moreover, they decide that requirements they don't understand are the result of clueless users and/or misunderstood systems shortly before dismissing them, saying no and not even attempting to solve whatever the original problem was.

    63. Re:Of course by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 2

      You created a false dichotomy.

      The GP's position was that the IT department is like the legal department. The lawyers are suppose to keep the company from doing something illegal, while the IT guys are supposed to make sure the network infrastructure is never put at undue risk. This analogy doesn't quite fit because there is nothing wrong with a project needing to use technology in a "novel" way and requiring IT to find a way to make it safe. However there is something inherently wrong with asking the legal department to find a loop hole that allows something not quite legal to be not quite prosecutable.

      My point is that if the IT department is ill equipped to handle the growing requirements of that company then management has no choice but to make changes that either give IT the resources it needs to keep up or new personnel that are better qualified to handle the task.

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    64. Re:Of course by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Asked to do something you think is illegal? Get it in writing, respond saying your department will do it but with objections. When it comes back, let it bite him in the ass.

      No, you get it in writing, then take that writing to the company legal department to get it signed off first. If the legal department is dumb enough to sign it off, you take that whole wad and go to the SEC (if it breaks SOX), US Dep't of Health and Human Services (if it breaks HIPAA), DHS (if it breaks SCADA - depending), etc.

      Then you pull copies of .pst files from all involved (if you can), and stall/estimate for enough time on the project to go find another job.

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    65. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More importantly should the users be able to say NO to idiots in the IT department. I should be able to say NO to an idiot from IT when he uses a master key to get into my office, unplug my SunBlade 2000 4 days into 5 day run of WRF so that he can install Windows-XP servicepack 2. I should be able to say NO to an idiot from IT when he wants me to change the broadcast address on my SunBlade 2000 on a class B network with a netmask of 255.255.254.0 from XXX.XXX.XXX.255 to XXX.XXX.000.000
      Yes tell me all about how us users are doing something stupid and retarded. Something stupid and retarded like our CIO insisting major changes to our Oracle DB configuration that let the world have access to all 10,000 employee's personal info

    66. Re:Of course by brainzach · · Score: 1

      If an idea is stupid, explain to the manager why that idea won't work and propose an alternative solution to the business problem. When you deliver, managers will trust your opinion and think of you as part of solution instead on part of the problem. It is the best way to secure your job.

    67. Re:Of course by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      ...and how are you going to do this exactly?

      Some actual implementation steps would be nice.

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    68. Re:Of course by imric · · Score: 1

      Yup. So then, you expose your corporate data to the internet, it takes a year and 1000000, and it's a big success.

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    69. Re:Of course by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      Rejoice, IT people! KingMotley has discovered that there are unlimited opportunities for employment in every job market. If you're not lazy, there are sufficiently-compensating IT jobs for every specialty available ANYWHERE!

      Parochial jackass.

    70. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is exactly why "the cloud" has an advantage. IT's various customers collectively impose impossible constraints because they have the mindset that IT needs to do whatever it is they need done. When dealing with an outside organization providing services, the services offered are set by the provider, not demanded by the consumer. It's up to you to take what they do offer and make it work, or go find some other provider. IT, on the other hand, usually doesn't have the freedom to say "this is what we offer, take it or leave it."

      Some of that is changing, though, for the same reason "the cloud" is becoming popular in the first place - cheap virtualization technology. Our IT department, traditionally way off the deep end on the "draconian" side of things, now offers virtual servers in addition to the traditional IT services. When someone (usually the boss) wants to do something out of the ordinary, they just get handed a sandboxed VPS and root access.

    71. Re:Of course by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the "employer can't fire you for not doing something illegal" protections are really quite pathetic, especially in at-will states. At best, you can expect to win a couple month's pay after the 2-year court battle and attorney's fees. At worst, you're out the cost of attorneys' fees for both sides, and get nothing to show for it but a spot on the local IT blacklist.

      Regardless of the law, the choice is still between a) do what you're told and b) hope you can make your mortgage without a job.

    72. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In some of the more twisted IT departments I've been in it would follow along similar lines except:

      Manager: "I need a perfect solution to the Traveling Salesman Problem. Here are 100 cities."

      IT: Grab genetic algorithm mapping (http://www.lalena.com/AI/Tsp/ for example), let it chug on the cast-off laptop in the corner for a couple of minutes until the map stops twitching. "Here ya go." "Yep, it is 100% perfect... Scout's honor."

    73. Re:Of course by Krishnoid · · Score: 1
      1. Be assigned problem
      2. Look inside little boxes for solution
      3. Profit!

      Here you go. Surprised s/he didn't just google for it.

    74. Re:Of course by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      There is always somebody more powerfull than both the department that made the demand IT says is stupid and the person "in charge" of IT. If the demand (and that somebody) is really not stupid, just call him. He should not be willing to lose money because IT doesn't want a project.

    75. Re:Of course by mlts · · Score: 1

      What is ironic is that it wouldn't have taken much in the way of searching to find secure USB flash drives for an IT department to hand out. Ironkeys are pricy, but are standing up to the test of time (the only complaint is someone whining that an IronKey is vulnerable to a keylogger.) IKs also have enterprise level management features including the ability to remote kill them (although I have no clue how workable it will be in the real world, especially if the device is used offline.)

      I'm guessing the IT department went with the "other" solution due to price.

      Devil's advocate here: TC is a good solution for a lot of things, but it really isn't an enterprise/corporate level product where the ability to recover data if an employee loses/forgets their info.

      If the IT department wanted software that works on Windows and Mac, they should have gone with PointSec, PGP Desktop, or something like that which would not just encrypt data on USB flash drives, but enforce it. If the environment was just Windows, BitLocker To Go can do this with Windows 7. If a hardware solution was asked for, then IronKeys as stated above would be a good fit.

      The only caveat about IronKeys is that one would be hard pressed to use them with AIX or Solaris.

    76. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been involved in a "I found someone on the internet to answer an accounting software question, we just have to give them VPN access to our accounting system" - answer NO. Thankfully my boss was on my side.

      And there are more like that.

      I'm sure others can chime in with their own examples.

    77. Re:Of course by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      "Network cables are the province of networking, which is a completely separate department (answering up a completely different chain of command to one level down from the CEO)."

      Hey, there is your company's problem.

    78. Re:Of course by JWW · · Score: 1

      You just reminded me of why I hate SOX soo much.

      Where I used to work SOX was used as a club by the IT department to enforce doing things "their way". It was amazing the twists and turns they would do to link any and all systems to finances in order to make them need to be SOX compliant. It was sickening.

    79. Re:Of course by DrgnDancer · · Score: 2

      Except in many cases when IT says "No" they are also saying "It's illegal". I work in government contracting. When I say "No", you are to interrupt that as "It's a violation NISPOM and if I do that we'll all go to jail". There are many industries that deal with people's personal, financial, or medical informational that also have a legal requirement to be secure. I'm not saying that every industry is like this, or that every IT department is only fulfilling its legal obligations when it says "No", but in many cases IT saying "No" is exactly equivalent to legal saying "No".

      The right way to do it (whether it's Legal or IT) is to say "No, but let's talk about what you really need and how we *can* fulfill that need." I'll agree that IT departments who fail in follow through and in making sure that business cases get due diligence are bad and need to be replaced. That's a long step from saying that IT should do whatever management says though.

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    80. Re:Of course by mlts · · Score: 1

      Bingo. One can take lessons from being an AD&D dungeon master, as well as acting 101. The trick is to handle the incoming requests to IT like you do with players who get a ring of three wishes and wish for something.

      Your goal is to either give them what they wish for... except show them that the invoice will be pricy (and it cannot be done any other way due to SOX/HIPAA/FERPA/CALEA/PCI-DSS/other regs), or find them an alternative.

      For example, if they are wanting tier 1 SAN space for a pile of ISO images, offer something "just as good" -- put the LUN on the ratty T3 SATA drives and let the drive controllers do the caching. To them, with the large caches enterprise HBAs/CNAs have, the ISO images of whatever they have appear to be on the $100,000/terabyte chips when they are really on the slow as all get out (relatively) SATA arrays at the bottom of the EMC. If you are really bored, turn on autotiering, and there is no way the people asking for it would know the difference.

    81. Re:Of course by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

      Bullshit.

      If you THINK IT units don't run the company, then how about we take your computer, smartphone and laptop we support and provide with company dollars?

      IT's systems run almost 100 percent of EVERY company in the world. If you treat us like shit, then that is what you get.

      I feel for you, I really do, but IT KNOWS things. IT can find those things out FOR you. It's OUR JOB. Consult us before, not after, and we can help you AVOID costly mistakes.

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    82. Re:Of course by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2

      That is an excuse. IT guys CAN and DO keep up with business. We just usually aren't consulted. We don't ALWAYS say know. Maybe you would get better cooperation if it went like this:

      Business VP/CEO/Whoever: IT person, can you reccomend a solution that will help us more efficiently?

      IT Person: I was just thinking about that! How about Product A? It not only promises to do said business function faster, but it also can save us a bunch of money.

      Instead of like this:

      Business VP/CEO/Whoever: I want product C implemented next month!
      IT Person: Product C doesn't run on our architecture and doesn't interface with the company ERP.
      Business VP/CEO/Whoever: I don't care. Just do it.

      Then the death marches begin.

      Businesses aren't at ALL realistic in how hard it is to manage these things. If they actually got IT involved on the decision from day one, we may have been able to save you time and money by making suggestions you probably never thought of.

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      Gorkman

    83. Re:Of course by marnues · · Score: 1

      You should probably acknowledge that legal/illegal is very different from capable/incapable. The former is tied to laws that are completely outside the hands of the company. The latter can be actual technical or financial concern, but can also just be the ability of the IT department. Which is more true than not in my company.

    84. Re:Of course by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Why not put the pig on a plane. It's still a flying pig. You might even be able to train a pig to fly the plane. Pigs are quite smart.

      If the pig doesn't have to be alive, just give em air-flown bacon.

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    85. Re:Of course by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

      FERPA and my favorite and yours, PCI.

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    86. Re:Of course by marnues · · Score: 1

      Or he's in one of those mythical companies that actually runs effectively. I'm not, sounds like you aren't, but millage can definitely vary.

    87. Re:Of course by hey! · · Score: 1

      Instead of saying 'NO', you need to figure out a way to say 'Yes' while solving the problems that make the request 'stupid and retarded'

      It is not my job to tell the boss "yes". It is my job to tell the boss the truth about what he needs to know, employing professional experience and diligence, and of course trying to keep an open mind. Naturally, sometimes my opinion has to be delivered discreetly, in private, but the important thing is for the boss to have access to the truth without having to perform some elaborate deconstruction. Having "no" in my communications toolkit is what keeps my "yes" from being devalued to "maybe".

      That said, I don't often say "no". More often I say, "yes, but..." Typically this involves things that the boss hasn't anticipated. After I've brought him up to speed, it's up to him to decide whether it's worth the expense and risk. It is rare that I give an unqualified "no", but when I do it's usually because I am being asked to do something illegal or unethical. Personally, I think no boss in his right mind would prefer employees who casually say "yes" to doing something illegal.

      It's true many IT guys blame their own shortcomings on technology. The boss equivalent of this is blaming his failures on employees. I don't think much of for managers think they're three sigma geniuses at business strategy yet don't see their inability to hire employees they can respect as a professional liability.

      I'm for a culture of realism and responsibility in business. Subordinates should give realistic advice to superiors. When superiors choose to overrule advice, they should take responsibility for that. It's not necessarily a sign of disrespect to overrule a subordinate. What is disrespectful is refusing to work with a a colleague who disagrees with you, whether that colleague is a subordinate, superior, or peer. Demanding the *appearance* of agreement goes beyond disrespect into the realm of self-delusion.

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    88. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There should also be a charge number for IT to charge when their time is wasted due to repetition of work because they received wrong information from the project manager, department manager or business analyst.

    89. Re:Of course by ajs · · Score: 1

      "No, I won't do that, that violates HIPAA," (or SOX or what have you) is not a valid answer. "We can do that, but I want to circle back through legal for the HIPAA implications," is the correct answer.

      It's not your job to say, "no.' It most certainly is legal's job.

      As to the example with the traveling salesman problem: I guess we have to come to an understanding about what "IT" is. When you talk about writing code for a customer... that's not what I see as an IT role, so I can't speak to it, but in a non-IT organization that would do that, and where the architects who know the job can't reasonably be done aren't involved in the specification and sign-off on the project, there's probably no future in the organization anyway, so just pack your bags and go.

      It's certainly not a model which you can use to judge actual functional organizations.

    90. Re:Of course by Rossman · · Score: 1

      IT is notorious for being stubborn and difficult, and not just when "managers want to do something stupid and retarded". They seem to enjoy the Easy Out(tm) of just saying "no", more than actually figuring out solutions to real business issues. It's even worse if your IT dept is outsourced to someone like EDS.

      I think the entire IT industry needs to wake up and get their ridiculous self-importance under control.

      I used to work in IT for many years, and have seen both sides of it. Of course since this is an IT site I will no doubt get modded Troll. *shrugs*

    91. Re:Of course by bruno.fatia · · Score: 1

      One thing you need to learn in business. Never say "No". You will look like you are an obstruction, rather than part of the "solution". I've found the way management works is based partially on what I call "happy horseshit", which means that your attitude tends to mean more than facts do. Even if you are correct 100% of the time, if you present that with a negative attitude, you're just as apt to be shunned or even fired as the incompetent people. Indeed, you'll probably be hated more, because the incompetent people might well be amiable idiots.

      And who thought we could learn something at slashdot..

    92. Re:Of course by Sprouticus · · Score: 1

      Actually the legal/illegal is valid.

      Example: Marketing wants to start sending out spam emails. Sure there are services for that. It is IT's job to point out the technical and non technical repercussions of this (like being block listed so email doesnt work).

      Example: Sales wants to use a 'cloud service' which will maintain a customer Db, but doesn not understand the regulatory and privacy considerations of doing this. Mind you the cloud company certainly wont help in that regard, they would be shooting themselves in the foot and could lose a customer.

      Example: Customer service wants to have a 3rd party credit card enabled website. But then know little or nothing of the PCI compliance needed for such hosting. By transmitting and storing such data with a 3rd party they expose the company to risk of losing the ability to process CC's.

      Example: Exec want to be able to use the latest and greatest toys. But they dont know the security risks associated with those services/devices. They expose the network to new, unknown, and unmonitored attack vectors.

      IT is the gatekeeper for the corporate informaiton, whether other departments like it or not. a good IT department will do that without being adversarial, with the business needs in mind but the best interest of the business always being the priority. If the IT department is run improperly, then a change needs to be made from the CxO level, not the department manager level.

    93. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No that is exactly the IT departments responsibility, just like your legal department's job is to tell the managers no when they want to do something illegal.

      That is a good example - a smart company would include IT (or the Legal team) in a major decision. I think frequently different departments run in a "put out the fire and we can fix it later" attitude, while IT tends to want to do things the right way the first time attitude. Granted a look at our cable management 18 months ago you can tell we used the "put out the fire and fix it right later" attitude, and we did have to spend a lot of time fixing it later. But to make a major decision that involves IT resources but not involving the IT department in the planning seems like a really bad idea.

    94. Re:Of course by Sprouticus · · Score: 1

      yes because the cloud gives a shit about regulaitons and compliance you might violate by doing this. After all IT is just there to get in the way, right?

    95. Re:Of course by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      "No, I won't do that, that violates HIPAA," (or SOX or what have you) is not a valid answer. "We can do that, but I want to circle back through legal for the HIPAA implications," is the correct answer.
      It's not your job to say, "no.' It most certainly is legal's job.

      just saying HIPAA/SOX/PCI or mentioning legal is codeword of "no", and business types learn codewords quickly. They'll turn to the cloud because the cloud never checks with the in-house legal department.

    96. Re:Of course by OctaviusIII · · Score: 1

      If a company wants to false-advertise, its need is to advertise well. Legal should say no but should give back, as part of the review, what should change. If management understands the risks, and there's a paper trail with Legal for CYA purposes that management is overriding the opinion of its legal department, then we have a problem. Given the more technical nature of translating a request to a technology solution, IT should always present alternatives. Your job is, first, to inform management of the costs of translating the request to reality, and, second, to provide the desired outcome. How is often not important as long as the widget works with the other widget as requested. Legal's job is to provide advice and to manage the legal side of the organization. IT's job is to manage the IT side of the organization and provide advice.

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    97. Re:Of course by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      IT geeks do not run the company. They are there to provide service to the company, and to do as they are told.

      I would offer that many of the contentious issues arise when someone simply wants something or tells IT do do something, without talking to IT about what they're actually trying to accomplish. Like, a user wants an account when all he needs is to view to log files.

      Users and managers may know the business needs and goals, but generally don't know the capabilities if the IT department and - more importantly - the systems and software. Meaning that non-IT folks often specify their desired tech solutions (often inspired by a vendor salesperson/brochure) leaving IT to guess at the business needs. Non-IT folks should discuss their business needs with IT so IT can provide the tech solutions to meet them.

      Disclaimer: I am a sysadmin / system programmer.

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    98. Re:Of course by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

      Or before said business case gets signed off and funding approve...TALK TO YOUR IT PEOPLE!

      We might surprise you.

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    99. Re:Of course by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      The answer is not to say "No", it is to say "Yes, but I will need X amount of money to get it done", ...

      Or, in this case, "Yes, but I'll need money for and access to The Cloud". :-)

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    100. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to work 40 hours a week. A little overtime to meet an important deadline is acceptable, but working more than 3 weeks of overtime in a year is excessive.

      I generally enjoy my work, but I don't want my entire life to be taken up with work. I guess that makes me lazy.

    101. Re:Of course by david_thornley · · Score: 2

      For NP-completeness, the Millennium Problem site is a good reference.

      "Has Olafur collected his million dollars yet, which he could if he did have a perfect solution?"

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    102. Re:Of course by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      Right up to the point where legal turns around and talks candidly with you about the influx of impact statement requests...

      Something along the lines of this, perhaps:

      Director of Legal services:
      Didnt this request get denied last month?

      Dir of IT:
      Yes, it did.

      Legal:
      You do realize that time is money, and that filling my inbox with requests I have previously denied, and given reasons for denying, an uncountable number of times is wasteful of both, right?

      IT:
      Yes. However, I do not have the authority to simply say no, and cite your previous statements to the managers when they pitch a fit and demand that these "requests" be implemented.

      Legal:
      I see... I will take care of it myself then.

      3 days later---

      Dir of HR:
      Do you know why we are having this meeting, [Dir of IT]?

      IT:
      Uh-- no, I really dont know why you called me in here--- Were in the middle of a server upgrade at the moment, so I know it must be important though...

      HR:
      Oh yes. At the last managers meeting, the dir of the legal department told us you were behaving in an insubordinate manner, and fed him some angry excuses about why you could not comply with a simple request--- I dont think I need to explain why requests from the legal department need to be complied with...

      ---

      And there you have it.

      In any sufficiently large enterprise, certainly any that would be large enough to have a legal department, the managers will have long ago implemented political hegemonies that indemnify themselves personally of any wrongdoing. Rather than see your plight as the IT director, being shafted--- Legal is simply tired of repeatedly saying no for you like a sock puppet. This is because THEY have no problem saying that word, and it should be a simple fix for you to say it instead, and just cite the previous reply from legal concerning such matters.

      Naturally, the part that will stick at the managers meeting is that you told LEGAL that you could not comply.... Not the office bureaucracy reasons why you had to.

      As such, it will ultimately come right back around to the same tired, well-trodden path of decrying IT as not being a team player, being insubordinate, stubborn, and costing the company money and time. [When in reality what is really costing the company time and money is the preconception that board members and other senior management are always right.]

      Sockpuppeting legal might buy you some time, and might help you win a few altercations, but managers have short memories, and tend to be repeat offenders for destructive/illegal feature requests. Keep that in mind.

    103. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd love to hear your solution to the great phb who personally decided to put CAD users not only on laptops, but as icing on the cake decided that they should dock those when back from their short excursions (where you could just as well have put another workstation) by USB-docks, because they are cheaper...

    104. Re:Of course by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, for the rest of the world, this is untrue. IT does not have the business sense, nor intelligence, to handle such decisions. Their job is to be in the background, to ensure that everything runs smoothly, and to assist in implementing ways of achieving goals... goals which are created by the needs of business for other departments.

      I think it's a real problem when IT people get a big head about what it is they are supposed to do. It's a pity that the powers that be don't clear house at the first "NO" they hear. Everyone is replaceable, and if IT can't do its job, then it really ought to be replaced.

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    105. Re:Of course by Slime-dogg · · Score: 2

      Just as often, though, it goes:

      Manager: I need a basic CRM setup so our regional sales people can get up-to-the-minute information on orders, as well as basic customer info.

      IT: We're pricing this at $500,000 and a year to implement.

      Manager: Nevermind, calling the cloud.

      The good IT employee would say: We're calling the cloud to explore our options.

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    106. Re:Of course by losttoy · · Score: 1

      IT departments do not care about stupid and retarded. They say NO because they cannot deliver with the resource constraints they have. Example, company wants to launch a new mobile app to complement an existing service. Mobile app takes couple of months to conceive and write. To demo the app, salespeople need to be armed with Android/iOS devices. That means IT must support Android/iOS devices. IT's response - Hell NO! We can only support BlackBerry. It will take a 6 month project to support other devices. Result, you are late to the market by at least 3 months with your app and meanwhile other business steals your slice of business.

    107. Re:Of course by brainzach · · Score: 1

      Just implement an approximation of the traveling salesman solution. Problem solved.

      The business isn't asking you to solve the traveling salesman problem. They are asking you how to decrease the costs associated with traveling. If you can't find a way to get it done, they will find someone else who can.

    108. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you say "Yes, but I need X, Y and Z to do it", all they are going to hear is the "Yes" part. You have to use weasel phrases like "it's technically feasible with additional resources." However, the rest of your comment is essentially true.

    109. Re:Of course by Jawnn · · Score: 1

      This is the exact attitude why managers like to avoid dealing with IT.

      IT exists to help the rest of the company. Instead of saying 'NO', you need to figure out a way to say 'Yes' while solving the problems that make the request 'stupid and retarded' D

      Granted, diplomacy and problem solving can go a long way, but sometimes there simply is no way to do what the ass-hat manager wants. Compliance rules, company policy, statues (local,state, federal, etc.), costs (hardware, software, manpower, etc.) and frequently just plain common sense sometimes all point to one answer - "No". Still, this is where the diplomacy really matters. Dr. Asshat deserves to be given an understanding of why allowing him to access the clinic's patient database from the Internet using an unencrypted connection is simply not an option.

    110. Re:Of course by Jawnn · · Score: 1

      Because the IT departments use the word "NO" when they don't understand the problem or it falls out of their own expertise.

      Spoken exactly like some ass-hat manager who does not understand the problem and for who information technology is outside of his/her own expertise. Communication and respect are a two way deal, pal. In my experience, the IT department understands the issues far better than the business unit manager who wants this or that shiny thing installed on the network. No, not always, but usually so, and by a good margin. Cases cited in links above would bear this out.

    111. Re:Of course by Jawnn · · Score: 1

      When the IT department says NO to something that is a core part of executing the companies business they DESERVE to be cut out.

      That sounds like some the senior (non-IT) management at TJX would have said. Needlessly to say, such an ignorant view is demonstrably wrong. Recent events should have made that abundantly clear by now.

      Security is important, very important, but is is ABSOLUTELY NOT more important than running the business. That is the only job of the company.

      Wrong. Your mistake is that thinking that security and "running the business" are two separate things. They are not. Where it is not the job of a specific person or department, infosec falls to the IT department and it is their responsibility to see that business is done in as secure a manner as possible. Notice that the phrase "doing business" is still in there, but the ignorant whims and laziness of non-IT managers do not outweigh security.

    112. Re:Of course by HappyPsycho · · Score: 1

      Then it should also be management's responsibility when data-breaches, etc happen.

      I'd love to hear what "business needs" are, last I heard it included (but not limited to)
      * Provide every possible report from data that was typed by a room of monkeys.
      * Have everything done yesterday, including read your mind in the future so we can be prepared.
      * Do the above 2 points for free or near free.

    113. Re:Of course by HappyPsycho · · Score: 1

      I agree arrogance should not be tolerated but the only reason I can see things got that bad is that the company not only accepted but encouraged that behavior which lead to the decision that your CEO had to make.

      Here's a quick piece of advice, get your video camera out. there will be a repeat performance in a couple of years.

    114. Re:Of course by tjb · · Score: 1

      So, approximate it. You can come up with very, very good solutions to TSP in polynomial time - if this wasn't the case, routing mutli-billion transistor chips would be impossible.

      A good engineer solves problems and ships products, a bad engineer claims that its impossible.

    115. Re:Of course by HappyPsycho · · Score: 1

      What happens to you when it fails?

    116. Re:Of course by HappyPsycho · · Score: 1

      A good explanation and while I agree this is probably be what IT should be aiming at, it can / will be abused by someone who is too lazy to do the cost /benefit analysis themselves (or even check if it will do what you need).

      Oh yeah, those guys in IT have nothing better to do. Lets get them to check this out...

    117. Re:Of course by Per+Wigren · · Score: 2

      First of all, this was in 2001 or so. Second, the HP/UX server ran on PA-RISC, not x86. Not sure if there even existed HP/UX-compatible PC-emulators good enough to run a Windows web server back then. :)

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    118. Re:Of course by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      This is indeed an IT attitude. Why is it that other departments don't tend to get stereotyped like IT? It's because they've figured out that dealing with morons is a part of business and you figure out how to get work done and make the company a profit anyway. Why does IT act like they're the only ones who piously suffer under the oppression of inept management?

    119. Re:Of course by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      You need to work with management, not just say yes or no. Be a part of the decision making and process. No department works alone, they all work together and collaborate. Sales relies on marketing relies on research and development who rely on customer support who rely on manufacturing who rely on purchasing, and so on It's teamwork. IT fails when they start getting an "us versus them" attitude.

    120. Re:Of course by mochan_s · · Score: 2

      I need a perfect solution to the Traveling Salesman Problem

      There are many algorithms that get you 99.99% close to the optimal solution of the traveling salesman problem. Most NP-hard problems have very very good approximation algorithms.

      The conversation should go like this:
      Manager: "I need a perfect solution to the Traveling Salesman Problem - I just signed a 7-figure contract saying we'd provide that in 2 weeks."
      IT: "There's no way to do this perfectly, we can do it 99.99% close to perfectly.
      Manager: "That's perfect enough for me. Thank you, there's a lot of money riding on this."

    121. Re:Of course by Optic7 · · Score: 1

      Like other above said, insightful tip. Thanks.

    122. Re:Of course by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      I can't stand this 'theory' of IT that they are there to do everyone else's bidding.

      They are they're to benefit the COMPANY, not you. If the COMPANY has objectives, goals, and rules that don't line up with what your group or department wants to do, then it is THEIR JOB to say no.

      Just like if you ask Legal to help figure out a way to violate HIPAA, SOX, FERPA, etc.

      Just like if you ask Jill in Accounting to cut a check that has not been authorized by the right people..

      Just like if you asked building security if every employee could get a master key to the building..

      You are not the customer. The COMPANY is.

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    123. Re:Of course by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      And of course for IT to charge against the business employees, for all the time spent working on their 'issues'

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    124. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the IT department says NO to something that is a core part of executing the companies business they DESERVE to be cut out.

      Too many IT departments think there job is to stop things from happening.

      Security is important, very important, but is is ABSOLUTELY NOT more important than running the business. That is the only job of the company.

      If the IT department says no to a new system, the only thing left to do for a business that really needs that system is to try to do it some other way. And the cloud represents one option.

      Now, before people flame me too much. There is another way. The best case is for the SA's and Security folks to work with the app developers to create the most secure, stable, and usable systems possible. Problem is, I can count the number of SA's and security folk I've met who act this way on less than one hand. Most seem to really love just saying NO.

      Unless you work in Health Care like I do, and that's when a nice little HIPAA violation can run your company into the MILLIONS of dollars. IT says NO for a reason sometimes. It's not always because we're incompetent or lazy.

      Get a clue. When your health information is at stake, the Feds don't take excuses like "our VP wanted to do X" so we let him. They fine you and say "bend the hell over, cause we're gonna ride you for all it's worth."

    125. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is actually point: any typical technical consideration that is the typical focus on IT is secondary to management after money, time and benefits. Features are not benefits, but possibly means to achieve a benefit.

      Some of this is the "language barrier" and "contextual barrier" that many IT groups have. The thing is: management has the prerogative and saying "no" when you are negotiating from weakness, organizationally, is just stupid, dangerous and short-sighted. This is why IT departments are facing this issue at all: being too inept to understand the organization dynamic and negotiating power of their position.

      @tnk1 is describing exactly the kind of method/attitude IT departments must have to survive into the next decade. It's about money, time and benefits. And yes we in management know you can only pick two of the three (budget, time and capability) and that won't stop us from challenging you to push the envelope of those three - that's our job.

    126. Re:Of course by Lemming+Mark · · Score: 1

      Yes, that is important, but it still only works if people are willing to engage enough to hear stuff that the IT guys are saying, which management needs to ensure. If the structures and culture aren't in place then it'll be difficult to get the opportunity to use those communication skills effectively.

    127. Re:Of course by Geminii · · Score: 2

      Once you put money into the equation, the management types will either give you the cash (doubtful) or they will back off.

      The other 90% of the time, they just say "You're not getting the money; do it anyway." That's the difference between internal and external services. Internal services can be told to do the impossible on pain of being fired; external services can set prices and not care at all if the business management don't take up the offer.

    128. Re:Of course by Geminii · · Score: 1

      Does this mean it would be better to say "yes", and then stumble through half-assedly trying to implement something which is not understood or which management has not paid for training in?

      "Sure we can do that, boss! It involves setting your desk on fire, right?"

      From that perspective, it's better to be an outside provider. Their salespeople can say "Sure thing!", and they can then screw up an implementation so badly it cripples the business, yet the provider still gets paid and in most cases never has any repercussions from the screwup.

    129. Re:Of course by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1
      Solution? You'd do exactly what is asked. It's not that difficult.

      Just out of curiosity, since you don't know how this works: have you ever held a job for more than 6 months?

    130. Re:Of course by shentino · · Score: 1

      Being given an order that requires you to break the law or expose yourself to significant liability, and being threatened with termination for disobeying said order, can often qualify as constructive dismissal that would entitle you to vacate the position and still claim unemployment benefits.

      In theory anyway. Hopefully the clerk at the UE office isn't as much of a jackass as your soon to be ex boss was.

    131. Re:Of course by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      That does make things more difficult. I know you can do it on recent HP/UX machines, but I'm not familiar enough with 2001 hardware.

    132. Re:Of course by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      Of course not. I know this is slashdot and people are binary here (ie One extreme case or the other), but believe me when I tell you that not all requests from management are ridiculous and not all IT departments are assholes.

      I have ran into an IT department which seems to be staffed by assholes. They operate in the "not in my job description" mode. They like the fact that they currently have time to bullshit with each other most of the day and go home at 4:30 in the afternoon. They will not leave the status quo in fear that they may actually upset the balance that they walked into and may have a to actually perform some sort of work to fix any problems that crop up during the phasing in of a new program. I've seen these people get angry because someone asks them to place a visitor's laptop MAC address in the allow list on the wifi network designed for visitors.

      You know these people exist. Coming up with counter examples only provides evidence that there are boobs in management that have no clue about technology. It doesn't discount the fact that there are tech school graduates pretending to be IT professionals.

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    133. Re:Of course by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      You do realize that IT will act under the advice of the legal department, well at least in all of the companies that I deal with. IT is strictly technical and they follow all the checkboxes that the legal department gives them.

      I do enjoy the fallacy that IT is in the business of creating when in fact they are in the business of doing. They do what they are told.

      I do like your examples, and am surprised I didn't see one that stated that "The company wanted software that would kill the first born son of all the households in a given zip code. Luckily the IT department understood the moral consequences of such software".

      Anyway a competent IT department would be able to handle most of the examples by creating a solution that gives the company what it wants, not by burying its head in the sand and just say "no". The Nancy Reagan method for handling IT issues isn't a very good one.

      By the way the last example you gave was exceedingly lame:

      Example: Exec want to be able to use the latest and greatest toys. But they dont know the security risks associated with those services/devices. They expose the network to new, unknown, and unmonitored attack vectors.

      If the IT department can't handle the basic of all IT access requests then the employees need to seriously consider another line of work.

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  3. Might work out great until by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they have altered the deal. Pray they do not alter it any further.

  4. Companies Don't Like to... by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

    Companies don't like to eat their own dog food, no surprise there.

    1. Re:Companies Don't Like to... by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      Your statement, while it may be generally true, has nothing to do with the article.

    2. Re:Companies Don't Like to... by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      Well ready from the article,

      Since asking IT for something big is a political issue if it doesn't report to you or your business unit, it could very well save time (and the political capital they'd spend asking for things) for business managers to whip out a credit card instead of calling IT when they need something.

      So it appears that 'eating their own dog food applies', if the business has an IT department that can/does not respond to their needs then they have no one else to blame but themselves.

      To take this a bit further, I think managers that try farming this out are going to screw it up anyways. It is unlikely that they will have the knowledge to manage specifications or implementation of the final product and it will get dumped on the IT department anyways.

      Seen it before and I don't expect that to change in the future considering how often the Peter Principal is still used.

  5. I buy it. by headhot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Lots of people complain about security and reliability in the cloud. Who do you trust more. A system designed by our underpaid overworked IT staff that got their degree from DeVry? You Consultants that charge $250/man/hour who will be gone when the thing shits the bed? Or Google?

    1. Re:I buy it. by MemoryDragon · · Score: 2

      From a security standpoing always the internal stuff, given that the company is big enough the problem is you cannot even remotely be as secure as cutting a cord in the worst case :-)
      Also think twice about pushing vital company data into something which is well known worldwide and accessible worldwide only protected by encryption to some degree and with security holes you have to rely on someone else to quick fix for you.
      Good luck with calling google in 2am in the morning if you have a problem if you are not an ibm :-)

    2. Re:I buy it. by headhot · · Score: 2

      Who do you think you would have to wake more often at 2am? What system would be more reliable.
      As for security, I think Lutzsec is showing every one, that for companies that are not data centric, like google, amazon, ect, they have no idea how to do security correctly. How would your local staff be any different?

    3. Re:I buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lots of people complain about security and reliability in the cloud. Who do you trust more. A system designed by our underpaid overworked IT staff that got their degree from DeVry? You Consultants that charge $250/man/hour who will be gone when the thing shits the bed? Or Google?

      The Cloud starts with a big disadvantage; Company A and Company B are using the same systems, and acessing it via the public internet. Your internal IT group is only hosting your data, so the walls are much less of a concern. 3rd party software have a major security issue? Maybe Pam can see Joe's sales leads. Or is it that your competitor can steal your sales leads and has access to your bid info?

    4. Re:I buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you hiring people from DeVry? Why is a degree from anywhere taken as evidence of competency on its own? What happened to internships and probation periods? Test the applicants. Make them prove their knowledge and capabilities. Maybe that high school graduate tinkering with various BSD flavors since middle school is way more capable than the asshat who studied his MCSE for Idiots book long enough to get a certification.

    5. Re:I buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck with calling google in 2am in the morning if you have a problem if you are not an ibm :-)

      Actually this isn't a big deal if you are a paying customer.. Google Apps Premier customers get 24x7 support and in my experience you are on the phone with a tech within minutes of calling.

      I'm not necessarily disagreeing with the rest of your comment, but I don't feel that a paying customer should have any worries about Google support regardless of their size.

    6. Re:I buy it. by Sprouticus · · Score: 1

      The companies IT dept (should) have the companies best interests at heart. COnsultants and google have their own best interests at heart.

      The ONLY thing that motivates them to good customer service is the risk of losing you and/or others as customers. Think about that when you are considering security & compliance.

    7. Re:I buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck with calling google in 2am in the morning if you have a problem if you are not an ibm :-)

      Try at 2am in the afternoon!

    8. Re:I buy it. by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      You dont even have to think about Lutzsec, the last time I had a look at the java tooling in the google cloud, they ran a stone old jetty version with some severe bugs carried over. This gave me not too much confidence, especially since the cloud computing the google and amazon way is basically the same as webhosting with an app server tie in on hoster level by providing a bunch of non standard no sql apis.

  6. The problem with IT.. well.. one anyway by EmagGeek · · Score: 0

    I've worked at 3 different companies in my career, and at each of them, IT as an organization held the attitude that the company existed for their benefit, and not the other way around.

    IT needs to understand that it is a service organization with the mission of satisfying its customer by providing top notch service and support, and asking "how high?"

    1. Re:The problem with IT.. well.. one anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've worked at 3 different companies in my career, and at each of them, IT as an organization held the attitude that the company existed for their benefit, and not the other way around.

      IT needs to understand that it is a service organization with the mission of satisfying its customer by providing top notch service and support, and asking "how high?"

      Unfortunately, in the business world, IT (hardware, software, workers, and their benefits) are viewed as an
      expense, rather than an asset. When something goes wrong, it's always the fault of IT (even if they had
      nothing to do with it), and the next question is 'how long will it take to fix...'?

      I remember a company had some serious issues with security, and it cost them a lot of money after the
      fact. The owner and senior managers went to the IT department and demanded to know why this wasn't
      addressed up front, the dept. manager pulled out some meeting minutes he kept and showed the group
      'not approved'.

      They walked out without saying another word. There is no reason to waste money in a organization, but
      when your organization depends on it's IT department, perhaps they'd treat them better.

    2. Re:The problem with IT.. well.. one anyway by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      What you say here is a situation I am sure that exists, but there is another side, too.

      There are also very smart IT personnel who care about who they are working for and present opinions and warnings and never get listened to. Then, when something goes wrong, panicked people expect them to fix the mess (usually on their own without a net). This is a tough place to be, and when you have no power and all the responsibility you tend to get a bit cynical. In a lot of organisations the idea is still too recent. People often hate IT because they also become the realist in the situation, and the person with the great idea hates being told that it makes no sense or is impractical... but at the same time they become the people who "know computers" and can fix every problem. It's a bad conundrum that happens in too many places.

    3. Re:The problem with IT.. well.. one anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > IT as an organization held the attitude that the company existed for their benefit

      That's mostly a big company problem, I think. I've worked for some small shops, 20 to 100 employees. The problem isn't bad there. We had one idiot IT guy try to tell our developers that they couldn't have root access to the machines. Guess what, sherlock: we *write drivers*. We bloody well will have root access, thank you.

      That IT guy is no longer working for us. We have a new guy, and he's great - understands exactly what to do, and the whole place hums along because of what he does. You just have to find the right people. There are good ones. They're out there.

    4. Re:The problem with IT.. well.. one anyway by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      I guess you didn't work within the IT departments you're slating so thoroughly.

      In no walk of life is the customer always right. The customer is a petulant 6 year old who needs to be told what can and can't be done, and needs to learn what reasonable expectations are. I'm all for providing 1st class service to someone who knows what they're doing, but far too often I'm presented with someone who's been shovelled into a position of power with no experience or knowledge, and who is totally impressionable by vendor buzzword-laden marketing drivel.

      Case in point; We just got a wireless network upgrade. I was told about it the day it happened, despite being the senior IT technical person on site. The kit is nice, but totally over priced and over spec'd for what we need, it's not configured properly, and the cabling was shoddy. The whole project came over 40% more expensive than if I had sourced the kit myself, and would have cost parts only if I was only asked if I could do the work needed. But instead, my manager goes over my head to the Boss and gets this thing signed off, the upgrade is done, and I'm left picking up the pieces from the botched job as she signed off on completion after being shown some flashing lights in a cab.

      TL;DR: I exist for the company's benefit, but they'd better do what the hell I said needs doing if they want stuff to work right.

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    5. Re:The problem with IT.. well.. one anyway by Cytotoxic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've worked at 3 different companies in my career, and at each of them, IT as an organization held the attitude that the company existed for their benefit, and not the other way around.

      IT needs to understand that it is a service organization with the mission of satisfying its customer by providing top notch service and support, and asking "how high?"

      I've heard this exact phrase many times over the years, particularly from big-company alumni. This attitude is exactly why companies fail. The only way to be successful is for all members of the team to work together to make the company successful. If your organization fails to foster true collaboration at all levels, your organization blows.

      It is human nature that everybody wants to be in control. Sales managers want to have everyone cater to their whims, marketing wants their ideas followed without question, even the guys over in finance want to have their ideas implemented across the board without discussion. Well, following that paradigm will get you nothing but failure.

      In a properly functioning company there should be no division between IT and the business unit (and accounting and legal and etc.). Any challenge being faced by the business should be addressed by all members of the organization. If the sales team is having trouble increasing business and feels that a new web application would help, a multidisciplinary team from all aspects of the business should brainstorm the problem and come up with the best solution possible for the company as a whole. There may be accounting reasons for using cloud services that are brought to the table by the Finance guys, and a better technical solution might come from the IT staff.

      Your "service organizations ask 'How High?'" idea leads to misguided projects that don't address the underlying problem and fail to grow the business. Any manager worth their salary should know that they are not the expert in everything and welcome input from all quarters.

      Of course, at the end of the day someone has to make a final call. But the 'service organization' meme is a stupid relic of the 90's outsourcing craze and has no business in modern corporate life.

    6. Re:The problem with IT.. well.. one anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thankfully the IT dept you mention had upper mgmt that had a clue. We inherited a legacy backup system that at best was 'shaky' and put in a request for a new backup infrastructure ($15K at the time). Denied. But researchers were generating MASSIVE amounts of data for our storage infrastructure. One day we experienced a triple disk failure (one disk failed, was replaced, and during the rebuild two more fell out of the array). This array was part of a multi-terabyte storage system. Go to the backups on the old legacy system and it cratered (testing was OK when we restored a files here and there to ensure it was working, but when we went for the full recovery, it blew sky high and revealed extensive catalog corruption) Cost us $25K to recover the data (OnTrack - amazing folks for data recovery). When the inevitable finger pointing kicked in, our dept was in the spotlight. When I showed everyone the budget request and subsequent rejection with notes highlighting our concerns with the existing system's reliability, guess whose job was eliminated within 4 months in a 'restructuring'? Wasn't the big boss who denied the capital request!

    7. Re:The problem with IT.. well.. one anyway by JWW · · Score: 1

      Correct. Truly great admins are literally worth their weight in gold.

    8. Re:The problem with IT.. well.. one anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've worked at 3 different companies in my career, and at each of them, IT as an organization held the attitude that the company existed for their benefit, and not the other way around.

      IT needs to understand that it is a service organization with the mission of satisfying its customer by providing top notch service and support, and asking "how high?"

      Asking "how high?" is a TERRIBLE way to do IT. You start giving them whatever they want, and they next thing you know you've got people breathing down your neck about how much money you're spending etc.

      IMO, IT should provide the equipment and services for the rest of their business to do their job, not fulfill their highest hopes and dreams.

    9. Re:The problem with IT.. well.. one anyway by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      We had one idiot IT guy try to tell our developers that they couldn't have root access to the machines. Guess what, sherlock: we *write drivers*. We bloody well will have root access, thank you.

      That's where you set up a virtual environment for the driver writers. Root access, easily backed up/rolled back. They can root to their hearts content, and not screw up the wider network. Everyone is happy.
      Maybe that concept was too hard for them and you.

    10. Re:The problem with IT.. well.. one anyway by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      That is great if you are writing virtual Vm drivers.

    11. Re:The problem with IT.. well.. one anyway by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, it all boils down to your employer's goals. If they make anything non I.T. related then yes it is how high. You are a waste of shareholder money and just there to be keep things from breaking. Not actually providing value at all to the company. You are a plumber and a technician and nothing more.

      if you think you are better than get into sales or management as they are what is truly important. Or join an I.T. company where they actually make money from what you do.

      The outsourcing crowd you talk about is just as active as ever and Clouds are the next progression. Now we can finally focus on our customers are let a website take care of our needs instead. These are answers you may not want to hear but it is the truth. It is insulting and I agree, but these other guys are correct. Technology is a commodity like electricity or plumbing. It is very important, but you never need to focus on it. Just pay by the month and do something else to increase sales. Each department has goals to help the company out and honest I see no value in I.T. other than repairing computers. 3rd party vendors and websites can help with certain customized needs you can't get with Office.

    12. Re:The problem with IT.. well.. one anyway by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      You'll plug the device they are writting the drivers for at that virtual computer?

    13. Re:The problem with IT.. well.. one anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Maybe that concept was too hard for them and you.

      That makes absolutely no sense. The devices they write drivers for are almost surely not available under a VM.

      Seriously, why would you post something like that? It makes no sense.

    14. Re:The problem with IT.. well.. one anyway by X.25 · · Score: 1

      That's where you set up a virtual environment for the driver writers. Root access, easily backed up/rolled back. They can root to their hearts content, and not screw up the wider network. Everyone is happy.
      Maybe that concept was too hard for them and you.

      Obviously you never worked in such environment.

    15. Re:The problem with IT.. well.. one anyway by cforciea · · Score: 2

      No.

      Any organization of any size needs to use technology to maintain any sort of competitive advantage. You can't win the game with filing cabinets and hand-written memos anymore. Given that, you need somebody from your technical department high enough up to collaborate as a peer with other people making organization level decisions, or else you end up with what every other IT employee on this page is complaining about: people making decisions about their IT infrastructure that have absolutely no understanding of the viability or cost of any of the decisions they are making. You are exactly the PHB that drives us up the walls. You get mad because we tell you no or don't do what you want and you think it is because we want to run our own little feifdom in our department. We get mad because you think that your MBA gives you the background necessary to decide what is good for the technical side of your company even though you don't know your ass from an RJ45 jack.

      If your IT department is a bunch of yes men that always ask "How high?", you are probably burning through an insane amount of capital having them waste time on projects with rewards minimal compared to time/money investment, and you are also not getting any benefit from your IT pro-actively suggesting projects that would have a wonderful ROI.

      If you are running your IT workers like plumbers, it would most likely be in your company's best interest to let you go.

    16. Re:The problem with IT.. well.. one anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, then I guess you are exactly the person who would run a modern company into the ground. His statements are directly aimed at you.

    17. Re:The problem with IT.. well.. one anyway by afidel · · Score: 1

      Nope, physically isolated development network. We dealt with this at Cisco where obviously they were developing stuff that could affect other networking equipment, the only way to assure the production network was stable was to have an isolated lab network. They even had its own internet feed so that if they hosed the uplink router they only lost web access from the lab.

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    18. Re:The problem with IT.. well.. one anyway by Some+Bitch · · Score: 1

      I've worked at 3 different companies in my career, and at each of them, IT as an organization held the attitude that the company existed for their benefit, and not the other way around.

      IT needs to understand that it is a service organization with the mission of satisfying its customer by providing top notch service and support, and asking "how high?"

      Actually in most large organisations IT exists for and has the same mission as every other part of the organisation: Maximise shareholder value. ITILv3 done properly is all about IT being a real part of the business from the top to the bottom, working with our colleagues in other areas to make things better.

      An awful lot of business managers approach IT in the wrong way, they tend to say "I want this" when in most cases a more productive approach is to say "This is my problem, how can IT help me make it go away?"

      If you employ a bunch of experts with years of experience in their field why in Cthulhu's name would you, as a business manager, not want them to use their experience to design you a solution? Appropriate delegation is a key part of effective management, set your goals and the parameters that need to be worked within (cost, FSA regulations, whatever), and let the people you employed to do this stuff do it.

      I've seen IT done well and I've seen it done badly, but I ran a service desk that was adored by all our users from the lowest to the highest and I can tell you now that a business working in partnership with IT gets so much our of the relationship you wouldn't believe it.

    19. Re:The problem with IT.. well.. one anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have years of I.T. experience starting from being a tech upwards. Fact is, today in corporate America there is no respect and it is all driven on results. If you work for an insurance company for example, then I.T. needs to be minimized as it does not bring in new customers. Sales people do that.

      Is I.T. not important? Of course it is, but that is not what the insurance company's speciality is. So therefore, you outsource it to a cloud and hire a local IT partner in your area to take care of non insurance needs just like a plumber or electrician for maintaince. Yes, a nice website is nice for a good ROI, but I can hire an outsourcer to write it in my area (not India) and for a monthly fee they will host it for me so I do not have to worry about it. If you are a large fortunate 1000 company then you create a subsidiary in India to do it and hide most of your money there to lower your tax rate etc.

      Flame me all you want, but I left I.T. stuff because it is dying and it does not generate money unless you are in an I.T. company. THe technological breakthroughs of micro computers computerizing spreadsheets and achieving astounding productivity are over and now it is about lowering costs and getting the best bang for the buck.

    20. Re:The problem with IT.. well.. one anyway by will_die · · Score: 1

      That is what I use to do for my development machines, stand alone virtual machines no network access so I could do what I need.
      Then the IT office above us made a rule that standalone machines had to follow the same rules as those on the domain.

  7. Welcome Brothers! by Anrego · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This has been happening to us in the software world for some time. It's purely a cost thing (imo), which "dealing with IT" is a factor of, but in general I think it is a lot simpler.

    Need some software. Your options be:

    - Pay a team of developers to design, build, and maintain the software you use. Advantage is you get exactly (or well, in theory anyway) what you want. Disadvantage is it can take time to get the bugs sorted out

    - Buy something off the shelf which is close enough. Advantage is you get it right away, it is generally mature out of the box, and you don’t need to keep a bunch of guys around to sort out bugs. Additionally because they sell this software to hundreds of users, they can throw way more development resources as it than you ever could (ye old horizontal market). Disadvantage is you don’t get exactly the features you want, but even that is changing as stuff becomes more extendable and more companies offer “customization”.

    Option 2 starts looking very good, with option 1 becoming more reserved for “weird” or original software that no one else has written. A depressing trend.

    I suspect as this same thing happens with infrastructure, you will find the same. Most businesses use some external provider, and the “real IT” jobs are mainly at places providing infrastructure to others, or handling really unusual cases.

    1. Re:Welcome Brothers! by cratermoon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      At its simplest, the build vs. buy decision is about competitive advantage. If a company needs some commodity IT service or function, it should buy the "good enough" product. If the company is looking to support and enhance whatever it is that company does that makes it unique and better than its competitors, build it in-house and get exactly the right thing.

      Most of what "the cloud" does is commodity functions.

    2. Re:Welcome Brothers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has been happening to us in the software world for some time. This has been happening to us in the software world for some time.

      Please allow me to add a small observation on this subject. In IT, especially in software development, we tend to screw ourselves by making us unnecessary. The cloud is one example: while some developers write software to make this cloud thing happen, many others become unnecessary and loose their jobs. Even those 'building' the cloud will probably become unnecessary when cheaper admins can handle the job.

    3. Re:Welcome Brothers! by Cytotoxic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is another advantage to "off the shelf" software. Customization is difficult and expensive, so the incentive is to mold your business practice to fit the software. This can actually be a good thing. In many situations it can prevent time wasted reinventing the wheel.

      If I was starting a mortgage business tomorrow, I'd buy an off-the-shelf mortgage origination package and design my entire business practice around the way the software works. This is because the mortgage industry is very mature, and the packages that exist address most business needs right out of the box.

      I happen to work in an industry that has fewer than a dozen companies, worldwide. And really there are only a couple of major players. There is no off-the-shelf solution for our business model, so I've seen the 'build in house' model up close. It is fantastic for providing exactly what the business needs. Everything can be custom tailored to the exact demands of the business at that moment.

      This is also a major weakness of this approach. When there are no limits to what you can do, well... there's no limits to what they can ask for. Smart people tend to be creative. So we end up getting a deluge of feature requests, a large majority of which won't actually help the business. If you can't say "no" on technical grounds you are left arguing on business needs - not the IT mission in the minds of most managers. So you end up building a lot of things that won't really help. In most real-world situations, off-the-shelf carries major advantages in terms of focusing the business on things that will grow the business.

    4. Re:Welcome Brothers! by scamper_22 · · Score: 1

      I also take issue with the idea that the cloud is unreliable.

      Reliable compared to what?

      I've been in quite a few companies... large and small.
      Our internal systems (source control, various tools, internal web pages, exchange mail...) all go down way more often than our external tools.

      If anything the cloud is way more reliable. Now granted it's huge news when a cloud company like Amazon/Google go down for a few hours. It affects a lot more people and makes the news.

      But internally, we all face more downtown from internal apps.

    5. Re:Welcome Brothers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has been happening to us in the software world for some time. This has been happening to us in the software world for some time.

      You know you're an alcoholic when you start repeating yourself. You know you're an alcoholic when you start repeating yourself. You know you're an alcoholic when you start repeating yourself. :) :) :)

    6. Re:Welcome Brothers! by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Option 3: Get some FOSS that does mostly what you want, and change it to fit perfectly into your needs. Advantajes are you pay the lowest price of the 3, you get software completely customized, if your people is competent enough you'll have very little code to maintain in house, you get most future updates, there are developers out of your company that understand the codebase. Disadvantajes are: it takes longer than option 2, but is still faster than option 1.

    7. Re:Welcome Brothers! by Anrego · · Score: 1

      Great in theory, and in some applications great in practice as well.. however FOSS is somewhat lacking in the business software category (probably because a lot of business-y apps are no fun to develop).

      Additionally there are a lot of niche markets, where there are maybe 200 users of a piece of software (each who pay a pretty hefty premium for said software) where FOSS alternatives don't exist due to lack of demand.

      Plus a lot of companies see using FOSS as a huge risk. It's one thing to be a small startup, read the GPL, and say "yeah, we can use this with no problems". It's another thing to be a large company and do the same. Been my experience that even if a team of lawyers signs off, most companies would rather whip out the cheque book and pay for something which comes with a "yes, you now own this" license than go with FOSS.

    8. Re:Welcome Brothers! by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      I suspect as this same thing happens with infrastructure, you will find the same. Most businesses use some external provider, and the “real IT” jobs are mainly at places providing infrastructure to others, or handling really unusual cases.

      It's typically cyclic following whoever is currently leading IT, especially at small firms. One guy comes in and says "I'll cut costs, we'll do it all in-house"; only the next guy comes along and says "I'll cut costs, we'll out-source it", and it goes round and round, meanwhile the organization is spending a ton of money switching back and forth and never really getting what they wanted in the first place.

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    9. Re:Welcome Brothers! by Jonner · · Score: 1

      You forgot Option 3, which is to choose an existing software package that's pretty close to your needs and hire people or pay consultants to customize and/or extend it so it fits better. That is often difficult or impossible if you choose a proprietary package, but quite practical if you choose a Free or Open Source one. If your developers participate in the project's community well, there's a pretty good chance others will help you maintain the changes rather than having to keep paying a team to do that indefinitely.

    10. Re:Welcome Brothers! by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

      Option 2 starts looking very good, with option 1 becoming more reserved for “weird” or original software that no one else has written. A depressing trend.

      I don't find it depressing at all. I realize that there are some people who really enjoy taking established ideas and making them "better", and that is legit, but I would rather work on something "weird" or original.

    11. Re:Welcome Brothers! by Some+Bitch · · Score: 1

      If you can't say "no" on technical grounds you are left arguing on business needs - not the IT mission in the minds of most managers.

      Most managers are wrong about that though, the business needs drive everything IT does so if you take business factors out of IT decision making you end up with the mess many companies are in. One of the biggest changes between ITILv2 and ITILv3 revolves around integrating IT into the business not having it as an independent factor, there's a reason for that.

    12. Re:Welcome Brothers! by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Well, that's stupid. Those arguments are made, but are stupid.

      "FOSS is somewhat lacking in the business software category (probably because a lot of business-y apps are no fun to develop)."

      They are lacking because companies don't organize. One company doesn't speak to another (even on an unrelated area) to start a common project (it wouldn't raise any legal concern if the project isn't for profit) and share the costs.

      "Additionally there are a lot of niche markets, where there are maybe 200 users of a piece of software (each who pay a pretty hefty premium for said software) where FOSS alternatives don't exist due to lack of demand."

      Heh, see the above paragraph. You assume a strong demand, and them argue that there is lack of demand...

      "Plus a lot of companies see using FOSS as a huge risk."

      Oh yeah. There are not only stupid CEOs, there are also stupid lawyers. While they say that FOSS is a huge risk they overlook all the EULAs where the company is agreeing to be open for an external audit at any time, that all the company's data can be accessed by a third party, that the rights of use given to the company can change at any time, and it may have to aquire new licenses just to keep using the software they already brought at the discretion of a third party.

    13. Re:Welcome Brothers! by Anrego · · Score: 1

      They are lacking because companies don't organize. One company doesn't speak to another (even on an unrelated area) to start a common project (it wouldn't raise any legal concern if the project isn't for profit) and share the costs.

      Most companies compete with each other. Yes, I'd love to see a group of companies get together and say "hey, we all need a decent software package, why don't we work together for a common goal and make it happen!" .. but I think I'll see everyone in the middle east holding hands and dancing around in a big circle before that ever happens.

      While they say that FOSS is a huge risk they overlook all the EULAs where the company is agreeing to be open for an external audit at any time, that all the company's data can be accessed by a third party, that the rights of use given to the company can change at any time, and it may have to aquire new licenses just to keep using the software they already brought at the discretion of a third party.

      As a consumer off the street going into a store and buying Microsoft word.. yes. But as I said in my post, when you operate at that level, by all means go with open source. When you are spending real money on specialized software though, you generally have a lot more say in the contract. As for being stupid, again, when you are a small start up the stakes are a lot different than when you have millions in assets for someone to go after. The Cisco thing put the fear of god into large companies.. and you frequently hear about "company x accused of GPL violation". In the eyes of many suits, it's better to go with something that you know comes with no risk (license clearly states we own it, can do anything we want with it) than to even bother looking at something with a GPL like license. Much as I love open source, I actually don't blame large organizations for this.

    14. Re:Welcome Brothers! by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      "Yes, I'd love to see a group of companies get together and say "hey, we all need a decent software package, why don't we work together for a common goal and make it happen!"

      That's the Apache foundation. But it doesn't happen often. Also, most companies don't compete between themselves, the only ones cometing are those that sell similar products.

      "In the eyes of many suits, it's better to go with something that you know comes with no risk (license clearly states we own it, can do anything we want with it)..."

      And where really have you ever said a proprietary software that license said that? Nearly all of them say that "you may buy, but we'll sue you later for using, because you missed some fine print", most of them don't let you use it as you wish (imposing extremely complex arguments, that will keep your personal occupied just trying to fullfil), and none of them say the selling company will assume any kind of risk created by the software. Where consumer laws are strong, the most a software company will give you is the smalest permited guarantee time, a refund only up to the amount you paid (during the guarantee time) and no situation at all when you can claim the refound.

      The only license that states "you own it, do anything you wish" is BSD, altough the FSF guidelines are quite close to that.

  8. God, I can sympathize by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seriously, I would rather pull my own teeth than deal with my last company's IT people. Getting anything done through them was a nightmare. "Customer service" wasn't even a concept on their radar. "No" was the only word in their vocabulary. They had perfected a variation on "security through obscurity," which could best be characterized as "security through inaction." By not allowing anyone or anything on the system, they kept it secure. Here was a typical exchange:

    Me: We've got a new program that's going to make the company a lot of money
    Them: We can't do anything to help you. And if you try and go around us, we'll try to stop you.
    Me: I just want to put up a simple html webpage with information on it.
    Them: Can't do it. It's a security risk.

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    1. Re:God, I can sympathize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow...that's probably the worst example I've ever seen.

    2. Re:God, I can sympathize by ZenDragon · · Score: 2

      Its interesting to see the point of view from the other side of the fence. My experience has been exactly the opposite. Management quite often will make promises that their infrastructure cant deliver on. When IT says " we cant do it," its usually because management tends to be focused on nothing but their bottom line and refuses to invest in proper infrastructure. That is where the politics comes into play, IT generally could care less about the politics, we just want to get the job done with proper resources without having to bend over backwards and take one in the a** because some technophobe cfo doesnt want to sacrifice some numbers on his balance sheet. When will people realize that they need to work with IT and not against IT? Try it; you will find that things get done much more efficiently. Look at google, facebook, etc.

    3. Re:God, I can sympathize by delcielo · · Score: 1

      For what it's worth, I often see this scenario from the opposite perspective:

      Them: We've got a new program that we chose on our own and requires customization and a lot of changes to our default security policies.
      Me: It's not that easy, we have regulatory compliance issues to sort out, and the security policies are in place for a reason. You should have consulted us before you spent the money.
      Them: I just want to do what I want to do, and you need to help me because I make money and you don't.
      Me: That's exactly why we've ended up with all of these regulatory compliance issues, people just doing what they want. I wish it were different, too. I could be a lot more effective.
      Them: I don't care about you. My wants are the only thing that matter.

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    4. Re:God, I can sympathize by elrous0 · · Score: 2

      Oh man, you have no idea. Our CEO ultimately fired almost the entire IT department in the end (and it was a beautiful day indeed). It was so bad that the first thing any manager told a new employee was "DO NOT EVER call the IT help desk." Seriously, if you called the IT help desk and asked for anything (or, even worse, dared to complain about something), they would run an "security audit" on your department and basically leave you without computers for at least a day or two. They were that bad. My first week on the job, they threatened to permanently ban me from the network because I missed a one-hour mandatory IT orientation class (and I only missed it because of an emergency that the CEO himself had ordered me to prioritize). I had to get the fucking CEO to call them and *order* them to put me back on the network.

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    5. Re:God, I can sympathize by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

      Can't do it. It's a security risk.

      Well, they're right, of course. Doing anything in business requires risk/reward trade-offs. But the leaf-node IT guy shouldn't be making those business calls - he surely doesn't get compensated well enough to take on the opportunity risk costs himself, and probably lacks the wisdom to make them correctly.

      IT should hand you an invoice to do it right, and your business people can decide if it's worthwhile.

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    6. Re:God, I can sympathize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so your program to make a lot of money was an html page?

    7. Re:God, I can sympathize by cptdondo · · Score: 1

      Hehe. The last place I worked was the same way. I needed a webcam to monitor a remote construction site. I put together a request for an obsolete machine and an ipcam; the plan was to run motion on the machine and have a simple web interface on it. Having motion on it would allow the webcam to only record when there was activity, and would give me about 12FPS. All I needed was an internet connection with a static IP. There was no connection whatsoever to the company's network. Total cost was about $500.

      This was rejected by IT with "That's not how we do enterprise".

      It took 3 months to get IT's solution up and running. By then it morphed into an ipcam connected to a dedicated server onsite running VPN tunneling back into the main server room to another dedicated server, which provided me the amazing frame rate of 1 frame every 2 minutes - and no motion detection. The total cost, not including IT time, was about $5K billed to my project.

      I could go on and on - but basically the IT department was all about "enterprise", which in their book meant each and every piece of software needed a dedicated server and a hefty alotment of manhours. Customer service and being cost-effective was not a part of their lexicon; saying "no" was only second to "give us more money".

    8. Re:God, I can sympathize by InsertWittyNameHere · · Score: 2

      To me it sounds like you don't have authority in the company to push these changes. I'm an IT manager and when these kinds of requests come in they have to be approved by a CXO, VP, or some other senior executive, that is the decision maker for that area of the company. Otherwise how do I know that this new program or this new website is in line with the company's goals and direction? You should take your case higher up and get the right people to support your project/request. Also, sometimes the person requesting something is trying to solve a problem but they're requesting the wrong tool for the job or they're overlooking an existing tool. Here are a few examples:

      I got a request a couple weeks ago from a VP to change our AV gateway servers from Trend Micro to Norton. And I said no. Reason #1 - IT decides what AV to use, that's why you pay them to make these kinds of decisions. Reason #2 - changing the AV software on all of our gateways would cost money for licenses and time deployment so we can't just change it willy nilly.

      I got a request from a manager for Blackberrys for all of his staff. I said no because corporate policy doesn't allow that. The people who run the company decided that it's a waste of money to give each employee a Blackberry. It's not even my decision.

      I got a request from a manager wanting Photoshop for all of her staff. I said no because our business has absolutely nothing to do with creating graphics or touching up pictures. I asked her what problem she's trying to solve and she said they need to resize pictures sometimes. All of our computers have Paint.NET installed so I just sent someone for their local helpdesk to round them up in a boardroom and give a quick demo of using Paint.NET to accomplish what they needed. Everybody wins.

    9. Re:God, I can sympathize by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Not as in "computer program," as in "New company program that I need to put up some basic informational pages about." Even a simple task like that was a nightmare. More than once they tried to claim that I needed to have my html pages vetted by an outside security consultant before they could be posted to the company website. We're talking basic html pages.

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    10. Re:God, I can sympathize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahaha. Too true, too true. Happened to me more times than I can count. The funny thing about my experience is that though they refused, they said that they'd run my project if I transferred from my department into theirs. Crazy shit I know.

    11. Re:God, I can sympathize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But web pages ARE a security risks. Part of the problem is that when your niffty program gets exploited (if it wasn't a trojan outright) THEY get the blame. Control and responsibility should go together.

    12. Re:God, I can sympathize by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Me: I need to do this in order to do my job.
      Them: Sorry we can't let you do that.
      Me: Give me an alternative method to do that then.
      Them: ...

      The other is not doing anything by cost/time.

      Manager: I wish to create this application.
      Them: It will cost 5 million dollars and take 5 years to complete.
      Manager: Forget about it.

      Though this is often times complicated by some just saying they can do the same thing for 50,000 and 6 months.

    13. Re:God, I can sympathize by ImprovOmega · · Score: 2

      What you neglect to consider is that a secure VPN tunnel back to the main office with NO DIRECT CONNECTION TO THE PUBLIC INTERNET is the correct way to do security monitoring solutions. Your internet connection with a static IP is begging for hacks, man in the middle attacks, compromising the server and replaying the same loop of video over and over, anything.

      The performance may be turds, and they definitely should address that, but dear God, leave network security to the experts.

    14. Re:God, I can sympathize by cptdondo · · Score: 1

      This was not a security monitoring solution; this was a "let's see what's going on" sort of thing, to be used for PR and such and to see if I needed to go out there and see if anything interesting was going on. No different than, say, a traffic cam. If it got compromised, it would be wiped and started over. The whole point of my solution was to have no connection at all with the main network and thus no risk to the main network since we didn't have physical security at the remote location. Having a server with a VPN endpoint at a location that you don't control was a far greater risk than having a public facing IP cam.

    15. Re:God, I can sympathize by zildgulf · · Score: 1

      I am MORDAC! The preventer of Information Services! What other feeble IT requests do you have that I can deny you today?

    16. Re:God, I can sympathize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you obviously weren't around when Code Red was... glad I was running Apache then!

    17. Re:God, I can sympathize by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      That's why we hosted public webpages on an outside server, off the network.

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    18. Re:God, I can sympathize by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      True story from this last month.

      We send them a file. They can't open it. 7Zip would be able to open it (since it can pretty much open every compressed format unlike the built in Windows unzip which is great with Windows Zipped files.) (BTW we didn't zip it, but we confirmed 7zip could open it.)

      Their IT staff says "NO" to installing 7Zip on any of their computers. The deadline was for 2 days later. They faced 1 of 2 options:

      We unzip it, put it on a couple DVDs and overnight FedEx it for $30.

      They download it off of our FTP for 12 hours on their slow connection and have almost no time to verify it the next day.

      I guess a couple hours later they finally bribed someone in IT or performed sexual favors or God knows what but IT relented and they got 7Zip installed.

      5 minute problem: 2 hours-12 hour solution bracket. So when people hear that they could use their normal computers but some sort of cloud solution through a browser they get very excited.

    19. Re:God, I can sympathize by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      By the way this story probably went down this way for 1 reason: IT would lose resources to something that "wasn't their problem".

      The cost to IT for installing 7zip was $0.
      The potential cost to IT for a random program >$1.

      Not to mention the non-zero time of logging in and installing an app and then maybe uninstalling it if they were really worried.

      So from IT's perspective the incentives are to do nothing. From the department's perspective they spent 2 hours trying to find a work around. We spent an hour trying to find a workaround. All told the cost of this one problem was >$200 but it cost IT nothing.

      IT should be a service within the company. If you need something installed--charge by the hour. Then the incentive is to assist instead of saying NO.

    20. Re:God, I can sympathize by jon3k · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately I wouldn't be allowed to give you access to my network until you went through orientation either. Orientation includes agreeing to the "Acceptable Use Policy" and going through the HIPAA security training and we don't give out accounts until after you sign off on all that stuff.

  9. "don't want to deal with their own IT dept." by Stavr0 · · Score: 1

    They then have to deal with someone else's IT department.

    A customer/provider relationship is very different than supervisor/employee our interdepartmental one. The provider can choose to stop taking the customer's money and tell him to go away. Sure the customer can sue but in the meantime, he's got NO SERVICE.

    1. Re:"don't want to deal with their own IT dept." by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      They then have to deal with someone else's IT department.

      Yes, and those people at Amazon, Google, Rackspace, etc are usually much more amenable to listening to the people they are providing service and are much more of a pleasure to work with then the typical internal IT monkey.

    2. Re:"don't want to deal with their own IT dept." by JustSomeProgrammer · · Score: 1

      But normally the provider wants your money and only takes away service for extreme abuses.

    3. Re:"don't want to deal with their own IT dept." by ZenDragon · · Score: 1

      Interesting point actually. I used to work for a company that doled out IT work with payments. Each month a department would earn points to spend on IT. Now obviously certain production support items were free, but any enhancements, additions, or non-critical requests would pull out of their bin. Left overs would roll over, or could essentially be redeemed for company sponsored team building events and such. Conversely IT would earn points based on their "customer satisfaction" scores, which would translate into things like extra bonuses, vacation days, or just free lunches. Technically our "employees" were actually our clients employees as we basically were just an outsourcer for infrastructural needs such as call centers, order processing, support, hosting, etc. But I think a lot of other companies could benefit from that sort of agreement with their employees. That way everybody benefits from cooperation, I actually had a lot of fun working for that company we had stuff going on almost weekly!

    4. Re:"don't want to deal with their own IT dept." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that better than never had the service in the first place, because of IT obstructionism?

    5. Re:"don't want to deal with their own IT dept." by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      You do realize don't you that you are still dealing with the same people?

      You've just changed where they happen to be sitting and who signs their paychecks.

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    6. Re:"don't want to deal with their own IT dept." by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      That and the fact that these third party companies realize that they will stop getting your business if they don't provide quality services. Internal IT monkeys fail to realize this until they are fired after years of headaches.

    7. Re:"don't want to deal with their own IT dept." by HappyPsycho · · Score: 1

      Even if you are a Fortune 500 company, if you become a burden do you really think Google is going to give a damn?

      Almost by definition cloud companies have to reach large scales to become profitable, so even the largest of their customers appears minuscule in comparison to the whole.

      Cloud providers are applying what those MIT students learnt about blackjack, the law of large numbers.

  10. Unreliable and pricey? by OpenYourEyes · · Score: 1

    Newsflash. In-house IT departments can be unreliable and pricey too.

    1. Re:Unreliable and pricey? by kwerle · · Score: 1

      Newsflash. In-house IT departments can be unreliable and pricey too.

      No kidding.

      Cloud services can be unreliable and pricey

      Citation needed

    2. Re:Unreliable and pricey? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Newsflash the state of your IT department is a reflection of the state of your company.

  11. Answer Cloudy by ShakaUVM · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Different reasons for different sized businesses.

    I moved my small corporation to "the cloud" because even though there have been outages (thoug not for us) in the cloud, it's still far more reliable than running a linux box in a neighborhood where PG&E apparently trips over their own power cords every month, and a UPS only buys the incompetents a short window to get it back up.

    And it's cheaper and more reliable than colocing.

    Has nothing to do with "hating IT" in our case. Hell, I am the IT guy in addition to all my other hats. Small businesses are like that.

    1. Re:Answer Cloudy by Cytotoxic · · Score: 2

      This is the same analysis I have done. We also have very poor power reliability. So our main data center has a diesel backup the size of a tractor-trailer and a week of fuel available, plus contracts with supply companies for fuel deliveries in the event of an emergency. That ain't cheap. We have redundant data centers and mirrored servers in separate states. Also not cheap.

      I've been talking with major colo providers about hosting our ~150 virtual machine servers and our virtual desktops. Unfortunately, they are way more expensive than our expensive in-house setup. We are of a size that we can provide our own redundancy cheaper than hosting providers are willing to do at this time. But I fully anticipate that changing over the next few years. And I'd do it even if the costs were only slightly higher. Having the superior infrastructure and staffing of a Terramark running your server farm definitely provides some peace of mind that is worth a few bucks.

      I would expect that very few companies will house their data infrastructure in-house in 10 years time. This includes telephony as well, which is rapidly moving to voip only. The advantage of having all of your infrastructure hosted and connecting via high-speed redundant data connections is immense. If you've ever moved an office, or had a disaster recovery situation that forced you out of a facility for an extended period, then the advantages are obvious. If you can get a data drop in place, you can move in tomorrow.

      During the startup phase our company was doubling in size roughly every 6 months. We moved to new facilities 6 times in 8 years. How much easier would my life have been if the data center could have stayed in one place while the company moved around? The infrastructure didn't exist to allow that a decade ago. It does now.

    2. Re:Answer Cloudy by Aceticon · · Score: 1

      Are you talking about renting VPSs or are you actually doing things like using web-based applications (SaaS) or deploying your own applications in a Cloud environment (IaaS)?

      Using VPSs is not really Cloud computing since you still get discrete machines (though of the virtual kind) for which you have root access and which you need to manage yourself.

      I expect that for a small company, renting out a couple of virtual machines in a hosting company to run your server apps is a lot easier and cheaper that having your own "iron" in-house (and since they're VMs, you can easilly move to another hosting company if needed), though I'm curious about also replacing desktop applications (or whole application silos, like CRM) with web-based options.

    3. Re:Answer Cloudy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Same goes for me (IT Manager).

      When I arrived at my current company the prior IT department was very much like what is described in the article. It was made very clear that IT is a service organization and that customer service is a top priority for us. It is our job to listen to the needs of our organization and help find solutions that work for them, even if it means we outsource it. It was our job to guide the business users to the right decision, not to resist them and try to force them to our will.

      Most looked on in stunned silence. The few that did not are still with the company after the 2009 layoffs. However, the perception of IT has changed drastically in that time, very much for the positive. We are very much viewed as part of the team instead of the "geeks in the corner." People are not afraid of talking to us because they're afraid of us, but they sympathize that we have a lot on our plate and don't want to disturb us with their "small issues." I'd rather have the latter than the former.

    4. Re:Answer Cloudy by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      What have we moved to?

      VPSs: yes, which makes a lot more sense than running our own physical server, for a lot of reasons.

      SaaS: yes, we've moved to google docs in our corporation, since we're mostly in different physical locations, and document version tracking over email is a mess when you have multiple authors and editors.

      IaaS: since our products as such run on a LAMP stack, we can spin up more capacity by adding to the VPS. It's highly unlikely that we'll get the exponential growth requiring more heroic measures. (We have a limited customer base.)

      We also use other technologies, like VNC, which lets me (the IT guy slash CEO) connect to the other people in the corporation working remotely, when they ask for help.

      I run automatic remote backups on all of our work machines, and have been looking to move to a virtualized environment (that will also be automatically backed up) so the inevitable hardware failures can be mitigated somewhat.

      It works pretty well, honestly. Now that everything is set up, my only IT related tasks just involves reminding people to use google docs instead of Word.

    5. Re:Answer Cloudy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "it's still far more reliable than running a linux box in a neighborhood where PG&E apparently trips over their own power cords every month, and a UPS only buys the incompetents a short window to get it back up." ...and somebody modded this interesting... either people don't actually understand what they read, or they're like that 'IT guy' :-/

    6. Re:Answer Cloudy by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      If you're having trouble understanding what I wrote, there is a snark translator available on the internet.

  12. I think we've identified the process loophole. by idontgno · · Score: 3, Funny

    Getting a big project started is often such a politically fraught process that for many managers it's easier to simply write a check.

    There is no way the services provisioning and supply chain processes should allow line managers to sidestep corporate IT by merely writing a check. IT is failing in its critical mission to become the unavoidable middle man--the bill you have to pay--by not exercising its oversight over all purchasing decisions. It's the only way: every expenditure must have an IT sign-off to so that a grown-up can make sure IT isn't being left out, and attempting to acquire computing, storage, or communications facilities from anyone except IT must be an immediate termination offense.

    Of course, IT must also make sure its firewalls and content protection systems keep the company's machines safely away from these rogue service providers unless the appropriate genuflections, prayers, and offerings are made to IT. An unsanctioned cloud provider contract is useless if the network won't let your systems connect to the service demarcation of the profider.

    (Am I serious? Am I kidding? Am I both?)

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    1. Re:I think we've identified the process loophole. by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      The thing is, I work at a company where my department was created after senior management decided to out source computer support (to a company that has a presence on site). We support about 5% of the PCs in the company. That 5% are the ones being used for the projects that directly impact the company's future bottom line. The departments we support contribute to our budget for supplying and replacing PCs. Yet, we spend a significant amount of time working with PCs that these departments bought directly from the vendors (at significantly greater cost to the department and significantly greater effort to get working with our network).

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    2. Re:I think we've identified the process loophole. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's the only way: every expenditure must have an IT sign-off to so that a grown-up can make sure IT isn't being left out, and attempting to acquire computing, storage, or communications facilities from anyone except IT must be an immediate termination offense.

      If the VP of marketing has more clout than the VP of IT, then his people get to do whatever they want, and IT has to clean up the messes.

      *Hint: Revenue generating departments *always* have more clout than cost centers. Even if the IT guy can save $1,000,000, his idea will be backburnered for the guy who can make $1,000,000

    3. Re:I think we've identified the process loophole. by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Both.

      In an ideal world, IT should be consulted while shopping around for hosted services, because they are still the ones who will get called when things go sideways. It can be as simple as "Hey Bill, I'm trying to do XYZ. Do you think XYZcloud.com is a valid option ?" and I'll take a few minutes to look them up, scout for reviews, maybe even call them up to gauge their smarts. At the same time, if I think you're jumping through unnecessary hoops, I might propose a simpler solution.

      Most IT problems boil down to poor communication, not money. You can adjust to a small budget, you can't adjust to mismanaged expectations.

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    4. Re:I think we've identified the process loophole. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you seriously kidding?

  13. . . . we came in. by ccandreva · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This reads like an article from circa 1980, just replace "Cloud" with "Personal Computer".

    People didn't want to wait for access to the mainframe, they went to Radio Shack and bought a TRS-80, or whatever local store you had and picked up an Apple, CBM, random CP/M machine, etc.

    Then more PCs showed up, they needed to share data, IT installed a network ...

    Isn't this where . . .

    1. Re:. . . we came in. by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Isn't this where . . .

      This is where we all run out and bought thumbdrives so that when we share files we aren't limited by the retarded 10mb email limit, we don't have to wait for the network if it is slow, and we don't have to pre-arrange a network share where we all have read/write permissions.

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    2. Re:. . . we came in. by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Oddly a cloud is the new mainframe, a centralized system managed where client's web browser is the dumb terminal. Everything is managed so you can focus on your business goals and not I.T.

      If anything I think the cycle is returning to the early 1980s. I think mainframes were not that bad actually for big companies with thousands of workers. Things are about to get interesting, but I see the trend is in reverse.

      Also in the late 1980s was a popular business philosphy that I.T. were just cost centers and technology was simply commodities. Go cheap! Sound familiar? After the 1987 crash and the introduction of file servers and Windows the trend reversed. To me time is going backwards with this.

    3. Re:. . . we came in. by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Almost all cloud-services are actually mainframe-services with a new name and less security. So read the same articles again and replace "mainframe" with cloud, and "personal computer" with internal IT.

    4. Re:. . . we came in. by ImprovOmega · · Score: 2

      Yes, because everyone absolutely *must* be able to e-mail the latest 200mb "kitties playing with yarn" video to all 1000 of their closest internal friends. Because repeated stupidity like that *never* made an e-mail system choke on its own entrails. No, let's remove the "retarded" 10mb email limit that's keeping YOUR FREAKING EMAIL FLOWING just because you're inconvenienced once a month. Good plan.

    5. Re:. . . we came in. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait until everyone is locked in and the Cloud providers arbitrarily start raising prices. It will reverse all over again.

    6. Re:. . . we came in. by inKubus · · Score: 1

      Yes, and it should swing back gradually once the capabilties of 64 bit addressing and terabytes of RAM far outstrip advances in networking. Especially in America, where WAN is so expensive and so slow.

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    7. Re:. . . we came in. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I have to wonder how much email could be replaced by IM

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    8. Re:. . . we came in. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe expansions and consolidations are just a natural part of evolution. This concept seems to be true no matter how you scale it. IT, chip fabs, corporations, maybe even countries?

    9. Re:. . . we came in. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      It is ironic. The minicomputer was supposed to liberate departments from the tyranny of the mainframe priesthood. Then IT grabbed control of the minis, and then the PC was supposed to liberate workers from the priesthood, but the PC was captured also. Then the smart phone...

    10. Re:. . . we came in. by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      You seem smart... Why hasn't anyone devised an email system that let's me send internal emails that are very very large? It could do something like put the big file on a public (internal) FTP with a secret key password or something, and sub references to the file with an FTP link. Instead, I get berated for sending kitten videos. Again, that attitude is why you see outsourcing.

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    11. Re:. . . we came in. by Geminii · · Score: 1

      How many of the old mainframe systems experienced viruses, security breaches, BSODs, spam, malware, a need for siteblocking, corporate hacking, contributions to identity theft, a complete lack of backups, or all the other events which plagued people who used PCs for business needs without understanding PCs?

      Likewise, while cloud computing does have its upsides, I'm betting we'll see a lot of businesses go pure cloud, only to experience horrible problems because they didn't understand the technical limitations and vulnerabilities inherent in what they were buying?

    12. Re:. . . we came in. by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      +1 Pink Floyd reference.

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    13. Re:. . . we came in. by crafty.munchkin · · Score: 1

      WAN expensive and slow in the USA? Try Australia. For a 100/10mbps WAN link in the CBD of a major city you're looking at a minimum of $4k a month from a low tier provider - versus Comcast's service for $369.95, or Verizon's 150/35mbps for $199.99. Granted, I can't comment as to those services throughput, reliability, SLAs or anything else but it's a fuckload cheaper than anything we can come close to getting here in Australia. We're getting a 20mbps SHDSL connection installed which is going to cost $900/month and with a bandwidth limit of 500gb. We can up that to 1TB/month for an extra $300. So, kindly, quit your bitching about America's expensive WAN solutions.

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  14. Not surprising by MikeRT · · Score: 1

    It got so bad in our office that our senior management paid money to build their own employee-managed network where management can set the IT policies. One of which is "developers and sys admins get admin rights on their own machines." The developers that I've seen who have to work on the corporate IT-managed network regularly curse whatever malevolent spirit controls our company at that level. We actually get work done.

    1. Re:Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I've seen (and I worked as one), most developers can barely turn a PC on in the morning. IT departments are right to assume that programmers are not competent sysadmins until they prove otherwise.

  15. Is really unreliable though? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Granted, I haven't really jumped on the bandwagon just yet.

    However, given that some cloud providers are using redundant NetApp (or something else) sans, and several hypervisors available to take over the instance if the one you are on fails.

    Unless you need a boatload of storage and computing capacity, I suppose for the same amount you pay for cloud service & a dedicated server /w raid, cloud service could be more reliable in practice.

    Thoughts?

    1. Re:Is really unreliable though? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose for the same amount you pay for cloud service & a dedicated server /w raid, cloud service could be more reliable in practice

      That depends on your definition of reliable. Secure? Accountable? No-downtime? Adaptable? In general, you lose accountability and adaptability when you move your data out of your own control. Security and uptime depend on the skills of your in-house people, but in general, for small companies those skills are not spectacularly high.

  16. Don't you just end up calling the Cloud dept? by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    you're just replacing one Dept. with another. I think it has to do more with cost. Cloud means the cheapest labor protected by the weakest laws. Plus Cloud means the blame can be placed outside the company.

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    1. Re:Don't you just end up calling the Cloud dept? by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      Whoops our entire corporate data has been stolen.
      Who is the blame? Sorry that was stolen from the cloud...
      Who gave the order to give our data to a foreign company?
      It is not so easy not to blame the person who was responsible for the cloud outsourcing.

    2. Re:Don't you just end up calling the Cloud dept? by Stewie241 · · Score: 1

      That's looking at it the wrong way though. Stuff written for the cloud is intended to be portable and easy to move. If you outsource your cloud stuff, then you are dealing with businesses that are competing. There is motivation for the cloud company to service your needs - i.e. you need more stuff done, you pay for more services. You don't have the same motivation with an internal IT department.

    3. Re:Don't you just end up calling the Cloud dept? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're just replacing one Dept. with another. I think it has to do more with cost. Cloud means the cheapest labor protected by the weakest laws. Plus Cloud means the blame can be placed outside the company.

      You cannot outsource accountability.

    4. Re:Don't you just end up calling the Cloud dept? by imric · · Score: 1

      "Stuff written for the cloud is intended to be portable and easy to move."

      BWAHAHAHA! Yeah FROM your datacenter TO the cloud vendor's. What, you think Microsoft is going to make it easy to move data they are hosting to Google?

      What IS that cloud around your head, anyway?

      "There is motivation for the cloud company to service your needs - i.e. you need more stuff done, you pay for more services. You don't have the same motivation with an internal IT department."

      What? You ARE high, aren't you? IT shops don't want to be paid more, be provided with more equipment and more capacity? We're GEEKS man! YOu obviously have no idea of what you are talking about, and are projecting.

      And of course being a little customer for a big provider, they will be more responsive, eh? Amazon will turn on a dime to get your business - until the ink dries on the contract. Managers that get played like you would be (or have been?) are MEAT and DRINK for bigger players.

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    5. Re:Don't you just end up calling the Cloud dept? by ajs · · Score: 1

      Whoops our entire corporate data has been stolen.
      Who is the blame? Sorry that was stolen from the cloud...
      Who gave the order to give our data to a foreign company?
      It is not so easy not to blame the person who was responsible for the cloud outsourcing.

      Doom! Doom, I tells ya!

      Truth is that there's no data in most companies that's not handled by external entities. Your medical data? Handed out to a dozen companies before you even get to see it (if you get to see it).

      Instead of running around yelling about risk, why not actually perform a solid risk assessment? Start by analyzing the risks your own IT department poses. Especially in companies where what IT does has little to do with their core competency, it's usually a safe bet that they haven't managed to hire the best and the brightest (it's just not in their toolbox to select the right folks), so that risk is probably going to be key.

    6. Re:Don't you just end up calling the Cloud dept? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How's about the motivation to keep your job? It's really easy to see whether an employee is working up to the levels that you want them to. In this economy I can't think of an easier way to cut costs then by getting rid of the low hanging fruit.

      It's funny at how different it is from the outside of IT versus what IT thinks. But some of the posters saying that IT only serves to say NO doesn't have a good IT department. Most of the ideas that come up are stupid ideas from outside of IT, but the ones that are GOOD and have SOUND REASONING should be investigated. The sad part is that all you people are complaining about IT always saying "NO" but the same happens the other way. If someone in IT comes up with a good idea to cut costs or to work more efficiently, maybe by changing a policy here or there, it almost always shot down immediately by a CFO or similar. So there are two sides to the same coin. It's called cost cutting...

    7. Re:Don't you just end up calling the Cloud dept? by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      The risk is always relative but, given the past cloud data can end up in the long run by the lowest bidder. I have seen enough situations where a contractor hired a subcontractor cheaper who again hired another subcontractor.
      I once was one of those lowest bidders myself and ended up being assigned internally into a customer from one big corporation (one of the biggest)
      Who tells you that some of the cloud data does not end up in pakistan or china maintained by underpaid workers giving a rats ass about security.
      Also have in mind I am relatively unbiased in this, because I also can earn money with the cloud in fact I probably will earn the next few years very likely money with cloud adjustments. What we have here from a technical point of view is just a move from a webhosting environment to an application server based cluster environment hosted elsewhere. So basically you give away infrastructure control (before you had a dedicated vm where you could do whatever you want but also with the risk of imposing security holes on your own) to one which basically ties you into an app server infrastructure with no control whatever except that you can deploy apps there and get some services you can use. But have in mind you are at the merits of the cloud provider. I will give an example, the google system. It runs a heavily modified stone old jetty some of their own db stuff and on top of that their own admin tools. Starting to use that ties you heavily into google, you will have a hard time to move away even if you use heavily standard apis because on some corners they arent there (mainly for the db part). Add to that that the jetty version they used (when I last had a look at it) was stone old and had lots of bugs carried over and never fixed by google, which does not look to well for security. So my trust is in this area somehow limited to have a trust that google handles security really way better than a good in house team. Also the vendor tie in is as strong or even stronger than most app server solutions.

      Sorry to be so harsh, but I have seen so many buzzword scenarios all run through following phases
      Someone brings them out promotes it
      Magazines especially dumbass CIO mags run endless articles as being the holy grail
      Dumbass CIOs start to use them unquestioned and burn developers on such solutions while intelligent ones are wary
      Lots of manhours burned with projects which fail or impose security risks
      Some projects succeed who use that stuff in a sane manner
      In the end the buzzword wears off and people will integrate the services as such in their stack of solutions and they are used in a sane and mild manner and are used also as such.

      Dont true? Here are some buzzwords
      Applets, Corba, App Servers in C++, Three Tier Architecture, Webservices, SOA, EJB....
      They all followed this swine cycle.

      With the cloud we are in the second phase dumbass Cio meets dumbass magazine.

  17. Not a good long-term move by PFactor · · Score: 1

    I work in the healthcare vertical. I've seen 2 major health systems attempt this form of outsourcing over the last few years. In both cases, the short-term cost savings were far outweighed over the long term by down times and a complete lack of true integration between the tech implementers and the business units (e.g. doctors and nurses).

    This is the exact opposite of the experience detailed in TFA.

    You think your IT is glacial? Try to get an IT org to move for you when they don't even work in the same company. Lawyers can sue to enforce the contract and all that, but by the time your case gets to court you've already lost your competitive advantage.

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  18. I was "all in" for a bit by weave · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was "all in" for a bit, was supporting the idea of moving an entire college's email system into one of these systems. We set up a pilot and due to a certain username transition going on with that company, it wiped out about 100 of our user's PERSONAL non-college data from the site because they had associated their college email address with the service in the past.

    We begged and pleaded for help. They said they were looking into it. No updates. No promise to make it right. About 2-3 weeks after that, the user's data started to be restored. But I've never felt so helpless during that period. There was nothing I could do. It's a free service, so there wasn't much recourse either.

    I have, or my staff have, in the past done some really stupid things that interrupted service or temporarily lost user data. But we were right on top of it, worked around the clock to fix it, and learned from the mistakes. It's a horrible feeling to lose a system but it's nothing compared to the hopeless feeling of losing user data in a system you have absolutely no control over.

    Needless to say, the pilot opened our eyes.

    1. Re:I was "all in" for a bit by mtrachtenberg · · Score: 0

      An entire college using a free service, and not getting instant customer service?

      Pay. Find out early how your vendor responds to problems. Walk if you're not satisfied.

      But this hardly sounds like an argument against cloud services. For the worst two years of my life, I worked for a completely inept IT department. It was of negative value to the larger organization, and I mean that literally. If you had simply fired the entire staff, the organization of 1,000 would have found some superior way to muddle through after a week or two of panic, and it would not have cost anywhere near what the IT budget had been.

    2. Re:I was "all in" for a bit by JohnnyBGod · · Score: 1

      I'd say you got what you paid for.

    3. Re:I was "all in" for a bit by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      Walking away is an option in the implementation phase, sure. If something doesn't work right, you can just pull back and do something else.

      The problem is when you get beyond implementation, and the vendor has your data by the naughty bits. You can't just "walk" without walking away from all your data. You think you have an SLA that allows you to walk away with your data? Take a look and see if it defines EXACTLY which format they export it in. Chances are, you've agreed to get a few TB of incomprehensible junk if you break contract.

    4. Re:I was "all in" for a bit by weave · · Score: 1

      True, as I told my boss, satisfaction guaranteed or double our money back.

      Microsoft and Google push these "free" services heavily to Universities. Many of them have went for it.

    5. Re:I was "all in" for a bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having your company use a "free" service over which you have no control is just naive at best, negligent at worst. The cloud can mean many things, from virtualized Linux servers on Amazon Web Services, all the way to the popular email system (which I think you are referring to, from the big G). There's no reason not to read the service agreement in advance. Many sites consuming data from cloud providers do their own due diligence to make sure their data is safe. Amazon for one lets you script centralized audit logging and backup images.

    6. Re:I was "all in" for a bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, I don't quite understand what you're trying to say. It opened your eyes to ... what? ... to the frustration a user feels?

      I admit that 2-3 weeks wait for partial restore only with no promises is terrible service and rightly should be avoided. However, you could also get a good provider that gives prompt assurance followed by equally prompt action. From your users' point of view, it doesn't matter whether IT is as much a victim as they are. That hopeless feeling, as you describe it, is what they always have.

      So, given that IT is not an end to itself, why would the lesson learned be anything other than, "Find a better provider?" Why is your pain different?

  19. True then, True now by RivenAleem · · Score: 2

    Below, in process flow format for non IT people. Businesses are afraid of Technology.

    Fear -> Anger -> Hate -> The Cloud

    1. Re:True then, True now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But The Cloud has cookies!

    2. Re:True then, True now by losttoy · · Score: 1

      Businesses aren't afraid of technology, they just want to use it and not get bogged down in details of how IT works. No business person should need to know how IT works. Just like you don't have to worry about how electricity gets delivered to you. You just use it.
      Today it's called the cloud, tomorrow they will find a new marketing name but the underlying theme is that in-house shops are on the death spiral. Long back, I read Sun's analogy of the situation with the airplane business. In-house shops are like every organization trying to build their own plane, own airports and own everything. "Cloud" or whatever you want to call it is a shared service. Users do not have to worry about how to build a build, how to fly or who is flying my plane. They just buy a ticket and fly. Similarly, business users do not want/have to know how technology works or pay to build a solution from scratch. They should be able to pay and use what they need. That has been the guiding principle of technology evolution from the days of mainframe.

    3. Re:True then, True now by imric · · Score: 1

      "Just like you don't have to worry about how electricity gets delivered to you. You just use it."

      The difference is, electricity has been around long enough that people using it know not to lick electrical sockets.

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  20. Hell, I'm in IT and I moved to the cloud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'm the director of one part of IT at my company and I got tired of hearing "We can't support that". I've been doing pretty much everything in the cloud for a couple of years: it's simply not worth the effort to fight about server type, allowed languages, DBs, scripts and the like when I can buy space on a hosting site for virtually nothing. (And no, there are no security issues with the stuff I'm moving)

    Even in the cloud though it's an issue: the biggest problems with the project moving over now is that there are security issues, and the workarounds I have to do to integrate our local systems with the cloud are annoying at best. We really need to move to some robust SSO solution- the collection of behind the firewall stuff we're doing now just isn't going to work much longer, but that's not my call.

  21. True, but not IT's Fault by MoldySpore · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Getting a big project started is often such a politically fraught process that for many managers it's easier to simply write a check.

    Yes, politics all too often come into play when trying to get a project off the ground and started, especially in IT. But it has more to do with the politicians and the manager than it does with the actual IT staff. And I am not sure how putting it in the cloud avoids the politics? Any project of significance has to be run up the flag pole in any IT situation.

    I am a network engineer for a county government that has it's hooks into state and federal level networks. Our political party is currently republican. So needless to say they hate all democrats. Any democratic IT idea or project that is started is immediately met with HUGE levels of opposition, while any ideas from their side is met with opposition from the democrats. There are also many cases where one party will get elected to the actual city government, while the county officials are from another party, which makes working together sometimes impossible.

    IT and networking department are usually the worker bees, taking orders from their manager and higher ups, who all report to politicians of some sort at some point in the creative process. Getting rid of IT departments isn't the answer. Get rid of the politicians!!! If we remove the politics from most things, they will run better and most likely take 1/2 the time, which will ultimately reduce the cost of projects in man hours alone.

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    1. Re:True, but not IT's Fault by Microlith · · Score: 1

      And I am not sure how putting it in the cloud avoids the politics? Any project of significance has to be run up the flag pole in any IT situation.

      Nonsense. If the system is broken enough then moving into "the cloud" avoids the politics by becoming a simple matter of getting a PO and setting up an account. You simply don't inform IT of the matter until after it's been purchased and migrated to. Someone might get a hair up their ass about it, but as I've found out, if it solves a problem and you can get your job done then chances are people will force the issue to be dropped.

    2. Re:True, but not IT's Fault by m0t1v4t3 · · Score: 1

      The thought is that putting IT in the cloud is less hassle for the politicians because IT departments are often seen as a culture of "NO" (kind of like Republicans, right?). In addition the project manager is more likely to have greater control over the outsourced entity than he is his own internal employees. No change managment, not as much paperwork, etc...just do what I say or you won't get paid. Can't do that to an employee as easily. It almost seems like this is more about power consolidation, and squeezing even more out of the bottom line. Last I checked the most efficient businesses use highly developed processes which rely entirely on IT and technology to function. A word to the C level; when your IT staff of one is waiting to speak to someone in India because your business critical app shit the bed maybe you'll rethink this cloud thing.

    3. Re:True, but not IT's Fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get rid of the politicians!!! If we remove the politics from most things, they will run better and most likely take 1/2 the time, which will ultimately reduce the cost of projects in man hours alone.

      The only way to get rid of the politics is to get rid of the people. I left the Pizza industry because the politics drove me nuts, I've never seen a situation with more than 1 person that wasn't driven by some form of politics. Learn to deal with it, its your only option.

    4. Re:True, but not IT's Fault by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

      Which I am sure isn't possible because most people have agendas. Even IT. My manager has a big blue M on his chest and it so colors his view that he can't see why switching databases and CPU architecture might be a bad idea.

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    5. Re:True, but not IT's Fault by MoldySpore · · Score: 1

      Ok, but what about things that have to be housed internally? Most of the projects and networks that I support can't be done "on the cloud". Can a new Wireless controller and Wireless N be done in "the cloud"? How about a new blade center that manages hundreds, if not thousands, of VM's for local initiatives and projects? Internal/Inside only servers and things that should NEVER be put out on the internet? How about sensitive data that CAN'T be put in the cloud like electronic voting results or the security systems for all the county buildings? How about public safety and police car connectivity to county assets or the servers that house special police and warrant information?

      Those above are all situations and projects, that I have been a part of or directly managed, that can't be done on the cloud, yet still had politics gumming up the works every step of the way. The cloud is great, but only to a certain point.

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      "I hope you know how very lucky you are to know me, because I am so incredibly incredible."

    6. Re:True, but not IT's Fault by Geminii · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, a lot of the money and influence which allows corporations and government departments to exist and operate at all in the first place comes from politicians of all stripe making deals and promises with each other.

      The only way you're going to get rid of politics and schmoozing is to get rid of the people who empty their wallets and brains when confronted by it. And given that this is most of the human population, you could have problems accomplishing it.

  22. Not Clever Enough by Grindalf · · Score: 0

    They just can't cut it can they! They won't learn when their designs are ransacked by clever cloud computing wiz kids either. Stupid people learn to protect their self image by dissociating from the facts. It's always someone else's fault that it went bankrupt. It's time to hire brains not excuse makers.

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  23. Are these guys joking??? by Aceticon · · Score: 1

    Let me see if I got this right: business managers are changing to Cloud SaaS infrastructures because their own IT departments don't give them new features fast enough?

    So they expect a 3rd party supplier will be faster???

    The word "Cloud" doesn't make it all magical, with faeries and pony's all over the place and quick response to changing requirements: if you start using software from a 3rd party supplier, Cloud or no Cloud, you better be a big enough customer that they're willing give you more than just the time of the day that your support contract entitles you to.

    If you're going to the Cloud for the fast infrastructure rollout bit, software will still need to be developed by your IT department and oh, by the way, your infrastucture bills just went up 2-fold, 'cause the cloud provider needs their profit (and now that you've spent $$$ in making software for their cloud, they have you by the balls), your network infrastructure just couldn't cope with 5x increase in traffic and you had to go to a higher level contract with your ISP since you now need a connection with five-nines availability, 'cause if it falls down all your employees will be twidling their thumbs.

    1. Re:Are these guys joking??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me see if I got this right: business managers are changing to Cloud SaaS infrastructures because their own IT departments don't give them new features fast enough?

      So they expect a 3rd party supplier will be faster???

      The word "Cloud" doesn't make it all magical, with faeries and pony's all over the place and quick response to changing requirements:

      Yes it does!

      if you start using software from a 3rd party supplier, Cloud or no Cloud, you better be a big enough customer that they're willing give you more than just the time of the day that your support contract entitles you to.

      My cloud company works great: HeadInCloudNine and its cheap

      If you're going to the Cloud for the fast infrastructure rollout bit, software will still need to be developed by your IT department and oh, by the way, your infrastucture bills just went up 2-fold, 'cause the cloud provider needs their profit (and now that you've spent $$$ in making software for their cloud, they have you by the balls), your network infrastructure just couldn't cope with 5x increase in traffic and you had to go to a higher level contract with your ISP since you now need a connection with five-nines availability, 'cause if it falls down all your employees will be twidling their thumbs.

      Those thumb twiddlers were not even necessary. Just let us take over that budget.

      Ok, now that you've been convinced, I'll go look at the next potential customer. You can grumble to our cancellation department if you are unhappy. ALL other questions will be responded with "Sir, or Maam, we can't say when it will be fixed, we didn't promise anything other than fairies, who I assure you are watching over your infrastructure as long as you keep our 'my little pony' totems (with our company's kick@$$ name in bold letters) all over the place, and is there anything else I can help you with?"
      Have a nice day

    2. Re:Are these guys joking??? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      You underestimate the cost savings from firing your I.T. department and getting rid of all your servers. You could save millions and use that for more T3 lines out. Yes, Saas probably could do things faster as it is there job and they have the employees to do just that.

    3. Re:Are these guys joking??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In some respects, they are many times faster. At my company it takes a month (yes, a full month) to provision a new virtual machine along with mountains of paperwork and meetings with the networking team, the server infrastructure team, the storage team, etc. Whereas I can cut to the chase and go to Rackspace and get a Windows Virtual Machine instantly created within 3 minutes for about $75 a month and I don't have any hassle from anybody. And if the Internet goes down even locally the employees will be twiddling their thumbs regardless if I'm in the cloud or not. To me that's a lot better than having to take somebody out for a round of golf and dinner just to get something done within 30 days.

    4. Re:Are these guys joking??? by Alan+Shutko · · Score: 1

      Let me see if I got this right: business managers are changing to Cloud SaaS infrastructures because their own IT departments don't give them new features fast enough?

      So they expect a 3rd party supplier will be faster???

      Often, the third party WILL be faster, depending on the request! The problem is that many IT departments have one-size-fits-all policies that work very well for high-volume, highly critical systems, but don't scale down to smaller requests.

      For example, if someone in our company wants a mostly static Web site with a form to collect feedback that will be used by 600 people a year, it has to follow exactly the same architecture and processes as our main transactional site with 50,000 users a day. It has to be written in Java, will probably be deployed to the same app servers as other applications (because we combine things for management), will need a 5-week release turnaround to fix a typo, etc. Those processes make sense for the big site, because you don't want to go down for 50k people a day, but are overkill for a small site.

      On the other hand, go out to a third party that does these small sites all the time, and they will be faster, because their systems and processes are all set up for things at that scale.

    5. Re:Are these guys joking??? by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      The word "Cloud" doesn't make it all magical, with faeries and pony's all over the place...

      No... it adds unicorns...

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    6. Re:Are these guys joking??? by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

      +1 for mentioning faeries and ponies. You would have gotten +100 if you mentioned OMG Ponies!

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    7. Re:Are these guys joking??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want a "mostly static" site, you are asking for a "dynamic, but wth no specified or document API".
      If you want IT to handle it, they need to know it. Will you pay for training and staff time to attend to learn whatever you want? No? Then you get a politely worded F off. The process isn't for the scale of the site, it's for the limited scope of knowledge that the IT budget can support on the staff. Not everyone want to learn tech you might want them to use on their own time. They learn what they want to know, and what the job requires. Want to pay me to take a course on Japanese language processing? Sure. Want me to study Farsi on my own time and dime? Hell no.

      Back to your example, if it is really just a simple thing you can handle on your own... go ahead and do so. Request a link on the official corporate site pointing to you $2/month Godaddy or whatever host. Be sure to leave your cell number on that link in case it is down for any reason so people know who to call - I'm pretty sure the corporate site webmaster doesn't want to hear about your site being down or needing "just a tweak" to get it to work right. IT won't have a problem with it. If you are collecting personal info that corporate mandates (which are not IT mandates) or legal regulation govern, then go ahead and risk your job and a lawsuit if you F it up.

      To me, it sounds like you just want IT to do what you ask so they can be blamed for anything you F up. If it was simple you could do it on your own, so clearly, it isn't that simple. Put your own money where your mouth is. If it's not worth $2 a month to you from your own pocket, why would any other department want that turd sandwich on their plate? IT costs more in their labor time for you to explain what you want than you are willing to pay for the actual implementation and associated OPEX.

  24. Hello... IT... by N0Man74 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Have you tried turning off the Cloud, and turning it back on again?

  25. The Disadvantage is Clear by earls · · Score: 1

    FEAR!!

    UNCERTAINITY!!

    DOUBT!!

  26. "I am so incredibly incredible" by hendrikboom · · Score: 1

    I don't believe it.

  27. God, not this again by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    Back in the late 90s, everyone was beefing up the server room with huge disk arrays, fat pipes, racks and cooling so all their remote locations could access "all the company's data" stored in one central location. It looked great on paper, but in practice, not so much. 8:15am every morning, the pipes would fil, Internet access was slow, VOIP got shitty, wifi would suck and remote offices would call the IT manager and report they could not access the file server.

    This went on for a number of years until the industry did a flip-flop to local file services; NAS, RAID, WAAS whatever could speed up productivity remotely. Things improved, but then the company was flying techs all over the country to fix stupid windows problems, or be on the phone for hours walking a remote user through a server reboot.

    Now, the industry is flip-flopping again. "Cloud" is just another word for centralized storage, except Amazon and Google are eating the IT departments lunch. Things will flip-flop again after a few outages cost a few companies some multi-million dollar contract. It would be nice if IT managers had the foresight to see this trend in the first place, but most of them don't.

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  28. Morons. thats' why. by unity100 · · Score: 1

    the 'cloud' belongs to another company, which is at the whim of its directors, and ultimately, shareholders.

    who knows what they will decide in the next 5 years ? who says a company which is linked with a competitor of yours wont buy the company in 5 years ?

    who says they wont just shut stuff on your face, like microsoft did to many, many partners and customers, in the next 5 years ?

    noone says any of these. because, most of you have not thought of these.

    its plain morondom. any manager that jeopardize the business by giving the lifeline of the company to an outside company, should be fired. then again that is a result which ends up coming into being because we have finance / managerial curriculum.

    1. Re:Morons. thats' why. by Skapare · · Score: 1

      Someone should be asking "How is this giving us a competitive edge when our competition is just using the same cloud?".

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  29. Short-sighted and thoughtless by erroneus · · Score: 2

    That pretty much describes the recent and current trends in business. When was the last time you heard "20 year plan" let alone "10 year plan" or even "5 year plan"? I used to hear that all the time as businesses made their strategies and plans with longevity and long term goals in mind. These days, you hear planning by the year and the quarter. Long term projects are killed because they cost short-term money with no immediate returns. If there is anything that kills progress, it is this.

    TL;DR? Business has gotten immature and impatient.

    1. Re:Short-sighted and thoughtless by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      TL;DR? Business has gotten immature and impatient.

      Your readers have too, so it seems. :-)

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    2. Re:Short-sighted and thoughtless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that if you invest a little in next year, you'll lose your competitive advantage now (because your competitors sure don't invest in next year) and chances are you (the company or the person) either won't be around to reap the benefits when the time comes, or you've fallen so far behind that the investment has become irrelevant.

    3. Re:Short-sighted and thoughtless by martyros · · Score: 1

      When was the last time you heard "20 year plan"

      What was the chance that any 20-year plan from 1991 would include the internet, or outsourcing to companies in India? Or that any 10-year plan from 2001 would include social networking on twitter and Facebook? Or that any 5-year plan from 2006 would include writing an app for the burgeoning smartphone market?

      Stuff is changing at a *much* faster rate than it used to. Some strategic principles and a direction are always good; but anything with enough details to call it a "plan" is just fantasy after 5 years, especially in the technology industry.

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    4. Re:Short-sighted and thoughtless by erroneus · · Score: 1

      This is partly because the notion of "investing in the company" is considered a bad investment. They want returns "now" because that has become the expected norm. Buyouts, sellouts, mergers, spinoffs -- it's all about the changes -- bears and bulls. To some large degree, business NEEDS to be flexible in order to survive in the changing world. But business still needs a good sturdy foundation and direction to go. We have long complained about "maintaining old business models" and "failure to adapt to change" and that's also a problem. There has to be some of each and there has to be less of this carnivorous drive that is currently what business everywhere seems to be engaged in.

      I have heard C level management types repeat things like "if you ain't growin' then you're dyin'" and measure their success in terms of percentage of growth. Those metrics fail to account for reality such as market saturation. And in order to work under those metrics, you have to discard reason in favor of maniacal hunger as your drive. As long as people are thinking this way, we can never expect anything but horrific change and instability. What would happen if a company were to achieve its goal of global domination in their market? Let's say wireless telecom were to be won by a single company. Their market is instantly saturated. They will need new ways to "grow" to remain "successful." They will be required to create new forms and sources of income. They will (and already are) creating fictitious items on bills, adding useless services as requirements and on and on. And what has Microsoft done with its monopoly as it needs to grow? Well, in 2007 they made a serious change in their volume licensing for Windows. Turns out the only volume licenses for Windows are all "upgrades" which means in order to use Windows under a volume license, you had to have already bought an OEM or Retail license for Windows. Now customers have to buy the license TWICE. This resulted in fantastical increased license revenue and no one seems to have noticed or cared.

      The things that go on are just incredible to me and it's all due to this "growth metric" of success. While competition remains, it's almost "good" but when competition disappears for whatever reason, it just means doom for everyone else because the drive that got them to the top never stops.

    5. Re:Short-sighted and thoughtless by erroneus · · Score: 1

      My answer to that is Google.

      If you don't know what I mean, then you haven't been paying attention. Google is all about new ideas and changing and adapting and seeing what's on the horizon and even guiding the markets there. But they also maintain their core business. And if for some reason, being a search engine stops being good business, you can bet they will put more energy in other things but they also will not kill their core business right away.

      Think of a tree. They survive on the stuff that comes from their leaves. But without a strong trunk and deep roots, they will not live long.

    6. Re:Short-sighted and thoughtless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Competitive advantage != short-term profits, but yes people are stupid anyway

    7. Re:Short-sighted and thoughtless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Any truly progressive projects at my last two companies have involved starting them as un-approved, semi-skunkworks projects. Once something was there to show the upper mgmt, they loved it and gave approval. But if it had gone through official channels it would have been knifed before birth. Companies are almost prohibited by their greedy CxO management and shareholders, who focus solely on 'meeting expecations', from thinking beyond a single quarter.

    8. Re:Short-sighted and thoughtless by RocketScientist · · Score: 1

      I think the IT groups are short sighted and impatient. The rest of the business is trying to get work done, IT staff is trying to implement and preserve policy, and said policy is generally geared towards protecting IT turf and keeping people from getting their work done and is so far from being aligned with the rest of the business strategy that it's pathetic. This is not a new problem.

      Why did the PC get popular? To circumvent delays in reporting from IT controlled mainframes, accounting departments bought PC's with Lotus 1-2-3 so they could produce their own reports and do analysis on financial information without a multi-month IT project.

      Why did SOAP get popular? To circumvent firewall restrictions on RPC. Getting a firewall rule put into place for different apps is really hard, not from a work perspective but from a process perspective. Dropping in a single web server and making it handle all the requests is a one-time thing and removes the power (and security management) from IT.

      Why are cloud services popular? Because IT is trying to keep everything so locked down that people have to use dropbox to get access to their data or share it outside the organization.

      All these technologies were huge risks and have, in the long term, created a lot of security and manageability problems for IT. And every problem that was created was created indirectly by IT by not giving people the tools they need to do their jobs. It's raised costs, it's raised vulnerability, and it's increased the IT workload because IT wasn't foresighted enough to realize that, hey, sometimes people do need to share big files with people outside the company, or sometimes people do need to send an attachment through email that's more than 10 MB.

      Most people in organizations aren't paid for being in compliance with IT policy. They're paid to get work done. Very few IT departments understand that.

    9. Re:Short-sighted and thoughtless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Businesses in the US used to provide something tangible; the new crop is all about parasitic activity (banking, finance, "virtual", etc). Those businesses have no real capital so there's not a natural timescale -- if you are actually making something there are timescales -- times to work out the prototype, times to figure out how to produce, time to tool up production, time to build a market presence. If you are a parasitic business, the timescales are almost infinitessimally smaller -- this means the business pieces are disposable. The disposable business parts are fake -- they are the ultimate exercise in marketing the ether. We have a world economy that burns non-renewable resources to keep the myth of wealth actually existing in the ether propped up. When you can summon ether into being by simply claiming it to be there (think credit-default-swap!) then volatility will be the norm. Once we all get tired of playing the "ether" game, crash the fake economy, eliminate the MBA's and then rebuild substantive businesses that do more than gamble on futures we'll be much better.

    10. Re:Short-sighted and thoughtless by ajs · · Score: 1

      That pretty much describes the recent and current trends in business. When was the last time you heard "20 year plan" let alone "10 year plan" or even "5 year plan"? I used to hear that all the time as businesses made their strategies and plans with longevity and long term goals in mind. These days, you hear planning by the year and the quarter. Long term projects are killed because they cost short-term money with no immediate returns. If there is anything that kills progress, it is this.

      TL;DR? Business has gotten immature and impatient.

      Oh really?

      What would a 20 year plan for IT have looked like 20 years ago when the ViolaWWW Hypermedia Browser and PGP had just been introduced?

      I know that anything I laid out would have to be course-corrected several dozen times between then and now, and would probably have slowed any company down when it came to being able to adapt swiftly and adopt relevant technologies.

      I don't think businesses have gotten immature. I think every business that couldn't adapt to radical and fundamental change in the technology landscape went out of business.

    11. Re:Short-sighted and thoughtless by erroneus · · Score: 1

      I get what you are saying and in many respects, I even support it. But people want to do stupid things all the damned time. Why to executives think they need to fill their hard drives with sensitive and/or proprietary data? (I know, because it's usually locked down... for good reason) And then when the laptop gets stolen it becomes an "IT issue" right?

      And believe me I know about IT making doing business a futile effort. I live it every day. But you have to acknowledge the other side too -- people do stupid and often extremely risky and even costly things with their computers and data.

      People live and die for convenience and instant access to everything. But with every "Sony Break-in" we keep hearing about how IT security is too lax. Can't have it both ways. There are bad guys out there trying to do bad things. And with every enablement in the name of convenience, we see more and more open up to the bad guys. Pushing this way and back again. If people other than IT people had the slightest notion of the potential and especially the historical problems associated with lax policy and especially ignoring policy, they would accept it in exactly the same way we accept the hassles of banking our money.

      After all, keeping your money safe isn't about convenience either. And all the things associated with convenience is a risk that people understand and appreciate. I guess what I am saying is that people should be required to appreciate the probabilities of what happens when convenience is more important than security.

    12. Re:Short-sighted and thoughtless by losttoy · · Score: 1

      Business hasn't gotten immature and impatient, the market has grown too dynamic for a business to make a 5-year plan and consequently, tell IT their exact needs for the next 5 years. Market conditions change so frequently and rapidly that businesses need technology solutions that can evolve with the market. If IT cannot keep up then it is doomed to disappear.

    13. Re:Short-sighted and thoughtless by erroneus · · Score: 1

      What makes you think you can't do both? By that I mean to have a good solid plan but also remain flexible and adaptable? The way you make it sound, every time a new buzzword is generated, the entire business has to retool to adopt it. That's nonsense. And of course, businesses that behave this way (and I know there are) do not last long or survive well.

      People and business have learned a little since the [craze] days of Windows9X. Everyone mindlessly upgrading to the next thing until Windows ME convinced them that they shouldn't. People were cautious with WinXP but after testing, accepted it... Vista was a flop -- it was tested and rejected and that was a major sign to the industry that the crazy upgrade days were over. Now people are thinking about upgrading before doing it. Unfortunately, that thinking doesn't apply to everything yet. What's more, certain "bad ideas" still survive when it comes to business mentality. Go back and read what I wrote before for more on that.

      People might hate IT so much that they are willing to give up control of their primary business assets, tools and functionality to someone else, but just wait for it -- the nightmares and horror stories haven't all started flooding in yet -- they will... they will.

    14. Re:Short-sighted and thoughtless by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I happen to agree with blocking RPC. I remember the days of Windows XP SP 1 and SP 2, where if you did not have a hardware firewall you could be infected by doing a WinXP installation before the installation EVEN COMPLETES. Oh you need to disable your firewall to install SP 2? 25 seconds later BAM ... infected.

      I agree with pc's replacing mainframes. A single cpu with the power of a 286/386 can not handle 1,000 workers doing financial analysis, inventory management, word processing, and database on the big mainframe. Hell, we are just now being able to do that with 32 cpu systems with 32 GBs of ram.

      Restrictions and lockdowns save money. People can do most of their jobs and clouds are really nice as the service provider does the bulk.

      It is not short sightedness, but a reality of problems that exist with technology on a large scale. If pcs were not locked down, RPCs getting pwned, and mainframes bogged down everyone, then money would go up very fast as productivity goes down.

      I think clouds are good for business, but for us personally in I.T. and it is a conflict of interest. I do feel that pcs are turning into dumb terminals all over again as these clouds and servers are the new mainframes, but with cool graphics and now with social websites.

    15. Re:Short-sighted and thoughtless by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      The answer to this is let someone else manage long term decisions where the stock brokers wont punish them brutally. A cloud takes care of long term planing for you. Yes, we all hate losing our jobs and it is a threat no doubt, but that is one of the benefits. A company no longer has to even worry about technology. Just log in and do their work and the cloud will upgrade automatically as long as you pay the monthly fee.

    16. Re:Short-sighted and thoughtless by ajs · · Score: 1

      What makes you think you can't do both? By that I mean to have a good solid plan but also remain flexible and adaptable?

      Again, what value is a 20 year plan that you know will be rendered moot? Outlining a set of guiding principles and building the capabilities required to quickly adapt to change would seem to me to be more effective.

      Also, remember that for about 50 years in the 20th century, there was only moderate change int he scope of business communications. Telephones revolutionized business, and caused nearly everything that businesses did to change. The ability to effectively manage organizational units over long distances as well as to instantly communicate with customers and vendors anywhere caused a major upheaval in the corporate landscape, but after that it was a relatively smooth increase (Faxes changed things a bit, but not all that much).

      The introduction of the Internet and more specifically, the World Wide Web has been far more disruptive than the telephone, however. It didn't just change communication fundamentally. It also introduced vast new markets and opportunities directly. 5 of the 30 DJIA companies are pure computer/Internet companies today, none of whom were on that list (and in most cases, didn't exist) prior to the 1980s.

      People might hate IT so much that they are willing to give up control of their primary business assets, tools and functionality to someone else

      But that's just the problem, isn't it? IT isn't a primary business asset, and never has been, in most industries. And yet, it sucks down as much as a third of many large organizations' budgets!

      I'll point out, though, that I was replying to your comments about long-term planning, not the merits of cloud computing (which I think is horribly over-simplified in most contexts).

  30. IT departments suck: WHOCOODANODE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really? After close to a decade of squeezing IT departments budgets and staff, managers are realizing that they've created departments that completely suck? Anybody who actually knew how to do anything useful or cared about customer service has bailed out YEARS ago after getting tired of having the "work MOAR for LESS or we'll send your jobs to Bangalore" sword at their throat...

  31. IT is just doing it's job... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Corporations have IT staff to make tech work most efficiently for their specific needs. Sure, every department can run their own email solution but that would increase management time and expense over having a centralized common infrastructure. This is true for most technologies...disparate, non-connected systems, are inefficient and end up costing the company more than the perceived "delay" in working projects into existing frameworks and systems.

    I've seen my fair share of IT people who say No just for the power trip but it isn't the norm from my experience. Most people in IT want to develop tightly integrated systems that work for their customers. What they don't want to do is blindly implement some non-technical managers idea when it goes against the grain of other systems that are already implemented. If you don't care about tight integrations and efficiency you can outsource to The Cloud (tm)... If you want well designed systems that correlate with your business as a whole, let the people in IT do their jobs. They usually do know a thing or two about how to do it right.

  32. what i think happens by georgesdev · · Score: 1

    with a cloud service the manager gets, at least in the best case: - An SLA
    - feature or service is quickly in production
    - cost can easily be lower than in house IT, at least for small companies
    - no grumpy IT employee to deal with
    - can redirect grumpy users to the cloud support center
    - when the service fails, the manager can say "not my fault" and "I already called hotline in the cloud" - etc ...
    I've got 100MB of email quota with my "IT managed" email. I really wish we would switch to the cloud and I can get a few gigabytes of email quota.

    1. Re:what i think happens by NotSanguine · · Score: 2
      Posting Anonymously as I moderated on this thread:

      with a cloud service the manager gets, at least in the best case: - An SLA

      I am internal IT and we have strong, mutually agreed upon SLAs with our customers.

      - feature or service is quickly in production

      That depends on the feature or service -- and the ability of IT to make it happen. If you worked where I do and had a need for a new server to run software 'X' and a valid business reason to do so, I can have a server up and ready to configure with software 'X' in less than an hour. It'd take longer to modify your contract with the cloud provider. Oops.

      - cost can easily be lower than in house IT, at least for small companies

      Agreed. There are tradeoffs. But then there always are.

      - no grumpy IT employee to deal with

      Just grumpy Indian or Malay customer service reps.

      - can redirect grumpy users to the cloud support center

      I'm sure that will have a salutory effect when critical LOB applications are down and your users hear. "Your call is very important to us. We are currently experiencing higher than normal call volumes. Please remain on the line and your call will be answered by the next available representative. Your estimated hold time is now 167 minutes."

      - when the service fails, the manager can say "not my fault" and "I already called hotline in the cloud"

      I'm sure that would be a great comfort to th principals, knowing that even though they're losing money every minute, it's not the manager's fault.

      --
      No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical. --Niels Bohr
    2. Re:what i think happens by NotSanguine · · Score: 1

      I guess that posting anonymously thing didn't work...Where's IT? It's their fault!!!

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      No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical. --Niels Bohr
  33. Why More IT Profs Work for Cloud Vendors by soloport · · Score: 1

    "OTOH, who usually cleans up any messes that happens with it? Who gets blamed if the cloud provider has an outage?"

    Precisely the stuff of why more IT professionals are moving to cloud vendors: Most people want to be seen as valuable contributors to the success of something.

    So... Win, win?

    1. Re:Why More IT Profs Work for Cloud Vendors by aix+tom · · Score: 1

      Yep. *THEY* don't have to deal with us, *WE* don't have to deal with them. ;-P

    2. Re:Why More IT Profs Work for Cloud Vendors by kmoser · · Score: 1

      "OTOH, who usually cleans up any messes that happens with it? Who gets blamed if the cloud provider has an outage?"

      You blame the cloud provider, and maybe even get them to comp you a month or two for your trouble. If outages are chronic, you switch to a different cloud provider (who may have the same problems, but you won't find out until it happens). Note that none of what I said is something I would advocate; I'm just describing what most businesses would do.

  34. IT depts often do suck by RottenJ · · Score: 1

    I work for a small company that provides specialized services to large corporations (saas). I cannot count how many times we have been close to closing a deal with new customer when at the last minute they have to "run it by IT". The typical response from IT is "...we can build that...". Which really means the dude who runs the IT views any external technology as some kind of threat to his empire. Occasionaly we come across an IT dept that will take the time to make a reasonable assessment followed by a security audit and when that happesn we usually get the deal. For us the ideal scenerio is avoiding IT altogether.

    --
    "It's fun to obey the machine" - Ralph Wiggum
    1. Re:IT depts often do suck by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Saas is a major threat and a portal/cloudish.

      The problem is game theory in that people's number one goal is to keep their job. Not just from I.T. but from publically traded companies as well. Those who have great selling skills ,,, read sales and marketing departments never get the axe when trimming costs for these reasons.

      I do not think I.T. departments are inept but I would be having sweat come down my head if I read proposals for salesforce.com or Saas come by my desk and assume my job would be on the line. Of course I would oppose you.

  35. TFA forgot to mention a benefit of cloud services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Managers no longer have to deal with the hygiene and personality problems that plague their in-house IT staff.

  36. Maybe it's not only politics by foreboy · · Score: 1

    All too often IT organizations spend all their effort telling the business managers what they cannot do rather than what they can - so getting a new project off the ground with in house resources becomes increasingly frustration. "We do not have enough resources to support that...", "Your project doesn't confirm to our standards...", "We'll 'agree' to support it as long as you make these changes...". Contrast this with a cloud provider that actually wants your business. True they may not be truthful about what they provide and you very well may be better off in house, but a new project in house can be very hard to start. IT managers who are flexible and 'influence' rather than 'dictate' are worth their weight...

  37. IT hates you too by PPH · · Score: 1

    Want better relationships with your IT department? Then stop treating them like the landscaping contractors you hire to mow your lawns. And stop using them as a dumping ground for the CEO's imbecile nephews who can't get jobs elsewhere.

    The Cloud might work for you. But who in your (non IT) company is going to know how to negotiate a contract with cloud providers and hold them to those contract terms? To a greater or lesser extent, your company is going to have an IT department, even if its a 4 person shop and your CIO is the person who can best fix a PC.

    If your company uses its IT to gain a competitive advantage in the marketplace, then you are going to have to work closely with your IT people to ensure that those aspects of your systems that give you your advantage are kept separate from generic services. And you are going to have to stop shoving white papers, written by outside IT consultants pitching their products/services, down management's throats.

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    Have gnu, will travel.
    1. Re:IT hates you too by Hardhead_7 · · Score: 1

      My wife recently got a job at Microsoft. She raved about how great the work environment is there, about all the little freebies, all that stuff. About a week after she started, she told me "I just realized why it's so great there. For the first time, I'm working somewhere IT is the asset, not the expenditure."

      I think that's the core of it, really.

  38. Regulatory Liability and Inflexibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did it ever occur to any of you that regulatory liability may contribute to IT department inflexibility?

  39. Bingo!! It's Revenge of the Non-Nerds by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 0

    Here in the NY area, there's a cloud services company doing heavy radio ad marketing that basically promotes its services as being able to say, "Take a Hike, IT Guy!"

    No start-up wants to begin by spending money on beige (or even white...) boxes. Unlike the '90s, when corporate IT was in ascendancy, almost every worker today has sufficient computer proficiency to make most of the day-to-day work of an IT department unnecessary -- except as relates to the systems and software crafted by the IT department themselves. Things that make you go, "Hmmmmm..."

    There are times I even think the whole "you better fear for your privacy!!" meme is FUD being churned up by the corporate IT guys who see the writing on the wall.

    1. Re:Bingo!! It's Revenge of the Non-Nerds by imric · · Score: 1

      If you truly believe that "most of the day-to-day work of an IT department unnecessary", I have a bridge for sale at a good price. A couple of PCs and a wireless router do not an IT professional make. In fact, folk who believe that are the ones that cause the most damages to corporate resources.

      Further, you might want to think that it's not always the best idea to outsource strategic infrastructure to the lowest bidder - and the lowest bidder is going to win any competition. And if you buy the salesman's spiel that 'their goals are your goals', maybe you'd like to consider an extended warranty or a lease on that bridge.

      It's TSO all over again. TSO and mainframes failed not because they were slow - they weren't. It's not because they didn't work, they did. It was because the apps the middle manager wanted to run (lotus 1-2-3) weren't there. So we got PCs and HUUUUUUGE complexity from departments buying software and installing it in the face of IT reqs, then demanding integration with core systems. And if you think you are going to get one company's 'cloud app' to integrate to another company's 'cloud app' and provide data in the cloud to you custom app that provides you with business advantage (because homogenous environments provide no advantage over others with the same environment) quicker/better/cheaper than a project run by local IT, well I gotta tell you we have bridges in designer colors now.

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      Paranoia is a Survival Trait!
    2. Re:Bingo!! It's Revenge of the Non-Nerds by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 1

      That's the point: We don't NEED an "IT professional" when we have a couple of PCs and a wireless router, if we avail ourselves of outsourced cloud services for the stuff we formerly might have needed an IT professional for.

      No disrespect is meant to IT professionals here: they are a vital and intrinsic resource -- within the cloud services with whom we will be contracting for service. They're just not needed on the payroll of every company with more than a dozen employees, as they were perceived as being needed back in the Corporate IT Hay Day a few years back.

    3. Re:Bingo!! It's Revenge of the Non-Nerds by imric · · Score: 1

      ROFLMAO! Yeah if all you use is word and excel. Oh and maybe Access. Cloud makes sense if you work out of your basement. You don't want an advantage over your competitors? Custom software? Business models that don't come out of a textbook? THAT'S how you think competition works?

      Heheh. Think like that and you will have LOTS of time to submit posts to /.. Until you run out of money for your cable modem and phone, that is.

      --
      Paranoia is a Survival Trait!
    4. Re:Bingo!! It's Revenge of the Non-Nerds by DaftDev · · Score: 1

      I have a bridge for sale at a good price.

      Is it a 3Com or Cisco at least? I haven't seen a good bridge in a while.

      All joking aside, it's interesting to see how these different transition periods (mainframe->PC, local->cloud) overlap in terms of integration and increasing complexity.

    5. Re:Bingo!! It's Revenge of the Non-Nerds by imric · · Score: 1

      At last! an interesting comment. It assumes there will be a transition to the cloud though. I'm not so sure. I have a feeling the cloud is already here, and remote access to data and applications is all that will happen. Cloud not dominated by big players replacing IT, but rather cloud services provided _by_ IT.

      We'll see though!

      --
      Paranoia is a Survival Trait!
    6. Re:Bingo!! It's Revenge of the Non-Nerds by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      We don't NEED an "IT professional" when ALL we have is a couple of PCs and a wireless router

      FTFY. If you're an actual business, you'll need an IT professional to advise you on what you really need (and to make IT policies, etc). If you're operating out of your basement, an IT pro can come in handy, but you might just accidentally use your computer securely without it being enforced.

  40. They are not in the I.T. industry by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    In business school the biggest case of outsourcing (cloud included) is that they are not in the I.T. business. They are in the (insert banking, finance, construction, etc) business. Should a major bank with no knowledge of food preperation have it's own cafeteria or should they outsource to someone who does just that?

    So why pay 3x for underpaid grunts who are not aliagned with values of the company, when you can go to salesforce.com or cloudx and have them take care of it for you for 1/3 the cost!!

    I know it is something you all hate to read, but I speak the truth. Management never liked I.T. with the exception if you are an I.T. company. You cost money and produce no business value unlike the good old boys of management.

    This means it is time for us to look for other careers path's if I sound too cynical. Our employers only concern is money and of a cloud can do it cheaper and they do not have to ever deal with you then it makes sense for them to fire you and replace you with a website. Nothing personal, it is just business and why should Joe's ceiling tiles inc have to worry about cost center computer guys? They do not make tiles or sell them?

    1. Re:They are not in the I.T. industry by imric · · Score: 2

      "You cost money and produce no business"

      And THIS is where they are wrong. If you all use the same software, there is no business advantage. If you have custom software you need IT.

      Unless you think Amazon, Google or Microsoft is gonna be writing software just for little old you.

      Obviously there is something wrong with 'business school' in this country. Wait. Look around. Yeah. OBVIOUSLY.

      --
      Paranoia is a Survival Trait!
    2. Re:They are not in the I.T. industry by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      In business school the biggest case of outsourcing (cloud included) is that they are not in the I.T. business. They are in the (insert banking, finance, construction, etc) business. Should a major bank with no knowledge of food preperation have it's own cafeteria or should they outsource to someone who does just that?

      The difference is that IT isn't just about writing code. It's about understanding the business problems and having the experience of the business type or company that you're working in. You need no knowledge of banking whatsoever to print the business cards or run the canteen for a bank. To write code, you need to understand about banking, and more specifically, the rules of the company you're working in.

      This is also why external consultants aren't any cheaper than IT departments. Because IT development and support of customised systems doesn't scale.

  41. This isn't an IT specific issue by quietwalker · · Score: 1

    Every business - when it reaches a certain size - realizes that they need to have a fixed process for handling X, where X can be contract approval, printer supply purchase, production system access, hiring new employees and so on. They need it because it provides accountability, oversight, size estimation, consistency, and the higher you are in the org chart, the more important those attributes become versus one individual task's result. At some level, being able to say someone is 60% complete with 32 man hours remaining is more important than having someone who code ninjas a fix in a single night because it needs to be done. With accurate info, you can plan for resources and identify where there are problems and effect systemic change if necessary - you can't plan for "Bob did it last week without telling anyone and we didn't know he did it until today."

    This is because the goal for the person (and their direct manager) is 'complete task', and 'process' can be perceived as an impediment that provides no immediate value. The more motivated that person is, the more likely they are to route around what they perceive as damage and circumvent the process in spirit, if not completely. Thus what may appear to be duplication of effort or reliance on external resources is really a myopic focus on short term goals.

    In my experience, the good companies allow this, because they all realize that sometimes a time delay is unacceptable, even if it 'breaks process'. They'll say "It's better to ask forgiveness, than to ask permission." It is, of course, subjective when an employee should or should not exercise this quote.

    This is just what it's like to work in a company. Nothing unusual.

    1. Re:This isn't an IT specific issue by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      "Every business - when it reaches a certain size - realizes that they need to have a fixed process for handling X..."

      And shortly after that, they used to get out of money, and out of the market. Until, the last wave of company protection, that started at the middle of the XX century. Now those disfunctional things stay alive to threaten small companies and impede inovation on entire markets.

  42. "Business" automation by rabenja · · Score: 1

    The article was mostly sweeping generalization with few specifics to back up the argument. As CIO, I find that the problems regarding delivering relevant, efficient, meaningful automation solutions has much more to do with the business units' inability to articulate a problem statement and business case than with our ability to provide a technical solution. The paradigm is generally "give me one of these". The return question is always "What are you trying to solve?" We try to steer our users to third-party hosted solutions whenever there is one (or two or n) that will fit the problem.

    1. Re:"Business" automation by thaig · · Score: 1

      In the cases that I care about the inability to understand needs has been on the IT side, but the problem is with the very idea that the world is divided into this side and that side. Why do you need to have the business explained to you? Does it mean that you don't understand the business you're working in?

      Someone is going to invent the "Marines" of computing - a sea based unit with it's own airforce and ships - a unit where decisions can be made quickly and permission does not have to be sought to obtain the necessary resources below a certain degree. In the computing world this might be a development organisation with it's own IT staff scattered throughout the teams. These people will understand needs because they will be spending their time with the people who have the need.

      Testing is now done this way in some places and I think it's so much better than the "Test department" idea that existed at another company. Where there are 2 entities everyone blames the other for delays, bugs problems and an adversarial attitude develops.

      Clouds and generic services are a balm - something that can soothe the tensions by making the issue of "why do you want this" go away. In most of the world you can have anything you can pay for as long as it's legal and so it should be inside companies. The IT department can run a cloud of it's own or can bulk buy capacity and leave the "embedded IT people" within the business units to use it as they see fit.

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      This is all just my personal opinion.
    2. Re:"Business" automation by rabenja · · Score: 2

      >Why do you have to have the business explained to you? Does it mean that you don't understand the business you're working in? We generally end up explaining the business to the users. The paradigm that we work in is complicated and the users in one small part do not understand the interactions with another part. The problem, then, is more of a business analysis nature than a pure IT solution one. The request might be "Give me a invoice for all of the natural gas transportation costs for all of our customers." The question back is "Give me the costing rules, rates, tariffs for the 15 pipeline pipelines involved." This is not a matter of "understand the business." The simplistic drivel I see in these threads avoids the truly complicated nature of some businesses. Go find a "Cloud" solution that collects and monitors all of the tariffs, rates, schedules, tax rebates, costing rules, inventory rules and costs, daily balancing rules and the like for all natural gas pipelines in the US and can apply them correctly to each customer invoice for all customers across the US on an agency basis with our own costing rules built in.

  43. Communication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've worked in IT for a while and seen a lot of different IT "types". There really is a big problem with the communication / social skills (obviously!). A lot of IT people I meet have a very arrogant demeanor, even if it's totally unwarranted based on their abilities. This combined with a general inability to communicate in a friendly manner make many IT people hard to get along with. I've found that if you communicate well and don't expect that your users should know or understand what you know, your management will be very happy with you. And they'll be inclined to trust you and and believe you when you tell them something just isn't feasible. But it's those short moments when you roll your eyes or belittle your co-workers that hurt you. You can be moderately successful in IT just with the skills. But you can be EXTREMELY successful if you can combine that with a great attitude, a bit of humility, and excellent communication skills.

  44. Because some IT has forgotten why it exists! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So many IT departments have forgotten why they exist in the first place. The sole purpose of IT is to support the rest of the company so they can do their jobs. If IT is a barrier to the other employees in doing their job then "it" is part off the problem not part of the solution. IT needs to remember who its customers are and why they are there.

    After spending my career in IT and then moving into a sales engineer job where I interface with IT departments from a lot of other companies, I get to see this first hand. It is amazing to see the difference between a good IT department vs a bad one. The good ones are responsive to their customers needs and their customers have no reason to go outside of the process. The bad ones that rule with an iron fist, drive their customers away at every opportunity forcing them to go around the process...

  45. BUs DREAD IT depts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fight it or embrace it ... i know which one I would choose if my future job status was on the line.
    Fact: BUs DREAD IT ... maybe IT needs to internalize and figure out how to improve their offerings

  46. Trivial for IT to implement traveling salesman ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

    I take it you've never worked in an organization that worked something like this:

    Manager: "I need a perfect solution to the Traveling Salesman Problem - I just signed a 7-figure contract saying we'd provide that in 2 weeks."
    IT: "There's no way to do this, we've got lots of papers and well-known theory that proves that this is a problem the best mathematical and scientific minds that have ever existed in the last 50 years aren't able to solve."
    Manager: "Just get it done, ok? Look, there's a lot of money riding on this."

    2 weeks later ...
    Manager: "So where's that Traveling Salesman Problem solution I asked for?"
    IT: "It's not ready yet. As I previously mentioned, it's a virtual impossibility."
    ...

    Correction:
    IT:"Here it is. Also given the number of locations to visit here are the expected times to provide an answer. We can improve these times to a small degree if you authorize additional hardware for the project, but there are diminishing returns.
    We've also implemented an alternate solution for these situations with a large number of locations. The answers are pretty good but not perfect."

    Yes a silly example but it was your analogy not mine. :-)

    That said, do you get the concept that others have mentioned? Rather than an IT organization that looks for technical reasons to say "no" you have an IT organization that starts with the business need and delivers a reasonable solution. Your taking the Pentagon subcontractor sort of approach: it doesn't matter if the plane flies all that matters is that the plane meets the Air Force specification. That is not how a good IT department operates.

  47. It's arrogance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

        No one on the business side wants to justify anything to the IT side. Of course, the IT side will ask because they then have to turn around and justify the time and money back to the business side.

        Companies flush millions every year on rogue IT projects like this because business side managers do not allow due diligence to be done by the people in the company who actually know. If they are afraid their IT is holding them back from something, bring in a consultant, or a company to explain stuff. And if they continue to believe IT is holding them back or lying or some such, fire them. Fire the CTO/CIO.

        IT is a brain trust. Avoiding it because you don't like their answers is stupid and wasteful.

    1. Re:It's arrogance by noc007 · · Score: 1

      I wish the CEO of my employer would fire my CIO. That childish douchebag has completely trashed the IT department and is hemorrhaging his whole budget on a 3rd party company to add features to a barely useable webapp. He could care less about improving it so it functions better and the employees can do their job. Instead, the interface is a PITA, DBs aren't indexed, stored procedures are rare and written poorly if they exist, DB queries read like "select * from all" and then parsed from there, and I can't even get an approval to replace a seven year old laptop that doesn't work so an employee can do their job.

      I've been tempted to communicate with the CEO, verbally or writing a letter, explaining how the Chief Idiot Officer he has working for him is going to bring the company to its knees, again. Sadly I doubt he would listen to someone not in an executive position, like myself.

    2. Re:It's arrogance by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1

      So you've got a st00pid boss? Find a new one.

  48. My experience by ddd0004 · · Score: 1

    The company where I currently work has gone to a cloud for one reason only. Upper management saw "Cloud" on blogs and magazine covers and said "A-ha, this Cloud sounds so much better than my previous buzz word". At that point they officially retired "Web 2.0" and moved in to the "Cloud" era.

  49. Oh please! "Cloud" != "No IT" by billybob_jcv · · Score: 2

    Anyone who thinks using the cloud gets you away from using your own IT dept is smoking crack. Want to have single sign-on with your corporate active directory? You need IT. Want to integrate your Salesforce.com CRM instance with your in-house ERP system to get customers and orders? You need your IT dept. Want to use a cloud BI tool to make cool dashboards for your CEO? You need your IT dept to feed you data.

    It's really simple - stop seeing your IT dept as a drive-thru fast food joint. Instead of coming to them with a half-baked solution that you need yesterday, try actually including them at the *beginning* of your thought process - and partner with them to meet corporate objectives. Stop thinking that *your* bonus objectives are the center of the universe - and start working together with the rest of the company's senior leadership to develop a prioritized portfolio of projects that your IT dept can help you execute. Take ownership of the business problem, the business process, the business data and the business value of the proposed solution - and let IT take ownership of the technical design, the system vendor management, the system implementation and the system maintenance.

    The one part of the dot-com days that I really miss is that IT was actually considered a strategic partner & leader in the company. Now that the accountants and salesmen are back in-charge, it's 1985 all over again...
     

  50. Kind of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Generally, I agree with you. However, sometimes the request is either totally unworkable or hard enough that it is truly not worth it - like the suggestion we received that the various state agencies we host a website for should be able to put their own bits of code on their respective web sites. At a simple glance, it would be nice - give people more to work with for their sites. But when you get into questions like:
    "what language?" - we are pretty sure picking just one would not make everyone asking for it happy;
    "who's ass is it when something breaks?" - how can that not be a point of contention;
    and by far the largest in our minds - "Could this be secure?" - again, maybe not impossible, but very hard, and would you trust folks out there who you have no control over to put internet accessible code on your machine? Assuming we came up with a screening (for people) and review (for code) process that worked, we still did not have the faith that it would not be circumvented by political pressure at some point.

  51. Fancy name for an old hat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The cloud is retarded. Why would I say such a thing? Because the majority of people that make the decision to move to the Cloud have no idea what it really is. Advertising tells you the cloud is a magical place, full of security and safety nets, that keeps all of your computer related stuffs handy no matter where you are or what time it is, and it's CHEAP. Now, if you told these same people that the cloud was a fancy name for "internet", where there is identity theft, mal-ware, ad-ware, porn, and expenses...well, I am sure they would say "no." In fact, that's what my boss did.

    I am tired of working places that don't want to pay for things in-house, but are willing to pay 10x as much for someone else to do it. And they wonder why the business goes under. Stupidity will pop the internet bubble.

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  53. That won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember many years ago, a user had a PC that kept locking up and crashing, and I traced it to a screen saver that displayed their kid's pictures.

    I removed it, but he complained insisting I find a way to let his screen saver work without crashing the machine. He explained that it worked fine at home on his personal PC, and it must be something we'd done to his work PC that was wrong, and so he wanted us to fix that.

    As soon as I left, he reloaded it and based IT about how stupid we are.

    Its not that users don't know better, they simply don't give a crap, screw up their PC, and then complain about how stupid IT is.

    Then you extend this to servers and applications and then there's simply no way for IT to not be bashed.

    Users really don't give a fuck, but are glad to blame IT when they shoot themselves in the foot.

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  55. Then what is the purpose of the "managers"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the outsourced cloud company is the one producing the actual useful service, what are the "managers" and their "company" providing? They become simply re-sellers, glorified used car salesmen.

    This is why Americas economy is going into the shitter, no one in this country wants to produce anything useful be it a good or a service. Everyone feels "entitled" to get promoted up to a pointless management job where all you do is shuffle some papers, talk on the phone and go to pointless meetings. Meanwhile all the immigrants and off-shored employees are the ones producing anything of value.

  56. Those not prepared for black swans... by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    are destined to eat them. IT, Legal, QA, Documentation, Insurance... All of these items are (among other things) risk management and prevention. The *best* outcome from all of them is... nothing happens. A result of nothing isn't showy. It's harder to demonstrate quantitatively. It doesn't appeal to a risk-taking managerial personality. It's easy for a newly minted MBA who's only out for himself to convince others that IT, Legal, QA, Docs, insurance, et. al. is just an unnecessary expense that can be cut. After all, nothing happened before... :)

    Coincidentally, the newly minted MBA may get bonused on the cost savings... and be GONE, GONE, GONE next year before the network has 30% downtime, the company is being sued and has no protection in its contracts, the product isn't selling because there was no QA department to find the problems, product documentation is out of date, and there's no insurance to cover damage from the crane that fell on top of the neighboring building.

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  57. IT Support and Business administration need speek. by hesperant · · Score: 1

    This is an interesting article, a bit inflammatory and quite lacking in valid details, seems more of a rant than not. While this seems to be just someone complaining it also illuminates a serious issue. IT is always treated as outside the business process and business is seen more of as an adversary to IT than a companion. Try busting these notions and you will have a healthy situation where your business personnel desire to work with it and IT desire to work with business. It can be done.

    A: IT Personnel need to realize that no matter how bad things get, it is a customer service situation. You want people to understand your IT hurdles but at the same time tend to miss the details that it took years for us to get to understand those details ourselves. Your business sales people are good at what they do, your good at what you do, care for them. It does work I have done/seen/developed this.

    B: Business personel, Remember when you get mad, that your IT personnel will respond when you yell with yelling. It is human nature to go bull and in any business relationship you should never accept a meek persons response or the yes mans IT values. They will yield few to no results in your goals. Bring your IT into the fold, include them in your business meetings so they can be aware of your needs. Most often, IT personnel can find solutions you might miss.

    C: IT, you are all NERD!! or should be, a solution is always available. It might take a long time it might take a zeeeeeelion dollars but they do exist. Look at your options before declaring a project dead. Actually never declare an idea dead, Build the case for your yes or no and let the business people put their stamp on it. After all it is more work and that can be a good thing.

    I am Nerd, Life is Nerd...

  58. CapEx vs. OpEx by ErichTheRed · · Score: 1

    I've worked in a range of environments, from tiny to huge. Some companies do really well with an internal IT department, and others are awful. Some IT departments put up huge walls and make it impossible to do anything, and at the other extreme, they do whatever crazy stuff the business tells them to and waste more time and money. I can definitely see why some decision makers might jump at the opportunity to "kick the nerds out of the basement," but they may not realize how much institutional knowledge walks out with them.

    In my experience, any time you involve a third party to do IT, friction ensues because now there's a wall between you and another company looking to make money, not just your internal IT department. Some businesses out there do well with this model because IT isn't used for much beyond file, print and office applications. Businesses looking to go outside the standards, develop their own business logic or applications, etc. will find issues with the cloud model. No matter how big of a check you write, or how many onsite people the service provider gives you (or zero in the cloud case,) the model will always be "That's not in the contract, submit a change request, and we will get back to you with a scope estimate and price."

    Eventually, businesses are going to come to grips with the cloud model, figure out what can and cannot be safely hosted or run outside their organizations, and make intelligent decisions. However, we're in the "marketing hype" phase now, and it's just starting to slow down. For example, in a nod to the idea that "cloud == VM hypervisor + virtual network fabric + SAN + servers", infrastructure providers are tailoring their pitches to involve the "private cloud" which basically means dedicated hosting plus flexibility...and that's a good model in my mind.

    Clouds are great for dev work and testing -- I've been able to build and rip down entire labs full of equipment to test new Windows domain designs, etc. without buying tons of extra hardware. I still think the security model needs to be looked at, because your average managed service provider will dump the cheapest, greenest sysadmins into their cloud computing environment to save money. Test in the cloud, then buy enough in-house or dedicated capacity to run production within your control.

  59. The problem by Compaqt · · Score: 1

    Well, one of the problems I see with the "if you don't like our proposal, we'll take our ball and play with an outside vendor" attitude is:

    What happens when a department contracts with an outside entity and comes up with a scheme like we saw yesterday in the story about Citibank with the account number == URL fragment? (Just surmising, but the fact is vanilla cloud server employees have root access to all your data.)

    So, I think it's not just a matter of "big, bad IT" spoiling the day again.

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  60. Cloud is another name for Offshore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's in a cloud. That could be in the states. More and more it's not. Just like manufacturing no company want to invest in the infrastructure to deliver cloud solutions internally. Anyone looked into the cloud and security? How about if the cloud goes out of business? If a hacker sets up business in the same cloud, how are they protecting you? How do you even know your data has been compromised?

    Too often it's damm good practice and procedure, get the job done.

  61. operationalizing innovating business architecture by doperative · · Score: 1

    "Today, our businesses move too fast for the traditional IT model; instead, business technology (BT) leaders must partner with their business colleagues to create business and technology strategy simultaneously."

    I thought that's how it was always done, identify a market for a particular technology. I hadn't realized the `traditional IT model' was a hindrance to doing business. Doing large scale IT projects is a bit like building bridges, each one is unique and you never want to be involved in one again. Given the anount of buzz words in that article I figure its aimed at the clueless PHB who don't know or don't want to know about real world IT processes.

    Key words: building bridges, business architecture strategies, business change, business objectives., business partners, business strategy, business technology, co-created innovation, co-creating business, collective action, consultation, continual refinement, Counter-intuitively, customer-driven, empowered BT organization, empowered employees, flexibility, flexible processes , foundation, fresh technology implementations, interrelated disciplines:, IT capabilities , key potential driver, legacy burdens, new-generation technology visioning, operationalizing innovation, process flexibility, provision their own technology, push innovation, ruthless standardization of technology, scaling innovative solutions, service delivery infrastructure, smart business process management, technology alignment, technology strategy, the enterprise, tools, traditional IT , Unleash technology-based innovation, waterfall process ...

  62. Users vs IT by MuValas · · Score: 1

    IT people are a complete pain in the ass with terrible attitudes and unrealistic expectations.

    Unless you've been on both sides of the fence, and then suddenly IT makes sense.

    "Waaaah! I *need* a bigger monitor to be more effective, and you have to open a hole in the firewall for my Dropbox account! Oh, and since you wouldn't give me a copy of Matlab to play with, I grabbed one from a file sharing site and installed it. But now my computer is all slow and acting weird ... fix it!!!!"

    1. Re:Users vs IT by Skapare · · Score: 1

      And I bet that was the CEO, too.

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  63. Re:Oh please! "Cloud" != "No IT" by m0t1v4t3 · · Score: 1

    I was once told by a CFO that IT is merely a cost without a return. At first I was astonished to hear that's how we were thought of but once I understood that viewpoint all the other ill-informed decisions made sense. Just like outsourcing customer service to India; they'll eventually see they've shot themselves in the foot.

  64. This is also why we have PCs, by jcr · · Score: 1

    I remember the days when buying desktop computers was a way to get your work done without waiting for the "data processing" department to get around to thinking about whatever applications you'd asked for.

    -jcr

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  65. this is the future by kirkb · · Score: 1

    I attended a great Azure / Sofware-as-a-Service conference a few weeks ago that hit on this exact point. The "traditional" role of IT (specify, procure, deploy, train, maintain) is diminishing.

    A company like Salesforce doesn't need to try get their foot in the door with a potential customer's CIO and try arrange a multimillion dollar deal. They can sell directly to the sales group. Or even a small division or team. "A few bucks per user per month" is within any manager's purchasing authority, and requires zero infrastructure.

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    1. Re:this is the future by mopower70 · · Score: 1

      I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that if non-technical business leads can move their technology needs to the "cloud" without any involvement from IT, then that company shouldn't have had an IT department in the first place. Why would you have an accounting department if an hourly hire from AccuTemp using Quicken can do the job? I have no problem with business doing this. I also have no problem with these managers going to prison for skirting auditing laws, and IT telling them to go screw themselves when they have a problem with the tools they need or use to access their stand-alone technology. The late 90s were replete with department level IT initiatives that fairly uniformly ended up in failure. When business realized they had lost control of their data, their security, and their employees, they reigned it all back in. Evidently some people don't learn.

    2. Re:this is the future by Shados · · Score: 1

      The IT department was created before these solutions were available. Thats why they had one "in the first place".

      Ironically, in most companies I worked for where "cloud" stuff was introduced, it was IT initiative. Very few people think kicking servers to keep them working is fun. The less the better. Only keep inhouse what can't be outsourced to COMPETENT firms. And lately, there's a bunch of very good ones.

  66. The problem is not always IT by EvilAlphonso · · Score: 2

    Where I currently work, if a department comes with a complete detailled project plan we can approve it in less than a week or even the same day if we don't need to go back and forth clarifying important points. The problem is that once we approved the project plan, it must spend about 90 days in the "purchasing" labyrinth. Then the purchase order has to cross the "call for tender" quicksand area (throw in a couple of weeks at least) to finish in the "supplier administration" swamp. We can't purchase anything without an approved detailled project plan, which initially requires a "steering committee" and loads of meetings on the client department side. What happens most of the time is that the client comes to us with a few notes on a napkin, lacking most useful information and with a target date a few weeks in the past. Of course, they then blame us for failing to deliver on time just after leaving said napkin at our door.

  67. Did he ask you to solve in P time? by marcosdumay · · Score: 2

    And here we see the difference between the academical and the real worlds. People solve the traveling salesman problem all the time at the real word. And yes, with exact solution. Of course, for that they need exponential time. If exponential time isn't available, they are ok with an approximation.

    And that also exemplifies the "can't get it done" behaviour the article is complaining about. It is quite a fair request at this level of detail, it may become a bad request with more details, and it is the job of IT to gather those extra details, judge if it is viable and, if it isn't viable, to understand the actual problem and propose a viable way to solve it. Ok, maybe there isn't, sometimes the client is saking for strong AI or something alike, then it is the job of IT to specify what parts of the problem could be solved.

  68. Slow by michelcultivo · · Score: 1

    IT people don't known how to deal with departments, every talk that I need to have with my client IT department is a pain. They always have an excuse to not deliver the project, always have problems and don't wan't to work very closely to get a solution. I see it every day and every time, the Marketing department get some amount of their budget and buying IT services that were exclusive with the IT department. Thank you

  69. The attitude... by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

    This is just the standard PHB attitude. Any employee that isn't directly in the revenue stream is a waste of resources, unless that employee is in management, or directly serves the PHB's needs. That gives the PHB three options. Fire the "unnecessary" employees and 1) move their duties to lower paid, unqualified workers 2) Add their tasks to the duties of salaried workers who don't get paid for overtime or 3) Outsource. Lather, rinse, repeat. In the end you get $250k/yr aerospace engineers spending most of their day typing and maintaining software systems, while the PHB moves up the career ladder for "increasing productivity."

  70. Re: I can sympathize by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

    When I worked at the San Diego Supercomputer Center, I was hired to write a server, essentially, that would provide a web interface to some of the big iron projects in biology.

    Was a two year project. I got it finished over a summer, as it turned out to be easier than I thought to do the coding that piped information to and from the biology modeling programs to a web browser.

    The only roadblock was the SDSC IT and web services guys that said they wouldn't allow... well, everything. So, long story short, we just had to bypass them entirely, host it on our own machines, and just use the SDSC site as a redirect. The moral of the story was that IT policy trumps million dollar research projects.

  71. Re:Oh please! "Cloud" != "No IT" by ajs · · Score: 1

    All of your points are equally valid in an organization that outsources most of the routine IT infrastructure to cloud-based service providers.

    IT still has a role, but it's a much smaller role once you've gotten rid of a large chunk of it.

  72. It's always about the money by theora55 · · Score: 2

    Go outside of IT to buy a "cheap" laptop, cheaper than the standard model we provide. But without the warranty($), and you bought a cheap consumer model, not a business class model($), and it won't run the software your dept. relies on, and when it blows up because you let your nephew install "better" antivirus software to fix the crapware you loaded, IT has to rebuild it. But we don't have an image for it, so it takes a day or 2, instead of an hour or 2.

    Go outside of IT to the cloud for backup, go right ahead and trust business or client data to that web startup. Sure, it's a lot easier than using the corporate VPN, until the data is exposed. Or until you forget your password, and IT can't help you, no matter how much you jump up & down, because you used an outside service.

    It's not okay for IT staff to be surly or give bad advice or not listen. But you may want to consider that some of us have a clue, and a better understanding of our company's IT environment than your brother-in-law, and we do care about what you need, and will do our best to help you.

  73. Anybody remember minicomputers? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    A long time ago, all the computing power was in the "dinosaur pens", and with advances in technology some companies started making what they called "minicomputers" (scaled-down big computers that only cost ten or fifty thousand dollars or so), and many enterprising managers tried taking control of data processing from the DP department.

    The cost comparisons typically proved that the minis were the way to go, and they typically involved purchase cost of the mini against what the DP department was charging for mainframe processing, which included paying for the dinosaurs, housing them, feeding them with clean power, backing up data, providing operators, all of that. I watched one acquisition take place where the programming budget was for one person, one-fourth time, and that was soon four people, full-time. The department had to find a place to put the minicomputer and the developers, have somebody watch over it, and all that sort of thing that wasn't budgeted for. This wasn't necessarily a bad thing, as the mini did do some things the mainframe didn't then, but it sure wasn't worth it to save money.

    We saw it again with personal computers, and we're seeing it again with the cloud. It's cheaper to go with the distributed solution, as long as you don't worry about security, possible regulatory issues, getting software that works, having reliable service, or other considerations. Both minis and personal computers frequently gave some additional flexibility, which was good, but that's not typically why they were adopted.

    This has been going on for a long, long time.

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  74. can't blame them by conark · · Score: 1

    i've worked in companies where the cloud would've been a far better solution than the in-house one. the problem in those companies were the politics and lack of competence by that department. the fact that cloud providers have managed to solve some common problems for a scalable price makes it far more attractive than dealing with difficult and unpredictable personalities (let's be honest; sysadmins are sysadmins because of a certain personality trait). it's just one less variable to deal with in the end. this is not to say that the cloud is for everyone. i think the cloud doesn't work where you have a specific problem that cannot be scaled to the cloud's needs. or if you have a great IT department that you can trust.

  75. Poor service is better than no service by losttoy · · Score: 1

    For most business users, poor service is better than no service. I have seen hundreds of projects and millions of dollars wasted across multiple companies because IT simply cannot deliver. The "cloud", in comparison, may suck or be unreliable but if it provides the basic functionality that a business needs then it wins over local IT. Simple.

  76. Outsourcing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Production has been outsourced to China. Lets outsource service to India. That's just a great overall plan for our economy.

  77. Weird by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to cheerfully offer a service and negotiate a price, but because I'm in the IT department, they just pay me a fixed salary and keep lumping more work on me. So what they really want is to pay more for the better cloud service, instead of paying more and getting better service internally. Weird.

  78. Re:Duh=outsourcing by formfeed · · Score: 1

    If they have an unrealistic expectation tell them that, but also tell them what their alternatives are: spend more money now, use "cloud" (aka rented) resources a[n]d pay later.

    Just the same reason as normal outsourcing: Fast fix for something that would take forever to do it internally. Sometimes the fast fix is a fix, sometimes it comes back later to bite you. - Hopefully, after the earnings statement, the promotion, or transfer...

  79. The cloud is secure... Yeah.... by lampropeltis.alterna · · Score: 1

    Why trust any one with your proprietary information? Sounds like an easy target for the chicom's to hack into, hey they can did to the government.

  80. Agile Development Must Include IT by Jaborandy · · Score: 1

    When you don't include IT early enough, their input is disruptive to the plan, even if it's valid input. So they are the bearers of bad news.

    Some say the solution is to include IT earler in a project by asking for their input and assistance with the design phase. Bad idea. Nobody should have to go beg another department for help, and what you get by asking is always less than you need.

    Q: So how do you solve this problem?
    A: By including IT in your team organizationally. Some companies do this by making the product team (developers, etc) responsible for most IT functions on their product (e.g. Amazon.com). Some companies integrate IT team members into the virtual product team, sitting next to the developers as they work (e.g. aQuantive, before the MS acquisition).

    Either way, you need to make IT literally *BE* part of the team, so there is no "us vs. them" mentality. Now that cloud services can be bought off the shelf, IT needs to be very responsive to remain compatitive. The only way to be responsive enough to an modern agile team is to be integrated into their fast-paced process at an intimate level. Any IT department that tries to stay independent and powerful will fall to the competition, and deserves to IMO.

    --Jaborandy

  81. Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stay with IT... The Cloud, just a bunch of smoke being blown up your ass.

    I can already see the headlines "OOOPSS!!!! Sorry about that, we lost millions of peoples data!"

  82. Competition by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 1

    The best company that I ever did work for used the ISP model for services. It had three IT departments. The Main IT department provided a solid connection to the Internet and a solid email service. The other two also offered a menu of services that each department could use or not use at their pleasure. This included bulk software licensing, computer purchasing, and best of all repair and technical support. But these services came with a price. If an employee bought their own crap computer and the IT people had to fight with it daily then the department would be billed a pile and probably do something about it. But unless the computer posed a clear threat then they had to support it. This way any department that felt that macs were better than pcs could try it out and find out if this were true.
    The only check the IT people had to do was a software license check and an important data backup plan check.
    Where this got interesting was that with two separate support groups you could call one and if they wouldn't come or pissed on your selection of computers then you could call the other. The result was that the grumpy IT department would bill less and have its budget cut.
    The main IT people could also bill any department that caused a disaster. So if you had a bunch of infected PCs show up and they had to cut you off then they would send you a whopper of a bill. Thus the individual departments were motivated to not make stupid decisions.
    I never saw a company outsource less. Also before I was leaving they were about to do the same thing with software development except they were talking about setting up three competing sections.
    Also this company had the most interesting selection of systems working I have ever seen. In the security room they had (not kidding) a VIC-20 which overlaid some text (really BIG text) onto the video feed. This had been set up when the VIC-20 was new. The video system had been upgraded but since the VIC was a working solution no IT person could ever kill it on a whim.
    The printing department had a crap Sun Sparc setup years past its best by date because that was what they wanted. The IT people wanted it long gone but the only thing they could do was support it and then bill appropriately.
    Another department (the one I dealt with) was serving data up from MongoDB. Things like MongoDB are hard to get past a stodgy old IT department.

  83. The Blame Game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real reason everybody hates IT is that it is the one thing in common between all departments. If your in marketing, it's safe to bitch about IT - because IT is not perfect, and everybody has had problems at least once in their life.

    IT turned down my innovative request!

    Well it must be because IT is stupid/greedy/mean. It is NEVER because one of IT's functions is to protect the crown jewels of the company from being wrecked. The company data is more important than the deadline you missed.

    IT is slow to respond!

    Well it must be because IT is lazy. After all, all they do is press buttons, and that's all they have to do to fix you problem, so because they didn't drop the trivial things they were doing to serve YOU (and that's what they get paid for, to serve), then they are lazy, and any excuses they give are just 'attitude'.

    They won't give me even though it is clearly superior to everything else and I cannot work without it.

    It must be because IT is incompetent. Their stupid excuses that it doesn't authenticate into the network, or that support for one person is a problem is clearly nonsense. I have a PC and a web browser at home, and my unsecured wireless router means I can support myself. I _TOLD_ them I would never call for support.

    IT is charging my department for the 7 servers it will take to support the product I bought from a vendor without consulting anyone! The nerve!

    It can't be because they have a limited budget and time... After all, they just push buttons and my 13 year cousin could do their jobs.

    I heard them laughing, joking and having a good time up there. They aren't as miserable as I think they should be.

    It could never be a camaraderie born of the adversity of having to do 9-12 days as the norm AND work from home and be available at all hours in the face of hatred from all other departments for their efforts. No, it has to be because the good for nothings are pulling a fast one on the business.

    And for those non-IT who try and accuse me of 'attitude' - I've been in IT for 32 years. 20 years of it as a developer. If you accuse me of attitude you don't know and will likely never know what you are talking about in this regard.

  84. Whine much? by sjbe · · Score: 1

    IT is one of the most thankless tasks in existence. If everything is running well, people forget they exist. If something breaks or has to be taken offline for maintenance, someone is inevitably screaming bloody hell.

    You think that is unique? Think anyone ever calls a policeman, a firefighter, or a paramedic because things are going well? How about a sports referee? If they do their job right no one notices them at all. If they screw up, EVERYONE notices them and not in a good way. Ever think about accounting? I promise you the only time you pay them a moment's attention is if your paycheck isn't correct. Bet you don't pay much attention to the bridges you drive over every day - unless of course one collapses underneath you. Then you want the head of the engineer who designed it wrong. You spend much time thinking about the fisherman who risks his life to put that salmon on your dinner plate? And if you want really, truly thankless jobs, consider being a soldier. Not only do most people not think about you, but it's part of the job description that others might try to kill you. Worse, many of the people you protect will call you a murderer for protecting them. I'll take some sniveling VP throwing an unreasoning hissy fit over being shot any day.

    I can continue pretty much forever. Virtually every job is like this. People do not notice things running smoothly. IT is nothing special in this regard.

  85. Might even buy you dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bingo! In-house can't ever compete with kickbacks. No one can.

    The solution is to fire managers who accept kickbacks, but that part of executive culture is here to stay as long as executive culture itself does.

    1. Re:Might even buy you dinner by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      You can get rid of the dinners, and they will sweeten the deal some other way - sales is an art, and it works. Everyone should try to learn a little about how to make themselves a salesman, even if they aren't naturally good at it.

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  86. These Users Deserve Everything They Get by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

    I'm not against cloud services, but I've seen users do this sort of thing with 3rd party suppliers or with packages.It all sounds great. Some company supplies something and you don't have pesky IT getting in the way.

    But then the business wants to change its process in some way. Does the 3rd party company's software allow that change? No. OK, either you now have to work out some Rube Goldberg process, where your users have to put something into 2 systems, or pay through the nose for that 3rd party company to make a change. And you'll have to wait behind all the priorities to other customers. What I've seen in a few places is that after a few years, they realise they're getting shafted by the 3rd party company, and the reason is that users completely underestimated how many changes they'd need to do.

    People running companies need to quit thinking about IT as something that they can just drop in. It's more like the arteries of the business. That doesn't mean you can't use packages or clouds, but it does mean that those things better be easy to integrate, or be flexible in a way that you can change them without being forced to go to a 3rd party supplier. That either means having a web service, or the source code. I've worked on systems where we couldn't get our own data out without paying the company a 5 figure sum for the a CSV dump.

  87. Re:Oh please! "Cloud" != "No IT" by billybob_jcv · · Score: 1

    What, exactly, have you eliminated when you outsource to the cloud? Some of the folks that build servers, a few (but not all) your application development staff and perhaps a few DBAs. You will still need your network engineers, your client support helpdesk (unless you have already outsourced that), your business analysts, your application admins and a good part of your development staff. If you think you can really outsource "a large chunk" of your IT staff, then I suspect you've never seen a company try to do it. The companies that do it will slash their staff, bring in the outsource firms, and think they cut a fat hog. Then the outsource fees will start to rise as the company figures out that the folks they had on the IT staff really were doing a lot more than the management thought - and now they actually have to pay to get people to work weekends and nights. The company will also find out that asking for something that is out of scope of the SLA or project requirements isn't just a matter of telling everyone to work harder - they will actually have to pay money when that happens. Of course, the outsource firm will also be trying to load the support roster with every fresh-off-the-plane, junior tech they can - and eventually the company will figure out that they are paying the same or more for far inferior service.

    The cloud has many advantages - but none of them involve dramatically lowering the size of the IT staff or reducing IT's role as a strategic partner to the company.

     

  88. It's Gonna Come back and Bite 'Em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not called a "Cloud" for nothing.

  89. moving to cloud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Regardless, it's mostly about economies of scale. To get the same infrastructure in house is often more expensive and includes additional cost of maintenance and upgrades.
    Plus if these companies did not get as much grief from their IT department about every little thing, they would havr lees of a reason to outsource.
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